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00:00:49 Hey, loser!
00:00:54 We need money.
00:00:55 For what?
00:00:56 Food.
00:01:06 I've only got two dollars.
00:01:09 Oopf.
00:01:13 Good morning, Thea.
00:01:14 Oh, hi.
00:01:16 There's this
00:01:18 Monday.
00:01:20 Could you put your
00:02:28 Whoo! Look
00:02:31 Hey.
00:02:33 Hey, look. I, uh, I
00:02:36 It wasn't easy. These
00:02:39 Thanks. It's all
00:02:41 Hey. Let's go
00:02:43 Oh, don't tempt me.
00:02:45 Come on. Don't be such a buzz
00:02:49 Oh, Miles. It was hard
00:02:52 Hey. You really need to
00:02:55 Bailing isn't exactly in my vocabulary
00:03:06 Alarm clock
00:03:09 Thea.
00:03:11 Thea!
00:03:17 Four minutes
00:03:19 We agreed to 8:59.
00:03:21 I know. I'm sorry. I've
00:03:23 Greg already
00:03:26 All right.
00:03:28 I found two errors
00:03:30 Ur-Nammu, the Mesopotamian
00:03:34 Are you sure? I checked it
00:03:37 You should always cross reference
00:03:41 It is
00:03:42 Absolutely right, Greg.
00:03:44 The intern shouldn't be
00:03:47 You have to remember that every
00:03:51 I'm sorry I didn't give enough thought
00:03:53 to the long reaching
00:03:55 Think of it next time,
00:03:58 There are a million people out
00:04:01 The secretary to the publisher,
00:04:05 I have a big
00:04:07 Now, you can make up for this
00:04:11 Okay. What
00:04:13 MacArthur rolled
00:04:17 Again?
00:04:18 She's got one
00:04:20 I don't appreciate
00:04:25 Hi, there.
00:04:27 Let's really try and nail
00:04:40 No way. She
00:04:41 Uh-hm.
00:04:43 How come Greg never washes her?
00:04:44 I'm glad that I don't have
00:04:47 since he spends most of his time
00:04:50 Tell me about it. Last week
00:04:53 complaining that I ordered
00:04:56 Said it creates
00:04:58 Come here, MacArthur.
00:05:00 MacArthur.
00:05:03 Do you think we'll
00:05:05 How long 'til your little
00:05:09 Five years.
00:05:11 Wow.
00:05:13 When you finally ditch this
00:05:16 I can't survive this
00:05:18 I don't even know if I'm gonna
00:05:21 Oh, well, your rainbow
00:05:23 Ha, ha, ha.
00:05:26 that when you're celebrating with Miles the
00:05:31 Done. Two for
00:05:33 and two
00:05:35 And cold beer chasers and a sliced lime.
00:05:37 Gets me right here.
00:05:43 What is MacArthur eating?
00:05:44 Oh, that's not
00:05:47 No, no, that's soap!
00:05:53 Well, Thea, you are
00:05:55 I know, I'm sorry.
00:05:57 Well, don't apologize.
00:05:58 This one
00:06:00 Yeah. And?
00:06:01 It's bad feng shui.
00:06:02 It'd be nice
00:06:04 to the guy
00:06:06 When I gave you yours
00:06:08 you reprimanded me for
00:06:11 I don't like your giving
00:06:13 Good morning, everyone.
00:06:17 Sorry.
00:06:19 Let's have another round!
00:06:20 Hey, Johnny, my good man.
00:06:24 Jerry!
00:06:25 War. What is
00:06:27 Apparently lots
00:06:33 If you could just tell us
00:06:36 Sweet.
00:06:37 Pigs in the blanket
00:06:38 for everybody on me.
00:06:41 Alright, bye-bye.
00:06:43 Hemingway used
00:06:45 Ah. We're so pleased you decided to
00:06:49 Sorry, uh, bad,
00:06:52 Hm. Got hung up at the
00:06:55 I kind of wanted that
00:06:58 Well, well, privacy is
00:07:01 So how's
00:07:03 Extremely well. There's a
00:07:08 And now we're ready to
00:07:11 Whenever you feel
00:07:13 Oh, okay.
00:07:15 Sales for The Complete History
00:07:19 Uh, marketing says people
00:07:23 by the 1400 page length.
00:07:25 There are a lot of bullets in
00:07:28 Let's talk about the next
00:07:32 I've given this
00:07:35 Next week's
00:07:39 Now, we're all tired
00:07:42 So I'm moving Garth
00:07:45 I'm not
00:07:47 I've told you. You're staying
00:07:50 This isn't softball related.
00:07:52 You know our textbook
00:07:55 Of course I know her.
00:07:56 I read her new manuscript
00:07:57 and I thought
00:07:59 How did you
00:08:01 I ran into her at lunch.
00:08:04 You don't send the
00:08:06 Thanks, but I've already
00:08:10 It's not our
00:08:12 Baby, what's wrong?
00:08:14 MacArthur?
00:08:17 What's wrong with you?
00:08:21 What is wrong?
00:08:27 Ew!
00:08:28 What did you feed her?
00:08:31 I'm so so sorry
00:08:33 I just scheduled a full body
00:08:37 I have the day off Monday
00:08:39 You'll take her Monday.
00:08:41 I asked for this time
00:08:43 It's just one day.
00:08:45 we'd go camping
00:08:47 It's his 25th birthday?
00:08:49 Yeah, it is.
00:08:50 God, I had no idea.
00:08:52 I'm sorry. Why don't you
00:08:55 Really?
00:08:56 No!
00:08:57 Okay, no problem.
00:09:00 Come on, things
00:09:02 Okay. Let's see what I have
00:09:05 Washing my boss's dog.
00:09:07 Blow-drying my boss's job.
00:09:09 Uh-mm.
00:09:10 Taking my boss's
00:09:12 I'm officially
00:09:14 Well, at least we still
00:09:20 Maybe you and Miles
00:09:22 Oh, yeah. I'll see if Miles
00:09:26 No, maybe Jerry's
00:09:28 Who needs a significant other
00:09:31 Jerry's repulsive. Have you
00:09:34 He's lucky he can get
00:09:37 You know, it's one thing if Jerry is an
00:09:41 But why does he have to make the
00:09:46 In my office. Now!
00:09:51 You've got some pretty strong
00:09:55 You find my relationship
00:09:57 something to deride?
00:09:58 Not at all. I respect
00:10:01 You're involvement
00:10:03 Don't bullshit me.
00:10:04 I'm sorry.
00:10:06 It was childish
00:10:08 If you hate me so much,
00:10:10 I don't really think it's healthy
00:10:14 But, please.
00:10:16 Watch me.
00:10:17 But I need this job.
00:10:18 Here I go.
00:10:19 I support my sister.
00:10:20 You're fired.
00:10:21 But I'm...
00:10:22 You're what? You're?
00:10:24 I'm pregnant.
00:10:25 Pregnant?
00:10:26 Yes, pregnant.
00:10:29 The doctor says the chemicals
00:10:32 are messing up my system and you can't
00:10:36 Except for when I say I'm
00:10:47 Oh, God.
00:10:59 When are you due?
00:11:00 Octember.
00:11:02 October what?
00:11:03 Uh, probably the 6th.
00:11:05 could be the 8th. But fingers
00:11:08 by then I'll just want
00:11:10 You're almost four
00:11:12 Yeah.
00:11:14 Feels like yesterday I wasn't.
00:11:18 The legal department
00:11:21 about not being able
00:11:23 no matter how much
00:11:27 So get back to work.
00:11:30 Thank you
00:11:32 I really appreciate it.
00:11:40 Congratulations on the baby. The
00:11:44 Hey, why didn't you tell
00:11:48 Probably because there's so
00:11:51 I mean, I'm out of the woods.
00:11:54 Anyway, so I'm having my baby
00:11:58 But I win!
00:11:59 Anyway, no, really,
00:12:02 Oh, Thea! Oh, I'm so excited for you.
00:12:05 No wonder you've
00:12:08 What's going on?
00:12:09 Everybody, Thea's pregnant!
00:12:11 Don't look at me.
00:12:13 Never would have guessed.
00:12:16 I had to tell everyone.
00:12:19 Of course. How can you
00:12:22 I should've known. My left knee's
00:12:26 it usually means
00:12:28 Yeah, or they're stuck underwater
00:12:32 So who's
00:12:35 You didn't tell 'em
00:12:37 Thea and Miles
00:12:39 Oh!
00:12:42 That's so great!
00:12:44 I mean, I got married before I got
00:12:49 Whoo-hoo!
00:12:51 Yeah, I'm, I'm really
00:12:53 Yeah, thrilled. Over
00:12:59 Psst.
00:13:06 Pregnant? It's brilliant.
00:13:08 Where did you
00:13:10 I saw it on an episode
00:13:13 Yeah. You can't fire
00:13:15 Discrimination, lawsuits,
00:13:17 Smart.
00:13:20 By the way,
00:13:22 Pregnant wasn't bad enough.
00:13:24 Well, I didn't want people to think
00:13:28 Is that what you
00:13:30 No, of course not. I just happen to
00:13:34 think you're a wayward skank and I
00:13:37 Thanks. Crap, Lisa. What am I gonna
00:13:41 Can't we just say that you
00:13:44 I don't know, one
00:13:48 Do you know what
00:13:50 Let's just go along with
00:13:53 and then we'll say
00:13:55 You thought you were pregnant, but
00:13:58 Ew.
00:14:07 I'm so sorry, Em. I had
00:14:10 and I lost track of time.
00:14:12 The meeting was at four and it's
00:14:16 I'm really sorry.
00:14:20 Have you been drinking?
00:14:22 I had a cocktail.
00:14:25 Come on. You're 17. You should
00:14:34 I'll reschedule with your
00:14:38 Don't bother. I already met with Miss
00:14:41 What options?
00:14:43 She suggested I start taking
00:14:47 You have
00:14:50 Yeah, but I'm
00:14:52 I was thinking maybe I could go to the
00:14:56 No way. You're staying
00:14:59 Tennis will cover the tuition and I'm
00:15:03 I know. You keep telling me when Mom
00:15:07 Just do me a favor, be a grown-up and
00:15:11 So that's
00:15:13 Yeah, that's
00:15:15 Really? 'Cause you were at a bar
00:15:28 Oh, hello, Mr. Abbott.
00:15:30 Jerry? Jerry,
00:15:33 Mr. Abbott,
00:15:34 Is there anything
00:15:37 or do I have to go to my
00:15:39 I could get you
00:15:41 Go ahead, soldier. Three
00:15:45 Okay. Move, move,
00:15:47 What brings
00:15:48 How are you? Well, your
00:15:51 Jerry's at lunch. But Thea can
00:15:55 Who's Thea?
00:15:56 Jerry's secretary. You
00:15:59 Congratulations are probably in order.
00:16:03 Hm.
00:16:04 She looks like
00:16:07 Maybe she can give us
00:16:12 Thea, do you
00:16:13 So, uh, how are you?
00:16:15 Fine, thanks. You?
00:16:17 Oh, I'm fine. But I'm not the one with a
00:16:22 So, no morning sickness?
00:16:25 No. Nuh-unh. Guess
00:16:28 A little too lucky,
00:16:30 Yeah.
00:16:31 And uh, where
00:16:33 Well, we...
00:16:36 Her fianceé is saving
00:16:39 It's not very nice to
00:16:41 So why don't you get back to lying
00:16:48 Don't worry about him. He doesn't
00:16:52 And I'm sure Greg
00:16:56 Come on, Jerry.
00:16:58 Oh! Alright, Jerry.
00:16:59 Oh! Watch it!
00:17:00 Dumbass.
00:17:02 Come on, Nick.
00:17:04 Come on Nick,
00:17:14 Hit it!
00:17:16 Ow!
00:17:17 Ball. Take your base.
00:17:19 Take your base!
00:17:20 Come on, Thea.
00:17:23 Come on, Thea!
00:17:24 Let's go, Thea!
00:17:26 Go, go. Home run.
00:17:28 Come on, come on.
00:17:29 Go, go.
00:17:33 Come on, come on.
00:17:37 Safe!
00:17:41 Are you okay?
00:17:42 Yeah. I'm great.
00:17:45 Come on, Colonel.
00:17:48 You got it!
00:17:49 Great.
00:17:50 Thea.
00:17:51 Kristen. Come
00:17:54 You shouldn't be playing
00:17:58 What condition?
00:17:59 Your baby.
00:18:01 Lisa, get your
00:18:03 Of course.
00:18:04 We are taking you
00:18:08 All season.
00:18:12 Come on!
00:18:15 Hey, thanks
00:18:16 Yeah, well,
00:18:18 Jerry says I'm a liability, so
00:18:22 Sounds like the most reasonable
00:18:26 Oh!
00:18:35 Yes!
00:18:48 MacArthur?
00:18:50 Good heavens.
00:18:51 Oh, it's okay. I'm
00:19:04 I need a copy
00:19:06 I'm gonna read it in the car
00:19:09 What? You've never seen a
00:19:12 When genius strikes, you
00:19:14 Okay.
00:19:20 Oh. Thea, um, should you
00:19:24 Copy machines emit
00:19:27 And what does that do?
00:19:29 Well, no one knows yet. But I've
00:19:32 and it seems like something you should avoid
00:19:36 I think I should be okay.
00:19:38 Oh, good. Well, if it
00:19:41 then can you make 50
00:19:44 Thank you.
00:19:48 You know, I,
00:19:50 that Kristen is only a
00:19:52 and yet she's the size of a school bus
00:19:56 Different strokes,
00:19:59 Perhaps it's easier to feel
00:20:03 What's the big deal? Everyone
00:20:06 Because you're
00:20:10 And the baby doesn't
00:20:15 Hmpf.
00:20:16 You and me are going
00:20:30 What on earth
00:20:32 I'm stealing
00:20:34 What?
00:20:35 You're four
00:20:36 and you've got the abs
00:20:39 Sh. Cover me. Okay?
00:20:41 Look. If you want people
00:20:43 you've gotta start talking the
00:20:50 I don't know
00:20:51 You can do this.
00:20:54 But you've gotta look the part or
00:20:57 I look ridiculous.
00:21:00 These jeans
00:21:02 I feel like I'm wearing
00:21:05 You don't look like you've
00:21:09 Gross. Did you know that when women
00:21:13 Ew.
00:21:15 Have you ever heard of an
00:21:19 Agh.
00:21:20 Well, we should get
00:21:23 I thought this whole thing was
00:21:26 Yeah, but until then you should know
00:21:30 There's a whole world of stuff
00:21:33 Yeah. And I'd kind of
00:21:36 Ew. Look
00:21:38 Wait a second,
00:21:40 What?
00:21:41 Here. Here.
00:21:42 No. Can I keep
00:21:44 No. That's like keeping
00:21:47 No, no. I don't want Emma to
00:21:50 You lie all the time.
00:21:51 No, really.
00:21:52 It stays with you.
00:22:07 Hey! Can I get
00:22:08 Whoa, what are you doing in
00:22:11 I'm trying
00:22:13 It doesn't matter what I'm
00:22:19 Morning, Thea,
00:22:21 Wow. Look at you.
00:22:25 Yeah, look at me.
00:22:28 Oh, geez, I mean. You've
00:22:31 I'm sorry about the other day.
00:22:34 Take another
00:22:36 You just take
00:22:38 Oh, my God.
00:22:40 Oh, how
00:22:43 I have so much baby
00:22:45 Let me know if you need to
00:22:48 I just have
00:23:09 My favorite lubricant,
00:23:12 Thea. I've made some brownies
00:23:16 Oh, thank you.
00:23:17 It popped.
00:23:18 Yeah, once you pop,
00:23:20 You're carrying low.
00:23:23 Whatever it is, you've obviously
00:23:27 Well, you had a nice run
00:23:30 Oh, good morning.
00:23:32 Look at you.
00:23:34 Oh, my God. I think
00:23:37 Oh. Yeah, mark it in the
00:23:40 I will.
00:23:41 Are people buying it?
00:23:43 Totally. Totally.
00:23:45 I got a seat
00:23:47 And Garth is not
00:23:50 It's the best morning
00:23:52 Okay, you want to hear
00:23:54 Have you read Abbott's
00:23:57 I get asked
00:23:58 Okay. Get ready
00:24:01 Ah, "Philip of Macedon
00:24:05 "Scaled great peaks
00:24:08 It's all rhyming couplets
00:24:10 And this is what Jerry's
00:24:14 It's insane.
00:24:15 Oh, you're welcome.
00:24:20 Well, you
00:24:22 Sorry. I'll move you to the
00:24:25 It's all right, dear.
00:24:28 You've exploded.
00:24:30 Well, yes, she has.
00:24:35 Well, people. I'm sure
00:24:38 that MacArthur is expected
00:24:42 I've gotten her a spot
00:24:43 at the McElroy Center for Veterinary
00:24:47 It's the best in the country.
00:24:49 They tell me she should be at 90
00:24:53 after just six weeks.
00:24:54 I'll be out of
00:24:56 I'll be working out of the
00:24:59 where I've taken a room for the
00:25:02 Until I get back, Nicky will
00:25:05 I'm giving him strict instructions
00:25:09 Code red.
00:25:10 Seriously, Nick.
00:25:13 Don't blow it.
00:25:17 Check it out.
00:25:18 There's our fearless leader
00:25:22 Well at least with him in
00:25:25 Well, things
00:25:27 Okay, let's figure out how
00:25:30 I'll Google what kind of mishaps
00:25:34 Hi, guys. Sorry
00:25:36 You're boss now, Nick. You
00:25:39 Right. Um, Thea, I kind of need
00:25:48 We're meeting
00:25:49 I mentioned her in
00:25:52 You see, Suzie's written
00:25:55 about pregnancy. It, it's true
00:25:58 getting stuck in bathtubs and
00:26:02 and farting
00:26:05 It, it's stuff you, you must know
00:26:09 Yeah, totally. Totally.
00:26:11 I'm trying really, really
00:26:14 Anyway, I want
00:26:18 and, and while Jerry's
00:26:21 You know, carpe diem
00:26:23 Yeah, definitely.
00:26:25 I actually used to be a pretty
00:26:29 But not anymore.
00:26:30 Because I'm pregnant.
00:26:32 See, that's just it.
00:26:33 Suzie's not convinced that
00:26:36 So I thought you might
00:26:40 Yeah, sure.
00:26:41 I mean, I'll just talk to her
00:26:47 Uh, one thing. Uh, Suzie kind
00:26:50 Why would
00:26:52 I kind of implied it.
00:26:54 What?
00:26:55 Suzie!
00:26:56 Hi. Nice to see you.
00:26:58 Most pregnancy books make
00:27:02 and how you're destined to
00:27:05 No one writes about what
00:27:07 how you feel fat and clumsy and stupid.
00:27:10 The absolute worst
00:27:12 is "What to Expect When You're
00:27:16 Oh, no, I was told it was so
00:27:20 So, what are you reading?
00:27:22 Uh,
00:27:25 You know, just
00:27:28 Like?
00:27:30 Well, I was banking on
00:27:34 I love
00:27:36 Hm. Interesting.
00:27:39 Come on, Nicky, how can
00:27:41 if you're not familiar
00:27:44 Thea has had a pretty
00:27:46 I don't know, guys. I don't know
00:27:50 Come on. From the people who
00:27:53 comes a comedic send-up
00:27:57 It's just, the right
00:28:00 I know. We are
00:28:02 I mean, sure, our, uh,
00:28:06 and maybe we need
00:28:08 But our backyard is a really great
00:28:12 You know?
00:28:16 If we can make a bestseller out of the "Defeat
00:28:21 I mean, that couldn't
00:28:23 Absolutely.
00:28:24 The thing about pregnancy
00:28:27 Those other books are teaching
00:28:30 You're embracing the mess.
00:28:32 And you've written
00:28:35 hilarious,
00:28:39 Just give us a shot. It has
00:28:42 We promise we
00:28:46 So you've read it.
00:28:47 Oh. I live it.
00:28:51 Let me think about it.
00:28:54 Hey, I'm starting a new
00:28:57 Maybe Thea could
00:28:58 She'll be there.
00:29:00 And bring your partner.
00:29:02 Her fiancee. Miles, right?
00:29:05 Yeah. Could you excuse
00:29:08 Yes.
00:29:16 Vodka. Straight up.
00:29:24 Thanks.
00:29:34 You okay?
00:29:35 I just set the world
00:29:38 What happened?
00:29:39 Long story. I can't
00:29:43 A promotion?
00:29:44 You are the new
00:29:47 of our brand
00:29:49 Family division?
00:29:50 Suzie called. She wants to
00:29:53 Now, Suzie's book will
00:29:56 It's a perfect opportunity
00:29:59 and help the company
00:30:01 Nick.
00:30:03 Look, there's something
00:30:05 This whole thing
00:30:07 I feel terrible,
00:30:09 An editor?
00:30:11 I know, I'm the one
00:30:14 Which as a rule isn't great but what's not
00:30:18 There's so many
00:30:20 So many people in ways
00:30:23 Thea. To be a good editor all you
00:30:28 It's what my father had
00:30:30 and it's
00:30:32 You're living through the
00:30:36 What about Kristen?
00:30:38 Obviously I am too, but
00:30:42 First of all, Kristen's a lawyer
00:30:46 And then there's the indisputable
00:30:51 Oh. Look, Nick,
00:30:55 I do. And I wanna help.
00:30:57 But I just, I can't.
00:31:00 I'm not your accountant.
00:31:02 But the other thing
00:31:05 associate editors make a lot
00:31:08 A lot?
00:31:10 Let's just say,
00:31:11 you'll have your own
00:31:14 So are you my new
00:31:17 I guess I am.
00:31:22 "War Stories From the Pregnancy
00:31:26 You loved it,
00:31:29 You should
00:31:30 I do, I agree with
00:31:33 If you have your colon
00:31:36 But, I do, I thought it interesting
00:31:40 and we should be sort of on the seat like
00:31:46 Not now, Miles.
00:31:49 Don't you know enough about
00:31:53 How can this be this
00:31:56 I mean, come on, you do the
00:32:00 you inflate and then, uh, eight,
00:32:04 you shoot that puppy out. I mean, how
00:32:08 Just promise me
00:32:10 Okay. If you promise you're
00:32:14 Believe me, I am.
00:32:16 Oh, yeah?
00:32:17 Uh-huh.
00:32:18 Excellent.
00:32:44 Nice new digs, huh?
00:32:45 Yeah.
00:32:46 So, what did you think?
00:32:48 About what?
00:32:49 Uh, Suzie's book.
00:32:52 Oh, yeah, it was great.
00:32:55 What do you think?
00:32:57 How much did
00:33:00 The first two chapters.
00:33:02 But I'm gonna finish the rest of it
00:33:06 Nick, please,
00:33:08 Thanks for your thoughts.
00:33:10 You have
00:33:17 Congratulations, Thea.
00:33:19 Thank you, Greg.
00:33:25 You really think you can get to
00:33:28 I know what you're up to, Thea.
00:33:31 Hm.
00:33:34 Really? Do you think that it stinks that
00:33:38 Really?
00:33:40 You'll start first thing Monday
00:33:43 Oh, wow, Thea. Thea, thank you so
00:33:47 You don't have
00:33:49 I'll see you later, boss.
00:33:50 Look at you,
00:33:52 Hardly. I don't even really
00:33:55 I didn't finish the
00:33:57 just asked for my opinion
00:34:00 You might wanna get one. This is your
00:34:20 If your last name is O'Keeffe,
00:34:23 Well, it's true.
00:34:45 Steinwald Publishing.
00:34:55 So O'Keeffe got a new girlfriend.
00:34:58 She's 95.
00:35:04 Did you hear me?
00:35:09 I loved it. It
00:35:11 and you don't even have
00:35:13 I'm guessing about that
00:35:16 I enjoyed it and I'm
00:35:18 I was thinking, you could organize
00:35:21 You know, group each
00:35:24 So, so the book would start with
00:35:27 when everyone thinks you've
00:35:30 Exactly. And then
00:35:32 Like Sally's story when she threw
00:35:36 Nick, I'm sorry I didn't finish the
00:35:40 I'm glad you like it.
00:35:42 We've got our work cut out for us.
00:35:45 I'd like to see your notes, but Suzie's
00:35:50 I totally forgot. The thing is, Miles
00:35:56 That's too bad.
00:35:57 Do you think
00:35:59 Now it's time for partner
00:36:03 for when your
00:36:05 So, partners, I want you to
00:36:09 with your legs
00:36:11 Hm. Welcome home.
00:36:14 Now, take this opportunity to
00:36:18 Stroke it out.
00:36:21 Now why don't you whisper
00:36:24 Something that only you two would
00:36:27 It could be funny,
00:36:31 I'm not listening.
00:36:33 Let that relaxation
00:36:36 I am so sorry
00:36:37 It's, you know, you don't
00:36:40 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:36:42 Uh, you know, you can
00:36:44 I, I can tell you're
00:36:46 I am.
00:36:47 Great. Now that
00:36:49 let's try some
00:36:52 Mary? Could I borrow
00:36:55 I promise I'll give
00:36:58 I'm just kidding. Come
00:37:00 I want you to get on all fours with
00:37:05 and then we're gonna rock back.
00:37:10 Feel that womb open up.
00:37:12 It feels familiar, right? This is
00:37:16 For some of us, not all of us.
00:37:20 Partners, I want you to
00:37:25 And just get in a deep
00:37:28 keep moving back and forth, right?
00:37:33 And keep pushing in. Keep
00:37:36 Get right on top of there.
00:37:38 Man down, okay.
00:37:40 It's okay.
00:37:41 Just hop back on.
00:37:44 Okay. All right. Finish up when
00:37:50 If you'll indulge
00:37:52 Okay, and just keep the
00:37:56 Oh! Yes. Give it to me,
00:38:01 Oh! Oh!
00:38:05 Okay.
00:38:09 Wonderful, thank you.
00:38:12 I'm gonna borrow
00:38:14 Or after class.
00:38:22 Bye, guys.
00:38:23 That was great.
00:38:26 Bye.
00:38:27 Wow.
00:38:29 as one of the most
00:38:33 Hey, here, let me
00:38:36 No, no, it's the least I can
00:38:41 Hi.
00:38:47 Thanks.
00:38:49 Did you always work
00:38:51 Uh, I wanted to be a writer. But I
00:38:57 so I got
00:38:59 I figured I'd make a living doing
00:39:02 but kind of been stuck in
00:39:05 What do you wanna
00:39:07 Well, in college I played
00:39:10 Really?
00:39:12 A little bit, kind of.
00:39:14 Fascinating. A little
00:39:18 So is that what you did in
00:39:22 No, I didn't
00:39:24 Oh, why not? Too boring?
00:39:28 No. Um, I loved college. It's just my
00:39:33 so I had to leave to take
00:39:36 I'm sorry. I shouldn't
00:39:39 Oh, n-no. I, I'm
00:39:42 I'm just so sorry
00:39:45 Thanks.
00:39:48 So is your sister
00:39:50 No, she's more
00:39:52 Here.
00:39:57 Hey, you know, uh, Suzie's
00:40:00 You should come.
00:40:02 Pool party?
00:40:04 Yeah. I promise, I won't
00:40:21 Nice look!
00:40:23 Do we have a secret steam
00:40:25 No, I'm going
00:40:27 Ah. Well, good thing
00:40:30 Wouldn't wanna leave that 'til
00:40:33 Enough of the sass, smarty
00:40:36 Tennis ended early.
00:40:37 What's the bag for?
00:40:39 Nothing.
00:40:41 Come on, you can
00:40:44 At least I'm wearing pants.
00:40:45 Pants? You call
00:40:47 They're shorts.
00:40:49 All right, bye. Don't
00:40:57 Okay, you really have to act
00:41:02 Yeah.
00:41:03 You're the father.
00:41:05 Oh, come on.
00:41:06 You have to appear
00:41:08 Are you kidding me?
00:41:10 I thought about this. Everyone's
00:41:14 for knocking up a
00:41:16 Okay, so, that's an example
00:41:19 Baby. Well, I think you're
00:41:22 Thank you.
00:41:30 Hey.
00:41:31 How are you?
00:41:33 Nick, this is my fiance,
00:41:36 Congratulations.
00:41:39 Oh, it's, I just can't wait
00:41:43 Oh, you're
00:41:44 Yeah.
00:41:45 We, uh, we
00:41:47 And do you
00:41:48 Now, see,
00:41:50 Hey.
00:41:51 Garth, this is
00:41:53 Miles, Garth. He's an
00:41:56 You're a lucky guy, huh?
00:41:57 Yes, I am. You look pretty
00:42:02 I'm gonna go inside
00:42:04 Oh, yeah,
00:42:06 I'm taking a dip. It's
00:42:09 Yeah?
00:42:10 Right there.
00:42:11 Anybody care to join?
00:42:12 I will. Let's go in.
00:42:14 That's what
00:42:15 I don't wanna
00:42:17 Listen, I have two friends
00:42:20 They're both writers and they're
00:42:23 so I think they'll
00:42:25 Really?
00:42:26 You and Nick
00:42:28 Thank you.
00:42:37 Hey, guys. I want you
00:42:40 and Dr. Terry Bournachle. Terry
00:42:44 which is the bible.
00:42:46 I won't even touch that. I don't wanna
00:42:50 And Audrey just finished
00:42:53 and I hear from reliable sources that
00:42:57 Oh, well we would love
00:43:02 Yeah, Nick and Thea just started
00:43:06 Hmm. You have
00:43:08 If you don't mind me asking, you
00:43:13 Uh, no, no, I,
00:43:17 Well, who's your OB?
00:43:19 Dr. Draken Barysinwitz.
00:43:24 You mean Hans?
00:43:27 I thought he moved
00:43:31 Oh!
00:43:32 My bad. I just, I was trying
00:43:36 Very funny, Miles.
00:43:38 Hey. You should, uh, you
00:43:42 We're having such a good time in there.
00:43:44 I don't feel like
00:43:46 Come on. It's
00:43:48 No one cares that you're fat.
00:43:50 Come in. Come in. Come in.
00:43:54 It's okay.
00:43:56 You don't want to
00:43:58 Woo!
00:43:59 Shit.
00:44:03 What is that?
00:44:04 Oh!
00:44:10 That's not cool.
00:44:18 It was so humiliating.
00:44:20 On the way home I told him to drop
00:44:24 Good. I always thought Miles
00:44:27 I'm just so embarrassed that Nick
00:44:31 Who cares
00:44:33 He's just the first
00:44:35 that thinks I'm capable of doing
00:44:38 What do you think he'll
00:44:40 your baby is a piece of polyurethane
00:44:44 He's actually kinda cute
00:44:47 Who?
00:44:49 Um, Nick.
00:44:50 Um, no.
00:44:52 Cigarette?
00:44:54 No, I probably shouldn't.
00:44:59 Okay, uh, to recap, uh
00:45:03 only one of you would even
00:45:07 And the rest of you wouldn't
00:45:11 which can't
00:45:17 Can any of you tell me why
00:45:21 Maybe comparing pregnancy to a
00:45:25 Yes.
00:45:26 I can't stay for the
00:45:29 Can I still
00:45:31 Just stop by reception.
00:45:39 Okay. Uh, one down.
00:45:44 Maybe we should forget what's
00:45:47 What makes this book great
00:45:50 of real stories for real women talking
00:45:53 So let's talk about some
00:45:57 I feel like crap.
00:45:58 That's good. I mean,
00:46:02 How come no one talks about
00:46:06 Oh, there's no
00:46:08 Okay, so what I'm hearing is
00:46:11 Yeah.
00:46:13 Hello, I'm Orca the Whale.
00:46:15 I know, they're not
00:46:18 Thea, your
00:46:25 Hey, what are
00:46:27 You forgot to sign the release for my
00:46:31 Thea, aren't you going to
00:46:34 Oh, Nick, Emma.
00:46:38 She's in a real rush.
00:46:41 Okay, well, this has been
00:46:46 What is that?
00:46:47 Just because you
00:46:49 doesn't mean you
00:46:50 Move. I'll
00:46:52 What's wrong with you?
00:46:54 I'm a big fat liar,
00:46:56 I had to come up
00:46:59 You are one sandwich shy
00:47:02 You're crazy. What
00:47:04 You might be interested to know
00:47:08 I can't believe we're
00:47:11 As soon as I can
00:47:13 Things are complicated.
00:47:16 I have heard enough.
00:47:28 Morning, Thea.
00:47:29 Last month's
00:47:31 Wow, early.
00:47:35 I've got
00:47:37 Oh, you made these?
00:47:38 Yes.
00:47:40 I went with marigold
00:47:43 Thank you.
00:47:48 Hey.
00:47:49 Hey. Okay, not that
00:47:52 but the word is that Nick's
00:47:55 Garth told me.
00:47:57 Garth told you?
00:47:58 I've been hanging out
00:48:01 I took the liberty of picking
00:48:04 and a bran muffin. I figured you
00:48:08 Thanks, Greg.
00:48:09 You're welcome.
00:48:11 Greg's worried about
00:48:13 Constipation is a common
00:48:16 Ach.
00:48:19 Well, lucky for you you're
00:48:22 Or do you even
00:48:24 Of course I know
00:48:28 Hi, sorry to interrupt.
00:48:29 Wanted to get you a little
00:48:35 It's an armadillo foot for,
00:48:37 It, it wards
00:48:40 Thank you so much, Carl.
00:48:42 I'll keep it with
00:48:45 Oh-kay. I know I told you to go
00:48:49 but you're starting
00:48:51 Things are going
00:48:53 It's not because of the
00:48:56 The only thing you're
00:48:59 with a load of bullshit
00:49:01 Nick. Nick.
00:49:03 Nick.
00:49:04 What's up?
00:49:05 You won't believe who
00:49:08 An Associate
00:49:10 No way.
00:49:11 She read the book,
00:49:12 with Claire's
00:49:14 That would be
00:49:16 Oh!
00:49:18 Oh.
00:49:20 Sorry. I, I'm a bit
00:49:23 I, that won't
00:49:25 That's, that's okay.
00:49:26 Nick, Jerry for you.
00:49:28 Oh. Uh, put
00:49:30 How you holding
00:49:32 Good, Everything's
00:49:35 Working on a little project.
00:49:36 You haven't done
00:49:39 No, of course not.
00:49:40 You're doing
00:49:45 Do me a favor, Nick. No little
00:49:49 Don't touch anything. If you
00:49:54 It's been awhile since
00:49:56 Okay, Jerry. I'll talk
00:50:00 It really hasn't
00:50:02 I'm, I'm sure.
00:50:04 Um, okay. I got a lot of work
00:50:07 Okay. Bye.
00:50:15 So the book comes
00:50:17 That, that gives us
00:50:25 I hope you don't mind.
00:50:27 I just couldn't
00:50:34 Oh, wow.
00:50:36 I can see!
00:50:39 God. I don't know if you know
00:50:42 Your sense of humor really takes
00:50:45 Is it after nine?
00:50:46 Yeah.
00:50:48 Oh, my God, I'm slave-driving
00:50:50 Not at all,
00:50:52 I do, I feel I'm
00:50:55 And I'm really grateful
00:50:58 So, thanks.
00:51:00 It's my pleasure.
00:51:06 You should be at
00:51:08 Right. My fiance.
00:51:15 I'm taking you home.
00:51:17 But, I promise to have
00:51:21 of you in the morning.
00:51:23 Thank you.
00:51:25 Well, here, no, no.
00:51:27 Okay.
00:52:16 Is this your first?
00:52:18 Yeah. I can't wait.
00:52:20 It's mine, too.
00:52:24 Would you
00:52:31 Oh, that's amazing.
00:52:33 What about
00:52:37 Absolutely, you.
00:52:38 No, no, no.
00:52:39 Yes.
00:52:42 No, I stay
00:52:43 You, over here
00:52:45 Come on, give it a shot.
00:52:50 Oh, yeah.
00:52:51 Work it.
00:52:52 Nick.
00:52:53 Make love
00:52:55 Sorry. I know you don't
00:53:01 Thanks for coming here with
00:53:04 Are you kidding me?
00:53:06 I think we could use a
00:53:09 Oh, did I tell you we
00:53:11 Thanks for hooking
00:53:13 My pleasure. Oh, I may
00:53:15 I may have gotten us two
00:53:19 Great. Thanks. I haven't
00:53:22 I don't know how you do it,
00:53:25 and your job. I can't even take
00:53:28 I wish my mother left
00:53:30 Well, there are no
00:53:32 You just have to go
00:53:34 Yeah, well I certainly have no
00:53:38 Well, when all else
00:53:41 Very persuasive.
00:53:57 Hi.
00:53:58 Hi. Is Emma here?
00:54:00 Hi, Emma. Can you
00:54:03 Oh, I can't,
00:54:05 I have to study
00:54:07 Um, I can do it.
00:54:10 You know, good practice.
00:54:12 That's right. Oh, God.
00:54:15 Tomorrow night at eight?
00:54:17 Yes.
00:54:18 Great. Bye.
00:54:22 I don't even know who you are right
00:54:26 Do you wanna make cupcakes and then
00:54:30 No. Actually I'd rather scrub
00:54:35 than do that.
00:54:39 I don't know what to do.
00:54:41 This was Dan's idea. He was all, like,
00:54:47 You know? I was,
00:54:49 Really? Well, let's strap 50
00:54:53 and see how fun it is then.
00:54:57 Yeah. I know.
00:55:00 I just need a drink.
00:55:03 I know it's scary.
00:55:05 I mean, the fact that we're gonna
00:55:09 totally dependent on us. It's
00:55:12 Really?
00:55:14 Yeah.
00:55:15 'Cause, Thea, you just,
00:55:17 Oh, hi.
00:55:19 We need to talk.
00:55:20 What happened?
00:55:22 Okay, thanks
00:55:29 Uh,
00:55:31 I uh,
00:55:33 I kind of got into
00:55:35 What are you talking about?
00:55:36 He was kissing another
00:55:39 And he told me
00:55:42 So I punched him.
00:55:44 You what?
00:55:45 I punched him.
00:55:48 You deserve better than
00:55:51 Nick, Miles
00:55:54 He's not even
00:55:56 The truth is,
00:55:59 I mean, there is but it was a one-night
00:56:03 Thea, there is nothing wrong
00:56:08 Okay.
00:56:11 The printer has a
00:56:14 Okay.
00:56:17 Oh.
00:56:19 What was that about?
00:56:21 I just told
00:56:23 How'd he take it?
00:56:25 Okay. He doesn't think I
00:56:28 Yeah, but what did he
00:56:30 He didn't say anything
00:56:32 What's there to say?
00:56:34 Thea. We should talk. Do you
00:56:37 A beer? You know
00:56:45 Is your stomach growing?
00:56:47 Well, I'm nearly
00:56:56 Hi, how are you?
00:56:57 Where's my
00:57:01 Hey.
00:57:04 How was practice?
00:57:05 Fine. Same as usual.
00:57:07 Really? That's funny because Coach
00:57:12 I found this in your backpack.
00:57:16 That's dried cilantro.
00:57:19 Yeah, right.
00:57:20 Smell it.
00:57:24 Okay, maybe it is. But
00:57:27 At Jake's,
00:57:30 You've been
00:57:32 Hey, I learn
00:57:40 Hey, um, your
00:57:44 What?
00:57:45 Maybe he wants
00:57:47 Um, can you get my
00:57:50 Yeah. But, um, it'll
00:57:54 15!
00:57:56 Sold.
00:57:57 She'll be right with you.
00:58:00 Okay, thanks.
00:58:07 Does it make you feel weird knowing
00:58:11 Em!
00:58:12 Coming.
00:58:14 Stomach.
00:58:15 No. Pay me.
00:58:16 I'll pay you after.
00:58:18 A promise from Thea? I can't take
00:58:26 Thank you.
00:58:29 Shut up. Get out.
00:58:33 Hello.
00:58:34 Hey.
00:58:35 Okay.
00:58:37 Hey.
00:58:38 Um, I, I just, I thought
00:58:41 I wanted to show
00:58:44 It's our very first complete copy of
00:58:49 That's, that's great!
00:58:52 Oh. And we booked, uh, Tynan's
00:58:56 That's awesome.
00:58:57 Well, um, I should
00:58:59 and let you
00:59:01 Well, um, if you're free
00:59:04 Sure.
00:59:09 I had a dog once. Then Jerry stole
00:59:13 Oh.
00:59:15 There's something amazing
00:59:18 It makes you feel like a
00:59:23 you know, even if it's not
00:59:30 Lydia didn't want children.
00:59:34 But now I,
00:59:36 I realize, I, I do
01:00:02 I've been wanting to do
01:00:05 Actually, I just,
01:00:08 Right.
01:00:09 We should probably take
01:00:12 Absolutely.
01:00:14 Yeah.
01:00:28 I have to...
01:00:31 I have to go.
01:00:32 There's somewhere...
01:00:35 Sure. Okay.
01:00:36 My sister...
01:00:38 Okay.
01:00:57 Yes, she's due
01:00:59 Alright. Okay.
01:01:02 That was your friend,
01:01:05 She saw the book
01:01:07 How come you didn't
01:01:09 I thought I told her. It
01:01:12 Pregnancy brain.
01:01:13 I was planning on waiting a
01:01:17 Sow my wild oats
01:01:19 But, I feel like there is
01:01:22 Thea, you need someone who
01:01:27 Oh, God.
01:01:29 I offer myself to you, mind
01:01:33 Let me be your
01:01:35 Uh-uh-uh, that's
01:01:39 But it's, you know...
01:01:43 Don't worry about it.
01:01:46 Thea, can I
01:01:48 Yeah, sure, yes.
01:01:49 Yes, absolutely.
01:01:51 If you could let me know before lunch.
01:01:53 I have a J date
01:01:55 I don't want to do that if I don't
01:02:00 So you're
01:02:02 Yeah. Totally.
01:02:04 We should clear the air.
01:02:10 I've been thinking a lot
01:02:12 And I feel
01:02:14 You do?
01:02:16 I'm your boss and I made...
01:02:20 Nick, that's not it.
01:02:22 I caught that pass
01:02:24 And I liked it.
01:02:26 You did?
01:02:27 Look, that's not
01:02:32 I'm just afraid of...
01:02:34 There's a guy, Philip, at
01:02:37 Do want me
01:02:39 No, no, no.
01:02:40 I'll talk to him.
01:02:42 It's okay. Thank you both. Excuse me.
01:02:44 Young man, don't you have
01:02:47 I didn't even know, lady.
01:02:50 Christ, is it
01:02:53 Believe me,
01:02:54 You can't be sure.
01:02:56 Believe me.
01:02:58 I demand a DNA test!
01:03:00 Yeah. I'll tell her.
01:03:01 Bye.
01:03:02 Your sister
01:03:04 A fire
01:03:06 Your toilet's on fire? Isn't
01:03:09 Who's Philip?
01:03:10 Uh, an old, old boyfriend.
01:03:13 Everything okay?
01:03:15 Yeah. Everything's okay.
01:03:17 Completely under control. But, uh, I,
01:03:21 I'll meet you at the party. Whoa. Sorry.
01:03:38 Surprise!
01:03:43 Hi, everyone.
01:03:44 Oh my God,
01:03:46 Surprise, darlin'. Darlin'.
01:03:49 It's so good
01:03:52 Aunt Jane and I just
01:03:55 Oh, Aunt, thank you, it's
01:03:58 Thank you.
01:04:03 Oooh!
01:04:05 Ooh, it's a onesies.
01:04:07 We all decorated them.
01:04:08 Who made this one?
01:04:13 And this one?
01:04:16 What a good job, Sam!
01:04:21 That one's mine.
01:04:23 I just thought
01:04:25 it was
01:04:27 More people are
01:04:31 Whoa.
01:04:34 Hey, well, I hate to break up the
01:04:37 Everybody hang
01:04:39 just in case something
01:04:42 Uh, no, I should get changed.
01:04:44 So thank you
01:04:47 Thank you.
01:04:49 Bye.
01:04:53 She is so out of control.
01:04:57 all of this random stuff in her
01:05:01 It was on sale.
01:05:03 Okay. I need you to say, My name
01:05:07 This is ridiculous.
01:05:09 Come here.
01:05:13 You have got
01:05:17 I will. Okay?
01:05:21 It's just I'm better pregnant.
01:05:25 And I can't go back to being
01:05:29 What are you gonna do? Stay
01:05:32 People will
01:05:36 Act like a grown-up.
01:05:38 Oh, my God, this is ridiculous.
01:05:42 No.
01:05:43 Then I'm gonna
01:05:45 Get off of me!
01:05:46 Let me take it off!
01:05:47 Get off of me.
01:05:48 Oh, hey! Hey, guys! Emma, stop it!
01:05:52 Stop it!
01:05:54 Let me take it off!
01:05:55 Making noise.
01:05:56 They are
01:05:58 Hey! Stop it!
01:05:59 Take that thing off.
01:06:00 I said stop. Gosh.
01:06:03 Come on.
01:06:05 Stay back!
01:06:06 I'll get that
01:06:08 Get off of me!
01:06:09 I'm gonna take
01:06:11 Give it back!
01:06:12 Agh.
01:06:13 What are you doing?
01:06:18 You are so grounded!
01:06:19 Forever!
01:06:26 Uh, ladies.
01:06:29 I think we need
01:06:31 Stark raving mad.
01:06:39 Excuse me.
01:06:43 What are you doing?
01:06:51 I thought
01:06:54 Um.
01:06:56 I'm really confused.
01:07:08 Well, that is the last time I
01:07:13 That baked zitti
01:07:22 Sorry. I had to take
01:07:24 The toilet fire?
01:07:26 Yeah, I got the blaze under control.
01:07:28 You guys are amazing. This
01:07:31 Okay.
01:07:33 Time to struggle with public
01:07:37 You're gonna
01:07:39 Thanks.
01:07:44 What was that?
01:07:46 I don't know.
01:07:49 Hey. Good.
01:07:50 Good evening,
01:07:54 MacArthur finished
01:07:57 What's the matter, Nicky? You
01:08:01 Of course I am, Jerry.
01:08:04 You're just in time
01:08:06 I got a little
01:08:07 I just signed Rumsfeld
01:08:11 Donald?
01:08:12 No, Carlos.
01:08:14 I met him
01:08:16 His cat had a terrible
01:08:18 They had to put the poor thing on
01:08:22 I'm in the middle
01:08:24 Rummy's book is genius. It's
01:08:27 It's a completely unique
01:08:30 sprinkled with some
01:08:32 It's called "Fire It Up. "
01:08:34 It sounds great, Jerry, but I've
01:08:38 You know what?
01:08:40 I'm shutting down
01:08:45 Jerry, Suzie's
01:08:47 It could be a hit
01:08:49 What are you so afraid of? That
01:08:52 Hmm. Let me think.
01:08:54 Have you ever done better
01:08:58 Hello, everybody. I've got
01:09:01 I'm gonna be reading from
01:09:05 Here's a particularly
01:09:07 about a short rib recipe he
01:09:11 Suzie's reading. Go read your
01:09:14 Step away
01:09:18 Make me.
01:09:20 He begins.
01:09:21 Agh!
01:09:30 Get off!
01:09:31 Okay. Okay.
01:09:34 That's enough.
01:09:37 How pathetic. You have to
01:09:41 She's not a secretary.
01:09:43 Oh, really? Then what is
01:09:46 She's a fantastic editor.
01:09:48 Oh, that's rich.
01:09:52 So I go away for a few months,
01:09:56 is running my company with
01:09:59 All I can say is,
01:10:02 I hope your kid
01:10:06 Oh!
01:10:07 Be careful!
01:10:09 Oh, God!
01:10:14 Oh.
01:10:17 What happened
01:10:27 Oh, Nicky.
01:10:29 You always were such
01:10:32 Nick. I'm sorry.
01:10:36 I never meant for things to go this far.
01:10:40 Jerry was gonna fire me and I
01:10:44 And I thought the whole thing
01:10:48 Blow over
01:10:54 What kind of person
01:11:02 Nick. I'm sorry. Just...
01:11:04 Please, just... Nick.
01:11:24 Hey, Nick, it's Thea, um
01:11:27 I'm kinda wondering
01:11:29 Kinda of assuming that what
01:11:33 Kinda feeling very
01:11:36 Anyway. Call me.
01:11:41 Hi, Nick.
01:11:43 I just wanna say
01:11:48 I was talking to
01:11:50 She and I are on the
01:11:53 I would rather say extra virgin olive
01:11:57 Hi, Nick, it's me. Uh.
01:12:02 I know you haven't been
01:12:05 But I just wanted to tell you
01:12:20 Hi.
01:12:22 Hi!
01:12:26 Wow!
01:12:30 So...
01:12:32 what have
01:12:35 Watching the Vista
01:12:38 It's self-inflicted torture.
01:12:40 That sounds healthy.
01:12:42 Well, it smells like
01:12:45 It did.
01:12:46 My soul.
01:12:49 Thea. You've gotta give
01:12:51 People make mistakes.
01:12:53 I majorly screwed up.
01:12:54 Well, look on
01:12:56 They're still talking
01:12:58 How's Nick doing?
01:13:00 I don't know.
01:13:02 What?
01:13:04 Did he say anything
01:13:06 If you're asking me if he said he'd
01:13:10 and spend the rest
01:13:12 No. He wasn't specific.
01:13:14 I've been calling
01:13:17 And he won't call me back.
01:13:19 Yeah, well maybe that
01:13:21 with the massively twisted lie you've
01:13:25 Do you think
01:13:29 Do you want me to be honest or do
01:13:32 How are Suzie's book sales?
01:13:35 Good.
01:13:37 You know, uh, there's
01:13:40 that we need to
01:13:43 Oh, no.
01:13:56 Sorry.
01:13:57 Hey.
01:14:01 Mind if I join you?
01:14:03 It's a free country.
01:14:17 Hm. What's
01:14:19 Yup.
01:14:21 It's perfect
01:14:23 It's so unexpected.
01:14:25 That was actually, um, my idea. I
01:14:30 Dad would
01:14:32 Mom would have
01:14:35 But she would have polished off the
01:14:45 I'm a big fat liar and I'm
01:14:50 Listen, Em. We're gonna
01:14:52 I made an appointment with the Culinary
01:14:57 And I talked to Ms.
01:15:00 You know, Mom and Dad would
01:15:03 Thanks.
01:15:17 It needs, um...
01:15:20 I think
01:15:22 I don't have
01:15:23 But it's gonna
01:15:25 I'll just have
01:15:27 Here she comes. Here
01:15:30 I love you.
01:15:32 I haven't missed
01:15:35 Thank you. But you
01:15:37 I'm kidding.
01:15:38 I'm Thea Clayhill,
01:15:40 I made you a pineapple cake.
01:15:43 Yes. Good reconnaissance. Good for you.
01:15:45 How did you know
01:15:48 Her May 15th show.
01:15:54 Hi. I have some
01:15:56 Oh, great. Just leave
01:15:58 Okay. Keep your womb open.
01:16:00 You've got it.
01:16:02 I actually would like even
01:16:06 Hey. Thea Clayhill, your number
01:16:09 You do your homework. I hope it's
01:16:22 You can hit a few more
01:16:24 Claire, I love you.
01:16:26 There she is. Claire.
01:16:27 There she is. My number
01:16:30 Uh, pear ginger pie.
01:16:32 Nicely done,
01:16:34 It's actually not me,
01:16:36 What's your angle
01:16:38 Wanna get your
01:16:40 I really want to get this book
01:16:44 Okay. Thank you.
01:16:47 Thanks.
01:16:50 Good luck.
01:17:03 Hi.
01:17:09 I bet I'm the last person
01:17:11 Well, maybe
01:17:15 Maybe the second
01:17:18 I wouldn't want to see my 6th grade
01:17:22 Or my college boyfriend. He
01:17:25 Listen, Suzie.
01:17:28 I really wish I could have been
01:17:32 I just figured
01:17:34 you wouldn't want me in your life
01:17:38 I really enjoyed
01:17:41 for what it's worth.
01:17:43 Well, I've got some
01:17:45 We're gonna...
01:17:47 Ow!
01:17:48 Oh, my God,
01:17:50 The baby's coming.
01:17:52 Right now?
01:17:53 My water broke
01:17:55 My contractions
01:17:57 Where is everyone?
01:17:58 Jesse's on his way.
01:18:01 What should I do? Hot water? Towels? Let's
01:18:06 A lot of people can help us
01:18:10 No, no, no.
01:18:12 My contraction ended.
01:18:14 It'll be hours before
01:18:16 It's already
01:18:17 You ain't seen
01:18:20 It's gonna get a whole lot worse
01:18:23 What were you saying?
01:18:25 Oh, um, the Vista
01:18:28 Are you sure
01:18:30 Yes, it's fine. The Vista?
01:18:34 In two hours.
01:18:36 Yeah. That's not
01:18:42 Hurry! We're
01:18:49 Hello.
01:18:57 Hi.
01:19:01 I think I'm sitting on
01:19:03 Hey, Em, it's me.
01:19:07 Here you go.
01:19:20 Emma.
01:19:22 Hi, Nick.
01:19:23 What are
01:19:24 I have to take
01:19:26 Excuse me?
01:19:27 Please, don't
01:19:30 So if you just get your
01:19:32 Emma.
01:19:33 Come on!
01:19:35 You're pulling our
01:19:38 We absolutely have to begin in 3
01:19:41 I promise
01:19:43 He'll be here.
01:19:46 I don't know what's
01:19:48 It'd be really fun
01:19:50 When we come back,
01:19:53 What It's Really Like to Be
01:19:57 I need four asses
01:19:59 Oh, my God, Lisa.
01:20:01 You're gonna go.
01:20:02 What?
01:20:03 I don't wanna go.
01:20:06 How are you?
01:20:09 Come on in. Hello,
01:20:13 Hi. Hello.
01:20:15 Wow, Laura.
01:20:18 I cannot believe that beautiful
01:20:21 So Thea,
01:20:24 No, never
01:20:26 So why another pregnancy book?
01:20:30 Well, this
01:20:32 It's not a how-to book or a
01:20:36 These stories are ultimately
01:20:39 We're late.
01:20:41 I can't believe she
01:20:43 It can be messy but in the
01:20:45 for having
01:20:47 Even if you did
01:20:50 And to be honest,
01:20:54 You know, I shouldn't even really be
01:20:58 who's sitting in
01:21:00 He's responsible
01:21:02 He believed in the book
01:21:06 believed in me.
01:21:08 And I really can't thank
01:21:17 Stand up!
01:21:18 Get him a mike.
01:21:24 She sings your praises. What is
01:21:27 Um, well, uh...
01:21:31 I thought Suzie's book had a fresh
01:21:35 Thea was right when
01:21:37 about how love can
01:21:42 And how...
01:21:44 if you love someone,
01:21:46 you can forgive
01:21:51 crazy and idiotic
01:21:54 Because love
01:21:57 And...
01:22:00 sometimes you just
01:22:03 Don't you?
01:22:07 Wow. Okay. I'm gonna
01:22:11 and, uh, thank you both so much.
01:22:15 What It's Really
01:22:17 There's a link on
01:22:20 One last thing, Nick. Do
01:22:23 Uh, no.
01:22:25 No, he
01:22:27 Okay, thank
01:22:49 Hey. Guess what?
01:22:52 The producer said there's
01:22:54 on the show's link
01:22:58 That's fantastic.
01:22:59 Thanks, Claire.
01:23:00 Thank you.
01:23:03 Hey.
01:23:06 Thank you.
01:23:08 It's the least
01:23:10 I meant what I said about
01:23:13 you know, now
01:23:16 What's over?
01:23:18 Working together,
01:23:20 being together, just
01:23:25 It doesn't have to be.
01:23:27 We made a good book together.
01:23:30 Would you
01:23:32 Yes. Yes, I would.
01:23:57 Still feel backed up?
01:23:58 Thanks, Greg.
01:24:00 Should it
01:24:02 that he knows more about
01:24:04 Uh, maybe that's
01:24:07 If I've been timing these
01:24:10 you're up in ten,
01:24:13 Ow!
01:24:15 Yesl Just six
01:24:17 What I'd miss?
01:24:18 We're contracting
01:24:20 You okay?
01:24:21 We're gonna kick
01:24:24 They should
01:24:26 No one's
01:24:27 the doctor said to
01:24:31 Wait. You're way off.
01:24:33 That one was not good.
01:24:35 Jesus. She's
01:24:37 What do you mean?
01:24:38 Okay. No, no, no.
01:24:39 What the hell
01:24:41 Move! Move!
01:24:43 My baby got ten
01:24:45 your baby's maybe
01:24:47 If it's a boy, feel
01:24:50 I forgot. Okay.
01:24:52 Get the epidural.
01:24:53 Don't screw this up.
01:24:56 Are you ready?
01:24:57 Let's hope.
01:24:58 I Love you.
01:25:00 I love you, too.
01:25:02 Semper Fi.
01:25:03 Push!