Labor Pains
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The I-10 Santa Monica |
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is jammed due to |
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blocking lanes one and two |
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In Van Nuys there's stop and go |
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Hey, loser! |
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We need money. |
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For what? |
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Food. |
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I've only got two dollars. |
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Oopf. |
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Good morning, Thea. |
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Oh, hi. |
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There's this |
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Monday. |
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Could you put your |
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Whoo! Look |
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Hey. |
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Hey, look. I, uh, I |
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It wasn't easy. These |
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Thanks. It's all |
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Hey. Let's go |
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Oh, don't tempt me. |
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Come on. Don't be such a buzz |
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Oh, Miles. It was hard |
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Hey. You really need to |
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Bailing isn't exactly in my vocabulary |
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Alarm clock |
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Thea. |
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Thea! |
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Four minutes |
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We agreed to 8:59. |
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I know. I'm sorry. I've |
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Greg already |
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All right. |
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I found two errors |
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Ur-Nammu, the Mesopotamian |
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Are you sure? I checked it |
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You should always cross reference |
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It is |
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Absolutely right, Greg. |
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The intern shouldn't be |
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You have to remember that every |
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I'm sorry I didn't give enough thought |
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to the long reaching |
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Think of it next time, |
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There are a million people out |
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The secretary to the publisher, |
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I have a big |
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Now, you can make up for this |
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Okay. What |
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MacArthur rolled |
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Again? |
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She's got one |
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I don't appreciate |
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Hi, there. |
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Let's really try and nail |
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No way. She |
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Uh-hm. |
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How come Greg never washes her? |
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I'm glad that I don't have |
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since he spends most of his time |
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Tell me about it. Last week |
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complaining that I ordered |
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Said it creates |
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Come here, MacArthur. |
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MacArthur. |
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Do you think we'll |
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How long 'til your little |
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Five years. |
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Wow. |
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When you finally ditch this |
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I can't survive this |
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I don't even know if I'm gonna |
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Oh, well, your rainbow |
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Ha, ha, ha. |
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that when you're celebrating with Miles the |
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Done. Two for |
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and two |
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And cold beer chasers and a sliced lime. |
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Gets me right here. |
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What is MacArthur eating? |
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Oh, that's not |
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No, no, that's soap! |
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Well, Thea, you are |
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I know, I'm sorry. |
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Well, don't apologize. |
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This one |
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Yeah. And? |
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It's bad feng shui. |
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It'd be nice |
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to the guy |
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When I gave you yours |
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you reprimanded me for |
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I don't like your giving |
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Good morning, everyone. |
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Sorry. |
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Let's have another round! |
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Hey, Johnny, my good man. |
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Jerry! |
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War. What is |
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Apparently lots |
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If you could just tell us |
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Sweet. |
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Pigs in the blanket |
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for everybody on me. |
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Alright, bye-bye. |
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Hemingway used |
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Ah. We're so pleased you decided to |
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Sorry, uh, bad, |
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Hm. Got hung up at the |
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I kind of wanted that |
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Well, well, privacy is |
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So how's |
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Extremely well. There's a |
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And now we're ready to |
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Whenever you feel |
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Oh, okay. |
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Sales for The Complete History |
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Uh, marketing says people |
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by the 1400 page length. |
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There are a lot of bullets in |
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Let's talk about the next |
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I've given this |
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Next week's |
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Now, we're all tired |
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So I'm moving Garth |
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I'm not |
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I've told you. You're staying |
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This isn't softball related. |
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You know our textbook |
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Of course I know her. |
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I read her new manuscript |
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and I thought |
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How did you |
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I ran into her at lunch. |
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You don't send the |
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Thanks, but I've already |
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It's not our |
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Baby, what's wrong? |
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MacArthur? |
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What's wrong with you? |
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What is wrong? |
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Ew! |
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What did you feed her? |
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I'm so so sorry |
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I just scheduled a full body |
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I have the day off Monday |
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You'll take her Monday. |
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I asked for this time |
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It's just one day. |
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we'd go camping |
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It's his 25th birthday? |
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Yeah, it is. |
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God, I had no idea. |
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I'm sorry. Why don't you |
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Really? |
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No! |
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Okay, no problem. |
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Come on, things |
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Okay. Let's see what I have |
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Washing my boss's dog. |
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Blow-drying my boss's job. |
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Uh-mm. |
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Taking my boss's |
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I'm officially |
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Well, at least we still |
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Maybe you and Miles |
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Oh, yeah. I'll see if Miles |
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No, maybe Jerry's |
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Who needs a significant other |
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Jerry's repulsive. Have you |
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He's lucky he can get |
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You know, it's one thing if Jerry is an |
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But why does he have to make the |
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In my office. Now! |
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You've got some pretty strong |
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You find my relationship |
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something to deride? |
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Not at all. I respect |
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You're involvement |
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Don't bullshit me. |
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I'm sorry. |
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It was childish |
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If you hate me so much, |
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I don't really think it's healthy |
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But, please. |
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Watch me. |
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But I need this job. |
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Here I go. |
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I support my sister. |
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You're fired. |
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But I'm... |
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You're what? You're? |
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I'm pregnant. |
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Pregnant? |
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Yes, pregnant. |
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The doctor says the chemicals |
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are messing up my system and you can't |
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Except for when I say I'm |
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Oh, God. |
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When are you due? |
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Octember. |
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October what? |
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Uh, probably the 6th. |
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could be the 8th. But fingers |
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by then I'll just want |
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You're almost four |
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Yeah. |
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Feels like yesterday I wasn't. |
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The legal department |
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about not being able |
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no matter how much |
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So get back to work. |
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Thank you |
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I really appreciate it. |
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Congratulations on the baby. The |
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Hey, why didn't you tell |
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Probably because there's so |
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I mean, I'm out of the woods. |
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Anyway, so I'm having my baby |
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But I win! |
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Anyway, no, really, |
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Oh, Thea! Oh, I'm so excited for you. |
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No wonder you've |
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What's going on? |
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Everybody, Thea's pregnant! |
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Don't look at me. |
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Never would have guessed. |
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I had to tell everyone. |
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Of course. How can you |
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I should've known. My left knee's |
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it usually means |
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Yeah, or they're stuck underwater |
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So who's |
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You didn't tell 'em |
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Thea and Miles |
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Oh! |
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That's so great! |
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I mean, I got married before I got |
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Whoo-hoo! |
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Yeah, I'm, I'm really |
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Yeah, thrilled. Over |
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Psst. |
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Pregnant? It's brilliant. |
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Where did you |
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I saw it on an episode |
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Yeah. You can't fire |
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Discrimination, lawsuits, |
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Smart. |
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By the way, |
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Pregnant wasn't bad enough. |
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Well, I didn't want people to think |
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Is that what you |
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No, of course not. I just happen to |
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think you're a wayward skank and I |
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Thanks. Crap, Lisa. What am I gonna |
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Can't we just say that you |
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I don't know, one |
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Do you know what |
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Let's just go along with |
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and then we'll say |
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You thought you were pregnant, but |
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Ew. |
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I'm so sorry, Em. I had |
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and I lost track of time. |
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The meeting was at four and it's |
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I'm really sorry. |
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Have you been drinking? |
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I had a cocktail. |
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Come on. You're 17. You should |
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I'll reschedule with your |
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Don't bother. I already met with Miss |
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What options? |
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She suggested I start taking |
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You have |
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Yeah, but I'm |
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I was thinking maybe I could go to the |
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No way. You're staying |
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Tennis will cover the tuition and I'm |
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I know. You keep telling me when Mom |
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Just do me a favor, be a grown-up and |
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So that's |
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Yeah, that's |
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Really? 'Cause you were at a bar |
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Oh, hello, Mr. Abbott. |
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Jerry? Jerry, |
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Mr. Abbott, |
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Is there anything |
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or do I have to go to my |
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I could get you |
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Go ahead, soldier. Three |
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Okay. Move, move, |
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What brings |
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How are you? Well, your |
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Jerry's at lunch. But Thea can |
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Who's Thea? |
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Jerry's secretary. You |
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Congratulations are probably in order. |
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Hm. |
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She looks like |
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Maybe she can give us |
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Thea, do you |
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So, uh, how are you? |
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Fine, thanks. You? |
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Oh, I'm fine. But I'm not the one with a |
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So, no morning sickness? |
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No. Nuh-unh. Guess |
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A little too lucky, |
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Yeah. |
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And uh, where |
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Well, we... |
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Her fianceé is saving |
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It's not very nice to |
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So why don't you get back to lying |
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Don't worry about him. He doesn't |
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And I'm sure Greg |
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Come on, Jerry. |
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Oh! Alright, Jerry. |
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Oh! Watch it! |
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Dumbass. |
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Come on, Nick. |
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Come on Nick, |
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Hit it! |
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Ow! |
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Ball. Take your base. |
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Take your base! |
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Come on, Thea. |
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Come on, Thea! |
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Let's go, Thea! |
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Go, go. Home run. |
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Come on, come on. |
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Go, go. |
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Come on, come on. |
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Safe! |
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Are you okay? |
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Yeah. I'm great. |
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Come on, Colonel. |
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You got it! |
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Great. |
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Thea. |
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Kristen. Come |
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You shouldn't be playing |
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What condition? |
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Your baby. |
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Lisa, get your |
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Of course. |
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We are taking you |
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All season. |
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Come on! |
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Hey, thanks |
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Yeah, well, |
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Jerry says I'm a liability, so |
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Sounds like the most reasonable |
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Oh! |
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Yes! |
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MacArthur? |
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Good heavens. |
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Oh, it's okay. I'm |
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I need a copy |
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I'm gonna read it in the car |
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What? You've never seen a |
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When genius strikes, you |
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Okay. |
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Oh. Thea, um, should you |
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Copy machines emit |
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And what does that do? |
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Well, no one knows yet. But I've |
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and it seems like something you should avoid |
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I think I should be okay. |
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Oh, good. Well, if it |
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then can you make 50 |
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Thank you. |
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You know, I, |
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that Kristen is only a |
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and yet she's the size of a school bus |
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Different strokes, |
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Perhaps it's easier to feel |
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What's the big deal? Everyone |
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Because you're |
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And the baby doesn't |
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Hmpf. |
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You and me are going |
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What on earth |
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I'm stealing |
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What? |
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You're four |
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and you've got the abs |
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Sh. Cover me. Okay? |
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Look. If you want people |
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you've gotta start talking the |
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I don't know |
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You can do this. |
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But you've gotta look the part or |
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I look ridiculous. |
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These jeans |
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I feel like I'm wearing |
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You don't look like you've |
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Gross. Did you know that when women |
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Ew. |
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Have you ever heard of an |
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Agh. |
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Well, we should get |
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I thought this whole thing was |
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Yeah, but until then you should know |
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There's a whole world of stuff |
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Yeah. And I'd kind of |
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Ew. Look |
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Wait a second, |
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What? |
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Here. Here. |
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No. Can I keep |
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No. That's like keeping |
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No, no. I don't want Emma to |
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You lie all the time. |
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No, really. |
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It stays with you. |
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Hey! Can I get |
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Whoa, what are you doing in |
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I'm trying |
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It doesn't matter what I'm |
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Morning, Thea, |
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Wow. Look at you. |
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Yeah, look at me. |
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Oh, geez, I mean. You've |
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I'm sorry about the other day. |
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Take another |
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You just take |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, how |
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I have so much baby |
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Let me know if you need to |
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I just have |
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My favorite lubricant, |
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Thea. I've made some brownies |
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Oh, thank you. |
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It popped. |
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Yeah, once you pop, |
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You're carrying low. |
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Whatever it is, you've obviously |
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Well, you had a nice run |
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Oh, good morning. |
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Look at you. |
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Oh, my God. I think |
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Oh. Yeah, mark it in the |
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I will. |
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Are people buying it? |
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Totally. Totally. |
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I got a seat |
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And Garth is not |
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It's the best morning |
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Okay, you want to hear |
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Have you read Abbott's |
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I get asked |
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Okay. Get ready |
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Ah, "Philip of Macedon |
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"Scaled great peaks |
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It's all rhyming couplets |
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And this is what Jerry's |
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It's insane. |
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Oh, you're welcome. |
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Well, you |
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Sorry. I'll move you to the |
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It's all right, dear. |
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You've exploded. |
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Well, yes, she has. |
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Well, people. I'm sure |
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that MacArthur is expected |
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I've gotten her a spot |
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at the McElroy Center for Veterinary |
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It's the best in the country. |
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They tell me she should be at 90 |
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after just six weeks. |
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I'll be out of |
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I'll be working out of the |
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where I've taken a room for the |
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Until I get back, Nicky will |
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I'm giving him strict instructions |
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Code red. |
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Seriously, Nick. |
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Don't blow it. |
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Check it out. |
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There's our fearless leader |
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Well at least with him in |
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Well, things |
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Okay, let's figure out how |
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I'll Google what kind of mishaps |
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Hi, guys. Sorry |
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You're boss now, Nick. You |
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Right. Um, Thea, I kind of need |
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We're meeting |
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I mentioned her in |
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You see, Suzie's written |
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about pregnancy. It, it's true |
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getting stuck in bathtubs and |
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and farting |
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It, it's stuff you, you must know |
00:26:09 |
Yeah, totally. Totally. |
00:26:11 |
I'm trying really, really |
00:26:14 |
Anyway, I want |
00:26:18 |
and, and while Jerry's |
00:26:21 |
You know, carpe diem |
00:26:23 |
Yeah, definitely. |
00:26:25 |
I actually used to be a pretty |
00:26:29 |
But not anymore. |
00:26:30 |
Because I'm pregnant. |
00:26:32 |
See, that's just it. |
00:26:33 |
Suzie's not convinced that |
00:26:36 |
So I thought you might |
00:26:40 |
Yeah, sure. |
00:26:41 |
I mean, I'll just talk to her |
00:26:47 |
Uh, one thing. Uh, Suzie kind |
00:26:50 |
Why would |
00:26:52 |
I kind of implied it. |
00:26:54 |
What? |
00:26:55 |
Suzie! |
00:26:56 |
Hi. Nice to see you. |
00:26:58 |
Most pregnancy books make |
00:27:02 |
and how you're destined to |
00:27:05 |
No one writes about what |
00:27:07 |
how you feel fat and clumsy and stupid. |
00:27:10 |
The absolute worst |
00:27:12 |
is "What to Expect When You're |
00:27:16 |
Oh, no, I was told it was so |
00:27:20 |
So, what are you reading? |
00:27:22 |
Uh, |
00:27:25 |
You know, just |
00:27:28 |
Like? |
00:27:30 |
Well, I was banking on |
00:27:34 |
I love |
00:27:36 |
Hm. Interesting. |
00:27:39 |
Come on, Nicky, how can |
00:27:41 |
if you're not familiar |
00:27:44 |
Thea has had a pretty |
00:27:46 |
I don't know, guys. I don't know |
00:27:50 |
Come on. From the people who |
00:27:53 |
comes a comedic send-up |
00:27:57 |
It's just, the right |
00:28:00 |
I know. We are |
00:28:02 |
I mean, sure, our, uh, |
00:28:06 |
and maybe we need |
00:28:08 |
But our backyard is a really great |
00:28:12 |
You know? |
00:28:16 |
If we can make a bestseller out of the "Defeat |
00:28:21 |
I mean, that couldn't |
00:28:23 |
Absolutely. |
00:28:24 |
The thing about pregnancy |
00:28:27 |
Those other books are teaching |
00:28:30 |
You're embracing the mess. |
00:28:32 |
And you've written |
00:28:35 |
hilarious, |
00:28:39 |
Just give us a shot. It has |
00:28:42 |
We promise we |
00:28:46 |
So you've read it. |
00:28:47 |
Oh. I live it. |
00:28:51 |
Let me think about it. |
00:28:54 |
Hey, I'm starting a new |
00:28:57 |
Maybe Thea could |
00:28:58 |
She'll be there. |
00:29:00 |
And bring your partner. |
00:29:02 |
Her fiancee. Miles, right? |
00:29:05 |
Yeah. Could you excuse |
00:29:08 |
Yes. |
00:29:16 |
Vodka. Straight up. |
00:29:24 |
Thanks. |
00:29:34 |
You okay? |
00:29:35 |
I just set the world |
00:29:38 |
What happened? |
00:29:39 |
Long story. I can't |
00:29:43 |
A promotion? |
00:29:44 |
You are the new |
00:29:47 |
of our brand |
00:29:49 |
Family division? |
00:29:50 |
Suzie called. She wants to |
00:29:53 |
Now, Suzie's book will |
00:29:56 |
It's a perfect opportunity |
00:29:59 |
and help the company |
00:30:01 |
Nick. |
00:30:03 |
Look, there's something |
00:30:05 |
This whole thing |
00:30:07 |
I feel terrible, |
00:30:09 |
An editor? |
00:30:11 |
I know, I'm the one |
00:30:14 |
Which as a rule isn't great but what's not |
00:30:18 |
There's so many |
00:30:20 |
So many people in ways |
00:30:23 |
Thea. To be a good editor all you |
00:30:28 |
It's what my father had |
00:30:30 |
and it's |
00:30:32 |
You're living through the |
00:30:36 |
What about Kristen? |
00:30:38 |
Obviously I am too, but |
00:30:42 |
First of all, Kristen's a lawyer |
00:30:46 |
And then there's the indisputable |
00:30:51 |
Oh. Look, Nick, |
00:30:55 |
I do. And I wanna help. |
00:30:57 |
But I just, I can't. |
00:31:00 |
I'm not your accountant. |
00:31:02 |
But the other thing |
00:31:05 |
associate editors make a lot |
00:31:08 |
A lot? |
00:31:10 |
Let's just say, |
00:31:11 |
you'll have your own |
00:31:14 |
So are you my new |
00:31:17 |
I guess I am. |
00:31:22 |
"War Stories From the Pregnancy |
00:31:26 |
You loved it, |
00:31:29 |
You should |
00:31:30 |
I do, I agree with |
00:31:33 |
If you have your colon |
00:31:36 |
But, I do, I thought it interesting |
00:31:40 |
and we should be sort of on the seat like |
00:31:46 |
Not now, Miles. |
00:31:49 |
Don't you know enough about |
00:31:53 |
How can this be this |
00:31:56 |
I mean, come on, you do the |
00:32:00 |
you inflate and then, uh, eight, |
00:32:04 |
you shoot that puppy out. I mean, how |
00:32:08 |
Just promise me |
00:32:10 |
Okay. If you promise you're |
00:32:14 |
Believe me, I am. |
00:32:16 |
Oh, yeah? |
00:32:17 |
Uh-huh. |
00:32:18 |
Excellent. |
00:32:44 |
Nice new digs, huh? |
00:32:45 |
Yeah. |
00:32:46 |
So, what did you think? |
00:32:48 |
About what? |
00:32:49 |
Uh, Suzie's book. |
00:32:52 |
Oh, yeah, it was great. |
00:32:55 |
What do you think? |
00:32:57 |
How much did |
00:33:00 |
The first two chapters. |
00:33:02 |
But I'm gonna finish the rest of it |
00:33:06 |
Nick, please, |
00:33:08 |
Thanks for your thoughts. |
00:33:10 |
You have |
00:33:17 |
Congratulations, Thea. |
00:33:19 |
Thank you, Greg. |
00:33:25 |
You really think you can get to |
00:33:28 |
I know what you're up to, Thea. |
00:33:31 |
Hm. |
00:33:34 |
Really? Do you think that it stinks that |
00:33:38 |
Really? |
00:33:40 |
You'll start first thing Monday |
00:33:43 |
Oh, wow, Thea. Thea, thank you so |
00:33:47 |
You don't have |
00:33:49 |
I'll see you later, boss. |
00:33:50 |
Look at you, |
00:33:52 |
Hardly. I don't even really |
00:33:55 |
I didn't finish the |
00:33:57 |
just asked for my opinion |
00:34:00 |
You might wanna get one. This is your |
00:34:20 |
If your last name is O'Keeffe, |
00:34:23 |
Well, it's true. |
00:34:45 |
Steinwald Publishing. |
00:34:55 |
So O'Keeffe got a new girlfriend. |
00:34:58 |
She's 95. |
00:35:04 |
Did you hear me? |
00:35:09 |
I loved it. It |
00:35:11 |
and you don't even have |
00:35:13 |
I'm guessing about that |
00:35:16 |
I enjoyed it and I'm |
00:35:18 |
I was thinking, you could organize |
00:35:21 |
You know, group each |
00:35:24 |
So, so the book would start with |
00:35:27 |
when everyone thinks you've |
00:35:30 |
Exactly. And then |
00:35:32 |
Like Sally's story when she threw |
00:35:36 |
Nick, I'm sorry I didn't finish the |
00:35:40 |
I'm glad you like it. |
00:35:42 |
We've got our work cut out for us. |
00:35:45 |
I'd like to see your notes, but Suzie's |
00:35:50 |
I totally forgot. The thing is, Miles |
00:35:56 |
That's too bad. |
00:35:57 |
Do you think |
00:35:59 |
Now it's time for partner |
00:36:03 |
for when your |
00:36:05 |
So, partners, I want you to |
00:36:09 |
with your legs |
00:36:11 |
Hm. Welcome home. |
00:36:14 |
Now, take this opportunity to |
00:36:18 |
Stroke it out. |
00:36:21 |
Now why don't you whisper |
00:36:24 |
Something that only you two would |
00:36:27 |
It could be funny, |
00:36:31 |
I'm not listening. |
00:36:33 |
Let that relaxation |
00:36:36 |
I am so sorry |
00:36:37 |
It's, you know, you don't |
00:36:40 |
Okay, I'm sorry. |
00:36:42 |
Uh, you know, you can |
00:36:44 |
I, I can tell you're |
00:36:46 |
I am. |
00:36:47 |
Great. Now that |
00:36:49 |
let's try some |
00:36:52 |
Mary? Could I borrow |
00:36:55 |
I promise I'll give |
00:36:58 |
I'm just kidding. Come |
00:37:00 |
I want you to get on all fours with |
00:37:05 |
and then we're gonna rock back. |
00:37:10 |
Feel that womb open up. |
00:37:12 |
It feels familiar, right? This is |
00:37:16 |
For some of us, not all of us. |
00:37:20 |
Partners, I want you to |
00:37:25 |
And just get in a deep |
00:37:28 |
keep moving back and forth, right? |
00:37:33 |
And keep pushing in. Keep |
00:37:36 |
Get right on top of there. |
00:37:38 |
Man down, okay. |
00:37:40 |
It's okay. |
00:37:41 |
Just hop back on. |
00:37:44 |
Okay. All right. Finish up when |
00:37:50 |
If you'll indulge |
00:37:52 |
Okay, and just keep the |
00:37:56 |
Oh! Yes. Give it to me, |
00:38:01 |
Oh! Oh! |
00:38:05 |
Okay. |
00:38:09 |
Wonderful, thank you. |
00:38:12 |
I'm gonna borrow |
00:38:14 |
Or after class. |
00:38:22 |
Bye, guys. |
00:38:23 |
That was great. |
00:38:26 |
Bye. |
00:38:27 |
Wow. |
00:38:29 |
as one of the most |
00:38:33 |
Hey, here, let me |
00:38:36 |
No, no, it's the least I can |
00:38:41 |
Hi. |
00:38:47 |
Thanks. |
00:38:49 |
Did you always work |
00:38:51 |
Uh, I wanted to be a writer. But I |
00:38:57 |
so I got |
00:38:59 |
I figured I'd make a living doing |
00:39:02 |
but kind of been stuck in |
00:39:05 |
What do you wanna |
00:39:07 |
Well, in college I played |
00:39:10 |
Really? |
00:39:12 |
A little bit, kind of. |
00:39:14 |
Fascinating. A little |
00:39:18 |
So is that what you did in |
00:39:22 |
No, I didn't |
00:39:24 |
Oh, why not? Too boring? |
00:39:28 |
No. Um, I loved college. It's just my |
00:39:33 |
so I had to leave to take |
00:39:36 |
I'm sorry. I shouldn't |
00:39:39 |
Oh, n-no. I, I'm |
00:39:42 |
I'm just so sorry |
00:39:45 |
Thanks. |
00:39:48 |
So is your sister |
00:39:50 |
No, she's more |
00:39:52 |
Here. |
00:39:57 |
Hey, you know, uh, Suzie's |
00:40:00 |
You should come. |
00:40:02 |
Pool party? |
00:40:04 |
Yeah. I promise, I won't |
00:40:21 |
Nice look! |
00:40:23 |
Do we have a secret steam |
00:40:25 |
No, I'm going |
00:40:27 |
Ah. Well, good thing |
00:40:30 |
Wouldn't wanna leave that 'til |
00:40:33 |
Enough of the sass, smarty |
00:40:36 |
Tennis ended early. |
00:40:37 |
What's the bag for? |
00:40:39 |
Nothing. |
00:40:41 |
Come on, you can |
00:40:44 |
At least I'm wearing pants. |
00:40:45 |
Pants? You call |
00:40:47 |
They're shorts. |
00:40:49 |
All right, bye. Don't |
00:40:57 |
Okay, you really have to act |
00:41:02 |
Yeah. |
00:41:03 |
You're the father. |
00:41:05 |
Oh, come on. |
00:41:06 |
You have to appear |
00:41:08 |
Are you kidding me? |
00:41:10 |
I thought about this. Everyone's |
00:41:14 |
for knocking up a |
00:41:16 |
Okay, so, that's an example |
00:41:19 |
Baby. Well, I think you're |
00:41:22 |
Thank you. |
00:41:30 |
Hey. |
00:41:31 |
How are you? |
00:41:33 |
Nick, this is my fiance, |
00:41:36 |
Congratulations. |
00:41:39 |
Oh, it's, I just can't wait |
00:41:43 |
Oh, you're |
00:41:44 |
Yeah. |
00:41:45 |
We, uh, we |
00:41:47 |
And do you |
00:41:48 |
Now, see, |
00:41:50 |
Hey. |
00:41:51 |
Garth, this is |
00:41:53 |
Miles, Garth. He's an |
00:41:56 |
You're a lucky guy, huh? |
00:41:57 |
Yes, I am. You look pretty |
00:42:02 |
I'm gonna go inside |
00:42:04 |
Oh, yeah, |
00:42:06 |
I'm taking a dip. It's |
00:42:09 |
Yeah? |
00:42:10 |
Right there. |
00:42:11 |
Anybody care to join? |
00:42:12 |
I will. Let's go in. |
00:42:14 |
That's what |
00:42:15 |
I don't wanna |
00:42:17 |
Listen, I have two friends |
00:42:20 |
They're both writers and they're |
00:42:23 |
so I think they'll |
00:42:25 |
Really? |
00:42:26 |
You and Nick |
00:42:28 |
Thank you. |
00:42:37 |
Hey, guys. I want you |
00:42:40 |
and Dr. Terry Bournachle. Terry |
00:42:44 |
which is the bible. |
00:42:46 |
I won't even touch that. I don't wanna |
00:42:50 |
And Audrey just finished |
00:42:53 |
and I hear from reliable sources that |
00:42:57 |
Oh, well we would love |
00:43:02 |
Yeah, Nick and Thea just started |
00:43:06 |
Hmm. You have |
00:43:08 |
If you don't mind me asking, you |
00:43:13 |
Uh, no, no, I, |
00:43:17 |
Well, who's your OB? |
00:43:19 |
Dr. Draken Barysinwitz. |
00:43:24 |
You mean Hans? |
00:43:27 |
I thought he moved |
00:43:31 |
Oh! |
00:43:32 |
My bad. I just, I was trying |
00:43:36 |
Very funny, Miles. |
00:43:38 |
Hey. You should, uh, you |
00:43:42 |
We're having such a good time in there. |
00:43:44 |
I don't feel like |
00:43:46 |
Come on. It's |
00:43:48 |
No one cares that you're fat. |
00:43:50 |
Come in. Come in. Come in. |
00:43:54 |
It's okay. |
00:43:56 |
You don't want to |
00:43:58 |
Woo! |
00:43:59 |
Shit. |
00:44:03 |
What is that? |
00:44:04 |
Oh! |
00:44:10 |
That's not cool. |
00:44:18 |
It was so humiliating. |
00:44:20 |
On the way home I told him to drop |
00:44:24 |
Good. I always thought Miles |
00:44:27 |
I'm just so embarrassed that Nick |
00:44:31 |
Who cares |
00:44:33 |
He's just the first |
00:44:35 |
that thinks I'm capable of doing |
00:44:38 |
What do you think he'll |
00:44:40 |
your baby is a piece of polyurethane |
00:44:44 |
He's actually kinda cute |
00:44:47 |
Who? |
00:44:49 |
Um, Nick. |
00:44:50 |
Um, no. |
00:44:52 |
Cigarette? |
00:44:54 |
No, I probably shouldn't. |
00:44:59 |
Okay, uh, to recap, uh |
00:45:03 |
only one of you would even |
00:45:07 |
And the rest of you wouldn't |
00:45:11 |
which can't |
00:45:17 |
Can any of you tell me why |
00:45:21 |
Maybe comparing pregnancy to a |
00:45:25 |
Yes. |
00:45:26 |
I can't stay for the |
00:45:29 |
Can I still |
00:45:31 |
Just stop by reception. |
00:45:39 |
Okay. Uh, one down. |
00:45:44 |
Maybe we should forget what's |
00:45:47 |
What makes this book great |
00:45:50 |
of real stories for real women talking |
00:45:53 |
So let's talk about some |
00:45:57 |
I feel like crap. |
00:45:58 |
That's good. I mean, |
00:46:02 |
How come no one talks about |
00:46:06 |
Oh, there's no |
00:46:08 |
Okay, so what I'm hearing is |
00:46:11 |
Yeah. |
00:46:13 |
Hello, I'm Orca the Whale. |
00:46:15 |
I know, they're not |
00:46:18 |
Thea, your |
00:46:25 |
Hey, what are |
00:46:27 |
You forgot to sign the release for my |
00:46:31 |
Thea, aren't you going to |
00:46:34 |
Oh, Nick, Emma. |
00:46:38 |
She's in a real rush. |
00:46:41 |
Okay, well, this has been |
00:46:46 |
What is that? |
00:46:47 |
Just because you |
00:46:49 |
doesn't mean you |
00:46:50 |
Move. I'll |
00:46:52 |
What's wrong with you? |
00:46:54 |
I'm a big fat liar, |
00:46:56 |
I had to come up |
00:46:59 |
You are one sandwich shy |
00:47:02 |
You're crazy. What |
00:47:04 |
You might be interested to know |
00:47:08 |
I can't believe we're |
00:47:11 |
As soon as I can |
00:47:13 |
Things are complicated. |
00:47:16 |
I have heard enough. |
00:47:28 |
Morning, Thea. |
00:47:29 |
Last month's |
00:47:31 |
Wow, early. |
00:47:35 |
I've got |
00:47:37 |
Oh, you made these? |
00:47:38 |
Yes. |
00:47:40 |
I went with marigold |
00:47:43 |
Thank you. |
00:47:48 |
Hey. |
00:47:49 |
Hey. Okay, not that |
00:47:52 |
but the word is that Nick's |
00:47:55 |
Garth told me. |
00:47:57 |
Garth told you? |
00:47:58 |
I've been hanging out |
00:48:01 |
I took the liberty of picking |
00:48:04 |
and a bran muffin. I figured you |
00:48:08 |
Thanks, Greg. |
00:48:09 |
You're welcome. |
00:48:11 |
Greg's worried about |
00:48:13 |
Constipation is a common |
00:48:16 |
Ach. |
00:48:19 |
Well, lucky for you you're |
00:48:22 |
Or do you even |
00:48:24 |
Of course I know |
00:48:28 |
Hi, sorry to interrupt. |
00:48:29 |
Wanted to get you a little |
00:48:35 |
It's an armadillo foot for, |
00:48:37 |
It, it wards |
00:48:40 |
Thank you so much, Carl. |
00:48:42 |
I'll keep it with |
00:48:45 |
Oh-kay. I know I told you to go |
00:48:49 |
but you're starting |
00:48:51 |
Things are going |
00:48:53 |
It's not because of the |
00:48:56 |
The only thing you're |
00:48:59 |
with a load of bullshit |
00:49:01 |
Nick. Nick. |
00:49:03 |
Nick. |
00:49:04 |
What's up? |
00:49:05 |
You won't believe who |
00:49:08 |
An Associate |
00:49:10 |
No way. |
00:49:11 |
She read the book, |
00:49:12 |
with Claire's |
00:49:14 |
That would be |
00:49:16 |
Oh! |
00:49:18 |
Oh. |
00:49:20 |
Sorry. I, I'm a bit |
00:49:23 |
I, that won't |
00:49:25 |
That's, that's okay. |
00:49:26 |
Nick, Jerry for you. |
00:49:28 |
Oh. Uh, put |
00:49:30 |
How you holding |
00:49:32 |
Good, Everything's |
00:49:35 |
Working on a little project. |
00:49:36 |
You haven't done |
00:49:39 |
No, of course not. |
00:49:40 |
You're doing |
00:49:45 |
Do me a favor, Nick. No little |
00:49:49 |
Don't touch anything. If you |
00:49:54 |
It's been awhile since |
00:49:56 |
Okay, Jerry. I'll talk |
00:50:00 |
It really hasn't |
00:50:02 |
I'm, I'm sure. |
00:50:04 |
Um, okay. I got a lot of work |
00:50:07 |
Okay. Bye. |
00:50:15 |
So the book comes |
00:50:17 |
That, that gives us |
00:50:25 |
I hope you don't mind. |
00:50:27 |
I just couldn't |
00:50:34 |
Oh, wow. |
00:50:36 |
I can see! |
00:50:39 |
God. I don't know if you know |
00:50:42 |
Your sense of humor really takes |
00:50:45 |
Is it after nine? |
00:50:46 |
Yeah. |
00:50:48 |
Oh, my God, I'm slave-driving |
00:50:50 |
Not at all, |
00:50:52 |
I do, I feel I'm |
00:50:55 |
And I'm really grateful |
00:50:58 |
So, thanks. |
00:51:00 |
It's my pleasure. |
00:51:06 |
You should be at |
00:51:08 |
Right. My fiance. |
00:51:15 |
I'm taking you home. |
00:51:17 |
But, I promise to have |
00:51:21 |
of you in the morning. |
00:51:23 |
Thank you. |
00:51:25 |
Well, here, no, no. |
00:51:27 |
Okay. |
00:52:16 |
Is this your first? |
00:52:18 |
Yeah. I can't wait. |
00:52:20 |
It's mine, too. |
00:52:24 |
Would you |
00:52:31 |
Oh, that's amazing. |
00:52:33 |
What about |
00:52:37 |
Absolutely, you. |
00:52:38 |
No, no, no. |
00:52:39 |
Yes. |
00:52:42 |
No, I stay |
00:52:43 |
You, over here |
00:52:45 |
Come on, give it a shot. |
00:52:50 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:52:51 |
Work it. |
00:52:52 |
Nick. |
00:52:53 |
Make love |
00:52:55 |
Sorry. I know you don't |
00:53:01 |
Thanks for coming here with |
00:53:04 |
Are you kidding me? |
00:53:06 |
I think we could use a |
00:53:09 |
Oh, did I tell you we |
00:53:11 |
Thanks for hooking |
00:53:13 |
My pleasure. Oh, I may |
00:53:15 |
I may have gotten us two |
00:53:19 |
Great. Thanks. I haven't |
00:53:22 |
I don't know how you do it, |
00:53:25 |
and your job. I can't even take |
00:53:28 |
I wish my mother left |
00:53:30 |
Well, there are no |
00:53:32 |
You just have to go |
00:53:34 |
Yeah, well I certainly have no |
00:53:38 |
Well, when all else |
00:53:41 |
Very persuasive. |
00:53:57 |
Hi. |
00:53:58 |
Hi. Is Emma here? |
00:54:00 |
Hi, Emma. Can you |
00:54:03 |
Oh, I can't, |
00:54:05 |
I have to study |
00:54:07 |
Um, I can do it. |
00:54:10 |
You know, good practice. |
00:54:12 |
That's right. Oh, God. |
00:54:15 |
Tomorrow night at eight? |
00:54:17 |
Yes. |
00:54:18 |
Great. Bye. |
00:54:22 |
I don't even know who you are right |
00:54:26 |
Do you wanna make cupcakes and then |
00:54:30 |
No. Actually I'd rather scrub |
00:54:35 |
than do that. |
00:54:39 |
I don't know what to do. |
00:54:41 |
This was Dan's idea. He was all, like, |
00:54:47 |
You know? I was, |
00:54:49 |
Really? Well, let's strap 50 |
00:54:53 |
and see how fun it is then. |
00:54:57 |
Yeah. I know. |
00:55:00 |
I just need a drink. |
00:55:03 |
I know it's scary. |
00:55:05 |
I mean, the fact that we're gonna |
00:55:09 |
totally dependent on us. It's |
00:55:12 |
Really? |
00:55:14 |
Yeah. |
00:55:15 |
'Cause, Thea, you just, |
00:55:17 |
Oh, hi. |
00:55:19 |
We need to talk. |
00:55:20 |
What happened? |
00:55:22 |
Okay, thanks |
00:55:29 |
Uh, |
00:55:31 |
I uh, |
00:55:33 |
I kind of got into |
00:55:35 |
What are you talking about? |
00:55:36 |
He was kissing another |
00:55:39 |
And he told me |
00:55:42 |
So I punched him. |
00:55:44 |
You what? |
00:55:45 |
I punched him. |
00:55:48 |
You deserve better than |
00:55:51 |
Nick, Miles |
00:55:54 |
He's not even |
00:55:56 |
The truth is, |
00:55:59 |
I mean, there is but it was a one-night |
00:56:03 |
Thea, there is nothing wrong |
00:56:08 |
Okay. |
00:56:11 |
The printer has a |
00:56:14 |
Okay. |
00:56:17 |
Oh. |
00:56:19 |
What was that about? |
00:56:21 |
I just told |
00:56:23 |
How'd he take it? |
00:56:25 |
Okay. He doesn't think I |
00:56:28 |
Yeah, but what did he |
00:56:30 |
He didn't say anything |
00:56:32 |
What's there to say? |
00:56:34 |
Thea. We should talk. Do you |
00:56:37 |
A beer? You know |
00:56:45 |
Is your stomach growing? |
00:56:47 |
Well, I'm nearly |
00:56:56 |
Hi, how are you? |
00:56:57 |
Where's my |
00:57:01 |
Hey. |
00:57:04 |
How was practice? |
00:57:05 |
Fine. Same as usual. |
00:57:07 |
Really? That's funny because Coach |
00:57:12 |
I found this in your backpack. |
00:57:16 |
That's dried cilantro. |
00:57:19 |
Yeah, right. |
00:57:20 |
Smell it. |
00:57:24 |
Okay, maybe it is. But |
00:57:27 |
At Jake's, |
00:57:30 |
You've been |
00:57:32 |
Hey, I learn |
00:57:40 |
Hey, um, your |
00:57:44 |
What? |
00:57:45 |
Maybe he wants |
00:57:47 |
Um, can you get my |
00:57:50 |
Yeah. But, um, it'll |
00:57:54 |
15! |
00:57:56 |
Sold. |
00:57:57 |
She'll be right with you. |
00:58:00 |
Okay, thanks. |
00:58:07 |
Does it make you feel weird knowing |
00:58:11 |
Em! |
00:58:12 |
Coming. |
00:58:14 |
Stomach. |
00:58:15 |
No. Pay me. |
00:58:16 |
I'll pay you after. |
00:58:18 |
A promise from Thea? I can't take |
00:58:26 |
Thank you. |
00:58:29 |
Shut up. Get out. |
00:58:33 |
Hello. |
00:58:34 |
Hey. |
00:58:35 |
Okay. |
00:58:37 |
Hey. |
00:58:38 |
Um, I, I just, I thought |
00:58:41 |
I wanted to show |
00:58:44 |
It's our very first complete copy of |
00:58:49 |
That's, that's great! |
00:58:52 |
Oh. And we booked, uh, Tynan's |
00:58:56 |
That's awesome. |
00:58:57 |
Well, um, I should |
00:58:59 |
and let you |
00:59:01 |
Well, um, if you're free |
00:59:04 |
Sure. |
00:59:09 |
I had a dog once. Then Jerry stole |
00:59:13 |
Oh. |
00:59:15 |
There's something amazing |
00:59:18 |
It makes you feel like a |
00:59:23 |
you know, even if it's not |
00:59:30 |
Lydia didn't want children. |
00:59:34 |
But now I, |
00:59:36 |
I realize, I, I do |
01:00:02 |
I've been wanting to do |
01:00:05 |
Actually, I just, |
01:00:08 |
Right. |
01:00:09 |
We should probably take |
01:00:12 |
Absolutely. |
01:00:14 |
Yeah. |
01:00:28 |
I have to... |
01:00:31 |
I have to go. |
01:00:32 |
There's somewhere... |
01:00:35 |
Sure. Okay. |
01:00:36 |
My sister... |
01:00:38 |
Okay. |
01:00:57 |
Yes, she's due |
01:00:59 |
Alright. Okay. |
01:01:02 |
That was your friend, |
01:01:05 |
She saw the book |
01:01:07 |
How come you didn't |
01:01:09 |
I thought I told her. It |
01:01:12 |
Pregnancy brain. |
01:01:13 |
I was planning on waiting a |
01:01:17 |
Sow my wild oats |
01:01:19 |
But, I feel like there is |
01:01:22 |
Thea, you need someone who |
01:01:27 |
Oh, God. |
01:01:29 |
I offer myself to you, mind |
01:01:33 |
Let me be your |
01:01:35 |
Uh-uh-uh, that's |
01:01:39 |
But it's, you know... |
01:01:43 |
Don't worry about it. |
01:01:46 |
Thea, can I |
01:01:48 |
Yeah, sure, yes. |
01:01:49 |
Yes, absolutely. |
01:01:51 |
If you could let me know before lunch. |
01:01:53 |
I have a J date |
01:01:55 |
I don't want to do that if I don't |
01:02:00 |
So you're |
01:02:02 |
Yeah. Totally. |
01:02:04 |
We should clear the air. |
01:02:10 |
I've been thinking a lot |
01:02:12 |
And I feel |
01:02:14 |
You do? |
01:02:16 |
I'm your boss and I made... |
01:02:20 |
Nick, that's not it. |
01:02:22 |
I caught that pass |
01:02:24 |
And I liked it. |
01:02:26 |
You did? |
01:02:27 |
Look, that's not |
01:02:32 |
I'm just afraid of... |
01:02:34 |
There's a guy, Philip, at |
01:02:37 |
Do want me |
01:02:39 |
No, no, no. |
01:02:40 |
I'll talk to him. |
01:02:42 |
It's okay. Thank you both. Excuse me. |
01:02:44 |
Young man, don't you have |
01:02:47 |
I didn't even know, lady. |
01:02:50 |
Christ, is it |
01:02:53 |
Believe me, |
01:02:54 |
You can't be sure. |
01:02:56 |
Believe me. |
01:02:58 |
I demand a DNA test! |
01:03:00 |
Yeah. I'll tell her. |
01:03:01 |
Bye. |
01:03:02 |
Your sister |
01:03:04 |
A fire |
01:03:06 |
Your toilet's on fire? Isn't |
01:03:09 |
Who's Philip? |
01:03:10 |
Uh, an old, old boyfriend. |
01:03:13 |
Everything okay? |
01:03:15 |
Yeah. Everything's okay. |
01:03:17 |
Completely under control. But, uh, I, |
01:03:21 |
I'll meet you at the party. Whoa. Sorry. |
01:03:38 |
Surprise! |
01:03:43 |
Hi, everyone. |
01:03:44 |
Oh my God, |
01:03:46 |
Surprise, darlin'. Darlin'. |
01:03:49 |
It's so good |
01:03:52 |
Aunt Jane and I just |
01:03:55 |
Oh, Aunt, thank you, it's |
01:03:58 |
Thank you. |
01:04:03 |
Oooh! |
01:04:05 |
Ooh, it's a onesies. |
01:04:07 |
We all decorated them. |
01:04:08 |
Who made this one? |
01:04:13 |
And this one? |
01:04:16 |
What a good job, Sam! |
01:04:21 |
That one's mine. |
01:04:23 |
I just thought |
01:04:25 |
it was |
01:04:27 |
More people are |
01:04:31 |
Whoa. |
01:04:34 |
Hey, well, I hate to break up the |
01:04:37 |
Everybody hang |
01:04:39 |
just in case something |
01:04:42 |
Uh, no, I should get changed. |
01:04:44 |
So thank you |
01:04:47 |
Thank you. |
01:04:49 |
Bye. |
01:04:53 |
She is so out of control. |
01:04:57 |
all of this random stuff in her |
01:05:01 |
It was on sale. |
01:05:03 |
Okay. I need you to say, My name |
01:05:07 |
This is ridiculous. |
01:05:09 |
Come here. |
01:05:13 |
You have got |
01:05:17 |
I will. Okay? |
01:05:21 |
It's just I'm better pregnant. |
01:05:25 |
And I can't go back to being |
01:05:29 |
What are you gonna do? Stay |
01:05:32 |
People will |
01:05:36 |
Act like a grown-up. |
01:05:38 |
Oh, my God, this is ridiculous. |
01:05:42 |
No. |
01:05:43 |
Then I'm gonna |
01:05:45 |
Get off of me! |
01:05:46 |
Let me take it off! |
01:05:47 |
Get off of me. |
01:05:48 |
Oh, hey! Hey, guys! Emma, stop it! |
01:05:52 |
Stop it! |
01:05:54 |
Let me take it off! |
01:05:55 |
Making noise. |
01:05:56 |
They are |
01:05:58 |
Hey! Stop it! |
01:05:59 |
Take that thing off. |
01:06:00 |
I said stop. Gosh. |
01:06:03 |
Come on. |
01:06:05 |
Stay back! |
01:06:06 |
I'll get that |
01:06:08 |
Get off of me! |
01:06:09 |
I'm gonna take |
01:06:11 |
Give it back! |
01:06:12 |
Agh. |
01:06:13 |
What are you doing? |
01:06:18 |
You are so grounded! |
01:06:19 |
Forever! |
01:06:26 |
Uh, ladies. |
01:06:29 |
I think we need |
01:06:31 |
Stark raving mad. |
01:06:39 |
Excuse me. |
01:06:43 |
What are you doing? |
01:06:51 |
I thought |
01:06:54 |
Um. |
01:06:56 |
I'm really confused. |
01:07:08 |
Well, that is the last time I |
01:07:13 |
That baked zitti |
01:07:22 |
Sorry. I had to take |
01:07:24 |
The toilet fire? |
01:07:26 |
Yeah, I got the blaze under control. |
01:07:28 |
You guys are amazing. This |
01:07:31 |
Okay. |
01:07:33 |
Time to struggle with public |
01:07:37 |
You're gonna |
01:07:39 |
Thanks. |
01:07:44 |
What was that? |
01:07:46 |
I don't know. |
01:07:49 |
Hey. Good. |
01:07:50 |
Good evening, |
01:07:54 |
MacArthur finished |
01:07:57 |
What's the matter, Nicky? You |
01:08:01 |
Of course I am, Jerry. |
01:08:04 |
You're just in time |
01:08:06 |
I got a little |
01:08:07 |
I just signed Rumsfeld |
01:08:11 |
Donald? |
01:08:12 |
No, Carlos. |
01:08:14 |
I met him |
01:08:16 |
His cat had a terrible |
01:08:18 |
They had to put the poor thing on |
01:08:22 |
I'm in the middle |
01:08:24 |
Rummy's book is genius. It's |
01:08:27 |
It's a completely unique |
01:08:30 |
sprinkled with some |
01:08:32 |
It's called "Fire It Up. " |
01:08:34 |
It sounds great, Jerry, but I've |
01:08:38 |
You know what? |
01:08:40 |
I'm shutting down |
01:08:45 |
Jerry, Suzie's |
01:08:47 |
It could be a hit |
01:08:49 |
What are you so afraid of? That |
01:08:52 |
Hmm. Let me think. |
01:08:54 |
Have you ever done better |
01:08:58 |
Hello, everybody. I've got |
01:09:01 |
I'm gonna be reading from |
01:09:05 |
Here's a particularly |
01:09:07 |
about a short rib recipe he |
01:09:11 |
Suzie's reading. Go read your |
01:09:14 |
Step away |
01:09:18 |
Make me. |
01:09:20 |
He begins. |
01:09:21 |
Agh! |
01:09:30 |
Get off! |
01:09:31 |
Okay. Okay. |
01:09:34 |
That's enough. |
01:09:37 |
How pathetic. You have to |
01:09:41 |
She's not a secretary. |
01:09:43 |
Oh, really? Then what is |
01:09:46 |
She's a fantastic editor. |
01:09:48 |
Oh, that's rich. |
01:09:52 |
So I go away for a few months, |
01:09:56 |
is running my company with |
01:09:59 |
All I can say is, |
01:10:02 |
I hope your kid |
01:10:06 |
Oh! |
01:10:07 |
Be careful! |
01:10:09 |
Oh, God! |
01:10:14 |
Oh. |
01:10:17 |
What happened |
01:10:27 |
Oh, Nicky. |
01:10:29 |
You always were such |
01:10:32 |
Nick. I'm sorry. |
01:10:36 |
I never meant for things to go this far. |
01:10:40 |
Jerry was gonna fire me and I |
01:10:44 |
And I thought the whole thing |
01:10:48 |
Blow over |
01:10:54 |
What kind of person |
01:11:02 |
Nick. I'm sorry. Just... |
01:11:04 |
Please, just... Nick. |
01:11:24 |
Hey, Nick, it's Thea, um |
01:11:27 |
I'm kinda wondering |
01:11:29 |
Kinda of assuming that what |
01:11:33 |
Kinda feeling very |
01:11:36 |
Anyway. Call me. |
01:11:41 |
Hi, Nick. |
01:11:43 |
I just wanna say |
01:11:48 |
I was talking to |
01:11:50 |
She and I are on the |
01:11:53 |
I would rather say extra virgin olive |
01:11:57 |
Hi, Nick, it's me. Uh. |
01:12:02 |
I know you haven't been |
01:12:05 |
But I just wanted to tell you |
01:12:20 |
Hi. |
01:12:22 |
Hi! |
01:12:26 |
Wow! |
01:12:30 |
So... |
01:12:32 |
what have |
01:12:35 |
Watching the Vista |
01:12:38 |
It's self-inflicted torture. |
01:12:40 |
That sounds healthy. |
01:12:42 |
Well, it smells like |
01:12:45 |
It did. |
01:12:46 |
My soul. |
01:12:49 |
Thea. You've gotta give |
01:12:51 |
People make mistakes. |
01:12:53 |
I majorly screwed up. |
01:12:54 |
Well, look on |
01:12:56 |
They're still talking |
01:12:58 |
How's Nick doing? |
01:13:00 |
I don't know. |
01:13:02 |
What? |
01:13:04 |
Did he say anything |
01:13:06 |
If you're asking me if he said he'd |
01:13:10 |
and spend the rest |
01:13:12 |
No. He wasn't specific. |
01:13:14 |
I've been calling |
01:13:17 |
And he won't call me back. |
01:13:19 |
Yeah, well maybe that |
01:13:21 |
with the massively twisted lie you've |
01:13:25 |
Do you think |
01:13:29 |
Do you want me to be honest or do |
01:13:32 |
How are Suzie's book sales? |
01:13:35 |
Good. |
01:13:37 |
You know, uh, there's |
01:13:40 |
that we need to |
01:13:43 |
Oh, no. |
01:13:56 |
Sorry. |
01:13:57 |
Hey. |
01:14:01 |
Mind if I join you? |
01:14:03 |
It's a free country. |
01:14:17 |
Hm. What's |
01:14:19 |
Yup. |
01:14:21 |
It's perfect |
01:14:23 |
It's so unexpected. |
01:14:25 |
That was actually, um, my idea. I |
01:14:30 |
Dad would |
01:14:32 |
Mom would have |
01:14:35 |
But she would have polished off the |
01:14:45 |
I'm a big fat liar and I'm |
01:14:50 |
Listen, Em. We're gonna |
01:14:52 |
I made an appointment with the Culinary |
01:14:57 |
And I talked to Ms. |
01:15:00 |
You know, Mom and Dad would |
01:15:03 |
Thanks. |
01:15:17 |
It needs, um... |
01:15:20 |
I think |
01:15:22 |
I don't have |
01:15:23 |
But it's gonna |
01:15:25 |
I'll just have |
01:15:27 |
Here she comes. Here |
01:15:30 |
I love you. |
01:15:32 |
I haven't missed |
01:15:35 |
Thank you. But you |
01:15:37 |
I'm kidding. |
01:15:38 |
I'm Thea Clayhill, |
01:15:40 |
I made you a pineapple cake. |
01:15:43 |
Yes. Good reconnaissance. Good for you. |
01:15:45 |
How did you know |
01:15:48 |
Her May 15th show. |
01:15:54 |
Hi. I have some |
01:15:56 |
Oh, great. Just leave |
01:15:58 |
Okay. Keep your womb open. |
01:16:00 |
You've got it. |
01:16:02 |
I actually would like even |
01:16:06 |
Hey. Thea Clayhill, your number |
01:16:09 |
You do your homework. I hope it's |
01:16:22 |
You can hit a few more |
01:16:24 |
Claire, I love you. |
01:16:26 |
There she is. Claire. |
01:16:27 |
There she is. My number |
01:16:30 |
Uh, pear ginger pie. |
01:16:32 |
Nicely done, |
01:16:34 |
It's actually not me, |
01:16:36 |
What's your angle |
01:16:38 |
Wanna get your |
01:16:40 |
I really want to get this book |
01:16:44 |
Okay. Thank you. |
01:16:47 |
Thanks. |
01:16:50 |
Good luck. |
01:17:03 |
Hi. |
01:17:09 |
I bet I'm the last person |
01:17:11 |
Well, maybe |
01:17:15 |
Maybe the second |
01:17:18 |
I wouldn't want to see my 6th grade |
01:17:22 |
Or my college boyfriend. He |
01:17:25 |
Listen, Suzie. |
01:17:28 |
I really wish I could have been |
01:17:32 |
I just figured |
01:17:34 |
you wouldn't want me in your life |
01:17:38 |
I really enjoyed |
01:17:41 |
for what it's worth. |
01:17:43 |
Well, I've got some |
01:17:45 |
We're gonna... |
01:17:47 |
Ow! |
01:17:48 |
Oh, my God, |
01:17:50 |
The baby's coming. |
01:17:52 |
Right now? |
01:17:53 |
My water broke |
01:17:55 |
My contractions |
01:17:57 |
Where is everyone? |
01:17:58 |
Jesse's on his way. |
01:18:01 |
What should I do? Hot water? Towels? Let's |
01:18:06 |
A lot of people can help us |
01:18:10 |
No, no, no. |
01:18:12 |
My contraction ended. |
01:18:14 |
It'll be hours before |
01:18:16 |
It's already |
01:18:17 |
You ain't seen |
01:18:20 |
It's gonna get a whole lot worse |
01:18:23 |
What were you saying? |
01:18:25 |
Oh, um, the Vista |
01:18:28 |
Are you sure |
01:18:30 |
Yes, it's fine. The Vista? |
01:18:34 |
In two hours. |
01:18:36 |
Yeah. That's not |
01:18:42 |
Hurry! We're |
01:18:49 |
Hello. |
01:18:57 |
Hi. |
01:19:01 |
I think I'm sitting on |
01:19:03 |
Hey, Em, it's me. |
01:19:07 |
Here you go. |
01:19:20 |
Emma. |
01:19:22 |
Hi, Nick. |
01:19:23 |
What are |
01:19:24 |
I have to take |
01:19:26 |
Excuse me? |
01:19:27 |
Please, don't |
01:19:30 |
So if you just get your |
01:19:32 |
Emma. |
01:19:33 |
Come on! |
01:19:35 |
You're pulling our |
01:19:38 |
We absolutely have to begin in 3 |
01:19:41 |
I promise |
01:19:43 |
He'll be here. |
01:19:46 |
I don't know what's |
01:19:48 |
It'd be really fun |
01:19:50 |
When we come back, |
01:19:53 |
What It's Really Like to Be |
01:19:57 |
I need four asses |
01:19:59 |
Oh, my God, Lisa. |
01:20:01 |
You're gonna go. |
01:20:02 |
What? |
01:20:03 |
I don't wanna go. |
01:20:06 |
How are you? |
01:20:09 |
Come on in. Hello, |
01:20:13 |
Hi. Hello. |
01:20:15 |
Wow, Laura. |
01:20:18 |
I cannot believe that beautiful |
01:20:21 |
So Thea, |
01:20:24 |
No, never |
01:20:26 |
So why another pregnancy book? |
01:20:30 |
Well, this |
01:20:32 |
It's not a how-to book or a |
01:20:36 |
These stories are ultimately |
01:20:39 |
We're late. |
01:20:41 |
I can't believe she |
01:20:43 |
It can be messy but in the |
01:20:45 |
for having |
01:20:47 |
Even if you did |
01:20:50 |
And to be honest, |
01:20:54 |
You know, I shouldn't even really be |
01:20:58 |
who's sitting in |
01:21:00 |
He's responsible |
01:21:02 |
He believed in the book |
01:21:06 |
believed in me. |
01:21:08 |
And I really can't thank |
01:21:17 |
Stand up! |
01:21:18 |
Get him a mike. |
01:21:24 |
She sings your praises. What is |
01:21:27 |
Um, well, uh... |
01:21:31 |
I thought Suzie's book had a fresh |
01:21:35 |
Thea was right when |
01:21:37 |
about how love can |
01:21:42 |
And how... |
01:21:44 |
if you love someone, |
01:21:46 |
you can forgive |
01:21:51 |
crazy and idiotic |
01:21:54 |
Because love |
01:21:57 |
And... |
01:22:00 |
sometimes you just |
01:22:03 |
Don't you? |
01:22:07 |
Wow. Okay. I'm gonna |
01:22:11 |
and, uh, thank you both so much. |
01:22:15 |
What It's Really |
01:22:17 |
There's a link on |
01:22:20 |
One last thing, Nick. Do |
01:22:23 |
Uh, no. |
01:22:25 |
No, he |
01:22:27 |
Okay, thank |
01:22:49 |
Hey. Guess what? |
01:22:52 |
The producer said there's |
01:22:54 |
on the show's link |
01:22:58 |
That's fantastic. |
01:22:59 |
Thanks, Claire. |
01:23:00 |
Thank you. |
01:23:03 |
Hey. |
01:23:06 |
Thank you. |
01:23:08 |
It's the least |
01:23:10 |
I meant what I said about |
01:23:13 |
you know, now |
01:23:16 |
What's over? |
01:23:18 |
Working together, |
01:23:20 |
being together, just |
01:23:25 |
It doesn't have to be. |
01:23:27 |
We made a good book together. |
01:23:30 |
Would you |
01:23:32 |
Yes. Yes, I would. |
01:23:57 |
Still feel backed up? |
01:23:58 |
Thanks, Greg. |
01:24:00 |
Should it |
01:24:02 |
that he knows more about |
01:24:04 |
Uh, maybe that's |
01:24:07 |
If I've been timing these |
01:24:10 |
you're up in ten, |
01:24:13 |
Ow! |
01:24:15 |
Yesl Just six |
01:24:17 |
What I'd miss? |
01:24:18 |
We're contracting |
01:24:20 |
You okay? |
01:24:21 |
We're gonna kick |
01:24:24 |
They should |
01:24:26 |
No one's |
01:24:27 |
the doctor said to |
01:24:31 |
Wait. You're way off. |
01:24:33 |
That one was not good. |
01:24:35 |
Jesus. She's |
01:24:37 |
What do you mean? |
01:24:38 |
Okay. No, no, no. |
01:24:39 |
What the hell |
01:24:41 |
Move! Move! |
01:24:43 |
My baby got ten |
01:24:45 |
your baby's maybe |
01:24:47 |
If it's a boy, feel |
01:24:50 |
I forgot. Okay. |
01:24:52 |
Get the epidural. |
01:24:53 |
Don't screw this up. |
01:24:56 |
Are you ready? |
01:24:57 |
Let's hope. |
01:24:58 |
I Love you. |
01:25:00 |
I love you, too. |
01:25:02 |
Semper Fi. |
01:25:03 |
Push! |