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00:00:34 Quiet on set, please. Quiet down.
00:00:37 Here we go. Pulsara Mágica
00:00:41 - 14.
00:00:43 And 3, 2...
00:00:45 Two years ago,
00:00:49 when suddenly...
00:00:52 I fell.
00:00:53 I hit the floor and hurt my back.
00:00:57 I couldn't find work.
00:01:01 But thank God
00:01:03 I found The Magic Bracelet.
00:01:06 And since then...
00:01:07 - my life has changed...
00:01:14 We're not selling used cars.
00:01:16 We sell hope.
00:01:19 I repeat: Hope.
00:01:21 Do it again.
00:01:24 I don't understand.
00:01:26 What don't you understand,
00:01:29 How do you sell hope?
00:01:33 How do I sell hope?
00:01:37 Watch me.
00:01:45 If I didn't believe that this bracelet...
00:01:49 worked miracles,
00:01:51 that this bracelet cured arthritis,
00:01:54 I wouldn't use it.
00:01:56 Now you understand?
00:01:58 The folks need to believe
00:02:02 That the bracelet is real.
00:02:03 Act.
00:02:06 - You sure you got it?
00:02:09 - Sure?
00:02:10 But can you explain one thing?
00:02:14 What's that?
00:02:16 How does this bracelet work?
00:02:18 The script says it's going to send
00:02:25 Truth is I feel nothing.
00:02:27 And me, as a Method actor...
00:02:31 - I need to know what I'm feeling...
00:02:34 A Method actor?
00:02:36 What's your problem?
00:02:38 Can't you just say
00:02:41 You think I'm an idiot, or what?
00:02:51 Sorry. My nerves.
00:02:54 You're fired.
00:02:57 Let's give this Method actor
00:03:05 Get out before I pummel you.
00:03:10 You!
00:03:12 You. The one cleaning.
00:03:16 How long have you been
00:03:17 Two weeks? Three?
00:03:19 Get this man a script.
00:03:22 Pelocine...
00:03:25 You can be 80. Look 40. And have
00:03:39 "TO ROB A THIEF"
00:03:46 Who has time to exercise nowadays?
00:03:50 Lose weight the easy way.
00:03:55 Apply Kema Krema and wipe away
00:04:18 A natural cream that helps circulate
00:04:24 Which means you'll be thicker
00:04:30 And you girls will enjoy him
00:04:34 Thoughts?
00:04:36 It's sensational.
00:04:38 Because size does matter.
00:05:07 Days, months, years
00:05:20 Wowl 25% growth?
00:05:24 It's the most effective
00:05:27 Scientists have developed...
00:05:30 Lose weight the easy way.
00:05:33 Apply Kema Krema all over your body...
00:05:37 Ladies care about the size
00:05:41 What's the solution?
00:05:51 As soon as I put it on, I, um...
00:05:55 I saw the difference, and I got better.
00:05:58 For instant relief
00:06:02 try The Magic Bracelet,
00:06:04 the bracelet with magical powers
00:06:07 Well, two years ago...
00:06:11 I was working on my roof,
00:06:16 When I fell, I hurt my back.
00:06:21 Sit down.
00:06:24 I wanted to stretch my legs.
00:06:33 It's just, we've been
00:06:41 When someone comes to pay for you,
00:06:56 Yeah?
00:06:58 Which one?
00:07:01 Wait here.
00:07:10 You. Nappy-locks. Get out.
00:07:17 Reinforced with titanium steel
00:07:25 Thank you.
00:07:26 You've been so kind. God bless you.
00:07:28 What's the matter with you,
00:07:31 Go on! Get out!
00:07:33 Sorry.
00:07:37 Frickin' homo.
00:07:44 I hate this country.
00:07:58 Bro.
00:08:00 How ostentatious.
00:08:01 You like it?
00:08:02 Drug money?
00:08:04 What a racist comment.
00:08:06 Just because I'm a well-dressed
00:08:09 doesn't mean I'm a drug dealer.
00:08:11 Since we last spoke,
00:08:16 Check it out.
00:08:20 I saw this one. Good movie.
00:08:24 I personally did the artwork.
00:08:26 I think you misspelled Crash.
00:08:31 Business is good, then?
00:08:33 Good enough to get you here.
00:08:39 I owe you for what?
00:08:41 For getting you across the border.
00:08:45 Take what you need from here.
00:08:50 Where'd you get this?
00:08:54 From him.
00:08:59 Hand it over.
00:09:00 I wouldn't give it to him.
00:09:02 The gun's pointed at my head.
00:09:03 Still, I wouldn't give it to him.
00:09:05 Of course...
00:09:06 because the gun isn't at your head.
00:09:08 Enough chitchat. Give me the wallet.
00:09:30 If I were you guys,
00:09:33 Improve your life. Call nowl
00:09:55 This job's not going to be easy.
00:09:57 I didn't expect otherwise.
00:10:00 "ENTREPRENEUR"
00:10:01 - He's doing very well for himself.
00:10:05 How far is his office from here?
00:10:09 Ten minutes.
00:10:19 So these immigrants are here
00:10:23 Yep. Every day.
00:10:24 Good. You and Castillo go in
00:10:29 So when do we hook up with Castillo?
00:10:31 Never. Castillo got married.
00:10:36 Let's get you out of those rags.
00:10:41 - What about Guzman?
00:10:44 I thought he was here.
00:10:45 He was, until he got deported.
00:10:47 Got picked up at a bus stop
00:10:51 What about Rodriguez, then?
00:10:53 Please don't tell me he fell in love
00:10:59 No, Rodriguez is still here.
00:11:03 What?
00:11:04 But he didn't like the 50/50 cut
00:11:08 Greedy friggin' bastard...
00:11:14 He's not alone.
00:11:16 Nobody understands
00:11:20 when we've always split
00:11:24 You and I both know this job is different.
00:11:28 This one's personal.
00:11:30 Besides, we're going after one man,
00:11:35 Son of a bitch! Is there
00:11:38 Aside from you and me?
00:11:42 What am I doing here?
00:11:45 It is.
00:11:46 No, it's not set up.
00:11:48 For this job, we need a crew.
00:11:51 We can't do this one alone.
00:11:56 What if I told you I had a crew
00:12:02 Better yet, a crew that nobody knows.
00:12:05 Civilians?
00:12:08 Good. Because you know
00:12:16 Immigrants.
00:12:19 To hell with this.
00:12:20 Wait, Emilio!
00:12:21 I've scouted a few guys,
00:12:26 We need professionals...
00:12:28 - They are professionals...
00:12:30 We'll train them.
00:12:32 In two weeks?
00:12:33 Please! Please!
00:12:35 This was your plan anyway!
00:12:36 You said it. People here don't
00:12:41 Remember?
00:12:43 They're practically invisible:
00:12:45 The maid, the chauffeur, the gardener.
00:12:48 Moving in and out
00:12:49 I know what I said.
00:12:52 - They go virtually unchecked!
00:12:55 We were using professional thieves
00:13:00 Except now we're using real immigrants.
00:13:06 We really don't have much of a choice,
00:13:09 calling it off.
00:13:23 So, Alejandro? Is the chapel
00:13:30 It's your call, Emilio.
00:13:32 Do we donate to the parish
00:13:39 Donate.
00:13:41 The chapel's perfect, Father.
00:13:45 Tell me about these immigrants.
00:13:49 For all our technical needs,
00:13:54 His name is Julio Miranda, and he can fix
00:14:00 Julio, is my camera ready?
00:14:04 What?
00:14:05 I said yes! Yes, bro! It's over there!
00:14:08 And he can mumble
00:14:14 And for transportation,
00:14:20 Shut up, Fifi.
00:14:26 What's up, Alex?
00:14:30 - Is that Rafa?
00:14:38 That's him.
00:14:47 Alejandro. What are you doing here?
00:14:50 I'm almost done with your baby.
00:14:52 You like it?
00:14:54 Now, that's a car.
00:14:56 That's why I'm the best.
00:14:58 Are you bringing me new business,
00:15:05 Remember that job
00:15:11 I've never stolen anything in my life.
00:15:20 And all this?
00:15:24 I ain't done nothing illegal since
00:15:27 I assure you, this is worth it.
00:15:29 All I got to do is drive?
00:15:33 You don't have to decide now.
00:15:35 Think about it.
00:15:37 If you're up to it...
00:15:40 ...meet us here tomorrow at 10 A. M.
00:15:43 You need cars customized or fixed?
00:15:47 You gonna need a driver?
00:15:50 Your father?
00:15:53 - She knows what she's doing.
00:15:57 But don't tell her I said that.
00:15:59 But don't tell him I said that.
00:16:02 If you convince my dad, I'll do it.
00:16:06 But don't tell him I said that.
00:16:10 Done.
00:16:14 Closed.
00:16:21 The union strike will
00:16:26 For that we need a real con man,
00:16:32 I got the perfect guy.
00:16:34 His name is Miguelito.
00:16:38 A Cuban refugee?
00:16:40 Why do we need a Cuban refugee?
00:16:44 He's not just a refugee.
00:16:46 He's an actor.
00:16:48 He was doing counter-revolutionary
00:16:52 American baseball players are the best.
00:16:57 Cuban baseball players are the best!
00:17:03 That's why they all end up in America.
00:17:11 Mommy!
00:17:15 And for all our heavy lifting,
00:17:24 The other 50%, who gets it?
00:17:27 - Can't say.
00:17:29 I'm planning it. Financing it.
00:17:32 So I get a bigger cut.
00:17:34 It's customary.
00:17:35 Not really. I just deserved it
00:17:39 If you're interested,
00:17:51 Okay. Before we start,
00:17:53 my partner Emilio and I want
00:17:57 Oh, sorry.
00:17:59 Before I forget...
00:18:01 I wanted to give you my headshot
00:18:07 I'll take that.
00:18:10 All of you know me
00:18:14 I've sold you pirated movies,
00:18:17 fake I.D. S, Social Security cards.
00:18:21 But really, I go for big jobs.
00:18:26 Jobs that make very good money.
00:18:31 And when I say very good money...
00:18:36 I mean...
00:18:39 That's a lot of zeros.
00:18:42 ...very good money.
00:18:44 Fuckin' balls!
00:18:46 Balls.
00:18:48 Is that how a proper young lady speaks?
00:18:50 I don't know.
00:18:55 What are you lookin' at?
00:18:56 Pansy-ass poser.
00:18:58 Nobody's looking at you.
00:19:00 Oh, so you're not checking me out?
00:19:02 - Is that what you're saying?
00:19:05 Nobody here is checking you out.
00:19:09 Enough! Enough!
00:19:12 This is a serious job.
00:19:14 It requires serious planning,
00:19:16 Seriously big balls!
00:19:17 Big balls. Like these right here, Alex?
00:19:31 Okay.
00:19:33 Our mark is an Argentinean millionaire
00:19:39 Since the collapse of Argentina's banking
00:19:42 Some have resorted to keeping their
00:19:46 Such is the case with our mark.
00:19:48 All his money is in a vault
00:19:54 We have a floor plan of the mansion.
00:19:57 Except for one hallway downstairs
00:20:01 It's off-limits to everyone.
00:20:04 You need two key cards to open the vault.
00:20:07 Primitivo has one.
00:20:09 The other belongs to our pal, the mark.
00:20:12 The in-house accountant.
00:20:14 The accountant's name is Primitivo?
00:20:18 Primitivo? Primate? Like monkey?
00:20:20 The poor bastard
00:20:25 He's flanked by two guards
00:20:29 from the moment he steps
00:20:33 Wherever he goes, they go.
00:20:36 If he has to go to the bathroom,
00:20:39 If one of the guards has to go...
00:20:41 Anyway.
00:20:46 Primitivo keeps his card
00:20:50 But our mark isn't as cautious.
00:20:56 At the end of each day,
00:20:58 he places the card in a locked
00:21:03 So to open the vault
00:21:05 we have to get into that building
00:21:09 Which means...
00:21:11 we need to get his keys, too.
00:21:13 Where are they? In his pocket.
00:21:16 The problem will be getting
00:21:19 As you can see, it's high-tech.
00:21:22 State of the art.
00:21:24 Cameras, guards, 24-hour surveillance.
00:21:28 Eight months ago, the cleaning crew
00:21:33 We think it's time they try again.
00:21:35 They strike. We pose as scabs
00:21:38 and enter the building.
00:21:40 Let me get this straight.
00:21:43 Your plan depends on organizing a
00:21:48 Correct.
00:21:50 - That's impossible. Rafaela, let's go.
00:21:54 Of course it is.
00:21:55 I'm out.
00:22:00 This record's already scratched.
00:22:09 Moctesuma Valdez.
00:22:13 The millionaire Alejandro is talking
00:22:25 The infomercial guru?
00:22:27 I didn't know he was Argentinean.
00:22:33 His real name is Claudio Silvestrini.
00:22:38 He changed it to Moctesuma
00:22:41 Especially Mexicans.
00:22:43 He's a phony, an opportunist,
00:22:46 Everything about him is a lie,
00:22:49 He's amassed a fortune preying
00:22:56 Regular people.
00:23:00 Immigrants. Like you. Like me.
00:23:03 He knows what he's doing.
00:23:04 He targets his customers
00:23:10 When they're most desperate.
00:23:14 How many people, relatives,
00:23:18 that have gone broke ordering these
00:23:22 Too many, right?
00:23:25 And then there's...
00:23:28 Water of God.
00:23:30 And rejuvenate the body's
00:23:35 helping to prevent
00:23:40 The most despicable,
00:23:42 the most vile thing he sells.
00:23:47 Doctor, I have an important question.
00:23:51 Cancer? What about cancer?
00:23:56 And the most personal one.
00:23:58 In many cases,
00:24:03 That means for a lot of our viewers
00:24:08 to pay for these expensive treatments
00:24:14 have a much cheaper alternative
00:24:20 Exactly. And as a doctor,
00:24:24 There you have it.
00:24:29 Live longer.
00:24:32 Rejuvenate your immune system.
00:25:11 On principle,
00:25:16 But this lowlife deserves it.
00:25:20 I know this is risky.
00:25:23 But life is full of risks.
00:25:26 None of you would even be in the U.S.
00:25:35 So...
00:25:37 are you in?
00:25:43 Good.
00:25:46 In two weeks, Valdez will be
00:25:51 for being named Hispanic
00:25:55 It's a big deal for him.
00:25:57 Even the Mayor of Los Angeles
00:26:00 which means the party
00:26:05 to create a diversion
00:26:11 "TECHNOLOG Y FOR THE NEXT DAY"
00:26:12 Julio.
00:26:18 If everything goes right,
00:26:20 we should be out by dusk.
00:26:21 Wait a minute.
00:26:23 We're going to rob him
00:26:26 Yes.
00:26:27 Rafaela.
00:26:29 You think you can build a secret
00:26:33 in the trunk of a limousine?
00:26:35 Frickin' A.
00:26:37 Do real women arm wrestle?
00:26:41 I'll take that as a... yes.
00:26:45 Remember, the deeper you make it,
00:26:48 the more money we can get out in it.
00:26:50 Cool.
00:26:51 What color do you want the dress?
00:26:54 Dress?
00:26:56 It's not just a dress.
00:26:58 It's a formal gown...
00:27:03 black.
00:27:05 Why do I have to wear a dress?
00:27:08 Because none of us
00:27:11 You might look acceptable if you did.
00:27:14 You want me to kick your ass?
00:27:18 Brother, I know this would be a problem.
00:27:23 It's just for one day.
00:27:25 You can kick his ass later.
00:27:27 Please stay out of it.
00:27:30 I'm here to work on cars,
00:27:34 You know people
00:27:39 I'll take that. Sit down.
00:27:42 This here?
00:27:49 What'd he say?
00:27:52 That a secret compartment in the trunk
00:27:58 Thanks for the tip.
00:28:01 How long a tunnel can you dig
00:28:06 How many people are going
00:28:08 - One.
00:28:11 With 2 X 4 reinforcements
00:28:16 If I start today, according
00:28:19 60 yards, more or less.
00:28:20 It's 65. You'll have to dig fast.
00:28:26 2 x 4 reinforcements? Is that strong
00:28:31 With all due respect,
00:28:35 Besides, it's not like you're
00:28:38 Now, excuse my naiveté,
00:28:40 but how are you planning
00:28:43 Oh... that's not a problem.
00:28:46 For two months, Alejandro's
00:28:51 Working on the nanny?
00:29:05 No. She can't answer.
00:29:07 She's a little busy.
00:29:11 It's a good thing she can't hear you.
00:29:16 Son, stop. You're going
00:29:22 Yes, Mrs. Valdez?
00:29:24 This little animal is out of control.
00:29:27 Come help. I know it's your day off,
00:29:31 Is he running around in circles, yelling?
00:29:33 Yes, he's running, yelling. Please.
00:29:36 Claudito, freeze!
00:29:39 Claudito, say you're sorry.
00:29:41 Sorry, Mom.
00:29:43 Sorry, Dad.
00:29:50 - Thank you.
00:29:52 You're welcome.
00:30:37 What were you doing?
00:30:40 It's hot. I checked your air conditioner.
00:30:51 I bet you know someone
00:30:54 Yep.
00:30:56 It's hot as hell.
00:30:59 You seem nervous.
00:31:02 I said you seem nervous.
00:31:05 I'm not nervous.
00:31:07 Let me tell you something.
00:31:09 Guards are like dogs.
00:31:11 If they smell fear,
00:31:17 Don't worry about that.
00:31:20 I always get like this before a show.
00:31:24 But when the curtain goes up,
00:31:27 I have over ten years' experience
00:31:31 If I screw this up,
00:31:33 Ready?
00:31:35 Ready for anything.
00:31:37 Hope so.
00:31:39 Here you go.
00:31:43 - Thank you.
00:31:46 For preparing my meals.
00:31:47 Like a good woman should.
00:31:49 What?
00:31:50 I didn't make the food for you, blondie.
00:31:58 I need a favor.
00:32:01 I need you to go with them.
00:32:02 What for?
00:32:04 Every good con needs a distraction.
00:32:07 How is it I'm the distraction?
00:32:08 It's just that all women...
00:32:12 are a distraction.
00:32:23 Turn the motor off, chief.
00:32:26 Turn the motor off.
00:32:29 You here to fix the air conditioning?
00:32:36 Did you hear me?
00:32:44 What's wrong with him?
00:32:51 The air conditioning...
00:32:54 is broken.
00:32:56 It's broken?
00:33:01 Ironic, isn't it?
00:33:02 What's that?
00:33:05 The air conditioner is broken...
00:33:08 and you guys fix air conditioners.
00:33:10 Get it?
00:33:15 What a sense of humor.
00:33:17 Open up the back for me.
00:33:19 Huh?
00:33:21 I have to check the van,
00:33:24 Ah, yes. Of course.
00:33:26 How nice of you. Thank you.
00:33:37 What a surprise.
00:33:38 Good afternoon, Miss.
00:33:40 I'll get down so you can check it out.
00:33:42 Yes, yes. Of course.
00:33:51 All right, boys.
00:33:55 You're not gonna check out the van?
00:33:57 I checked out all I need to, babe.
00:34:00 You checked out my tits
00:34:03 Daughter!
00:34:05 Your daughter? Charming girl.
00:34:11 Go ahead.
00:34:14 It's the nanny's quarters,
00:34:20 - Go on through.
00:34:40 I can't believe
00:34:43 We could be al Qaeda
00:34:46 I'm only here to drive,
00:34:51 I just forgot to do
00:34:54 Your what?
00:34:56 My relaxation exercises.
00:35:02 Would you stop that
00:35:45 You done?
00:35:50 Ready.
00:35:52 Do you like the glasses?
00:35:54 I thought it'd be a nice touch.
00:35:55 Helps me get in character.
00:35:57 - Marlon Brando used to say...
00:36:00 Try to avoid security at all costs.
00:36:11 Excuse me, sir. My name
00:36:14 - I'm a representative...
00:36:17 I'm a representative from Local 23.
00:36:21 Sir! Excuse me!
00:36:23 I no came to talk to you,
00:36:27 I came to talk to this gentleman
00:36:31 As I was saying,
00:36:38 - Hey, want to be a tough guy.
00:36:40 I'm watching you!
00:36:42 Your mama!
00:36:44 These people!
00:36:46 The United States aren't
00:36:57 - Stop!
00:36:59 Enough! Oh, God! I've had it with you!
00:37:02 Primitivo, I'm sorry.
00:37:04 No problem.
00:37:06 Come on, let's go.
00:37:07 Gloria. Wait.
00:37:13 Do you mind?
00:37:25 I wanted to...
00:37:26 I wanted to know if you'd like
00:37:36 I can't.
00:37:38 I meant to tell you that...
00:37:40 that I'm going with someone.
00:37:44 I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:37:47 Don't hate me.
00:37:50 I could never hate you.
00:37:53 You're so sweet.
00:37:55 Look. I'll make a deal with you.
00:37:58 If things don't work out with this guy,
00:38:01 my first date will be with you.
00:38:07 Sorry to bother you again.
00:38:11 Yes. Go left, right, then left again.
00:38:14 Thanks.
00:38:18 And then you were like
00:38:23 You know who dropped all those pictures?
00:38:51 SUV loaded?
00:38:53 It's ready.
00:39:01 It's just that...
00:39:02 I have to use the bathroom.
00:39:05 Number 1 or 2?
00:39:07 2.
00:39:12 It's just that...
00:39:14 I'd like to take a shower, too.
00:39:16 You can't go in the house. Go!
00:39:18 I've been in there a while.
00:39:22 You don't smell. You're fine.
00:39:24 Really? You don't smell that?
00:39:25 - You don't smell like anything.
00:39:27 For sure.
00:39:41 You ruined my surprise.
00:39:46 I'm going to wash your SUV.
00:39:50 Is it that dirty?
00:39:54 It's full of dirt.
00:39:56 After I jumped with...
00:39:59 If you can give...
00:40:08 José, enough
00:40:26 I'm trying to work.
00:40:35 Buy Jose a new leaf blower.
00:40:41 Hi, Gloria!
00:40:45 What does she see in him?
00:40:48 What does who see in who?
00:40:52 What does Gloria see in that guy?
00:40:57 New boyfriend?
00:40:59 I didn't know she had an old one.
00:41:01 Good point, sir.
00:41:03 He's not to be trusted!
00:41:04 You're not going to be long, right?
00:41:11 Give me a minute. I'll be right back.
00:41:32 I didn't realize Gloria had a chauffer.
00:41:39 She doesn't.
00:41:42 What are you doing here?
00:41:45 I'm waiting for Gloria.
00:41:48 A friend?
00:41:50 What kind of friend?
00:41:54 A best friend? A gay friend? Or...
00:42:00 A friend with rights?
00:42:03 Boyfriend.
00:42:05 Her boyfriend.
00:42:08 What does Gloria's
00:42:14 My name is Alejandro.
00:42:26 A thief...
00:42:28 recognizes another thief.
00:42:35 I'm going to ask one last time.
00:42:39 What do you do?
00:42:43 I pirate Hollywood movies, sir,
00:42:54 You're not planning
00:42:58 Because if you were,
00:43:04 No, sir.
00:43:07 Honestly, the only thing
00:43:12 your nanny.
00:43:18 Did you hear him?
00:43:20 He wants to steal Gloria.
00:43:24 Mr. Valdez, what's going on?
00:43:30 Why didn't you tell me
00:43:33 Yes. Yes, he is.
00:43:38 A pleasure, Alejandro.
00:43:40 The pleasure's all mine.
00:43:44 Hold onto this one. He's a keeper.
00:43:46 Of course, Mr. Valdez.
00:43:49 Good day.
00:43:53 Let's go.
00:43:58 He's up to something. Find out what.
00:44:01 Yes, sir.
00:44:08 We're here to pick up...
00:44:10 We're here to pick up the old unit.
00:44:12 Fine. I'll open up.
00:44:14 Yo, bro! You Cuban?
00:44:16 Big time. You?
00:44:19 Right off the raft. Whereabouts?
00:44:20 I'm from San German.
00:44:22 Sagua La Grande.
00:44:25 I have a cousin there...
00:44:26 I'll just open these up for you.
00:44:31 Man, are these gates slow.
00:44:43 You sure he didn't see you?
00:44:45 I'm positive, boss.
00:44:47 Followed him all day.
00:44:49 Sells pirated movies on the street.
00:44:54 Rumor is he's got
00:44:57 He's planning something big.
00:45:05 That's nasty.
00:45:08 I know, I know. I need a bath.
00:45:10 Dude, don't bathe.
00:45:12 You like it? Come here. Smell it.
00:45:17 You two cut it out.
00:45:21 Where's the dirt?
00:45:24 The dirt's in the SUV.
00:45:35 Mr. Valdez.
00:45:38 It's about your boyfriend.
00:45:48 That one.
00:45:49 Not that one.
00:45:53 You can do this. Help me, Lord.
00:46:00 Miss, Miss, wait.
00:46:03 Excuse me. My name is... -
00:46:05 I know who you are, sir.
00:46:08 Mr. Amistad,
00:46:12 trying to organize for months.
00:46:16 When Chava gave me your
00:46:19 I can set up a meeting after work
00:46:25 Take your stupid flyer, ya bastard!
00:46:27 I want nothing from you! Nothing!
00:46:32 "WE LEAVE AT 6:00 PM
00:46:35 $5.00.
00:46:39 How much for this one?
00:46:40 $10.
00:46:44 This other one?
00:46:46 This one's really good.
00:46:51 This is how you make your living?
00:46:53 What are you doing here?
00:46:55 When were you planning to tell me?
00:46:58 I was going to. It's hard to explain.
00:47:03 Anything else you haven't told me?
00:47:05 Of course not.
00:47:09 I just wanted to see this for myself.
00:47:12 Before I told you it's over.
00:47:15 Please, this is harmless.
00:47:18 Answer me this.
00:47:21 Were you going to rob Mr. Valdez?
00:47:33 Do you love me?
00:47:34 Or was all this planned
00:47:39 Friggin' pretty boy. Easy.
00:47:42 A few words of advice:
00:47:44 Get out of town.
00:47:46 If I catch you near the mansion again,
00:47:49 you're gonna have an accident.
00:48:21 Miguelito, you're the man.
00:48:25 Who did Hamlet?
00:48:34 Um, hello. Hello.
00:48:37 Thank you all for being here.
00:48:39 I want to thank Blanca. You came because
00:48:44 Yes. You have a question?
00:48:46 Yeah, what union are you with?
00:48:50 Your union?
00:48:52 We need to know which union
00:48:55 Well, that union would be...
00:49:04 SAG? What's that?
00:49:06 SAG is... is the Screen Actors Guild.
00:49:13 The Screen Actors Guild is the union
00:49:19 Tom Hanks wants to sponsor us?
00:49:23 Tom Hanks, in person, won't really...
00:49:26 Julia Roberts? Is she in that union?
00:49:27 Yes, Julia, too. All actors belong to...
00:49:31 With Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts,
00:49:36 Listen, I think you misunderstood.
00:49:40 Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts
00:49:46 We can't win unless Tom Hanks
00:49:52 Management needs to see
00:49:55 If they're not coming, forget it.
00:49:59 Don't say that. Wait. Please!
00:50:01 Shut up!
00:50:10 They may not physically be here.
00:50:13 But they're with us in spirit.
00:50:19 They share the same passion for justice...
00:50:22 equal opportunity,
00:50:24 fair wages...
00:50:27 health insurance.
00:50:29 Sure. It'd be easier if they
00:50:36 But when has life been easy
00:50:41 We struggle day after day.
00:50:43 We work ten times harder
00:50:49 To have a roof over our heads.
00:50:51 To put food on the table.
00:50:54 To feed our children.
00:50:57 This is the land of the free.
00:51:00 And only together, united as one,
00:51:05 will we be able to taste that freedom.
00:51:25 What happened?
00:51:26 What'd I tell you? Listen!
00:51:29 Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
00:51:41 He did it. He convinced them to strike.
00:51:45 I told you this guy was good.
00:51:47 Beginner's luck. Let's hope it lasts.
00:52:07 What?
00:52:10 It's pretty obvious.
00:52:11 - What?
00:52:14 Don't push it.
00:52:47 The porta-potties are for the help.
00:53:37 I know I'm breaking the Fifth.
00:53:44 The Third?
00:53:47 One of Your commandments...
00:53:52 again.
00:53:55 But You know
00:54:02 O Lord...
00:54:05 They had that outfit made for you?
00:54:07 I got clothes you could've
00:54:13 Ready?
00:54:15 I didn't think I'd be so nervous...
00:54:18 but yeah. I'm...
00:54:24 ready.
00:54:35 My daughter.
00:54:39 You look... beautiful.
00:54:48 You look like your mother.
00:54:52 Yeah?
00:54:59 Can we get this over with?
00:55:09 Go over the plans to the mansion
00:55:13 Good. Everybody knows
00:55:24 Get one with the Chancellor, please.
00:55:26 Thanks. Thanks for coming.
00:55:31 Get on the toilet!
00:55:33 Get up! Get down!
00:55:42 Oh, crap, crap, crap,
00:55:59 I'm in the middle of an important event.
00:56:02 What do you think?
00:56:04 I should make the mayor wait for
00:56:09 It's your job to prevent these things.
00:56:14 Yes, sir.
00:56:15 You know what?
00:56:19 We can't do that.
00:56:23 What rights?
00:56:26 They're not Americans.
00:56:29 They have no rights.
00:56:31 I want them fired
00:56:36 - Or I'll replace you.
00:57:31 How's it going, brother?
00:57:33 How's your day going?
00:57:35 Try not to scratch it.
00:57:40 I'll take this one.
00:57:48 - There he is.
00:58:25 Colombian.
00:58:30 My old friend, I'm so glad you came.
00:58:33 I wouldn't miss it.
00:58:37 Are you going to give me
00:58:40 No. Not until you give me mine.
00:58:50 We're still the best.
00:58:52 Yep. The best.
00:58:55 Let me introduce you to my date...
00:59:03 Enchanted, Miss.
00:59:06 Same.
00:59:08 Why don't you get us something to drink?
00:59:12 The usual.
00:59:14 Ah, yes. The usual... drinks.
00:59:19 I'll go get them.
00:59:23 She's very young.
00:59:26 - Let me introduce you to the mayor.
00:59:29 He's a friend. I pumped a lot
00:59:32 Owes me big, the son of a bitch.
00:59:39 Mr. Mayor, a pleasure.
00:59:41 Damn, this Emilio guy is good.
01:00:03 Thanks.
01:00:18 How hard can this be?
01:00:21 I mean, sure, it's every day
01:00:24 with an entire floor
01:00:30 Exactly.
01:00:31 Left... right.
01:00:34 Left here? No, right...
01:00:37 right... left...
01:00:49 Idiot. Idiot. It was a right.
01:00:53 Right. Left.
01:01:20 Yep.
01:01:32 You're late.
01:01:33 It's not my fault. It's just that...
01:01:37 Wow.
01:01:39 You look...
01:01:41 You look incredible.
01:01:43 Really?
01:01:45 Yeah, like a woman should.
01:01:49 And you smell like a man should.
01:01:54 - Really?
01:02:05 Shit! My dad!
01:02:07 Where?
01:02:08 - No, the keys. Take them.
01:02:11 Give 'em...
01:02:22 - Here you go.
01:02:25 Hey. What took you so long?
01:02:26 Sorry, I ran into a...
01:02:28 bit of a distraction.
01:02:44 This one's mine. Thanks.
01:02:52 Okay, who wants to work?
01:02:53 Me! Me!
01:02:55 Yeah, you. Come on.
01:02:56 Everybody, follow me.
01:02:59 What about Rafa?
01:03:00 Don't worry. He's a good driver.
01:03:05 Move! You son of a...
01:03:15 Excellent cigar.
01:03:17 It better be.
01:03:22 I'm trying to figure out...
01:03:25 which of the seven deadly sins
01:03:29 Sloth.
01:03:31 I'm anything but lazy.
01:03:35 But greed does.
01:03:41 You and I have always held different
01:03:48 But in the end,
01:03:49 stealing is stealing.
01:03:50 I remember a time when Claudio
01:03:54 That! That's why I left the team.
01:03:58 The money. It's here.
01:04:01 That money...
01:04:03 you make it robbing
01:04:08 The old moralist has arisen.
01:04:10 Ah, yes. The pact: Don't steal
01:04:16 Sure, I sometimes think
01:04:19 but when I count my cash...
01:04:21 when I start smelling it,
01:04:22 the thought escapes me. I forget.
01:04:28 So much money, and it never
01:04:33 You knew he was sick.
01:04:36 And that he was dying.
01:04:37 Were you counting your money
01:04:42 I got busy.
01:04:44 He taught us all we know
01:04:46 Yes. He taught us all we know.
01:04:48 Everything, except how to be rich.
01:04:50 To get rich, you can't have a conscience.
01:04:52 You have to steal, lie, cheat.
01:04:55 Whatever it takes to get rich.
01:04:57 - Alone.
01:05:04 You don't expect me to share
01:05:08 ridiculous thieves? Please.
01:05:12 Don't break my balls, old friend.
01:05:14 Don't worry about what I've become.
01:05:15 Enjoy yourself and quit bitching.
01:05:21 Out of our way!
01:05:23 - Don't let them through!
01:05:26 I'm gonna call the police!
01:05:32 Traitor!
01:05:42 The keys!
01:05:46 Scab!
01:05:53 All right. Let them through
01:06:36 Check this out.
01:06:40 What are they doing
01:06:42 - Did you authorize that?
01:06:43 You didn't authorize that?
01:06:45 Because that Mr. Valdez
01:06:47 I know.
01:06:48 They're not supposed
01:06:50 There's got to be
01:06:52 These dumb immigrants,
01:06:54 They're just easy
01:06:55 I'm telling you...
01:06:57 Where'd he go?
01:06:59 - What?
01:07:01 What's he doing?
01:07:04 - Did he...
01:07:05 - Did he just kiss the camera?
01:07:08 Oh, no! Come on.
01:07:09 Look what he's doing to the camera.
01:07:11 Looks like he's cleaning it.
01:07:12 Look at that. He's cleaning the camera.
01:07:14 - Come on, man.
01:07:16 That idiot broke the camera!
01:07:21 I'll look for the key card.
01:07:23 You download
01:07:57 "CUSTOMER LIST"
01:07:59 "DOWNLOADING"
01:08:25 All right, come on, man.
01:08:26 Hell, siesta time. Get going.
01:08:44 What's going on here?
01:08:46 Did you break the camera?
01:08:49 Hey. Stop. Knock it off.
01:08:53 Look. Hey.
01:08:55 What?
01:08:56 What are you doing?
01:08:58 You got to get out...
01:09:00 Thank you.
01:09:02 You need to get out of here.
01:09:05 - Let's go.
01:09:07 Come on now. No more cleaning.
01:09:09 Put it in the trash.
01:09:11 I don't know
01:09:13 Get out of here. Come on now.
01:09:15 No more cleaning. Yeah.
01:09:18 Let's get going. I haven't had
01:09:21 I'm going to turn someone
01:09:23 Let's get out of here. Come on.
01:09:24 Come on, get going.
01:09:27 You're not supposed to be here.
01:09:28 Yeah, that means move, move, move.
01:09:30 Move. Come on.
01:09:33 Jeez.
01:09:34 And learn the frickin' language
01:09:43 Excuse me, sir?
01:09:46 You're in America.
01:09:50 Hey.
01:09:57 What?
01:09:58 Oh, great!
01:10:00 You left the cart!
01:10:02 ...will never be defeated!
01:10:04 People united
01:10:37 We're going to go to the bathroom.
01:10:58 They should be here by now.
01:11:02 More water, sir?
01:11:07 Yes. Please.
01:11:13 Refill that.
01:11:18 Yes, of course.
01:11:35 Sorry, Emilio!
01:11:40 Do you know this waiter?
01:11:46 Why would he know me,
01:11:53 He's one of the biggest producers
01:11:56 Listen, Two Women, One Bedroom
01:12:01 Forgive me. I got a little nervous.
01:12:07 and I wanted to give you
01:12:14 Please, pardon me. Excuse me.
01:12:18 Emilio Flores?
01:12:20 I don't know.
01:12:24 Me, neither. Excuse me.
01:12:57 Imbecile. Caressing her back.
01:13:01 Jealous?
01:13:03 Yes, Julio, yes! Of course I'm jealous.
01:13:25 This is where the party's at, right?
01:13:27 Yes, sir.
01:13:32 Perimeter breach. Main gate.
01:13:37 Dear friends, thank you for sharing
01:13:43 I want to thank the mayor,
01:13:48 and of course, my lovely wife Veronica,
01:13:53 this whole marvelous
01:13:57 And...
01:14:02 Get your hands off her,
01:14:04 She doesn't want to talk to you!
01:14:12 Don't make things
01:14:14 Come with me.
01:14:15 Apparently, somebody didn't
01:14:23 Please... please... don't get up.
01:14:29 This will all be over in a moment.
01:14:41 Code Red.
01:14:43 All hands requested
01:14:45 That means everybody. Nowl
01:15:47 Somebody get that animal down
01:16:24 Listen, child...
01:16:25 go play outside, and don't
01:16:29 Get going.
01:16:38 "ENTREPRENEUR OF THE YEAR'
01:16:45 Stand him up.
01:17:03 - Mocte, enough. Stop.
01:17:06 My love, remember, you're
01:17:12 If you're gong to pummel
01:17:16 at the very least take him out back.
01:17:18 Go on.
01:17:29 What are you two doing here?
01:17:32 This guy said they called a code red.
01:17:34 Nobody called a code red.
01:17:38 Who's guarding the vault?
01:17:48 Where's Primitivo?
01:17:51 He's an animal, Gloria.
01:17:54 You deserve somebody
01:17:59 Thanks, Primitivo.
01:18:02 You're a good friend.
01:18:07 I want to be more than a friend, Gloria.
01:18:15 I only see you as a friend!
01:18:28 You're going to see me
01:18:30 No! Leave me alone!
01:18:37 Where the hell are you?
01:18:41 This is an emergency.
01:18:44 Check to see if you still have it.
01:18:47 Yes, I still have it. It's right here.
01:18:50 Come to the vault, right nowl
01:18:53 What's wrong?
01:18:54 Just come to the vault, you moronl
01:19:11 That was it. There's no more.
01:19:53 Excuse me.
01:19:56 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:05 What's wrong?
01:20:08 Where were you?
01:20:09 Give me the key!
01:20:16 This isn't the key, you stupid idiot!
01:20:19 "DIAMOND HOTEL"
01:20:21 Tell the guards outside to check
01:20:25 If someone got into that vault,
01:20:28 Got that? Move, damn it!
01:20:31 Get me the code to open
01:20:33 - I don't understand what's happening.
01:20:38 Get this garbage out of here!
01:20:40 Lock him in the bathroom.
01:21:19 How much longer, damn it?
01:21:21 Two minutes.
01:21:26 It's about time, brother.
01:21:28 That hurt. You didn't tell me
01:21:31 Aw, crap. I thought I mentioned it.
01:21:33 No, you didn't. You'll have to pay
01:21:36 Yeah.
01:21:44 What's going on here?
01:21:50 Nothing, baby.
01:21:53 Everything's going according to plan.
01:21:57 Meet Dora, Alejandro's wife.
01:22:01 How do you think we got the map?
01:22:04 Go scare Primitivo.
01:22:11 Sorry to bother you again.
01:23:08 Where are you going?
01:23:10 I'm leaving.
01:23:14 Oh, yeah?
01:23:17 Check this vehicle. There's bound
01:23:19 That's what I'd do.
01:23:21 What are you talking about?
01:23:23 Assuring my money
01:23:25 What are you doing?
01:23:27 Don't play dumb.
01:23:29 Please, it insults me.
01:23:34 The waiter/actor.
01:23:39 This cheap-looking driver.
01:23:42 And of course...
01:23:43 Of course! The guy that sells
01:23:46 He's a friend of yours.
01:23:47 He was the diversion.
01:23:49 While you were doing
01:23:51 he was the sleight-of-hand.
01:23:53 Perfect.
01:23:55 Perfect. Classic Catarino play.
01:24:01 Boss...
01:24:03 we've found something.
01:24:11 Open it.
01:24:18 What's going on here?
01:24:19 It's clean, boss. Nothing.
01:24:25 Check this car again. Inch by inch!
01:24:29 But, boss, the car is clean.
01:24:31 I told you to check it again,
01:24:34 Wrath. Another deadly sin.
01:24:39 You won't get away with this.
01:24:42 You may have gotten
01:24:44 but you won't get it off my property.
01:24:48 And another thing.
01:24:50 Your friend?
01:24:51 He's a dead man.
01:24:53 Honestly...
01:24:56 I have no idea what the hell
01:25:01 Boss.
01:25:03 The car is clean.
01:25:14 Please excuse me.
01:25:28 Should we let him go, boss?
01:25:48 The whole limo, okay?
01:26:00 It was too obvious, eh? Too obvious!
01:26:34 Help me.
01:26:41 Damn.
01:26:44 Damn.
01:26:45 You! Get in there!
01:26:48 - You got a radio?
01:26:55 Do it again. Do it again.
01:26:57 Go find your mother.
01:27:02 - Check this vehicle. Gloria!
01:27:17 I found some bags in Gloria's SUV.
01:27:20 Of money?
01:27:21 No, sir. Dirt.
01:27:29 Booth guard! Don't let Gloria
01:27:34 Yes, don't let Gloria leave.
01:27:35 Copy that.
01:28:00 My money has to still be on the property.
01:28:04 We checked every car before it left.
01:28:16 Thanks, Cuz.
01:28:22 Good-bye! Good-bye!
01:28:44 7,892.
01:28:49 2,934.
01:28:55 2,458.
01:29:01 7,450.
01:29:03 That's what you wanted
01:29:05 To give it back.
01:29:20 9,211.
01:29:54 Thank you, Emilio.
01:29:55 But you don't have to do this.
01:29:57 Catarino and I were like brothers.
01:30:01 He would've have done the same for me.
01:30:06 Your father would've been
01:30:11 Thanks.
01:30:35 We now go live to Los Angeles,
01:30:37 where María Lucía Fernández
01:30:40 Surprisingly, MV Enterprises,
01:30:45 infomercial guru Moctesuma Valdez
01:30:47 caved to union demands
01:30:51 Reporting from Los Angeles,
01:31:06 What are we doing here?
01:31:09 Wouldn't you like to leave driving?
01:31:11 Driving?
01:31:12 In that.
01:31:15 It's a gift from both of us.
01:31:18 You did a good thing.
01:31:20 You deserve it.
01:31:31 We got lucky.
01:31:35 It wasn't luck.
01:31:36 They knew what they were doing.
01:31:39 They're pros.
01:31:41 I never told you how I picked them, right?
01:31:46 According to the movies I sold them.
01:31:49 They all liked the ones where
01:32:00 Have a good trip.
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