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00:02:06 - Good morning.
00:02:09 - Good morning, ma'am.
00:02:11 - Morning, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:02:14 - Morning, madam.
00:02:19 Fetch the superintendent.
00:02:27 [Baby screaming]
00:02:35 - Good morning, ma'am.
00:02:39 Ah, good morning, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:02:41 Very nice to see you again.
00:02:45 It's about my friend
00:02:51 - Spaceship? - That she saw in her
00:02:55 She hasn't seen it again?
00:02:58 She never saw it in the first place.
00:03:01 Oh, I'm very relieved to hear that.
00:03:03 On Wednesday in children's hour, they
00:03:08 visitors from other worlds.
00:03:12 Amelia had her wireless on.
00:03:16 It's obvious. She dropped off to sleep.
00:03:18 The whole thing was just a dream.
00:03:21 Amelia was so embarrassed.
00:03:23 She quite refused to come
00:03:26 Well. I do hope all sorts
00:03:30 haven't been set in motion. Now,
00:03:33 I'm very grateful to you for
00:03:36 Now, if you'll allow me,
00:03:38 But as I was with her
00:03:41 I thought it no more than my
00:03:45 I must say, if there are
00:03:49 I can't think why they'd want
00:03:53 Now you mention it,
00:03:55 We seem so terribly
00:03:59 It was different when I
00:04:02 Superintendent. Ah, your umbrella,
00:04:06 I'm always leaving it.
00:04:08 I don't like it very much,
00:04:10 Well, I won't keep you, superintendent.
00:04:13 Thank you very much for
00:04:16 Thank you, Mrs. Wilberforce,
00:04:19 We're always more than
00:04:21 Thank you.
00:04:23 [Thunderclap]
00:04:35 Miss Whipple, has there been
00:04:38 [Responds, indistinct]
00:04:47 Never mind.
00:04:54 Thank you all the same, miss Whipple.
00:05:15 [Birds squawking] [bird] here we
00:05:20 All right. All right. Pretty Polly.
00:05:24 All right, my dear.
00:05:27 I haven't been gone so very
00:05:29 Oh, darling. Water.
00:05:34 [Screeching] help, help!
00:05:38 "That's the time they long for"
00:05:43 [pipes clanging]
00:05:45 [Water gurgling]
00:05:49 [Gurgling stops]
00:06:01 [Train whistle blows]
00:06:09 [Bird] help!
00:06:11 [Trilling] hey, over here.
00:06:17 - [Bell ringing]
00:06:26 Mrs. Wilberforce? Yes?
00:06:28 I understand you have rooms to let.
00:06:32 Oh, the rooms, yes. Won't you
00:06:36 My name's Marcus. How
00:06:39 Professor Marcus. Oh,
00:06:41 Yes, I have two,
00:06:44 Would you excuse me a moment
00:07:04 I'm afraid it's quite impossible to
00:07:08 Because of the subsidence.
00:07:11 Subsidence? From the bombing.
00:07:13 None of the pictures will.
00:07:16 Oh, no. The upper floors are
00:07:19 But the two rooms at the
00:07:22 Then you live here all alone? Yes.
00:07:25 I think I should tell you, professor, I'm
00:07:31 This is the sitting room.
00:07:33 And the bedroom is just down here.
00:07:35 These rooms do need
00:07:38 I'm afraid there's no proper service.
00:07:40 - And the view is, well...
00:07:45 Most exhilarating.
00:07:48 The rooms will suit me
00:07:52 Oh.
00:07:54 I shall move in tomorrow if that
00:07:59 Oh. [bird] hello.
00:08:01 What's that? Who's talking?
00:08:04 It's only general Gordon. He
00:08:07 I had four. Husbands?
00:08:09 No, parrots. And now
00:08:12 Of course, one small
00:08:14 Some friends and I have
00:08:18 A string quintet, in fact.
00:08:20 Then you're a musician,
00:08:23 No, no, no. Merely an
00:08:25 But we have been looking
00:08:28 Now, would it be agreeable to you
00:08:32 Oh, professor Marcus,
00:08:36 I've always loved music.
00:08:38 Now, if you'll come into my
00:08:42 I've got a spare one
00:08:45 I'll let you have it. Then
00:08:48 should I happen to be
00:08:50 You know, I shall be able to
00:08:53 They can come and go without
00:08:56 Oh, it wouldn't disturb me
00:08:59 I have very few friends. It'll be very
00:09:04 These are my three little companions.
00:09:08 You see? This is general Gordon,
00:09:11 that's admiral Beatty
00:09:13 Mildred.
00:09:15 I should like to pay
00:09:17 Three guineas, I think the... no, please. That
00:09:21 I shall have the rooms aired.
00:09:25 I do hope you won't hesitate to ask.
00:09:27 You are most kind. And if I may say so,
00:09:31 you have a very curious
00:09:33 Such pretty windows. [whistle blowing]
00:09:36 Thank you. I'm rather
00:09:38 I always think the windows
00:09:41 And didn't someone say, "the
00:09:47 I don't really know, but
00:09:50 I do hope someone expressed it.
00:09:52 Well, au revoir.
00:09:55 Good morning, professor
00:10:04 Did you understand all that?
00:10:06 We're going to have
00:10:09 [Chitters] "but I saw them last
00:10:13 "in the twilight"
00:10:23 [bell rings]
00:10:30 All right, Mrs.
00:10:33 It must be my friends.
00:10:42 Ah, good evening, major Courtney.
00:10:46 [Chuckles] good evening, professor.
00:10:49 I hope I'm not too early.
00:10:51 Mrs. Wilberforce, may I
00:10:56 How do you do, Mrs.
00:10:59 [Bell rings]
00:11:02 Come in, gentlemen. Come in.
00:11:04 May I introduce Mr. Lawson? How
00:11:09 And Mr. Robinson. Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:11:13 - Mr. Robinson.
00:11:17 - You're the cellist, Mr. Lawson?
00:11:20 He's the cellist.
00:11:24 there's only Mr. Harvey to come.
00:11:28 go upstairs. Yes. Yes.
00:11:33 Excuse me, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:11:40 Here. What's all this about, doc?
00:11:42 Take out your instruments.
00:11:47 Professor. [bell rings]
00:11:53 Good evening, Mr. Harvey.
00:11:59 Yes, it is Mr. Harvey.
00:12:01 [Laughing] come in. Come in.
00:12:03 The others are all here.
00:12:09 Our Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:12:13 The temperamental one. Oh.
00:12:16 I do hope you'll be
00:12:19 And I do wish you
00:12:22 Professor Marcus has
00:12:25 I really must just tell
00:12:29 - to have you all here.
00:12:37 Who's she?
00:12:39 What does she mean you
00:12:41 We supposed to make
00:12:43 What kind of noises? Who is she?
00:12:45 Not noises, one round, music.
00:12:48 I said, what does
00:13:20 [Pipes clanging]
00:13:22 [Water gurgling]
00:13:24 [Gurgling stops]
00:13:27 [Gurgling]
00:13:32 I tell you, it makes no sense.
00:13:34 If we have to have someone to bring
00:13:37 We'll bring it out ourselves. Make
00:13:39 At 70 miles an hour in the heart
00:13:45 We'll take it back into the
00:13:48 What any intelligent policeman
00:13:51 You've quite a flair,
00:13:53 Can't you appreciate that Mrs. Wilberforce
00:13:58 she's the very core of it.
00:14:00 A lopsided old grandma. Yeah.
00:14:04 How do we know we can trust her to do it
00:14:09 One round?
00:14:11 Sweet little old lady like
00:14:14 for her to be working
00:14:17 I tell you, I don't like old ladies.
00:14:22 I can't stand them.
00:14:24 [Knocking]
00:14:36 [Grunts]
00:14:53 I thought perhaps before
00:14:56 you and your guests
00:14:58 Oh, you shouldn't. You know, professor,
00:15:02 you didn't tell me the
00:15:06 and these other gentlemen.
00:15:09 You're not the least bit like amateurs.
00:15:12 You really must be professionals.
00:15:16 Not quite. Though we are rather proud...
00:15:20 of Mr. Harvey's timbre.
00:15:22 And that pizzicato passage,
00:15:26 May I ask you where you studied?
00:15:30 Well, I didn't really study
00:15:35 You know, I was so surprised when
00:15:39 It brought back something that really
00:15:44 My 21st birthday party.
00:15:47 You see, my father had
00:15:50 to come in and play in the evening.
00:15:53 And while they were playing Boccherini,
00:15:55 someone came in and said the
00:16:00 Then everyone went home.
00:16:02 And that was the end of my party.
00:16:06 All that time ago in pang Bourne.
00:16:10 Well, if you'll excuse me,
00:16:13 The kettle must be nearly on the boil.
00:16:17 Who's she talking about? Old queen who?
00:16:21 Look, I don't care how we do this
00:16:24 I say, hadn't we
00:16:27 I don't want to discuss it. I
00:16:29 All right, Louis. I'll
00:16:34 But understand this: No one is
00:16:39 Only the plan is essential,
00:16:42 Major, if we don't use Mrs. "w",
00:16:47 if we call in someone else, we'll
00:16:50 Yes. Good, we
00:16:53 I don't care what it means, I want her
00:16:57 Harry? I just don't think we can
00:17:02 It's up to you, one round.
00:17:07 Uh.
00:17:09 You going to leave a decision like this
00:17:13 How would he know? What do you
00:17:17 It's a democracy, ain't it? And
00:17:20 Okay, I'm with you and the major.
00:17:25 Of all the stupid ways to decide. Bravo.
00:17:27 A majority decision to
00:17:31 Louis, you accept that decision, or you
00:17:39 All right. But there's just one thing.
00:17:41 I've never worked with you before,
00:17:44 But major has, and he says you've got
00:17:49 He'd better be right. If you do your
00:17:53 I shall be well satisfied.
00:17:57 'Cause her part sounds like something somebody
00:18:04 [door creaking]
00:18:08 Well, now. Shall I be mother?
00:18:17 [Woman on p.a.] train now
00:18:22 is the one-five from Cambridge.
00:19:32 Excuse
00:19:34 I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea?
00:19:37 I wonder if perhaps you'd
00:19:40 No, thank you, Mrs.
00:19:51 I could make some
00:19:54 No, thank you. You're
00:20:00 [Knocking]
00:20:06 - Yes, Mrs. Wilberforce?
00:20:09 But before you start again, would
00:20:13 I have to give him his medicine, you
00:20:17 Mr. Robinson, would you mind
00:20:20 It's a pleasure, Mrs.
00:20:22 I hope that all you gentlemen will
00:20:25 He does dislike taking his medicine, but
00:20:29 I'm afraid it's rather nasty.
00:20:31 I'd better ask the vet to make
00:20:34 You leave it to me, ma'am. I'm
00:20:39 Tea, coffee, mend the plumbing,
00:20:43 Give the parrot his medicine?
00:20:51 - [Harry] Ow!
00:20:56 No, no, no. I assure you, he's
00:21:00 Hasn't he?
00:21:03 I wonder how we're to get
00:21:05 I am so sorry, Mr.
00:21:08 No, don't bother, Mrs.
00:21:11 - Swab the decks. - swab the decks
00:21:16 oh, dear. Oh, dear. Poor Mr. Robinson.
00:21:22 I'm so sorry, major Courtney,
00:21:24 but I'm afraid general Gordon
00:21:27 Now he's on top of the cabinet
00:21:31 Mr. Robinson is on top of the cabinet?
00:21:35 Mr. Lawson, you're the tallest.
00:21:37 Do you think you could
00:21:40 Sure, I'll get him, ma'am.
00:21:43 I feel I'm being such a bother. How could
00:21:47 Oh, you are kind.
00:21:49 ...very fond of parrots, and they were
00:21:53 Here, I'll do it.
00:21:56 - All right, Pavlova.
00:22:00 - [Bird cackling]
00:22:03 [Bird] hello. Come here, birdie.
00:22:07 [Creaking] do be careful, Mr. Lawson.
00:22:09 [Harry laughing] general
00:22:12 Mr. Robinson, do catch him.
00:22:15 Do catch him. Mr. Lawson, it's all
00:22:17 General Gordon. Don't open the
00:22:23 Oh, major,
00:22:25 Mr. Lawson... no,
00:22:27 Mr. Robinson. Give us a hand, will you?
00:22:29 - [Wilberforce]... in the conservatory.
00:22:36 Oh!
00:22:49 I'll get him for you.
00:22:51 Yes, he'll get him. Here,
00:23:06 [Screeches]
00:23:10 What are you doing? Him.
00:23:13 Steady, steady. No
00:23:16 - [Wilberforce] there he goes.
00:23:19 But there's no ladder. Somebody
00:23:22 Go on, then.
00:23:24 Lend him a hand. Get him. I'm
00:23:28 Oh, I do apologize for the disturbance.
00:23:30 Now, you really mustn't trouble anymore.
00:23:33 You know, the last time
00:23:35 And they came round with the
00:23:38 Oh, the wicked, wicked bird.
00:23:41 It's always general Gordon too.
00:23:43 Don't worry about the
00:23:45 I'm not chasing any parrot. I
00:23:49 Land ahoy!
00:23:51 Oh, dear. General Gordon.
00:23:54 I'm not too keen on heights, you know.
00:23:56 Never mind. You stay where you are.
00:23:58 I'll get him. [bird] all aboard.
00:24:00 - [One round] sorry, ma'am... - it's
00:24:05 Oh, Mr. Lawson. That's great.
00:24:12 [Yells]
00:24:14 [Wilberforce] major, was that
00:24:21 Pretty Polly.
00:24:28 Good morning, Louis.
00:24:32 Why, there he is. I am so
00:24:38 Poor darling, he does so
00:24:41 I think that he's been so upset...
00:24:44 I'll leave it until tomorrow.
00:24:46 Right, tomorrow.
00:24:48 Oh, professor, as the practice
00:24:52 are you quite sure you wouldn't like
00:24:56 No tea. Thank you all the same.
00:24:58 Oh, well. I'll make quite sure
00:25:03 [Wilberforce] I'm ashamed of you.
00:25:05 Ashamed of you causing all
00:25:09 Such a disturbance. I'm
00:25:12 But you were a good little girl.
00:25:14 Naughty
00:25:35 Nervous, Louis?
00:25:38 Let's get started. Yeah.
00:26:08 Now, Harry. The gun.
00:26:11 Right. Thank you.
00:27:31 [Tires screeching]
00:27:33 Hey, what do you think you're
00:27:41 Go on, get a move on.
00:27:43 What's the big idea? You're
00:27:45 Get out of here, will you? Oh.
00:27:50 [Horns honking, distant]
00:27:55 [Blow thuds]
00:28:04 [Honking continues, distant]
00:28:26 There's no driver here.
00:28:46 [Man] take the hand
00:28:50 [All chattering, indistinct]
00:28:58 Hey!
00:29:02 [Whistle blows]
00:29:11 [Whistle blows]
00:29:14 [Tires screeching]
00:29:21 [Whistle blows]
00:29:26 Disturbance at King's Cross.
00:29:51 [Woman on p.a.] the train
00:29:56 is the one-five from Cambridge.
00:30:07 - [Man] Here, Charlie. Take this lot up to parcels.
00:30:26 Hello, M-2.G.W., from H.P.C.
00:30:31 car believed concerned in armed robbery, King's
00:30:34 It's the one, hmm? There is
00:30:39 [Horn honks]
00:30:50 [Superintendent] it'll disorganize
00:30:53 We know, but we've gotta check
00:30:56 You can't hold up traffic
00:30:58 We're sure the stuff was brought in here.
00:31:04 [Man] we've gotta check all
00:31:07 Yes, all right. I'll phone the yard.
00:31:19 [Man] but in broad daylight?
00:31:22 If you don't mind,
00:31:26 Sure. It belongs to me aunt Kate.
00:31:28 She's just after dying and
00:31:31 Family items.
00:31:34 excuse me. Could you tell me
00:31:38 Just over there, madam, where
00:31:46 Now, how many pieces of luggage have you
00:31:50 Excuse me. Just a minute, lady.
00:31:53 You mean going out or coming in?
00:31:56 How many? I'll have to check.
00:31:59 It's a trunk. Professor
00:32:02 is having a trunk sent
00:32:05 Cambridge. He's leaving today.
00:32:07 Coming in from Cambridge
00:32:11 Will you sign for it, please, ma'am?
00:32:13 There it
00:32:16 going out, how many?
00:32:20 Let me look at the list, will you?
00:32:38 [Rings]
00:32:40 Now, major, before we start,
00:32:46 [Major] it's the police. [
00:32:50 Major, I want you to keep calm,
00:32:54 speak quietly and concentrate.
00:32:57 Have you got that? Splendid.
00:33:00 Mrs. "w" should be coming
00:33:06 now.
00:33:14 [No audible dialogue]
00:33:16 Now she's driving away.
00:33:52 [No audible dialogue]
00:33:58 Major, major, major.
00:34:01 Relax! Calm down!
00:34:05 Back to the station. She's
00:34:13 What's wrong? Major, major, what's
00:34:17 Major? Louis, will you mind
00:34:19 [Train whistles]
00:34:23 Louis, Louis. Hello, major?
00:34:28 Get out. You get out.
00:34:30 Major, tell me what's happening.
00:34:39 I'm always leaving it.
00:34:43 [Laughing] tell me, what's she doing?
00:34:45 What's going on here? It's all right.
00:34:49 It's just that she went
00:35:14 She could've shocked
00:35:17 what you knocking her for?
00:35:20 We're nearly home, Louis.
00:35:24 Driver, stop at once!
00:35:26 Don't do that again! I say!
00:35:31 Young man, stop that.
00:35:34 What are you doing to that horse?
00:35:38 [Man] get out of
00:35:40 Go on, get out of here! Go on, get out!
00:35:44 Shoo! Go on. Get out of it.
00:35:48 Young man.
00:35:51 Do you mind? Now, go on, get out of it.
00:35:54 Get this horse out of the way there.
00:35:56 Whose horse is it? You
00:35:58 Look, missus, will you mind your
00:36:01 Get out of here! The
00:36:03 But, missus, you don't understand.
00:36:05 He's been following me all the
00:36:08 He's had three pounds
00:36:10 Let's see, that's one in
00:36:12 Go on, get out of here.
00:36:14 No, now stop it this instant or I
00:36:18 Look, missus, will you mind your
00:36:22 Look, if you like the horse, if you don't
00:36:25 get him out of here!
00:36:27 Driver, I insist that you do
00:36:31 Listen, lady, this is no business
00:36:34 I'm warning you! Keep out!
00:36:37 Keep out! Now get the
00:36:40 [Wilberforce] the poor, innocent animal.
00:36:44 Are you going to stand there while
00:36:49 Boy, go for a constable.
00:37:00 Now,
00:37:02 [all laughing]
00:37:04 - [Laughter continues]
00:37:07 Stop it, I
00:37:10 - [whinnies]
00:37:19 Bogies, I knew it.
00:37:22 No, slowly. Drive round
00:37:28 Constable. This ruffian has
00:37:34 What's all this about?
00:37:36 [All clamoring, indistinct]
00:37:38 What about my barrow?
00:37:41 [Shouting]
00:37:48 - Where's my horse?
00:37:55 Where's my horse?
00:37:59 Where's my horse? [man] all
00:38:02 How did all this get started?
00:38:06 Officer, he started it. Look what
00:38:09 Your cab? What about my barrow?
00:38:12 What about my wagon?
00:38:28 I don't believe it. I
00:38:32 It's just sitting there.
00:38:35 no one, I hope, is going
00:38:39 [Crowd clamoring]
00:38:45 [Man] quiet, quiet!
00:38:47 What's going on, sergeant? There's
00:38:50 I'm so glad you're here. Mrs.
00:38:53 This lout has been behaving... you know
00:38:56 Now, none of that! Don't
00:38:58 You don't know what she's done. Be
00:39:01 Look what she
00:39:03 You better go home, ma'am. If we
00:39:07 Wilson, take this lady home. Use my car.
00:39:09 And it's a brown horse, 11 years old
00:39:21 [Tires screeching]
00:39:37 This way, please.
00:39:44 Could you put it there?
00:39:47 That's right. Ah.
00:39:51 It's so good of you. I do
00:39:54 No, ma'am. It's all right.
00:39:56 Good afternoon.
00:40:17 Harry, the police. They're at the
00:40:20 But where are the others?
00:40:23 The bogies brought it home
00:40:27 [Bell rings]
00:40:39 "In the twilight"
00:40:41 "in the beautiful twilight"
00:40:45 "they all go out"
00:40:54 ah, professor. Good
00:40:57 [Laughing] your last rehearsal.
00:40:59 Ah, professor, I must give
00:41:03 Thank you. The cab man
00:41:06 because he said he was going
00:41:42 How about that, eh?
00:41:46 How about that?
00:42:08 Right. Got it?
00:42:12 You know, I was even hoping
00:42:19 Oh, yes, Boccherini.
00:42:22 You know, if only you could have
00:42:27 They will be so disappointed
00:42:31 And as for me, well,
00:42:37 Gotta get my cello upstairs.
00:42:41 I only hope you've enjoyed
00:42:43 Indeed we have, madam,
00:42:45 Good-bye, major Courtney.
00:42:47 And I do wish you good
00:42:51 Thank you very much. Oh,
00:42:59 Good-bye, professor
00:43:04 Good-bye.
00:43:12 Mr. Lawson, I must tell you,
00:43:14 when I was listening to your playing
00:43:18 I thought it the most sensitive
00:43:22 You thought it was good,
00:43:25 Bye-bye, missus, luv.
00:43:29 Thanks for the nice tea and everything.
00:43:31 Not at all.
00:43:42 What is that moron playing at?
00:43:47 It's stuck in the door.
00:43:50 well, ring the bell, brains.
00:43:55 [Rings] thank you.
00:44:17 It's all right, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:44:31 Good-bye.
00:44:33 Get over in the car there.
00:44:58 Go on. Wait a minute. Stop and think.
00:45:00 We haven't the time. Drive
00:45:03 What are we going to do about her?
00:45:09 [All clamoring, indistinct
00:45:16 I tell you, we must do
00:45:18 She saw the money. She'll talk. And my
00:45:23 If they take her down to the gallery, she'll
00:45:59 Professor Marcus, I don't
00:46:02 I suppose you're wondering about
00:46:06 Why, it's only natural that you should.
00:46:08 I don't think we told you that Mr. Lawson
00:46:12 That's right, I did. Yes,
00:46:15 'cause there wasn't time
00:46:18 I still don't quite understand.
00:46:21 You're wondering about the music.
00:46:23 You're wondering how Mr. Lawson...
00:46:26 uh, is able to play... [chuckling]
00:46:31 Without a
00:46:35 yes, he's going on this tour,
00:46:37 and all he's got in
00:46:41 We must get her out of here. A snatch?
00:46:44 Get her into the car. [bell rings]
00:46:51 - Good afternoon, Louisa.
00:46:56 Do come in.
00:46:59 oh, then you were able
00:47:02 How very, very nice.
00:47:06 We'll have to take them both. We've
00:47:10 Excuse me, won't you?
00:47:13 Professor Marcus... Constance, good
00:47:19 Let me present these gentlemen.
00:47:22 Amelia, you've met professor
00:47:24 Hypatia, have you met major Courtney?
00:47:28 [All continue chattering] what do
00:47:33 Mr. Robinson and Mr. Harvey.
00:47:46 Lettice, oh, dear. Oh,
00:47:51 Ladies, ladies. [chattering]
00:47:53 Would you all please
00:47:56 Ladies, ladies.
00:47:59 There's been a terrible robbery
00:48:02 at 1:00 this afternoon.
00:48:05 Oh, have you a paper? May
00:48:09 A robbery? At king's cross station?
00:48:12 Yes, it must have
00:48:14 The paper says the
00:48:17 Australia all out for 60,000. 1:00?
00:48:20 Yes. The papers say that the police
00:48:24 They're out for 310. [chuckling]
00:48:26 They're not certain how the money
00:48:29 Sixty thousand pounds, they say it is.
00:48:42 [Chattering]
00:48:50 Ladies, ladies, please. Do you mind?
00:48:53 You'll step into the sitting room for a
00:48:57 but I've something of a very private
00:49:01 Constance, I can't
00:49:04 Hypatia, I was asking you to
00:49:06 Oh, but I want to talk to major
00:49:09 Slip out, move the car into
00:49:14 Uh-uh.
00:49:17 Leave that here.
00:49:29 Professor Marcus, I take it there's no
00:49:34 Indeed, I thought not.
00:49:37 I am shocked by this revelation.
00:49:40 Shocked and appalled.
00:49:42 And I must tell
00:49:45 where's Mr. Robinson gone? He'll,
00:49:48 Oh. Now, look, missus,
00:49:51 Louisa, you've only laid five places.
00:49:55 Surely these gentlemen
00:49:57 [All chattering, indistinct]
00:50:00 They want to play
00:50:04 oh, no. I'm sorry, but
00:50:08 Oh, let them play, Louisa.
00:50:10 We can't press them, Lettice,
00:50:13 It'd be nice when we're
00:50:16 Yes, we will have them by and by.
00:50:18 Now, Amelia, if you don't mind.
00:50:21 They'll all come. I assure you.
00:50:23 Yes, I do assure you.
00:50:25 You know, at the bottom of the
00:50:27 Hypatia, didn't you hear me say
00:50:32 Yes, go in. I'm sure
00:50:34 [Hypatia] Louisa, I
00:50:37 Well, there's nothing for it.
00:50:39 You'll have to come in.
00:50:42 But please remember this, these are
00:50:46 They mustn't get the slightest
00:50:50 Oh, really. This is the
00:50:54 Embarrassing and humiliating.
00:50:57 Simply try for one hour
00:51:02 All right, ma'am.
00:51:11 No, please.
00:51:16 Now we will go in.
00:51:55 "Darling, I am growing old"
00:52:02 "silver threads among the gold"
00:52:08 "shine upon my brow today"
00:52:15 "life is fading fast away"
00:52:21 but, my darling, you will be
00:52:26 "will be"
00:52:28 "ever as young and fair to me"
00:52:38 good-bye,
00:52:45 I thought they'd never go home.
00:52:50 Mrs. Wilberforce, I don't
00:52:53 the intricacies of this
00:52:56 Let me try to explain, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:52:58 You see, in this case, it would
00:53:02 Strange as it may seem to you,
00:53:07 Don't expect me to believe that.
00:53:09 But it's true, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:53:12 You see, this particular
00:53:16 So now the insurance company simply
00:53:21 and then, in order to recover its money,
00:53:24 it puts one farthing on all the
00:53:30 for all the next year.
00:53:32 You see?
00:53:34 So how much real harm
00:53:36 One farthing's worth, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:53:39 You hadn't thought of
00:53:41 Hey, you know what? I never
00:53:44 Surely it isn't as simple as all that.
00:53:47 I assure you, if we tried
00:53:49 it would simply confuse the whole issue.
00:53:52 They wouldn't even take it
00:53:57 Oh, but it's quite ridiculous.
00:53:59 Before you speak, Mrs. Wilberforce,
00:54:01 has it occurred to you to wonder...
00:54:03 why five such men as ourselves
00:54:07 Why we should risk apprehension,
00:54:13 There is not one amongst us...
00:54:15 who is not burdened with
00:54:18 Major, tell her.
00:54:22 Tell her your own story.
00:54:24 No, no, I... oh, please,
00:54:29 Well, it's just that... well, at
00:54:34 there is waiting an invalid, a
00:54:37 not, may heaven bless
00:54:40 waiting with patient
00:54:43 that she has nothing more to fear.
00:54:48 My mother.
00:54:52 [Sniffles] each of them
00:54:57 I planned the robbery, Mrs. Wilberforce.
00:55:01 I wanted to help them.
00:55:11 No, I don't think, even
00:55:17 I still don't think it can be said...
00:55:20 to be enough
00:55:23 Madam, how can you be so
00:55:26 But to sit in judgment on your
00:55:30 This is getting us nowhere.
00:55:33 Quite right, Mr. Harvey,
00:55:35 Mrs. Wilberforce, I
00:55:38 but I'm afraid the
00:55:41 That's right, you're as hot
00:55:44 As hot?
00:55:46 [Major] if they pick her up, there's
00:55:49 - Pick me up? Would you mind explaining...
00:55:52 She carried the lolly for us. Yes,
00:55:57 but she was ignorant
00:55:59 Ignorance in the sight
00:56:02 Even if we swear that she
00:56:04 They'd never believe us. Yeah.
00:56:06 Who would believe anything we said?
00:56:08 Oh, but this is ridiculous.
00:56:11 I know the superintendent.
00:56:14 She'll never stand up to it, of course.
00:56:17 The grilling, the rubber hoses. [professor
00:56:21 Mail bags?
00:56:23 And no one to look
00:56:27 We won't let them get
00:56:30 Why not? What's she ever done for us?
00:56:32 If they get us, I'll tell
00:56:35 I'll tell them she
00:56:38 The east castle street
00:56:50 [Bell rings] oh. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
00:56:53 What am I going to do?
00:56:56 It's a bogey. A bogey. Oh, no.
00:56:59 Look, out the back
00:57:02 Don't answer it. We must
00:57:05 When you were at the station with
00:57:08 Nothing. I've no idea. I don't remember.
00:57:10 Let's get out of here. Where do we go?
00:57:12 No one's going anywhere. Mrs.
00:57:15 Go to the door. Ask him what he wants.
00:57:18 Say you're going to bed early. Yes.
00:57:23 If he asks about me, say I left
00:57:27 Manchester.
00:57:29 Don't let him in, you understand? No.
00:57:33 He can't come in without a search
00:57:38 You don't want to rot in stir the rest of
00:57:43 Buttoned up? [bell rings]
00:57:50 Yes? [clatters]
00:57:53 Uh, good evening, Mrs.
00:57:56 It's sergeant McDonald. Yes, I
00:58:01 The superintendent asked me
00:58:04 What about? What's the matter?
00:58:07 Just to let you know, we've
00:58:11 - You'll not be wanted.
00:58:14 - I won't come in. I'm all
00:58:18 I'm going to bed early. Professor
00:58:21 You can't come in without a search
00:58:27 What would I be wanting
00:58:30 You haven't got a
00:58:34 No, ma'am. Then good night.
00:58:48 He...
00:58:52 Oh, dear. Don't let him in. Whatever
00:59:01 - You're quite sure you're all right,
00:59:05 Now, will you please buzz off?
00:59:13 He's going off. He's going
00:59:17 Fine. Give him time to move on.
00:59:21 - The cases.
00:59:24 Don't go near a police station
00:59:30 And don't speak to a police constable
00:59:35 Just lie low and stay buttoned up, you
00:59:40 Surely you don't intend to take the
00:59:45 I agree that we must stay
00:59:50 It wouldn't be right to keep the
00:59:55 We've had about all we're
00:59:58 You don't seem to realize what
01:00:03 I was quite wrong.
01:00:07 No, it isn't any good.
01:00:11 I know I carried the lolly
01:00:16 make me sew mail bags,
01:00:19 I would rather... rather
01:00:23 and give myself up.
01:00:38 [Thunderclap]
01:00:41 [Train whistle blowing]
01:00:44 It ought to look like an accident.
01:00:48 How about suicide? What do you mean?
01:00:52 Well, get her to write a note, you
01:00:56 Signed, Mrs. Wilberforce." and then
01:00:59 Hmm? Very funny.
01:01:06 You got a better idea?
01:01:12 Who's gonna do it?
01:01:14 I couldn't.
01:01:16 I should be terrified of... muffing it.
01:01:19 I mean to
01:01:26 It ought to be someone
01:01:32 why look at me?
01:01:35 we know how you feel about
01:01:38 that you hate little old ladies.
01:01:40 And why not you? You are the
01:01:44 I... I'm not...
01:01:47 Professor, if we're going to the
01:01:51 Well, we'd sooner not go
01:01:55 Uh, Mr. Lawson here's got a bad cold.
01:01:58 Oh, very well. As
01:02:01 I think, meanwhile, I had
01:02:05 out of temptation.
01:02:18 Thank you.
01:02:38 [Train chugging, distant]
01:03:56 No, no. I... I won't. I
01:04:01 Enough of that.
01:04:04 No, no, no. I can't.
01:04:14 All right, Louis.
01:04:17 I lost.
01:04:20 I'll do it.
01:04:41 No, no. Not down there.
01:04:44 [Clears throat] not
01:04:48 Send her up here afterwards.
01:05:04 Ah, good. Mrs. Wilberforce,
01:05:07 major Courtney would like to speak
01:05:11 Upstairs. Major Courtney? But what
01:05:20 If you wouldn't mind just going
01:05:24 he has the solution to all our problems.
01:05:28 It won't take a minute.
01:05:40 [Knock on door]
01:05:47 [Knocking continues]
01:05:50 Yes, major Courtney?
01:05:53 [Train whistle blows, distant]
01:05:59 She had to go. She asked for it.
01:06:02 She's probably been asking
01:06:06 Look what she done to that barrow
01:06:09 All of 'em out of
01:06:12 I promise you, Mrs. Wilberforce, they've no
01:06:16 But professor Marcus
01:06:19 At this very moment, they believe me to
01:06:25 These men are criminals,
01:06:28 and I, too, am one of them.
01:06:31 All the same, I don't like it.
01:06:35 Shut up, will ya? Shut up!
01:06:39 Let us try to be patient.
01:06:57 All I ask you is to
01:07:00 a spark of decency remains.
01:07:04 I was moved, madam, by your appeal.
01:07:07 I shall go to the police,
01:07:11 But I... I
01:07:14 Stay here. Guard the money.
01:07:18 Give me time to reach
01:07:23 and bring them back with me.
01:07:25 - Uh, you do trust me,
01:07:31 [creaking]
01:07:52 [Creaking continues]
01:08:06 Major. Major?
01:08:10 What's taking him so long?
01:08:14 Be quiet. I am still
01:08:18 Wait downstairs.
01:08:24 He's gone. The major's
01:08:28 Mrs. Wilberforce.
01:08:31 It's gone. The lolly's gone!
01:08:38 He didn't go the back way.
01:08:41 I've nothing to say! I'm
01:08:49 [Departing footsteps]
01:09:02 Louis! On the roof!
01:09:11 On the roof, quickly! Cover the back!
01:09:33 Now, now, Louis. Well,
01:09:40 [Grunts]
01:09:42 Oh, my word!
01:09:52 Professor, may I ask you... no, thank
01:09:58 What are you all doing? Professor!
01:10:03 I'll have that, Mr. Robinson. I
01:10:07 that no attempt would be
01:10:10 Thank you. Thank you!
01:10:16 Be sensible, old man. You
01:10:20 The idea is preposterous.
01:10:23 [Chuckles nervously] you
01:10:26 Louis! Oh, no. Louis, old chap. Please.
01:10:30 No. Don't. No. Louis,
01:10:35 It won't do any harm to tell you now.
01:10:41 They'll be here shortly. Oh,
01:10:44 I expect something fell off the
01:10:47 A chimney pot. See who it is, Harry.
01:10:55 We'll talk about this
01:10:58 It's long past my bedtime, and
01:11:11 Well, where is he? Where is
01:11:16 No, no. He, uh...
01:11:18 - Well, bring him here.
01:11:23 The chimney... [
01:11:26 I shouldn't think he felt a thing.
01:11:49 I just decided something.
01:11:51 I decided I changed my
01:11:56 What? What are you saying? Why not?
01:11:58 You're in this as much as
01:12:01 one round, to have a mind to change.
01:12:04 - This is a hanging matter, one round.
01:12:08 for doing the major any more than
01:12:13 - That's not the point.
01:12:15 Listen, I drew the match last time,
01:12:19 I sat there when we thought
01:12:23 I've had enough. If we were gonna do it,
01:12:27 Ahh, you're being
01:12:30 but nobody touches
01:12:38 I see.
01:12:43 - Maybe one round is right.
01:12:46 As one round says,
01:12:49 the first thing to do is
01:12:53 There's a wheelbarrow out there.
01:12:55 What for? The major
01:12:58 [Train whistle blowing, distant]
01:13:03 [Sniffs loudly]
01:13:06 [Whispering] Harry and Louis are
01:13:15 Let's get this clear. No one is
01:13:18 [whispering]
01:13:22 I had to sweeten him. That
01:13:32 All right.
01:13:43 [Chuckles]
01:13:52 [Gulps]
01:13:59 [Train passes by]
01:14:23 Stop the clowning, will ya?
01:14:26 Come on. All right, Harry.
01:14:30 You stay with Louis.
01:14:56 [Grunts, imitates gunfire]
01:15:01 Too noisy, eh?
01:15:04 No, no, no, no. No, I can
01:15:11 Yeah. [growls]
01:15:28 Hello, madam. We're in a tough spot.
01:15:32 Don't shout
01:16:15 [thud]
01:16:29 [Train whistle blows]
01:16:49 I think, one round, you'd better
01:16:53 There's no need to go through the house.
01:16:56 Hey, professor. You wouldn't be trying
01:17:00 [Chuckles] don't be stupid,
01:17:04 Just don't call me stupid.
01:17:09 Hey! Hey, what are they doin' in there?
01:17:17 [Other door opening,
01:17:21 No, no. It wasn't me. You
01:17:25 - no, look! It was Harry! He's got
01:17:41 [yelps]
01:17:47 [Whimpers]
01:17:54 [Gasping]
01:18:02 You done her!
01:18:12 Aah! You done her!
01:18:15 No, I never! Where's your
01:18:18 [Plank thuds]
01:18:26 [Squawking] oh, dear,
01:18:34 I said nobody was to do her!
01:18:40 I said... I said... I said nobody
01:18:45 Stop that!
01:18:49 What are you doing? And who
01:18:54 Where's Mr.
01:18:59 he's... he's
01:19:03 Somebody took the key.
01:19:06 It's, uh, out there too.
01:19:10 Well, bring it in.
01:19:14 I fell asleep.
01:19:16 Somebody took the key out of my pocket.
01:19:20 I'm very angry. As you
01:19:24 It's disgraceful, Mrs. Wilberforce.
01:19:35 I'll take that, thank you.
01:19:38 Professor Marcus, this is
01:19:42 I shall certainly tell the police.
01:19:48 - What happened?
01:19:53 I thought Harry done her.
01:19:56 So?
01:19:58 So all right. I made a mistake.
01:20:06 - Put him in the barrow.
01:20:10 What? What are you saying?
01:20:13 You lose Harry. I'm staying with mum.
01:20:22 [Yawns] have you any idea...
01:20:26 what's making those
01:20:29 All right. But afterwards, before we
01:20:34 What my husband would have said
01:20:39 Captain Wilberforce was
01:20:44 He went down with his
01:20:49 in a typhoon in the china sea.
01:20:52 These three little
01:20:56 He kept them in his cabin.
01:21:00 made sure they were
01:21:04 But he himself remained at
01:21:12 Look, uh, I make a proposition to you.
01:21:14 I'll take care of him
01:21:18 - That's a straight 50-50
01:21:23 I would rather it was the other
01:21:27 You take care of Mrs. "w." wait.
01:21:37 [Thud]
01:21:45 Guess who's next.
01:21:53 Wait a minute, one round.
01:21:56 Look. We can make a deal. You'll
01:21:59 I'll help you. Do him. He's
01:22:03 Do him. I heard ya, both of ya.
01:22:06 I been standing here all the time. Sure,
01:22:11 And all the time you been
01:22:14 Okay. So who looks stupid now, eh?
01:22:18 [Train approaching]
01:22:26 [Train whistle screeching]
01:22:38 The safety catch was on.
01:22:59 [Train whistle blows] it
01:23:02 I've worked on so many plans, and they
01:23:06 Except for the human element.
01:23:09 All good plans include the human
01:23:13 No really good plan could
01:23:18 unless, of course, we had more men.
01:23:22 There were only five of
01:23:26 What's the matter? What's the matter
01:23:30 But it would take 20 or 30 or
01:23:33 because we'll never be
01:23:36 - She'll always be with us, forever and ever and ever.
01:23:41 And there's nothing we
01:23:45 You mustn't say things like
01:23:49 you mustn't make me angry!
01:24:27 [Gunfire]
01:24:42 [Echoing] over here, Louis.
01:24:57 [Gunfire]
01:25:03 [Professor, voice echoing]
01:25:26 [Train passing]
01:25:48 [Professor] Louis.
01:25:53 [Singsong] Louis.
01:26:14 Oh-hoo!
01:26:19 [Metal scraping] what are you doing?
01:26:21 I won't keep you, Louis.
01:26:24 - There'll be another train soon.
01:26:29 [Metal screeching]
01:26:37 [Bar clanks to ground]
01:26:52 [Metal crunching, thud]
01:27:19 [Gears grinding]
01:27:24 [Whistle toots]
01:27:36 But I do hope you'll believe me.
01:27:40 but I wasn't really one of the gang.
01:27:44 I admit the caper was
01:27:47 but it wasn't I who planned it.
01:27:50 And I did not plan or
01:27:54 with the east castle street job.
01:27:56 - Didn't you, ma'am?
01:28:02 Oh, good morning, superintendent.
01:28:05 I was just telling the sergeant...
01:28:08 I'm rather late for an
01:28:10 I'm sure sergeant Harris'll look after
01:28:14 I did want to ask your
01:28:17 Wat happened to the rest of the gang,
01:28:22 They all disappeared during the night.
01:28:25 But I have all the lolly... oh, I
01:28:29 I have all the money back at the
01:28:33 And they were so alarmed,
01:28:37 They didn't have a spaceship, did they?
01:28:40 You're not suggesting
01:28:44 - No, no, ma'am.
01:28:48 No, no, Mrs. Wilberforce.
01:28:52 for various reasons, we
01:28:56 by forgetting all about the matter.
01:28:58 And don't mention it to anyone. Oh!
01:29:02 Oh, I won't mention it, of course.
01:29:06 Oh, I think as far as we're concerned,
01:29:13 Keep the money?
01:29:18 oh, I know it's only a farthing
01:29:25 they said you wouldn't
01:29:29 that it would only confuse the issue.
01:29:32 That's right, Mrs. Wilberforce.
01:29:35 I've got some very pressing
01:29:38 Oh, yes, of course. Good morning.
01:29:43 [Sergeant] Mrs. Wilberforce, wait!
01:29:48 Just a moment!
01:29:51 - You forgot it, ma'am.
01:29:55 I never liked it. Now I
01:29:59 Oh, uh, good morning, sergeant.
01:30:06 Oh. They're very good, very good.
01:30:10 Turned out nice, hasn't it? Yes, it has.
01:30:14 Oh, hey, look! Lady!
01:30:18 Look!