Lake Placid

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00:02:47 They actually
00:02:50 ...to tag beaver?
00:02:52 Imagine.
00:02:55 Was that,
00:02:56 'Cause I know what you
00:02:59 ...of county sheriffs.
00:03:01 We know you like to
00:03:03 ...sarcastic answers.
00:03:05 Gee.
00:03:08 You ask me...
00:03:09 ...whatan animal
00:03:11 ...is his own business.
00:03:13 So long as he
00:03:16 I think Mark Twain
00:03:18 Yeah, I think he didn't.
00:03:20 ...butsince you said it,
00:03:41 Everyone's a comedian,
00:05:07 I'm sleepin'?
00:05:08 And right in the middle
00:05:10 And all atonce
00:05:12 From something that keeps
00:05:16 Before I go insane?
00:05:18 I hold my pillow
00:05:54 Aah! Aah!
00:05:59 So whatam I
00:06:01 I'm afraid
00:06:03 Help!
00:06:08 I think I love you?
00:06:10 Isn't that what life
00:06:13 Though it worries?...
00:06:15 Aah ha!
00:06:16 Ohh! Ohh!
00:06:19 No! Aah!
00:06:39 Aah!
00:06:48 Ohh! Don't let go!
00:06:50 Oh ho ho!
00:06:56 Aah!
00:07:07 Aw,Jesus Christ.
00:07:27 Kelly?
00:07:29 Hey, Kevin.
00:07:31 Hi.
00:07:32 Listen, uh, could I
00:07:46 What are you doing?
00:07:47 Heavy breathing,
00:07:49 Meditating?
00:07:50 Yes. To relieve stress.
00:07:52 Remember, Myra,
00:07:53 ...who taughtme
00:07:55 Yes, butyou're doing Lamaze.
00:07:57 If you're upset,
00:08:04 Kevin dumped me.
00:08:05 I know.
00:08:09 He told you?
00:08:10 Well, I sort of had, uh,
00:08:19 You?
00:08:20 Itstarted before you,
00:08:22 I neverwould have-
00:08:23 You?
00:08:24 Itwas justa quick thing
00:08:27 ...and... it's notover.
00:08:29 You and Kevin.
00:08:31 I- I wish I could
00:08:35 ...the heartwants
00:08:50 Sheriff Keough?
00:08:51 Yeah.
00:08:52 Fish and Game.
00:08:54 Any recent
00:08:57 This was no bear.
00:08:58 Bears don'tattack
00:09:00 Probably a beaver,then.
00:09:03 Ah, a whole sentence
00:09:16 Thatthe way
00:09:19 Yeah.
00:09:33 Hey.
00:09:35 Hey, Kevin,what's going on?
00:09:37 How's it goin'?
00:09:39 It's great.
00:09:41 Fuck off.
00:09:42 This is business.
00:09:43 There was an accident
00:09:46 Some guy got killed
00:09:49 Probably a bear,
00:09:52 Atooth?
00:09:53 Afragmentof a tooth...
00:09:54 ...one they say couldn't
00:09:57 Evidently it looks prehistoric,
00:10:01 Oh,well,then I'm sure
00:10:03 He was killed
00:10:05 Is there anything else?
00:10:06 I, uh,wantyou
00:10:08 What?
00:10:10 It's probably nothing,
00:10:13 This is whatwe do.
00:10:15 What do you mean,
00:10:16 I'd like you to
00:10:18 I'm nota field person.
00:10:20 Well, on this one,
00:10:23 You wantme to go to Maine
00:10:28 Oh,this was Myra's
00:10:31 - Uh-
00:10:33 Getme outofthe office
00:10:34 ...waittill I cool off...
00:10:35 It has nothing
00:10:37 I don't do field work,
00:10:39 I'm allergic to timber.
00:10:41 - Kelly.
00:10:43 I'm not going
00:10:45 It's ridiculous.
00:10:52 It's gonna be rough...
00:10:54 ...as we go over
00:10:56 Yeah,that's fine.
00:10:59 We're doing
00:11:02 Could you not
00:11:05 Thank you.
00:11:15 Keough:
00:11:17 Kelly:What did he say?
00:11:18 Just kind of gurgled.
00:11:21 You didn'tsee anything?
00:11:23 The lake was calm
00:11:25 The tooth is in here.
00:11:26 Oh,that's-
00:11:28 Yes.
00:11:30 Well, is the dead guy
00:11:34 That's where they
00:11:37 Look...
00:11:38 ...you wantme to bring
00:11:40 No.
00:11:41 No. Let's...
00:11:43 Afteryou.
00:11:45 This is reptilian.
00:11:49 You really pulled this
00:11:51 Yes, I did.
00:11:53 I'll need to get
00:11:56 There you go.
00:11:57 Great.
00:12:01 Maybe I should see-
00:12:02 I wouldn't.
00:12:05 I can deal with
00:12:13 Ohh.
00:12:14 Uhh. Ohh,jeez.
00:12:23 How long did this attack
00:12:25 Seconds.
00:12:28 Oh, and, uh,this is how
00:12:31 Yes.
00:12:33 Uh-huh.
00:12:35 I'd like
00:12:39 Keough: Nobody lives
00:12:42 ...exceptsome old couple
00:12:45 Teenagers trek in
00:12:47 ...to skinny-dip.
00:12:49 None have disappeared.
00:12:51 None have spotted
00:12:53 Did you talk
00:12:55 Notyet.
00:12:56 What kind of backup
00:12:58 We?
00:13:00 What?
00:13:01 I'm a little unclear
00:13:04 ...would send
00:13:05 You gota thing
00:13:07 No, I got nothing
00:13:08 Ever been in one?
00:13:16 What is that?
00:13:17 Lightweightforward-area
00:13:19 Whatever's outthere...
00:13:21 ...one shotwith this,
00:13:23 Why exactly
00:13:27 God.
00:13:33 Mosquitoes. I gota thing
00:13:36 If you're all set,
00:13:37 We're saved.
00:13:39 Amuseum in New York...
00:13:40 ...just sent us some
00:13:43 Kelly Scott.
00:13:45 Jack Wells.
00:13:47 Hi.
00:13:48 Uh, some museum
00:13:50 What, are we all
00:13:52 She's rude sarcastic.
00:13:53 You two should
00:13:55 I'm afraid I can't letyou
00:13:57 Sheriff Keough
00:13:59 Unfortunately, Fish and Game
00:14:01 Why do you have to supersede?
00:14:03 Ma'am, look...
00:14:04 ...this isn'tsome kind of
00:14:06 Yes, I knowthat.
00:14:08 It's nota science trip.
00:14:09 Could you be
00:14:12 'Cause I'm not real great
00:14:14 Something in that lake
00:14:16 I appreciate
00:14:18 I'm really glad that you
00:14:21 Now,that's better.
00:14:22 Ma'am,
00:14:23 If you call me "ma'am"
00:14:25 ...and with today's laws,
00:14:26 She's good.
00:14:29 Look, I won't interfere.
00:14:31 And if I do,you've got
00:14:33 ...but I understand if I threaten
00:14:36 Excuse me.
00:14:37 Is ittrue
00:14:38 ...for some kind of monster
00:14:40 Well,we're just gonna
00:14:43 There's no monster.
00:14:44 We heard a man
00:14:46 Well,
00:14:48 That's all. It's
00:14:55 Oh, please.
00:14:58 All right. Let's go.
00:15:22 Well, my husband
00:15:25 It's been
00:15:27 My department doesn't
00:15:29 Mrs. Bickerman.
00:15:31 Well, I'm sorry.
00:15:32 Incomplete records
00:15:35 Whatwas the cause
00:15:37 ...ma'am, do you know?
00:15:40 We don't mean
00:15:42 ...but was he ill?
00:15:44 Was he swallowed?
00:15:45 Sheriff!.
00:15:46 Uh, Mrs. Bickerman,
00:15:48 Aman was fatally
00:15:50 ...by some animal
00:15:53 Do you know
00:15:55 Oh,yes.
00:15:56 I killed him.
00:15:59 You killed him?
00:16:01 Oh,yes.
00:16:02 Wells: Uh...
00:16:03 ...and how would you have
00:16:07 Well...
00:16:08 He was very sick...
00:16:10 ...and-and he refused
00:16:13 He'd be coherent one day
00:16:16 And,well,
00:16:19 ...he asked me to end
00:16:20 And, um...
00:16:22 ...he kept insisting
00:16:25 ...and then,well,
00:16:28 ...and I hit him on the head
00:16:30 ...then buried him
00:16:36 Well, dig him up
00:16:38 Sherlock.
00:16:46 Keough: Half mile up
00:16:49 What's with the water?
00:16:51 There's no waves
00:16:53 Well,theywanted to
00:16:56 ...butsomebody said
00:16:59 It's too bad.
00:17:02 Tents were sent
00:17:04 They should
00:17:05 ...by the time
00:17:07 Tents?
00:17:08 We're staying
00:17:09 I told you, 2 days
00:17:12 Yes, camp...
00:17:14 ...but I thought that meant
00:17:16 I never heard tents.
00:17:18 Maybe we should
00:17:20 Why, because
00:17:23 Oh, God.
00:17:23 We forgot to pack
00:17:26 Oh, so you're
00:17:27 Taking his side.
00:17:27 I didn't
00:17:29 Oh, no, maybe I should
00:17:32 ...with some leafy little piece
00:17:34 And then I could
00:17:34 ...scratching my ass,
00:17:38 Then you'd be back
00:17:39 You know,you really
00:17:42 ...telling people
00:17:44 What the hell
00:17:45 What?
00:17:45 There. I thought
00:17:50 Kelly:
00:17:53 Oh, my God.
00:17:55 Aah!
00:17:57 Hey.
00:17:59 You threw it at me!
00:18:00 Ijust let go of it.
00:18:02 You threw it at me!
00:18:03 Did you see that?
00:18:05 Ma'am!
00:18:06 Stop hitting me.
00:18:08 Don't throw heads
00:18:09 Stop calling me
00:18:11 Aw,Jesus.
00:18:12 Oh, God.
00:18:14 So, sheriff...
00:18:17 ...howm any deputies you got?
00:18:24 What?
00:18:32 Could it be a bear?
00:18:33 I mean,the bears
00:18:35 Hmm. I don't think a bear
00:18:39 Everything you need
00:18:41 Ok. Good. Good.
00:18:43 So will we be
00:18:44 Nope.
00:18:46 Ohh. Great.
00:18:47 Excellent.
00:18:49 If there's anything else
00:18:50 Uh, one thing
00:18:52 Uh,what's it like
00:18:54 ...in the woods of Maine?
00:18:56 I mean,the guys don't turn
00:18:58 ...like they did in
00:19:04 Oh.
00:19:06 I knew you were there.
00:19:08 Hmm.
00:19:10 Never been to Maine
00:19:12 I have good hygiene.
00:19:16 Why are you here,
00:19:17 I told you.
00:19:19 A museum doesn't send an
00:19:21 How would you know...
00:19:22 ...what a museum would
00:19:23 Well, even if they did...
00:19:25 I doubtwhether he or she
00:19:28 So I don't like tents.
00:19:29 Oh,you don't like tents,
00:19:31 Well, nobody likes
00:19:32 Look at
00:19:33 What's wrong
00:19:35 You have as much business
00:19:36 ...as Emily Post.
00:19:38 No, it doesn't make sense.
00:19:39 They sent you out here
00:19:42 And what are you doing
00:19:46 Oh, no.
00:19:48 What?
00:19:51 Ifthis is
00:19:55 It is.
00:19:56 Who?
00:19:58 Hector Cyr.
00:19:59 He's this rich, kook
00:20:08 You know him?
00:20:09 He's done some work
00:20:11 He also treks the world to s...
00:20:14 What?
00:20:15 To swim with crocodiles.
00:20:21 Crocodiles?
00:20:22 If he's here...
00:20:24 ...he must think
00:20:27 Oh, look...
00:20:28 I admit I'm no
00:20:30 ...but I do know there's
00:20:33 ...can be in Maine, right?
00:20:38 You beat me!
00:20:40 Balls!
00:20:42 Splendid lake, eh?
00:20:43 Became a man
00:20:45 Rubber raft.
00:20:47 Sylvia Blake.
00:20:49 She gave a like a cow.
00:20:51 Who do we have
00:20:52 Me.
00:20:53 Who is this man?
00:20:54 I can see the algae blooms
00:20:56 Look almost stagnant.
00:20:58 Hector Cyr.
00:20:59 Oh,the earth is round
00:21:00 Who is he?
00:21:02 I need topographic studies.
00:21:04 You don't justfly in here
00:21:06 I apologize. Ijust don't
00:21:08 ...when we gottime
00:21:09 Have you had
00:21:11 I have not.
00:21:12 Who are you?
00:21:13 Hector Cyr.
00:21:15 Letme know
00:21:16 Have you seen it?
00:21:17 No.
00:21:18 Excuse me.
00:21:20 ...help you find it.
00:21:22 A crocodile?
00:21:23 Yeah.
00:21:24 They've been migrating north,
00:21:25 This lake does connect
00:21:27 It's not as far fetched
00:21:29 Crocodiles can't swim
00:21:31 Yeah,well,that'll be
00:21:34 Come on.
00:21:36 Why did the big one
00:21:38 Hey, pal...
00:22:08 If he's close,
00:22:10 Their signatures
00:22:14 She tellyou
00:22:17 So vigorous!
00:22:18 I never had sex
00:22:20 Whew. I'm horrible in bed.
00:22:24 God.
00:22:25 Wait.
00:22:26 Stop!
00:22:33 Thought
00:22:35 I don't mean
00:22:37 ...but, uh, how is it...
00:22:39 ...a person could come
00:22:41 ...a crocodile
00:22:43 How could it
00:22:45 Long as their nostrils
00:22:47 ...they survive.
00:22:48 Am I foolish
00:22:49 He had such trouble
00:22:51 - Hector.
00:22:53 Is this
00:22:54 Around here.
00:22:56 We're a mile from the ocean.
00:22:58 Kelly:Assuming he got
00:23:00 The big ones
00:23:02 What have I been telling you?
00:23:04 Kelly:
00:23:06 You know, Sheriff...
00:23:08 ...when friends or family
00:23:10 ...they tend not to register...
00:23:11 ...so sometimes it helps
00:23:13 ...from a total stranger.
00:23:14 You're fat.
00:23:16 Jesus. Hector!
00:23:18 Oh,yeah.
00:23:19 Kelly:What's that?
00:23:22 What is it?
00:23:24 White perch.
00:23:26 Are they feeding?
00:23:27 They aren'tfeeding.
00:23:30 They're scared.
00:23:32 - Aah!
00:23:33 Wells:Jesus!
00:23:35 Cyr: Oh!
00:23:36 Oh!
00:23:42 Get your legs
00:23:44 Don't move
00:23:45 Keough:
00:23:47 Cyr:
00:23:52 Get off!.
00:23:53 Hector,
00:23:54 Move it left!
00:23:56 Paddle, paddle!
00:23:57 No one actually saw
00:24:00 Yes, I realize that, sir...
00:24:02 ...but something
00:24:03 ...and I doubt very much
00:24:06 I am a paleontologist.
00:24:07 I work for
00:24:09 I am notsome-
00:24:10 They don't believe her.
00:24:12 Thank you.
00:24:13 It's so rewarding to
00:24:15 ...finding its way to you,
00:24:17 You're a saucy flirt.
00:24:20 You were right.
00:24:21 U.S.Wildlife
00:24:23 ...without
00:24:24 We don't need 'em.
00:24:26 Sheriff.
00:24:27 Yeah?
00:24:28 Might wanna come
00:24:33 Oh, my God.
00:24:34 Worms.
00:24:35 Oh, I gota thing
00:24:37 It's a human toe.
00:24:42 Some decomposition,
00:24:45 ...definitely
00:24:51 Is this the man
00:24:54 He seemed taller.
00:24:56 Phew.
00:24:58 You gota croc,
00:25:00 They're
00:25:01 Did he just
00:25:03 Keystone species effects
00:25:06 That would explain
00:25:08 ...and those perch.
00:25:11 We gota crocodile.
00:25:15 Here's yourfriend.
00:25:33 TomJones:
00:25:35 To be loved by anyone?
00:25:39 It's not unusual?
00:25:40 To have fun with anyone?
00:25:44 But when I see you
00:25:46 With anyone?
00:25:49 It's not unusual?...
00:25:50 He paid us.
00:25:51 500.
00:25:53 It's a trap.
00:25:54 You accepted money
00:25:58 We took a check.
00:26:02 When I see you
00:26:05 Law enforcement
00:26:07 ...isn't it?
00:26:08 And you have such
00:26:11 Ha ha. Thank you.
00:26:13 It's not unusual?
00:26:14 It happens every day?
00:26:16 Hey!
00:26:17 - Hey! -
00:26:20 You're on
00:26:21 This is not a party.
00:26:23 Yeah, but now
00:26:25 Whoo!
00:26:26 Yeah!
00:26:27 Quiet!
00:26:31 What's with digging
00:26:33 Well, crocodiles are-
00:26:35 ...are very brazen.
00:26:37 They like to come on land...
00:26:39 ...and of course
00:26:41 Everybody out!
00:26:43 Now!
00:26:44 Oh, could she stay?
00:26:46 We were...
00:26:47 ...we were hoping to mate.
00:26:48 No.
00:26:51 Out.
00:26:54 Now,you listen...
00:26:56 If it were up to me,
00:26:58 But I'm not in charge.
00:27:00 That's a shockerthere.
00:27:02 I'm going to say this...
00:27:03 ...because I believe in being
00:27:06 I think you are a mental.
00:27:09 Sheriff...
00:27:12 I appreciate your candor.
00:27:14 I think it's always good
00:27:16 ...where somebody's
00:27:18 ...and,frankly...
00:27:19 ...your origins have been
00:27:41 Look howflat
00:27:44 You could get 10 skips
00:27:47 Sorry?
00:27:48 Skipping stones.
00:27:52 Growing up...
00:27:53 I used to summer
00:27:55 ...on a lake like this.
00:27:58 I'd skip stones all day.
00:28:00 Beat playing
00:28:02 I'm sure it did.
00:28:06 Look, I think it's best...
00:28:09 ...if you stayed onshore
00:28:11 I beg your pardon?
00:28:12 I'm not trying
00:28:14 ...but what ever's out there
00:28:16 I am not
00:28:18 It's dangerous.
00:28:20 No, I didn't fly up here
00:28:22 Why did you fly up here?
00:28:24 Look...
00:28:25 ...paleontologists are not
00:28:27 ...to huntfor crocodiles.
00:28:28 I was sent up here
00:28:30 You looked atthe tooth.
00:28:32 What are you doing
00:28:38 I was dating my boss...
00:28:40 ...and he turned out to be
00:28:44 ...who was also my friend.
00:28:46 And for the sake
00:28:48 I was shipped off
00:28:50 And I don't feel
00:28:56 I'm not making it up.
00:28:59 Still,you don't
00:29:00 I mean,
00:29:02 I've come. I'm here.
00:29:04 ...unless there are ticks.
00:29:05 I know crocodiles.
00:29:07 And I won't
00:29:09 Ijust really do want
00:29:17 7:00 A.M.?
00:29:20 Thank you.
00:29:29 Good night.
00:29:32 Thank you.
00:31:14 Jesus fucking Christ!
00:31:16 Ohh. Whatthe hell
00:31:17 Whatthe hell
00:31:18 Oh,Jesus.
00:31:20 I'm laying
00:31:21 Aspring trap?
00:31:22 I keep telling you
00:31:24 I could've shotyou.
00:31:26 This could end up
00:31:28 ...which is meaningful
00:31:29 ...because the more
00:31:31 ...the more sex you getto
00:31:33 What's going on?
00:31:34 He's crawling around
00:31:36 I don'tcare
00:31:37 He's waving
00:31:38 He's scaring the shit
00:31:40 How big is this?
00:31:41 All right, all right!
00:31:42 I'll say this once.
00:31:44 Your fancy equipment
00:31:45 ...which we appreciate-
00:31:47 ...if you interfere,
00:31:50 Simple as that.
00:31:57 How much of a wacko
00:32:00 Well...
00:32:02 ...the thing about Hector...
00:32:04 ...is he takes this
00:32:06 Oh, man.
00:32:08 He thinks they're godly.
00:32:10 Whatwas that?
00:32:11 In his defense...
00:32:13 ...every primitive culture
00:32:15 Ancient China, Egypt,
00:32:18 Going back in history...
00:32:20 ...crocodiles have been
00:32:22 Is this supposed
00:32:23 ...take him
00:32:25 No, it's supposed to make you
00:32:27 He's a mythology professor.
00:32:29 He believes
00:32:31 And he can find them...
00:32:33 ...so we should try
00:32:34 He's a fruitcake.
00:32:37 We should get
00:32:39 Yeah.
00:32:40 Aah!
00:32:41 Damn it!
00:32:42 And he's a good trapper.
00:33:07 We can expect
00:33:09 ...if he hears that.
00:33:10 Adult crocs will move
00:33:14 Again, I don'tmean
00:33:15 ...with my questions...
00:33:17 ...but if
00:33:18 ...which I don'tthink
00:33:20 ...and they do charge these
00:33:23 ...why would you want to be
00:33:26 With you,
00:33:28 You see, Sheriff,
00:33:29 ...they don't really
00:33:30 ThatWalt guy
00:33:32 True. They don'tsee
00:33:34 They have nictitating
00:33:36 Burke, stop here.
00:33:37 - Now?
00:33:39 ...You dive underwater...
00:33:41 ...and they probably won't
00:33:42 Wells: I hate to interrupt
00:33:44 Hey,we can talk if we want.
00:33:46 Yeah,we can talk
00:33:48 Would you mind putting down
00:33:53 Wait till
00:33:55 ...before you turn
00:33:57 Got it.
00:33:59 Let's go, Hector.
00:34:02 Good luck.
00:34:13 I brought a pork chop
00:34:16 Maybe you can hang it
00:34:18 That's sweet.
00:34:20 Maybe later you can
00:34:22 ...off my big,fat log.
00:34:29 Was that, like,
00:34:35 Don'task me.
00:35:27 Could be a mental.
00:35:29 I heard if a mental person
00:35:31 ...they justcall him
00:35:32 He's notmental.
00:35:34 He's seen every crocodile
00:35:36 He even swam in the Grametti
00:35:38 He never got nipped.
00:35:40 And that's why he thinks
00:35:42 'Cause they don't
00:35:43 I don't know.
00:35:45 He said he knew it when
00:35:47 "Eyes of a Dragon. "
00:36:54 So much for crocodiles.
00:37:03 It's probably on land.
00:37:04 Yeah, right.
00:37:09 What was that?
00:37:11 I don't know.
00:37:13 Aah!
00:37:15 Shit.
00:37:16 Hey! Something's got
00:37:19 Untie it!
00:37:21 I'm trying!
00:37:22 Keough: Hurry!
00:37:23 Cutthe line!
00:37:24 Right!
00:37:26 Keough: Shit!
00:37:30 ...come on.
00:37:31 What happened?
00:37:33 I don't know.
00:37:36 Hurry. Hurry up.
00:37:39 Must've just let go.
00:37:44 Come on.
00:37:47 Shit! Hurry!
00:37:49 Hank!
00:37:54 Ok!
00:38:04 Oh!
00:38:10 Hurry!
00:38:16 Hurry.
00:38:17 My God,
00:38:24 Aah! Oh, Christ.
00:38:26 Come on,
00:38:27 You all right?
00:38:29 Yeah.
00:38:30 Where's Hector?
00:38:33 I losttrack.
00:38:34 We went different
00:38:43 There's some bubbles
00:38:56 Pull it up.
00:38:57 All right. Come on.
00:39:01 Hector:What's happened?
00:39:02 Come on.
00:39:03 You see it?
00:39:05 Shut up
00:39:07 We losttrack of it.
00:39:09 Are you all right?
00:39:24 - Grab him!
00:39:25 Pull him in!
00:39:29 Aah! Aah!
00:39:31 That it?
00:39:34 Yeah.
00:39:36 Nobody actually saw it.
00:39:38 Didn't get caught
00:39:41 It wasn't the outboard.
00:39:51 Tell them
00:39:57 You ok?
00:40:00 Kelly?
00:40:03 Yeah.
00:40:06 Nobody saw anything.
00:40:08 No.
00:40:11 U.S Wildlife's
00:40:13 The police wantto keep
00:40:16 ...so the press doesn't
00:40:18 Everybody just wants us
00:40:21 "Sit tight. "
00:40:29 Are you... Ok?
00:40:33 Well...
00:40:36 ...you know...
00:40:38 Yeah.
00:40:44 Well, Sheriff,
00:40:48 Very sorry
00:40:51 He was a good man?
00:40:54 Yep.
00:40:58 Whenever somebody dies,
00:41:00 I always think
00:41:03 ...that I didn't know them
00:41:05 Sorry for your loss,
00:41:09 Not really what I meant.
00:41:15 Head was just...
00:41:17 ...bitten off.
00:41:21 You know, I used to have
00:41:23 ...that I was headless.
00:41:25 I'd be down
00:41:26 ...looking up atmy body,
00:41:28 ...just walking around
00:41:31 And my parents...
00:41:33 ...wouldn't letme
00:41:35 Because they just bought
00:41:37 ...and they didn't wantme
00:41:38 ...the fuckers.
00:41:39 Then the neighborhood
00:41:42 ...they'd see my round
00:41:43 ...looking like a ball...
00:41:45 ...and they'd come over...
00:41:46 ...and they'd start
00:41:48 And as I was being
00:41:50 I'd actually
00:41:53 ...for being allowed
00:41:56 What are-
00:41:58 You know, Hector...
00:42:01 I'm sure
00:42:03 ...in your own mental way...
00:42:06 ...but I think it would be best...
00:42:09 ...if you and I didn't speak.
00:42:13 Yaaah!
00:42:15 When is U.S.Wildlife
00:42:18 I'm still waiting
00:42:23 Oh,Jesus.
00:42:26 I- I could probably
00:42:29 ...but there's this
00:42:31 ...on his
00:42:34 Hank.
00:42:35 Yes?
00:42:36 Are you all right?
00:42:39 Could you cut me down?
00:42:41 Do you promise...
00:42:42 ...that you won't attempt
00:42:43 I have no interest in ever
00:42:46 Ok.
00:42:49 Just, uh, pull him down.
00:42:52 It's a counter weight.
00:42:54 Here. I'll get the knife.
00:42:56 If I'd remembered
00:42:58 I never would've let
00:43:02 All right. It's over.
00:43:03 It's over. Remember?
00:43:04 You promised
00:43:06 I lied.
00:43:08 Wait. Hey! Hey!
00:43:10 Come on! Hold up!
00:43:11 Now here to go,
00:43:12 Now,just-come on!
00:43:14 Knock itoff.
00:43:16 Just settle...
00:43:19 Jesus! Look out!
00:43:23 Whoa!
00:43:33 Aw, shit!
00:43:54 Ok.
00:43:56 I admit it.
00:43:59 It's a crocodile.
00:44:02 Kelly: He's an Indo-Pacific.
00:44:04 Scales were oval.
00:44:07 Why would he come here?
00:44:10 Asia.
00:44:12 Obviously some
00:44:14 ...flushed him
00:44:15 He was 30 feet, right?
00:44:17 Well, nowmaybe somebody's
00:44:20 Oh you're gonna
00:44:22 I should think so.
00:44:23 With your cannon?
00:44:24 Right.
00:44:25 Well, he's a miracle
00:44:26 ...but I know
00:44:28 You're the miracle
00:44:30 Guys, guys, easy.
00:44:32 We're not gonna do
00:44:34 I never heard of a crocodile
00:44:37 Well,they conceal
00:44:39 ...like that in books.
00:44:40 All right, pal!
00:44:41 Hey, hey, hey.
00:44:42 No, no.
00:44:44 I'm sick
00:44:46 I do need to warn
00:44:47 The thing
00:44:49 ...my parents did have
00:44:50 ...of ditching me off
00:44:51 ...on a regular basis,
00:44:53 Go ahead.
00:44:56 Ohh!
00:44:57 Hank!
00:44:58 He said he knew karate.
00:45:00 You hit him.
00:45:01 I did,yeah.
00:45:02 Here.
00:45:04 Did he say "go"?
00:45:06 Aren't you supposed
00:45:09 You're supposed
00:45:10 Hank,just keep your
00:45:13 Go to your tent.
00:45:15 He doesn't answer
00:45:17 Why don't you
00:45:20 I fall into a hole.
00:45:21 I go up in a tree.
00:45:23 I swearto God,
00:45:24 You bow,
00:45:25 As in
00:45:26 Jesus. They're just
00:45:29 Yeah.
00:45:30 Oh, my God.
00:45:32 Are you all right?
00:45:34 Yeah, I'm all right.
00:45:36 I've got something
00:45:37 I can fix that.
00:45:38 Yeah?
00:45:39 Yeah.
00:45:40 Ohh!
00:45:41 Ijust gotta pull it
00:45:44 There we go.
00:45:46 Who taughtyou
00:45:48 Father's a surgeon.
00:45:49 I can even stitch
00:45:51 ...which probablywouldn't
00:45:53 Uh, no,thanks.
00:45:55 Ok.
00:45:57 You should have seen
00:46:00 ...when that croc jumped out.
00:46:03 Uh-huh.
00:46:04 You see the look
00:46:06 That was the look.
00:46:10 I don't know.
00:46:12 The laws of nature
00:46:14 That thing out there,
00:46:15 You're having the best time
00:46:19 What?
00:46:21 What? People
00:46:22 I hardly think I'm
00:46:25 Why would you-
00:46:29 Does it show?
00:46:35 This is the first time
00:46:38 ...you know, been in
00:46:42 Is that why you're here...
00:46:43 ...to get in the middle
00:46:49 Maybe.
00:46:52 I've always read
00:46:54 I've never...
00:47:01 We should go to bed.
00:47:04 I mean we should
00:47:07 ...rest.
00:47:08 We should go to our
00:47:11 ...and-here-
00:47:14 I got it.
00:47:21 Thanks for the bandage.
00:47:25 Night.
00:47:28 Yeah.
00:47:40 Cyr: It doesn't even see him.
00:47:45 There, he got it.
00:47:49 He has one
00:47:51 Only one.
00:47:54 Man?
00:47:56 Man.
00:47:58 So you're
00:47:59 You think ours is some
00:48:02 Not necessarily.
00:48:05 Biggestone ever killed
00:48:08 So why is he here?
00:48:11 Honestly...
00:48:17 I don't know.
00:48:41 Keep your eyes peeled.
00:48:43 You know how fast
00:48:46 I've got ticks,
00:48:47 They're just
00:48:49 I got a thing
00:48:52 Crawling
00:48:54 Put their heads
00:48:56 Look.
00:48:57 What?
00:49:00 Jack.
00:49:08 That's a pretty big print.
00:49:19 Gare: Seems like
00:49:20 That's what happens
00:49:22 Why are we landing?
00:49:24 Because this is the cove
00:49:28 So why are we landing?
00:49:31 Hector!
00:49:41 We can lift it?
00:49:42 Maybe.
00:49:44 Don't want
00:49:45 I'm not mushing it.
00:49:47 You might mush it.
00:49:50 For Christ's sake,
00:49:55 Aah!
00:49:59 Oh, God.
00:50:02 Ok.
00:50:04 That is it!
00:50:06 No, no, I keep
00:50:09 Try to calm down.
00:50:10 You calm down!
00:50:11 Calm down, ok?
00:50:14 I'm being very calm!
00:50:17 This is the second time...
00:50:18 I've been hit
00:50:19 ...and it upsets me!
00:50:23 What the hell?
00:50:28 Aah!
00:50:30 I...
00:50:32 I just want to go back
00:50:35 Can we please go back?
00:50:38 You gotta be kidding.
00:50:40 I'm not kidding!
00:50:43 Look.
00:50:44 The itsy-bitsy spider?
00:50:45 Crawled up the water spout?
00:50:47 Down comes the rain?
00:50:50 To wash the spider out?
00:50:56 Kelly:What is she doing?
00:50:58 Dum de dum de dum?
00:51:01 Kelly: Oh.
00:51:03 Keough:What?
00:51:04 Look 10 feet into the water.
00:51:16 Come and get it!
00:51:27 Wow.
00:51:30 Disgusting.
00:51:32 I haven't broken any laws.
00:51:34 Oh, but you have,
00:51:35 You lied to us.
00:51:36 That can be
00:51:38 A man has been killed...
00:51:39 ...in part because
00:51:41 I could make out
00:51:42 ...of reckless
00:51:43 And I'm sure PETA
00:51:44 ...at how you treat
00:51:47 The reason I lied,
00:51:49 ...you'd hunt it down
00:51:50 ...which seems to be exactly
00:51:52 How long have you
00:51:54 6 years.
00:51:56 6 years?
00:51:58 Well, Bernie
00:52:01 ...and it followed
00:52:03 So we threw it
00:52:05 ...and,well, he didn't
00:52:07 He became kind of like a pet
00:52:10 He just appeared?
00:52:11 You have no idea
00:52:13 No. Do you?
00:52:15 Your husband Bernie...
00:52:17 ...you didn't,
00:52:18 ...lead him to the lake
00:52:20 If I had a dick...
00:52:21 ...this is where I'd
00:52:24 Did the crocodile
00:52:26 Yes, but itwas all...
00:52:29 ...itwas a mistake.
00:52:30 A mistake?
00:52:32 One of our horses
00:52:35 Went to the lake
00:52:37 ...and the crocodile
00:52:39 ...and Bernie went
00:52:41 ...if I'd reported it...
00:52:43 ...they'd have sent people
00:52:46 Ma'am, how could you
00:52:48 It puts human life
00:52:50 Nobody lives on this lake.
00:52:53 It's really his lake now.
00:52:56 Come on, Hector.
00:52:58 ...but you can't do this.
00:52:59 I need to see his habitat
00:53:01 ...then watch Nova, ok?
00:53:03 But don't go
00:53:06 Please.
00:53:07 I'll have sex
00:53:09 Let's just
00:53:10 Darling...
00:53:11 ...he's not gonna hurt me.
00:53:15 Don't.
00:53:25 Hector!
00:53:30 Murders and rapes
00:53:32 People bomb planes.
00:53:34 Can the police stop them?
00:53:36 Butfeed one little cow
00:53:38 You stay right here
00:53:40 You're under
00:53:42 Thank you...
00:53:43 Officer Fuckmeat.
00:53:45 Gare on radio: Sheriff,
00:53:47 What problem?
00:53:50 He went swimming.
00:53:53 Check.
00:55:05 Oh, my.
00:55:12 Suddenly I feel
00:55:16 You're different
00:55:21 Holy Spiritof Sobek.
00:55:25 Holy Ghost.
00:55:27 Holy shit.
00:55:29 Hector!
00:55:31 Just turn the ignition.
00:55:35 It's fuel injected.
00:55:40 Come on!
00:55:44 I know that under
00:55:46 ...biting my head off...
00:55:48 ...might seem viable.
00:55:51 Itwould cheapen you.
00:55:55 I may geta shot!
00:55:57 No!
00:55:58 Bullets might not
00:56:00 Oh,Jesus. All right,
00:56:02 Just like that.
00:56:19 Move over!
00:56:25 Go!
00:56:28 - Go!
00:56:33 Ahh! Jesus!
00:56:58 That's your last little
00:57:03 You're grounded.
00:57:05 This is some very
00:57:06 ...thatyou're
00:57:07 I don't care.
00:57:09 You want to meet
00:57:11 You might think
00:57:12 ...you might get
00:57:13 ...outof back stroking
00:57:15 ...butyou just put a deputy
00:57:17 Let's not over look the fact
00:57:20 'Cause he justate
00:57:22 I'm a civilian.
00:57:25 You have no authority
00:57:27 You have no authority
00:57:28 Hey, hey,
00:57:30 Well,then do it.
00:57:32 You hurt his feelings.
00:57:34 I don't care.
00:57:36 No. He's an asshole.
00:57:53 Did you want
00:57:55 You think I'm that nuts?
00:57:57 Hector.
00:57:58 What you just did...
00:58:00 ...there had to be at leastsome
00:58:03 In ancient Melanesia...
00:58:05 ...people suspected
00:58:07 ...would be thrown
00:58:10 Crocodiles would decide.
00:58:11 They would be the judge.
00:58:13 Oh, and so that was you
00:58:17 Maybe I was,
00:58:19 Is that too arbitrary?
00:58:21 Better to be measured
00:58:23 Betterforme
00:58:26 ...looking in the eyes
00:58:28 ...craving a meal ticket?
00:58:29 There was more honesty
00:58:31 There was more dignity
00:58:33 Jesus, Hector,
00:58:34 Aw,fuck it.
00:58:36 So, can I tell them you won't
00:58:40 Oh,yeah, sure.
00:58:41 I'm not going
00:58:42 No way I'm going
00:58:44 Ok.
00:58:47 Kelly.
00:58:51 We can't let'em kill it.
00:59:02 Wells:Yeah,
00:59:05 ...and start packing.
00:59:07 Everything?
00:59:08 Yeah.
00:59:09 All right.
00:59:10 Just heard from Wildlife
00:59:13 They're gonna be here
00:59:14 Ok.
00:59:16 So we might as well pack up.
00:59:18 Good idea.
00:59:20 Will they
00:59:23 Sorry?
00:59:24 Florida Fish and Game.
00:59:26 What'll they do
00:59:28 Cyr:Tell her,Jack.
00:59:32 Won't be able to snag him
00:59:35 And you tranq him
00:59:37 ...and he drowns.
00:59:38 They could try
00:59:40 Oh, sure,they could,
00:59:42 He's taken human life.
00:59:43 The mission will be
00:59:44 Is that true?
00:59:46 They've never been able
00:59:50 But they have
00:59:52 Where are they gonna
00:59:54 Back to Asia?
00:59:55 I got enough flaxidyl
00:59:57 Forget it.
00:59:58 Jack, hearme out.
01:00:01 I know I'm a fat,
01:00:02 ...who's about as grounded
01:00:04 Keep going.
01:00:06 Butthis thing...
01:00:08 Here?
01:00:10 Maine?
01:00:12 30 feet?
01:00:14 Don'tyou think
01:00:16 ...with a bit
01:00:18 Yeah. The miracle would be
01:00:20 Yeah, but if we could
01:00:22 How are we gonna
01:00:23 Lure him on land
01:00:25 Oh, right.
01:00:26 I know of an empty
01:00:28 Ifwe drugged him,we
01:00:30 He's 150 years old.
01:00:32 He probably swam here
01:00:36 He's migrated to Maine.
01:00:38 How the hell do we say
01:00:41 Jack,
01:00:43 ...does have some
01:00:45 And you are
01:00:47 ...of protecting things
01:00:49 Including deputies.
01:00:50 I understand that...
01:00:52 ...but if it's possible
01:00:54 No, it's not possible.
01:00:55 Look, he follows anything
01:00:57 We set a trap on the beach.
01:01:00 No. There's no net
01:01:02 It'll keep him
01:01:03 ...forthe drugs
01:01:05 For God's sake,Jack...
01:01:06 ...they've trapped crocs
01:01:08 This is not completely
01:01:11 It's possible,
01:01:12 And those fucks from
01:01:14 ...and you know that,too.
01:01:17 I gotthe drugs.
01:01:19 ...if anything goes wrong.
01:01:22 How do you get him
01:01:24 Ask Mrs. Bickerman
01:01:25 You guys can be
01:01:27 ...with the tranq guns.
01:01:28 If he charges,
01:01:29 He's not that fast.
01:01:32 We just have to try.
01:01:35 One try.
01:01:40 Like Hank says...
01:01:41 ...how would we lure him in?
01:01:44 I'll sue you!
01:01:45 Go ahead.
01:01:48 You can'ttake a cow
01:01:51 We just did!
01:01:52 We won't let her
01:01:55 You're all cocksuckers!
01:01:57 I knew atfirst.
01:02:00 We know
01:02:03 We gota cow hanging
01:02:08 Not much drag.
01:02:09 As long as I can keep her
01:02:19 We're doing
01:02:22 You might feel different
01:02:24 Yeah,thanks.
01:02:39 Tranq gun with every rifle.
01:02:41 That's as far back
01:02:53 Hector, keep enough
01:02:55 We don't know
01:02:57 Right.
01:03:06 I hate to say it.
01:03:08 The more she thrashes,
01:03:11 Cyr:You ready
01:03:13 Wells:Yeah,
01:03:15 Woman: Ok.
01:03:19 If she gets tired,
01:03:24 Jack:
01:03:26 She's trying to fly.
01:03:30 This is nota happy cow.
01:03:35 I'm rooting
01:03:37 I hope he swallows
01:03:39 You might want to arrest
01:03:41 Is that a crime-
01:03:43 To wish the chewing
01:03:46 I'm notsure, ma'am.
01:03:50 Man:You got'em?
01:03:52 Second Man:
01:03:53 Little battery!
01:03:55 What's the deal?
01:03:57 Well,we tried.
01:03:59 Justa little
01:04:02 She doesn'tseem
01:04:04 No, she's floating.
01:04:06 She looks like
01:04:09 Ok, Hector.
01:04:10 Good plan, bad bait.
01:04:13 The cow disappoints me.
01:04:17 Hold on.
01:04:20 I got something
01:04:21 What do you got?
01:04:23 He's coming.
01:04:24 Where?
01:04:26 How far out?
01:04:28 30 meters or so.
01:04:29 He's moving slow,
01:04:31 Can you confirm visually
01:04:34 Radar.
01:04:35 He's underwater...
01:04:37 ...but he is coming!
01:04:38 All right, everybody
01:04:40 Move, move, move!
01:04:42 Let's go, let's go!
01:04:43 Let's go!
01:04:44 Lead him in.
01:04:47 On ourway.
01:04:53 Remember to aim
01:04:56 These darts
01:05:00 He's surfacing.
01:05:03 Gare:
01:05:05 We've spotted him, Hector.
01:05:07 You little snacker.
01:05:10 If he gets near her,
01:05:12 She's worried
01:05:14 Nice and slow, Hector.
01:05:20 This net thing better work.
01:05:22 He got you with it.
01:05:25 We're in about 4 feet
01:05:30 She's mooing.
01:05:31 Wells:
01:05:33 She's also kicking.
01:05:37 A little closer, Hector.
01:05:48 Oh, shit.
01:05:55 Watch out!
01:06:04 Mother fucker!
01:06:09 Shit!
01:06:11 Where is he?
01:06:12 We gotta getto him.
01:06:17 Back us up.
01:06:19 Lose the tranq guns.
01:06:21 Man: Get the rifles!
01:06:41 Where'd he go?
01:06:42 Hold up.
01:06:43 Don't go back
01:06:46 If you geta safe shot,
01:06:48 Do not move, Hector!
01:06:55 Can you see anything
01:06:57 Nothing!
01:06:59 Maybe he swam back out!
01:07:04 Jesus!
01:07:06 Hector!
01:07:08 Hey!
01:07:09 Get back
01:07:10 I got him covered.
01:07:19 Where is he?
01:07:20 I don't know.
01:07:23 He's gone under.
01:07:32 Ijust have this feeling
01:07:41 There!
01:07:42 He's swimming out!
01:07:43 I think I see him!
01:07:44 I think I see his tail!
01:08:01 Shit! Kelly!
01:08:04 Aah!
01:08:20 Wells: Kelly!
01:08:33 Kelly, swim, swim to me!
01:08:35 Swim to me, Kelly!
01:08:41 Shoot the fucking thing!
01:08:44 I don't have
01:08:47 Dive under!
01:08:50 Go under!
01:08:53 Fuck.
01:09:16 "Let's save him. "
01:09:17 What a fucking
01:09:46 Come on.
01:09:49 Cyr: Here.
01:09:51 Here we go.
01:09:53 Where is he?
01:09:55 I don't know.
01:09:57 We can't see him.
01:09:59 What-What?
01:10:07 Hector!
01:10:23 All right.
01:10:25 Game over.
01:10:28 Look.
01:10:29 He's suffering.
01:10:31 I getto be humane.
01:10:34 No, no!
01:10:36 No, no, no, look,
01:10:38 We've done it!
01:10:41 So what? It's not a net,
01:10:43 Mission accomplished.
01:10:44 Wells: Shoot him.
01:10:46 I got more drugs.
01:10:47 He's half alive.
01:11:03 The drugs are kicking in.
01:11:29 Look at him.
01:11:31 He's done.
01:11:33 Hank.
01:11:34 All right, stand back.
01:11:36 No, no, no, Sheriff!.
01:11:39 Look.
01:11:40 Look, look.
01:11:42 He's got nothing left.
01:11:43 Wells: Go ahead.
01:11:53 Really?
01:11:55 - Jack,we don't-
01:11:56 We don't have to destroy him!
01:11:59 God damn it, look at him!
01:12:05 Letme have that.
01:12:06 Kelly:
01:12:07 Cyr: Come on,Jack,
01:12:09 Look at him!
01:12:10 What's the point?
01:12:11 We don't have to do this.
01:12:12 Jack,you don't have to.
01:12:30 Oh, God!
01:12:32 He's gotme!
01:12:34 Jesus!
01:12:35 Jesus Christ!
01:12:36 Are there 2?
01:12:39 I can see that.
01:12:41 He bitme!
01:12:42 He bitme!
01:12:44 I can count.
01:12:48 Cyr: No!
01:12:56 Back to one.
01:13:01 Go ahead.
01:13:04 Flax him.
01:13:14 Oh, here they are.
01:13:16 Just in time.
01:13:27 We're gonna need
01:13:29 ...some medical attention.
01:13:31 We, uh...
01:13:33 ...trapped him
01:13:52 Portland?
01:13:53 Yes, Portland.
01:13:54 They'll tank him there
01:13:56 ...something better to do.
01:13:58 So, Sheriff, Sheriff...
01:14:00 ...you got to fire
01:14:02 Was it fun?
01:14:04 Over rated.
01:14:06 What'd Bickerman say?
01:14:07 Well, she didn't
01:14:09 ...about the second croc...
01:14:11 'cause she was afraid
01:14:13 Women's intuition.
01:14:17 We got room
01:14:18 Someone should
01:14:20 ...uh...
01:14:21 I'm still packing
01:14:24 ...but, uh...
01:14:26 I'll go.
01:14:29 So, I imagine
01:14:31 ...a few reports to do.
01:14:34 If you need anything,
01:14:37 Yeah. It was nice meeting you.
01:14:40 Gee, Hank,
01:14:44 With you,
01:14:46 Oh,well,then,just to
01:14:52 See you.
01:15:03 Well...
01:15:04 You wanta ride
01:15:06 Oh,we just finished...
01:15:07 ...loading up the front
01:15:08 Do you want us to
01:15:10 No, no,that's all right.
01:15:12 I'm gonna be
01:15:13 I want to go say
01:15:15 You sure, because
01:15:18 No. I actually want
01:15:21 All right.
01:15:27 If I'm ever
01:15:29 Yeah.
01:15:35 Yeah.
01:15:54 So, does nobody ever
01:16:01 That's it?
01:16:03 Just...
01:16:05 ...get in the truck.
01:16:07 Go for a beer.
01:16:08 There's a good bar
01:16:10 Bet that's charming.
01:16:12 Are the glasses clean?
01:16:13 Mostly.
01:16:15 You gonna complain
01:16:18 Jack.
01:16:19 Start the truck.
01:16:27 I already miss
01:17:07 Bob Marley:
01:17:10 And treat you right?
01:17:13 I wanna love ya?
01:17:15 Cute little buttons.
01:17:18 Oh, mama loves you.
01:17:21 Come on.
01:17:22 Eat your supper.
01:17:24 Nibble mommy's toes.
01:17:26 Yes.
01:17:27 Roof rightover our heads?
01:17:28 We'll share the shelter?
01:17:33 Of my single bed?
01:17:36 We'll share the same room?
01:17:38 Yeah?
01:17:41 Jah provide the bread?
01:17:45 Is this love, is this love?
01:17:47 Is this love
01:17:52 Is this love, is this love?
01:17:54 Is this love,
01:17:57 That I'm feeling?
01:18:05 Oh,yes, I know,yes, I know?
01:18:07 Yes, I know now?
01:18:13 Oh,yes, I know,yes, I know?
01:18:15 Yes, I know now?
01:18:16 I?
01:18:19 Am willing and able?
01:18:24 So I?
01:18:25 Throw my cards on your table?
01:18:30 See, I wanna love ya?
01:18:32 I wanna love and treat ya?
01:18:36 Love and treat ya right?
01:18:39 I wanna love ya?
01:18:41 Every day and every night?
01:18:44 We'll be together?
01:18:49 With a roof
01:18:52 We'll share the shelter?
01:18:57 Of my single bed?
01:19:00 We'll share the same room?
01:19:03 Yeah?
01:19:05 Jah provides the bread?
01:19:09 We'll share the shelter?