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Land Of The Lost
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Mission control come in. |
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Mission control, do you read? |
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Mayday... |
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Mayday! |
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I'm re-entering Earth's orbit, |
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I don't know, some kind |
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My coordinates are unknown. |
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And is either... |
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Seems entrance indicate it |
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Obvious error. |
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Is anyone receiving this? |
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Recovery team! |
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Recovery team, fix coordinates now! |
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Where the hell am I? |
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Somebody respond! |
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Recovery team come back, god damn it. |
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Oh god, oh god. |
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Anyone re |
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Subtitles by ELEMENT |
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This is TODAY with Matt Lauer. |
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We're back now with Dr. Rick Marshall |
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It was back in Oslo, Doctor, last month |
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with this theory of yours that takes |
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Quantum Paleontology. |
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Quantum Paleontology, that's correct. |
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What exactly is that? |
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Well it's a...not to say very |
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It's the only real solution to solving |
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and it boils down to two simple words. |
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Renewable bio-fuels? |
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Close. |
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Time Warps. |
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Time Warps? You're serious about this? |
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I'm deadly serious. |
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Five years, over fifty million |
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You spent fifty million dollars of |
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No, that's adorable. |
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No, tax payers' money. I don't |
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And now you're asking for more? |
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It's all explained, in my book. |
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I know we plugged the book. |
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My Other Car is a Time Machine. |
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Bantum books, Amazon... |
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We're living in a time right |
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I saw, huge cuts in spending. -Right |
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We're in dire economic straights, |
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and you're spending fifty million |
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How do you not think |
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Are you smoking? |
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No I'm making a balloon animal here. |
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You can't smoke in the studio. |
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No one told me that. |
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Listen, you can't. |
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Fine. |
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There are huge huge amounts of trans |
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just waiting for us to throw the |
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You are asking people to stake the entire |
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on what you call Parallel Dimensions? |
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What about the critics who have |
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This theory of yours is not |
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and some even more |
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How do you respond to that? |
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My critics? |
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Your critics, there are a lot of them. |
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Could you be more specific? |
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Steven Hawking. |
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Steven Hawking says this is |
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You know what this interview's over. |
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Why? |
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Your producer said you |
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It's a fair question. |
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No it's not, it's a hatchet job! |
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That was my guest Dr. Rick Marshall |
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you might want to look for it in the |
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When we come back, trampolines. |
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Ladies and gentlemen. |
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Esteemed colleagues. |
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I'll conclude with this. |
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Our very future depends on one thing. |
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Tachyons. |
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Sub-atomic particles that move so incredibly |
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Ask yourself, what if there was a |
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We could open and travel |
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What's that? |
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Not in our lifetime? |
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My friends, I've designed such a device. |
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I give to you the Tachyon Amplifier. |
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Genius in a box. |
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Only with this device, you don't |
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You travel sideways in time. |
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To another dimension where past, |
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And, lights. |
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Alright... |
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Any questions? |
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Oh, great. Yes, you |
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Yeah, if you shot a ton of pot at the sun, |
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No, no... |
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Are there any real questions |
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Do you take Cialis? |
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Why were you crying in the |
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How come it looks like |
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Do Dinosaurs have boobs? |
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That's it. That's it, |
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Get out of here. |
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Go play in the parking lot. Go run |
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I have a question. |
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Did you ever try to make |
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Who're you? |
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Oh, I'm sorry. |
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I'm Holly Cantrell, I studied |
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I think you're brilliant. |
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Well, Holly from Cambridge |
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I started, but I didn't finish so no. |
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No but you have to build |
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What are you eating? |
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It's a dough nut stuffed with M&M's. |
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That way when you finish the dough |
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But don't you see you are |
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Stop. |
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Chasing that theory got me laughed out |
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But you know what, I don't |
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Because as they say... |
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If you don't make it, |
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That's a bitch slap |
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If your theories are such rubbish. |
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Then explain this. |
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That fossil is over 265 million years |
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Go on and explain that. |
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I found that out in the desert along with crystals |
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Go on. |
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Explain that. |
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Captain Kirk's nipples...! |
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The tar pits will be opened in 5 minutes, |
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Dr. Marshall? |
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Oh god. |
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Are you alright? |
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Hey! |
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Up you go. |
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Dear... |
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I'm fine. |
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I'm okay. |
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I just worked late. |
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Then I got hungry. |
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Ate several meals and |
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I've had issues with food in the past. |
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I don't know, you know just with the |
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But I'm in control. |
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Now I don't have to go back to Phoenix. |
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I just wanted to come by, |
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my behavior was just... |
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No, no, no... |
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You finished the Tachyon Amplifier! |
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No, no...I mean yes. |
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I-I don't know... |
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I finished building it yes, but... |
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I didn't have the nerve to test it out. |
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So I thought a trip to Arby's |
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But I hit Popeyes, Del Taco... |
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Fourteen thousand calories later. |
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I found myself down at Subway. |
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Powering through a 12 |
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Battling to come out a "Jared." |
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Still didn't give me the |
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I'm a coward. |
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You are not a coward, |
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This is probably the greatest work |
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Is that a chorus line? |
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It's left over data from the drive. |
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What a piece of crap! |
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The machine I mean |
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Not a chorus line. |
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I love show tunes, they really tell |
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It's a bit gay. |
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It is great. |
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Right. |
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Dr. Marshall you're going to |
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you're on the verge of a |
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Whoa, where are we going? |
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We're going to test this |
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Are you crazy? I'm not |
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No, I'm not going to make a big deal |
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A routine expedition? |
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Purely routine. |
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Here, here it is. This is |
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The Devil's Canyon mystery cave. |
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This dump is a portal? |
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Would you look at these readings? |
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We just gotta get back in that cave. |
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No problem, the place |
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Not exactly. |
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What's your pleasure? |
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I got Roman Candles, Bottle Rockets, |
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This little bitch right here |
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Yeah? |
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Okay, that's some bad taste. |
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How 'bout this? |
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This is a little travel mug I |
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Big ol' set of boobies, |
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Look we want to go in the cave, alright? |
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Okay, how about this. |
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Ya'll spend $30 on crap, |
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It all goes to a great cause. |
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The Devil's Canyon Resort & Casino! |
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Wow, that's nice craft. |
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Seven thousand |
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Three casinos. |
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One convention center. |
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Ass-tons of parking. |
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And when everything is complete, |
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I will turn the tip of this golden |
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And I will take a mate, and live |
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When we fight, and she pisses me |
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where she will be kept |
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So you gonna buy anything? |
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Yeah, fine. |
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Hey Earn, taking these guys |
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Close your mouth while you're |
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Making everybody over here feel wierd. |
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Prepare to meet your darkest fears inside |
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Rule number one, keep your |
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Rule number two, have |
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But be warned... |
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You may get wet. |
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I'm sorry, may? |
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Actually, I need to know |
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Not you, Mary Poppins |
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Bam-chica-wow-wow... |
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Say that again, and I'll drown you. |
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Good to go! |
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Woo, cave ride begins! |
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Woo! |
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They all just say this old cave is a hundred |
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Or is it thousand years |
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Well that my friends, is |
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Say what you will my man, as a showman. |
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Without a doubt. |
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This cave is most infamous for the |
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He's been seen around these |
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Snapping his claws, hissin, |
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Lurking about in the dark |
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But those are just legends, aren't they? |
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Aren't they?! |
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Are you asking us? |
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No, no. |
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Earnie! Aren't they? |
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Here it comes, Will! |
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Oh god! |
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The lizard man! |
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You're paying for that. |
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I most definitely am not. |
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You know I'm sitting here trying to |
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and you guys are giving |
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I got the gloves on, |
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Holly, I'm getting a |
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I think I can boost the hell out |
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Go for it! |
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You guys don't even care. |
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No no, there are no |
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Something's happening! |
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Is this part of the ride?! |
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Nah, this ain't me! |
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It's an earthquake! |
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Greatest earthquake ever known! |
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Marshall, I think you should turn it up! |
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The meter! |
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We're moving! |
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This isn't me, this isn't me! |
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Why are we moving so fast?! |
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Do I look like I know what's going on?! |
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What's that sound?! |
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Is there a waterfall in here?! |
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Hell no dude, this |
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It's industrial run off of the |
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What is that?! |
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Oh shit! |
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This is not a routine expedition! |
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Reverse! |
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It's beautiful! |
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I gotta say I did not see that coming. |
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Earnie! You bastard! |
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That was way too fast. |
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Earnie! |
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Too fast! |
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Marshall! |
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I think you should |
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Do you realize what this means?! |
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Yes! |
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It means... |
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Matt Lauer can suck it! |
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Holly, are you rolling? -Yes! |
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That was a viking ship and a- |
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Shut up just shut up! |
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Okay, currently in our party... |
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Me, Dr. Rick Marshall. |
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Doctoral candidate Holly Cantrell and some trashy |
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I'm standin' right here! |
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I was right! |
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Holly, right here! |
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Just as I predicted we have been... |
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We've fallen through a time portal from our Earth, |
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are all mashed up together! |
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How the hell did this happen? |
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My Tachyon Amplifier, |
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You mean that shitty boombox |
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Where the hell is it? |
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Okay, minor set back. |
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My tachyon amplifier, which undoubtedly will be |
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Is nowhere to be seen. |
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What the hell was that? |
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I have no idea but let's go find out! |
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Primates! |
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I heard they had the posture of an |
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No, no, no...shut up! |
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I will not let you ruin this moment, I waited |
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Man, are you touching yourself? |
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Marshall, look! |
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Oh my god! |
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Tool construction! |
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Tool construction! |
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Yea! They're gonna kill him! |
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No! |
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Okay you egg heads you follow my lead. |
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I know just how to |
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You little monkey bastards! |
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Prepare to bow down and worship me! |
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For behold, ye' Troglodytes... |
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I command the power of...fire! |
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Will, that's not a good idea. |
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How do you like me now huh? |
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You want to disco dance you- |
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Ouch! Son of a bitch...! |
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Well done. |
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You've just now given murderous |
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It's alright. |
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It's alright don't be frightened. |
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We're friends. |
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Friends. |
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Careful Holly. |
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Come on. |
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Come on! |
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Come on. |
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There we go. |
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I spent 3 years at the |
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I'm recognizing their |
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Now.. |
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Me? Holly. |
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Yes, Holly! |
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Holly. |
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Me? Holly... |
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You? |
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Cha-ka? |
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Cha-ka! |
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No, Holly...Cha-ka! |
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Wi-ill... |
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Will... |
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Good work Holly. |
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Let me take over from here. |
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Greeting Cha-ka! |
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Cha-ka? |
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I'm Dr. Rick Marshall. |
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Doctor Rick...Marshall? |
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Okay? |
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Let's take a look at that ankle. |
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Does that sound good? |
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Keep in mind Cha-ka, although I'm a |
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Okay? Just going to take a little look- |
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How dare you! How dare you! |
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I mean you no harm! |
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Marshall, Marshall! |
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Don't you run from me you little shit! |
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Now you're dead! |
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Damn it Chaka! |
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Now was that necessary? |
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Marshall! Marshall, |
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What was that? |
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Look he was never in any danger, okay? |
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Cha-ka! Friend! |
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Safety! Safety! |
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Safety! |
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Holly, tell him. |
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Marshall? |
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Marshall... |
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Haboo! Haboo! |
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Haboo? |
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Haboo. |
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Well that's more like it. |
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Holly what did you tell him? |
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I think I told him that you're a |
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And I think he's pledging |
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That's hardly necessary |
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But I will honor your customs. |
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And you may serve me. |
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In return I will be a fair |
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What?! |
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What is wrong with you people?! |
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That sand dune swallowed us! |
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I mean could you all please stop act |
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You're starting to make |
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Okay, hold on. Let's gather ourselves. |
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Take a deep breath in. |
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Fortunately... |
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I've been in this exact |
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When?! |
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When have you ever |
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I've never been in |
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Just tryin' to keep up morale! |
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Oh god... |
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I sure hope that was a Coyote. |
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Good god, it's a feeding station! |
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If anyone knows about |
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Oh god, oh god! |
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Grab hands! |
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Create some momentum and |
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Extension! |
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Reach! |
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Good form everyone! |
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Working in concert! |
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Don't be afraid to point the toe! |
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One more! |
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One more should do it! |
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Everybody move out! |
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Cha-ka, your master |
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Bad Cha-ka! |
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Your loyalty is now in question! |
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That was a Dinosaur? |
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T-Rex! |
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Definitely in predator mode! |
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Would you hurry up, |
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Why are you wearing high heels! |
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They're not high heels, they're |
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Why are you wearing Floor |
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I told you I was no prepped |
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Wait, wait! We need a photo! |
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Nice field skills, Holly! |
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Stand over there! |
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What?! |
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This is proof that I'm |
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Stand there we need you for scale! |
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Scale?! |
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Marshall, do we to |
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Yes! His eyes do look red. |
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Jesus Christ, just take the picture! |
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Okay just stand still! |
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One, two, three... |
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Fantastic, run! |
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Run like hell! |
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Where the hell's the monkey? |
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Look! |
| 00:23:09 |
Cha-ka's waiting for us at |
| 00:23:12 |
Good Cha-ka, your master is pleased! |
| 00:23:15 |
Marshall! |
| 00:23:16 |
It really looks like he's just |
| 00:23:19 |
Chaka, wait! |
| 00:23:20 |
Master not pleased! |
| 00:23:31 |
It's okay, he can't cross he |
| 00:23:35 |
Thinks this chasm is |
| 00:23:38 |
He's not what you'd call an athlete. |
| 00:23:40 |
Mister T-Rexes. |
| 00:23:42 |
See? |
| 00:23:43 |
Walking away in utter, |
| 00:23:47 |
After all their brain |
| 00:23:50 |
Their sense of smell may be acute, but eye |
| 00:23:54 |
completely compromised by |
| 00:23:57 |
I mean forget about the Polish. |
| 00:23:59 |
It's the T-Rexes who were |
| 00:24:02 |
In fact Chaka, funny story... |
| 00:24:08 |
Run! |
| 00:24:12 |
Follow the monkey! |
| 00:24:31 |
He's looking at you, Marshall. |
| 00:24:33 |
He's watching you. |
| 00:24:35 |
He's looking at everyone. |
| 00:24:37 |
No I'm certain he's looking at you. |
| 00:24:52 |
He is grumpy. |
| 00:24:55 |
I think that's what we |
| 00:24:58 |
It's a cute name. |
| 00:25:03 |
Is it gone? |
| 00:25:04 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:06 |
Pussy! |
| 00:25:10 |
What a puss... |
| 00:25:18 |
This'll work just fine. |
| 00:25:21 |
We'll call this base camp. |
| 00:25:24 |
No, no...we cannot stay here! |
| 00:25:26 |
Bad things happen in caves |
| 00:25:29 |
Guys, can we just please take a |
| 00:25:32 |
We must be, the first ones to ever step |
| 00:26:04 |
Oh god, we're screwed. |
| 00:26:21 |
No, no! |
| 00:26:25 |
Chaka, no...No! |
| 00:26:34 |
Okay you know what? |
| 00:26:35 |
I don't want Chaka sleeping |
| 00:26:37 |
Whoa! Not cool dude. |
| 00:26:39 |
No, it's a reasonable |
| 00:26:41 |
He was just about to be executed, and I think |
| 00:26:45 |
Hey my man is right here. |
| 00:26:47 |
Obviously he has feeling, okay? |
| 00:26:48 |
Doesn't have feelings! |
| 00:26:49 |
Man, come on look at him he's adorable. |
| 00:26:52 |
He's a little cuddle machine. |
| 00:26:53 |
What? |
| 00:26:53 |
Yeah, least you can do |
| 00:26:55 |
I don't speak monkey. |
| 00:26:57 |
Anyhow...do you? |
| 00:26:59 |
No I didn't think so. |
| 00:27:00 |
Here let me try. |
| 00:27:02 |
Chaka? |
| 00:27:12 |
He says he's a prince |
| 00:27:20 |
And the victim of a treacherous |
| 00:27:25 |
And the only thing he's |
| 00:27:29 |
Is love. |
| 00:27:31 |
Brother, give me a break. |
| 00:27:34 |
And he's been treated far too harshly |
| 00:27:39 |
Pooping in the village well. |
| 00:27:41 |
That's why you're not |
| 00:27:46 |
I can't tell anymore. |
| 00:27:53 |
Okay mister... |
| 00:27:54 |
Silently |
| 00:27:59 |
Whoa, hold on! Where |
| 00:28:01 |
I'm just gonna block the first point-of-egress |
| 00:28:04 |
No...no... |
| 00:28:06 |
Bless your heart. |
| 00:28:07 |
Classic, tender foot mistake. |
| 00:28:09 |
Don't beat yourself up over it. |
| 00:28:12 |
Here's the thing. |
| 00:28:13 |
Never put anything near the mouth |
| 00:28:15 |
Did you not just see that we drew the attention |
| 00:28:19 |
Look I think the "Ph.D" after my name means |
| 00:28:24 |
Dinosaurs are creatures |
| 00:28:26 |
Like I said before it's got |
| 00:28:29 |
Okay? You got me? |
| 00:28:31 |
A walnut. |
| 00:28:33 |
What's that? |
| 00:28:35 |
What's that?! |
| 00:28:58 |
Sweet Gregor Mendel... |
| 00:29:01 |
What? What is it? |
| 00:29:04 |
It's a walnut. |
| 00:29:13 |
Well, obviously this |
| 00:29:19 |
Day 2, 0600...Zulu time. |
| 00:29:23 |
Did not sleep last night at all. |
| 00:29:25 |
Not one bit. |
| 00:29:27 |
Still no sign of the tachyon |
| 00:29:32 |
Field rations are...are |
| 00:29:37 |
Thusly, I've made the determination that |
| 00:29:41 |
we will cook and eat...Chaka. |
| 00:29:46 |
I've been thinking about |
| 00:29:49 |
If Chaka meat were the secret ingredient |
| 00:29:54 |
probably serve it with a roasted |
| 00:29:58 |
And a braze of polenta. |
| 00:30:01 |
Wouldn't be an easy thing to do but... |
| 00:30:03 |
but if you slow roast the little guy I'm sure |
| 00:30:09 |
Fruit train coming through! |
| 00:30:11 |
Fantastic! I'm absolutely starving. |
| 00:30:13 |
Which fruit shall I- |
| 00:30:15 |
Whoa, hold on a second there Holly. |
| 00:30:17 |
I don't recognize that |
| 00:30:19 |
Perhaps the native |
| 00:30:23 |
Chaka? |
| 00:30:24 |
Rick Marshall! |
| 00:30:25 |
Chaka! |
| 00:30:27 |
Are they safe? |
| 00:30:28 |
To eat? |
| 00:30:30 |
Eat? Eat..eat? |
| 00:30:34 |
Eat! |
| 00:30:35 |
Eat, eat? |
| 00:30:37 |
Thank you Chaka! |
| 00:30:39 |
Thank you so much, for listening to me. |
| 00:30:42 |
Sorry for doubting you my little friend. |
| 00:30:44 |
Has a pungent flavor, smells good! |
| 00:30:47 |
Very meaty- |
| 00:30:50 |
Jesus Chaka! |
| 00:30:51 |
What the hell?! |
| 00:30:58 |
Friends? |
| 00:30:59 |
Friends? |
| 00:31:02 |
Well? Yes, technically I guess. |
| 00:31:06 |
However I am your master. |
| 00:31:08 |
We have entered into a verbal contract. |
| 00:31:12 |
You need to understand that. |
| 00:31:17 |
Holly, quick to the cave mouth. |
| 00:31:19 |
Sentry positions! |
| 00:31:29 |
Looks like a plasma discharge. |
| 00:31:30 |
Or maybe beta-rays! |
| 00:31:33 |
Marshall? |
| 00:31:34 |
Marshall! |
| 00:31:36 |
Marshall? |
| 00:31:38 |
Help... |
| 00:31:39 |
Me... |
| 00:31:41 |
Please... |
| 00:31:42 |
I will. |
| 00:31:44 |
Marshall? |
| 00:31:46 |
Marshall, where are you going? |
| 00:31:47 |
Someone or something knows we're here. |
| 00:31:50 |
It's in my head calling to me. |
| 00:31:51 |
Get back Holly! |
| 00:31:53 |
What are you doing?! |
| 00:31:54 |
I've seen this before! |
| 00:31:56 |
We gotta put him down while |
| 00:31:59 |
Chaka, let's roll! |
| 00:32:00 |
What?! |
| 00:32:09 |
You see? |
| 00:32:10 |
This is the place! |
| 00:32:12 |
A beacon! |
| 00:32:14 |
A transmitter! |
| 00:32:15 |
Tapping directly into my prefontal lobe! |
| 00:32:20 |
What the hell?! |
| 00:32:21 |
Stop it! |
| 00:32:22 |
Well I'll be... |
| 00:32:24 |
I guess you weren't crazy. |
| 00:32:25 |
Okay... |
| 00:32:26 |
I'm man enough to say that's my bad. |
| 00:32:29 |
Wow, has incredible architecture...almost |
| 00:32:35 |
Reminds me of the prudential building. |
| 00:32:44 |
I'll bet somebody's |
| 00:32:52 |
Feel that? |
| 00:32:54 |
That ambient energy? |
| 00:32:55 |
Just like at Devil's Canyon. |
| 00:32:57 |
Yeah, tachyon radiation. |
| 00:33:00 |
Marshall, the meter can't be far. |
| 00:33:10 |
Finally something cool huh? |
| 00:33:12 |
What, no reaction? |
| 00:33:13 |
You guys have seen that before |
| 00:33:18 |
What's this thing? |
| 00:33:19 |
Maybe this is where ancient |
| 00:33:23 |
Just picture Santana |
| 00:33:28 |
It vibrates. |
| 00:33:29 |
I wouldn't touch that alright. |
| 00:33:32 |
Do you believe in life after love! |
| 00:33:35 |
That is so dumb and childish. |
| 00:33:38 |
Do you believe in life after love! |
| 00:33:42 |
Will could you please be quiet, |
| 00:33:45 |
I can feel something inside me say |
| 00:33:48 |
I really don't think |
| 00:33:55 |
Really feel it in my forearms. |
| 00:33:56 |
Yeah, you usually have to |
| 00:33:59 |
Holly you should sit on this. |
| 00:34:05 |
What? |
| 00:34:08 |
What is it Chaka? |
| 00:34:09 |
What'd you say? |
| 00:34:12 |
What's he saying? |
| 00:34:13 |
I don't know if this is anything |
| 00:34:16 |
Sarisa Taka? |
| 00:34:17 |
Chorizo Tacos? |
| 00:34:18 |
Are you saying Chorizo Tacos? |
| 00:34:20 |
Don't play around |
| 00:34:24 |
Sarisa |
| 00:34:25 |
What the hell does that mean? |
| 00:34:29 |
Well... |
| 00:34:30 |
I'm afraid we'll never know. |
| 00:34:40 |
Okay... |
| 00:34:44 |
Oh shit it's not Chorizo Tacos. |
| 00:34:47 |
No immediate danger, |
| 00:34:52 |
I repeat, no immediate danger. |
| 00:34:54 |
Would you stop that?! Please! |
| 00:35:02 |
They're everywhere! |
| 00:35:03 |
Just like zombies! |
| 00:35:04 |
That's how zombies get you! Volume! |
| 00:35:07 |
We're all gonna die! |
| 00:35:09 |
Like hell... |
| 00:35:10 |
I'm gonna take at least one |
| 00:35:13 |
even if you have to choke |
| 00:35:17 |
What you want some too do you? |
| 00:35:19 |
What are you guys doing?! |
| 00:35:21 |
One second... |
| 00:35:32 |
What in the hell? |
| 00:35:37 |
Get in! |
| 00:35:40 |
Wait stand down Holly. |
| 00:35:44 |
Hang on... |
| 00:35:46 |
Hang on I think we're safe. |
| 00:35:47 |
They don't seem to be able to |
| 00:35:49 |
Thank god for that. |
| 00:35:50 |
That one keeps peering into my soul. |
| 00:35:52 |
This is just fantastic. |
| 00:35:53 |
Now we're just going to stand in here |
| 00:35:58 |
Huge... |
| 00:35:59 |
Thingy... |
| 00:36:01 |
Wow that is an efficient use of space. |
| 00:36:03 |
Like Snoopy's dog house. |
| 00:36:06 |
Look, there's a gold one. |
| 00:36:09 |
Let's stomp his head in. |
| 00:36:10 |
Do not fear me. |
| 00:36:12 |
I am Enik |
| 00:36:14 |
The Altrusian. |
| 00:36:16 |
Thank Vindok you've come |
| 00:36:20 |
You know me? |
| 00:36:21 |
Of course. |
| 00:36:22 |
Even in the farthest reachest of the |
| 00:36:27 |
I am a prisoner in |
| 00:36:30 |
Only you can help me escape. |
| 00:36:32 |
The fate of the universe depends on you. |
| 00:36:36 |
Well... |
| 00:36:37 |
Thats very flattering...Enik. |
| 00:36:40 |
But I think you've found the wrong guy. |
| 00:36:42 |
No Rick Marshall, I have summoned you here |
| 00:36:47 |
has already conquered my world. |
| 00:36:49 |
And now plans to conquer yours. |
| 00:36:52 |
His name is... |
| 00:36:55 |
The Zarn. |
| 00:36:56 |
I am the Zarn, heed my |
| 00:37:00 |
The Zarn became obsessed with using the power |
| 00:37:06 |
If he is not stopped he will |
| 00:37:09 |
and lead his army of Sleestak on |
| 00:37:15 |
He must be stopped. |
| 00:37:17 |
Enik... |
| 00:37:18 |
Buddy... |
| 00:37:20 |
I'm a scientist, you're a scientist. |
| 00:37:22 |
I think together you and |
| 00:37:26 |
You mustn't touch the crystals! |
| 00:37:28 |
Wrong manipulation of the crystals |
| 00:37:34 |
What do you need from us? |
| 00:37:35 |
The Zarn lacks only one |
| 00:37:39 |
A device to amplify tachyons and |
| 00:37:44 |
Well Marshall has created a device |
| 00:37:47 |
Yeah I did that. |
| 00:37:48 |
Of course, with tachyon particles focused |
| 00:37:54 |
...a stable passage way could be opened |
| 00:38:00 |
You and I are so smart. |
| 00:38:02 |
Rick Marshall, I knew |
| 00:38:05 |
Thank you. |
| 00:38:06 |
You are a truly advanced intellect. |
| 00:38:09 |
I don't know how you |
| 00:38:12 |
I don't know how I do it |
| 00:38:14 |
Excuse me?! |
| 00:38:15 |
You have this tachyon amplifier? |
| 00:38:18 |
I lost it on the way in, I don't |
| 00:38:21 |
On the contrary I detect it nearby. |
| 00:38:24 |
It... |
| 00:38:24 |
Strange... |
| 00:38:26 |
I cannot precisely pin |
| 00:38:29 |
...moves. |
| 00:38:31 |
Leave it to us. |
| 00:38:32 |
If it's out there. |
| 00:38:33 |
We'll find it. |
| 00:38:34 |
Not so fast amigo. |
| 00:38:35 |
Little rule I live by. |
| 00:38:37 |
Never trust a dude in a tunic. |
| 00:38:39 |
You live by that rule? |
| 00:38:41 |
Yes. |
| 00:38:41 |
It's never led me astray. |
| 00:38:43 |
Come on Enik, are you |
| 00:38:45 |
No, my place is here in the pylon. |
| 00:38:47 |
I must protect the crystals. |
| 00:38:49 |
If you wish to return home these crystals |
| 00:38:55 |
Find it before the Zarn does. |
| 00:38:57 |
Bring it to me, and rescue us all. |
| 00:39:00 |
Rescue the uni-verse. |
| 00:39:05 |
Alright everyone gather around. |
| 00:39:08 |
Let's go, chop chop. |
| 00:39:09 |
Hustle up. |
| 00:39:10 |
Marshall did you just make that? |
| 00:39:12 |
Yeah, I'm a bit of a |
| 00:39:16 |
It's very impressive. |
| 00:39:18 |
Thank you. |
| 00:39:19 |
Yeah well I see some |
| 00:39:21 |
I think its pretty damn good. |
| 00:39:24 |
Alright. |
| 00:39:25 |
We are here. |
| 00:39:26 |
As you can see desert, forest... |
| 00:39:30 |
What's this look like? |
| 00:39:31 |
The cave. |
| 00:39:31 |
That's the cave, that's |
| 00:39:33 |
Standard volcano. |
| 00:39:35 |
Okay? |
| 00:39:36 |
Now, I will tether Will to |
| 00:39:40 |
Okay, it will be fitted with |
| 00:39:43 |
that I fashioned out of a thermal |
| 00:39:45 |
I don't remember ever |
| 00:39:47 |
Holly! |
| 00:39:48 |
You and I will follow Will's directions as he |
| 00:39:53 |
and still presumably |
| 00:39:58 |
Oh god, he's close. |
| 00:39:59 |
I've taken care of that. |
| 00:40:01 |
During the course of my professional |
| 00:40:04 |
reptiles and various birds of |
| 00:40:07 |
Well that's disputable. |
| 00:40:08 |
Please be quiet. |
| 00:40:10 |
They have a very acute sense of smell. |
| 00:40:12 |
Now, while I gathered this strictly for |
| 00:40:16 |
I think it would prove |
| 00:40:20 |
Hadrosaur urine. |
| 00:40:21 |
We're going to cover our- |
| 00:40:22 |
Whoa, wait. |
| 00:40:23 |
What is that? |
| 00:40:24 |
Hadrosaur urine. |
| 00:40:27 |
How'd you get that? |
| 00:40:28 |
Well while you are sleeping, |
| 00:40:31 |
Okay? |
| 00:40:32 |
This was to be used |
| 00:40:34 |
And I was going to write a |
| 00:40:37 |
But now it'll just be |
| 00:40:40 |
Okay? So... |
| 00:40:41 |
We will cover ourselves- |
| 00:40:42 |
I'm sorry, so sorry. |
| 00:40:44 |
I'm just trying to figure this out. |
| 00:40:46 |
So you've been gathering urine? |
| 00:40:50 |
Yes, what's the problem? |
| 00:40:51 |
That means you stood under |
| 00:40:58 |
If you want to be technical and reduce |
| 00:41:04 |
How'd that work out for you? |
| 00:41:06 |
Are you honestly asking me? |
| 00:41:08 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:10 |
It's very peaceful. |
| 00:41:12 |
Just a little bit like fly fishing. |
| 00:41:14 |
Just out there in the night air still |
| 00:41:21 |
Okay so, we'll cover our bodies in urine, and |
| 00:41:30 |
Here they come, should've |
| 00:41:37 |
That's refreshing. |
| 00:41:39 |
Make sure to ingest some |
| 00:41:48 |
Don't do that. |
| 00:41:51 |
Okay, whose next? |
| 00:41:55 |
Really? |
| 00:41:57 |
It's not that bad. |
| 00:42:02 |
Just starting to burn my eyes a |
| 00:42:05 |
It get's up in the nostrils |
| 00:42:11 |
That's early morning stuff. |
| 00:42:14 |
That is strong. |
| 00:42:16 |
Maybe a second splash will |
| 00:42:20 |
Immediately made it worse. |
| 00:42:24 |
Where's my laser pointer? Nevermind. |
| 00:42:26 |
We will probably have to be doing... |
| 00:42:34 |
Whose that? |
| 00:42:40 |
Maybe we should just follow him. |
| 00:42:42 |
Nice model though. |
| 00:42:44 |
Yeah fine, let's forget my model |
| 00:42:54 |
Shut up Chaka! |
| 00:42:57 |
Are we there yet? |
| 00:42:59 |
You find this funny Chaka? |
| 00:43:01 |
This is the damn Bhutan |
| 00:43:11 |
My god... |
| 00:43:12 |
Absolutely incredible. |
| 00:43:15 |
This must be the main |
| 00:43:20 |
It's like...a cosmic lost and found. |
| 00:43:22 |
Wow look at all this |
| 00:43:24 |
This is like the world's greatest mall. |
| 00:43:26 |
Yeah, Will, it's just like a mall. |
| 00:43:28 |
The only thing it's |
| 00:43:30 |
Compsognathus! Look how they move! |
| 00:43:33 |
Where all these little |
| 00:43:35 |
I'll tell you where they're going to. |
| 00:43:37 |
Our raft, tachyon meter can't be far. |
| 00:43:40 |
Our raft? That's my raft. |
| 00:43:42 |
Get away from there! |
| 00:43:46 |
There's your food court. |
| 00:43:50 |
Ice cream... |
| 00:43:51 |
Hey! What're you doing? |
| 00:43:52 |
What? I'm gonna poney up and |
| 00:43:55 |
No there's a reason those |
| 00:43:59 |
They know what? |
| 00:43:59 |
It's feeding time. |
| 00:44:39 |
Tyrannosaurus female! |
| 00:44:43 |
We're in luck. |
| 00:44:45 |
These large predators are extremely territorial, |
| 00:44:54 |
Oh crap balls. |
| 00:44:56 |
Whaddya know? |
| 00:44:57 |
This is one of those situations where |
| 00:45:00 |
Run! |
| 00:45:04 |
Wait Chaka! |
| 00:45:06 |
Lead your master to safety! |
| 00:45:12 |
Chaka no! |
| 00:45:14 |
Why?! |
| 00:45:15 |
You're a little asshole Chaka! |
| 00:45:19 |
Spread out! It'll confuse them! |
| 00:45:21 |
Try running in serpentine patterns! |
| 00:45:23 |
He's incapable of |
| 00:45:27 |
Serpentine everyone! |
| 00:45:28 |
Serpentine! |
| 00:45:30 |
Serpentine! |
| 00:45:31 |
Serpentine!! |
| 00:45:32 |
No! Serpentine! |
| 00:45:34 |
Serpentine!! |
| 00:45:39 |
Son of a kid! |
| 00:45:40 |
Hey Marshall, you ever |
| 00:45:44 |
I do, I really do! I'm so tired! |
| 00:45:49 |
Get on your horse Rick Marshall! |
| 00:45:57 |
Fascinating but terrifying! |
| 00:46:21 |
No! |
| 00:46:23 |
Marshall! |
| 00:46:24 |
Still here! |
| 00:46:26 |
I hope you're taping this! |
| 00:46:27 |
I got it! |
| 00:46:54 |
I don't want to die in a hummer! |
| 00:47:07 |
A massacre... |
| 00:47:22 |
Gross! |
| 00:47:31 |
Set the catapult! |
| 00:47:33 |
What?! |
| 00:47:35 |
Set the catapult! |
| 00:47:37 |
What?! |
| 00:47:38 |
Set the fuckin' catapult! |
| 00:47:41 |
This thing?! |
| 00:47:41 |
Catapult! Now! |
| 00:47:43 |
No no, take her that way! Go that way! |
| 00:47:46 |
Just do it! |
| 00:47:48 |
Come on! |
| 00:47:49 |
How the hell do you set a catapult! |
| 00:47:50 |
I don't know, just turn it! |
| 00:47:53 |
One! |
| 00:47:55 |
Two! |
| 00:47:56 |
Three! |
| 00:48:02 |
Crank that thing! |
| 00:48:06 |
Oh no! |
| 00:48:07 |
Crank that mother! |
| 00:48:09 |
I'm coming in hot! |
| 00:48:14 |
Keep going! |
| 00:48:16 |
Put your back into it! |
| 00:48:19 |
The package has arrived. |
| 00:48:20 |
What's the package? |
| 00:48:22 |
It's a canister of refridgerant. |
| 00:48:25 |
Now! |
| 00:48:39 |
I did not expect that. |
| 00:48:56 |
Gay showtunes! |
| 00:48:58 |
Cassie...Beebe. |
| 00:49:00 |
Tachyon meter! |
| 00:49:17 |
Oh that blows. |
| 00:49:19 |
That... |
| 00:49:21 |
BLOWS... |
| 00:49:38 |
Marshall? |
| 00:49:42 |
What're you doing? |
| 00:49:44 |
I'm giving up. |
| 00:49:46 |
It feels good. |
| 00:49:48 |
But what about finding our way home? |
| 00:49:51 |
Validation for your life's work, you just |
| 00:49:55 |
No no of course not. |
| 00:49:57 |
Lying here is just |
| 00:49:59 |
It's phase two that |
| 00:50:02 |
It involves adjusting the angle of my recline, |
| 00:50:08 |
Deceptively simple yet elegant. |
| 00:50:10 |
Yeah, I tried. |
| 00:50:12 |
I failed. |
| 00:50:13 |
And you know what, once |
| 00:50:16 |
You mean fault. |
| 00:50:17 |
No, I actually mean vault. |
| 00:50:20 |
It's from a poster with |
| 00:50:22 |
That's really freaking stupid man. |
| 00:50:23 |
I can't believe I'm hearing this. |
| 00:50:25 |
Any scientist in his |
| 00:50:27 |
Initiating phase two. |
| 00:50:32 |
Do you know how I first heard about you? |
| 00:50:34 |
As a joke. |
| 00:50:36 |
First year at Cambridge we used to email your |
| 00:50:40 |
I mean as you tube hall of fame moments |
| 00:50:44 |
and then that monkey |
| 00:50:46 |
In that order. |
| 00:50:48 |
But I wasn't laughing. |
| 00:50:50 |
Because I fascinated. I saw a man who was willing to |
| 00:50:55 |
I took that to heart Dr. Marshall, I've committed myself |
| 00:51:00 |
For my theories, you |
| 00:51:02 |
Yeah that's what everyone told me. |
| 00:51:05 |
But I didn't believe it, not 'til now. |
| 00:51:14 |
Have you seen this monkey video? |
| 00:51:18 |
Yeah, I've seen it about a dozen times. |
| 00:51:21 |
God bless the internet. |
| 00:51:23 |
Come on Chaka. |
| 00:51:24 |
Let's work on our mission statement. |
| 00:51:40 |
How's it going? |
| 00:51:42 |
What's wrong little guy, you okay? |
| 00:51:46 |
Lady troubles? |
| 00:51:50 |
Tell me about it. |
| 00:51:51 |
This obviously stays |
| 00:51:54 |
I'm coming up on a 6 year dry spell. |
| 00:52:07 |
He says that he misses his |
| 00:52:10 |
They're carefree and nomadic, |
| 00:52:14 |
Just like me. |
| 00:52:15 |
I moved "tres" times just to |
| 00:52:18 |
Continue. |
| 00:52:22 |
Their women wait on the men, |
| 00:52:26 |
I'm liking this, continue. |
| 00:52:30 |
They're ugly, but they make up |
| 00:52:39 |
He says as prince of his tribe he personally |
| 00:52:45 |
Wow, not bad little dude. |
| 00:52:48 |
And they bring him all |
| 00:52:52 |
Yeah, you get the idea |
| 00:53:12 |
Any room around that |
| 00:53:15 |
Thought you gave up? |
| 00:53:17 |
I did. |
| 00:53:19 |
I gave up on giving up. |
| 00:53:23 |
Sat out there for a long time. |
| 00:53:25 |
Just me, my shame and |
| 00:53:31 |
I've had a change of heart. |
| 00:53:34 |
Tried too long and hard to think |
| 00:53:38 |
Well, I realized there |
| 00:53:41 |
But maybe... |
| 00:53:42 |
Just maybe... |
| 00:53:44 |
There's something I could sing. |
| 00:53:45 |
No really it's alright- |
| 00:53:46 |
Marshall...Will and Holly... |
| 00:53:50 |
On a routine expedition. |
| 00:53:53 |
Met the greatest earthquake ever known. |
| 00:53:59 |
That's all I got. |
| 00:54:00 |
That's fine. |
| 00:54:01 |
Apology accepted. |
| 00:54:03 |
Thanks, you guys are being so generous. |
| 00:54:05 |
Really appreciate it, I |
| 00:54:07 |
Met the greatest |
| 00:54:15 |
High on the rapids. |
| 00:54:18 |
It struck their tiny raft. |
| 00:54:22 |
That's good. |
| 00:54:23 |
And plunged them down- |
| 00:54:27 |
I'm so tired. |
| 00:54:29 |
A thousand feet below. |
| 00:54:33 |
I'm feeling weak. |
| 00:54:35 |
Really bushwacked. |
| 00:54:37 |
Anyway here's how I end it, a |
| 00:54:43 |
Guys, I'm sleepy. |
| 00:54:44 |
The Land... |
| 00:54:48 |
Land...of the Lost- |
| 00:54:55 |
I'm so tired! |
| 00:55:06 |
What happened? |
| 00:55:08 |
You had a bug on you. |
| 00:55:10 |
But it's gone now. |
| 00:55:12 |
Oh okay. |
| 00:55:37 |
Alright everyone! |
| 00:55:39 |
Rise and shine. |
| 00:55:41 |
Listen up, it's a new day. |
| 00:55:44 |
Yes we've had a set back. |
| 00:55:46 |
Yes it is tempting to |
| 00:55:50 |
But thats not how a new Marshall rolls. |
| 00:55:52 |
You hear me? |
| 00:55:54 |
Not by a damn sight. |
| 00:55:56 |
This isn't hands down |
| 00:55:58 |
Alright? |
| 00:56:00 |
This is a Gordon on 2 pints of Ben & Jerry's and |
| 00:56:05 |
but two Mama's Family reunion Marshall. |
| 00:56:07 |
Uh-Uh! |
| 00:56:08 |
He's gone. |
| 00:56:09 |
Here's the deal. |
| 00:56:11 |
Enik's counting on us. |
| 00:56:13 |
The whole world is counting on us. |
| 00:56:15 |
If we have any hope of returning home we need to |
| 00:56:19 |
That means climbing. |
| 00:56:20 |
Hours of arduous |
| 00:56:23 |
Not tomorrow. |
| 00:56:24 |
Not in a few hours. |
| 00:56:26 |
But right now! |
| 00:56:27 |
Understood? |
| 00:56:28 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:28 |
Understood Will? |
| 00:56:30 |
Hmm? |
| 00:56:31 |
Let's move out you panzies. |
| 00:56:33 |
Hey! This is not a race. |
| 00:56:36 |
Okay? |
| 00:57:06 |
What the hell? |
| 00:57:08 |
Teradachtyl eggs incubating |
| 00:57:12 |
There's your shitty boombox. |
| 00:57:14 |
Across a sea of thin volcanic glass. |
| 00:57:19 |
Okay Will, what you're gonna want to |
| 00:57:23 |
at the same time keep |
| 00:57:26 |
Hey, Will? |
| 00:57:29 |
I know you're faking. |
| 00:57:30 |
Okay, Chaka! |
| 00:57:33 |
Chaka! |
| 00:57:35 |
Come on. |
| 00:57:37 |
Fine. |
| 00:57:38 |
Maybe I'll need to listen to the words of a group |
| 00:57:42 |
God I hope I get it. |
| 00:57:44 |
I hope I get it. |
| 00:57:46 |
Marshall? |
| 00:57:49 |
Be careful. |
| 00:57:52 |
I'm up! |
| 00:57:52 |
I'm up I got this. |
| 00:57:54 |
Oh Marshall, you got it. |
| 00:57:58 |
Do me a favor? |
| 00:58:00 |
Just keep an eye on the mother okay? |
| 00:58:01 |
You mustn't change the surface |
| 00:58:04 |
any drop of sweat could |
| 00:58:34 |
I got it. |
| 00:58:36 |
I got it! |
| 00:59:06 |
They're hatching! |
| 00:59:08 |
Why are they hatching?! |
| 00:59:09 |
The music! |
| 00:59:10 |
It must be like a lullaby. |
| 00:59:18 |
God I hope I get it! |
| 00:59:20 |
I hope I get it! |
| 00:59:21 |
How many people does he need? |
| 00:59:25 |
God I hope I get it! |
| 00:59:27 |
I hope I get it! |
| 00:59:29 |
How many boys, how many girls? |
| 00:59:32 |
Look at all the people! |
| 00:59:34 |
At all the people! |
| 00:59:36 |
How many people does he need? |
| 00:59:37 |
How many boys, how many girls? |
| 00:59:39 |
How many people does he- |
| 00:59:40 |
I really need this job. |
| 00:59:43 |
Please God I need this job. |
| 00:59:46 |
I've got to get this job! |
| 01:00:27 |
I'm gonna miss this place |
| 01:00:41 |
Oh drink? |
| 01:00:42 |
Drink, yes! |
| 01:00:47 |
That is delicious and refreshing. |
| 01:00:49 |
Sweet and sour like Chinese food. |
| 01:00:54 |
He's saying it's a celebratory |
| 01:00:57 |
Cheers! |
| 01:01:00 |
It brings a joyful lightness |
| 01:01:06 |
No, I'm sorry its not joyful lightness. |
| 01:01:08 |
A better translation would |
| 01:01:13 |
And then your bravery will |
| 01:01:19 |
And the shadow hats will rise from their |
| 01:01:27 |
And it'll feel like...your |
| 01:01:31 |
By a ghost serpent. |
| 01:01:34 |
Well that can't be right. |
| 01:01:35 |
No, that can't be right. |
| 01:01:37 |
Chaka, maki rishu...dong doh? |
| 01:01:43 |
Oh okay, so it's not ghost serpent. |
| 01:01:45 |
It's much much closer to zombie dick. |
| 01:01:50 |
I think it might be a narcotic. |
| 01:01:53 |
Is that so? |
| 01:01:57 |
Need you to be honest with me okay? |
| 01:02:00 |
Are you a cop? |
| 01:02:05 |
That's not an answer Chaka. |
| 01:02:06 |
That's your name. |
| 01:02:09 |
Seriously, by law you have to |
| 01:02:12 |
Marco -Polo |
| 01:02:14 |
You wearing a wire? |
| 01:02:23 |
Marco -Polo |
| 01:02:30 |
Hello! |
| 01:02:38 |
Hot coffee. |
| 01:03:22 |
I need food. |
| 01:03:23 |
Marshall! |
| 01:03:24 |
Yeah? |
| 01:03:25 |
Fruit me buddy! |
| 01:04:06 |
Chaka? |
| 01:04:08 |
I owe you an apology. |
| 01:04:11 |
Okay, I... |
| 01:04:13 |
I'm a guest in your land. |
| 01:04:15 |
A guest who came unannounced, uninvited. |
| 01:04:20 |
I've treated you like a toilet. |
| 01:04:23 |
A toilet! |
| 01:04:25 |
I want to make it up to you. |
| 01:04:28 |
Because the love I feel for |
| 01:04:33 |
Is a billion times greater than the love |
| 01:04:43 |
You can take that to the bank. |
| 01:04:48 |
I'm so glad you guys squashed that. |
| 01:04:50 |
I love you guys so much. |
| 01:04:52 |
You guys are amazing. |
| 01:04:55 |
I don't ever want to go home. |
| 01:04:56 |
No. |
| 01:04:57 |
This is just like Sandal's resort. |
| 01:04:59 |
Just good people, a lot of good food. |
| 01:05:02 |
Good times. |
| 01:05:04 |
I want to make this my life. |
| 01:05:06 |
I'm just gonna make |
| 01:05:14 |
Hey hey! |
| 01:05:15 |
You're funny Chaka! |
| 01:05:17 |
He's hilarious! |
| 01:05:17 |
You're funny. |
| 01:05:18 |
His jokes are disgusting. |
| 01:05:23 |
You're funny. |
| 01:05:23 |
Hey for real though? |
| 01:05:25 |
How much money would I have to pay |
| 01:05:30 |
For real? |
| 01:05:32 |
Totally real! |
| 01:05:33 |
For real, for real? |
| 01:05:34 |
Totally, in his mucky mouth. |
| 01:05:37 |
Hey if it doesn't leave the three |
| 01:05:41 |
It's not gonna leave here. |
| 01:05:43 |
I'd do it right now. |
| 01:05:44 |
Let me see it. |
| 01:05:46 |
Kiss him. |
| 01:05:47 |
It doesn't leave the three of us? |
| 01:05:49 |
No dude, I won't tell anybody. |
| 01:05:50 |
Who am I gonna tell? |
| 01:05:53 |
Why don't you kiss him? |
| 01:05:54 |
I'm gonna do it! |
| 01:05:54 |
Come here! |
| 01:06:01 |
You guys are gross! |
| 01:06:04 |
I don't wanna do it! |
| 01:06:08 |
I don't want to do it! |
| 01:06:10 |
I've changed my mind! |
| 01:06:21 |
Dinosaur eggs! |
| 01:06:24 |
Dinosaur poo... |
| 01:06:38 |
This is the Zarn! |
| 01:06:40 |
Heed my warning or be destroyed! |
| 01:06:42 |
We're just trying to get home! |
| 01:06:44 |
Enik the Altrusian has |
| 01:06:47 |
He's over taken the central |
| 01:06:50 |
And now plans to lead his army of Sleestak |
| 01:06:55 |
If you're hearing this, heed |
| 01:07:00 |
No! Enik! No! |
| 01:07:25 |
The Zarn? |
| 01:07:27 |
I've gotta go and warn the- |
| 01:07:49 |
Holly? |
| 01:07:54 |
Holly...? |
| 01:08:03 |
They've taken Holly. |
| 01:08:05 |
Chaka! |
| 01:08:06 |
I've got a mission for you. |
| 01:08:08 |
Now listen closely. |
| 01:08:22 |
I don't know what that means. |
| 01:08:23 |
Just come on! |
| 01:08:32 |
Oh man. |
| 01:08:33 |
Sentries, classic hive behavior. |
| 01:08:37 |
Obviously on patrol. |
| 01:08:39 |
Just like drones tirelessly hunting. |
| 01:08:42 |
Dude, it looks like they're |
| 01:08:44 |
No. No. |
| 01:08:55 |
He's about to tap that ass! |
| 01:08:56 |
Would you shut up? |
| 01:08:58 |
He's not about to tap that ass. |
| 01:09:01 |
Oh you're right. |
| 01:09:03 |
He's totally tapping that ass. |
| 01:09:05 |
Yeah wow...Our own little private show. |
| 01:09:16 |
Oh god, they shed. |
| 01:09:37 |
Hi. |
| 01:09:38 |
Hey don't do that. |
| 01:09:39 |
Just focus. |
| 01:09:45 |
We find you guilty, for providing |
| 01:09:50 |
There she is! |
| 01:09:51 |
Prepare the meet the Sleestak god! |
| 01:09:54 |
Stop! |
| 01:09:55 |
Marshall! |
| 01:09:56 |
Do not interfere! |
| 01:09:57 |
Dude, what the hell are you doing? |
| 01:09:59 |
This one was caught trying to |
| 01:10:03 |
You want Holly? You've |
| 01:10:06 |
No, Marshall don't. |
| 01:10:08 |
Because we're all friends of Enik! |
| 01:10:09 |
Enik the Altrusian is guilty of the |
| 01:10:15 |
Entire what now? |
| 01:10:16 |
Convicted of his crimes, he was |
| 01:10:21 |
What? |
| 01:10:22 |
And made to wear a tunic |
| 01:10:26 |
Told you dude, tunic. |
| 01:10:28 |
As his allies, you shall die as well. |
| 01:10:31 |
Sieze them! |
| 01:10:35 |
Marshall! |
| 01:10:40 |
Hold on! |
| 01:11:17 |
Wait! |
| 01:11:18 |
Wait a minute, our working relationship. |
| 01:11:25 |
I wanted to do that |
| 01:11:28 |
You mean we could've been |
| 01:11:29 |
Yeah, but I was worried it wouldn't be |
| 01:11:32 |
No, no...not distracting. |
| 01:11:34 |
Never distracting. |
| 01:11:37 |
Are you guys kidding |
| 01:11:39 |
Now is the time for this? |
| 01:11:41 |
You know he's- |
| 01:11:42 |
He's right, we've got to stop Enik! |
| 01:11:45 |
Right now he has the upper hand. |
| 01:11:47 |
I know we... |
| 01:11:48 |
have the element of surprise but... |
| 01:11:53 |
Yeah about that... |
| 01:11:56 |
What? |
| 01:11:57 |
We sent Chaka to go get him. |
| 01:12:05 |
Well then. |
| 01:12:07 |
Rick Marshall. |
| 01:12:09 |
Coming here represents a slight |
| 01:12:12 |
I have what I need. |
| 01:12:14 |
And it's all thanks |
| 01:12:18 |
And this! |
| 01:12:21 |
Don't! We're out gunned. |
| 01:12:22 |
My Sleestack stand prepared. |
| 01:12:26 |
With the power of the |
| 01:12:29 |
My conquering army. |
| 01:12:31 |
Thanks to your device. |
| 01:12:33 |
I can lead an invasion force anywhere |
| 01:12:38 |
But I believe I'll |
| 01:12:41 |
My Sleestak's reproduce rather quickly. |
| 01:12:44 |
Yeah we already caught |
| 01:12:46 |
In merely weeks, your world will |
| 01:12:52 |
And left standing in the |
| 01:12:56 |
I'll be sure to give you |
| 01:13:00 |
I know how important that is to you. |
| 01:13:04 |
Now save your strength. |
| 01:13:06 |
You'll need it. |
| 01:13:10 |
You'll need it? |
| 01:13:12 |
What is it? |
| 01:13:18 |
Marshall? |
| 01:13:22 |
Oh great. |
| 01:13:32 |
Right, you run and I'll |
| 01:13:34 |
No, I'm not running. |
| 01:13:38 |
This ends here. |
| 01:13:40 |
Marshall, what are you doing? |
| 01:13:42 |
Maybe what I was always meant to do. |
| 01:13:44 |
Now just go, I'll meet |
| 01:13:48 |
No we're not leaving without you. |
| 01:13:50 |
Go! |
| 01:13:52 |
Get out of here, I don't love you! |
| 01:13:57 |
Go! |
| 01:13:58 |
Marshall! |
| 01:13:59 |
Get! |
| 01:14:00 |
You're ugly! |
| 01:14:10 |
Look, if you're gonna do |
| 01:14:13 |
Got some high powered fireworks |
| 01:14:15 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 01:14:17 |
You mean you've been carrying a bag of |
| 01:14:21 |
There's literally a dozen situations |
| 01:14:26 |
He's right, none of that |
| 01:14:29 |
Listen... |
| 01:14:30 |
I gotta be straight with |
| 01:14:32 |
I thought you were just a... |
| 01:14:34 |
...dumbass dude who dressed |
| 01:14:37 |
You're solid. |
| 01:14:39 |
Thick or thin, I will follow you |
| 01:14:44 |
Absolutely anytime. |
| 01:14:46 |
Okay! How about now? |
| 01:14:49 |
Like, right now? |
| 01:14:50 |
Yeah. |
| 01:14:52 |
Honestly? |
| 01:14:54 |
I didn't really expect you to |
| 01:14:56 |
So, on this one unfortunately |
| 01:15:00 |
But I think it's gonna be awesome for you |
| 01:15:05 |
I'm gonna be rootin' for ya. |
| 01:15:06 |
Okay? |
| 01:15:07 |
Trenches bro. |
| 01:15:09 |
It's all about love. |
| 01:15:11 |
Okay? |
| 01:15:13 |
After this time. |
| 01:15:14 |
I'm there for you, okay? |
| 01:15:16 |
Anytime after now. |
| 01:15:19 |
He's your man, not me. |
| 01:15:53 |
Alright, it's a fact. |
| 01:15:55 |
You and I don't like each other. |
| 01:15:59 |
Only one will remain. |
| 01:16:02 |
Just gonna have to fight |
| 01:16:19 |
Damn you're quick, it's |
| 01:16:21 |
But, you don't carry |
| 01:16:26 |
Welcome to the big |
| 01:16:47 |
Stupid... |
| 01:16:53 |
You're cornered man, there's no way out! |
| 01:16:56 |
There's always a way out! |
| 01:16:59 |
Because if you don't make it... |
| 01:17:03 |
It's your own damn vault. |
| 01:17:32 |
My god! He's going to do it! |
| 01:17:34 |
Do it! Do it! |
| 01:17:43 |
God! |
| 01:17:46 |
Can't believe it. |
| 01:17:53 |
Hey! |
| 01:17:54 |
Yeah, you! |
| 01:17:55 |
You bastard! |
| 01:17:58 |
Do you realize who you just ate, do you? |
| 01:18:01 |
Probably the most brilliant man ever. |
| 01:18:03 |
Probably the only man |
| 01:18:05 |
Alright, so he was wrong about the size of your |
| 01:18:09 |
you reason with him you stupid idiot! |
| 01:18:12 |
He was your future! |
| 01:18:14 |
He was my future! |
| 01:18:17 |
And I'm never going to get a chance |
| 01:18:29 |
It's cool, it's cool! |
| 01:18:36 |
Right! |
| 01:18:37 |
Now we must get home, |
| 01:18:39 |
and we're gonna tell the world |
| 01:19:03 |
Come on you big green bastards! |
| 01:19:07 |
I am sick and tired of you |
| 01:19:21 |
Will! |
| 01:19:23 |
Alright little dude, let's do this. |
| 01:19:27 |
Lock and load! |
| 01:19:35 |
Want some of this? |
| 01:19:37 |
Eat Chaka! Eat! |
| 01:19:40 |
Will! |
| 01:19:44 |
Step, step and lift! |
| 01:19:52 |
Alright my murderous |
| 01:19:59 |
Bite that guy right there! |
| 01:20:04 |
That's him... |
| 01:20:05 |
That's him! |
| 01:20:10 |
Oh god that's the coolest |
| 01:20:15 |
Would it be cool if he slides down Grumpy's |
| 01:20:23 |
Oh god, I've lived. |
| 01:20:25 |
I have lived. |
| 01:20:28 |
Come on it tickles. |
| 01:20:30 |
Marshall! |
| 01:20:35 |
What happened? |
| 01:20:36 |
We thought you had died. |
| 01:20:38 |
Died? |
| 01:20:40 |
That was just a minor set back. |
| 01:20:43 |
Okay let's go home. |
| 01:20:46 |
No, this is insane we saw you |
| 01:20:49 |
What did he puke you out or something? |
| 01:20:51 |
No, its not possible |
| 01:20:53 |
Not important right now. |
| 01:20:57 |
I'm okay, and that's it. |
| 01:20:59 |
This is messed up. |
| 01:21:00 |
Look I'd really rather |
| 01:21:04 |
Now... |
| 01:21:06 |
Let's light this candle. |
| 01:21:07 |
No, Marshall...how did you get out? |
| 01:21:09 |
I will talk to you about it later! |
| 01:21:11 |
Individually to each one |
| 01:21:17 |
Oh geez... |
| 01:21:18 |
Would you grow up? |
| 01:21:19 |
Oh my God! |
| 01:21:21 |
Yes, he pooped me out! |
| 01:21:24 |
Now you guys are friends? |
| 01:21:26 |
Well, I was making my way through his bowels |
| 01:21:32 |
and yes he's in a much better mood now. |
| 01:21:34 |
So, can we move on? |
| 01:21:36 |
I really would like to go home. |
| 01:21:38 |
You were dueced out by a |
| 01:21:45 |
Grumpy listen... |
| 01:21:48 |
When you talk about |
| 01:21:53 |
Please be gentle...okay? |
| 01:21:58 |
That makes us best buds now. |
| 01:22:05 |
Don't worry about it, it's |
| 01:22:09 |
Let's go guys. |
| 01:22:10 |
To freedom! |
| 01:22:22 |
Thank you Dr. Marshall. |
| 01:22:24 |
And now the doorway opens. |
| 01:22:30 |
Enik! |
| 01:22:32 |
It's over. |
| 01:22:33 |
You're not going anywhere. |
| 01:22:35 |
You think you can challenge me?! |
| 01:22:45 |
I wrestled at Purdue! |
| 01:22:47 |
JV! |
| 01:22:50 |
Fight! Fight! Fight! |
| 01:22:54 |
Chaka! |
| 01:22:55 |
Get ready for the ball breaker! |
| 01:22:59 |
Marshall, I'm coming in! |
| 01:23:03 |
Oh! Misfire! |
| 01:23:23 |
What have you done?! |
| 01:23:24 |
The door! |
| 01:23:26 |
It's closing forever! |
| 01:23:41 |
It's barely holding! |
| 01:23:42 |
Let's go! |
| 01:23:47 |
Ha! |
| 01:23:48 |
It's your home, or your |
| 01:23:53 |
No it isn't! |
| 01:23:54 |
Reverse! |
| 01:23:56 |
You go! |
| 01:23:57 |
I've got this yellow bastard |
| 01:24:01 |
What?! |
| 01:24:02 |
Yeah! |
| 01:24:02 |
I've been talking to my man Chaka! |
| 01:24:04 |
He pitches a pretty good world! |
| 01:24:06 |
I mean think about it. |
| 01:24:07 |
My home was never in the real world? |
| 01:24:09 |
Never belonged. |
| 01:24:10 |
This could be a fresh start for me. |
| 01:24:12 |
Make some new friends? |
| 01:24:15 |
A winner... |
| 01:24:17 |
Wow, I really admire you right now. |
| 01:24:19 |
I just feel like so many people go through this |
| 01:24:23 |
And they themselves, can never find it. |
| 01:24:26 |
Or worse. |
| 01:24:27 |
They find it, and let it slip away. |
| 01:24:31 |
I am so afraid of that happening. |
| 01:24:33 |
You wouldn't be human if |
| 01:24:35 |
Marshall! |
| 01:24:37 |
Please, you can't leave |
| 01:24:40 |
As one scientist to |
| 01:24:45 |
Science shows no mercy. |
| 01:24:47 |
And neither do I. |
| 01:24:49 |
That's good. |
| 01:24:51 |
Let's go Holly. |
| 01:24:56 |
Ready? |
| 01:24:57 |
Ready... |
| 01:24:59 |
Chaka! Technically |
| 01:25:14 |
Marshall? |
| 01:25:15 |
Holly? |
| 01:25:21 |
We made it! |
| 01:25:32 |
I just want to say... |
| 01:25:34 |
You have grown into a beautiful woman. |
| 01:25:51 |
Hey! |
| 01:25:54 |
Where's Will? |
| 01:25:57 |
He went to a better place. |
| 01:26:01 |
You killed him? |
| 01:26:02 |
No... |
| 01:26:05 |
No he went to a strange world. |
| 01:26:09 |
A world of Dinosaurs, |
| 01:26:14 |
A whole in space and time, a virtual... |
| 01:26:18 |
Land of the lost. |
| 01:26:20 |
As hard as it is to |
| 01:26:25 |
Alright, cool. |
| 01:26:29 |
Did you see the Sleestaks |
| 01:26:33 |
I've never seen them move so fast. |
| 01:26:36 |
Couldn't agree more little buddy. |
| 01:26:38 |
Tunic... |
| 01:26:41 |
I got you come on. |
| 01:26:46 |
You are deceptively heavy. |
| 01:27:06 |
I'm a pina kusa! |
| 01:27:13 |
Chaka! |
| 01:27:15 |
God, we're kings! |
| 01:27:23 |
That's what your women look like? |
| 01:27:24 |
Hop off, be cool. |
| 01:27:28 |
Whoa easy, stand down! |
| 01:27:31 |
I got this. |
| 01:27:33 |
How's it going? I'm Will, |
| 01:27:37 |
I'm here to offer you all |
| 01:27:41 |
And really pretty much anything |
| 01:27:47 |
Hey, how's it going? |
| 01:27:49 |
Yeah that's denim. |
| 01:27:50 |
Denim. |
| 01:27:52 |
Yeah...yeah. |
| 01:27:56 |
This was definitely a good choice. |
| 01:28:00 |
This is TODAY with Matt Lauer. |
| 01:28:04 |
It's been sometime since my final |
| 01:28:09 |
remarkable events of the passed |
| 01:28:13 |
He's back with a new book, and more startling |
| 01:28:18 |
The pipe's allowed. |
| 01:28:19 |
I asked. |
| 01:28:20 |
That's great news. |
| 01:28:22 |
You've had, quite a year. |
| 01:28:25 |
Actually stellar year, Matt. |
| 01:28:27 |
In fact I brought you |
| 01:28:29 |
Which my beautiful partner, and lover Holly |
| 01:28:34 |
And I'm obviously very |
| 01:28:37 |
It's a book. |
| 01:28:37 |
Sixteen weeks on the NY |
| 01:28:40 |
Let me get to your discovery |
| 01:28:41 |
This is for you. |
| 01:28:42 |
I signed it. |
| 01:28:47 |
You're supposed to say the |
| 01:28:48 |
That's not gonna happen. |
| 01:28:50 |
Just say it. |
| 01:28:51 |
No! |
| 01:28:51 |
Just say the damn title. |
| 01:28:53 |
Fine. |
| 01:28:54 |
Matt Lauer can suck it, |
| 01:28:58 |
I was so surprised that your |
| 01:29:00 |
I was like, are you sure? |
| 01:29:02 |
He said yeah, go for it. |
| 01:29:03 |
Son of a bitch! |
