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00:03:08 Green 88!
00:03:23 That ends the first half of play...
00:03:25 ... with the score:
00:03:31 Let's go! Move!
00:03:38 Billy Cole!
00:03:40 The first half stunk!
00:03:42 Open the holes up!
00:03:45 Billy Cole.
00:03:47 Call on line 3.
00:03:49 Let's kick some butt.
00:03:53 I hate Cleveland!
00:03:59 Hello, William. This is Milo.
00:04:01 There's a lot of money on this game.
00:04:07 You better score some touchdowns.
00:04:09 Do whatever it takes.
00:04:12 Or else you're history.
00:04:17 It's the second half.
00:04:20 ... for this game between the
00:04:24 I'm Vern Lundquist with
00:04:28 ... it really is that wet.
00:04:31 Vern, even though the Stallions
00:04:34 ...there walks a happy man, Sheldon
00:04:38 His team tops the
00:04:41 Sheldon is with Lynn Swann now.
00:04:44 - Let's go to them.
00:04:46 That's pretty poor attendance,
00:04:50 I wouldn't say.
00:04:52 Explain the attendance and TV ratings
00:04:57 No, it's good journalism
00:05:19 Are there any heroes left in the game?
00:05:22 What game are you watching?
00:05:25 Billy Cole is having the game
00:05:52 First and 10 at the
00:06:05 First and 10, 2 minutes left.
00:06:10 L.A. Needs 7.
00:06:13 You've got to be thinking:
00:06:39 The pass is complete to Billy Cole!
00:07:14 Ain't life a bitch?
00:07:45 Dude's trashed.
00:07:47 We should do something to him.
00:08:00 Do it.
00:08:20 This dude is really trashed.
00:08:24 Go on. Take his watch.
00:08:31 He's got a gun!
00:09:03 This is Hallenbeck Investigations.
00:09:08 Joe! Mike Matthews.
00:09:12 Hold on a minute.
00:09:15 I thought you were in Vegas.
00:09:20 You sound terrific.
00:09:21 I think I fucked
00:09:26 You still taking charity?
00:09:27 - What do you got?
00:09:31 Some weirdo 's hassling her
00:09:35 Rates 3 on my finger scale.
00:09:37 I'd cut off 3 fingers
00:09:41 Make her a one on your nose scale.
00:09:45 Yeah, eat me.
00:09:46 I'm booked.
00:09:48 I was going to smoke cigarettes.
00:09:51 - Could you postpone?
00:09:55 It's 500 bucks.
00:09:57 I got to run some errands.
00:09:59 Meet you in an hour.
00:10:01 Comb your hair.
00:10:24 Nobody likes you.
00:10:26 Everybody hates you.
00:10:29 You're going to lose.
00:10:34 Smile, you fuck.
00:11:09 Jimmy?
00:11:11 You still here?
00:11:14 Guess I am.
00:11:19 Help me!
00:11:25 Ray.
00:11:27 - What's with the girl, man?
00:11:30 It's too early for that.
00:11:33 She ain't coming up
00:11:36 She's going to drown, man.
00:11:39 Fuck you, loser!
00:11:40 Let her go.
00:11:41 Why are you here? It's a league party.
00:11:50 You bastard!
00:11:52 - Get out of here.
00:11:54 You fuckhead!
00:11:58 Best arm in the National League.
00:12:16 I thought you were in Las Vegas.
00:12:19 I was.
00:12:22 Where'd you sleep?
00:12:23 The office.
00:12:28 Furry Tom.
00:12:32 How much you lose?
00:12:34 I wasn't there to gamble.
00:12:36 How much?
00:12:37 I was doing a skip trace.
00:12:44 50 bucks.
00:12:49 What is this?
00:12:52 Darian drew a holiday picture.
00:12:54 Obviously, her teacher wants to see us.
00:12:57 Where is she?
00:12:58 Slept at a friend's.
00:13:02 Boys giving her a hard time
00:13:05 Are you kidding? "Metal mouth"
00:13:11 She'll be screwing them
00:13:13 Watch your mouth.
00:13:15 You let her wear so much
00:13:18 ...like a goddamn raccoon.
00:13:20 I thought she was a burglar.
00:13:25 You're not funny.
00:13:27 I'm sure they don't put it on
00:13:31 For your information, a lot
00:13:35 Go live with them.
00:13:37 Don't tempt me.
00:14:00 Who's the guy in the closet?
00:14:04 Excuse me?
00:14:05 You forget I'm a detective.
00:14:09 There's all this
00:14:12 Only your hair is dry.
00:14:17 A male.
00:14:20 Since he's not under the bed...
00:14:22 ...I figure you must have
00:14:28 Who's in the closet?
00:14:29 Jesus Christ, nothing changes.
00:14:33 You're still a lunatic.
00:14:36 Will you tell me who?
00:14:39 Shall I open the closet?
00:14:41 I'll do it.
00:14:44 Is that what you want?
00:14:48 Thank you.
00:14:49 That door stays shut.
00:14:52 What I'm going to do...
00:14:54 ...is count to 3.
00:14:57 Then I'll put a bullet in that door.
00:15:00 You can stop me
00:15:05 Call your shrink and
00:15:09 The truth is a beautiful thing.
00:15:12 How dare you come
00:15:22 - Look, Joe...
00:15:25 Easy.
00:15:27 How was she?
00:15:30 On your scale,
00:15:35 It just happened.
00:15:36 Sure, I know.
00:15:39 It just happened.
00:15:41 It could happen to anybody.
00:15:44 An accident.
00:15:45 You tripped and accidentally
00:15:51 "I'm so sorry, Mrs. H.
00:15:59 Put the gun down.
00:16:01 The gun.
00:16:05 You're right.
00:16:10 I think I am losing it.
00:16:18 Get out of here.
00:16:22 Head or gut, Mike?
00:16:24 Joe, how long we been friends?
00:16:26 Roughly till you started
00:16:29 Head or gut?
00:16:34 Gut.
00:16:39 Got that address for me?
00:16:41 The surveillance job.
00:16:43 You still want the job?
00:16:46 500 bucks is 500 bucks, Mike.
00:16:52 I guess you're right.
00:16:56 Throw a shot into her?
00:17:13 Get the fuck out of here.
00:17:38 Joe!
00:17:45 Over here.
00:17:54 Somebody wired the car.
00:18:16 Who the fuck did this?
00:18:19 Mr. Rogers.
00:18:21 How the hell should I know?
00:18:24 You told the cops?
00:18:25 I told them Mike came by
00:18:29 That's all?
00:18:31 You didn't mention...
00:18:34 No. I didn't mention it.
00:18:39 You knew, didn't you?
00:18:42 I suspected.
00:18:43 Why didn't you say something?
00:18:46 Say what?
00:18:48 "Fuck you, Sarah"?
00:18:51 Anything to get a rise out of you.
00:18:53 "You're a lying bitch, Sarah,"
00:18:58 Want me to spit on you?
00:19:00 - It would show you had pride.
00:19:03 Fuck you, Joe. You're never around.
00:19:07 Buy a dog.
00:19:10 I'm not the one who hates you.
00:19:13 And I get to live with myself
00:19:25 Alex, the astronaut.
00:19:27 The astronaut.
00:19:29 Last time I saw you drink straight
00:19:34 Why don't you pour me another?
00:19:37 You didn't.
00:19:39 You got to be crazy,
00:19:42 I got to be something, Harp.
00:19:46 ...drink and nail anything
00:19:49 Just stay on that side of the bar.
00:20:05 Should I pay now?
00:20:07 No, you should not.
00:20:09 Sit down.
00:20:19 The cops can't help?
00:20:21 Sure. After I'm dead,
00:20:24 Guess you can't wait that long.
00:20:27 Guess not.
00:20:31 This the only music
00:20:34 I hate this funk shit.
00:20:36 I may charge extra.
00:20:38 What'd you expect?
00:20:40 The Four Freshmen.
00:20:42 Pat Boone.
00:20:43 Are you my father?
00:20:45 I'm your father.
00:20:47 You're hilarious.
00:20:51 Stand by that speaker.
00:20:53 "...Play that funky music, white boy!"
00:20:57 The screaming I believe.
00:21:01 Hello, handsome.
00:21:07 Who's the stiff over there?
00:21:10 That's nobody.
00:21:14 It's my turn to dance. Shit.
00:21:25 Let's bring out a woman
00:21:28 Put your hands together for
00:22:00 You're nobody.
00:22:01 Don't tell anyone.
00:22:03 Cory says you're nobody.
00:22:06 Nobody's raining on your parade.
00:22:10 Are you some kind of bodyguard?
00:22:13 Something like that.
00:22:14 Got a match?
00:22:17 Is Cory in trouble?
00:22:19 I don't know. You tell me.
00:22:21 She didn't tell me.
00:22:23 Does that piss you off?
00:22:25 Maybe.
00:22:27 Don't sweat it.
00:22:29 Women have secrets.
00:22:33 Water's wet, the sky's blue,
00:22:40 Want a beer?
00:22:42 So she just hired you?
00:22:47 She hired my buddy, Mike.
00:22:49 Where's Mike?
00:22:51 He died.
00:22:52 I'm sorry to hear that.
00:22:55 He was an asshole.
00:22:56 I don't know who you are or what's
00:23:01 If she's in trouble, I want to know.
00:23:04 Confidential, big boy.
00:23:06 Why don't you tell me anyway?
00:23:09 Nope.
00:23:12 Man, you couldn't protect
00:23:19 Why don't you just hit me?
00:23:21 Excuse me?
00:23:22 Chickenshit. Bust me in the chops.
00:23:29 You know who I am?
00:23:31 James Alexander Dix. Quarterback
00:23:35 Banned from the league
00:23:38 Allegations of drug abuse.
00:23:40 Another tragic tale of wasted youth.
00:23:43 You're pissing me off!
00:23:45 It's about time.
00:23:46 Joe Hallenbeck...
00:23:50 ...private detective.
00:23:52 You're a lowlife.
00:23:53 At least I didn't shit
00:24:09 Spilled my warm cup of piss.
00:24:11 - Get your shit. Let's go.
00:24:15 Shut up!
00:24:17 It's cool.
00:24:21 Let's hear it for Miss Cory!
00:25:26 I didn't vote for you,
00:25:32 So I'm a lowlife.
00:25:44 That's him. He was with her.
00:25:49 Take him and kill him.
00:25:51 No contract on him.
00:25:52 Then do it for free.
00:26:01 Alex, the pediatrician.
00:26:04 Alex, the pediatrician.
00:26:12 If I were a cat, I'd purr.
00:26:17 Behave!
00:26:19 Come back to my place with me.
00:26:24 - Does it look like that?
00:26:27 - What is it? Give me a hint.
00:26:33 How'd you like to get
00:26:37 Go on. Get in there!
00:26:40 Wrong place, wrong time.
00:26:43 So you think.
00:26:47 You did?
00:26:50 She said her husband looked like
00:26:53 You're cool,
00:26:56 After fucking your wife,
00:27:01 What's this about you getting
00:27:05 Where the hell is he?
00:27:07 The detective?
00:27:08 What kind of trouble you in?
00:27:11 I'm not in trouble.
00:27:14 - Let's wait inside for Hallenbeck.
00:27:18 What's that bum going to do?
00:27:22 If the creep shows up,
00:27:26 I'll follow you home.
00:27:28 You'll "bitch-slap" him?
00:27:30 Yeah. Bitch-slap him.
00:27:45 Where you want it? In the chest?
00:27:49 So said your wife.
00:27:50 Stop with the wife shit!
00:27:53 Ask me how fat she is.
00:27:54 Fuck you!
00:27:59 How fat is she?
00:28:00 So fat I had to roll her in flour
00:28:04 To fuck her, you slap her
00:28:08 I'm not saying she's fat.
00:28:09 Her high school picture was
00:28:20 You bastard!
00:28:22 And then some.
00:28:42 Fuck!
00:29:00 Don't get out.
00:29:02 Can't you drive?
00:29:38 Let's get the fuck out of here!
00:30:08 Back up!
00:30:10 Back up.
00:30:54 Leather pants.
00:31:00 What's something like that run?
00:31:03 650.
00:31:06 650 dollars?
00:31:09 They're pants?
00:31:11 You wear them?
00:31:14 They don't have
00:31:20 I am very old.
00:31:29 Something stinks in here.
00:31:32 It's this statement.
00:31:35 How do you know?
00:31:37 I know how his mind works!
00:31:40 ...truth to it.
00:31:42 We looking at the same guy?
00:31:44 What are you looking at?
00:31:46 I see a guy who slept
00:31:48 That's what everybody sees.
00:31:51 - There's more?
00:31:54 A long time ago,
00:32:01 Her story about a weirdo
00:32:07 I don't know what she was into,
00:32:12 Gangland style.
00:32:13 I figure Mike was working for her,
00:32:16 He got scared.
00:32:18 Very scared.
00:32:19 Bails out, dumps it in my lap.
00:32:21 He bailed too late.
00:32:24 They're scraping him off my stucco.
00:32:28 If Mike knew this was dangerous,
00:32:33 He was fucking my wife.
00:32:37 I die. He gets the wife.
00:32:45 Free to go. Pick up your gun
00:32:48 You took all day.
00:32:51 I got a call from the Bel Air P.D.
00:32:54 Senator Baynard has been getting
00:32:58 It better not be you.
00:33:01 Anything else, lieutenant?
00:33:03 There's a new invention out:
00:33:06 Too risky. I might start thinking
00:33:11 - He got a beef with Baynard?
00:33:16 What was he, a cop?
00:33:21 Secret Service?
00:33:25 And Baynard had you fired?
00:33:27 How come?
00:33:28 None of your business.
00:33:42 What are you doing here?
00:33:50 I knocked out 4 of his teeth.
00:33:58 Ever play ball?
00:34:01 You a fag?
00:34:02 Just trying to break the ice.
00:34:04 I like ice.
00:34:07 You're fun to be with.
00:34:09 Fuck you.
00:34:10 So what's the next move, ace?
00:34:13 I'm going home.
00:34:15 It would seem my job is done.
00:34:17 Fuck that.
00:34:20 You want your ass shot off,
00:34:23 You die,
00:34:26 650.
00:34:31 You look familiar.
00:34:34 You might. People recognize me.
00:34:36 "Cue Ball" Morton!
00:34:40 I played football.
00:34:43 - What position?
00:34:45 Football. Free agents
00:34:49 We may run into more fans.
00:34:52 - Fuck you.
00:34:55 Where did Cory live?
00:34:57 Harper Apartments, on Melrose. Why?
00:35:00 Think I'll look around there.
00:35:02 I'll come with you.
00:35:04 The fuck, you are.
00:35:07 - I know where the extra key is.
00:35:11 And you're not worried about the alarm.
00:35:14 It's pretty high-tech.
00:35:17 But you probably know
00:35:20 Circumvent?
00:35:21 It's called vocabulary.
00:35:23 - Read much?
00:35:31 Get in the car.
00:35:36 How did she afford this?
00:35:40 - Tell me about it. I pay the rent.
00:35:44 She sounds like a real special girl.
00:35:46 What else you pay for?
00:35:49 It wasn't like that. Cory could've
00:35:53 Love? Forget about it then.
00:35:55 - You don't believe in love.
00:35:59 - Both diseases?
00:36:03 I want to meet the bitch
00:36:09 Your show, ace.
00:36:17 - Security system?
00:36:20 Don't touch anything.
00:36:26 Oh, my God.
00:36:29 - You vacuum, I'll dust.
00:36:33 Go, Tarzan.
00:37:13 Who's this guy with Cory?
00:37:16 Shelly Marcone.
00:37:20 They dated. Treated her like shit.
00:37:24 Where you going?
00:37:25 Bathroom. Want to come? Doc said I
00:37:29 I'll pass.
00:38:07 10 to 1, they were looking for this.
00:38:15 - That's Marcone.
00:38:17 - I don't know who this is.
00:38:20 And the assholes with him?
00:38:22 His bodyguards.
00:38:25 Copy of a phone bill.
00:38:27 What's this number?
00:38:29 Baynard's home number.
00:38:31 You know his number?
00:38:33 So I called him a couple times.
00:38:39 What's all this?
00:38:40 I don't know, junior.
00:38:44 ...maybe enough blackmail evidence
00:38:49 Why would Cory blackmail them?
00:38:51 - She was fucking Marcone...
00:38:55 Whatever. She heard or saw something.
00:38:58 - She was blackmailing them.
00:39:00 She got evidence to use on them.
00:39:04 We got Marcone and Baynard
00:39:07 And that is why I love America.
00:39:13 - Hello?
00:39:15 Shelly Marcone.
00:39:18 I'd prefer you didn 't use my name.
00:39:21 A trifle skittish.
00:39:23 ... I'd say you were contemplating
00:39:27 Get to the good stuff.
00:39:31 I'll fast-forward it.
00:39:32 Don't!
00:39:34 It eats the tape!
00:39:35 I'm supposed to know?
00:39:37 Your car ate our only evidence?
00:39:39 - This car sucks.
00:39:42 If this is ruined,
00:39:45 If this is ruined, I swear...
00:39:51 Fast-forward eats the tape.
00:39:59 My birthday present.
00:40:06 Cory was blackmailing Marcone.
00:40:09 She was trying to get my job back.
00:40:12 She's dead because of me.
00:40:15 Where you going?
00:40:16 Home.
00:40:18 I'll take you.
00:40:21 I'll give you a ride.
00:40:23 I'll take Cory's car.
00:40:25 I thought that was
00:40:40 Cory had two cars.
00:40:49 Get out of the car!
00:40:51 What's your trip?
00:41:03 - What is it?
00:41:05 Plastic explosive.
00:41:07 They wired the ignition to Mike's car.
00:41:11 Lucky for you they wired the wrong car.
00:41:13 Leave this for the cops to analyze.
00:41:16 You're putting that in the trunk?
00:41:18 No, let's leave it for the
00:41:21 Good evening.
00:41:32 Where's the gun?
00:41:38 - Bit late for a stroll.
00:41:41 Streetlights are on.
00:41:43 Shut up, fuckface.
00:41:44 I'm fuckface. He's asshole.
00:41:49 Apprise Rodney Dangerfield here
00:41:54 We can dispense with
00:41:57 - You want the envelope, right?
00:42:00 Here's a man who knows when
00:42:03 Good word.
00:42:05 You like it?
00:42:07 You do have that envelope?
00:42:10 We better give up.
00:42:15 Leave him the fuck alone.
00:42:18 Leave him alone?
00:42:21 Jake attacks his job
00:42:24 We're beat up by
00:42:27 He's still happy,
00:42:29 All right!
00:42:32 You want the hooker's envelope?
00:42:34 She wasn't a hooker.
00:42:35 Shut the fuck up!
00:42:36 Where is it?
00:42:39 In the trunk.
00:42:41 Give me the keys.
00:42:44 Slow and easy.
00:42:46 Give them to Jake.
00:42:52 Dumb bastard, you'll pay for that.
00:42:56 Open the trunk.
00:43:08 Son of a bitch!
00:43:17 You alive?
00:43:18 I don't know yet.
00:43:21 Was that C-4?
00:43:23 That, or a hell of a factory recall.
00:43:25 Dead guys don't make bad jokes.
00:43:29 Shit, we're alive.
00:43:37 Get out of here.
00:43:41 I'll take the heat for this.
00:43:43 You positive?
00:43:49 This is a police matter!
00:43:51 And I'm sick and tired of sweeping
00:43:56 Next time I see your ugly mug...
00:43:58 ...I'll put a bullet in it!
00:44:17 I just wanted to shake your hand.
00:44:21 Ben told me what you did for
00:44:41 Hey, ugly.
00:44:43 Looks like our evidence got blown up.
00:44:45 We might have to get more.
00:44:51 Just won't let go.
00:44:53 You're like a dog with a Frisbee.
00:44:55 My girl's dead.
00:44:56 Her killers are at Spago's
00:44:59 And their goat cheese pizza.
00:45:02 It ain't right.
00:45:06 No, it ain't right.
00:45:16 This ain't no game, Flash.
00:45:19 Real guns.
00:45:20 Real bullets.
00:45:23 It's dangerous.
00:45:25 Danger's my middle name.
00:45:28 Mine's Cornelius.
00:45:30 Tell anybody, I'll kill you.
00:45:32 Ever watch Soul Train?
00:45:33 Shut the fuck up.
00:45:35 We start tomorrow.
00:45:37 In the meantime,
00:45:51 Your family, huh?
00:45:53 You got kids?
00:45:55 - A girl.
00:45:57 No, not too much.
00:45:59 She likes Prince.
00:46:02 I like Prince.
00:46:15 An actual house.
00:46:17 I was thinking of a cave
00:46:24 Feel like I been rode hard
00:46:27 What does that mean?
00:46:29 It's horse talk.
00:46:31 Brothers ride horses now?
00:46:33 Cars are too hard to steal.
00:46:36 Do you wear a little cowboy hat?
00:46:39 I'm really good.
00:46:41 Maybe I could take your daughter.
00:46:43 Even look at her funny...
00:46:44 ...I'll stick an umbrella up your ass.
00:46:53 Why aren't you in bed?
00:46:55 Darian's watching TV.
00:46:58 - I can see that.
00:47:05 What happened to your face?
00:47:06 My God! It speaks.
00:47:09 Nothing happened to my face.
00:47:12 What's wrong with his face?
00:47:14 His nose is too pointy.
00:47:17 His ears are too big.
00:47:20 I am peeing in my pants,
00:47:24 This is my daughter, Darian.
00:47:26 I'm Jimmy.
00:47:28 Why's that number on your head?
00:47:30 Is it a license plate
00:47:34 It's a football thing.
00:47:37 When's graduation?
00:47:40 You want to be alone.
00:47:43 I'll be in the kitchen.
00:47:45 Over here.
00:47:53 She has your winning personality.
00:47:55 You get used to it.
00:47:57 I got some ice cream.
00:48:00 Leave me alone!
00:48:04 She's pissed because I wouldn't
00:48:07 I only missed the best
00:48:10 Why'd you say no?
00:48:12 Because she's 13 years old,
00:48:16 - Want some ice cream?
00:48:20 That's a shame. I'll miss
00:48:24 "Dad, I hate you."
00:48:26 It's chocolate chip, your favorite.
00:48:28 I don't care.
00:48:30 You're an asshole.
00:48:39 You know how I hate to waste food.
00:48:42 Want to abuse me some more?
00:48:45 I hardly ever hear the word "asshole."
00:48:48 - Bet you get it all the time!
00:48:50 - Will you ground me some more?
00:48:53 Yes, sir, asshole.
00:48:55 - You're grounded.
00:48:58 He thinks he's Ward Cleaver.
00:49:00 You want to talk like a trash-mouth?
00:49:03 I have to hear this shit all day,
00:49:07 Go easy on the girl.
00:49:09 Don't tell me how to talk to my kid.
00:49:11 Let me hear all
00:49:14 You're such a fuckup.
00:49:19 You're my daughter and you're
00:49:23 - Don't call me a fuckup.
00:49:25 Mom calls you that!
00:49:28 She called me a fuckup?
00:49:30 When?
00:49:31 On the phone with Uncle Jay.
00:49:35 I'm a fuckup, but Uncle Jay?
00:49:40 He cheats on his taxes.
00:49:42 Ask your mother why Mr. Wonderful's
00:49:47 He doesn't fuck up.
00:49:51 Go to bed.
00:50:03 For $50 you could pay a guy
00:50:08 Anything that much fun
00:50:12 I don't know about you,
00:50:20 Shit! That's you?
00:50:21 You were Ward Cleaver.
00:50:24 I was a regular Boy Scout.
00:50:28 You and the President.
00:50:30 Damn, hanging with the Man!
00:50:33 It looks like one of those
00:50:37 I once had my picture taken
00:50:39 - Still got the picture?
00:50:44 You going to get a divorce?
00:50:47 I don't know.
00:50:50 You don't like women much.
00:50:53 I liked the guy she was fucking.
00:50:57 He was my best friend.
00:50:59 He was a scumbag private detective.
00:51:01 All private detectives are scumbags.
00:51:05 But he tried to get you killed.
00:51:09 Friends can't be perfect.
00:51:13 I wish the sky wasn't blue.
00:51:16 I wish water wasn't wet.
00:51:19 I wish I didn't still love my wife.
00:51:29 Life sucks.
00:51:32 To Alex, the accountant.
00:51:34 Your accountant's name is Alex?
00:51:40 But he could have been.
00:51:43 Alex was my son.
00:51:48 I used to be married.
00:51:54 One Sunday, I'm away in Miami.
00:51:57 She couldn't go.
00:52:01 Walking down La Brea Boulevard...
00:52:04 ...out of nowhere a truck jumped a curb.
00:52:08 Never knew what hit her.
00:52:11 She died.
00:52:20 But Alex lived for 17 minutes
00:52:25 He fell asleep.
00:52:28 Had time for one dream.
00:52:31 Then he died.
00:52:46 I think about him all the time.
00:52:51 I threw for 300 yards that day.
00:52:55 While my wife and kid were dying...
00:52:58 ...I had the game of my life.
00:53:06 Life sucks.
00:53:09 Can I use your shower?
00:53:14 Bathroom's down the hall
00:53:25 Here's a towel.
00:53:40 This what you looked for at Cory's?
00:53:44 This what you were looking for?
00:53:46 - That's $ 1000 worth of shit!
00:53:49 Get the fuck out of my house
00:53:57 I use it to get by.
00:53:59 I don't use it.
00:54:03 Get dressed and get out.
00:54:05 All right. I forgot.
00:54:06 Talking to Dudley-fucking-Do-right!
00:00:08 It starts out...
00:00:11 ...painkillers.
00:00:13 Using Demerol because
00:00:17 Before you know it, you're chewing
00:00:23 Then a truck comes out of nowhere...
00:00:25 ...and you're talking to God,
00:00:30 I pay taxes and go to church.
00:00:32 What's with this
00:00:36 But He ain't answering.
00:00:38 He ain't taking calls that day.
00:00:40 Instead, I get a call
00:00:43 They're saying,
00:00:48 I say, "Why?"
00:00:49 Because I gambled.
00:00:52 Why is there an injury report
00:00:55 Nobody else has one.
00:00:57 But pro football does.
00:00:59 You know why?
00:01:01 That's so gamblers will have
00:01:05 It's all business. They push
00:01:08 Like Billy Cole!
00:01:10 Can't you see the hypocrites
00:01:16 When you're done pitying yourself,
00:01:26 You bastard.
00:01:31 And then some.
00:01:42 Sign my card?
00:01:46 Sorry I was so bitchy before.
00:01:50 - Your dad's pretty pissed.
00:01:54 You were his biggest hero.
00:01:57 Since when?
00:01:58 Since I was little.
00:02:00 "Jimmy this, Jimmy that.
00:02:04 When you got busted, he quit watching.
00:02:09 Does he punch all his heroes?
00:02:36 Who are you?
00:02:37 - This is the guy? You sure?
00:02:41 The kid with the million-dollar arm?
00:02:43 Don't look like much.
00:02:44 Which of you looks more like my dick?
00:02:47 Say what you got to say,
00:02:55 Grab him.
00:03:10 It's okay, folks!
00:03:13 It's okay. It's okay.
00:03:15 Thank you. Thank you.
00:03:17 Danger is my middle name.
00:03:19 Don't try this at home.
00:03:22 There's me...
00:03:24 ...and there's Super Dave.
00:03:31 - I got bad news and bad news.
00:03:34 Someone bounced Jimmy Dix off a car.
00:03:37 Now give me the bad news.
00:03:39 I got a statement
00:03:41 The day he died, Mike Matthews
00:03:45 ...to discuss a case.
00:03:47 So Hallenbeck says.
00:03:48 How come Hallenbeck's neighbor claims...
00:03:51 ...Matthews' car was
00:03:57 Why did he lie?
00:04:04 Matthews is fucking his wife.
00:04:07 That's why the car was there.
00:04:11 Hallenbeck just got back to town.
00:04:13 Christ!
00:04:14 Joe wasted the bastard himself.
00:04:20 He waltzed right out of my office.
00:04:23 I let the son of a bitch go.
00:04:25 Give me a chance. I'll get him.
00:05:00 Tommy.
00:05:10 You can go to a party when you're 17.
00:05:16 Morning, Joseph.
00:05:38 We got trouble, Milo.
00:05:40 Pick up his gun by the trigger guard.
00:05:42 Give it to me.
00:05:48 Is there a problem?
00:05:50 Yes, there is. Apparently,
00:05:58 Fingerprints.
00:06:02 Naughty boy, Joseph.
00:06:04 You just shot a policeman.
00:06:33 It's you, Daddy.
00:06:43 He's awake.
00:06:44 Make sure.
00:06:56 I'm awake.
00:06:58 You nearly broke my wrist.
00:07:01 Milo warned us to watch out for him.
00:07:03 Fuck that! Fuck you.
00:07:05 Look at him. He's nothing.
00:07:08 Got a cigarette?
00:07:11 Cigarette? Sure.
00:07:13 I got a cigarette.
00:07:17 Got a light?
00:07:19 Yeah, I got a light.
00:07:29 Hey, I thought you were tough.
00:07:32 He's not so bad.
00:07:39 I dropped my cigarette.
00:07:45 May I have another?
00:07:51 Sure.
00:07:53 Sure thing, buddy.
00:08:01 I'm going to need a light.
00:08:04 Touch me again, I'll kill you.
00:08:13 Bamba! Baby!
00:08:18 Oh, baby! Two for two!
00:08:20 We got a two for two!
00:08:27 Told you!
00:08:29 Jesus Christ!
00:08:34 You fucking killed him!
00:08:36 He's dead!
00:08:40 Is there a problem?
00:08:42 He just killed him! He put his
00:08:46 I needed a light.
00:08:50 Joseph, you don't disappoint me.
00:08:54 You took an awful risk.
00:08:57 If you wanted me dead,
00:09:00 That's true.
00:09:04 - Can we do a formal introduction?
00:09:08 You're the bad guy.
00:09:10 I am the bad guy.
00:09:11 And I'm supposed to
00:09:14 Something like that.
00:09:15 Fine. I'll start trembling
00:09:19 In the meantime,
00:09:21 I don't see why not.
00:09:23 Take the corpse away,
00:09:27 Make that two.
00:09:31 If it isn't Shelly Marcone himself.
00:09:34 Careful, son.
00:09:36 Just my friends call me Shelly.
00:09:38 You got friends?
00:09:42 You sure are feisty for
00:09:47 Teach him some manners.
00:09:55 Touch me again, I'll kill you.
00:10:03 What fucking conspiracy
00:10:05 Hallenbeck's a fruit loop.
00:10:07 He's been after
00:10:09 You want me to believe the
00:10:13 I'll say it again for
00:10:17 I don't know where Joe is!
00:10:20 Write it down and shove it up your ass.
00:10:23 I could nail you for obstruction.
00:10:25 You couldn't nail a $2 whore.
00:10:30 My husband did not kill a cop!
00:10:32 Aside from that, I can't help you.
00:10:36 Can I have a minute with
00:10:39 Pleasure.
00:10:44 Do you deny being sexually involved...
00:10:47 ...with Matthews prior to his death?
00:10:49 Why am I calling?
00:10:52 And I need a favor.
00:10:54 No, it ain't like that.
00:10:56 No, it wasn't no liquor talking.
00:10:58 You're not fat.
00:11:01 Do me a favor, big mama.
00:11:03 Senator Calvin Baynard.
00:11:06 Punch up the address
00:11:16 Good girl.
00:11:25 Don't worry. I'll find him.
00:11:27 How?
00:11:28 When in doubt,
00:11:35 Football is a dying beast, Joe.
00:11:39 No heroes left.
00:11:41 Not anymore.
00:11:43 Since old Sonny Werblin paid $400,000
00:11:48 ...the bastards have gotten greedier.
00:11:51 God Almighty, when's it enough?
00:11:54 Jesus! Free agents!
00:11:55 "Give me, give me, give me!"
00:11:58 Now you got guys on PCP,
00:12:02 The American public's tired of it,
00:12:07 The ratings are down.
00:12:09 So you'll bribe senators
00:12:12 Legalize sports gambling.
00:12:16 You see, with all the heroes gone...
00:12:18 ...only legalized gambling
00:12:22 You follow me?
00:12:24 We're talking about big bucks.
00:12:26 We're talking billions.
00:12:28 That's nine zeroes, son.
00:12:31 I'm not your fucking son.
00:12:35 Have you ever heard of
00:12:38 ...to investigate gambling
00:12:41 Is that who you're paying off?
00:12:43 The Commission votes in March.
00:12:45 I got them all in my hip pocket,
00:12:49 I tried to bribe that son of a bitch.
00:12:53 He gave it back because
00:12:57 - What's he want?
00:12:59 Or he'll go straight to the police.
00:13:03 It'll just be cheaper to
00:13:07 Taking off a senator is ballsy,
00:13:10 You said it, Joe-boy.
00:13:12 That's why we'll frame you
00:13:19 As chairman of the Commission,
00:13:22 I'm reviewing both sides of the issue
00:13:27 ...and scrutiny.
00:13:28 I will adopt a position...
00:13:30 ...based on what is best for the sport.
00:13:33 In the meantime...
00:13:35 ...I can't wait to get to the Coliseum
00:13:39 ...kick hell out of Tampa Bay.
00:13:44 Thank you, senator.
00:13:46 Always a pleasure.
00:13:51 Come on, Jimmy, think, think, think!
00:13:54 He'd shoot everybody
00:13:57 But I have no gun.
00:14:02 - How'd you get here?
00:14:06 I meant, how did you find me?
00:14:11 My dad's a detective.
00:14:15 You didn't cover your tracks.
00:14:18 Just what I need: Nancy-fucking-Drew!
00:14:20 I brought you this.
00:14:21 Where did you get that?!
00:14:23 Stole it from Dad's closet.
00:14:25 He'd kill me if he knew.
00:14:26 You'll kill yourself first, you jerk.
00:14:29 Take this ugly monkey
00:14:33 I want to know what's going on.
00:14:34 Watch CNN. Go!
00:14:37 Those are the bodyguards
00:14:41 They're leaving without the senator.
00:14:44 I'm coming too.
00:14:45 You can't come. Go home.
00:14:47 Kiss my ass.
00:14:49 Kiss my ass!
00:14:50 Is that clear enough?
00:14:52 Fine!
00:14:53 You little brat.
00:14:56 We'll only follow.
00:15:05 We're in position.
00:15:07 The senator's men are en route.
00:15:25 Now where you going?
00:15:28 Let's find out.
00:15:29 Here.
00:15:30 I told you no guns, right?
00:15:33 Stay here. I'll go look around.
00:15:51 Six mil.
00:15:52 Excuse me.
00:15:53 Did any of you stupid shits
00:15:58 He could be a goddamn cop.
00:16:06 Take it easy.
00:16:12 Hand him the briefcase, Joseph.
00:16:26 Nice suit.
00:16:37 Was that briefcase
00:16:39 10 pounds of C-4,
00:16:44 It's ironic, don't you think?
00:16:46 This bomb will be delivered
00:16:50 After his death, the police
00:16:55 ...handing over the case.
00:16:57 You'll be blamed for the crime.
00:17:00 They'll believe it.
00:17:01 - They know you're a fan of Baynard's.
00:17:06 That's not polite.
00:17:09 It's very abusive sounding.
00:17:12 What would you do...
00:17:15 ...if somebody told you
00:17:20 Would you cut one of their eyes out?
00:17:26 What would you do?
00:17:36 You think you're so fucking cool.
00:17:38 You think you're so fucking cool!
00:17:41 This once...
00:17:43 ...I'd like to hear you scream...
00:17:46 ...in pain!
00:17:50 Play some rap music.
00:18:05 Hey, Flash.
00:18:07 Rescue attempt?
00:18:08 Blow me.
00:18:10 You must be James.
00:18:12 He does that with everybody.
00:18:14 Calls me Joseph.
00:18:16 You're alone?
00:18:17 No, I got the
00:18:20 Is everybody stupid here?
00:18:23 Just you.
00:18:25 Shoot them, bury them.
00:18:29 Scared?
00:18:30 Shitless. You?
00:18:31 More or less.
00:18:40 Hey, mister!
00:18:41 Like my puppet?
00:18:43 Get her out of here.
00:18:45 My name is Furry Tom.
00:18:47 I said go, kid.
00:18:48 Kid stays.
00:18:50 Can you make him talk?
00:18:56 Go on. Try.
00:19:01 Go ahead. Take it.
00:19:09 It's riddle time.
00:19:10 Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
00:19:15 I don't know. Why?
00:19:17 Because his dick was stuck
00:19:28 Fur ball?
00:19:30 This is the first pussy
00:19:34 Especially this fat fuck.
00:19:36 Where'd you get the suit?
00:20:04 Why is she here?!
00:20:05 It's not his fault!
00:20:08 I'll kill you both!
00:20:09 Get in line.
00:20:18 Here.
00:20:19 What do I do with it?
00:20:20 Point it and shoot!
00:20:26 Keep down!
00:20:33 Any bright ideas?
00:20:35 Go fast!
00:20:36 Good idea!
00:20:47 Push this fuck off the road!
00:21:01 Put your seat belts on!
00:21:02 This is bad!
00:21:07 Very bad!
00:21:22 You all right?
00:21:49 Shit!
00:21:51 Any chance he's alive?
00:21:55 Not now.
00:21:57 Call the cops!
00:21:58 Say there's a bomb at the Coliseum!
00:22:00 Senator Baynard's in danger!
00:22:06 Happy birthday.
00:22:09 Let's get the bomb before
00:22:11 Got a car?
00:22:12 Do you got a car?
00:22:14 The keys.
00:22:15 No.
00:22:16 Give me the keys or I shoot the kid.
00:22:19 Daddy!
00:22:28 You're the dumbest guy in the world.
00:22:31 You save the guy that ruined
00:22:33 ...and avenge the guy that
00:22:36 The girl said her dad's name
00:22:41 He stole my car and went
00:22:46 He set my pool on fire.
00:22:55 Give me 10 black-and-whites.
00:23:06 If we go any faster,
00:23:13 There!
00:23:16 Pull up and I'll yell at them.
00:23:19 I'll yell at them.
00:23:21 That's a lame plan!
00:23:22 Can we try?
00:23:23 Bulletproof glass.
00:23:29 - What're you doing?
00:23:31 - Of what?
00:23:32 It looks like an apple with lines.
00:23:35 "Don't open the briefcase,
00:23:37 You want to draw it?
00:23:50 Happy?
00:23:51 You kidding?
00:23:57 Always criticizing!
00:24:03 I forgot.
00:24:05 "Bom" is "fuck you" in Polish.
00:24:07 It's not funny.
00:24:09 Tragic loss to the art world.
00:24:11 You'll lose them.
00:24:13 Buckle your seat belt.
00:24:14 It's broken!
00:24:30 I swear, if I survive this case,
00:24:34 I'll dance a jig.
00:24:36 There! There!
00:24:38 The off-ramp we just passed!
00:24:47 Where you going?
00:25:29 Ain't I a bitch?
00:25:31 Now do we go to the cops?
00:25:32 I'll think about it.
00:25:43 Expecting a call?
00:25:48 Hey, motherfucker.
00:25:51 Where are you, bottom of the pool?
00:25:53 On my way to the ball game.
00:25:55 Someone here wants to talk to you.
00:25:58 Hi, Daddy.
00:26:00 I'm okay. I'm not hurt.
00:26:05 You back off...
00:26:06 ...or I'll show your daughter
00:26:13 - What happened?
00:26:16 What do we do?
00:26:19 We take Marcone.
00:26:21 We do nothing,
00:26:23 Careful with that case.
00:26:28 Look at all this.
00:26:31 Shredders.
00:26:33 Police and the DEA use it to blow locks.
00:26:35 They explode on impact.
00:26:37 Kill everything within 10 feet.
00:26:41 Put this on. Get in.
00:26:44 I'm in.
00:26:46 We're going to a ball game.
00:27:04 That's Marcone's car.
00:27:07 Come on.
00:27:09 - Always wanted to do that.
00:27:25 I forgot to tell you,
00:27:32 Mr. Dix.
00:27:34 Yeah, too long.
00:27:35 - We're going to see Mr. Marcone.
00:27:49 Jimmy, you bastard!
00:27:52 What are you doing here?
00:27:56 How'd you like to be kicked
00:27:59 Have a nice game.
00:28:22 How you doing?
00:28:24 You are one dumb bastard.
00:28:27 You know that?
00:28:28 I guess we won't dance that jig.
00:28:33 You okay?
00:28:35 Of course she is.
00:28:38 I'm okay.
00:28:40 Lose the guns.
00:28:42 Take off your coats. Relax.
00:28:44 What do you think Baynard'll do...
00:28:46 ...when he learns
00:28:48 He doesn't have a chance.
00:28:50 Shortly, Milo will have him...
00:28:52 ...in the sights of
00:28:55 Where's he shooting from?
00:28:58 You never run out of questions.
00:29:01 Let's just say...
00:29:03 ...Milo's in a highly
00:29:06 Why'd you kill Cory?
00:29:10 She took to blackmail.
00:29:13 She's one of the sweetest whores
00:29:16 There's 5 feet of marble
00:29:19 Maybe I make it, maybe I don't.
00:29:21 You call her "whore" again,
00:29:26 Jimmy, do what you got to do.
00:29:29 Take it easy.
00:29:31 He should know.
00:29:33 With a face like that,
00:29:35 If you're fond of this little girl...
00:29:38 ...keep your goddamn mouth shut!
00:29:40 Eat shit, you redneck!
00:29:43 Come here.
00:29:45 Goddamn, I'm really glad
00:29:49 I still have that autographed ball...
00:29:51 ...you gave me for my collection.
00:29:55 It's a shame about you.
00:29:57 You had the million-dollar arm, kiddo.
00:29:59 You got hooked on the...
00:30:03 Demerol!
00:30:04 Because you couldn't stand the pain.
00:30:11 Couldn't take the pain.
00:30:14 Life is pain.
00:30:20 Walk it off, son.
00:30:22 Discipline.
00:30:26 Kids nowadays just don't
00:30:31 Don't you cry, honey.
00:30:35 Come on.
00:30:36 Come sit in my chair.
00:30:39 Let her go.
00:30:46 Put them out of my misery.
00:30:49 There is the matter of the $6 million.
00:30:52 Unless you're not interested.
00:30:55 Let's humor this asshole.
00:30:57 Tell me.
00:31:00 Just me and Flash know where it is.
00:31:04 It's in the back of a white BMW.
00:31:08 We can take you to it.
00:31:10 Milo said the money was destroyed.
00:31:13 You're bluffing.
00:31:15 Think I'm bluffing?
00:31:17 I also have in my possession a tape.
00:31:20 You and Baynard.
00:31:22 Very juicy stuff.
00:31:24 Well, now, let me guess.
00:31:26 If something happens to you...
00:31:29 ...that thing will be mailed
00:31:32 Close.
00:31:36 They'd be interested to know
00:31:39 Legalized gambling.
00:31:42 They stand to lose what?
00:31:44 Two and a half billion dollars?
00:31:47 They won't be upset about that.
00:31:49 Just their entire bookmaking income.
00:31:52 Go ahead and pull the trigger.
00:31:54 Be my guest.
00:31:56 Don't be surprised if you wake up
00:32:07 If you had that goddamn tape
00:32:12 This ain't working.
00:32:14 Take your best shot.
00:32:17 I ain't going out like that!
00:32:20 - The money's not in the car.
00:32:23 It's in a locker.
00:32:26 Where is it?
00:32:28 Stashed in my shorts.
00:32:31 Easy. Just easy.
00:32:35 Don't. He'll kill you!
00:32:36 He'll kill us anyway!
00:32:42 Promise to let me go.
00:32:44 Bullshit.
00:32:45 Give him the key or I'll kneecap you.
00:32:52 Nobody gets the money.
00:32:55 Get the key!
00:32:56 The kind that shreds.
00:32:58 Get down!
00:33:05 Get her out!
00:33:27 I can't walk.
00:33:28 You going to pass out?
00:33:30 I'll make it.
00:33:35 Plastic keys?
00:33:37 Short notice.
00:33:39 You did real good.
00:33:41 Learned from a pro.
00:33:46 Shit! You wasn't bluffing.
00:34:03 - Where's the senator's box?
00:34:09 Where's the senator's box?
00:34:15 Where's Milo?
00:34:23 "A highly enlightened position."
00:34:27 He must be on those lights.
00:34:29 Find a cop and stay put.
00:34:32 You hear me?
00:34:35 I'll be all right.
00:34:37 Do what I say.
00:34:39 Go find a cop.
00:34:41 - What about me?
00:34:43 Then what?
00:34:44 Get his attention.
00:34:56 Freeze!
00:34:57 A sniper's on that light!
00:35:01 Come on!
00:35:28 There he is! Jimmy Dix!
00:35:31 He pulled a gun on me.
00:35:33 You scum!
00:35:37 He's got a gun!
00:35:38 You bastard! You fuck!
00:35:54 Sit down!
00:36:06 Give me the ball!
00:36:08 Give me the fucking ball!
00:36:10 Thanks.
00:36:23 I said, "Sit down!"
00:37:11 Put down your weapon!
00:37:27 Looking for this?
00:37:32 Asshole!
00:37:46 I told you:
00:37:47 You ever touch me again,
00:38:24 What the hell is he doing?
00:38:26 I don't know.
00:38:31 Looks like he's dancing.
00:38:36 For a dancer,
00:38:51 What's this I hear about Satan Claus?
00:38:53 You know about him too?
00:38:56 There! That's the man!
00:38:58 This bastard's been making
00:39:02 I bet he stage-managed
00:39:05 Arrest him!
00:39:13 Head or gut?
00:39:14 Excuse me?
00:39:23 Mom's here.
00:39:26 I missed you so much.
00:39:32 You know you're a real bastard?
00:39:35 And then some.
00:39:59 I'm sorry.
00:40:05 I'm so sorry.
00:40:11 Please forgive me.
00:40:22 I'll buy a dog.
00:40:36 Fuck you, Sarah.
00:40:54 Fuck you, Sarah.
00:40:57 If the cops weren't here,
00:41:11 Where's the briefcase they were
00:41:15 White BMW. Back seat.
00:41:24 Ain't a thing here.
00:41:34 Bingo!
00:41:42 Marcone's got the wrong one!
00:42:04 What?
00:42:12 What's next for us?
00:42:15 Tomorrow, I guess.
00:42:18 Take it one step at a time.
00:42:22 Daddy, can I go show Jimmy
00:42:25 - He's not a puppy.
00:42:29 You want to watch your mouth?
00:42:31 Come on, Dad.
00:42:32 Your father said, "Watch your mouth."
00:42:39 Yes, sir.
00:42:42 I like that.
00:42:47 I'm thinking I could use a partner.
00:42:50 You up for that?
00:42:52 I don't know anything
00:42:54 There's nothing to it.
00:42:56 Since it's the 90s, you don't
00:43:00 You say something cool first.
00:43:02 Like, "I'll be back."
00:43:04 Only better than that.
00:43:05 Like, you hit him with a
00:43:09 Something like that.
00:43:11 What else?
00:43:12 That's about it.
00:43:14 Water's wet, the sky is blue...
00:43:16 ...and old Satan Claus is out there,
00:43:21 What do we do about that?
00:43:22 Be prepared, son.
00:43:24 That's my motto. Be prepared.
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