Le petit Nicolas Little Nicholas

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00:00:28 Children, get into place.
00:00:29 You in the back...
00:00:31 In the back, stand up straight!
00:00:34 Get ready for the photo.
00:00:36 Children, please calm down!
00:00:39 Children!
00:00:40 The row in the back, stop moving.
00:00:42 Stand still!
00:00:44 You two over there...
00:00:46 Our teacher gave us
00:00:53 "Tell me what you want to be
00:00:57 "when you grow up."
00:01:07 Nicholas, it can't be that hard.
00:01:10 Yes it can, if you don't know
00:01:13 The other kids, they all know.
00:01:17 Alceste, for example,
00:01:20 Alceste is my best friend,
00:01:24 That's ham hock.
00:01:26 That's pork loin.
00:01:27 Those are pork chops.
00:01:29 That's pig's snout.
00:01:32 The reason he wants
00:01:37 is because
00:01:44 At our house for Christmas,
00:01:46 we're having Granny, Aunt Dorothy
00:01:50 At our place, we're having sausage,
00:01:56 Later on, Geoffroy will work
00:02:01 Hello?
00:02:04 One moment, please.
00:02:05 Yes, hello?
00:02:07 Geoffroy lives in a big house
00:02:12 He even has a kidney-shaped pool.
00:02:17 Geoffroy's dad is very rich
00:02:21 What Geoffroy likes best of all
00:02:30 Since Geoffroy's dad works a lot,
00:02:32 it's Albert, the butler,
00:02:37 That's Clotaire.
00:02:40 He has a terrific bike.
00:02:44 It's a race bike.
00:02:50 Then why's it got a rack?
00:02:52 I told you, it's a race rack.
00:02:59 Clotaire's dream
00:03:04 Louis XVl was taken
00:03:06 Clotaire!
00:03:07 What did I just say?
00:03:09 Clotaire is bottom of the class.
00:03:13 A scaffold?
00:03:14 What's a scaffold for?
00:03:17 For making buildings?
00:03:22 Go to the corner.
00:03:25 He's always getting punished
00:03:32 When he gets his report card,
00:03:41 When the principal scolds him,
00:03:43 Your parents deprive themselves
00:03:49 Of course, getting report cards
00:03:51 is no fun for anyone.
00:03:53 Nicholas...
00:03:55 "Undisciplined. Easily distracted.
00:03:56 "Could do better."
00:03:58 Eudes is the only one
00:04:00 Eudes! "Quarrelsome and aggressive,
00:04:02 "in class and at playtime.
00:04:04 "Fair grades
00:04:06 "in singing."
00:04:09 My father never says a thing.
00:04:11 You know why?
00:04:13 I look him straight in the eye.
00:04:17 Then he signs it and that's that.
00:04:25 What kind of grades are these?
00:04:27 T o bed with no dessert!
00:04:30 I guess he must not have
00:04:33 Eudes says he wants to be a bandit.
00:04:36 I want to be a bandit.
00:04:37 Bandit! That's not a profession.
00:04:39 Yes, it is!
00:04:42 your father wouldn't have a job
00:04:45 Say that again?
00:04:46 You heard me: a rotten shack.
00:04:48 Rufus wants to be a policeman,
00:04:50 like his father.
00:04:55 But talk about goofing up,
00:04:57 he's the champ.
00:04:58 Hey guys, I'll imitate a monster.
00:05:03 Frankenstein!
00:05:05 Belphegor!
00:05:06 The bogeyman!
00:05:07 My Aunt Germaine!
00:05:09 No! It's Old Spuds!
00:05:15 Old Spuds is our supervisor.
00:05:18 He's always saying:
00:05:20 Look me in the eye.
00:05:21 And potatoes have eyes too.
00:05:24 I didn't get it at first either.
00:05:29 O ld Spuds likes to make us
00:05:31 100 times: "l will not mock
00:05:35 "grotesque imitations
00:05:39 Agnan is the only one
00:05:43 Agnan is top of the class
00:05:47 he's a dirty rat.
00:05:48 Teacher! Teacher!
00:05:50 They're talking.
00:05:53 We don't like him much,
00:05:55 but we can't hit him,
00:05:57 You can't hit me, I've got glasses.
00:06:00 No one knows what Agnan
00:06:04 Teacher! He's copying.
00:06:08 When Dad was my age,
00:06:09 there were plenty of things
00:06:13 He says that if he hadn't married Mom,
00:06:17 a soccer champion...
00:06:25 a swimming champion...
00:06:28 Gentleman, on your marks,
00:06:30 get set...
00:06:35 And even...
00:06:37 A cycling champion.
00:06:38 World champion
00:06:42 That's Mr. Bledurt.
00:06:44 Who asked you, Mister Busybody?
00:06:45 Go eavesdrop elsewhere.
00:06:47 The whole neighborhood
00:06:50 Watch it...
00:06:52 You don't scare me.
00:06:53 He and Dad tease each other.
00:06:55 Don't touch me, Ok?
00:06:56 What kind of sport is mythomania?
00:06:58 Go home!
00:07:03 And then there's Mom...
00:07:04 Mom! Mom!
00:07:08 One thing's for sure,
00:07:12 And I wouldn't want her
00:07:14 to be anything else.
00:07:15 You scared me.
00:07:19 I know why I don't know
00:07:23 It's because my life is swell
00:07:51 Nicholas
00:07:56 Based on the books
00:10:09 Who knows the story
00:10:12 Eudes?
00:10:13 He's little?
00:10:14 Yes. What else?
00:10:17 Rufus?
00:10:18 He's little, so he steals things
00:10:23 Not exactly.
00:10:25 Alceste?
00:10:28 He refuses to eat well,
00:10:32 Not quite.
00:10:38 Nicholas?
00:10:44 O k, go ahead, Agnan.
00:10:47 Little Tom Thumb
00:10:50 he was as little as a thumb.
00:10:51 He was the youngest child
00:10:54 who had no food for their children,
00:10:57 to abandon them in the forest.
00:10:59 Luckily, Little...
00:11:17 Congratulations, Joachim.
00:11:37 Pass the word:
00:11:40 Silence!
00:11:47 Clotaire,
00:11:54 Come on, tell us!
00:11:56 I was fast asleep.
00:12:00 He was dressed and unshaved,
00:12:03 He said I'd had a little brother.
00:12:06 And then?
00:12:07 He took me to see my mother.
00:12:10 She was at the hospital,
00:12:13 And next to her,
00:12:15 was my little brother.
00:12:18 You sure don't look happy.
00:12:20 Why would I be?
00:12:21 He's always screaming,
00:12:24 they tell me to hush and Dad says
00:12:28 If I get anywhere near the cradle,
00:12:30 they tell me to scram.
00:12:32 How big is a baby?
00:12:34 About this high.
00:12:35 Then put your toys that high.
00:12:37 They'll make you
00:12:39 No way, it's my room!
00:12:41 Put him in the garden.
00:12:43 We don't have a garden.
00:12:44 Then build one.
00:12:46 How about the garage?
00:12:48 I wanted a bicycle, not a brother.
00:12:51 He'll steal your candy
00:12:55 'Cause if you complain,
00:12:57 they say you're jealous and punish you.
00:13:00 Maybe you'll end up in the garage.
00:13:04 You're in trouble.
00:13:10 You didn't have any idea?
00:13:11 No. But it's true,
00:13:15 Like what?
00:13:17 Well, like he was real nice
00:13:20 For example,
00:13:24 He'd say, "Darling,
00:13:27 One day, he even took the trash out
00:13:37 Mom?
00:13:39 How do you make babies?
00:13:43 Oh look, your father's home!
00:13:46 Surprise!
00:13:55 "For Nicholas, whose father
00:14:00 Mr. Moucheboume is Dad's boss.
00:14:02 Did you get the note
00:14:05 What note?
00:14:08 We'd talked about it.
00:14:09 We'll see about that later.
00:14:13 Mom and Dad argue a lot about him.
00:14:15 He's taking advantage of you.
00:14:17 Fine, then I'll just walk out.
00:14:19 Nicholas, pack up,
00:14:22 Swell, I'll get my suitcase.
00:14:25 I have to admit,
00:14:29 Why didn't you have it delivered?
00:14:31 It cost more.
00:14:34 But I thought you got a raise.
00:14:36 I haven't got a raise yet.
00:14:39 I thought...
00:14:41 O n the table or the dresser?
00:14:43 Then we shouldn't have bought a TV.
00:14:45 We're still making car payments.
00:14:47 Should I return it or set it down?
00:14:50 Don't hurry me!
00:14:52 I hate being hurried.
00:14:54 But things always work out.
00:14:55 Ok, put it there.
00:15:06 Well, usually.
00:15:13 Nicholas?
00:15:14 Yes?
00:15:15 Never get married.
00:15:21 Nicholas, I think you should write
00:15:27 "Dear Sir..."
00:15:29 No, that's too familiar.
00:15:31 "My dear Mr. Moucheboume..."
00:15:33 Hang on... Honey!
00:15:35 "Dear Sir", "Dear Mr. Moucheboume"
00:15:37 Don't shout! I'm in the kitchen.
00:15:40 "Dear Sir"
00:15:44 "Dear Mr. Moucheboume".
00:15:46 Isn't "Dear Sir" better?
00:15:51 Ok, write:
00:15:55 "lt was with surprise
00:15:59 "lt was with joy..."
00:16:02 "that I had the great surprise..."
00:16:05 Why not "colossal surprise"
00:16:08 "The great surprise...
00:16:10 "of receiving your lovely gift..."
00:16:13 "Terrific gift"?
00:16:16 He's right,
00:16:19 Can we write this letter in peace?
00:16:22 "Your lovely gift", period.
00:16:26 "My respects..." No.
00:16:29 "Respectfully yours..."
00:16:31 Hang on...
00:16:32 "Respectfully yours"
00:16:39 Put: "My sincere respects".
00:16:43 Then you sign it.
00:16:59 Nicholas, please.
00:17:07 Nicholas...
00:17:14 Stop it with that god-awful toy!
00:17:38 I'll never get that promotion.
00:17:44 What if we invited
00:17:48 Maybe your boss
00:18:06 "One day, he even took the trash out
00:18:11 "That's unusual..."
00:18:47 Honey, I'll get it.
00:18:49 That's sweet of you.
00:18:53 Which cups should I take?
00:18:56 No, I insist.
00:18:57 You'll never find them, love,
00:19:08 I'm going to have a brother!
00:19:10 I don't know.
00:19:15 Where is Joachim anyhow?
00:19:18 Children!
00:19:23 Stand in line and follow me.
00:19:25 Today you're going to have
00:19:31 Miss! Joachim isn't here.
00:19:33 Yes, I know.
00:19:35 Come on now, follow me.
00:19:38 What happened to Joachim?
00:19:40 It must be his little brother.
00:19:42 Maybe his parents abandoned him
00:19:44 in the woods like Tom Thumb.
00:19:52 Does it hurt?
00:19:54 You better believe it.
00:19:55 They had to strap us down.
00:19:59 I don't want to go!
00:20:01 Agnan, what's wrong with you?
00:20:04 I won't see the doctor!
00:20:06 If you see go the doctor
00:20:09 I'll test you in math.
00:20:12 On fractions?
00:20:15 Yes.
00:20:19 Ok, children. Let's go.
00:20:39 I'll show you some images.
00:20:40 And you'll tell me what you see.
00:20:44 Are you ready?
00:20:46 What do you see?
00:20:48 My father's car.
00:20:52 My father's boat.
00:20:58 My father's airplane.
00:20:59 Cough.
00:21:01 Very good.
00:21:03 Cough.
00:21:05 All right.
00:21:08 Cough...
00:21:13 I'm listening.
00:21:16 I don't know. I didn't study.
00:21:18 Just tell me
00:21:22 Should I say a date?
00:21:24 A date? You see a date?
00:21:27 I don't know.
00:21:30 "A date."
00:21:33 And here?
00:21:36 It's not me.
00:21:37 It's not you...
00:21:39 Ok.
00:21:44 And this?
00:21:47 What's wrong?
00:21:48 It's not fair. It's not me
00:21:52 Next.
00:21:53 Take your glasses off.
00:21:59 Take them off, I said.
00:22:03 Is this related to your father too?
00:22:07 No. It's my mother's coat.
00:22:10 Which my father bought.
00:22:13 Next.
00:22:15 Without the sandwich,
00:22:22 It's a little boy,
00:22:24 who finds a seed and plants it.
00:22:28 And the seed grows
00:22:30 into a little baby that starts to grow
00:22:34 and grow and grow...
00:22:35 Until it's a big giant
00:22:38 and eats him alive.
00:22:49 I simply walked up to him and said,
00:22:51 "Why don't you and your wife
00:22:54 What did he say?
00:22:57 "I'll tell my wife."
00:23:01 Tell me, what type of woman
00:23:05 No idea. I never met her.
00:23:07 I mean,
00:23:10 I said, I don't know.
00:23:13 Don't worry, there's no problem.
00:23:15 But I am getting worried.
00:23:18 Everything has to be perfect.
00:23:20 What about Nicholas?
00:23:24 Will he stay with us?
00:23:27 He can't sit still.
00:23:30 I'm afraid already.
00:23:39 Here.
00:23:44 Nicholas...
00:23:46 You're not eating?
00:23:48 You need to keep your strength up.
00:23:52 How about a walk in the woods
00:24:06 Be like Agnan, start kissing up.
00:24:09 Yeah, buy your mother a present.
00:24:11 Like some salami,
00:24:14 That way, she won't have the heart
00:24:17 No! You should buy her a ring.
00:24:20 That's what my father does.
00:24:22 But I only have three francs.
00:24:30 Hello.
00:24:31 Can I help you?
00:24:34 How sweet, she's lucky.
00:24:36 It's so she won't abandon him.
00:24:41 How much are roses?
00:24:43 Great! I'll take them.
00:24:49 No. Three francs for one rose.
00:24:52 Can you lend me some money?
00:24:55 I just have enough for a snack.
00:24:58 And you?
00:24:59 Sure. You just don't want to.
00:25:02 Stingy rat.
00:25:04 You're lucky I'm holding the flowers.
00:25:07 Calm down.
00:25:10 Don't touch me or...
00:25:17 Murderer!
00:26:05 Your flower is very pretty, sweetheart.
00:26:10 Clotaire was right,
00:26:11 the Agnan technique worked.
00:26:13 I did everything I could
00:26:17 I even agreed to wear my blue suit,
00:26:20 the one I look like a nitwit in,
00:26:22 and go to Mrs. Courteplaque's.
00:26:25 Look how cute he is.
00:26:26 He's the one
00:26:29 Let me give you a kiss.
00:26:32 Marie-Edwige, there you are.
00:26:40 That's Marie-Edwige.
00:26:43 She's very pretty
00:26:50 Take Nicholas to your room to play.
00:26:54 What shall we play?
00:26:58 We could play nurse.
00:26:59 We'll pretend it's wartime.
00:27:02 and I'll heal you
00:27:07 I'd rather play cards.
00:27:10 Ok. What can you play?
00:27:12 I can play "War".
00:27:14 I know a much better game.
00:27:17 Marie-Edwige's game
00:27:20 For example,
00:27:22 and exchange certain cards.
00:27:25 But not me.
00:27:30 And the cards didn't have
00:27:34 She could take my king
00:27:37 But...
00:27:39 There were penalties too.
00:27:41 Come on, giddy-up, horsey!
00:27:43 And I always lost.
00:27:46 It's sticky.
00:27:51 Later on, Marie-Edwige's girlfriends
00:27:55 Hello!
00:27:58 Then the fun really started.
00:28:11 But at one point...
00:28:15 I thought I might have
00:28:21 Goodbye, Nicholas.
00:28:24 Bye, Nicholas.
00:28:26 See you soon, Nicholas.
00:28:28 Goodbye, Nicholas.
00:28:32 Well, bye.
00:28:34 Goodbye, Marie-Edwige,
00:28:37 you're very pretty
00:28:41 Actually,
00:28:52 I'm so proud of you.
00:28:53 Mom was very pleased.
00:28:57 But it still wasn't enough.
00:28:59 Tomorrow,
00:29:42 Nicholas. What are you doing?
00:29:46 Come on, open the door.
00:29:49 Open the door!
00:29:51 Very funny. Come on, open it.
00:29:55 Open this car door at once!
00:29:58 Open it, for God's sake!
00:30:00 Stop shouting, you'll scare him.
00:30:02 Nicholas, it's me, your mother.
00:30:05 Open the door.
00:30:07 Come on, son, stop being silly.
00:30:09 How are we going to get home?
00:30:37 Mom and Dad spent the rest
00:30:45 I could tell that Mom
00:30:49 but I knew
00:30:56 I know what we'll do.
00:30:57 We'll form a secret gang
00:30:59 What's a secret gang?
00:31:02 We can call our gang "The Unbeatables".
00:31:06 We'll meet at the vacant lot.
00:31:10 "lnvincible courage"!
00:31:12 And only those who know it
00:31:16 Children, get in line!
00:31:26 It's a note from my parents.
00:31:31 Pleeze excuze our sun
00:31:35 Who wrote this?
00:31:39 Daddy.
00:31:54 Teacher?
00:31:55 Can we come closer to see?
00:31:59 Sit down!
00:32:03 Stand up.
00:32:05 Sit down.
00:32:06 Children,
00:32:08 I'm very pleased to announce that
00:32:13 shall honor us
00:32:16 I'm counting on you
00:32:20 I turn to your teacher
00:32:22 and ask her to organize
00:32:26 which I'm sure will combine
00:32:30 It will make a marvelous impression
00:32:34 Our teacher didn't like
00:32:37 I have to admit, she'd already tried
00:32:42 Come on! The zebras!
00:32:44 Go on. The zebra first,
00:32:47 There, that's it.
00:32:48 Geoffroy!
00:32:50 What on earth is that costume?
00:32:53 Geoffroy...
00:32:54 A parade...
00:32:56 One, two! One, two!
00:32:58 Half turn... to the right!
00:33:01 What's this?
00:33:03 Lines of two!
00:33:07 Lines of two, I said!
00:33:09 You're the shame of France.
00:33:11 You heard me,
00:33:13 And even a choir...
00:33:20 But it never worked out.
00:33:23 Sorry, these kids are hopeless.
00:33:27 You see, it's just that...
00:33:29 It might make us run late
00:33:33 Well then, have them recite a poem.
00:33:35 They've studied poetry,
00:33:38 Yes.
00:33:40 "The Crow and the Fox".
00:33:43 Let's see...
00:33:45 You, my boy, please recite:
00:33:50 I don't know it all
00:33:51 but it's about a crow
00:33:54 It was Camembert!
00:33:55 It couldn't be,
00:34:01 "Master Crow, perched on a tree..."
00:34:03 That's enough!
00:34:05 Calm down!
00:34:10 Back to your drawings.
00:34:20 No.
00:34:32 Password.
00:34:36 Password.
00:34:41 "lnvincible courage".
00:34:44 "lnvincible courage".
00:34:49 Password.
00:34:51 "Terrible courage"?
00:34:54 "Funny courage"?
00:34:57 "Terrific courage"?
00:34:59 First of all, we need a leader.
00:35:01 I suggest it be me.
00:35:03 I've got the nicest clothes.
00:35:06 The leader's the strongest!
00:35:07 The leader's the oldest!
00:35:09 No, Clotaire is oldest,
00:35:12 If it's only to argue,
00:35:19 Hello?
00:35:22 Sir?
00:35:23 Yes?
00:35:25 The Legion of Honor ceremony.
00:35:29 Here. Find a date for them
00:35:31 Yes, sir.
00:35:33 "l have not yet received..."
00:35:36 Thank you, old boy.
00:35:39 I shined your shoes too.
00:35:42 Where were we, hon?
00:35:43 "l have not yet received
00:35:49 Did you hear me?
00:35:51 I said I've changed my mind.
00:35:54 I don't want
00:35:56 What? Why not?
00:35:58 I don't have a dress or jewelry,
00:36:00 and I don't know how
00:36:06 Darling, what's got into you?
00:36:07 I don't want to look like a dimwit
00:36:16 A dimwit? What do you mean?
00:36:18 Does her husband
00:36:21 No.
00:36:22 Does she take the bus? No.
00:36:24 So she drives and I don't.
00:36:28 Is her only fancy dress
00:36:31 No. Me, yes.
00:36:33 What about the green dress
00:36:36 I wear it all the time.
00:36:40 Often enough, I'd say.
00:36:42 Is her only topic of conversation
00:36:46 She's modern...
00:36:48 Brilliant and independent...
00:36:49 I'm just a middleclass housewife
00:36:53 I refuse to be humiliated all evening.
00:36:56 I'd rather call it off.
00:37:00 Very well.
00:37:02 My wife will be humiliated
00:37:05 Tomorrow,
00:37:08 And some jewelry?
00:37:10 I can learn to drive?
00:37:14 That too.
00:37:18 How much would a wall cost?
00:37:23 "Courage..."
00:37:26 "ln..."
00:37:27 "lnvi..."
00:37:31 Ok, everyone will be the leader
00:37:34 which includes members
00:37:37 Geoffroy will be the leader
00:37:40 himself, Rufus, Alceste and me.
00:37:42 Rufus is the leader of his gang,
00:37:45 with Eudes, Clotaire and me.
00:37:46 Eudes is the leader of his gang,
00:37:51 And my gang includes all of you.
00:37:53 Do we agree?
00:37:55 Do we agree?
00:37:56 Yes.
00:37:57 So, now what do we do?
00:38:02 I know! We'll clean your house.
00:38:05 We'll all come over and tidy up.
00:38:07 Your parents will be so happy
00:38:11 Be good, I'm counting on you.
00:38:13 We'll be home in two hours.
00:38:16 What's that mean?
00:38:17 "Less if Mom's gifted."
00:38:19 Two hours, one hour, whatever.
00:38:21 You're insinuating something.
00:38:23 Don't start up, Ok?
00:38:25 You assume I'm going to fail.
00:38:28 Yes, you do. I'm sorry, you do.
00:38:33 We have two hours.
00:39:48 Straighten up.
00:39:50 Straighten up, straighten up, I said!
00:39:53 You're flustering me
00:40:01 Straighten up!
00:40:12 Admit it. You were heading
00:40:21 I was awfully impatient
00:40:25 how my friends and l
00:40:29 Ok, I'll pay for driving lessons.
00:40:56 I realized I'd never be able
00:41:01 So I decided to run away from home.
00:41:06 I packed up everything
00:41:10 and I left.
00:41:15 I wanted to go a long way away,
00:41:21 Mom and Dad would be very sorry
00:41:24 But I'd only come back after years,
00:41:26 when I was captain of a warship
00:41:29 and I earned lots of money.
00:41:32 I'd take them to the movies
00:41:35 "Look, Nicholas has lots of money.
00:41:37 "He takes his Mom and Dad
00:41:40 "even if they were mean to him."
00:42:01 You chickened out.
00:42:05 It's not up to me to leave.
00:42:07 I was there first.
00:42:10 is the baby!
00:42:14 we'll get rid of it.
00:42:18 How?
00:42:21 They only take animals, you idiot!
00:42:23 We'll abandon it
00:42:26 Albert read me a story like that.
00:42:28 No, the jungle is too far.
00:42:30 We'll hide it in a hut
00:42:33 We'll take turns feeding it.
00:42:35 I can only go out on Thursdays.
00:42:38 Me too.
00:42:40 Me too, except if I'm punished.
00:42:43 We can leave food for it.
00:42:45 My aunt does that with her cat.
00:42:47 No way! Babies aren't like cats,
00:42:52 I heard everything.
00:42:55 What did you hear, you dirty rat?
00:42:57 You want to take Nicholas' baby
00:43:00 and feed it cat food.
00:43:04 and the Principal,
00:43:07 Unless...
00:43:08 Unless what?
00:43:10 You let me propose my idea
00:43:13 What's your idea?
00:43:36 Listen, we can't get rid
00:43:39 The police will find out
00:43:42 The only solution
00:43:45 by a gangster.
00:43:46 A gangster?
00:44:10 Sir!
00:44:12 Come here!
00:44:14 Come on, sir!
00:44:18 Come here. Yes, you!
00:44:20 Come here!
00:44:32 It flows into the sea,
00:44:34 forming a delta
00:44:36 Thank you, Agnan.
00:44:38 What river flows through Paris?
00:44:45 Clotaire.
00:44:48 Did you hear the question?
00:44:50 "What river flows through Paris?"-Yes.
00:44:52 What's its name?
00:44:58 Come now, Clotaire.
00:45:18 Clotaire.
00:45:20 Didn't your parents
00:45:24 What river did the boat sail on?
00:45:29 Go on now.
00:45:37 "Based on alliteration,
00:45:40 "or accents, Skaldic poetry,
00:45:42 "developed by lcelander
00:45:48 I can't say that one.
00:45:49 Then don't say it.
00:45:53 Snorri Sturluson...
00:45:54 "Developed
00:45:57 "is essentially a question of style
00:46:01 "is replaced by periphrases
00:46:03 Another one. On music.
00:46:06 I doubt Mrs. Moucheboume
00:46:09 after your talk on 13th century
00:46:12 I think she'll be delighted
00:46:16 who can hold a conversation
00:46:20 Go on.
00:46:22 "Baroque style."
00:46:23 "From the Portuguese word barroco
00:46:29 Hey guys!
00:46:33 Look!
00:46:36 Blind Jack!
00:46:37 BLlND JACK ON THE RUN!
00:46:39 That's who we need.
00:46:41 Are you finished!
00:46:44 Cossacks!
00:46:48 Move it.
00:46:53 Boys,
00:46:56 your teacher will be away
00:46:58 A substitute teacher, Miss Navarrin,
00:47:02 Here she is.
00:47:14 Geography. The rivers of France.
00:47:29 Sit down.
00:47:31 Silence!
00:47:36 Very well.
00:47:38 I see that today's lesson
00:47:42 I'll start by testing
00:47:44 your level of knowledge
00:47:50 But first,
00:47:53 Who'd like to do that?
00:47:55 Sit down!
00:47:57 I'll decide who hangs the map.
00:48:03 You, back there.
00:48:05 What's your name?
00:48:08 Clotaire, miss.
00:48:10 You seem less unruly
00:48:13 Hang the map up.
00:48:17 But, miss...
00:48:19 Silence!
00:48:27 I see we have a little rebel.
00:48:30 Let me tell you,
00:48:33 Is that clear?
00:48:41 You, recite your lesson
00:48:44 The source of the Seine
00:48:46 it's 776 km long
00:48:50 Very good. And you?
00:48:53 Its tributaries are
00:48:56 Very good.
00:48:58 Now you, the comedian.
00:49:00 Mister Rattle Mouth,
00:49:03 what else can you tell me?
00:49:06 I see you have
00:49:10 To the corner.
00:49:16 What are you waiting for?
00:49:18 It's because he's not used to it.
00:49:21 I'll show him how.
00:49:25 Thank you, Hilaire.
00:49:27 "Gambert, Ganguin, Gangsain..."
00:49:31 There's nothing under "Gangster".
00:49:36 "Blind, Jack." I found it!
00:49:44 JACK'S GARAGE
00:49:52 Blind Jack?
00:49:54 Jack! It's for you!
00:49:58 See if he can take care of
00:50:02 Hello?
00:50:04 Yes, that's me.
00:50:05 It's for a removal.
00:50:07 Can't we deal with it
00:50:09 "On the spot?"
00:50:10 Yeah, fix it...
00:50:11 right there, on the spot.
00:50:13 No! We want it taken away,
00:50:15 That's all!
00:50:18 I'll have to get my hands in it.
00:50:20 "ln it"?
00:50:24 If I have to come get it...
00:50:25 it's 500 francs minimum.
00:50:28 We'll call you back.
00:50:30 What did he say?
00:50:33 What did he say?
00:50:35 He wants 500 francs to strip the body.
00:50:38 I knew it,
00:50:41 What about the new teacher?
00:50:50 O h my, these chocolates are old.
00:50:53 Don't touch this, honey,
00:51:02 TEACHERS' ROOM
00:51:07 Yes.
00:51:13 How sweet.
00:51:16 Thank you.
00:51:18 A maid?
00:51:21 I can't leave poor Mrs. Moucheboume
00:51:24 It's more elegant, don't you agree?
00:51:28 For the dinner menu, I was thinking
00:51:33 You know how much that costs?
00:51:35 Eighty francs a kilo.
00:51:40 Listen...
00:51:42 The mayonnaise is a good idea.
00:51:44 But for the rest,
00:51:47 -You know, casual.
00:51:49 I can make ham sandwiches
00:51:58 I spent the whole night thinking about
00:52:00 how to find 500 francs
00:52:05 But the next day at school,
00:52:07 Geoffroy showed up with something
00:52:11 How does it work?
00:52:15 Pick a number
00:52:19 I spin the wheel and throw the ball...
00:52:27 And you lost.
00:52:29 That's how we'll make money.
00:52:31 We'll get adults to play
00:52:36 What are you up to?
00:52:37 You're playing roulette!
00:52:41 Haven't your parents told you
00:52:45 Silly fools!
00:52:48 I'm confiscating this game.
00:52:50 I don't approve of parents
00:52:54 Everyone line up for class.
00:53:04 Boys,
00:53:05 I have more bad news for you.
00:53:08 Your substitute teacher,
00:53:11 She won't be at school today.
00:53:14 BOY KlLLS SCHOOLTEACHER
00:53:20 The jury finds the defendant guilty!
00:53:23 On top of it, he's a dirty rat.
00:53:34 Agnan, what's wrong?
00:53:36 You can't hit me, I wear glasses.
00:53:40 Like I said, Miss Navarrin
00:53:44 You'll stay in your classroom
00:53:46 One of your friends will look after you.
00:53:59 We were supposed
00:54:02 O pen your books
00:54:05 Are you crazy?
00:54:06 Be quiet! I'm in charge!
00:54:07 Who does the rat think he is?
00:54:09 Silence! Eudes, to the corner!
00:54:10 You'll eat your math book.
00:54:13 No, I wear glasses.
00:54:14 You'll eat them too!
00:54:18 -Geoffroy!
00:54:20 -We have to get the roulette.
00:54:46 DOWN WlTH TEAC...
00:54:49 "Down with teachers"?
00:54:51 "Down with teacups".
00:54:53 I'm the Queen of England.
00:54:55 Let's see the Principal.
00:55:02 Rarely in my career,
00:55:05 have I encountered
00:55:08 I'm worried about you, my friend.
00:55:10 What do you suggest,
00:55:15 I suggest writing 300 times:
00:55:17 "l will not write disgraceful
00:55:20 "for education is devoted
00:55:24 "in accordance with
00:55:26 Up to "school walls" will do.
00:55:30 You won't leave
00:55:35 You hear me?
00:55:37 This way, ladies and gents.
00:55:40 Try your luck.
00:55:42 One franc, sir.
00:55:43 Come on! You can win!
00:55:51 A game, ma'am?
00:55:52 Why not! If it'll make
00:55:56 How much do I bet?
00:55:57 Ten francs.
00:55:59 Ten francs.
00:56:00 Here you go.
00:56:03 What number should I bet on?
00:56:05 Anything you want.
00:56:07 Ok, let's try "4".
00:56:09 There.
00:56:10 Ten on "4", let's roll.
00:56:18 I won!
00:56:19 I won!
00:56:56 That's all you've done in an hour?
00:57:33 Where is she? Where is she?
00:57:43 Honey, can you tie this?
00:57:44 I'm a wreck!
00:57:45 I haven't eaten all day,
00:57:48 Where is she, darn it?
00:57:54 Calm down.
00:57:55 They'll be here any minute
00:58:00 There she is!
00:58:03 Come round the back.
00:58:04 And toss this in the trash
00:58:11 What's that?
00:58:12 That is lobster with mayonnaise.
00:58:14 But it's not for little boys.
00:58:16 You're getting good old ravioli
00:58:20 I don't want ravioli,
00:58:22 Nicholas, that's enough!
00:58:25 Where is the silly goose?
00:58:33 Good evening, Mr. Moucheboume.
00:58:34 Good evening, madam.
00:58:37 My wife isn't here?
00:58:39 I sent her on ahead
00:58:48 Oh, Mrs. Moucheboume,
00:58:53 I'm so ashamed. Please, this way.
00:58:57 Right this way.
00:59:06 Nicholas, go in and say hello.
00:59:18 Good evening, Mr. Moucheboume.
00:59:19 Hello, Mrs. Moucheboume.
00:59:21 So this is the little Nicholas.
00:59:23 Did you like my top?
00:59:26 Yes, but Dad says
00:59:30 Next time, I'll get something else.
00:59:33 What would make you happy?
00:59:35 500 francs would be great.
00:59:37 Watch your manners!
00:59:39 He's only a child.
00:59:40 T ell me, what would you do
00:59:44 I have to whisper it.
00:59:45 Ok, come here.
00:59:48 I'd hire a gangster
00:59:51 so my parents will keep me.
00:59:59 Believe me, Nicholas,
01:00:03 is hard work.
01:00:04 Very hard work.
01:00:06 You'll thank me later.
01:00:08 For 500 francs,
01:00:10 Back to the kitchen!
01:00:13 I'm so sorry.
01:00:16 I said hello.
01:00:18 Very good.
01:00:21 There you go. Now it's time to eat.
01:00:43 Mrs. Moucheboume, do you enjoy
01:00:47 I have a soft spot
01:00:50 The manner it has of using
01:00:53 instead of literal meaning.
01:00:58 It's really very interesting.
01:01:02 Yes, very.
01:01:07 I just adore Snorsi Struffl...
01:01:11 Snorki Snuffn...
01:01:15 Storki Stleft...
01:01:17 Smurski Stroflt...
01:01:28 Speaking of which,
01:01:30 did you know that
01:01:33 Yes, from the town of Barroco...
01:01:35 Very famous for its oysters.
01:01:39 That's where the chocolate
01:01:42 Lully...
01:01:44 The chocolate.
01:01:54 What if we ate?
01:01:56 Sure.
01:01:59 It's just a casual little meal.
01:02:02 I'm so weary of eating
01:02:06 every time we're invited for dinner.
01:02:10 One second, please.
01:02:28 There you go.
01:03:12 We could sing in the street.
01:03:14 Or wash windshields at red lights.
01:03:15 Or keep the shopping change.
01:03:17 No. We need to make lots of money fast.
01:03:20 Hang on, my father told me
01:03:23 One day,
01:03:24 he found an apple, picked it up,
01:03:27 And then?
01:03:29 He bought two apples
01:03:32 And then?
01:03:32 His uncle died and he inherited.
01:03:36 And then?
01:03:37 Hey guys, the teacher's back!
01:03:50 WELCOME MR. MlNlSTER
01:03:53 Here they are.
01:03:57 I want you to be exemplary.
01:03:59 The first one who laughs
01:04:08 Like that. That's good.
01:04:11 That's very good.
01:04:27 Sit down, children.
01:04:34 How's the school year coming along?
01:04:42 These children need to loosen up.
01:04:46 Why don't we play a guessing game?
01:04:49 Listen carefully...
01:04:50 What is yellow,
01:04:52 very tiny,
01:04:54 and goes snap, crackle, pop?
01:05:02 A baby chick eating Cracker Jacks!
01:05:16 -What are you studying?
01:05:19 Rivers...
01:05:21 Then let's test someone.
01:05:23 Of course.
01:05:25 No, no. Not you.
01:05:28 You, over there.
01:05:32 What is your name?
01:05:35 Clotaire, sir.
01:05:36 Very well then.
01:05:40 runs through Paris?
01:05:50 I'm listening...
01:06:07 Didn't your parents
01:06:16 Swimming Forbidden In The Seine
01:06:21 The Seine?
01:06:32 Bravo, Clotaire!
01:06:35 Was it that hard?
01:06:37 Oh, yes.
01:06:44 How's the deal going?
01:06:45 -I think we should be firm.
01:06:47 -What's the timeframe?
01:06:49 I think that...
01:06:50 Keep me informed
01:06:58 -Hello?
01:07:00 Did he say anything to you?
01:07:14 I know how we'll make the money.
01:07:50 Hey guys,
01:07:53 What do you mean?
01:07:54 Come to the vacant lot
01:08:02 And?
01:08:03 We found the formula
01:08:08 It'll make you as strong as an ox.
01:08:11 It costs five francs.
01:08:12 How do we know it works?
01:08:14 You there.
01:08:16 Come here.
01:08:34 Now,
01:08:36 try to lift that.
01:09:35 -Next!
01:09:41 Paid.
01:09:56 We won't have enough.
01:09:58 Rufus went to make some more.
01:10:18 Three and four...
01:10:21 and five make...
01:10:23 five hundred and thirty francs!
01:10:25 Hey, you!
01:10:26 Little rascals!
01:10:27 Look what you did to my boy!
01:10:31 I want to see your parents!
01:10:39 Come back here.
01:10:42 Come on run,
01:10:44 You won't get away!
01:10:47 Come here!
01:10:54 We have the money.
01:10:56 Ok, where's the car?
01:10:59 We'll call you back.
01:11:02 Now he wants a car.
01:11:04 We'll never see the end of it.
01:11:25 What flavor, sir?
01:11:28 Excuse me?
01:11:30 Chocolate-strawberry.
01:11:31 Very well, sir.
01:11:49 Hurry up, the others are waiting.
01:11:53 What?
01:11:55 I don't know how to drive.
01:11:56 You have to turn the key.
01:11:58 He took it with him.
01:11:59 We'll fix the wires.
01:12:01 I saw it in a film.
01:12:02 You, help me.
01:12:08 What's going on?
01:12:12 Chocolate-strawberry.
01:12:17 Move aside!
01:12:18 Move aside!
01:12:31 City driving: Ok.
01:12:34 Downshifting and braking: Ok.
01:12:36 Let's see if you can parallel park.
01:12:41 Park over there.
01:12:42 Ok.
01:12:47 What the... Follow them!
01:12:49 -But...
01:12:52 I said, follow them!
01:12:55 Out of my way!
01:12:57 Out of my way!
01:12:58 Faster! We'll catch them.
01:13:00 I'll have his license revoked!
01:13:06 Out of my way!
01:13:08 Out of my way!
01:13:11 Pass them!
01:13:19 I need men I can trust.
01:13:22 I won't live forever, you know.
01:13:23 I need to think about
01:13:27 Watch out!
01:13:34 Well, I do say...
01:13:36 Good thing you were there.
01:13:39 T ell me, what's your opinion
01:13:42 I think we should accept.
01:13:44 I think that...
01:13:45 Ok, you handle the deal.
01:13:46 -But...
01:13:48 I didn't mean you.
01:14:20 Parallel parking: Ok.
01:14:22 Thank you.
01:14:46 That'll never work.
01:14:51 What do we do now?
01:14:53 I don't know.
01:14:57 How did we get here?
01:15:02 Hello? I'd like
01:15:06 Ok, I'll hold.
01:15:09 Hey look! It's Joachim.
01:15:12 Hi guys.
01:15:14 I thought you'd disappeared.
01:15:16 No, I just came down
01:15:21 This is my brother.
01:15:23 Isn't he cute?
01:15:27 Don't touch!
01:15:29 Babies are fragile.
01:15:34 Did you hear?
01:15:36 I thought you didn't like him.
01:15:38 That was before.
01:15:39 Before what?
01:15:41 Before I knew how great it was.
01:15:44 I'll be able to teach him
01:15:46 Like soccer and riding a bike.
01:15:48 And my parents will say things like:
01:15:50 "When Joachim was your age,
01:15:54 He'll be very impressed
01:15:56 and I'll give him orders
01:16:00 Ok, bye guys.
01:16:12 Hello?
01:16:14 Hello?
01:16:20 I'll never drive again
01:16:24 I don't understand.
01:16:26 Never ever.
01:16:28 Mom! Dad!
01:16:30 Thank you, I'm so happy.
01:16:32 -About what?
01:16:34 What little brother?
01:16:36 My little brother...
01:16:41 I'm not having a baby.
01:16:44 Who gave you that idea?
01:16:45 But...
01:16:47 I wanted a little brother.
01:16:49 Little brothers are terrific.
01:16:52 Why can't I have one?
01:16:56 You never do anything
01:18:47 That night, after dinner,
01:18:48 Mom and Dad kept on laughing
01:18:53 And one day,
01:19:01 they had some good news for me.
01:19:07 The baby took a long time.
01:19:09 I don't know how long, but it was
01:19:13 The day after tomorrow?
01:19:18 Life went on.
01:19:25 Geoffroy got punished
01:19:29 Now he has to walk to school.
01:19:35 I saw Marie-Edwige
01:19:38 It's on Thursday.
01:19:40 Thursday? I'll have to see,
01:19:45 Ok, it was more like...
01:19:50 We have another new neighbor.
01:19:52 What's the problem?
01:19:54 He and Dad tease each other too.
01:19:56 Just try it.
01:19:57 You don't scare me.
01:20:00 Go back home!
01:20:02 And I kept waiting.
01:20:04 Tomorrow?
01:20:07 I was in a hurry to start teaching
01:20:13 Good!
01:20:20 Look!
01:20:24 And then one morning,
01:20:26 we all went to the hospital...
01:20:30 and my little brother
01:20:34 It's a girl.
01:20:36 What?
01:20:39 Come on, shoot!
01:20:42 Go on, shoot.
01:20:45 Look!
01:20:54 My goodness, isn't she cute?
01:20:56 She's an angel.
01:20:58 She certainly
01:21:01 She's her mother's spitting image.
01:21:03 I'm sorry, not the jaw.
01:21:12 How do you like your sister?
01:21:14 Frankly, it's hard to say.
01:21:17 We'll see when she's done.
01:21:20 She's cute anyhow.
01:21:22 Cute?
01:21:23 She's red and wrinkled,
01:21:24 Like a pickled pepper.
01:21:28 She just stares into space
01:21:32 Everyone says she's smiling,
01:21:34 All she does is gurgle.
01:21:39 I wanted a brother.
01:21:40 But at the hospital,
01:21:43 I don't know why.
01:21:47 She has rolls of fat everywhere,
01:21:49 she looks like she has four cheeks.
01:21:54 I should've asked for a puppy.
01:22:06 It's funny,
01:22:08 but at that moment, I remembered
01:22:14 T ell me what you want to be
01:22:22 Because now I know.
01:22:27 What I want to do when I grow up
01:22:29 is make people laugh.
01:22:39 Look here!
01:22:40 Look here!
01:27:40 Subtitles by Julie Meyer
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