American Pie

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00:00:43 Ohh,
00:00:45 Ohh, yes.
00:00:48 - Oh, yeah!
00:00:50 That is a tit! Yes!
00:00:53 Oh, you're so big!
00:00:55 Oh, yeah. Yeah,
00:00:58 - Oh, doggie
00:01:00 Oh, yeah!
00:01:02 Man, would you shut up!
00:01:04 Hey, Jimmy.
00:01:07 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:09 Kiss good night.
00:01:12 - Something wrong
00:01:15 - There's... There's this nature
00:01:18 - And the birds are
00:01:22 Baby! Ride me like a pony!
00:01:25 - The thing must be broken or I
00:01:29 - Getting ready for bed, son?
00:01:31 - Yeah?
00:01:34 - Illegal... Illegal channels?
00:01:37 - Oh, spank my hairy ass!
00:01:39 - Ooh, baby!
00:01:43 - Oh, my God!
00:01:46 Okay, okay. Let's, uh... What the hell's
00:01:50 Yes!
00:01:51 Yes!
00:02:03 Illegal channels?
00:02:05 If there's any channel that
00:02:08 - Lifetime supply
00:02:12 Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid
00:02:14 - No.
00:02:17 - Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land.
00:02:21 Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's
00:02:25 Why? All that
00:02:29 Yeah.
00:02:31 Now, come on, Kevin.
00:02:33 It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky.
00:02:36 If you think so,
00:02:39 Fine.
00:02:45 Hmm.
00:02:47 "Dear Miss Latham: We're sorry but
00:02:51 for the past couple of months, we've
00:02:55 Shut up!
00:02:57 - You got in.
00:03:02 Okay.
00:03:11 Hey, you think I should wear
00:03:14 You've worn that shirt for,
00:03:16 Guys.
00:03:18 - Said what?
00:03:21 - Holy shit, dude! The "L" word?
00:03:23 Cornell's not
00:03:25 Yeah, it's only,
00:03:27 Oh, and you get
00:03:30 - Beautiful country.
00:03:34 Wh-What we should
00:03:37 Instead of playing
00:03:41 - That'll be so funny!
00:03:47 No offense, but you're talking
00:03:52 And you and Kevin
00:03:54 That's not why
00:03:56 What do you expect him to drive
00:04:00 We're gonna have sex
00:04:02 It's got to be
00:04:04 I want the right time, the right moment,
00:04:07 Vicky, it's not
00:04:14 - Finch.
00:04:16 - Gentlemen.
00:04:17 - Gentlemen.
00:04:19 - Same ol'...
00:04:22 Oh.
00:04:28 It means, "My dog ate it."
00:04:30 - It's a Latin joke.
00:04:35 - No, Jim, it's mochaccino.
00:04:37 What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino.
00:04:40 'Nova!
00:04:42 What's up, dude?
00:04:44 You comin' to the party
00:04:46 Uh, depends if my date
00:04:49 - I'm workin' on somethin' new.
00:04:52 How about you guys
00:04:54 remove the shrink-wrap
00:04:57 Dude, it's gonna happen.
00:05:01 Oh, right.
00:05:04 I'll look for you in the no-fucking
00:05:10 All right. I'm shooting for a
00:05:15 Breath check.
00:05:18 Thank you.
00:05:28 - I wish you wouldn't do that.
00:05:31 This is a foolproof plan,
00:05:34 I have a serious question
00:05:36 You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian
00:05:40 Now, do you think she would prefer...
00:05:44 Laid-back Jim...
00:05:46 or...
00:05:49 Cool, hip Jim?
00:05:51 I don't think it really matters
00:05:54 What? Correct me if I'm wrong but
00:05:57 and you're still
00:05:59 Hey, at least I know what
00:06:02 - You're still just a batboy.
00:06:04 What are you talking about?
00:06:06 Guys, uh...
00:06:09 What exactly does
00:06:13 You wanna
00:06:16 - Like warm apple pie.
00:06:20 - Apple pie, huh?
00:06:24 McDonald's or homemade?
00:06:26 Gentlemen,
00:06:33 - # It's been one week
00:06:35 # Cocked your head to the side
00:06:37 That's number five and six
00:06:40 Yeah.
00:06:42 Oops!
00:06:44 - Holy!
00:06:47 Nadia! Buenos días.
00:06:51 I'll be back for you later.
00:07:00 - Another party sultan!
00:07:02 Welcome to Stifler's
00:07:04 - The keg's back there! Enjoy!
00:07:08 Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you.
00:07:11 Haha, bitches!
00:07:13 - Sherman!
00:07:16 What the fuck
00:07:22 Fellas!
00:07:23 Fellas!
00:07:24 Sherman. Not much. Just, uh,
00:07:28 - Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys.
00:07:31 Confidence is high.
00:07:35 Sherman is movin'
00:07:38 - Full strategic arsenal
00:07:41 You have somethin'
00:07:43 You see that
00:07:45 - Um, no.
00:07:47 She's around.
00:07:52 Fellas, it's time
00:07:55 Yeah, okay,
00:07:58 I'm a sophisticated sex robot
00:08:02 to change the future
00:08:05 - Go get 'em, tiger.
00:08:11 - Hopeless.
00:08:13 - Hi.
00:08:15 Oh, shit.
00:08:18 There's Nadia and
00:08:22 - She just looked at me.
00:08:25 Yeah.
00:08:28 Yeah, you're right, Kev.
00:08:33 Yeah,
00:08:35 Sure.
00:08:39 Kev? Kev? Ke...
00:08:51 Yeah. Yeah.
00:08:55 # At last #
00:09:03 # My love #
00:09:06 # Has come along #
00:09:11 # My lonely days #
00:09:15 - # Are over #
00:09:20 # And life
00:09:28 # Oh, yeah, yeah #
00:09:30 # At last #
00:09:34 See ya later.
00:09:36 # The stars above ##
00:09:44 We're here for the party.
00:09:47 What party?
00:09:54 Weird.
00:10:02 So, what's your major?
00:10:05 Post-modern feminist thought.
00:10:07 Oh, cool.
00:10:11 Sure.
00:10:14 Yeah, it's just somethin' about the
00:10:20 - Like the smell
00:10:24 Suck me, beautiful.
00:10:26 What did you just say?
00:10:29 Suck me, beautiful.
00:10:33 My friends call me "'Nova,"
00:10:38 That's pathetic.
00:10:42 Jeez, you don't
00:10:44 Well, there's just some things
00:10:46 - Like what?
00:10:48 You don't need to come
00:10:51 and spout off
00:10:54 - Okay.
00:10:57 Be sensitive to her feelings.
00:11:01 Come on, Casanova.
00:11:11 Vicky, think it's time to take
00:11:15 - Tonight?
00:11:19 I mean, it's how you've
00:11:21 Damn, my parts fuckin' stink!
00:11:24 Dude, you gotta take
00:11:28 Or not.
00:11:31 Just relax.
00:11:37 You actually
00:11:39 Shut up!
00:11:43 You did a hell of a lot better
00:11:45 Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great.
00:11:48 Hey, no problem,
00:11:50 Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore.
00:11:54 You guys
00:11:57 I'm gonna find myself
00:12:00 "Suck me, beautiful"!
00:12:09 - Let me know.
00:12:11 Keep going.
00:12:14 I should be able
00:12:16 I'm articulate.
00:12:19 You know, I got a 720
00:12:21 Bullshit.
00:12:23 I kid you not, man.
00:12:27 - Copious. Verisimilitude.
00:12:32 Oh, ohh. Now.
00:12:36 Ohh.
00:12:45 Suck me,
00:12:47 - Damn it, Stifler.
00:12:50 - Please, vacate the room.
00:12:59 God, I can't believe how many
00:13:03 Yup.
00:13:06 And you got
00:13:09 - Wow!
00:13:16 Oh, wait.
00:13:20 No. No.
00:13:22 Thanks.
00:13:25 You're really
00:13:28 - Really?
00:13:46 You know what? I don't know
00:13:50 - Doing what?
00:13:54 tomorrow I'll just be some girl
00:13:57 No way!
00:14:01 Steve, you could at least look at me
00:14:04 Look. Sarah,
00:14:09 l... I wouldn't go telling
00:14:13 I promise.
00:14:17 take it slow... and
00:14:23 - Okay.
00:14:33 What's wrong?
00:14:38 What's wrong?
00:14:43 Xenophobic.
00:14:47 Oh!
00:14:52 - Regurgitation.
00:14:56 - Kevin likes it.
00:14:59 Gee, what a total shocker.
00:15:02 I mean, h-have you just
00:15:04 or have you never
00:15:06 I've had one.
00:15:09 - I think.
00:15:11 That's a no. No wonder
00:15:15 You tell me you never
00:15:17 - I've never tried it.
00:15:21 Ha-ha, nice!
00:15:23 - Jesus! Stifler, how much
00:15:26 Hey, Stifler?
00:15:30 - Fuck you!
00:15:34 - That's Stifler's mom?
00:15:38 Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman
00:15:43 - Dude, that chick's a "MILF."
00:15:47 - M-I-L-F... Mom I'd like to fuck.
00:15:52 Oh-ho, yeah!
00:15:54 - Yeah! MILF! MILF!
00:15:57 - Come here.
00:16:00 Yeah, uh... Don't you think you fellas
00:16:05 I got company,
00:16:11 She's hot!
00:16:16 If Sherman has sex before I do,
00:16:21 Sherman?
00:16:26 Come on, man.
00:16:31 MILF! MILF!
00:16:33 MILF! MILF! Dude, hey, dude.
00:16:38 Oh, my God,
00:16:41 Enough of this blow job bullshit.
00:16:44 - I gotta get laid already.
00:16:48 - Can I have a ride?
00:16:52 - Vicky, wait.
00:16:56 Yeti!
00:17:08 - Good morning, gentlemen.
00:17:10 Where were you last night, huh?
00:17:14 Well, I was going for a fashionably-late
00:17:17 So,
00:17:20 It was a very
00:17:23 Guys. Guys.
00:17:28 - I'll never forget this.
00:17:32 - Thank you.
00:17:37 - Well, bye.
00:17:41 Bye.
00:17:45 Fellas, say good-bye
00:17:48 I... am now a man.
00:17:51 I highly recommend
00:17:54 We were doin' the wild thing...
00:17:59 I don't get it. I mean,
00:18:03 It was just my time.
00:18:09 Best of luck
00:18:13 - I cannot believe this.
00:18:17 You know, we should
00:18:20 No, we shouldn't be.
00:18:23 You know, I put in months
00:18:26 Sherman meets a chick
00:18:29 - This is just wrong.
00:18:31 How the hell am I supposed
00:18:35 You know, we're all gonna go to college
00:18:39 I mean, they probably have special dorms
00:18:41 All right. I got an idea.
00:18:46 It's really simple. We just
00:18:49 Er, nah. It's...
00:18:51 - What? A bet?
00:18:53 No money involved.
00:18:56 Here's the deal.
00:19:02 Dude, it's not like I haven't
00:19:04 Think about when you work out, Oz.
00:19:07 Someone to spot you.
00:19:10 Well, that's exactly what
00:19:12 I mean, we'll be there
00:19:15 Separately, we are flawed
00:19:17 we are the masters
00:19:20 Their tiger-style
00:19:22 But our dragon-style
00:19:24 - Guys!
00:19:27 - Fight, and find out who is number one.
00:19:30 Come on. You're ruining my moment here.
00:19:35 We must make
00:19:39 No longer will our penises
00:19:42 We will fight for every man out there
00:19:46 This is our day.
00:19:50 And, by God, we will not stand by and
00:19:54 - Amen. Yes.
00:19:56 - We will make a stand. We will succeed.
00:20:00 - We will get laid!
00:20:04 Now, the sex: It's got
00:20:08 - No prostitutes.
00:20:12 Busted.
00:20:15 So, basically,
00:20:17 - Oh, dude. Prom sucks.
00:20:19 but you gotta think
00:20:22 I mean, all the parties afterwards?
00:20:26 - Yeah-yeah, he's right. It's,
00:20:30 - So, that gives us...
00:20:36 - We're gonna do this.
00:20:39 Next step!
00:20:40 Next step!
00:20:42 # I have visions I was in them
00:20:47 # To see a little bit clearer #
00:20:50 # The rottenness
00:20:55 # Fingertips have memories I can't
00:20:59 # And when I feel
00:21:03 # I run it up
00:21:06 # Who salutes
00:21:08 # I'm not sick
00:21:11 # I'm not sick
00:21:14 # And I'm so hot #
00:21:18 # 'Cause I'm in hell #
00:21:21 # Been around the world and found
00:21:26 # The cretins
00:21:30 - Well, did you get the flowers?
00:21:34 # Hear the voices in my head
00:21:37 # It sounds like
00:21:40 # But if you're poor
00:21:43 # The agony and the irony #
00:21:45 # They're killing me #
00:21:49 # I'm not sick
00:21:53 # And I'm so hot #
00:21:57 # 'Cause I'm in hell ##
00:22:00 Don't worry. You'll
00:22:03 - You think so?
00:22:05 - Well, I like her too.
00:22:06 - Well, I like her too.
00:22:07 Um, you know what?
00:22:11 Well, if you want to get
00:22:15 - That's how I was duped.
00:22:18 l- I don't want
00:22:20 All right.
00:22:23 is learn how to press
00:22:26 You have to give her
00:22:28 - What's that?
00:22:31 Ohh, Kev! Uhh. Yeah.
00:22:35 - ? Comprende?
00:22:38 - You got it, stud!
00:22:41 I'm-I'm pretty sure that I've...
00:22:43 - No, you haven't.
00:22:47 - No.
00:22:51 - Look, kid, it's up to you.
00:22:55 - You gotta see this.
00:22:59 - # Magic in a young girl's heart #
00:23:02 # How the music can free her
00:23:06 # And it's magic
00:23:09 - # It makes you feel happy #
00:23:13 - # I'll tell you about the magic
00:23:16 # But it's like tryin' to tell
00:23:20 Great.
00:23:27 - Hey, guys.
00:23:30 - I-I think you sounded pretty good.
00:23:33 I think you need
00:23:35 - Hey, keep it down, dude.
00:23:38 This place
00:23:40 I mean,
00:23:43 - These vocal jazz girls are hot.
00:23:47 - Maybe he's preparing for
00:23:51 You guys,
00:23:57 You dipshit!
00:23:59 You're expecting
00:24:01 goody-goody
00:24:03 These chicks don't know me. I can work
00:24:07 You know, it's just like
00:24:10 All that you gotta do
00:24:13 and listen to what
00:24:15 I don't know, man.
00:24:21 Uh, just a second!
00:24:29 Come in. Come in.
00:24:32 Oh, Jim, you're here.
00:24:34 Uh, I was just walking
00:24:38 And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy,
00:24:42 a little
00:24:46 Oh! I almost forgot.
00:24:50 Do you just want to flip
00:24:55 Well, this is the...
00:24:58 And they have
00:25:01 uh, which are used primarily
00:25:06 - and, uh... and also, uh, in foreplay.
00:25:10 This is, uh...
00:25:14 And this is a much
00:25:18 Now, they have decided to focus
00:25:22 - Right. Uh-huh.
00:25:26 Look at the expression on her face.
00:25:30 She's kind of looking
00:25:33 "Hey, big boy.
00:25:37 - You see?
00:25:41 Shaved is a magazine
00:25:45 - but, again,
00:25:50 Section...
00:25:52 Well, you see the detail that, uh,
00:25:57 - Uh-huh. Yeah.
00:26:00 - underwater... thing.
00:26:02 - Do you know what a clitoris is?
00:26:05 - Well, don't say, "Oh..."
00:26:07 Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do.
00:26:09 - You know everything...
00:26:11 - I really don't need you
00:26:14 - You know what?
00:26:17 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:26:20 I shouldn't
00:26:22 Well, you know what
00:26:25 I'm going to just
00:26:27 for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh...
00:26:31 Wait!
00:26:38 Well, safer
00:26:42 - Okay, that... That was good.
00:26:48 - See you at dinner.
00:26:52 So, Finch,
00:26:55 You know, I don't think girls are
00:26:58 Kevin, I'm sure
00:27:00 Actually, there is one small matter that
00:27:04 - In the spirit of this
00:27:07 Whatever you hear about me, you agree.
00:27:10 Look, I gotta go.
00:27:14 You know, Finch,
00:27:17 I mean, don't you think it's time you
00:27:20 When was the last time you looked
00:27:29 Excuse me.
00:27:32 Uh, that's
00:27:35 - Yeah.
00:27:37 - Uh, yeah.
00:27:43 You know,
00:27:45 I have no idea. Finch showers
00:27:50 I mean, uh...
00:27:52 As a matter of fact, it is true.
00:27:55 - Does he have a date for the prom yet?
00:27:59 All right. Thanks.
00:28:02 Oh, man!
00:28:05 So I was thinking maybe you could
00:28:10 I thought you might know a trick
00:28:12 - Orgasm?
00:28:17 - Try the spicy tuna hand roll.
00:28:19 - How do you do that?
00:28:23 Is that all that you're interested in,
00:28:27 No, it'd be good to be able
00:28:30 Be nice to know she enjoys
00:28:32 See that? That's good. That's what
00:28:36 - Qualify for what?
00:28:42 It originally started
00:28:45 this book that some guys
00:28:48 And each year it got passed on to one
00:28:51 Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff
00:28:58 But you have to keep it a secret
00:29:03 All right.
00:29:13 - # If you believe in magic #
00:29:16 # Don't you bother to choose if it's
00:29:21 # Just go and listen
00:29:24 # That won't wipe off your face
00:29:28 # Your feet start tappin' and you can't
00:29:34 # Do you believe in magic ##
00:29:36 # Scooby-dooby doo bah scoo-scooby-dooby
00:29:42 # Yeah, magic ##
00:29:44 What was that?
00:29:46 - Uh, sorry.
00:29:51 Well, it, uh...
00:29:55 Well, keep it coming.
00:29:59 Now, don't forget. The state
00:30:02 so keep on it, okay?
00:30:15 Not bad, Chris.
00:30:17 Really?
00:30:21 Thanks, uh,
00:30:23 Yeah.
00:30:25 So, you've got this sort of
00:30:28 Right. I feel like I've
00:30:32 I mean, uh,
00:30:35 Okay.
00:30:39 aren't you supposed to be out,
00:30:42 - with your lacrosse stick or something?
00:30:46 You know, I know what
00:30:48 "Oz, he's just this
00:30:51 You know, I also play football,
00:30:54 - that's not all that I am, you know?
00:30:57 I mean, it really bothers me when
00:31:01 You?
00:31:03 You think
00:31:06 God, it's like just because I don't
00:31:10 that people say, "Oh, look. There's
00:31:14 Yeah. So, like,
00:31:19 Well,
00:31:22 like hang out
00:31:25 - Why? What do you think I do?
00:31:27 I just realized that I don't
00:31:31 - I was interested.
00:31:36 You know,
00:31:41 All right.
00:31:44 Mom, I'm home!
00:32:44 Oh, yeah. Oh!
00:32:50 - Jim!
00:33:00 Well, we'll just tell your
00:33:03 we ate it all.
00:33:46 Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
00:33:52 - Nice game.
00:33:58 Hey, what are
00:34:01 Just enjoying my first exhilarating
00:34:04 - You kicked butt.
00:34:07 - Um, Chris...
00:34:10 - Do I have to?
00:34:13 - What's your middle name?
00:34:15 - Come on. I won't tell anyone.
00:34:18 Okay. Um.
00:34:22 So, I had this thought and...
00:34:26 It may seem like
00:34:28 I don't know if you can,
00:34:33 Those guys sucked ass!
00:34:35 Choir chick, what the hell
00:34:38 Well, uh, I was
00:34:43 So, do you
00:34:45 Oh, yeah!
00:34:48 Well, just don't
00:34:51 Stifler, fuck!
00:34:55 Why do you got to be so
00:34:59 What?
00:35:03 Whatever. Look, uh, don't forget.
00:35:06 On Lake Michigan.
00:35:09 Hey, wait up, you pussies.
00:35:11 Ah, well, I gotta...
00:35:17 but I think this is gonna
00:35:20 - Yeah. Me too.
00:35:24 - Bye.
00:35:31 - 'Appenin' Oz!
00:35:36 What d'ya say, fellas? I just dig
00:35:39 Nuts you do, you little horn dog.
00:35:44 Yeah!
00:35:46 Spank me! Spank me!
00:35:50 # Ahhhh #
00:35:56 Come on!
00:36:03 I was being selfish
00:36:06 I'm a... I'm a total idiot.
00:36:09 I think shithead
00:36:11 You know what? You're right.
00:36:14 You know what? You're right.
00:36:16 Oh, yeah? How?
00:36:17 Oh, yeah? How?
00:36:19 - Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohh!
00:36:22 - # Over #
00:36:25 - Kevin, don't stop!
00:36:28 # I'm rockin' steady #
00:36:31 # In demonology #
00:36:34 # Hey so that you could make it #
00:36:42 - # You're really makin' it ##
00:36:46 - Holy shit!
00:36:57 Ohh! I'm coming!
00:37:05 - Oh, Jim!
00:37:07 Hi, I was just looking
00:37:11 Well, that was
00:37:13 - Oh, yeah.
00:37:16 Jim, I want to talk
00:37:20 Now, I just want you to know that
00:37:25 And I have
00:37:27 I did a fair bit of masturbating
00:37:32 - I, uh... I used to call it
00:37:36 Yeah, you know,
00:37:38 I never did it
00:37:41 But you know your Uncle Mort?
00:37:46 See, it's like, uh,
00:37:50 You see?
00:37:53 banging a tennis ball
00:37:56 Which can be fun.
00:38:00 - Right. No.
00:38:03 What you want is you want
00:38:07 - Do you want a partner?
00:38:10 - You do want a partner?
00:38:12 - Want a partner. Good. Good.
00:38:16 Good.
00:38:18 So, once Hal becomes king,
00:38:23 the responsibilities of leadership
00:38:25 on his old,
00:38:28 You see, Hal is going through a...
00:38:32 So make most of the time you've got
00:38:36 So, does your tongue cramp up?
00:38:39 - Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though.
00:38:43 That's amazing. She's probably
00:38:48 All right. Class dismissed.
00:38:55 Still questing after the Holy Grail,
00:39:03 Hey, uh,
00:39:05 Oh, he went home to take a shit.
00:39:07 I don't get it.
00:39:09 How does a guy like that
00:39:12 - What reputation?
00:39:15 Ex-Excuse me.
00:39:20 Yeah! He's the guy
00:39:23 - You know, the eagle and the
00:39:29 Well, um, if you guys see him later,
00:39:33 Bye.
00:39:35 Okay. Explain.
00:39:39 I can't. I don't
00:39:42 I, uh... I guess that
00:39:46 - Aw, Jimbo!
00:39:48 Yeah, I know.
00:39:50 James?
00:39:52 You are very good
00:39:54 Me? Y-Yes. No, uh...
00:39:58 - Yes, I am.
00:40:02 Uh, yeah. Absolutely.
00:40:04 Tha-Tha-Tha... That would be...
00:40:06 - How about tomorrow?
00:40:11 Perhaps I could come
00:40:14 I could change
00:40:18 Oh. Uh... yeah.
00:40:22 I suppose that
00:40:32 Nice car!
00:40:36 - I'm glad you think so.
00:40:39 No, I like the car.
00:40:42 That was a bad idea.
00:40:45 - What are you talkin' about?
00:40:48 I asked you because I thought you might
00:40:52 But you are just a jock.
00:40:56 Wait!
00:40:59 I saw you making fun of me
00:41:02 Heather, I wasn't
00:41:04 Gimme a break.
00:41:10 Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern
00:41:15 And you're not gonna
00:41:18 What am I gonna do, huh?
00:41:21 - Yeah.
00:41:29 No. I cannot do that to her.
00:41:33 Jim, get some fuckin' balls.
00:41:36 If you don't have the guts
00:41:41 I don't like the kid,
00:41:44 See, even shit-brick
00:41:47 All you gotta do is set up some sort of
00:41:51 and tell me the address.
00:41:53 You can send me
00:41:55 I'll save
00:41:58 # How sweet it is
00:42:04 - # I needed the shelter
00:42:09 - # There you were #
00:42:13 # I needed someone
00:42:17 # There you were ##
00:42:19 Okay, that was good, but
00:42:24 Michigan State is this Saturday,
00:42:26 Yeah, I know,
00:42:28 No, it's not that. I think it'll
00:42:32 I'll do it.
00:42:35 - Dick.
00:42:38 Great.
00:42:42 Hmph.
00:42:47 - Why are you doing this?
00:42:50 Yeah? Well,
00:42:54 You better practice.
00:43:07 Come in.
00:43:11 Jim? There's a, uh...
00:43:16 - Hey, Nadia.
00:43:18 Oh, he's always ready to study.
00:43:21 - Dad.
00:43:24 - Dad!
00:43:33 You want a beer?
00:43:36 - Oh, there we go.
00:43:40 Steve! It's my computer!
00:43:44 Shut up!
00:43:46 Oh, you need to...
00:43:49 - Uhh, do you mind?
00:43:52 Uh, please, you know.
00:43:56 I'll, uh... I'll
00:43:59 - Yeah.
00:44:01 - Oh...
00:44:04 Now,
00:44:05 Now,
00:44:09 - Back in a sec.
00:44:22 # He pauses shaving and he tells himself
00:44:27 # She has her curlers set, her credit
00:44:32 - # He's not that old I've been told ##
00:44:37 - Did I miss anything?
00:44:41 - Oh. Ohh!
00:44:44 Oh, my God!
00:44:47 Oh, did you see?
00:44:50 God bless
00:44:52 - Ai-yi-yi.
00:44:56 - Oh, my God.
00:44:58 Oh, thank you, God,
00:45:01 - She takes her vitamins.
00:45:05 # Often they've typically ##
00:45:07 Stop hyperventilating.
00:45:14 This is, like,
00:45:19 I know.
00:45:23 Can you believe... This is definitely
00:45:27 What is she...
00:45:29 - Why is she touching my stuff?
00:45:32 - She's going through my stuff!
00:45:41 - Oh.
00:45:44 - No, no.
00:45:47 She's gonna leave.
00:45:50 She's getting comfortable.
00:45:52 She reads
00:46:08 Is she?
00:46:10 She's goin' downstairs.
00:46:23 - Oh, my God!
00:46:27 - Can you believe this?
00:46:31 I have an announcement
00:46:34 There is a gorgeous woman...
00:46:38 - Thank you, Nadia!
00:46:43 - What am I
00:46:48 Wha... What the hell
00:46:51 Go over there and ask her
00:46:54 - That's stupid, Kev. I can't...
00:46:58 Come on!
00:47:00 - Get goin', man. She's prime.
00:47:03 - She's waitin' for you.
00:47:06 - Go!
00:47:08 - Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:47:19 # She's open
00:47:23 # And I know he's only
00:47:30 - # Often they've typically #
00:47:32 # Been starved
00:47:38 Oh, boy. Oh, God.
00:47:41 Hello?
00:47:44 - Looks like Jim addressed
00:47:48 It went out to every mailbox
00:47:51 God, how juvenile.
00:47:54 Hey, hey, hey, guys!
00:47:56 - # Baby #
00:48:03 Oh.
00:48:05 Please, God,
00:48:10 Please?
00:48:16 S- Somebody's goin' in there.
00:48:22 Here you go.
00:48:24 - That guy's in my trig class.
00:48:29 - Looks like you could use an extra hand.
00:48:33 - Well... Oh, God.
00:48:36 Yeah, shame on me.
00:48:38 - Uh, you know, I'm just gonna go.
00:48:40 you have seen me.
00:48:44 Now, it's
00:48:48 Strip!
00:48:52 - Strip?
00:48:54 Uh, you mean,
00:48:58 For me.
00:49:01 What is he
00:49:04 - Uh, no idea.
00:49:12 Perfect!
00:49:14 - Move, James! Move!
00:49:26 Go, trig boy! It's yer birthday!
00:49:40 - No! No. No.
00:49:41 What's going on?
00:49:49 - Yes!
00:49:52 - See there.
00:49:56 - This is disgusting.
00:50:02 Cut it out, man!
00:50:09 Yeah.
00:50:23 Freak.
00:50:30 Did not just
00:50:32 - Yup, he took out the chair.
00:50:36 Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty,
00:50:40 Ohh, God!
00:50:44 # Calling your name #
00:50:47 - # Calling your name #
00:50:50 come to me.
00:50:53 Oh, yeah.
00:51:02 - Here we go.
00:51:04 - # Calling #
00:51:06 - Be gentle.
00:51:12 - # Calling your name #
00:51:14 - # Calling #
00:51:17 # Your name ##
00:51:19 Jim?
00:51:21 - Oh! Oh, no.
00:51:26 - Oh. Ohh!
00:51:29 - Houston, we have a problem.
00:51:32 What happened? What did he do
00:51:36 He blew it.
00:51:38 I guess
00:51:40 No, no, no, I'm... I'm not done, Nadia.
00:51:46 Nadia, please, please.
00:51:49 Well, I do like
00:51:52 You do? Okay. Well. Um.
00:51:57 This here is your... is your more,
00:52:02 - He's pullin' out the porn.
00:52:04 Jim, just wait
00:52:06 Very arousing women.
00:52:08 They arouse me
00:52:11 But, uh...
00:52:15 - Oh, Jim!
00:52:23 Yes!
00:52:27 He's ruining daisy!
00:52:31 So, uh, "shaved"
00:52:39 Holy shit.
00:52:41 - Holy shit!
00:52:44 - H-H-Holy shit!
00:52:49 Here.
00:52:51 Oh. Oh.
00:52:55 - Again?
00:52:57 - Not again, man!
00:53:01 What a loser.
00:53:02 What a loser.
00:53:07 Hey!
00:53:29 # I needed someone
00:53:34 # There you were #
00:53:38 # With sweet love
00:53:42 # Deeply touching
00:53:45 # I just wanna stop
00:53:52 - Hey, minute man!
00:53:54 You know... You know you're
00:53:56 Hey, you think you still
00:54:01 No. Her sponsors here
00:54:04 I-I really don't
00:54:06 How do
00:54:08 She's already on a plane back home.
00:54:10 Yeah.
00:54:12 You know, guys? Maybe I'm just
00:54:16 No-no-no, really-really. Like... Like I
00:54:20 I mean, I can't
00:54:22 And when I do talk
00:54:24 Yeah, well, come prom those excuses
00:54:29 And one time at band camp,
00:54:33 we weren't supposed
00:54:35 but we had a pillow fight,
00:54:38 A- And this one time, we all
00:54:43 but we didn't know it, so we just made
00:54:49 and the conductor didn't know
00:54:53 So, you're pissed about somethin', huh.
00:54:55 You know what
00:54:57 I just play some Bach on my flute.
00:55:00 - I learned to do that at band camp.
00:55:04 You have no idea
00:55:07 Is it because we have a test tomorrow?
00:55:10 - when I know I have
00:55:14 - Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
00:55:18 - because this one time at band camp...
00:55:21 - Michelle.
00:55:23 Michelle, um...
00:55:25 Do you want to be
00:55:28 Really? You seriously
00:55:35 Yes. Seriously.
00:55:38 Are we going to Steve Stifler's
00:55:41 - Sure, whatever you want.
00:55:47 It'll be like this one time at band camp
00:56:07 Hi.
00:56:10 - How'd you know I was here?
00:56:14 - Talked to Stifler?
00:56:17 We're gonna have
00:56:20 Okay.
00:56:23 So you work nights?
00:56:28 - My dad's the manager.
00:56:31 Cool. Tell him
00:56:36 - So you're going to Michigan next year?
00:56:39 My parents want me to go
00:56:42 I don't wanna write all those
00:56:45 I mean, how am I supposed to
00:56:50 So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in
00:56:55 - Onions?
00:56:57 You, uh, want onions?
00:57:00 Oh, no, thank you.
00:57:05 So what are you
00:57:07 State's got a good business
00:57:11 Well, you've probably got it
00:57:15 I mean, business is okay,
00:57:19 what am I gonna be,
00:57:22 I really have no idea.
00:57:24 Thank God.
00:57:28 Well, you're not.
00:57:31 So we're gonna be
00:57:41 You mean East Lansing
00:57:43 Yeah.
00:57:46 What are you
00:57:48 I can't go to the prom with you.
00:57:52 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
00:57:55 I know it's a long shot, but I figure
00:57:59 Finch.
00:58:03 Oh, gosh.
00:58:06 You look okay.
00:58:09 I-I mean, the scars
00:58:12 - Hey, Stifler.
00:58:17 What was that
00:58:19 - He's still embarrassed
00:58:23 What do you mean,
00:58:26 - Did you two hook up or something?
00:58:29 Then how did all this
00:58:32 Well, I guess it's all right
00:58:36 That reputation of his isn't
00:58:39 Finch comes up to me
00:58:42 I need your help with this,
00:58:45 So I said, "All right.
00:58:47 and I'll tell a couple of girls
00:58:50 So he did,
00:58:53 - That actually works?
00:58:55 Naturally, I embellished
00:58:58 Did you hear that Finch had
00:59:00 No, I didn't hear that one.
00:59:02 That one was my favorite.
00:59:05 Do that cheerleader.
00:59:07 - # Thank you, baby #
00:59:10 # How sweet it is
00:59:15 Oh, my God,
00:59:18 Sing it with me.
00:59:20 No, thanks, man. You've been
00:59:23 If you try that at M.S.U.
00:59:27 Our last game
00:59:29 Yeah, well, shit.
00:59:34 I've got this lacrosse game. It's
00:59:39 Central almost beat us last time, so
00:59:42 But it's gonna be cool,
00:59:45 which means afterwards
00:59:48 So you can't sing
00:59:50 Heather, I'm sorry.
00:59:53 It's okay. You should...
00:59:59 All right. Listen,
01:00:03 Yeah.
01:00:05 So, uh, I guess
01:00:08 Mm-hmm.
01:00:23 Hey, Kevin.
01:00:26 - You seen shit-brick lately?
01:00:31 Me? Nothing.
01:00:34 See, I'm the one
01:00:36 But, uh, I'll tell you
01:00:40 I don't think he's gonna have a problem
01:00:43 Slipped a little something
01:00:47 Oh, God!
01:00:51 Oh! Oh!
01:00:59 Jesus.
01:01:02 Right this way,
01:01:10 Oh, God.
01:01:41 Oh, no.
01:01:45 It's gonna be fun.
01:01:47 You know it's just gonna be
01:01:50 You're just saying
01:01:53 No, no, no.
01:01:56 Finch is goin' stag and... so am I.
01:02:00 God, he's like so...
01:02:04 - You think that
01:02:07 Yeah, it's true.
01:02:12 Joanie, was that you?
01:02:16 - Oh!
01:02:18 Oh!
01:02:25 Eww!
01:02:50 Yeah!
01:02:54 Kev?
01:02:57 - a really long way since homecoming.
01:03:01 Maybe it's time...
01:03:03 we start to express ourselves
01:03:07 - Yeah.
01:03:09 - Yeah.
01:03:14 It's your turn.
01:03:17 That's not
01:03:20 Sex. It's always
01:03:24 It's not
01:03:27 I just thought it was
01:03:34 Look, Vicky, love is a term
01:03:38 and-and people
01:03:40 When I say it, I want it
01:03:43 - You know? I want it to be...
01:03:48 Exactly.
01:03:50 - Okay, Albert.
01:03:54 # I close my eyes
01:03:58 Come on, Heather.
01:04:06 Goal, Ostreicher!
01:04:09 - All right, Oz!
01:04:13 Whoo!
01:04:15 - We're crushing you losers!
01:04:17 Come on!
01:04:21 # Bumblebee, bumblebee,
01:04:26 Focus on the music.
01:04:28 - Let the music be my guide.
01:04:42 Who's the man?
01:04:47 Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!
01:04:57 Huddle up!
01:05:01 All right, all right!
01:05:03 - Good hustle, guys.
01:05:05 But you can still lose. You all saw
01:05:10 I don't want to ever see any of you
01:05:15 You don't score
01:05:18 - Until you score.
01:05:21 It all boils down
01:05:23 For you seniors,
01:05:27 - of the past four years.
01:05:30 I want you to think about
01:05:35 Do you guys wanna look back
01:05:38 and know that you used
01:05:42 - Hell, yeah!
01:05:47 - Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher.
01:05:50 Christ, I didn't tell ya
01:05:54 I'm sorry, Coach.
01:05:56 You got someplace more important
01:05:59 Yeah.
01:06:01 Ostreicher!
01:06:04 Oz?
01:06:08 Ostreicher!
01:06:36 - Hey, Oz!
01:06:38 - Oh, great.
01:06:40 - I'm not playing.
01:06:44 No, I'm missing the game
01:06:50 - D-Does this mean I'm not
01:06:59 I don't think
01:07:01 # Close my eyes at night #
01:07:03 - # Close my eyes #
01:07:08 - # Oh #
01:07:12 - # Just a bore #
01:07:17 # But you brighten up
01:07:21 - # With a love so sweet #
01:07:25 # I just wanna stop #
01:07:27 - # And thank you, baby #
01:07:32 - # And thank you, baby #
01:07:35 # How sweet it is
01:07:43 Yeah, Oz!
01:07:45 - Fuckin' rule!
01:07:50 Maybe the words
01:07:53 It's like, I know he
01:07:55 Even if he can't
01:07:57 And yeah, he always talks about sex, but
01:08:01 - He's got a dick. He's a guy.
01:08:04 Wait. Is this
01:08:06 "Go home, bird teacher.
01:08:09 I don't know.
01:08:12 - So, does it hurt?
01:08:16 You know... sex.
01:08:18 Yeah. I mean, the first time you do it,
01:08:23 But then you, you do it again
01:08:27 It just starts to feel good.
01:08:30 Okay, so say
01:08:33 And then I go off to college. I might
01:08:38 - who totally turns out to be a jerk.
01:08:42 And I'll wish I would've
01:08:45 So go do it with Kevin.
01:08:47 - You think?
01:08:50 - You're woman. Look at you.
01:08:55 - I know.
01:08:57 - Now.
01:09:00 - Perfect sex.
01:09:02 Please.
01:09:05 Kevin.
01:09:08 Kevin.
01:09:11 - I wanna have sex.
01:09:20 Prom.
01:09:24 # As you walk up those steps
01:09:30 # Try not to forget about me #
01:09:34 # 'Cause I was there when you
01:09:39 # You used to look
01:09:43 # And stumble into walls #
01:09:45 # You're a guy's
01:09:48 # You used to never
01:10:03 You must be excited
01:10:06 Thrilled.
01:10:08 Who's the lucky girl?
01:10:10 Who's the lucky girl?
01:10:11 Michelle.
01:10:13 - Michelle.
01:10:17 - She must be very special.
01:10:21 I'm sure she is special if you
01:10:26 Jim, I'm just gonna
01:10:29 before you leave
01:10:33 I want you to be very,
01:10:37 when you're
01:10:40 the corsage.
01:10:46 Okay, Dad.
01:10:48 - Promise me.
01:11:11 # Midnight at the oasis #
01:11:15 # Send your camel to bed #
01:11:21 # Shadows painting our faces #
01:11:25 # Traces #
01:11:27 # Of romance in our heads #
01:11:31 # Heaven's holding a half-moon #
01:11:36 # Shining just for us #
01:11:41 # Let's slip off
01:11:45 # Real soon #
01:11:48 # And kick up a little dust #
01:11:51 # Come on
01:11:56 # He'll point out the way #
01:12:00 You know, at band camp
01:12:03 only they're way funner.
01:12:06 # Till the evenin' ends ##
01:12:10 # Hey, hey, hey
01:12:20 All right, status check.
01:12:23 Finch, we know where you are,
01:12:27 Jim?
01:12:29 Uh, my date's a flute-toting band dork.
01:12:33 Oz, is this vocal-jazz shit
01:12:37 Kevin, what's with
01:12:40 Attitude? Me?
01:12:43 I think you guys should be
01:12:45 This is the night
01:12:48 We're in this together.
01:12:50 Kev, you don't need us to get laid.
01:12:54 No. Come on.
01:12:57 You can't break that.
01:13:01 Have to what, Kev, huh?
01:13:05 Forget it already. I am so sick
01:13:08 I've never even had sex, and already,
01:13:13 And I'm not gonna stand around here
01:13:16 quite frankly,
01:13:18 I'm gonna go hang out
01:13:21 'cause at least she has something else
01:13:24 Goddamn.
01:13:28 Yeah.
01:13:31 You know, at least I learned
01:13:34 Hey, Finch.
01:13:36 - Wanna dance?
01:13:39 # Oooh #
01:13:44 - How come you have no date?
01:13:48 I got something for you.
01:13:51 Consider it
01:13:57 Jessica, this is great!
01:14:00 - Felt sorta guilty
01:14:04 No, I spent 50 on the flask,
01:14:10 - These are, uh...
01:14:12 - that you have no chance
01:14:16 So I take it you and Sherman
01:14:19 You met at that party
01:14:21 Yeah, we were
01:14:23 We had one of those
01:14:26 where you feel like
01:14:29 Deep conversation, huh?
01:14:33 Is that
01:14:35 What else
01:14:44 Thank you, Great Falls.
01:14:46 We're gonna take a little break.
01:14:53 You suck!
01:14:58 Excuse me, everyone.
01:15:01 Sorry to interrupt.
01:15:03 I just thought
01:15:05 Chuck Sherman is a liar.
01:15:08 I never had sex with him.
01:15:10 He's never had sex with anyone.
01:15:15 Once he tried to screw
01:15:19 Oh. He also told me that when he gets
01:15:22 Thank you for your time.
01:15:39 - Guess what?
01:15:42 Kevin. Come on, man. The bus
01:15:47 - I'm not going.
01:15:49 Why not?
01:15:52 Look, things didn't really
01:15:57 I mean, I don't even
01:15:59 I-I'm acting like I've got
01:16:03 I know that Vicky's gonna
01:16:07 I don't know
01:16:09 I mean,
01:16:11 I'm just about to do it.
01:16:14 I don't know. Maybe you're right.
01:16:19 Come on, Kev.
01:16:23 We-We are finally going
01:16:26 We have been waiting for this
01:16:28 Why else have we been friends
01:16:32 We were friends
01:16:35 Hey, look.
01:16:38 Sherman didn't even
01:16:41 - He didn't?
01:16:44 What?
01:16:48 We'll tell you
01:16:50 I'm gonna go inside
01:16:53 My date too, perhaps?
01:16:57 Stifler's mom
01:16:59 That reminds me
01:17:01 Hey, can I ask you
01:17:04 How come you don't have any stories?
01:17:07 and you don't have any.
01:17:09 Oh, I've got stories.
01:17:13 They're just a little
01:17:15 Are they gross or something?
01:17:20 Okay.
01:17:22 Here's a story.
01:17:28 - This is
01:17:43 You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya?
01:17:47 Fuckers!
01:17:49 Fuckers,
01:17:53 - Out.
01:17:56 - Get out.
01:18:16 There's something
01:18:18 What's that?
01:18:21 It's gonna sound
01:18:23 I want you to know.
01:18:26 You see, uh,
01:18:28 I'm a virgin,
01:18:33 Well, me, Kevin, Jim
01:18:35 We all made this pact...
01:18:38 that we would
01:18:41 before high school
01:18:43 and tonight is supposed
01:18:48 This isn't the best way
01:18:51 No, that's...
01:18:53 W- What I mean is, uh...
01:18:57 Look, do you know
01:19:00 See, Coach, he was givin' us
01:19:04 not slacking off when you see
01:19:06 This isn't any better,
01:19:09 No, you see...
01:19:11 what I realized is that...
01:19:13 with you, it's...
01:19:18 looking for
01:19:22 This may sound
01:19:25 I feel like
01:19:30 And, uh,
01:19:35 Oz, I know.
01:19:39 - You called me Oz.
01:19:42 It's what your friends
01:19:44 I mean, I feel like I'm
01:19:47 And... your girlfriend?
01:19:54 # Ain't never thought that
01:19:58 # This feeling inside me
01:20:01 # I never thought that
01:20:25 Are ya lost?
01:20:31 You're Stifler's mom.
01:20:34 No, no, not lost.
01:20:37 you know,
01:20:42 Hey, uh, thank you for letting
01:20:46 As if there was
01:20:53 So, you enjoying yourself?
01:20:56 I'm... three sheets
01:20:59 I'm so happy for you.
01:21:02 But it takes the edge off,
01:21:06 - Where's your little date tonight?
01:21:09 It was a bathroom incident.
01:21:12 - Pardon me?
01:21:20 You have
01:21:22 I believe the kegs
01:21:26 That is what
01:21:28 I'm talking about
01:21:30 - The good stuff.
01:21:35 I got some scotch.
01:21:37 - Single malt?
01:21:42 The way I like it.
01:21:47 Why don't you go
01:21:52 I think I should.
01:21:55 Allow me.
01:21:58 You know it's
01:22:00 The Stif-man
01:22:06 And then he just
01:22:10 - That is a nasty story.
01:22:13 Do you want to hear
01:22:15 It's sort of sexual.
01:22:19 Yeah!
01:22:22 Okay, well, this one time at band camp,
01:22:27 I don't know if you know it,
01:22:30 And I had to kiss this guy
01:22:34 And-And he plays
01:22:36 So how do you
01:22:39 Like... how do you
01:22:43 I don't know.
01:22:46 Like... normal style.
01:22:52 Okay.
01:23:00 Kev?
01:23:03 - Yeah?
01:23:05 Okay.
01:23:10 Victoria,
01:23:13 I love you.
01:23:16 I love you.
01:23:30 # Don't stray #
01:23:33 # Don't ever go away #
01:23:35 # I should be
01:23:38 # You know it gets
01:23:40 # Sometimes
01:23:45 - # I fall into an ocean of you #
01:23:47 # Pull me out in time #
01:23:50 # Don't let me drown #
01:23:52 # Let me down #
01:23:54 You okay?
01:23:57 Yeah. Go slow.
01:24:01 # Say you'll stay #
01:24:04 # Don't come and go #
01:24:07 # Like you do #
01:24:11 # Sway my way #
01:24:14 # Yeah, I need to know #
01:24:17 # All about you #
01:24:21 # Say you'll stay ##
01:24:24 So the end of the story
01:24:27 had to kiss the guy
01:24:29 Yes! And he was such a dork.
01:24:33 - but I didn't care
01:24:37 And this one time at band camp,
01:24:41 Hmm.
01:24:43 Excuse me?
01:24:45 What? You don't think I know
01:24:48 Hell, that's what
01:24:51 So are we gonna screw soon,
01:25:04 This'll do. Whoo-hoo!
01:25:07 Ow!
01:25:12 Now, I have two rubbers.
01:25:14 Now, I have two rubbers.
01:25:16 I don't want you coming
01:25:21 What makes you think
01:25:24 Come on. I saw you on the 'Net.
01:25:28 You're a sure thing.
01:25:32 Yes, I am.
01:25:35 So I said, "This is very obviously
01:25:40 Hmm.
01:25:47 So, uh, would you object if I said
01:25:53 Mr. Finch, are you
01:25:58 - Yes, ma'am, I am.
01:26:00 # Mrs. Robinson #
01:26:03 # Jesus loves you more
01:26:07 # Whoa, whoa, whoa #
01:26:10 # Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson #
01:26:13 - Mmm, you're dead.
01:26:16 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:26:20 # Hey, hey, hey ##
01:26:22 # Hey, hey, hey ##
01:26:24 # Sway my way #
01:26:27 # Yeah, I need to know #
01:26:30 # All about you #
01:26:33 # And there's no cure #
01:26:36 # And no way to be sure #
01:26:38 # Why everything's
01:26:41 # Instilling so much doubt #
01:26:43 # It makes me so tired #
01:26:46 # I feel so uninspired #
01:26:48 # My head is battling
01:26:51 # My logic has been torn apart
01:26:55 - I had
01:26:57 Oh, Finchy. Finch.
01:27:00 - Oh, Stifler's mom, whoa!
01:27:09 Okay, let's go.
01:27:12 What's my name?
01:27:14 Michelle, Michelle.
01:27:18 Oh, God.
01:27:48 That was
01:27:52 Yeah.
01:27:56 I mean, I just can't believe
01:27:59 I know.
01:28:03 Yeah, it did.
01:28:06 Kevin?
01:28:12 Next year with you
01:28:15 and me going to Ithaca,
01:28:18 it's not gonna work,
01:28:21 No.
01:28:23 I mean,
01:28:27 - It'll be perfect.
01:28:32 - But...
01:28:34 is that...
01:28:37 And you can't
01:28:42 Well, I guess... you will
01:28:47 And we'll be on our own,
01:28:54 Last night, though.
01:28:59 I wasn't lying.
01:29:04 I know.
01:29:21 She's gone.
01:29:25 Oh, my God.
01:29:27 I was used.
01:29:31 I was used.
01:29:37 What's this door locked...
01:29:39 Mom, where's...
01:29:42 - Mom? Shit-brick?
01:29:49 # Do do do do do do do #
01:29:52 I just gotta say that women,
01:29:56 like a fine wine,
01:30:00 Of course, I have
01:30:03 it was good.
01:30:05 So you almost made it,
01:30:08 - I'll just say that
01:30:12 - You'll get there.
01:30:16 Wha...
01:30:20 That's great, man.
01:30:24 Y- You know what
01:30:27 This.
01:30:29 It's true. I mean, after this,
01:30:33 After... getting laid?
01:30:36 - After high school.
01:30:39 - To the next step.
01:30:45 # Do do do do do do do #
01:30:47 # Do do do do do do do #
01:30:50 # Do do do do do do do #
01:30:52 # Do do do do do do do ##
01:31:01 # Chickety China, the Chinese
01:31:05 # Watchin' X Files
01:31:07 # We're dans la maison
01:31:09 # Like Harrison Ford
01:31:12 # Like Sting I'm tantric
01:31:13 # Like Sting I'm tantric
01:31:14 # Like Kurosawa
01:31:16 # Okay, I don't make films
01:31:18 # Gonna get a set of better clubs,
01:31:20 # So my irons aren't always
01:31:23 # Gonna get in tune
01:31:25 # Has got the boom anime babes
01:31:27 # How can I help it if I think
01:31:29 # Tryin' hard not to smile
01:31:31 # I'm the kinda guy
01:31:33 - Sweetheart?
01:31:35 # It's been one week
01:31:37 # Dropped your eyes to the side
01:31:38 # Dropped your eyes to the side
01:31:39 # Hello to your mother
01:31:43 # I am the summertime #
01:31:48 # And I'm here
01:31:54 # Kick off your shoes the blues
01:31:58 # 'Cause this is
01:32:02 # And it's here
01:32:08 # How many other people
01:32:13 # Don't you think it's high time
01:32:18 # Leave today
01:32:23 # Try something new, turn into you
01:32:27 # I am the summertime #
01:32:32 # And I'm here
01:32:46 # Love is tragic
01:32:49 # You will always
01:32:57 # Love is hard
01:32:59 # You will never say
01:33:07 # I don't know
01:33:10 # Love is surely better
01:33:16 # 'Cause you wanted more #
01:33:19 # More than I could give #
01:33:21 # More than I could handle #
01:33:24 # And a life that I can't live #
01:33:27 # You wanted more #
01:33:29 # More than I could bear #
01:33:32 # More than I could offer #
01:33:34 # And a love that isn't there #
01:33:49 # Love is color
01:33:52 # Love is never saying
01:33:59 # Love is trusting
01:34:02 # Love is not a hand
01:34:10 # I don't know
01:34:12 # Love is surely better
01:34:19 # 'Cause you wanted more #
01:34:22 # More than I could give #
01:34:24 # More than I could handle #
01:34:27 # And a life that I can't live #
01:34:30 # You wanted more #
01:34:32 # More than I could bear #
01:34:35 # More than I could offer #
01:34:37 # And a love that isn't there #
01:34:44 # I gotta pick me up
01:34:50 # I gotta get my feet
01:34:55 # I gotta pick me up
01:35:11 # I don't know
01:35:13 # But love is surely better
01:35:20 # 'Cause you wanted more #
01:35:22 # More than I could give #
01:35:25 # More than I could handle #
01:35:27 # And a life that I can't live #
01:35:30 # You wanted more ##