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Lejdis
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"Friendship is one soul |
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said a Greek philosopher ages ago, |
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Had the wise man known women, |
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he would have also known that |
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The story of Laydees, |
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having New Year's parties |
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proves clearly that friendship |
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is a single soul dwelling |
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Who are these people? |
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- 9 p.m. |
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- Lucy, please! |
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You force us to do dumb rehearsals. |
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Stop being a brat, |
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Yeah! Gosia, you start, |
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Bitch. |
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This year like each year actually |
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- But a boy or a girl? |
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Triplets, 1 of each sex. |
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- I want to get married this year! |
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- Get married. |
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Didn't you learn? |
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I was young, pregnant |
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I'll invest in new breasts! |
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You're crazy. |
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You have tits, |
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In a year girls, |
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a pair of totally huge knockers! |
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- Sounds convincing. |
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And me nothing. |
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She's lying. |
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- You crazy? |
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I'll avoid this love shit too. |
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Shags are ok, love is not. Love's |
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- From the Bible? |
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Caesar, that New Year's |
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- We thought the invite was a joke. |
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My wife and friends've celebrated |
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- Great! |
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Where have you been? |
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- Yeah, in the loo. |
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Next time I'll take you with me, |
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- Stop it! |
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- You look like a million bucks! |
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Let them look! |
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Let's dance, I'll do such |
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Artur? You should be here now |
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Honey, we've talked about this, |
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Besides, it's the Miracle |
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the anniversary banquet. |
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It's extremely important! |
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Honey, how extremely? |
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You chose the Laydees. |
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Honey, I chose you a long time ago. |
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in 12 days! So, please, |
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I don't know, |
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Drink milk! Eat, you know... |
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- They're supposed to be best! |
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- Love you, bye. |
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Did you see how Marek |
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A demon. |
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An oar. |
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You're an oar yourself. |
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One oar... two oar... |
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oar after oar... and bang! |
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- Whoa, a quarter of a century. |
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And life will pass like |
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And it's boring, too, isn't it? |
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15 AUGUST |
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- Boring, isn't it? |
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In general, |
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- It develops... |
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- You're too small. |
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She's not small. |
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Yuck! |
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If that's true, |
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We've got no choice, apart from them, |
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- And why do you need us? |
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- For what? |
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Stop being a know-all. |
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when they feel bored. |
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At midnight you make a wish, |
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New Year's Eve is a grand moment. |
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you have to behave like true ladies. |
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L-a-y-d-e-e-s... |
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That's in English. |
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Which is us. |
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LAYDEES |
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- Give it to me, you drunkard! |
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For the better... |
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Oh, he's calling! |
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How are you honey? |
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Gosia, hello? It's Istvan! |
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- Istvan. |
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I am awfully sorry... |
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What's up? |
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I was hoping you'd come |
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- It's stupid with this funeral... |
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Well, Artur said you had to stay |
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Aaa, my close friend died... |
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Well, not my close friend but her |
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One for all, and all for one, |
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GoÅka, it's very loud |
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It's because, he wanted it |
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Loud, cheerful, everyone's |
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And Gosia, |
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Lucy, I must go to the loo... |
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...Gosia? Hello? |
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You woke up Juleczka |
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Why take a kid to New Year's? |
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Was "take your infant and |
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Or "we'll provide you with |
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It's not a real New Year's! |
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Look who's talking! A man who runs |
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Stop smoking! |
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You know what, sugar pots, I'll go |
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You got it all mixed up! |
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Have your Romans, |
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It's the New Year's to me! |
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- I worked 6 years in London! |
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As a graphic designer! |
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'cause I don't want to take |
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I guarantee you, sweetie pie, |
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So stop blabbing |
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Fucking Romans! How close |
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Fuck, I think you've mistaken |
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Monia, listen, |
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We want to get married. |
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- Shut up! |
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You walked, and fell right |
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Monia, please don't say anything! |
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But you're feeling alright now, |
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Get undressed, |
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Edgar... |
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I won't do anything to you. |
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- Erwin. My name is Erwin. |
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You can even be |
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Lech JarosÅaw |
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Lech JarosÅaw... |
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- Bang. |
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Korba, get dressed and say goodbye! |
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He'll cool down. |
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- You have to recycle waste. |
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- Bring it round and kill it. |
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Well, wake up, bitch! |
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Marek? |
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- Ok, now you've gone too far! |
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You confessed, right? |
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And just before midnight! |
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- I almost died. |
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Easy, Korba! I'm shaking. |
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The most wonderful day |
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What?! |
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- The one, wild and divine! |
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Marek has just proposed! |
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- GoÅka! You'll be bridesmaids! |
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- Happy? |
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Have a kid at once! |
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Jesus! |
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Fuck! |
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You vanished |
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The fairies helped me find you |
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Fairytale? Oh, I know what tale |
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The one in which you first |
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your laser sword and then I, |
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then I spend the rest |
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not to get your |
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and you come home wearing |
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and our friends' daughter saying: |
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honey, meet my new wife, |
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I won't throw you out |
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You can still live with us |
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You can shove this tale |
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Erwin. |
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Whatever... you... |
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Girls, this will be |
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Laydees! |
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The Laydees believed that |
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would come true very soon. |
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Hunting down her prey. |
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She rested during work to have |
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Editing for a glossy magazine, |
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GoÅka was obsessively watching |
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When they came, she flew |
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a member of Parliament, |
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She was trying not to |
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and he disappeared in ever |
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Monia wanted to enlarge |
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she wasn't worth loving. |
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Her rich eccentric husband, |
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who thinks he is the last heir |
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bought her a sports club. |
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Åucja looked for a man |
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Marek, a sexy education curator, |
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However, he had one flaw |
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he loved all the women |
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27 AUGUST |
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There, finally! |
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Hi, honey. |
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Cut it out, Szymek is here. |
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Cheers, young lad! |
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I said "Cheers, young lad!" |
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I'm going to play football. |
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How about the film with Szyc? |
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- With Szyc? Come on. |
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I can't go today. |
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- You promised! |
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- But unfortunately, again... |
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- Another attack. |
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- The washing machine. |
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Yeah, and about the thing... |
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- You know... |
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Shirts sixty degrees, |
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- Shirts 60, socks 30. |
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- Yeah, I know, now I know. |
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Mum... |
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Stop whining! |
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- It's not about the bathroom. |
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Sleep with who you want. |
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It's humiliating for me! |
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Szymek, it's not how |
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- Yeah, right... |
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- All heroes are dead mum. |
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He's sacrificed for years. |
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- A hero! |
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BÅażej is in a wheelchair, Marek |
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- Change his diapers. |
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BÅażej has anxiety attacks. |
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he yells at washing machines. |
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I saw it! |
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So maybe we could help |
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You have to be a bit human honey. |
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I'm sorry... |
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- A new one? |
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- It's illegal? |
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- Wojtek who? |
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- You didn't say anything. |
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- I play football with him. |
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- I love you. |
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I know you know. |
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You're so scrupulous, |
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- There were errors! |
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Millions of women wait for the new issue |
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Screw the commas, |
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no one else in this country |
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What grand piano?! |
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Are you mad?! |
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I'm telling you I don't give |
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Later! I don't know how later! |
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People are vultures! |
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and to come sign the bill! |
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- Did you buy a piano? |
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Tomek bought it, dumbass. |
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- I hope I didn't disturb you? |
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We're just chatting |
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A VIP pass for a year, |
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- I shouldn't. |
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Asian peeling knocks off 10 years. |
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- I really shouldn't. |
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And for my magazine which |
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Can I take my friend |
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- You're most welcome. |
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- See you at the club. Bye! |
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Excuse me. |
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Without the passes, the bitch |
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You should be the editor! |
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The chairman is eating out |
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Writing is worse |
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Korba, you're stupid. |
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- Maybe Asian peeling? |
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- So am I. |
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- And make her life miserable. |
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- I'll buy her a present. |
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Oh, fuck! I forgot |
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- Tomek's problem! |
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He's on his survival camp. |
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fucking around with swords |
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Speaking of morons, |
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Jesus, what will he tell you? |
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"It's not what you think! |
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I love Lucy"? |
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I love their excuses. |
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That's my little fetish. |
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But maybe? I know! |
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We'll make him sign |
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- Call GoÅka, we need a lawyer. |
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- Artur is fertilizing her. |
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- Hello? |
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I'm so glad you came! |
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Yeah, I came... |
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Hi, Istvan, how are you? |
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No... Yes, yes! To Artur! |
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What time is it? |
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Oh. He's taking a bath... |
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- And how are you, Gosia? |
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I'm pregnant! |
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Artur didn't tell me anything! |
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I've been pregnant since |
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- Who called? |
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- Who? |
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- How are you feeling, honey? |
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Girl, we had an appointment! |
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Damn... |
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- Good morning! |
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- Is he a deaf mute? |
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Where the fuck |
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At a sale... |
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- Sweetie! |
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- You remembered about me at last... |
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- I was at Korba's place... |
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Maybe you'd persuade her |
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- Dad! I do come. |
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- Who is that? |
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- A friend. |
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- No. Spanish. |
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- Dad! It's Korba's friend! |
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- So, we have to be going, right... |
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Goodbye. |
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I forgot your mother's affair |
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He was a baritone... |
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It's not like that, girls. |
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I don't know why, I love Åucja. |
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- I swear I'll kick the shit out of him. |
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Exactly! Empathy. |
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I know only about Asian peeling. |
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It's my brother... |
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Yeah... He's got tits the size |
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It really is my brother. |
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- He's disabled. |
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Jesus Christ, BÅażej. |
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Korba, help! |
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A towel! |
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And the ampoule! There! |
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Girls, wait in the other room! |
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Let's go. |
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Now calm down, calm down! |
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Shut up. |
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It's been like this for 13 years, |
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The doctors say that |
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I can't... I can't stand |
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I admit sometimes |
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but I'm not a bad man. |
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Fuck, he's screwed. |
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Empathy: an Asian soup... |
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I thought she'd have a heart attack! |
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A heart attack |
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I don't have a heart. |
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Proofread this immediately! |
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Aunt Korba has handled |
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It will be ready in a minute, hun! |
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What are you doing here, |
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I'm looking at you. |
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I've noticed. |
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- Did you think I'd let you disappear? |
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I won't let. |
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And? Are you some kind |
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Will you stalk me, |
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give flowers, search my garbage, |
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Maybe you'll slash me right away? |
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Erwin? |
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I will marry you. |
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You really are a psycho. |
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- I'm serious. |
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I'm not sure whether |
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W-O-R-K... And today we've got our |
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In a moment a bitchy Death Star |
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if I don't send the fucking |
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Listen to Korba's |
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- You're incredible! |
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There you are at last! |
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This is Edgar... Erwin... |
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And this is our editor-in-chief, |
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Korba, don't be an idiot. |
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I'm not. |
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I sometimes think it's |
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Mister Erwin TuszyÅski |
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He's been employed as |
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We are very lucky to have such an |
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Sure. |
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Hi, darling... |
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Ok. When did you come back? |
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Three hours ago. |
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And who won? |
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It's been known for 2000 years |
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- You're quitting this, aren't you? |
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Your piano, |
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- A lifetime isn't enough. |
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- Who else? |
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No way. |
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I hate playing the piano. |
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Who the fuck |
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Yes. |
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- Monisia? |
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- Let me in, it's me! |
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- What do you mean, who? Nina! |
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What Nina, hun? |
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Mummy! |
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Monia's mother arrived |
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with nothing but a grand piano. |
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She announced that until |
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she would move in. |
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Monia was furious with rage |
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No one ever refused |
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Monthly reproductive sex was |
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In spite of this, |
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and suffered when he |
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She drowned her sorrows |
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which was getting bigger |
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Åucja washed Marek's underwear |
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and accepted the wedding |
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She didn't notice that Wojtek - |
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was twenty-five years older |
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Korba was constantly |
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makes things worse, |
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Secretary Marysia, |
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was gazing at Erwin |
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13 OCTOBER |
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No, Klaudiusz, I can talk. |
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This evening? |
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You, too, |
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the way you like |
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Ok, bye! |
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Women's Day was in March, |
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my birthday is in February, |
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- It's a miss. |
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Let me finish. I don't give |
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- But don't mess up my life! |
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That I love them all? |
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Yes, Milena. |
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I'm coming! I'm coming! |
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So, how did it go? |
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- She was exceptionally nice. |
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With the roses! |
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People are friendly |
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- You did this? |
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- I'll remember... |
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Surpriiiiiiiiiiise! |
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- Aren't you happy? |
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Phew! |
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You'll be stunned at what |
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- I certainly was! |
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- A piece of his equipment! |
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Look! |
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Monia told me to light up |
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- She doesn't like it. |
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It's enough for Artur. It's about |
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If they don't move? |
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- Well? |
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- They'll split. |
| 00:31:42 |
This is if the thong doesn't work. |
| 00:31:47 |
It's so pretty! |
| 00:31:51 |
I'll buy something at the airport |
| 00:31:55 |
- and I'll stick this little heart. |
| 00:32:03 |
No blue ones? |
| 00:32:12 |
Sorry, I've got company. |
| 00:32:20 |
Professor? |
| 00:32:23 |
Klaudiusz Jedynak? |
| 00:32:26 |
Professor, had I known, |
| 00:32:30 |
- I'm a mammoth. |
| 00:32:34 |
- I'm touched. |
| 00:32:38 |
Everyone loved Åucja, |
| 00:32:41 |
Alright, kid, |
| 00:32:44 |
you'll have a date with |
| 00:32:51 |
Korba, am I dreaming? |
| 00:32:56 |
With a kid, a kid! |
| 00:32:58 |
I taught him euglena, meiosis, |
| 00:33:00 |
- He remembered the euglena. |
| 00:33:04 |
But he's just a kid! |
| 00:33:07 |
- What that kid can do! |
| 00:33:10 |
I can't hear you! |
| 00:33:18 |
We once went to a zoo in Bali. |
| 00:33:21 |
- I know that story already! |
| 00:33:24 |
And there was a huge hanging bat. |
| 00:33:28 |
something about the size |
| 00:33:31 |
Upside down with an erection. |
| 00:33:33 |
- I'll get some fresh air. |
| 00:33:37 |
Go on! |
| 00:33:38 |
And that bat, imagine this, |
| 00:33:43 |
I thought I would drop dead! |
| 00:33:47 |
- Wiseass. |
| 00:33:49 |
I won't even ask... |
| 00:33:52 |
Please! |
| 00:33:53 |
Not when I was there. |
| 00:33:57 |
The worst thing is that |
| 00:34:02 |
enormous, giant ass, |
| 00:34:07 |
which is totally out of control. |
| 00:34:11 |
I have my motor behaviours, |
| 00:34:16 |
For instance, |
| 00:34:19 |
I feel it viciously dangling behind. |
| 00:34:22 |
You can generally kiss my ass. |
| 00:34:27 |
And because of this I have to buy |
| 00:34:32 |
That's nothing. |
| 00:34:38 |
My organism can catch fats |
| 00:34:41 |
essential for the existence |
| 00:34:45 |
- and turn them into a fat lining. |
| 00:34:51 |
No way, hun! I have cellulite |
| 00:34:57 |
This is physically impossible... |
| 00:35:00 |
once again. |
| 00:35:06 |
That girl must have been |
| 00:35:11 |
or must have come from a very, |
| 00:35:18 |
And if men are from Mars, |
| 00:35:22 |
they should do back there. |
| 00:35:29 |
You know, since I'm with Artur |
| 00:35:32 |
- Does he forbid you? |
| 00:35:35 |
There's no connection. |
| 00:35:38 |
You're too tense! Too much |
| 00:35:42 |
Being spontaneous |
| 00:35:45 |
Hey, when do you ovulate? |
| 00:35:47 |
In three days |
| 00:35:52 |
You are not! |
| 00:35:54 |
Korba! Hand me the laptop, |
| 00:35:57 |
She's right! Be spontaneous! |
| 00:36:02 |
A FEW HOURS LATER |
| 00:37:07 |
Gosia? |
| 00:37:10 |
I feel awfully stupid. |
| 00:37:14 |
Truth is best. |
| 00:37:17 |
My flat is being renovated and... |
| 00:37:21 |
Artur gave me the keys |
| 00:37:26 |
- You think I'm an idiot? |
| 00:37:29 |
Artur gave me the keys |
| 00:37:35 |
So I would water |
| 00:37:40 |
- his plants... |
| 00:37:43 |
And he has my key... |
| 00:37:45 |
'Cause... 'Cause when |
| 00:37:50 |
Feeds your cats. |
| 00:37:52 |
Charming... |
| 00:37:55 |
Feeding the cats |
| 00:37:58 |
Gosia, no! |
| 00:38:04 |
In Strasbourg and he told |
| 00:38:07 |
Change of plans. |
| 00:38:10 |
Gosia, are you... |
| 00:38:14 |
- angry at me? |
| 00:38:17 |
- Gosia! Anything for you. |
| 00:38:20 |
But really. |
| 00:38:22 |
I want to be alone... |
| 00:38:28 |
I'll catch a bus and I'm coming... |
| 00:38:33 |
What cab, auntie?! |
| 00:38:37 |
- Bye! Sorry. |
| 00:38:40 |
- So what happened next? |
| 00:38:44 |
I wouldn't have believed it. |
| 00:38:47 |
I saw something like that not |
| 00:38:51 |
- A bat, too? |
| 00:38:54 |
Oh, he's coming! |
| 00:39:01 |
Hi, darling! |
| 00:39:02 |
- Nice flowers! For your hard work? |
| 00:39:06 |
These are mine... |
| 00:39:07 |
I have to take a bus to the hospital. |
| 00:39:11 |
You'll miss the doctor! Marek |
| 00:39:16 |
But what? |
| 00:39:18 |
Take Arletka, ok? |
| 00:39:20 |
That is, ok... |
| 00:39:25 |
Thanks. Bye. |
| 00:39:28 |
Bye, darling. |
| 00:39:35 |
Happy teacher's day! |
| 00:39:49 |
Call me "auntie"! |
| 00:39:53 |
Hello, Artur! |
| 00:39:55 |
I don't give a damn about |
| 00:39:58 |
But me and my ovulation |
| 00:40:01 |
You're waiting? For me? |
| 00:40:05 |
- Today? |
| 00:40:07 |
I'm having this autumn's |
| 00:40:11 |
"Preventing the Extinction |
| 00:40:13 |
Tell them you're leaving |
| 00:40:18 |
You have 15 minutes to get here! |
| 00:40:24 |
No more, you won't eat supper. |
| 00:40:26 |
- One. |
| 00:40:28 |
One... |
| 00:40:29 |
Good evening, professor! |
| 00:40:32 |
Will you stalk me all day long? |
| 00:40:35 |
Actually I'm going to see Korba. |
| 00:40:42 |
- Who's that dumbbell, mum? |
| 00:40:46 |
An old student of mine. |
| 00:40:49 |
What is he doing |
| 00:40:53 |
She's giving him extra lessons. |
| 00:40:55 |
- What lessons? |
| 00:41:11 |
This is nothing... |
| 00:41:14 |
She screamed with that Latino. |
| 00:41:17 |
- Want some more cheese? |
| 00:41:20 |
- It's very good cheese. |
| 00:41:23 |
- The best! |
| 00:41:30 |
Your mother had a meeting with me. |
| 00:41:36 |
You shouldn't agree. |
| 00:41:42 |
I know, sweetie... |
| 00:41:48 |
I know. |
| 00:41:55 |
So, thanks! Bye! |
| 00:42:04 |
- My time too. |
| 00:42:09 |
- Who? |
| 00:42:13 |
Well, I don't know. |
| 00:42:17 |
Can't you stay today? |
| 00:42:19 |
With pleasure, hun, you know... |
| 00:42:23 |
Got to go. |
| 00:42:33 |
I don't know... |
| 00:42:36 |
It's all this stress! |
| 00:42:38 |
Sure. |
| 00:42:40 |
Sure... Stress... |
| 00:42:50 |
I care, too, you know! |
| 00:42:55 |
But this is not a lab! |
| 00:42:59 |
I... I need... |
| 00:43:02 |
an atmosphere. |
| 00:43:06 |
- What do you need? |
| 00:43:12 |
What the hell is this? |
| 00:43:14 |
Champagne, strawberries, |
| 00:43:19 |
I've got fucking |
| 00:43:23 |
- Not that kind of atmosphere. |
| 00:43:27 |
But I won't get myself |
| 00:43:40 |
WARSAW |
| 00:44:06 |
Plonk! |
| 00:44:07 |
I know how you feel... |
| 00:44:09 |
I feel the same. |
| 00:44:12 |
Only moments are important |
| 00:44:18 |
I'll shag your pussy so hard, |
| 00:44:25 |
Leave the pussies alone. |
| 00:44:31 |
- And how are your lungs? |
| 00:44:36 |
And some things are even better. |
| 00:44:38 |
- What about genes? |
| 00:44:43 |
Firm and ruthless... |
| 00:44:46 |
That's what they all say. |
| 00:44:51 |
I'll risk it. |
| 00:44:52 |
But you need |
| 00:44:56 |
- But-not pregnant? |
| 00:44:59 |
The procedure is the same, |
| 00:45:04 |
But, like... straight away? |
| 00:45:07 |
No time, |
| 00:45:17 |
It's some kind of a programme, right? |
| 00:45:22 |
Where are the cameras? |
| 00:45:28 |
Me and my beaver are |
| 00:45:31 |
One condition: |
| 00:45:36 |
We enter the spaceship |
| 00:45:39 |
Well, not my place, because |
| 00:45:45 |
What is he suffering from? |
| 00:45:49 |
That's genetic. I don't want |
| 00:45:53 |
No, it's ok... |
| 00:45:56 |
Quite handsome |
| 00:46:06 |
It was Marek! |
| 00:46:08 |
I was a bit drunk, tired, |
| 00:46:11 |
- I know Marek. |
| 00:46:15 |
I knew Monia had overdone it! |
| 00:46:18 |
You hear me?! |
| 00:46:20 |
The guy says he lives with |
| 00:46:24 |
Where do we know that from? |
| 00:46:27 |
Damn me if that wasn't Marek! |
| 00:46:30 |
- Its not Marek. |
| 00:46:34 |
Even if he does this? |
| 00:46:39 |
Wait, |
| 00:46:41 |
wait... It just occurred to me. |
| 00:46:50 |
It's him! |
| 00:46:52 |
No way! I'm telling you, |
| 00:46:55 |
This is BÅażej, Marek's brother! |
| 00:46:58 |
No, honey. |
| 00:47:03 |
Believe me, |
| 00:47:12 |
It's all true! |
| 00:47:15 |
You saw it and didn't tell me? |
| 00:47:19 |
I'm so alone with this! |
| 00:47:21 |
We're such idiots. |
| 00:47:25 |
You knew, too?! |
| 00:47:27 |
I had no idea he had such |
| 00:47:30 |
I can get you a new guy |
| 00:47:33 |
Good idea! Cut the old one |
| 00:47:37 |
This disabled brother story |
| 00:47:41 |
- What? |
| 00:47:46 |
- Do you want to kill her? |
| 00:47:50 |
Don't worry. We'll get him! |
| 00:47:54 |
- How do you know? |
| 00:47:57 |
- We have to copy his keys. |
| 00:48:01 |
- Call him and tell him to come! |
| 00:48:05 |
You'll say... not. |
| 00:48:07 |
Tell him you're |
| 00:48:10 |
Korba, you're totally nuts! |
| 00:48:12 |
I swear, 2 years ago my pipe |
| 00:48:15 |
It got Radio Maryja. A voice |
| 00:48:40 |
- Hey. |
| 00:48:43 |
- Your toilet's talking? |
| 00:48:46 |
I flooded my neighbours once. |
| 00:48:49 |
No time! I'll have a quick look! |
| 00:48:53 |
But wait! |
| 00:49:00 |
- Dywanik. |
| 00:49:04 |
- Marek Dywanik! |
| 00:49:08 |
- How's your loo? |
| 00:49:12 |
Anything coming out of it? |
| 00:49:16 |
- Grobik Åucja, hello. |
| 00:49:20 |
No, no, it's nothing. |
| 00:49:25 |
- I hope I didn't flood you, did I? |
| 00:49:30 |
Thank God! |
| 00:49:33 |
Goodbye. |
| 00:49:38 |
Ok. Show me the loo and I'm off! |
| 00:49:41 |
- Maybe a drink? |
| 00:49:43 |
Well, cheers then! |
| 00:49:46 |
- Are you out of your mind? |
| 00:49:50 |
Just a shirt? I look like... fuck! |
| 00:50:11 |
And now it won't come off! |
| 00:50:13 |
- Why so many glasses? |
| 00:50:16 |
You've been drinking since morning? |
| 00:50:20 |
- With whom? |
| 00:50:24 |
I don't get it. |
| 00:50:27 |
Fucking shit! Are you crazy? |
| 00:50:30 |
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! |
| 00:50:34 |
Due to what? |
| 00:50:37 |
Get it off quickly, |
| 00:50:39 |
- Yeah, I'm getting it off. |
| 00:50:43 |
Look what I found under |
| 00:50:51 |
- Here. |
| 00:51:03 |
Done? |
| 00:51:05 |
Salt! |
| 00:51:07 |
It comes off best with salt. |
| 00:51:47 |
Fuck! |
| 00:52:00 |
Are you finishing? |
| 00:52:04 |
Just a moment! |
| 00:52:06 |
- Well, fight! |
| 00:52:10 |
Hi, love. |
| 00:52:14 |
No, I'm at the education office. |
| 00:52:22 |
It's the kid! The kid's calling! |
| 00:52:28 |
You're crazy? |
| 00:52:31 |
Yeah, I'll be Cubaaa |
| 00:52:33 |
and my fidello will sort out |
| 00:52:38 |
The locksmith's gone! |
| 00:52:41 |
Keep him inside for a while. |
| 00:52:44 |
- She doesn't know how. |
| 00:52:47 |
Study chapter 1 of Kamasutra! |
| 00:52:55 |
I don't know what you're doing |
| 00:53:02 |
In a tracksuit? |
| 00:53:05 |
No kidding! |
| 00:53:07 |
Give me my keys! |
| 00:53:14 |
- Ok, I'll get them myself! |
| 00:53:22 |
Woman, I told you |
| 00:53:25 |
Not even a minute? |
| 00:53:31 |
- LuÅka, what have you been taking?! |
| 00:53:37 |
a very, very bad cowgirl... |
| 00:53:40 |
LuÅka! |
| 00:54:09 |
It was open. I knocked, but... |
| 00:54:14 |
And we got that cream you |
| 00:54:17 |
- The important one! |
| 00:54:22 |
Leave it in the toi-let! |
| 00:54:39 |
Is the coast clear? |
| 00:54:47 |
Yes, minister, sir... |
| 00:54:51 |
Everything according to plan. |
| 00:54:55 |
I'm sending my regards, too... |
| 00:54:59 |
Excuse me, deputy minister, |
| 00:55:04 |
That you'll fuck my brains out? |
| 00:55:06 |
More or less... |
| 00:55:10 |
Your brother? |
| 00:55:12 |
My brother? |
| 00:55:15 |
He's having treatments. |
| 00:55:19 |
Oh you're quick. |
| 00:55:24 |
Ok... |
| 00:55:27 |
I'll show you something. |
| 00:55:30 |
Tell me what it is. |
| 00:55:33 |
You see... |
| 00:55:37 |
It's not that simple. |
| 00:55:45 |
Come in. |
| 00:56:07 |
- There's nothing here. |
| 00:56:10 |
That S.O.B. hid it. |
| 00:56:17 |
Well, well, well... |
| 00:56:22 |
I like to dip sometimes. |
| 00:56:27 |
Deep? |
| 00:56:29 |
It depends with whom. |
| 00:56:32 |
- Would you like some tea? |
| 00:56:38 |
Then I'll make you some. |
| 00:56:50 |
Bingo! |
| 00:56:52 |
What? |
| 00:56:58 |
No, no way, |
| 00:57:02 |
- There's nothing in there. |
| 00:57:06 |
- No way! Are you mad?! |
| 00:57:10 |
Ok! Once! |
| 00:57:19 |
But only once! |
| 00:57:28 |
Did you want to show me... |
| 00:57:33 |
bats? |
| 00:57:36 |
You know what bats can do? |
| 00:57:42 |
Balls? |
| 00:57:44 |
- No, from Bali. |
| 00:57:47 |
Not only do they have huge |
| 00:57:51 |
they can give themselves blow jobs. |
| 00:57:56 |
- What can they do? |
| 00:58:00 |
You know, themselves. |
| 00:58:03 |
They give themselves head! |
| 00:58:08 |
The kind of partner |
| 00:58:12 |
Itself. |
| 00:58:15 |
Jesus, my brother, |
| 00:58:18 |
BÅażej... but BÅażej! BÅażej! |
| 00:58:24 |
- 12 tapes and nothing. |
| 00:58:29 |
GoÅka. Right? |
| 00:58:31 |
I think I was too hard |
| 00:58:35 |
- BÅażej is coming! |
| 00:58:38 |
- "Little Red Riding Hood"! |
| 00:58:43 |
Voila! |
| 00:58:55 |
Coffee, like you wanted. |
| 00:58:58 |
We're not |
| 00:59:01 |
sitting here to have coffee, |
| 00:59:06 |
are we? |
| 00:59:11 |
So what is it, cutie? |
| 00:59:15 |
Well... |
| 00:59:16 |
It's about |
| 00:59:19 |
I know, I know... |
| 00:59:23 |
You liked it. |
| 00:59:25 |
Very impressive... |
| 00:59:27 |
Impressive will be |
| 00:59:32 |
Anaerobic descent into |
| 00:59:38 |
- I see you like to play rough. |
| 00:59:45 |
You'll kill me! |
| 00:59:47 |
You pathological seeder |
| 00:59:52 |
- Oh, holy fucking shit! |
| 00:59:56 |
- That gal from the New Year's. |
| 01:00:03 |
I got his phone, but he got away! |
| 01:00:06 |
Ok! Got to run! |
| 01:00:08 |
I'm not going anywhere! |
| 01:00:13 |
Personally! |
| 01:00:14 |
The Laydees' revenge |
| 01:00:22 |
Good morning. |
| 01:00:24 |
I'm calling from curator |
| 01:00:28 |
Right, right, your son's! |
| 01:00:31 |
I'm sorry. I'm calling from |
| 01:00:35 |
He's got a mother! |
| 01:00:41 |
There's another one. |
| 01:00:46 |
Good morning, miss... |
| 01:00:49 |
Miss Mariolka? |
| 01:00:53 |
Did you sleep with him? |
| 01:00:56 |
No, no, this is not a joke! |
| 01:00:58 |
Marek Dywanik slept with |
| 01:01:02 |
I have tapes you may want to watch. |
| 01:01:08 |
Welcome. |
| 01:01:14 |
- Please, Åucja. |
| 01:01:19 |
- Alright, come. |
| 01:01:22 |
- Please. |
| 01:01:25 |
I assume you've already met |
| 01:01:28 |
Yes, yes, I've had the pleasure. |
| 01:01:32 |
I hope that you'll be able |
| 01:01:35 |
the professional skills |
| 01:01:40 |
Oh, that? |
| 01:01:42 |
My brother fell off his wheelchair |
| 01:01:47 |
- It's nothing. |
| 01:01:50 |
Mr. Dywanik is not |
| 01:01:54 |
give you high marks, |
| 01:01:58 |
Yes, yes, beyond doubt... |
| 01:02:00 |
I'm worried about our equipment, |
| 01:02:05 |
We have faith in you! |
| 01:02:07 |
Åucja will also keep |
| 01:02:14 |
Hello. I'm calling you from... |
| 01:02:17 |
The venereal diseases ward. |
| 01:02:25 |
God bless you! |
| 01:02:30 |
Maybe I'll hold this. |
| 01:02:41 |
That's a bummer. |
| 01:02:44 |
It's glue! |
| 01:02:46 |
God, there is truly no sanctity left, |
| 01:02:50 |
Lately the history teacher and now in |
| 01:02:55 |
Now what?! |
| 01:02:58 |
It's fucked! |
| 01:03:02 |
I've been preparing for so long. |
| 01:03:06 |
- I'll think of something. |
| 01:03:10 |
All that for nothing! |
| 01:03:14 |
We'll manage, Miss Arletka! |
| 01:03:16 |
Åucja can substitute |
| 01:03:19 |
Me? Well, I don't know... |
| 01:03:21 |
Final decision, and you, |
| 01:03:25 |
You'll get permission |
| 01:03:29 |
Today I'm substituting |
| 01:03:32 |
has problems keeping an eye |
| 01:03:36 |
Not for the first time, actually... |
| 01:03:39 |
The subject of this lesson is: |
| 01:03:43 |
Maybe you, KozÅowski. |
| 01:03:45 |
Which animals form couples |
| 01:03:49 |
In contrast to some of the |
| 01:03:53 |
- Elephants. |
| 01:03:56 |
When an elephant dies, her partner |
| 01:04:01 |
If no one knows, I'll tell you. |
| 01:04:04 |
The second commonly known |
| 01:04:08 |
Basically, all animals |
| 01:04:10 |
having the least sense of decency |
| 01:04:15 |
form couples |
| 01:04:19 |
Lobsters, for instance! |
| 01:04:22 |
Old lobsters walk around |
| 01:04:27 |
They don't worry that some peep. |
| 01:04:31 |
Excuse me, but that is unfair! |
| 01:04:33 |
Pipa pipa! |
| 01:04:36 |
Pipa pipa! |
| 01:04:38 |
Write "pipa pipa" down when |
| 01:04:44 |
Toad from the pipidae family. |
| 01:04:47 |
Known for its |
| 01:04:51 |
Pipa pipa when spawning |
| 01:04:55 |
And now a film about it, |
| 01:05:17 |
Switch it off. |
| 01:05:24 |
Sorry, this can't be |
| 01:05:27 |
You saw that I got it from Arletta! |
| 01:05:31 |
Thank you very much! |
| 01:05:38 |
Lucky you prick that |
| 01:05:41 |
When you were dressed as Santa |
| 01:06:10 |
Come, come... |
| 01:06:12 |
We'll go to my place, |
| 01:06:21 |
Fuck! |
| 01:06:23 |
What's going on?! |
| 01:06:27 |
Yeah, that brother of yours |
| 01:06:44 |
We were waiting for you, |
| 01:06:52 |
Hi, girls. |
| 01:06:54 |
Revenge on Marek proved |
| 01:06:58 |
Soon Åucja plunged into |
| 01:07:01 |
Her job became a constant |
| 01:07:05 |
Only Szymek was happy |
| 01:07:08 |
his fatherfigure was played by |
| 01:07:15 |
Living with her mother was |
| 01:07:18 |
She never felt so unattractive. |
| 01:07:23 |
buying him nicotine patches |
| 01:07:26 |
She also swore she would |
| 01:07:30 |
to be larger than |
| 01:07:33 |
Artur never called. |
| 01:07:36 |
Instead, Istvan did on Christmas Eve, |
| 01:07:41 |
She thanked politely, |
| 01:07:44 |
knowing your husband preferred |
| 01:07:48 |
a hairy-assed Portuguese. |
| 01:07:51 |
Korba's men-hunting intensified, |
| 01:07:56 |
her Ioneliness increased. |
| 01:08:01 |
blaming herself for not being |
| 01:08:05 |
The night leading from |
| 01:08:08 |
called New Year's Eve |
| 01:08:12 |
they spent in a terrible mood. |
| 01:08:17 |
And then, like a jack-in-the-box, |
| 01:08:20 |
Valentine's Day suddenly |
| 01:08:23 |
14 FEBRUARY |
| 01:08:49 |
"The World of Insects." |
| 01:08:52 |
Tybingowski! What |
| 01:08:56 |
- Eeeh... well... bugs... which... |
| 01:09:00 |
- If you must. |
| 01:09:03 |
showed us African butterflies, |
| 01:09:07 |
Cera condon... |
| 01:09:09 |
Acraea encedon, Rzepecka! |
| 01:09:11 |
...and we learned that |
| 01:09:13 |
over ninety per cent |
| 01:09:17 |
Because... Because... |
| 01:09:21 |
Because the males were eaten |
| 01:09:25 |
That's why they run |
| 01:09:28 |
The wisdom of the species |
| 01:09:33 |
- Professor said it! |
| 01:09:37 |
Butterflies have such little brains. |
| 01:09:40 |
Bigger creatures behave |
| 01:09:44 |
"The reason for nailing |
| 01:09:52 |
Åucja, enough. Teaching children |
| 01:09:56 |
Moths, Father, |
| 01:09:59 |
Genitals on which you can play |
| 01:10:03 |
I agree, |
| 01:10:07 |
How to get through to you, Åucja? |
| 01:10:10 |
I understand, I'm human, too. |
| 01:10:14 |
St. Bobola, we have an obligation. |
| 01:10:17 |
The intangible |
| 01:10:21 |
I couldn't agree more, father. |
| 01:10:23 |
My intangibles are |
| 01:10:26 |
I'm talking about moral intangibles! |
| 01:10:30 |
You are the only biologist, |
| 01:10:36 |
I will try... |
| 01:10:58 |
Let us hurry to love people, |
| 01:11:06 |
- It's your handwriting! |
| 01:11:10 |
Are you emotionally dysfunctional? |
| 01:11:13 |
For everybody |
| 01:11:16 |
- Only to you. |
| 01:11:18 |
- I haven't heard that song before. |
| 01:11:24 |
"Hurry to love people, |
| 01:11:26 |
- The poem suits you. |
| 01:11:31 |
- You're so Ionely, I wanted... |
| 01:11:35 |
Start taking some pills. |
| 01:11:39 |
You chose some fairly big implants, |
| 01:11:43 |
so a nipple cut is out |
| 01:11:45 |
We'll do it here... |
| 01:11:48 |
- I'll be frozen? |
| 01:11:52 |
General? I read in "Biba!" Pamela |
| 01:11:58 |
Miss Monika, this is surgery |
| 01:12:02 |
Later you'll spend |
| 01:12:05 |
the swelling goes down |
| 01:12:09 |
Then the sharp post-surgery |
| 01:12:12 |
- How sharp? |
| 01:12:16 |
We will also see whether |
| 01:12:19 |
or whether the implants move. |
| 01:12:21 |
Fortunately keloids, breast milk |
| 01:12:25 |
or scars are much rarer! |
| 01:12:28 |
And the stitches will be gone |
| 01:12:33 |
I'll have to think about this. |
| 01:12:38 |
I'll call you! |
| 01:12:48 |
- Sorry. |
| 01:12:50 |
I need Erwin for this page. |
| 01:12:55 |
Three minutes, honey... |
| 01:13:04 |
How can I help you? |
| 01:13:06 |
Help me? Rather thank me? |
| 01:13:10 |
But for what? |
| 01:13:12 |
For getting you out |
| 01:13:18 |
It's my little gift for |
| 01:13:25 |
- What's wrong? |
| 01:13:28 |
- Monthly reports? |
| 01:13:30 |
And the flowers? |
| 01:13:34 |
How about we go for coffee? |
| 01:13:38 |
I heard it hurts so much, |
| 01:13:41 |
Monia, I'm in the middle of |
| 01:13:48 |
Pretty, no red or white ones? |
| 01:13:52 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:13:55 |
- I came to see you, Gosia. |
| 01:13:58 |
- Straight from Amsterdam. |
| 01:14:02 |
Oh, definitely, Gosia... |
| 01:14:05 |
I love you! |
| 01:14:10 |
- Marry me! |
| 01:14:12 |
- He doesn't love you like I do... |
| 01:14:17 |
I won't leave until you say "yes"! |
| 01:14:21 |
Istvan, I work here, |
| 01:14:27 |
Get up! |
| 01:14:30 |
And this is... minister, sir... |
| 01:14:34 |
the representative |
| 01:14:37 |
He is asking about |
| 01:14:50 |
- I love you, my dear wife! |
| 01:15:02 |
- I'll love you forever. |
| 01:15:06 |
- What's going on? |
| 01:15:10 |
I want to make love... |
| 01:15:31 |
Stop! You're heavenly! |
| 01:15:36 |
Water from LicheÅ is heavenly... |
| 01:15:47 |
Hi, Lucy! |
| 01:15:51 |
No, she's not here. |
| 01:15:54 |
Ok, I'll tell her. |
| 01:15:57 |
Bye bye. |
| 01:16:03 |
- What is this? |
| 01:16:07 |
- They're not chips, what for? |
| 01:16:10 |
Are you crazy? Flowers for |
| 01:16:15 |
She's living with us. |
| 01:16:19 |
- It's not polite, is it? |
| 01:16:24 |
Why not buy |
| 01:16:27 |
- Darling... |
| 01:16:31 |
Mother and daughter in one! |
| 01:16:44 |
Since you've managed to get |
| 01:16:48 |
- Maybe? |
| 01:16:51 |
Somewhere? |
| 01:16:54 |
For a cream puff... |
| 01:16:58 |
- or jelly... |
| 01:17:02 |
Ok... I get it... |
| 01:17:06 |
Vodka. |
| 01:17:09 |
Take me for a vodka, Edgar! |
| 01:17:14 |
- Erwin. |
| 01:17:21 |
- Korba is over there. |
| 01:17:25 |
To me? |
| 01:17:27 |
It's for you. |
| 01:17:29 |
Jesus, what is it? |
| 01:17:33 |
- A horse's heart... |
| 01:17:35 |
I thought you wouldn't want mine |
| 01:17:41 |
I love you! |
| 01:18:28 |
I always wanted him |
| 01:18:31 |
I must be crazy! |
| 01:18:34 |
I have gone crazy for sure! |
| 01:18:42 |
Come in, honey, come in. |
| 01:18:45 |
- For you dad on Valentine's Day. |
| 01:18:48 |
It's such a nice custom this |
| 01:18:53 |
And look who's come |
| 01:18:59 |
Hi, sweetie... |
| 01:19:03 |
Mum got me some beautiful flowers. |
| 01:19:19 |
You smoke at school, Miss Åucja? |
| 01:19:22 |
Well, Klaudiusz Jedynak. |
| 01:19:25 |
- Visiting the old stomping ground? |
| 01:19:30 |
- Are you studying anything? |
| 01:19:38 |
I won't fire you for smoking! |
| 01:20:13 |
Artur? |
| 01:20:17 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:20:20 |
- Today is Valentine's Day. |
| 01:20:24 |
Valentine's Day. |
| 01:20:27 |
After 6 months you tell me |
| 01:20:31 |
Are you mad? |
| 01:20:33 |
- No... |
| 01:20:41 |
Simple. It's Valentine's Day... |
| 01:20:46 |
I'll make some tea, |
| 01:20:49 |
Have you been fired? |
| 01:20:53 |
It's not so easy to be fired |
| 01:20:56 |
Artur! |
| 01:20:59 |
He left you! |
| 01:21:04 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:21:46 |
He left me. |
| 01:21:49 |
And were it for some nice guy! |
| 01:21:56 |
He left me for a loser! |
| 01:22:01 |
You get it? |
| 01:22:05 |
He left me for a soy cutlet lover! |
| 01:22:10 |
There, that's peppermint. |
| 01:22:14 |
And there wasn't even |
| 01:22:19 |
That you see something is not ok. |
| 01:22:22 |
Simply. |
| 01:22:26 |
"I'm moving out, |
| 01:22:33 |
He treated me like shit! |
| 01:22:36 |
Men are bastards, Artur... |
| 01:22:40 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:22:42 |
It's ok. |
| 01:22:56 |
- Enjoy your meal, honey. |
| 01:23:01 |
Don't look at me. |
| 01:23:04 |
I've never been next |
| 01:23:06 |
I didn't know you're a virgin. |
| 01:23:09 |
I adore you. |
| 01:23:12 |
I adore it when you make jokes. |
| 01:23:15 |
- I adore you for everything. |
| 01:23:20 |
and at such moments |
| 01:23:23 |
You want me to leave now? |
| 01:23:28 |
I do. My head hurts and |
| 01:23:33 |
- Don't look at me like that! |
| 01:23:38 |
Too? Anybody else here? |
| 01:23:41 |
- Don't pretend you don't know. |
| 01:23:46 |
- I love you and you love me too. |
| 01:23:49 |
- That's what you said. |
| 01:23:54 |
Tonight. |
| 01:23:55 |
- Rubbish! |
| 01:23:58 |
"I love you, Erwin!" |
| 01:24:02 |
- Four times! |
| 01:24:04 |
- Ok, I can stop. |
| 01:24:08 |
It's complete shit! |
| 01:24:11 |
If it's shit, |
| 01:24:14 |
Because you were pathetic, |
| 01:24:21 |
It was sincere. |
| 01:24:25 |
Fuck off, Erwin! |
| 01:24:30 |
This is sincere, too. |
| 01:24:43 |
You're scared? |
| 01:24:47 |
I'm not! I knew from the start |
| 01:24:50 |
- we were made for each other! |
| 01:24:53 |
Back to fucking Mars! |
| 01:24:57 |
I fucked you to get over it! |
| 01:25:03 |
That's not true. |
| 01:25:05 |
Shall we make a bet? |
| 01:25:08 |
Well, what are you staring at? |
| 01:25:11 |
I will never be with you, never! |
| 01:25:15 |
Get it? |
| 01:25:48 |
Spring, with its arrogant, |
| 01:25:53 |
came unnoticed by Korba. |
| 01:25:55 |
She was sleepy all the time |
| 01:25:59 |
telling herself that anything |
| 01:26:04 |
Åucja was so terrified by the affair |
| 01:26:08 |
she began avoiding him. |
| 01:26:11 |
who thought only about |
| 01:26:14 |
decided that being |
| 01:26:17 |
is also interesting. |
| 01:26:19 |
Monia's mother finally |
| 01:26:22 |
he was so happy he forgot |
| 01:26:26 |
That's what Monia thought. |
| 01:26:28 |
She started practising |
| 01:26:32 |
who was preparing for the final |
| 01:26:36 |
Meanwhile, GoÅka |
| 01:26:39 |
Artur moved back to Warsaw |
| 01:26:45 |
The three months of spring felt |
| 01:26:49 |
GoÅka again believed that |
| 01:26:54 |
24 MAY |
| 01:27:23 |
First! |
| 01:27:33 |
Mum, I have to! |
| 01:27:35 |
Football at night?! |
| 01:27:37 |
- Mum! I'm meeting Wojtek! |
| 01:27:41 |
His mother lets him |
| 01:27:43 |
- His mother doesn't know! |
| 01:27:47 |
Women work like horses, |
| 01:27:50 |
I don't know about his mother, |
| 01:27:54 |
That's why we play so late! |
| 01:27:58 |
- Finishes what?! |
| 01:28:00 |
- How old is Wojtek? |
| 01:28:16 |
Fuck off, you! |
| 01:28:20 |
You... conductor, you! |
| 01:28:23 |
Fuck off, or I'll call the police! |
| 01:28:31 |
Darling, could you make me... |
| 01:28:34 |
...some tea? |
| 01:28:40 |
I try to. |
| 01:28:45 |
Our tea will get cold. |
| 01:28:49 |
Know what |
| 01:28:53 |
About subsidies |
| 01:28:58 |
I think a baby |
| 01:29:17 |
Erwin, stop being a faithful dog. |
| 01:29:21 |
I'll be waiting... |
| 01:29:24 |
Always, I need you to know. |
| 01:29:27 |
Ok, I know already. |
| 01:29:40 |
- Hey! |
| 01:29:42 |
- What idyllic scent... |
| 01:29:47 |
No. |
| 01:29:49 |
You are. |
| 01:29:52 |
My fame is larger than myself, |
| 01:30:01 |
Good stuff. |
| 01:30:05 |
You got this at nursery school? |
| 01:30:11 |
who are you |
| 01:30:14 |
- I'm waiting for you. |
| 01:30:16 |
- I want to talk. |
| 01:30:19 |
- Really! |
| 01:30:21 |
- Not here. |
| 01:30:26 |
It's too good for you, boy. |
| 01:30:31 |
- You don't understand. |
| 01:30:34 |
Older kids aren't resting |
| 01:30:38 |
Bummer! |
| 01:30:41 |
- Want eye drops? |
| 01:30:43 |
Jesus, Wojtek isn't paedophile! |
| 01:30:47 |
You're too young |
| 01:30:50 |
What normal man |
| 01:30:53 |
- But you hang out with kids, too. |
| 01:30:56 |
Teachers can be perverts as well, |
| 01:31:00 |
Jesus Christ, Szymek, |
| 01:31:04 |
See? You react this way |
| 01:31:07 |
You should apologize to him. |
| 01:31:13 |
THREE DAYS LATER |
| 01:31:19 |
Only ambulances are allowed here. |
| 01:31:23 |
I'm an ambulance. |
| 01:31:36 |
I want my egg howling at sperm |
| 01:31:41 |
- Like in space flights! |
| 01:31:44 |
I've tried everything. |
| 01:31:48 |
MaÅgorzata, |
| 01:31:52 |
I will do everything possible. |
| 01:31:55 |
Yes, yes. |
| 01:31:58 |
We'll start measuring the size |
| 01:32:03 |
Until then, |
| 01:32:09 |
- Howl at sperm... there you go. |
| 01:32:20 |
You are stubborn. |
| 01:32:22 |
- Runs in the family. |
| 01:32:26 |
Do you have a name? |
| 01:32:28 |
Friends call me Yerba. |
| 01:32:31 |
Yerba? Funny... |
| 01:32:35 |
Yerba and Korba |
| 01:32:39 |
Yerba below |
| 01:32:41 |
and Korba... |
| 01:32:47 |
Come! |
| 01:32:52 |
A dying daddy? Is that some |
| 01:32:57 |
- He's not in a wheelchair. |
| 01:33:00 |
- Pick up chicks with handicaps?! |
| 01:33:04 |
- Not me! |
| 01:33:05 |
Which fucked up Romeo |
| 01:33:09 |
- I said I only wanted to talk. |
| 01:33:14 |
Doctor Freud? |
| 01:33:16 |
I don't like listening about |
| 01:33:19 |
- I have no one else to talk to. |
| 01:33:24 |
I'm so awfully sorry! |
| 01:33:27 |
I can't care about |
| 01:33:30 |
I don't know you. |
| 01:33:35 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:33:38 |
That's very noble, Your Holiness, |
| 01:33:41 |
I don't talk about my father |
| 01:33:45 |
And after such foreplay I've |
| 01:33:52 |
God bless you! |
| 01:34:02 |
Get lost, you brat! |
| 01:34:08 |
Or I'll call the police! |
| 01:34:37 |
You haven't changed the locks |
| 01:35:13 |
Lost? |
| 01:35:16 |
Why should I care? |
| 01:35:18 |
Men who can't raise |
| 01:35:22 |
- You're being unfair! |
| 01:35:25 |
I'm thirty-one years old, dad! |
| 01:35:27 |
- It's been 13 years. |
| 01:35:32 |
- You left me! |
| 01:35:34 |
I quit my job when mum died |
| 01:35:37 |
For 2 years! Then you sent me |
| 01:35:40 |
Four years, dad! |
| 01:35:42 |
Thanks to you I spent the |
| 01:35:46 |
- In one of the best schools! |
| 01:35:52 |
Shame you didn't ask me! |
| 01:35:54 |
It wasn't about my school! |
| 01:35:57 |
Just more time |
| 01:36:01 |
I wanted to have a life, too! |
| 01:36:04 |
I wanted to have a normal life! |
| 01:36:06 |
So did I, dad! |
| 01:36:12 |
- Are you feeling ok? |
| 01:36:16 |
A bit like... water? |
| 01:36:32 |
I thought I could sort it out |
| 01:36:35 |
But you didn't. |
| 01:36:37 |
Fortunately, I did quite well myself |
| 01:36:43 |
Without you! |
| 01:36:44 |
It's not about me, Karolina. |
| 01:36:49 |
- He never ran away before. |
| 01:37:10 |
I'm sorry... |
| 01:37:15 |
I'll go now. |
| 01:37:19 |
If Jasiek shows up here |
| 01:37:26 |
- He's your brother. |
| 01:38:24 |
I flooded his flat! |
| 01:38:36 |
I am really awfully sorry, |
| 01:38:40 |
But Åucja! |
| 01:38:43 |
- I have a different issue. |
| 01:38:47 |
Ceiling? What ceiling? |
| 01:38:50 |
Your boyfriend asked me. |
| 01:38:53 |
You have a boyfriend? |
| 01:38:55 |
- Me? No. But you. |
| 01:38:57 |
If this is some kind of revenge for |
| 01:39:02 |
But he was in my flat! |
| 01:39:07 |
Mister Dywanik has been out of |
| 01:39:12 |
That's strange. Because |
| 01:39:16 |
- to say he's waiting! |
| 01:39:19 |
Seriously, Mr. Dywanik and |
| 01:39:24 |
On a motorbike. |
| 01:39:27 |
Jesus Christ, |
| 01:39:30 |
No, no, they're out of danger |
| 01:39:34 |
could last many months... |
| 01:39:37 |
So it would be better |
| 01:39:48 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:40:04 |
I see it, love, I see... |
| 01:40:07 |
Your love line shows it clearly... |
| 01:40:11 |
Your husband loves you |
| 01:40:13 |
and he'll be simply mad |
| 01:40:18 |
Anything to do with my looks? |
| 01:40:21 |
Yes. |
| 01:40:27 |
With my breasts? |
| 01:40:29 |
Yes, love. |
| 01:40:31 |
Soon your breasts will be huge! |
| 01:40:47 |
Doctor Wituch? |
| 01:40:49 |
Kochanowska speaking. |
| 01:40:58 |
Why are you at my mom's grave? |
| 01:41:02 |
My father's, too... |
| 01:41:11 |
Alright, Yerba. |
| 01:41:15 |
My father is terminally ill. |
| 01:41:20 |
- This grave! |
| 01:41:23 |
- He loves her more. |
| 01:41:26 |
He keeps a picture of her. |
| 01:41:30 |
And your picture too. |
| 01:41:39 |
Jesus, Lucy! |
| 01:41:41 |
I'm so happy! |
| 01:41:43 |
I've made chicken soup for you. |
| 01:41:48 |
Brothers together, as always? |
| 01:41:50 |
Could I have a bit, too? |
| 01:41:54 |
Jesus, you look beautiful! |
| 01:42:00 |
What is this?! |
| 01:42:01 |
Soup... A Thai recipe. |
| 01:42:07 |
- I look quite good? |
| 01:42:11 |
You are the love of my life! |
| 01:42:15 |
Fucking hell. Help! |
| 01:42:17 |
There's so much noise here, |
| 01:42:19 |
- I can't hear anything. |
| 01:42:27 |
You want to kill me?! |
| 01:42:31 |
- Help! |
| 01:42:34 |
Nothing serious, darling. |
| 01:42:36 |
Just BÅażej's attack. He can |
| 01:42:40 |
What do you mean |
| 01:42:42 |
I burn when you don't touch me. |
| 01:42:46 |
Take me! Just now! |
| 01:42:50 |
Åucja, Åucja! |
| 01:42:57 |
I'll be going. |
| 01:43:00 |
But... |
| 01:43:08 |
- Arletka? |
| 01:43:11 |
Arletka, I'm so happy. |
| 01:43:15 |
Here, I brought you some soup. |
| 01:43:23 |
- What do you mean "no"? |
| 01:43:29 |
How come it's not possible? |
| 01:43:32 |
I can't do the surgery now |
| 01:43:48 |
Monia, it's me! |
| 01:43:50 |
Can I borrow your car? |
| 01:43:53 |
Sure... |
| 01:43:55 |
- Did something happen? |
| 01:43:59 |
I'll be at the office in 10min. |
| 01:44:04 |
How is my egg today? |
| 01:44:07 |
- Ten, doctor! |
| 01:44:10 |
- 10cm dilated! |
| 01:44:14 |
I think we shouldn't wait |
| 01:44:19 |
- So tomorrow? |
| 01:44:22 |
The sooner the better! |
| 01:44:37 |
Oh! |
| 01:44:48 |
- The lift is out of order. |
| 01:44:52 |
- I'll help you. |
| 01:44:56 |
Understand, it isn't about you. |
| 01:44:58 |
You run away |
| 01:45:05 |
- I wrote you a letter. |
| 01:45:09 |
"Dear wife, I don't want to hurt you |
| 01:45:14 |
Wait! |
| 01:45:17 |
PS. You're wonderful, |
| 01:45:20 |
Wait! |
| 01:45:22 |
"...a woman. Yours till today. |
| 01:45:25 |
So, you see I'm touched. |
| 01:45:29 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:45:32 |
You said you wanted to have |
| 01:45:37 |
Oh, supper... |
| 01:45:54 |
What happened?! |
| 01:45:55 |
My lift is out of order! |
| 01:46:03 |
I was supposed to get pregnant |
| 01:46:08 |
How could he? |
| 01:46:11 |
He is my husband. |
| 01:46:14 |
- A husband wouldn't do that. |
| 01:46:19 |
Mum... |
| 01:46:20 |
Szymek, go out! |
| 01:46:24 |
- Isn't it too late? |
| 01:46:27 |
- Exercise is important! |
| 01:46:30 |
Listen, you're right. |
| 01:46:34 |
Whether they're after tits |
| 01:46:38 |
But you can do the same. |
| 01:46:43 |
But I'm not attracted to women. |
| 01:46:47 |
I'm talking about the child, stupid! |
| 01:46:51 |
Until tomorrow? |
| 01:46:59 |
Dad! |
| 01:47:02 |
Look who's come... |
| 01:47:19 |
- Hello. |
| 01:47:23 |
Yes, it's me. |
| 01:47:24 |
It's Åucja speaking, |
| 01:47:27 |
It's a pleasure! |
| 01:47:28 |
I also feel very sorry about |
| 01:47:35 |
Oh, yes... Thank you. |
| 01:47:40 |
I'm calling to ask |
| 01:47:47 |
- Of course! |
| 01:47:52 |
I haven't thought about |
| 01:47:56 |
Well... |
| 01:47:58 |
He hasn't thought about that yet. |
| 01:48:01 |
Hello, Istvan. It's GoÅka. |
| 01:48:05 |
You have time till tomorrow! |
| 01:48:09 |
- Yes, tomorrow at my place! |
| 01:48:11 |
Where, in Warsaw! |
| 01:48:14 |
So bye! |
| 01:48:28 |
Wait. |
| 01:48:35 |
Is your lift out of order, too? |
| 01:48:38 |
What fucking lift?! |
| 01:48:47 |
Auntie, help! |
| 01:48:50 |
- Fuck, Szymek, I'm not "auntie"! |
| 01:48:54 |
Uncle Artur is gay |
| 01:48:58 |
Aunt Monia wants an abortion! |
| 01:49:03 |
- Where's your mother? |
| 01:49:06 |
Get them some painkillers |
| 01:49:10 |
Ok, aunt... Korba. Ok. |
| 01:49:13 |
I have to go. |
| 01:49:17 |
Don't abandon me with this. |
| 01:49:23 |
I won't let him die. |
| 01:49:27 |
Take care. |
| 01:50:07 |
Tomek! Tomek! |
| 01:50:11 |
- Monia is pregnant! |
| 01:50:13 |
Monia is pregnant! |
| 01:50:17 |
We'll have a daddy. |
| 01:50:29 |
It's your fault! |
| 01:50:31 |
My fault? It's you who took |
| 01:50:35 |
- It's because of your smoking! |
| 01:50:39 |
You said I stink a million times! |
| 01:50:42 |
Tomek I don't want the baby! |
| 01:50:46 |
You can't change it! |
| 01:50:48 |
- Yes I can! |
| 01:50:53 |
Oh? Will you tell the police? |
| 01:50:58 |
You fucking Caligula! |
| 01:51:17 |
MaÅgorzata, bad news. |
| 01:51:20 |
Should I put off the conception date? |
| 01:51:23 |
It's not the right time for a baby. |
| 01:51:26 |
- We have to do a biopsy. |
| 01:51:30 |
At first I thought it was |
| 01:51:33 |
Now I have doubts. |
| 01:51:37 |
We have to dispel them. |
| 01:51:46 |
I had to tell him. |
| 01:51:48 |
Fuck your "I had to". |
| 01:51:52 |
You're a cunt. |
| 01:51:59 |
I don't want to see |
| 01:52:33 |
Hi, I see you've been |
| 01:52:37 |
Korba?! |
| 01:52:40 |
You haven't been waiting? |
| 01:52:43 |
- I waited for a very long time... |
| 01:52:48 |
Korba? It's nice of you to drop by, |
| 01:53:00 |
Gosia, I was really surprised! |
| 01:53:06 |
Of course I want to! |
| 01:53:10 |
A baby, another baby, a dog, |
| 01:53:16 |
- Gosia, what's the matter? |
| 01:53:22 |
But... It was supposed |
| 01:53:27 |
- Yeah, it's all shit now! |
| 01:53:30 |
You think I do? Go away! |
| 01:53:33 |
Yeah, fuck off! |
| 01:54:04 |
- I'm scared, dad. |
| 01:54:08 |
Everything will be just perfect. |
| 01:54:10 |
You've lied to yourself |
| 01:54:14 |
- I never deceived myself. |
| 01:54:16 |
What have you got? |
| 01:54:20 |
It was worth it anyway. |
| 01:54:22 |
That woman ruined your life! |
| 01:54:25 |
She gave me the most |
| 01:54:28 |
Oh? I wonder what? |
| 01:54:30 |
You. |
| 01:55:01 |
Don't smoke. |
| 01:55:05 |
Don't smoke in front of your child. |
| 01:55:17 |
Pregnancy was wonderful. |
| 01:55:20 |
Tomek gave up the Romans |
| 01:55:24 |
Her father bloomed |
| 01:55:26 |
and rejoiced at the thought |
| 01:55:30 |
Monia realized that she carried |
| 01:55:34 |
It was also the key |
| 01:55:38 |
Wojtek proved to be a wonderful |
| 01:55:42 |
Åucja, seeing her son so happy, |
| 01:55:46 |
but decided not to show her feelings, |
| 01:55:51 |
yet surprisingly popular saying: |
| 01:55:55 |
Korba finally understood |
| 01:55:59 |
She didn't give up |
| 01:56:03 |
Surprisingly, finding her family |
| 01:56:07 |
than she expected. |
| 01:56:09 |
GoÅka's fate was being |
| 01:56:13 |
There where many moments |
| 01:56:15 |
and Ioneliness that GoÅka |
| 01:56:20 |
Fortunately, after |
| 01:56:23 |
her tumour turned out |
| 01:56:26 |
15 AUGUST |
| 01:56:27 |
- Stop roaming around! |
| 01:56:30 |
- A Roman's child. |
| 01:56:33 |
- Neither should you. |
| 01:56:36 |
Stay away from hospitals |
| 01:56:39 |
- The third month is special. |
| 01:56:43 |
- Stop acting like my Tomek. |
| 01:56:47 |
- You will be! |
| 01:56:49 |
- They're removing my ovary. |
| 01:56:53 |
- We'll see. |
| 01:56:55 |
- I heard the surgeon. |
| 01:56:58 |
- Exactly! |
| 01:57:01 |
Jumbos fly with one engine |
| 01:57:06 |
How's your dad? |
| 01:57:08 |
Not bad for someone with |
| 01:57:11 |
He's fighting, |
| 01:57:13 |
Send him my regards. |
| 01:57:16 |
Lucy? Lucy... |
| 01:57:19 |
- She's taking Szymek to a camp. |
| 01:57:22 |
He's a scout? |
| 01:57:26 |
It's actually a karate camp. |
| 01:57:29 |
Wojtek, please... |
| 01:57:31 |
- Åucja, I can't do that! |
| 01:57:36 |
- I could get fired. |
| 01:57:39 |
I've been trying all year. |
| 01:57:42 |
WojtuÅ, will you? Fast, |
| 01:57:47 |
I'll try. |
| 01:58:01 |
- Are you crazy! |
| 01:58:04 |
- You'll get sacked! |
| 01:58:07 |
And me, too! |
| 01:58:11 |
Ok. Take it. |
| 01:58:14 |
I wanted to quit anyway. |
| 01:58:24 |
Good morning. |
| 01:58:32 |
What? You're having cramps? |
| 01:58:34 |
- Marek, something's strange. |
| 01:58:39 |
Marek, something's going on. |
| 01:58:42 |
- I'm busy! |
| 01:58:45 |
Am I not allowed to have |
| 01:58:48 |
Some privacy? A bit? |
| 01:58:58 |
Finally! |
| 01:58:59 |
Your iron's broken. |
| 01:59:02 |
- How are you feeling, dad? |
| 01:59:06 |
Your blood tests are good! |
| 01:59:09 |
I knew it! |
| 01:59:11 |
You're lucky sir. |
| 01:59:14 |
So many pyjamas. |
| 01:59:17 |
- I have great children, mister Mzimo. |
| 01:59:22 |
- For Sunday? |
| 01:59:30 |
Only ambulances here. |
| 01:59:32 |
- Actors. |
| 01:59:35 |
Why?! They sent a fax, |
| 01:59:38 |
- Sick actors? |
| 01:59:40 |
"The Miracle at the Vistula" |
| 01:59:44 |
- Great for patients. |
| 01:59:55 |
PiÅsudski's legionnaires! |
| 02:00:00 |
- What are you doing here?! |
| 02:00:04 |
- Here's my gynaecologist! |
| 02:00:08 |
It can't be! The roof? |
| 02:00:10 |
God, I am so absent-minded |
| 02:00:14 |
- Delta, do you read me? |
| 02:00:18 |
Legionnaires are coming |
| 02:00:22 |
Roger. |
| 02:00:25 |
PiÅsudski's legionnaires. |
| 02:00:40 |
I've waited for ages! |
| 02:00:43 |
You won't believe what I just saw! |
| 02:00:46 |
- A midget with a harp? |
| 02:00:51 |
So what? |
| 02:00:52 |
In the EU people get treatment |
| 02:00:56 |
Ancient Romans. |
| 02:01:01 |
FBI officers arresting |
| 02:01:04 |
They had swords! |
| 02:01:07 |
Listen, BÅażej... |
| 02:01:09 |
You were to fake insanity. |
| 02:01:12 |
But... |
| 02:01:13 |
Cut this crap |
| 02:01:16 |
- Feeling unwell? |
| 02:01:19 |
- For ever? |
| 02:01:22 |
Since when do you care? |
| 02:01:25 |
People change, BÅażej... |
| 02:01:30 |
Take this cast, would you! |
| 02:01:35 |
- But history is being born there! |
| 02:01:39 |
Or I'll give you |
| 02:01:42 |
- Maybe we should wait. |
| 02:01:45 |
- I have rights! |
| 02:01:49 |
Sit and wait, I tell you! |
| 02:01:54 |
Honey... |
| 02:02:04 |
- Did something happen? |
| 02:02:08 |
- Now? |
| 02:02:12 |
It won't take long. |
| 02:02:28 |
Can you hear me? |
| 02:02:30 |
Yes. |
| 02:02:44 |
Gosia! |
| 02:02:48 |
Forgive me for this format but... |
| 02:02:52 |
I still can't look |
| 02:02:59 |
But I want you to know that |
| 02:03:04 |
And that I suffer because |
| 02:03:14 |
You are my... |
| 02:03:16 |
soulmate, you are... |
| 02:03:19 |
my friend, my shield... |
| 02:03:24 |
my support... |
| 02:03:26 |
You are... |
| 02:03:28 |
everything to me, but... |
| 02:03:33 |
I can't deceive my nature anymore, |
| 02:03:39 |
which I have no influence on. |
| 02:03:44 |
Which chose me... |
| 02:03:50 |
Gosia... |
| 02:03:52 |
I love you, Gosia. |
| 02:03:57 |
I love you and I always will. |
| 02:04:01 |
I know we both have to |
| 02:04:12 |
Especially because there |
| 02:04:15 |
wants to give you much... |
| 02:04:18 |
much more than I can... |
| 02:05:01 |
Gosia... |
| 02:05:51 |
Five, four, three, |
| 02:05:55 |
two, one, zero! |
| 02:06:02 |
The twenty-sixth New Year's Eve |
| 02:06:06 |
was their most memorable |
| 02:06:10 |
Not because they spent it |
| 02:06:13 |
with patients, |
| 02:06:16 |
Its uniqueness lay |
| 02:06:20 |
friendship was a single |
| 02:06:24 |
Especially when others join them |
| 02:06:28 |
LAYDEES |
| 02:06:50 |
Mama! |
| 02:06:58 |
What? |
| 02:07:03 |
It's mine! |
| 02:07:12 |
I don't know, honey. I have |
| 02:07:18 |
Tanned. |
| 02:07:21 |
Now you'll get fired for sure... |
| 02:07:24 |
It was worth it. |
| 02:07:27 |
Will you marry me? |
| 02:07:31 |
- Is this a proposal? |
| 02:07:34 |
Agreed. |
| 02:07:37 |
All of Rome is at your feet, |
| 02:07:40 |
I don't want Rome. |
| 02:07:52 |
Aren't they huge? |
| 02:08:01 |
What's up? |
| 02:08:04 |
Don't screw it, sis! |
| 02:08:17 |
From Åucja or from Korba? |
| 02:08:19 |
It depends. From |
| 02:08:23 |
me and Mzimo - from cancer. |
| 02:08:27 |
- Nice clothes. |
| 02:08:31 |
I am a legate of the Gemina Martia |
| 02:08:38 |
You'll excuse me. |
| 02:08:44 |
I didn't know there is, |
| 02:08:49 |
Man, there's everything here! |
| 02:08:57 |
They are so pretentious with |
| 02:09:00 |
in the middle of summer. |
| 02:09:03 |
- I kind of like it. |
| 02:09:07 |
And bring me some punch! |
| 02:09:39 |
Where have you been? |
| 02:09:41 |
You won't believe |
| 02:09:44 |
- A midget with a harp? |
| 02:09:46 |
So what? |
| 02:09:48 |
We're in the EU, right? |
| 02:09:54 |
My son's born. |
| 02:09:56 |
Fuck me! |
| 02:13:39 |
Text: Jeff Butcher |
