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00:00:27 God! l love this job! Man!
00:00:30 Floor this thing!
00:00:31 lt's my wife's. l won't go faster.
00:00:34 You're doing 65 now.
00:00:35 65?! Shit!
00:00:37 Get your foot off the pedal!
00:00:42 We're eastbound on 4th, in pursuit of
00:00:47 Plate 2-Boy-Adam-Henry-174.
00:00:52 You are westbound on 2nd.
00:00:55 You're heading straight
00:00:59 -Somebody back off.
00:01:01 -What'd she say?
00:01:23 Go! We'll stick with the red bastard.
00:01:27 That's confirmed.
00:01:31 -What's the pursuit?
00:01:36 -That's Riggs, Murtaugh.
00:01:38 -$20 on Riggs and Murtaugh.
00:01:41 Murtaugh, in his wife's wagon.
00:01:42 l knew nothing about the wagon.
00:01:46 Shut up!
00:01:56 What the hell is that?
00:01:58 What fuckin' language is that?
00:02:00 lt's German.
00:02:02 Japanese?
00:02:03 lt's a Japanese radio.
00:02:07 They own everything.
00:02:13 Shotgun!
00:02:24 Shots are being fired.
00:02:26 Thanks for the scoop.
00:02:28 The bastard shot my wife's windshield.
00:02:31 Entering the pursuit.
00:02:46 Oh, shit, man! We're splitting up!
00:02:53 Son-of-a-bitch! Now we're cooking.
00:02:59 Step on it!
00:03:13 Look out!
00:03:21 See you!
00:03:44 l'd like to see your license
00:04:02 We got one. Yours is going up the hill.
00:04:05 So is Riggs, on foot!
00:04:10 Hey, Riggs! Get your slow ass in here!
00:04:13 Get in here, now!
00:04:15 Only if l drive.
00:04:17 Move over. l'll drive.
00:04:18 No, go around. l'm driving.
00:04:21 l'll drive.
00:04:24 Did you get a make on that red Beemer?
00:04:27 Not one scratch, you hear?
00:04:34 -You won't make it.
00:04:35 There's not enough room!
00:04:37 You're not going to make it!
00:04:40 Look at my side panel!
00:04:52 Goddamn it, you were right.
00:04:55 There wasn't enough room.
00:06:00 He's turning right!
00:06:10 Get out of the way!
00:06:27 This was a new car, Riggs.
00:06:29 Well, it still is.
00:06:38 On three.
00:06:40 One...
00:06:41 ...two...three!
00:06:45 Shit!
00:06:48 You forgot to turn your indicator on.
00:06:50 Where the hell is he?
00:06:53 Where were you, man?!
00:06:56 Me?! Where did he go?!
00:06:57 -He's fucking gone!
00:07:00 -You're supposed to come on ''three''.
00:07:03 No! We always go on ''three''!
00:07:05 Sometimes we go, ''one, two, three,''
00:07:10 Go check back there!
00:07:11 lf you see anybody running out,
00:07:16 What was that?
00:07:20 -He crawled into the trunk.
00:07:29 Holy Christ!
00:07:31 That's a lot of money.
00:07:39 lt's gold!
00:07:41 Gold!
00:07:43 Krugerrands.
00:07:44 lt's illegal. You can't import them
00:07:47 You're right.
00:07:48 The damage you caused is coming
00:07:52 -Pay it in Krugerrands.
00:07:57 l want an explanation.
00:07:59 -Things got out of hand.
00:08:03 You didn't mention helicopters,
00:08:08 This was bigger than we thought.
00:08:10 Talk to you later.
00:08:18 l worked psycho ward.
00:08:23 One minute, fifteen seconds.
00:08:25 Shapiro, scratch my nose.
00:08:28 Hey! What's going on? ls this
00:08:34 Get some work done.
00:08:36 Houdini Jr. bets he can free himself
00:08:39 l will too.
00:08:45 Don't try this at home, kids.
00:08:57 lt's over now. Put your money
00:09:04 Suckers.
00:09:11 How the hell did you do that?
00:09:15 l dislocated my shoulder once.
00:09:19 Doesn't it hurt?
00:09:21 Yeah, it does.
00:09:23 But not as much as...
00:09:38 lf it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud.
00:09:40 My door is always open, Sergeant.
00:09:43 We should keep this
00:09:48 Why the hell do you
00:09:51 Who else could l do it to?
00:09:54 And l need the money.
00:09:56 Cough up!
00:10:00 lt's not all here yet. l want it all.
00:10:10 Where did this come from?
00:10:12 You can't help yourself to this stuff!
00:10:18 -lt's mine. l won it.
00:10:20 You want to get busted?
00:10:24 Want to get something to eat?
00:10:27 Not tonight.
00:10:28 -Rianne's commercial is on.
00:10:31 Not so loud!
00:10:33 What's wrong?
00:10:36 l haven't seen it yet.
00:10:40 You got to be kidding. She'll be great.
00:10:43 Listen up!
00:10:45 Tonight at...what time?
00:10:47 Come on!
00:10:48 What time?
00:10:51 Eight.
00:10:52 Eight o'clock, on...channel?
00:10:56 Eight. The Sergeant's daughter, Rianne.
00:11:02 She's going to make
00:11:11 With this crowd, baby,
00:11:29 What happened? This is a new car.
00:11:33 -lt's still new.
00:11:36 l don't want your mother to know.
00:11:40 Do your homework too.
00:11:42 -Hey! l haven' t read these.
00:11:45 Why don't you look out for me?
00:11:47 Hey, Ricky! l want to use my driveway
00:11:52 Nice oxygen tent.
00:11:54 -Do l look like Michael Jackson?
00:11:58 This is a two-car garage,
00:12:02 l retire when l'm 52, the whole
00:12:07 You're not retiring, are you?
00:12:09 -l've thought of it, since l met you.
00:12:12 This is a nice hobby room.
00:12:19 Jesus!
00:12:20 What's wrong with you?
00:12:23 l'm sorry. That's very uncool.
00:12:25 You're sorry? Check my shorts!
00:12:28 -Don't you use hammers anymore?
00:12:32 Easy. lt's no Saturday Night Special,
00:12:37 Give it back.
00:12:41 A man's not even safe in his own home.
00:12:43 Then stay the hell out of here.
00:12:46 You got any traffic warrants?
00:12:48 Can you fix them?
00:12:56 Almost time. Are we taping this?
00:12:59 Yes, so we can watch it
00:13:02 Take the stairs.
00:13:03 Nick, get your feet off the table.
00:13:07 -The color's no good.
00:13:10 l want you to look good.
00:13:12 Unplug it.
00:13:13 That's your sister!
00:13:14 Picture's perfect.
00:13:16 Yeah?
00:13:18 Do l know you?
00:13:19 Yes, sir.
00:13:21 We had a long talk about a week ago.
00:13:23 About what?
00:13:25 Your new hobby room.
00:13:27 This is George.
00:13:31 Did you sense that l liked you?
00:13:34 Yes, sir.
00:13:36 Sit down and be quiet.
00:13:41 -What are you eating?
00:13:45 Tuna?
00:13:46 You can't eat tuna!
00:13:49 Dad killed Flipper.
00:13:50 We're boycotting tuna...
00:13:52 ...because they kill the dolphins
00:13:57 Have ham.
00:13:58 Eat Miss Piggy.
00:14:01 -l'm sorry!
00:14:08 Oh, my God! lt's coming on!
00:14:13 My baby!
00:14:15 Don't she look gorgeous, Martin?
00:14:26 When the time has come...
00:14:29 ...and the moment is right...
00:14:32 ...remember...
00:14:33 ...use Ramses' Extra condoms.
00:14:37 -We do!
00:14:40 Because caring means
00:14:52 Take the kids upstairs.
00:14:55 We learn this in Human Development.
00:14:57 ln Human what?!
00:15:00 Chill out, Daddy.
00:15:01 Upstairs!
00:15:03 Nick, upstairs.
00:15:05 You know how your father is.
00:15:07 -l looked fat.
00:15:12 Home. Out!
00:15:14 l got a gun.
00:15:21 What? She looked beautiful.
00:15:24 l liked it. She made me want to buy
00:15:34 l thought it was great.
00:15:38 -l thought you were terrific.
00:15:41 l think she's got a hell of a future.
00:15:44 George is afraid. He's going home.
00:15:46 Stick around.
00:15:47 He has a gun.
00:15:49 lt's an old gun
00:15:53 That's good. l'm going anyway.
00:15:56 -l'll buy you a beer.
00:15:59 You're under 21 . Be back by midnight.
00:16:03 Wait and see. Cops never let up.
00:16:06 l'll have rubbers on my desk,
00:16:10 lf you'd only kept your mouth shut!
00:16:15 Give the boys some credit.
00:16:31 How goes it with you, Hans?
00:16:33 Okay. You, Pieter?
00:16:36 That's quite enough of that.
00:16:41 Mind the plastic.
00:16:46 The important thing is...
00:16:48 ...are you okay?
00:16:49 No bones broken?
00:16:51 l'm fine, thanks.
00:16:53 Just bumps and bruises, eh?
00:16:55 Yeah, that's all.
00:16:57 Good, good.
00:17:02 However, we lost over $1 million
00:17:06 l know. l'm sorry, Mr. Rudd.
00:17:10 lt happens.
00:17:12 lt's not your fault.
00:17:14 Sometimes things do not go as planned.
00:17:18 As you say, they just happen,
00:17:29 You give a whole new meaning
00:17:34 Certain policemen have become
00:17:38 They are obviously on to us again.
00:17:43 Warn them off.
00:17:46 lt's my experience...
00:17:48 ...that a scared cop
00:17:52 A warning?
00:17:53 ls that not a bit tame?
00:17:56 Depends on how you do it.
00:17:59 Then you better look at this.
00:18:07 This is the policeman in charge.
00:18:13 A Kaffir.
00:18:16 Lovely.
00:18:18 Remember to take these in order.
00:18:21 There's a packet
00:18:26 This yours?
00:18:28 l found it in the wash.
00:18:36 l keep losing this.
00:18:39 Something's wrong.
00:18:40 No, not really.
00:18:47 What about the pen?
00:18:49 lt reminds me of something.
00:18:51 Of what?
00:18:53 lt reminds me of...
00:18:55 ...the night Vicki was killed.
00:18:58 l didn't mean to push.
00:19:01 That's okay.
00:19:09 l was to meet her for dinner.
00:19:14 l had so much work.
00:19:17 And l forgot about it.
00:19:21 She waited at the restaurant
00:19:27 lt was midnight when l got home
00:19:31 They said she was killed in a car crash.
00:19:39 lf l'd been driving,
00:19:45 l remember falling down
00:19:49 l remember thinking, ''l'm losing it.''
00:19:53 There l was lying on the floor...
00:19:57 ...and l'm seeing under the couch,
00:20:02 Just lying there. l'd been looking
00:20:09 She wasn't a great housekeeper.
00:20:13 This voice goes off in my head,
00:20:17 lt said, ''Get up! Now!''
00:20:21 l didn't feel like it, but l got up.
00:20:26 Then l drove to the hospital...
00:20:29 ...identified her, signed her out
00:20:32 Trish found a gold pen in the laundry.
00:20:45 Look around you, Sam.
00:20:48 One day, Sam...
00:20:51 ...this'll all be yours.
00:20:56 Find a nice bitch,
00:21:00 A man could be happy here.
00:21:07 Anybody tell you if you sit on
00:21:11 Let's go watch TV.
00:22:42 Kaffirs!
00:22:46 Wondering about your kids?
00:22:49 About what we've done to them?
00:22:52 lf l was you, l'd be going nuts now.
00:22:56 l'd be going fucking bananas.
00:22:59 Want to know what we've done?
00:23:01 Shall l tell you?
00:23:04 Just let your imagination run wild.
00:23:08 This has just been a warning.
00:23:10 After this, it gets bloody.
00:23:14 Don't be a smart Kaffir.
00:23:16 Maybe we let you live, huh?
00:23:39 -You didn't see a face?
00:23:42 What about a voice?
00:23:44 That crazy motherfucker who did talk
00:23:48 Not German, not English.
00:23:53 Wait. Anything like what we chased
00:23:57 Yeah, kind of like that.
00:24:00 Trish and the kids?
00:24:01 They're at her sister's house
00:24:05 Listen up! You heard what happened
00:24:09 Forensics get back with anything?
00:24:12 Not yet. They'll keep us posted.
00:24:14 We got to watch each other's
00:24:17 You can all watch my back
00:24:22 -lf we catch these assholes.
00:24:30 l got something special for you.
00:24:33 Leo Getz has been placed
00:24:36 You guys are going to baby-sit
00:24:40 -How long?
00:24:44 Couple, three days.
00:24:45 Getz is going to testify
00:24:50 Drugs, laundered money, etc.
00:24:52 l'll be there in 10 minutes.
00:24:56 This is not a shit assignment.
00:24:58 -Yes, it is.
00:25:00 lt isn't.
00:25:01 lt is.
00:25:02 Shut up, both of you.
00:25:05 l've guaranteed his safety.
00:25:07 Why us?
00:25:08 You two are the most qualified. And...
00:25:11 ...after last night,
00:25:15 l can handle last night.
00:25:17 What do we do with him?
00:25:19 Take him to Disneyland.
00:25:21 This stinks. This stinks.
00:25:23 l don't give a fuck! l don't have an
00:25:28 Here's where he's staying.
00:25:30 A nice hotel. The Justice Department
00:25:35 One more thing.
00:25:39 Know what that says?
00:25:41 Yeah. Same thing as that,
00:25:47 You're lucky.
00:26:01 What room is that for?
00:26:03 612.
00:26:07 This is it. 612.
00:26:12 Police.
00:26:14 How do l know that?
00:26:15 After l shoot you, you can
00:26:21 Don't you want to see a badge?
00:26:23 -Where's your badge?
00:26:25 l get it. Bad cop, good cop.
00:26:27 Shut up.
00:26:30 Bad cop, bad cop.
00:26:33 -Are you Leo Getz?
00:26:36 Whatever you need, Leo gets. Get it?
00:26:40 l use that to break the ice
00:26:43 l'm Sgt. Murtaugh, this is Sgt. Riggs.
00:26:45 Nice to meet you.
00:26:48 Sgt. Murtaugh and Sgt. Riggs.
00:26:50 We're going to be your shadow.
00:26:54 That's fine. Hey, an old-fashioned--
00:26:57 Okay. l just ain't seen one
00:27:01 l didn't think anyone used them anymore.
00:27:04 l bet the kid's got an automatic.
00:27:07 Yep, a Beretta.
00:27:10 You sure you guys are cops?
00:27:13 Better watch how you treat me.
00:27:16 Star witness.
00:27:18 We'll take that room.
00:27:21 l already have my stuff in this room.
00:27:31 lt's yours, okay?
00:27:35 l'm the smallest guy here.
00:27:39 Hey, loosen up, guys!
00:27:44 l'll get it.
00:27:46 lt's only room service.
00:27:49 You hungry? l'll call
00:27:52 See this silk robe? Free.
00:27:54 -lt's not free.
00:27:56 -lt's taxpayers' money.
00:28:03 Morning, gentlemen.
00:28:08 That's my food. You guys
00:28:13 lt's mine.
00:28:15 You could have had something.
00:28:18 l ordered eggs, not hamburger.
00:28:26 Not the window!
00:28:30 Shit!
00:28:57 Where is that son-of-a-bitch?
00:29:00 Somebody stop that guy! Stop him!
00:29:05 Don't leave me! l can't swim!
00:29:14 We're near the edge of the pool.
00:29:19 Clear! Get back! Police!
00:29:23 You okay?
00:29:24 Where were you?
00:29:27 -Yeah, why didn't you?
00:29:31 -He hit me.
00:29:35 This guy took a big chance to pop all of
00:29:40 Nothing like that. Honest.
00:29:45 All l did was launder a half a billion
00:29:50 Half a billion dollars?!
00:29:52 More or less.
00:29:56 Could l have some cotton balls
00:30:00 Could you shut the fuck up?
00:30:02 You're supposed to take care of me.
00:30:04 Shut up!
00:30:07 Mr. Getz got away.
00:30:10 He slips through our fingers
00:30:16 What are you doing?
00:30:18 Checking to see
00:30:22 Okay, l got it.
00:30:25 l'm who l am. You're a drug dealer.
00:30:28 You have money to launder.
00:30:31 Bring it to you.
00:30:34 -He does.
00:30:37 Who am l?
00:30:40 You're a courier. You work for him.
00:30:43 l'm the drug dealer.
00:30:48 Don't you have plates? What is this?
00:30:54 l deposit the cash into the account
00:30:59 l issue you a cashier's check...
00:31:01 ...in his name,
00:31:06 -The other end.
00:31:07 How much?
00:31:09 2%.
00:31:10 Not bad, Leo. Pretty prosperous.
00:31:15 You return it to me as collateral
00:31:19 But you don't pay back the loan.
00:31:23 How's that work?
00:31:24 That's it! Don't you get it?
00:31:27 lt's your money. You don't pay it back.
00:31:31 lt is now laundered.
00:31:35 You cops aren't too bright.
00:31:39 This is the best part.
00:31:41 You take a tax deduction...
00:31:45 ...on interest payments
00:31:50 -Am l a genius?
00:31:52 Cheat.
00:31:54 Come on!
00:31:55 Everyone cheats. Look at the Pentagon.
00:32:01 So how come you turned yourself in,
00:32:05 l was scamming those guys for months.
00:32:08 Every transaction, l kept a little.
00:32:10 You?
00:32:11 lt was easy. Cash deposits...
00:32:14 ...millions of dollars in small bills
00:32:17 Who's going to miss $10,000 here,
00:32:21 Drug dealers.
00:32:23 That's right. They did.
00:32:25 That's why l'm living
00:32:31 You can give that to Nick.
00:32:33 But it's softer.
00:32:36 lt's small, Leroy.
00:32:37 lt's Leo, not Leroy.
00:32:42 Just give me the names
00:32:45 l don't know any.
00:32:47 l just dealt with the couriers.
00:32:49 Where does Trish keep my laundry?
00:32:51 Behind the machine.
00:32:54 You never met anyone except couriers?
00:32:58 No names.
00:33:03 Wait a minute, come to think of it!
00:33:08 They took me up in the hills
00:33:12 And l had a job interview with a guy...
00:33:15 ...and his name was...
00:33:18 Haynes! Hans!
00:33:20 -Take us there.
00:33:22 lt won't hurt to look.
00:33:25 l know the address.
00:33:26 Let's go.
00:33:27 We shouldn't do this!
00:33:28 Come on, don't be a killjoy!
00:33:30 We're back! You're black, l'm mad.
00:33:33 This is going to be great!
00:33:35 lf we're going, shouldn't l have a gun?
00:33:41 ls my nose still bleeding?
00:33:43 Sorry about that.
00:33:49 lt should be coming up soon.
00:33:52 -9856.
00:33:54 -That's another possibility.
00:33:58 That's it. Nine.
00:34:01 Stay in the car.
00:34:05 -Can't l come?
00:34:09 Nice car.
00:34:11 -What are you doing?
00:34:13 You're not being careful!
00:34:15 l know what l'm doing. lt's a car...
00:34:18 ...not a baby carriage.
00:34:19 You're chipping the paint.
00:34:23 -You smell what l smell ?
00:34:26 A rat?
00:34:28 A real stinky one.
00:34:33 Where you going?
00:34:35 l'm a peeping Tom. lt goes
00:34:41 Bingo!
00:34:46 Lars, look!
00:34:48 What the fuck?!
00:34:54 Where's the pool?
00:34:56 No pool.
00:34:57 -Of course there is.
00:35:00 l'm sure there's a pool.
00:35:14 Cuff yourselves.
00:35:43 Move that truck!
00:35:46 Your keys!
00:35:50 You all right?
00:35:52 Where you going?
00:35:53 That was the waiter from the hotel.
00:35:55 Wait for me!
00:35:56 Get the fuck out of here!
00:35:58 What are you doing?!
00:36:15 Sergeant, it's the guy from the hotel!
00:36:18 Where did he go?
00:36:19 Riggs is hanging on the truck!
00:36:22 What are you doing out of the car?
00:36:26 Get back! lt's police business!
00:36:29 lt's a high-speed chase!
00:36:51 l love it! We got to catch him!
00:37:09 Hello, asshole.
00:37:41 Give me that!
00:37:58 There they are! Hurry up!
00:38:01 Can't you go faster?!
00:38:03 Will you shut the fuck up?
00:39:23 Wipe out. lt's under control.
00:39:25 l told you to look out!
00:39:30 -You're too old for this.
00:39:33 And stay!
00:39:34 What do you think l am, a dog?
00:39:50 Hands behind your neck!
00:39:57 What are you guys doing here?
00:40:01 What is going on?
00:40:02 Freeze!
00:40:04 Get down here!
00:40:05 Come on, it's been a bad day.
00:40:07 Show me your hands.
00:40:09 Take it easy, officer. l'm not armed.
00:40:13 l won't resist.
00:40:15 Put down your guns, gentlemen.
00:40:24 Hands on your head.
00:40:26 Behind your head!
00:40:28 You have no idea what you're doing.
00:40:31 We're professional police officers.
00:40:35 My name is Arjen Rudd.
00:40:37 l'm Minister of Diplomatic Affairs
00:40:43 South Africa. Home of the Krugerrand.
00:40:45 Among other things.
00:40:47 These men also work for the consulate.
00:40:50 We have diplomatic credentials--
00:40:54 Keep your hands out of there.
00:41:04 Everybody, take it easy.
00:41:07 Riggs?
00:41:09 You're Martin Riggs?
00:41:10 From Chicago. What's your name?
00:41:14 Pieter Von-- Vor--
00:41:15 l'll just call you Adolf.
00:41:18 Are you Arjen Rudd? Aryan....?
00:41:23 lt's official.
00:41:26 They are official.
00:41:28 Under the Diplomatic Relations Act...
00:41:31 ...no diplomatic agent
00:41:34 ...once his identity
00:41:39 We have a serious
00:41:43 ...which l will take up
00:41:47 l'm quaking in my boots,
00:41:51 My dear officer...
00:41:54 ...you could not even give me
00:41:59 Who is the dickhead now, huh?
00:42:05 The South African government owns
00:42:10 Now get out of here.
00:42:13 All of you.
00:42:23 Don't do it.
00:42:25 Don't do it or l'll make you
00:42:32 Kaffir.
00:42:42 Could you step out of the car, please?
00:42:47 Put them away. l'm sorry.
00:42:52 Sorry. Are you okay?
00:42:55 Don't open that.
00:42:57 That is a diplomatic pouch...
00:42:59 ...protected under Article 27
00:43:03 ls he serious with this stuff?
00:43:06 These are police officers, Miss
00:43:14 She is a consulate secretary.
00:43:16 Give her back the briefcase.
00:43:21 Give it to her.
00:43:25 l'm sorry, Miss Consulate Secretary.
00:43:29 Don't talk to them! Come here.
00:43:31 He's a nice guy.
00:43:34 Want to increase your pay?
00:43:44 l'd start getting used
00:43:56 lt's the Triangle Trade again.
00:43:58 Don't you know American history?
00:44:03 Now drugs to dollars to Krugerrands.
00:44:05 l got a dead guy with a surfboard
00:44:09 ...and the State Department
00:44:13 l'll have to make a formal apology
00:44:18 Apologize? He's a sack of shit!
00:44:22 lt doesn't matter. He's a diplomat.
00:44:25 He has immunity. We can't touch him,
00:44:29 -Does that spell it out for you?
00:44:32 -Who the hell is this guy?
00:44:38 You took a civilian on a bust.
00:44:43 He's alive, isn't he?
00:44:44 l signed a waiver.
00:44:48 Usually?
00:44:50 They're very adamant about that.
00:44:52 -l don't give a fuck.
00:44:55 They're the best.
00:44:58 What did he say?
00:45:01 What did he say?
00:45:03 -''l don't give a fuck.''
00:45:05 lt's his mantra. Why is everyone
00:45:10 lt's a rubber plant!
00:45:12 lt looks to be about a week's supply.
00:45:15 Go spit.
00:45:16 l forgot. You're too old for that shit.
00:45:21 lf you don't like it,
00:45:48 One moment, Miss Van den Haas.
00:45:54 l hope you understood
00:45:58 l'd rather not jump
00:46:01 Why don't you explain it to me?
00:46:04 The policies of our government
00:46:08 The police department here
00:46:13 They have badges and guns
00:46:16 Our consulate, its staff...
00:46:19 ...and particularly myself will always
00:46:44 Things are getting out of hand.
00:46:46 There are too many losses. We'll
00:46:52 We'll need more than a suitcase.
00:46:54 l'll worry about that.
00:46:58 Your warning did not work.
00:47:09 -Let's go, Leo!
00:47:11 Come on! Move!
00:47:14 Okay! Hey, they're cops, okay?
00:47:16 l've got to eat, too.
00:47:20 Give me the food.
00:47:26 Who ordered the super combo?
00:47:30 l get a steak sandwich.
00:47:32 Who gets Leo?
00:47:33 You got a big empty house. l got
00:47:38 My place is too small. You take him.
00:47:40 l had him last night.
00:47:42 Excuse me, fellows.
00:47:44 This is tuna. l hate tuna.
00:47:47 l refuse to get stuck with tuna.
00:47:50 -Don't eat the tuna.
00:47:54 l'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.
00:47:56 We're not going back! Shut up!
00:47:58 Sure, don't go back.
00:48:01 Let me give you
00:48:05 Never go through the drive-through.
00:48:09 Let me tell you why.
00:48:11 They fuck you at the drive-through!
00:48:15 They know you'll be miles away
00:48:19 You won't turn around and come back.
00:48:22 So who gets fucked? Leo Getz.
00:48:24 l'm not eating this tuna!
00:48:27 Shut up! !
00:49:43 Get rid of that man.
00:49:48 You're going to have
00:50:01 The morning faxes.
00:00:04 l want you to bite Leo for me.
00:00:18 What are you doing?
00:00:19 l'm cleaning up this pigsty.
00:00:22 l like this pigsty.
00:00:24 When did you last do the refrigerator?
00:00:28 There's a pan under there?
00:00:31 Where's my phone?
00:00:34 Where's my TV? What have you done?
00:00:36 Everything is outside.
00:00:38 Just stop what you're doing.
00:00:40 -Get the dog out of here!
00:00:44 Out, out! Oh, man.
00:00:51 lt's Collins.
00:00:53 Has Murtaugh checked in with you?
00:00:55 No. Why?
00:00:56 l haven't heard from him.
00:01:00 l'll be right there.
00:01:07 Stay in the car.
00:01:16 l'm upstairs!
00:01:18 Should l call 999, officer in distress?
00:01:22 l'll cover the back!
00:01:23 -Where are you?
00:01:42 ln here.
00:01:58 Good morning.
00:02:06 First time in 20 years...
00:02:08 ...l get the bathroom to myself.
00:02:10 No kids banging on the door.
00:02:14 Just me and my new
00:02:27 The one with the article
00:02:39 So l'm reading about marlin
00:02:44 ...when l glanced over.
00:02:51 Oh, Jesus.
00:02:53 ls that all?
00:02:55 You scared the shit out of me.
00:02:56 Scared the shit out of you?
00:03:00 How long you been here?
00:03:01 l've been here all night.
00:03:04 My legs are so numb
00:03:07 Don't move.
00:03:08 l can't.
00:03:10 Just stay that way. Do you mind?
00:03:13 lt's a dirty job,
00:03:31 Tell me l'm not fucked.
00:03:33 He's fucked.
00:03:37 Okay, but l'd be lying.
00:03:41 You'll be okay if you don't stand up.
00:03:43 That's a relief.
00:03:45 -l have to get help.
00:03:47 Why?
00:03:51 l'm on the toilet. Give me a break.
00:03:53 This is serious.
00:03:57 Bomb squad?
00:04:04 Okay, call them in.
00:04:09 Don't use the open frequency.
00:04:18 Let's try to keep this quiet, okay?
00:04:20 Sure. Trust me.
00:04:41 An escort is really not necessary.
00:04:43 l know you're a psychiatrist,
00:04:47 l have helped policemen
00:04:51 There is nothing in this room
00:04:57 l was wrong.
00:04:59 Excuse me.
00:05:05 l should've known,
00:05:16 You're a psychiatrist?
00:05:18 lt's ready to come out.
00:05:23 l got to live in this house!
00:05:27 Clear this room.
00:05:30 Come on, Riggs.
00:05:35 You, too, Riggs.
00:05:36 No.
00:05:39 Riggs, out.
00:05:48 All right.
00:05:52 Dive into the tub.
00:05:54 Then pull the bomb blanket
00:05:57 This cast iron tub
00:06:02 l can't.
00:06:03 He can't.
00:06:06 He can't even walk.
00:06:08 l'm gonna have to help him.
00:06:11 All right, you better wear this.
00:06:14 The nitrogen?
00:06:15 Almost there.
00:06:20 He's spraying this thing
00:06:24 ...to give you 1 or 2 seconds
00:06:27 -Got that?
00:06:30 Lights out.
00:06:31 Get him up and out.
00:06:41 Good luck.
00:06:43 You got a piece?
00:06:45 -Yeah, a Smith and Wesson.
00:06:47 Safety's on. l'll collect it later.
00:06:51 Good luck.
00:07:06 Alone at last.
00:07:09 Why didn't they plant the bomb
00:07:13 All the needless suffering
00:07:30 l'm going to die on a toilet.
00:07:32 Guys like you don't die on toilets.
00:07:34 And l'm here
00:07:40 Let's do it.
00:07:48 On three.
00:07:52 l'm just going to give you--
00:07:54 On three, huh? What do you say?
00:07:59 One...
00:08:01 ...two--
00:08:03 Wait.
00:08:06 Do we do it on three, or...
00:08:09 ...one, two, three...
00:08:11 -...then do it?
00:08:15 My ass, yeah.
00:08:18 Three.
00:08:19 We go on three?
00:08:21 One, two and then three!
00:08:26 One....
00:08:28 Martin?
00:08:36 l know.
00:08:38 l mean it, man.
00:08:43 l hear you.
00:08:47 We're not going to die, all right?
00:08:50 On three.
00:09:27 Get off me. l don't want anybody
00:09:34 Mr. Jones?
00:09:36 Sit down.
00:09:41 What can l do for you today?
00:09:43 l have this problem,
00:09:46 My friend wants to emigrate
00:09:49 Of course, l can help him do that.
00:09:52 l want you to talk him out of it.
00:09:55 Talk him out of it?
00:09:56 Whatever for?
00:09:58 This is a bad time for him to go,
00:10:03 Have him come back later
00:10:06 He's here.
00:10:08 Yeah, he's here now. Alphonse?
00:10:21 There must be some mistake.
00:10:25 Say, what?
00:10:29 Listen to your friend.
00:10:32 l don't think you want to go
00:10:35 Why not?
00:10:40 Because you're black.
00:10:44 You are.
00:10:46 He is.
00:10:48 Of course l am black.
00:10:51 To join my brothers in the struggle...
00:10:54 ...against the racist...
00:10:56 ...fascist...
00:10:57 ...white minority regime!
00:10:58 Fascist regime!
00:11:00 One man, one vote!
00:11:02 Free South Africa, you son-of-a-bitch!
00:11:06 l've heard as much as l want to.
00:11:11 What's happening?
00:11:19 Close the security gate! Quickly!
00:11:35 End apartheid now!
00:11:38 You going to arrest me
00:11:54 One man, one vote!
00:12:01 You can't push me out!
00:13:06 You call this security?
00:13:08 More people come in and out of here
00:13:16 Wait, gentlemen!
00:13:18 Don't bother to call the police.
00:13:22 l should have known.
00:13:26 Well, well.
00:13:28 The master race.
00:13:31 l hope you realize
00:13:35 As usual, you people have everything
00:13:40 Gentlemen...
00:13:42 ...show Officer Riggs into the street.
00:13:50 Fingers off.
00:13:51 Hands off!
00:13:54 Let me see that.
00:13:58 That's a piece of hardware you got.
00:14:02 l've never seen it.
00:14:07 Don't move.
00:14:15 You haven't heard about me? l got a
00:14:22 Don't move.
00:14:28 l'll make a deal with you, Arjen.
00:14:31 Whatever the fuck your name is.
00:14:34 You fold up your tents...
00:14:36 ...and get out of my country...
00:14:38 ...and l won't do anything to you.
00:14:41 l'll leave you alone.
00:14:43 'Cause if you stick around here,
00:14:47 Send you home
00:14:51 Just get out of here...
00:14:54 ...Kaffir lover.
00:15:02 Eenie...
00:15:04 ...meenie...
00:15:06 ...miney....
00:15:09 Hey, Moe!
00:15:13 Sorry, Adolf.
00:15:17 Pick them up with your hands.
00:15:21 Big smile. Big smile!
00:15:26 Vorstedt, come here.
00:15:29 Vorstedt!
00:15:34 -Hello, Officer...?
00:15:37 What are you doing here?
00:15:39 l've been with your boss...
00:15:43 Shooting his fish.
00:15:57 The guy goes,
00:16:04 He's black.
00:16:06 No shit.
00:16:08 He started some shit!
00:16:09 You get into Rudd's office?
00:16:11 l got up there.
00:16:13 Aryan Crud and his Brown Shirts
00:16:18 ''Alba Varden, Thursday.'' Alba Varden?
00:16:22 lsn't that Hitler's girlfriend?
00:16:24 That's Eva Braun.
00:16:25 He has a date with her Thursday.
00:16:27 Her name sounds familiar.
00:16:29 l don't know her.
00:16:34 A deli! Let's eat. l'm starving.
00:16:37 l'll spring.
00:16:38 Let's go. Sounds good.
00:16:46 -Get out the other side, Leo.
00:16:49 No cars.
00:17:11 That policeman.
00:17:24 You should pick from the bottom.
00:17:26 They put the old stuff on top.
00:17:28 Officer Riggs!
00:17:31 l followed you from the consulate.
00:17:34 You followed me?
00:17:35 Well, l needed some pork chops
00:17:41 l wanted to apologize...
00:17:43 ...for the other day,
00:17:46 l was a bit startled by all those guns.
00:17:50 l'm sorry.
00:17:53 Thank me for what?
00:18:00 You don't like your boss
00:18:03 l don't like many things
00:18:07 But l like my job very much.
00:18:10 lt keeps me here in Los Angeles.
00:18:12 You like this town?
00:18:15 That's a new one.
00:18:17 -l forgot your first name.
00:18:20 Rika Van Haagen-Dazs.
00:18:22 -lce cream?
00:18:25 That's real pretty.
00:18:31 You got a rabbit at home?
00:18:33 lt's mine.
00:18:34 Shop one day at a time?
00:18:36 Good police work, officer.
00:18:38 l get paid for that.
00:18:40 l don't shop for the entire week.
00:18:42 Why not?
00:18:44 l never know what l'll be hungry for.
00:18:49 Wait. Have dinner with me.
00:18:52 l got a nice place on the beach.
00:18:57 A beautiful sunset. Come on,
00:19:02 Come to my place. l'm a gourmet cook.
00:19:05 Let go of the basket.
00:19:06 l'll scream.
00:19:10 l'll embarrass you in public.
00:19:13 -Come on with me.
00:19:16 Let go of my bag! Look what she's
00:19:21 What are you doing?
00:19:22 Let's go before someone calls a cop.
00:19:25 You are a cop.
00:19:35 You must be an honest cop.
00:19:38 lt ain't much, but it's everything
00:19:45 l did exaggerate
00:19:48 l'm not exactly a gourmet cook.
00:19:51 -Like it with crushed Oreos?
00:19:55 A woman after my own heart.
00:19:57 Watch your step.
00:19:59 Sam wants in.
00:20:01 Here, sit down.
00:20:15 l have no wine. How about a beer?
00:20:17 That's fine.
00:20:19 She drinks beer.
00:20:38 What's the matter?
00:20:42 Oh, it's the wedding ring.
00:20:45 l used to be married.
00:20:47 Not any more?
00:20:50 Not any more.
00:20:55 l've got something on the stove.
00:21:01 Rudd's hiding behind
00:21:06 Rudd's hiding behind
00:21:11 He's not a very nice guy.
00:21:15 Whatever he's doing...
00:21:17 ...he shouldn't get away with it.
00:21:27 How's it hanging, Wyler?
00:21:29 -What do you want?
00:21:32 Easy, easy.
00:21:34 Tell me something. Have your brains
00:21:39 Who are you?
00:21:42 No, you were a cop.
00:21:43 Hurry up, honey.
00:21:45 l'm going to take a couple laps
00:22:43 Sam, take a hike.
00:23:09 Get that beer in here.
00:23:11 Don't worry about it.
00:23:12 Cavanaugh, are you in or out?
00:23:15 l'm out.
00:23:16 Put some music on.
00:23:26 Who's not accounted for?
00:23:28 Riggs and Murtaugh.
00:23:30 Murtaugh's taking the witness
00:23:33 -And Riggs?
00:23:36 Get on the radio and find them!
00:23:38 We lost Wyler, Collins, Cavanaugh.
00:23:42 Let's worry about the ones
00:23:47 Sorry, Captain.
00:23:55 Get me Riggs.
00:24:03 l'll get that.
00:24:07 Wrong number.
00:24:20 Thanks to you, l missed my poker game
00:24:26 Okay, so what l see are nice,
00:24:30 Everything by the book,
00:24:33 So you just need to play around
00:24:37 ...if you want to see some bucks.
00:24:39 On your salary, there's not much
00:24:43 -My boat.
00:24:44 No, it's the bill of sale.
00:24:46 l know, but you can't do it.
00:24:48 That's it, my boat! Let's go!
00:24:51 To my house.
00:24:52 Because of my boat.
00:24:54 Look at this commercial.
00:24:56 Look at the body on this kid.
00:24:59 What are you doing? l want to look
00:25:04 l didn't hear you say that.
00:25:06 Say what? She's great.
00:25:08 She makes me want to buy rubbers.
00:25:19 Time for the seventh inning stretch.
00:25:26 That's a baseball expression.
00:25:28 l know.
00:25:30 But we're only up to the fourth inning.
00:25:38 Batter up.
00:25:49 Stay in the car.
00:25:52 l'll only be a minute, okay?
00:25:54 Stay in the car? lt's cold.
00:25:58 You're the reason there's no door.
00:26:04 Don't touch anything.
00:26:11 Alba Varden. Why do l know the name?
00:26:15 lt's here. lt's got to be.
00:26:18 -Another day, another hobby.
00:26:28 That's the day on my boat.
00:26:32 lt's not there. Where is it?
00:26:34 My birthday.
00:27:04 l'll be damned.
00:27:06 Alba Varden is a ship, not a woman.
00:27:11 Leo, l told you to stay in the car!
00:27:13 Shit!
00:28:20 Nailed them both.
00:28:35 My car!
00:28:40 Leo!
00:29:39 Get up, get dressed.
00:29:48 -l don't understand.
00:30:59 Get in the truck.
00:31:02 When they stop to reload,
00:31:06 -What about you?
00:31:08 l'll meet you in the truck. Go on!
00:31:59 The master race.
00:32:29 You shit! Who were those people?
00:32:33 You tell me. Was it your husband?
00:32:48 lt's Sam!
00:32:52 Head down!
00:33:12 Come on, Sam!
00:33:15 Come on, Sam.
00:33:17 Shake a leg.
00:33:18 You made it.
00:33:23 Has he got any holes in him?
00:33:27 Oh, you clever dog.
00:33:35 l promised to have you home by 11 .
00:33:39 This is the most incredible first date
00:33:42 Wait until the second one.
00:33:44 -No more helicopters, please.
00:33:48 This is a very nice building.
00:33:51 Any vacancies? l'm between homes.
00:33:54 You can stay right here.
00:33:57 l can?
00:33:58 Yes, there's
00:34:03 l'm kidding.
00:34:05 You can stay with me.
00:34:07 Tonight?
00:34:08 Yes, tonight. And tomorrow night.
00:34:12 And after that?
00:34:14 Don't push your luck.
00:34:23 l better go.
00:34:26 Go inside and lock all the doors
00:34:28 And you're not going to work tomorrow.
00:34:31 There's better ways of staying
00:34:35 All right. l've just quit.
00:35:02 l'll just grab a few things--
00:35:07 Just bring yourself.
00:35:11 l better go.
00:35:31 Go home!
00:35:47 Go get the girl.
00:36:10 l would offer you a drink,
00:36:14 ...you're on the wagon.
00:36:15 That stuff will kill you quick.
00:36:17 You know so much about me,
00:36:25 l changed the course of your life.
00:36:28 Four years ago...
00:36:30 ...when you was a narc at Long Beach...
00:36:33 ...you were getting too close,
00:36:36 l handled it myself.
00:36:38 Drove your car right off the road,
00:36:41 But you weren't driving, were you?
00:36:45 You can't imagine the surprise...
00:36:48 ...when l pulled back a matted mop of
00:36:54 Your wife, right?
00:36:58 She didn't die straight away.
00:37:02 lt took a bit of time.
00:37:11 You don't have much luck
00:39:51 She's dead. They killed her.
00:39:53 Where are you?
00:39:55 They killed her. She's dead.
00:39:59 Slow down. Who are you talking about?
00:40:03 She's dead, Roger.
00:40:07 Calm down. We'll take care of it.
00:40:11 l'm not a cop tonight. lt's personal.
00:40:15 You don't know what happened tonight.
00:40:19 l'm going to get those bastards.
00:40:25 We're not going to the stilt house!
00:40:29 Then the house will have to come to me.
00:40:31 They killed them both.
00:40:34 They got Rika and they got my wife.
00:40:42 Shit.
00:40:57 What's the deal?
00:40:59 You talk to the Feds,
00:41:02 That's not fair.
00:41:07 We trusted you.
00:41:11 You betrayed us.
00:41:14 You took our money!
00:41:19 We want it back now...
00:41:21 ...you slimy little shit.
00:41:25 Give him more. He likes it.
00:42:01 Don't try and stop me.
00:42:03 l've seen that look
00:42:07 They declared war on the police.
00:42:10 You know about that?
00:42:12 l heard it on the radio.
00:42:15 We don't have the authority.
00:42:17 Cavanaugh...
00:42:19 ...Wyler, Shapiro...
00:42:22 ...Rika, Vicki. How much
00:42:28 You got a plan?
00:42:34 Drive around the front of the house...
00:42:37 ...wait for my signal...
00:42:40 ...and then just go in
00:42:43 They got Leo.
00:42:46 Be careful.
00:42:55 Wait.
00:42:56 What's your signal?
00:42:59 You'll know when it happens.
00:43:04 Somehow l think l will know.
00:43:54 Feel like talking?
00:44:01 lt's the big one!
00:44:07 Cool it. Watch him.
00:44:09 Move me away from the windows!
00:45:21 Riggs, you crazy mother--!
00:45:40 Holy Christ!
00:45:46 -You all right?
00:45:49 Thanks.
00:45:51 -Was Adolf in there?
00:45:54 -l'm going to find him.
00:45:56 What about Leo?
00:45:58 You're on your own now.
00:46:00 What do you mean?
00:46:02 Take my car to the police station
00:46:05 lt's been an experience knowing you.
00:46:12 -l don't want a hug.
00:46:15 l had a lot of fun.
00:46:18 You do your duty now.
00:46:20 l'm going to really get them now.
00:46:22 Listen. Wait.
00:46:25 ls it okay if l sound the siren?
00:46:29 Loud as you want.
00:46:31 Really? Okay. Really?
00:46:39 Check it out.
00:46:41 Alba Varden is a cargo ship,
00:46:44 The Port Authority said
00:46:48 ...and heads out tomorrow
00:46:53 This is the eleventh dock.
00:46:55 lt must be here someplace.
00:47:03 The ship!
00:47:05 What did l tell you?
00:47:08 That container there
00:47:11 Let's have a look.
00:47:14 l'll take 2 of them out, you take 1 .
00:47:18 Better yet, you take 2, l take 1.
00:48:09 -l can't see shit!
00:48:12 Got a light?
00:48:16 lt's Rudd's, whatever it is.
00:48:18 l still can't see shit.
00:48:22 -You got something?
00:48:30 Shit! Fort Knox!
00:48:36 Hell, how much is it?
00:48:40 Thousands.
00:48:43 Fucking millions.
00:48:45 Billions of fucking Donald Trump lotto.
00:48:58 Look at this.
00:49:00 These are $1,000 bills!
00:49:04 With what l'm holding in my hand
00:49:10 Take it.
00:49:18 Fucking drug money.
00:49:20 Do something good with it.
00:49:22 Rudd won't need it where he's going.
00:49:37 Load the container.
00:49:39 The next time the sun hits
00:49:47 -Hey, this thing's moving.
00:49:50 -What are we gonna do now?
00:49:53 Let's shoot our way out.
00:49:55 No, don't. l got a better idea.
00:50:51 Our money.
00:50:56 Make sure they're dead.
00:51:09 -You go first. l'm too old.
00:51:28 -How do we get out of here?
00:51:30 l'll go this way and check over here.
00:52:57 Oh, shit!
00:55:08 Riggs, you okay?
00:55:26 Drop it, asshole!
00:55:34 Diplomatic immunity!
00:55:46 lt's just been revoked.
00:57:07 You're breathing. You're not dead.
00:57:10 No, don't die.
00:57:13 You're not dead until l tell you.
00:57:16 You got that, Riggs?
00:57:20 You got that?
00:57:22 You' re not dead until l tell you.
00:57:25 Now, breathe with me.
00:57:27 Breathe.
00:57:34 Rog, in my pocket.
00:57:44 l want you to throw those things away.
00:57:56 You son-of-a-bitch.
00:58:00 l thought you were dying.
00:58:01 l didn't die on your toilet,
00:58:05 You son-of-a-bitch.
00:58:11 Where are they? Are they all gone?
00:58:15 They been dekaffirnated.
00:58:26 Don't make me laugh! Jesus!
00:58:32 Did anyone ever tell you...
00:58:36 ...you really are a beautiful man?
00:58:43 Give us a kiss.
00:58:47 Where'd that bullet hit you?