Lethal Weapon 3

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00:01:43 Riggs, Homicide.
00:01:44 - Nobody's dead.
00:01:46 This is Sergeant Murtaugh.
00:01:48 - Threat or a scare?
00:01:49 He saw the device.
00:01:51 It's on Level 1, by the gas pumps.
00:01:54 That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot.
00:01:56 - You evacuated the building?
00:01:58 - Where's the bomb squad?
00:02:00 Good. It's under control. Let's go.
00:02:03 I think we ought to check this out.
00:02:05 - Hey, Riggs.
00:02:07 - Bomb squad's coming.
00:02:09 - How do you know?
00:02:12 Moon, lunar, lunatics. They're everywhere.
00:02:14 - Is that Greek?
00:02:17 You surprise the shit out of me.
00:02:19 There's no bomb.
00:02:21 It happens. He probably saw a radio
00:02:24 Let's not mess with it.
00:02:26 You're right. You sit tight,
00:02:30 What's the matter with you?
00:02:31 - There's a bomb in there!
00:02:34 - There's a bomb in there!
00:02:36 There's a bomb in there!
00:02:37 - You know how I know?
00:02:39 I've got eight days till retirement
00:02:43 There is no bomb.
00:02:46 Look.
00:02:48 Trust me. Okay?
00:02:54 That's usually my first mistake.
00:02:58 Hey, wait. I'm coming.
00:03:00 Rog?
00:03:01 - Is your insurance paid up?
00:03:04 - There could be a bomb in here.
00:03:10 - I hate it when I'm right.
00:03:14 Oh, God.
00:03:15 The first impression
00:03:22 Drive shaft...
00:03:23 - I wonder if there's a bomb.
00:03:26 Just looking.
00:03:33 What are you doing? Don't open the door!
00:03:41 Son of a bitch, just look at it.
00:03:43 That's all I'll do, just look.
00:03:48 There's more plastic than Cher.
00:03:51 I love this job. This is amateur night.
00:03:53 Open the door. I can't hear you.
00:03:55 Open the door.
00:03:57 Don't do nothing.
00:03:59 Not that one!
00:04:01 You son of a bitch.
00:04:03 This is a pretty shonky job.
00:04:06 It looks like Beirut to me. Let's go!
00:04:12 Everybody's outside. Just me, you
00:04:16 Nearly a cat-tastrophe, huh?
00:04:19 - Relax, Rog. Relax.
00:04:21 Don't do nothing.
00:04:22 We've got 9 minutes and 7 seconds left.
00:04:26 We could drive it out.
00:04:27 Fine, it's your turn to drive.
00:04:29 No keys. I could hot-wire it.
00:04:32 Don't even say "hot-wire"
00:04:34 You're right.
00:04:35 Why am I doing this? Why?
00:04:37 We're going to have to do it
00:04:40 What are you thinking?
00:04:42 What are you thinking?
00:04:45 - I'm thinking we should cut the blue wire.
00:04:47 - That's not what I think.
00:04:50 No! No!
00:04:52 I'm thinking it's 8 minutes and 42 seconds.
00:04:54 We can go upstairs, wait for
00:04:58 The bomb squad never gets here on time.
00:05:01 Rog, please.
00:05:02 Forget the cappuccino.
00:05:04 - You know what they'll say?
00:05:07 But then they'll say: "Let's cut
00:05:12 - Wait, wait!
00:05:13 How can you be so sure?
00:05:15 It's just a hunch.
00:05:16 A hunch?
00:05:18 Remember the bomb under your toilet?
00:05:20 - How could I forget?
00:05:22 This is more simplified,
00:05:25 From where I sat, I couldn't see.
00:05:27 Forget it. Come on, trust me.
00:05:29 Trust you?
00:05:30 Guess not. I'm cutting the red wire, okay?
00:05:36 What? What?
00:05:37 A minute ago you said blue.
00:05:40 I did?
00:05:41 You said blue.
00:05:43 - I meant red.
00:05:45 We can do it your way if you like.
00:05:46 - My way? I don't have...
00:05:49 I'm sure, okay?
00:05:50 Ah, shit!
00:05:54 Ready?
00:05:56 Rog?
00:05:57 What?
00:05:58 Won't you miss all this good stuff
00:06:02 Won't you miss it a little bit?
00:06:07 I'm cutting the wire.
00:06:09 Snip. All done.
00:06:16 Grab the cat!
00:06:17 Grab the cat?
00:06:18 Get out of there! Take cover!
00:07:21 Where are they?
00:07:28 Bravo.
00:07:34 Whoops.
00:07:37 Right. "Whoops."
00:07:42 Right.
00:07:49 Seven days till retirement,
00:07:52 I should've cut the red wire.
00:07:54 - You did.
00:07:57 That's what I meant.
00:07:58 - We should've waited for the bomb squad.
00:08:02 - Every day until I retire!
00:08:06 - My feet are killing me.
00:08:09 - How?
00:08:11 - Because you should've cut the red wire!
00:08:15 What's this?
00:08:17 It's kind of soft. Not a bulletproof vest.
00:08:19 It won't keep anything out.
00:08:21 It'll keep my stomach in.
00:08:22 What have you got under there?
00:08:25 It's a girdle.
00:08:26 What?
00:08:29 It's a girdle.
00:08:31 Does Trish know?
00:08:32 It's a man's girdle.
00:08:33 They make girdles for men?
00:08:35 - Yes, they make girdles for men.
00:08:37 Yeah, they do.
00:08:40 - Cleaners must have shrunk it.
00:08:43 I did take it to Chin. Look at it.
00:08:47 I have to hold my breath.
00:08:49 Did you see that?
00:08:50 - See what?
00:08:53 Jaywalking?
00:08:55 Hold it right there, pal.
00:08:57 - Me?
00:08:59 - What'd I do?
00:09:00 Jaywalking. I saw you.
00:09:03 Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on!
00:09:06 - Should I radio for backup?
00:09:10 There are crimes in the city
00:09:13 Shut up!
00:09:17 - Do you know how to fill one of these out?
00:09:21 I can't read it. The print is too small
00:09:25 Can we speed this up?
00:09:28 No, we can't, so will you shut up?
00:09:32 - Jaywalking.
00:09:34 - License, for jaywalking?
00:09:36 I don't have it on me. I wasn't driving.
00:09:39 I was walking.
00:09:42 - Let's just shoot him!
00:09:44 I'm going to drill him!
00:09:47 - Get out of the way!
00:09:49 I don't care! I'll drill him!
00:09:51 Get out of here, before he kills you!
00:09:53 - Go that way! Not that way!
00:09:56 - Run!
00:09:57 Run!
00:10:10 Wait a minute!
00:10:11 You forgot to sign.
00:10:15 What was that?
00:10:17 Wait a minute.
00:10:20 Who are you?
00:10:21 You're not the regular guy?
00:10:23 - He's on vacation.
00:10:26 Well, who the hell is that?
00:10:28 Get in the truck.
00:10:37 You fucking prick!
00:10:47 Are you a cop?
00:10:48 Fourteen-sixty. Into pursuit.
00:10:52 Call 911.
00:10:53 Okay, honey. Let me drive.
00:10:56 I'm driving! Don't worry.
00:11:05 This fool picked the wrong time
00:11:08 Just stay close.
00:11:16 Right behind you, baby!
00:11:18 Take a good look!
00:11:20 Delores the Road Warrior
00:11:31 Ram him!
00:11:39 - Watch out, Riggs!
00:11:50 Are you married, sugar?
00:11:52 What? Yes, 24 years. 24 years!
00:11:54 Yeah, but is it working?
00:12:01 - You can't get closer?
00:12:06 Hold on, Riggs!
00:12:18 Hold on! We got you!
00:12:20 Hold on!
00:12:22 - I told you I could do it!
00:12:24 - Get me up there!
00:12:26 I am!
00:12:33 Back off!
00:12:47 If he falls, don't hit him.
00:12:48 Don't worry, I've got something for you.
00:13:29 Thanks for the interest, sugar,
00:13:47 - Catch him!
00:13:51 Keep singing. Just stay close.
00:14:00 Relax, baby. Relax.
00:14:02 Keep your hands off my thighs!
00:14:04 - He's in trouble. Watch out!
00:14:20 I'm getting too old for this.
00:14:22 Not for me, you're not, sugar.
00:14:27 You have the right to remain unconscious.
00:14:30 Anything you say ain't gonna be much.
00:14:37 Hey, Riggs. Are you all right?
00:14:39 I'm okay. I think we've got to book
00:14:43 That was dynamite driving.
00:14:45 - She's a dynamite driver.
00:14:49 Sho 'nuff!
00:14:52 What have you two been up to?
00:14:54 What do you mean? We were in pursuit.
00:14:56 - I saw you kiss her.
00:14:59 It looked mutual to me.
00:15:02 Hey, go spit, Riggs.
00:15:06 Are you okay?
00:15:07 Are you all right?
00:15:09 Back to bed. Back to bed.
00:15:11 Good morning, guys. Daddy.
00:15:14 How about treating your dad
00:15:18 - You've got six more days to go.
00:15:22 Hold this. Hangers?
00:15:24 I'm springing for the soap.
00:15:28 It's a Westie.
00:15:29 'Morning, Trish.
00:15:31 'Morning, Rog.
00:15:33 - Good morning, Nick.
00:15:35 - What, you didn't brush your teeth?
00:15:38 Just looking for some orange juice.
00:15:40 Don't get any fingerprints on the door
00:15:44 Did somebody commit a murder?
00:15:46 Someone's coming to see the house.
00:15:48 A little mess adds to the charm.
00:16:00 How's this?
00:16:02 Isn't this great? Okay?
00:16:05 Kelly's Pool Hall.
00:16:07 Right, Kelly, hi. Let me speak to Dad.
00:16:10 Hi, honey. How are you?
00:16:14 - It's for you.
00:16:19 Who is it? Hello?
00:16:20 Hi. It's my first day at work. Are you
00:16:24 - Beautiful, huh? Come on, check it out.
00:16:28 It's great.
00:16:29 See how quiet it is here? Listen.
00:16:31 Isn't that great? Come on.
00:16:33 - It's quiet.
00:16:35 - It's the people to look at the house.
00:16:42 Just want to make sure.
00:16:44 I'll show you this room first.
00:16:48 Is that it? Does that say it all?
00:16:50 It's very nice.
00:16:51 I love that picture window.
00:16:54 - It's just been completely replaced.
00:16:57 A drug dealer came through with his car
00:17:00 Shot up the whole place.
00:17:02 Son of a bitch!
00:17:07 It's true. It's true. True.
00:17:10 Do you like the drapes?
00:17:13 - I thought you quit.
00:17:15 - You'll stink up the house. Don't smoke.
00:17:19 Here.
00:17:21 Chew on these.
00:17:22 I have to tell you this. It's the law.
00:17:26 Anything else you want to disclose
00:17:30 Now that you mention it, the bathroom
00:17:34 ...due to unexpected bomb damage.
00:17:36 Hey, come on. It's okay.
00:17:37 Son of a bitch!
00:17:39 Don't, don't. You'll never sell the house.
00:17:47 Okay. We saw enough of the kitchen.
00:17:50 Wait till you see it.
00:17:58 They're gone. Leo Getz,
00:18:01 Son of a bitch. I'm going to kill him!
00:18:04 You have to let me, Riggs!
00:18:08 They weren't going to buy it anyway!
00:18:10 - You scared them away!
00:18:13 - Oh, I see.
00:18:16 I had to tell them everything.
00:18:19 - You must have heard of it?
00:18:23 - Get off me! What is it with you?
00:18:27 Okay, okay.
00:18:28 At least he didn't tell them
00:18:32 I forgot. Did you have a permit
00:18:35 Permit?
00:18:37 Hold it! Leo's here. I'll take care of it.
00:18:39 I'll make some calls.
00:18:43 - Which phone can I use?
00:18:48 - It must be easier than this.
00:18:51 You need less aggravation.
00:18:54 Thank you, Leo! Son of a bitch.
00:19:10 Did you forget something?
00:19:18 This.
00:19:19 You wear it. You sleep in it. You eat in it.
00:19:21 Okay?
00:19:22 Six more days.
00:19:24 And you...
00:19:26 ...keep an eye on him.
00:19:28 Sure.
00:19:35 She loves me.
00:19:36 Stop fronting yourself.
00:19:38 Swing with me and my crew.
00:19:45 - I got school.
00:19:50 Here comes your pops.
00:19:53 - Later.
00:19:56 Next time.
00:20:00 - 'Morning, Rog.
00:20:05 Hey, Nick?
00:20:07 - Wasn't that Darryl?
00:20:09 I haven't seen him around in a while.
00:20:12 He dropped out of high school.
00:20:13 Those are pretty gang colors he's wearing.
00:20:16 Yeah, I know.
00:20:18 Hey, Nick?
00:20:21 Yeah, Dad?
00:20:22 Be good.
00:20:24 Word.
00:20:27 "Word", Nick.
00:20:29 Word.
00:20:33 "Word", Riggs.
00:20:35 "Word", Rog.
00:20:37 - What are we talking about?
00:20:38 Four letters. Starts with a "W",
00:20:42 Oh, yeah, that word.
00:20:44 "Word."
00:20:59 - Tyrone, my man, how are you?
00:21:02 - Let's take a walk.
00:21:04 Look around. This is my dream
00:21:07 You sank your money into this,
00:21:12 - Know why it'll be a gold mine?
00:21:15 Because no one wants to live
00:21:19 I came to do business,
00:21:22 Relax, Tyrone.
00:21:24 Like houses,
00:21:26 Smitty, come here. Come here.
00:21:32 What's wrong with you?
00:21:35 - Sure you do.
00:21:39 - It was a good plan. It worked.
00:21:42 You got nailed, first time out.
00:21:44 Nobody who works for me
00:21:47 Do you understand me?
00:21:50 - Right?
00:21:52 Especially trying to pop an armored car.
00:21:55 Okay, Billy got caught.
00:21:59 He'll have to face the music on his own.
00:22:02 But you and me...
00:22:03 ...we're gonna start over.
00:22:05 You know what I mean?
00:22:08 - Whatever you say.
00:22:10 Glad you understand
00:22:19 Now we've got a relationship
00:22:23 - Employee problems. You know how it is?
00:22:27 You invest time and energy
00:22:29 Then they get greedy and do something
00:22:33 It's a bitch!
00:22:35 Stick around. This is the good part.
00:22:37 We can put our initials in there.
00:22:40 Jesus Christ!
00:22:45 Lankershim and Vineland.
00:22:48 Right here. Rianne's got a new job.
00:22:52 That's a good reason.
00:22:55 All right. Here we are.
00:23:03 - You got any silver, any change?
00:23:07 That's right, we're cops. Not crooks.
00:23:20 Get down! All of you!
00:23:26 Get down!
00:23:44 How do you like me?
00:23:45 What are you doing with a rubber gun?
00:23:48 This is a film.
00:23:49 Cut, cut! Who the fuck is this lunatic?
00:23:53 - Get him off my set.
00:23:55 - Where did you come from?
00:23:59 Rianne, I'm so sorry.
00:24:02 - You really thought I was in trouble?
00:24:05 A real cop. Go sit in your fucking trailer.
00:24:08 - Are you a fucking idiot?
00:24:11 He's a friend of mine, a policeman.
00:24:14 We're both...
00:24:16 He's a friend of yours?
00:24:17 Let me tell you something:
00:24:20 Fired? Riggs, what'd you do?
00:24:23 You're not fired.
00:24:25 No, you're not. Just take it easy.
00:24:27 You can't fire her for something I did.
00:24:29 I don't care whose mistake it was.
00:24:32 I apologize to everyone.
00:24:33 Don't push him!
00:24:35 All of you, go!
00:24:36 Just take it easy. Don't push him.
00:24:38 Get off my set, all right?
00:24:41 Get off my set!
00:24:42 On any normal day,
00:24:45 Is that so?
00:24:46 Don't!
00:24:47 It's a normal day.
00:24:49 I'm sorry. Listen, are you okay? I'm sorry.
00:24:52 I'm all thumbs. He fell down.
00:24:55 I said don't hit him!
00:24:57 - Is she fired?
00:24:59 - Is she fired?
00:25:01 - It's okay.
00:25:03 - Yes. I said, "yes".
00:25:05 Rianne, I think you have a new friend here.
00:25:09 We'd like you to come back.
00:25:16 You can't settle every problem
00:25:18 - I couldn't use my gun with that crowd.
00:25:21 I don't want to hear that anymore.
00:25:23 Did Rianne get her job back?
00:25:26 I don't hear a "thank you".
00:25:28 Maybe I should become a Hollywood agent.
00:25:32 - It won't work.
00:25:34 You don't have that killer instinct.
00:25:36 Son of a bitch!
00:25:39 - We should've put a bag on the meter.
00:25:43 I don't do that anymore.
00:25:45 Oh, yeah? Good man.
00:25:46 It's full. Put it in the back seat.
00:25:52 - You really like those things?
00:25:58 You can eat a box of them
00:26:05 - Did you cut yourself shaving?
00:26:08 Old razor?
00:26:10 Old face.
00:26:13 You're letting this retirement thing
00:26:17 Spend a few more years
00:26:20 - I've got plans for my retirement.
00:26:23 - I do. Big plans.
00:26:25 - I've had them for a long time.
00:26:27 Like...
00:26:30 - Things, man.
00:26:33 Things.
00:26:34 Things I've put off for too long.
00:26:36 Oh, those things. I've got those, too.
00:26:39 I see you've given this a lot of thought.
00:26:44 Yeah.
00:26:46 I've given it a lot of thought.
00:27:07 Goddamn it!
00:27:09 - What's going on?
00:27:12 - I thought I heard gunfire.
00:27:16 What are you looking at?
00:27:18 Hey, man. Peace.
00:27:42 Why'd you call us down here?
00:27:46 How are you doing, son?
00:27:48 Does your mother know you're here?
00:27:54 - Did you do this?
00:27:56 Better than Billy the Kid.
00:27:59 Diaper rash makes you cranky, huh?
00:28:01 Give it to your mom.
00:28:04 - Can I borrow your glasses?
00:28:06 Who's wearing?
00:28:07 Roger, you are.
00:28:09 Why me? You guys should be wearing.
00:28:11 Mr. Murtaugh, let me assist you.
00:28:13 I don't need help.
00:28:16 - Okay, man, just trying to help.
00:28:18 All you perverts, turn your heads.
00:28:20 - Take it off, baby.
00:28:24 You're wearing a girdle.
00:28:26 - He's got a girdle.
00:28:28 This is not a girdle. It's my back.
00:28:30 My back went out on me.
00:28:33 I hurt my back this morning lifting weights.
00:28:37 I saw him do it.
00:28:39 Everybody, listen up.
00:28:40 I want you all to look at these.
00:28:43 Cute.
00:28:44 Notice the smooth jacket.
00:28:52 Now, you've all seen these vests stop
00:29:00 Observe.
00:29:17 Son of a bitch.
00:29:20 - Armor-piercing bullets?
00:29:24 Those bullets came from the gun
00:29:28 They're out there on the streets.
00:29:30 Vests are optional, boys and girls.
00:29:34 See you, Riggs.
00:29:38 Cop killers.
00:29:42 Son of a bitch.
00:29:46 I think we should talk to Billy Phelps.
00:29:59 I'm here to talk to Billy Phelps.
00:30:01 - Can I see your ID, please?
00:30:04 William Phelps, armored car suspect.
00:30:08 - Do you know where that is?
00:30:20 Same floor.
00:30:24 I guess now you're retiring, that Swiss
00:30:29 How much you got in there, $1 million?
00:30:32 - $5 million.
00:30:34 Well, you deserve it.
00:30:36 It's better than those
00:30:43 What are you talking about?
00:30:45 Don't sweat it. You laundered it,
00:30:50 - They can't trace it.
00:30:52 So long as I get an invite
00:30:55 "Casa" what?
00:30:56 - I've never been to Portugal.
00:30:59 She's a cop.
00:31:00 I know she's a cop.
00:31:04 The whole Force is bent.
00:31:06 She may be wearing a skirt,
00:31:09 You know I have nothing.
00:31:12 Listen to me.
00:31:18 Son of a bitch.
00:31:20 - How are you doing?
00:31:22 - Who is it today?
00:31:26 Who are you?
00:31:27 Fly me. I'm your friendly
00:31:31 She's Infernal Affairs.
00:31:32 How'd you know?
00:31:33 I took the liberty
00:31:37 Lorna Cole.
00:31:39 - And you're Sergeant Murtaugh.
00:31:42 What's Infernal Repairs
00:31:45 We're taking over, thanks.
00:31:47 Nobody told us they were taking over.
00:31:49 Nobody has to tell you anything,
00:31:51 I want to go and see the captain.
00:31:53 You want to see the captain?
00:31:56 - And put on a vest.
00:31:59 Just take it easy, man.
00:32:13 Hey, guys. Phelps, William.
00:32:17 You, too?
00:32:18 - Popular guy today.
00:32:20 No, not really.
00:32:23 Want to sign in here, Sarge?
00:32:26 Miss.
00:32:28 - What's Internal Affairs doing here?
00:32:32 This is Herman Walters,
00:32:34 You haven't met his daughter,
00:32:36 Pleased to meet you.
00:32:38 The Phelps case has been transferred
00:32:41 Why?
00:32:42 - I can't tell you.
00:32:44 We busted our buns busting this guy.
00:32:47 Busted is right.
00:32:49 - He didn't buckle up.
00:32:52 I know, I read your report.
00:32:54 Our cases have, unfortunately,
00:32:56 That's all I can say.
00:32:59 Captain, what is she talking about here?
00:33:01 - That's classified.
00:33:04 I'm telling you...
00:33:05 No, I said, "Captain".
00:33:08 - That's classified.
00:33:11 That's bullshit!
00:33:15 Maybe these guys
00:33:18 From their records,
00:33:21 No, I'm Chaos, he's Mayhem.
00:33:23 What are we,
00:33:26 As a matter of fact, you are.
00:33:27 It's a cross between "Police Gazette"
00:33:30 - What's wrong with "Mad"?
00:33:33 You've got some taste.
00:33:35 ...when I was 12.
00:33:38 - Riggs, let's go.
00:33:39 We busted him, we can talk to him.
00:33:41 - Captain.
00:33:44 Get your asses back here.
00:33:49 You'll be needing these.
00:33:52 I'm reinstating both of you.
00:33:54 - Don't you just love him?
00:33:57 God!
00:34:00 You really are a beautiful man.
00:34:02 Just get rid of the blues.
00:34:03 - They don't go with your ponytail.
00:34:08 Yeah, right.
00:34:09 Get a haircut!
00:34:10 Of course, I won't.
00:34:11 You've exceeded your authority, Captain.
00:34:14 - That's not how I see it.
00:34:17 - Take it up with him.
00:34:19 Catch up with them. We don't want this
00:34:23 Son of a bitch.
00:34:26 Hi, Billy.
00:34:30 Jack.
00:34:31 'Bye, Billy.
00:34:40 See you, Billy.
00:34:49 Sergeant, did you get what you need?
00:34:51 Not really. It's a dead issue, I'm afraid.
00:34:55 How long has Phelps been doing this?
00:34:57 - Doing what?
00:35:00 I wouldn't know.
00:35:16 I don't think she's telling us everything.
00:35:19 I think you're right.
00:35:20 Boy, these six days are going to be rough.
00:35:23 God, be good to me, please.
00:35:27 Shit, son of a bitch knew there was
00:35:31 Damn it!
00:35:32 He didn't know there was one
00:35:35 There isn't.
00:35:37 We installed them six months ago.
00:35:39 - Every station.
00:35:41 Six months and we don't know about it?
00:35:43 This is the "police police", Captain.
00:35:45 "Police police." Very good. Can you say
00:35:49 - Why? Am I getting to you?
00:35:52 I'm a master at it.
00:35:53 That figures.
00:35:54 Baiting master. Great, man,
00:35:57 Freeze that. Stop it.
00:35:59 Jack Travis.
00:36:01 Who?
00:36:02 Lieutenant Jack Edward Travis.
00:36:05 He was one of us.
00:36:06 Hell of a brutal cop.
00:36:10 One hell of a dirty cop.
00:36:11 I've never seen so many suspensions
00:36:15 He's also as tough as they come.
00:36:18 What happened to him?
00:36:19 I don't know.
00:36:20 His partner and him were on a stakeout.
00:36:24 Looks like he's had
00:36:27 We'd better brief Walters.
00:36:29 Excuse me, cute stuff.
00:36:31 - That's harassment.
00:36:35 - Captain.
00:36:38 Your involvement in this case ended
00:36:42 Why don't you just go back
00:36:45 - Now's the time to buy.
00:36:48 - Hey, Roger.
00:36:51 - Not now!
00:36:53 You're in trouble. You've got termites.
00:36:56 Termites?
00:36:57 - Oh, God!
00:36:59 The only thing holding up your house
00:37:02 We should go.
00:37:03 Leo, could you get the place fumigated?
00:37:05 We should pull every file on this guy.
00:37:08 I know this guy.
00:37:10 - What?
00:37:12 - How do you know him?
00:37:14 - Where?
00:37:17 His name is Jack Travis.
00:37:20 Hands off the clothes. Okay?
00:37:23 I'm thinking. Let me think.
00:37:25 It was a big party.
00:37:27 Someone brought a monkey
00:37:30 And this guy comes in
00:37:34 ...who wants a favor.
00:37:36 - I got it!
00:37:38 He's got it!
00:37:39 - I remember!
00:37:42 Don't do it. Don't let the earring fool you.
00:37:45 - We're back. We're back!
00:37:47 Listen. Can I have a gun this time?
00:38:01 Okay, this is it! These guys always
00:38:06 Like, some guys wanted broads,
00:38:10 Your guy, hockey.
00:38:12 The best seats in the house.
00:38:16 - Where're the seats?
00:38:19 Probably by the glass.
00:38:22 Does "needle in a haystack"
00:38:24 Why don't we spread out?
00:38:26 If we all take a different direction,
00:38:31 Don't push, lady.
00:38:34 Just take it easy.
00:39:04 Los Angeles penalty. Number 15.
00:39:07 Two minutes for high-sticking.
00:39:09 Time, 5:15.
00:39:30 Mr. Jack Travis?
00:39:33 Mr. Jack Travis, this is the LAPD.
00:39:37 We know you're in here.
00:39:39 We know where you are.
00:39:41 Don't be stupid.
00:39:43 I'll be there to escort you out in a minute.
00:39:45 There's a policeman at every exit,
00:39:48 Smart son of a bitch.
00:39:50 Just stay where you are.
00:39:51 Thanks for your cooperation.
00:40:08 Come on, let's go!
00:40:20 Get out of my fucking way!
00:40:34 Excuse me.
00:40:48 You can't be on the ice!
00:40:57 I got him!
00:41:01 You have the right... You're under arrest!
00:41:12 Fucking weasel!
00:41:14 What the hell's going on here?
00:41:16 I'm LAPD!
00:41:17 I don't care. You can't be on the ice.
00:41:26 I got him!
00:41:27 You're all right, pal. Stay calm.
00:41:32 Make sure you tell my mother.
00:41:34 Where'd he go?
00:41:36 Down there.
00:41:47 Son of a bitch!
00:41:52 He thinks I don't know I'm dying.
00:41:55 - You'll be okay.
00:41:59 I'm choking, see?
00:42:00 This is what they do when they die.
00:42:03 Leo, it's going to be okay.
00:42:06 My body's numb. I can't feel it.
00:42:08 I'm going to die, I know it. What?
00:42:12 You're lying on the ice.
00:42:15 - That's why I'm cold?
00:42:18 - That's why I'm numb?
00:42:20 But he shot me. Look at all the blood.
00:42:22 - It's just a flesh wound.
00:42:30 He's okay. He's going to make it.
00:42:39 - Bring him this way.
00:42:44 - I can't believe I got shot.
00:42:46 Riggs, are you here?
00:42:48 We're all the same now. We all got shot.
00:42:50 You'll be fine.
00:42:52 Relax.
00:42:53 I'm fine. There's nothing wrong with me.
00:42:56 Calm down. We'll take care of it.
00:43:00 It's no big deal.
00:43:01 That's not a good idea.
00:43:04 You should rest up.
00:43:05 A dum-dum wound can be serious.
00:43:07 What's a "dum-dum wound"?
00:43:09 You don't know? A guy on the Force
00:43:13 From the shock,
00:43:16 "Dead two days later"?
00:43:17 He died from dum-dums?
00:43:19 - We'll keep you overnight.
00:43:22 Two days?
00:43:23 Okay, we'll keep him in two days.
00:43:25 Is that Leo's chart?
00:43:26 - Two days, then you'll be as good as new.
00:43:30 I should be with...
00:43:32 How do you spell, "proctological"?
00:43:34 Rectal exam?
00:43:36 - No, you can't do that to Leo.
00:43:39 Why's she...
00:43:40 Please, Mr. Getz.
00:43:42 You've been shot in the arm?
00:43:46 There's a clock in your room.
00:43:49 Does this look like a "dum-dum wound"?
00:43:51 - It sounded like one when it happened.
00:43:54 - Take it easy. Two days.
00:43:58 - I'll see you guys.
00:44:01 I thought that bullet sounded different.
00:44:03 - Relax. They'll be there when you get out.
00:44:06 - You own your house, Doc?
00:44:08 - You don't recognize my face?
00:44:10 Watch.
00:44:12 It's about time.
00:44:13 These doggy treats are okay,
00:44:16 Don't worry. I'll make you the best thing
00:44:20 Good.
00:44:23 - You ever eaten one of my hamburgers?
00:44:27 Hey, Fast Eddie.
00:44:28 - How's business?
00:44:31 Yeah, I'm looking at it.
00:44:33 I want to cook one
00:44:36 - Go for it.
00:44:38 You'll let him cook?
00:44:39 - Do I have a choice?
00:44:42 He's too big to argue with.
00:44:44 In that case, give me a MacRog.
00:44:46 Hold the hair.
00:44:48 Did you wash your hands?
00:44:50 Keep joking. But I guarantee
00:44:53 ...and you're gonna come back
00:44:57 I haven't got any friends,
00:45:01 He's a comedian in his spare time.
00:45:04 When is he gonna say something funny?
00:45:06 Are you gonna put that out?
00:45:08 You're finished with it, yeah?
00:45:10 Do you mind? Thanks.
00:45:13 Sorry. I was just looking at it.
00:45:16 Chew on this onion.
00:45:19 He's quitting, so help him.
00:45:21 I was only looking at it.
00:45:26 The first thing is the fat.
00:45:28 Everyone says, "Cut the fat".
00:45:31 My uncle said, "You cut the fat,
00:45:34 Yeah.
00:45:35 There's an art to it.
00:45:40 Gently coax the flavors out.
00:45:45 Hey, what's the problem?
00:45:54 A little pepper,
00:45:58 Just a little bit.
00:45:59 "Sweet, sweet meat"
00:46:04 Shit, man, feel it.
00:46:10 Okay, guys!
00:46:11 LAPD. Let me see your hands.
00:46:13 Let me see your hands. Get them up!
00:46:15 In the car! Get them up there!
00:46:24 Hey, Riggs!
00:46:35 Don't you love me? Five days.
00:46:46 Don't do that to me.
00:46:47 - Riggs, are you okay?
00:46:49 Who did it?
00:46:53 All right, asshole!
00:46:55 I want to see your hands, right now!
00:47:23 Back me up, Riggs.
00:47:50 Darryl?
00:47:59 Fuck, no!
00:48:04 Call an ambulance!
00:48:08 Please, breathe.
00:48:10 Breathe!
00:48:11 Call an ambulance!
00:48:14 Come on! Breathe! Oh, God!
00:48:16 Fuck, it's Darryl!
00:48:20 Oh, God, don't do this to me! Breathe!
00:48:22 - He's dead.
00:48:25 - God, don't do this!
00:48:27 Rog, he's dead!
00:48:30 He's dead, Rog.
00:48:33 He's dead. Come on, man,
00:48:36 It's okay, it was a clean shoot.
00:48:38 He was gonna do you
00:48:41 It's okay. Are you okay?
00:48:43 It's not okay.
00:48:46 I know that kid.
00:48:50 I know that kid.
00:48:53 He's Nick's friend.
00:49:12 - I got it, Mom.
00:49:14 Hello?
00:49:16 Hi, Martin.
00:49:18 He's not here.
00:49:27 Oh, my God!
00:49:32 Thanks.
00:50:03 Fuck!
00:50:10 How are you doing? Taking your vitamins?
00:50:12 - Riggs, how's Murtaugh?
00:50:16 - I'm sure he's anything but fine.
00:50:19 - I'd really like to talk to him.
00:50:23 The best thing to do is to leave him alone.
00:50:25 - Let's get something for your cold.
00:50:30 - We have to talk.
00:50:33 - I'm afraid I insist.
00:50:35 In that case, let's find someplace private.
00:50:45 - Hey, Becker, how's it hanging?
00:50:48 - Clip any wrong wires lately?
00:50:52 Next time, wait for the bomb squad.
00:50:55 Yeah, it's our job.
00:50:56 I'll remember that.
00:50:59 Great. I love cats.
00:51:02 Go ahead, talk. I'm listening.
00:51:04 You purposefully withheld information
00:51:09 Damn right, I did.
00:51:10 Careful, she's Internal Affairs.
00:51:12 You had a tip on Travis.
00:51:15 No, I take that back.
00:51:17 You were required to share it with me.
00:51:19 I was "required" to share it with you?
00:51:22 I don't have to share shit with you.
00:51:24 Schoolyard rules: If you don't scratch
00:51:28 - Oh, come on, Riggs. I can't do that!
00:51:31 Why don't you cut out
00:51:33 Right now! It's giving me the shits!
00:51:36 We're cops. You're a cop, I'm a cop.
00:51:39 - Right?
00:51:40 Good! Why don't we start to act like it?
00:51:43 There are kids out there.
00:51:46 But they got automatic weapons.
00:51:48 - Yesterday, my partner nailed this kid...
00:51:53 And I'm sorry, Riggs.
00:51:56 Yeah.
00:52:03 Why don't you let me in on this?
00:52:05 I really want to help you,
00:52:09 What do you say? Have we got a deal?
00:52:15 Wash your hands...
00:52:19 ...and meet me in my office.
00:52:24 I'll be right there.
00:52:27 I'll be right there.
00:52:29 MAC-10, 9-mm, semi-automatic...
00:52:31 ...converted to automatic
00:52:34 "On a sesame seed bun."
00:52:36 Very illegal.
00:52:38 That gun has a history.
00:52:40 Tell me.
00:52:44 "Killed a convenience store clerk
00:52:48 "Used in a drive-by shooting
00:52:52 "Confiscated by a truant officer
00:52:57 Scheduled for destruction by the LAPD
00:53:00 "Scheduled" for destruction.
00:53:03 But it never got there.
00:53:06 Instead, it found its way
00:53:10 ...who fired it on a police officer,
00:53:12 I thought it looked familiar.
00:53:14 That gun and 15,000 others like it...
00:53:16 ...were stolen from a police storage facility
00:53:20 They should be paper clips right now,
00:53:23 Anything but a gun. Here we are
00:53:27 ...getting these weapons out of circulation
00:53:31 By busting Phelps, you stumbled onto
00:53:36 That's why Internal Affairs is onto this.
00:53:40 That's right. They knew police procedures.
00:53:42 They knew where the guns were stored
00:53:45 They even knew the sorting codes
00:53:48 ...because they took the automatics
00:53:51 - It all pointed to a cop.
00:53:53 Right.
00:53:54 Travis.
00:53:58 And you let him slip through your fingers.
00:54:01 That's closer than you ever got.
00:54:03 Close, Riggs?
00:54:05 Close is a lingerie shop
00:54:10 Do you want to go for a ride?
00:54:12 Sure, where are we going?
00:54:14 It's a surprise.
00:54:20 Oh, I love surprises.
00:54:23 What is this place?
00:54:24 I accessed Billy Phelps'phone records
00:54:27 He made a dozen calls to this address.
00:54:29 That was nice of you
00:54:32 - Semantics, Riggs.
00:54:33 I'm always up for some antics.
00:54:36 Let's go on three.
00:54:38 One.
00:54:39 - On three, or three and then go?
00:54:42 Never mind. One, two, three.
00:54:46 I've got you.
00:55:01 It looks like Billy's grandmother
00:55:04 It's not a dog. It's a horse.
00:55:06 I hate dogs, Riggs.
00:55:08 I don't get it.
00:55:10 You don't get what?
00:55:14 I don't get, "Close is a lingerie shop
00:55:18 Later.
00:55:25 What are you doing?
00:55:26 I can't shoot a dog.
00:55:29 I should try to make friends with him.
00:55:32 "Make friends"?
00:55:34 Now don't run, because he'll only
00:55:40 Here, boy.
00:55:42 Here, boy.
00:55:51 Shit!
00:55:52 Good boy.
00:56:01 Riggs?
00:56:07 You're crazy.
00:56:29 Want some?
00:56:31 Are you hungry?
00:56:33 You're a hungry boy.
00:56:35 Doesn't anybody feed you? Come on.
00:56:40 Here's one. Leave some for me.
00:56:43 Very slowly, as if you're not here,
00:56:47 You want me to go?
00:56:48 Yeah. This is a guy sort of thing.
00:56:50 "Guy sort of thing"?
00:56:52 Are you all alone in here?
00:57:02 Stay, stay.
00:57:05 Come on, let's go.
00:57:28 How many is that?
00:57:30 - Fifty-five.
00:57:34 We'll get these later. Let's go.
00:57:40 Hi, fellas.
00:57:42 What's in all these boxes?
00:57:54 Easy, let's not kill him, yet.
00:58:00 You have the right to remain silent.
00:58:02 Shut him up!
00:58:04 "Sergeant Martin Riggs."
00:58:09 - Get the truck ready.
00:58:11 So, Sergeant Riggs...
00:58:12 ...how did you find us?
00:58:14 Freeze! Police!
00:58:17 Another one?
00:58:19 We need a new fucking dog.
00:58:20 Get your hands up, asshole.
00:58:23 Get them up!
00:58:27 A little bit higher.
00:58:29 That's better.
00:58:31 Very good.
00:58:37 Drop it, miss.
00:58:40 Now, look!
00:59:30 Okay, I'm on! No, wait!
00:59:33 Wait, wait!
00:59:38 Sergeant Cole!
00:59:40 Get down!
00:59:45 Get those cases and kill that dog!
00:59:59 Stop!
01:00:00 The dog.
01:00:01 - Where'd you learn to fight?
01:00:05 Here, boy! We're waiting for the dog!
01:00:07 Hold it.
01:00:08 Come on, dog!
01:00:09 Good dog. Good puppy. Go!
01:00:14 Stop!
01:00:16 What?
01:00:17 - It's full of guns.
01:00:19 - You grab one!
01:00:20 Step on it.
01:00:26 Get that crate! Come on!
01:00:34 Hatchett, you said not to worry about
00:00:06 As far as I'm concerned, the deal's off!
00:00:08 Get a grip on yourself, Tyrone.
00:00:11 Nobody backs out.
00:00:12 You said you had the cops under control.
00:00:15 I see that isn't so. Give me one reason...
00:00:17 ... why I should do business with you.
00:00:19 I'll give you a good reason.
00:00:21 Tyrone, this is Travis.
00:00:23 You back out now, and I'll make sure
00:00:27 Is that a good enough reason for you?
00:00:32 But I need ammo.
00:00:34 I'm out of business without ammo.
00:00:36 I need the good stuff.
00:00:37 You'll get the ammo. The good stuff.
00:00:41 "The good stuff." Jesus.
00:00:43 Time to pay another visit to the LAPD.
00:00:47 You look like I feel.
00:01:02 Have you got anything
00:01:05 There's a hat in the closet.
00:01:06 You're all heart. Here, I thought
00:01:11 I was raised with four brothers.
00:01:13 We got hurt often, but if no bones were
00:01:18 Look, blood. See? Blood.
00:01:20 It's not gushing.
00:01:21 It was free flowing earlier.
00:01:24 Could you bring me a needle and thread?
00:01:32 Don't touch anything.
00:01:33 I wasn't.
00:01:36 What's with you?
00:01:55 What are you doing?
00:01:57 - I said not to touch anything.
00:01:59 All by itself? What are you, a wise guy?
00:02:02 You don't like to share your toys, do you?
00:02:04 - This isn't a toy.
00:02:06 - This is a weapon.
00:02:08 Used properly, a very effective weapon.
00:02:10 What, do you throw it at people?
00:02:12 You'll give yourself a hernia.
00:02:15 Right here.
00:02:17 - Take a little off the top...
00:02:25 Do you bring all your interrogations home?
00:02:27 - What are we talking about?
00:02:30 - Careful, careful.
00:02:31 - Careful.
00:02:33 - This scratch?
00:02:36 Oh, God.
00:02:38 Hold still.
00:02:40 Oh, God. We haven't even started.
00:02:44 Be gentle with me.
00:02:46 I see this isn't virgin territory.
00:02:49 That's an ax.
00:02:52 - That's a natural mistake.
00:02:55 - Look at that.
00:02:57 Knife? That's very nice.
00:02:59 This is all right.
00:03:00 That's a pavement,
00:03:03 That's great. Look at that texture.
00:03:06 Same thing. Third and Highland.
00:03:08 - Dragged for about half a block.
00:03:11 Feel that texture. Cheese-grater time.
00:03:13 - Moving truck.
00:03:16 Moving bullet.
00:03:17 - Moving bullet?
00:03:20 - It goes all the way through to the back.
00:03:23 You're lucky. Was it a.22?
00:03:25 It's a.38.
00:03:26 - It's a.38.
00:03:29 Yours is bigger than mine?
00:03:32 Maybe not, but look.
00:03:34 A whole family of.44s on the back.
00:03:37 There they are.
00:03:38 That's impressive.
00:03:40 One hit my lung. I was breathing
00:03:43 Blood bubbles. Okay.
00:03:44 You got one?
00:03:47 Pump-action. 12-gauge.
00:03:50 Right down here. Went through.
00:03:53 - That must have hurt.
00:03:55 Not too close.
00:03:56 Riggs, if he were that close, I'd be dead.
00:03:58 I can beat it.
00:04:01 - I'll take your word for it.
00:04:03 - I believe you.
00:04:05 You'll love it. He stuck it in my leg
00:04:10 - I'll take your word for it.
00:04:12 No, I said forget it.
00:04:14 This is a blue-ribbon event.
00:04:15 Forget it.
00:04:17 You started this.
00:04:19 - Yeah, I can end it.
00:04:22 You're a very poor loser.
00:04:25 I didn't lose.
00:04:26 - Yes, you did.
00:04:28 - You lost.
00:04:30 There's a difference between losing
00:04:32 You conceded or you're conceited?
00:04:34 - You think I'm conceited?
00:04:36 Tell me you lost. Admit to it.
00:04:38 I'll get you a Band-Aid.
00:04:40 - Tell me you lost.
00:04:55 You're going to smack
00:04:58 I can do better than that.
00:05:17 This could be a serious ethical breach here.
00:05:20 I never made it
00:05:23 Shut up, Riggs.
00:06:01 I'm as hungry as a whale.
00:06:05 He's got a sense of humor.
00:06:07 Watch this. This is a good bit.
00:06:15 I think you're gonna get on just fine.
00:06:23 If you could pry yourself away
00:06:27 - You wanna take a look?
00:06:34 One for you.
00:06:35 One for you. No favorites.
00:06:37 I just have to finish the flashing here...
00:06:39 ...and the roofing shingles
00:06:42 Unless it rains, it should hold up all right.
00:06:45 That's comforting.
00:06:50 I like a man who takes pride in his work.
00:06:53 Do you know where I can find one?
00:06:55 Like trying to find a cop
00:06:58 We're not mind readers.
00:06:59 You have to have a mind to read.
00:07:01 Read it and weep.
00:07:02 With these prices
00:07:05 If there's anybody
00:07:09 - Hi, Martin.
00:07:13 - Hi, Mickey.
00:07:14 What are you doing here?
00:07:17 Or shouldn't I ask?
00:07:18 You got a sink to unplug?
00:07:21 - I got your sink.
00:07:22 I'll see you next week.
00:07:30 What's up?
00:07:32 Dad didn't come home last night.
00:07:34 He always comes home.
00:08:07 Oh, damn, Riggs.
00:08:12 What do you want?
00:08:13 I just wanted to see how you were doing.
00:08:15 Who sent you? Trish?
00:08:18 You're doing pretty well.
00:08:20 Rianne came to see me.
00:08:23 To your place?
00:08:24 Well, that's where I am.
00:08:25 - My daughter came to your trailer?
00:08:29 - My daughter came to your trailer?
00:08:34 Get off of my boat, Riggs!
00:08:36 - Come on.
00:08:38 You're drunk.
00:08:40 That's something you should know about.
00:08:42 - This isn't going to do you any good.
00:08:45 Give me that.
00:08:46 Roger, please don't do this.
00:08:48 You got three days until you retire.
00:08:51 You self-righteous bastard! Give it...
00:08:54 Don't do this, okay? Please?
00:08:56 Give it to me, damn it.
00:08:59 What are you going to do now, shoot me?
00:09:02 There.
00:09:03 Take your finger out of my bottle.
00:09:06 The bottle's going sailing.
00:09:09 Son of a bitch!
00:09:15 Not bad for an old man.
00:09:16 Are you finished?
00:09:18 No, I got another bottle in the galley
00:09:21 No, you're not.
00:09:22 Don't do this to yourself.
00:09:24 You gotta cut this out.
00:09:27 Oh, man, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
00:09:30 Come on. Sit down.
00:09:33 - You hit me.
00:09:35 Cut it out. Give it up, okay?
00:09:37 Go ahead.
00:09:38 Go ahead. Hit me again.
00:09:40 I don't want to hit you.
00:09:43 Hit me again. You think I'm afraid of you...
00:09:46 - I know you're not.
00:09:48 Please, Rog.
00:09:51 That kid was a killer, all right.
00:09:54 That was a machine pistol
00:09:58 He would have drilled you, me,
00:10:02 You had no choice.
00:10:04 It didn't happen to you. It happened to me.
00:10:06 It happened to me!
00:10:08 My God, I killed that kid!
00:10:10 I killed that boy.
00:10:11 You've killed a lot of people.
00:10:14 You've killed a fucking lot of people!
00:10:17 You've got ice in your veins.
00:10:21 You selfish bastard!
00:10:22 You selfish bastard!
00:10:24 You're just thinking about yourself.
00:10:27 What about me?
00:10:29 We're partners. We are partners.
00:10:32 What happens to you, happens to me.
00:10:34 After all the shit we've been through,
00:10:37 Don't you get it?
00:10:40 When you retire, you're not just
00:10:43 - You're retiring us.
00:10:45 Yes, it is.
00:10:46 - It's not my problem.
00:10:49 I've got three beautiful kids.
00:10:52 Trish does my laundry.
00:10:56 What am I going to do?
00:10:58 - I don't care.
00:10:59 - I don't care.
00:11:01 I don't care!
00:11:02 Yes, you do!
00:11:03 - I don't care.
00:11:05 I don't care!
00:11:12 I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
00:11:17 I had three days, and now this.
00:11:21 I'm sorry.
00:11:22 - That's all right.
00:11:26 I didn't realize that my retirement
00:11:30 Forget it. I haven't got any problems.
00:11:35 Look, man...
00:11:37 Riggs, look...
00:11:40 You know I love you.
00:11:42 You know I love you, Riggs.
00:11:48 Like you said, "What happens to you...
00:11:51 ...happens to me." So try me.
00:11:53 I'm here for you.
00:11:55 I haven't got any problems.
00:11:58 Yes, you do. We all have problems.
00:12:02 ...and I'm gonna help you.
00:12:07 I do have a little problem.
00:12:11 You don't want to hear it.
00:12:13 Yes, I do. I want to hear it.
00:12:15 - Tell me.
00:12:17 - You don't want to hear it.
00:12:21 Well...
00:12:23 I think maybe I slept with someone
00:12:29 You son of a bitch!
00:12:37 Help me.
00:12:39 I ought to let you drown, you traitor.
00:12:41 Help me.
00:12:42 Come on in.
00:12:48 What did you hit me for?
00:12:49 'Cause you slept with Rianne.
00:12:53 I did not.
00:12:54 - Who did you sleep with?
00:12:58 Sergeant Cole from Traffic?
00:12:59 No, not Sergeant Cole from Traffic.
00:13:02 Lorna. Sergeant Cole from Traffic
00:13:05 - Okay. That's okay.
00:13:10 Sheriff's Department.
00:13:11 Sheriff...
00:13:13 We're LAPD.
00:13:15 What are you boys doing down there?
00:13:18 - We're in the middle of a case.
00:13:21 Of Scotch.
00:13:24 Let's get out of here.
00:13:41 Go with the grain.
00:13:46 I'll show you. Here.
00:13:50 You're going against the grain.
00:13:57 - Like that.
00:14:05 Are you okay?
00:14:10 Darryl was my friend, Dad.
00:14:14 I know. I'm sorry, son.
00:14:17 I hope you don't blame me.
00:14:20 I don't blame you, Dad.
00:14:23 I blame Darryl.
00:14:29 What's this right here?
00:14:37 I love you, Dad.
00:14:41 I love you, son.
00:15:04 "May he find the peace in Heaven
00:15:07 "And may the scourge of violence...
00:15:09 ...claiming the lives of our children
00:15:13 ...and infinite wisdom."
00:15:16 "Amen."
00:15:45 Wait here.
00:15:52 Mrs. Smithers...
00:15:54 Ma'am?
00:15:58 I just don't know...
00:16:06 You want to do something,
00:16:09 You find the man...
00:16:11 ...that put the gun in my son's hand.
00:16:31 Take your mama to the car.
00:16:38 Are you okay?
00:16:40 Yeah.
00:16:42 Who's got the gun?
00:16:45 - You got it.
00:16:54 - Where did this gun come from?
00:16:58 Ever heard of the word "genocide"?
00:17:02 Have you ever heard of genocide?
00:17:04 You fools are killing yourselves!
00:17:07 I'm tired of it!
00:17:09 You'd better tell me where this
00:17:12 I want to know, now!
00:17:21 Do you see this gun? I want to know
00:17:26 I want a name!
00:17:27 Do you see that car?
00:17:30 I want a name! I want a name now!
00:17:33 One!
00:17:33 Are you crazy?
00:17:35 Ready?
00:17:38 Watch your hands.
00:17:41 - Two!
00:17:43 Very excited.
00:17:45 - Your face is going to be a skidmark!
00:17:51 It's Jack Travis!
00:17:53 That's what I wanted, baby.
00:17:54 Three!
00:17:58 Wrong...
00:18:03 Women drivers, baby.
00:18:10 We're looking for your friend, Travis.
00:18:12 I've never heard of him.
00:18:15 Wrong answer.
00:18:16 You're pulling on the wrong string.
00:18:18 That's not a very professional attitude.
00:18:20 Who the fuck are you guys?
00:18:22 Sorry, LAPD.
00:18:23 We're doing a few routine inquiries.
00:18:28 Give me my fucking wallet!
00:18:29 Keep your hands down!
00:18:31 My fucking wallet!
00:18:32 Get up! We don't need this.
00:18:36 We have a license that belongs to Hubert
00:18:40 Fuck you!
00:18:41 Hey, there's a lady here.
00:18:45 What the hell's going on here?
00:18:48 - Maybe they know something.
00:18:51 - Want me to come with you?
00:18:55 Maybe I should go with her.
00:18:57 No, I want you to see something.
00:19:01 Good morning, gentlemen. LAPD.
00:19:03 I've got a few questions.
00:19:04 Are you on parole?
00:19:06 - I got a job...
00:19:09 Do any of you know a Mr. Travis?
00:19:11 You got a warrant?
00:19:12 No, but I can get one.
00:19:14 Until you do...
00:19:15 ...fuck off.
00:19:17 That's not a nice thing to say to a lady.
00:19:19 Fuck you.
00:19:21 I don't think so.
00:19:26 Backspin kick.
00:19:37 Are you okay, honey?
00:19:38 Just great.
00:19:46 - "Honey"?
00:19:48 This guy's on parole.
00:19:49 This guy's an asshole!
00:19:51 - Riggs, there's five of them.
00:19:56 Look at that.
00:20:06 Grabbed his clusters!
00:20:09 Let me help her.
00:20:11 Stay still.
00:20:26 My girl.
00:20:29 This PMS is murder.
00:20:33 I know what you mean.
00:20:34 I've been married 25 years.
00:20:37 So, tell me about Travis.
00:20:39 I told you before, moron,
00:20:42 I didn't say his name was Jack.
00:20:44 You better start telling me
00:20:50 - Men cross the street when they see me.
00:20:53 I'm not your enemy, Captain.
00:20:57 - Have you eaten?
00:21:00 - What, do you eat alone?
00:21:03 It's bad for the digestion.
00:21:04 Tomorrow, you'll have lunch with me,
00:21:14 Are you all right?
00:21:16 Two fingers, Murph.
00:21:19 - Jack, what the fuck?
00:21:29 After watching Lorna
00:21:32 ...I'm changing my mind about kung fu.
00:21:35 Want to try it sometime?
00:21:37 - No.
00:21:39 You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:21:41 "Old dog", my ass.
00:21:44 Let's try something. Watch this.
00:21:47 Pivot on the right, kick with your left...
00:21:50 ...and you whip that head around
00:21:53 Like this. Get that head around
00:21:55 Like so.
00:21:57 So you whip the head.
00:21:59 All right?
00:22:01 Thank you. Now you try it.
00:22:04 Here's your target. All right?
00:22:06 Remember, pivot right, kick left,
00:22:10 - Like that.
00:22:13 Back up a bit. We don't want you
00:22:16 Just back up a little bit.
00:22:19 Mind and body strong, now, grasshopper.
00:22:21 Okay.
00:22:23 Go.
00:22:32 He can't hold his water.
00:22:33 Get back to work!
00:22:35 Okay, back to work, everybody.
00:22:37 Oh, Rog, I'm sorry.
00:22:41 Sergeant Murtaugh,
00:22:45 ...some transitional anger
00:22:49 Do you want to talk about it?
00:22:51 - He's okay for a change.
00:22:54 You look good in red. That's your color.
00:22:58 - I've got a little extra time now.
00:23:07 Oh, shit!
00:23:08 Where's Sergeant Murtaugh?
00:23:10 What?
00:23:12 It's her.
00:23:13 Can you tell me where I can find
00:23:18 Hi, skinny!
00:23:19 - Delores. Remember me?
00:23:22 Can you tell me where I can find
00:23:25 Actually, he's cowering down
00:23:31 - Where is the sergeant?
00:23:35 But he's talked of nothing but you all week.
00:23:37 Shut my mouth.
00:23:38 The man's on fire.
00:23:40 - What's the matter, baby?
00:23:42 You tell him Delores was here.
00:23:45 You tell that man...
00:23:47 ...that he's the jam in my jellyroll.
00:23:50 I'll see you, baby, okay. Bye-bye.
00:23:53 See you.
00:23:56 Delores says
00:23:59 I heard.
00:24:01 That's a lot of woman.
00:24:03 She calls me all the time.
00:24:05 She leaves me notes.
00:24:07 You shouldn't have led her on.
00:24:09 Led her on? I didn't do anything.
00:24:15 Sergeant, we have got to talk.
00:24:18 You've got to come see me.
00:24:21 We've got to work. Come on. Let's go.
00:24:23 - Thanks anyway, for your concern.
00:24:27 - Coming?
00:24:37 Good afternoon, Captain.
00:24:41 That's good. See how easy that was?
00:24:48 I love it down here. Don't you?
00:24:50 This place is better than the swap meet.
00:24:58 Give me the lock-up keys.
00:25:00 Those guys from the garage,
00:25:03 They were all busted by the same
00:25:07 Early paroles
00:25:10 Employed by a company called
00:25:13 You can't go in there.
00:25:16 - May I see your pass?
00:25:18 Here's my fucking pass.
00:25:19 - I got shot in the line of duty.
00:25:22 - "He's with us"?
00:25:24 Where'd you get her from?
00:25:25 Why aren't you in the hospital?
00:25:27 Don't mention it.
00:25:30 They tried to take my appendix out.
00:25:33 - Brain surgery?
00:25:35 Not a lobotomy.
00:25:37 What's the difference?
00:25:39 The difference is, for a lapotomy,
00:25:42 Nether what?
00:25:44 Nether... I can't say it in front of her.
00:25:46 Point to it.
00:25:49 - Here.
00:25:50 It is itchy. These doctors are savages.
00:25:53 Where does it say that a gunshot wound
00:25:59 Yeah. With a telescope big enough
00:26:02 I guess all they saw was Uranus.
00:26:04 That's great. Thank you.
00:26:06 You know what I say?
00:26:07 They fuck you in the hospital.
00:26:11 When they're done...
00:26:13 ...the insurance company comes
00:26:16 $10 for a fucking aspirin
00:26:19 That's enough!
00:26:21 We're trying to work here.
00:26:22 So, what's new on our case?
00:26:25 Did you guys advertise?
00:26:27 - He's family.
00:26:30 - Sergeant Cole.
00:26:32 - Anything you need, Leo "gets". Get it?
00:26:35 It's real estate now...
00:26:36 Listen, come on, you guys,
00:26:39 I owe this guy one.
00:26:41 You can get us a cup of coffee.
00:26:43 That's great. I take one for you
00:26:47 - He could check this out.
00:26:51 We've got something for you to do.
00:26:53 Check out Mesa Verde Construction.
00:26:57 - Sure, I can do this.
00:26:59 Mesa Verde, I got it.
00:27:01 - Wait. What are you doing?
00:27:05 - Who is that guy?
00:27:14 Here are your keys, Captain.
00:27:16 You motherfucker!
00:27:17 - Don't be stupid.
00:27:19 Take the elevator, get the other guys.
00:27:24 Goddamn you, Travis. What the fuck?
00:27:28 Stand there.
00:27:34 I can get faster results
00:27:37 Leo's not just a real estate broker.
00:27:39 He's a pain in the ass
00:27:43 This is what we came for.
00:27:47 - How'd you know where to find them?
00:27:50 The world of computers.
00:27:52 You used to be one of us, for Christ's sake.
00:27:55 You know what future a cop has? None.
00:27:58 Punch a clock for 30 years. Retirement.
00:28:01 Pension.
00:28:03 Nothing to do.
00:28:04 Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain
00:28:08 Police Department's got it all:
00:28:10 Guns, ammo, drugs, cash.
00:28:12 It's a one-stop shopping center
00:28:16 Not a thing anybody can do about it.
00:28:18 You're already fucking history
00:28:20 Sorry. I'm just getting started.
00:28:22 Something's wrong.
00:28:25 The program's been accessed
00:28:27 What's been accessed?
00:28:29 After the guns were stolen, Internal Affairs
00:28:33 Armor-piercing bullets?
00:28:35 Thousands of rounds
00:28:38 - That's what's been accessed.
00:28:40 Where's this store? Where'd they move it?
00:28:44 Let's go.
00:28:45 - I'm not cut out for Internal Affairs.
00:28:48 - Right here in the building.
00:28:50 - I'm showing you.
00:28:52 - Nothing's going down.
00:28:55 - How old are you?
00:28:57 Come on.
00:28:58 Have you got protection?
00:29:00 - Right here in my wallet.
00:29:03 Should we take him?
00:29:04 - Okay, but keep your head down.
00:29:08 Come on, let's go. Quiet!
00:29:22 You were my ticket in.
00:29:24 It's too bad you won't be coming with me.
00:29:32 They got it all.
00:29:35 - He's dead.
00:29:37 - I don't know.
00:29:40 Elevator.
00:29:44 Shit. It's down.
00:29:46 The subway's down there.
00:29:47 - Let's take the stairs.
00:29:49 - Where've you been?
00:29:53 All right. Come on, let's hustle!
00:29:58 Hurry up, guys.
00:30:13 LAPD! Come here!
00:30:14 Come here! Step on it!
00:30:17 Son of a bitch!
00:30:18 Did you see anybody or anything strange?
00:30:21 - Lots of cops and a bunch of boxes.
00:30:26 - I'm going across.
00:30:34 Get rid of Murphy, now!
00:30:42 Where the fuck do you think you're going?
00:30:56 Let's get out of here.
00:30:59 Cover me.
00:31:21 Let's go.
00:31:33 Stay still.
00:31:44 Happy birthday, kid.
00:32:12 Another baby.
00:32:26 Is he dead? Check the body.
00:32:28 Get me out of here!
00:32:34 Stupid son of a bitch!
00:32:48 Stop that.
00:32:49 Cut it out.
00:32:50 - Don't shoot.
00:32:52 Where does this lead?
00:32:53 - Pico Station.
00:32:55 Not that way.
00:32:56 Take the stairs, it's faster.
00:33:12 Gangway!
00:33:21 Get out of the way!
00:33:26 Holy shit!
00:33:27 Son of a bitch!
00:33:29 Police!
00:33:37 Step on it. There he is.
00:33:41 Goddamn!
00:33:47 Put your foot down!
00:34:16 Police!
00:34:18 I need your bike.
00:34:19 This is bullshit.
00:34:21 Sergeant Riggs, call it in.
00:34:40 Okay, we lost him.
00:34:48 Where's Riggs?
00:34:51 Keep me in touch
00:35:01 - Shit!
00:35:03 Take a right.
00:35:04 Go!
00:35:08 Take a right! No, left!
00:35:51 This is 6-William-6.
00:35:55 Where's Riggs? I'm here. Where's Riggs?
00:35:57 Come back to me, Central.
00:36:00 Where the hell is Riggs?
00:36:03 Take a left here! Get off!
00:36:05 Get off the freeway!
00:36:18 Stop! Hold it!
00:36:21 Shit!
00:36:23 Hang on!
00:36:39 Where is the pursuit?
00:36:45 Shit!
00:37:00 Relax, Riggs.
00:37:02 Relax?
00:37:07 Shit!
00:37:23 Just get back. Get back!
00:37:26 Riggs, talk to me.
00:37:29 Riggs, you're alive.
00:37:31 Don't move.
00:37:33 Just get back.
00:37:35 Are you all right?
00:37:43 Don't touch me!
00:37:45 Okay! I'm not touching you!
00:37:49 Don't touch me!
00:37:56 - Don't touch me.
00:38:03 - Are you okay now?
00:38:06 - Now what?
00:38:07 He's done this twice now. Damn!
00:38:10 Son of a gun,
00:38:13 That's twice he's got away.
00:38:16 Just relax.
00:38:18 - Are you okay?
00:38:20 - Are you okay?
00:38:28 - I'm having that.
00:38:29 I ran out of biscuits, okay?
00:38:36 Oh, shit!
00:38:41 Perfect.
00:38:44 What'd I miss?
00:38:46 - What are you doing here?
00:38:48 - Great chase.
00:38:51 - How'd you find us?
00:38:53 What are you doing with a police scanner?
00:38:56 Hello, Car 54, where are you?
00:39:00 Listen. Mesa Verde's legit.
00:39:02 They got a housing project,
00:39:04 - I know where that is.
00:39:07 - That's a good idea.
00:39:09 I'll come with you.
00:39:10 - You're not coming with us.
00:39:12 I'll take my car.
00:39:13 - No, you're not.
00:39:16 I can't believe you did that! I got a spare!
00:39:22 - You're driving.
00:39:24 How could you do that?
00:39:29 Where's Lorna?
00:39:30 I can't believe you did that!
00:39:34 I can't believe it.
00:39:36 How could you do that to me?
00:39:39 Did you see that?
00:39:40 They're my partners.
00:39:44 Do you own your own home?
00:40:19 - Looks like we came to the right place.
00:40:22 Move on out to Travis Town.
00:40:24 Great place to raise a family.
00:40:27 Built on guns and bloodshed.
00:40:29 One hell of a retirement plan
00:40:32 Let's foreclose on this son of a bitch.
00:40:35 - Say, is that...
00:40:37 - I've been saving it for the right occasion.
00:40:40 - How many men do you think he has?
00:40:43 Maybe I should run over there
00:40:45 That'd be too easy.
00:40:46 Wish I had some grenades
00:40:49 Maybe a ground-to-air missile.
00:40:52 I wonder what Murphy's got in his trunk.
00:40:56 It's obvious Murphy
00:40:59 Not even a good spare.
00:41:05 Put your hands down...
00:41:06 ...it's embarrassing.
00:41:10 How are you doing?
00:41:11 Kissing.
00:41:12 Fresh ones?
00:41:14 Oh, yeah. Shaving cuts.
00:41:16 No points for those.
00:41:17 - How'd you get here?
00:41:20 I ran into Leo at the police station.
00:41:24 - Any ideas?
00:41:26 Lucky thing. What is it?
00:41:28 I want it to be a surprise.
00:41:30 I like surprises.
00:41:38 Move it!
00:41:41 - Check it out.
00:42:01 - Look what they did to Murph's car.
00:42:04 - It could've been yours.
00:42:08 - On three.
00:42:09 Three?
00:42:11 One...
00:42:14 ...two...
00:42:15 Police! Freeze!
00:42:18 Oh, shit!
00:42:29 - Let's go!
00:42:39 What's wrong with you?
00:42:42 On three.
00:42:43 It's always three.
00:42:45 Boys!
00:42:47 What are we doing here?
00:42:53 Cover me!
00:43:14 Exxon.
00:43:20 - What?
00:43:21 What?
00:43:22 Count to 20 and then light me.
00:43:29 Shit!
00:43:33 Riggs, it's loaded with ammo!
00:43:48 - Cover me.
00:43:52 Cover you, cover Riggs.
00:43:54 When's someone gonna cover me
00:44:01 What's that, 13, 14? To hell with it.
00:44:20 It's the cops. They're burning everything.
00:44:34 Son of a bitch!
00:44:35 Crazy motherfucker!
00:44:41 Damn!
00:44:42 Riggs, the ammo! Get out of there!
00:45:01 You crazy son of a bitch!
00:45:03 Yeah!
00:45:20 Son of a bitch. You're full of shit.
00:45:27 Stay there.
00:45:28 Shit, where's Riggs?
00:45:44 Son of a bitch! No clip.
00:45:48 Lorna, no, don't!
00:45:56 Come on in, bitch.
00:45:58 The door's open!
00:46:23 I'm gonna eat your fucking heart!
00:46:53 Son of a bitch.
00:47:00 Shit!
00:47:15 Armor-piercing bullets, yeah.
00:47:17 Cop killers.
00:47:19 You're coming with me!
00:47:30 Fuck you, asshole!
00:47:50 Get up!
00:47:52 Get up!
00:47:54 Killed in the line of duty.
00:48:00 You'll get a great funeral
00:48:09 Cop killers.
00:48:22 Ex-cop killers.
00:48:34 Go to hell, Riggs.
00:48:37 You first.
00:48:49 Crazy son of a bitch!
00:48:57 Sorry, honey, I gotta do it. I gotta look.
00:49:01 Just hold still.
00:49:03 Get a chopper, man.
00:49:06 She had two vests on.
00:49:08 A couple of bad ones.
00:49:11 You're all right, partner. Hang on.
00:49:15 It's okay. Just lie still.
00:49:18 Just a romantic evening by the fire,
00:49:22 Just be still.
00:49:33 Honey, open your eyes.
00:49:36 Open your eyes.
00:49:41 What are you trying to prove out there?
00:49:44 Why do you do that?
00:49:46 - Can I take this off?
00:49:49 You're supposed to grow old
00:49:59 I'm gonna be with you.
00:50:01 I'm with you now. Look, I'm right here.
00:50:04 We're both here, right? Right.
00:50:08 Come on, I want to be with you.
00:50:10 What have you got to lose?
00:50:13 You.
00:50:16 Not likely.
00:50:22 - Hey, Lorna.
00:50:27 Let's live to regret this.
00:50:34 - We've got to go, sir.
00:50:35 She's gonna be fine.
00:50:41 Can you hear me?
00:50:44 I love you.
00:51:02 "Happy retirement, Daddy"
00:51:07 "Happy retirement, Daddy"
00:51:12 This is it. This is the day.
00:51:15 Everybody? Daddy?
00:51:16 I want you to know there's a candle
00:51:19 Yes! A lot of years.
00:51:21 - You have to blow it out.
00:51:26 I can't.
00:51:27 - Come on, blow it out.
00:51:30 What?
00:51:32 I can't retire.
00:51:35 I thought I could. I wanted to.
00:51:38 But I can't.
00:51:44 That means you're gonna
00:51:47 That means I'm staying
00:51:52 This cake's about to explode,
00:51:57 I want you to know
00:52:00 - Me, too.
00:52:02 It's okay.
00:52:03 Well, the streets will be safer
00:52:09 "Word", Nick?
00:52:10 "Word", Dad.
00:52:14 Blow them out!
00:52:17 Hello?
00:52:18 Hello! In here!
00:52:21 Hello. I gotta talk to Roger.
00:52:24 Oprah should see this.
00:52:26 I can't believe this. Okay, this is great.
00:52:28 What is it?
00:52:30 Where's Riggs? I didn't know
00:52:34 I'm taking a bath, Leo.
00:52:36 I can see that. And it's cold water, too.
00:52:40 Listen, I got great news.
00:52:42 Once again, Leo Getz has delivered.
00:52:45 Okay, I have sold this turkey.
00:52:48 This termite-infested dump is now gone.
00:52:52 All you have to do is sign the contract
00:52:56 Okay? I did it!
00:52:59 The house is off the market.
00:53:01 We're gonna stay in this "termite-infested turkey"
00:53:04 - At least.
00:53:08 - Come on, out.
00:53:10 - Out.
00:53:13 You can't do that. I have contracts signed.
00:53:16 Because we're partners,
00:53:18 Partners?
00:53:19 You and Riggs owe me two new tires.
00:53:22 Why?
00:53:23 Because bullets aren't covered
00:53:26 I want those tires. No conditions.
00:53:28 Leo, get out of here!
00:53:30 - Don't tell me to get out!
00:53:32 Okay, I'm going.
00:53:39 Don't come crying to me if...
00:53:40 Get out!
00:53:41 - Termites get...
00:53:47 Your friends.
00:53:50 Ten more years till forced retirement.
00:53:54 That's 3,650 days.
00:53:58 - Forty-nine.
00:54:12 I gotta improve my image.
00:54:26 'Bye, Daddy!
00:54:29 'Bye, baby.
00:54:40 What are you smiling at?
00:54:42 Why weren't you at my party?
00:54:44 I knew you weren't going to retire.
00:54:46 I've been wrong about a few things
00:54:50 Well, I knew you couldn't stop smoking.
00:54:52 I'm smoking to forget
00:54:55 What dog-biscuit problem?
00:54:57 I've been chasing more cars lately...
00:54:59 ...and when I try to lick my balls,
00:55:03 Jesus Christ.
00:55:04 I'm driving. Other side.
00:55:06 I've got no dispute. I just came over
00:55:09 Thank you for opening it.
00:55:11 An old fella like you
00:55:13 I'll show you.
00:55:15 - Who's a grumpy bastard?
00:55:18 - You know something?
00:55:19 When I do retire,
00:55:23 There's winners and there's losers,
00:55:27 He did it to me.
00:55:30 I know.
00:55:32 See what I mean?
00:55:35 My point exactly.
00:55:37 Son of a bitch!
00:55:42 Stay away from my daughter!
00:55:44 You can't be serious?
00:55:46 I saw you kiss Rianne.
00:55:48 She kissed me. She finds me irresistible.
00:55:50 - That's not the point!
00:55:53 If it's just friendship,
00:55:56 - Are you getting enough fiber in your diet?
00:56:00 I'm spoken for, okay?
00:56:01 I'm gonna pick Lorna up
00:56:04 We're practically...
00:56:06 - You're serious?
00:56:08 I figure I can make ends meet.
00:56:11 English subtitles conformed by
00:56:20 All units! All units! Code 2, High.
00:56:23 Don't even think about it. Don't even try.
00:56:26 This is us, rolling to Code 2, High,
00:56:29 Shit. This time
00:56:32 Do you think I want to end up
00:59:37 20-William-12,
00:59:41 Those guys gonna get in the way again?
00:59:44 There it is. Happy? Let's go.
00:59:46 We ain't seen nothing yet, Rog.
00:59:48 - Get me closer.
00:59:51 - Can't see the bomb squad anywhere.
00:59:55 Stop here and I'll just get out.
00:59:57 No, don't get out of the car, Riggs!
01:00:00 Tell me, was it the red wire or blue...
01:00:02 - Let's get out of here.
01:00:05 They'll never believe this!
01:00:06 - I hope nobody saw us.
01:00:09 Let's keep cool. You'd better
01:00:12 They'll say, "Back in uniform again."
01:00:15 Ten more years of this!
01:00:17 I'm too old for this shit.