Lethal Weapon 4

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00:00:30 Riggs, you sure we're on
00:00:34 We must be getting warm.
00:00:36 - You see anything?
00:00:39 This must be the place.
00:00:40 Holy shit!
00:00:43 What the hell is that?
00:00:49 Shit.
00:00:50 Who's this joker?
00:00:51 I don't know.
00:00:55 Regular asshole.
00:00:56 What do we do now?
00:00:58 Run him over.
00:00:59 What if he shoots us with
00:01:02 He hasn't yet. Maybe he won't.
00:01:04 What if he does?
00:01:05 Don't be a Don't-Bee.
00:01:08 Positive?
00:01:10 - Let's run him over.
00:01:13 I hope he doesn't turn.
00:01:15 He won't. We'll creep up on him
00:01:18 We'll creep?
00:01:19 Will him not to turn.
00:01:21 Power of positive thinking.
00:01:23 Don't turn.
00:01:25 - Will him?!
00:01:27 - I need you, man.
00:01:29 That's it. Believe!
00:01:31 Don't turn around!
00:01:33 We're better than him. We're better!
00:01:35 We're better!
00:01:37 - Don't turn!
00:01:52 - They just bounce off him!
00:01:54 We're in trouble, man.
00:01:56 Shit! I'll draw his fire!
00:02:00 No, I'll draw his fire!
00:02:03 Are you out of your mind?! You got
00:02:11 Go! Get out of here!
00:02:16 I wasn't supposed to tell you, but
00:02:22 What'd you say?
00:02:24 You'll be a father!
00:02:31 She was afraid to tell you.
00:02:34 You never talked about children?
00:02:36 - Shit!
00:02:47 There's something I'm not
00:02:50 Rianne's pregnant. You're going
00:02:54 Rianne's what?!
00:03:00 Rianne can't be pregnant.
00:03:04 She's not married.
00:03:05 I don't think she intended
00:03:20 They asking me to be a granddaddy?
00:03:51 Here's what we'll do.
00:03:53 What the hell for?
00:03:55 Okay, you run.
00:03:57 Flame-O turns, sees you in your undies.
00:04:01 - Shoot what?
00:04:04 Before he shoots me?
00:04:06 - Maybe.
00:04:18 Is he black?
00:04:19 Too much armor on.
00:04:21 No! Not him! The father of the baby!
00:04:26 Please let him be black!
00:04:34 Get going! Here he comes!
00:04:37 Are those little hearts?
00:04:38 Not now, Riggs.
00:04:41 Also, flap and make noises
00:04:43 Flap my arms? Why?
00:04:45 It'll distract him more!
00:04:49 - On 2! Ready?
00:04:52 No time for 3! Go! 2!
00:04:53 - What about 1?
00:04:56 I don't want to die in my underwear!
00:05:00 Why are you waiting?
00:05:38 Riggs, you think that bird thing helped?
00:05:42 I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
00:05:47 Cute shorts.
00:05:52 Go spit, Riggs!
00:05:55 I'll buy you a doughnut.
00:05:56 Don't put your arms around me
00:05:59 You're ashamed of your butt?
00:06:10 He's a lively one.
00:06:15 That shark damages my boat,
00:06:17 - I didn't mean to catch it.
00:06:20 Yeah, why you want to keep a shark?
00:06:23 - The teeth'll look great on a wall.
00:06:26 Maybe he'll fall asleep.
00:06:28 Engage him in conversation.
00:06:30 - He don't look tired.
00:06:34 You think sharks eat their own kind?
00:06:38 Stop! You guys got me in stitches!
00:06:42 Okay, where's my bag?
00:06:44 Starboard side aft.
00:06:45 Starboard, that's left, right?
00:06:47 - No, port's left. Starboard's right.
00:06:51 Right, yeah. Right side aft.
00:06:54 - Whatever.
00:06:57 Careful!
00:06:58 Behind you, shark!
00:07:02 Maybe we should throw him overboard.
00:07:04 Throw them both overboard.
00:07:07 No witnesses. We could probably
00:07:13 - You too?
00:07:18 I kept my nose out of it, but...
00:07:22 You and Lorna.
00:07:25 You're having a baby,
00:07:30 You're not getting married.
00:07:33 Why, does that violate your
00:07:36 I'm just trying to understand.
00:07:41 Rianne's not married either.
00:07:43 Okay, that's hitting below the belt.
00:07:49 You know, when I was married...
00:07:52 ...it was good. You know.
00:07:54 You put the ring on.
00:07:58 You do all the...
00:08:02 She's dead because I'm a cop.
00:08:05 She's dead because I'm a cop and I...
00:08:08 I don't wear the ring anymore but
00:08:13 I still feel it...
00:08:16 ...and I don't know,
00:08:18 ...finished with that yet. I don't know
00:08:23 No. It's not finished.
00:08:26 It's not finished.
00:08:32 Okay, you did say "aft."
00:08:35 A-F-T. Aft!
00:08:37 That's a fucking word?
00:08:39 In the back of the cabin
00:08:41 Why didn't you just say that
00:08:45 I love these people. Get around boats
00:08:49 "Astern! Avast, you landlubbers!
00:08:52 Man the bilge pump!"
00:08:54 Pump your fucking ass!
00:08:56 All right, all right!
00:08:58 - Get a grip.
00:09:00 No problem. No problem. Okay, okay.
00:09:06 - What does Lorna say about this?
00:09:11 We haven't discussed it.
00:09:14 The baby's due in a few days and you
00:09:18 No.
00:09:20 I haven't done it at all.
00:09:24 - Do we want Leo to shoot the shark?
00:09:27 No, Leo!
00:09:29 What?!
00:09:31 - Give me that.
00:09:33 You're shooting a gun on my boat!
00:09:35 I'm not shooting your boat,
00:09:37 Nobody's killing it.
00:09:38 I won't let it die so
00:09:41 So grumpy since you
00:09:44 Get off of me, will you?
00:09:46 Don't fool around!
00:09:49 Some piece of hardware.
00:09:52 - Of course. I'm a PI now.
00:09:54 PI! A gumshoe! You get in ugly
00:09:58 You are an ugly situation.
00:10:00 Permit or not, you don't deserve this.
00:10:04 Smart move, Riggs.
00:10:06 Shit!
00:10:10 Hard right, Rog!
00:10:13 Did you hear shots?
00:10:15 Coast Guard, this is Code 7.
00:10:25 We're in L.A. Harbor.
00:10:28 We got to go.
00:10:32 They're getting away!
00:10:34 Who was it? We know who it was?
00:10:37 No, no, I'll drive!
00:10:42 - Want me to help?
00:10:45 This your gun?
00:10:46 Yeah, want some laser surgery?
00:10:48 Watch it! You could blind somebody!
00:10:53 Coast Guard, this is Code 7
00:10:57 Heading north.
00:10:58 Awaiting instructions. Over.
00:11:00 Code 7, maintain your present course.
00:11:03 We have a cutter en route.
00:11:05 Why you slowing down for?
00:11:07 We'll hang right here.
00:11:10 - What do we do now?
00:11:13 LAPD!
00:11:14 LAPD!
00:11:15 Los Angeles Police Department!
00:11:17 We heard gunfire!
00:11:47 Coast Guard! Boat's on fire!
00:11:50 - Let's board them.
00:11:53 There's a fire on the freighter!
00:12:00 Okay, I'm upside. Now what do we do?
00:12:03 They're trying to get away.
00:12:11 One hell of a fishing trip.
00:12:13 Shut up and keep your head down!
00:12:15 LAPD!
00:12:16 LAPD!
00:12:17 Stop where you are! You!
00:12:19 Hold it there!
00:12:23 He's got it!
00:12:29 What'd he say?
00:12:30 He said, watch his back!
00:12:34 - Why didn't you warn me?
00:12:37 Tie it up!
00:12:41 Pull it out!
00:12:49 That was great.
00:12:51 I told you to keep the boat closer!
00:12:55 Why are you listening to Leo?
00:13:05 Oh, shit!
00:13:17 You all right, Riggs?!
00:13:21 Look at that!
00:13:24 Oh, shit!
00:13:26 Jump!
00:13:27 Jump!
00:13:34 Roger, where are you?!
00:13:36 My boat!
00:13:37 My new boat!
00:13:56 - What?
00:13:57 What about the shark?
00:13:59 A shark!
00:14:03 Don't leave me! Rog!
00:14:19 Come on, Leo!
00:14:31 - Hurry up!
00:14:53 You can make it!
00:15:02 This is all I got left.
00:15:31 Four sets of papers, totally genuine.
00:15:34 They'll get in the country
00:15:37 U.S. Citizens.
00:15:40 Ask them to vote the incumbent
00:15:43 ...keep my job with the
00:15:46 Bloody marvelous.
00:15:47 They've red-flagged Asian visas lately.
00:16:06 Something wrong?
00:16:09 A small delivery problem, Mr. Proody.
00:16:19 Leave!
00:17:35 Coast Guard interdicts
00:17:38 Pretty raggedy-Iooking.
00:17:39 Six weeks locked in a hold
00:17:42 Rice and a little fish to eat.
00:17:44 Lousy deal for 35 grand a head.
00:17:46 35 grand? Where'd they
00:17:49 Didn't. Got to work it off from
00:17:53 - They sell them as cheap labor.
00:17:56 Like slaves.
00:17:59 I guess these must be the lucky ones.
00:18:01 They'll claim asylum. Say they were
00:18:06 We'll send them packing.
00:18:07 Cost you and me a goddamn fortune.
00:18:10 What happened to, "Bring me your tired,
00:18:14 ...yearning to be free"?
00:18:15 Now it reads, "No vacancies."
00:18:18 I guess your parents
00:18:26 They pop one every boatload.
00:18:28 Shows the rest what'll happen
00:18:34 At least he's nobody's slave.
00:18:37 Don't coddle them, move them!
00:18:39 We're on the boat, I see
00:18:42 Sergeant Murtaugh didn't see it,
00:18:44 He's big, I knock him over.
00:18:47 I'm pulling, he doesn't swim.
00:18:50 There's that kid.
00:18:54 It's a food.
00:18:56 Burger.
00:18:57 No, Biscuits or something.
00:18:59 He's always kissing my ass,
00:19:02 Sergeant Riggs, Sergeant Murtaugh.
00:19:05 That's a long story.
00:19:06 You're all wet!
00:19:08 - You need a blanket?
00:19:10 - Somebody get this man a blanket now!
00:19:15 Get this body out of here!
00:19:16 Hold up! What do we got here?
00:19:18 Stay back, stay back.
00:19:22 Shit!
00:19:23 He's dead. He's fucking dead, man!
00:19:26 - Shit!
00:19:27 This is how he wanted to
00:19:30 Was he in the killing section?
00:19:32 This guy's been shot four times!
00:19:35 At close range, like he was executed!
00:19:38 He was executed.
00:19:39 By the crew.
00:19:41 What the fuck!
00:19:44 People get killed left,
00:19:47 Now we're importing victims?
00:19:49 Gangbangers want to kill
00:19:52 One of us gets shot,
00:19:55 But just a normal guy? What the
00:19:59 - That ain't right.
00:20:01 You'll get an ulcer.
00:20:04 Blanket!
00:20:05 I thought it was...
00:20:08 - Here's blankets.
00:20:11 I just hate to see bad things
00:20:14 We'd shoot the breeze with you, Butler,
00:20:18 You should take this, it's free.
00:20:22 Get some vapor rub on your chest.
00:20:24 All right, Boogers.
00:20:27 Hey, get them out of here!
00:20:32 He takes the job kind of personally.
00:20:35 Personally? Yeah, he's pretty serious,
00:20:38 He's jealous of who?
00:20:40 I don't know. Who?
00:20:41 - You said he was jealous.
00:20:43 I was standing here!
00:20:45 I said he was zealous. Full of zeal.
00:20:47 - He's loud too. Shit.
00:20:49 - He's loud!
00:20:51 We better get up before
00:20:53 Something's in the lifeboat.
00:20:55 - I'll catch a squad ride.
00:21:01 I'm sorry about your boat.
00:21:06 - I'm sorry.
00:21:08 All of a sudden, this big
00:21:11 Can I say that?
00:21:12 You can say it, but we can't air it.
00:21:15 So this big darn shark comes along...
00:21:29 Shit.
00:21:30 My Code 7.
00:22:07 Oh, God.
00:22:18 - You were coming home last night.
00:22:21 I had some bad Chinese.
00:22:24 You look a little banged up.
00:22:26 You look a little knocked up.
00:22:31 Are you okay?
00:22:32 You sure?
00:22:35 - Easy, tiger! There he goes again.
00:22:40 - You okay, though?
00:22:42 Better than Roger. His boat sank.
00:22:44 - Boat sank?
00:22:47 - Here, boy.
00:22:50 - Have some cookies.
00:22:54 Gunfights, explosions, sharks.
00:22:57 Here, boy.
00:22:59 Thanks.
00:23:01 You were out fishing.
00:23:05 It seems to know pretty much
00:23:08 Oh, God.
00:23:10 You finished the nursery.
00:23:12 Yeah, I did.
00:23:13 I figured it was good for a girl
00:23:16 It's a dogfest. What'd you get,
00:23:19 I know. I got a little
00:23:22 Kid'll probably hate dogs.
00:23:28 You know, Lorna, we never ever
00:23:44 I sort of figured you didn't want that.
00:23:50 You want to get married?
00:23:59 Me neither.
00:24:02 You want breakfast?
00:24:19 Serve and Protect
00:24:22 Since when have you been
00:24:26 It's not smut. It's Ebony Clark.
00:24:29 - Trish gave it to me.
00:24:33 He devoured her with his eyes."
00:24:36 Can we try this thing
00:24:42 There's a good one on 168. Maybe later.
00:24:45 Nothing comes between
00:24:50 Have I ever "made your...
00:24:52 ...womanhood reach peaks that would
00:24:56 - Foothills of Malibu, maybe.
00:25:00 - I don't think so.
00:25:02 I thought I'd at least rate the Rockies.
00:25:05 You know I'm kidding.
00:25:07 You're saying that to
00:25:10 No, I'm not.
00:25:12 You know I'm playing.
00:25:13 I've been to plenty of
00:25:16 It's just that I'm hungry.
00:25:19 When you have that kid,
00:25:23 - I brought you a doughnut.
00:25:25 How did you know?
00:25:29 I dropped by Internal Affairs yesterday.
00:25:31 How's the rat squad?
00:25:33 - I picked up something good.
00:25:36 IA got an anonymous tip.
00:25:39 The person said Roger's on the take.
00:25:43 No, he's not.
00:25:44 I know he's not. It's probably
00:25:47 But with the new boats...
00:25:49 ...and putting 2 kids through college,
00:25:53 I actually tried to persuade him
00:25:56 Stop it, Riggs! I can't hear that.
00:25:59 I won't say anything anymore.
00:26:02 - That's awful.
00:26:04 Don't tell him I said that.
00:26:07 ...he'll blow his top. It'll be awful.
00:26:12 What do you mean?
00:26:16 Like what?
00:26:18 - In general, problems.
00:26:20 I got a nose for these things. What?
00:26:24 You're pushing me. I really don't
00:26:27 Get it off your chest.
00:26:31 I'm not going to leave
00:26:33 - Tell me.
00:26:36 This pregnancy destroyed my brain cells!
00:26:39 What? What?
00:26:41 I'm drooling. What?
00:26:45 Promise me. Swear to me you'll
00:26:49 - I swear, I swear.
00:26:51 I swear I won't, ever.
00:26:53 I promise. What?
00:26:55 You know how Roger is about
00:26:58 He'd kill them. So?
00:27:00 Rianne's married to one, the father of
00:27:04 They met last year. They fell in love.
00:27:08 Nobody's telling Roger about this?
00:27:10 After the baby's born.
00:27:12 You mean it's a package deal?
00:27:16 - Does Trish know?
00:27:18 She doesn't know you know.
00:27:21 Who's the lucky soon-to-be-dead
00:27:24 - Who?
00:27:27 This gets better and better!
00:27:30 Brings him apples, blankets, coffee...
00:27:32 Not a word. I'm telling you, nothing.
00:27:35 I won't tell him anything. He'd shoot
00:27:40 He's my best friend. It'd be wrong to
00:27:47 Promise.
00:27:50 I don't think we have to discuss boys'
00:27:55 Okay. Piadora.
00:27:57 I like Piadora. That's sweet.
00:28:02 - I can't live with that.
00:28:04 - Wilford.
00:28:07 We're talking kids' names.
00:28:10 We don't want to double up or anything.
00:28:13 Oscar for the boy,
00:28:16 I like Lee Butter.
00:28:17 Better! I like it better.
00:28:19 - Don't get me started.
00:28:21 Captain wants to see us downtown.
00:28:23 Trish'll be right down. Have fun
00:28:26 Bye-bye, honey.
00:28:28 Who had the sleepover?
00:28:30 Just airing out camping gear.
00:28:32 - We're out of here.
00:28:34 Really good.
00:28:35 Trish has food on the stove.
00:28:36 We out of here.
00:28:38 That smells like Chinese food.
00:28:40 Chinese food?
00:28:42 She's into Chinese cooking.
00:28:44 I got to see this. Can I taste?
00:28:47 - I love Chinese food.
00:28:50 Please!
00:28:52 There's a Chinese person in the kitchen.
00:28:54 I saw him.
00:28:56 A couple of Chinese people.
00:28:58 Actually a whole family.
00:29:02 A large family.
00:29:07 Hey, guys.
00:29:13 - It does smell good, huh?
00:29:16 They were hiding in the lifeboat.
00:29:18 After that INS guy,
00:29:20 - I know. So you brought them home.
00:29:24 - Really?
00:29:26 That's Ping with his grandfather, Hong.
00:29:29 He's head of the family.
00:29:31 Hey, Hong. This is my partner,
00:29:36 Wife?
00:29:39 Can I speak to you?
00:29:41 - Lorna, this is the best breakfast.
00:29:46 Are you out of your mind?
00:29:49 As in, "against the law."
00:29:51 You'll bring on a shitstorm.
00:29:53 Just hold on!
00:29:56 The way I see it, those are
00:30:00 ...and I'm freeing slaves.
00:30:02 I'm freeing slaves like
00:30:09 This is my chance to do
00:30:14 Why didn't you say so?
00:30:16 This is not going to be boring.
00:30:17 Need any help?
00:30:21 Where is he?
00:30:26 What is it, food or money?
00:30:27 - Food and money.
00:30:29 I see you more now than
00:30:31 - We're independent now.
00:30:35 - Hookers, drugs...
00:30:37 Can you believe how they
00:30:40 It costs more to go to school now
00:30:44 Go to school now!
00:30:47 And the grades too. Consider this a
00:30:51 Now get out of here and go to school.
00:30:54 I want to see grades!
00:30:56 I want to see some grades, okay?
00:31:00 Thank you for the money.
00:31:04 I'm tired.
00:31:05 Me, I can't win.
00:31:07 Boy.
00:31:10 Say, we get a raise and
00:31:15 I got to get to the bank.
00:31:17 How can you when you're taken
00:31:23 Hey, guys.
00:31:26 Hey, babe.
00:31:27 - Both the kids leaving?
00:31:30 Is Lorna here?
00:31:31 She's in the kitchen.
00:31:34 I remember those days.
00:31:37 - I'm sorry!
00:31:41 You look terrific.
00:31:43 Wait till she tries raising
00:31:46 Daddy, I'll be fine.
00:31:48 Move back in and old Grandpa Rog'll
00:31:52 Better than her marrying the wrong guy.
00:31:56 You know, a cop or something.
00:31:58 True.
00:32:00 Come on, guys. See you.
00:32:02 I should say goodbye.
00:32:04 Hurry up!
00:32:06 Yeah, stuffing your face.
00:32:07 Stop kissing me. Try that. Try that.
00:32:10 You, stay away from my girl.
00:32:12 I'm not joking.
00:32:15 Joking!
00:32:16 Got the baby beeper?
00:32:24 - All right, I know.
00:32:26 It's your fault. All the chicken shit.
00:32:29 Flapping all over the place.
00:32:33 All right, everybody.
00:32:35 It's been a year almost already.
00:32:40 - Enough is enough!
00:32:42 Okay? Enough!
00:32:43 I'm the one that gets it in the neck.
00:32:48 If I find who's doing this,
00:32:52 Who's doing this? I catch that asshole
00:32:56 - That's it.
00:32:58 Captain.
00:33:01 I still look out there expecting
00:33:04 Instead, I see a bunch of kids whose
00:33:08 - Will you sit down?
00:33:10 We're dinosaurs headed for extinction.
00:33:12 Speak for yourself.
00:33:13 We're making way for the
00:33:15 Guys with guns and psychology degrees,
00:33:25 Biter has a psychology degree?
00:33:27 - More like a psycho degree.
00:33:31 I once got shot by a hot rodder
00:33:34 That's how far back I go.
00:33:37 You wanted to see us?
00:33:39 Some things don't change.
00:33:41 - Here we go.
00:33:44 All the damage you've done,
00:33:47 ...while you two still run around
00:33:51 They can't fire you either.
00:33:53 So...
00:33:55 ...they're promoting you.
00:33:58 Lieutenant.
00:34:00 There's no open lieutenant spots.
00:34:02 So the chief's using a special privilege
00:34:07 - Better.
00:34:09 Time was when this would send me over
00:34:15 So what do we do now?
00:34:16 Captain shit.
00:34:18 - Hang out.
00:34:20 Yell things like,
00:34:24 - "Chief's shitting bricks, man."
00:34:27 Think you can stay out of trouble?
00:34:30 Absolutely.
00:34:32 Captain Riggs.
00:34:33 Captain Murtaugh.
00:34:43 You want your badges?
00:34:46 Throw them over here.
00:34:51 This is the most painful
00:34:54 - Now get out of here.
00:34:56 - Thank you, Captain.
00:34:59 Enough with the "Captain" shit!
00:35:02 I insist. After you, Captain, I insist!
00:35:06 - Captains outrageous!
00:35:09 You get a break from real police work.
00:35:12 They got brown rings
00:35:17 Now that you're captains,
00:35:20 - Not for me.
00:35:22 - Lf you change your mind, call us.
00:35:27 I'm sorry.
00:35:30 Can we knock this shit off, please?
00:35:36 Jesus.
00:35:38 The man's got feelings, you know?
00:35:47 Congratulations. Look at you.
00:35:49 Captain Murtaugh.
00:35:51 I don't really know how to say this,
00:35:57 Keep it up.
00:35:59 How's it going, Burton?
00:36:00 - It's Butters, Captain.
00:36:03 - Kid really likes you.
00:36:06 He likes me?
00:36:10 Likes me.
00:36:16 You don't think he...
00:36:18 ...likes me-likes me...?
00:36:20 Likes me like that?
00:36:26 It's the police force
00:36:28 The millennium's creeping up on us.
00:36:30 You know what the captain said:
00:36:42 Dr. Woods?
00:36:45 Captain Riggs.
00:36:46 - Don't run.
00:36:48 - I need to talk to you.
00:36:52 Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs?
00:36:55 Or have you cooked up something new?
00:36:57 I'm sorry about all that.
00:36:59 I want your advice.
00:37:01 Thinking?
00:37:02 Marriage.
00:37:04 Marriage?!
00:37:06 - The "M" word?
00:37:10 - That's funny.
00:37:11 You know what would happen?
00:37:14 ...and you know what you'd
00:37:17 You'd tell me something like, "Doc...
00:37:20 ...I want to marry Murtaugh."
00:37:22 Or your mother, maybe.
00:37:25 Nelson Mandela?!
00:37:27 Something to ridicule me, Riggs.
00:37:29 Something to get a rise out of me.
00:37:32 Listen carefully!
00:37:34 I'm... not... stupid!
00:37:37 And my time is reserved...
00:37:40 ...for police officers with
00:37:44 Have you got that?!
00:37:46 - Have you?!
00:37:48 No. And you know what?
00:37:51 I don't like you.
00:37:56 Stephanie?
00:37:58 I can't go out with you.
00:38:01 All right?
00:38:04 You'll find someone someday who'll love
00:38:08 - You have to stop bothering me!
00:38:12 What's the matter with you people?!
00:38:19 What's shaking?
00:38:20 - Captain Riggs.
00:38:23 You're supposed to turn around.
00:38:25 Heard you're up to your ass
00:38:28 The taller ones come up to the navel.
00:38:30 Big enough to kick your ass.
00:38:32 What can I do for you?
00:38:34 One of the ship's crew shot an illegal,
00:38:37 ...and we'd dearly like to know...
00:38:40 ...who's smuggling Chinese?
00:38:41 We got no hard evidence but we're pretty
00:38:45 Uncle Benny?
00:38:47 You know him?
00:38:49 - When he was running smack.
00:38:52 Benny's slippery.
00:38:53 Where's he hang out?
00:38:55 He's got a nightclub,
00:38:57 He operates mainly out on
00:39:03 Hi, fellas.
00:39:05 There he is. Hey, Burger. Summers.
00:39:07 Butters!
00:39:09 What you got on the freighter homicide?
00:39:11 I talked to some illegals. Turns out
00:39:15 Checked out the boat.
00:39:17 The boat is registered under a dummy
00:39:21 It'll be a rough one to crack,
00:39:24 You ever hear of Benny Chan?
00:39:26 Benny Chan. No.
00:39:28 Real bad. Big crime boss in Chinatown.
00:39:31 If it's dirty and it's Chinese,
00:39:33 So where do I find him?
00:39:35 At his restaurant.
00:39:37 I'm kind of hungry for Chinese.
00:39:39 We're going there anyway.
00:39:42 Just let me get my jacket.
00:39:44 Not with him.
00:39:46 - He's doing good.
00:39:47 We might need backup. Spend some time
00:39:53 Like a son.
00:39:55 In-law-enforcement.
00:39:56 It pays to know your fellow officer.
00:40:05 Sir, let me just say, it'll be an honor
00:40:09 Yeah, all right. Let's go.
00:40:11 Let's go.
00:40:12 Share?
00:40:15 So, Butters, it seems like you hate
00:40:19 ...if you don't mind me saying.
00:40:20 Why so you say that, sir?
00:40:22 Last night I noticed you were,
00:40:26 - Wasn't he, Roger?
00:40:29 Any particular reason?
00:40:30 About 150,000 of them.
00:40:33 That's how many bullets were zinging
00:40:36 Couldn't go outside.
00:40:39 Lived on the floor, ate on the floor,
00:40:44 I didn't learn to walk till
00:40:47 Spent most of my formative years
00:40:51 When I'm working on a crime...
00:40:53 ...I ain't thinking about the crime.
00:40:55 I'm thinking about that goddamn
00:41:02 We supposed to be
00:41:04 No, why?
00:41:06 Because he's following us.
00:41:08 Who's Leo?
00:41:10 Maybe it's a coincidence.
00:41:11 - What does he want?
00:41:24 - Fucking asshole!
00:41:26 Bite me, okay? Whatever! Whatever!
00:41:29 Jerk!
00:41:31 You looking for us, Leo?
00:41:33 - You saw me, huh?
00:41:36 What you doing, Leo?
00:41:37 I'm perfecting my tailing technique
00:41:41 He's a private eyesore.
00:41:44 I like it.
00:41:46 Riggs, who's the perp?
00:41:48 - What'd you bust him for?
00:41:50 A young brother in a police car is
00:41:54 Look at my suit! My tie! Do I look
00:41:58 Look at this badge, bitch!
00:42:00 Check out the gun.
00:42:01 - License! Registration!
00:42:04 License! Registration!
00:42:06 Urine sample!
00:42:07 I got a badge too, okay?
00:42:08 German Jews didn't have it any
00:42:11 So don't think you're the only one.
00:42:13 Besides, I knew you were a cop!
00:42:15 I was kidding!
00:42:18 You saying I smell bad?
00:42:20 Don't turn everything around!
00:42:23 These guys'll tell you.
00:42:26 Maybe we'll work together someday!
00:42:30 We'll work together soon as I open up a
00:42:34 I didn't call you names, fuckface!
00:42:36 Okay?! Don't fool around!
00:42:39 These guys'll tell you.
00:42:40 Sir, you're double-parked.
00:42:42 Officer, I'm just talking
00:42:45 We don't know this guy.
00:42:48 Think he was drinking.
00:42:49 They're kidding. Come back!
00:42:52 I wasn't drinking!
00:42:54 Blow your breath in my hand.
00:42:55 Now hold on, I can smell it already.
00:42:57 Blow in my fucking ear!
00:43:00 No, you're all mine.
00:43:02 - You're mine.
00:43:30 Where's Uncle Benny?
00:43:32 - He's not here.
00:43:33 - I'm sure he is.
00:43:35 Yes, it's a two-way.
00:43:37 Look, please. We have 3 people.
00:43:39 The restaurant's over there.
00:43:42 They can see us, but we can't see them.
00:43:45 - Where's your green card?
00:43:48 I'm a policeman who asked
00:43:50 This is not the way.
00:43:52 You're the boss till we
00:43:57 It'll be fine. They've refurbished.
00:44:00 - I couldn't stop them.
00:44:02 - Out, out!
00:44:05 Uncle Benny, I hope this is a bad time.
00:44:09 What'd we tell you about that?
00:44:11 We hate not disturbing you.
00:44:13 - This is Detective Buckles.
00:44:15 Sell any heroin? Buy any cops? Kill
00:44:19 Have something to eat.
00:44:21 Give you the police discount.
00:44:23 - Flied lice?
00:44:25 It is fried rice, you plick!
00:44:31 I'm very busy. What is it this time?
00:44:34 Tell him, Buttkiss.
00:44:35 Know anything about a boatload of
00:44:39 Just what I saw on the news.
00:44:41 Some snakehead lost big money.
00:44:43 400 people at 35 grand.
00:44:47 And missed out on making them slaves.
00:44:50 You are cops. I thought smuggling
00:44:54 We found 3 bodies full of holes,
00:44:58 Three dead Chinese?
00:45:00 Billion more where they came from.
00:45:02 That's right. Life's cheap.
00:45:03 The problem is, he shot at me and Rog
00:45:07 Too bad they missed.
00:45:09 But still I don't know
00:45:13 Who's he?
00:45:17 Doesn't look too happy.
00:45:19 Who's this guy? Is he appraising
00:45:23 He doesn't speak English.
00:45:25 Then he doesn't understand words
00:45:29 ..."eat shit"?
00:45:32 I think he understands good.
00:45:39 - Enter the drag queen.
00:45:42 I'm busy.
00:45:45 Just know we're still around.
00:45:47 I'm on your ass too.
00:45:49 But the door is this way!
00:45:51 This is quicker.
00:45:57 See? It's quicker!
00:46:01 Don't forget my
00:46:06 You in Hong Kong...
00:46:08 ...you'd be dead.
00:46:12 No, not that! No, Riggs! Don't!
00:46:16 The insurance...
00:46:25 Hurry up! Hurry up!
00:46:26 You got to try it sometime. Not only
00:46:30 - It saves the cost of a shrink...
00:46:34 - Why not? We're already here!
00:46:38 I know this guy.
00:46:39 That's the captain.
00:46:46 Remember, no damage!
00:47:02 Shit!
00:47:06 I'm LAPD. I'm commandeering
00:47:09 $ 200.
00:47:11 Riggs, I'm coming!
00:47:13 Somebody stole your bike!
00:47:17 Stop!
00:47:19 Police!
00:47:21 Move out of the way!
00:47:23 - Butler! Chase the fast one!
00:47:41 Stop! Freeze!
00:47:56 Stop, you Chinese motherfucker!
00:48:13 Clear out the way! Police!
00:48:15 Riggs! He's getting away!
00:48:23 Excuse me! Out of the way!
00:48:35 Get down! LAPD!
00:48:36 Stop, you little shit!
00:48:51 Get down! Get down! Get the fuck down!
00:48:59 My arm!
00:49:00 I didn't do anything!
00:49:10 I got you covered down here!
00:49:14 You got the right to remain silent!
00:49:17 You got the right to an attorney.
00:49:21 ...we'll provide you with the dumbest
00:49:25 If you get Johnnie Cochran,
00:49:39 Riggs, don't jump!
00:49:41 Don't jump, damn it!
00:49:48 Hold on!
00:49:50 Hold on! I got you!
00:49:53 Don't move!
00:49:55 Okay, I won't move!
00:49:56 Hold on! I got you!
00:49:58 You'll catch me?
00:49:59 No, I'm not going to catch you!
00:50:01 I got a dumpster here!
00:50:02 You didn't do nothing,
00:50:06 - Get over here!
00:50:08 Hurry up!
00:50:09 Come on, come on!
00:50:11 Hold on, Riggs!
00:50:14 A bit more to the left, will you?
00:50:16 Stop right there! Now! Now!
00:50:18 No, the other left!
00:50:21 Make up your mind!
00:50:22 You couldn't find something smaller?!
00:50:24 This is all I could find!
00:50:25 Hey, I got it here!
00:50:28 Ready?
00:50:29 Ass first! It breaks the fall!
00:50:32 One!
00:50:33 Two! Three! Son of a bitch!
00:50:37 You all right?
00:50:39 I should have had him.
00:50:41 Damn right, you should have!
00:50:43 Who's your partner?
00:50:45 - Son of a bitch!
00:50:47 The guy you ran with!
00:50:48 I'm a waiter. And then you guys
00:50:53 And you physically abuse me!
00:50:57 You ain't no waiter! If you're
00:51:02 What's today?
00:51:04 Wednesday!
00:51:05 Chicken and sweet and sour pork,
00:51:08 Shut up!
00:51:11 Next time, don't run!
00:51:12 - Stay still!
00:51:15 Johnnie Cochran!
00:51:17 He fight for me!
00:52:14 Mao began helping in the fields
00:52:18 He led a rebellion early
00:52:22 Finally, Mao left home to
00:52:26 Those were troubled times. Old China
00:52:31 Sorry, Sergeant Murtaugh.
00:52:32 No, no, no, sit, please.
00:52:34 And it's Roger.
00:52:36 It's your chair.
00:52:37 No, sit down, really. It's fine. Sit.
00:52:40 Want something to drink?
00:52:41 Tequila?
00:52:43 Thank you so much.
00:52:45 From Mexico.
00:52:48 This can't be the first time
00:52:51 Yes, yes.
00:52:57 Bread.
00:52:59 Bread.
00:53:01 Toast, toast!
00:53:02 Yeah, yeah, toast.
00:53:04 Bread!
00:53:10 You know anybody here?
00:53:12 My uncle.
00:53:14 He pay so we can come to America.
00:53:17 You been in contact with him?
00:53:20 I leave message.
00:53:23 What's your uncle do?
00:53:25 In China...
00:53:26 ...he's artist.
00:53:28 An artist?
00:53:33 It ought to be tough
00:53:38 In America...
00:53:40 ...my children have chance
00:53:43 We want the best for our children.
00:53:46 And our grandchildren!
00:53:49 You believe I'm a grandfather?
00:53:52 That's right! Little Ping!
00:53:54 You're a grandpa!
00:53:57 Where does the time go?
00:54:01 Don't know.
00:54:02 Have no watch.
00:54:04 You have no watch?
00:54:05 Here.
00:54:07 This is my pop's. Here, take it.
00:54:10 He got it when he retired
00:54:13 No, no. No, I cannot.
00:54:15 I want you to have it.
00:54:16 It belonged to a good man.
00:54:22 Thank you so much...
00:54:24 ...Roger.
00:55:54 Shit!
00:56:00 Hold him!
00:56:02 Push him off!
00:56:10 Get him!
00:56:15 What's wrong?
00:56:16 - Are you okay?
00:56:19 It's an old shoulder injury. I'm going
00:56:23 - No problem.
00:56:25 - Is he okay?
00:56:28 You're lucky, kid.
00:56:30 - You're lucky he didn't kill you.
00:56:33 - Anytime you want.
00:56:36 Better bring your own paramedic too.
00:56:40 - I'll get some ice for that shoulder.
00:56:43 There's nothing wrong with my shoulder.
00:56:48 I was faking it.
00:56:51 Faking it?
00:56:53 Gomez was killing me out there.
00:56:57 I told you that kid was good.
00:56:59 He's good but it's not all him.
00:57:03 I mean, I've been feeling it lately.
00:57:13 Like the other night on the ship
00:57:17 And yesterday I couldn't catch him.
00:57:19 I just thought, you know,
00:57:23 You know. But it's more than that.
00:57:26 It's like...
00:57:27 - I hate to say this but...
00:57:37 How about that?
00:57:39 Finally.
00:57:41 No, but I can't be. I mean,
00:57:45 - Jesus.
00:57:49 Can't beat the clock, Riggs.
00:57:54 Murphy's right. We're dinosaurs.
00:57:58 Accept it.
00:58:02 Like I do.
00:58:05 No. Bullshit.
00:58:08 Bullshit. I won't accept it.
00:58:09 - I'll will it not to happen.
00:58:13 I'm not too old for this shit.
00:58:15 I'm not too old for this shit.
00:58:19 We're not too old for this shit.
00:58:23 Say it like you believe it.
00:58:24 We're not too old for this shit.
00:58:27 I'm not going to buy
00:58:30 - I'm not going to get corns!
00:58:33 - I'm not wearing a suit!
00:58:37 How's it going, Captain?
00:58:49 Thanks a lot, you guys.
00:58:51 That cop tried to strip-search me!
00:58:53 - You get his phone number?
00:58:55 Sugar-glazed with jelly.
00:58:57 Thanks, Leo.
00:58:58 - What happened? The scratches.
00:59:00 - A dog?
00:59:03 I'm working on an important PI case.
00:59:06 Did the dog hire you?
00:59:07 No, the dog didn't hire me.
00:59:11 Sounds like a big case.
00:59:12 It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot,
00:59:15 It's an expensive dog.
00:59:17 - A Bolshoi.
00:59:19 Whatever, whatever.
00:59:21 And you found it, huh?
00:59:23 Sort of. Okay, listen to what happens.
00:59:26 Instead of going around town looking
00:59:30 I take the dog home. I dye the dog,
00:59:34 Dog was a real rat, though.
00:59:36 He scratched me.
00:59:38 Some kind of PI business
00:59:40 Douche Ventura, pet infective.
00:59:43 It's grand theft.
00:59:44 - What is?
00:59:47 It is?
00:59:48 You guys are always kidding.
00:59:50 Whatever. I get it.
00:59:53 I'm not here.
00:59:55 What, Putter?
00:59:56 The guy you chased?
00:59:59 The gun he dropped matched slugs on the
01:00:04 Son of a bitch got away from me.
01:00:06 He didn't get far.
01:00:07 They found him on a rooftop nearby.
01:00:11 Pigeons ate his eyeballs.
01:00:14 Cool.
01:00:15 Excuse me.
01:00:20 Shit! I hate these fucking phones!
01:00:23 You make a call, they cut you off.
01:00:26 Don't you know what they're doing?
01:00:30 They're fucking you with the cell phone.
01:00:33 Because when you call back,
01:00:37 ...for that first minute again
01:00:39 If you're able to call back...
01:00:42 ...because the 3-hour battery you
01:00:45 If you're behind a hill, it goes...
01:00:47 Or you're going through a damn tunnel.
01:00:50 And they keep making it smaller!
01:00:51 You know why? So you can lose it.
01:00:54 Why? So you buy more phones.
01:00:58 Take you two hours to make
01:01:01 Duh-duh-duh-duh-4.
01:01:04 I messed up! Hang up. Got to
01:01:08 Never lost my Sports Illustrated
01:01:11 How about scanners? They get your phone
01:01:16 Somebody took my number and called
01:01:20 I don't know what fucking
01:01:24 Even if I did, I would not talk
01:01:28 I won't talk to my daddy for 3 hours!
01:01:31 They fuck you, they fuck you
01:01:34 You know when you go to a drive-through?
01:01:37 Why am I talking...?
01:01:39 Leo Getz, private investigator.
01:01:41 Private investigator?
01:01:43 I wondered if you'd be willing
01:01:47 Investigate what?
01:01:48 My privates, you stupid shit.
01:01:50 Shut the fuck up.
01:01:52 Very funny.
01:01:55 $3 to answer a call.
01:01:59 - You're pretty tough on the phone.
01:02:02 - Why am I talking to you on the phone?
01:02:06 What happened to your face?
01:02:08 "No" means no!
01:02:13 The kid's going to like me,
01:02:15 He'd be the first one.
01:02:20 Whatever. Whatever.
01:02:26 You know, we should hire Leo.
01:02:30 Hire Leo?
01:02:31 He could follow Uncle Benny around.
01:02:33 - Benny'll see him.
01:02:35 - He'll drive him nuts.
01:02:40 Let's hire him!
01:02:42 I smell like stale coffee.
01:02:47 What do you care if I go home
01:02:50 A coffee stain's not something
01:02:54 Look at the way you dress.
01:02:56 What's that supposed to mean?
01:03:00 Just because I don't get around in
01:03:03 What's that supposed to mean?
01:03:07 I've been wondering,
01:03:11 Where do you think it's coming from?
01:03:13 - Where do you think?
01:03:16 - It's none of my damn business.
01:03:19 - Trish gave me some money.
01:03:22 Trish gave me some money, and
01:03:25 All right. Okay, sorry.
01:03:30 Whose car is that?
01:03:32 I don't know.
01:03:34 It looks like a full house
01:03:37 You know that car?
01:03:39 Here you go, Captains.
01:03:42 No charge for the ride.
01:03:44 Rianne's here and Lorna's here.
01:03:46 I'll put it on your account, Captain.
01:03:53 Hey, honey.
01:03:55 What's going on?
01:04:03 Why are you here?
01:04:05 They took the Hongs.
01:04:14 Shit.
01:04:16 Drop it.
01:04:32 Girls, get out!
01:04:38 Look who we got here.
01:04:40 - Uncle Benny's friend.
01:04:43 Nice pajamas.
01:04:47 Where are the Hongs?
01:04:57 Drop your guns.
01:04:59 - Drop them!
01:05:01 Don't stand for that, honey.
01:05:11 Son of a bitch!
00:00:27 I can't breathe!
00:00:59 Son of a bitch!
00:01:24 I'll be damned! Thanks, kid!
00:01:31 Ping, cut us loose, cut us loose.
00:01:39 Cut me loose, Ping!
00:01:42 Go ahead, cut me.
00:01:44 Cut me.
00:02:26 It's all right.
00:02:28 You okay, honey?
00:02:30 I owe you one, kid.
00:02:33 The keys to your car.
00:02:35 - They're in the car.
00:02:37 We need a radio.
00:02:43 We have to go, baby.
00:02:45 Let's go.
00:02:46 How are we going to find them?
00:02:56 3-William-56, this is Air 12, go ahead.
00:02:59 We need your eyes, guys.
00:03:00 We're looking for a black Mercedes
00:03:04 Vicinity of Ladera at the 210 freeway.
00:03:07 Black Mercedes and black
00:03:09 Shouldn't be too hard
00:03:12 Look, just give it a shot,
00:03:15 Be cooperative.
00:03:16 That's a roger.
00:03:28 Will wonders never cease?
00:03:29 We've got 2 black Mercedes, one heading
00:03:34 Eastbound one got on the
00:03:37 East, okay.
00:03:38 We'll take it.
00:03:40 Roger.
00:03:41 - Is that the right one?
00:03:44 But we're going east and China's east.
00:03:46 China's west too.
00:03:47 - We can't divide.
00:03:54 You crossed two lanes!
00:03:56 Do you see him?
00:04:04 Watch the road!
00:04:06 I'd give my right arm for a siren!
00:04:12 Why'd they take the Hongs anyway?
00:04:15 Maybe they're shaking them down
00:04:21 Hong's uncle paid already.
00:04:22 He got in touch with his uncle.
00:04:25 He left a message for him.
00:04:28 Out of the way!
00:04:34 Go, go, go!
00:04:37 There it is! There's the son of a bitch
00:04:41 Bastards left us to burn!
00:04:44 You don't have any guns!
00:04:46 Get me right up behind this trailer.
00:04:48 But you're driving!
00:04:49 You're driving!
00:04:50 There's cruise control!
00:04:53 Why you always make shit complicated?!
00:05:03 Closer.
00:05:04 Don't be shy. Get up there.
00:05:06 You crazy son of a bitch!
00:05:08 Closer! Closer!
00:05:10 That's it!
00:05:26 Thanks.
00:05:45 Hey, asshole! Come on in!
00:05:49 I need to ask you.
00:06:27 Where's the Hongs?
00:06:28 Where are they?
00:06:32 Fuck!
00:06:36 Come on, get him!
00:06:44 Watch out!
00:07:07 Highway Patrol, this is William-356...
00:07:09 ...heading southbound on highway!
00:07:11 Officer in trouble!
00:07:15 LAPD! Pull over! LAPD!
00:07:18 LAPD! Pull over!
00:07:23 Pull over! See that?!
00:07:25 Right! Fuck you!
00:07:27 Shit!
00:07:28 Anybody there? I got a crazy ass with a
00:07:56 Get away from my boy!
00:08:15 Son of a bitch!
00:08:20 I got you!
00:08:26 Hold on!
00:08:30 Get in!
00:08:40 Get in here!
00:08:41 Shit!
00:08:43 Ready?
00:08:49 - Welcome back. Shit.
00:08:51 Thanks, Rog.
00:08:53 - What about the Hongs?
00:09:06 Pull over! Pull over!
00:09:13 Keep your hands inside then!
00:09:40 Get out of the way!
00:09:43 Wait! There he is!
00:09:45 - Keep going!
00:10:06 We're gaining on him.
00:10:07 Don't worry, I got him.
00:10:13 Son of a bitch!
00:10:34 - You okay?
00:10:44 Maybe a little too close.
00:10:51 You are now entering an
00:10:54 Please have proper documentation ready.
00:13:41 Sorry, Rog, about your loss.
00:13:43 Thank you, man.
00:13:45 How's my hero?
00:13:47 He's a little bit sad.
00:13:54 Here's Butters.
00:14:00 How's it going, Riggs?
00:14:02 Why are you here?
00:14:03 I heard it on the radio.
00:14:05 I'm really sorry about your house.
00:14:09 This is Detective...
00:14:11 Butters.
00:14:13 - Trish, my wife.
00:14:15 Nick.
00:14:16 Carrie.
00:14:18 Rianne.
00:14:19 Everybody okay?
00:14:22 You get a make on who did this?
00:14:24 It was Uncle Benny.
00:14:28 - Who's Leo? The little Fonzie guy?
00:14:32 That's him.
00:14:34 - You be okay?
00:14:37 Call me.
00:14:38 The kids have their place.
00:14:41 He's there?
00:14:42 We'll be right there.
00:14:44 We'll be right there.
00:14:47 Yeah, let's do it.
00:14:49 I'll call you.
00:14:55 Man, sit down.
00:15:03 Captain Murtaugh...
00:15:04 ...I know this is a bad time...
00:15:06 ...but...
00:15:08 ...I think there's something
00:15:11 - This is hard for me to...
00:15:14 You do?
00:15:17 It's okay.
00:15:19 It is?
00:15:21 People have the right to do what makes
00:15:26 I know this must be real hard for you.
00:15:28 It's impossible for me!
00:15:31 I was hoping we could get together
00:15:35 Why the hell should we get together and
00:15:40 - I'm trying to reach out.
00:15:43 Do what you want,
00:15:45 - I got it.
00:15:48 Not a word.
00:15:50 What you grinning about?
00:15:54 I got it all worked out.
00:15:57 What's the matter with you?
00:15:59 My ass hurts. My tooth! Is this
00:16:03 - Just please be quiet.
00:16:06 Why don't you go see your
00:16:09 My dentist is in Detroit or I would go!
00:16:12 - Oh, brother.
00:16:15 Doctor, I'm sorry to bother you.
00:16:18 A man walked in off the street.
00:16:27 Okay, you can come in now!
00:16:38 - You sure Leo can pull this off?
00:16:44 Coast is clear.
00:16:47 Talk to the hand, okay?
00:16:50 Okay, okay. Wait a minute.
00:16:52 Let me. Let me do my job!
00:16:54 You hurt me, I'll stick an egg roll
00:17:03 - What's this?
00:17:06 It's only a drill.
00:17:07 Don't say a word.
00:17:08 Shut up.
00:17:10 Now...
00:17:11 Where are the Hongs?
00:17:15 I don't know any Hongs.
00:17:16 You do. Their uncle paid you to
00:17:19 More smuggling?
00:17:21 Let's go through it again.
00:17:23 - Come on.
00:17:25 These look very interesting.
00:17:27 You're not going to use it.
00:17:29 You won't shoot me.
00:17:31 - You're lousy cops.
00:17:35 This'll settle him down.
00:17:37 Breathe, Uncle Benny. Breathe.
00:17:39 Breathe.
00:17:40 Crank up the nitrous.
00:17:42 Crank that baby up.
00:17:44 You said it wasn't going to hurt!
00:17:46 I'm holding this. Go ahead.
00:17:48 Deep. Right down to your toes.
00:17:56 He's wasted!
00:17:58 - Great, great.
00:18:00 He'll talk. Yeah, he'll talk.
00:18:02 Thataboy. Breathe.
00:18:08 - That's me.
00:18:12 Now, where are the Hongs?
00:18:18 - What's renminbi mean?
00:18:21 ...renminbi.
00:18:22 - You're a funny guy.
00:18:25 Time!
00:18:27 - Time for Four Fathers!
00:18:29 Washington, Jefferson, those guys?
00:18:31 Roosevelt?
00:18:33 I'm sleeping with my wife's 2 sisters.
00:18:36 You lucky son of a bitch.
00:18:37 That's a good one.
00:18:39 Not so good...
00:18:41 ...when my wife finds out.
00:18:45 I don't need needles!
00:18:46 I don't need needles!
00:18:50 Let's shoot his legs with Novocain
00:18:57 What you got there?
00:19:01 A nut cup.
00:19:03 I got some big nuts!
00:19:07 That's nitro...
00:19:09 Oxide!
00:19:12 Laughing gas!
00:19:14 We're stoned!
00:19:20 Murtaugh! Hurry up!
00:19:22 That's one funny son-in-law
00:19:25 After tonight, it be too late.
00:19:27 Too late? Too late for what?
00:19:31 Why did you call him my son-in-law?
00:19:33 Who? Uncle Benny? He's far too old.
00:19:36 Old coot.
00:19:37 Buy Four Fathers back at
00:19:41 Why's he talking about his ancestors?
00:19:44 I don't know.
00:19:46 Why you call him my son-in-law?
00:19:49 Because I am!
00:19:55 I thought he was...
00:20:00 No, I'm...
00:20:04 Bloody marvelous!
00:20:05 Your baby is having my baby.
00:20:09 My baby is having his baby.
00:20:12 And your baby?
00:20:15 Whoa, baby! My baby!
00:20:18 What's going on?
00:20:20 I couldn't stall anymore.
00:20:23 What happened? Huh?
00:20:26 - What's going on?
00:20:30 Riggs, get out! Fine!
00:20:32 Whatever!
00:20:38 Anything happens to the Hongs we'll
00:20:42 A new one. That's two for Benny.
00:20:44 Bloody marvelous.
00:20:49 What are you, crazy?
00:20:51 What'd you do that for?
00:20:52 For keeping it from me.
00:20:55 Hit him, not me.
00:20:56 As soon as we find the Hongs, me, you
00:22:48 Rimminy?
00:22:50 A young bimbo? A young jumping jiminy?
00:22:54 I can't remember.
00:22:56 No, Riggs. Renminbi.
00:22:58 Say that again.
00:23:00 That's it!
00:23:01 You got it.
00:23:02 Means, "people's money."
00:23:04 People's money?
00:23:06 What else did Benny say?
00:23:07 He was talking about his ancestor.
00:23:11 And something about how tonight's...
00:23:14 ...too late.
00:23:15 No, nothing at all.
00:23:17 What about the guy
00:23:19 It was like Benny
00:23:21 If Benny's scared of him,
00:23:25 Those guys'll kill anyone
00:23:27 Including cops...
00:23:28 ...and their families.
00:23:32 - Thanks, Ng.
00:23:34 Pick up your wife, my daughter.
00:23:37 I'll get Trish, you get Lorna.
00:24:43 What?
00:24:46 You want to get married, don't you?
00:24:49 No.
00:24:55 Yes. Yes, I do.
00:24:58 But if you don't want to, it's okay.
00:25:01 Why didn't you tell me?
00:25:03 Because I didn't want to put
00:25:06 If you want to someday, that'd be great.
00:25:10 If you don't...
00:25:12 ...I love you.
00:25:17 I'll take you any way I can get you.
00:25:26 Feel that!
00:25:28 Feel the baby!
00:25:31 He's kicking. You feel him?
00:25:50 Hang on!
00:26:22 You're okay.
00:26:23 Riggs. Pick up, Riggs.
00:26:25 Riggs, it's Murtaugh.
00:26:28 I'm sick of these fuckers.
00:26:32 - What do you think?
00:26:35 What's going on?
00:26:38 They found my watch.
00:26:44 They killed Hong, his uncle,
00:26:48 - Where's the rest of the family?
00:26:51 INS raided a Chinese sweatshop.
00:26:55 Hong's family was being held there
00:27:01 They were making funny money.
00:27:03 Ink's still wet.
00:27:05 Where are the faces?
00:27:07 That's why I called it funny.
00:27:09 Why are they making Chinese money?
00:27:11 Can they even exchange the stuff here?
00:27:13 Only in China.
00:27:15 - Renminbi.
00:27:18 Hong's uncle was an artist.
00:27:22 Bringing over his family could've
00:27:26 - That sounded thin.
00:27:28 Keep talking. What?
00:27:29 Benny said something about paying...
00:27:33 ...buying back his forefathers.
00:27:35 What'd you say?
00:27:37 Benny said something about buying
00:27:40 You said ancestors.
00:27:42 What's the difference?
00:27:44 The number four.
00:27:48 They were the top guys
00:27:50 - These guys disappeared from prison.
00:27:55 - I bet you they're here.
00:27:57 Grab Ping. I don't want him
00:28:03 10 to 1, I know where the money is.
00:28:06 20 to 1,
00:28:08 Let me make a call.
00:28:09 Don't leave without us.
00:28:11 That was good work.
00:28:13 I have my moments.
00:28:21 Uncle Benny.
00:28:23 I was actually starting
00:28:26 "Bloody marvelous."
00:28:28 And it's fried rice, "you plick."
00:28:31 Here.
00:28:38 - Which one is Hong?
00:28:42 I want a complete set of forensics
00:28:48 Dads and their kids.
00:28:53 I'll take care of yours, buddy.
00:28:56 We got to go!
00:28:57 Take care of yourself.
00:28:59 Where're we going?
00:29:00 - L.A. Harbor.
00:29:02 It's a foreign trade zone. A lot of
00:29:07 It's run by a corrupt Chinese general.
00:29:10 I got it, some corrupt Chinese general
00:29:15 ...and the Triad's
00:29:17 That's what Uncle Benny meant
00:29:20 That general'll be shitting kittens
00:29:23 Let's tell him.
00:30:08 Hi, gang.
00:30:09 LAPD.
00:30:15 I saw Hong.
00:30:17 This is what Benny meant by buying the
00:30:21 ...and Fucko.
00:30:24 Who's the naughty general?
00:30:25 Who's been lining his pockets?
00:30:28 Naughty.
00:30:30 Speaky English?
00:30:32 What do you want?
00:30:35 See this?
00:30:36 I hope you need a lot of toilet paper
00:30:40 Wiping your ass.
00:30:42 Take the Four Pops back to China.
00:30:45 The Four Pops.
00:30:47 Don't want them no more.
00:30:48 It's counterfeit.
00:30:49 Triads never prosper when they
00:30:54 See for yourself.
00:31:07 There you go. Money losing face.
00:31:10 Very hard when Triad tried to sit on it.
00:31:16 I fucked you. I fucked you.
00:31:19 We fucked you.
00:31:20 - We fucked you. It's beautiful.
00:31:25 Don't we get a hand?
00:31:37 Keep your head down!
00:31:39 Watch out!
00:31:43 Thanks!
00:31:56 Was this a good idea?
00:31:57 It was an idea!
00:32:05 - 11 in the mag, 1 in the pipe. You?
00:32:11 Four!
00:32:19 What's going on?
00:32:23 IA says you're on the take.
00:32:25 I'm on the take?!
00:32:27 I think it's crazy too! But you're
00:32:30 You ever hear of Ebony Clark?
00:32:33 Yeah! She writes those cheesy
00:32:37 Are you boinking her?
00:32:38 No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark, Riggs.
00:32:42 Trish is Ebony Clark.
00:32:46 You're boinking her!
00:32:50 Yeah, I'm boinking her.
00:33:05 I'm too embarrassed
00:33:07 Yeah, I don't blame you.
00:33:09 How many you got?
00:33:11 Two.
00:33:13 I'll look for some more ammo.
00:33:45 Who's that in white pajamas?
00:33:48 Wah Sing Ku. The Four Father
00:33:51 No kidding.
00:33:56 Captain!
00:34:02 - Hey, Butters.
00:34:04 Now you got my name right.
00:34:06 I'm out. I got to find some rounds.
00:34:09 I'll help you.
00:34:11 Never been shot before.
00:34:17 Take care of my son-in-law.
00:35:05 - You all right?
00:35:09 Shit, I'm out. I'm out.
00:35:11 I hit the son of a bitch. I thought
00:35:26 Come on, come on.
00:35:28 Go.
00:35:30 We got Door Number 1,
00:35:35 - Looks like Number 2, Monty.
00:35:43 What's behind Door Number 2?
00:35:54 Now you've done it.
00:35:56 Now he's really pissed.
00:36:02 Son of a bitch is going to be a handful.
00:36:09 Since I met you, I've done some
00:36:15 I'm going to be a grandfather...
00:36:17 ...and you and Lorna will have a baby.
00:36:23 He ain't worth dying for, Riggs.
00:36:28 Yeah, you're right.
00:36:32 And if he gets away we can track him
00:36:37 Your son-in-law's bleeding. We should
00:36:42 I'm too old for this shit too.
00:36:45 Guy's too damn good.
00:36:47 Yeah, he's good. How'd he do that
00:36:50 He took my gun apart with one deft move.
00:36:57 How?
00:37:07 Yeah, okay.
00:37:09 Let's go ask him.
00:41:01 Are you up there?
00:41:03 Are you all right?
00:41:41 Where are you, Riggs?
00:41:43 Will it to me, Riggs!
00:41:47 Where are you?
00:41:49 Will it to me!
00:41:52 Will me, Riggs, will me.
00:41:54 You going to have a baby. Will me,
00:42:05 I hear you, Riggs.
00:42:06 I hear you.
00:42:08 I got you.
00:42:09 I'm coming!
00:43:01 I heard you, Riggs! I heard you!
00:43:04 You willed me to it!
00:43:07 What took you so long?
00:43:09 What took me so long?!
00:43:12 I was knocked down over here!
00:43:14 I couldn't even get up!
00:43:19 Come back here!
00:43:23 Let's go home, man.
00:43:26 Let's get out of here.
00:43:33 I haven't been here enough
00:43:38 I need to talk to you about Lorna.
00:43:44 It's like this.
00:43:49 ...and I love her.
00:43:53 And I want to make her happy.
00:43:57 I'm looking for help here, honey.
00:44:02 I don't know what to do.
00:44:05 Funny talking to you about
00:44:12 You want to get yourself shot?
00:44:17 What the hell are you doing here?
00:44:19 I was tailing you.
00:44:22 Sorry.
00:44:26 I'll leave you alone, okay?
00:44:30 I appreciate it.
00:44:36 When I was a kid...
00:44:37 ...I had a pet frog.
00:44:39 What?
00:44:41 Just give me a second.
00:44:44 I had this pet frog.
00:44:47 He was my best friend in the world.
00:44:50 I didn't have lots of friends.
00:44:52 Matter of fact...
00:44:53 ...I had no friends...
00:44:56 ...and...
00:44:58 ...I used to kiss the frog too.
00:45:01 I thought maybe...
00:45:03 ...it would turn into a princess
00:45:07 ...and it could be...
00:45:09 ...my mother.
00:45:11 They told me that she...
00:45:13 ...left or something.
00:45:15 And my father was no bargain.
00:45:18 And so, just the frog.
00:45:20 Froggy was my friend.
00:45:22 I really loved him and
00:45:25 And I was riding on my bike one day...
00:45:27 ...and he jumped out of the box...
00:45:30 ...and I ran him over
00:45:32 I killed him.
00:45:34 I was really heartbroken. Really.
00:45:38 He was my best friend,
00:45:42 And then I met you...
00:45:44 ...and Roger.
00:45:46 And you guys really looked after me
00:45:50 I'm terrible to you, Leo.
00:45:52 No, no, it's okay.
00:45:54 It's okay.
00:45:56 You're my family...
00:45:58 ...and my friends.
00:46:02 You're not better friends than Froggy.
00:46:09 And...
00:46:12 ...I just thought that maybe
00:46:19 Okay, I'll leave you alone now.
00:46:25 I got a funny f...
00:46:27 What's wrong?!
00:46:28 I'm having a baby.
00:46:30 Lorna beeped me.
00:46:32 Yep, it's Lorna.
00:46:35 - I'll get the car.
00:46:45 You sure picked a strange angel, honey.
00:46:49 But I got the message.
00:46:52 I got the message.
00:47:00 I'll always have this.
00:47:03 Always have you.
00:47:05 In here and here.
00:47:08 Thanks, honey.
00:47:09 I got to go. Bye.
00:47:12 I am not ready to have this baby!
00:47:14 You're as ready as you're going to be.
00:47:17 Fine! Just wheel me in.
00:47:19 My legs are staying closed!
00:47:22 Give me this!
00:47:23 Now, now, ma'am, let go!
00:47:25 I am a police officer!
00:47:35 Are you all right?
00:47:36 - Are you the husband?
00:47:38 Honey, are you all right?
00:47:39 No, I'm not. I said I didn't
00:47:43 I want to be a wife before I'm a mother.
00:47:46 I know you don't want to.
00:47:49 - You said "okay"?
00:47:51 Let's do it. Okay.
00:47:54 He said okay.
00:47:55 - Congratulations.
00:47:58 Oh, my God.
00:48:00 What's that smell?
00:48:02 I was on my way to the toilet
00:48:05 I'm so sorry.
00:48:06 Have a nice baby!
00:48:10 I'm so sorry.
00:48:14 Will you marry me?
00:48:20 You bet I will.
00:48:24 Let's go.
00:48:25 I'm not going! Wait! No, no, wait!
00:48:28 Please, Riggs.
00:48:29 - Get a minister.
00:48:31 Right now. We're getting married.
00:48:34 But we need a license, a blood test...
00:48:36 Before the baby comes!
00:48:37 It's coming now.
00:48:39 Listen, I am getting married
00:48:42 This could be an aspect
00:48:44 This is no goddamn aspect
00:48:48 Honey, everybody, calm down.
00:48:50 Calm down. Calm down. Okay?
00:48:52 - Get a priest, minister, anything.
00:48:54 Leo, go get a priest!
00:48:57 I got it, I got it. Okay, okay.
00:48:59 Pant, pant, blow.
00:49:01 Pant, blow. Come on, pant, blow.
00:49:05 But I want to say "I do."
00:49:07 Here he is. Here he is.
00:49:09 This is Rabbi Gelb.
00:49:11 A rabbi?
00:49:12 You said anything, duh.
00:49:14 He'll do.
00:49:15 For what, I'll do? What?
00:49:17 Marry us.
00:49:18 - Marry you?
00:49:20 - You're Jewish?
00:49:22 - You got a license?
00:49:23 Rabbi, please don't go.
00:49:26 She needs to hear the words
00:49:28 Are you both serious about this?
00:49:32 We're really very serious.
00:49:34 I could do it.
00:49:36 I just want to hear the words.
00:49:38 What the hell. What are your names?
00:49:40 I'm Martin and this is Lorna.
00:49:42 Martin and Lorna.
00:49:45 What am I doing?
00:49:49 Dearly beloved.
00:49:50 Dearly beloved.
00:49:51 Dearly beloved,
00:49:57 Faster, faster!
00:50:00 Martin, will you take
00:50:03 Will you honor, love,
00:50:06 ...until death do you part?
00:50:09 Lorna, will you take Martin
00:50:12 - Etcetera, etcetera. The same thing.
00:50:14 I pronounce you man and wife.
00:50:16 You may kiss the bride.
00:50:18 - All right, let's go.
00:50:21 Hold it! Hold it!
00:50:22 What is...?
00:50:24 I need this! I need this glass!
00:50:27 - No, goddamn it!
00:50:28 What are you doing?!
00:50:30 Talk to the hand, okay?
00:50:33 You know how long it took me
00:50:36 This is unsanitary. What is this?
00:50:40 - Break it.
00:50:42 You got to do this!
00:50:44 - Mazel tov!
00:50:48 Come back here,
00:50:50 Pant, pant, blow, pant.
00:50:52 Leo, please.
00:50:55 Your work is over here now.
00:51:03 Good luck, Lorna, Riggs.
00:51:09 Thanks a lot.
00:51:15 Stick around. Meet the kid.
00:51:17 Good luck, Lorna! Okay, okay.
00:51:25 Here it comes, here it comes.
00:51:29 Here he is.
00:51:31 He's looking right at you.
00:51:39 Rog, look what I found.
00:51:42 - Look at that.
00:51:45 Look at those eyes!
00:51:47 - He looks like his mother.
00:51:50 Murtaugh! Murtaugh!
00:51:54 - No, Butters!
00:51:56 Butters' baby. Better not be Murtaugh.
00:51:58 It's Butters, Butters, Butters.
00:52:01 Look at that baby.
00:52:03 Look at the hair.
00:52:06 That's my baby!
00:52:08 Look at her. You're so cute.
00:52:11 27 people. Nobody thought
00:52:14 Leo, your plastic's flaccid.
00:52:16 These machines take your plastic,
00:52:20 The camera doesn't work.
00:52:22 No, no, please.
00:52:27 What you doing here?
00:52:29 Look at these two babies.
00:52:31 Just a little something from the squad.
00:52:33 Thank you.
00:52:35 - Give me back those captain badges.
00:52:38 Congratulations. You're sergeants
00:52:42 I thought they'd make us president.
00:52:45 By the way, Grandpa,
00:52:47 He went to bat for you with the INS and
00:52:52 All right!
00:52:53 We're taking a picture.
00:52:55 We're going to take a picture.
00:52:57 Get in the picture.
00:53:01 Squeeze together.
00:53:03 Out, out, okay, okay. Out.
00:53:05 I can't. There's not
00:53:10 You got to back up.
00:53:12 I'm taking big steps!
00:53:14 Get this guy to take it.
00:53:15 Doc, do me a favor?
00:53:21 - It's my best man, after all.
00:53:24 Get my grandbaby in it too.
00:53:26 Are you all friends?
00:53:27 No. We're family!
00:53:30 Okay, on 3.
00:53:31 One... two... three