Lethal Weapon

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00:04:38 Surprise!
00:04:41 Happy birthday, Daddy!
00:04:53 Make a wish!
00:04:55 I wish...
00:04:57 Come on, blow them out!
00:05:04 Give me some sugar, girl.
00:05:06 One more candle and
00:05:14 The big 5-0.
00:05:17 You know, your beard's getting gray.
00:05:21 It's all right. I still love you.
00:05:24 Bye, Pa.
00:07:13 - Good morning!
00:07:16 - Where's Rianne?
00:07:20 Good morning.
00:07:22 - That's my bacon!
00:07:25 Don't you close doors around here?
00:07:27 Baby, what's this on my tie?
00:07:30 That is an ugly spot.
00:07:32 Thanks. Sharp as a tack.
00:07:35 I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy!
00:07:37 Just don't take any questions
00:07:44 Don't step in the egg!
00:07:48 What am I thinking? I should have
00:07:53 Do you know a man named
00:07:59 Jesus! Michael Hunsaker!
00:08:02 - What did he want?
00:08:04 He's tried to reach you
00:08:06 I haven't talked to him in...
00:08:10 ...12 years!
00:08:12 Wait a minute.
00:08:14 That would make me...
00:08:16 ...50!
00:08:18 That means that you're...
00:08:21 We're not gonna discuss that.
00:08:23 Forget the eggs.
00:08:27 - Roger?
00:08:28 How come I never heard
00:08:31 Just never talked about him.
00:08:33 Vietnam buddy?
00:08:35 Eat your own cake.
00:08:39 Nick and the kids left without me.
00:08:40 He left without you? Come on,
00:08:44 This is my New Year's Eve dress.
00:08:48 It's beautiful.
00:08:51 Have a good birthday.
00:09:02 Goddamn heartbreaker!
00:10:17 I'll buy you a new one.
00:11:11 Perfect.
00:11:13 Happy 50th, Rog.
00:11:28 4-King-3-2
00:11:48 Everybody down!
00:11:51 Get down!
00:11:56 Look who's here.
00:12:04 - What do you got here?
00:12:06 - What's he doing?
00:12:10 The guy's a nut. He's still inside,
00:12:13 - You got SWAT team coming in?
00:12:16 Well, I'll see you around.
00:12:18 Let me through, let me through!
00:12:25 Nine years old.
00:12:28 Nine?
00:12:31 - How good a shot is this guy?
00:12:33 Does he shoot at random?
00:12:37 - At random.
00:12:39 - Automatic and loud.
00:12:41 Not that we know of.
00:12:43 Where you going?
00:12:45 Riggs.
00:12:47 Get the hell back here.
00:12:52 Get down!
00:12:57 What are you, crazy?
00:13:02 Get out of here!
00:13:09 Mr. Sniper, sir!
00:13:11 Get away!
00:13:25 I'm still here, asshole!
00:13:29 Or do you only do kids?
00:13:31 Shut up!
00:13:47 Come on, move, move!
00:13:51 Clear the area!
00:13:57 You're one psycho son of a bitch...
00:13:59 ...but you're good.
00:14:37 Happy birthday, Rog!
00:14:48 We got a hooker.
00:14:50 No, it's Dixie. Would you please
00:14:54 You bozos, lay off.
00:14:55 Had a jumper here last night.
00:14:58 Got her statement, send her home.
00:15:00 Thanks. I'm beat.
00:15:04 All dressed up, no one to blow.
00:15:06 You're hilarious!
00:15:09 The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker.
00:15:13 Age 22.
00:15:15 Prostitute. One arrest,
00:15:19 - Parents...
00:15:22 The parents.
00:15:25 Michael and Claire.
00:15:28 You know them?
00:15:30 Find out who bought it,
00:15:33 - That will take some looking into.
00:16:03 Hello, honey.
00:16:05 Give me the number
00:16:08 The man we talked about?
00:16:11 - You just mentioned him this morning.
00:16:14 His daughter just dove out the window.
00:16:22 I got it.
00:16:42 Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?
00:16:47 - Yeah, that's good.
00:16:51 Let's do it. How much?
00:16:53 How much for how much?
00:16:55 For all of it.
00:16:56 - You want it all? He wants it all.
00:17:00 - All right!
00:17:04 You want a tree?
00:17:05 I'll tell you what.
00:17:07 I'll give you the best tree
00:17:11 But the shit's gonna cost you...
00:17:14 ...100.
00:17:15 That much?
00:17:16 That's a fair price.
00:17:20 You only live once.
00:17:22 Get this together here.
00:17:25 20, 40...
00:17:27 ...60, 70...
00:17:29 - What the fuck?
00:17:33 Shut up, I'm losing count.
00:17:35 93, 94, 95, 96...
00:17:38 Forget it, dumbshit!
00:17:40 One hundred thousand!
00:17:41 One hundred thousand dollars!
00:17:44 - Did you hear what he said?
00:17:47 I can't afford that. Not on my salary.
00:17:52 Let me say I take the whole stash
00:17:58 ...and you assholes go to jail.
00:18:02 I could read you your rights, but you
00:18:10 This badge ain't real.
00:18:12 You ain't real.
00:18:14 You sure are a crazy son of a bitch.
00:18:19 I'm crazy?
00:18:21 You think I am crazy?
00:18:23 I'll show you crazy.
00:18:28 That's a real badge, I'm a real cop
00:18:33 Okay, pal.
00:18:34 Noses in the dirt, assholes!
00:18:48 Where's your buddy?
00:18:53 What do you got?
00:18:54 Three down and one loose.
00:18:58 Okay, let's go.
00:19:01 Freeze! Give me the gun! Up, up!
00:19:05 How's it feel, sucker?
00:19:08 Shoot him!
00:19:09 Drop it!
00:19:10 Shoot him! Shoot him!
00:19:12 - Shut the fuck up!
00:19:16 Shoot him!
00:19:18 Shoot me, shoot me.
00:19:20 Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
00:19:23 - I warn you! I'm gonna shoot you!
00:19:26 Shut the fuck up! Shut up!
00:19:28 Shoot me! Shoot him!
00:19:38 Get him out of there.
00:19:41 It ain't worth it.
00:20:00 Thanks.
00:20:03 Come on, Sam. Attaboy, attaboy.
00:20:05 Hey, guys.
00:20:09 Up you go, Sam. Come on.
00:20:15 How you been there, Sam?
00:20:17 Been catching mice today?
00:20:19 What kind of a day did you have?
00:20:21 You haven't been doing anything,
00:20:24 I'll get you a sandwich...
00:20:26 ...because that's all there is.
00:20:30 Beer for me.
00:20:33 Looks like turkey.
00:20:35 I got us a surprise here.
00:20:37 13-inch color TV set.
00:20:39 We can watch reruns
00:20:43 Hey, wait up already!
00:23:11 Merry Christmas!
00:23:13 Deck the halls!
00:23:16 Joyous Yuletide!
00:23:41 I miss you...
00:23:46 ...Victoria Lynn.
00:24:01 That's silly, isn't it?
00:24:09 I'll see you later.
00:24:13 I'll see you much later.
00:24:21 Once more with feeling, on three.
00:24:24 Damn it, Cooley. Do it on three,
00:24:33 Silent night
00:24:37 Are you telling me
00:24:40 Sure. He wants the cash.
00:24:43 That's a very dangerous
00:24:46 May I remind you, his wife of 11 years
00:24:51 - He pulls his gun when he shouldn't.
00:24:54 - Not enough.
00:24:56 He's on the edge. I'm telling you,
00:25:00 That's a bunch of psych bullshit.
00:25:02 You're making a mistake
00:25:05 The man is suicidal.
00:25:07 You're sure of that diagnosis?
00:25:10 There are no absolutes in life.
00:25:12 End of discussion.
00:25:15 If he offs himself,
00:25:18 You're making a mistake.
00:25:20 Excuse me.
00:25:29 Asshole!
00:25:31 Roger, you're way behind the times.
00:25:34 The guys in the '80s aren't tough.
00:25:38 They show emotions around women
00:25:43 I think I'm an '80s man.
00:25:44 How you figure?
00:25:46 Last night...
00:25:48 ...I cried in bed. How's that?
00:25:53 Were you with a woman?
00:25:55 I was alone. Why do you think
00:25:59 Sounds like an '80s man to me.
00:26:02 - News on the Hunsaker case.
00:26:04 So was the autopsy.
00:26:08 Surprise, surprise. The coroner
00:26:13 Brilliant detective work.
00:26:15 There were pills all over.
00:26:17 Right. That's not the surprise.
00:26:20 Surprise is, someone doctored
00:26:23 Every capsule was loaded with drain
00:26:27 This case stinks.
00:26:28 You know, you looked
00:26:32 Thanks, captain.
00:26:36 You shaved the beard.
00:26:37 Some detective.
00:26:39 - Two more things.
00:26:41 The condition
00:26:44 ...someone else was in bed
00:26:47 What's "B"?
00:26:48 "B" is, I'm to tell you you're
00:26:52 Partner again?
00:26:53 Some cat on loan from Dope.
00:26:57 Perfect.
00:27:01 Gun!
00:27:08 Rog, meet your new partner.
00:27:14 I'm too old for this shit.
00:27:21 There are those
00:27:24 I try.
00:27:26 I heard about your little
00:27:32 I pulled your file.
00:27:34 Said you worked in the Phoenix
00:27:38 Assassination stuff.
00:27:42 What is?
00:27:43 The war.
00:27:45 Yes, I know.
00:27:47 Just thought I'd remind you.
00:27:50 That's some serious shit you carry.
00:27:54 Be my guest.
00:28:01 .9 mm Beretta. Takes 15 in the mag,
00:28:05 ...wide ejection port, no feed jams.
00:28:09 What you got?
00:28:10 Four-inch Smith.
00:28:13 Six-shooter?
00:28:16 A lot of old-timers carry those.
00:28:22 File also said you're heavy
00:28:24 Tai chi and all that killer stuff.
00:28:28 I suppose we have to register you
00:28:32 Let's just cut the shit.
00:28:36 Everybody thinks I'm suicidal,
00:28:41 Or they think I'm faking
00:28:44 ...so nobody wants to work with me.
00:28:48 Guess what?
00:28:49 - I don't wanna work with you.
00:28:52 Ain't got no choice.
00:28:56 Terrific.
00:29:02 God hates me, that's what it is.
00:29:04 Hate Him back. It works for me.
00:29:25 - Good afternoon, Mr. Mendez.
00:29:27 Did you pat him down?
00:29:29 - We went through this act already.
00:29:32 Who are you?
00:29:33 That's hardly important,
00:29:37 Let's go.
00:29:38 Great, swell. Mr. Joshua, huh?
00:29:45 General, Mr. Mendez is here.
00:29:51 You call this music? I can get
00:29:55 I don't wanna hear any of this shit.
00:30:01 Mr. Mendez, how are you?
00:30:03 I'm fine.
00:30:05 Where did you get him?
00:30:08 I don't think you're funny.
00:30:09 I don't think this whole
00:30:12 You're using mercenaries.
00:30:15 You're not wrong.
00:30:17 You expect me to trust these bozos?
00:30:19 My people are loyal.
00:30:22 Bullshit.
00:30:24 Do you smoke?
00:30:25 What does that got to do
00:30:28 Do you smoke?!
00:30:31 Give me your lighter.
00:30:32 - My lighter?
00:30:35 Okay. Right here.
00:30:37 Here. Take it.
00:30:38 What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
00:30:41 Shut your mouth!
00:30:42 Shut up!
00:30:45 And don't move.
00:30:50 Mr. Joshua, your left arm, please.
00:31:01 Hey, you guys are fucking gone.
00:31:06 Jesus Christ, man!
00:31:09 You guys are fucking
00:31:17 Have Endo look at that, Mr. Joshua.
00:31:21 Yes, sir.
00:31:24 You wish to do business with us, yes?
00:31:26 Jesus Christ!
00:31:28 You wish to make a purchase, yes?
00:31:31 Yes, yes! Jesus Christ, yes.
00:31:36 You guys are out there like
00:31:40 The heroin will be here Friday night.
00:31:44 Have the money ready, and no tricks.
00:31:46 If you try anything,
00:31:51 Yeah, right. Joshua. I got you.
00:31:54 Merry Christmas.
00:31:56 Yeah, right. You too, pal.
00:32:11 Mike...
00:32:13 ...the autopsy report showed
00:32:19 Even if she hadn't jumped,
00:32:23 - She was murdered.
00:32:30 Jesus!
00:32:36 I can't take this.
00:32:43 Why did you try
00:32:49 I heard that you were...
00:32:52 Somebody told me
00:32:57 I thought maybe you could
00:33:00 Get her out of what?
00:33:04 Get her out of the stuff she was into.
00:33:09 ...videotapes.
00:33:13 Pornographic...
00:33:15 ...videotapes.
00:33:18 I thought maybe you could just
00:33:36 Easy, Mike.
00:33:44 You owe me, Roger.
00:33:47 Remember?
00:33:55 I remember.
00:33:57 I want you to find whoever's
00:34:02 ...however many of them there are.
00:34:07 I know you can do it.
00:34:11 I'm a police officer.
00:34:13 I don't give a shit
00:34:16 Kill them! Just kill them!
00:34:19 Wait. Wait, Rog.
00:34:21 Come on. You find them
00:34:24 You can do that. You owe me.
00:34:31 Yeah, I owe you.
00:34:34 Gotta go, man.
00:34:44 What did he mean
00:34:47 We served together in 1965.
00:34:49 La Drang Valley. Saved my life.
00:34:53 - That was nice of him.
00:34:56 - Want me to drive?
00:35:00 Anybody who drives
00:35:02 All units, possible jumper
00:35:07 7- A-21, handle code 2.
00:35:11 - All units, come in, please.
00:35:14 - What's the number of your car?
00:35:17 3-William-56 en route.
00:35:21 Copy.
00:35:26 Hey, boss, can we put the sirens on?
00:35:43 Guys, I'm glad you're here.
00:35:45 - Where's the psychologist?
00:35:47 Who is this guy?
00:35:49 Salesman named McCleary. He was at
00:35:53 - You think he'll go?
00:35:57 - I can handle this.
00:35:59 - I've done it before.
00:36:03 - No guns, no jujitsu. Bring him down.
00:36:06 10-4.
00:36:24 - Who are you?
00:36:26 Yes, sir.
00:36:40 Merry Christmas.
00:36:42 Leave me alone!
00:36:45 Why you doing this?
00:36:46 None of your damn business!
00:36:48 Fair enough.
00:36:50 Look, I'm just gonna
00:36:53 No, don't!
00:36:58 Take it easy, for chrissake!
00:37:00 I don't like this
00:37:03 I can't stand heights.
00:37:05 This makes me dizzy.
00:37:06 Just give me a chance
00:37:12 I'm gonna stand
00:37:14 Don't go. Not out on the ledge.
00:37:18 You're not the first guy
00:37:21 A lot of people got problems
00:37:25 - You know shit!
00:37:28 You know nothing! Don't touch me!
00:37:30 - Easy.
00:37:32 I know that. It's not like
00:37:36 - That's right!
00:37:38 The only one I hurt is me! Me!
00:37:41 That's right.
00:37:43 - Okay, now. Come on.
00:37:46 Give me a break.
00:37:49 I gotta make it look
00:37:53 Come on.
00:37:55 I'm just gonna stand here
00:37:59 You won't try nothing?
00:38:02 I'm square with you.
00:38:05 You think I want to fall off?
00:38:10 All right.
00:38:12 Here, you want a cigarette?
00:38:17 Go on, take it.
00:38:18 Take our time and both die of cancer.
00:38:31 I'd hate you to leave without me.
00:38:35 What are you doing?
00:38:37 See this key?
00:38:39 Bye-bye!
00:38:40 You're crazy!
00:38:41 You can jump, but you'd be taking me
00:38:46 - Bastard!
00:38:48 I'd be killing a psycho nut cop!
00:38:50 But I'm still a cop.
00:38:52 - I'm jumping!
00:38:55 Do you wanna? Well, then
00:38:59 Let's do it, asshole.
00:39:01 I want to do it.
00:39:16 Shit!
00:39:24 Let's go again!
00:39:26 Come on, it was great.
00:39:30 Help me! Help me loose!
00:39:33 He's trying to kill me!
00:39:35 Did you see that?
00:39:39 Those are my cuffs.
00:39:41 - Don't you touch me!
00:39:44 I controlled the jump!
00:39:48 - Come here!
00:39:49 Here with me!
00:40:02 Get in here!
00:40:08 Okay, no bullshit!
00:40:12 Shut up! Yes or no?
00:40:15 - I got the job done!
00:40:19 What do you want to hear, man?
00:40:21 That sometimes I think about
00:40:25 Well, I do!
00:40:27 I got a special one for the occasion
00:40:30 Make sure it blows the back of
00:40:34 Every single day I wake up,
00:40:38 Every single day.
00:40:40 And you know why I don't?
00:40:44 The job. Doing the job.
00:40:47 - You want to die!
00:40:51 Here, take my gun. Don't nibble
00:40:55 Be my guest!
00:40:58 You shouldn't tempt me.
00:41:00 In your mouth. Bullet may go
00:41:04 Under the chin's just as good!
00:41:24 You're not trying
00:41:29 You really are crazy.
00:41:35 I'm hungry. I'm gonna go
00:41:50 I don't know. He's hurting.
00:41:52 He's in pain. There's something
00:41:55 He's on the edge. I think Riggs has
00:42:00 Terrific. So you're
00:42:05 I think you should worry.
00:42:07 When he goes,
00:42:10 Thank you, doctor.
00:42:13 You're welcome.
00:42:19 I'm too old for this shit.
00:42:24 You hungry?
00:42:26 No! I'm not hungry.
00:42:28 - Want me to drive?
00:42:31 - You get in that side!
00:42:41 You get a bad personal call?
00:42:42 What is it?
00:42:46 Don't worry.
00:42:55 Fifty years old. What a birthday.
00:42:59 Been on the force 20 years,
00:43:02 Got a wife, kids, house, fishing boat.
00:43:06 ...because my new partner
00:43:09 My life is over.
00:43:11 Would you just shut up here!
00:43:12 Why are you talking to me anyway?
00:43:17 I was driving before you were
00:43:26 - I didn't know.
00:43:27 That it was your birthday today.
00:43:30 It was yesterday.
00:43:33 Well, happy birthday for yesterday.
00:43:39 Sincerely. Happy birthday, man.
00:43:41 Thanks.
00:43:45 Maybe we'll stay alive long enough
00:43:51 Don't thank me now.
00:43:53 It's the least I can do after
00:44:10 Are you gonna tell me
00:44:13 We're together on this.
00:44:16 Beverly Hills. We got an address
00:44:20 Remember, he's not a suspect yet.
00:44:23 So we question him, not damage him.
00:44:26 I won't hurt.
00:44:28 Let me do all the talking.
00:44:30 Experience counts here.
00:44:35 - You're not gonna smoke in the car.
00:44:39 Does this bother you?
00:44:42 It bothers me.
00:44:43 - Does it?
00:44:46 How about I open a window?
00:44:48 That's not the point.
00:44:49 I have to watch out for my lungs,
00:44:54 4241 coming up.
00:44:56 Bingo.
00:44:59 - Do we have a warrant?
00:45:03 Didn't take them long, huh?
00:45:09 Hey, guys, go on in!
00:45:12 - Thank you.
00:45:16 Don't need a warrant
00:45:20 I saw this place on
00:45:34 Get the door.
00:45:47 Nice and easy.
00:45:52 - Looks like the Garden of Eden.
00:45:57 Paradise.
00:46:01 Isn't that sweet?
00:46:03 I'm thinking probable cause.
00:46:18 Get the girls!
00:46:21 Okay, asshole!
00:46:23 Move! Come on! Get out!
00:46:25 Fast! Move!
00:46:28 Get your hands on that tree
00:46:31 Hands in front of you!
00:46:33 - My leg, man!
00:46:37 Got them!
00:46:41 Show me your hands!
00:46:43 Right now!
00:46:45 Put your hands out there!
00:46:52 See how easy that was?
00:46:54 Boom! Still alive.
00:46:58 Because I didn't kill him
00:47:01 The building guy lived.
00:47:03 The point being, no killing.
00:47:04 - No killing, right.
00:47:07 Piece of cake. Now I'm happy.
00:47:09 Read him his rights.
00:47:14 He's got a gun!
00:47:59 You ever met anybody you didn't kill?
00:48:05 Well, I haven't killed you yet.
00:48:10 Don't do me no favors.
00:48:12 Don't you worry.
00:48:25 The coroner gave the body
00:48:31 I guess we can get out of here.
00:48:38 I'm sorry about that shit
00:48:43 You saved my life. Thank you.
00:48:52 I bet that hurt to say.
00:48:56 You'll never know.
00:48:58 Let's get a bite to eat.
00:49:00 Get my shoes on.
00:49:13 - Mom, Rog is coming.
00:49:25 Here's my little welcoming committee!
00:49:29 - Come on, Daddy.
00:49:33 Home, both of you. Dinnertime.
00:49:36 How are you doing?
00:49:38 I am doing all right.
00:49:40 Is that a crook?
00:49:42 No, this is my new partner, Martin.
00:49:45 - What's your name?
00:49:49 I'm glad you're home
00:49:51 Well, I try to be a sensible dad.
00:49:54 - Come on in, Martin.
00:49:56 Yeah, close the door.
00:49:59 Hello, Nick. Get your legs
00:50:05 How you doing? Is Mommy in
00:50:14 Hello, baby!
00:50:17 I'd like you to meet
00:50:20 - Martin Riggs.
00:50:22 - This is my wife, Trish.
00:50:25 Martin's gonna join us for dinner.
00:50:28 - Roast okay with you?
00:50:31 We'll see what's for dinner.
00:50:34 This is a brown, sticky...
00:50:38 It's roast.
00:50:39 How's a brown, roast-like substance?
00:50:42 - Roger, you're being an asshole.
00:50:45 - Want a drink?
00:50:47 We have Canadian Mist...
00:50:50 - You like Canadian Mist?
00:50:56 How come we didn't have fish?
00:50:59 Don't worry about the fish.
00:51:01 Getting defensive...
00:51:03 Not since I was a kid.
00:51:08 All I caught was a cold.
00:51:12 I got that boat out there.
00:51:14 Rianne, get the dessert.
00:51:17 Rianne! Your mother said
00:51:20 - Get the dessert.
00:51:24 Catalina Island.
00:51:25 Nothing exciting, but I catch
00:51:29 You can catch a few things out there.
00:51:34 Nice fishing out there.
00:51:36 Mr. Riggs, want a tart?
00:51:38 Thank you, yes.
00:51:42 Mr. Riggs.
00:51:44 Sit down.
00:51:46 Rianne, it's not the first time
00:51:49 Could've fooled me.
00:51:55 My name is Carrie, I'm no fairy
00:51:59 She's in love
00:52:03 Nicholas!
00:52:04 Come on. It was really good!
00:52:07 Yeah, Dad! Why don't you try it?
00:52:10 It was good.
00:52:13 Yeah, there you go.
00:52:15 I'm gonna find a partner
00:52:18 And I need to be "modger"
00:52:22 You need some help.
00:52:24 I am awful.
00:52:39 Hey, sarge! Thanks for
00:52:44 But, honey,
00:52:50 What do you think?
00:52:52 It's nice. You know
00:52:55 - I know how much they cost.
00:52:59 What's wrong with you?
00:53:02 That's what I thought.
00:53:03 There's no trick to it.
00:53:05 That's the front, that's the back,
00:53:09 Why you gotta make things
00:53:14 Thanks.
00:53:15 I don't. Things get complicated
00:53:19 You mean Amanda Hunsaker's
00:53:22 Did I mention that? I didn't.
00:53:25 Didn't have to.
00:53:29 What's the matter with you?
00:53:32 - Why is there a problem?
00:53:34 You got one dead girl,
00:53:37 The guy kills the girl.
00:53:39 We kill him because
00:53:42 That's easy for you to say.
00:53:45 A sugar daddy is dealing drugs.
00:53:47 She said, did or saw something
00:53:51 He pitches her off the balcony
00:53:55 That's why he came at us
00:53:58 I'm sorry. It's just a little too
00:54:02 Of course it's neat.
00:54:07 By neat, you mean simple.
00:54:12 - You okay?
00:54:15 What button did you push?
00:54:17 What you doing?
00:54:21 Is this what you're
00:54:23 You asshole!
00:54:25 Didn't mean to interrupt
00:54:29 What is it?
00:54:30 Mark asked me
00:54:32 - You're grounded. You know that.
00:54:36 Which one is Mark?
00:54:37 - The blond one.
00:54:40 Those are dimples.
00:54:42 Pits. When he smiles, I can see
00:54:46 Rog, have a heart.
00:54:48 Hey, buddy. She smoked pot
00:54:51 Why can I have a beer,
00:54:55 It's not coke.
00:54:57 I'll tell you why.
00:55:01 ...beer is legal, grass ain't.
00:55:05 It's wrong.
00:55:06 Right.
00:55:13 They sit there drinking six-packs,
00:55:17 I'm gonna go home.
00:55:19 Did we resolve anything here tonight?
00:55:22 Yeah, we resolved plenty.
00:55:25 We resolved that your wife
00:55:28 ...your daughter smokes grass
00:55:32 ...and you don't know
00:55:40 You got a hell of a nice family there.
00:55:42 Thank you.
00:55:44 I enjoyed the meal. Thanks a lot.
00:55:46 Bullshit. But thanks anyway.
00:55:56 You don't trust me, do you?
00:55:59 I tell you what.
00:56:01 You make it through tomorrow
00:56:04 ...especially me or yourself,
00:56:10 Fair enough.
00:56:17 I do it real good.
00:56:19 Do what?
00:56:23 When I was 19, I did a guy
00:56:28 A rifle shot in high wind.
00:56:33 Maybe eight...
00:56:35 ...or even 10 guys in the world
00:56:42 It's the only thing
00:56:48 See you tomorrow.
00:56:50 Yeah, I'll see you.
00:56:59 You really like my wife's cooking?
00:57:08 No.
00:57:10 See you tomorrow.
00:57:57 Looking for something?
00:57:58 Aren't we all?
00:58:00 You affiliated with
00:58:02 No. Get in the car.
00:58:10 How old are you?
00:58:12 - Twenty-two.
00:58:14 - You like them younger?
00:58:17 Sixteen.
00:58:23 A hundred bucks.
00:58:26 Well, I want you to come home
00:58:31 That's all?
00:58:32 Yeah. Three Stooges are on
00:58:36 - Are you serious?
00:58:56 Get out of there, Burbank.
00:59:18 This is cute.
00:59:24 What have we got here?
01:00:20 Here's Amanda.
01:00:22 Don't be shy.
01:01:04 Morning, Roger.
01:01:07 I've been doing a lot of thinking
01:01:13 - How'd you get in?
01:01:15 - What time is it?
01:01:17 The night Amanda Hunsaker died, she...
01:01:21 What was the name of that hooker
00:00:06 I'll get a shower.
00:00:07 What was the name of the hooker
00:00:11 - Century City isn't her usual turf.
00:00:14 Give me that cup.
00:00:22 Someone was in bed with Amanda
00:00:26 Up till now,
00:00:28 Suppose it was Dixie.
00:00:30 Disgusting, but okay. Let's say Dixie
00:00:34 Say someone paid her to do it.
00:00:36 Sure. She thinks, "Amanda swallows
00:00:40 Then Dixie...
00:00:41 If it was her.
00:00:43 If it was her.
00:00:44 She's got plenty of time
00:00:48 Except Amanda jumps out the window.
00:00:50 Or Dixie pushes her.
00:00:53 She has to make a quick exit
00:00:56 So she hauls ass downstairs.
00:00:57 People are saying, "What happened?"
00:01:00 Somebody spots her,
00:01:02 That's right, she stops
00:01:05 The point being that now
00:01:08 That's right.
00:01:10 So she grabs the nearest flatfoot...
00:01:12 ...and says, "Officer,
00:01:16 Right.
00:01:21 That's pretty fucking thin.
00:01:23 That's very thin.
00:01:24 Thin's my middle name.
00:01:26 Your wife's cooking,
00:01:30 - What?
00:01:32 Those remarks won't get you
00:01:36 My luck's changing
00:01:41 All right, baby, come to Roger.
00:01:46 Center mass.
00:01:48 Center mass.
00:01:53 Read them and weep.
00:01:58 You sleep with that thing
00:02:01 I would if I slept.
00:02:03 Step back, baby. Let me show
00:02:07 Just warming up, just warming up.
00:02:17 Watch carefully.
00:02:32 Hey! Look at that, will you?
00:02:36 Step aside, old man.
00:03:35 Have a nice day.
00:03:42 Shit!
00:03:47 Uh-oh! The policemen are here!
00:03:50 Yeah, you're right.
00:03:59 - How you doing?
00:04:01 Are you gonna bust Dixie?
00:04:04 We're just going over there
00:04:07 We're going over to have breakfast.
00:04:09 You're gonna bust Dixie!
00:04:12 You're gonna bust Dixie!
00:04:20 - Like I said, thin.
00:04:36 Did you see that?
00:04:42 What are you, a fag?
00:04:44 Your coat's on fire!
00:04:50 - Probably nothing.
00:04:56 You guys okay?
00:04:59 3-William-56.
00:05:01 We got a fire and explosion
00:05:04 Request ambulance and fire department.
00:05:08 Do it again! Do it again!
00:05:10 - Give me a break, guys.
00:05:13 Do you think Dixie was home?
00:05:27 What you got?
00:05:30 Part of the device.
00:05:31 This is artwork.
00:05:33 - Glad you like it...
00:05:36 I haven't seen anything
00:05:39 Come again?
00:05:40 The CIA used to hire mercs.
00:05:44 Mercury switches, gaflooey!
00:05:48 We got something.
00:06:01 Here it is.
00:06:05 ...one saw a guy checking the meter.
00:06:07 - Where?
00:06:09 He was playing under the porch.
00:06:14 - It could be a break.
00:06:17 If that.
00:06:18 - You call the gas company?
00:06:21 No one's supposed to check
00:06:26 - Let me handle this.
00:06:29 Here's the little fellow
00:06:32 My name is Detective Murtaugh.
00:06:36 - Don't tell him your name.
00:06:39 You won't see your mom.
00:06:41 It's all right. I won't put you
00:06:45 - Don't tell him, Alfred.
00:06:48 This is Alfred! Hey, meet Alfred.
00:06:52 Alfred, hi! How old are you?
00:06:55 Six.
00:06:56 Six years old.
00:07:00 Is that a real gun?
00:07:02 Yeah, this is a real gun.
00:07:05 Do you kill people?
00:07:06 No. If some guy is hurting someone,
00:07:11 ...just to stop him.
00:07:12 Mama says policemen shoot black people.
00:07:15 - Is it true?
00:07:17 Is that true?
00:07:21 Maybe we ought to get
00:07:24 Ice cream.
00:07:26 You like ice cream?
00:07:33 No, not you, Alfred.
00:07:40 The man you saw,
00:07:44 - I saw him.
00:07:47 Picture him in your head.
00:07:52 ...and think what he looks like.
00:07:54 Got it?
00:07:56 Can you draw him?
00:07:59 Give me some drawing paper
00:08:02 - This is good.
00:08:05 - We'll put out an APB on Big Bird.
00:08:08 "All units.
00:08:10 You're hilarious, Martin.
00:08:14 Tell me what he looks like.
00:08:17 Was he black?
00:08:19 Was he white?
00:08:21 Oh, he was white. Okay.
00:08:23 Was he tall?
00:08:25 Tall like me?
00:08:27 What color was his hair? Brown?
00:08:30 Black?
00:08:32 Blond?
00:08:34 His hair was blond.
00:08:37 What did he have on?
00:08:40 It was paint.
00:08:42 Pained?
00:08:44 I don't know.
00:08:47 Painted?
00:08:49 Painted. A tattoo?
00:08:53 Like Popeye?
00:08:57 It was that.
00:09:01 Like that?
00:09:03 Exactly like that?
00:09:06 I saw it good. This is it.
00:09:09 I remember.
00:09:11 Are you sure?
00:09:12 It had a knife, even.
00:09:25 Roger, that's a Special Forces tattoo.
00:09:29 Really?
00:09:32 A Special Forces tattoo,
00:09:39 What the hell
00:09:45 I wonder if there's an opening
00:09:58 Wanna tell me about it?
00:10:00 - About what?
00:10:03 Your daughter wasn't killed
00:10:07 She was killed
00:10:10 Stop me if I'm wrong.
00:10:13 I don't know
00:10:16 Keep your hands away
00:10:20 Take it easy.
00:10:21 Fuck easy.
00:10:25 When you called me the other day,
00:10:29 Blow the whistle on what?
00:10:31 You were gonna spill your guts,
00:10:34 Tell me if I'm wrong.
00:10:37 They killed your daughter.
00:10:39 They paid off a hooker
00:10:43 Chrissake!
00:10:45 - She'll be protected.
00:10:49 Acquaint me with them.
00:10:54 It goes back to the war.
00:10:59 I worked with a group called
00:11:06 They secretly ran
00:11:09 I was with a special unit called
00:11:14 When Charlie brought in heroin
00:11:17 ...Shadow Company burned
00:11:21 We killed everybody.
00:11:28 We also formed a plan.
00:11:30 Keep talking.
00:11:37 A couple of years ago,
00:11:41 The war was over.
00:11:44 But we still had our sources in Asia.
00:11:48 We've been bringing it in ever since.
00:11:50 Bringing in what?
00:11:52 Heroin.
00:11:54 Two major shipments a year.
00:12:00 It's all run by ex-CIA.
00:12:03 Soldiers, mercs.
00:12:06 You son of a bitch!
00:12:08 If you were getting cold feet, why did
00:12:12 - They can't kill me. They need me.
00:12:15 My company, the bank.
00:12:17 Makes everything look great
00:12:23 This is big business, Roger.
00:12:31 Not anymore.
00:12:33 I'm gonna burn it down.
00:12:36 You can't. It's too big.
00:12:38 These people are trained,
00:12:41 I wanna know about your next shipment:
00:12:46 I can't tell you that, Roger.
00:12:49 I've got another daughter.
00:12:52 I am in this too deep.
00:13:13 Heroin. You got off easy,
00:13:38 You through?
00:13:39 I haven't even started.
00:13:41 General McAllister, this is
00:13:46 - You've accomplished your mission?
00:13:49 Mr. Hunsaker is dead, sir.
00:13:51 I'm afraid, however,
00:13:55 What is it? Explain.
00:13:56 Hunsaker spoke to the police, sir.
00:13:59 - Are they dead?
00:14:02 Very disappointing. So the police
00:14:06 That is correct, sir.
00:14:09 Joshua, it's time
00:14:11 Come on home.
00:14:31 What's a nice Irish girl
00:14:34 I'm looking for a guy,
00:14:37 - Never seen her.
00:14:41 - Sure. Why?
00:14:44 Don't worry, I won't drag
00:15:14 You wore your vest.
00:15:16 That was smart, kid. Come on.
00:15:21 Hold on! I'm on your side.
00:15:26 - Son of a bitch, that hurts!
00:15:28 I'm pissed, Roger! Now I'm pissed.
00:15:32 Oh, Christ!
00:15:35 Two inches higher,
00:15:37 Two inches lower,
00:15:40 I bet you'd sound nice too.
00:15:44 - Where's my gun?
00:15:46 Thanks.
00:15:49 Oh, shit! Roger!
00:15:51 The guy who shot me...
00:15:54 The same albino jackrabbit
00:15:58 You sure?
00:15:59 I'm sure, man.
00:16:02 I got an idea.
00:16:04 We get two first-class tickets
00:16:08 Come on, be serious.
00:16:11 What else?
00:16:12 We bury the fuckers.
00:16:15 We do this right, we get famous.
00:16:20 With our luck, we'll do
00:16:23 Bullshit! We got the edge.
00:16:26 Roger, they think I'm dead.
00:16:36 Brilliant.
00:16:40 Brilliant shit!
00:16:44 - 3-William-56. Over.
00:16:46 He was at Hunsaker's place.
00:16:50 Get someone else to do it, okay?
00:16:52 Captain says give it to you.
00:16:57 Yeah, sure. He's probably
00:17:01 How'd you know that, sarge?
00:17:05 - Get in here!
00:17:07 Trouble.
00:17:12 I feel they just gave a description
00:17:43 Let's be dark and quiet.
00:18:09 One, two...
00:18:27 The bastards got my daughter.
00:18:41 What is it?
00:18:42 Nothing.
00:18:43 - What is it?!
00:18:45 Get back in your room.
00:19:05 You have a beautiful daughter.
00:19:07 I'd stick by the phone
00:19:17 They got my kid.
00:19:20 Bastards took my baby.
00:19:46 Sgt. McCaskey, pick up line three.
00:19:49 Homicide, McCaskey speaking.
00:19:51 This is KCOP news.
00:19:53 We heard an officer was shot tonight.
00:19:57 Sgt. Martin Riggs was shot and killed.
00:20:01 We'll send somebody right over.
00:20:08 Bingo! Riggs is out of the picture.
00:20:11 I want Murtaugh taken alive.
00:20:13 He may not talk.
00:20:16 We have his little girl.
00:20:34 You know they're gonna kill her,
00:20:40 And if you want her back, you'll
00:20:45 I know.
00:20:51 We do this my way.
00:20:56 Get as many as you can.
00:21:00 I won't miss.
00:21:04 We're gonna get bloody on this one.
00:21:11 Are you really crazy?
00:21:16 Or are you as good
00:21:20 You're gonna have to trust me.
00:21:26 Here we go.
00:21:34 We don't want your daughter.
00:21:38 Dry lake. Victorville.
00:24:47 Murtaugh!
00:24:49 Yes, that's right.
00:24:51 Show me my daughter!
00:24:53 Let me see her,
00:25:03 He wants to see the girl.
00:25:05 Get out.
00:25:12 Daddy!
00:25:14 Okay, baby! I'm here.
00:25:16 Okay, it's all right.
00:25:18 Simple exchange.
00:25:21 You come with us,
00:25:25 Let her go now.
00:25:28 As I say, take your hands
00:25:32 Sure thing, pal.
00:25:37 It's alive.
00:25:41 Let her go now, or we all die.
00:25:45 Take him!
00:25:46 He has a grenade!
00:25:47 He's bluffing!
00:25:51 If she's gonna die...
00:25:53 ...she's gonna die with me.
00:26:01 Come on, Roger, get out of the way.
00:26:06 Put the pin back in.
00:26:08 Officer Murtaugh, don't be foolish.
00:26:12 Your left. Move to your left.
00:26:19 Look at the firepower.
00:26:23 Put the pin back in the grenade.
00:26:26 If you come closer...
00:26:28 ...then we all die.
00:26:31 I don't think so.
00:26:40 Come on, honey.
00:26:44 Just a smoker.
00:26:45 Bingo.
00:26:52 Where is he?
00:26:53 It's Riggs.
00:26:56 Rianne, get in the car!
00:27:00 Get in the fucking car!
00:27:20 Go, Rianne, go!
00:27:22 Come on, cottontail,
00:27:26 That's it, you son of a bitch.
00:27:32 Don't try it, son.
00:27:37 Hello, Joshua. Hello, Joshua.
00:27:39 - Yes, sir.
00:27:41 He's got Riggs. Go get the girl!
00:28:20 Throw your weapon down!
00:28:22 Put your hands behind your head!
00:28:28 You're General Peter McAIlister,
00:28:32 I see we've heard of each other.
00:28:35 Yep. It'll almost be a shame
00:28:40 I ran into some of those Shadow
00:28:44 You did, did you?
00:29:33 Leave me alone!
00:30:01 Save your strength.
00:30:04 Who's the Chin?
00:30:06 Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs.
00:30:10 Endo has forgotten more
00:30:13 ...than we'll ever know.
00:30:16 See, we have a problem.
00:30:18 Since we have Murtaugh...
00:30:21 ...we don't need you.
00:30:22 - I believe in being thorough.
00:30:28 Our problem, and yours too...
00:30:31 ...is, we have a shipment
00:30:34 Why don't you just call it heroin?
00:30:38 It's rather large, this shipment.
00:30:41 It would be unfortunate, however...
00:30:43 ...if we showed up
00:30:47 ...and we're surrounded by cops.
00:30:49 That would be too bad.
00:30:50 Yes, it would be.
00:30:53 So we have to find out
00:30:56 We don't know shit.
00:31:01 I wish I could believe you.
00:31:10 If you would kindly tell me
00:31:13 ...I promise I'll kill you quick.
00:31:17 I told you everything I know.
00:31:26 What the fuck is that thing?
00:31:30 I'll tell you what it is.
00:31:32 It's called electric shock treatment.
00:31:36 We're in for a long night
00:31:42 We'll see.
00:31:47 Son of a bitch!
00:31:52 Hit him again!
00:31:59 Goddamn it!
00:32:03 Hit him again.
00:32:09 Tell me about the shipment!
00:32:13 I'm gonna fucking kill
00:32:15 Very funny.
00:32:24 The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.
00:32:26 Go spit!
00:32:30 Salt.
00:32:46 Go spit, you son of a bitch.
00:32:51 This is getting nowhere.
00:32:52 Mr. Large.
00:33:01 He knows shit. We're safe.
00:33:02 He'd have told us.
00:33:06 Fine.
00:33:08 Badass soldier, huh?
00:33:24 Get her off.
00:33:25 Get her up.
00:33:30 Untie me, and I'll kill
00:33:33 Tell me what you know.
00:33:35 Fuck you, bastard! Son of a bitch!
00:33:38 Fucking bastard.
00:33:45 Sorry, pal. Say good night.
00:34:09 That's a real good-Iooking
00:34:12 ...you got there, Mr. Murtaugh.
00:34:17 I told you everything.
00:34:19 We'll soon know, won't we?
00:34:20 I'm warning you.
00:34:22 Don't.
00:34:24 Spare me, son. It's over.
00:34:26 There's no more heroes
00:34:34 Kill that son of a bitch!
00:34:47 That asshole's getting away!
00:34:49 Who's fucking next?
00:34:51 McAIlister!
00:34:53 Who's next?
00:34:58 Pretty thin, huh?
00:34:59 Anorexic.
00:35:08 - Let's do what the shepherd did.
00:35:11 Let's get the flock out of here.
00:35:14 Come on, let's go.
00:35:16 Everything's all right.
00:35:25 Is it him?
00:35:26 No. It's not Joshua.
00:36:28 Come on, come on!
00:36:40 Move it, move it, move it!
00:36:45 Halt! Stop! Stop!
00:36:47 Get out of the fucking car, bitch!
00:36:53 Police officers!
00:37:11 I'm a police officer. Give me
00:37:46 He's going for the freeway!
00:37:48 You okay?
00:37:53 Cut over to Third Street Bridge!
00:38:00 General McAIlister...
00:38:04 ...time for you to die.
00:38:54 Hold it!
00:39:18 Get back in your car!
00:39:42 Mind if I test-drive your Audi?
00:39:48 Stop that son of a bitch!
00:39:55 Shit!
00:39:58 He got my car!
00:40:02 - Get back!
00:40:15 Let's get out of here.
00:40:21 Open the door!
00:40:32 Kill that cop son of a bitch!
00:40:37 No way you live. No way.
00:42:05 - Gangway!
00:42:08 - Police officer.
00:42:10 - Folks, stay back.
00:42:15 Well, shit!
00:42:19 First thing we gotta do is
00:42:22 Come on. Let's go.
00:42:25 Don't breathe this stuff.
00:42:28 The slippery son of a bitch got away!
00:42:30 - What do you mean, he got away?
00:42:34 Hold on.
00:42:35 Where you going?
00:42:37 Sarge, I'm commandeering your car.
00:42:39 What's the matter?
00:42:41 The son of a bitch knows where I live.
00:42:44 - I'll drive, Cochise.
00:42:46 - I gotta look at him!
00:42:49 - Here you go.
00:42:53 3-W-30 en route to
00:42:56 Requesting additional units.
00:43:32 Excuse me, sir.
00:43:34 No, thank you.
00:44:02 Good morning, sir.
00:44:05 Tell me, what day is it?
00:44:09 Goddamn Christmas!
00:44:12 I'll give you a home
00:44:33 Crazy son of a bitch!
00:44:54 Give me that. Drop it.
00:45:06 Looking for the general?
00:45:09 He's barbecuing his nuts
00:45:20 What do you say, Jack?
00:45:23 Like a shot at the title?
00:45:26 Don't mind if I do.
00:45:45 Okay, men! I'm Sergeant Murtaugh.
00:45:50 Watch commander is en route.
00:45:51 Until then, Sergeant Murtaugh
00:45:59 Just keep the citizens clear.
00:46:13 Keep everyone back!
00:46:23 It's Sergeant Riggs' arrest.
00:46:26 The son of a bitch
00:46:35 Get him, kid!
00:46:46 Get up!
00:46:51 Come on, Riggs! Come on!
00:47:01 You wanna quit now?
00:47:14 - Give me your nightstick.
00:47:26 Come on!
00:47:28 Show me what you got!
00:47:36 Eat this, you sucker!
00:48:03 Let us take him!
00:48:05 Let me take him!
00:48:08 - Please!
00:48:49 Break his fucking neck!
00:48:59 It's not worth it.
00:49:06 You lose.
00:49:16 Get that shit off my lawn!
00:49:23 How you doing, kid?
00:49:50 I got you.
00:49:52 I got you, partner.
00:50:30 Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn.
00:50:34 I love you.
00:51:01 How are you?
00:51:02 I'm gonna be all right. You?
00:51:05 Yeah, I'm good.
00:51:10 Give this to your dad, okay?
00:51:12 It's a present for him.
00:51:16 - It's a bullet.
00:51:20 He'll understand.
00:51:23 You want to come in?
00:51:27 No, I gotta go.
00:51:31 You have a nice Christmas, though.
00:51:34 Okay. You too.
00:51:36 Okay. Bye.
00:51:37 Bye.
00:51:54 After all we've been through...
00:51:56 ...if you think I'm gonna eat the
00:52:00 ...you're crazy.
00:52:03 - I'll tell you a little secret.
00:52:06 I'm not crazy.
00:52:10 I know.
00:52:11 Oh, good. Let's eat.
00:52:14 Hey, you know something?
00:52:16 I think your daughter likes me.
00:52:18 - Lf you touch her, I'll kill you.
00:52:20 - You mind if I bring a friend?
00:52:32 I don't think the cat
00:52:35 I'll put five on the mutt.
00:52:46 I'm too old for this.