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Librarian Quest For The Spear The
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I can't find the translation |
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That's because you're focusing |
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...while these particular glyphs are derived |
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"And so through these stones, |
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Slow down. Slow down. |
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A square on every level. |
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No more than. 01 percent error |
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As Napoleon himself exclaimed: |
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And for 4000 years, |
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...it stood as the tallest |
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Look at those support stones |
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If even one of these stones |
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...the entire Great Pyramid |
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How did they do it? |
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How did these primitives... |
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...unlock the majesty... |
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...the mystery of trigonometry... |
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...and calculus... |
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...engineering centuries ahead |
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The answer? |
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They reached past themselves... |
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...and they touched the divine. |
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Summoned the muse. |
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Forged what is indeed |
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...of the original |
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Sorry. Somebody spill a mochaccino? |
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Yeah, right over there. |
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Thanks. |
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Hey, Flynn, you wanna stop fricking posing |
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Bravo! |
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Well done! |
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I want to thank... |
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I want to thank you all |
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And despite what the naysayers |
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Yes. We will show, for the first time... |
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...at perfect one-twentieth scale, |
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...exactly what |
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...complete with its missing capstone. |
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Right. Right. |
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Let's go back to work, shall we? |
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- Professor. |
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I've been doing some thinking. |
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I think I might be more useful |
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- Yes. |
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Alas, Flynn... |
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...you won't be continuing on |
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Sorry. |
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But I'm your best student. |
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That's the problem. |
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You are everyone's best student. |
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You've never been anything |
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Honestly, Flynn, I'd be doing you |
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Well, that's unfair and confusing... |
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How many degrees |
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- Not that many. |
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You have 22. |
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Professor, school is what I know. |
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It's where I feel most like myself. |
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You've been in this class |
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Do you even know their names? |
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- Of course I do. |
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That's insulting. |
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The reason is because |
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Yes. |
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Hey. |
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Sweater guy. |
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Freak. |
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Right back at you. |
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You're a professional student, Flynn. |
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You're avoiding life. |
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This is a serious problem |
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Professor, I have a very full life... |
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Oh, come on, don't give me that. |
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Have you ever been out of the city? |
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When was the last time |
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Okay, wait a second now! |
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- What is it exactly that you're doing...? |
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To get some real-life experiences. |
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Flynn, I've already spoken |
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- And I have signed off on your degree here. |
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Congratulations. |
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- It's the middle of the semester! |
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- I can't sign up for a program for months. |
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No, no. Please, no. Don't. |
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All I wanna do is learn. |
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We never stop learning, Flynn. Never. |
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It's only where we learn that changes. |
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And it's about time you started doing it |
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- Professor... |
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- Professor... |
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Come on. |
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Good luck. |
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Off you go. |
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My brilliant boy has returned |
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Mom, please. |
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Not today. |
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Come in. |
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More books? |
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These aren't just books. |
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This is Aristotle. Voltaire. Jung. |
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These books are slices |
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...from the greatest thinkers of all time. |
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And they speak to me. |
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They speak to you? |
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Like nothing else. |
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Do they tell you to do bad things? |
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- I'm going out. |
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Don't listen to the books |
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...or to hurt small animals. |
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Wait. Wait. |
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Where are you going? |
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I'm going to the bookstore. |
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Oh, good, she's here. |
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- Who? |
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And one more thing, |
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Come in. Come in. |
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Debra, Flynn. |
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Flynn, Debra. |
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You two look great together. |
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I'll leave you two kids alone. |
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Would you like to sit down? |
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- No, thanks. Carbs. |
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- How did my mom...? |
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They're so obsessed with |
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Yes, exactly. |
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You'd think that we were just sitting |
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I know, right? It's... |
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So tell me, Debra, what do you do? |
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I'm a social worker. |
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Really? |
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Oh, well, that's great. |
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Do you work with kids |
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No, no. Convicted felons. |
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Killers, mainly. What do you do? |
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Actually... |
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...I'm a student. |
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You've been a college student |
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- I like to learn. Is that a crime? |
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I mean, so what? I've spent most, |
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Maybe I've missed out on |
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- That doesn't make me a freak, does it? |
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- I understand. |
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Sure. You like to learn. |
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- Yes. |
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- Exactly. |
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...and you're okay with that. |
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No. No. |
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Wait. |
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I have to change my life. |
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- I would. |
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Yeah, I wish I could stay, |
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You're going? |
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So soon? |
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It was nice meeting you all. |
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Thank you. |
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Mom, can you please |
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I just want my boy to find love. |
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I will. |
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One day. |
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When it's right. |
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The things that make life worth living... |
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...you know, they can't be thought here. |
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They must be felt here. |
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Maybe you don't know so much. |
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You have been selected to interview |
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... with the Metropolitan Public Library. |
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Now, how did you do that? |
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How may I help you, sir? |
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Next! |
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Next! |
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Next! |
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I'm not... I'm not gonna... |
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Where do you think you're going? |
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Yes, you. Get in here. |
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What makes you think |
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Well, I've read a lot of books. |
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Don't try to be funny. |
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I don't do funny. |
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I'm sorry. |
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What makes you think |
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I know the Dewey decimal system, |
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...research paper orthodoxy, web searching. |
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Everybody knows that. |
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They're librarians. |
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What makes you think |
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I know other stuff? |
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Mr... |
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..."Flynn Carsen"... |
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...stop wasting my time. |
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Tell me something you know that nobody |
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You have mononucleosis. |
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Your marriage broke up two months ago, |
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...and you live with three cats. |
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Is that what you had in mind? |
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Swollen parajugular lymph nodes |
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It takes three months for an indentation |
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Yours is approximately two-thirds gone. |
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Your surgeon gave you |
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...which is given to children |
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And I can clearly see three |
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A white Himalayan, a tortoiseshell |
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I didn't break my nose till I was 5. |
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What's more important than knowledge? |
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- Where did that come from? |
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More important than... |
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The things that make life worth living |
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...they must be felt here? |
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The interviews are over. |
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Not you. |
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There will be a six-month trial period. |
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...then you will officially be the Librarian. |
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Until then, if you are one minute late, |
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If you break anything, |
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- Got it? |
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...that was good so that I know |
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Mr. Carsen. |
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There isn't going to be a next time, |
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You are about to begin a wondrous |
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...you will never be the same. |
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Welcome to the Library. |
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I'll show you where you'll be working. |
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I've never worked in a library before, but |
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This is the most secure place in the world. |
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Soon you'll see why. |
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If we shadows have offended... |
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...think but this... |
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...and all is mended. |
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That we have but slumber'd here... |
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...whilst these visions did appear. |
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- Very good. |
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A Midsummer Night's Dream. |
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Isn't that what the Army does |
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Where do you think |
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You're about to see something that |
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It's 2 and a half cubits in length. |
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That is an exact replica |
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It's not a replica. |
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Don't touch it or you'll be electrocuted. |
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Or as they used to say, "smote down. " |
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Am I on TV? |
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Is this one of those |
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Trust me, Flynn, this... |
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You are now the guardian |
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We are very careful... |
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...about who we allow |
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This box once belonged to a girl |
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She opened it one day... |
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...and evil controlled the land |
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So I think it's best not... |
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This cannot actually be Excalibur. |
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Only the worthy can release |
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- Try it. |
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Not worthy, trust me. |
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How do you know if you don't try it? |
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Because I'm still not exactly sure |
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We scour the educational system, |
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...from a hundred countries. |
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So there's a system. |
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Oh, there's a system |
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When it comes to choosing the Librarian... |
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...well, that has an odd kind of way |
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Flynn, you've been studying all your life. |
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This is why. |
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Oh, I cannot wait to |
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I mean, she is going to... |
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You are now part |
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The secret of the Library has been kept |
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The sword is floating. |
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Neck. |
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Help. |
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You cannot tell anyone |
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The Librarians are the only ones |
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Give Flynn some time. |
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You'll like him. |
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I got it, I got it, I got it! |
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I believe in you, Flynn. |
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I think there's a possibility |
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As great as the... |
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Eldred the Truly Wonderful. |
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Well, I would settle for |
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Flynn the Rather Pleasant at Parties. |
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Edward Wilde. |
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He... Oh, he must've been |
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Yes. Yes, he was. |
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God rest his soul. |
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Everything went exactly as you said. |
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7:01. |
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You're late. You're gonna have to |
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Coffee? |
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Oh, I hate a kiss-ass. |
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Why is this door open? |
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Oh, my... |
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I think he's up. |
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The surveillance tape. |
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They knew about the fail-safe. |
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They only had time to take one item. |
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They... |
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...took the Spear of Destiny. |
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Do you know about the Spear of Destiny? |
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It's the spear that... |
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...supposedly pierced the side |
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An ancient talisman reported |
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Whoever controls the Spear, |
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...world. |
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...whoever had the Spear, |
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...became the greatest conqueror |
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Well, that's just a fragment of the Spear. |
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The Spear was too powerful |
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But since you can never |
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...the Librarian hundreds of years ago |
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...and scattered the three pieces |
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Well, with the Spear all broken up... |
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...it can't still be a threat, can it? |
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Hitler had only one piece. |
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One can only imagine how powerful |
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The Serpent Brotherhood. |
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Serpent Brotherhood? |
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They incited the riot that led |
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Well, then we better call the police. |
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Oh, yeah, call the police. |
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Tell them about the Spear of Destiny, |
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Enjoy your stay in the psych ward. |
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I understand Thorazine |
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Right. |
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Nobody can understand the mysteries of the |
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You are the only one who can |
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No. No, no. |
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There's gotta be somebody |
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Flynn, you are the only one for the task. |
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You are the only one on Earth |
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Look at it this way... |
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...if you come back, you'll be a hero. |
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Well, that sounds very... |
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- If I come back? |
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When she says, if I come back, |
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I don't wanna go if I can't come back. |
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They didn't take the book. |
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If you ever wanna hide something, |
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This book contains all the clues you'll need |
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The only thing that I know |
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...the second piece is somewhere |
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Well, good, that narrows it down |
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Okay. |
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Time is money. Come on. |
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- Is this the Language of the Birds? |
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Mankind's universal language. |
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That is, before God decided that man |
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...after the Tower of Babel. |
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This has been a dead language |
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There's nobody alive that |
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So you better get cracking. |
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Even with the Rosetta stone, it took |
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...to decipher the Egyptian hieroglyphics. |
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Well, you have considerably less time. |
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You know this is my first day, |
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You should have a parking place before |
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But just remember one thing, |
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...is not here in the Library. |
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It's right here. |
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The fate of the world is in my hands? |
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That is just so... |
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...sad. |
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Oh, God, help us all. |
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...and Indian and Hebrew. |
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The genders are Sanskrit, |
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Certain semantic features of Víteliú. |
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Sorry, I was just... |
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...thinking out loud. |
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It was sweet of you to let me watch from |
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I was hoping to have the aisle seat. |
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One sec. |
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I'll come visit later. I promise. |
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Any time. |
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Believe it or not, |
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Let's stop for a moment and consider. |
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I am way out of your league. Way out. |
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If your league were to explode... |
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...I wouldn't hear the sound |
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So for everybody's sakes, |
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I did it. |
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I did it. I just learned the... |
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Didn't even have a Rosetta stone. |
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...seven hours and 26 minutes. |
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Sorry, sorry. |
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I'd love for you to join us in the cabin, |
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Of course you would. |
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I would... |
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"Of course you would. " |
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"Of course you would. " |
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We're at 11,000 feet |
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Excuse me. We have a problem. |
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Yes, I am. |
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That's the Librarian? |
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Don't underestimate him. |
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Sorry. I just need to get past you. |
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Hey. |
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Hey. |
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Again, not impressed. |
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- Who are you? |
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...but really don't have the time. |
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- Who are you? |
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Get him! Get him! |
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What are you doing? |
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We're going out. |
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Don't tell me you're afraid of heights! |
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It's just that I know that the odds... |
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...of an untrained guy like me |
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...is 7-2 against. |
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What are your odds now? |
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He brilliantly lowers our expectations |
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Remarkable! |
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Don't look down. |
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I think I'm gonna be sick. |
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Who in the hell are you? |
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Don't get your knickers in a twist, Carsen. |
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Well, Judson told me to trust no one. |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Well, I'm Nicole Noone. |
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No one. |
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Didn't they tell you to expect me? |
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No. Nobody told me anything. |
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I have no idea what I'm doing. |
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Really? |
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No, no calls. They'll use the signal |
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Well, that's against the law. |
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They tried to kill you. You think they care |
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They didn't just try to kill me. |
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They just wanted to inject me with sodium |
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...the book. |
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You know, if you really wanna |
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...you do it in plain sight. |
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How did you get that on the airplane? |
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Where the hell are we? |
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I have no idea. |
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Well, you're the brains |
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Oh, you think I can't? |
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I could just climb that tree right there. |
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In a matter of seconds, I can |
| 00:35:27 |
Well, I'm not stopping you. |
| 00:35:32 |
That tree. |
| 00:36:03 |
Do you need a hand? |
| 00:36:07 |
I'm fine. |
| 00:36:15 |
You go get them, monkey boy. |
| 00:36:44 |
Let's hear it, genius. |
| 00:36:48 |
All right. |
| 00:36:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:55 |
Well... |
| 00:36:59 |
That... |
| 00:37:01 |
...is an extremely rare blue condor. |
| 00:37:03 |
Found only within a 100-mile radius |
| 00:37:08 |
The only mountain tall enough |
| 00:37:11 |
...this time of year in that radius |
| 00:37:14 |
We are at minus 5.2 degrees latitude |
| 00:37:20 |
English? |
| 00:37:21 |
We need to go 24.7 miles... |
| 00:37:23 |
...that way. |
| 00:37:30 |
Isn't this...? |
| 00:37:39 |
- You always travel with a machete? |
| 00:37:42 |
- That, or maybe you're a violent sociopath. |
| 00:37:46 |
How many miles have we walked anyway? |
| 00:37:50 |
- Maybe one. |
| 00:37:53 |
Another person here. |
| 00:38:01 |
Hey. |
| 00:38:03 |
Unknown plant phylum. |
| 00:38:07 |
I can't believe it. |
| 00:38:09 |
If you're nice, I'll name it after you. |
| 00:38:11 |
Be still, my heart. |
| 00:38:14 |
Ficus narcissus. |
| 00:38:18 |
Hey. |
| 00:38:20 |
You're supposed to be |
| 00:38:23 |
Get tracking. |
| 00:38:37 |
See, anything is possible |
| 00:38:40 |
I guess that makes me a dreamer. |
| 00:38:43 |
My mother said that my father |
| 00:38:46 |
He died when I was little. |
| 00:38:48 |
I guess I've subconsciously tried |
| 00:38:53 |
Hey. |
| 00:38:55 |
By behaving like him as |
| 00:39:00 |
I can't believe I never made |
| 00:39:02 |
Sorry, did you say something, cupcake? |
| 00:39:05 |
I figure that since we're gonna be spending |
| 00:39:10 |
...get to know each other a little bit. |
| 00:39:12 |
You seem like the observant type. |
| 00:39:14 |
I like to think so. |
| 00:39:16 |
Then you must've observed that I'm not the |
| 00:39:20 |
How long have you worked |
| 00:39:23 |
And yet you keep trying. |
| 00:39:25 |
I just want to get to know the Nicole |
| 00:39:28 |
Peel back the layers. |
| 00:39:31 |
What do you think's below |
| 00:39:34 |
More arrogance. |
| 00:39:35 |
And then perhaps a few |
| 00:39:39 |
...all around a creamy sweet |
| 00:39:42 |
What do I have to do |
| 00:39:46 |
Okay, I won't ask you |
| 00:39:51 |
So how long have you |
| 00:39:55 |
- Five years. |
| 00:39:58 |
...jumping-out-of-airplane-jungle-adventure |
| 00:40:01 |
What happened to the last Librarian? |
| 00:40:05 |
You don't need to know about me. |
| 00:40:09 |
We just need to work together. |
| 00:40:11 |
So... |
| 00:40:14 |
...nothing good, then. |
| 00:40:28 |
It's the only way across. |
| 00:40:39 |
There is no way. |
| 00:40:41 |
Look. |
| 00:40:43 |
The support beams, they're decomposed. |
| 00:40:46 |
There is no way that this bridge |
| 00:40:53 |
Nicole. |
| 00:40:55 |
Nicole! |
| 00:40:58 |
Take a chance, big boy. |
| 00:41:12 |
Don't look down. |
| 00:41:17 |
Why? |
| 00:41:19 |
Why do I always do that? |
| 00:41:21 |
Focus on something else. |
| 00:41:23 |
Big glasses, dirndl skirt? Makes you |
| 00:41:30 |
- I'm between girlfriends at the moment. |
| 00:41:36 |
Have you figured out exactly |
| 00:41:40 |
You know, most of the clues |
| 00:41:44 |
Except for this one. |
| 00:41:46 |
To get inside... |
| 00:41:50 |
...you must know the time it takes |
| 00:41:55 |
Any idea what that means? |
| 00:41:57 |
You, brains. Me, brawn. |
| 00:42:00 |
I cannot believe that I was wrong |
| 00:42:03 |
I really didn't think that this |
| 00:42:06 |
Flynn! |
| 00:42:09 |
Flynn! Flynn! |
| 00:42:12 |
Take my hand! |
| 00:42:14 |
Reach. Reach for my hand! |
| 00:42:17 |
Come on, that's it. |
| 00:42:19 |
Keep coming. |
| 00:42:21 |
That's it, come on. |
| 00:42:23 |
Keep reaching. There you go. |
| 00:42:25 |
Well, I hope you're having fun. |
| 00:42:27 |
Actually, I am. |
| 00:42:33 |
That wasn't so bad, was it? |
| 00:42:39 |
- Run! |
| 00:42:41 |
I told you this bridge couldn't |
| 00:42:44 |
Less talk! More running! |
| 00:42:46 |
Jump! |
| 00:43:01 |
So, what do you do for fun? |
| 00:43:04 |
I can kill a man 57 different ways. |
| 00:43:08 |
That's good. Let that out, that sensitive |
| 00:43:13 |
You may know everything in the world, but |
| 00:43:19 |
Really? |
| 00:43:42 |
To get inside... |
| 00:43:44 |
...you must know the time it takes |
| 00:43:50 |
Time it takes a bird to become a bird again. |
| 00:43:54 |
That's gotta be some kind of metaphor. |
| 00:43:57 |
Usually the bird stands for reaching |
| 00:44:02 |
...like a mountain or... |
| 00:44:06 |
I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. |
| 00:44:12 |
Nobody talks about the Librarian like that. |
| 00:44:21 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:24 |
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have |
| 00:44:28 |
...on your body, would you? |
| 00:44:32 |
Knock yourself out. |
| 00:44:43 |
Nicole. Come here. |
| 00:44:49 |
- Serpent Brotherhood. |
| 00:44:52 |
- No, but just to be safe... |
| 00:44:56 |
They wouldn't dare make |
| 00:44:59 |
You can go to the bathroom. |
| 00:45:02 |
Lost the urge. |
| 00:45:11 |
Chilly without that fire. |
| 00:45:14 |
Wind-chill factor. |
| 00:45:19 |
Yeah. |
| 00:45:21 |
We're gonna have to do something |
| 00:45:24 |
This is where you tell me the only way we'll |
| 00:45:29 |
Well, if you insist. |
| 00:45:31 |
- Body warmth only. Got it? |
| 00:45:40 |
That's Sheliak... |
| 00:45:44 |
...and Terebellum, Cassiopeia. |
| 00:45:47 |
Don't tell me you memorized |
| 00:45:50 |
Well, the known universe. |
| 00:45:57 |
Nicole. |
| 00:46:00 |
What happened to the last Librarian? |
| 00:46:05 |
He died. |
| 00:46:07 |
End of story. |
| 00:46:09 |
- I'm no good at remembering details. |
| 00:46:13 |
You don't know anything about me. |
| 00:46:15 |
You're the youngest of three siblings |
| 00:46:18 |
Your mother's English, your father's South |
| 00:46:22 |
You never bothered to learn Spanish. |
| 00:46:26 |
You never had any pets. |
| 00:46:28 |
Your favorite stone is jade. |
| 00:46:33 |
And you wish more than anything that |
| 00:46:40 |
But you can't. |
| 00:46:47 |
- Well, I could do the same thing about you. |
| 00:46:54 |
Nerd. |
| 00:47:03 |
Fair enough. |
| 00:47:09 |
The last Librarian... |
| 00:47:13 |
...Edward Wilde. |
| 00:47:17 |
Edward was charming. |
| 00:47:22 |
Handsome. |
| 00:47:24 |
Absolutely brilliant. |
| 00:47:27 |
We spent two years working together. |
| 00:47:30 |
Two incredible years. |
| 00:47:34 |
But he wasn't just smart. |
| 00:47:37 |
He was generous, kind. |
| 00:47:42 |
He could look into your eyes... |
| 00:47:44 |
...and see right into your soul. |
| 00:47:48 |
And I did the one thing I'm |
| 00:47:55 |
I fell in love with him. |
| 00:47:57 |
And because of that, he's dead. |
| 00:48:01 |
We were in the Antarctic. |
| 00:48:03 |
We were sleeping in an igloo |
| 00:48:06 |
When I woke up in the morning, |
| 00:48:08 |
And I ran outside just in time to |
| 00:48:12 |
...cutting off his head. |
| 00:48:15 |
I had one job... |
| 00:48:17 |
...protect the Librarian, and I failed. |
| 00:48:27 |
We're surrounded. |
| 00:48:29 |
I don't see anybody. |
| 00:48:32 |
Oh, them. |
| 00:48:37 |
- Talk to them. What are they speaking? |
| 00:48:41 |
It has elements of Kugapakori... |
| 00:48:43 |
...the syntax of the Yanomamis, |
| 00:48:47 |
You push me one more time with that... |
| 00:48:49 |
Don't piss them off. |
| 00:49:29 |
It was just Portuguese. |
| 00:49:44 |
Oh, they're doing a mongo dance. |
| 00:49:47 |
I did a master's thesis |
| 00:49:50 |
This is a huge honor for us. |
| 00:50:17 |
Flynn? |
| 00:50:20 |
Where's the funny guy I was with? |
| 00:50:43 |
They are here. |
| 00:50:56 |
Flynn! |
| 00:51:00 |
Move. Come on. |
| 00:51:06 |
Move! This way, through the hut. |
| 00:51:09 |
I know, I know. I got it, I got it. |
| 00:51:12 |
They're right behind us. Move. |
| 00:51:23 |
Flynn, run. |
| 00:51:29 |
They're right behind us. |
| 00:51:35 |
- Flynn, come on, stop looking back. Move. |
| 00:51:38 |
Bad guys chasing behind us. |
| 00:51:48 |
Don't ever leave my sight again, |
| 00:51:51 |
What is this, Slap the Librarian Day? |
| 00:51:54 |
Oh, I get it, you're just being professional. |
| 00:51:58 |
Shut up. |
| 00:52:00 |
Why are you smiling? |
| 00:52:03 |
That means you're about |
| 00:52:06 |
Oh, you know me so well. |
| 00:52:16 |
Did you see that? |
| 00:52:18 |
That Librarian is incredible. |
| 00:52:23 |
Flynn. |
| 00:52:25 |
Flynn, take my hand. |
| 00:52:31 |
- Nicole! |
| 00:52:33 |
Flynn! |
| 00:52:42 |
Flynn! |
| 00:52:46 |
- Nicole. Nicole. |
| 00:52:54 |
According to the book, we take this river |
| 00:53:05 |
And I do believe the sun has ended. |
| 00:53:26 |
All right. Now we're close. |
| 00:53:28 |
All we have to do... |
| 00:53:31 |
...is walk the circumference |
| 00:53:33 |
...divided by the length |
| 00:53:37 |
Oh, yeah? And how the hell |
| 00:53:41 |
Seven hundred and ninety-two yards. |
| 00:53:43 |
That way. |
| 00:53:45 |
One, two, three, four. |
| 00:53:50 |
Five, six. |
| 00:53:53 |
Seven hundred and ninety, 791, 792. |
| 00:53:59 |
Well, there's nothing. |
| 00:54:03 |
I don't get facts wrong. |
| 00:54:06 |
It's everything else I screw up. |
| 00:54:15 |
When the Toltecs invaded Chichén Itzá... |
| 00:54:17 |
...it was rumored |
| 00:54:20 |
...fled Mexico with their entire treasury. |
| 00:54:23 |
As the story goes... |
| 00:54:25 |
...they built a Mayan temple deep |
| 00:54:32 |
...never to be heard from again. |
| 00:54:41 |
So how do we get inside, genius? |
| 00:54:44 |
Those are Mayan numbers. |
| 00:54:49 |
Mayan priests were obsessed |
| 00:54:51 |
- Oh, you'd fit right in. |
| 00:54:56 |
To get inside you must know the time |
| 00:55:01 |
- The procession. |
| 00:55:05 |
The time it takes the constellations, |
| 00:55:09 |
...to make a complete revolution |
| 00:55:13 |
The Mayans were the first to discover it. |
| 00:55:17 |
All right. |
| 00:55:19 |
Twenty-five thousand. |
| 00:55:26 |
Seven hundred. |
| 00:55:31 |
Sixty-five. |
| 00:55:38 |
Watch out! |
| 00:56:09 |
Where are we? |
| 00:56:11 |
I am not sure. |
| 00:56:22 |
We are in a Mayan death chamber. |
| 00:56:25 |
Escape is granted only to those |
| 00:56:30 |
Yep. |
| 00:56:32 |
The only way out... |
| 00:56:35 |
...is that doorway on the other side. |
| 00:56:38 |
Okay, so how do we get to that door? |
| 00:56:43 |
That's the secret. |
| 00:56:55 |
That's not good. |
| 00:56:57 |
We have to find a way to get |
| 00:57:00 |
...before the wall pushes us |
| 00:57:02 |
- Oh, really? |
| 00:57:03 |
- Any clues in that book of yours? |
| 00:57:07 |
- Okay, we're on our own. |
| 00:57:11 |
I'm not sure. |
| 00:57:13 |
Now would be a damn good time |
| 00:57:15 |
"Sure, Flynn, just figure it out. |
| 00:57:18 |
Focus. Big mission. Fate of the world. |
| 00:57:23 |
- Nothing's coming to me. |
| 00:57:27 |
Hey. Oh, I get it, reverse psychology. |
| 00:57:31 |
- Good. |
| 00:57:33 |
- Anger, annoyance. |
| 00:57:35 |
This is an exact replica |
| 00:57:38 |
Three hundred quahuitls by 20 quahuitls. |
| 00:57:40 |
There is a place in this chamber |
| 00:57:43 |
...could receive salvation no matter what, |
| 00:57:49 |
...there? |
| 00:57:51 |
That's midair, Sherlock. |
| 00:57:54 |
You trust me? |
| 00:57:59 |
You only live once. |
| 00:58:01 |
- Unless you believe in Buddhism or Sikhism. |
| 00:58:04 |
Well... |
| 00:58:15 |
Optical illusion. Mirrors. |
| 00:58:18 |
The Mayans were the first tribe |
| 00:58:23 |
Good. |
| 00:58:54 |
There it is. |
| 00:58:56 |
- There's the second piece. |
| 00:59:07 |
Well, it's an exact rhythm. |
| 00:59:11 |
One, two, three. One, two, three. |
| 00:59:14 |
- Why does that sound so familiar? |
| 00:59:18 |
We have to dance our way |
| 00:59:23 |
I broke every toe of every girl |
| 00:59:27 |
Even my mother wouldn't dance with me. |
| 00:59:29 |
- You took your mother to the high school...? |
| 00:59:33 |
Come on, we'll do it together. |
| 00:59:38 |
One, two, three. One, two, three. |
| 00:59:41 |
- No, no. |
| 00:59:43 |
- Not yet. Not ready yet. |
| 00:59:47 |
- One, two, three. One, two, three. |
| 00:59:49 |
- One, two, three. One, two, three. |
| 01:00:06 |
- Shouldn't I be the one dipping you? |
| 01:00:37 |
You better have a damn good reason |
| 01:00:39 |
Yeah, well, these things |
| 01:01:18 |
This means that all biblical history |
| 01:01:22 |
Why don't you get |
| 01:01:25 |
...and then you and Judson can have |
| 01:01:29 |
...about all the history stuff |
| 01:01:32 |
I believe the phrase is "hands up. " |
| 01:01:37 |
Up. |
| 01:01:46 |
I really admire your work. |
| 01:02:11 |
I knew you'd bring me the piece, Nicole. |
| 01:02:15 |
- Edward? |
| 01:02:19 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:02:21 |
- You're dead. |
| 01:02:24 |
- I saw you die. |
| 01:02:29 |
Your tears were perfect. |
| 01:02:33 |
So they really didn't cut off your head. |
| 01:02:37 |
You're the Librarian? |
| 01:02:39 |
But why? |
| 01:02:41 |
Absolute power |
| 01:02:45 |
You remember how I loved |
| 01:02:50 |
I'll kill you, you bastard. |
| 01:02:57 |
Goodbye, Nicole. |
| 01:03:05 |
- You can't kill her. |
| 01:03:07 |
Because you need me |
| 01:03:10 |
And I won't do it without her. |
| 01:03:16 |
I don't need you. |
| 01:03:19 |
I have this. |
| 01:03:30 |
The Language of the Birds. |
| 01:03:33 |
Nobody can read this. |
| 01:03:35 |
Nobody except a real Librarian. |
| 01:03:44 |
In the Language of the Birds, |
| 01:03:47 |
...and I've got the only paddle. |
| 01:03:51 |
Tell me where the piece is, |
| 01:03:54 |
- Don't tell him. |
| 01:03:56 |
Don't screw with me. That's a legend. |
| 01:03:59 |
Shangri-la is in Mount Kailas. |
| 01:04:02 |
- In the Himalayas. |
| 01:04:05 |
Excuse me for trying |
| 01:04:07 |
The Spear is more important than my life. |
| 01:04:10 |
He's not gonna get |
| 01:04:14 |
Unless I interpret the clues in that book. |
| 01:04:42 |
That's Mount Kailas. |
| 01:04:44 |
Where's your Shangri-la? |
| 01:04:47 |
We can't find it from the air. |
| 01:04:53 |
Lars, we're gonna have to climb. |
| 01:04:59 |
At least you didn't fail at your job. |
| 01:05:02 |
He's still alive. |
| 01:05:07 |
No, he just faked his own death... |
| 01:05:09 |
...and became head of the very |
| 01:05:12 |
That's much better. |
| 01:06:06 |
It's this way. |
| 01:06:17 |
Flynn! No! |
| 01:06:22 |
I got you. |
| 01:06:26 |
Hold on. |
| 01:06:29 |
Nicole. |
| 01:06:33 |
Come on. |
| 01:06:44 |
Not on my watch. |
| 01:06:57 |
You're leading me on a wild-goose chase. |
| 01:07:07 |
I should kill you myself. |
| 01:08:14 |
Welcome. |
| 01:08:16 |
It's been long prophesied |
| 01:08:20 |
We want the Spear piece. |
| 01:08:36 |
It is hidden inside. |
| 01:08:38 |
Open it. |
| 01:08:40 |
We are the mere keepers. |
| 01:08:42 |
We have no idea how to open it. |
| 01:08:47 |
Well, fortunately, he does. |
| 01:08:58 |
Get the Spear piece, |
| 01:09:14 |
- Oh, this can't be right. |
| 01:09:17 |
Well, it says that this |
| 01:09:20 |
...with the name of God. |
| 01:09:22 |
So the name of God |
| 01:09:26 |
For 4000 years people have tried to find it. |
| 01:09:48 |
M- E. |
| 01:10:01 |
Me. |
| 01:10:05 |
God is within us all. |
| 01:10:20 |
Go ahead, take it. |
| 01:10:31 |
No. |
| 01:10:34 |
No. |
| 01:10:36 |
You take it. |
| 01:10:50 |
Problem? |
| 01:10:53 |
No. |
| 01:11:07 |
Lars, fly up here now. |
| 01:11:09 |
Track my signal. |
| 01:11:12 |
It's about time. |
| 01:11:29 |
I want the Spear piece, Nicole. |
| 01:11:31 |
A man in hell wants ice water. |
| 01:11:35 |
No. |
| 01:11:36 |
Wait. Get back. Get the Spear. |
| 01:11:42 |
Hold on. We have to get the Spear piece. |
| 01:11:44 |
Wanna hide something, |
| 01:11:48 |
Guard it well. The Spear opens a door |
| 01:12:05 |
- Mr. Carsen. |
| 01:12:07 |
Judson. |
| 01:12:09 |
You and everyone at the Library |
| 01:12:12 |
We have the third piece of the Spear, |
| 01:12:19 |
Right here. Completely safe. |
| 01:12:21 |
Good work. I still can't believe |
| 01:12:26 |
He was a fine Librarian. |
| 01:12:28 |
Thank goodness we have a... |
| 01:12:31 |
A better one now. |
| 01:12:33 |
You better get the door. |
| 01:12:39 |
Someday he's gonna have to tell me |
| 01:12:53 |
Excuse me, but I didn't |
| 01:13:02 |
But I did. |
| 01:13:55 |
What's the matter? Haven't you guys |
| 01:13:59 |
Is something wrong, Flynn? |
| 01:14:01 |
Nicole is missing, |
| 01:14:04 |
Serpent Brotherhood |
| 01:14:06 |
Or... |
| 01:14:07 |
She may have been in cahoots |
| 01:14:10 |
Cahoots. |
| 01:14:13 |
I've been cahooted. |
| 01:14:15 |
All right, all right, all is not lost. |
| 01:14:16 |
It took a great power |
| 01:14:19 |
It'll take even more |
| 01:14:23 |
How much? |
| 01:14:24 |
Strip the mysticism aside, |
| 01:14:27 |
A local electromagnetic field |
| 01:14:33 |
On the Schumm scale. |
| 01:14:35 |
Okay. Good. |
| 01:14:37 |
Only time energy like that's |
| 01:14:40 |
...was during a peak full moon at |
| 01:14:43 |
And the Egyptian government |
| 01:14:47 |
...the capstone. |
| 01:14:51 |
The next peak full moon |
| 01:14:54 |
Call the Marines, Judson. |
| 01:14:56 |
I'm coming home. |
| 01:15:04 |
Clothes. I need the clothes. |
| 01:15:23 |
Flynn. |
| 01:15:25 |
We can get in |
| 01:15:30 |
Where are the Marines? |
| 01:15:32 |
Semper fi. |
| 01:15:35 |
You were a Marine? |
| 01:15:38 |
Good. Wonderful. |
| 01:15:40 |
Well, now, let's... |
| 01:16:00 |
Well, well. |
| 01:16:01 |
Professor Harris. |
| 01:16:04 |
I should've known he was evil. |
| 01:16:06 |
He gave me an A-minus. |
| 01:16:19 |
Serpent Brothers, |
| 01:16:26 |
Doesn't that guy ever die? |
| 01:16:31 |
There doesn't seem |
| 01:16:33 |
...cahooting going on now. |
| 01:16:36 |
We call down the power |
| 01:16:39 |
The ancient ones. |
| 01:17:06 |
Snake! Snake! |
| 01:17:08 |
Snake! Snake! |
| 01:17:11 |
Come on. |
| 01:17:24 |
This house... |
| 01:17:26 |
...a gateway to eternal life. |
| 01:17:29 |
This weapon... |
| 01:17:31 |
...with the blood of one |
| 01:17:34 |
I claim power of life and death. |
| 01:18:02 |
I can't do this alone. |
| 01:18:04 |
Well, you got me, you know? |
| 01:18:06 |
Well, no offense, Judson, but you're... |
| 01:18:09 |
A bad mother. |
| 01:18:11 |
Well, I was a Librarian too, you know. |
| 01:18:29 |
Oh, yes. |
| 01:18:31 |
I feel the power. |
| 01:18:34 |
The power of life. |
| 01:18:37 |
And the power of death! |
| 01:19:27 |
At last, Nicole... |
| 01:19:29 |
...we can be one. |
| 01:19:43 |
Kill them. |
| 01:19:52 |
Houdini, Prague, 1926. |
| 01:19:57 |
We have to get the Spear |
| 01:20:09 |
Get the Spear away from Wilde. |
| 01:20:11 |
Before he gets too powerful. |
| 01:20:21 |
There's no way I'm going |
| 01:20:25 |
You broke my nose. |
| 01:20:27 |
Yeah, I did what you said, learned a few |
| 01:20:41 |
It doesn't have to be this way. |
| 01:20:43 |
We're gonna rule the world. |
| 01:20:45 |
We could be together. |
| 01:20:51 |
Get your own geek. |
| 01:21:17 |
Too late, Flynn. |
| 01:21:20 |
The power of the Spear is mine. |
| 01:21:27 |
You're the best |
| 01:21:31 |
You're pathetic. |
| 01:21:54 |
You're too clumsy to even die properly. |
| 01:21:56 |
You say that now, |
| 01:22:24 |
Die assured that the Librarian |
| 01:22:28 |
Mine. |
| 01:22:46 |
You keep your grubby hands to yourself. |
| 01:22:53 |
Anyone else want a piece of me? |
| 01:23:12 |
Goodbye, Librarian. |
| 01:23:21 |
If even one of the support stones |
| 01:23:26 |
...the whole pyramid collapses. |
| 01:23:29 |
- I'd say this was out of alignment. |
| 01:23:33 |
You never will. |
| 01:23:35 |
Know why? |
| 01:23:37 |
Because the things that make life |
| 01:23:41 |
They must be felt here. |
| 01:24:16 |
I believe... |
| 01:24:18 |
...this belongs to the Library. |
| 01:25:23 |
Left, left, left. |
| 01:25:26 |
Small steps. Small steps. |
| 01:25:28 |
What are you guys doing? |
| 01:25:34 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 01:25:56 |
I hope you saved receipts. |
| 01:26:23 |
Flynn is a librarian now, |
| 01:26:28 |
He just needs the right woman |
| 01:26:33 |
Mom. |
| 01:26:34 |
You don't understand. Being a Librarian |
| 01:26:39 |
And you don't need to keep trying |
| 01:26:42 |
I told you that. |
| 01:26:43 |
The mysterious Nicole. |
| 01:26:46 |
She's never quite around |
| 01:26:50 |
Well, it's complicated. |
| 01:27:07 |
Hey, handsome. |
| 01:27:13 |
Nicole, this is my mother. |
| 01:27:16 |
A pleasure to meet you, |
| 01:27:18 |
No, no, the pleasure is mine. |
| 01:27:23 |
The Deadly Scorpion League |
| 01:27:26 |
- Only we can get it back. |
| 01:27:29 |
What is it with bad guys |
| 01:27:32 |
Mom, I gotta get going. |
| 01:27:35 |
See you soon. |
| 01:27:38 |
You're smiling. Why are you smiling? |
| 01:27:42 |
There's a dozen time-traveling ninjas |
| 01:27:45 |
- Psychopath. |
| 01:27:48 |
Hey, hey. |
