Life as We Know It

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00:00:39 [SIGHS]
00:00:51 [KNOCKlNG]
00:00:52 [SIGHS]
00:00:55 Okay.
00:00:59 -Ehh.
00:01:00 -Holly.
00:01:01 -Messer.
00:01:03 -Messer. Yeah, everybody calls me Messer.
00:01:08 -Am I late?
00:01:10 But l just finished getting ready,
00:01:14 -Peter said you'd probably say something.
00:01:17 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
00:01:19 -Neat. Should we go?
00:01:22 Yeah, let's get some dinner.
00:01:26 HOLLY:
00:01:28 MESSER: Yep.
00:01:30 -How long have you known Pete for?
00:01:32 Oh, wow.
00:01:34 Oh, thank you.
00:01:36 I've known Alison since college.
00:01:39 -Where's your car?
00:01:43 -Here you go.
00:01:46 Come on.
00:01:47 Hold on tight.
00:01:50 [REWING ENGlNE]
00:01:51 -l'm not really dressed for 40-mile-an-hour--
00:01:54 I'm not really dressed
00:01:56 [ENGINE STOPS]
00:01:58 Sorry. l just--
00:01:59 You know, I don't even think
00:02:03 But l'll drive.
00:02:05 My car's right here.
00:02:08 -lt's a sweet ride.
00:02:11 Hop in.
00:02:17 [MESSER GRUNTS]
00:02:20 All right.
00:02:21 HOLLY: Hm.
00:02:23 So where shall we go?
00:02:26 Uh, where did you make the reservations?
00:02:29 That you said you were gonna make.
00:02:32 -l said that?
00:02:34 Yeah, it's cool.
00:02:36 We can-- You pick it.
00:02:38 We'll grab a table
00:02:41 Okay. Well, how about Café Five?
00:02:45 -Sounds good.
00:02:47 TRlCK DADDY [SlNGING ON RINGTONE]:
00:02:50 -lt's just my cell phone.
00:02:51 -You can answer it if you--
00:02:54 [RlNGTONE CONTINUES]
00:02:55 -Okay.
00:02:56 Yeah, well, l was just saying my friend
00:03:02 You know what?
00:03:04 -l'm-- l can wait.
00:03:09 Hey, you.
00:03:13 Well, you know me,
00:03:17 Yeah, okay, yeah. Eleven?
00:03:20 Yeah. You know what?
00:03:24 All right. All right, later.
00:03:26 Okay.
00:03:29 I'm sorry, it's a.... lt's a sick friend.
00:03:34 You know, we don't have to do this.
00:03:37 Really?
00:03:40 -Okay.
00:03:43 Okay, let's be honest.
00:03:44 You knew the moment you saw me
00:03:47 But our mutual friends set this up,
00:03:51 To what,
00:03:54 Look, best case,
00:03:57 What kind of an asshole are you?
00:03:59 Look, it's a Saturday night.
00:04:02 I can go see my sick friend,
00:04:07 ...whatever it is you like to do
00:04:09 You look like you read.
00:04:13 -Do you blog?
00:04:16 If you wanted to ensure that this
00:04:20 Don't show up an hour late,
00:04:23 -She's sick.
00:04:24 Were you going to heal her
00:04:28 Okay.
00:04:30 -Fine. lf you wanna go out, we'll go out--
00:04:34 I'm not going out with you now.
00:04:37 Get out of my car.
00:04:42 -l don't know what they were thinking.
00:04:47 Alison, oh, my God.
00:04:50 ...is if you promise
00:04:52 [MOTORCYCLE STARTS]
00:04:57 HOLLY: Really, you are like
00:05:01 ...and Alison is the sister I never had.
00:05:05 And l love you so much,
00:05:10 [LAUGHS]
00:05:12 Look at Mess. ln back.
00:05:18 MAN: Nice.
00:05:23 [APPLAUSE]
00:05:26 Yeah.
00:05:29 Anyway, I was just trying to say
00:05:32 I love you. Alison.
00:05:33 Messer, it's my turn. lt's my turn.
00:05:38 PHOTOGRAPHER: Are you maid of honor?
00:05:40 Can we switch you guys out?
00:05:48 Get right in here with you guys.
00:05:50 Don't touch me.
00:05:52 -Don't touch me. Don't encourage him.
00:05:55 HOLLY:
00:05:59 I'm sorry, I can't stand next to him.
00:06:03 PETER: Hey, guys.
00:06:07 Here you go.
00:06:09 PETER:
00:06:11 WAITRESS:
00:06:13 [MESSER CHUCKLING]
00:06:14 PETER:
00:06:17 -She has work to do.
00:06:18 -Help me. Take the camera.
00:06:22 PETER:
00:06:23 Come here.
00:06:25 Bun in the oven.
00:06:29 MESSER:
00:06:31 -She's my daughter.
00:06:35 ALlSON:
00:06:37 MESSER:
00:06:40 [MESSER MAKES KlSSlNG SOUNDS]
00:06:41 Come on, just a little Christmas kiss.
00:06:45 Great. Yay, happy holidays.
00:06:47 [MOUTHS]
00:06:49 Hi, baby girl.
00:06:51 Hi. Oh, my gosh.
00:06:53 [SOPHlE COOS]
00:06:54 -Baby.
00:06:55 Hold on, Messer, I just got her.
00:06:57 PETER: She's with Aunt Holly now.
00:06:59 -Careful, Messer. Gently.
00:07:03 -Whoa!
00:07:05 -Honey.
00:07:06 PETER: lt's not funny.
00:07:07 -She's like a little football.
00:07:11 -Okay.
00:07:17 ["KlDS" PLAYlNG ON STEREO]
00:07:19 PETER & ALlSON [SlNGlNG]:
00:07:22 Doggies have pups
00:07:27 Horses have pretty foals
00:07:30 And sheep have lambs
00:07:35 Cows have calves
00:07:38 That elephants have calves too
00:07:42 Lions and leopards have cubs
00:07:45 Which is the proper thing for them to do
00:07:55 [COOlNG]
00:07:56 PETER: She's gonna blow if you keep
00:07:59 MESSER:
00:08:02 She loves it, don't you, Soph?
00:08:03 You're the only girl l'll ever shave for.
00:08:06 Speaking of, why didn't Liz come?
00:08:09 No, we ended that a few weeks ago.
00:08:13 PETER: What happened?
00:08:14 I just didn't see us
00:08:17 -Oh, my bad. l thought you liked this girl.
00:08:22 Honey, don't forget
00:08:25 [TEENAGERS SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
00:08:27 They show up late
00:08:29 -But, sure, let's tip the castle guys.
00:08:32 So l started taking Sophie
00:08:35 HOLLY:
00:08:36 There's this doctor there. He's so cute.
00:08:40 I may have finally replaced
00:08:44 -Anyway, l noticed no ring...
00:08:47 ...so l started a conversation
00:08:50 -No.
00:08:51 -No. We agreed to a moratorium on setups.
00:08:55 You have the worst
00:08:57 -Like who?
00:09:00 Unbelievable.
00:09:04 I'm not even gonna
00:09:07 Well, that was Peter.
00:09:09 You knew he called himself Messer.
00:09:12 You can't be like those women
00:09:15 I'm not.
00:09:17 In the meantime,
00:09:19 ...and l will keep spoiling them with this.
00:09:22 Seriously,
00:09:25 -l made your wedding cake.
00:09:27 [HOLLY SCOFFS]
00:09:28 Don't let any fat grown-ups in
00:09:31 [CHUCKLlNG]
00:09:33 Have you guys been smoking marijuana?
00:09:34 -That's illegal.
00:09:37 What are you holding? Let me see it.
00:09:41 Please don't. My dad's a pastor.
00:09:44 [MESSER CHUCKLES]
00:09:45 All right, l'm taking this.
00:09:49 -Now get out of here.
00:09:50 -Get out of here.
00:09:52 TEENAGER: l bought that stuff.
00:09:55 Delivery kids show up
00:09:58 -Who needs a dealer?
00:10:01 Relax. Once a year,
00:10:03 ...Alison and I like to relive our youth.
00:10:05 -Once a year?
00:10:07 -Yeah, right. Once a year.
00:10:09 Wanna go? Come on, come on.
00:10:12 -Messer, do not bounce her too much.
00:10:16 -Mess, l'm warning you.
00:10:19 Oh, my God. She--
00:10:22 Oh, my God.
00:10:25 Don't worry, Sophie, you're not the first girl
00:10:29 Hey, Sophie, look.
00:10:32 Messer, go up to Peter's closet and
00:10:36 -Why, what time is it?
00:10:37 Though it's only 1 0 in Messer time.
00:10:41 -You keep your watch on during sex.
00:10:45 You can take it off now.
00:10:49 It's a widow's peak.
00:10:51 Hey, baby's birthday. Neutral corners.
00:10:54 First birthday,
00:10:57 -There it is.
00:10:59 ...we wanted to toast
00:11:02 PETER:
00:11:03 We made it through her first year
00:11:06 -We love you guys.
00:11:09 Mothers cry.
00:11:11 [DOORBELL RlNGS]
00:11:12 -The babysitter's here.
00:11:15 Because she's a genius.
00:11:16 When Sophie goes nuclear,
00:11:18 -We call her the baby whisperer.
00:11:22 -Hey, is she hot?
00:11:25 HOLLY: What's wrong with you?
00:11:30 -Hello, Amy.
00:11:33 AMY:
00:11:35 Let's go get you changed, hm?
00:11:38 Thank you.
00:11:40 Are you serious?
00:11:43 Really, if she was old enough
00:11:46 -You'll never be obsolete, babe. Come here.
00:11:50 Oh, my God. Could you step away?
00:11:53 Oh, really?
00:11:55 -You do. Get away from me.
00:11:57 You've all met before.
00:11:59 -You met before. Remember Sophie?
00:12:03 WOMAN: Did she have any tearing?
00:12:07 They had to crack that woman open
00:12:09 Excuse me.
00:12:12 Yes, and Alison's friend.
00:12:14 Okay, because you need
00:12:17 Okay? You need to come over here
00:12:20 Someone is in trouble...
00:12:22 -...because you make food to die for.
00:12:25 Thank you.
00:12:26 -l was a real jock back in college.
00:12:28 Mm-hm. A sprinter.
00:12:30 -Really?
00:12:33 -Wow, that's fast.
00:12:35 How else do you think l snagged
00:12:37 -Uh-oh. Who's talking about me? Okay.
00:12:40 Okay, that's good for now.
00:12:44 -Messer.
00:12:46 -Nice to meet you.
00:12:48 I would remember this face of his.
00:12:50 If you've got a loving partner,
00:12:53 -Yeah, I'm--
00:12:55 -Hold that. Hold on.
00:12:56 -l was trying to get the boys fed.
00:12:58 I think Conner may have gotten himself
00:13:02 -Okay, okay.
00:13:05 -Hi, how are you?
00:13:07 Okay. l left those diapers in the car.
00:13:10 We used to have sex.
00:13:11 We used to have sex all the time,
00:13:14 Everywhere.
00:13:15 Then the baby needs to be fed,
00:13:18 ...and they have to have slept
00:13:22 -Hi, I'm Ted's partner, Gary.
00:13:26 No, I'm actually single, l'm....
00:13:28 -lt's just me.
00:13:32 Well, you serve good meats and cheeses.
00:13:36 -l think we were all talking about that.
00:13:39 That's something.
00:13:44 -Did you wrap those?
00:13:47 Look at that. She wraps.
00:13:51 Only with my lips.
00:13:53 ALL [SlNGlNG]:
00:13:59 Happy birthday to you
00:14:04 [ALL CHEERING]
00:14:13 Guys, l want a picture of Sophie
00:14:16 Okay.
00:14:17 -Amazing.
00:14:19 Picture.
00:14:20 All right, on three say,
00:14:23 One, two....
00:14:24 -Cheese.
00:14:28 DEEDEE:
00:14:33 HOLLY:
00:14:52 MESSER:
00:14:55 Oh. Ohh!
00:15:13 -Hi.
00:15:15 You wanna get a late breakfast?
00:15:17 No, I can't. I got a game in an hour.
00:15:24 -Mm. Are you sure about that?
00:15:28 Oh, and mugs are in the cabinet.
00:15:47 HOLLY: Ooh. This looks delicious.
00:15:50 -l'm just taking a bite.
00:15:52 -l should've gone with Ceylon cinnamon.
00:15:55 -Cassia's just wrong.
00:15:57 You may be bipolar, but you're a genius.
00:16:01 -l would, they're so good.
00:16:03 Hey, Free-Range Turkey's here.
00:16:06 Where you going? See, l knew it.
00:16:10 -l know you get excited.
00:16:13 I'm gonna take over here. Thank you.
00:16:15 LONNIE: You don't act like this
00:16:17 -Don't be a smart-ass. Go fix your cookies.
00:16:21 -Hey.
00:16:23 -Free-range turkey on baguette?
00:16:26 Well, l like to think of it as dependable.
00:16:30 -Hm. You're counting?
00:16:34 You know, there are other things on
00:16:38 -Surprise me.
00:16:40 -Do you like croissants?
00:16:42 Good, then I've got just the thing.
00:16:49 How come you don't wear one of those
00:16:53 So l'd know what it is.
00:16:54 -lt's Holly.
00:16:57 -Nice to meet you.
00:17:00 Thirty-six now.
00:17:05 -Thanks. Keep the change.
00:17:09 Sure you don't wanna throw your card
00:17:11 Winner gets a free lunch.
00:17:14 How about a free dinner on me?
00:17:21 Eh-eh-eh.
00:17:22 Be cool, be cool.
00:17:26 -Go.
00:17:28 Which one was it?
00:17:31 -l could pick one for you--
00:17:35 ANNOUNCER: And the Atlanta Hawks
00:17:39 ALAN:
00:17:41 It's an exciting game here. Come on.
00:17:43 ANNOUNCER: And he scores.
00:17:45 Simon, I need shooting percentages.
00:17:49 More, more, more. Yep, right there. Go 8.
00:17:51 Ready 2. And go 2.
00:17:55 The Hawks are about to press.
00:17:58 ANNOUNCER: --pass inbound.
00:18:01 Good call, Mess.
00:18:04 Let's go. You're too ugly not to be smarter.
00:18:07 -l hate him so much.
00:18:10 I wanna frame somebody's murder on him,
00:18:13 -Fingerprints, scene of the crime.
00:18:16 Shooting percentages coming up, sir.
00:18:20 Hi, Sam, this is Holly Berenson
00:18:24 I think you left your card in my bowl today
00:18:28 I hope you did, because you're one
00:18:32 And if it is you and you asked me out,
00:18:35 -lf it's--
00:18:37 -Hello?
00:18:39 -Right, you're his wife. Of course.
00:18:42 I understand that you're happily married.
00:18:44 Really, l didn't mean anything by it.
00:18:47 You take care. I'm sorry.
00:18:49 -Hi, Sam?
00:18:51 Oh, Samantha. Oh, it's a Samantha.
00:18:55 Maybe not. You single?
00:18:58 I am single, yes.
00:19:00 Hi, Sam Nelson. Dr. Sam Nelson.
00:19:04 This is Holly Berenson from Fraiche...
00:19:07 ...and l am really hoping
00:19:11 If not, l'm screwed
00:19:14 ...who put his card in the bowl
00:19:16 [CHUCKLES]
00:19:17 Oh, l'm sorry.
00:19:19 Call waiting.
00:19:21 Hello?
00:19:23 [MAN SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY]
00:19:24 Yes, this is she.
00:19:41 Excuse me.
00:19:44 YOUNG: The officer at the scene
00:19:47 ...on an insurance contact card
00:19:51 Now, we need numbers
00:19:54 Can you supply those?
00:19:56 HOLLY:
00:19:59 How did you say the car flipped?
00:20:03 -Are you sure you wouldn't like to sit down?
00:20:07 Sophie. Was she in the car?
00:20:10 No. She was in the care of a minor,
00:20:15 So the officers placed her with CPS
00:20:18 -She's perfectly fine.
00:20:20 Child Protective Services.
00:20:22 Where they take cases like this.
00:20:25 Cases like this?
00:20:29 Orphaned children.
00:20:58 Messer.
00:21:59 No, no, no. I just don't understand
00:22:02 No, ma'am,
00:22:06 Yes, l will be here at this number. Yes.
00:22:11 They won't do anything,
00:22:14 Okay, okay. I'm sure that she's fine.
00:22:17 You know,
00:22:19 That way we're here if they call early.
00:22:21 -Okay.
00:22:24 -Okay, you can take their room if you want.
00:22:29 -See you in the morning.
00:22:32 -Thanks, Messer.
00:23:14 [DlSHES CLATTERING]
00:23:30 Anyone call?
00:23:32 Just their lawyer.
00:23:35 He's coming over now.
00:23:40 DUNN: l'm sure this is a very difficult
00:23:43 Everyone at the firm,
00:23:47 Now, you must have many questions.
00:23:50 Well, Sophie.
00:23:53 -Yes.
00:23:54 Okay, well,
00:23:57 The foster family she was with
00:24:00 They feel she'll adjust best
00:24:03 ...so first she needs to be picked up
00:24:06 Okay, and who does that?
00:24:11 I'm sorry, did Alison and Peter talk to you
00:24:16 -No.
00:24:19 Well, in preparing their will, we talked
00:24:23 ...in the unlikely event
00:24:26 ...and they named you.
00:24:29 Both of you.
00:24:32 -l'm sorry.
00:24:33 -They picked us together?
00:24:37 There's been a misunderstanding.
00:24:39 They tried to set us up on a blind date,
00:24:43 I don't even know if you'd call it a date.
00:24:46 I know this is overwhelming.
00:24:48 Believe me,
00:24:50 But there are options. You can say no.
00:24:53 Because this is a big deal. This is a child.
00:24:58 Big commitment.
00:25:03 Oh, my God.
00:25:10 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:25:22 [HOLLY CLEARS THROAT]
00:25:26 -Sorry.
00:25:28 You mentioned
00:25:32 Yes. We have Peter's father.
00:25:34 -Oh. Perfect. He'd be perfect, I think.
00:25:37 -There's cousins.
00:25:40 MESSER: Cousins are always....
00:25:41 What if one of us, on our own,
00:25:45 ...chose to honor Alison and Peter's wishes
00:25:48 Or both of us, hypothetically.
00:25:51 They named you,
00:25:53 ...to grant you temporary custody,
00:25:56 Now, the finances...
00:25:57 ...the estate will cover the mortgage,
00:26:00 They didn't have much in savings.
00:26:04 But, you know,
00:26:07 Let's just focus on Sophie.
00:26:08 -Yes.
00:26:10 So l suggest the two of you move in here
00:26:17 -You want us to live together?
00:26:19 Until you decide what you wanna do.
00:26:35 Okay. Sign here, Ms. Berenson.
00:26:45 And here, Mr. Messer.
00:26:49 -Thank you.
00:26:53 Hi.
00:26:56 Hi, sweet girl.
00:26:57 Oh, honey, it's so good to see you.
00:27:00 [SOPHlE CRYING]
00:27:03 I know, I know.
00:27:08 I know. Hey, look. Hey, look.
00:27:12 You want Uncle Messer? Here.
00:27:17 Oh, God. Okay. We should get her home.
00:27:38 -They definitely didn't think this through.
00:27:43 -lt's very important.
00:27:45 I guess.
00:27:46 -What did you say?
00:27:50 Did Pete say anything to you? Or Alison?
00:27:52 -They didn't tell me anything.
00:27:54 This is not the kind of thing
00:27:56 "Hey, you see that game
00:27:59 ...then hit the fadeaway jumper?
00:28:01 Oh, and by the way, if I die,
00:28:04 -lt's messed up.
00:28:06 -We are part of a plan.
00:28:10 Are we supposed to live
00:28:12 Share the place, both sleep-deprived?
00:28:16 Assuming you and I can even afford
00:28:19 Dunn said the mortgage is covered.
00:28:21 Well, what about the upkeep?
00:28:24 You have any idea
00:28:26 Pete was a junior partner at a law firm.
00:28:30 And what do you do?
00:28:32 I run a successful business.
00:28:35 Yeah? Well, running a baby
00:28:38 -l didn't say it was.
00:28:41 They bite. They're basically dogs.
00:28:43 Except at least a dog knows
00:28:46 [SOPHlE CRYING]
00:28:47 She's up. She's up.
00:28:49 -Okay, honey. Hey. Hi.
00:28:54 HOLLY: Hi, honey.
00:28:55 Hey, come here.
00:28:56 -No, no, don't pick her up.
00:28:58 Because she needs to learn
00:29:00 -She needs to what?
00:29:03 I just read it, Messer. lt's important.
00:29:06 Everything's okay. Happy, happy girl.
00:29:10 You know what? Let's just sing a song.
00:29:13 [SINGlNG]
00:29:16 Round and round
00:29:19 The wheels on the bus go round and round
00:29:21 All through the town
00:29:24 The-- l don't know.
00:29:26 -And then Keanu Reeves saves the bus
00:29:28 Saves the bus
00:29:30 And then Keanu Reeves saves the bus
00:29:33 -And then he dies
00:29:35 Does he die? I don't know.
00:29:36 Okay. Maybe she's hungry.
00:29:39 -Come on, let's go eat. Come on.
00:29:47 -Okay, Sophie, l'm almost done, hold on.
00:29:51 -l'm not gonna feed her just anything.
00:29:55 Hopefully before you're 2.
00:29:57 So tell me, what does Sophie do
00:30:01 ...and having your own baby?
00:30:04 A woman your age
00:30:06 ...for the few guys who don't suck.
00:30:08 I'm sorry,
00:30:10 In the dating world,
00:30:13 You know what you'd be? Complicated.
00:30:16 You don't know anything about me.
00:30:18 Well, l know that you can't open
00:30:22 Oh. There it is.
00:30:25 Why are you trying so hard
00:30:28 I'm not trying to.
00:30:31 -You're trying to do what's best for you.
00:30:35 We're not it.
00:30:37 They loved Sophie more than anything
00:30:40 ...and out of everyone, Messer,
00:30:42 They picked us.
00:30:46 I'm coming.
00:30:47 Check this out.
00:30:51 Taste sensation. Ready?
00:30:54 Mmm.
00:30:56 No? Come on. Just try it, Soph.
00:31:00 Just try it.
00:31:03 Come on, Soph, give it a try.
00:31:05 Oh, please?
00:31:08 I think you're gonna love it. Come on.
00:31:10 Mmm. Mmm. Yum, yum, yum.
00:31:13 There you go. Good girl, Soph--
00:31:16 [SOPHlE COUGHS]
00:31:28 So you honestly think
00:31:55 [JOSH SlGHS]
00:31:56 -Well, it was a beautiful service.
00:31:58 -l did not know that's how they met.
00:32:01 -Are you kidding me?
00:32:02 What is gonna happen with the baby?
00:32:05 -Oh, yeah, you didn't hear?
00:32:06 They named one of their friends, yeah.
00:32:11 And the super-hot one that always smells,
00:32:14 -That guy.
00:32:17 -"Good"?
00:32:22 Mom, thank you for being here.
00:32:25 -You're welcome.
00:32:28 -l gotta talk to Messer.
00:32:30 Mess.
00:32:34 -There's a lot of them.
00:32:37 -So I understand you're Peter's cousins?
00:32:41 -Who is that, Tyler?
00:32:43 Mason, take a seat right now. Let's go.
00:32:45 -Eight kids.
00:32:48 -Nine, dear.
00:32:54 -l had to come for Alison.
00:32:58 -And I was on tour through Atlanta, so....
00:33:01 Are you performing anywhere
00:33:03 I'm dancing at Juggles tonight...
00:33:05 ...and then Bush League
00:33:08 Oh, how exciting.
00:33:12 It's really good for Sophie
00:33:17 She looks just like Peter.
00:33:20 I think she looks just like you.
00:33:22 HOLLY:
00:33:26 Yeah, because we, you know,
00:33:28 ...given that Sophie
00:33:31 Well, it seems to make the most sense
00:33:34 HOLLY: Oh!
00:33:36 HOLLY:
00:33:39 Oh, l am so sorry. Okay.
00:33:41 You okay? Okay.
00:33:43 -Good as new.
00:33:45 Yay.
00:33:49 [SOPHlE COOING OVER MONITOR]
00:33:57 Well, we could go
00:34:01 I mean, they clearly know
00:34:07 Stripper seemed nice.
00:34:10 Yeah.
00:34:14 And the grandpa's a definite no?
00:34:19 We're screwed.
00:34:22 CLERK: Next case, the matter of
00:34:29 All right.
00:34:30 I've read your submissions,
00:34:32 Given that you folks were named
00:34:35 ...l see no reason
00:34:38 However, permit--
00:34:44 MESSER: Just leave it.
00:34:46 -They're gonna get ground into the carpet.
00:34:49 Let's leave the Goldfish.
00:34:52 -Okay. Okay.
00:34:55 HOLLY:
00:34:57 -l'll pick these up.
00:34:59 Until that time, l hereby grant
00:35:03 ...of Sophie Christina Novak
00:35:07 [POUNDS GAVEL]
00:35:08 That's it?
00:35:11 How do you know we're not dealers
00:35:13 HOLLY:
00:35:14 -Are you drug dealers or pimps?
00:35:18 Let's go.
00:35:20 Boom. "Done, next case.
00:35:21 Here, take a kid.
00:35:24 Where is that stupid duck that she loves
00:35:27 [DUCK TOY QUACKlNG]
00:35:28 I don't get it, man. I've been good.
00:35:30 "Messer, you can forget the condom,"
00:35:34 We need to figure out a schedule.
00:35:37 -Do you smell that?
00:35:38 -Oh, maybe she finally pooped. Did she?
00:35:42 What? lt's not that bad.
00:35:44 Oh, Soph.
00:35:46 HOLLY: lt's a weird smell, right?
00:35:50 -Go ahead.
00:35:53 -Yeah.
00:35:55 I am not changing diapers
00:35:58 -Get in there.
00:36:01 Something you can take off the checklist.
00:36:06 -What are you doing?
00:36:08 It's not a bra that l'm taking off a chick,
00:36:11 -lt's not rocket science. Take the tabs off.
00:36:14 See those little tabs? Undo them.
00:36:19 [HOLLY GASPS]
00:36:21 Oh, God. Don't do that.
00:36:24 -It's like Slumdog Millionaire in there.
00:36:27 She didn't eat enough to produce that.
00:36:29 -She's getting it in her toes.
00:36:32 -Give me another one.
00:36:35 What, it's like a poop suit.
00:36:36 [DOORBELL RlNGS]
00:36:38 -Oh, I got it.
00:36:42 Oh, God.
00:36:45 [SOPHlE COOING]
00:36:46 Oh, it's burning my eyes.
00:36:48 I'm getting the feeling
00:36:51 DEEDEE:
00:36:53 -Oh, hi.
00:36:54 -Hi.
00:36:56 -Surprise.
00:36:58 -Yeah, how's it going?
00:37:00 -What's up, buddy?
00:37:02 What's going on?
00:37:04 Just, you know, bringing you
00:37:07 New parents, gotta stock the fridge.
00:37:10 Just because. Ha, ha!
00:37:14 -Come on in.
00:37:17 Hope it's not a bad time.
00:37:18 Okay. Look at that, all clean.
00:37:22 Hey, the neighborhood watch is here.
00:37:26 What? She's perfect, no thanks to you.
00:37:29 -Holly, you have a--
00:37:34 Okay. Come on.
00:37:37 [PEOPLE CHATTERlNG]
00:37:38 JOSH: Hey.
00:37:40 Hey, guys, we weren't expecting you.
00:37:44 DEEDEE:
00:37:45 What?
00:37:47 Sweetie, you have shit on your face.
00:37:51 -So....
00:37:57 -Who's hungry?
00:38:00 -This one.
00:38:01 -You got a little more, on the right.
00:38:04 -Okay.
00:38:05 I'm just trying to help.
00:38:07 [LAUGHlNG]
00:38:11 -You doing okay? You look a little tired.
00:38:15 -Doesn't show.
00:38:17 Don't worry, because you're not
00:38:20 Surprise.
00:38:21 And you're never gonna
00:38:24 TED: Oh, God.
00:38:25 If l knew where the Wiggles lived,
00:38:29 ...l would murder them with an AK-47.
00:38:31 -l'm very serious.
00:38:33 I don't think any of us knew
00:38:35 -Not a clue.
00:38:36 I mean, we had nine months to get ready
00:38:41 -He sure does.
00:38:44 DEEDEE: Do you know what?
00:38:47 You gotta get two things straight.
00:38:50 -And a backup.
00:38:51 TED: Yeah.
00:38:53 -You can never have enough paper towels.
00:38:56 They're always out of milk
00:38:59 When you order Motrin, get the dye-free.
00:39:01 Oh, no BPAs. Sippy cups, any plastics.
00:39:05 Alison wanted Sophie to go
00:39:07 ...so you may wanna think
00:39:10 Like, yesterday.
00:39:11 Okay, maybe we should start
00:39:19 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
00:39:22 One bite, one bite, one bite.
00:39:26 [SOPHlE LAUGHlNG]
00:39:32 HOLLY: The week.
00:39:34 HOLLY: You're writing my name.
00:39:36 There we go. Okay, Sophie girl.
00:39:40 -Your bath time, your bath time.
00:39:43 -Your bath time, your bath time.
00:39:46 All right, how about that?
00:39:48 No?
00:39:51 How about this one?
00:39:54 No?
00:40:08 [TOYS SQUEAKlNG]
00:40:14 [TOY SQUEAKS]
00:40:17 ANNOUNCER 1 [ON TV]:
00:40:19 Yeah!
00:40:21 [CRYING]
00:40:22 What? You wanna watch something else?
00:40:25 ANNOUNCER 2:
00:40:27 No, come on, missed the....
00:40:31 NARRATOR:
00:40:38 [SOPHlE GlGGLING]
00:40:56 There we go.
00:41:00 [GASPS]
00:41:02 [SOPHlE GlGGLES]
00:41:03 You okay? You okay? Good.
00:41:09 Please?
00:41:16 -She's making the poop face.
00:41:18 Poop face.
00:41:20 Hurry up, hurry up.
00:41:23 -l don't know how to do this.
00:41:25 You know what? Move, move. Let me do it.
00:41:29 -Come on. I hate this thing.
00:41:32 -Okay. Don't start. Sorry.
00:41:36 Oh, my God, that's my hat.
00:41:38 That's my--
00:41:41 -l'll wash it.
00:41:43 Yeah, laugh it off. Laugh it off.
00:41:49 Oh, God.
00:41:51 Um, I think we should just....
00:42:00 -Hey, what is that?
00:42:02 That lump. What's that?
00:42:04 -That's her bellybutton.
00:42:07 That wasn't there.
00:42:09 -lt's just an outie, isn't it?
00:42:13 I don't think.
00:42:16 HOLLY:
00:42:18 What are these numbers on here?
00:42:21 Why is this...?
00:42:24 No one's gonna steal a stroller.
00:42:27 We can't afford to be snobby.
00:42:29 Bring out all the crowd pleasers.
00:42:31 Anything wrapped in bacon,
00:42:34 Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:42:37 -l gotta call you back.
00:42:39 Free-Range Turkey.
00:42:41 -Dr. Free-Range Turkey.
00:42:45 I heard about the accident.
00:42:47 I am so sorry about your friends.
00:42:50 Thank you.
00:42:51 Hey, you left me a half-message,
00:42:55 Yeah, something-- Someone came up.
00:42:58 [SOPHlE CRYING]
00:42:59 -How we doing?
00:43:03 Is she sleeping okay?
00:43:07 Not at first, but now very regular.
00:43:10 But she does have this protrusion
00:43:13 I don't know, you know, what it is.
00:43:17 I don't really know anything about kids.
00:43:20 Alison was the first of my friends
00:43:22 ...and she was amazing with Sophie.
00:43:24 And she would be the first person
00:43:28 I mean, she was the first person l called
00:43:31 God. It is killing me.
00:43:34 It is killing me right now
00:43:37 She just....
00:43:40 And l'd really like to say,
00:43:43 You could've left me your pearls
00:43:45 I mean, this is a little much.
00:43:47 It's really, really hard,
00:43:51 I don't know what l'm doing.
00:44:00 I'm sorry.
00:44:02 No, I think you're doing pretty well,
00:44:05 Sophie's got an umbilical hernia.
00:44:10 It's nothing to worry about.
00:44:13 -Then l didn't do it?
00:44:15 Okay.
00:44:20 I thought you said it goes away
00:44:23 That's for you.
00:44:27 "One bottle of Pinot Noir,
00:44:30 Or white. Same dosage, though.
00:44:33 Look, what you're doing is pretty incredible.
00:44:37 -Thank you.
00:44:41 -Okay.
00:44:42 Bye, Sophie. You're gonna be okay.
00:44:45 -Nice to see you.
00:44:48 [DOOR OPENS]
00:44:49 MESSER:
00:44:52 ...and it dawns on me
00:44:55 ...like a guy will stare at a woman
00:44:59 You know what l just realized today?
00:45:02 I am never gonna take a great bath
00:45:04 This is a shower house.
00:45:07 It must save so much time.
00:45:11 -How's that wine treating you?
00:45:13 MESSER:
00:45:14 -Did you want some?
00:45:16 Because I can share. I'm a good sharer.
00:45:18 No, you don't need any,
00:45:22 That's what Alison told me, you know,
00:45:25 She said, "Honey, you just got your ass
00:45:29 You need to go have a good time."
00:45:34 Your charming self shows up...
00:45:36 ...and you don't even wanna go
00:45:38 My first date in three years,
00:45:42 [HOLLY LAUGHS]
00:45:44 And now I'm raising a kid
00:45:46 -God, the irony.
00:45:49 You are, you know that, right? An asshole?
00:45:53 -Been saying it behind your back for years.
00:45:57 That'll be a fun next 1 8 years.
00:45:58 [DOORBELL RlNGS]
00:45:59 Everybody thinks l'm a fun drunk.
00:46:03 It's probably a neighbor.
00:46:06 -Yes?
00:46:09 Your caseworker from Social Services.
00:46:12 Yeah.
00:46:13 You were told
00:46:16 HOLLY:
00:46:18 Yeah, well,
00:46:21 -Just give me one minute.
00:46:23 -Who is that?
00:46:25 You got five minutes to shower...
00:46:27 ...and start acting like the responsible pain
00:46:30 -Okay.
00:46:34 Upstair-- Upstairs.
00:46:36 [HOLLY GIGGLlNG]
00:46:37 -l'm sorry.
00:46:39 -l'm going. Stop pushing me. Don't push.
00:46:42 You sure you don't wanna see
00:46:44 Nope, twice is my limit.
00:46:46 I have a whole area of tools
00:46:49 I'm good.
00:46:51 Hello. I'm so sorry.
00:46:57 Oh.
00:46:58 And you can see why. Take your eyes
00:47:02 You know? Just "tee-tee-tee-tee-tee"
00:47:06 Okay, well, let's get started, then.
00:47:10 Okay, so let's just talk.
00:47:12 You know, I just wanna get a sense
00:47:15 Where do you see yourselves
00:47:17 Ooh, ooh! Ooh!
00:47:18 -Ask me. l know. Great answer.
00:47:20 No, I'm good, l'm good.
00:47:22 I own a small gourmet-food store,
00:47:26 We're expanding.
00:47:29 New flooring.
00:47:32 Flooring, right?
00:47:33 Anyway, I'm also hoping someday
00:47:36 Organic. But that's the 1 0-year plan.
00:47:39 Oh, God, l didn't include Sophie.
00:47:41 MESSER: You didn't.
00:47:43 -She is a big part of my plan.
00:47:47 -Okay.
00:47:51 -Yep, Eric's good. Eric will be fine.
00:47:53 Well, l'm the technical director
00:47:58 -Okay.
00:47:59 So, what does the technical director do?
00:48:01 Well, when the director says,
00:48:06 -l push the button that goes Camera 1 .
00:48:10 And l guess in a couple years...
00:48:12 ...when the boss gets kicked upstairs
00:48:16 ...l'll get my shot in the director's chair.
00:48:18 [MESSER CHUCKLING]
00:48:20 Okay. So Mr. Dunn tells me
00:48:23 ...and presently not engaged
00:48:28 -Not sleeping together?
00:48:30 -Okay, good.
00:48:31 -No, no, no.
00:48:33 Okay, that's great,
00:48:35 ...two single people
00:48:38 ...raising a recently orphaned child,
00:48:42 ...without the added complication of,
00:48:46 Oh, trust me, Janine, we will not
00:48:50 Yeah, l get plenty of that elsewhere.
00:48:51 -l'd get plenty of that in my day as well.
00:48:55 Listen.
00:48:56 You two both seem like two sweet,
00:48:59 ...about to have the worst year
00:49:01 I'll be honest with you.
00:49:05 Go for it, l don't care.
00:49:06 You have no idea the types of families
00:49:09 Tranny hookers? They're my good cases.
00:49:12 The only obstacle here is you two...
00:49:14 ...and whether or not you're both cut out
00:49:17 What we want to avoid is Sophie
00:49:22 You know, your friends thought
00:49:27 ...l'm not so sure.
00:49:31 [SOPHlE CRYING]
00:49:32 HOLLY: How can l be hung-over
00:49:36 Look, all we have to do is put her down.
00:49:39 She's not warm. She doesn't have a fever.
00:49:44 -What time is it?
00:49:47 -l don't know. Start wearing a watch.
00:49:51 MESSER: Hey, thank you for coming over.
00:49:54 Sorry about your dad.
00:49:57 -Come here, Sophie.
00:49:59 AMY: lt's okay.
00:50:00 Thank you, Amy.
00:50:02 [FAN WHlRRlNG]
00:50:06 I don't know why,
00:50:09 -Beats having to take her for a drive.
00:50:12 Anyway, big math test tomorrow, so....
00:50:17 [WHlSPERS]
00:50:19 Oh, Amy, Amy.
00:50:22 It's okay.
00:50:25 Okay.
00:50:26 -Give her the money.
00:50:30 -Thank you so much.
00:50:33 -Good luck on your math test.
00:50:35 -Oh, thank God. Whew.
00:50:38 [SOPHlE CRYING]
00:50:40 -Oh, no.
00:50:44 HOLLY: Too close. You're holding her too--
00:50:47 -That's what the babysitter was doing.
00:50:50 No, she was soothing her down here.
00:50:52 We're gonna go for a drive.
00:50:55 -Just go. Just go.
00:50:58 HOLLY: All right, we're just gonna go
00:51:01 MESSER:
00:51:03 Yeah.
00:51:26 [GASPS]
00:51:30 Hi.
00:51:31 Mm-hm. Absolutely.
00:51:35 Yeah, really, thank you so much.
00:51:38 Yes!
00:51:39 Yes. Burke's out, and I finally got the call
00:51:43 -Today is my Riverside event. l told you.
00:51:46 You just don't listen to women
00:51:49 See it there on the board?
00:51:51 Come on, l can't.
00:51:54 -Come on, work with me here.
00:51:57 You have any idea
00:51:59 The Hawks are a game out
00:52:01 -Don't walk out that door.
00:52:04 I've been planning this for months.
00:52:06 There are plenty of mommy and daddies
00:52:09 -Call them.
00:52:13 Hey, I was wondering if maybe you guys
00:52:17 I got a huge break.
00:52:20 Nope, Amy can't.
00:52:22 Yeah, l tried Josh and Beth too.
00:52:26 Son of a....
00:52:30 MAN: lt's a healthier meal
00:52:34 You know what l'm saying?
00:52:36 MESSER: Yeah, I like them soft.
00:52:39 All right, thank you for the ride, Walter.
00:52:41 Well, you called, l came.
00:52:44 What's up with my floor seats?
00:52:46 I'm gonna give you two floor seats.
00:52:48 All you gotta do
00:52:51 -Okay.
00:52:52 -We making another stop, baby?
00:52:54 -Okay. All right.
00:52:57 Not yet, not yet. The baby's in here.
00:53:01 You left the baby! You left the bab--
00:53:04 You left your baby.
00:53:07 Look, Walter, please, I got no choice.
00:53:11 No, no, no.
00:53:14 Are you on crack?
00:53:17 I know all about you, man.
00:53:18 I know you keep a clean cab,
00:53:21 ...and you got three kids
00:53:23 You know why? Because they're my kids.
00:53:25 I hate other people's kids.
00:53:28 Whatever the meter is, triple it.
00:53:30 You'll be the best-paid babysitter
00:53:32 Please.
00:53:36 -What if she wakes up?
00:53:39 Look. lt's her ducky.
00:53:41 -ln case of an emergency.
00:53:44 -There won't be.
00:53:47 ANNOUNCER:
00:53:49 Ready Camera 3. And go 3.
00:53:52 --feeding it off, and the basket....
00:53:54 -Simon, give me the scoring leaders, please.
00:53:59 [CELL PHONE RlNGS]
00:54:00 -Who's calling?
00:54:03 -Yeah?
00:54:08 Hey, there's this great game going on.
00:54:11 Cameras 4 and 6,
00:54:14 Okay, sniff her butt.
00:54:17 I'm not sniffing this baby's booty.
00:54:21 It's like a dirty bomb.
00:54:25 -l'll be down at halftime.
00:54:28 Halftime!
00:54:30 Okay, okay, okay, here we go, man.
00:54:33 Okay. Okay. All right.
00:54:36 -All right, here we go.
00:54:38 No, please, listen. Walter, please.
00:54:40 -Know what? Here. Take the whole wallet.
00:54:43 You know what l want?
00:54:47 ...next to some big-screen TVs--
00:54:49 No kids in the booth. I'm sorry.
00:54:52 -Baby wanna see game?
00:54:54 [IN BABY VOICE]
00:54:55 Baby wanna see game.
00:54:57 [TOY SQUEAKS]
00:55:05 MESSER:
00:55:07 This is Sophie and her nanny, Walter.
00:55:12 Say hi.
00:55:15 All right, here you go.
00:55:16 Big cushy chair, new monitors.
00:55:19 No beer till after the game, okay?
00:55:21 Nice. l never seen a game like this before.
00:55:24 -So you're good?
00:55:26 All right.
00:55:28 All right, people, second half.
00:55:31 -Did you get him through a service?
00:55:35 -Yeah?
00:55:37 -He's your cab driver, isn't he?
00:55:39 Yeah.
00:55:40 ANNOUNCER:
00:55:43 [CRYING]
00:55:44 -No doubt they'll play for the last shot.
00:55:48 Liz, tell Camera 4 to stay with Johnson.
00:55:50 -l can barely hear you, Messer.
00:55:54 MESSER:
00:55:55 -Walter, she's crying.
00:55:58 -You are the worst babysitter of all time.
00:56:02 Do something.
00:56:04 All right, Camera 2, stay with Bibby--
00:56:07 All right, stay with the shooter
00:56:10 No, I mean, Camera 1 .
00:56:11 Stay on 1 , 1 , 1 .
00:56:12 Camera 2, stay with the-- Camera 1 --
00:56:14 ANNOUNCER:
00:56:17 Unbelievable play by Atlanta.
00:56:21 Hands down, the best game of the year.
00:56:32 [SINGlNG]
00:56:36 I'm a weirdo
00:56:41 -What the hell--?
00:56:44 Everybody likes Radiohead.
00:56:48 Do you mind?
00:56:52 What the hell am I doing here?
00:56:56 I don't belong here
00:56:59 Mmm, mmm
00:57:02 [WHlSPERlNG]
00:57:04 Told you it works.
00:57:14 [WHlSPERlNG]
00:57:16 -Shh.
00:57:18 Would it kill you
00:57:21 -Yeah, it might.
00:57:22 Why should I pretend to be happy?
00:57:26 -lt's depressing.
00:57:27 Know what? I am so sick
00:57:31 I ruined my life for her.
00:57:32 I'm so sorry parenting isn't as fun
00:57:35 Yeah, you're happy
00:57:38 -My old life didn't suck.
00:57:40 My life was great.
00:57:42 -l had free time.
00:57:45 -God.
00:57:47 I had a great life.
00:57:50 Okay? Girls would buy me drinks
00:57:52 You see this shirt?
00:57:56 You're disgusting.
00:57:57 People say you can't have it all.
00:58:00 Of course you think that's awesome,
00:58:04 Even Peter was embarrassed by you.
00:58:06 He just never said anything to your face
00:58:10 You should get laid yourself.
00:58:12 Except to have sex...
00:58:13 ...you gotta find somebody
00:58:18 [WHlSPERS]
00:58:30 [IN NORMAL VOICE] You shouldn't ride
00:58:33 [IN NORMAL VOICE]
00:58:38 She's not my kid.
00:58:40 Then whose kid is she?
00:59:32 [SIGHS]
00:59:56 [DOOR OPENS]
01:00:00 [DOOR CLOSES]
01:00:02 PETER [ON TV]:
01:00:11 I'm sorry, Messer.
01:00:14 -l didn't mean it.
01:00:24 You know, I broke my back when I was 1 7.
01:00:29 And Pete spent that whole summer
01:00:34 ...watching movies every day.
01:00:37 All my friends went out to the beach
01:00:41 ...but he just sat there with me
01:00:44 I can't leave him alone
01:00:48 Even if he's gone.
01:00:52 I dug up some of their old home movies
01:00:56 I just wanted to hear their voices,
01:01:01 And l found this one,
01:01:05 PETER:
01:01:09 Pretty great, huh? I went with the lavender
01:01:13 -When did you paint this room?
01:01:17 ALlSON:
01:01:19 It smells like paint fumes in here.
01:01:21 PETER: It's been drying for 1 2 hours.
01:01:24 -You're getting so critical.
01:01:27 It's not even wet.
01:01:30 ALISON: Of course it's not wet, but you
01:01:34 It doesn't. It's totally aired out.
01:01:38 You didn't do any of this.
01:01:42 -l oversaw the work that was being done.
01:01:45 The one thing you said you would do,
01:01:47 I got creative. The guy came in,
01:01:51 -This is ridiculous. She can't sleep here.
01:01:54 -Move the crib.
01:01:56 So you're saying it's okay
01:01:59 ...and wanna kill each other half the time.
01:02:01 -Two-thirds, actually.
01:02:04 I think we have to just stop trying
01:02:09 You know, I hate this place.
01:02:13 You know,
01:02:18 And l really hate that cowboy painting.
01:02:20 -He's really creepy, right?
01:02:24 If we're gonna live here,
01:02:27 ...like they're coming back soon.
01:03:04 HOLLY:
01:03:05 MESSER: That good right there?
01:03:07 -Looks good right there.
01:03:36 Morning, Messer.
01:03:39 Morning...
01:03:41 ...Jill.
01:03:48 -Oh, and thank you for dinner.
01:03:51 -And next time it's my treat.
01:03:56 Right foot, left foot. Right foot, left foot.
01:03:59 -Let's see some walking.
01:04:01 She'll walk when she's got
01:04:04 All the books say she should be walking
01:04:07 ...and she's not doing either.
01:04:08 All the books also say
01:04:12 ...and look at your life.
01:04:13 That poor girl thinks
01:04:16 What's the alternative?
01:04:19 -That would be mean.
01:04:21 I mean, if you're not with me and Sophie,
01:04:24 -l have my methods.
01:04:35 [DEEDEE SlGHS]
01:04:37 DEEDEE:
01:04:41 Okay. Oh, like a rubber band.
01:04:46 -Limbering up?
01:04:50 Oh, right back at you.
01:04:52 TED: Hey, big man.
01:04:54 -Hey, you see that game last night?
01:04:57 [CHUCKLES]
01:05:00 -Boo!
01:05:01 I didn't mean to scare you.
01:05:03 -l didn't know you were a runner.
01:05:06 We should train together. Yeah.
01:05:08 -Well, l like to use this time to think.
01:05:12 Is this the pace we're gonna keep up?
01:05:16 HOLLY: l still don't understand
01:05:19 The job's been more complicated
01:05:21 Oh, more complicated
01:05:24 My life has been more complicated
01:05:26 I didn't anticipate somebody
01:05:29 -Ms. Berenson?
01:05:31 Ah. Sorry. Hello, lady. What you doing?
01:05:36 Hey, Lonnie? Keep a better eye on her.
01:05:39 -lt's a construction site.
01:05:42 -Just take her.
01:05:44 -Please.
01:05:46 -Can you help me out?
01:05:49 Doesn't she look good with--?
01:05:53 Smooth.
01:05:54 Go, Wonder Pets. Yay!
01:05:58 Wow, that was a really good episode.
01:06:01 What l like about Ming-Ming
01:06:04 ...she really learned something valuable
01:06:09 I didn't see that one coming.
01:06:12 Holly. Stay right-- You stay right--
01:06:14 Holly, Holly, Holly! She's standing!
01:06:18 -What? Now?
01:06:21 -She can't walk now! She can't walk now!
01:06:24 Okay, wait. Stay right there.
01:06:26 -Wait, l'm coming.
01:06:28 -She's walking! Hurry up!
01:06:30 -l'm coming! Just stall her. Stall her!
01:06:34 -How do l stall her?
01:06:37 Don't you take that step.
01:06:39 -What do you want me to--?
01:06:43 -Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, l'm sorry. l'm so sorry.
01:06:47 You told me to stall her, so l just--
01:06:50 I asked you to stall her, Messer,
01:06:53 -Now she'll never walk.
01:06:57 -What did the bad man do, huh?
01:07:02 [SOPHlE GlGGLING]
01:07:24 Hold on. Okay, go ahead.
01:07:34 -Are those homemade noodles?
01:07:37 She's the only person
01:07:39 Now it's personal.
01:07:41 Come on.
01:07:44 One bite.
01:07:47 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I did it!
01:07:51 She ate my cooking, she ate my cooking,
01:07:55 I'm that good.
01:08:21 -Oh, my God.
01:08:24 This is why you are always so happy
01:08:27 This is where you pick up women.
01:08:31 She's gotta pay back somehow.
01:08:33 -No free lunch, right, Soph?
01:08:36 -See what?
01:08:39 You want me to pick you up? Here?
01:08:41 Yes. l want you to loop around
01:08:44 I'm not gonna pretend to pick you up.
01:08:46 -l wanna get home.
01:08:50 Hey.
01:08:52 You know what? l read about these.
01:08:57 -How do you pronounce it? "Açaí"?
01:08:59 -"Açaí"?
01:09:00 Oh.
01:09:01 You must really have an ear
01:09:04 No, not really.
01:09:06 I took Spanish all through high school.
01:09:13 Oh, you're good. You're very good.
01:09:15 -You see that?
01:09:17 Holly?
01:09:19 Oh! lt's Sam. lt's Sophie's doctor, Sam.
01:09:22 -Sam? You call him Sam?
01:09:25 -Dr. Nelson.
01:09:26 -Hey, l'm Messer. Nice to meet you.
01:09:30 -ls this your...?
01:09:31 -No.
01:09:35 Sounds complicated.
01:09:37 -We raise Sophie together.
01:09:38 You know, Holly's mentioned how much
01:09:42 ...a few times, actually.
01:09:43 So l thought she meant
01:09:46 Can you just walk away?
01:09:49 -l'm all right here.
01:09:53 Sometimes Sophie is more of a grown-up.
01:09:57 So how's this work between you two?
01:10:00 -You split up most of the work?
01:10:03 -Chart?
01:10:05 That chart give you any time off?
01:10:07 Yes, Monday, Wednesday
01:10:09 -Oh, yeah?
01:10:11 -Will you have Sophie this Friday?
01:10:14 SAM: Eight o'clock Friday?
01:10:16 -My office has your information?
01:10:18 -l'll call you up.
01:10:20 [HOLLY CHUCKLES]
01:10:21 You are so right,
01:10:27 MESSER: What time does Dr. Love get here?
01:10:31 I can't believe he asked you out.
01:10:34 He's a pediatrician, so if he's dating
01:10:38 If you have sex, is he gonna tell you
01:10:40 [DOORBELL RlNGS]
01:10:43 -Hi.
01:10:48 Oh, l'd better not say anything.
01:10:52 -Hey, Messer.
01:10:54 -Thanks for giving her the night off.
01:10:57 You know,
01:10:59 -Pretty much impossible to blow this one.
01:11:03 -She hasn't had any for a while--
01:11:06 Call me if you need me.
01:11:11 HOLLY:
01:11:13 ...there were dumpsters on my side of town
01:11:16 You don't like to be surprised, do you?
01:11:18 Well, l'm a little bit
01:11:22 SAM: There we are.
01:11:26 -l'm just not that cool.
01:11:28 We're not going to Aerosmith
01:11:31 This is....
01:11:36 SAM:
01:11:37 The owner and executive chef
01:11:41 -You treat Phillipe Le Mare's kids?
01:11:43 -Oh, my God.
01:11:45 -Phillipe.
01:11:48 -Such a pleasure.
01:11:50 -Special setup right here. Come on.
01:11:53 PHlLLlPE: They're very healthy.
01:11:55 You know,
01:11:59 What about you?
01:12:02 No? You know what?
01:12:04 Why don't we just relax and get
01:12:07 So you live around here?
01:12:11 Upstairs?
01:12:13 I just live right around the corner
01:12:15 You know, I knew l'd seen you
01:12:19 Excellent choice in the crushed watermelon,
01:12:23 I'm sorry if l'm a little nervous.
01:12:25 It's just that l don't usually
01:12:27 To be honest, l....
01:12:30 Well, l like older women.
01:12:34 Well, not that much older.
01:12:42 You are getting warmer, kiddo.
01:12:48 -l can't believe you've never come here.
01:12:52 My ex-wife, she would cook,
01:12:56 -You were married?
01:12:58 Mm. Clever.
01:13:00 [CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]
01:13:01 -l'm so sorry. l thought l turned it off.
01:13:06 Messer, l get one night off.
01:13:07 Look, l'm not calling for you,
01:13:10 Okay. All right, hold on.
01:13:13 I'm sorry, he wants to talk to you.
01:13:16 Hey.
01:13:19 It could be a couple things.
01:13:21 Take her down to the ER at St. Augustus.
01:13:25 I'll tell him you're on your way.
01:13:28 We'll see you there in about an hour. Okay.
01:13:32 They're gonna need an hour,
01:13:35 We gotta go.
01:13:38 Or we could go.
01:13:40 Great. Thank you.
01:13:43 [SOPHlE CRYING]
01:13:50 So Sophie's got a urinary-tract infection.
01:13:54 That gets the medication
01:13:57 I'll stop back by first thing in the morning
01:14:01 -Thanks.
01:14:04 Yeah, l was kind of looking forward
01:14:08 I had rehearsed this whole thing
01:14:21 That was even better than l rehearsed it.
01:14:24 -l'll call you later.
01:14:26 Thank you again.
01:14:35 Hey, her temp's coming down.
01:14:36 Clothes, daycare, monthly food bill...
01:14:38 ...and now a $1 200 bill
01:14:41 If something happens to the car,
01:14:45 Having a kid is expensive.
01:14:47 Having kids and an expanding shop,
01:14:51 Where'd you get the flowers?
01:14:53 Oh. Sam sent them today.
01:14:56 I mean, how can I? I'm a disaster.
01:15:00 This is what you save for marriage.
01:15:02 Don't stress about the money.
01:15:05 I'll just call Lonnie
01:15:07 ...and maybe in a few years,
01:15:11 Wait, so you're gonna pull the plug
01:15:13 I can't increase the construction loan.
01:15:16 I'll just have a shop and not a restaurant.
01:15:19 It'll be okay.
01:15:26 You know, I can give you the money.
01:15:29 -l have savings.
01:15:33 -l would never take your savings.
01:15:35 We're raising a kid together.
01:15:38 This is just part of it.
01:15:40 Look, having somebody help you
01:15:43 It just means that you're not in it alone.
01:15:47 Um....
01:15:50 Okay, but it can't be a gift.
01:15:53 Fine. l'm an investor in Fraiche.
01:15:55 You're....
01:15:57 You're an investor in "Fraiche."
01:15:59 -"Fraiche." Sorry.
01:16:00 That entitles you to 2 percent of profits.
01:16:03 -Three percent.
01:16:04 And, hey, a discount on food and wine.
01:16:07 -Discount?
01:16:08 -Fifteen percent.
01:16:11 It's a great discount.
01:16:14 -Then you throw in dinner.
01:16:16 -All right.
01:16:17 Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
01:16:21 Okay, dinner, tonight, on me.
01:16:29 AMY:
01:16:32 -You look so pretty.
01:16:37 Oh, my God.
01:16:40 -Hey.
01:16:41 So here are all the numbers.
01:16:44 My cell phone, his cell phone,
01:16:48 Yep.
01:16:50 You know you actually have to
01:16:53 -Yeah.
01:16:55 -Okay. All right.
01:16:57 -Okay, have fun.
01:17:21 This place is amazing, Holly.
01:17:26 Look at you. You're a kitchen ninja.
01:17:30 -You don't follow any kind of a recipe?
01:17:33 This is the only place in life
01:17:40 HOLLY:
01:17:44 MESSER:
01:17:48 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
01:17:52 -Are you sure you wanna do this?
01:17:55 -You don't have to.
01:17:58 The helmet. lt's lame.
01:18:01 We're gonna pull out the choke.
01:18:03 -The what?
01:18:04 -Okay.
01:18:06 Turn on the ignition, pull in the clutch.
01:18:09 -Okay.
01:18:12 All right, there we go.
01:18:13 All right, left hand is the clutch,
01:18:16 -Okay.
01:18:19 Oh, l'm on a freaking motorcycle!
01:18:20 Easy there, Rain Man. We're not done?
01:18:24 -Okay.
01:18:25 -Don't let go of that clutch till I get on--
01:18:28 [HOLLY YELPS]
01:18:29 -Oh, my God.
01:18:34 Oh, my God. Oh, Messer.
01:18:38 -No, it's okay. Are you all right?
01:18:42 Oh!
01:18:46 Oh, no.
01:18:48 Oh, no. Are you mad?
01:18:51 No, I'm just-- I'm gonna sit down.
01:18:54 HOLLY:
01:18:56 Do you want me to go talk
01:19:06 -God, l am so sorry, Messer.
01:19:08 -l'm gonna pay for it, I promise.
01:19:11 You didn't even drive it a foot
01:19:14 -l feel so bad. l'm really sorry.
01:19:19 It's just a bike.
01:19:20 Do you mean that,
01:19:23 ...because you think if l keep talking,
01:19:26 Get inside.
01:19:28 [HOLLY GIGGLES]
01:19:29 -Hi.
01:19:34 I didn't wanna move her.
01:19:36 HOLLY [WHISPERING]:
01:19:39 [WHlSPERlNG]
01:19:42 Here you go. Now, come on, no backsies.
01:19:45 -Thanks, Amy.
01:19:50 I think you guys
01:19:54 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
01:19:57 She said the same thing about Taylor Swift
01:20:45 [HOLLY GIGGLES]
01:20:54 Oh, my God, we're in their room.
01:20:56 It's not so scary.
01:20:58 -This room is beautiful.
01:20:59 -How come we haven't used it at all?
01:21:02 What thread count are these sheets? Ooh!
01:21:05 HOLLY:
01:21:08 MESSER:
01:21:10 Us? No. No.
01:21:13 They tried that once before.
01:21:18 HOLLY:
01:21:21 What, why they set us up?
01:21:23 Yeah, l never understood it before,
01:21:27 ...l can see what Alison was thinking.
01:21:30 You have a lot in common with her.
01:21:32 -With Alison?
01:21:34 You'd think it would be Peter,
01:21:43 She was just so fun and easygoing,
01:21:53 -l have a surprise.
01:21:56 -Something I found earlier.
01:22:02 -A little contraband.
01:22:04 -What do you mean, no?
01:22:06 -Sophie is asleep in the next room.
01:22:09 Come on,
01:22:10 [HOLLY LAUGHlNG]
01:22:13 -No.
01:22:15 No. Absolutely not.
01:22:18 We cannot smoke that.
01:22:29 Don't.
01:22:31 [MESSER LAUGHING]
01:22:42 -Why are you leaving them?
01:22:45 We're not gonna eat all these.
01:22:47 All right. Come on, let's go.
01:22:52 [SINGlNG]
01:22:54 And buckle up
01:22:56 You know there was five Wiggles
01:22:59 I was the fifth Wiggle.
01:23:01 Jump in the car
01:23:02 Put on my seat belt
01:23:04 And we can ride the whole day long
01:23:07 -Oh! That's neat. How do you do that?
01:23:10 -Am I doing it? Am l doing it?
01:23:15 [GASPS]
01:23:19 This is inappropriate for children.
01:23:23 MEN [SINGlNG]:
01:23:27 The sun sees no moonbeams
01:23:30 -So the moon and the sun are friends?
01:23:34 They're in each other's dreams
01:23:45 [JANlNE HUMMlNG]
01:23:56 [DOORBELL RlNGS]
01:23:57 What? Who?
01:23:59 [MESSER GROANlNG]
01:24:01 -Hello?
01:24:03 Oh, where's the phone?
01:24:05 -l think it's the door.
01:24:09 Oh, good morning, Mr. Messer.
01:24:12 No, no, no, this is perfect.
01:24:16 Actually, it's rather warm outside.
01:24:19 Yay, yay, yay!
01:24:20 -Hey, Janine is here.
01:24:23 -God, that lady has the worst timing.
01:24:25 You take Sophie.
01:24:28 -And get the illicit drugs.
01:24:56 Okay, okay, okay. We didn't smoke it.
01:24:59 -l got a little carried away.
01:25:01 -Where's Sophie?
01:25:03 So--?
01:25:07 There we go. All right, there we go.
01:25:10 JANINE:
01:25:13 Yeah, yeah. We have learned a lot.
01:25:15 And so has Miss Sophie.
01:25:18 So how are you two getting along?
01:25:21 -Us?
01:25:23 -Everything's fantastic.
01:25:26 Have you thought
01:25:29 ...or what your plans might be together?
01:25:31 We hadn't really gotten that far.
01:25:34 And some things just happened
01:25:38 Really?
01:25:41 Really? lt just never occurred to me
01:25:45 How could you not know
01:25:47 Maybe I'm not as experienced a planner
01:25:50 -l think you're a good planner.
01:25:56 Huh?
01:25:57 We have no intention of letting our personal
01:26:01 -You gonna get married?
01:26:03 -This happened, what, six hours ago?
01:26:08 What if it doesn't work out?
01:26:11 Sex in this situation, it's like termites.
01:26:16 You were supposed to be my easy case.
01:26:20 I thought, "Gonna deal with my easy case,
01:26:24 -Look, Janine, it--
01:26:26 We have one more meeting scheduled.
01:26:29 Whether you decide to get engaged
01:26:33 ...l don't care.
01:26:34 Just work your shit out, okay?
01:26:37 -Okay, okay.
01:26:41 -Do you mind if l snag a brownie?
01:26:45 [JANlNE GASPS]
01:26:47 Oh, really, l'm so sorry.
01:26:48 It's a bad batch,
01:26:50 No, it's okay. Your house, your food.
01:26:54 -Thank you.
01:26:55 -Are you--?
01:27:01 You're my last single friend.
01:27:04 Without you,
01:27:06 Look, l don't know why we did it.
01:27:10 Do you know what marriage is like?
01:27:14 -And then don't change anything.
01:27:17 You guys are raising a kid together.
01:27:21 Messer.
01:27:23 -Minute?
01:27:27 So l gave you a nice big fat break.
01:27:30 That didn't go so well.
01:27:32 Should I learn my lesson with you,
01:27:35 Given a choice,
01:27:39 You get it better
01:27:41 Sports isn't just about stats
01:27:43 It's about insight, it's about feeling.
01:27:46 You got the talent,
01:27:48 I can be in one place, Alan.
01:27:50 -Can you?
01:27:51 Can you be in Phoenix?
01:27:54 A spot opened up directing for the Suns.
01:27:56 They called,
01:27:58 I'd like to tell them you.
01:28:03 Let me know.
01:28:10 [BAND PLAYlNG "MlSSlNG YOU"]
01:28:13 JOSH [SlNGING]:
01:28:17 I always catch my breath
01:28:21 And l'm still standing here
01:28:25 DEEDEE:
01:28:28 Mmm. Two cats in heat.
01:28:31 DEEDEE:
01:28:33 That's too casual.
01:28:37 TED:
01:28:39 She bet me $400 that they were gonna
01:28:42 -That's why you're saying that.
01:28:46 If me at any age of my life could see me,
01:28:50 Uh-oh. Messer owes you a quarter, he does.
01:28:54 Messer. l heard you lived around here.
01:28:57 Ben, hey.
01:28:58 Sweet move, landing Phoenix.
01:29:02 -We're still talking about that.
01:29:05 We're gonna be over at the band in a bit.
01:29:08 BEN:
01:29:10 [HOLLY CHUCKLES]
01:29:12 What was that about?
01:29:14 Nothing. Come on, let's go, let's go.
01:29:17 -Come on. Okay.
01:29:20 Come on, Messer, out with it.
01:29:22 It's just something Alan and I talked about
01:29:25 He put me up for a directing job. It's....
01:29:28 -ln Phoenix.
01:29:29 -Running their whole crew for the season.
01:29:33 Well, l didn't wanna be rude
01:29:37 -So why didn't you tell me about it?
01:29:40 I don't know, l didn't want it to be a thing.
01:29:43 -But you want to.
01:29:46 -lt's a huge opportunity.
01:29:50 -No.
01:29:52 No, I'm not thinking about it.
01:29:54 I don't understand
01:29:57 Because I didn't want you to get upset,
01:30:01 Why would l be upset
01:30:04 Know what, Mess? Can you just stop
01:30:07 Can you just tell me honestly,
01:30:13 Yeah. l'm thinking about it.
01:30:15 This is something
01:30:18 I would've jumped
01:30:21 Before Sophie and before me?
01:30:24 I get it. Come on. Come here, bugaboo.
01:30:26 -Holly. Holl--
01:30:29 How was this gonna work exactly?
01:30:30 Were we gonna go with you,
01:30:33 I don't know.
01:30:35 I barely had to think for one.
01:30:38 No, it's not, it's exactly what
01:30:42 -That's not true.
01:30:44 And after everything,
01:30:47 You think that I'm not in this?
01:30:49 I gave up my place,
01:30:52 -l never asked you for money.
01:30:55 I gave up everything
01:30:58 "Play this part"?
01:31:01 That's what this is to you.
01:31:03 Well, we're living in their house,
01:31:05 We're acting like we're married,
01:31:08 -Have you been pretending with Sophie?
01:31:12 So just me, then.
01:31:16 You should take the job, Messer.
01:31:27 [SOPHlE CRYING]
01:31:28 I know. I'm sorry.
01:31:35 I'm sorry.
01:32:20 [SOPHlE CRYING]
01:32:21 I'm coming, Soph.
01:32:25 Okay.
01:32:28 Oh.
01:32:29 I knew you'd be up to your eyeballs
01:32:33 -Thanks.
01:32:35 Good morning, Miss Soph. I missed you.
01:32:39 You slept so good last night.
01:32:42 Apple.
01:32:43 [IN SLOW VOlCE]
01:32:45 I always sound like Antonio Banderas
01:32:48 [IN SLOW VOlCE]
01:32:50 SAM:
01:32:52 I'd love to sit and eat,
01:32:55 ...and if l'm even a minute late, they will
01:33:01 -l'll see you later?
01:33:03 Wait, take a muffin.
01:33:05 Thanks. Bye, Sophie.
01:33:08 -Bye.
01:33:17 [INAUDIBLE DlALOGUE]
01:33:23 ANNOUNCER:
01:33:26 Greg, ready that cutaway. Roll it.
01:33:29 Take it.
01:33:30 [SOPHlE CRYING]
01:33:35 [SINGlNG]
01:33:38 What the hell am I doing here?
01:34:05 HOLLY:
01:34:14 -Thanks.
01:34:17 Wow.
01:34:19 Oh, look at you.
01:34:23 -She's huge, right?
01:34:26 -"Messer." Can you say "Messer"?
01:34:29 -Still no "Holly," huh?
01:34:31 You know what it's like to be outranked
01:34:35 Okay, so we are all set for Monday.
01:34:39 Janine actually broke tradition
01:34:42 So you really did kill the expansion, huh?
01:34:46 Yeah, we were like this before
01:34:50 All right, you ready?
01:34:53 See you.
01:34:54 -Have fun.
01:34:58 -Hey, Mess?
01:35:00 I don't know
01:35:02 ...but, well, Sam and I
01:35:05 ...and the neighbors are gonna be there.
01:35:07 They keep asking about you,
01:35:11 -Yeah.
01:35:12 -Yeah, what the hell.
01:35:14 -All right. You're cooking?
01:35:15 -All right. I'll see you there.
01:35:17 Say goodbye. There we go.
01:35:19 [CHUCKLES]
01:35:28 -Mmm.
01:35:29 You don't think it needs more nutmeg?
01:35:34 You are no help.
01:35:36 [DOORBELL RlNGS]
01:35:37 I'll get it.
01:35:42 GARY:
01:35:45 -Hey.
01:35:46 -Happy Thanksgiving.
01:35:49 -l got you a little wine.
01:35:50 -Nine bucks.
01:35:54 -Where's Soph?
01:35:56 -Okay.
01:35:59 -Oh, hey.
01:36:01 -Hi.
01:36:03 -That was a wave to me.
01:36:04 So, what else you maniacs been up to?
01:36:07 Gary and I are taking
01:36:09 -Wow.
01:36:10 I'm not gonna be around to defend him
01:36:13 -Toughen him up.
01:36:15 What a great opportunity to get to kick
01:36:19 ...in a controlled setting
01:36:23 Messer.
01:36:25 -Hey. How you doing, doc?
01:36:29 -Glad you could make it.
01:36:31 Although, technically, this is my house,
01:36:35 You know, I know this is a little weird.
01:36:39 -No, it's not weird.
01:36:42 The house, we're all a part of it,
01:36:45 Yeah, we're all fans of the house.
01:36:48 Hey, dinner today is a great way
01:36:51 TED:
01:36:54 I'm sorry, am l missing something?
01:37:00 You're selling the house?
01:37:03 -When were you gonna tell me about this?
01:37:06 It's just too big, Messer.
01:37:09 -l'm paying my half.
01:37:13 You should've asked me, Holly.
01:37:15 Oh, like you asked me
01:37:17 You're not selling the house.
01:37:20 They wanted you and I to raise her,
01:37:24 You sure didn't waste any time
01:37:27 Are you gonna try to make me feel bad
01:37:30 You wanted to do it on your own,
01:37:34 That's why seconds after I was gone,
01:37:37 HOLLY:
01:37:38 Sound really travels in here,
01:37:41 You know what? He is nothing like you.
01:37:46 He is warm and kind, and he doesn't
01:37:50 Yeah, l ran.
01:37:52 My best friend died,
01:37:55 -l'm sorry if--
01:37:57 -l was scared.
01:37:59 It was easier for you. You wanted this.
01:38:03 But not the way l got it.
01:38:06 And not with somebody
01:38:08 But l did.
01:38:12 Holly, I still do.
01:38:19 No, you're right.
01:38:21 We were just....
01:38:23 We were just pretending to be them.
01:38:27 We needed each other
01:38:29 And now that's done, and we don't need
01:38:34 I don't wanna fight with you, please.
01:38:42 I'm gonna go back to Phoenix.
01:38:45 You can handle Janine on your own.
01:38:47 Looks like you got things covered here
01:38:56 Oh, damn it.
01:39:02 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
01:39:04 It was great to see you all.
01:39:06 If you're ever in Phoenix,
01:39:12 [SOPHlE CRYING]
01:39:16 Shh, shh, shh.
01:39:33 Okay, dinner is served.
01:39:37 You guys all should try the stuffing.
01:39:40 There's an andouille-sausage thing
01:39:44 Go ahead and dig in.
01:39:48 Eat, now.
01:39:59 HOLLY: All right, thanks for coming.
01:40:10 Yeah, okay, that was bad.
01:40:15 Yeah, maybe we did go too fast.
01:40:18 You have unresolved feelings for him.
01:40:20 Messer and l barely got along
01:40:23 ...and there weren't very many
01:40:26 If my wife and I fought like that...
01:40:31 ...well, we'd still be married.
01:40:39 You know, before anything happened
01:40:43 ...you were exactly the guy
01:40:47 I would lose time thinking about you,
01:40:58 I'll miss you guys.
01:41:09 HOLLY:
01:41:15 He couldn't scare anyone.
01:41:20 He didn't have 1 642--"
01:41:23 Mama.
01:41:26 No, Holly.
01:41:28 -No, I'm Holly.
01:41:49 Yeah, baby girl.
01:41:51 I'm your mama.
01:42:03 HOLLY: The truth is, you know,
01:42:07 ...with one person doing everything,
01:42:09 No charts, no arguments.
01:42:14 I know it's not ideal.
01:42:15 But since when do parents
01:42:20 Right? Right, pretty girl? Huh?
01:42:30 I'm sorry.
01:42:32 I can't do this. This isn't right.
01:42:35 -ls there a problem?
01:42:37 I gotta reschedule.
01:42:40 -Come on.
01:42:58 [PHONE RlNGING]
01:42:59 All right, come on.
01:43:03 MESSER [ON RECORDlNG]:
01:43:05 -Ugh!
01:43:09 You know,
01:43:11 Well, this is our last meeting,
01:43:15 -One way or another, we're finishing it.
01:43:18 If you wanna get there quickly, you might
01:43:22 But you're observing me, so....
01:43:24 -l'm observing you miss the flight. Move it.
01:43:48 [HOLLY CHUCKLlNG ON VIDEO]
01:43:50 HOLLY:
01:43:54 July 22nd, 201 0. First steps.
01:44:01 Where you going? Come back.
01:44:06 Yay!
01:44:12 You have a beautiful family.
01:44:16 Thank you.
01:44:18 WOMAN [OVER PA]:
01:44:20 ...Flight 722 to Phoenix
01:44:31 Hi. Hi. l need two tickets that will get me
01:44:35 -...as fast as possible, please.
01:44:41 The baby's shoes too, ma'am.
01:44:44 Are you kidding me? They're baby shoes.
01:44:47 -Just give her to me. Give her to me. Go.
01:45:18 [SIGHS]
01:45:39 [CRYING]
01:45:44 It's just, you ran all the way there...
01:45:48 ...and l thought when I took Sophie,
01:45:52 I know.
01:45:55 Don't worry about me. l'll be fine, l will.
01:45:58 -l've got Sophie.
01:46:00 And maybe this is the way
01:46:03 You're just gonna be so unhappy.
01:46:06 -l'm not gonna start crying again.
01:46:09 Yeah, sure.
01:46:16 -You're gonna be a great mom.
01:46:21 -l'll let CPS know you passed.
01:46:24 -Chin up.
01:46:26 I'm really sorry that l cried.
01:46:28 -No problem. Used to crying.
01:46:39 Okay.
01:46:42 Here.
01:46:43 Wanna play with the keys?
01:46:56 -Oh, my God. Messer. Oh, my God.
01:47:01 I had my key, and l thought
01:47:05 Messer--
01:47:06 Look, please don't say anything.
01:47:10 I finally figured out
01:47:13 And it's not because we knew them best.
01:47:15 It's because you and me together,
01:47:17 ...somehow, we're a family.
01:47:22 Like they were.
01:47:24 And when I'm gone,
01:47:28 I miss our family.
01:47:30 I know we got it backwards.
01:47:31 You're supposed to meet, fall in love,
01:47:35 I don't care how it happened,
01:47:38 -l fell in love with our family.
01:47:43 I was at the airport.
01:47:48 Did you plan some kind of a trip
01:47:52 No.
01:47:56 Well, did you hear me say l loved you?
01:48:00 Okay.
01:48:03 I love you.
01:48:27 When I found out that l was pregnant again,
01:48:31 And l said, "Scott, can we be this blessed?
01:48:34 We can't repeat what I said.
01:48:36 We cannot. We were-- You know what?
01:48:40 -Okay.
01:48:42 -Me, huh?
01:48:43 -All right.
01:48:45 Oh, Scott, could you get me maybe
01:48:49 -Of course. Why haven't l done that?
01:48:52 Coming through.
01:48:54 -Hey. Cookie?
01:48:56 -Oh, no, thanks. Trying to cut back.
01:48:59 Give me that back.
01:49:02 -lt's like a salad.
01:49:04 It's all about the sleep schedule, man.
01:49:08 MESSER:
01:49:11 -Cake.
01:49:13 Cake? Do you like cake?
01:49:16 It's simple, it's understated, it's....
01:49:18 Yeah, you know me. That's how I roll.
01:49:21 [MESSER LAUGHING]
01:49:25 -Ah. Okay, okay.
01:49:27 -You're never gonna get any easier, are you?
01:49:32 MESSER: What? She's 2.
01:49:39 Okay, babe.
01:49:41 -All right.
01:49:42 -Here we go, Soph. Alrighty.
01:49:45 Here we go.
01:49:48 BOTH [SINGlNG]:
01:49:52 ALL:
01:49:56 Happy birthday, dear Sophie
01:50:00 Happy birthday to you
01:50:04 [ALL CHEERING]