Life as We Know It
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[SIGHS] |
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[KNOCKlNG] |
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[SIGHS] |
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Okay. |
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-Ehh. |
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-Holly. |
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-Messer. |
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-Messer. Yeah, everybody calls me Messer. |
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-Am I late? |
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But l just finished getting ready, |
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-Peter said you'd probably say something. |
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[BOTH CHUCKLE] |
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-Neat. Should we go? |
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Yeah, let's get some dinner. |
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HOLLY: |
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MESSER: Yep. |
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-How long have you known Pete for? |
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Oh, wow. |
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Oh, thank you. |
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I've known Alison since college. |
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-Where's your car? |
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-Here you go. |
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Come on. |
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Hold on tight. |
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[REWING ENGlNE] |
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-l'm not really dressed for 40-mile-an-hour-- |
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I'm not really dressed |
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[ENGINE STOPS] |
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Sorry. l just-- |
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You know, I don't even think |
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But l'll drive. |
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My car's right here. |
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-lt's a sweet ride. |
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Hop in. |
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[MESSER GRUNTS] |
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All right. |
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HOLLY: Hm. |
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So where shall we go? |
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Uh, where did you make the reservations? |
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That you said you were gonna make. |
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-l said that? |
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Yeah, it's cool. |
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We can-- You pick it. |
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We'll grab a table |
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Okay. Well, how about Café Five? |
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-Sounds good. |
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TRlCK DADDY [SlNGING ON RINGTONE]: |
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-lt's just my cell phone. |
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-You can answer it if you-- |
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[RlNGTONE CONTINUES] |
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-Okay. |
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Yeah, well, l was just saying my friend |
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You know what? |
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-l'm-- l can wait. |
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Hey, you. |
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Well, you know me, |
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Yeah, okay, yeah. Eleven? |
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Yeah. You know what? |
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All right. All right, later. |
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Okay. |
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I'm sorry, it's a.... lt's a sick friend. |
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You know, we don't have to do this. |
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Really? |
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-Okay. |
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Okay, let's be honest. |
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You knew the moment you saw me |
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But our mutual friends set this up, |
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To what, |
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Look, best case, |
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What kind of an asshole are you? |
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Look, it's a Saturday night. |
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I can go see my sick friend, |
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...whatever it is you like to do |
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You look like you read. |
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-Do you blog? |
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If you wanted to ensure that this |
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Don't show up an hour late, |
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-She's sick. |
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Were you going to heal her |
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Okay. |
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-Fine. lf you wanna go out, we'll go out-- |
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I'm not going out with you now. |
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Get out of my car. |
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-l don't know what they were thinking. |
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Alison, oh, my God. |
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...is if you promise |
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[MOTORCYCLE STARTS] |
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HOLLY: Really, you are like |
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...and Alison is the sister I never had. |
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And l love you so much, |
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[LAUGHS] |
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Look at Mess. ln back. |
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MAN: Nice. |
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[APPLAUSE] |
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Yeah. |
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Anyway, I was just trying to say |
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I love you. Alison. |
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Messer, it's my turn. lt's my turn. |
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PHOTOGRAPHER: Are you maid of honor? |
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Can we switch you guys out? |
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Get right in here with you guys. |
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Don't touch me. |
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-Don't touch me. Don't encourage him. |
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HOLLY: |
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I'm sorry, I can't stand next to him. |
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PETER: Hey, guys. |
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Here you go. |
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PETER: |
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WAITRESS: |
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[MESSER CHUCKLING] |
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PETER: |
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-She has work to do. |
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-Help me. Take the camera. |
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PETER: |
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Come here. |
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Bun in the oven. |
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MESSER: |
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-She's my daughter. |
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ALlSON: |
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MESSER: |
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[MESSER MAKES KlSSlNG SOUNDS] |
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Come on, just a little Christmas kiss. |
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Great. Yay, happy holidays. |
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[MOUTHS] |
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Hi, baby girl. |
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Hi. Oh, my gosh. |
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[SOPHlE COOS] |
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-Baby. |
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Hold on, Messer, I just got her. |
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PETER: She's with Aunt Holly now. |
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-Careful, Messer. Gently. |
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-Whoa! |
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-Honey. |
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PETER: lt's not funny. |
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-She's like a little football. |
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-Okay. |
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["KlDS" PLAYlNG ON STEREO] |
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PETER & ALlSON [SlNGlNG]: |
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Doggies have pups |
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Horses have pretty foals |
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And sheep have lambs |
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Cows have calves |
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That elephants have calves too |
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Lions and leopards have cubs |
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Which is the proper thing for them to do |
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[COOlNG] |
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PETER: She's gonna blow if you keep |
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MESSER: |
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She loves it, don't you, Soph? |
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You're the only girl l'll ever shave for. |
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Speaking of, why didn't Liz come? |
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No, we ended that a few weeks ago. |
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PETER: What happened? |
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I just didn't see us |
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-Oh, my bad. l thought you liked this girl. |
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Honey, don't forget |
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[TEENAGERS SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY] |
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They show up late |
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-But, sure, let's tip the castle guys. |
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So l started taking Sophie |
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HOLLY: |
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There's this doctor there. He's so cute. |
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I may have finally replaced |
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-Anyway, l noticed no ring... |
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...so l started a conversation |
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-No. |
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-No. We agreed to a moratorium on setups. |
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You have the worst |
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-Like who? |
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Unbelievable. |
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I'm not even gonna |
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Well, that was Peter. |
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You knew he called himself Messer. |
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You can't be like those women |
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I'm not. |
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In the meantime, |
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...and l will keep spoiling them with this. |
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Seriously, |
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-l made your wedding cake. |
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[HOLLY SCOFFS] |
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Don't let any fat grown-ups in |
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[CHUCKLlNG] |
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Have you guys been smoking marijuana? |
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-That's illegal. |
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What are you holding? Let me see it. |
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Please don't. My dad's a pastor. |
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[MESSER CHUCKLES] |
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All right, l'm taking this. |
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-Now get out of here. |
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-Get out of here. |
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TEENAGER: l bought that stuff. |
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Delivery kids show up |
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-Who needs a dealer? |
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Relax. Once a year, |
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...Alison and I like to relive our youth. |
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-Once a year? |
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-Yeah, right. Once a year. |
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Wanna go? Come on, come on. |
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-Messer, do not bounce her too much. |
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-Mess, l'm warning you. |
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Oh, my God. She-- |
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Oh, my God. |
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Don't worry, Sophie, you're not the first girl |
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Hey, Sophie, look. |
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Messer, go up to Peter's closet and |
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-Why, what time is it? |
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Though it's only 1 0 in Messer time. |
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-You keep your watch on during sex. |
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You can take it off now. |
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It's a widow's peak. |
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Hey, baby's birthday. Neutral corners. |
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First birthday, |
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-There it is. |
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...we wanted to toast |
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PETER: |
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We made it through her first year |
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-We love you guys. |
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Mothers cry. |
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[DOORBELL RlNGS] |
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-The babysitter's here. |
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Because she's a genius. |
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When Sophie goes nuclear, |
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-We call her the baby whisperer. |
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-Hey, is she hot? |
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HOLLY: What's wrong with you? |
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-Hello, Amy. |
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AMY: |
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Let's go get you changed, hm? |
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Thank you. |
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Are you serious? |
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Really, if she was old enough |
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-You'll never be obsolete, babe. Come here. |
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Oh, my God. Could you step away? |
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Oh, really? |
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-You do. Get away from me. |
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You've all met before. |
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-You met before. Remember Sophie? |
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WOMAN: Did she have any tearing? |
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They had to crack that woman open |
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Excuse me. |
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Yes, and Alison's friend. |
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Okay, because you need |
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Okay? You need to come over here |
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Someone is in trouble... |
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-...because you make food to die for. |
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Thank you. |
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-l was a real jock back in college. |
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Mm-hm. A sprinter. |
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-Really? |
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-Wow, that's fast. |
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How else do you think l snagged |
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-Uh-oh. Who's talking about me? Okay. |
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Okay, that's good for now. |
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-Messer. |
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-Nice to meet you. |
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I would remember this face of his. |
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If you've got a loving partner, |
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-Yeah, I'm-- |
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-Hold that. Hold on. |
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-l was trying to get the boys fed. |
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I think Conner may have gotten himself |
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-Okay, okay. |
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-Hi, how are you? |
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Okay. l left those diapers in the car. |
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We used to have sex. |
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We used to have sex all the time, |
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Everywhere. |
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Then the baby needs to be fed, |
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...and they have to have slept |
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-Hi, I'm Ted's partner, Gary. |
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No, I'm actually single, l'm.... |
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-lt's just me. |
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Well, you serve good meats and cheeses. |
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-l think we were all talking about that. |
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That's something. |
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-Did you wrap those? |
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Look at that. She wraps. |
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Only with my lips. |
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ALL [SlNGlNG]: |
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Happy birthday to you |
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[ALL CHEERING] |
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Guys, l want a picture of Sophie |
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Okay. |
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-Amazing. |
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Picture. |
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All right, on three say, |
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One, two.... |
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-Cheese. |
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DEEDEE: |
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HOLLY: |
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MESSER: |
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Oh. Ohh! |
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-Hi. |
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You wanna get a late breakfast? |
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No, I can't. I got a game in an hour. |
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-Mm. Are you sure about that? |
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Oh, and mugs are in the cabinet. |
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HOLLY: Ooh. This looks delicious. |
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-l'm just taking a bite. |
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-l should've gone with Ceylon cinnamon. |
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-Cassia's just wrong. |
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You may be bipolar, but you're a genius. |
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-l would, they're so good. |
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Hey, Free-Range Turkey's here. |
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Where you going? See, l knew it. |
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-l know you get excited. |
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I'm gonna take over here. Thank you. |
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LONNIE: You don't act like this |
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-Don't be a smart-ass. Go fix your cookies. |
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-Hey. |
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-Free-range turkey on baguette? |
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Well, l like to think of it as dependable. |
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-Hm. You're counting? |
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You know, there are other things on |
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-Surprise me. |
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-Do you like croissants? |
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Good, then I've got just the thing. |
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How come you don't wear one of those |
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So l'd know what it is. |
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-lt's Holly. |
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-Nice to meet you. |
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Thirty-six now. |
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-Thanks. Keep the change. |
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Sure you don't wanna throw your card |
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Winner gets a free lunch. |
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How about a free dinner on me? |
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Eh-eh-eh. |
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Be cool, be cool. |
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-Go. |
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Which one was it? |
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-l could pick one for you-- |
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ANNOUNCER: And the Atlanta Hawks |
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ALAN: |
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It's an exciting game here. Come on. |
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ANNOUNCER: And he scores. |
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Simon, I need shooting percentages. |
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More, more, more. Yep, right there. Go 8. |
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Ready 2. And go 2. |
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The Hawks are about to press. |
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ANNOUNCER: --pass inbound. |
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Good call, Mess. |
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Let's go. You're too ugly not to be smarter. |
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-l hate him so much. |
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I wanna frame somebody's murder on him, |
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-Fingerprints, scene of the crime. |
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Shooting percentages coming up, sir. |
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Hi, Sam, this is Holly Berenson |
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I think you left your card in my bowl today |
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I hope you did, because you're one |
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And if it is you and you asked me out, |
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-lf it's-- |
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-Hello? |
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-Right, you're his wife. Of course. |
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I understand that you're happily married. |
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Really, l didn't mean anything by it. |
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You take care. I'm sorry. |
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-Hi, Sam? |
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Oh, Samantha. Oh, it's a Samantha. |
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Maybe not. You single? |
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I am single, yes. |
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Hi, Sam Nelson. Dr. Sam Nelson. |
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This is Holly Berenson from Fraiche... |
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...and l am really hoping |
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If not, l'm screwed |
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...who put his card in the bowl |
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[CHUCKLES] |
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Oh, l'm sorry. |
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Call waiting. |
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Hello? |
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[MAN SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY] |
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Yes, this is she. |
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Excuse me. |
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YOUNG: The officer at the scene |
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...on an insurance contact card |
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Now, we need numbers |
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Can you supply those? |
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HOLLY: |
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How did you say the car flipped? |
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-Are you sure you wouldn't like to sit down? |
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Sophie. Was she in the car? |
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No. She was in the care of a minor, |
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So the officers placed her with CPS |
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-She's perfectly fine. |
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Child Protective Services. |
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Where they take cases like this. |
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Cases like this? |
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Orphaned children. |
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Messer. |
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No, no, no. I just don't understand |
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No, ma'am, |
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Yes, l will be here at this number. Yes. |
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They won't do anything, |
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Okay, okay. I'm sure that she's fine. |
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You know, |
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That way we're here if they call early. |
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-Okay. |
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-Okay, you can take their room if you want. |
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-See you in the morning. |
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-Thanks, Messer. |
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[DlSHES CLATTERING] |
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Anyone call? |
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Just their lawyer. |
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He's coming over now. |
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DUNN: l'm sure this is a very difficult |
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Everyone at the firm, |
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Now, you must have many questions. |
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Well, Sophie. |
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-Yes. |
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Okay, well, |
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The foster family she was with |
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They feel she'll adjust best |
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...so first she needs to be picked up |
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Okay, and who does that? |
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I'm sorry, did Alison and Peter talk to you |
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-No. |
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Well, in preparing their will, we talked |
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...in the unlikely event |
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...and they named you. |
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Both of you. |
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-l'm sorry. |
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-They picked us together? |
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There's been a misunderstanding. |
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They tried to set us up on a blind date, |
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I don't even know if you'd call it a date. |
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I know this is overwhelming. |
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Believe me, |
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But there are options. You can say no. |
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Because this is a big deal. This is a child. |
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Big commitment. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
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[HOLLY CLEARS THROAT] |
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-Sorry. |
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You mentioned |
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Yes. We have Peter's father. |
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-Oh. Perfect. He'd be perfect, I think. |
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-There's cousins. |
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MESSER: Cousins are always.... |
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What if one of us, on our own, |
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...chose to honor Alison and Peter's wishes |
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Or both of us, hypothetically. |
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They named you, |
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...to grant you temporary custody, |
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Now, the finances... |
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...the estate will cover the mortgage, |
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They didn't have much in savings. |
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But, you know, |
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Let's just focus on Sophie. |
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-Yes. |
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So l suggest the two of you move in here |
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-You want us to live together? |
00:26:19 |
Until you decide what you wanna do. |
00:26:35 |
Okay. Sign here, Ms. Berenson. |
00:26:45 |
And here, Mr. Messer. |
00:26:49 |
-Thank you. |
00:26:53 |
Hi. |
00:26:56 |
Hi, sweet girl. |
00:26:57 |
Oh, honey, it's so good to see you. |
00:27:00 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
00:27:03 |
I know, I know. |
00:27:08 |
I know. Hey, look. Hey, look. |
00:27:12 |
You want Uncle Messer? Here. |
00:27:17 |
Oh, God. Okay. We should get her home. |
00:27:38 |
-They definitely didn't think this through. |
00:27:43 |
-lt's very important. |
00:27:45 |
I guess. |
00:27:46 |
-What did you say? |
00:27:50 |
Did Pete say anything to you? Or Alison? |
00:27:52 |
-They didn't tell me anything. |
00:27:54 |
This is not the kind of thing |
00:27:56 |
"Hey, you see that game |
00:27:59 |
...then hit the fadeaway jumper? |
00:28:01 |
Oh, and by the way, if I die, |
00:28:04 |
-lt's messed up. |
00:28:06 |
-We are part of a plan. |
00:28:10 |
Are we supposed to live |
00:28:12 |
Share the place, both sleep-deprived? |
00:28:16 |
Assuming you and I can even afford |
00:28:19 |
Dunn said the mortgage is covered. |
00:28:21 |
Well, what about the upkeep? |
00:28:24 |
You have any idea |
00:28:26 |
Pete was a junior partner at a law firm. |
00:28:30 |
And what do you do? |
00:28:32 |
I run a successful business. |
00:28:35 |
Yeah? Well, running a baby |
00:28:38 |
-l didn't say it was. |
00:28:41 |
They bite. They're basically dogs. |
00:28:43 |
Except at least a dog knows |
00:28:46 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
00:28:47 |
She's up. She's up. |
00:28:49 |
-Okay, honey. Hey. Hi. |
00:28:54 |
HOLLY: Hi, honey. |
00:28:55 |
Hey, come here. |
00:28:56 |
-No, no, don't pick her up. |
00:28:58 |
Because she needs to learn |
00:29:00 |
-She needs to what? |
00:29:03 |
I just read it, Messer. lt's important. |
00:29:06 |
Everything's okay. Happy, happy girl. |
00:29:10 |
You know what? Let's just sing a song. |
00:29:13 |
[SINGlNG] |
00:29:16 |
Round and round |
00:29:19 |
The wheels on the bus go round and round |
00:29:21 |
All through the town |
00:29:24 |
The-- l don't know. |
00:29:26 |
-And then Keanu Reeves saves the bus |
00:29:28 |
Saves the bus |
00:29:30 |
And then Keanu Reeves saves the bus |
00:29:33 |
-And then he dies |
00:29:35 |
Does he die? I don't know. |
00:29:36 |
Okay. Maybe she's hungry. |
00:29:39 |
-Come on, let's go eat. Come on. |
00:29:47 |
-Okay, Sophie, l'm almost done, hold on. |
00:29:51 |
-l'm not gonna feed her just anything. |
00:29:55 |
Hopefully before you're 2. |
00:29:57 |
So tell me, what does Sophie do |
00:30:01 |
...and having your own baby? |
00:30:04 |
A woman your age |
00:30:06 |
...for the few guys who don't suck. |
00:30:08 |
I'm sorry, |
00:30:10 |
In the dating world, |
00:30:13 |
You know what you'd be? Complicated. |
00:30:16 |
You don't know anything about me. |
00:30:18 |
Well, l know that you can't open |
00:30:22 |
Oh. There it is. |
00:30:25 |
Why are you trying so hard |
00:30:28 |
I'm not trying to. |
00:30:31 |
-You're trying to do what's best for you. |
00:30:35 |
We're not it. |
00:30:37 |
They loved Sophie more than anything |
00:30:40 |
...and out of everyone, Messer, |
00:30:42 |
They picked us. |
00:30:46 |
I'm coming. |
00:30:47 |
Check this out. |
00:30:51 |
Taste sensation. Ready? |
00:30:54 |
Mmm. |
00:30:56 |
No? Come on. Just try it, Soph. |
00:31:00 |
Just try it. |
00:31:03 |
Come on, Soph, give it a try. |
00:31:05 |
Oh, please? |
00:31:08 |
I think you're gonna love it. Come on. |
00:31:10 |
Mmm. Mmm. Yum, yum, yum. |
00:31:13 |
There you go. Good girl, Soph-- |
00:31:16 |
[SOPHlE COUGHS] |
00:31:28 |
So you honestly think |
00:31:55 |
[JOSH SlGHS] |
00:31:56 |
-Well, it was a beautiful service. |
00:31:58 |
-l did not know that's how they met. |
00:32:01 |
-Are you kidding me? |
00:32:02 |
What is gonna happen with the baby? |
00:32:05 |
-Oh, yeah, you didn't hear? |
00:32:06 |
They named one of their friends, yeah. |
00:32:11 |
And the super-hot one that always smells, |
00:32:14 |
-That guy. |
00:32:17 |
-"Good"? |
00:32:22 |
Mom, thank you for being here. |
00:32:25 |
-You're welcome. |
00:32:28 |
-l gotta talk to Messer. |
00:32:30 |
Mess. |
00:32:34 |
-There's a lot of them. |
00:32:37 |
-So I understand you're Peter's cousins? |
00:32:41 |
-Who is that, Tyler? |
00:32:43 |
Mason, take a seat right now. Let's go. |
00:32:45 |
-Eight kids. |
00:32:48 |
-Nine, dear. |
00:32:54 |
-l had to come for Alison. |
00:32:58 |
-And I was on tour through Atlanta, so.... |
00:33:01 |
Are you performing anywhere |
00:33:03 |
I'm dancing at Juggles tonight... |
00:33:05 |
...and then Bush League |
00:33:08 |
Oh, how exciting. |
00:33:12 |
It's really good for Sophie |
00:33:17 |
She looks just like Peter. |
00:33:20 |
I think she looks just like you. |
00:33:22 |
HOLLY: |
00:33:26 |
Yeah, because we, you know, |
00:33:28 |
...given that Sophie |
00:33:31 |
Well, it seems to make the most sense |
00:33:34 |
HOLLY: Oh! |
00:33:36 |
HOLLY: |
00:33:39 |
Oh, l am so sorry. Okay. |
00:33:41 |
You okay? Okay. |
00:33:43 |
-Good as new. |
00:33:45 |
Yay. |
00:33:49 |
[SOPHlE COOING OVER MONITOR] |
00:33:57 |
Well, we could go |
00:34:01 |
I mean, they clearly know |
00:34:07 |
Stripper seemed nice. |
00:34:10 |
Yeah. |
00:34:14 |
And the grandpa's a definite no? |
00:34:19 |
We're screwed. |
00:34:22 |
CLERK: Next case, the matter of |
00:34:29 |
All right. |
00:34:30 |
I've read your submissions, |
00:34:32 |
Given that you folks were named |
00:34:35 |
...l see no reason |
00:34:38 |
However, permit-- |
00:34:44 |
MESSER: Just leave it. |
00:34:46 |
-They're gonna get ground into the carpet. |
00:34:49 |
Let's leave the Goldfish. |
00:34:52 |
-Okay. Okay. |
00:34:55 |
HOLLY: |
00:34:57 |
-l'll pick these up. |
00:34:59 |
Until that time, l hereby grant |
00:35:03 |
...of Sophie Christina Novak |
00:35:07 |
[POUNDS GAVEL] |
00:35:08 |
That's it? |
00:35:11 |
How do you know we're not dealers |
00:35:13 |
HOLLY: |
00:35:14 |
-Are you drug dealers or pimps? |
00:35:18 |
Let's go. |
00:35:20 |
Boom. "Done, next case. |
00:35:21 |
Here, take a kid. |
00:35:24 |
Where is that stupid duck that she loves |
00:35:27 |
[DUCK TOY QUACKlNG] |
00:35:28 |
I don't get it, man. I've been good. |
00:35:30 |
"Messer, you can forget the condom," |
00:35:34 |
We need to figure out a schedule. |
00:35:37 |
-Do you smell that? |
00:35:38 |
-Oh, maybe she finally pooped. Did she? |
00:35:42 |
What? lt's not that bad. |
00:35:44 |
Oh, Soph. |
00:35:46 |
HOLLY: lt's a weird smell, right? |
00:35:50 |
-Go ahead. |
00:35:53 |
-Yeah. |
00:35:55 |
I am not changing diapers |
00:35:58 |
-Get in there. |
00:36:01 |
Something you can take off the checklist. |
00:36:06 |
-What are you doing? |
00:36:08 |
It's not a bra that l'm taking off a chick, |
00:36:11 |
-lt's not rocket science. Take the tabs off. |
00:36:14 |
See those little tabs? Undo them. |
00:36:19 |
[HOLLY GASPS] |
00:36:21 |
Oh, God. Don't do that. |
00:36:24 |
-It's like Slumdog Millionaire in there. |
00:36:27 |
She didn't eat enough to produce that. |
00:36:29 |
-She's getting it in her toes. |
00:36:32 |
-Give me another one. |
00:36:35 |
What, it's like a poop suit. |
00:36:36 |
[DOORBELL RlNGS] |
00:36:38 |
-Oh, I got it. |
00:36:42 |
Oh, God. |
00:36:45 |
[SOPHlE COOING] |
00:36:46 |
Oh, it's burning my eyes. |
00:36:48 |
I'm getting the feeling |
00:36:51 |
DEEDEE: |
00:36:53 |
-Oh, hi. |
00:36:54 |
-Hi. |
00:36:56 |
-Surprise. |
00:36:58 |
-Yeah, how's it going? |
00:37:00 |
-What's up, buddy? |
00:37:02 |
What's going on? |
00:37:04 |
Just, you know, bringing you |
00:37:07 |
New parents, gotta stock the fridge. |
00:37:10 |
Just because. Ha, ha! |
00:37:14 |
-Come on in. |
00:37:17 |
Hope it's not a bad time. |
00:37:18 |
Okay. Look at that, all clean. |
00:37:22 |
Hey, the neighborhood watch is here. |
00:37:26 |
What? She's perfect, no thanks to you. |
00:37:29 |
-Holly, you have a-- |
00:37:34 |
Okay. Come on. |
00:37:37 |
[PEOPLE CHATTERlNG] |
00:37:38 |
JOSH: Hey. |
00:37:40 |
Hey, guys, we weren't expecting you. |
00:37:44 |
DEEDEE: |
00:37:45 |
What? |
00:37:47 |
Sweetie, you have shit on your face. |
00:37:51 |
-So.... |
00:37:57 |
-Who's hungry? |
00:38:00 |
-This one. |
00:38:01 |
-You got a little more, on the right. |
00:38:04 |
-Okay. |
00:38:05 |
I'm just trying to help. |
00:38:07 |
[LAUGHlNG] |
00:38:11 |
-You doing okay? You look a little tired. |
00:38:15 |
-Doesn't show. |
00:38:17 |
Don't worry, because you're not |
00:38:20 |
Surprise. |
00:38:21 |
And you're never gonna |
00:38:24 |
TED: Oh, God. |
00:38:25 |
If l knew where the Wiggles lived, |
00:38:29 |
...l would murder them with an AK-47. |
00:38:31 |
-l'm very serious. |
00:38:33 |
I don't think any of us knew |
00:38:35 |
-Not a clue. |
00:38:36 |
I mean, we had nine months to get ready |
00:38:41 |
-He sure does. |
00:38:44 |
DEEDEE: Do you know what? |
00:38:47 |
You gotta get two things straight. |
00:38:50 |
-And a backup. |
00:38:51 |
TED: Yeah. |
00:38:53 |
-You can never have enough paper towels. |
00:38:56 |
They're always out of milk |
00:38:59 |
When you order Motrin, get the dye-free. |
00:39:01 |
Oh, no BPAs. Sippy cups, any plastics. |
00:39:05 |
Alison wanted Sophie to go |
00:39:07 |
...so you may wanna think |
00:39:10 |
Like, yesterday. |
00:39:11 |
Okay, maybe we should start |
00:39:19 |
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] |
00:39:22 |
One bite, one bite, one bite. |
00:39:26 |
[SOPHlE LAUGHlNG] |
00:39:32 |
HOLLY: The week. |
00:39:34 |
HOLLY: You're writing my name. |
00:39:36 |
There we go. Okay, Sophie girl. |
00:39:40 |
-Your bath time, your bath time. |
00:39:43 |
-Your bath time, your bath time. |
00:39:46 |
All right, how about that? |
00:39:48 |
No? |
00:39:51 |
How about this one? |
00:39:54 |
No? |
00:40:08 |
[TOYS SQUEAKlNG] |
00:40:14 |
[TOY SQUEAKS] |
00:40:17 |
ANNOUNCER 1 [ON TV]: |
00:40:19 |
Yeah! |
00:40:21 |
[CRYING] |
00:40:22 |
What? You wanna watch something else? |
00:40:25 |
ANNOUNCER 2: |
00:40:27 |
No, come on, missed the.... |
00:40:31 |
NARRATOR: |
00:40:38 |
[SOPHlE GlGGLING] |
00:40:56 |
There we go. |
00:41:00 |
[GASPS] |
00:41:02 |
[SOPHlE GlGGLES] |
00:41:03 |
You okay? You okay? Good. |
00:41:09 |
Please? |
00:41:16 |
-She's making the poop face. |
00:41:18 |
Poop face. |
00:41:20 |
Hurry up, hurry up. |
00:41:23 |
-l don't know how to do this. |
00:41:25 |
You know what? Move, move. Let me do it. |
00:41:29 |
-Come on. I hate this thing. |
00:41:32 |
-Okay. Don't start. Sorry. |
00:41:36 |
Oh, my God, that's my hat. |
00:41:38 |
That's my-- |
00:41:41 |
-l'll wash it. |
00:41:43 |
Yeah, laugh it off. Laugh it off. |
00:41:49 |
Oh, God. |
00:41:51 |
Um, I think we should just.... |
00:42:00 |
-Hey, what is that? |
00:42:02 |
That lump. What's that? |
00:42:04 |
-That's her bellybutton. |
00:42:07 |
That wasn't there. |
00:42:09 |
-lt's just an outie, isn't it? |
00:42:13 |
I don't think. |
00:42:16 |
HOLLY: |
00:42:18 |
What are these numbers on here? |
00:42:21 |
Why is this...? |
00:42:24 |
No one's gonna steal a stroller. |
00:42:27 |
We can't afford to be snobby. |
00:42:29 |
Bring out all the crowd pleasers. |
00:42:31 |
Anything wrapped in bacon, |
00:42:34 |
Sorry to keep you waiting. |
00:42:37 |
-l gotta call you back. |
00:42:39 |
Free-Range Turkey. |
00:42:41 |
-Dr. Free-Range Turkey. |
00:42:45 |
I heard about the accident. |
00:42:47 |
I am so sorry about your friends. |
00:42:50 |
Thank you. |
00:42:51 |
Hey, you left me a half-message, |
00:42:55 |
Yeah, something-- Someone came up. |
00:42:58 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
00:42:59 |
-How we doing? |
00:43:03 |
Is she sleeping okay? |
00:43:07 |
Not at first, but now very regular. |
00:43:10 |
But she does have this protrusion |
00:43:13 |
I don't know, you know, what it is. |
00:43:17 |
I don't really know anything about kids. |
00:43:20 |
Alison was the first of my friends |
00:43:22 |
...and she was amazing with Sophie. |
00:43:24 |
And she would be the first person |
00:43:28 |
I mean, she was the first person l called |
00:43:31 |
God. It is killing me. |
00:43:34 |
It is killing me right now |
00:43:37 |
She just.... |
00:43:40 |
And l'd really like to say, |
00:43:43 |
You could've left me your pearls |
00:43:45 |
I mean, this is a little much. |
00:43:47 |
It's really, really hard, |
00:43:51 |
I don't know what l'm doing. |
00:44:00 |
I'm sorry. |
00:44:02 |
No, I think you're doing pretty well, |
00:44:05 |
Sophie's got an umbilical hernia. |
00:44:10 |
It's nothing to worry about. |
00:44:13 |
-Then l didn't do it? |
00:44:15 |
Okay. |
00:44:20 |
I thought you said it goes away |
00:44:23 |
That's for you. |
00:44:27 |
"One bottle of Pinot Noir, |
00:44:30 |
Or white. Same dosage, though. |
00:44:33 |
Look, what you're doing is pretty incredible. |
00:44:37 |
-Thank you. |
00:44:41 |
-Okay. |
00:44:42 |
Bye, Sophie. You're gonna be okay. |
00:44:45 |
-Nice to see you. |
00:44:48 |
[DOOR OPENS] |
00:44:49 |
MESSER: |
00:44:52 |
...and it dawns on me |
00:44:55 |
...like a guy will stare at a woman |
00:44:59 |
You know what l just realized today? |
00:45:02 |
I am never gonna take a great bath |
00:45:04 |
This is a shower house. |
00:45:07 |
It must save so much time. |
00:45:11 |
-How's that wine treating you? |
00:45:13 |
MESSER: |
00:45:14 |
-Did you want some? |
00:45:16 |
Because I can share. I'm a good sharer. |
00:45:18 |
No, you don't need any, |
00:45:22 |
That's what Alison told me, you know, |
00:45:25 |
She said, "Honey, you just got your ass |
00:45:29 |
You need to go have a good time." |
00:45:34 |
Your charming self shows up... |
00:45:36 |
...and you don't even wanna go |
00:45:38 |
My first date in three years, |
00:45:42 |
[HOLLY LAUGHS] |
00:45:44 |
And now I'm raising a kid |
00:45:46 |
-God, the irony. |
00:45:49 |
You are, you know that, right? An asshole? |
00:45:53 |
-Been saying it behind your back for years. |
00:45:57 |
That'll be a fun next 1 8 years. |
00:45:58 |
[DOORBELL RlNGS] |
00:45:59 |
Everybody thinks l'm a fun drunk. |
00:46:03 |
It's probably a neighbor. |
00:46:06 |
-Yes? |
00:46:09 |
Your caseworker from Social Services. |
00:46:12 |
Yeah. |
00:46:13 |
You were told |
00:46:16 |
HOLLY: |
00:46:18 |
Yeah, well, |
00:46:21 |
-Just give me one minute. |
00:46:23 |
-Who is that? |
00:46:25 |
You got five minutes to shower... |
00:46:27 |
...and start acting like the responsible pain |
00:46:30 |
-Okay. |
00:46:34 |
Upstair-- Upstairs. |
00:46:36 |
[HOLLY GIGGLlNG] |
00:46:37 |
-l'm sorry. |
00:46:39 |
-l'm going. Stop pushing me. Don't push. |
00:46:42 |
You sure you don't wanna see |
00:46:44 |
Nope, twice is my limit. |
00:46:46 |
I have a whole area of tools |
00:46:49 |
I'm good. |
00:46:51 |
Hello. I'm so sorry. |
00:46:57 |
Oh. |
00:46:58 |
And you can see why. Take your eyes |
00:47:02 |
You know? Just "tee-tee-tee-tee-tee" |
00:47:06 |
Okay, well, let's get started, then. |
00:47:10 |
Okay, so let's just talk. |
00:47:12 |
You know, I just wanna get a sense |
00:47:15 |
Where do you see yourselves |
00:47:17 |
Ooh, ooh! Ooh! |
00:47:18 |
-Ask me. l know. Great answer. |
00:47:20 |
No, I'm good, l'm good. |
00:47:22 |
I own a small gourmet-food store, |
00:47:26 |
We're expanding. |
00:47:29 |
New flooring. |
00:47:32 |
Flooring, right? |
00:47:33 |
Anyway, I'm also hoping someday |
00:47:36 |
Organic. But that's the 1 0-year plan. |
00:47:39 |
Oh, God, l didn't include Sophie. |
00:47:41 |
MESSER: You didn't. |
00:47:43 |
-She is a big part of my plan. |
00:47:47 |
-Okay. |
00:47:51 |
-Yep, Eric's good. Eric will be fine. |
00:47:53 |
Well, l'm the technical director |
00:47:58 |
-Okay. |
00:47:59 |
So, what does the technical director do? |
00:48:01 |
Well, when the director says, |
00:48:06 |
-l push the button that goes Camera 1 . |
00:48:10 |
And l guess in a couple years... |
00:48:12 |
...when the boss gets kicked upstairs |
00:48:16 |
...l'll get my shot in the director's chair. |
00:48:18 |
[MESSER CHUCKLING] |
00:48:20 |
Okay. So Mr. Dunn tells me |
00:48:23 |
...and presently not engaged |
00:48:28 |
-Not sleeping together? |
00:48:30 |
-Okay, good. |
00:48:31 |
-No, no, no. |
00:48:33 |
Okay, that's great, |
00:48:35 |
...two single people |
00:48:38 |
...raising a recently orphaned child, |
00:48:42 |
...without the added complication of, |
00:48:46 |
Oh, trust me, Janine, we will not |
00:48:50 |
Yeah, l get plenty of that elsewhere. |
00:48:51 |
-l'd get plenty of that in my day as well. |
00:48:55 |
Listen. |
00:48:56 |
You two both seem like two sweet, |
00:48:59 |
...about to have the worst year |
00:49:01 |
I'll be honest with you. |
00:49:05 |
Go for it, l don't care. |
00:49:06 |
You have no idea the types of families |
00:49:09 |
Tranny hookers? They're my good cases. |
00:49:12 |
The only obstacle here is you two... |
00:49:14 |
...and whether or not you're both cut out |
00:49:17 |
What we want to avoid is Sophie |
00:49:22 |
You know, your friends thought |
00:49:27 |
...l'm not so sure. |
00:49:31 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
00:49:32 |
HOLLY: How can l be hung-over |
00:49:36 |
Look, all we have to do is put her down. |
00:49:39 |
She's not warm. She doesn't have a fever. |
00:49:44 |
-What time is it? |
00:49:47 |
-l don't know. Start wearing a watch. |
00:49:51 |
MESSER: Hey, thank you for coming over. |
00:49:54 |
Sorry about your dad. |
00:49:57 |
-Come here, Sophie. |
00:49:59 |
AMY: lt's okay. |
00:50:00 |
Thank you, Amy. |
00:50:02 |
[FAN WHlRRlNG] |
00:50:06 |
I don't know why, |
00:50:09 |
-Beats having to take her for a drive. |
00:50:12 |
Anyway, big math test tomorrow, so.... |
00:50:17 |
[WHlSPERS] |
00:50:19 |
Oh, Amy, Amy. |
00:50:22 |
It's okay. |
00:50:25 |
Okay. |
00:50:26 |
-Give her the money. |
00:50:30 |
-Thank you so much. |
00:50:33 |
-Good luck on your math test. |
00:50:35 |
-Oh, thank God. Whew. |
00:50:38 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
00:50:40 |
-Oh, no. |
00:50:44 |
HOLLY: Too close. You're holding her too-- |
00:50:47 |
-That's what the babysitter was doing. |
00:50:50 |
No, she was soothing her down here. |
00:50:52 |
We're gonna go for a drive. |
00:50:55 |
-Just go. Just go. |
00:50:58 |
HOLLY: All right, we're just gonna go |
00:51:01 |
MESSER: |
00:51:03 |
Yeah. |
00:51:26 |
[GASPS] |
00:51:30 |
Hi. |
00:51:31 |
Mm-hm. Absolutely. |
00:51:35 |
Yeah, really, thank you so much. |
00:51:38 |
Yes! |
00:51:39 |
Yes. Burke's out, and I finally got the call |
00:51:43 |
-Today is my Riverside event. l told you. |
00:51:46 |
You just don't listen to women |
00:51:49 |
See it there on the board? |
00:51:51 |
Come on, l can't. |
00:51:54 |
-Come on, work with me here. |
00:51:57 |
You have any idea |
00:51:59 |
The Hawks are a game out |
00:52:01 |
-Don't walk out that door. |
00:52:04 |
I've been planning this for months. |
00:52:06 |
There are plenty of mommy and daddies |
00:52:09 |
-Call them. |
00:52:13 |
Hey, I was wondering if maybe you guys |
00:52:17 |
I got a huge break. |
00:52:20 |
Nope, Amy can't. |
00:52:22 |
Yeah, l tried Josh and Beth too. |
00:52:26 |
Son of a.... |
00:52:30 |
MAN: lt's a healthier meal |
00:52:34 |
You know what l'm saying? |
00:52:36 |
MESSER: Yeah, I like them soft. |
00:52:39 |
All right, thank you for the ride, Walter. |
00:52:41 |
Well, you called, l came. |
00:52:44 |
What's up with my floor seats? |
00:52:46 |
I'm gonna give you two floor seats. |
00:52:48 |
All you gotta do |
00:52:51 |
-Okay. |
00:52:52 |
-We making another stop, baby? |
00:52:54 |
-Okay. All right. |
00:52:57 |
Not yet, not yet. The baby's in here. |
00:53:01 |
You left the baby! You left the bab-- |
00:53:04 |
You left your baby. |
00:53:07 |
Look, Walter, please, I got no choice. |
00:53:11 |
No, no, no. |
00:53:14 |
Are you on crack? |
00:53:17 |
I know all about you, man. |
00:53:18 |
I know you keep a clean cab, |
00:53:21 |
...and you got three kids |
00:53:23 |
You know why? Because they're my kids. |
00:53:25 |
I hate other people's kids. |
00:53:28 |
Whatever the meter is, triple it. |
00:53:30 |
You'll be the best-paid babysitter |
00:53:32 |
Please. |
00:53:36 |
-What if she wakes up? |
00:53:39 |
Look. lt's her ducky. |
00:53:41 |
-ln case of an emergency. |
00:53:44 |
-There won't be. |
00:53:47 |
ANNOUNCER: |
00:53:49 |
Ready Camera 3. And go 3. |
00:53:52 |
--feeding it off, and the basket.... |
00:53:54 |
-Simon, give me the scoring leaders, please. |
00:53:59 |
[CELL PHONE RlNGS] |
00:54:00 |
-Who's calling? |
00:54:03 |
-Yeah? |
00:54:08 |
Hey, there's this great game going on. |
00:54:11 |
Cameras 4 and 6, |
00:54:14 |
Okay, sniff her butt. |
00:54:17 |
I'm not sniffing this baby's booty. |
00:54:21 |
It's like a dirty bomb. |
00:54:25 |
-l'll be down at halftime. |
00:54:28 |
Halftime! |
00:54:30 |
Okay, okay, okay, here we go, man. |
00:54:33 |
Okay. Okay. All right. |
00:54:36 |
-All right, here we go. |
00:54:38 |
No, please, listen. Walter, please. |
00:54:40 |
-Know what? Here. Take the whole wallet. |
00:54:43 |
You know what l want? |
00:54:47 |
...next to some big-screen TVs-- |
00:54:49 |
No kids in the booth. I'm sorry. |
00:54:52 |
-Baby wanna see game? |
00:54:54 |
[IN BABY VOICE] |
00:54:55 |
Baby wanna see game. |
00:54:57 |
[TOY SQUEAKS] |
00:55:05 |
MESSER: |
00:55:07 |
This is Sophie and her nanny, Walter. |
00:55:12 |
Say hi. |
00:55:15 |
All right, here you go. |
00:55:16 |
Big cushy chair, new monitors. |
00:55:19 |
No beer till after the game, okay? |
00:55:21 |
Nice. l never seen a game like this before. |
00:55:24 |
-So you're good? |
00:55:26 |
All right. |
00:55:28 |
All right, people, second half. |
00:55:31 |
-Did you get him through a service? |
00:55:35 |
-Yeah? |
00:55:37 |
-He's your cab driver, isn't he? |
00:55:39 |
Yeah. |
00:55:40 |
ANNOUNCER: |
00:55:43 |
[CRYING] |
00:55:44 |
-No doubt they'll play for the last shot. |
00:55:48 |
Liz, tell Camera 4 to stay with Johnson. |
00:55:50 |
-l can barely hear you, Messer. |
00:55:54 |
MESSER: |
00:55:55 |
-Walter, she's crying. |
00:55:58 |
-You are the worst babysitter of all time. |
00:56:02 |
Do something. |
00:56:04 |
All right, Camera 2, stay with Bibby-- |
00:56:07 |
All right, stay with the shooter |
00:56:10 |
No, I mean, Camera 1 . |
00:56:11 |
Stay on 1 , 1 , 1 . |
00:56:12 |
Camera 2, stay with the-- Camera 1 -- |
00:56:14 |
ANNOUNCER: |
00:56:17 |
Unbelievable play by Atlanta. |
00:56:21 |
Hands down, the best game of the year. |
00:56:32 |
[SINGlNG] |
00:56:36 |
I'm a weirdo |
00:56:41 |
-What the hell--? |
00:56:44 |
Everybody likes Radiohead. |
00:56:48 |
Do you mind? |
00:56:52 |
What the hell am I doing here? |
00:56:56 |
I don't belong here |
00:56:59 |
Mmm, mmm |
00:57:02 |
[WHlSPERlNG] |
00:57:04 |
Told you it works. |
00:57:14 |
[WHlSPERlNG] |
00:57:16 |
-Shh. |
00:57:18 |
Would it kill you |
00:57:21 |
-Yeah, it might. |
00:57:22 |
Why should I pretend to be happy? |
00:57:26 |
-lt's depressing. |
00:57:27 |
Know what? I am so sick |
00:57:31 |
I ruined my life for her. |
00:57:32 |
I'm so sorry parenting isn't as fun |
00:57:35 |
Yeah, you're happy |
00:57:38 |
-My old life didn't suck. |
00:57:40 |
My life was great. |
00:57:42 |
-l had free time. |
00:57:45 |
-God. |
00:57:47 |
I had a great life. |
00:57:50 |
Okay? Girls would buy me drinks |
00:57:52 |
You see this shirt? |
00:57:56 |
You're disgusting. |
00:57:57 |
People say you can't have it all. |
00:58:00 |
Of course you think that's awesome, |
00:58:04 |
Even Peter was embarrassed by you. |
00:58:06 |
He just never said anything to your face |
00:58:10 |
You should get laid yourself. |
00:58:12 |
Except to have sex... |
00:58:13 |
...you gotta find somebody |
00:58:18 |
[WHlSPERS] |
00:58:30 |
[IN NORMAL VOICE] You shouldn't ride |
00:58:33 |
[IN NORMAL VOICE] |
00:58:38 |
She's not my kid. |
00:58:40 |
Then whose kid is she? |
00:59:32 |
[SIGHS] |
00:59:56 |
[DOOR OPENS] |
01:00:00 |
[DOOR CLOSES] |
01:00:02 |
PETER [ON TV]: |
01:00:11 |
I'm sorry, Messer. |
01:00:14 |
-l didn't mean it. |
01:00:24 |
You know, I broke my back when I was 1 7. |
01:00:29 |
And Pete spent that whole summer |
01:00:34 |
...watching movies every day. |
01:00:37 |
All my friends went out to the beach |
01:00:41 |
...but he just sat there with me |
01:00:44 |
I can't leave him alone |
01:00:48 |
Even if he's gone. |
01:00:52 |
I dug up some of their old home movies |
01:00:56 |
I just wanted to hear their voices, |
01:01:01 |
And l found this one, |
01:01:05 |
PETER: |
01:01:09 |
Pretty great, huh? I went with the lavender |
01:01:13 |
-When did you paint this room? |
01:01:17 |
ALlSON: |
01:01:19 |
It smells like paint fumes in here. |
01:01:21 |
PETER: It's been drying for 1 2 hours. |
01:01:24 |
-You're getting so critical. |
01:01:27 |
It's not even wet. |
01:01:30 |
ALISON: Of course it's not wet, but you |
01:01:34 |
It doesn't. It's totally aired out. |
01:01:38 |
You didn't do any of this. |
01:01:42 |
-l oversaw the work that was being done. |
01:01:45 |
The one thing you said you would do, |
01:01:47 |
I got creative. The guy came in, |
01:01:51 |
-This is ridiculous. She can't sleep here. |
01:01:54 |
-Move the crib. |
01:01:56 |
So you're saying it's okay |
01:01:59 |
...and wanna kill each other half the time. |
01:02:01 |
-Two-thirds, actually. |
01:02:04 |
I think we have to just stop trying |
01:02:09 |
You know, I hate this place. |
01:02:13 |
You know, |
01:02:18 |
And l really hate that cowboy painting. |
01:02:20 |
-He's really creepy, right? |
01:02:24 |
If we're gonna live here, |
01:02:27 |
...like they're coming back soon. |
01:03:04 |
HOLLY: |
01:03:05 |
MESSER: That good right there? |
01:03:07 |
-Looks good right there. |
01:03:36 |
Morning, Messer. |
01:03:39 |
Morning... |
01:03:41 |
...Jill. |
01:03:48 |
-Oh, and thank you for dinner. |
01:03:51 |
-And next time it's my treat. |
01:03:56 |
Right foot, left foot. Right foot, left foot. |
01:03:59 |
-Let's see some walking. |
01:04:01 |
She'll walk when she's got |
01:04:04 |
All the books say she should be walking |
01:04:07 |
...and she's not doing either. |
01:04:08 |
All the books also say |
01:04:12 |
...and look at your life. |
01:04:13 |
That poor girl thinks |
01:04:16 |
What's the alternative? |
01:04:19 |
-That would be mean. |
01:04:21 |
I mean, if you're not with me and Sophie, |
01:04:24 |
-l have my methods. |
01:04:35 |
[DEEDEE SlGHS] |
01:04:37 |
DEEDEE: |
01:04:41 |
Okay. Oh, like a rubber band. |
01:04:46 |
-Limbering up? |
01:04:50 |
Oh, right back at you. |
01:04:52 |
TED: Hey, big man. |
01:04:54 |
-Hey, you see that game last night? |
01:04:57 |
[CHUCKLES] |
01:05:00 |
-Boo! |
01:05:01 |
I didn't mean to scare you. |
01:05:03 |
-l didn't know you were a runner. |
01:05:06 |
We should train together. Yeah. |
01:05:08 |
-Well, l like to use this time to think. |
01:05:12 |
Is this the pace we're gonna keep up? |
01:05:16 |
HOLLY: l still don't understand |
01:05:19 |
The job's been more complicated |
01:05:21 |
Oh, more complicated |
01:05:24 |
My life has been more complicated |
01:05:26 |
I didn't anticipate somebody |
01:05:29 |
-Ms. Berenson? |
01:05:31 |
Ah. Sorry. Hello, lady. What you doing? |
01:05:36 |
Hey, Lonnie? Keep a better eye on her. |
01:05:39 |
-lt's a construction site. |
01:05:42 |
-Just take her. |
01:05:44 |
-Please. |
01:05:46 |
-Can you help me out? |
01:05:49 |
Doesn't she look good with--? |
01:05:53 |
Smooth. |
01:05:54 |
Go, Wonder Pets. Yay! |
01:05:58 |
Wow, that was a really good episode. |
01:06:01 |
What l like about Ming-Ming |
01:06:04 |
...she really learned something valuable |
01:06:09 |
I didn't see that one coming. |
01:06:12 |
Holly. Stay right-- You stay right-- |
01:06:14 |
Holly, Holly, Holly! She's standing! |
01:06:18 |
-What? Now? |
01:06:21 |
-She can't walk now! She can't walk now! |
01:06:24 |
Okay, wait. Stay right there. |
01:06:26 |
-Wait, l'm coming. |
01:06:28 |
-She's walking! Hurry up! |
01:06:30 |
-l'm coming! Just stall her. Stall her! |
01:06:34 |
-How do l stall her? |
01:06:37 |
Don't you take that step. |
01:06:39 |
-What do you want me to--? |
01:06:43 |
-Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, l'm sorry. l'm so sorry. |
01:06:47 |
You told me to stall her, so l just-- |
01:06:50 |
I asked you to stall her, Messer, |
01:06:53 |
-Now she'll never walk. |
01:06:57 |
-What did the bad man do, huh? |
01:07:02 |
[SOPHlE GlGGLING] |
01:07:24 |
Hold on. Okay, go ahead. |
01:07:34 |
-Are those homemade noodles? |
01:07:37 |
She's the only person |
01:07:39 |
Now it's personal. |
01:07:41 |
Come on. |
01:07:44 |
One bite. |
01:07:47 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I did it! |
01:07:51 |
She ate my cooking, she ate my cooking, |
01:07:55 |
I'm that good. |
01:08:21 |
-Oh, my God. |
01:08:24 |
This is why you are always so happy |
01:08:27 |
This is where you pick up women. |
01:08:31 |
She's gotta pay back somehow. |
01:08:33 |
-No free lunch, right, Soph? |
01:08:36 |
-See what? |
01:08:39 |
You want me to pick you up? Here? |
01:08:41 |
Yes. l want you to loop around |
01:08:44 |
I'm not gonna pretend to pick you up. |
01:08:46 |
-l wanna get home. |
01:08:50 |
Hey. |
01:08:52 |
You know what? l read about these. |
01:08:57 |
-How do you pronounce it? "Açaí"? |
01:08:59 |
-"Açaí"? |
01:09:00 |
Oh. |
01:09:01 |
You must really have an ear |
01:09:04 |
No, not really. |
01:09:06 |
I took Spanish all through high school. |
01:09:13 |
Oh, you're good. You're very good. |
01:09:15 |
-You see that? |
01:09:17 |
Holly? |
01:09:19 |
Oh! lt's Sam. lt's Sophie's doctor, Sam. |
01:09:22 |
-Sam? You call him Sam? |
01:09:25 |
-Dr. Nelson. |
01:09:26 |
-Hey, l'm Messer. Nice to meet you. |
01:09:30 |
-ls this your...? |
01:09:31 |
-No. |
01:09:35 |
Sounds complicated. |
01:09:37 |
-We raise Sophie together. |
01:09:38 |
You know, Holly's mentioned how much |
01:09:42 |
...a few times, actually. |
01:09:43 |
So l thought she meant |
01:09:46 |
Can you just walk away? |
01:09:49 |
-l'm all right here. |
01:09:53 |
Sometimes Sophie is more of a grown-up. |
01:09:57 |
So how's this work between you two? |
01:10:00 |
-You split up most of the work? |
01:10:03 |
-Chart? |
01:10:05 |
That chart give you any time off? |
01:10:07 |
Yes, Monday, Wednesday |
01:10:09 |
-Oh, yeah? |
01:10:11 |
-Will you have Sophie this Friday? |
01:10:14 |
SAM: Eight o'clock Friday? |
01:10:16 |
-My office has your information? |
01:10:18 |
-l'll call you up. |
01:10:20 |
[HOLLY CHUCKLES] |
01:10:21 |
You are so right, |
01:10:27 |
MESSER: What time does Dr. Love get here? |
01:10:31 |
I can't believe he asked you out. |
01:10:34 |
He's a pediatrician, so if he's dating |
01:10:38 |
If you have sex, is he gonna tell you |
01:10:40 |
[DOORBELL RlNGS] |
01:10:43 |
-Hi. |
01:10:48 |
Oh, l'd better not say anything. |
01:10:52 |
-Hey, Messer. |
01:10:54 |
-Thanks for giving her the night off. |
01:10:57 |
You know, |
01:10:59 |
-Pretty much impossible to blow this one. |
01:11:03 |
-She hasn't had any for a while-- |
01:11:06 |
Call me if you need me. |
01:11:11 |
HOLLY: |
01:11:13 |
...there were dumpsters on my side of town |
01:11:16 |
You don't like to be surprised, do you? |
01:11:18 |
Well, l'm a little bit |
01:11:22 |
SAM: There we are. |
01:11:26 |
-l'm just not that cool. |
01:11:28 |
We're not going to Aerosmith |
01:11:31 |
This is.... |
01:11:36 |
SAM: |
01:11:37 |
The owner and executive chef |
01:11:41 |
-You treat Phillipe Le Mare's kids? |
01:11:43 |
-Oh, my God. |
01:11:45 |
-Phillipe. |
01:11:48 |
-Such a pleasure. |
01:11:50 |
-Special setup right here. Come on. |
01:11:53 |
PHlLLlPE: They're very healthy. |
01:11:55 |
You know, |
01:11:59 |
What about you? |
01:12:02 |
No? You know what? |
01:12:04 |
Why don't we just relax and get |
01:12:07 |
So you live around here? |
01:12:11 |
Upstairs? |
01:12:13 |
I just live right around the corner |
01:12:15 |
You know, I knew l'd seen you |
01:12:19 |
Excellent choice in the crushed watermelon, |
01:12:23 |
I'm sorry if l'm a little nervous. |
01:12:25 |
It's just that l don't usually |
01:12:27 |
To be honest, l.... |
01:12:30 |
Well, l like older women. |
01:12:34 |
Well, not that much older. |
01:12:42 |
You are getting warmer, kiddo. |
01:12:48 |
-l can't believe you've never come here. |
01:12:52 |
My ex-wife, she would cook, |
01:12:56 |
-You were married? |
01:12:58 |
Mm. Clever. |
01:13:00 |
[CELL PHONE RlNGlNG] |
01:13:01 |
-l'm so sorry. l thought l turned it off. |
01:13:06 |
Messer, l get one night off. |
01:13:07 |
Look, l'm not calling for you, |
01:13:10 |
Okay. All right, hold on. |
01:13:13 |
I'm sorry, he wants to talk to you. |
01:13:16 |
Hey. |
01:13:19 |
It could be a couple things. |
01:13:21 |
Take her down to the ER at St. Augustus. |
01:13:25 |
I'll tell him you're on your way. |
01:13:28 |
We'll see you there in about an hour. Okay. |
01:13:32 |
They're gonna need an hour, |
01:13:35 |
We gotta go. |
01:13:38 |
Or we could go. |
01:13:40 |
Great. Thank you. |
01:13:43 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
01:13:50 |
So Sophie's got a urinary-tract infection. |
01:13:54 |
That gets the medication |
01:13:57 |
I'll stop back by first thing in the morning |
01:14:01 |
-Thanks. |
01:14:04 |
Yeah, l was kind of looking forward |
01:14:08 |
I had rehearsed this whole thing |
01:14:21 |
That was even better than l rehearsed it. |
01:14:24 |
-l'll call you later. |
01:14:26 |
Thank you again. |
01:14:35 |
Hey, her temp's coming down. |
01:14:36 |
Clothes, daycare, monthly food bill... |
01:14:38 |
...and now a $1 200 bill |
01:14:41 |
If something happens to the car, |
01:14:45 |
Having a kid is expensive. |
01:14:47 |
Having kids and an expanding shop, |
01:14:51 |
Where'd you get the flowers? |
01:14:53 |
Oh. Sam sent them today. |
01:14:56 |
I mean, how can I? I'm a disaster. |
01:15:00 |
This is what you save for marriage. |
01:15:02 |
Don't stress about the money. |
01:15:05 |
I'll just call Lonnie |
01:15:07 |
...and maybe in a few years, |
01:15:11 |
Wait, so you're gonna pull the plug |
01:15:13 |
I can't increase the construction loan. |
01:15:16 |
I'll just have a shop and not a restaurant. |
01:15:19 |
It'll be okay. |
01:15:26 |
You know, I can give you the money. |
01:15:29 |
-l have savings. |
01:15:33 |
-l would never take your savings. |
01:15:35 |
We're raising a kid together. |
01:15:38 |
This is just part of it. |
01:15:40 |
Look, having somebody help you |
01:15:43 |
It just means that you're not in it alone. |
01:15:47 |
Um.... |
01:15:50 |
Okay, but it can't be a gift. |
01:15:53 |
Fine. l'm an investor in Fraiche. |
01:15:55 |
You're.... |
01:15:57 |
You're an investor in "Fraiche." |
01:15:59 |
-"Fraiche." Sorry. |
01:16:00 |
That entitles you to 2 percent of profits. |
01:16:03 |
-Three percent. |
01:16:04 |
And, hey, a discount on food and wine. |
01:16:07 |
-Discount? |
01:16:08 |
-Fifteen percent. |
01:16:11 |
It's a great discount. |
01:16:14 |
-Then you throw in dinner. |
01:16:16 |
-All right. |
01:16:17 |
Oh, my God. Thank you so much. |
01:16:21 |
Okay, dinner, tonight, on me. |
01:16:29 |
AMY: |
01:16:32 |
-You look so pretty. |
01:16:37 |
Oh, my God. |
01:16:40 |
-Hey. |
01:16:41 |
So here are all the numbers. |
01:16:44 |
My cell phone, his cell phone, |
01:16:48 |
Yep. |
01:16:50 |
You know you actually have to |
01:16:53 |
-Yeah. |
01:16:55 |
-Okay. All right. |
01:16:57 |
-Okay, have fun. |
01:17:21 |
This place is amazing, Holly. |
01:17:26 |
Look at you. You're a kitchen ninja. |
01:17:30 |
-You don't follow any kind of a recipe? |
01:17:33 |
This is the only place in life |
01:17:40 |
HOLLY: |
01:17:44 |
MESSER: |
01:17:48 |
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] |
01:17:52 |
-Are you sure you wanna do this? |
01:17:55 |
-You don't have to. |
01:17:58 |
The helmet. lt's lame. |
01:18:01 |
We're gonna pull out the choke. |
01:18:03 |
-The what? |
01:18:04 |
-Okay. |
01:18:06 |
Turn on the ignition, pull in the clutch. |
01:18:09 |
-Okay. |
01:18:12 |
All right, there we go. |
01:18:13 |
All right, left hand is the clutch, |
01:18:16 |
-Okay. |
01:18:19 |
Oh, l'm on a freaking motorcycle! |
01:18:20 |
Easy there, Rain Man. We're not done? |
01:18:24 |
-Okay. |
01:18:25 |
-Don't let go of that clutch till I get on-- |
01:18:28 |
[HOLLY YELPS] |
01:18:29 |
-Oh, my God. |
01:18:34 |
Oh, my God. Oh, Messer. |
01:18:38 |
-No, it's okay. Are you all right? |
01:18:42 |
Oh! |
01:18:46 |
Oh, no. |
01:18:48 |
Oh, no. Are you mad? |
01:18:51 |
No, I'm just-- I'm gonna sit down. |
01:18:54 |
HOLLY: |
01:18:56 |
Do you want me to go talk |
01:19:06 |
-God, l am so sorry, Messer. |
01:19:08 |
-l'm gonna pay for it, I promise. |
01:19:11 |
You didn't even drive it a foot |
01:19:14 |
-l feel so bad. l'm really sorry. |
01:19:19 |
It's just a bike. |
01:19:20 |
Do you mean that, |
01:19:23 |
...because you think if l keep talking, |
01:19:26 |
Get inside. |
01:19:28 |
[HOLLY GIGGLES] |
01:19:29 |
-Hi. |
01:19:34 |
I didn't wanna move her. |
01:19:36 |
HOLLY [WHISPERING]: |
01:19:39 |
[WHlSPERlNG] |
01:19:42 |
Here you go. Now, come on, no backsies. |
01:19:45 |
-Thanks, Amy. |
01:19:50 |
I think you guys |
01:19:54 |
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] |
01:19:57 |
She said the same thing about Taylor Swift |
01:20:45 |
[HOLLY GIGGLES] |
01:20:54 |
Oh, my God, we're in their room. |
01:20:56 |
It's not so scary. |
01:20:58 |
-This room is beautiful. |
01:20:59 |
-How come we haven't used it at all? |
01:21:02 |
What thread count are these sheets? Ooh! |
01:21:05 |
HOLLY: |
01:21:08 |
MESSER: |
01:21:10 |
Us? No. No. |
01:21:13 |
They tried that once before. |
01:21:18 |
HOLLY: |
01:21:21 |
What, why they set us up? |
01:21:23 |
Yeah, l never understood it before, |
01:21:27 |
...l can see what Alison was thinking. |
01:21:30 |
You have a lot in common with her. |
01:21:32 |
-With Alison? |
01:21:34 |
You'd think it would be Peter, |
01:21:43 |
She was just so fun and easygoing, |
01:21:53 |
-l have a surprise. |
01:21:56 |
-Something I found earlier. |
01:22:02 |
-A little contraband. |
01:22:04 |
-What do you mean, no? |
01:22:06 |
-Sophie is asleep in the next room. |
01:22:09 |
Come on, |
01:22:10 |
[HOLLY LAUGHlNG] |
01:22:13 |
-No. |
01:22:15 |
No. Absolutely not. |
01:22:18 |
We cannot smoke that. |
01:22:29 |
Don't. |
01:22:31 |
[MESSER LAUGHING] |
01:22:42 |
-Why are you leaving them? |
01:22:45 |
We're not gonna eat all these. |
01:22:47 |
All right. Come on, let's go. |
01:22:52 |
[SINGlNG] |
01:22:54 |
And buckle up |
01:22:56 |
You know there was five Wiggles |
01:22:59 |
I was the fifth Wiggle. |
01:23:01 |
Jump in the car |
01:23:02 |
Put on my seat belt |
01:23:04 |
And we can ride the whole day long |
01:23:07 |
-Oh! That's neat. How do you do that? |
01:23:10 |
-Am I doing it? Am l doing it? |
01:23:15 |
[GASPS] |
01:23:19 |
This is inappropriate for children. |
01:23:23 |
MEN [SINGlNG]: |
01:23:27 |
The sun sees no moonbeams |
01:23:30 |
-So the moon and the sun are friends? |
01:23:34 |
They're in each other's dreams |
01:23:45 |
[JANlNE HUMMlNG] |
01:23:56 |
[DOORBELL RlNGS] |
01:23:57 |
What? Who? |
01:23:59 |
[MESSER GROANlNG] |
01:24:01 |
-Hello? |
01:24:03 |
Oh, where's the phone? |
01:24:05 |
-l think it's the door. |
01:24:09 |
Oh, good morning, Mr. Messer. |
01:24:12 |
No, no, no, this is perfect. |
01:24:16 |
Actually, it's rather warm outside. |
01:24:19 |
Yay, yay, yay! |
01:24:20 |
-Hey, Janine is here. |
01:24:23 |
-God, that lady has the worst timing. |
01:24:25 |
You take Sophie. |
01:24:28 |
-And get the illicit drugs. |
01:24:56 |
Okay, okay, okay. We didn't smoke it. |
01:24:59 |
-l got a little carried away. |
01:25:01 |
-Where's Sophie? |
01:25:03 |
So--? |
01:25:07 |
There we go. All right, there we go. |
01:25:10 |
JANINE: |
01:25:13 |
Yeah, yeah. We have learned a lot. |
01:25:15 |
And so has Miss Sophie. |
01:25:18 |
So how are you two getting along? |
01:25:21 |
-Us? |
01:25:23 |
-Everything's fantastic. |
01:25:26 |
Have you thought |
01:25:29 |
...or what your plans might be together? |
01:25:31 |
We hadn't really gotten that far. |
01:25:34 |
And some things just happened |
01:25:38 |
Really? |
01:25:41 |
Really? lt just never occurred to me |
01:25:45 |
How could you not know |
01:25:47 |
Maybe I'm not as experienced a planner |
01:25:50 |
-l think you're a good planner. |
01:25:56 |
Huh? |
01:25:57 |
We have no intention of letting our personal |
01:26:01 |
-You gonna get married? |
01:26:03 |
-This happened, what, six hours ago? |
01:26:08 |
What if it doesn't work out? |
01:26:11 |
Sex in this situation, it's like termites. |
01:26:16 |
You were supposed to be my easy case. |
01:26:20 |
I thought, "Gonna deal with my easy case, |
01:26:24 |
-Look, Janine, it-- |
01:26:26 |
We have one more meeting scheduled. |
01:26:29 |
Whether you decide to get engaged |
01:26:33 |
...l don't care. |
01:26:34 |
Just work your shit out, okay? |
01:26:37 |
-Okay, okay. |
01:26:41 |
-Do you mind if l snag a brownie? |
01:26:45 |
[JANlNE GASPS] |
01:26:47 |
Oh, really, l'm so sorry. |
01:26:48 |
It's a bad batch, |
01:26:50 |
No, it's okay. Your house, your food. |
01:26:54 |
-Thank you. |
01:26:55 |
-Are you--? |
01:27:01 |
You're my last single friend. |
01:27:04 |
Without you, |
01:27:06 |
Look, l don't know why we did it. |
01:27:10 |
Do you know what marriage is like? |
01:27:14 |
-And then don't change anything. |
01:27:17 |
You guys are raising a kid together. |
01:27:21 |
Messer. |
01:27:23 |
-Minute? |
01:27:27 |
So l gave you a nice big fat break. |
01:27:30 |
That didn't go so well. |
01:27:32 |
Should I learn my lesson with you, |
01:27:35 |
Given a choice, |
01:27:39 |
You get it better |
01:27:41 |
Sports isn't just about stats |
01:27:43 |
It's about insight, it's about feeling. |
01:27:46 |
You got the talent, |
01:27:48 |
I can be in one place, Alan. |
01:27:50 |
-Can you? |
01:27:51 |
Can you be in Phoenix? |
01:27:54 |
A spot opened up directing for the Suns. |
01:27:56 |
They called, |
01:27:58 |
I'd like to tell them you. |
01:28:03 |
Let me know. |
01:28:10 |
[BAND PLAYlNG "MlSSlNG YOU"] |
01:28:13 |
JOSH [SlNGING]: |
01:28:17 |
I always catch my breath |
01:28:21 |
And l'm still standing here |
01:28:25 |
DEEDEE: |
01:28:28 |
Mmm. Two cats in heat. |
01:28:31 |
DEEDEE: |
01:28:33 |
That's too casual. |
01:28:37 |
TED: |
01:28:39 |
She bet me $400 that they were gonna |
01:28:42 |
-That's why you're saying that. |
01:28:46 |
If me at any age of my life could see me, |
01:28:50 |
Uh-oh. Messer owes you a quarter, he does. |
01:28:54 |
Messer. l heard you lived around here. |
01:28:57 |
Ben, hey. |
01:28:58 |
Sweet move, landing Phoenix. |
01:29:02 |
-We're still talking about that. |
01:29:05 |
We're gonna be over at the band in a bit. |
01:29:08 |
BEN: |
01:29:10 |
[HOLLY CHUCKLES] |
01:29:12 |
What was that about? |
01:29:14 |
Nothing. Come on, let's go, let's go. |
01:29:17 |
-Come on. Okay. |
01:29:20 |
Come on, Messer, out with it. |
01:29:22 |
It's just something Alan and I talked about |
01:29:25 |
He put me up for a directing job. It's.... |
01:29:28 |
-ln Phoenix. |
01:29:29 |
-Running their whole crew for the season. |
01:29:33 |
Well, l didn't wanna be rude |
01:29:37 |
-So why didn't you tell me about it? |
01:29:40 |
I don't know, l didn't want it to be a thing. |
01:29:43 |
-But you want to. |
01:29:46 |
-lt's a huge opportunity. |
01:29:50 |
-No. |
01:29:52 |
No, I'm not thinking about it. |
01:29:54 |
I don't understand |
01:29:57 |
Because I didn't want you to get upset, |
01:30:01 |
Why would l be upset |
01:30:04 |
Know what, Mess? Can you just stop |
01:30:07 |
Can you just tell me honestly, |
01:30:13 |
Yeah. l'm thinking about it. |
01:30:15 |
This is something |
01:30:18 |
I would've jumped |
01:30:21 |
Before Sophie and before me? |
01:30:24 |
I get it. Come on. Come here, bugaboo. |
01:30:26 |
-Holly. Holl-- |
01:30:29 |
How was this gonna work exactly? |
01:30:30 |
Were we gonna go with you, |
01:30:33 |
I don't know. |
01:30:35 |
I barely had to think for one. |
01:30:38 |
No, it's not, it's exactly what |
01:30:42 |
-That's not true. |
01:30:44 |
And after everything, |
01:30:47 |
You think that I'm not in this? |
01:30:49 |
I gave up my place, |
01:30:52 |
-l never asked you for money. |
01:30:55 |
I gave up everything |
01:30:58 |
"Play this part"? |
01:31:01 |
That's what this is to you. |
01:31:03 |
Well, we're living in their house, |
01:31:05 |
We're acting like we're married, |
01:31:08 |
-Have you been pretending with Sophie? |
01:31:12 |
So just me, then. |
01:31:16 |
You should take the job, Messer. |
01:31:27 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
01:31:28 |
I know. I'm sorry. |
01:31:35 |
I'm sorry. |
01:32:20 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
01:32:21 |
I'm coming, Soph. |
01:32:25 |
Okay. |
01:32:28 |
Oh. |
01:32:29 |
I knew you'd be up to your eyeballs |
01:32:33 |
-Thanks. |
01:32:35 |
Good morning, Miss Soph. I missed you. |
01:32:39 |
You slept so good last night. |
01:32:42 |
Apple. |
01:32:43 |
[IN SLOW VOlCE] |
01:32:45 |
I always sound like Antonio Banderas |
01:32:48 |
[IN SLOW VOlCE] |
01:32:50 |
SAM: |
01:32:52 |
I'd love to sit and eat, |
01:32:55 |
...and if l'm even a minute late, they will |
01:33:01 |
-l'll see you later? |
01:33:03 |
Wait, take a muffin. |
01:33:05 |
Thanks. Bye, Sophie. |
01:33:08 |
-Bye. |
01:33:17 |
[INAUDIBLE DlALOGUE] |
01:33:23 |
ANNOUNCER: |
01:33:26 |
Greg, ready that cutaway. Roll it. |
01:33:29 |
Take it. |
01:33:30 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
01:33:35 |
[SINGlNG] |
01:33:38 |
What the hell am I doing here? |
01:34:05 |
HOLLY: |
01:34:14 |
-Thanks. |
01:34:17 |
Wow. |
01:34:19 |
Oh, look at you. |
01:34:23 |
-She's huge, right? |
01:34:26 |
-"Messer." Can you say "Messer"? |
01:34:29 |
-Still no "Holly," huh? |
01:34:31 |
You know what it's like to be outranked |
01:34:35 |
Okay, so we are all set for Monday. |
01:34:39 |
Janine actually broke tradition |
01:34:42 |
So you really did kill the expansion, huh? |
01:34:46 |
Yeah, we were like this before |
01:34:50 |
All right, you ready? |
01:34:53 |
See you. |
01:34:54 |
-Have fun. |
01:34:58 |
-Hey, Mess? |
01:35:00 |
I don't know |
01:35:02 |
...but, well, Sam and I |
01:35:05 |
...and the neighbors are gonna be there. |
01:35:07 |
They keep asking about you, |
01:35:11 |
-Yeah. |
01:35:12 |
-Yeah, what the hell. |
01:35:14 |
-All right. You're cooking? |
01:35:15 |
-All right. I'll see you there. |
01:35:17 |
Say goodbye. There we go. |
01:35:19 |
[CHUCKLES] |
01:35:28 |
-Mmm. |
01:35:29 |
You don't think it needs more nutmeg? |
01:35:34 |
You are no help. |
01:35:36 |
[DOORBELL RlNGS] |
01:35:37 |
I'll get it. |
01:35:42 |
GARY: |
01:35:45 |
-Hey. |
01:35:46 |
-Happy Thanksgiving. |
01:35:49 |
-l got you a little wine. |
01:35:50 |
-Nine bucks. |
01:35:54 |
-Where's Soph? |
01:35:56 |
-Okay. |
01:35:59 |
-Oh, hey. |
01:36:01 |
-Hi. |
01:36:03 |
-That was a wave to me. |
01:36:04 |
So, what else you maniacs been up to? |
01:36:07 |
Gary and I are taking |
01:36:09 |
-Wow. |
01:36:10 |
I'm not gonna be around to defend him |
01:36:13 |
-Toughen him up. |
01:36:15 |
What a great opportunity to get to kick |
01:36:19 |
...in a controlled setting |
01:36:23 |
Messer. |
01:36:25 |
-Hey. How you doing, doc? |
01:36:29 |
-Glad you could make it. |
01:36:31 |
Although, technically, this is my house, |
01:36:35 |
You know, I know this is a little weird. |
01:36:39 |
-No, it's not weird. |
01:36:42 |
The house, we're all a part of it, |
01:36:45 |
Yeah, we're all fans of the house. |
01:36:48 |
Hey, dinner today is a great way |
01:36:51 |
TED: |
01:36:54 |
I'm sorry, am l missing something? |
01:37:00 |
You're selling the house? |
01:37:03 |
-When were you gonna tell me about this? |
01:37:06 |
It's just too big, Messer. |
01:37:09 |
-l'm paying my half. |
01:37:13 |
You should've asked me, Holly. |
01:37:15 |
Oh, like you asked me |
01:37:17 |
You're not selling the house. |
01:37:20 |
They wanted you and I to raise her, |
01:37:24 |
You sure didn't waste any time |
01:37:27 |
Are you gonna try to make me feel bad |
01:37:30 |
You wanted to do it on your own, |
01:37:34 |
That's why seconds after I was gone, |
01:37:37 |
HOLLY: |
01:37:38 |
Sound really travels in here, |
01:37:41 |
You know what? He is nothing like you. |
01:37:46 |
He is warm and kind, and he doesn't |
01:37:50 |
Yeah, l ran. |
01:37:52 |
My best friend died, |
01:37:55 |
-l'm sorry if-- |
01:37:57 |
-l was scared. |
01:37:59 |
It was easier for you. You wanted this. |
01:38:03 |
But not the way l got it. |
01:38:06 |
And not with somebody |
01:38:08 |
But l did. |
01:38:12 |
Holly, I still do. |
01:38:19 |
No, you're right. |
01:38:21 |
We were just.... |
01:38:23 |
We were just pretending to be them. |
01:38:27 |
We needed each other |
01:38:29 |
And now that's done, and we don't need |
01:38:34 |
I don't wanna fight with you, please. |
01:38:42 |
I'm gonna go back to Phoenix. |
01:38:45 |
You can handle Janine on your own. |
01:38:47 |
Looks like you got things covered here |
01:38:56 |
Oh, damn it. |
01:39:02 |
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. |
01:39:04 |
It was great to see you all. |
01:39:06 |
If you're ever in Phoenix, |
01:39:12 |
[SOPHlE CRYING] |
01:39:16 |
Shh, shh, shh. |
01:39:33 |
Okay, dinner is served. |
01:39:37 |
You guys all should try the stuffing. |
01:39:40 |
There's an andouille-sausage thing |
01:39:44 |
Go ahead and dig in. |
01:39:48 |
Eat, now. |
01:39:59 |
HOLLY: All right, thanks for coming. |
01:40:10 |
Yeah, okay, that was bad. |
01:40:15 |
Yeah, maybe we did go too fast. |
01:40:18 |
You have unresolved feelings for him. |
01:40:20 |
Messer and l barely got along |
01:40:23 |
...and there weren't very many |
01:40:26 |
If my wife and I fought like that... |
01:40:31 |
...well, we'd still be married. |
01:40:39 |
You know, before anything happened |
01:40:43 |
...you were exactly the guy |
01:40:47 |
I would lose time thinking about you, |
01:40:58 |
I'll miss you guys. |
01:41:09 |
HOLLY: |
01:41:15 |
He couldn't scare anyone. |
01:41:20 |
He didn't have 1 642--" |
01:41:23 |
Mama. |
01:41:26 |
No, Holly. |
01:41:28 |
-No, I'm Holly. |
01:41:49 |
Yeah, baby girl. |
01:41:51 |
I'm your mama. |
01:42:03 |
HOLLY: The truth is, you know, |
01:42:07 |
...with one person doing everything, |
01:42:09 |
No charts, no arguments. |
01:42:14 |
I know it's not ideal. |
01:42:15 |
But since when do parents |
01:42:20 |
Right? Right, pretty girl? Huh? |
01:42:30 |
I'm sorry. |
01:42:32 |
I can't do this. This isn't right. |
01:42:35 |
-ls there a problem? |
01:42:37 |
I gotta reschedule. |
01:42:40 |
-Come on. |
01:42:58 |
[PHONE RlNGING] |
01:42:59 |
All right, come on. |
01:43:03 |
MESSER [ON RECORDlNG]: |
01:43:05 |
-Ugh! |
01:43:09 |
You know, |
01:43:11 |
Well, this is our last meeting, |
01:43:15 |
-One way or another, we're finishing it. |
01:43:18 |
If you wanna get there quickly, you might |
01:43:22 |
But you're observing me, so.... |
01:43:24 |
-l'm observing you miss the flight. Move it. |
01:43:48 |
[HOLLY CHUCKLlNG ON VIDEO] |
01:43:50 |
HOLLY: |
01:43:54 |
July 22nd, 201 0. First steps. |
01:44:01 |
Where you going? Come back. |
01:44:06 |
Yay! |
01:44:12 |
You have a beautiful family. |
01:44:16 |
Thank you. |
01:44:18 |
WOMAN [OVER PA]: |
01:44:20 |
...Flight 722 to Phoenix |
01:44:31 |
Hi. Hi. l need two tickets that will get me |
01:44:35 |
-...as fast as possible, please. |
01:44:41 |
The baby's shoes too, ma'am. |
01:44:44 |
Are you kidding me? They're baby shoes. |
01:44:47 |
-Just give her to me. Give her to me. Go. |
01:45:18 |
[SIGHS] |
01:45:39 |
[CRYING] |
01:45:44 |
It's just, you ran all the way there... |
01:45:48 |
...and l thought when I took Sophie, |
01:45:52 |
I know. |
01:45:55 |
Don't worry about me. l'll be fine, l will. |
01:45:58 |
-l've got Sophie. |
01:46:00 |
And maybe this is the way |
01:46:03 |
You're just gonna be so unhappy. |
01:46:06 |
-l'm not gonna start crying again. |
01:46:09 |
Yeah, sure. |
01:46:16 |
-You're gonna be a great mom. |
01:46:21 |
-l'll let CPS know you passed. |
01:46:24 |
-Chin up. |
01:46:26 |
I'm really sorry that l cried. |
01:46:28 |
-No problem. Used to crying. |
01:46:39 |
Okay. |
01:46:42 |
Here. |
01:46:43 |
Wanna play with the keys? |
01:46:56 |
-Oh, my God. Messer. Oh, my God. |
01:47:01 |
I had my key, and l thought |
01:47:05 |
Messer-- |
01:47:06 |
Look, please don't say anything. |
01:47:10 |
I finally figured out |
01:47:13 |
And it's not because we knew them best. |
01:47:15 |
It's because you and me together, |
01:47:17 |
...somehow, we're a family. |
01:47:22 |
Like they were. |
01:47:24 |
And when I'm gone, |
01:47:28 |
I miss our family. |
01:47:30 |
I know we got it backwards. |
01:47:31 |
You're supposed to meet, fall in love, |
01:47:35 |
I don't care how it happened, |
01:47:38 |
-l fell in love with our family. |
01:47:43 |
I was at the airport. |
01:47:48 |
Did you plan some kind of a trip |
01:47:52 |
No. |
01:47:56 |
Well, did you hear me say l loved you? |
01:48:00 |
Okay. |
01:48:03 |
I love you. |
01:48:27 |
When I found out that l was pregnant again, |
01:48:31 |
And l said, "Scott, can we be this blessed? |
01:48:34 |
We can't repeat what I said. |
01:48:36 |
We cannot. We were-- You know what? |
01:48:40 |
-Okay. |
01:48:42 |
-Me, huh? |
01:48:43 |
-All right. |
01:48:45 |
Oh, Scott, could you get me maybe |
01:48:49 |
-Of course. Why haven't l done that? |
01:48:52 |
Coming through. |
01:48:54 |
-Hey. Cookie? |
01:48:56 |
-Oh, no, thanks. Trying to cut back. |
01:48:59 |
Give me that back. |
01:49:02 |
-lt's like a salad. |
01:49:04 |
It's all about the sleep schedule, man. |
01:49:08 |
MESSER: |
01:49:11 |
-Cake. |
01:49:13 |
Cake? Do you like cake? |
01:49:16 |
It's simple, it's understated, it's.... |
01:49:18 |
Yeah, you know me. That's how I roll. |
01:49:21 |
[MESSER LAUGHING] |
01:49:25 |
-Ah. Okay, okay. |
01:49:27 |
-You're never gonna get any easier, are you? |
01:49:32 |
MESSER: What? She's 2. |
01:49:39 |
Okay, babe. |
01:49:41 |
-All right. |
01:49:42 |
-Here we go, Soph. Alrighty. |
01:49:45 |
Here we go. |
01:49:48 |
BOTH [SINGlNG]: |
01:49:52 |
ALL: |
01:49:56 |
Happy birthday, dear Sophie |
01:50:00 |
Happy birthday to you |
01:50:04 |
[ALL CHEERING] |