Little Fockers

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00:00:54 Honey, do not forget to take kids today ...
00:00:56 must call for beautician
00:01:00 I understand! Let the kids ...
00:01:03 Also, you go and at home,
00:01:05 Well. Awesome.
00:01:06 Can you measure the space in the yard to see
00:01:08 You have an inflatable castle in
00:01:10 -- Want an inflatable castle?
00:01:12 Then you have the most beautiful
00:01:14 Inflatable castle!
00:01:16 We will fight with weapons?
00:01:18 That I do not know.
00:01:21 I was talking to my mom.
00:01:23 Yes, but now you talk to me
00:01:25 -- Why wear it?
00:01:27 Honey, let Daddy talk
00:01:29 and apply the law of silence.
00:01:31 Ready for school!
00:01:32 Take me in your arms, take me in your arms!
00:01:35 Henry can not take it on
00:01:37 -- But it's my best friend.
00:01:39 You have many human friends.
00:01:42 Not really.
00:01:43 -- Really?
00:01:46 Have a good day! I love you.
00:01:47 You can not take that to school, monkey.
00:01:50 Sat, see you later. I love you!
00:01:53 -- Sam!
00:01:55 -- Okay.
00:01:56 Thanks. I love you.
00:02:04 Here it is!
00:02:07 Hi, Randy! What are you doing?
00:02:10 Gregory Focker!
00:02:11 How are things going?
00:02:12 -- Glad to see you.
00:02:14 Listen, I came to see the back yard
00:02:17 I ordered one for inflatable castle
00:02:20 It's wonderful, Gregory!
00:02:37 -- You have about five minutes late.
00:02:39 I got a call from Mrs. Denfields
00:02:42 He wants a list of wage cuts.
00:02:44 You meet with it in 20 minutes.
00:02:47 A representative of Boston Farmaceuticals
00:02:51 Andy ... I do not know how.
00:02:52 It is a pharmaceutical representative
00:02:54 Well, in three minutes put the head on the door
00:02:56 I have to go and say
00:02:58 Sorry, I'll finish soon.
00:03:01 Good morning.
00:03:03 I understand, Mr. Focker assistant.
00:03:05 I'm Andy Garcia.
00:03:06 Well, almost of less beard.
00:03:12 It's an actor that his name
00:03:15 Who?
00:03:16 Baldness in parts, a tough guy ...
00:03:19 Just kidding!
00:03:21 Of course you know who
00:03:23 I happens all the time.
00:03:24 Yes, and I think that always happens to you
00:03:27 I liked the article on which you
00:03:30 when you put patients first.
00:03:32 -- Have you read?
00:03:34 It was wonderful to find
00:03:36 on the crisis in the health sector.
00:03:38 Yes, that was the idea.
00:03:39 And I started as a nurse.
00:03:41 Seriously, you know what they say
00:03:44 Even more annoying meeting
00:03:45 with pharmaceutical representatives
00:03:47 Greg, you must go to
00:03:49 It's okay, I'm fine Kristen.
00:03:51 Yes, but does not like to
00:03:53 -- John's Raiders?
00:03:56 Always late. Always.
00:03:59 -- Are you busy?
00:04:01 Yes. I'll be brief.
00:04:04 We want to launch a product
00:04:07 Although doctors usually employ
00:04:11 I have a feeling about you.
00:04:14 You must have the necessary resources to become
00:04:18 You have the right man
00:04:23 Sustengo.
00:04:26 Sustengo ... I understand.
00:04:28 It is a drug intended
00:04:30 There is a certain medicine
00:04:32 is the first pill against
00:04:35 which does not harm heart patients.
00:04:37 Because in addition to growth
00:04:40 See this cock?
00:04:42 It works as an inhibitor
00:04:46 during sex.
00:04:48 How do you like?
00:04:50 Interesting.
00:04:51 Assistant Focker to present
00:04:53 Excuse me. Wait a minute.
00:04:56 Assistant Focker room 20 B.
00:04:58 -- You get my guy in the ass?
00:05:01 Until now finished, sir.
00:05:03 How are you sir Androvsky?
00:05:05 -- Assistant this is a barbarian.
00:05:08 He kept moving and can not do ...
00:05:10 It is a normal reaction to protect
00:05:12 You're right, it's a normal reaction.
00:05:15 I'll be more gentle.
00:05:17 Can you suggest something?
00:05:19 Sir, stretch your left leg
00:05:22 and bring your right knee to your chest.
00:05:24 It helps to relax that area.
00:05:26 He's right.
00:05:28 Do this
00:05:31 and exhale.
00:05:32 Assistant, you drain enough lubricant?
00:05:34 -- I lubricated it.
00:05:36 Okay, okay.
00:05:37 -- Okay. You're doing?
00:05:38 Okay, deep breath.
00:05:42 Focus ...
00:05:43 relax ... anus.
00:05:48 Exactly. Let it expand ...
00:05:51 like a bud that opens.
00:05:54 The flower ...
00:05:56 -- Like a desert cactus.
00:05:59 That's fine,
00:06:00 friendly visitor
00:06:05 So, now I will push a
00:06:09 -- Very good introduction.
00:06:12 Now, pull the pin
00:06:16 Much better.
00:06:18 -- How it was.
00:06:24 -- Good technique!
00:06:28 Yes ... yes.
00:06:30 Look, I thought, and frankly ...
00:06:33 I do not have time to promoting
00:06:35 Reject.
00:06:37 No, not you to blame, e. ..
00:06:38 No, I got it.
00:06:40 Assistant job in perspective
00:06:43 Yes, now so important win
00:06:47 Look, we are sponsoring a conference
00:06:50 You can do a lot of money
00:06:55 Think about it.
00:06:56 Okay, I'll think about it.
00:06:58 -- Top fist.
00:07:01 It was amazing.
00:07:03 Yes ... definitely.
00:07:36 Dr. Bob ...
00:07:39 a cad.
00:07:42 Jack came by taxi!
00:07:46 Honey, I just talked to Deb.
00:07:48 Were officially separated.
00:07:49 Dr. Bob moved.
00:07:52 -- What asshole.
00:07:55 Sure you do not want to come with you?
00:07:57 I think Deb needs
00:08:01 Have an affair with a nurse.
00:08:02 I can not believe I did not see
00:08:04 He was very discreet.
00:08:07 those text messages,
00:08:09 Yes, but I am trying to trace an
00:08:12 The truth is that I was so busy
00:08:14 Dr. Bob that I missed through my fingers.
00:08:16 Do not blame you, honey.
00:08:19 I'll let it happen again
00:08:23 And you have palpitations, Jack?
00:08:26 I feel a little muscle ...
00:08:29 Yeah, right.
00:08:34 Everything will be fine.
00:08:37 -- I gotta go.
00:08:39 I will miss you.
00:08:47 Receive call
00:08:49 -- Hi, Mom!
00:08:52 What are you doing, dear?
00:08:53 -- Welcome! How's the TV show?
00:08:56 You know what we discuss in the episode
00:08:58 About using the latest toys
00:09:00 you meant to "spice up" intimate.
00:09:02 -- Really?
00:09:03 And as a Hanukkah gift,
00:09:04 to send you a
00:09:07 Do not do that.
00:09:08 You have to hear it, sweetie.
00:09:11 and how you move so quickly
00:09:14 Guess what, Mom?
00:09:15 Me and Pam are well.
00:09:17 Honey, every couple needs
00:09:20 By the way, the issue of
00:09:22 What?
00:09:24 Yes. I thought we agreed not to
00:09:26 Please, it was just a little joke about
00:09:29 due to excessive masturbation.
00:09:31 I have to do now
00:09:40 Excuse me, my family.
00:09:43 Hello. Gay, Roz?
00:09:45 -- Hello?
00:09:46 -- Gaylord?
00:09:47 -- Can you hear me?
00:09:48 You will not believe, are in Seville, Spain.
00:09:50 What are you doing in Spain?
00:09:52 Study.
00:09:53 Honey, your father decided
00:09:57 -- What?
00:09:59 Greg, do you remember when your mother
00:10:02 and signed for another season?
00:10:04 I looked in the mirror and I said:
00:10:07 Then I saw a clip on You Tube
00:10:08 with a Spanish flamenco dance.
00:10:11 Sweat fly off her face
00:10:13 and he was so passionate about ...
00:10:15 -- Then I said "That's!
00:10:17 That's me! I am Flamenco!
00:10:20 I will master this art!
00:10:21 It's the best thing I did grow!
00:10:22 Come Bernardo. Dance
00:10:24 Wait, you have to dance a little.
00:10:30 Ole
00:10:31 Dad, it's crazy! What are you doing? You're in Spain?
00:10:34 You have not chosen the right time
00:10:37 Pink. There are at menopause,
00:10:40 North, huh?
00:10:43 No, but to recognize that there are
00:10:45 whose child has left home
00:10:47 But there is a dance studio
00:10:50 Why did you go to Spain?
00:10:52 You're incredible, Roz.
00:10:53 Why can not my dreams sustains
00:10:56 Bernie, you talk like a fool.
00:10:58 Folks ...
00:10:59 When you wanted to explore
00:11:01 I was your guinea pig.
00:11:03 Have you volunteered!
00:11:04 I did try stretching
00:11:06 -- Yes, you did it wrong.
00:11:09 Bernie does not see that you mind your son?
00:11:12 Listen up ...
00:11:17 Motherfucker.
00:11:34 Shit ...
00:11:38 Shit.
00:11:47 -- Hello!
00:11:48 My name is Jack Byrnes, live
00:11:51 suffer a heart attack and I need
00:11:54 I guess the time to answer this
00:11:58 Must come quickly.
00:12:10 Stay calm, Mr. Jinx.
00:12:14 Free!
00:12:18 Seriously, my dad always had
00:12:20 but that's a different level.
00:12:22 -- Have all gone mad.
00:12:24 Did the accused entered menopause.
00:12:27 Is there such a thing?
00:12:28 Your parents are most successful marriage
00:12:32 Probably.
00:12:33 Talking about children. Their teacher
00:12:36 Yes, said her fears
00:12:39 schools in the state system,
00:12:41 And as it is called
00:12:43 Human Early School.
00:12:45 I heard this school.
00:12:48 Looks like a school of the Middle Ages.
00:12:50 No, it's actually considered
00:12:53 Except that Harvard is cheaper.
00:12:56 I'm going to see who it is.
00:12:57 Hey . Greetings from the Black Sea
00:12:59 -- You look great!
00:13:02 What are you doing?
00:13:03 Listen , Pam, can I talk to Greg
00:13:06 I want to ask some advice about something,
00:13:09 -- Sure! How can you not. Greg!
00:13:11 Greg, honey, it's your friend Kevin!
00:13:13 Thanks.
00:13:15 Hey, what are you doing, man?
00:13:17 sail and I live a little dream
00:13:21 -- Cheers!
00:13:22 Yes.
00:13:23 May Want to put your drink into the glass
00:13:26 You read my thoughts .
00:13:28 Greg, you know Deepak Chopra, not
00:13:30 -- I heard it.
00:13:33 -- Hello, Mr Chopra.
00:13:36 Get your ass out of here, ratonule
00:13:38 So listen, I called
00:13:42 next week ...
00:13:43 Kevin, who speak
00:13:45 talking to my boyfriend, Greg Focker.
00:13:48 -- Good.
00:13:53 Honey, what did you do with milk
00:13:57 -- I forgot, sorry.
00:13:58 You call a girl who
00:14:00 No, sorry.
00:14:04 Honey, I asked you to do two things
00:14:07 I know. Sorry, honey.
00:14:12 Okay, here's the thing.
00:14:15 Svetlana will ask to marry.
00:14:18 Propose marriage? Unbelievable!
00:14:20 I arranged for three combat aircraft
00:14:24 inscription
00:14:26 Then I'll hide a diamond ring
00:14:31 a specialty in beluga caviar.
00:14:33 Then we end the evening,
00:14:36 with a special issue of whose choreography
00:14:39 together with some members
00:14:41 which will be dedicated to our love.
00:14:43 Reviews .
00:14:44 Honestly, I think you're too involved.
00:14:47 You
00:14:48 I mean, I made it simple with Pam,
00:14:51 I spoke from the heart.
00:14:53 To do simple
00:14:56 I love you, brother. You know what?
00:14:59 thing to cancel the Russian MiGs.
00:15:02 Hey, when I get back,
00:15:05 will already be
00:15:09 -- Hey, man.
00:15:10 jetski's are ready!
00:15:11 -- I'm ready?
00:15:13 Start them
00:15:14 -- Okay.
00:15:16 Monks on the jetski.
00:15:18 I do not believe it finally
00:15:22 -- I think he found his soul mate.
00:15:24 Hey. Eat little and out of it.
00:15:27 Yes, I am very happy for Kevin.
00:15:30 I like him
00:15:32 Come on, do not be ridiculous.
00:15:35 Reply you.
00:15:36 Hey, baby, want to eat
00:15:39 -- No.
00:15:41 Hey, what about Grandpa Jack?
00:15:45 Greg, are Jack Byrnes.
00:15:48 Yes, I know, I've been recognized by
00:15:50 What are you
00:15:51 Greg, sorry that you leave the table
00:15:55 "I do not know if I have it,
00:15:59 What?
00:16:00 Pam asks if I want,
00:16:01 I asked to look
00:16:03 My genealogical research.
00:16:05 Say it.
00:16:08 I do not know if I have it, Jack,
00:16:12 Folders? Did you this?
00:16:14 Yes. Yes, I have. I have some folders.
00:16:18 You are interested in my birth certificate
00:16:19 R
00:16:23 Jack, something happened?
00:16:25 It's all right, Greg.
00:16:26 I suffered a minor heart attack,
00:16:28 but I managed to get defibrillator
00:16:30 before they go into cardiac arrest.
00:16:33 Jesus, you alone defibrillator?
00:16:35 My doctor said I was lucky,
00:16:36 but must take care to diet
00:16:39 Okay ...
00:16:40 So that means I will not
00:16:44 , Dina and I'll be there
00:16:47 I managed to say this
00:16:50 and now,
00:16:53 Come on Jack, I think, Dina
00:16:56 -- Greg, shut up and listen to me.
00:16:59 Genealogical research has allowed me
00:17:01 Byrnes to track all family members
00:17:04 So in 1643?
00:17:06 I could do the same thing
00:17:08 But there are too many punks and peasants
00:17:12 As long as the family Byrnes
00:17:15 family who guided both times
00:17:17 I concluded that the next
00:17:21 you.
00:17:24 Me?
00:17:26 Yes, you, Greg.
00:17:29 So my question is ...
00:17:31 If I die,
00:17:35 You know, Jack, we have dinner now.
00:17:37 Can we talk about it when you come out?
00:17:40 If I die, Greg, you need to know
00:17:42 that someone will assume responsibility
00:17:45 So the question is Greg
00:17:50 "The Godfather" Focker?
00:17:54 "The Godfather" Focker?
00:17:56 "The Godfather" Focker.
00:17:59 It is a question implied
00:18:03 When you say "The Godfather" Focker, I mean ...
00:18:07 I think I know what you mean, but I ...
00:18:10 What does that mean exactly?
00:18:13 It is a behavior, Greg
00:18:16 The way you behave.
00:18:18 With this show
00:18:23 Yes, I understand.
00:18:24 You can not get that without some
00:18:27 A safe home for your family,
00:18:30 an excellent education for
00:18:32 Well.
00:18:33 And last but not least,
00:18:36 That's all?
00:18:37 -- Laugh?
00:18:40 Shaving is not a problem, Greg.
00:18:42 Well, that does not laugh, okay?
00:18:45 You say you what you need to become
00:18:50 -- Greg?
00:18:54 Jack, I have what I need ...
00:18:57 to become the "Godfather" Focker.
00:19:00 I feel like I
00:19:05 Of course, now became
00:19:08 I love it. I like the weight.
00:19:10 I want it.
00:19:12 Well. Only you know it.
00:19:14 Only me. Between us.
00:19:16 -- See you in two weeks.
00:19:26 -- Hey, have you found?
00:19:31 Birth certificate?
00:19:33 Yes. It was among my files.
00:19:36 You know, I thought it would be good to visit
00:19:40 Awesome. I'll make some calls
00:19:43 -- Okay.
00:19:47 Samantha ...
00:19:52 Henry gonna eat lasagna?
00:19:56 No thanks.
00:20:01 You know, your mother worked hard to you
00:20:05 Not because they taste funny.
00:20:07 He said he is sick, so ...
00:20:11 We are okay.
00:20:13 Henry, is your father
00:20:16 and that require you to eat lasagna.
00:20:20 Well.
00:20:24 Well.
00:20:43 -- Hello?
00:20:45 Greg, are Jack Byrnes.
00:20:47 Jack Byrnes, Greg Focker is.
00:20:49 I know Greg, I'm calling you.
00:20:51 Dina and I'll get
00:20:54 Eighteen seconds, I understand.
00:21:09 No, this is yours!
00:21:11 Welcome, in--laws ...
00:21:13 God, Gregory.
00:21:16 Dina, Dina, Dina!
00:21:19 -- Glad to see you so much.
00:21:23 You're cute, Gregory.
00:21:25 -- Hi Jack!
00:21:33 -- It's all right, Greg?
00:21:36 Well.
00:21:37 Unfortunately, home renovations ...
00:21:39 is not how I want to be.
00:21:41 Well, stuff happens.
00:21:42 Yes, but I do not have happened.
00:21:50 Great job Sam
00:21:54 -- Now is ... yellow belt, huh?
00:21:56 -- I love that belt.
00:21:58 Bravo!
00:21:59 It is deadly, a real Ninja!
00:22:03 Henry to drink your milk
00:22:06 If you want to reach height
00:22:09 Jack ...
00:22:09 I tell myself, for it is hard to believe
00:22:13 Henry, do what my grandfather says.
00:22:16 I'm serious.
00:22:19 Bravo.
00:22:20 Okay, who wants turkey?
00:22:22 -- I!
00:22:23 Yes?
00:22:24 Honey, did not have to cook a
00:22:27 Why not?
00:22:28 -- Greg actually cooked it.
00:22:30 Well, I remembered that last year
00:22:32 Jack said he likes fried turkey
00:22:35 why people do it
00:22:36 -- You have an excellent memory, Greg.
00:22:38 Does not contain fat.
00:22:39 It's healthy, you do not harm the heart.
00:22:43 How sweet ...
00:22:45 -- Grandpa Jack, can I ask you something?
00:22:48 Why are you afraid of lizards?
00:22:49 Henry, very good question.
00:22:52 I'll tell you why.
00:22:53 When I was assigned to the company Maicon
00:22:56 a small lizard has crept into the ear
00:23:00 He had to endure the most terrible
00:23:03 Our unit made by Dr.
00:23:05 out to me
00:23:07 before they hatch in the brain.
00:23:10 -- Jack
00:23:13 Yes. Thanks for shared
00:23:15 All right, look around the world
00:23:19 Watch this.
00:23:22 It is a work of art.
00:23:23 Thank you very much.
00:23:25 -- Looks great, Greg.
00:23:27 And to cut it ...
00:23:29 I thought to use the wonderful knife
00:23:32 family crest bearing Byrnes
00:23:34 that Jack has brought him to us
00:23:37 the homeland of his ancestors.
00:23:40 Look, kids.
00:23:43 See this logo? It was used
00:23:46 many years ago,
00:23:48 when they were fighting for their families.
00:23:50 -- Dad, can I ask you something?
00:23:52 He loves history, is passionate.
00:23:55 A girl can poop through the vagina?
00:24:00 It can not.
00:24:02 You're too young to family history.
00:24:03 Yes and deviates a bit from the subject.
00:24:06 -- Jack, please.
00:24:10 You're the one who cut the turkey now.
00:24:12 Thanks, I am honored.
00:24:15 Okay, to cut the roasted beast!
00:24:20 Let's see, I think I'll start
00:24:24 So Greg you like your new job?
00:24:27 Well, to tell you, Dina ...
00:24:29 are a lot of responsibility on my shoulders ...
00:24:32 but I love this job.
00:24:35 I mean that I have the opportunity to
00:24:38 Somehow e. ..
00:24:41 Shit!
00:24:46 -- Jack
00:24:48 -- You ruined!
00:24:51 Answer the phone!
00:24:53 Hello?
00:24:55 Hello, Kevin!
00:24:58 What?
00:25:01 Are you in Chicago?
00:25:09 Hi! Hi everyone!
00:25:12 -- Hello.
00:25:15 I'm Good to see you.
00:25:18 -- Here 's our logoditul!
00:25:21 What happened to your finger?
00:25:22 We had a small incident
00:25:25 -- Where's Svetlana?
00:25:27 Or rather,
00:25:31 -- I left.
00:25:34 Are you kidding?
00:25:35 -- I'm sorry.
00:25:40 You always know what to say.
00:25:43 As I am truly sorry?
00:25:45 You are my salvation.
00:25:48 -- What happened?
00:25:50 What happened?
00:25:51 I do not know yet
00:25:54 We eat something outside, next to the building
00:25:58 and I asked her
00:26:00 I took a piece of string
00:26:01 and I tied her finger.
00:26:04 But she threw it away
00:26:05 saying "no"
00:26:08 He went with the first plane.
00:26:11 But your proposal has
00:26:13 Why did not you trying to put
00:26:15 That taught me Greg.
00:26:18 What ... Kevin, no, no ...
00:26:21 -- Dad, I can not sleep.
00:26:25 Jack, use diapers.
00:26:28 What is it, buddy?
00:26:29 I think all the blood sooner.
00:26:31 Really? Well. You want to read a story?
00:26:34 -- Uncle Kevin!
00:26:36 Well.
00:26:40 -- Have trouble sleeping?
00:26:47 Ready.
00:26:49 Jesus, Henry!
00:26:51 He fell asleep.
00:26:54 Sleeping.
00:26:56 It is a massage technique
00:26:59 by reducing blood flow sluggish
00:27:03 Yes, look at him.
00:27:06 I learned many healing techniques
00:27:10 Listen, I just came to say hello.
00:27:12 I will leave now.
00:27:14 -- Okay.
00:27:15 Kev, you need a place to stay?
00:27:17 No, do not need. Nowhere to sit, huh?
00:27:19 -- We are so very many here.
00:27:21 I volunteered at an orphanage
00:27:24 In the morning I will help in the kitchen.
00:27:26 You're so generous, Kevin ...
00:27:28 Yes, it's funny, I give them food,
00:27:30 feed my soul and those homeless.
00:27:33 It's good for everybody.
00:27:35 Perfect.
00:27:36 All the time we need help,
00:27:39 Greg and I actually go to visit
00:27:43 but maybe after ...
00:27:44 Really? Human Early School?
00:27:46 -- Yes.
00:27:49 In fact, I am Prudence Director
00:27:53 I'll put a good word for you.
00:27:55 It would be great, huh?
00:27:57 Absolutely.
00:27:58 I know myself, is a former girlfriend.
00:28:01 Nonsense, there are good relationships with
00:28:05 -- Thanks.
00:28:07 Well, as you think.
00:28:11 After that visit, Greg
00:28:14 Kevin, after you finish feeding
00:28:17 Okay, I'll come.
00:28:18 You know, Jack is a problem with contractors
00:28:21 so it might be
00:28:23 -- No, let's do it tomorrow.
00:28:26 -- See you there tomorrow, Kevin.
00:28:28 -- Okay.
00:28:30 You can call me for anything.
00:28:32 Well. Thanks J.B.
00:28:33 Yeah, or me.
00:28:38 You can call any
00:28:40 Yes, we are with you.
00:28:42 Thanks.
00:28:44 Watch with ...
00:28:49 I feel terrible.
00:28:51 -- Yes, of temperature.
00:28:53 that they had children
00:28:55 -- Today was supposed to go to school?
00:28:57 Honey, what do I do?
00:28:59 -- I'll go, yes?
00:29:00 One could ask your mother a
00:29:02 -- What about Dad?
00:29:09 I appreciate that you included
00:29:12 Jack, you're a trusted advisor.
00:29:15 And help us at home with a good education
00:29:19 and ourselves
00:29:20 -- Right.
00:29:22 -- Exactly.
00:29:24 Glad to hear you say that.
00:29:26 It makes me feel like I did
00:29:28 Of course, the children change
00:29:30 and that was the problem
00:29:32 Have not found time for each other
00:29:35 So Bob was looking for pleasure
00:29:38 -- Dr. Bob.
00:29:41 I very much disappointed.
00:29:43 Let me tell you something, I want to give him
00:29:45 I know the new address.
00:29:47 Maybe I'll sneak in one night
00:29:49 and I put a small explosive device
00:29:51 seem to have been a gas leak.
00:29:56 Yes. Yes.
00:29:57 Or maybe find a way to limit law
00:30:02 to teach him a lesson.
00:30:03 You know?
00:30:04 -- And just a pay him.
00:30:09 -- But it would be fun.
00:30:12 Hope you and Pam still
00:30:16 Yes, yes. Are you kidding?
00:30:18 Yes, we are going great.
00:30:19 -- We are going great.
00:30:20 I mean, you know, it is not easy
00:30:23 I feel physically attracted
00:30:25 For Pam? Are you kidding? Yes, Jack.
00:30:28 Jack was never a question of that.
00:30:31 Even after her body has endured
00:30:34 Yes, even after that.
00:30:37 Everything is fine.
00:30:38 Everything is fine under the hood.
00:30:42 That is disgusting.
00:30:49 Welcome, parents.
00:30:52 I am Prudence Simons
00:30:56 And here at "E.H.S." we know ...
00:31:01 We know that there
00:31:06 So, why their education
00:31:09 -- Am I right?
00:31:12 This is not about those graduates 99.8%
00:31:16 going to the best secondary schools.
00:31:19 -- Impressive.
00:31:23 -- This guy has used often "Bowflex".
00:31:27 It is overwhelmingly
00:31:29 who become civic leaders,
00:31:31 or directors
00:31:34 No. What is important to us
00:31:38 is that everyone will get to be themselves.
00:31:41 Please welcoming
00:31:51 They are very good.
00:31:52 -- I like what I see in this place.
00:31:55 And I'm sure is not cheap.
00:31:58 You think you're doing?
00:32:01 Yes. Yes, it's done.
00:32:04 You know how y. ..
00:32:06 If not addressed now,
00:32:08 Until I fix, you pay.
00:32:10 Do you have money or not, Greg?
00:32:12 New friends, good day!
00:32:14 -- Hello.
00:32:15 -- I am Prudence.
00:32:17 -- Jack?
00:32:18 Jack, Greg, tell me what path you chose?
00:32:23 I mean, as a living will?
00:32:25 Okay.
00:32:29 -- Yes.
00:32:30 The fact is the manager
00:32:33 Hospital's Memorial in Chicago
00:32:35 and I are retired florist.
00:32:37 How random!
00:32:39 Medical assistant and the florist. Awesome!
00:32:42 May I ask how long
00:32:45 -- For about eight years?
00:32:46 -- Eight years.
00:32:48 Yes ...
00:32:49 -- Eight years great.
00:32:51 Yes ...
00:32:51 -- I had a difficult beginning, but ...
00:32:54 Yes. Then we understood.
00:32:57 You seem a lovely couple.
00:33:00 -- No! No! We are not gay.
00:33:03 He is my son.
00:33:05 No, no, no ...
00:33:07 However, if needed, we can be flexible.
00:33:12 Okay ...
00:33:14 I appreciate your sense of humor
00:33:17 So ... Thank you, Greg.
00:33:19 -- Jack, I hope I did not hurt.
00:33:22 Are you sure?
00:33:23 One I'm not gay,
00:33:26 I would definitely be proud to have him
00:33:28 as a life partner on Gay Focker.
00:33:30 That is his real name.
00:33:34 Gaylord was my name
00:33:37 So, yes ...
00:33:39 I conclude the discussion here.
00:33:41 Jack was a pleasure.
00:33:44 -- Greg.
00:33:48 You can call me Greg. Greg's good.
00:33:49 What would have to remain honest?
00:34:00 A traditional American home, right?
00:34:03 Yes. Yes. It has a good structure and ...
00:34:06 You know ...
00:34:14 Hello! Here you are!
00:34:17 -- Kevin, the nice car!
00:34:20 Gustavo, my assistant got me one.
00:34:22 It is for test drive
00:34:23 Organic is apparently
00:34:27 -- Greg ...
00:34:29 Looks awesome!
00:34:32 -- Has a solid structure.
00:34:36 You have a good eye, Kevin.
00:34:42 -- That is good.
00:34:43 Randy, what is this?
00:34:44 Gregory Focker!
00:34:47 Glad to see you!
00:34:50 Randy, what is this?
00:34:54 -- Freshen up my memory, Gregory.
00:34:56 Randy anniversary
00:34:58 -- Remember?
00:35:00 The problem we face,
00:35:02 Rotten iron 30 feet away.
00:35:06 So you have some additional costs
00:35:07 and an obvious delay.
00:35:09 Randy yard that will be ready, or not?
00:35:12 Jack, I'll deal with that problem, right?
00:35:13 Mr. Byrnes wanted to suggest
00:35:15 advantage as you can without
00:35:18 from
00:35:20 which is obviously an amateur
00:35:23 -- No, Kevin!
00:35:25 It is not true.
00:35:26 -- It's true, Greg, you steal.
00:35:28 Workers are in the coffee break
00:35:32 Old Man there
00:35:35 and excavator driver
00:35:37 -- Okay.
00:35:40 What they doubt my honor?
00:35:41 Nobody put your
00:35:43 -- I work for 34 years in this job.
00:35:46 Must pump, and I cover to download
00:35:49 court to recover it.
00:35:50 I have news for you.
00:35:51 You can do this
00:35:55 -- Jack? Jack?
00:35:56 -- I steal!
00:35:59 -- The Japanese have surrendered!
00:36:01 The Japanese have surrendered!
00:36:03 -- What are you talking about?
00:36:06 Tell you what, Gregory.
00:36:09 What would you do spend there?
00:36:12 No. No, Kevin.
00:36:13 I promised the children
00:36:15 So, guess what?
00:36:18 Okay?
00:36:19 When the driver returns from a lunch break,
00:36:21 and that one was out to a level.
00:36:25 Wait a minute.
00:36:27 This is union work, Dad.
00:36:29 Hell, move him myself.
00:36:31 You know what, Jack?
00:36:33 -- You directs me in the street.
00:36:34 I got it.
00:36:37 Ready!
00:36:45 -- Come to you, Jack!
00:36:49 Look, I'm not union, Randy, but
00:36:52 Come on! Back! Back!
00:36:55 You're doing great. Stop!
00:36:57 Press brake! Stop!
00:36:59 Stop it!
00:37:02 -- Ready!
00:37:05 -- Pull the handbrake.
00:37:12 Jack!
00:37:14 God! Jack!
00:37:16 -- Jack
00:37:17 Jack, you out! Jack!
00:37:18 Come here!
00:37:19 I'll be alright, Jack!
00:37:20 Jack, come!
00:37:23 I found him!
00:37:24 I've found.
00:37:26 I'm right here.
00:37:29 -- Thanks, Kevin.
00:37:31 Slowly.
00:37:32 Greg's here. It's good.
00:37:35 Yes, I see.
00:37:37 Hi, Jack.
00:37:40 Look, begins.
00:37:41 Ladies and Gentlemen,
00:37:47 -- Time for ...
00:37:53 Hello viewers and friends!
00:37:57 What do you think we will discuss today
00:38:00 -- Sex!
00:38:02 What else can you speak?
00:38:04 Sex after childbirth.
00:38:06 How do you find time
00:38:07 making love
00:38:10 What if it does not work
00:38:12 You adventure
00:38:15 "No", you say? Roz Focker say yes
00:38:19 Yes, you have an adventure!
00:38:21 have an affair with your wife
00:38:26 Think about it.
00:38:27 Welcome
00:38:28 you dressed a little better.
00:38:30 will meet in a hotel.
00:38:32 Play different roles.
00:38:33 There is absolutely no shame.
00:38:36 fulfill your fantasies together
00:38:41 Welcome
00:38:44 I will kill,
00:38:46 but my son,
00:38:49 is
00:38:53 has problems
00:38:55 He is busy with the service
00:38:58 are few moments of intimacy,
00:39:02 What to do?
00:39:04 He says Sustengo.
00:39:05 Sustengo? What silly names, Greg!
00:39:08 I look at these bills Randy's
00:39:11 and I tell you frankly,
00:39:13 Do me a favor, do not tell
00:39:15 My Father, why?
00:39:16 I pressed
00:39:20 Whatever ...
00:39:21 -- Do not want to worry about.
00:39:24 And so he's mad at you
00:39:27 Baby, it was an accident.
00:39:29 -- Superstarule!
00:39:31 -- Wait a second?
00:39:32 Glad you changed your mind.
00:39:35 You'll go crazy on
00:39:37 Awesome. That was
00:39:40 -- So, see you tonight at the Hilton at eight?
00:39:43 -- Wearing a suit.
00:39:45 -- Cheers.
00:39:48 -- Hello?
00:39:51 certainly has not called Kristen.
00:39:53 -- No, it was representative of drugs.
00:39:56 -- Yes, Andy.
00:39:59 As a former nurse.
00:40:03 I know I do this for us
00:40:04 but the idea that you and a woman named Andy
00:40:06 sell drugs for erectile
00:40:10 -- Honey, you do not have to worry about.
00:40:14 -- I love you.
00:40:16 Goodbye.
00:40:24 Why not talk to your father?
00:40:26 Because she said you're crazy.
00:40:28 He said I'm crazy?
00:40:31 -- You should discuss this with him.
00:40:34 But Mommy and Daddy
00:40:38 The argument sometimes.
00:40:40 Yes? And what is the argument?
00:40:44 Mom was mad at dad
00:40:45 she goes to a hotel with Andy.
00:40:48 With Andy?
00:40:51 Who is Andy?
00:40:52 I can not say that
00:40:55 But what I tell you?
00:40:57 It is better to spy,
00:40:59 as long as the suspect
00:41:02 So who is Andy?
00:41:04 Andy's dad gives erections.
00:41:08 It gives you?
00:41:10 Andy's dad gives erections.
00:41:17 -- Hi guys. How are you?
00:41:19 Yes! Daddy!
00:41:22 Hey ...
00:41:24 You, Sam?
00:41:26 Come on, tell me something.
00:41:28 I do not want!
00:41:29 You just did.
00:41:33 -- Hey, Greg?
00:41:34 You know, I'm not sure that using jokes
00:41:37 is the best way
00:41:40 No, no, no.
00:41:43 If somehow matter ...
00:41:45 Matter, thank you.
00:41:47 See you later, okay?
00:41:48 Gotta go to dinner
00:41:52 In connection with work?
00:41:53 Yes, you know ... Head of Unit is ...
00:41:57 I understand.
00:41:59 Yes, I called head
00:42:03 -- Have fun.
00:42:09 I look forward
00:42:39 Jack! Jack? You?
00:42:43 -- Greg.
00:42:45 Buy milk for the morning.
00:42:47 -- Looking for a store?
00:42:49 It's one right across from my house.
00:42:51 Really? I did not know that.
00:42:52 -- You left on Lincoln's right there.
00:42:55 -- See you later.
00:43:46 Excuse me.
00:43:51 Hi!
00:43:55 -- Greg.
00:43:58 Follow me?
00:43:59 You follow? No, why do you watch?
00:44:01 No, just looking for milk.
00:44:04 Okay, but remember that I told you
00:44:07 it is a shop in the neighborhood?
00:44:09 That's right, but Dinah
00:44:12 and I heard that a store
00:44:14 Amazingly, all the way to go
00:44:21 You know, you should come down here.
00:44:23 It's a great store with natural products
00:44:25 station two blocks away.
00:44:36 Goodnight, Jack.
00:44:38 And you, Greg.
00:44:56 Hi!
00:44:59 Hello, superstarule!
00:45:04 Is everything okay? You seem a little nervous.
00:45:07 No, I'm fine.
00:45:10 Anyway, I read brochures
00:45:12 and I think I understand
00:45:13 No, Greg.
00:45:16 If you want to sell
00:45:19 should personally approach.
00:45:21 Know any sexually frustrated old man
00:45:45 I did not hear it coming.
00:45:48 What took you so long?
00:45:51 I lost a bit.
00:45:53 -- Everyone asleep?
00:45:55 We have at our house.
00:45:59 I'm so happy ...
00:46:01 you missed
00:46:05 -- What?
00:46:09 Hurry, hurry, hurry!
00:46:14 I have no idea what you're talking.
00:46:16 Jack, come on, you must enter the role.
00:46:19 Roz Focker said that we must have
00:46:22 -- To play different roles.
00:46:25 My head hurts a little, baby, tonight.
00:46:29 All day you had looked worried.
00:46:32 I promise you that the family
00:46:37 Come ... Before coming
00:46:41 Then we must hurry,
00:46:43 Let me just want to brush my teeth.
00:46:54 Your father did not really put
00:46:57 -- No, that was true.
00:47:01 Jesus Christ and I thought for
00:47:04 -- Nice speech, asistentule.
00:47:06 Hey, I'm staring at you ...
00:47:10 "I'm watching you," he said so.
00:47:13 You were dead tonight.
00:47:15 Stories about your family were great.
00:47:18 Thanks.
00:47:20 Wait a minute!
00:47:23 Hello, gorgeous.
00:47:24 Hello, Doctor Balard. Glad to see you.
00:47:27 Can I get two hundred something
00:47:31 Only if you buy and
00:47:35 I did not know that you are engaged.
00:47:37 We can take a picture?
00:47:39 No need to do that.
00:47:41 -- Yes ...
00:47:44 You're a dear.
00:47:46 Let's see!
00:47:48 One, two, three, and!
00:47:50 The best photo.
00:47:53 You have a problem with red eyes.
00:47:56 -- I can not believe I slept with him.
00:47:59 Seriously, I did.
00:48:01 At a convention in
00:48:03 I drank some tequila
00:48:07 -- It's a bad idea to mix drinks, right?
00:48:10 -- Well ...
00:48:13 You know ...
00:48:14 Go to the toilet.
00:48:18 -- Okay?
00:48:21 Please give me a soda and
00:48:26 You went out, Focker?
00:48:29 Doctor Bob!
00:48:30 -- Hey, man!
00:48:32 I came to the Convention. You?
00:48:35 I was invited as
00:48:39 Are you registered nurse.
00:48:40 You know what, I have nothing to say.
00:48:44 Well. I understand, Greg.
00:48:48 Eventually I got stress
00:48:51 What are you talking about?
00:48:53 Yes, I say whore's gold.
00:48:55 He wanted to me and Deb
00:48:57 Let your child baptized by him?
00:49:00 I make a speech about the
00:49:06 I found a name ..
00:49:11 Really? You said that?
00:49:16 He used the same method and you, right?
00:49:18 In some family that we all hamsters
00:49:20 Jack Byrnes on the wheel.
00:49:23 Circus of confidence, or how he says.
00:49:26 Circle of trust.
00:49:27 I did not know how deep they are buried
00:49:30 Let me tell you something. And when
00:49:34 Yes, well, I think
00:49:50 Hi, Greg.
00:49:53 Hey. Hi, Jack.
00:49:57 Can you explain that?
00:50:01 What is that?
00:50:03 Yes. It Sustengo ...
00:50:05 Pharmaceutical companies give me
00:50:09 That is,
00:50:11 or you need to use them
00:50:15 You know, Jack, so this is ridiculous.
00:50:19 Seriously.
00:50:21 This is ...
00:50:23 Good night, right? I go to bed.
00:50:25 I can not turn back, Focker.
00:50:32 Jack is everything okay down there?
00:50:34 All is well.
00:50:35 Well, it seems that you a. ..
00:50:37 I know very well, Greg ...
00:50:39 And I'm not concerned about that now.
00:50:41 What I want from you now
00:50:44 Jack, you took a pill of those?
00:50:49 I mind elsewhere.
00:50:52 and the package clearly says is good
00:50:54 Yes, but you need the recipe
00:50:57 How long have this "situation"?
00:51:01 Do not avoid the question.
00:51:02 Do not avoid it, but if you have that
00:51:05 blood vessels may burst
00:51:08 -- How long?
00:51:11 -- How long?
00:51:14 Jack, you should go immediately to the Emergency Room
00:51:17 counteract the effects of the drug.
00:51:18 You're not a nurse?
00:51:20 Yes, I have a kit, but
00:51:23 Focker, under no circumstances go
00:51:25 So I got to sting.
00:51:27 Stab me, shoot.
00:51:29 Relax, okay?
00:51:32 I'm going to take the syringe.
00:51:38 Okay, I need to ...
00:51:41 Do you pants down.
00:51:43 What drugs are evil
00:51:46 Jack, I said.
00:51:48 Okay?
00:51:49 Better read the instructions
00:51:52 Let's do it.
00:51:54 I'll do after the shot to number three.
00:51:57 Well ...
00:52:02 -- Relax.
00:52:05 Sorry. Well.
00:52:09 One ...
00:52:12 Two ...
00:52:14 -- Three!
00:52:21 Shit!
00:52:26 What happened?
00:52:27 Everything's fine. Henry had a nightmare.
00:52:30 But now Greg reassures him.
00:52:31 But Jack, like you've heard
00:52:33 No, I've heard. It was just Henry.
00:52:35 -- I'm going to check if it feels good ...
00:52:38 Everything is under control.
00:52:45 You and Dad, you can be more silent
00:52:48 Look at your dog and the little ninja.
00:52:51 Okay?
00:52:53 -- Greg?
00:52:56 What is?
00:52:57 It's okay.
00:53:00 Greg, I took part in a program
00:53:04 the techniques involved and some
00:53:06 Give me a few minutes alone with him
00:53:07 to erase them from memory what he saw.
00:53:10 Do not let them remove my son's memory.
00:53:12 Greg watched as his father put him
00:53:15 Already has some problems
00:53:17 of it might
00:53:19 I got it, okay?
00:53:21 Well.
00:00:04 You know how sometimes you need
00:00:07 when you pee?
00:00:08 -- Yes.
00:00:09 When you have old grandfather, Jack
00:00:11 maybe you have and you need to pee.
00:00:14 That's what you saw that I was doing.
00:00:17 Because it is old.
00:00:20 But he yelled so loud?
00:00:23 Not screaming, celebrating.
00:00:25 They shout with joy: "Hooray, Focker!"
00:00:29 Thank you for helping me to pee!
00:00:32 -- He was very happy. Right?
00:00:36 -- Do you understand?
00:00:43 Do not make use of this incident,
00:00:46 I know something about chicken and
00:00:49 Well, guess what? And I have eyes
00:00:52 so I'll be watching you
00:00:56 while
00:00:58 -- Okay?
00:01:00 Well.
00:01:01 -- We're watching both. Okay?
00:01:11 I'm watching you right now.
00:01:25 pastry "Downs."
00:01:28 Hello? Yes ...
00:01:29 May you have the cake from the same
00:01:32 Yes, we! Want chocolate
00:01:35 None of them
00:01:39 please give me password
00:01:41 I am Santa Claus
00:01:46 I need information about a person
00:01:50 A N D Y. ..
00:01:52 your approval has not been active
00:01:56 Listen here, shit.
00:01:57 I asked myself microphones
00:02:00 So do not tell me about the approvals.
00:02:02 My hands are tied, sir.
00:02:04 But you can search on Google on the topic
00:02:07 and you know everything you want to know.
00:02:11 I will then.
00:02:19 Andy Garcia
00:02:24 Andy Garcia Chicago
00:02:40 crazy night at the Hilton.
00:02:42 Honey, I can not wait to see
00:02:46 Yes ...
00:02:49 What are you doing?
00:02:50 We check the weather. Cold wind coming.
00:02:53 -- Do not ...
00:03:02 Thanks.
00:03:06 Greg!
00:03:07 Hey, how are you?
00:03:11 He was rushed to hospital.
00:03:13 Kevin showed us
00:03:15 Very nice.
00:03:16 So here you do not spend
00:03:19 I split time between the two.
00:03:22 -- Really?
00:03:36 -- Very nice.
00:03:40 Thanks! Thanks!
00:03:41 How about that piece, Kevin?
00:03:42 It's perfect for racing to assemble land.
00:03:45 Why not put more castles right there
00:03:49 and make a trail for children
00:03:54 I like the idea, Kevo.
00:03:55 Kevin, do you have a tattoo on his back?
00:03:57 Yes, Dina.
00:03:58 -- Seems quite prepared, we can see?
00:04:02 Just out of curiosity.
00:04:05 God!
00:04:12 This is Pam?
00:04:13 Yes it is.
00:04:14 You know, after the episode Svetlana
00:04:16 I got drunk one night
00:04:19 and I woke up in a studio
00:04:22 I told the tattoo artist to me
00:04:25 who always loved me unconditionally.
00:04:28 -- Pam.
00:04:30 But being very drunk
00:04:32 I handed
00:04:35 Have a picture of Pam in your wallet?
00:04:37 Yes. Port travel photos with me
00:04:41 -- Do you have a picture with me?
00:04:45 You recognize this one here?
00:04:48 Yes, look at me ... somehow!
00:04:50 Interesting.
00:04:52 In fact, it is very flattering portrait, Pam.
00:04:54 -- Excuse me.
00:04:56 Prudence? Yes. Hello?
00:04:59 Awesome. Yeah, sure.
00:05:02 Prudence and was told that if
00:05:05 can arrange an interview.
00:05:07 -- Bravo, Kevin!
00:05:14 I'm glad you came and you guys.
00:05:16 It's good when the grandparents have a role
00:05:18 education students in the Early Human.
00:05:21 Children need guidance.
00:05:23 It is your role, Jack?
00:05:26 Yes, I see myself as a pastor
00:05:28 I refer the family that lives on pasture.
00:05:31 Yes, I'd say Jack
00:05:34 a pastor of honor, if you will.
00:05:37 When my sheep astray,
00:05:39 I use
00:05:44 There are many dynamic roles
00:05:48 Why do not we start the interview?
00:05:51 Okay, Henry, I want to empty your mind
00:05:55 and to draw a picture
00:05:57 the first thing you think
00:05:59 when you hear the word "family."
00:06:05 It's like when you go to an ophthalmologist.
00:06:06 Start at the top and down ...
00:06:08 Why give him a test
00:06:10 It's called Haising--Rick experiment.
00:06:13 I used to see the agency
00:06:17 All letters are the same.
00:06:19 There is a real eye examination.
00:06:22 Outstanding sense of observation, Samantha.
00:06:24 E. .. E. .. E. ..
00:06:30 What did he say?
00:06:33 -- I have heard.
00:06:35 Tell me about your parents, Sam.
00:06:38 Tell me about your parents, Prudence.
00:06:44 That's my girl!
00:06:46 -- Would you tell me about your family?
00:06:49 Thanks, buddy.
00:06:50 Grandpa Jack frightens him very much.
00:06:53 Do stupid things
00:06:56 Once, he tried to cut the turkey
00:06:59 escaped him and he cut his finger
00:07:06 A crash interview.
00:07:07 She challenges him to crash these questions.
00:07:10 Anyway, Sam respond better to test.
00:07:12 Why, someone he inherits.
00:07:14 Who inherits, Jack?
00:07:15 Let's just say I did
00:07:18 There is a theory
00:07:20 receives an extra chromosome encodes
00:07:22 and the other receives a chromosome
00:07:26 Sam can be
00:07:29 and Henry is likely to have a double dose
00:07:31 the Focker family.
00:07:33 So what is it?
00:07:35 Bernie My grandfather taught me that.
00:07:42 Double dose.
00:07:45 Let's go out to play.
00:07:50 What is free play test?
00:07:53 -- How to maimutareste the bar?
00:07:56 You know how the prison guards
00:07:59 Studying them in the prison yard.
00:08:01 I'm sure Prudence
00:08:03 watching every move
00:08:06 -- Dad?
00:08:07 Can you please let me climb that wall?
00:08:09 -- Yes, just be careful, buddy.
00:08:12 -- You think you can do that?
00:08:15 I do not think you trust in His physical strength
00:08:18 also to face a wall.
00:08:20 Jack, do me a favor.
00:08:22 Loosen the reins a bit, okay?
00:08:24 I'll lose it, Greg, when
00:08:27 that's what you need to drive.
00:08:28 I lead my family, right?
00:08:31 If I allowed Henry
00:08:33 can climb on it.
00:08:33 If he wants to climb
00:08:36 and I say it's okay,
00:08:38 Because I'm in charge.
00:08:39 Okay? I agree.
00:08:41 So sit back
00:08:48 You are a very brave child!
00:08:50 See, not very serious.
00:08:53 Okay, thanks.
00:08:54 Hey, Harry, are you okay?
00:08:57 Hey, I came as soon as I heard.
00:09:00 Prudence told me that they were small problems.
00:09:03 That is enough said.
00:09:04 Thanks Greg, can take
00:09:07 -- Jack
00:09:08 Prudence is a forgiving soul,
00:09:11 Meanwhile, I have something for Hank The Tank!
00:09:15 Someone to keep your company
00:09:18 -- What is it?
00:09:21 -- Kevin Daddy?
00:09:22 An old nickname when I was
00:09:23 I told Hank The Tank
00:09:27 You are not Hank The Tank.
00:09:30 -- Want to Be Daddy Greg?
00:09:32 I'm Greg's father,
00:09:35 -- Must ... sit next to him ...
00:09:38 -- Pam, you should talk for a minute.
00:09:41 Mom?
00:09:44 -- Hey, Luis. What are you doing?
00:09:47 -- Look at two o'clock.
00:09:50 -- Hey!
00:09:52 -- We have the best news.
00:09:56 Marketing Director saw
00:09:59 the speech last night. Guess.
00:10:00 What?
00:10:01 He wants us to go to the convention
00:10:04 in Maui next month.
00:10:06 Yes, it sounds great.
00:10:07 Frankly, I'm sorry,
00:10:09 My son just broke his hand.
00:10:11 -- Poor child ...
00:10:13 -- You're a super dad.
00:10:16 It is very nice
00:10:19 No, this is what fathers,
00:10:22 there is nothing super ...
00:10:23 Luis how are you?
00:10:24 -- This is the book?
00:10:26 It's over, right? I'm going now.
00:10:29 -- Sorry.
00:10:32 I will be concise, Pam, right?
00:10:35 Dad ...
00:10:36 I want to make sure that there is somebody
00:10:38 you can rely on fully.
00:10:40 There I could not help noticing
00:10:42 have become ever these last days.
00:10:44 Its financial security,
00:10:47 He has a heart of gold.
00:10:48 Maybe it's distasteful
00:10:50 but tattoos on his body ala
00:10:51 that is definitely
00:10:54 What idea?
00:10:56 The idea of a simple correction of the road.
00:11:00 A correction of the road?
00:11:01 Greg ... Kevin ...
00:11:05 Come on, Dad grumpy!
00:11:08 Come to Hawaii!
00:11:09 Okay, Daddy grumpy
00:11:11 -- Yes!
00:11:13 Hey! Good, good!
00:11:16 Pam, it is Andy.
00:11:17 Andy, it is Pam, my wife.
00:11:19 Hey!
00:11:20 Glad to meet you.
00:11:22 And I'm glad to meet you.
00:11:24 Your husband is a star.
00:11:27 I'm sure you know how lucky you are.
00:11:29 -- Yes ...
00:11:30 Mother is a star and ...
00:11:32 a star in all areas.
00:11:35 I'm just a fan who tries ...
00:11:38 you know, to them that guitar.
00:11:41 There ... you're ... star.
00:11:43 Everything is all right here?
00:11:46 Yes, Jack, everything is fine.
00:11:48 God!
00:11:50 You must be famous Jack Byrnes.
00:11:54 I heard a lot about you.
00:11:57 And I heard very little
00:11:59 But I admire your photos
00:12:02 Henry feels much better.
00:12:03 Yamanon just sing an old song,
00:12:05 a brave warrior falls from tree
00:12:07 while chimpanzees hunt.
00:12:10 It's okay, yes.
00:12:12 -- Hello.
00:12:15 From Boston Pharmaceuticals.
00:12:17 And you're the doctor ... ?
00:12:19 -- No, not a doctor.
00:12:22 In any sense.
00:12:25 -- There are many things. I'm Kevin.
00:12:29 Okay, great.
00:12:33 Okay? Aloha.
00:12:37 I told you sell drugs
00:12:39 You told me not to and challenge.
00:12:41 That is ridiculous.
00:12:42 You also said that not leaving anything out.
00:12:44 Not leaving anything out?
00:12:47 Mind, Kevin, because he did not
00:12:50 You saw how he struggled carotid artery
00:12:53 when he looks at her?
00:12:54 -- Spare me, Jack! Come ...
00:12:56 Sorry, but you can not
00:12:58 You can, at least once in your life
00:13:01 -- Come on, do not become hysterical.
00:13:04 He becomes hysterical.
00:13:05 -- Look, it's natural to be a little tempted.
00:13:07 Even our dear friend Buddha
00:13:09 had to go through the pain
00:13:11 Dear friend Buddha ... what is he?
00:13:14 We have not seen much.
00:13:15 -- Do you ever listen?
00:13:18 I speak from the heart, as my friend BC
00:13:21 That I have always admired.
00:13:23 Well, I have news for you.
00:13:26 Maybe he is not Jesus
00:13:27 but is a much better option
00:13:30 -- Dad!
00:13:31 Stop with the correction of the road.
00:13:33 What is the "right way"?
00:13:34 -- There is nothing.
00:13:36 Driving this family
00:13:39 And I, as captain of the vessel
00:13:40 a rudder toward safe water.
00:13:42 You know something? You're the captain, Jack.
00:13:44 We're human. There are
00:13:47 Okay? We are human beings in a hospital
00:13:49 and you're not captain.
00:13:50 Maybe I'm not captain, Gregory Focker,
00:13:52 but you're not nose Focker!
00:13:55 Welcome! Because I do not want to be
00:13:59 I'm Greg Focker, Jack!
00:14:00 Okay? I'm Greg Focker!
00:14:03 By the way, Dr. Bob told me
00:14:05 It is good to know that I was
00:14:07 -- Have you talked to Dr. Bob?
00:14:10 I drank beer with him last night
00:14:12 That's it. You're done. You're done.
00:14:15 You know, I can not say I have finished,
00:14:17 -- I'll take off the wheel.
00:14:19 Wheel! Little hamster wheel that runs
00:14:21 that he could drink some water.
00:14:23 -- Begging your approval ...
00:14:27 -- It's a metaphor about your approval.
00:14:28 -- Yes, thank you cleared it.
00:14:31 -- What are you doing here, Kevin?
00:14:33 Why not get on the boat guy huge
00:14:35 Russian women with those of your friends ...
00:14:37 and drinking Jello Shots
00:14:40 Deepak not involve him in it,
00:14:43 Hey Dina! Jack suffered an attack
00:14:46 Bye, folks!
00:14:55 Lower .
00:14:57 -- Hello.
00:14:58 -- Are you okay?
00:15:03 You need to take you by car?
00:15:05 'm Pam, leave me a message.
00:15:08 Hey, I sleep in the house
00:15:11 I do not want to do with your father
00:15:17 Are you sure that you are well?
00:15:18 Yes. I need to rinse my thoughts.
00:15:20 -- Thanks for the ride.
00:15:26 Why am I evil?
00:15:30 Please, all he did was to tell Greg
00:15:32 that Pam was not jealous.
00:15:34 You know that.
00:15:35 And you did the same thing
00:15:36 the agent that
00:15:38 during the Cold War.
00:15:40 May you all take me for?
00:15:42 I told you, beauty
00:15:44 It was a matter of National Security.
00:15:46 Yes? As your heart disease?
00:15:49 Listen, Jack,
00:15:53 as much as you care to you and yours.
00:15:55 Okay?
00:16:06 Pam?
00:16:14 Do not be upset!
00:16:15 I will not harass you,
00:16:18 but it seemed very sad.
00:16:19 You have to bring some goodies.
00:16:23 Thanks.
00:16:24 Some Chinese food, a little wine ...
00:16:30 Pam realized how great you are?
00:16:33 Yes, you know ...
00:16:35 I think he knows that they are great,
00:16:38 Everything changes when you have kids.
00:16:40 For everything
00:16:42 Absolutely.
00:16:43 I'm sure you're thinking:
00:16:46 Yes. No, I mean, it's fun,
00:16:50 I'm gonna go get wine.
00:16:51 It is a distraction when you're alone
00:16:53 and you must wake up
00:16:55 to prepare lunch for the children.
00:16:57 You know, this kind of fun.
00:16:59 I like, that are very nice.
00:17:01 Like the other day when Henry came ...
00:17:02 had a hat on his head and said:
00:17:05 "I'm mayor kitchen.
00:17:07 He wanted to be mayor?
00:17:08 From anywhere ... him that idea
00:17:10 He came and said:
00:17:12 "Look a proclamation.
00:17:16 That day ...
00:17:19 Yes, I'm ...
00:17:23 I go out less
00:17:26 No, Jack.
00:17:31 I do not know why you still believe
00:17:36 I'm going to find him Greg.
00:17:39 You know where?
00:17:40 I have an idea.
00:17:42 And as you know,
00:17:48 Here are the piece written by her
00:17:51 They are very nice.
00:17:53 Yes, they are nice.
00:17:56 -- There you are!
00:17:57 I am a marine algae that protects plants.
00:18:00 You know, I have to go home.
00:18:02 Yes, I understand perfectly.
00:18:08 Andy, no, no! No!
00:18:10 Andy, I think you have done
00:18:11 I think ...
00:18:39 Greg, ever since I did that enema
00:18:42 It was just an enema.
00:18:45 Hey, Andy, you know?
00:18:46 I think you drank too much wine.
00:18:48 Wine is good, Daddy!
00:18:50 I took a few pills Sustengo.
00:18:53 Got Sustengo? Why did you do that?
00:18:56 Andy, do not do it with tools.
00:18:58 Sustengo women is prohibited.
00:19:00 Together with Maysenoll,
00:19:03 warm up and makes you float ...
00:19:07 Maysenoll?
00:19:08 That is crazy.
00:19:13 Can I see pictures of your children?
00:19:16 Certainly not. You can not.
00:19:18 You must dress.
00:19:20 -- Do not be a grumpy dad!
00:19:49 No! No, no! Andy, give me the phone!
00:19:51 -- You want?
00:19:53 -- Come take it ...
00:19:56 Andy is not funny!
00:19:58 Let's go swimming!
00:20:00 Andy, no, not a pool.
00:20:01 -- It's a pool ...
00:20:04 There is a hole.
00:20:06 Dress up, okay?
00:20:08 Andy, no!
00:20:09 That is not nice.
00:20:10 Do not throw the phones others in pits!
00:20:13 You're wrong!
00:20:14 Andy dress. Come on!
00:20:15 I hate you!
00:20:19 Jump in the water!
00:20:44 I really do not know where is Greg?
00:20:45 We failed to find him.
00:20:47 I think they are not so good as I was.
00:20:51 Look who it is! There you are!
00:20:52 -- Hey, Kevin.
00:20:54 Good show.
00:20:55 Only once have such a celebrated.
00:20:59 I have a surprise, Jack.
00:21:01 Gustavo!
00:21:03 -- It's what I think?
00:21:08 Jinxy!
00:21:09 When I heard about your problems
00:21:11 I knew I had to bring her here.
00:21:13 Kevin incredibly nice of you.
00:21:15 Why is not Daddy here?
00:21:17 Because I was mean to him?
00:21:19 No, baby. Not because of that.
00:21:22 Because his grandfather was wrong with him.
00:21:25 But to come. I'll come.
00:21:26 -- Will be here, right?
00:21:28 So, let's have fun!
00:21:30 Come, go, to see what it is.
00:21:39 Wait a minute.
00:21:41 Gay!
00:21:49 Gay!
00:21:53 Gay?
00:21:55 -- Dad!
00:21:57 Why are you so dirty?
00:21:58 -- Where is everybody?
00:22:01 Kevin is at home party.
00:22:03 -- Organizing child is home to Kevin?
00:22:04 I was, but I could not lose
00:22:05 age celebrating anniversary
00:22:08 -- What are you doing?
00:22:09 Dude ...
00:22:10 I'm very sorry.
00:22:12 Last night I was finished.
00:22:17 -- Who is she?
00:22:20 A colleague.
00:22:22 Hi, Daddy!
00:22:23 He took more pills
00:22:25 and then I pushed into the pit.
00:22:26 I broke all spending.
00:22:28 -- Garcia? It is a Spanish name?
00:22:30 -- Yes!
00:22:31 My grandmother is from Seville.
00:22:32 -- Are you kidding?
00:22:33 We just went there to learn
00:22:35 -- See ya, Andy.
00:22:36 -- Dad!
00:22:37 But we have to show him some moves
00:22:39 -- Dad! No, no, we gotta go.
00:22:44 Ole!
00:22:46 It is very good.
00:22:48 As you faster, both indicate
00:22:50 -- Andy, good luck! Good luck.
00:22:52 Adios
00:22:54 It was a good thing that got me there
00:22:58 -- Dad, please.
00:22:59 It is because the nervous system.
00:23:01 Flamenco dancing is very sexual.
00:23:04 As you know, not anything wrong with it.
00:23:05 I know that.
00:23:06 We Focker family. So we're doing.
00:23:08 But I know that something went wrong
00:23:11 Yes. You know, just ordinary things with Jack.
00:23:14 Are you okay?
00:23:15 Your mother was right, menopause
00:23:18 You know, I feel a little naughty ...
00:23:22 -- Byrnes Grandma! Byrnes Grandma!
00:23:25 Look up! My Little!
00:23:27 Look at you, dear ...
00:23:29 You are very beautiful!
00:23:31 Do you mind if we sit down, dear,
00:23:34 Need to talk.
00:23:35 So ... I heard
00:23:40 Not true?
00:23:42 Well, let me tell you
00:23:46 They ... Her ... are taught to be tough
00:23:49 and strong, you know?
00:23:51 But inside is very soft and ...
00:23:54 tacky, and cannoli ...
00:23:59 Ganoush?
00:24:01 Not exactly, is more like ...
00:24:02 Peanut butter and jelly.
00:24:08 Once you know it,
00:24:11 Besides, I have plenty of time
00:24:13 -- Grandma!
00:24:16 Look how you've grown!
00:24:19 Come here to make a sandwich Focker!
00:24:21 -- Okay, I'm cheese ...
00:24:23 I am the cheese.
00:24:26 -- Well ...
00:24:28 Attention, attention!
00:24:46 Henry and Samantha
00:24:55 -- Right.
00:25:01 -- Dad.
00:25:03 Living?
00:25:04 Yes, I just want to practice dancing
00:25:07 -- Go.
00:25:09 Gay!
00:25:11 As I feel,
00:25:13 whatever you do ...
00:25:14 cover it with kisses.
00:25:16 It will be like clay in your hands.
00:25:17 -- Okay.
00:25:19 Well. Okay, thanks.
00:25:26 -- I can do a job?
00:25:27 Can you put your foot down slowly?
00:25:29 An old injury from sex.
00:25:31 Yes ...
00:25:35 God!
00:25:37 This representation
00:25:41 -- You are the chosen!
00:25:45 -- Pam!
00:25:49 What happened to you?
00:25:52 You ... tell you later. Okay?
00:25:55 Look, I'm very sorry about
00:25:58 And I'm sorry.
00:25:59 We left to escape everything under control
00:26:00 and should not do that.
00:26:02 -- Just like your father ...
00:26:04 -- It's crazy.
00:26:09 Listen, we have done our way
00:26:13 -- It worked, huh?
00:26:16 -- I love you.
00:26:22 Hey!
00:26:24 Happy Birthday!
00:26:25 Look, I know I do not want to talk to me
00:26:26 but I just know it's okay.
00:26:28 I love you anyway.
00:26:30 I know, Daddy!
00:26:36 -- Dad!
00:26:38 Hey! Happy Birthday, buddy.
00:26:39 Hey, look ...
00:26:40 I think you forgot someone home.
00:26:43 -- Arthur
00:26:45 Thanks, Dad!
00:26:53 Very nice ...
00:26:59 -- God!
00:27:05 I'm fine!
00:27:06 It's time for cake.
00:27:09 It's time for cake.
00:27:11 There are 36 different cakes!
00:27:21 -- Kevin?
00:27:25 Glad you could come to the party.
00:27:28 -- What's wrong, honey?
00:27:31 Come, sit down.
00:27:35 Look in this direction, do you want?
00:27:37 Look a little higher.
00:27:40 Hey, Jack.
00:27:43 It's great. A great design.
00:27:46 It is ... captures the intensity ...
00:27:50 It's just like you.
00:27:52 Okay, look.
00:27:53 Last night I think we both said
00:27:55 Perhaps it would have to say anything
00:27:59 but you said that thing
00:28:02 Anyway, I offer you a piece of cake.
00:28:16 Shit!
00:28:18 Jack, are you okay?
00:28:19 Jack, I'm sorry. Jack, you okay?
00:28:23 Well, Focker ...
00:28:25 At least you do this to be funny.
00:28:29 Jack, do not do that. Come ...
00:28:32 This is the beginning, Greg.
00:28:37 All right, "to dance."
00:28:41 Come ...
00:29:02 Jack?
00:29:12 Where are you? Jack!
00:29:18 Jack?
00:29:25 Get out of here!
00:29:28 Get out! Get out!
00:29:30 -- Come on, baby.
00:29:32 Get out! Get out!
00:29:37 Jack!
00:29:50 I saw you last night
00:29:53 No nothing happened!
00:29:56 I was in the wilderness for so long,
00:29:59 But where is "home"?
00:30:01 Dear, "home" is inside you.
00:30:04 What did you look there
00:30:08 -- In your heart?
00:30:10 -- In my heart?
00:30:30 Support!
00:30:34 Arthur! Arthur!
00:30:37 Mother, missing Arthur
00:30:56 Jack, no nothing happened!
00:31:01 What did you say?
00:31:02 Jack, no nothing happened!
00:31:06 Shit!
00:31:10 Jinxy! Jinxy! You're a bad cat!
00:31:13 Bad cat!
00:31:14 Jinxy, you're a bad cat!
00:31:17 Jinx!
00:31:20 Jinx! Jinx!
00:31:22 Shit ...
00:31:24 Kevin, you're a charming young man,
00:31:27 Thanks.
00:31:27 I know you will find the path
00:31:30 Because of the strength of a lion
00:31:38 Pink?
00:31:41 Bernie, what are you doing here?
00:31:45 -- What are you doing here?
00:31:47 Bernard, I swear, is not as it seems.
00:31:50 Your wife console me
00:31:52 My soul has been lying to her.
00:31:54 Your soul, or language?
00:31:56 -- There was no tongue involved.
00:31:58 Thank you for your honesty.
00:32:00 I think you're in Spain, baby.
00:32:02 What happened?
00:32:03 What happened?
00:32:04 We went half way around the world
00:32:07 but something was missing.
00:32:09 My dance partner.
00:32:12 Bernie ...
00:32:13 You're my north.
00:32:15 How long will we be together,
00:32:18 What beautiful replica ...
00:32:20 Come here, baby.
00:32:23 It is wonderful.
00:32:24 What about full of electricity ...
00:32:26 Want to leave me here to kiss his wife?
00:32:29 Sure. Yeah, sure.
00:32:31 Jinx!
00:32:32 Grandpa Jack!
00:32:35 Jack?
00:32:36 Jack!
00:32:38 -- Jack.
00:32:39 -- You gotta do something!
00:32:41 -- Do you have chest pain?
00:32:42 Well, relax, I'll watch.
00:32:44 -- What is wrong with grandpa?
00:32:47 -- Bernie ...
00:32:49 Well. Jack, you have drugs on you?
00:32:52 -- Greg, do not respond to my treatment.
00:32:55 To get your hands on top of him?
00:32:56 There is a magic card, Kevin.
00:32:58 -- Pam, call 911.
00:33:00 Kevin, you go up in the house
00:33:02 Aspirin.
00:33:03 It's okay.
00:33:05 Jinx!
00:33:12 Arthur!
00:33:14 Thanks, Dad!
00:33:19 Relax, Jack.
00:33:21 -- Well ...
00:33:27 He took no other medication?
00:33:31 Only aspirin about 15 minutes.
00:33:35 Thanks, asistentule.
00:33:36 We'll take it from here.
00:33:37 By the way, where have all the bruises
00:33:42 It's a long story.
00:33:43 We were in the inflatable castle
00:33:46 I understand.
00:33:47 My father has been "prevented"
00:33:49 and went through a pane of glass
00:33:52 All right, let it get in the car.
00:33:55 It will be okay.
00:33:57 One you get in the car.
00:34:03 I know you told the truth
00:34:06 -- Really?
00:34:09 Carotid pulse was stable
00:34:10 when you have pleaded innocence.
00:34:13 Sure. Of course.
00:34:15 -- Greg?
00:34:17 I never ever wanted Dr. Bob.
00:34:20 But you.
00:34:22 Always on.
00:34:23 Relax and remain silent, Mr. Byrnes.
00:34:25 See you there, right?
00:34:27 Hey Focker!
00:34:29 Why do we swear?
00:34:30 -- We try to help you, sir.
00:34:33 What?
00:34:36 -- You're Greg Focker.
00:34:41 Are you Greg Focker.
00:34:48 I'm Greg Focker ...
00:34:56 Well.
00:34:58 It's okay.
00:35:00 -- Okay.
00:35:21 I'd do it again.
00:35:24 I do it.
00:35:25 Where is everybody?
00:35:26 I could hear sirens seemed to ...
00:35:28 No, I think it was
00:35:33 No, I'm pretty sure
00:35:35 I tell you, I heard sirens.
00:35:37 I feel like I lost anything.
00:35:39 -- What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:35:41 Do you have condoms in those music
00:35:43 can move on to round two ...
00:35:45 Second round?
00:35:46 God, baby ...
00:35:49 -- Well, it's been three weeks ...
00:35:51 I have one that plays rhythmic.
00:35:53 Okay. Any other slower song?
00:35:55 -- Slower?
00:36:01 four months later
00:36:04 -- Another one.
00:36:06 -- I want one.
00:36:08 -- Here.
00:36:11 This is a gift
00:36:13 Yes.
00:36:14 What is it, Grandpa Bernie?
00:36:15 I took with me my entire life.
00:36:17 -- It's my personal bubble of gas.
00:36:20 Are you kidding?
00:36:21 Jack. Lift leg.
00:36:24 Jack, come on ...
00:36:31 Shoot winds!
00:36:33 Jack, you have to laugh at things
00:36:35 What is this?
00:36:36 What is this? That is your own yamulka!
00:36:40 One of those that wear them Jews.
00:36:44 We know that you're concerned about genealogy,
00:36:47 so when you care,
00:36:48 I took the opportunity when you sleep
00:36:51 to you some of your pubic hairs.
00:36:53 I've sent to a laboratory
00:36:56 What have you done?
00:36:57 We thought it would be fun
00:37:00 Yes and proved, Jack T. Byrnes
00:37:02 Israeli're at a rate of 1 / 23.
00:37:05 Welcome to the tribe, Jack!
00:37:09 I'm not sure about that.
00:37:11 Yes, yes. Write right here.
00:37:13 Believe me, is on the table.
00:37:15 -- That means you have to be circumcised?
00:37:17 It is painful when you're an adult.
00:37:19 Although you contradict what you found
00:37:22 Thank you, Bernard, Rose.
00:37:23 -- You're welcome, Yakov.
00:37:25 -- Yakov?
00:37:26 Yakov!
00:37:28 Well, listen. Greg, we're in your home
00:37:31 you're the boss here
00:37:34 Sure ...
00:37:36 Honestly, Jack ...
00:37:37 I have no desire to try to look
00:37:39 I am in any way boss in this house.
00:37:42 But I love our family
00:37:45 And they are very happy
00:37:49 weekend.
00:37:51 Then we split up
00:37:52 I will get back to your homes
00:37:54 in your states. Cheers!
00:37:55 -- Cheers!
00:37:57 In fact, baby ...
00:37:59 Your father and I have something to say ...
00:38:00 Gaylord, we move to Chicago!
00:38:04 No, seriously.
00:38:05 I just bought a house near you.
00:38:09 -- No! There is great!
00:38:10 If they will move here
00:38:12 Welcome! We live together.
00:38:14 No! I will not ...
00:38:17 Because no one moves.
00:38:18 Huh?
00:38:19 No one here is moving!
00:38:20 Subtitles Thunder_oc/Krystyna21/Avocatul31
00:38:28 Google is a tool
00:38:32 Do not tell anyone
00:38:44 Jack Byrnes
00:38:46 Assistant ridicules his father
00:38:53 Who needs it?
00:38:54 What is the target for such
00:38:58 must say that anyone is
00:39:00 His name is Jack Byrnes
00:39:03 called me and told me:
00:39:07 I replied, "First of all, Jack,
00:39:11 First weekend
00:39:14 "Hey, listen.
00:39:17 Keep your snake cage
00:39:20 I told her so.
00:39:21 Okay ...
00:39:22 Maybe someone has kept the snake in the cage
00:39:25 Welcome
00:39:28 Click here
00:39:29 -- Dr. Riteldo know what I mean.
00:39:31 The guy is definitely obsessed ...