Little Miss Sunshine

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00:00:45 The winner of a 30,000-dollar scholarship...
00:00:50 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz.
00:00:54 And the new Miss America
00:00:58 Tara Dawn Holland!
00:01:12 ...scholarship...
00:01:15 is Miss Louisiana, Erika Schwarz.
00:01:20 And the new Miss America
00:01:25 There are two kinds
00:01:29 winners and losers.
00:01:32 Inside each and every one of you...
00:01:35 at the very core of your being...
00:01:38 is a winner
00:01:42 and unleashed upon the world.
00:01:44 With my nine-step
00:01:48 you now have the necessary
00:01:52 and the know-how to put
00:01:57 and to go out and make
00:02:02 No hesitating.
00:02:04 No complaining.
00:02:07 And no excuses.
00:02:09 I want you to go out
00:02:12 and I want you to be winners!
00:02:15 Thank you.
00:02:20 Thank you.
00:03:36 I'm on my way.
00:03:38 I don't know how long.
00:03:42 Richard, he has
00:03:48 I'm not smoking.
00:03:52 Look, I'm at the hospital.
00:04:20 Miss Hoover?
00:04:24 I need you to keep him away
00:04:28 If you have medications, depressants
00:04:32 - I'd prefer to keep him, but...
00:04:37 You want to see him?
00:04:54 Hey, Frank.
00:04:57 Sheryl.
00:05:01 I'm so glad you're still here.
00:05:06 Well, that makes one of us.
00:05:09 A strong low pressure
00:05:13 bringing with it a little moisture
00:05:16 We may even see a five- to 10-degree drop
00:05:19 There will be no significant
00:05:22 Do you want to talk or no?
00:05:24 - Nearly nothing, but statewide 93%...
00:05:40 Hello?
00:05:42 Anyone?
00:05:46 Down here.
00:05:54 Dwayne, hi.
00:06:00 He doesn't mind, Frank.
00:06:05 Wha... I know. I know. But we can't have
00:06:10 I'm sorry.
00:06:16 You'll get along fine.
00:06:19 And here's your cot.
00:06:25 Please, Frank.
00:06:28 Please.
00:06:34 Thank you.
00:06:36 I'm gonna start dinner.
00:06:38 You can come out
00:06:40 And, uh, just leave the door open.
00:06:55 Dwayne, honey, there's
00:06:58 Can you get it?
00:07:01 - Olive?
00:07:03 - Is Grandpa with you?
00:07:05 - What are you guys doing?
00:07:08 - Okay, well, dinner in 10 minutes.
00:07:12 - Hi.
00:07:15 Oh, God.
00:07:18 Well, check the machine.
00:07:21 - Dwayne, please, come on.
00:07:24 Will you set the table?
00:07:27 Remember Olive
00:07:30 - Theyjust called right now...
00:07:34 Fuck.
00:07:44 Hi. Richard Hoover
00:07:48 Any way to reach him or...
00:07:50 Well, I'm just wondering
00:07:54 If...
00:07:57 Yes.
00:07:59 Okay, could you please just have him
00:08:02 He has my cell number.
00:08:06 Okay? Thank you. Bye.
00:08:10 - So what happened with Stan Grossman?
00:08:13 Why didn't he call?
00:08:15 Will you let me
00:08:18 Dwayne, can you check on Frank?
00:08:23 Olive.! Dinnertime.!
00:08:26 Coming.!
00:08:31 What? Dinner?
00:08:38 What, you don't talk anymore?
00:08:41 Why not?
00:08:43 You can talk.
00:08:52 Is that Nietzsche?
00:08:56 You don't speak
00:09:05 Far out.
00:09:12 Frank, you can sit here next to Dwayne.
00:09:17 Here's the salad, and I'm gonna run
00:09:24 Olive, come on.!
00:09:26 Okay.
00:09:35 So who do you hang out with?
00:09:43 No one?
00:09:56 What about your family?
00:10:03 Frank.! Hey.!
00:10:06 - Richard.
00:10:20 Let me get Olive.
00:10:23 - Olive? Dad?
00:10:26 - Let's go!
00:10:28 - Frank, some Sprite?
00:10:31 And I want everyone to have
00:10:34 Thanks, Sheryl.
00:10:37 Honey.
00:10:43 So, Sheryl, I couldn't help noticing
00:10:47 Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence.
00:10:50 You've taken a vow of silence?
00:10:53 Yeah. He's gonna join the Air Force Academy,
00:10:55 and he's taken a vow of silence
00:10:59 - You're kidding?
00:11:01 Oh, hey, Olive.
00:11:04 Almost like a real person.
00:11:10 - What happened to your arms?
00:11:13 That's all right.
00:11:15 - How's the, uh, routine coming, honey?
00:11:17 Yeah? When are you
00:11:19 I don't know.
00:11:22 A couple of days.
00:11:24 What's that? Chicken?
00:11:28 - Holy God Almighty! It is possible just once...
00:11:32 We could get something to eat around here
00:11:35 - Hey, Dad! Dad!
00:11:38 - Christ. - When you want to start
00:11:42 - At Sunset Manor, you know... - If you like
00:11:46 For God's sakes.
00:11:51 So when did you start
00:11:56 Been nine months, Frank.
00:11:59 Not one. I think it shows
00:12:04 - Richard.
00:12:05 Really. I think we could
00:12:08 Dwayne has a goal.
00:12:11 It may not be my dream,
00:12:14 but he's pursuing it with
00:12:17 In fact, I was thinking
00:12:19 Oh, for crying out loud!
00:12:21 And how Dwayne's utilizing seven of them
00:12:26 Richard, please.
00:12:27 Well, I'm just saying
00:12:29 I think he could use our support.
00:12:33 How did it happen?
00:12:36 - How did what happen?
00:12:38 Honey, here.
00:12:40 Oh, no, it's okay.
00:12:44 No, I'm pro-honesty here.
00:12:48 Be my guest.
00:12:52 Olive, um, Uncle Frank
00:12:56 What happened was he...
00:13:01 You did? Why?
00:13:04 I'm sorry. I don't think
00:13:07 Honey, let's let Uncle Frank
00:13:10 Why did you want to kill yourself?
00:13:13 No, don't answer the question, Frank.
00:13:16 - Richard.! Richard.!
00:13:19 - I wanted to kill myself...
00:13:21 - I was very unhappy.
00:13:23 - Richard! - I'm sorry! I don't
00:13:26 - for a seven-year-old.
00:13:28 - Okay.
00:13:35 Why were you unhappy?
00:13:38 Um, well, there are a lot of reasons.
00:13:41 Mainly, though, I fell in love
00:13:46 Who?
00:13:48 One of my grad students.
00:13:51 Him?
00:13:54 It was a boy?
00:13:58 - Yes, I did. Very much so.
00:14:01 You're right. It was silly.
00:14:04 - There's another word for it.
00:14:07 - So, that's when you tried
00:14:11 The boy that I was in love with fell in love
00:14:15 - Who's Larry Sugarman?
00:14:17 the second most highly regarded
00:14:21 - Who's number one?
00:14:24 - Really?
00:14:27 So that's when.
00:14:29 No. What happened was
00:14:31 so I said some things
00:14:34 and I did some things
00:14:36 and subsequently
00:14:38 and forced to move out of my apartment
00:14:45 - And that's when you tried to...
00:14:48 Actually, all of that was okay.
00:14:50 What happened was two days ago the
00:14:55 awarded a genius grant
00:14:59 And that's when I...
00:15:02 Decided to check out early.
00:15:04 Yes. Yes. And I failed
00:15:08 Olive, the important thing
00:15:12 is that Uncle Frank
00:15:14 He made a series of foolish choices...
00:15:18 which is something winners never do.
00:15:21 So that's the story, okay?
00:15:25 Is he always like this?
00:15:29 Olive, tell him about your
00:15:33 Okay. Little Miss Chili Pepper is
00:15:37 but you have to be six or seven
00:15:40 This is our sister.
00:15:43 - Cindy.
00:15:44 Dwayne went to see his dad
00:15:47 and Olive went to Laguna
00:15:49 - She made it to the top of the regionals
00:15:54 Well, what do you think
00:15:56 I think I can win,
00:15:59 they've been doing it longer,
00:16:02 - Yeah. Good luck.
00:16:05 Luck is the name losers give
00:16:08 It's about wanting to win,
00:16:11 - You've got to want it badder than anybody else.
00:16:14 - Then you're gonna be a winner.
00:16:16 It's the truth.
00:16:19 You know, actually, there is a message
00:16:21 Something about Little Mrs. Sunshine.
00:16:24 - What? Little Miss Sunshine?
00:16:27 What?
00:16:33 Sheryl, it's Cindy.
00:16:36 Remember when Olive
00:16:38 She was runner-up in the
00:16:41 Theyjust called right now and said that
00:16:44 I don't know why.
00:16:47 - Now she has a place in the state
00:16:54 Oh, my gosh! I won!
00:16:56 - Finish your dinner.!
00:16:58 - What happened?
00:17:01 Yeah, we just got it.
00:17:05 - I won.! I won.! I won.!
00:17:08 The machine cut you off. Okay.
00:17:13 Redondo Beach. This Sunday?
00:17:16 - Wh... Are you guys going?
00:17:20 - Can you put it off?
00:17:23 - Where does that leave us?
00:17:26 No, no... No, I understand
00:17:29 - They... - I just... No, I'll
00:17:33 It's this Sunday?
00:17:36 They have some equestrian
00:17:38 You know, they do that horse
00:17:41 Well, it's the nationals. They're taking
00:17:44 What about Olive?
00:17:49 Little Miss Sunshine!
00:17:52 I won!
00:17:55 I'm going! We're going!
00:17:57 - You promised?
00:17:59 - How are you gonna get around out there?
00:18:02 - And stay at a hotel?
00:18:04 - This is our seed money.
00:18:08 - Don't start that.
00:18:10 I told you I'm gonna talk
00:18:13 We're gonna get locked and loaded on this
00:18:16 - But in the meantime we've gotta be...
00:18:19 - I'm not drivin'.
00:18:22 - Well, Grandpa does not have to come.
00:18:25 I gave her the moves.
00:18:28 - Why don't you take the V.W.?
00:18:31 - We'll fly there.
00:18:34 Well, that's what we're gonna do
00:18:38 Here. This is dessert.
00:18:44 I won.! I won.!
00:18:47 I won! I won! I won!
00:18:54 Miss Sunshine.! Little Miss Sunshine.!
00:18:58 All right.
00:19:00 Richard, I was told explicitly
00:19:04 - No offense, Frank.
00:19:06 You got Dwayne here.
00:19:08 No, Richard! That's asking too much.
00:19:11 We can't go, then, unless
00:19:15 - Mom, where's my bathing suit?
00:19:20 Frank?
00:19:22 I found it.!
00:19:25 Okay.
00:19:28 I'm going.! I'm going.!
00:19:30 Oh, Dwayne, come on, please.
00:19:34 Come on, Dwayne.
00:19:38 You can go to the beach and...
00:19:44 "This is unfair.
00:19:47 "All I ask is...
00:19:52 that you leave me alone. "
00:19:59 Dwayne, flight school.
00:20:01 I will give you permission
00:20:05 I won.! I won.! I won.! I won.!
00:20:18 "But I'm not going...
00:20:23 to have any fun. "
00:20:26 Yeah, we're all with you
00:20:29 Grandpa! Grandpa!
00:20:31 - We're all coming, honey.
00:20:34 Olive, come over here
00:20:36 Come here.
00:20:39 Look, there's no sense
00:20:43 if you don't think
00:20:46 So do you think you can win
00:20:50 Richard...
00:20:53 Are you gonna win?
00:21:00 Yes!
00:21:01 We're going to California.
00:21:13 Good night, Dwayne.
00:21:32 Not on your watch.
00:21:44 Thank you, Dwayne.
00:21:48 Coming from you,
00:21:51 Good night.
00:22:44 Jesus, I'm tired.
00:22:48 Do you know how tired I am?
00:22:50 If some girl came up to me,
00:22:54 - Dad? Watch the language, huh?
00:22:57 She's listening to music.
00:22:59 Olive, I'll give you a million dollars
00:23:02 - See?
00:23:04 - But the rest of us.
00:23:06 Can I give you some advice?
00:23:09 Well, I'm gonna
00:23:12 - I don't want you making the same mistakes
00:23:17 Dwayne... That's your name,
00:23:20 This is the voice
00:23:23 Are you listening?
00:23:26 - Hey.! Dad.!
00:23:29 - That's enough, all right?
00:23:31 - Dad.!
00:23:34 - Come on, please.
00:23:37 - My God, man!
00:23:40 You should be gettin'that young stuff.
00:23:43 - Dad, that's enough! Stop it!
00:23:46 See, right now you're jailbait.
00:23:50 I mean, you hit 18... Man, you're
00:23:53 Hey, I will pull
00:23:56 So pull the truck over!
00:23:59 - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass!
00:24:02 You're as bad as those fuckers at Sunset Manor.
00:24:06 - What happened at Sunset Manor?
00:24:09 I'll tell you what happened.
00:24:12 I should be able to do
00:24:15 - He started snorting heroin.
00:24:18 - I'm old!
00:24:20 What am I, an idiot?
00:24:24 When you're young,
00:24:26 - What about you? - I'm old.
00:24:29 We've tried. Believe me. The intervention
00:24:33 Can we please talk
00:24:36 - I take it you didn't like
00:24:39 Are you kidding me?
00:24:42 They got a pool.
00:24:44 Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here,
00:24:47 Look, I know you're a homo and all,
00:24:51 You go to one of those places,
00:24:55 - Can you imagine what that's like?
00:24:57 Whoa! I had second-degree burns
00:25:01 - Really?
00:25:03 What are you guys
00:25:05 Politics.
00:25:07 Oh.
00:25:12 Fuck a lot of women, kid.
00:25:15 Not one woman.
00:25:20 You heard what I said?
00:25:23 Yeah, I think
00:25:25 Don't show me the pad.
00:25:31 Mom, how much can we spend?
00:25:34 I would say four dollars.
00:25:38 Hi. You ready?
00:25:40 Yeah, I'm gonna have the,
00:25:43 All right.
00:25:45 A number seven, over easy,
00:25:48 - Grapefruit. Okay.
00:25:52 - And do you have chamomile?
00:25:54 - With honey, please.
00:25:58 - And extra bacon.
00:26:01 - Now, Dad, you should probably...
00:26:04 - He's gonna kill himself.
00:26:06 - Thank you, Sheryl.
00:26:08 And you.
00:26:10 - L... I'm sorry. I, um... Sorry.
00:26:13 Don't apologize, Olive.
00:26:16 Um, well, I want... Okay, okay.
00:26:20 Okay, can I get
00:26:24 I don't...
00:26:27 - Oh, that means it comes with ice cream.
00:26:30 - Olive, for breakfast?
00:26:34 Okay. You're right.
00:26:37 Okay. Be right back.
00:26:38 Actually, Olive,
00:26:42 translates literally
00:26:45 À la mode.
00:26:48 "Mode"is derived from Latin modus,
00:26:52 - Frank, shut up.
00:26:54 Olive, can I tell you a little
00:26:57 - Yeah.
00:27:00 which comes from cow's milk...
00:27:02 and cream has a lot of fat in it.
00:27:04 - Richard.
00:27:06 - She's gonna find out anyway, remember?
00:27:10 Well, when you eat ice cream, the fat
00:27:15 - Richard, I swear to God...
00:27:18 - What? What's wrong?
00:27:20 So if you eat a lot of ice cream,
00:27:24 And if you don't, you're gonna
00:27:28 - Mom...
00:27:31 I like a woman
00:27:34 I don't... Why's everyone so upset?
00:27:36 No, no one's upset, honey. L...
00:27:38 I just want you to understand...
00:27:40 it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay
00:27:45 Whatever you want, it's okay.
00:27:47 Okay, but, Olive,
00:27:50 Those women in Miss America...
00:27:53 Are they skinny,
00:27:59 Honey?
00:28:01 Well, they're skinny, I guess.
00:28:05 Yeah. I guess they don't
00:28:08 Okay. Coffee. Coffee.
00:28:13 - Grapefruit.
00:28:16 Chamomile.
00:28:20 "Alamodey," right? I'll be back
00:28:27 Does anyone want my ice cream?
00:28:29 Yeah, I'd like a little.
00:28:33 - Olive's not gonna have her ice cream.
00:28:36 - Yeah, let's dig in.
00:28:38 Boy, I feel sorry for anybody...
00:28:41 that doesn't want to enjoy their ice cream
00:28:44 - Boy, that looks good.
00:28:46 Those waffles are gonna be
00:28:49 - Mmm! Mmm!
00:28:51 Wait! Stop!
00:29:00 - All right, Olive...
00:29:06 Hey, Stan!
00:29:09 Stan, it's Richard. Again.
00:29:12 but we're just dying to hear what sort
00:29:16 - So, uh, give me a call, please.
00:29:20 No, I can't get a signal out of this thing.
00:29:25 How long till we get there?
00:29:27 - A long time, honey.
00:29:30 Well, we gotta do 600 miles of driving
00:29:34 - That's a lot of driving. Let's go.
00:29:37 - No, no. I got it.
00:29:40 You're doing it.
00:29:45 - Push the stick down hard.
00:29:48 Okay. Okay, there you go.
00:29:50 Now push the clutch in
00:29:53 It's on the floor.
00:30:04 Sticking on there.
00:30:07 Push down hard.
00:30:13 Well, you've got a problem.
00:30:16 Your clutch is, uh, shot.
00:30:19 Can we get a new one?
00:30:22 These old buses, you...
00:30:25 How long does it take?
00:30:28 Well, it's the weekend...
00:30:30 so... maybe... Thursday.
00:30:50 Is there a, uh,
00:30:55 Well, uh, they're
00:30:58 It's, uh...
00:31:00 Yes, we're aware of that.
00:31:03 I'll tell you what.
00:31:07 You don't need the clutch to change from...
00:31:12 You only really need the clutch to go
00:31:16 But as long as you keep
00:31:20 and you let it go, and it goes
00:31:24 you start her in third,
00:31:27 What if you're not
00:31:30 What if there's no hill?
00:31:32 Yeah, it's...
00:31:40 Olive, Dad, I want you
00:31:44 - I know. We know.
00:31:49 Everybody push!
00:31:52 Here we go.! Push.! Push.!
00:31:57 Ok... Ok... Okay!
00:32:00 I just want everyone here to know...
00:32:03 that I am the preeminent
00:32:06 Here we go.!
00:32:08 - Go on, honey.
00:32:10 - Go, honey!
00:32:13 Come on, Olive!
00:32:15 - Come on!
00:32:17 Sheryl!
00:32:23 - Frank, let's go!
00:32:25 - You're losing them. Slow down.!
00:32:28 - Come on! Come on! Come on, you dumb bastard!
00:32:32 - I can't slow down!
00:32:34 Help him. Come on.!
00:32:37 Come on. Come on. Get in.
00:32:40 No one gets left behind.
00:32:43 - Close the door!
00:32:46 Outstanding, soldier!
00:32:54 Outstanding.
00:32:56 - Was that fun?
00:33:48 So finally I'm just sitting there...
00:33:51 and I decide, you know,
00:33:54 And I start pitching him
00:33:56 And about... I don't know...
00:34:00 "I can sell this. "
00:34:03 Mm-hmm. Interesting.
00:34:05 Yeah, and this is the guy
00:34:07 You start with a book, and then you do a media
00:34:12 I mean, there's a whole fascinating science
00:34:16 - Wow. - Yeah, so he's in
00:34:19 building the buzz and kind of getting
00:34:23 He's doing what the pros call
00:34:26 Oh, how about that!
00:34:33 Yeah, and I can detect
00:34:37 What sarcasm? I didn't...
00:34:40 But I want you
00:34:42 I feel sorry for you.
00:34:44 You do? Good.
00:34:46 Yeah, I do. Because sarcasm
00:34:49 - It is? Really?
00:34:52 Sarcasm is losers trying to bring
00:34:55 and that's step four in the program.
00:34:57 Wow, Richard, you've really opened
00:35:00 - How much do I owe you for those pearls
00:35:03 - Okay, you guys, that's enough.
00:35:06 - That was for free?
00:35:08 - Stop it!
00:35:11 That's... Oh, wait a second.
00:35:13 - You are so bad.
00:35:16 He-Hello?
00:35:18 Stan?
00:35:21 Stan?
00:35:30 Stan Grossman?
00:35:34 Finally. How're ya doin'?
00:35:37 No, I know. We were, uh, on the highway,
00:35:40 Forget about it.
00:35:49 Honey, I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
00:35:52 No. I'm gonna go practice
00:35:55 Okay, well, don't go too far.
00:35:57 Well, I think that wejust
00:36:00 No, you gotta talk to him.
00:36:02 No, Stan, listen to me.
00:36:05 I am going to get something to drink.
00:36:08 - Stay positive and...
00:36:11 Okay.
00:36:13 Get me something really nasty too.
00:36:17 - Okay. - Okay, here's a 20.
00:36:20 - Get yourself a fag rag.
00:36:26 Uh, that one. Yes. And that one.
00:36:29 And I would like
00:36:33 Yes. Yes. Yes.
00:36:36 And, uh, I will have a...
00:36:39 a blue raspberry Slushee.
00:36:42 Frank?
00:36:44 Oh, my God.! How are you?
00:36:47 - Uh... - I thought you were gonna
00:36:50 I was looking for you.
00:36:52 - Aren't you supposed to be in New Haven?
00:36:55 - Well, you heard about Larry and the
00:36:58 - It's official.
00:37:01 So we're going to this private
00:37:03 - Larry's here?
00:37:06 - He's out filling the tank. He's, uh...
00:37:10 Wow. I can't believe this.
00:37:13 I've been fine.
00:37:16 Good. Good.
00:37:18 You know, I heard
00:37:23 Yeah. No, I quit, 'cause
00:37:26 Right. Good. Good.
00:37:28 So what are you up to now?
00:37:31 Um, I'm weighing my options...
00:37:34 and, um, just, you know,
00:37:40 Great. That's great.
00:37:42 $ 19.79, sir.
00:37:48 So...
00:37:53 - Well, it was great to see you.
00:37:56 - Take care of yourself.
00:37:58 Bye.
00:38:28 Hey.
00:38:30 You forgot your Slushee.
00:38:35 You're in Scottsdale right now, right?
00:38:37 Okay, I can come by.
00:38:39 I'm gonna be coming through there.
00:38:45 Christ.
00:38:50 Did you try that?
00:38:52 Listen to what
00:39:01 So what happened?
00:39:03 Nothing.
00:39:06 Wait a minute. I thought
00:39:08 - He said it was a done deal.
00:39:12 Oh, my God!
00:39:14 Fucked.
00:39:16 - I can't believe I'm hearing...
00:39:19 What do you think I...
00:39:22 Let's just go, okay?
00:39:25 Come on.
00:39:30 Let's go!
00:40:10 "Where's Olive?"
00:40:14 Oh!
00:40:24 All right, Frank.
00:40:27 - Come on, Olive.
00:40:29 Come on, sweetie, jump.
00:40:31 - We can't stop. Jump.
00:40:54 Richard.
00:40:58 Yeah.
00:41:00 Whatever happens, you tried
00:41:04 which is more than
00:41:07 and I include myself
00:41:11 You took a big chance.
00:41:18 Okay, Dad.
00:41:31 Thank you, Dad.
00:42:06 Okay, here is 11.
00:42:09 Frank, you're 12.
00:42:14 And Grandpa's 13.
00:42:16 Can I sleep with Grandpa tonight?
00:42:18 Well, you'll have to ask Grandpa.
00:42:20 - Grandpa?
00:42:22 You could still use some rehearsing.
00:42:25 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
00:42:33 All right, everybody,
00:42:36 I'll knock on your doors at 7:00 a. m.
00:42:39 That means no lollygagging.
00:42:42 We need to be packed
00:42:44 - Frank, you guys'll be okay?
00:42:47 - Okay, well, good night.
00:42:49 - Sleep tight.
00:43:08 What a fucking nightmare.
00:43:13 Richard, we...
00:43:15 Please.
00:43:17 Sheryl, let's just
00:43:23 No, Richard, we have to talk now.!
00:43:25 I tried to tell you
00:43:28 - Do you realize we're becoming bankrupt?
00:43:31 Hey, don't listen to that.
00:43:35 Let's turn on the tube.
00:43:37 - We agree that the right man to preserve
00:43:41 Secretary Rumsfeld and I
00:43:44 about this important choice.
00:43:46 To me...
00:43:48 You said this was a lock.!
00:43:51 Stan Grossman said it was a done deal.!
00:43:54 I'm not married to Stan Grossman.!
00:43:56 I trusted him.! You gotta trust
00:43:59 Oh, fuck the nine steps, Richard.!
00:44:02 They're not working.!
00:44:04 I never want to hear
00:44:16 Perfect. Perfect. You're
00:44:19 Time for your beauty rest.
00:44:28 There you go.
00:44:32 Good night.
00:44:34 - Grandpa?
00:44:37 I'm kinda scared about tomorrow.
00:44:40 Are you kiddin' me?
00:44:43 They're not gonna know
00:44:45 - Grandpa?
00:44:49 Am I pretty?
00:44:51 Olive, you are...
00:44:56 the most beautiful girl
00:44:58 Nah, you're just saying that.
00:45:01 No, I'm not. I'm madly
00:45:03 And it's not because of your brains
00:45:06 It's because you're
00:45:11 - Grandpa?
00:45:17 - I don't want to be a loser.
00:45:20 Where'd you get the idea
00:45:23 Because Daddy hates losers.
00:45:26 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:45:29 You know what a loser is?
00:45:31 A real loser is somebody that's so afraid
00:45:36 - Now, you're trying, right?
00:45:40 Well, then, you're not a loser.
00:45:45 Yeah.
00:45:48 We can tell 'em all to go to hell.
00:45:51 Good night, sweetie.
00:46:16 What are you doing?
00:46:18 I'm gonna fix this.
00:46:23 Richard...
00:46:26 I'm gonna fix this.
00:46:57 Here we go.
00:47:25 Hi.
00:48:43 Hi. Stan Grossman, please.
00:48:49 Stan, it's Richard.
00:48:53 I'm at the hotel.
00:49:15 But it's funny.
00:49:19 So I said, "You want me to teach you
00:49:22 You can write a book
00:49:25 So he says to me...
00:49:30 Hello, Stan.
00:49:32 You're the one
00:49:34 That's what I thought at the time.
00:49:36 But it's a great program.
00:49:39 It's not the program, Richard.
00:49:43 No one's heard of you.
00:49:55 What's the next step?
00:49:57 There is none.
00:50:00 It didn't fly.
00:50:03 - You-You mean give up?
00:50:06 Hey, wh... Whoa, hey! One setback here,
00:50:11 Richard, listen.
00:50:14 I rammed it down their fucking throats,
00:50:18 It's time to move on.
00:50:25 Okay. Okay.
00:50:27 Good. I'm glad.
00:50:31 Because this is what
00:50:33 - Right here, Stan. Right here!
00:50:35 - Richard, please.
00:50:37 You blew it.
00:50:48 Mom? Dad?
00:50:56 What is it, hon?
00:50:59 Grandpa won't wake up.
00:51:17 Want to take an eye test?
00:51:20 Uncle Frank?
00:51:25 Olive, come here.
00:51:27 We're gonna have a family meeting.
00:51:34 First of all...
00:51:37 the doctors are doing everything they can
00:51:41 He's had a long, eventful life...
00:51:45 and I know he loves
00:51:48 But if God wants to take him,
00:51:55 Whatever happens,
00:52:01 And what's important
00:52:04 I love you guys so, so much.
00:52:27 Look at this.
00:52:30 It does it in three hours' time.
00:52:36 Are you the family of Edwin Hoover?
00:52:39 Yes.
00:52:42 I'm sorry.
00:52:47 He was, uh...
00:52:50 Well, it was too much.
00:52:53 He probably just fell asleep
00:52:58 I'll have someone come talk to you
00:53:06 Thank you.
00:53:17 Linda!
00:53:25 Mom?
00:53:27 Is Grandpa dead?
00:53:29 Yeah, honey.
00:53:40 That's what this
00:53:43 So you always look forward
00:53:46 And that, I believe...
00:53:49 Put it in the machine.
00:53:52 Hi. I'm your
00:54:00 - My consolations for your loss.
00:54:03 Okay, these are the forms
00:54:07 A death certificate.
00:54:10 A report of death.
00:54:13 Please try and be
00:54:16 Um, this is a brochure...
00:54:18 for a grief recovery support
00:54:21 And, if you like, at this time,
00:54:24 so you can begin making
00:54:26 Actually, prearrangements
00:54:32 - Albuquerque?
00:54:35 If the body is crossing state lines,
00:54:40 Okay, but we're trying
00:54:44 3:00 today? Hmm.
00:54:50 Okay, um, can I just...
00:54:52 I know that this is, uh...
00:54:56 but if maybe we could just go.
00:54:58 And then we'll come back, and we'll
00:55:02 No. You can't just abandon the body.
00:55:04 No, no, no. Nobody's gonna abandon
00:55:08 Otherwise, the hospital
00:55:10 Sir, there are ways
00:55:12 We're gonna go and come back.
00:55:14 You are not the only one that's
00:00:14 We haven't had a chance
00:00:18 so someone may come in in a few minutes
00:00:22 Just tell them who you are,
00:00:25 - Thank you.
00:00:27 And when you're done with the paperwork,
00:00:31 - Great. Thank you, Linda.
00:01:11 Goddamn it, Dad.
00:01:17 Stupid.
00:01:28 We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine
00:01:31 Next year.
00:01:42 No. No.
00:01:46 I will be damned if I'm not
00:01:50 Well, Richard,
00:01:56 We're not gonna leave him.
00:02:00 - Richard, what are you doing?
00:02:09 - Dwayne, go around outside.
00:02:11 - We're gonna take him with us.
00:02:14 He's better off with us
00:02:16 I want you to go around outside
00:02:19 Dwayne, don't you dare move.
00:02:21 Honey, you stay here.
00:02:24 No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours.
00:02:29 If there's one thing
00:02:31 it's to see Olive perform
00:02:34 Now, I believe we'd be doing
00:02:38 if we were to just give up now.
00:02:40 All right? There's two kinds
00:02:43 There's winners and there's losers. Okay?
00:02:47 Winners don't give up.
00:02:49 So what are we here?
00:02:53 Huh?
00:02:55 Okay, okay, okay.
00:02:58 You guys go. Olive,
00:03:06 I don't know. I have no reason
00:03:10 Watch. Get the back.
00:03:12 Shh. Go, go, go.
00:03:16 Yeah, 1:00.
00:03:21 Now?
00:03:23 - He's very heavy. Be gentle.
00:03:26 Now.!
00:03:28 One, two...
00:03:31 Okay, three.
00:03:33 Not yet. Not yet.
00:03:36 - Okay, go. Go, go, go.
00:03:40 Richard, I can't do it.!
00:03:42 - I got him. I got him.
00:03:44 Come on!
00:03:51 Okay, he's slipping.
00:03:54 Hold on.
00:03:58 I got it. I got it.
00:04:03 Be careful.
00:04:09 - Be cool. Be cool.
00:04:14 Keep watch, Olive.
00:04:17 Watch the curb.
00:04:26 Watch his head!
00:04:28 Keys.
00:04:34 Swing him around this way.
00:04:37 - Olive, get in.
00:04:39 Okay, let's go.
00:04:45 Sheryl. Let's go, Frank.
00:04:48 Did I mention that I am the preeminent
00:04:51 Here we go! Here we go!
00:04:55 Are you okay?
00:05:05 - Dad?
00:05:12 What's gonna happen to Grandpa?
00:05:36 Uncle Frank?
00:05:38 Yeah?
00:05:42 Do you think there's a heaven?
00:05:46 That's hard to say, Olive.
00:05:51 I know, but what do you think?
00:05:56 Um, well...
00:05:58 I think there is one.
00:06:02 - You think I'll get in?
00:06:05 - Promise?
00:06:21 Whoa! Hey! Son of a bitch!
00:06:24 - What happened?
00:06:31 - It's stuck.
00:06:33 It's stuck or something.
00:06:36 - Maybe... Try pulling it from under here.
00:06:40 - Fix it when we get there.
00:06:44 Shit!
00:06:50 Oh, Jesus! God!
00:06:53 I'm being pulled over.
00:06:57 Okay. Everybody just
00:07:01 Like-Like everything's normal here.
00:07:17 How you folks doin'?
00:07:19 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're fine.
00:07:23 - Little trouble with the horn?
00:07:27 - Havin' a little trouble with your horn?
00:07:30 Little trouble. Sorry.
00:07:34 Could you step outside
00:07:46 - Step this way, please.
00:07:48 - What?
00:07:51 "Don't" what?
00:07:56 - Do you have something in your trunk, sir?
00:07:59 - Don't... Don't open it.
00:08:03 - Just... I... I just...
00:08:07 - Don't move.
00:08:12 - It's not illegal! - Sir, I would
00:08:18 Oh, my God.
00:08:26 - It's not illegal.
00:08:36 Sir, could you come back here?
00:08:47 I love this stuff. I love it.
00:08:50 God bless ya.
00:08:52 Don't worry.
00:08:54 Oh, thank you.
00:08:57 How you doin'?
00:09:02 - Cute... Cute family. That's nice.
00:09:05 - This on the side. A little of this,
00:09:08 - Oh, man.
00:09:11 That is sweet. Yeah.
00:09:13 - Dirty.
00:09:16 Ahh, good, yeah.
00:09:20 That's a little different choice.
00:09:25 No?
00:09:29 - Gonna leave that with ya.
00:09:32 - You have a good day there.
00:09:46 What happened?
00:09:49 I'll tell you when
00:09:54 Frank, Dwayne, get out and push.
00:10:15 Okay, there it is... Redondo Beach, 46.
00:10:19 It's 2:15.
00:10:21 They said 3:00 sharp. They were very explicit.
00:10:26 - Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision.
00:10:29 - Okay, now I'm gonna check
00:10:32 Asshole.!
00:10:35 What's the letter in the circle?
00:10:41 No, no, no.
00:10:44 Right there. See?
00:10:46 It's an "A." Can't you see it?
00:10:53 It's bright green.
00:10:58 Oh, man.
00:11:08 Dwayne, I think you
00:11:22 You can't fly jets
00:11:38 We've got a little bit of...
00:11:41 - I think we need to pull over.
00:11:44 - What's the emergency?
00:11:46 It's all right, man. Dwayne, Dwayne.!
00:11:49 - Just pull over the car!
00:11:52 - Could you get him to pull over, please?
00:11:55 - Richard, pull over the car!
00:11:58 - I'm pulling over. Stop it.
00:12:00 - Dwayne! No, no. Dwayne. Sit down.
00:12:05 - Pull over.
00:12:07 - Stop the car. It's gonna be okay, Dwayne.
00:12:11 Dwayne? Oh, God!
00:12:17 Fuck!
00:12:24 - What happened?
00:12:27 Oh, Jesus. Oh, no.
00:12:35 Uh, just...
00:13:00 Dwayne?
00:13:05 Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry.
00:13:13 - Dwayne, come on. We have to go.
00:13:20 - Dwayne...
00:13:23 Okay? I don't care.
00:13:27 Dwayne, for better or worse,
00:13:29 No, you're not my family!
00:13:33 I hate you fucking people!
00:13:38 Divorce, bankrupt, suicide!
00:13:41 You fucking losers.!
00:13:48 No. Please
00:13:51 Okay?
00:13:56 Please just leave me here.
00:14:10 Shit.
00:14:14 I don't know what to do.
00:14:17 Well, it's gettin'late.
00:14:20 Maybe... Can somebody
00:14:23 - I'll stay.
00:14:29 All right. Well...
00:14:31 uh...
00:14:34 I'm just worried about the time.
00:14:39 Olive, you, uh...
00:14:42 you wanna try talking to him?
00:14:44 Richard, no! There is nothing to say.
00:14:47 Honey...
00:15:39 Okay.
00:15:43 Let's go.
00:16:16 I apologize for the things I said.
00:16:19 I was upset.
00:16:26 It's okay. Come on.
00:16:33 2:55.
00:16:35 All right. Everybody,
00:16:41 Okay, here! Here's the turnoff.
00:16:44 Does anybody see
00:16:47 - There's the hotel.!
00:16:50 We're gonna make it.
00:16:54 How... How the hell
00:16:58 - Sheryl?
00:17:01 - You're passing it.!
00:17:05 - You drove past it!
00:17:08 - It's back there!
00:17:10 - Anybody see a way back? It's a one-way street!
00:17:13 Rich! You've got parking lots on the right!
00:17:17 - Here, here.!
00:17:20 - What are you doing?
00:17:23 - What time is it, Frank?
00:17:26 - Dad! - Straight shot from here.
00:17:29 - Oh, it's a dead end!
00:17:32 - You have to go back!
00:17:34 That'll take us all the way
00:17:38 - You're the one who told me
00:17:41 I'm not turnin' back.
00:17:44 - Richard!
00:17:48 What... What are you doing?
00:17:51 - God, Richard!
00:17:55 Okay, stop.!
00:17:56 - Where's the entrance?
00:17:59 You passed it!
00:18:01 Hold on!
00:18:04 Here we go. One more time.
00:18:13 Mom!
00:18:55 Hello?
00:18:58 - Sorry, we're closed.
00:19:01 - We just wanna check in.
00:19:05 - It's 3:00 now.
00:19:08 Come on. Have a heart. We're four minutes late.
00:19:12 - Then you should've been here by 3:00.
00:19:15 There must be some way
00:19:18 Everybody else was here before 3:00.
00:19:21 No, we're not looking for an advantage.
00:19:24 Don't yell at me, sir.
00:19:27 We've settled on the schedule for the show.
00:19:30 - Our lineup is final. I have a hair
00:19:33 I'm sorry that you're late,
00:19:38 Please.
00:19:42 You don't know
00:19:48 Um, Miss Jenkins?
00:19:53 - Oh, Kirby, you don't have to.
00:19:57 Well, it's your time.
00:20:01 Thank you, Kirby.
00:20:03 Really, you don't know
00:20:05 Please, it's only five minutes.
00:20:07 I am not working for these people
00:20:12 Okay, so, what's your name?
00:20:14 - Olive.
00:20:17 - Mom, Mom.! Look.!
00:20:20 - It's Miss California. It's really her!
00:20:23 Albuquerque...
00:20:28 - Thank you.
00:20:30 - Hi! What's your name?
00:20:34 - What's your talent, Olive?
00:20:37 Dancing was too hard for me.
00:20:40 You must be a good dancer.
00:20:42 I am. I'm really good.
00:20:44 I bet you are.
00:20:47 Well, thanks for stopping by,
00:20:52 Hmm. Miss California?
00:20:55 - Do you eat ice cream?
00:20:58 My favorite flavor is
00:21:02 although, technically,
00:21:06 - Okay?
00:21:09 Bye.
00:21:12 - Mom, she eats ice cream.
00:21:17 Your packet has tickets in it,
00:21:21 - Okay.
00:21:23 Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home
00:21:41 - Hi.
00:21:45 Okay, Olive,
00:21:48 You wanna go change
00:21:50 This is the last touch-up, everybody.
00:22:25 - Okay! Wait!
00:22:29 Let's get outta here.
00:22:36 Hey! Hey, Olive Hoover.
00:22:39 - Mm-hmm?
00:22:41 - Oh, music, right.
00:22:47 Where is it? All right.
00:22:51 Here you go.
00:22:53 - This? Did you choose this?
00:22:57 - Your grandpa?
00:22:59 - Which track?
00:23:01 We were drivin' five, six hours.
00:23:06 By the time we figured it out, it's...
00:23:10 - You know.
00:23:13 So where's the body?
00:23:16 Um...
00:23:33 Personal effects.
00:23:35 - Thank you.
00:23:39 You too.
00:24:03 I'm ready.
00:24:10 - She was scared, but she did very well.
00:24:17 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:24:22 Little Miss Sunshine Pageant!
00:24:25 Yes!
00:24:29 Now, please, put your hands together once
00:24:33 our 12 beautiful contestants!
00:24:56 Wow.
00:25:58 Oh, let's have a big round of applause
00:26:04 At the end of the evening,
00:26:08 will be crowned
00:26:20 Olive, honey,
00:26:23 Yeah, I'm fine.
00:26:27 Hey.
00:26:31 What?
00:26:33 You got a kid in the show?
00:26:36 Your first time?
00:26:38 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:28 America.!
00:27:31 It's so beautiful.!
00:27:36 Sometimes I just wish
00:27:40 and skip all this crap... high school
00:27:48 You know Marcel Proust?
00:27:50 - He's the guy you teach.
00:27:53 French writer.
00:27:56 Never had a real job.
00:27:59 Unrequited love affairs. Gay.
00:28:02 Spent 20 years writing a book
00:28:05 But he's also probably
00:28:07 Anyway, he, uh...
00:28:12 and he looks back and decides
00:28:15 Those were the best years of his life,
00:28:19 All the years he was happy? You know,
00:28:23 So, if you sleep until you're 18...
00:28:28 ah, think of the suffering
00:28:31 I mean, high school? High school...
00:28:35 You don't get better suffering
00:28:41 You know what?
00:28:45 Fuck beauty contests.
00:28:48 Life is one fucking
00:28:52 You know, school,
00:28:55 Fuck that.
00:28:58 And fuck the Air Force Academy.
00:29:00 If I wanna fly,
00:29:04 You do what you love,
00:29:13 I'm glad you're talkin' again, Dwayne.
00:29:17 You're not nearly as stupid as you look.
00:29:28 Wanna go back?
00:29:30 Not really.
00:29:34 Yeah, we should go back.
00:29:39 And now, the moment
00:29:42 the talent competition.
00:29:56 Miss Carly Nugent.
00:30:27 Yee-haw!
00:30:29 Yodel-lay-he-hoo, that was great.!
00:30:50 Wow-ow-ow-ow.!
00:30:52 Funky-licious.!
00:31:16 I'm goin' backstage.
00:31:18 Yeah, right. See ya.
00:31:23 Oh, look at you.
00:31:27 Mm-hmm.
00:31:30 Okay, here.
00:31:34 - Hey, what's goin' on?
00:31:38 - How you doin', honey?
00:31:41 - Nervous.
00:31:43 I just know it.
00:31:45 - Can I talk to you for a second?
00:31:48 What's up?
00:31:53 I don't want her to go on.
00:31:58 - Are you authorized to be backstage?
00:32:01 - Where are the dressing rooms?
00:32:03 Just tell me where
00:32:06 Listen, we're not in
00:32:10 - Hey, how are you feeling?
00:32:12 - There. What's up?
00:32:15 Oh, my God!
00:32:17 - Look around. This place is fucked!
00:32:20 Look, I don't want these
00:32:23 - Listen, it is too late.
00:32:26 and you're supposed to protect her.
00:32:29 Everyone is gonna laugh at her, Mom.
00:32:34 Olive Hoover, two minutes.
00:32:37 Look, she's not a beauty queen.
00:32:40 She's just not.
00:32:42 - I'm gonna tell her. - No, Dwayne.
00:32:46 She has worked so hard.
00:32:49 We can't just take it away
00:32:53 I know you wanna protect her. I know, honey,
00:32:58 Olive Hoover. Are you the family?
00:33:02 Yeah. Okay?
00:33:05 Olive, it's time. Okay?
00:33:08 Yeah.
00:33:11 - We gotta go now.
00:33:13 Olive, look at me.
00:33:16 If you don't want to do this,
00:33:19 If you want to sit this one out, it's totally
00:33:25 We gotta go.
00:33:29 It's time.
00:33:41 Ready? Let's go.
00:33:54 Good luck, honey.
00:33:57 Copy that. Twenty-five
00:33:59 and we're walkin'...
00:34:02 as fast as we can.
00:34:06 - Is she going on?
00:34:08 She's going on.
00:34:13 Pure fairy-tale magic.
00:34:15 Miss Charisma Whiteman!
00:34:19 Wasn't that a stardust fantasy?
00:34:21 Thank you for that.
00:34:25 We have one more contestant,
00:34:28 Please give a warm welcome to...
00:34:31 Miss... Olive Hoover.!
00:34:49 You okay?
00:34:51 Um, I'd like to dedicate this
00:34:55 who showed me these moves.
00:34:58 Oh, that is so sweet.!
00:35:01 Is he here?
00:35:03 In the trunk of our car.
00:35:07 Okay!
00:35:09 Well, take it away, Olive.!
00:35:27 Huh!
00:36:04 You suck!
00:36:07 Those little fuckers. I will kill them.
00:36:10 You stink.!
00:36:20 No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:53 What is your daughter doing?
00:37:03 She's kickin' ass.
00:37:20 Get over here!
00:37:23 - I want that little ragamuffin off
00:37:27 - Get her. Right this minute!
00:37:29 - Your act's over, honey.
00:37:35 - Hey! Hey, let go of my daughter!
00:37:38 Holy sh...
00:37:42 Let her finish!
00:37:46 Get off me.!
00:37:50 - Help me!
00:37:53 Keep dancin' honey.!
00:37:55 Get your daughter
00:38:00 Now!
00:38:07 Honey?
00:38:26 - Like that?
00:39:21 - Ooh!
00:39:33 Yeah! All right!
00:39:52 Okay, you're out...
00:39:55 on the condition that you never enter
00:39:58 in the state of California ever again.
00:40:01 Ever.
00:40:05 I think we can live with that.
00:40:12 All right.
00:40:15 Lock and load.
00:40:31 Olive, your grandpa would've
00:40:35 - Yeah, you were great. Mm-wah!
00:40:38 - You were incredible.
00:40:45 Let's get outta here.
00:41:11 Whoo!
00:41:15 It's in gear.
00:41:28 What in the world?