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00:00:06 THIS ISN'T HAPPENING TO ME.
00:00:07 WHAT IS HAPPENING
00:00:09 ONLY THE WORST THING EVER!
00:00:11 A MISSING CAPTAIN DELICIOUS
00:00:15 DAD, THIS IS A CRIME.
00:00:16 CAN YOU HAVE THEM
00:00:17 FIRST OF ALL, SHAWN, NO,
00:00:19 CAN'T YOU JUST HAUL THEM IN
00:00:21 LAY INTO THEM A LITTLE?
00:00:21 AND WHO IS "THEM"?
00:00:22 YOU KNOW, THE CEREAL PEOPLE?
00:00:25 OH, THE CEREAL PEOPLE, HUH?
00:00:28 I'LL TELL YOU
00:00:29 YOU CAN SPEND A LOT OF TIME
00:00:31 TO GET THE NUMBER
00:00:33 THEY'RE GOING TO STICK YOU
00:00:34 LISTENING TO BAD MUSIC,
00:00:36 FINALLY YOU'RE GOING TO GET
00:00:38 WHO'S GOING TO TAKE
00:00:39 AND THEN SHE'S GOING
00:00:41 IN A WASTEBUCKET.
00:00:42 OR YOU CAN USE
00:00:45 AND YOU CAN OUTSMART 'EM.
00:00:51 WHAT AM I MISSING?
00:00:55 WHERE IS THE RING?
00:00:56 WELL, IT'D BE AT THE BOTTOM...
00:00:58 NOT OF THIS BOX.
00:00:59 THE BIG OLD BAD CEREAL
00:01:01 SO YOU GRAB ANOTHER BOX.
00:01:03 WHERE'S THE RING NOW?
00:01:05 AT THE BOTTOM.
00:01:06 NOW I'VE GOT TO
00:01:10 AND WHERE'S THE RING NOW?
00:01:11 AT THE TOP!
00:01:13 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU SEE,
00:01:15 YOU DON'T HAVE
00:01:16 ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO
00:01:18 TO MAKE IT RIGHT-SIDE UP,
00:01:23 YOU GET YOUR PRIZE.
00:01:25 THANKS, DAD!
00:01:29 EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN
00:01:30 WHY WE COULDN'T SIT
00:01:31 AND EAT
00:01:33 MOVING IS GOOD, GUS.
00:01:35 PLUS, YOU AND I NEVER
00:01:36 WHAT, EAT AND JOG?
00:01:38 NO, TALK. JUST TALK.
00:01:40 CHECK IN WITH EACH OTHER
00:01:42 I WANT TO KNOW
00:01:43 I WANT TO KNOW
00:01:45 REALLY? LIKE YOU'RE
00:01:47 YES, I'M REALLY ASKING,
00:01:49 WOW. OKAY.
00:01:51 WE'VE BEEN WORKING CASES
00:01:54 TO BE HONEST, I'M BURNT.
00:01:55 I JUST WANT TO TAKE A NAP.
00:01:58 I COULDN'T AGREE
00:01:59 I THINK WE SHOULD
00:02:00 NO MORE CASES.
00:02:01 OH, I'M SO GLAD
00:02:02 I WAS KIND OF WORRIED
00:02:05 DON'T BE A SILLY GOOSE.
00:02:07 NOW, WE'VE HAD
00:02:08 I THINK
00:02:10 AND LOOK AT THIS.
00:02:11 HERE WE ARE.
00:02:16 WHAT IS THIS, SHAWN?
00:02:18 OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.
00:02:19 THE POLICE MAY HAVE
00:02:21 WHICH I MAY HAVE
00:02:23 ON MY POLICE SCANNER,
00:02:24 WHICH I MAY HAVE
00:02:27 NO CASES, SHAWN.
00:02:28 NO CASES.
00:02:29 WE GO IN, WE SEE,
00:02:30 WE SAY HELLO, AND WE LEAVE.
00:02:32 SAY HELLO?
00:02:34 YOU CAN'T JUST
00:02:35 McNAB!
00:02:37 NABBY!
00:02:38 [TO GUS]: BUZZ.
00:02:40 BUZZ? SERIOUSLY?
00:02:41 DON'T YOU EVER
00:02:42 WHY WOULD I TALK TO
00:02:45 SHAWN! MY MAN!
00:02:46 POW!
00:02:49 OKAY WITH...YES.
00:02:51 YOU LOOK TRIM.
00:02:53 SOMEBODY MADE THEIR
00:02:55 FIVE MORE POUNDS.
00:02:56 BUT I STILL
00:02:57 YOU'LL GET THERE.
00:02:59 YOU REMEMBER MY PARTNER?
00:03:00 SURE, YEAH...
00:03:03 GUS.
00:03:04 RIGHT.
00:03:05 SO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
00:03:06 DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME, NOW.
00:03:07 LOOKS LIKE
00:03:08 THE GUY FROM THE PHONE COMPANY
00:03:10 FOUND THE VICTIM
00:03:11 BEEN UP THERE
00:03:12 A FEW DAYS?
00:03:14 YOU MIND IF WE HEAD UP,
00:03:16 POKE AROUND A LITTLE?
00:03:17 AW, I DON'T KNOW.
00:03:18 LASSITER'S UP THERE,
00:03:19 AND HE'S
00:03:20 YEAH, WE JUST...
00:03:23 WANT TO BRING IT BY,
00:03:24 OH, THAT'S NICE OF YOU.
00:03:25 HE ASKED ME TO GET IT,
00:03:28 BUT THIS IS PERFECT.
00:03:31 HEY, DID YOU JUST SIP THAT?
00:03:34 YOU DON'T TASTE
00:03:36 BEFORE YOU GIVE IT TO HIM?
00:03:37 THAT SURPRISES ME,
00:03:39 HE'S SO PARTICULAR,
00:03:41 IT'S THREE CREAMS, FOUR SUGARS.
00:03:43 YEAH, IT IS.
00:03:46 SHARP AS A TACK!
00:03:47 YOU!
00:03:48 AND FIT!
00:04:03 WE FOUND A NOTE.
00:04:04 THE BODY'S BEEN HERE
00:04:06 ALL SIGNS POINT
00:04:08 THREE 11-44s
00:04:11 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
00:04:13 ALL RIGHT, LADIES
00:04:14 YOU KNOW THE PROCEDURE.
00:04:16 I DO NOT WANT ANY MISTAKES.
00:04:21 HEY, BLOWIE.
00:04:23 I KNOW YOU'RE NEW,
00:04:24 BUT IF YOU WANT
00:04:26 ALL OVER THE EVIDENCE,
00:04:26 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK IT?
00:04:29 CLEARLY HE DOESN'T NEED
00:04:30 OKAY, THERE'S
00:04:32 CAN WE GO NOW?
00:04:33 RELAX.
00:04:34 HAVE SOME MEE KROB.
00:04:35 HOW DO YOU JUST EAT
00:04:36 WHEN THERE'S A DEAD GUY
00:04:37 WHAT, IS THAT RUDE?
00:04:41 FORENSICS.
00:04:45 ACT NATURAL.
00:04:48 OH, THAT'S IT!
00:04:50 WHAT?
00:04:53 RED PEPPER FLAKES.
00:04:54 IS THAT A CL
00:04:55 NO, IT'S A DELICIOUS SPICE
00:04:57 AND IT'S EXACTLY WHAT
00:04:59 I TOLD YOU THIS.
00:05:01 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
00:05:04 YOU CAN'T TOUCH STUFF.
00:05:08 WHAT?
00:05:15 SERIOUSLY,
00:05:20 A MARINATING STEAK?
00:05:21 WHAT, YOU WANT
00:05:23 NO, BUT DON'T YOU FIND
00:05:24 THAT A MAN WOULD
00:05:26 THAT A MAN WHO WAS READY
00:05:27 WOULD TAKE THE TIME
00:05:29 FOR A FUTURE MEAL?
00:05:34 DUDE...
00:05:36 THIS WAS NOT SUICIDE.
00:05:38 THIS WAS MURDER.
00:05:52 THE DOOR LATCH IS STILL INTACT.
00:05:56 NOW, I ASK YOU,
00:05:57 IF YOU WERE GONNA KILL YOURSELF,
00:05:58 WOULDN'T YOU WANT
00:06:00 SO NO ONE COULD BARGE IN ON YOU?
00:06:02 WHAT?
00:06:05 I DON'T--WHAT IS--
00:06:07 WHAT IN THE NAME
00:06:09 ARE YOU TWO DOING
00:06:09 IN MY CRIME SCENE?
00:06:10 YOUR CRIME SCENE?
00:06:11 THAT'S FUNNY.
00:06:13 HEH HEH. GET OUT.
00:06:14 WE ARE.
00:06:15 JUST THOUGHT
00:06:17 THAT THIS THING HERE,
00:06:19 GREAT.
00:06:21 AND THANKS ALSO FOR BRINGING
00:06:29 OH, BOY!
00:06:34 I'M SENSING A...
00:06:35 I'M SENSING THERE WAS
00:06:38 SOMEONE HERE
00:06:39 WITH THE VICTIM
00:06:41 SOMEONE WITH A SLIVER OF GREASE
00:06:45 NO, I'M NOT SENSING
00:06:48 NO STRUGGLE...
00:06:50 [BANGING]
00:06:53 THE DOOR.
00:06:55 DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK DOWN
00:06:57 NO, IT WAS OPEN. WHY?
00:06:58 NO, NO, NO,
00:06:59 DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
00:07:00 GET UP.
00:07:01 McNAB, I WANT YOU TO ESCORT
00:07:03 OUT OF HERE NOW.
00:07:04 OH, COME ON.
00:07:06 YOU KNOW, DUE DILIGENCE.
00:07:06 SPENCER, WE DID
00:07:08 IT WAS A SUICIDE.
00:07:10 THERE IS NO CRIME.
00:07:11 YOU'RE WRONG.
00:07:12 THERE IS A WITNESS.
00:07:17 THERE'S A CAT.
00:07:19 I WANT TO TALK TO THAT CAT.
00:07:23 AS SOON AS HE'S FINISHED...
00:07:31 WOW. I'M JEALOUS.
00:07:35 www.1000fr.com present
00:07:56 BELIEVE
00:07:57 GUS, THEY WERE GOING
00:07:58 TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER.
00:08:00 WHAT CHOICE DID I HAVE?
00:08:01 PLUS THIS CAT
00:08:02 IN A MAJOR MURDER
00:08:03 YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM?
00:08:04 OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
00:08:06 YOU TOOK THE CAT,
00:08:08 WE'RE RIGHT ON
00:08:10 I DIDN'T HAVE
00:08:12 A STEAK?
00:08:13 THE CHAIN THE DOOR?
00:08:14 I WOULDN'T HE BELIEVED ME.
00:08:15 WE NEEDED AN "IN,"
00:08:17 PLUS HE CLEARLY LIKES YOU.
00:08:19 YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY
00:08:21 YOU HAVING
00:08:22 PRETENDING YOU CAN
00:08:24 I'M BUYING A DISPOSABLE CAMERA
00:08:26 FOR WHEN YOU HAVE
00:08:27 HIS DIRTY LITTER BOX.
00:08:27 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
00:08:29 THIS CAT HERE IS A GIFT,
00:08:31 A CONDUIT FOR US
00:08:33 AND HE HAS MORE TEGRITY
00:08:36 PAW.
00:08:36 PAW, THAN MOST PEOPLE
00:08:38 APPENDAGES...
00:08:41 APPENDAGES.
00:08:43 WHAT?
00:08:43 ALL OF...
00:08:45 THAN MT PEOPLE HAVE IN ALL
00:08:49 COMBINED.
00:08:51 OH YEAH?
00:08:52 I THINK HE WANTS
00:08:54 HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING
00:08:55 UNTIL WE SOLVE THE CRIME.
00:08:58 DON'T YOU OR YOUR CAT
00:08:59 BUT I DON'T THINK
00:09:01 OH, REALLY?
00:09:03 TRY TELLING THAT
00:09:04 WHO TRAUMATIZED
00:09:06 TELL HIM.
00:09:10 I'M JUST SAYING I CAN KINDA GET
00:09:13 A FEW SUICIDES IS NOT UNCOMMON.
00:09:15 GUS, DID YOU LOOK
00:09:18 BLUE, CLEAR...
00:09:19 AND DID YOU FEEL IT
00:09:21 WARM. NICE. STATISTICALLY,
00:09:23 ARE FAR LESS LIKELY
00:09:26 NOW, IF WE WERE
00:09:27 WE COULD TALK.
00:09:29 THE POINT IS,
00:09:30 THIS WAS A 50-YEAR-OAN
00:09:33 OH. OH.
00:09:35 DO YOU WANT DOWN?
00:09:36 YOU CAN GET DOWN.
00:09:43 YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
00:09:45 I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
00:09:48 IT'S PROBABLY A SUICIDE.
00:09:51 THANK YOU.
00:09:52 THAT WAS BIG OF YOU TO ADMIT.
00:09:54 I'M UNCLEAR
00:09:56 WHAT'S THAT?
00:09:58 HOW DO WE EXPLAIN
00:10:09 DETECTIVE O'HARA.
00:10:10 WELL, YOU'RE HERE
00:10:15 AH.
00:10:18 DAMN IT ALL.
00:10:22 COULD HAVE HAPPENED
00:10:24 TALK TO ME.
00:10:25 WELL, VICTIM IS A FEMALE
00:10:26 GLORIA STARKS.
00:10:28 WE'RE WAITING FOR
00:10:29 BUT IT APPEARS TO BE
00:10:31 CARBON MONOXIDE
00:10:32 ASPHYXIATION.
00:10:33 OOH, I'M AFRAID
00:10:36 TURN AROUND AND WALK AWAY.
00:10:37 THIS CAT CAN TELL US
00:10:38 IF THE KILLER HAS BEEN HERE.
00:10:39 ALL I NEED IS 30 SECONDS.
00:10:41 YOU READY, BOY?
00:10:42 WHAT? WHAT, OVER HERE?
00:10:45 WHAT...
00:10:48 THAT IS--
00:10:50 THAT IS VERY THOUGHTFUL.
00:10:51 I'LL TELL HIM.
00:10:52 HE SAYS THE FACT
00:10:53 THREE CREAMS AND FOUR SUGARS
00:10:55 DANGEROUS.
00:10:56 IS THAT TRUE?
00:10:57 DO YOU REALLY TAKE
00:10:58 AND FOUR SUGARS?
00:10:59 SO WHAT?
00:11:00 THAT IS A HEART ATTACK
00:11:03 YOU'RE STILL A YOUNG MAN.
00:11:04 THAT WAS AMAZING.
00:11:05 IT WAS A LUCKY GUESS.
00:11:07 DON'T YOU GET TIRED
00:11:08 WITH YOUR PERMISSION,
00:11:10 TO SNIFF OUT THE CAR.
00:11:15 ABSOLUTELY NOT.
00:11:16 OOPS!
00:11:18 WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
00:11:19 JUST RELAX AND LET
00:11:21 HE MIGHT FIND SOMETHING.
00:11:24 HE'S PEEING.
00:11:30 NO.
00:11:31 NO, HE'S DRAWING YOUR ATTENTION
00:11:32 TO THE EVIDENCE
00:11:35 BY PEEING ON IT.
00:11:36 NICE.
00:11:38 COME HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.
00:11:40 NICE KITTY.
00:11:41 YES, DID YOU MAKE GOOD PEE-PEE?
00:11:44 DID YOU MAKE
00:11:45 YES, YOU DID.
00:11:46 WHAT?
00:11:49 THAT'S--THAT'S
00:11:55 I'M SORRY,
00:11:56 HE WAS JUST SAYING
00:11:57 THAT HE WOULD HAVE DONE
00:11:58 IF HE'D KILLED
00:12:00 HE WOULD HAVE
00:12:01 AND GRABBED THE PANTSUIT FIRST.
00:12:04 MAYBE SHE PICKED UP
00:12:06 DAYS AGO.
00:12:07 DID THE CAT EVER THINK OF THAT?
00:12:08 WHAT IS HE DOING
00:12:10 HE IS MEASURING
00:12:11 THE AMOUNT
00:12:15 OKAY. I KNEW THAT.
00:12:17 [SHAWN]:
00:12:19 [STARTS ENGINE]
00:12:21 [RADIO BLARES]
00:12:22 WHOA!
00:12:26 NOW, DOES SHE STRIKE YOU
00:12:28 AS THE TYPE
00:12:30 ANY NUMBER OF PEOPLE
00:12:31 COULD HAVE CHANGED
00:12:32 MR. SPENCER,
00:12:34 ARE FINISHED
00:12:35 I BELIEVE
00:12:39 CHECK OUT
00:12:40 I'M ON IT.
00:12:44 LOOK, I DON'T CARE
00:12:46 THE CAT
00:12:48 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
00:12:49 THEN TELL ME AGAIN WHY THE CAT
00:12:51 HE GETS CAR SICK,
00:12:53 DO YOU WANT HIM TO THROW
00:12:55 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
00:12:56 THAT'S NOT FUNNY, SHAWN.
00:12:59 HERE. LAY THESE DOWN.
00:13:00 HE'S DOING FINE. AREN'T YOU?
00:13:02 [GUS]:
00:13:04 THAT MEANS I HAVE TO RETURN IT
00:13:06 LAY THESE DOWN.
00:13:13 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
00:13:14 WHAT?
00:13:18 70% OFF ALL STORM DOORS
00:13:20 EVERYTHING MUST GO?
00:13:21 GUS, FLIP IT OVER.
00:13:24 IT'S HER.
00:13:25 STRUGGLING ACTRESS
00:13:27 LANDS BIG BREAK
00:13:28 AND THEN KILLS HERSELF?
00:13:30 OKAY, YOU MIGHT BE ON
00:13:32 THE PLAY'S CALLED
00:13:35 DAZZLE AND STRETCH?
00:13:37 [KNOCKING]
00:13:40 I WAS WONDERING
00:13:42 A QUESTION.
00:13:45 I COULD REALLY USE SOME ADVICE.
00:13:49 YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
00:13:51 GET ON IN HERE.
00:13:59 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, McNAB?
00:14:02 IT'S JUST THAT--
00:14:03 YOU'RE STILL MARRIED, RIGHT?
00:14:06 ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?
00:14:07 NO, SIR. NO, I--
00:14:09 I JUST HAVE A QUESTION.
00:14:12 ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT,
00:14:12 DID YOU FEEL ANY...
00:14:14 WELL, ANY ADDED PRESSURE
00:14:17 EXCUSE ME?
00:14:18 IT'S JUST THAT
00:14:19 IS GOING TO BE EXPECTING A LOT
00:14:21 ON OUR FIRST NIGHT
00:14:22 AND I WAS WONDERING
00:14:25 FOR ME.
00:14:26 WHAT THE HELL
00:14:29 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
00:14:30 I APPRECIATE IT.
00:14:32 SO WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
00:14:36 NOW IT'S THE CAT
00:14:38 THAT'S CONVINCED
00:14:39 YES.
00:14:41 DO YOU REALLY THINK
00:14:42 I'M GOING TO OPEN
00:14:43 JUST BECAUSE A CAT TELLS ME TO?
00:14:45 [MEOW]
00:14:49 THIS IS IT.
00:14:55 [MEOW]
00:14:56 YES.
00:14:59 THIS IS IT.
00:15:00 THE GIRL THAT WAS FOUND
00:15:01 GLORIA STARKS.
00:15:04 SHE'S HERE.
00:15:06 SHE'S HERE WITH US.
00:15:17 [IN A WOMAN'S VOICE]:
00:15:20 I FEAR THAT YOU WILL LEAVE ME!
00:15:21 WHAT CHOICE
00:15:25 * I DAZZLE *
00:15:29 * AND I STRETCH *
00:15:32 * I DAZZLE... *
00:15:33 * AND I STRETCH *
00:15:36 WHAT THE HELL
00:15:37 IS GOING ON
00:15:38 SHH.
00:15:39 MR. SPENCER,
00:15:40 THIS IS
00:15:42 HE CAN'T HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW,
00:15:43 'CAUSE, SEE,
00:15:45 WHO'S CHANNELING GLORIA.
00:15:46 * I DAZZLE *
00:15:48 THEN WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?
00:15:49 * I STRETCH *
00:15:52 BAD ACTING.
00:15:53 [GUS]: I THINK SHE WANTS YOU
00:15:55 GLORIA IS TRYING TO TELL YOU
00:15:57 * STRETCH *
00:15:58 * DAZZLE
00:16:03 70% OFF STORM DOORS
00:16:04 EVERYTHING MUST GO.
00:16:12 STRUGGLING ACTRESS
00:16:13 LANDS BIG BREAK
00:16:16 SO WHAT?
00:16:17 [GUS]: SO WHAT?
00:16:18 DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A WOMAN
00:16:19 PLEASE, ALL ACTRESSES
00:16:21 I KNOW.
00:16:23 SHE HAD A NOSE RING.
00:16:25 GOOD WORK,
00:16:26 WHOA.
00:16:28 I DON'T KNOW.
00:16:30 [SHAWN]: SOMETHING?
00:16:31 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
00:16:31 THAT'S THE BIGGEST THING
00:16:33 THAT EVER HAPPENED
00:16:34 YOU NEED TO STOP WAITING AROUND
00:16:36 AND START LOOKING
00:16:38 SPENCER?
00:16:41 get off my leg
00:16:52 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
00:16:55 I HAVE NO IDEA,
00:16:56 BUT I SEE IT ON NUMB3RS
00:16:58 AND IT SEEMS
00:17:00 YOU READY TO GIVE UP?
00:17:02 FOUR SEPARATE SUICIDES,
00:17:03 TWO OF WHICH OCCURRED
00:17:05 AND I DON'T SEE A PATTERN
00:17:06 DIFFERENT AGES,
00:17:09 DIFFERENT SOCIO-ECONOMIC LEVELS.
00:17:10 DIFFERENT METHODS OF DEATH.
00:17:11 NO DUPLICATE WEAPONS, LOCATIONS.
00:17:13 WHAT DO WE GOT?
00:17:15 FIRST WE HAVE A JUMPER,
00:17:17 SECOND, AN OVEN, THIRD, PILLS,
00:17:20 THEY ALL HAVE TO BE CONNECTED
00:17:23 WHAT I SEE
00:17:25 NOTHING.
00:17:29 YOU SEE, SOMETIMES, SHAWN,
00:17:30 YOU DON'T NEED TO DIG SO DEEP.
00:17:31 YOU JUST NEED
00:17:34 TO MAKE THEM RIGHT-SIDE UP.
00:17:37 AND THERE'S YOUR PRIZE.
00:17:43 WAIT A MINUTE.
00:17:49 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
00:17:50 I'M TURNING THINGS UPSIDE DOWN
00:17:52 IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM
00:17:59 AND THERE'S THE PRIZE.
00:18:03 [GUS]: THIS IS THE PRIZE?
00:18:05 GOING TO THE FIRST
00:18:07 TALK TO A DEAD GUY?
00:18:08 NO, WE TALK
00:18:10 THE DEAD GUY'S BROTHER LIVES
00:18:13 THEY WERE ROOMMATES,
00:18:15 HE'S GETTING RID
00:18:17 AND WE'RE HERE TO RENT IT.
00:18:20 WE'RE WHAT?
00:18:24 WHY CAN'T WE FOR ONCE
00:18:25 JUST TALK
00:18:26 BECAUSE, GUS,
00:18:26 I DON'T WANT HIM
00:18:28 IF HE THINKS WE'RE
00:18:29 HE'LL CLAM UP.
00:18:32 WES HILTONBOCK.
00:18:33 YEAH.
00:18:34 HEY, SHAWN SPENCER.
00:18:35 I TALKED TO YOU
00:18:37 ABOUT THE APARTMENT.
00:18:38 THIS IS GUS.
00:18:39 IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE
00:18:40 YEAH. OKAY, COME IN.
00:18:42 THANKS, MAN.
00:18:49 JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW,
00:18:52 BUT I WOULD REQUIRE
00:18:54 FIRST AND LAST MONTH
00:18:57 OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
00:18:58 DO YOU TAKE CATS?
00:18:59 AH, I GUESS SO.
00:19:02 YOU TWO GUYS HAVE A CAT?
00:19:04 WE DO, ACTUALLY.
00:19:06 HE'S SORT OF
00:19:08 I SEE.
00:19:10 HOW DO YOU GUYS
00:19:11 WE'RE PARTNERS.
00:19:13 GOTCHA.
00:19:14 OH, NO, NO--
00:19:16 NO, NO, IT'S FINE.
00:19:17 REALLY, I'M TOTALLY FINE.
00:19:18 NO. WE'RE PARTNERS
00:19:20 RELATIONSHIP.
00:19:22 IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
00:19:24 WE FINISH
00:19:26 SO, TELL ME, WES,
00:19:27 WHY WOULD YOU
00:19:29 SUCH A HANDSOME APARTMENT?
00:19:31 DO YOU NOT LIKE IT ANYMORE?
00:19:35 OOH! GUS!
00:19:39 GOOD NEWS.
00:19:46 UH, ACTUALLY, I JUST HAVE
00:19:47 SOME BAD
00:19:49 I USED TO LIVE HERE
00:19:50 BUT HE PASSED AWAY.
00:19:52 [SHAWN]:
00:19:53 WAS HE SICK, OR?
00:19:55 HE KILLED HIMSELF.
00:19:56 OH, GOOD LORD.
00:19:58 I'M SO SORRY.
00:19:59 YEAH, I'M SORRY.
00:20:00 YEAH, ME TOO.
00:20:03 WE WERE REAL CLOSE,
00:20:05 WAS HE DEPRESSED?
00:20:07 I MEAN, WERE THERE SIGNS?
00:20:08 DID YOU--
00:20:09 WHAT AM I-- I'M SORRY.
00:20:11 YOU DON'T HAVE TO
00:20:12 NO.
00:20:14 ACTUALLY, I HAD NO IDEA
00:20:18 I MEAN, HE HAD
00:20:20 HE'S A GREAT GUY,
00:20:22 SMARTER THAN ME, MORE TALENTED.
00:20:25 HE WAS A GREAT SINGER.
00:20:28 HE WAS REALLY GOING PLAC.
00:20:32 SO, LOOK, ARE YOU GUYS
00:20:35 WHAT DO YOU
00:20:37 I THINK IT'S GREAT.
00:20:39 I THINK IT'S PERFECT.
00:20:40 ALL RIGHT, THEN.
00:20:41 I'VE GOT ANOTHER COUPLE
00:20:43 SO...
00:20:44 BUT I'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW
00:20:46 SHOWER FOR TWO?
00:20:48 THAT WAS SO I COULD
00:20:49 YOU KNOW, YOU ENJOY THESE THINGS
00:20:51 I SUFFERED THROUGH
00:20:53 WE LEARNED NOTHING.
00:20:54 YES, BUT I GRABBED THIS
00:20:57 YOU TOOK HIS MAIL?
00:20:58 IT'S NOT LIKE I TOOK
00:21:00 IT'S A PHONE BILL.
00:21:01 YOU CAN'T OPEN
00:21:02 IT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE!
00:21:03 GUS, HE'S DEAD.
00:21:04 SO WHAT?
00:21:06 I'LL HOLD IT TO MY HEAD
00:21:10 HURRY UP, SHAWN.
00:21:10 GUS, WHO'S GOING TO SEE US?
00:21:12 HURRY UP.
00:21:13 WHY, THERE'S LIKE--
00:21:16 THERE'S LIKE 16 CALLS HERE
00:21:20 INCLUDING THE LAST CALL HE MADE.
00:21:21 I'VE SEEN THE ADS FOR THAT.
00:21:23 A DEPRESSED GUY
00:21:25 I BETCHA A HUNGRY GUY
00:21:27 THAT DOESN'T TELL US ANYTHING.
00:21:28 YEAH, BUT IT MIGHT
00:21:30 I'M GONNA RUN
00:21:31 THE OTHER VICTIMS'
00:21:32 WITH WHAT?
00:21:33 YOUR DO-IT-YOURSELF
00:21:34 THE NEXT BEST THING.
00:21:39 THE ANSWER IS
00:21:42 ED YOU TO RUN
00:21:43 THE VICTIMS'
00:21:45 WHAT? NO C THIS TIME?
00:21:47 I HAVE A STRG SENSE
00:21:50 AND I KNOW THE LINK
00:21:52 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD THINK
00:21:53 I WOULD DO
00:21:55 SOME HAVE SAID IT'S THE HAIR.
00:21:57 REALLY? WHO SAYS THAT?
00:22:00 OH, GUESS WHAT.
00:22:01 WE ALREADY
00:22:02 AND CHECKED OUT
00:22:03 PANTSUITS WERE PICKED
00:22:06 WHAT KIND OF
00:22:07 DO YOU THINK
00:22:08 GUS, YOU WANT
00:22:10 NO.
00:22:11 LET ME PUT AN END
00:22:13 YES, ALL THE VICTIMS CALLED
00:22:16 NOT JUST ONCE,
00:22:18 DETECTIVE LASSITER AND I
00:22:20 WE'VE GONE TO THE BONE ON THESE.
00:22:21 ALL THE WAY TO THE BONE?
00:22:22 I KNOW THIS IS
00:22:24 BUT THESE PEOPLE DID HAVE
00:22:26 THEY WERE TROUBLED,
00:22:28 AND THEY WERE
00:22:29 AND AS SAD AS THAT IS,
00:22:30 THEY ALL COMMITTED SUICIDE.
00:22:31 CASE CLOSED.
00:22:33 WE'VE CLEARLY
00:22:40 IT'S NOT OVER,
00:22:41 COURSE NOT.
00:22:42 THEY ALL CALLED
00:22:43 AND THEY ALL KILLED
00:22:44 SHAWN, THAT'S WHAT
00:22:47 IT'S STRANGE
00:22:51 YEAH, IT IS.
00:22:53 MAYBE WE SHOULD
00:22:54 TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
00:22:57 GLORIA STARKS
00:22:58 BECAUSE SHE WAS STRESSED
00:23:00 YOU CALL A HELP LINE,
00:23:01 THAT'S NOT VERY HELPFUL.
00:23:03 WHAT IF SOMEONE THERE
00:23:05 AND MAKING IT LOOK LIKE
00:23:07 GUS, WE GO TO
00:23:09 I THINK
00:23:12 COME ON.
00:23:17 WHAT IS THIS?
00:23:18 YOU'RE LOOKING AT
00:23:19 MAZEL TOV.
00:23:20 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
00:23:22 YOU RENTED OFFICE SPACE
00:23:24 GUS, DON'T BE A CRAZY HOOLIGAN.
00:23:25 I RENTED A SIGN.
00:23:34 NOW, LET'S GO SAY HELLO
00:23:41 HELLO, EVERYONE!
00:23:43 WHO WANTS PINEAPPLE?
00:23:45 BE HONEST.
00:23:47 YOU GUYS CAN SLICE IT UP
00:23:48 I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN.
00:23:51 I'M TERRANCE.
00:23:52 I RUN THE LINE HERE.
00:23:53 TERRANCE. HELLO.
00:23:55 I'M SHAWN SPENCER.
00:23:56 THIS IS MY PARTNER,
00:23:57 GUS SILLYPANTS
00:23:58 JUST CAME BY
00:24:00 WE'VE OPENED UP OUR OWN LITTLE
00:24:03 NOT AS BIG
00:24:04 MORE OF A CLOSET, REALLY.
00:24:06 YOWN 1-800...THINGY?
00:24:08 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
00:24:09 IT'S CALLED
00:24:10 MAYBE YOU RECOGNIZE US.
00:24:12 I'M THE LEAD PSYCHIC
00:24:13 FOR THE SANTA BARBARA
00:24:18 THE McCALLUM MURDERS.
00:24:22 THE EDMOND ROBBERIES?
00:24:23 OVER THERE.
00:24:24 YOU? NOTHING? NOTHING?
00:24:26 WHAT, DO YOU GUYS
00:24:27 [CHUCKLING]
00:24:30 SO YOU CAN KNOW STUFF ABOUT ME
00:24:33 YEAH. PRETTY MUCH.
00:24:35 DO IT.
00:24:36 DO IT?
00:24:38 SHOW US.
00:24:40 LOOKING FOR A LITTLE DEMO.
00:24:41 WELL, THEY DON'T LIKE PINEAPPLE.
00:24:44 I DON'T KNOW, GUYS.
00:24:46 I DON'T THINK BIG T. WANTS US
00:24:48 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
00:24:49 GO RIGHT AHEAD.
00:24:50 HALF THE LINES ARE DOWN,
00:24:51 THE PHONES
00:24:52 WE HAVE TIME
00:24:53 OH YEAH?
00:24:59 LET'S SEE
00:25:11 LOOSE, FLOWING STANZAS,
00:25:13 BOBBY FROST.
00:25:16 ARE YOU A POET, BY CHANCE?
00:25:17 YEAH.
00:25:18 YEAH, I AM. WOW.
00:25:20 HOW DID YOU
00:25:22 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
00:25:23 I'M A BIT OF A PSYCHIC POET.
00:25:26 OH, PLEASE. STOP.
00:25:29 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE...
00:25:30 I'M FREAKING OUT.
00:25:32 DO YOU SEE HIS EYELINER?
00:25:34 THE GUY COULD BE THE
00:25:41 WOW.
00:25:43 YOU CAN SEE WHY YOU
00:25:44 IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
00:25:46 THE SOUND OF THE SEAGULLS,
00:25:48 THE SALT AIR...
00:25:49 HMM.
00:25:51 I NEVER NOTICED.
00:25:52 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE?
00:25:54 IT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.
00:25:55 I RAN THE SHEETS
00:25:56 ON ALL THE VOLUNTEERS
00:25:58 DO YOU MIND?
00:26:00 IT'S POLICE BUSINESS.
00:26:02 SCRAM!
00:26:06 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
00:26:07 WELL, LOOKEE THERE.
00:26:10 IT'S A PICTURE
00:26:12 HMM.
00:26:18 HEY, RORY.
00:26:29 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
00:26:30 I'VE BEEN SITTING
00:26:32 IN THIS TINY CLOSET
00:26:34 I'M ALL CRAMPED.
00:26:36 WELL, GET UP, MAN.
00:26:37 DO SOME PUSHUPS OR SOMETHING.
00:26:39 DO SOME PUSHUPS?
00:26:40 SURE,
00:26:40 LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD
00:26:42 SURE, HE SPENDS THE WHOLE MOVIE
00:26:44 BUT HE'S IN THE BEST SHAPE
00:26:48 GIVE ME A LITTLE PIECE OF TAPE.
00:26:50 WHAT HAPPENED TO
00:26:52 GUS, WHAT DO YOU THINK
00:27:00 MY WORK HAPPENS HERE...
00:27:02 AND HERE.
00:27:03 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
00:27:06 I AM TRYING TO CREATE
00:27:09 AND I CAN TELL BY LOOKING
00:27:11 THAT YOU DON'T CARE.
00:27:12 WE DON'T WORK HERE, SHAWN.
00:27:13 WE DO UNTIL WE SOLVE
00:27:15 BUT DON'T WORRY.
00:27:16 YOU ARE GOING TO CALL
00:27:17 AND PRETEND
00:27:19 AND I'LL GO DOWN THE HALL
00:27:21 ASK FOR RORY
00:27:23 SO THAT I CAN SEE HIM
00:27:24 WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM?
00:27:25 GUS, PLEASE BE SERIOUS
00:27:27 NO ONE'S GOING TO BELIEVE
00:27:28 I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
00:27:29 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE CAT
00:27:30 HE'S LIKE YOUR NEW PARTNER,
00:27:32 WHERE IS HE, ANYWAY?
00:27:33 GUS, HE'S FAR MORE COMFORTABLE
00:27:35 PLUS I NEED HIM
00:27:37 FOR WHEN HE IDENTIFIES
00:27:39 NOW, WAIT EXACTLY TWO SECONDS,
00:27:43 I HAVE NO IDEA
00:27:45 HERE'S A GOOD OPENER.
00:27:47 HELLO, MY NAME'S GUS.
00:27:49 I HAVE A DEEP-SEATED JEALOUSY
00:27:55 WHY WOULD YOU PUT THEM
00:27:57 SEE, BECAUSE I THINK
00:27:59 BIG T!
00:28:00 LOOK SHARP.
00:28:05 WHAT IS IT NOW, MR. SPENCER?
00:28:06 JUST WANTED TO
00:28:07 HOW MANY LINES
00:28:09 WELL, I HAVE 12 LINES,
00:28:11 BUT I'M ADDING MORE
00:28:12 I GET IT. I GET IT.
00:28:13 THE MORE LINES, THE MORE GREEN,
00:28:16 I'M A NON-PROFIT OPERATION.
00:28:18 THE CALLS ARE FREE.
00:28:20 I'M NOT IN THIS FOR THE MONEY.
00:28:21 REALLY? THAT'S WEIRD.
00:28:23 SEE, I'M THINKING OF CHARGING
00:28:29 RORY.
00:28:31 RORY!
00:28:35 [KNOCKING]
00:28:36 HEY, ROR.
00:28:37 HEY.
00:28:38 WOW, YOU REALLY DO LOVE
00:28:40 YOU KIDDING?
00:28:42 YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T REALLY
00:28:45 CHARITABLE TYPE.
00:28:47 I WAS GOING TO SAY "SENSITIVE,"
00:28:49 ACTUALLY, I'M HERE
00:28:51 ON THIS ASSAULT BEEF.
00:28:52 I GOT INTO IT
00:28:55 WHO DIDN'T LIKE MY POETRY, SO...
00:28:58 250 HOURS.
00:28:59 TWO FITTY? WOW.
00:29:01 THAT'S INTENSE.
00:29:01 [BANG]
00:29:04 RORY?
00:29:06 TAKE LINE SIX!
00:29:08 I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK.
00:29:09 SORRY.
00:29:12 [SIGH]
00:29:13 HELLO, STRESS LINE.
00:29:16 THE EXTRA "S"
00:29:17 THIS IS RORY.
00:29:19 UH-HUH.
00:29:21 SO YOU'RE EXPERIENCING
00:29:27 CAREER AND PERSONAL?
00:29:28 WELL, YEAH, I SUPPOSE.
00:29:31 I MEAN, MY CAREER'S NOT EXACTLY
00:29:35 NO. NO, I DON'T HAVE
00:29:38 IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
00:29:39 RIGHT.
00:29:44 RIGHT.
00:29:45 THAT'S NOT GOOD.
00:29:47 UM, DOES IT MAKE YOU
00:29:52 LIKE HOW DARK ARE YOU TALKING?
00:29:55 LIKE "WANNA BE DEAD" DARK?
00:29:56 OKAY, EASY.
00:29:58 NOW, I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS,
00:30:01 SUICIDE IS NOT
00:30:03 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SUICIDE?
00:30:05 I JUST SAID MAYBE I SHOULD FIND
00:30:06 LIKE COIN COLLECTING,
00:30:08 OR SOMETHING AT THE BEACH.
00:30:09 I LIKE WATER ACTIVITIES.
00:30:10 LIKE DROWNING?
00:30:12 [GUS]: WHAT?
00:30:13 DROWNING?
00:30:14 I DON'T WANT TO DROWN!
00:30:15 NO, NO, OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
00:30:17 THAT'S AWFUL, OKAY?
00:30:19 BUT I DON'T CARE
00:30:21 ABOUT SUICIDE IN A LAKE
00:30:24 LIKE, YOUR BODY FLOATING
00:30:26 TO THE TOP OF THE PRISTINE,
00:30:30 AND YOUR FINAL BREATHS
00:30:32 IN AN EVER-WIDENING
00:30:34 YOU KNOW, LIKE
00:30:35 BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP
00:30:39 YOU HAVE SO MUCH
00:30:40 YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT.
00:30:41 I HAVE A LOT TO LIVE FOR.
00:30:42 OF COURSE YOU DO.
00:30:44 YOU SEE, I CAN TELL,
00:30:45 THIS PHONE CALL
00:30:52 DUDE, WHAT THE HELL
00:30:53 WAS HE TRYING TO HELP ME?
00:30:55 DUDE, HE PUT YOU
00:30:57 HEADED FOR CREEP ISLAND
00:30:58 WHERE THE NATIVES
00:31:00 OUT OF CREEPY
00:31:00 SHAWN,
00:31:02 YEAH, SORRY.
00:31:03 HE'S NUTS, SHAWN.
00:31:04 YES.
00:31:06 HE ACTUALLY MADE
00:31:07 PHARMACEUTICAL
00:31:09 YOU ARE MY ONLY
00:31:11 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING
00:31:12 HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
00:31:13 WHAT?
00:31:14 "HANG IN THERE."
00:31:17 HE'S RIGHT.
00:31:19 I NEED TO START TAKING
00:31:20 DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN
00:31:22 NO. I'M BEING SERIOUS, SHAWN.
00:31:24 LOOK, WOULD IT MAKE YOU
00:31:25 IF I TOLD YOU
00:31:26 WE GOT THE APARTMENT!
00:31:27 WHAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
00:31:29 THIS GUY IS
00:31:31 LET'S CALL VICK.
00:31:32 MAYBE GET HIM ARRESTED.
00:31:33 GUS, GUS...
00:31:35 THE ONLY THING
00:31:37 IS BEING A BAD POET.
00:31:38 YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME WORKS.
00:31:41 WE CANNOT JUST PICK UP THE PHONE
00:31:42 AND BEG THE POLICE
00:31:45 LOOK, JUST...JUST STAY AWAY
00:31:49 FINAL DECISION.
00:31:50 WE WAIT.
00:32:01 UM, NO, IT'S THIS WAY.
00:32:03 YOU SURE?
00:32:04 NOW, WAS THAT SO HARD?
00:32:08 MYBE YOU'D CARE
00:32:13 MY EYELINER PENCIL?
00:32:14 SO YOU ADMIT IT'S YOURS.
00:32:17 FUNNY HOW GLORIA STARKS'
00:32:20 WAS SCRAWLED
00:32:21 IN BLACK EYELINER,
00:32:23 YET NO EYELINER WAS FOUND
00:32:25 YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE LOOKING
00:32:28 BAG IT, O'HARA.
00:32:31 YOU LIKE YOUR MUSIC,
00:32:33 YEAH, I DO.
00:32:35 IT'S MY INSPIRATION.
00:32:36 I BET.
00:32:39 I BET IT INSPIRES YOU TO KILL.
00:32:41 THAT'S WHY
00:32:43 PLAYING YOUR BIG-HAIRED,
00:32:45 ON MORTIMER TILDEN'S STEREO
00:32:46 WHILE YOU FORCED HIM
00:32:48 OR ON GLORIA STARKS' CAR RADIO
00:32:49 WHILE SHE SLIPPED
00:32:51 AND EVEN NOW.
00:32:54 LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LISTEN,
00:32:56 [PLAYS "UP, UP AND AWAY
00:33:05 WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN
00:33:07 SWITCHING OUT
00:33:09 FOR THIS NOISE?
00:33:10 THIS CRAP
00:33:15 I HATE METAL MUSIC.
00:33:17 I USE THE DETAILS
00:33:20 TO WRITE
00:33:22 I'M NOT A KILLER.
00:33:24 NO, YOU'RE A POET...
00:33:25 BUT YOU'RE ALSO AN ASSAULTER,
00:33:28 WHO DO YOU THINK ARRESTED YOU
00:33:41 OH, A GUY FROM THE PHONE COMPANY
00:33:49 I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY.
00:33:51 GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT.
00:33:59 WHAT?
00:34:00 YOU'RE NOT TAKING NOTES?
00:34:05 HOW COULD YOU LET
00:34:07 NOW LASSITER GETS CREDIT
00:34:08 AND WE DON'T
00:34:10 OH, WE'RE GONNA GET PAID.
00:34:11 HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
00:34:12 LASSITER DIDN'T SOLVE THE CRIME.
00:34:13 RORY'S INNOCENT.
00:34:14 HE DIDN'T?
00:34:16 NO.
00:34:16 THEN WHO DID?
00:34:20 JUST GRIP THE SPIKE
00:34:22 AND CLIMB! COME ON!
00:34:27 WHY DO I GOT TO GO UP FIRST?
00:34:28 'CAUSE YOU'RE A
00:34:29 JUST, YOU KNOW, BE CAREFUL.
00:34:31 GRIP THE SPIKE
00:34:34 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
00:34:42 GREASE.
00:34:49 DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!
00:34:50 CAN I COME DOWN, THEN?
00:34:52 NO, NO, I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
00:34:53 WHO IS HE?
00:34:55 WELL, PUT IT THIS WAY.
00:34:56 TAKING THE APARTMENT
00:34:58 UNLESS YOU THINK IT'S COOL
00:34:59 THAT OUR WOULD-BE LANDLORD
00:35:00 HILTONBOCK?
00:35:03 THERE WAS A PATTERN.
00:35:04 SEE, ALL THE MURDERS
00:35:06 THAT HILTONBOCK
00:35:08 THAT'S WHEN HE HAD
00:35:09 WITH THIS?
00:35:10 YES. YEAH, YEAH,
00:35:16 PERFECT!
00:35:17 SEE, THIS DEVICE STORES
00:35:19 ALL THE INCOMING
00:35:20 MY GUESS IS WHATEVER
00:35:23 THAT'S WHERE HILTONBOCK
00:35:24 AND WHOEVER THAT IS
00:35:27 [RINGING]
00:35:28 HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED
00:35:30 I'M NOT IN RIGHT NOW,
00:35:32 AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU
00:35:36 OH, NO.
00:35:38 WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
00:35:44 HELLO, CHIEF?
00:35:46 HEY, UH, SHAWN SPENCER HERE.
00:35:48 LOOK, I'M GETTING A VIBE
00:36:01 STAY, BOY CAT!
00:36:22 HEY, McNAB.
00:36:23 SO THIS IS THE PLACE, HUH?
00:36:26 IT'S NICE. IT'S REALLY NICE.
00:36:27 DROP IT!
00:36:28 DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!
00:36:29 I WILL DROP YOU!
00:36:30 I SWEAR TO GOD
00:36:31 DROP IT!
00:36:32 EVERYBODY, BREATHE.
00:36:33 GET OUT OF HERE.
00:36:34 WOW, THE OTHER ONES
00:36:36 A LOT SMOOTHER THAN
00:36:38 YEAH, COMPARATIVELY,
00:36:40 IT WAS PROBABLY
00:36:41 TO GET MORTIMER TILDEN
00:36:43 YOU WANT TO DIE,
00:36:45 EAT 'EM.
00:36:46 BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT REALLY
00:36:50 ARE YOU?
00:36:51 HE ONLY THREW HIS OWN BROTHER
00:36:52 I DIDN'T PUSH HIM
00:36:54 NO, NO, NO, NO.
00:36:55 NO, YOU DIDN'T.
00:36:58 BUT YOU WERE THERE.
00:36:59 YOU SAW THE WHOLE THING.
00:37:00 YOU SAW HIM JUMP OFF THE BALCONY
00:37:02 OF THE APARTMENT
00:37:03 HE WAS WEAK.
00:37:04 THERE'S A LOT OF WEAK PEOPLE
00:37:06 YOU GOING TO TRACK
00:37:07 ONE AT A TIME?
00:37:09 PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR WEAKNESS?
00:37:10 YOU WANT TO GET BACK
00:37:12 YOU DON'T EVEN...
00:37:14 YOU DON'T EVEN CARE
00:37:15 JUST THAT THEY CALLED A LINE.
00:37:16 LOOK, YOU WERE GOING
00:37:17 JUST BECAUSE HE HAD
00:37:18 A FEW PRE-WEDDING JITTERS.
00:37:20 I WAS JUST LOOKING
00:37:22 NOBODY ELSE WOULD TALK TO ME.
00:37:26 IT'S OKAY, BUZZ.
00:37:28 WE ALL HAVE STRESS.
00:37:30 ALL OF US.
00:37:31 RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM.
00:37:32 I MEAN, TAKE A GOOD LOOK,
00:37:33 WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.
00:37:36 WHO ELSE DESERVES
00:37:39 MAYBE IT'S GUS.
00:37:41 THAT'S ENOUGH,
00:37:42 OH, SHOOT HIM.
00:37:43 WHAT ATE YOU DOING?
00:37:44 YEAH, MAYBE I SHOULD.
00:37:45 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
00:37:48 HE'S A CRAZY PERSON.
00:37:49 HE'S CRAZY.
00:37:50 THAT'S RIGHT. I AM CRAZY.
00:37:52 SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOOT ME.
00:37:54 OKAY.
00:37:55 HERE'S THE BEST PART.
00:37:58 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK,
00:38:00 BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
00:38:04 THIS GUY.
00:38:06 THE MAN WITH HIS GUN
00:38:07 IS NOT ONLY A FINE HUMAN BEING
00:38:11 HE IS AN EXEMPLARY
00:38:14 AND ARGUABLY
00:38:16 IN THE LOWER WESTERN
00:38:21 OVER THE AGE OF 35,
00:38:23 AND RIGHT NOW,
00:38:26 HE IS DEVISING A SWIFT
00:38:28 THAT IS GOING TO DISARM YOU...
00:38:31 AND BLOW YOUR FREAKING MIND.
00:38:41 ANY TIME YOU'RE READY.
00:38:45 ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT
00:38:47 OW!
00:38:51 OW! OW!
00:38:55 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
00:39:03 THAT WAS ADEQUATE, SPENCER.
00:39:04 DON'T THANK ME.
00:39:06 THANK THE LITTLE BOY CAT.
00:39:10 OW! OW!
00:39:15 THERE YOU ARE!
00:39:18 THERE'S MY BIG GUY.
00:39:20 THERE'S MY BIG GUY.
00:39:23 YOU'RE A HERO TODAY.
00:39:24 YES.
00:39:26 SPEAKING OF HEROES,
00:39:27 McNAB, I WAS GOING
00:39:30 OFF THE REGISTRY ONLINE,
00:39:31 BUT IT TURNS OUT THE CHIEF
00:39:32 ALREADY GOT YOU
00:39:33 THE ASPARAGUS
00:39:36 INSTEAD, I GIVE YOU
00:39:41 YEAH.
00:39:47 IF YOU TAKE HIM IN THE CAR,
00:39:51 SHOTGUN.
00:39:58 Is something beatufull clolor ABOUT THE COLOR
00:40:01 I THINK IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
00:40:04 I'VE BEEN THINKING.
00:40:05 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
00:40:07 WHO HAS A CHARMED LIFE,
00:40:08 I'VE GOT IT
00:40:10 YES, YOU DO,
00:40:10 AND IT MAKES ME GLAD
00:40:12 I MEAN, THE OTHER DAY
00:40:14 THIS DERMATOLOGIST,
00:40:16 COMMENTED HOW I LOOKED HANDSOME
00:40:18 CARRYING MY SAMPLE CASE
00:40:20 FINESTATT SAID THAT?
00:40:21 YES, SHE DID.
00:40:22 AND SHE IS FINE.
00:40:25 SO IT GOT ME THINKING,
00:40:28 MAYBE PHARMACEUTICAL SALES
00:40:31 THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I HAVE
00:40:33 BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY
00:40:34 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
00:40:35 I MEAN, YOU MAY BE MY
00:40:38 BUT YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,
00:40:40 AND HOW MANY BEST FRIENDS
00:40:44 THAT'S MY POINT.
00:40:45 IT'S ALL IN THE ATTITUDE,
00:40:46 EXACTLY. NOT SWEATING
00:40:49 LIFE'S TOO SHORT.
00:40:53 CHANGING MY ATTITUDE, SHAWN.
00:41:04 WHERE THE HELL IS MY PRIZE?
00:41:07 EASY, NOW.
00:41:08 NO, NO. I TIMED THE BOWLS
00:41:10 ME, THEN YOU, THEN ME,
00:41:12 THEN I GET THE PRIZE.
00:41:14 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT
00:41:16 LIFE'S TOO SHORT?
00:41:19 DID YOU OPEN THE BOTTOM
00:41:21 WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING
00:41:23 THAT'S MY RING.
00:41:25 HMM?
00:41:26 YOU KNOW I WOULD KILL
00:41:28 UH, YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.
00:41:29 YOU JUST CHANGED MY MOOD
00:41:31 FROM AN ORANGEY YELLOW
00:41:32 YOU NEED TO SAY
00:41:38 GUS...
00:41:39 THAT'S SO CHILDISH AND...
00:41:47 I'M GOING TO EAT YOURS.