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American Wedding
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[Light Rock] |
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This bed is on fire |
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The neighbors complain |
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But she only comes |
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Well, Michelle, we did it. |
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You know, |
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th-that's, um... |
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Uh, we've been going out |
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You're not, like, getting bored |
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Michelle, I... I'm gonna |
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Is it kinky? |
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You don't have to be embarrassed |
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Actually, um, |
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maybe you couldjust, uh, |
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use your napkin. |
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My napkin? |
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Yes. |
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Excuse me. |
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- Hello. |
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The box is empty. |
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and I've got the... |
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I've got the ring, |
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[Jim's Dad] |
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Who was that? |
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Uh, that was my dad. |
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That was, uh, my dad. |
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I didn't answer my cell. |
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getting all, uh... |
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You know how he is. |
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Everything is, uh... |
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I think I know |
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And it's okay. |
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- Wha... |
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Michelle, where... |
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Michelle? Hey. Hey. |
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Okay. |
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Okay, Michelle. Michelle. |
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Okay. Oh, my God. |
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Psst! |
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Michelle, I think you need to stop. |
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[Shudders] |
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Oh, my God. |
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Michelle. Oh, my God. |
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Oh, my God. Okay. |
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Well, I made it. |
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You know, I was so nervous |
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Ohh. |
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This is some ring. |
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Mr. Big Spender. |
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Not yet. |
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could not be more |
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I mean, we're so happy. |
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- I mean, you look like |
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I mean, your cheeks, they're flush. |
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Not me. |
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this is one of |
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that you're gonna remember |
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- Yes, it is. |
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You bet it is. |
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I cannot believe my son |
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- [Thud] |
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Th-That? |
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That? Knockin' on wood. |
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And what is this, uh, popping... |
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You are... |
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You need some air. |
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- Walk me to my car. |
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- Listen to me. |
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Oh! |
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Your penis! |
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- [Both Yelling] |
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[Laughing] |
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Watch your penis. |
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Your pants. |
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I got the pants! |
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Everybody, please. |
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Everybody, just quiet! |
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[Crowd Hushes, Murmurs] |
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It's disgusting! |
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Now, |
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I came here to do something... |
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[Sighs] |
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Michelle. |
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[Crowd Gasping] |
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Hello, dear. |
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Michelle Anabeth Flaherty, |
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I love you... |
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more than I could... |
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ever explain |
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Dad. The ring. |
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Oh. |
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Will you marry me? |
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My son. |
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I'm the happiest man |
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[Crowd Gasping] |
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We should all be so happy. |
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[Rock] |
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I |
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I'm a one-way motorway |
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I'm a road that drives away |
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Follows you back home |
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I |
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I'm a streetlight shining |
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I'm a white light |
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Burnin'off and on |
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Cheers, gentlemen, |
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I'm impressed. |
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Marriage is a binding, |
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unifying, eternal, |
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never-ending, permanent... |
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chaining together |
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Jim, have you |
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Yes. Yes, Finch. |
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I had actually been |
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You know, |
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And finally I realized, |
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Aw. |
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Oh! Let's dance. |
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No. |
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Come on! |
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Everything they tell you |
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They don't give up |
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I'm just glad that's not me. |
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Finch, you don't think there's |
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They're all for me, Kevin. |
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Not, uh... |
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Do this. |
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I'm sorry. |
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Well, the wedding should be |
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[Chattering] |
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Bro, that's it? |
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There's no keg anywhere. |
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Jim. |
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The food and the drink |
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"F" for presentation. |
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The good news for you... |
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We're gonna be |
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[Sighs] |
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I don't recognize |
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At least they all brought gifts. |
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Hello. |
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Oh, hello. |
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Please, please come in. |
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We've been expecting you. |
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- Delightful. |
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Anxious might be |
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Oh, w-w-we've never met |
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You'll get to meet him. |
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Rudy and Sam |
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Better bring them in |
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Oh, for heaven sakes. |
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Our dogs. |
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Oh, my goodness. |
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why don't you go get those critters |
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Ah, thank you. |
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There's one thing that'll |
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No Stifler. |
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Well, that's one dick |
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- Motion seconded. |
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So, Finch, what are you |
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I'll frame it. |
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Well, you should come to law school, man. |
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Kids, Michelle's parents are here. |
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Oh, crumbs on the shirt. |
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[Skipped item nr. 165] |
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I'll change. I'll change. |
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Fuckers. |
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Well, polish my nuts |
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What's up? |
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That's right. |
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Oh, cake, huh? |
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Oh, gee. Thanks for inviting me |
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[Scoffs] |
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Oh. Fuckin' right, doggy! |
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Holy shit! |
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Hi. How are you? |
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Hey. |
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[Giggles] |
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Congratulation, jism. |
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Excuse me. Stifler. |
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Hey, Jim. |
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- What are you doing here? |
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Put the cake down. |
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- That's very cute. |
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I don't want to |
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I think I can spell... |
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Jesus! Damn it, Stifler. |
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Jim, look what you did. |
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Look at this shit. |
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Are you happy now, man? |
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My dick looks like a corn dog. |
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[Jim's Mom] |
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The Flahertys are waiting. |
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Oh, you're fucked now, Jim. |
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[Growling, Barks] |
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[Groans] |
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[Thuds] |
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This dog's great! |
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[Laughs] |
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All right. |
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What about the dining room? |
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- Jesus, Stifler. |
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- [Jim] |
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Whoo-hoo-hoo.! |
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Son of a... |
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- You gotta |
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[Gasping, Screaming] |
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- Jim. |
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- What are you doing, son? Jim. |
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- Don't go in there. Lord knows |
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- I-I-I was just trying to |
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Back away from the animal. |
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Hey, great party. |
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[Stifler] |
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Well, uh, lunch is, uh, served. |
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I-I really hope that, uh... |
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that we can all just |
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and start again... |
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Jim, if you hope to be |
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you have a long way to go. |
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Thank you, sir. |
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They think you're an angel... |
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and-and I'm... |
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They just think they raised |
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And-And besides, |
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How so? How-How do you mean |
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Well, it's just this one day. |
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One day where-where everyone's |
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I've just never |
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and had everyone go, |
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and, "Isn't she elegant?" |
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That is exactly how |
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I promise. |
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Shit, I've got |
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you want this for here |
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"A witty saying proves nothing." |
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"Suck my dick." |
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[Skipped item nr. 238] |
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Oh, boys. |
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No? Hmm. |
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Wait a second. |
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Wait a second. |
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This isn't |
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Wait. Hold on. |
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Holy fuckin' shit! |
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Do you have the slightest |
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Yes! We celebrate |
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Chicks and boobs. |
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Titties, ta-tas, casabas, bazoongas |
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Buck up, fellas. |
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It's gonna be fuckin' great. |
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[Door Closes] |
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Yeah, he does. |
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You never heard me say that. |
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I do not deserve |
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Michelle said the wedding |
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A wedding. |
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You know, I promised her |
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Okay. What's the problem? |
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Dancing. Uh, she wants... |
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You know, there's |
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She's gonna wanna dance |
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I can't do that. |
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Okay, so you take lessons, |
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Lessons. Okay. |
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Challenging. |
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But doable. What else? |
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What else? |
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That's the thing. |
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She doesn't want me to worry |
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So I'm worried. |
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Recon. |
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You mean, |
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Spying is deceitful. |
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Extra attention |
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This is... This is true. |
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Would you please shut up |
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[Light Rock] |
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And you |
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Were right to bide your time |
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And not buy into my misery |
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Well, the good things |
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Do the colors of the rainbow |
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Look the same to everyone |
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We'll find a wonderful |
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Is everything okay in here? |
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Do you have enough blankets? |
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I-I was kind of hoping that, uh... |
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that someday soon |
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I'd really like to tell you |
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Whenever you get a chance. |
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- Oh, why is that? |
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See, I was saying that soon... |
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This... This right now is-is sort of |
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before the future... longer talk, |
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which would be like a... |
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[Yipping] |
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[Dog Panting] |
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[Yipping] |
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- [Mrs. Flaherty] |
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Good talking to you. |
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No. No, these aren't |
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Wow. |
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You guys in |
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Hey, Finch, |
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Aw, beautiful. |
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Jim needs to learn |
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You know, I think he's screwed. |
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Of course he's screwed. |
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I can't wait to see this disaster. |
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What makes you think |
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[Slurping] |
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I already called upJim's mom, |
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I'm preparing |
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It's time for me to |
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'Cause I'm gonna hang out |
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And I'm gonna rock out |
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Ooh, yep, that's |
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[Jim] |
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this-this is a little, uh, |
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Look, you're... you're okay. |
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You're okay. |
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Yeah, great. |
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I'm working, dude. |
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- [Yelling] |
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See, my mom didn't know that |
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- You're not invited! |
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Dude, how the hell |
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I've been looking out for your |
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Ohhhh! Ohh! |
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[Laughs] |
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The first tits |
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were because of me. |
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The first girl |
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was at my party |
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That girl is the girl he's marrying. |
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The Stif-man showed him the way. |
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- Can I get a "Hallelujah"? |
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But, my fuckers, |
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this mofo right here |
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the grand, fucking facilitator |
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Who sucks donkey dick? |
| 00:18:03 |
Jim sucks donkey dick! |
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The answer's no. |
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What? |
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Jim sucks donkey dick! |
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[Stifler] |
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Okay. Now-Now what |
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Left box turn. |
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Hi. Stop looking into |
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How do you... |
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My mom made me take it |
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Yeah, I hated it. |
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Uh, you should take ballet |
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Fuckface! What part of |
| 00:18:41 |
This is exactly |
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I-I-lf you want to come |
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Are you saying |
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Impolite would be |
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just... just try not to be, |
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you. |
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[Skipped item nr. 362] |
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[Exhales Deeply] |
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Hey, wait, Stifler. |
| 00:19:03 |
Wait. Okay. Wh-What if, uh... |
| 00:19:06 |
With a dildo show? |
| 00:19:10 |
Look. Just... |
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go ahead, surprise me. |
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Sorry, chief. That only |
| 00:19:16 |
Why? Why ha... |
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I need assurances that I'm gonna get |
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I'm sor... I can't... |
| 00:19:23 |
Well, let me put it to you |
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No pussy, no dancing. Okay? |
| 00:19:29 |
No pussy, no dancing. |
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[Cackles] |
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Jim, your suspicions |
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Michelle wants a dress |
| 00:19:44 |
The dress she wants is Amsale. |
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Now, if we leave right now, |
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we can get there |
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A three-hour drive? |
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Are we going to Chicago |
| 00:19:58 |
We are talking about |
| 00:20:01 |
Now, please, vanish. |
| 00:20:03 |
Hey, Finch, |
| 00:20:06 |
Bangkok! |
| 00:20:09 |
Dude... |
| 00:20:11 |
[Groaning] |
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[Stifler] |
| 00:20:19 |
The strip bar has got |
| 00:20:23 |
Now, Jim, |
| 00:20:25 |
These are my people. |
| 00:20:27 |
No, you bleeding imbecile. |
| 00:20:31 |
- They're sophisticated. |
| 00:20:34 |
So, mademoiselle, |
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that monsieur here is |
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[Chuckles] |
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- Okay, what's happening here? |
| 00:20:47 |
That's who would actually |
| 00:20:51 |
Everybody here |
| 00:20:51 |
Everybody here |
| 00:20:55 |
Looks used and abused today |
| 00:21:01 |
All right. She-She said |
| 00:21:04 |
I say we split up |
| 00:21:07 |
Right. |
| 00:21:11 |
[Dance] |
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Read my lips |
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Hey there, |
| 00:21:26 |
Hey there, |
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You know, |
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I'm Jennifer. |
| 00:21:34 |
just relax, take it slow... |
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and let the good times roll. |
| 00:21:38 |
'Cause Daddy's a regular here. |
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You're goddamn right I do. |
| 00:21:45 |
Whoo. Two cold ones. |
| 00:21:48 |
Hey, you know, my friend |
| 00:21:51 |
Sure thing, babe. |
| 00:21:53 |
All right. |
| 00:21:55 |
How you feeling, sexy? |
| 00:21:57 |
Whoa. You have a deep voice. |
| 00:21:59 |
That's not all. |
| 00:22:02 |
Oh, right. |
| 00:22:04 |
You look really cute tonight. |
| 00:22:06 |
I guess. What the... |
| 00:22:09 |
[Smack] |
| 00:22:11 |
Oh, hey. |
| 00:22:14 |
[Smack] |
| 00:22:16 |
What's happening here? |
| 00:22:21 |
Hey. Any luck? |
| 00:22:23 |
- Not so much. |
| 00:22:26 |
Free |
| 00:22:29 |
This is Bear. |
| 00:22:31 |
Hey. |
| 00:22:34 |
- [Roars] |
| 00:22:36 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:22:39 |
How much you bench? |
| 00:22:40 |
- How much you weigh? |
| 00:22:43 |
You wanna try |
| 00:22:45 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:22:47 |
Yeah, I bet you could. |
| 00:22:50 |
I could use |
| 00:22:52 |
Are you... |
| 00:22:57 |
What the hell is "our team"? |
| 00:22:59 |
Hi. Where's the girl? |
| 00:23:01 |
What the fuck |
| 00:23:03 |
You need to take |
| 00:23:06 |
[Continues] |
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- [Man] Hey, honey.! |
| 00:23:14 |
[All Laughing] |
| 00:23:17 |
- Come on. Is that all you got? |
| 00:23:20 |
Pussy! |
| 00:23:23 |
I, uh... I must have came |
| 00:23:25 |
Stifler. |
| 00:23:27 |
Hey. |
| 00:23:29 |
I... |
| 00:23:32 |
Yeah. Really don't wanna |
| 00:23:35 |
- Your friend here was just leaving. |
| 00:23:37 |
Did you find Leslie? |
| 00:23:39 |
- You guys know Leslie Summers? |
| 00:23:44 |
You know what? |
| 00:23:47 |
No. Y-You know Leslie... |
| 00:23:50 |
My friends and I just drove |
| 00:23:52 |
to find my fiancee |
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Now, we need Leslie |
| 00:23:59 |
I'm sure Leslie always helps |
| 00:24:04 |
What are you looking at? |
| 00:24:06 |
Listen, breeder, |
| 00:24:10 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:24:13 |
If I were gay, |
| 00:24:15 |
Really. I got style. |
| 00:24:18 |
I'm cultured. |
| 00:24:20 |
And all that just radiates |
| 00:24:24 |
That's bullshit. |
| 00:24:26 |
Everyone wants |
| 00:24:28 |
[Crowd Laughing] |
| 00:24:32 |
Right! Yeah! |
| 00:24:35 |
Without a doubt! |
| 00:24:38 |
- I'll show you fuckers. |
| 00:24:40 |
Everybody say, "Bye. '"Bye. |
| 00:24:41 |
Bye. |
| 00:24:44 |
Bye. Good luck with the dress. |
| 00:24:50 |
Give us a drink. |
| 00:24:56 |
[Ominous Synthesized] |
| 00:25:02 |
[Crowd Murmuring] |
| 00:25:06 |
[Up-tempo Pop] |
| 00:25:18 |
- Just a steel town girl |
| 00:25:21 |
Mother of God. |
| 00:25:23 |
In the real-time world |
| 00:25:26 |
They all say she's crazy |
| 00:25:29 |
She's a maniac, maniac |
| 00:25:32 |
On the floor |
| 00:25:35 |
And she's dancing like |
| 00:25:39 |
Bitch! |
| 00:25:42 |
Ooh, baby, do you know |
| 00:25:45 |
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth |
| 00:25:49 |
They say in heaven |
| 00:25:52 |
What is this, a dance-off? |
| 00:25:55 |
Aplace on earth |
| 00:25:57 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:26:03 |
[Cheering] |
| 00:26:06 |
Sweet dreams are made of this |
| 00:26:09 |
Who am I to disagree |
| 00:26:13 |
I travel the world |
| 00:26:17 |
Everybody's looking for something |
| 00:26:22 |
[Cheering] |
| 00:26:28 |
She's got it |
| 00:26:30 |
Yeah, baby, she's got it |
| 00:26:35 |
[Man] |
| 00:26:37 |
I'm your fire |
| 00:26:41 |
FI-FI-FI-FI-Flex |
| 00:26:42 |
You've gone too far this time |
| 00:26:45 |
But I'm dancing |
| 00:26:48 |
On the valentine |
| 00:26:50 |
I tell you somebody's |
| 00:26:53 |
With my chances |
| 00:26:57 |
I'll cross that bridge |
| 00:27:00 |
Another day |
| 00:27:03 |
Ohhh-oh |
| 00:27:05 |
High time is no time for deciding |
| 00:27:07 |
If I should find a helping hand |
| 00:27:10 |
Ohhh-oh |
| 00:27:12 |
Why don't you use it |
| 00:27:15 |
Try not to bruise it |
| 00:27:20 |
[Cheering] |
| 00:27:25 |
I love you! |
| 00:27:27 |
What? |
| 00:27:29 |
Fabulous. Seeing that |
| 00:27:32 |
Look, I'm Leslie Summers, |
| 00:27:36 |
Thank you. |
| 00:27:38 |
Thank you. |
| 00:27:41 |
Yeah, no problem. |
| 00:27:49 |
Was that the best night |
| 00:27:51 |
are you... |
| 00:27:54 |
Hey, guys! |
| 00:27:57 |
Hey, when you get |
| 00:28:01 |
Real ones. |
| 00:28:05 |
Call me. Damn, Stiffy, |
| 00:28:09 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:28:14 |
Told you that guy |
| 00:28:18 |
I can't believe this. |
| 00:28:21 |
They are expecting your call. |
| 00:28:25 |
I love you. |
| 00:28:27 |
Thank you. |
| 00:28:33 |
Well, that worked out. |
| 00:28:36 |
Well, maybe it's time we have |
| 00:28:39 |
I'll have turkey. |
| 00:28:45 |
Thanks for helping out. |
| 00:28:47 |
We're so close, |
| 00:28:52 |
Cadence! |
| 00:29:04 |
Hey. |
| 00:29:08 |
Cadence, this is Paul Finch. |
| 00:29:12 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 00:29:14 |
Yep. |
| 00:29:16 |
Cogito ergo sum. |
| 00:29:19 |
Hungry. |
| 00:29:22 |
Hungry. |
| 00:29:25 |
So, when's Mark getting in? |
| 00:29:28 |
Uh, let's see, |
| 00:29:31 |
Did you guys break up? |
| 00:29:34 |
Uh, sorry, Paul Finch. |
| 00:29:37 |
[Plane Engine Roaring] |
| 00:29:42 |
Just stay calm. I'm available, |
| 00:29:48 |
She's a beautiful girl, |
| 00:29:52 |
[Exhales Deeply] |
| 00:29:55 |
[Michelle] |
| 00:29:58 |
[Cadence] |
| 00:30:03 |
W-Wait. Hold on. |
| 00:30:05 |
He didn't want to do it. |
| 00:30:08 |
by deflowering ourselves. |
| 00:30:10 |
Who the hell uses |
| 00:30:14 |
[Michelle Groans] |
| 00:30:17 |
And I'm starting to realize |
| 00:30:21 |
might be a little bit |
| 00:30:24 |
Mich, you're in love. |
| 00:30:26 |
You're getting married. |
| 00:30:28 |
It's like it's... |
| 00:30:31 |
I wanted us to write |
| 00:30:36 |
I... How do you explain love? |
| 00:30:38 |
Uh, I-I guess |
| 00:30:41 |
I don't think I've ever |
| 00:30:44 |
Oh, someday you will. |
| 00:30:47 |
But in the meantime, |
| 00:30:51 |
Jim's got single friends, |
| 00:30:53 |
- Think Finch is a possibility? |
| 00:30:56 |
Yes, he is boneable. |
| 00:30:59 |
[Thud] |
| 00:31:02 |
Dickhead. You do not send shit |
| 00:31:06 |
Hey, Stifler. |
| 00:31:09 |
Your letter made a great |
| 00:31:12 |
Let me just refresh |
| 00:31:14 |
I will be forever in your debt |
| 00:31:18 |
I put serious thought |
| 00:31:20 |
[Stilted] |
| 00:31:24 |
I'm trying not to |
| 00:31:27 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:31:31 |
[Cadence] |
| 00:31:33 |
- At least something |
| 00:31:36 |
[Cadence] |
| 00:31:39 |
I mean, I don't want to seem |
| 00:31:43 |
[Michelle Scoffs] |
| 00:31:46 |
I just don't feel |
| 00:31:49 |
Oh! |
| 00:31:54 |
So, you guys have to be psyched |
| 00:31:57 |
I mean, I swear, |
| 00:32:00 |
There's always room for |
| 00:32:03 |
Some of my favorites. |
| 00:32:07 |
Excuse me, guys. |
| 00:32:09 |
Finch, she thinks |
| 00:32:12 |
[Stifler] |
| 00:32:16 |
You want some help? |
| 00:32:18 |
There you go. Okay. |
| 00:32:24 |
It's great. |
| 00:32:26 |
That was really sweet of you. |
| 00:32:28 |
Yeah. I love old people. |
| 00:32:33 |
Hey, I hate to be nosy |
| 00:32:35 |
do you know Jim Levenstein |
| 00:32:38 |
Are they here? |
| 00:32:41 |
I had no idea. |
| 00:32:44 |
Well, it's nice to meet you. |
| 00:32:46 |
Well, they're around town |
| 00:32:49 |
But there's still a few of us |
| 00:32:52 |
I don't know. |
| 00:32:58 |
Well, I think you look great. |
| 00:33:01 |
Oh, here they are. |
| 00:33:05 |
- The dads aren't here yet? |
| 00:33:08 |
Now, which one of you |
| 00:33:11 |
Jim didn't pick just one. |
| 00:33:15 |
- Hey, Paul. Hey, Kevin. |
| 00:33:18 |
He's friends ofJim's |
| 00:33:23 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:33:25 |
Really? Oh, I'm afraid |
| 00:33:27 |
Oh. Well, we have now. |
| 00:33:29 |
Oh, looks like you found |
| 00:33:33 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:33:35 |
- Oh, well, you have no idea. |
| 00:33:38 |
I love chocolate |
| 00:33:40 |
Yes.! I was just saying |
| 00:33:43 |
I have something |
| 00:33:46 |
What is it? |
| 00:33:48 |
Michelle's grandmother's... |
| 00:33:52 |
Isn't that precious? |
| 00:33:54 |
But since all of you |
| 00:33:56 |
I don't know who should |
| 00:33:58 |
- I think it's best if I... |
| 00:34:01 |
I think you should |
| 00:34:06 |
You are such |
| 00:34:09 |
I hear that all the time, |
| 00:34:12 |
Hey, Paul, uh, |
| 00:34:14 |
How thoughtful. |
| 00:34:17 |
I must have forgotten |
| 00:34:20 |
Oh, m-maybe you could take, |
| 00:34:22 |
- [Chuckles] |
| 00:34:26 |
I bet you won't. |
| 00:34:28 |
I would love to. |
| 00:34:30 |
Lovely to see you fellas. |
| 00:34:38 |
[Stifler] |
| 00:34:40 |
What the hell is he doing |
| 00:34:42 |
I love the way the tulips |
| 00:34:45 |
- What do you |
| 00:34:47 |
Lisianthus. |
| 00:34:50 |
What a pretty name. |
| 00:34:55 |
I told him to be nice, |
| 00:34:58 |
I will take care of this. |
| 00:35:02 |
Oh, great. Come on over. |
| 00:35:04 |
See if I forgot anything. |
| 00:35:06 |
We're having a great time. |
| 00:35:09 |
Oh, look, look, look, look. |
| 00:35:11 |
- [Mouthing Words] |
| 00:35:13 |
for your bridesmaids' bouquet. |
| 00:35:15 |
Oh, give me that. |
| 00:35:18 |
It's fantastic. |
| 00:35:20 |
And, oh... Oh. Oh! |
| 00:35:23 |
Oh, oh, oh! |
| 00:35:25 |
[Laughs, Squeals] |
| 00:35:28 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:35:32 |
I think with |
| 00:35:34 |
Cutie. |
| 00:35:36 |
What do you think, girls? |
| 00:35:39 |
Okay, I know... |
| 00:35:42 |
I can't believe |
| 00:35:45 |
It's all set. |
| 00:35:47 |
I'm gonna teach you to dance |
| 00:35:50 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:35:53 |
Jim, he's not doing it to be nice. |
| 00:35:56 |
Look, maybe we should |
| 00:35:59 |
that underneath all the fucks |
| 00:36:03 |
there's a very sensitive person |
| 00:36:07 |
That's-That's what I think. |
| 00:36:09 |
Oh, Jim, you've gotta |
| 00:36:13 |
Observe the fuckin' Stif-meister. |
| 00:36:16 |
What is his defining characteristic? |
| 00:36:19 |
He uses the F-word excessively. |
| 00:36:21 |
Thanks, man. |
| 00:36:23 |
But I also have confidence. |
| 00:36:26 |
Look at you. |
| 00:36:29 |
Your posture tells |
| 00:36:31 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:36:33 |
Follow my lead. |
| 00:36:36 |
This is the waltz. |
| 00:36:39 |
Waltz. Okay. |
| 00:36:44 |
That's pretty good. |
| 00:36:47 |
I'm gonna save your ass |
| 00:36:49 |
Pretty soon you're gonna |
| 00:36:52 |
Should I shave my balls? |
| 00:36:55 |
Dude, no. |
| 00:36:58 |
I... I... I'm just... |
| 00:37:00 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:37:02 |
[Skipped item nr. 710] |
| 00:37:02 |
You know, there's nothing like |
| 00:37:05 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:37:07 |
without all that corporateness |
| 00:37:11 |
I think it was Voltaire who said, |
| 00:37:15 |
"Ajingle witty proves everything |
| 00:37:20 |
- [Chuckles] |
| 00:37:23 |
I didn't know you were gonna be here. |
| 00:37:25 |
You're just in time |
| 00:37:27 |
Voltaire? |
| 00:37:30 |
Someone much wiser than you, |
| 00:37:33 |
Actually, I'm getting |
| 00:37:37 |
Yeah. Me too. |
| 00:37:38 |
Being smart is so hard. |
| 00:37:44 |
I'll give you some intelligence. |
| 00:37:48 |
Voltaire can suck on my balls. |
| 00:37:52 |
What? |
| 00:37:53 |
It's about time somebody |
| 00:37:56 |
Hey, I'm gonna give you a quote to live by. |
| 00:37:58 |
"Love life, get paid and then get laid." |
| 00:38:00 |
That is the basic philosophy |
| 00:38:03 |
I like that. |
| 00:38:05 |
- Bet you do. |
| 00:38:08 |
because Finch-meister |
| 00:38:11 |
- Sure, it does. |
| 00:38:17 |
Cadence, let's leave |
| 00:38:20 |
Whatever. Fuck it. |
| 00:38:22 |
Wait. You know, actually, |
| 00:38:26 |
- You don't mind, do you, Steven? |
| 00:38:31 |
Ha! |
| 00:38:33 |
[Huffing] |
| 00:38:37 |
It's on like Donkey Kong, bi-i-itch. |
| 00:38:40 |
Pack it up, bitch. |
| 00:38:42 |
I'm on it. Thank you. |
| 00:38:44 |
So, uh, Cadence say |
| 00:38:47 |
[Scoffs] |
| 00:38:50 |
Finch. Is she gonna be |
| 00:38:53 |
No, she's going up to Chicago |
| 00:38:57 |
What about her parents? |
| 00:39:00 |
They're going up north with, |
| 00:39:03 |
for, uh... |
| 00:39:06 |
So, uh... |
| 00:39:08 |
So don't bother |
| 00:39:11 |
A wedding. |
| 00:39:13 |
Shit. How do you know |
| 00:39:16 |
I just do. |
| 00:39:18 |
I'm a better person when |
| 00:39:22 |
You hooked up with |
| 00:39:25 |
Not to mention you passed on Nadia. |
| 00:39:29 |
You're like a blind man picking out |
| 00:39:31 |
This shit is crazy. |
| 00:39:36 |
[Jim's Dad] |
| 00:39:39 |
[Jim] |
| 00:39:41 |
You know, Michelle is the only, uh, |
| 00:39:44 |
girl that I've... I've been with. |
| 00:39:46 |
Honestly, now... |
| 00:39:51 |
Why? Did she say something? |
| 00:39:54 |
Hypothetically, Dad. |
| 00:39:56 |
Well, I mean, you know, |
| 00:39:59 |
I'm... |
| 00:40:01 |
She's a college girl. |
| 00:40:04 |
In a heartbeat. |
| 00:40:07 |
First of all, |
| 00:40:11 |
Marriage is not about, uh, |
| 00:40:16 |
It's not so much about who's the dog |
| 00:40:21 |
It's-It's deeper than that. |
| 00:40:23 |
The longer a marriage lasts, |
| 00:40:25 |
uh, the longer you can go, |
| 00:40:27 |
uh, without sex. |
| 00:40:29 |
But when that magic night |
| 00:40:33 |
it's-it's all the more meaningful. |
| 00:40:35 |
And let me tell you, |
| 00:40:37 |
can still make me, uh, |
| 00:40:39 |
Uh, and I mean that |
| 00:40:42 |
You understand where I'm going? |
| 00:40:45 |
Anything else you need? |
| 00:40:49 |
Anything I can do. |
| 00:40:56 |
Don't make me listen |
| 00:40:56 |
Don't make me listen |
| 00:40:58 |
The needle's skipping and repeating |
| 00:41:02 |
You know, you're bitching and complaining |
| 00:41:05 |
We're sick of all your crying |
| 00:41:10 |
He's not here. |
| 00:41:19 |
[Laughing] |
| 00:41:23 |
So, you like my pants, Stiffy? |
| 00:41:27 |
They're worth it. |
| 00:41:30 |
- We think there's some in the... |
| 00:41:33 |
You ain't gonna want to miss this. |
| 00:41:35 |
[Laughing] |
| 00:41:38 |
Gentlemen, I would like to introduce... |
| 00:41:40 |
[Skipped item nr. 800] |
| 00:41:40 |
Officer Krystal und Fraulein Brandi. |
| 00:41:46 |
[Finch] |
| 00:41:48 |
[Stifler] |
| 00:41:51 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 00:41:57 |
Wanna make ya bounce |
| 00:41:59 |
Whoops. Can you see my fanny? |
| 00:42:02 |
Whoops. |
| 00:42:04 |
Ohh! |
| 00:42:06 |
[Moaning] |
| 00:42:07 |
[Stifler] |
| 00:42:09 |
- [Yelps] |
| 00:42:11 |
- [Gasps] |
| 00:42:14 |
[Giggles] |
| 00:42:16 |
None of that pleading the Fifth crap! |
| 00:42:19 |
- You boys are gonna talk. |
| 00:42:22 |
[Stifler] |
| 00:42:23 |
[Stifler Cackling] |
| 00:42:25 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:42:27 |
[Grunts] |
| 00:42:30 |
- Or are we gonna have a bachelor party? |
| 00:42:33 |
Yeah? What? |
| 00:42:36 |
Louder! |
| 00:42:40 |
Can't hear you. |
| 00:42:41 |
- Stick a finger in my ass! |
| 00:42:47 |
- That's weird. |
| 00:42:49 |
Look, maybe we should |
| 00:42:52 |
- FuckJim, man! This is for us. |
| 00:42:55 |
My girlfriend has strict rules |
| 00:42:59 |
[Groaning] |
| 00:43:02 |
You wipe that shit-eating grin off |
| 00:43:05 |
- This is awesome! |
| 00:43:07 |
You like it, huh? |
| 00:43:09 |
No! Hmph! |
| 00:43:11 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:43:15 |
Like I said, this is awesome. |
| 00:43:21 |
I'm freakin'you, baby |
| 00:43:26 |
Hey, listen, I-I-I-I think we both know |
| 00:43:31 |
You know. Yeah. |
| 00:43:33 |
Baby |
| 00:43:36 |
Put my style |
| 00:43:38 |
Honey child |
| 00:43:40 |
No one has ever |
| 00:43:43 |
No one's ever pinched |
| 00:43:47 |
Because I'll say the things |
| 00:43:50 |
Know you like |
| 00:43:52 |
I... I'm a master |
| 00:43:56 |
I-I look at her body... |
| 00:43:58 |
and I just see the chakras and |
| 00:44:02 |
[Inhales] |
| 00:44:04 |
And make you move |
| 00:44:06 |
Because I'm freakin'you, baby |
| 00:44:10 |
I'm freakin'you baby |
| 00:44:12 |
You. You look cute. |
| 00:44:17 |
Thank you, but you... |
| 00:44:19 |
Stiffy! How slimming |
| 00:44:21 |
What the fuck, |
| 00:44:24 |
What, this... What, |
| 00:44:27 |
It puts the dress in the drawer |
| 00:44:33 |
Oh, dude. |
| 00:44:35 |
That's fucked up. |
| 00:44:37 |
And in closing, you have been |
| 00:44:40 |
[Cackles] |
| 00:44:43 |
[Stifler Giggles] |
| 00:44:46 |
[Screams] |
| 00:44:49 |
You didn't get to cleaning, |
| 00:44:53 |
[Screams] |
| 00:44:55 |
Wanna see us kiss? |
| 00:44:59 |
Fuck, no. |
| 00:45:01 |
None of that |
| 00:45:03 |
[Stifler] |
| 00:45:05 |
I'm freakin'you, baby |
| 00:45:07 |
Take a spin, baby |
| 00:45:09 |
Drivin'you crazy |
| 00:45:12 |
[Whines] |
| 00:45:14 |
That you ever met was me |
| 00:45:17 |
I used to have this pet bass. |
| 00:45:20 |
His name was Arnie, and... |
| 00:45:22 |
And he just loved me too. |
| 00:45:24 |
He'd just look up at me... |
| 00:45:26 |
and make this face like... |
| 00:45:29 |
Or something like that. |
| 00:45:32 |
Um, sometimes I watch |
| 00:45:35 |
[Groans] |
| 00:45:37 |
Could you just |
| 00:45:40 |
No, that's my favorite... |
| 00:45:43 |
It was my favorite shirt. |
| 00:45:45 |
Hey. What? |
| 00:45:50 |
Nothin'. |
| 00:45:53 |
It's a crazy party, huh? |
| 00:45:55 |
Baby |
| 00:45:57 |
'Cause I want you |
| 00:46:01 |
I'm freakin'you, baby |
| 00:46:05 |
Don't worry about him. |
| 00:46:07 |
He's... He's a... He's a maniac. |
| 00:46:12 |
And I want you to be a lady |
| 00:46:15 |
[Muffled, Indistinct] |
| 00:46:18 |
Stifler, why in the world |
| 00:46:21 |
I'm surprised to see |
| 00:46:23 |
[Giggles] |
| 00:46:26 |
Go put something on |
| 00:46:30 |
Ohh. Anything |
| 00:46:34 |
If you insist, Fraulein. |
| 00:46:39 |
I see you, baby |
| 00:46:42 |
Shaking that ass |
| 00:46:46 |
- I see you, baby |
| 00:46:50 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:46:51 |
Look at you, |
| 00:46:53 |
Can't I just watch? |
| 00:46:55 |
Look, you don't have to do |
| 00:46:59 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. |
| 00:47:01 |
Don't break character ever again. |
| 00:47:04 |
Okay? I don't care if Kevin starts crying |
| 00:47:08 |
You're a dirty cop, you're a prissy maid |
| 00:47:12 |
Don't you ever mouth off |
| 00:47:15 |
- You dirty, little pervert! |
| 00:47:17 |
Now, obey! |
| 00:47:19 |
Jesus! |
| 00:47:21 |
Break it on down |
| 00:47:24 |
Whoo |
| 00:47:27 |
What |
| 00:47:38 |
Guys, are we having dinner? |
| 00:47:44 |
Here, let me get that. |
| 00:47:46 |
I see you, baby |
| 00:47:49 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:47:51 |
I've got something really nice |
| 00:47:55 |
Stifler, you said you spoke toJim. |
| 00:47:59 |
He said he'd be |
| 00:48:02 |
Chocolate. |
| 00:48:04 |
Now, I told everyone |
| 00:48:07 |
Okay. |
| 00:48:11 |
[Mary Chuckles] |
| 00:48:13 |
Make yourselves at home. |
| 00:48:15 |
Sir. |
| 00:48:18 |
[Gasps] |
| 00:48:21 |
Pink roses. |
| 00:48:23 |
[Jim] |
| 00:48:26 |
They're nice, aren't they? |
| 00:48:30 |
Well... |
| 00:48:32 |
Yeah. Well. |
| 00:48:35 |
So, has Michelle ever told you |
| 00:48:38 |
Oh, why don't you retell us now? |
| 00:48:40 |
It's... It's one of my favorite stories. |
| 00:48:43 |
Um... |
| 00:48:45 |
Let's see. Uh... |
| 00:48:47 |
Well, I suppose, uh... |
| 00:48:55 |
Tall Oaks. |
| 00:48:58 |
That's-That's right. |
| 00:49:00 |
That was the summer when, uh... Oh! |
| 00:49:03 |
Oh! The summer that was so hot. |
| 00:49:05 |
So hot. |
| 00:49:08 |
Jesus! |
| 00:49:10 |
Hey there. |
| 00:49:12 |
Hey. |
| 00:49:17 |
- You can't? |
| 00:49:21 |
But I will have some of that wine, sir. |
| 00:49:24 |
- Say, "Please," Harold. |
| 00:49:27 |
[British Accent] Absolutely. |
| 00:49:31 |
Yes. Evidently. |
| 00:49:34 |
And-And-And I certainly appreciate |
| 00:49:39 |
Ah. Uh, well, yes. |
| 00:49:41 |
Uh, we have... |
| 00:49:45 |
cabernet seve... um... |
| 00:49:48 |
full-bodied, masculine wine. |
| 00:49:52 |
Just shouts sophistication. |
| 00:49:56 |
- James. |
| 00:49:58 |
Well, I can see you're very surprised |
| 00:50:02 |
I'm going to go |
| 00:50:04 |
In fact, why don't you both |
| 00:50:07 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:50:11 |
- How do you know? |
| 00:50:13 |
Because he just checked on the dogs. |
| 00:50:16 |
- Jim, I'll help you with the turkey. |
| 00:50:18 |
Um, and I'll keep you company. |
| 00:50:21 |
Thank you. Whoo. |
| 00:50:23 |
So, how long have you been |
| 00:50:26 |
Belvedere, ma'am. |
| 00:50:30 |
It's chilly in here. |
| 00:50:32 |
So, how long do we have to |
| 00:50:34 |
I don't know. |
| 00:50:37 |
I guess we'll just wait |
| 00:50:39 |
[Krystal] |
| 00:50:42 |
Do these go |
| 00:50:47 |
Do you have a serving dish ready? |
| 00:50:51 |
- Jim. |
| 00:50:52 |
We need a serving dish. |
| 00:50:55 |
- Oh! |
| 00:50:58 |
- Nothing. |
| 00:51:01 |
I thought, uh, the-the dish was broken. |
| 00:51:04 |
Well, is it? |
| 00:51:06 |
Then, are you going to get it? |
| 00:51:18 |
Here you go. |
| 00:51:21 |
Now what we need... |
| 00:51:23 |
Huh? No, no, no, no! |
| 00:51:25 |
I-I will get it for you. |
| 00:51:29 |
Ah, let's see. There you go. |
| 00:51:34 |
I presume we're having |
| 00:51:36 |
Uh, let me go check. |
| 00:51:41 |
[Mary Chuckles] |
| 00:51:43 |
What happened here? |
| 00:51:45 |
[Jim] |
| 00:51:48 |
I meant to clean |
| 00:51:52 |
That's gonna stain. |
| 00:51:54 |
I'll get it. |
| 00:51:56 |
Oh! No, no, no! |
| 00:51:59 |
- It's in there. |
| 00:52:01 |
because I-I, um... |
| 00:52:05 |
Well, where? |
| 00:52:07 |
I-I don't... |
| 00:52:09 |
You don't remember? |
| 00:52:11 |
You know why I don't remember |
| 00:52:14 |
The cleaning lady did. |
| 00:52:17 |
Your mother said |
| 00:52:19 |
I don't know why |
| 00:52:22 |
Holy... |
| 00:52:25 |
Hello. |
| 00:52:28 |
Uh, so, cleaning lady, |
| 00:52:31 |
we were wondering |
| 00:52:34 |
Master put the mop |
| 00:52:37 |
- You what? |
| 00:52:39 |
I did no such thing anywhere. |
| 00:52:42 |
Shall I clean? |
| 00:52:46 |
[Chuckles] |
| 00:52:50 |
[Sighs] |
| 00:52:55 |
[Skipped item nr. 1024] |
| 00:52:55 |
- [Screams] |
| 00:52:59 |
- [Breathing Heavily] |
| 00:53:02 |
Oh, Brandi, Brandi. |
| 00:53:06 |
You can't do that. |
| 00:53:12 |
Jim, I apologize |
| 00:53:15 |
Oh, here's, uh... |
| 00:53:17 |
Ah, yeah. Got the mop. |
| 00:53:20 |
Brandi, you left the mop |
| 00:53:23 |
Now remember, |
| 00:53:27 |
You remember last time when you wanted |
| 00:53:30 |
- [Jim Laughs] |
| 00:53:34 |
[Finch] |
| 00:53:36 |
I'm so sorry about this. |
| 00:53:40 |
[Sniffs] |
| 00:53:43 |
[Brandi] |
| 00:53:45 |
Jim, you have |
| 00:53:48 |
Harold! |
| 00:53:51 |
Um, I think I saw |
| 00:53:54 |
Aye-yay-yay. |
| 00:53:57 |
Oh, my Lord.! |
| 00:53:59 |
He's okay. |
| 00:54:02 |
Who did this to you? |
| 00:54:04 |
Get some help! |
| 00:54:08 |
- All right! |
| 00:54:10 |
I'll take charge from here. |
| 00:54:13 |
- They are fast here. |
| 00:54:15 |
- She's here to protect and serve. |
| 00:54:18 |
- Okay. |
| 00:54:20 |
[Stammering] |
| 00:54:22 |
Don't you touch him. |
| 00:54:25 |
- No, this is hurt! |
| 00:54:27 |
You can't do that. |
| 00:54:29 |
Ow! |
| 00:54:31 |
Oh! |
| 00:54:33 |
What's gotten into you? |
| 00:54:35 |
Dirty whore! |
| 00:54:37 |
[Screaming] |
| 00:54:40 |
- [Mary] You're a disgrace |
| 00:54:43 |
Hey, somebody untie me.! |
| 00:54:45 |
Back off! |
| 00:54:48 |
Oh, Steven! Steven! |
| 00:54:50 |
Oh, it's okay, Mary. |
| 00:54:53 |
Listen. This isn't |
| 00:54:55 |
Krystal, you can |
| 00:54:58 |
Kevin wasn't assaulted. |
| 00:55:00 |
I just wanted to makeJim |
| 00:55:03 |
Like a real hero. |
| 00:55:05 |
So, we hired a fake cop |
| 00:55:09 |
Jim was supposed to |
| 00:55:11 |
I don't know |
| 00:55:14 |
You know, and then Paul Finch |
| 00:55:17 |
Jim, is this true? |
| 00:55:21 |
- Every word of it. |
| 00:55:25 |
You've embarrassed me and Harold |
| 00:55:28 |
It's all my fault. |
| 00:55:32 |
Oh, you're not a bad person. |
| 00:55:37 |
And it was an awful idea. |
| 00:55:41 |
You know, actually, um... |
| 00:55:44 |
Actually, I-I never |
| 00:55:48 |
such a... such a crazy plan |
| 00:55:52 |
If you're gonna |
| 00:55:57 |
Well, I'm sorry, Jim. |
| 00:56:00 |
I'm sure you both |
| 00:56:03 |
Jim, if you put half as much energy |
| 00:56:07 |
I'm confident |
| 00:56:12 |
And, Steven, |
| 00:56:15 |
In fact, I think I know |
| 00:56:19 |
We adore you. |
| 00:56:22 |
You've gotta be kidding me. |
| 00:56:24 |
Look it, Jim. Kevin. |
| 00:56:28 |
Yes. |
| 00:56:31 |
Well, Mr. Belvedere, it's gonna |
| 00:56:35 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:56:38 |
Drive carefully. |
| 00:56:40 |
Thank you. |
| 00:56:42 |
But everything |
| 00:56:47 |
Ow! Is there any room |
| 00:56:49 |
Uh, nope. |
| 00:56:51 |
Oh, I'll just drive up north |
| 00:56:54 |
That sounds good. |
| 00:56:56 |
No, I'll drive with you. |
| 00:56:59 |
- Beautiful lady. |
| 00:57:05 |
Hey, Finch... |
| 00:57:08 |
I don't ever wanna be you |
| 00:57:10 |
Don't wanna bejust like you |
| 00:57:13 |
What I'm saying is this is the anthem |
| 00:57:16 |
You |
| 00:57:18 |
So, my mom found the dogs |
| 00:57:21 |
What? |
| 00:57:27 |
Oh, these are great. |
| 00:57:29 |
Go to college, a university |
| 00:57:31 |
Get a real job |
| 00:57:36 |
[Skipped item nr. 1117] |
| 00:57:36 |
But I could never live |
| 00:57:40 |
Do you really wanna be like them |
| 00:57:42 |
Do you really |
| 00:57:45 |
Do you wanna be |
| 00:57:47 |
'Cause I don't ever wanna |
| 00:57:52 |
Hilarious, huh? |
| 00:57:56 |
That kind of thing's |
| 00:57:59 |
[Laughs] |
| 00:58:01 |
I'm not sure. |
| 00:58:03 |
This is the anthem |
| 00:58:06 |
Y'all got the feeling |
| 00:58:09 |
You |
| 00:58:13 |
Just like you |
| 00:58:17 |
Y'all got the feeling |
| 00:58:19 |
Another loser anthem |
| 00:58:22 |
Mr. "Styfler," |
| 00:58:24 |
you called two days ago |
| 00:58:27 |
Since you now |
| 00:58:29 |
I thought you could |
| 00:58:31 |
Hey, shithead. |
| 00:58:34 |
Mr. Fuckface Finch |
| 00:58:36 |
and Mr. Idiot-Behind-The-Desk |
| 00:58:38 |
Kristof, please |
| 00:58:43 |
I did no such thing. |
| 00:58:45 |
Nor did I, sir, |
| 00:58:46 |
and your rudeness |
| 00:58:50 |
Oh. Well, then, |
| 00:58:53 |
if I call you a crotch-face, |
| 00:58:56 |
- Or better yet, |
| 00:58:58 |
Hear, hear! |
| 00:58:59 |
While you're there, |
| 00:59:02 |
[Stifler] |
| 00:59:03 |
Um, uh, hey. |
| 00:59:05 |
Um, Finch, rudeness and obscenity |
| 00:59:08 |
Here's a thought. |
| 00:59:11 |
magically sprout a dick, |
| 00:59:15 |
Yeah, baby! |
| 00:59:17 |
Whoo! Baby, you know |
| 00:59:19 |
Ohh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! |
| 00:59:20 |
Yeah! |
| 00:59:22 |
- [Yelps] |
| 00:59:26 |
Is she here? |
| 00:59:30 |
[Mary] |
| 00:59:32 |
and a European |
| 00:59:35 |
Ooh! |
| 00:59:37 |
[Jim's Dad] |
| 00:59:39 |
I am missing my soap. |
| 00:59:42 |
Will you push faster? |
| 00:59:45 |
And wait till you meet Michelle. |
| 00:59:48 |
I can't eat sugar. |
| 00:59:52 |
You know, Ma, |
| 00:59:57 |
But wait till you seeJim standing |
| 00:59:59 |
I mean, if ever there was |
| 01:00:04 |
now is the time. |
| 01:00:07 |
I'm overjoyed. |
| 01:00:10 |
That's... That's a start. |
| 01:00:13 |
Proud grandmother |
| 01:00:16 |
Grandson's |
| 01:00:18 |
You think she's happy now? |
| 01:00:22 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:00:28 |
[Glass Clinking] |
| 01:00:31 |
Grooming. |
| 01:00:33 |
Do you think |
| 01:00:37 |
Maybejust a little finga |
| 01:00:39 |
You my electrical lip balm flava |
| 01:00:42 |
I gotta do ya till |
| 01:00:45 |
Can I get a little zip zip |
| 01:00:47 |
Maybejust a little uh-uh |
| 01:00:49 |
She got the power |
| 01:00:52 |
I got the fever for the flava |
| 01:00:55 |
And did I mention |
| 01:00:57 |
Gonna take that booty |
| 01:01:01 |
- [Clippers Buzzing] |
| 01:01:04 |
What do I have to say |
| 01:01:08 |
To get inside, girl |
| 01:01:09 |
What do I have to say |
| 01:01:13 |
Mmm |
| 01:01:17 |
The flowers stay refrigerated |
| 01:01:19 |
Just as we made them. |
| 01:01:22 |
[Coughing] |
| 01:01:27 |
[All Coughing] |
| 01:01:33 |
- Oh! Ah! |
| 01:01:37 |
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 01:01:47 |
I hope you'll be more careful |
| 01:01:49 |
My kitchen |
| 01:01:59 |
Boy, pubic hair |
| 01:02:04 |
The ladies, uh, |
| 01:02:07 |
you know, down in |
| 01:02:09 |
Okay, if you never mention |
| 01:02:12 |
You're right. No, no, no. Okay. |
| 01:02:15 |
So, can I see the ring? |
| 01:02:15 |
So, can I see the ring? |
| 01:02:17 |
Nope. Promised to keep it safe. |
| 01:02:21 |
Okay, Frodo. |
| 01:02:24 |
[Both Chuckle] |
| 01:02:26 |
You really care about |
| 01:02:29 |
Yeah. I'm gonna cry |
| 01:02:33 |
I know it. |
| 01:02:35 |
Are you just saying |
| 01:02:38 |
I mean, do you act differently |
| 01:02:43 |
Of course not. |
| 01:02:47 |
Generally I'm just me. |
| 01:02:51 |
Yeah. Fuck those fuckers. |
| 01:02:53 |
What? |
| 01:02:55 |
I-I didn't... |
| 01:02:59 |
[Chuckles] |
| 01:03:03 |
- Hey, Harold and Mary. |
| 01:03:08 |
How's it going? |
| 01:03:10 |
Thanks for, um... |
| 01:03:13 |
I love these guys. |
| 01:03:18 |
- Eat 'em up, fellas. |
| 01:03:20 |
Oh, there you go. |
| 01:03:25 |
- What's wrong? |
| 01:03:28 |
- Are you okay? |
| 01:03:32 |
Yeah. |
| 01:03:37 |
You kissed Stifler? |
| 01:03:40 |
And it's like he's been |
| 01:03:43 |
Can I stop worrying then? |
| 01:03:47 |
I mean, do you think |
| 01:03:50 |
I don't know. |
| 01:03:53 |
I mean, I think |
| 01:03:55 |
We're... |
| 01:04:02 |
Do it. |
| 01:04:04 |
Don't fuck around. |
| 01:04:06 |
Just relax and let it go. |
| 01:04:09 |
I'm sick of waiting. |
| 01:04:10 |
Do it for Daddy. |
| 01:04:13 |
Will you just take a shit already? |
| 01:04:19 |
[Skipped item nr. 1246] |
| 01:04:19 |
Great. |
| 01:04:20 |
You fed the ring |
| 01:04:22 |
[Scoffs, Snickers] |
| 01:04:28 |
You have been staring at those dogs |
| 01:04:31 |
I'm a dog lover. |
| 01:04:33 |
Oh, and by the way... |
| 01:04:35 |
apparently you missed |
| 01:04:39 |
Slight tongue action too. |
| 01:04:41 |
It was something like this. |
| 01:04:44 |
You're a terrible liar, Stifler. |
| 01:04:46 |
If I were lying, |
| 01:04:50 |
Maybe a blow job |
| 01:04:52 |
No pussy for you, Finch. |
| 01:04:56 |
Oh, fuckin' right, doggy! |
| 01:05:01 |
It's about goddamn time. |
| 01:05:02 |
Now, if you'll excuse me, |
| 01:05:12 |
[Laughs] |
| 01:05:18 |
[Squishing] |
| 01:05:21 |
[Shudders, Groans] |
| 01:05:24 |
Thanks, assholes. |
| 01:05:27 |
[Skipped item nr. 1267] |
| 01:05:27 |
[Mary] You know, |
| 01:05:30 |
Steve, come over here. |
| 01:05:34 |
Uh, I'm a little busy. |
| 01:05:37 |
[Mary] |
| 01:05:40 |
- Get over here, you little rascal. |
| 01:05:43 |
Could I see it? |
| 01:05:45 |
Um, no. |
| 01:05:48 |
- No? |
| 01:05:51 |
What? You mean |
| 01:05:54 |
I'm keeping it safe in my room, |
| 01:05:57 |
- I apologize. |
| 01:06:00 |
Okay. All right then. |
| 01:06:06 |
- This one? |
| 01:06:12 |
It's a chocolate truffle. |
| 01:06:14 |
Where did you get that? |
| 01:06:17 |
Oh, the caterer said |
| 01:06:21 |
You sneaky devil. |
| 01:06:25 |
Well, hey, I managed |
| 01:06:28 |
Oh, come on. |
| 01:06:30 |
- At least give her a tiny nibble. |
| 01:06:33 |
Mama don't want this. |
| 01:06:36 |
- Idiot. |
| 01:06:39 |
You know what? |
| 01:06:42 |
- It's gonna be a great day. |
| 01:06:44 |
- No, it's mine! |
| 01:06:47 |
- No. |
| 01:06:50 |
[Gasps] |
| 01:06:52 |
- [Gagging] |
| 01:06:55 |
[Skipped item nr. 1296] |
| 01:06:55 |
Mm, it's good. |
| 01:07:00 |
- It's so sweet. |
| 01:07:04 |
Close your mouth |
| 01:07:08 |
At least you could describe |
| 01:07:12 |
Well, tastes like twigs |
| 01:07:16 |
Is it Swiss or French |
| 01:07:18 |
Maybe German. |
| 01:07:21 |
Uh-huh. |
| 01:07:24 |
Yeah, it's creamy. |
| 01:07:26 |
Well, I'm trying |
| 01:07:29 |
- [Harold] |
| 01:07:31 |
Nothing better |
| 01:07:34 |
The problem is you can't |
| 01:07:37 |
No. No, you can't. |
| 01:07:41 |
You really do, but it's hard. |
| 01:07:43 |
Droppings from the gods. |
| 01:07:46 |
Get me another one, darling. |
| 01:07:48 |
You selfish boy. |
| 01:07:50 |
Hey, let's keep this |
| 01:07:53 |
Okay. |
| 01:07:56 |
Don't have any more |
| 01:07:58 |
Okay. Hey, look, man. |
| 01:08:01 |
[Harold] |
| 01:08:02 |
[Groans] |
| 01:08:05 |
[Groans] |
| 01:08:07 |
Grandma, I want you |
| 01:08:13 |
Grandma, this is Michelle. |
| 01:08:15 |
I'm so proud |
| 01:08:18 |
[Jim] |
| 01:08:21 |
[Jim] |
| 01:08:24 |
It's amazing, Gram. |
| 01:08:28 |
NotJewish. |
| 01:08:32 |
Forget it. Goy.! |
| 01:08:35 |
- Shit. |
| 01:08:37 |
[Grumbles] |
| 01:08:39 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:08:41 |
Grandma, we love each other. |
| 01:08:43 |
Michelle and I love each other |
| 01:08:45 |
And that's all that matters. |
| 01:08:49 |
Michelle. Michelle. |
| 01:08:53 |
[Jazz] |
| 01:08:55 |
Oh, she's okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, Dad. |
| 01:08:59 |
Okay. My mother |
| 01:09:02 |
When your dad sees the look |
| 01:09:04 |
it's... it's gonna |
| 01:09:07 |
Because of me. |
| 01:09:10 |
Michelle, it's not because |
| 01:09:12 |
It's because Grandma thinks |
| 01:09:15 |
Look. Don't... Don't worry. |
| 01:09:20 |
I promised you |
| 01:09:22 |
and I'm not gonna let |
| 01:09:25 |
Oh. |
| 01:09:27 |
I would like to propose a toast. |
| 01:09:29 |
These last few weeks |
| 01:09:33 |
We have met some people |
| 01:09:36 |
We've experienced some things |
| 01:09:40 |
We've always tried to make |
| 01:09:43 |
- This is a good situation. |
| 01:09:45 |
This is a wonderful situation. |
| 01:09:48 |
The coming together |
| 01:09:51 |
So, to our new son-in-law, |
| 01:09:55 |
To our lovely daughter |
| 01:09:58 |
- Did I get that right? |
| 01:10:00 |
Uh, and let's hope we can sip |
| 01:10:05 |
Here's to a wonderful wedding. |
| 01:10:07 |
[All] |
| 01:10:14 |
See that, shit-brick. |
| 01:10:19 |
Hey. |
| 01:10:21 |
So, I just wanted to say |
| 01:10:26 |
You didn't freak me out. |
| 01:10:28 |
I just wanted |
| 01:10:31 |
you make me feel special. |
| 01:10:35 |
I think you're the most |
| 01:10:39 |
Maybe you'd wanna make things |
| 01:10:42 |
Which room is yours? |
| 01:10:45 |
I'm crashing at Kevin's. |
| 01:10:47 |
Damn. |
| 01:10:50 |
like a big, fluffy linen closet |
| 01:10:54 |
Yes. Big, fluffy |
| 01:10:56 |
Midnight? All right. |
| 01:10:59 |
Oh! |
| 01:11:02 |
Gonna have sex with Cadence |
| 01:11:05 |
Gonna have sex with Cadence |
| 01:11:08 |
Whoo! Uh-huh. |
| 01:11:12 |
Cadence |
| 01:11:14 |
You fuckin' stalker. |
| 01:11:16 |
You're not |
| 01:11:18 |
Oh, really? |
| 01:11:21 |
Everything's free. |
| 01:11:25 |
Well, Stifler, Jim's grandma |
| 01:11:28 |
We're trying to run |
| 01:11:32 |
reluctantly, |
| 01:11:34 |
Hmm. |
| 01:11:39 |
Stifler, maybe you could forget |
| 01:11:43 |
[Slams Bottle Down] |
| 01:11:46 |
You didn't eat shit, okay? |
| 01:11:48 |
You didn't prance around here |
| 01:11:51 |
"Oh, wedding" this. |
| 01:11:53 |
"I'm special. You're special." |
| 01:11:57 |
Well, you know what? |
| 01:12:00 |
And it's gonna be |
| 01:12:02 |
It's gonna be like, |
| 01:12:04 |
She's gonna be like, |
| 01:12:06 |
Suck on my nipples |
| 01:12:08 |
Like... |
| 01:12:10 |
[Meowing, Sucking] |
| 01:12:15 |
[Meowing, Sucking] |
| 01:12:18 |
[Meows] |
| 01:12:22 |
[Sucking] |
| 01:12:24 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:12:28 |
Yeah. |
| 01:12:31 |
it is my distinct pleasure |
| 01:12:33 |
- To the real Steve Stifler. |
| 01:12:37 |
Hi. |
| 01:12:41 |
Pumpkin. |
| 01:12:47 |
You are quite |
| 01:12:49 |
You could have told me |
| 01:12:51 |
[Skipped item nr. 1414] |
| 01:12:51 |
Between Grandma |
| 01:12:55 |
I mean, are you kidding me? |
| 01:13:00 |
sort of behavior, |
| 01:13:04 |
These things |
| 01:13:05 |
And if I can't bring it |
| 01:13:08 |
how am I gonna hold it together |
| 01:13:11 |
I'm really afraid that this is |
| 01:13:13 |
Yeah, but you always manage |
| 01:13:16 |
and somehow |
| 01:13:19 |
I don't know how, but you do. |
| 01:13:23 |
Yeah. Um, uh, you need to |
| 01:13:28 |
There's... Yeah. |
| 01:13:34 |
[Groans] |
| 01:13:36 |
There is no way to remake |
| 01:13:39 |
Something must have |
| 01:13:41 |
The compressors need time |
| 01:13:45 |
Essentially, it turns |
| 01:13:48 |
Stifler was in here earlier |
| 01:13:52 |
Michelle, I am so sorry. |
| 01:13:56 |
[Door Opens] |
| 01:14:02 |
Ooh. Those flowers |
| 01:14:04 |
That's 'cause |
| 01:14:06 |
You've ruined everything. |
| 01:14:09 |
F... What are you |
| 01:14:12 |
You obviously don't care |
| 01:14:17 |
Cadence. |
| 01:14:22 |
Jim? |
| 01:14:26 |
Shit-brick, come on. |
| 01:14:34 |
Maybe you should |
| 01:14:41 |
Fine. Adios. |
| 01:14:53 |
Don't know why I'm still afraid |
| 01:14:56 |
If you weren't real |
| 01:15:00 |
Now |
| 01:15:02 |
I wish that |
| 01:15:04 |
I know that your love |
| 01:15:08 |
As the sea |
| 01:15:11 |
But right now |
| 01:15:13 |
Everything you want |
| 01:15:18 |
All your dreams are waking up |
| 01:15:22 |
I wish I could follow you |
| 01:15:28 |
To the shore of |
| 01:15:32 |
Freedom |
| 01:15:35 |
Where no one lives |
| 01:15:41 |
Run away tonight |
| 01:15:45 |
Freedom |
| 01:15:47 |
Freedom |
| 01:15:48 |
Fuckers, it's not my fault! |
| 01:15:51 |
I'm not an "intellectical'"Einstein. |
| 01:15:55 |
- Damn it.! |
| 01:15:59 |
Everybody's got their problems |
| 01:16:01 |
Everybody |
| 01:16:04 |
It's just a matter |
| 01:16:06 |
And knowing you gotta change |
| 01:16:09 |
I feel I've come to realize |
| 01:16:12 |
How fast life can be compromised |
| 01:16:14 |
Step back to see |
| 01:16:17 |
I can't believe part of me |
| 01:16:21 |
'Cause I don't know |
| 01:16:24 |
Suddenly, suddenly |
| 01:16:27 |
I don't feel so insecure |
| 01:16:29 |
[Continues] |
| 01:16:33 |
Come on. Come on. |
| 01:16:37 |
Oh.! |
| 01:16:39 |
- Are you Miss Zyskowski? |
| 01:16:42 |
I'm the guy who just killed |
| 01:16:45 |
- What? |
| 01:16:48 |
Now what I need you to do |
| 01:16:52 |
gather up some flowers, |
| 01:16:54 |
jam 'em all together |
| 01:16:58 |
Are you completely insane? |
| 01:17:00 |
- You have no idea. |
| 01:17:03 |
that this is the rudest thing |
| 01:17:06 |
there is no time |
| 01:17:09 |
I had four assistants |
| 01:17:12 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:17:14 |
It's impossible. |
| 01:17:17 |
[Stifler Scoffs] |
| 01:17:21 |
We don't quit |
| 01:17:23 |
You don't score |
| 01:17:31 |
That's the spirit, sweetheart. |
| 01:17:33 |
Did you see the stylish kids |
| 01:17:37 |
Shoveled up like muck |
| 01:17:40 |
Wombles bleed |
| 01:17:43 |
You know I cherish you, my love |
| 01:17:46 |
[Continues] |
| 01:17:49 |
You remember how tough |
| 01:17:51 |
Come on. Let's see |
| 01:17:53 |
Determination.! |
| 01:17:56 |
My love |
| 01:18:01 |
[Stifler] |
| 01:18:07 |
Good, Connor. Very good. |
| 01:18:09 |
Really sucks. |
| 01:18:11 |
Hey, party guy. |
| 01:18:15 |
Ring! Hold on a second. |
| 01:18:19 |
It's for you. |
| 01:18:22 |
We are gathered here today |
| 01:18:25 |
in a blessed union and bladdah, |
| 01:18:28 |
Coach, this is kinda gay. |
| 01:18:32 |
Yeah, it is. |
| 01:18:36 |
Good work. |
| 01:18:40 |
So, you got a date |
| 01:18:42 |
Don't push it. |
| 01:18:48 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:18:50 |
[Jim] |
| 01:18:53 |
It's a miracle. |
| 01:18:55 |
Stifler. |
| 01:18:57 |
Wombles bleed |
| 01:18:59 |
You know I cherish you, my love |
| 01:19:02 |
You know |
| 01:19:07 |
- You're an asshole. |
| 01:19:11 |
You really are an asshole. |
| 01:19:14 |
Thanks. |
| 01:19:18 |
I don't do apologies so good. |
| 01:19:21 |
Well, you get an "A" for effort. |
| 01:19:24 |
[Laughs] |
| 01:19:26 |
I was always kind of |
| 01:19:29 |
So, did you do all this |
| 01:19:31 |
or because you really care |
| 01:19:34 |
Both. |
| 01:19:37 |
And, uh... |
| 01:19:40 |
[Mumbles] |
| 01:19:42 |
What? |
| 01:19:45 |
I like you. |
| 01:19:47 |
Well, that's an honest answer. |
| 01:19:49 |
I gotta go. |
| 01:19:57 |
Steve Stifler just gave |
| 01:20:00 |
This is huge. |
| 01:20:06 |
You still pissed |
| 01:20:06 |
You still pissed |
| 01:20:08 |
No. Let's see. |
| 01:20:10 |
She wasn't into |
| 01:20:12 |
She actually liked me |
| 01:20:15 |
No, no, somehow I think |
| 01:20:19 |
Thanks, shit-brick. |
| 01:20:23 |
Ooh. Dick. |
| 01:20:32 |
I did fuck your mom. |
| 01:20:35 |
Twice. |
| 01:20:37 |
Ooh! That's better, fucker! |
| 01:20:43 |
Oh. Whoa! |
| 01:20:46 |
Um, the wedding's |
| 01:20:49 |
No, I mean you and me. |
| 01:20:51 |
[Gasps] |
| 01:20:53 |
Do I still gotta do |
| 01:20:55 |
Stifler, you are not |
| 01:20:57 |
Shit! |
| 01:21:03 |
I'll meet you at the closet. |
| 01:21:13 |
You wanted to see me, |
| 01:21:16 |
Oh! Okay, sit. |
| 01:21:20 |
So, uh, Jim said that you've always |
| 01:21:24 |
when he needed you, |
| 01:21:27 |
Jim said that? |
| 01:21:33 |
What's, uh... |
| 01:21:35 |
Okay. Well, I, uh... |
| 01:21:38 |
I still can't get |
| 01:21:40 |
Oh. I haven't been this confused |
| 01:21:44 |
That's a very confusing time |
| 01:21:47 |
You know, your body |
| 01:21:50 |
Um, stuff coming out, |
| 01:21:55 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:21:59 |
Oh, your vows. |
| 01:22:01 |
Yes, uh, good. |
| 01:22:05 |
Jim just wants |
| 01:22:07 |
It shouldn't take long. |
| 01:22:12 |
Be careful. |
| 01:22:18 |
Okay, let's go. |
| 01:22:20 |
Hey, guys. |
| 01:22:22 |
I, um... I just have |
| 01:22:25 |
This sucks. |
| 01:22:31 |
Did I say that out loud? |
| 01:22:35 |
Keep going. |
| 01:22:38 |
Now, I thought about |
| 01:22:41 |
About, uh, about how my problems |
| 01:22:45 |
And I realized that the reason |
| 01:22:49 |
is because you guys have always |
| 01:22:53 |
Even you, Stifler. |
| 01:22:58 |
For the first time in my life... |
| 01:23:00 |
I actually feel like |
| 01:23:05 |
[Scoffs, Snickers] |
| 01:23:07 |
Which is pretty amazing. |
| 01:23:10 |
So, uh, |
| 01:23:12 |
I-I guess I just wanted |
| 01:23:18 |
Thanks. Yeah. |
| 01:23:21 |
This whole thing |
| 01:23:24 |
Ooh! You're welcome, |
| 01:23:29 |
That was good, Jim. |
| 01:23:31 |
Let's get you married. |
| 01:23:34 |
Okay. |
| 01:23:36 |
[Skipped item nr. 1602] |
| 01:23:36 |
Love is very difficult |
| 01:23:39 |
And I understand the angst. |
| 01:23:42 |
And it's natural. |
| 01:23:45 |
But it's impossible |
| 01:23:48 |
Okay, first, |
| 01:23:51 |
So, let's not focus |
| 01:23:54 |
Why do you think, Michelle, |
| 01:24:00 |
I don't know. |
| 01:24:05 |
Boning. |
| 01:24:07 |
Well, when you're doing |
| 01:24:10 |
when you're not, |
| 01:24:12 |
how does |
| 01:24:16 |
Horny, like I wanna bone. |
| 01:24:18 |
But we can't be boning |
| 01:24:21 |
Oh, you've never tried it? |
| 01:24:23 |
I certainly have. |
| 01:24:26 |
From sunrise |
| 01:24:30 |
But boning aside, |
| 01:24:35 |
because you have to |
| 01:24:40 |
You know, |
| 01:24:42 |
And I thinkJim |
| 01:24:45 |
My God, he shaved |
| 01:24:47 |
which would baffle |
| 01:24:50 |
But he did it, |
| 01:24:56 |
You're right. |
| 01:25:00 |
It's shaving your balls. |
| 01:25:03 |
Thanks, Dad. |
| 01:25:05 |
I wouldn't get |
| 01:25:09 |
Excuse me. Pardon me. |
| 01:25:12 |
Oh, yeah, excuse me. |
| 01:25:14 |
Gonna have sex with Cadence |
| 01:25:24 |
You know, son, |
| 01:25:30 |
that... |
| 01:25:44 |
[Clattering] |
| 01:25:48 |
[Clattering] |
| 01:25:50 |
Oh, there you are. |
| 01:25:53 |
Guys, what are you doing? |
| 01:25:57 |
The old bitch sucked. |
| 01:25:59 |
You what? |
| 01:26:01 |
We put her someplace |
| 01:26:04 |
Cadence, |
| 01:26:09 |
[Stifler] |
| 01:26:12 |
[Zipper Unzips] |
| 01:26:15 |
Your body's not quite |
| 01:26:18 |
The Stif-man digs |
| 01:26:22 |
Oh, you are so beautiful. |
| 01:26:27 |
[Both Gasp] |
| 01:26:30 |
Stifler.! Granny.! |
| 01:26:33 |
Granny? What? |
| 01:26:36 |
Out... |
| 01:26:39 |
- [Groans] |
| 01:26:42 |
You got it, champ. |
| 01:26:45 |
[Yells] |
| 01:26:46 |
[Piano] |
| 01:26:47 |
[Piano] |
| 01:26:58 |
Feeling tired |
| 01:27:05 |
By |
| 01:27:09 |
Hey, pussy's pussy. |
| 01:27:11 |
Look at the smile |
| 01:27:15 |
Do you know |
| 01:27:18 |
I can't imagine. |
| 01:27:20 |
Is over |
| 01:27:26 |
I couldn't be happier. |
| 01:27:29 |
The wind is gone |
| 01:27:31 |
Don't. |
| 01:27:35 |
Good luck. |
| 01:27:38 |
Asleep at dawn |
| 01:27:42 |
What made Grandma |
| 01:27:44 |
Finch said Stifler |
| 01:27:46 |
Stifler? |
| 01:27:51 |
Grandmother fucker. |
| 01:27:53 |
You're a motherfucker. |
| 01:27:55 |
Yes, I am. |
| 01:28:00 |
[Jim] |
| 01:28:04 |
Michelle, you are the one woman |
| 01:28:08 |
and the woman |
| 01:28:11 |
I love you. |
| 01:28:13 |
I love you. |
| 01:28:18 |
[Sniffs] |
| 01:28:30 |
Jim, |
| 01:28:31 |
I had trouble finding the words |
| 01:28:35 |
And I realized something. |
| 01:28:38 |
Love isn't just a feeling. |
| 01:28:41 |
Love is something you do. |
| 01:28:44 |
It's a dress, |
| 01:28:47 |
A special haircut. |
| 01:28:50 |
Jim, you've given me |
| 01:28:53 |
And it is my solemn vow... |
| 01:28:56 |
to give everything I am to you. |
| 01:29:12 |
James Emanuel Levenstein... |
| 01:29:14 |
and Michelle Anabeth Flaherty, |
| 01:29:16 |
I hereby pronounce you |
| 01:29:19 |
You may kiss the bride. |
| 01:29:39 |
[Man] Let's all welcome |
| 01:29:44 |
Just follow my lead. |
| 01:29:59 |
We were born before the wind |
| 01:30:05 |
Also younger than the sun |
| 01:30:11 |
Ere the bonnie boat was won |
| 01:30:15 |
I taught him that. |
| 01:30:18 |
Jim, you learned to dance. |
| 01:30:21 |
Hark, now hear the sailors cry |
| 01:30:26 |
Smell the sea |
| 01:30:33 |
Let your soul and spirit |
| 01:31:01 |
Well, seems like |
| 01:31:04 |
I feel a bit sad |
| 01:31:09 |
Honey, you don't honestly believe |
| 01:31:13 |
Well, I'll tell you, Mary. |
| 01:31:16 |
that would make me |
| 01:31:19 |
Thank you. See? |
| 01:31:20 |
Whew! Whoa! |
| 01:31:23 |
I don't have to fear it and I |
| 01:31:27 |
Wanna rock your gypsy soul |
| 01:31:30 |
Hey, tough guy. |
| 01:31:32 |
Stifler's mom. |
| 01:31:36 |
Well, we meet again. |
| 01:31:38 |
I was curious. |
| 01:31:41 |
I try to keep a low profile. |
| 01:31:43 |
I never really did |
| 01:31:46 |
You know, this has actually |
| 01:31:50 |
I have something to look for |
| 01:31:52 |
Well, if this is your idea |
| 01:31:55 |
Finchy, you gotta know |
| 01:31:58 |
And I'm over you. |
| 01:32:00 |
But as they say, |
| 01:32:04 |
And the pool table. |
| 01:32:06 |
And the two-room suite |
| 01:32:09 |
And when that foghorn blows |
| 01:32:15 |
Turned out better |
| 01:32:18 |
How did a little perv like you |
| 01:32:21 |
How did a little nympho like you |
| 01:32:25 |
I'm still a nympho. |
| 01:32:28 |
I know. |
| 01:32:32 |
Wanna rock your gypsy soul |
| 01:32:38 |
Just like way back |
| 01:32:43 |
[Skipped item nr. 1737] |
| 01:32:43 |
And together we will float |
| 01:32:48 |
You know, Michelle, |
| 01:32:50 |
to quote someone |
| 01:32:54 |
"I think you and I... |
| 01:32:56 |
are a perfectly natural, |
| 01:33:01 |
Perfectly natural. |
| 01:33:03 |
It's too late to start now |
| 01:33:12 |
It's too late to start now |
| 01:33:21 |
That's her. |
| 01:33:23 |
I told you this wedding |
| 01:33:26 |
Oh, my goddess. |
| 01:33:29 |
MILF. MILF. |
| 01:33:31 |
MILF. MILF. |
| 01:33:47 |
No way, bro! |
| 01:33:49 |
Hey, you're not finished yet, |
| 01:33:53 |
No, ma'am. |
| 01:33:57 |
This guy is the fucking master. |
| 01:34:01 |
- Oh, no. Oh, no! |
| 01:34:03 |
Make it stop. |
| 01:34:05 |
[Finch] |
| 01:34:08 |
[Finch] |
| 01:34:10 |
This bed is on fire |
| 01:34:13 |
The neighbors complain |
| 01:34:17 |
But she only comes |
| 01:34:25 |
My therapist said |
| 01:34:28 |
She said you're like a disease |
| 01:34:32 |
She said I'm so obsessed |
| 01:34:36 |
Oh, no |
| 01:34:38 |
Ah, you think you're so pretty |
| 01:34:40 |
Laid |
| 01:34:45 |
Laid |
| 01:34:49 |
Laid |
| 01:34:57 |
Caught your hand inside the till |
| 01:35:01 |
Fought with kitchen knives |
| 01:35:05 |
Dress me up in women's clothes |
| 01:35:09 |
Dye my eyes and call me pretty |
| 01:35:11 |
Laid |
| 01:35:16 |
Laid |
| 01:35:20 |
Laid |
| 01:35:26 |
Moved out of the house |
| 01:35:30 |
I locked you out |
| 01:35:34 |
I found you sleeping next to me |
| 01:35:38 |
You're driving me crazy |
| 01:35:47 |
Laid |
| 01:35:51 |
Laid |
| 01:35:58 |
Laid |
| 01:36:02 |
Laid |
| 01:36:15 |
I'm bouncing off the walls again |
| 01:36:18 |
I'm looking like a fool again |
| 01:36:21 |
Threw away my reputation |
| 01:36:24 |
One more song |
| 01:36:27 |
I'm bouncing off the walls again |
| 01:36:30 |
I'm looking like a fool again |
| 01:36:33 |
Waking up on the bathroom floor |
| 01:36:35 |
Pull myselfback together |
| 01:36:39 |
My heart's beating |
| 01:36:42 |
And this town |
| 01:36:45 |
And every penny |
| 01:36:47 |
I've blown it on you |
| 01:36:51 |
I'm bouncing off the walls again |
| 01:36:54 |
I'm looking like a fool again |
| 01:36:57 |
So go ahead and take a picture |
| 01:36:59 |
And hang it up |
| 01:37:02 |
I don't care |
| 01:37:05 |
'Cause I'm still here |
| 01:37:08 |
And I've got nothing |
| 01:37:11 |
With all the years |
| 01:37:50 |
Mom and Daddy's |
| 01:37:53 |
Ritalin's never gonna |
| 01:37:56 |
Twenty-four hours |
| 01:37:58 |
I got my finger on the trigger |
| 01:38:02 |
I'm bouncing off the walls again |
| 01:38:05 |
I'm looking like a fool again |
| 01:38:08 |
Threw away my reputation |
| 01:38:11 |
One more song |
| 01:38:14 |
I'm bouncing off the walls again |
| 01:38:17 |
I'm looking like a fool again |
| 01:38:20 |
I'm bouncing off the walls again |
| 01:38:23 |
I'm looking like a fool again |
