Lolita

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00:03:18 Quilty!
00:03:30 What, what?
00:03:33 Are you Quilty?
00:03:36 No, I'm Spartacus.
00:03:38 Have you come to free the slaves
00:03:40 Are you Quilty?
00:03:42 Yeah. I'm Quilty, yeah, sure.
00:03:50 Say, what you...
00:03:52 ...what you putting your gloves on for?
00:03:56 Shall we have a little chat before we start?
00:03:59 Before we start?
00:04:03 All righty.
00:04:06 No, no, listen...
00:04:09 ...let's have a game, a little lovely game
00:04:13 ...like two civilized senators.
00:04:17 Roman ping...
00:04:22 You're supposed to say, "Roman pong."
00:04:26 Okay, you serve. I don't mind.
00:04:28 I just don't mind.
00:04:30 Come on.
00:04:40 Bet you didn't know I had that.
00:04:44 Roman Ping-Pong.
00:04:49 Kind of tricky serve to handle, Captain?
00:04:52 Kind of tricky.
00:04:58 My motto is: "Be prepared."
00:05:04 Say, you Jack Brewster? Are you?
00:05:07 You know who I am.
00:05:10 What's that? That's 3... 3-love.
00:05:13 I'm really winning,
00:05:16 You know, I'm not accusing you, Captain,
00:05:20 ...the way people invade this house,
00:05:24 4-1...
00:05:27 ...change service. I'll take the serve again,
00:05:31 I sort of like to have it up this end,
00:05:35 They use the telephone.
00:05:41 What's that? That must be...
00:05:43 I'm really winning here. I'm really winning.
00:05:46 I hope I don't get overcome with power.
00:05:48 That's about... 6-1 maybe...
00:05:51 ...let's say 6-1, no 6-2,
00:05:54 ...6- 2, but I'm still winning.
00:05:56 You really don't remember me, do you?
00:06:00 Did you ever notice how the champs,
00:06:04 You know, some of them hold them
00:06:07 Do you recall a girl...
00:06:11 ...called Dolores Haze?
00:06:15 I remember one guy didn't have a hand.
00:06:18 He was really sort of wacky.
00:06:20 Lolita!
00:06:24 Lolita...
00:06:27 Yeah, yeah, I remember that name all right.
00:06:31 Maybe she made some telephone calls,
00:06:41 Hey, you're a sort of bad loser, Captain.
00:06:45 I never found a guy who'd sort of
00:06:50 Didn't anyone ever tell you...
00:06:52 ...it's not really who wins,
00:07:00 Listen, I don't think I want
00:07:06 I'm just dying for a drink.
00:07:09 I'm just dying to have a drinkie.
00:07:13 You're dying anyway, Quilty.
00:07:18 All my friends always put their
00:07:23 It's so unsanitary.
00:07:24 Quilty, I want you to concentrate.
00:07:27 You're going to die.
00:07:29 Try to understand
00:07:33 You are either Australian...
00:07:37 ...or a German refugee.
00:07:40 This is a gentile's house.
00:07:42 You'd better run along.
00:07:44 Think of what you did, Quilty,
00:07:52 That's a darling little gun you got there.
00:07:55 That's a darling little thing.
00:07:57 How much a guy like you want
00:08:02 Read this.
00:08:03 What's this, the deeds of the ranch?
00:08:05 It's your death sentence.
00:08:08 Read it.
00:08:09 I can't read, mister.
00:08:11 I never did none of that there
00:08:14 Read it, Quilty.
00:08:22 "Because you took advantage of a sinner
00:08:26 "Because you took advantage...
00:08:29 "Because you took...
00:08:31 "Because you took advantage
00:08:36 That's a dang...
00:08:37 ...blasted, darn good poem you done there.
00:08:41 "When I stood Adam-naked..."
00:08:43 Adam-naked!
00:08:45 You should be ashamed of yourself,
00:08:48 "Before a federal law
00:08:51 Tarnation! You old horn toad.
00:08:53 That's mighty pretty.
00:08:57 "Because you took advantage..."
00:09:00 It's getting a bit repetitious, isn't it?
00:09:02 "Because..." Here's another one:
00:09:06 "Because you took her at an age...
00:09:09 - "...when young lads..."
00:09:12 Say, what you took it away for, mister?
00:09:16 Do you have any last words
00:09:22 Listen, Mac...
00:09:24 ...you're drunk...
00:09:26 ...and I'm a sick man.
00:09:28 This pistol-packing farce is becoming
00:09:34 Why don't you and I sort of settle this
00:09:40 ...getting together and settling something?
00:09:44 Do you want to die standing up
00:09:47 I want to die like a champion.
00:09:54 Right in the boxing glove.
00:09:56 You ought to be more careful
00:10:00 Listen, Captain, why don't you stop
00:10:05 I'm a playwright, you know.
00:10:09 ...and comedy and fantasy and everything.
00:10:13 I've got 52 successful...
00:10:14 ...scenarios to my credit...
00:10:16 ...added to which, my father's a policeman.
00:10:20 Why don't you let...
00:10:23 Why don't you let me play you
00:10:26 ...I wrote last week.
00:10:30 Nice sort of opening there.
00:10:31 We could dream up some lyrics maybe.
00:10:35 ...you know, share the profits.
00:10:40 Do you think that'll make the hit parade?
00:10:45 "The moon was blue, and so are you,
00:10:50 "...she's mine, yours...
00:10:52 "...she's yours tonight...
00:10:55 "...and the moon is..."
00:11:09 Gee, that hurt me, that...
00:11:12 If you're trying to scare me,
00:11:15 My leg'll be black and blue tomorrow.
00:11:20 You know this house is roomy and cool.
00:11:25 I intend on moving to England
00:11:29 You can move in.
00:11:30 I've got some nice friends
00:11:34 You could use them as pieces of furniture.
00:11:37 There's one guy who looks
00:11:40 I could fix for you to attend executions.
00:11:44 Just you there, and nobody else,
00:11:48 Do you like watching, Captain?
00:11:51 Because not many people know...
00:11:57 ...that the chair is painted yellow.
00:12:00 You'd be the only guy in the know.
00:12:02 Imagine! Your friends,
00:12:06 That hurt!
00:12:23 Having recently arrived in America...
00:12:25 ...where so many Europeans have found
00:12:29 ...I decided to spend a peaceful summer...
00:12:31 ...in the attractive resort town
00:12:36 Some English translations I had made
00:12:40 ...had enjoyed some success
00:12:42 ...to a lectureship at Beardsley College,
00:12:48 Friends had given me several addresses
00:12:50 ...where lodgings were available
00:12:57 Mr. Hofsteader said that
00:13:01 Well, that was only a tentative plan.
00:13:03 Monsieur, if what you're needing
00:13:07 ...I can assure you, you couldn't get
00:13:09 Yes, it is very...
00:13:13 It's very peaceful.
00:13:14 Now, this would be your room.
00:13:16 It's what you might call a studio,
00:13:21 It's very male...
00:13:23 ...and quiet.
00:13:25 We're really very fortunate
00:13:28 Culturally, we're a very advanced group...
00:13:31 ...with lots of good Anglo-Dutch
00:13:36 ...and we're very progressive intellectually.
00:13:39 That is immediately apparent.
00:13:40 I do hope you'll want to address our club.
00:13:44 There's a nice view from this window...
00:13:46 ...of the front lawn.
00:13:49 A good place for you to do your writing...
00:13:52 - Shelves for your books.
00:13:55 I am chairman of
00:13:58 As a matter of fact, you know...
00:14:01 ...one of the speakers
00:14:04 ...was Clare Quilty.
00:14:06 Clare Quilty?
00:14:07 The writer, TV?
00:14:10 - TV plays?
00:14:11 He's a very stimulating type of man.
00:14:14 He gave us a talk on Dr. Schweitzer
00:14:18 Schweitzer and Zhivago. Very nice.
00:14:22 Oh, no, the bathroom's back here,
00:14:27 Well, we still have that good, old-fashioned
00:14:31 ...should appeal to a European.
00:14:40 Excuse the soiled sock.
00:14:44 I see that you're interested in art.
00:14:48 In that case you really must see...
00:14:50 ...the collection of reproductions
00:14:55 Voila!
00:14:56 Oh, yes, that's...
00:14:58 A Dufy.
00:14:59 That's very nice.
00:15:00 And there's my little van Gogh. Monet.
00:15:04 Is Madame Humbert...
00:15:06 There's no madame. We are divorced.
00:15:09 Happily divorced.
00:15:11 - When did all this happen?
00:15:15 Paris...
00:15:16 ...France...
00:15:17 ...Madame.
00:15:18 You know, monsieur, I believe
00:15:22 ...that one is able to really relate
00:15:27 In fact, I remember
00:15:30 Oh, the late Mr. Haze?
00:15:32 Yes, he's passed on.
00:15:34 But when we were
00:15:38 ...I knew that I'd never felt married
00:15:44 You were in Spain?
00:15:45 No, Mexico.
00:15:46 Mexico.
00:15:49 There were so many places
00:15:52 ...but he was occupied with his work here.
00:15:55 He was in insurance...
00:15:58 ...left me well-provided for.
00:16:01 He was a lovely human being...
00:16:05 ...a man of complete integrity.
00:16:08 I know you would have liked to talk
00:16:12 Yes, I'm sure I would have.
00:16:14 Those are his ashes.
00:16:19 How late was the...
00:16:21 ...late Mr. Haze?
00:16:26 Seven years.
00:16:28 It's very difficult for a woman...
00:16:31 ...an attractive woman alone, you know.
00:16:33 Yes, I'm sure it is.
00:16:37 Downstairs. Excuse me.
00:16:41 I've told Lolita ten times
00:16:44 - You have a maid living in the house?
00:16:49 No, the colored girl comes
00:16:52 We think we're lucky to get her,
00:16:57 Back here we have the kitchen.
00:17:01 - Perhaps...
00:17:03 If you'll give me your number...
00:17:05 ...that would give me a chance
00:17:09 1776.
00:17:11 1776...
00:17:13 ...the Declaration of Independence.
00:17:16 Yes, so easy to remember.
00:17:17 You must see the garden before you go,
00:17:21 My flowers win prizes around here.
00:17:27 Voila!
00:17:29 My yellow roses, my...
00:17:32 My daughter.
00:17:33 Darling, turn that down please.
00:17:36 I can offer you a comfortable home...
00:17:38 ...a sunny garden...
00:17:40 ...a congenial atmosphere...
00:17:42 ...my cherry pies.
00:17:47 Well...
00:17:50 ...we haven't discussed how much...
00:17:52 Well, something nominal, let's say...
00:17:56 ...$200 a month...
00:17:59 ...including meals and late snacks...
00:18:02 ...etcetera.
00:18:03 That's very reasonable. Well, it's very nice.
00:18:07 You couldn't find better value
00:18:10 No, when will it be convenient for you
00:18:16 Right now. It'd be silly for you to go
00:18:19 Both my bags are in the taxi.
00:18:23 Thank you.
00:18:25 What was the decisive factor? My garden?
00:18:31 I think it was your cherry pies.
00:19:18 Now, this is the one
00:19:21 Yes, that can leap over the other pieces.
00:19:24 It goes round corners.
00:19:27 You're going to take my queen?
00:19:30 That was my intention, certainly.
00:19:36 Bed-y-bye, dear.
00:19:39 Goodnight.
00:19:42 Goodnight.
00:19:44 Goodnight, Lo.
00:19:54 Well, that wasn't very clever of you.
00:19:56 Oh, dear.
00:20:01 It had to happen sometime.
00:20:03 ...31, 32, 33, 34...
00:20:20 See how relaxed you're getting?
00:20:48 There's Mother. Let's go say hello.
00:20:53 Hi, Mom.
00:20:54 Hello, darling.
00:20:56 Hello, Kenny.
00:20:57 Good evening, Mrs. Haze.
00:21:00 Kenny, this is Mr. Humbert.
00:21:02 - Kenny Overton.
00:21:04 Are you having a good time?
00:21:07 Well, we'll see you then.
00:21:09 Bye-bye.
00:21:14 Aren't they adorable together?
00:21:20 I think tonight's the night.
00:21:23 Well, Lolita told me that she's positive...
00:21:25 ...Kenny's going to ask her
00:21:36 Hello, Charlotte.
00:21:37 Jean, John, hello.
00:21:40 - Hi, Humbert.
00:21:41 Sorry we're late. I got held up in court.
00:21:45 The prosecution brought in
00:21:48 I had to stay with my client
00:21:51 John, can't you stop being a lawyer
00:21:57 Mind if I dance with your girl?
00:22:00 You're most welcome.
00:22:01 Well, this is what you get
00:22:08 Hi, Humbert.
00:22:10 - I'm sorry that I don't dance.
00:22:13 I don't like dancing either very much.
00:22:16 It's a funny thing, Humbert, but John and I,
00:22:20 ...and I was sort of sitting it out,
00:22:25 That's very romantic.
00:22:27 Hi, Dad.
00:22:28 Mona, baby.
00:22:29 Darling!
00:22:30 - How are you doing?
00:22:33 Humbert...
00:22:35 ...don't tell Charlotte that I told you this,
00:22:38 ...but did you know that you've had
00:22:43 - Did you know that?
00:22:46 I know it's none of my business, but...
00:22:50 ...she's begun to radiate a certain glow.
00:22:53 I hardly think that has anything
00:22:56 Humbert, when you get to know me better,
00:23:04 In fact, John and I,
00:23:19 Hey, you two, cut that out.
00:23:22 I'm so thirsty.
00:23:25 That's a good idea.
00:23:26 - There aren't any clean cups anymore.
00:23:29 Thank you, Humbert.
00:23:32 Jean, your Mona looks simply enchanting
00:23:37 She's certainly becoming
00:23:40 Yes. Where does the time go?
00:23:41 Do you know this summer
00:23:44 No, that's simply wonderful.
00:23:46 Are you sending her
00:23:49 Of course.
00:23:50 We've done it every summer,
00:23:52 It gives Jean and me a chance
00:24:36 Excuse me, kids.
00:24:39 My feet are killing me!
00:24:44 Who is that?
00:24:45 Who?
00:24:46 There.
00:24:55 It's Clare Quilty. You know, the TV writer?
00:25:03 I adored his play,
00:25:06 It was marvelous.
00:25:10 Excuse me, kids, I'm going to go over
00:25:27 Hello!
00:25:29 Hello, hello again!
00:25:45 Wow!
00:25:48 It's certainly been a long time.
00:25:50 It certainly has... yes.
00:25:52 Do you know I've been the local authority
00:25:55 Is that so? That's very sweet
00:25:58 I'll never forget that
00:26:01 ...that you gave to our club.
00:26:02 A magnificent club, really magnificent.
00:26:07 No, don't you remember?
00:26:10 That afternoon changed my whole life.
00:26:13 Well, how about that.
00:26:15 You remember, you...
00:26:16 What, what?
00:26:26 Did I do that? Did I?
00:26:29 And afterwards, you know,
00:26:33 ...and I drove you to the airport.
00:26:35 Yes!
00:26:36 Really great fun.
00:26:38 Listen, didn't you have a daughter...
00:26:42 Didn't you have a daughter
00:26:44 Yeah, what was it now?
00:26:48 Lolita.
00:26:50 Lolita, that's right.
00:26:53 ...the tears and the roses.
00:26:56 Wednesday she's going to have
00:27:00 Yeah!
00:27:14 There you are. Where have you been?
00:27:17 I strolled around for a while
00:27:20 You poor man,
00:27:23 On the contrary I find it most interesting.
00:27:25 Charlotte. Hello.
00:27:27 Humbert, you found a place to sit down.
00:27:30 Oh, gosh.
00:27:33 Charlotte, Mona's having
00:27:36 ...later on at our house,
00:27:40 ...and some others, are having
00:27:43 Anyhow, she wants to know
00:27:47 I don't see why not, as long
00:27:50 But Charlotte, tonight's a special occasion.
00:27:53 Why don't you have Lolita stay over
00:27:56 John can bring her back in the morning,
00:27:58 Yes, sure.
00:27:59 That would be too much trouble.
00:28:01 - Of course not.
00:28:06 It's settled.
00:28:09 I guess we'd better say goodnight
00:28:12 John and I have to get home
00:28:15 You know, what she means is
00:28:17 - I think we ought to come over and help.
00:28:22 - It's no trouble at all, is it, Charlotte?
00:28:27 - We're not doing anything else.
00:28:29 No, they don't like
00:28:32 That's right.
00:28:33 - Goodnight, Charlotte.
00:28:35 Goodnight. See you.
00:28:37 Goodnight, Humbert.
00:28:40 Now, you don't want that.
00:28:44 We can go home now
00:28:56 - I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long?
00:28:59 I thought I'd change into something cozier.
00:29:02 Charming.
00:29:03 - You don't think it's... a little too risque?
00:29:06 Charlotte, this may not be
00:29:10 Not another word until we've finished
00:29:17 In a sense, this is none of my business,
00:29:21 ...like a member of the family
00:29:24 Yes, I know, and I appreciate it.
00:29:27 I've come to feel as if
00:29:30 I wonder if you aren't being
00:29:33 Liberal?
00:29:34 Oh, you dear man...
00:29:37 ...you dear, sweet, naive man.
00:29:39 No, I don't think you realize
00:29:42 Of course she's beginning to grow up...
00:29:45 ...and it's only natural and healthy...
00:29:49 ...that she should take an interest
00:29:52 ...known as: "the opposite sex."
00:29:56 Cheerio. But should she be allowed
00:30:00 She's not staying out.
00:30:03 She's at Jean and John's.
00:30:05 Yes, but something about them
00:30:08 ...whether they would provide
00:30:13 Hum, you're so charmingly Old World...
00:30:17 ...but then, that's what I adore about you.
00:30:22 I have a proposal.
00:30:23 What say you I teach you
00:30:28 No, Charlotte.
00:30:30 And you do this so very well
00:30:35 You're very good.
00:30:37 Come on, Humbert.
00:30:40 Humbert Humbert,
00:30:44 Do you pronounce the surname differently,
00:30:49 Let me see now, Humbert.
00:30:52 What was that, the first or the second?
00:30:55 Seriously, I'm an awkward tripper
00:31:00 I refuse to believe that about you.
00:31:04 Rhythm is so basic...
00:31:06 ...and it just pours out of you,
00:31:15 - I'll clap my hands and you go on dancing.
00:31:19 ...and that was not your surname.
00:31:21 Now, put your hands here...
00:31:24 ...tighter.
00:31:28 All right, ready, go.
00:31:31 One, two, cha-cha-cha.
00:31:33 One, two, cha-cha-cha.
00:31:36 Very good.
00:31:38 A little more joie de vivre.
00:31:43 You know, when you smile like that
00:31:49 A college boy I had a date with.
00:31:52 I went dancing with him,
00:31:56 My very first glamour date.
00:32:00 And, you know...
00:32:02 ...in certain lights you remind me of Harold.
00:32:05 You mean, the late Mr...
00:32:07 Yes.
00:32:08 You're really very different, of course.
00:32:12 Yes, I imagine I am.
00:32:14 But, you know, I adored Harold.
00:32:17 I really did. I swore at the time
00:32:21 I don't think I will, but...
00:32:24 ...it wouldn't be fair to his memory,
00:32:26 No, one doesn't often find
00:32:30 But sometimes, Hum, I wonder...
00:32:33 ...shouldn't life be for the living?
00:32:35 What think you?
00:32:37 You see, I'm a strongly emotional woman...
00:32:40 ...very strongly emotional.
00:32:44 - Don't be afraid of hurting me.
00:32:47 Take me in your arms.
00:32:48 I can't live in the past.
00:32:54 Hi!
00:32:56 Lolita!
00:32:59 Darling...
00:33:03 Cha-cha-cha.
00:33:07 Did you come back for something?
00:33:09 No, Mona's party turned out
00:33:13 I thought I'd come back
00:33:15 We had a wonderful evening.
00:33:19 Did you have something to eat?
00:33:21 They served some kind of salty fish eggs,
00:33:25 I'll make you a sandwich.
00:33:28 That's great. I'm starving.
00:33:30 I don't think she should be stuffing herself
00:33:33 But, Mom...
00:33:35 ...l'm hungry and I've got to have
00:33:39 All right...
00:33:42 ...but you take it upstairs
00:33:45 ...you go right to sleep.
00:33:49 Did you have a good time
00:33:52 Well, of course...
00:33:54 ...he's a very erudite gentleman.
00:33:56 Yeah, I know.
00:33:59 That's neither here nor there.
00:34:03 Since when?
00:34:04 Here we are, excuse me...
00:34:06 ...loaded with mayonnaise,
00:34:09 Thank you.
00:34:12 Darling, take it upstairs.
00:34:15 I don't want to go to bed. It's too early.
00:34:18 We all think that Lo should go to bed.
00:34:21 I don't have to. This is a free country.
00:34:25 Which means there will be
00:34:28 Which means I think you stink this week.
00:34:30 To bed this instant!
00:34:32 Go to bed.
00:34:33 I heard that.
00:34:38 Goodnight, Lo.
00:34:44 That miserable little brat.
00:34:46 She is becoming impossible,
00:34:49 The idea of her sneaking back here
00:34:53 I don't think she was spying on us.
00:34:55 Really? What would you call it?
00:34:57 I'm sure she intended no harm.
00:34:58 Like hell she didn't!
00:35:02 Since the age of one, you know,
00:35:06 ...out of her crib so that I would have
00:35:10 She has always had some kind
00:35:12 Now she sees herself
00:35:15 Well, I see her as a sturdy,
00:35:20 I mean, is it my fault if I feel young?
00:35:23 Why should my child resent it?
00:35:27 Do you think I'm just a foolish,
00:35:31 No... no.
00:35:41 Why don't I throw on a wrap and we can
00:35:46 Well, it's a little late, Charlotte.
00:35:49 Well, let's at least finish
00:35:53 I've had a very exhausting evening.
00:35:56 But it's not even 1:00.
00:35:58 My neuralgia's about to strike
00:36:04 Goodnight, and thank you
00:36:09 You're very welcome.
00:36:44 What drives me insane is
00:36:49 ...of every nymphet, perhaps.
00:36:51 This mixture in my Lolita of tender,
00:36:56 ...and a kind of eerie vulgarity.
00:36:59 I know it is madness to keep this journal,
00:37:05 ...and only a loving wife could decipher
00:37:18 In this house, we do not eat
00:37:21 ...elbows on the tables.
00:37:25 Must you pamper your pimples?
00:37:28 Do you mind if I eat?
00:37:32 This morning you have to meet Mona!
00:37:36 First you wash every dish,
00:37:38 ...and make your bed
00:37:40 I am not picking up after you today, miss,
00:37:53 Hello. Excuse me.
00:37:55 - Is it Kenny?
00:37:59 Jean, just a second.
00:38:01 Take this tray up to Professor Humbert
00:38:07 Yes, ma'am!
00:38:08 Yes, ma'am.
00:38:10 Jean?
00:38:11 I'm very glad you called.
00:38:14 Yes.
00:38:17 Mona?
00:38:19 What time?
00:38:22 Well, I'm very glad you called me, Jean.
00:38:24 Well, there's something very important
00:38:28 That's a good idea. Well, I'd rather not...
00:38:31 Who is it?
00:38:32 Lolita.
00:38:35 Come in.
00:38:40 Here's your breakfast.
00:38:41 Thank you very much. Good morning!
00:38:43 Good morning.
00:38:48 Don't tell Mom, but I ate all your bacon.
00:38:52 You have a very long face today.
00:38:54 Oh, yeah?
00:39:01 What were you writing?
00:39:04 I was writing a poem.
00:39:09 What's it about?
00:39:10 It's about people.
00:39:14 That's a novel subject.
00:39:16 You know, it's funny, it sort of looked
00:39:21 I always write my poems in a diary.
00:39:29 Afraid somebody's going to steal
00:39:33 Perhaps. Would you like me
00:39:37 Sure, why not?
00:39:40 This is my favorite poet.
00:39:44 - "It was..."
00:39:46 The divine Edgar.
00:39:48 Who's the divine Edgar. Edgar who?
00:39:50 Edgar Allan Poe, of course.
00:39:52 "It was night in the lonesome October
00:39:54 "Of my most immemorial year"
00:39:58 Notice how he emphasizes this word.
00:40:01 "It was hard by the dim lake of Auber
00:40:03 "In the misty mid region of Weir"
00:40:06 You see, he takes a word like "dim"
00:40:10 And it comes back as "mid region of Weir."
00:40:14 "Mid region," and twists it to "dim."
00:40:17 That's pretty good, pretty clever.
00:40:20 "Thus I pacified Psyche and kissed her
00:40:23 "And conquered her scruples and gloom
00:40:26 "And we passed to the end of the vista
00:40:29 "But were stopped by the door of a tomb
00:40:32 "And I said, 'What is written, sweet sister? '
00:40:34 "She replied, 'Ulalume, Ulalume."'
00:40:39 Well, I think it's a little corny,
00:40:43 What do you object to?
00:40:45 Well, the "vista-sister," that's like,
00:40:49 That's very true.
00:40:52 If you were in my class
00:40:57 Tell me, was Mona Farlow annoyed
00:41:02 Mona? Annoyed?
00:41:05 Well, I thought she might be
00:41:08 Don't worry about Mona.
00:41:12 - Let me tell you something about Mona.
00:41:17 No, I'd better not tell you. You'll blab.
00:41:20 I will never give away any of your secrets.
00:41:23 - You wouldn't?
00:41:29 Well, for that you get a little reward.
00:41:31 Thank you very much.
00:41:33 - Here!
00:41:36 Lolita. No.
00:41:38 Put your head back.
00:41:40 Put your head back.
00:41:43 Open your mouth.
00:41:45 You can have one little bite.
00:41:50 Lolita?
00:41:54 Lolita!
00:41:56 What?
00:41:58 Come down here.
00:42:04 What do you want?
00:42:06 Firstly...
00:42:09 ...when I call you I want you
00:42:11 ...and not make me holler for you
00:42:14 Yes, ma'am.
00:42:16 Secondly, I want you to go
00:42:19 I'm going to the Farlows
00:42:22 But I'm supposed to meet Mona
00:42:24 And lastly, I forbid you
00:42:28 He is a writer and he is not
00:42:31 Sieg heil.
00:42:37 I have a glorious surprise for us.
00:42:41 One of your dramatic sweets?
00:42:44 Guess again.
00:42:49 The Farlows have been arrested.
00:42:51 Really, Hum. Thank you, Louise.
00:42:55 I'm no good at guessing.
00:42:58 Mona Farlow is leaving
00:43:02 Lolita is going with her.
00:43:04 You were absolutely right
00:43:07 ...that I was getting too liberal
00:43:10 What's more, Mona disappeared
00:43:13 ...and she did not come home till 4:00 a.m.
00:43:16 So Jean and I decided
00:43:19 ...would be the best thing
00:43:27 Do you think that the camp is the answer?
00:43:29 Frankly, Hum, I do. It's all arranged.
00:43:32 The Farlows and I phoned
00:43:37 ...and I did all the shopping this...
00:43:39 Is something the matter with your face?
00:43:41 Toothache.
00:43:42 You poor man.
00:43:44 If it still pains you tomorrow,
00:43:49 How far away is this camp?
00:43:51 Two hundred miles.
00:43:57 Ain't I clever?
00:44:00 Shall we take our coffee out to the piazza...
00:44:04 ...or do you want to go upstairs
00:44:13 Nurse the tooth.
00:44:51 I'll be right back.
00:45:03 I guess I won't be seeing you again.
00:45:07 I shall be moving on.
00:45:09 I must prepare for my work
00:45:13 Then I guess this is goodbye.
00:45:18 Yes.
00:45:20 Don't forget me.
00:46:27 Are you upstairs, Mr. Humbert?
00:46:31 Mr. Humbert!
00:46:41 Mrs. Haze asked me to give you this.
00:46:44 Thank you very much.
00:46:59 "This is a confession.
00:47:02 "I love you.
00:47:05 "Last Sunday in church, my dear one,
00:47:09 "...what to do about it,
00:47:14 "You see, there is no alternative.
00:47:17 "I have loved you from the minute
00:47:20 "I am a passionate and lonely woman...
00:47:25 "...and you are the love of my life.
00:47:27 "Now you know.
00:47:30 "So you will please, at once,
00:47:33 "This is a landlady's order.
00:47:37 "I am kicking you out.
00:47:42 "I shall be back by dinnertime.
00:47:46 "You see, cherie...
00:47:49 "...if you decided to stay,
00:47:52 "...which I know I won't...
00:47:54 "...and that's why I'm able
00:47:59 "...the fact of your remaining
00:48:07 "...that you want me as much as I do you...
00:48:11 "...as a lifelong mate...
00:48:15 "...and you are ready to link up your life
00:48:20 "...and be a father to my little girl.
00:48:23 "Goodbye, dear one.
00:48:25 "Pray for me...
00:48:28 "...if you ever pray."
00:49:01 Hum?
00:49:12 Hum, baby.
00:49:15 The wedding was a quiet affair...
00:49:19 ...and when called upon to enjoy
00:49:22 ...did I experience only bitterness
00:49:26 No, Mr. Humbert confesses
00:49:32 ...to some faint tenderness,
00:49:36 ...daintily running along the steel
00:49:40 Dear, the door's locked.
00:49:47 Sweetheart, I don't want
00:49:50 It makes me feel insecure.
00:49:54 Can't this wait till I come out of here?
00:50:01 I suppose...
00:50:08 Hum, what do you do in there so long?
00:50:11 I want to talk to you.
00:50:15 I haven't been here long.
00:50:21 Were there a lot of women
00:50:24 I've told you about them already.
00:50:28 Well, you didn't tell me...
00:50:31 ...about all of them.
00:50:34 Charlotte, if it would make you
00:50:37 ...I will sit right down and make out
00:50:40 ...of every woman I have ever known.
00:50:42 Would that satisfy you?
00:50:45 I'm lonesome.
00:50:52 I think it's healthy for me to be jealous.
00:50:56 It means that I love you.
00:51:02 You know how happy I can make you.
00:51:11 But...
00:51:13 ...Charlotte, I haven't even had
00:51:21 You want me to make you some?
00:51:23 Please do that, like a good little wife.
00:51:29 All right.
00:51:50 Darling...
00:51:53 I don't care about any other woman.
00:51:56 I know that our love is sacred,
00:52:00 Yes, "sacred," that's right, that's what it is.
00:52:05 Hum, baby, you know,
00:52:09 You do arouse the pagan in me.
00:52:13 Hum, you just touch me
00:52:17 It scares me.
00:52:18 Yes, I know the feeling.
00:52:23 Do you believe in God?
00:52:29 The question is: Does God believe in me?
00:52:36 I wouldn't care if your maternal
00:52:42 But if I ever found out...
00:52:45 ...that you didn't believe in God...
00:52:49 ...I think I would commit suicide.
00:52:53 A gun!
00:52:55 It belonged to Mr. Haze.
00:52:57 You should be careful with those things.
00:52:59 It's not loaded.
00:53:01 That's what they all say,
00:53:04 This is a sacred weapon.
00:53:07 It's a tragic treasure.
00:53:10 Mr. Haze purchased it
00:53:14 He wanted to spare me
00:53:17 Happily or unhappily,
00:53:22 Will you put it down, please?
00:53:25 Thank you.
00:53:27 That's better now, isn't it?
00:53:38 Oh, you man!
00:53:42 Darling...
00:53:45 ...you know...
00:53:47 ...I have a most ambitious fantasy.
00:53:50 What's yours?
00:53:54 I would love to get hold of
00:54:00 ...you know, like the German girls
00:54:05 ...and have her come and live in the house.
00:54:08 No room.
00:54:10 We could put her in Lo's room.
00:54:12 I've been meaning to make a guest room
00:54:16 And where, pray...
00:54:19 ...will you put your daughter...
00:54:21 ...when you get your guest or your maid?
00:54:24 You know, I've decided
00:54:28 ...to a good boarding school...
00:54:30 ...with strict religious training...
00:54:33 ...and then on to college.
00:54:37 Darling, it's going to be you
00:54:41 ...forever now.
00:54:53 Darling, you've gone away.
00:54:56 Just a minute, darling,
00:55:12 It doesn't matter.
00:55:18 C'est la vie.
00:55:25 Am I on that train?
00:55:28 Yes.
00:55:31 I should hope so.
00:55:37 Let's let it ring.
00:55:47 Hello?
00:55:50 Yes, this is Mrs. Charlotte Humbert.
00:55:55 I'll accept the charges. It's Lolita.
00:56:00 Hello?
00:56:02 Hello, dear.
00:56:04 We're fine.
00:56:09 Yes.
00:56:12 We spent the honeymoon
00:56:15 Well, with a few other young marrieds.
00:56:18 Is anything wrong?
00:56:21 You lost your new sweater?
00:56:26 In the woods?
00:56:31 Yes, he's here.
00:56:34 What do you want to thank him for?
00:56:37 Candy!
00:56:40 Just a minute.
00:56:41 Hum, I really wish that you would not
00:56:50 I'm talking to you!
00:56:55 Even in the most harmonious households
00:56:59 ...not all the decisions are taken
00:57:02 ...especially when the male partner
00:57:06 ...beyond the line of duty.
00:57:08 When you wanted me to spend
00:57:12 ...I was glad to become
00:57:14 ...instead of remaining the scholar.
00:57:17 Even then I scoot along after you like
00:57:21 Yes, I'm happy. I'm delighted
00:57:25 ...every game has its rules.
00:57:37 Lolita?
00:58:40 No man can bring about
00:58:44 Chance, however, can do it.
00:58:50 Just minutes ago she had said
00:58:53 What if I had playfully pulled
00:58:59 "She said it wasn't loaded.
00:59:03 "She was having her morning tub.
00:59:05 "We had just finished talking
00:59:10 "I decided to play a practical joke
00:59:14 "We were newlyweds and still did things
00:59:19 "As soon as it happened I called
00:59:25 Simple, isn't it?
00:59:28 The perfect murder!
01:00:15 She splashed in the tub,
01:00:20 ...and all the logic of passion
01:00:25 "Now is the time."
01:00:28 But, what do you know, folks...
01:00:31 ...I just couldn't make myself do it.
01:00:35 The scream grew more and more remote...
01:00:38 ...and I realized the melancholy fact
01:00:43 ...nor any other day or night...
01:00:46 ...could I make myself put her to death.
01:01:00 Charlotte?
01:01:17 Darling?
01:01:24 That's my diary. We don't read
01:01:29 Charlotte, that's my diary.
01:01:33 Please. No, no.
01:01:35 "The Haze woman..."
01:01:39 "...the cow..."
01:01:42 "...the obnoxious mama..."
01:01:44 "...the brainless baba..."
01:01:47 The stupid Haze is no longer your dupe.
01:01:50 Give me that, please.
01:01:51 You leave that alone
01:01:54 Let's discuss this.
01:01:57 ...like civilized people.
01:01:59 You're a disgusting, despicable,
01:02:04 Don't do that.
01:02:06 - Can we discuss...
01:02:09 - Get out of my way!
01:02:11 Go on, get out of my way.
01:02:15 I'm leaving here today.
01:02:18 You can have all of it.
01:02:20 But you are never going to see
01:02:24 Charlotte, please, listen to me.
01:02:27 Charlotte, come here, please.
01:02:30 Charlotte, open the door!
01:02:32 I want to speak to you.
01:02:34 It's very easy to explain.
01:02:36 You have hallucinations.
01:02:41 I'll get you a drink. That's what you want,
01:02:47 Harold, look what happened.
01:02:51 I was disloyal to you.
01:02:54 I couldn't help it, though.
01:02:56 Seven years is a very long time.
01:03:01 Why did you go and die on me?
01:03:06 I didn't know anything about life,
01:03:10 If you hadn't died,
01:03:17 Darling, forgive me.
01:03:20 Forgive me.
01:03:31 You were the soul of integrity.
01:03:36 How did we produce such a little beast?
01:03:42 I promise, I promise...
01:03:46 I promise you that
01:03:52 Next time it's going to be somebody
01:03:56 Harold.
01:04:08 Those notes you found were fragments
01:04:17 Your name, and Lolita's,
01:04:22 ...just because they were handy.
01:04:30 That's the way novelists work.
01:04:32 They think of the names of their friends...
01:04:35 ...and the people who enter
01:04:40 ...like the Farlows...
01:04:43 ...and they think up funny situations.
01:04:48 I'm making a martini for you.
01:05:01 Charlotte!
01:05:03 I'll take it!
01:05:07 Yes?
01:05:08 Yes, this is he.
01:05:11 Yes.
01:05:14 What?
01:05:17 But my wife is upstairs in her bedroom.
01:05:20 Is this a gag? Is this one of the fellows
01:05:24 Just hold on, please.
01:05:26 Charlotte!
01:05:28 There's a man on the line
01:05:31 Now, listen, please, my friend.
01:05:34 Just hold on one moment.
01:06:00 The ambulance is here.
01:06:03 Now, you take it easy, okay?
01:06:05 All right?
01:06:07 Mr. Humbert, she just ran
01:06:10 I swerved around, you see,
01:06:14 ...she just ran right in front of me.
01:06:16 My dad's in a state of shock,
01:06:19 ...but I just wanted you to know
01:06:22 Are you the lady's husband?
01:06:25 Yes.
01:06:27 I'm afraid she's dead.
01:06:45 Humbert?
01:06:50 It's Jean and John.
01:06:59 Humbert, where are you?
01:07:06 It's all right. Come in, both of you.
01:07:09 - Jean, I'm perfectly decent.
01:07:12 Look, there's a stool.
01:07:17 You poor man.
01:07:18 Just have to hang on.
01:07:23 She was a wonderful person.
01:07:27 She was always so gay, wasn't she, John?
01:07:30 Just remember, I mean,
01:07:33 That's very, very true.
01:07:37 It's just wonderful to have friends
01:07:42 I'm so, so sorry.
01:07:45 Now, see here, old man...
01:07:50 ...you mustn't think of doing anything rash.
01:07:53 Why, of course not.
01:07:55 You have everything to live for, hasn't he?
01:07:58 Perhaps you'd better tell him
01:08:02 Humbert, Charlotte didn't want
01:08:07 ...she hadn't long to live, anyhow.
01:08:08 She only had one kidney.
01:08:10 - Born that way.
01:08:12 And the one kidney she had
01:08:16 She had...
01:08:17 - Nephritis.
01:08:23 I'll get it.
01:08:26 Try to think of your poor little Lolita
01:08:30 You must live for her sake.
01:08:35 - Excuse me.
01:08:38 I'm Frederick Beale Senior.
01:08:41 Do, please.
01:08:42 My son was driving the car.
01:08:44 When that thing happened.
01:08:45 Yes.
01:08:47 My two youngest, Jack and Mary,
01:08:51 He's had a terrible shock.
01:08:52 Yes, of course he has.
01:08:55 You know, this isn't easy
01:08:58 ...technically it was the pedestrian's fault
01:09:02 Technically, you're absolutely right.
01:09:04 You see, it was raining
01:09:07 You don't have to explain to me
01:09:13 I must say you're wonderfully sympathetic.
01:09:16 In fact, you've been so generous
01:09:19 ...I was about to suggest that
01:09:22 ...the funeral expenses.
01:09:24 That's awfully nice of you.
01:09:27 Thank you very much.
01:09:30 Well, that's the least I can do.
01:09:33 It's my pleasure.
01:09:35 Well, I won't keep you any longer.
01:09:38 We'll have to get together very soon
01:09:41 Yes, let's do that... yes.
01:10:29 Do you work here?
01:10:31 Yeah, sort of.
01:10:33 - I didn't think you were a camper.
01:10:37 This is a girls' camp exclusively, isn't it?
01:10:40 Yeah, yeah.
01:10:41 I'm Charlie, Mrs. Sedgwick's son.
01:10:45 You visit the place, I suppose,
01:10:47 No, I live here.
01:10:50 Are you the only boy living in the camp?
01:10:54 The only one.
01:10:58 Do you know a girl called Lolita?
01:11:01 Dolores Haze?
01:11:02 Yeah, yeah, I know her.
01:11:04 Well?
01:11:05 Well, I see her around once in a while.
01:11:08 What are those sheets doing here?
01:11:12 She's almost packed, Dr. Humbert.
01:11:15 - Thank you.
01:11:18 Okay, what's the big mystery bit?
01:11:22 There's no mystery.
01:11:23 It's just that I didn't want to talk
01:11:28 It's your mother.
01:11:31 Really? She giving me time off
01:11:35 No, she hasn't been feeling very well.
01:11:39 What's the matter with her?
01:11:41 She's sick.
01:11:43 - Really, what is it?
01:11:45 ...quite what the trouble is.
01:11:47 She's been moved to a hospital
01:11:51 A hospital! Well, is that where
01:11:55 Yes, eventually...
01:11:57 ...and then, you and I will have
01:12:00 ...until your mother gets well.
01:12:02 After that, I thought we might go
01:12:05 Does that appeal to you?
01:12:09 What's the routine,
01:12:11 No, dear. We shall be in Briceland
01:12:15 ...we shall find some comfortable hotel
01:12:19 ...and then tomorrow morning
01:12:26 Did you have a marvelous summer?
01:12:30 Yeah, I guess so.
01:12:32 Were you sorry to leave?
01:12:34 Not exactly.
01:12:47 You know, I've missed you terribly.
01:12:50 I haven't missed you. In fact,
01:12:55 But it doesn't matter a bit,
01:12:59 What makes you say
01:13:03 You haven't even kissed me yet, have you?
01:13:18 Hello, Mr. Swine.
01:13:20 Hello, Mr. Quilty. Good evening, ma'am.
01:13:24 Yeah, great. I'm having a swell vacation.
01:13:26 Good.
01:13:27 Mr. Swine, would you mind
01:13:31 Sure, go ahead.
01:13:33 What is a guy like you
01:13:36 What do you mean?
01:13:38 Well, you just don't seem to be the type.
01:13:42 Well, as a matter of fact, I was an actor.
01:13:45 I knew it. Didn't I say to you?
01:13:47 When I first saw you, you had...
01:13:49 ...a sort of aura that all actors
01:13:51 Well, since you're a playwright,
01:13:56 Yeah, maybe I could use you sometime.
01:14:00 Mr. Swine...
01:14:01 ...what does an actor-manager...
01:14:04 ...do with his spare time
01:14:07 Well, I don't have much spare time, but...
01:14:09 ...I swim, play tennis, lift weights.
01:14:13 Gets rid of the excess energy.
01:14:16 What do you do with your excess energy?
01:14:19 Well, we do a lot of things
01:14:22 One of the things we do a lot of is judo.
01:14:25 - Did you ever hear about that?
01:14:27 Yes, I've heard about it.
01:14:29 You do judo with the lady?
01:14:31 Yes, she's a yellow belt, I'm a green belt,
01:14:36 What happens is she throws me
01:14:38 She throws you?
01:14:40 What she does, she gets me in a sort
01:14:44 She sweeps my ankles from under me.
01:14:46 - I go down with one hell of a bang.
01:14:48 I lay there in pain but I love it.
01:14:51 I lay hovering between consciousness
01:15:00 Wow!
01:15:02 This looks swank.
01:15:08 - See you later.
01:15:11 Good evening.
01:15:12 Good evening, sir. Can I help you?
01:15:14 Yes, I'd like a room with a bath,
01:15:18 Did you have a reservation, Mr?
01:15:20 Humbert is the name.
01:15:22 Well, I'm afraid it'll be impossible
01:15:25 This convention's got us tied up in knots.
01:15:28 Is it just you and the girl?
01:15:29 Yes. I would like you to accommodate us
01:15:33 Mr. Potts!
01:15:34 Yes, Mr. Swine?
01:15:36 What about Captain Love? Has he called?
01:15:38 He's cancelled his reservation.
01:15:40 Well, I could give you 242.
01:15:44 ...but it's only got one bed.
01:15:47 Well, perhaps you could find a folding bed
01:15:51 Potts, do we have any cots?
01:15:52 No, the troopers have snapped them all up.
01:15:55 I'm sure you'll find one room satisfactory.
01:15:59 One night we had three ladies
01:16:01 I'm sure we'll manage.
01:16:02 Even if my wife joins me later,
01:16:06 - Good. Would you mind registering?
01:16:12 By the way, what sort of a convention
01:16:15 We are very proud to have the overflow
01:16:37 Perhaps if you just left them on the floor
01:16:48 Well, you can just leave them.
01:16:50 Yes, that's fine.
01:16:53 Thank you very much.
01:16:56 Thank you, sir.
01:17:04 Well?
01:17:06 Is this it?
01:17:09 You mean?
01:17:11 Yeah.
01:17:14 Yes.
01:17:17 You see, I'm quite sure that they'll manage
01:17:22 I asked them downstairs in the lobby
01:17:25 A cot?
01:17:26 Yes.
01:17:28 You're crazy.
01:17:30 Why, my darling?
01:17:32 Because, my darling,
01:17:35 ...she's going to divorce you
01:17:41 Yes. Now, look, Lo...
01:17:45 I have a great feeling of...
01:17:47 ...tenderness for you.
01:17:49 While your mother is ill,
01:17:53 We're not rich, and while we travel
01:17:57 We shall be thrown a good deal together...
01:18:00 ...and two people sharing one room
01:18:05 ...how shall I say, a kind of...
01:18:10 Aren't you going to go down
01:18:31 Has there been a message for me
01:18:33 I'm sorry, sir, nothing yet,
01:18:37 Thank you.
01:19:17 Hello.
01:19:20 You're addressing me!
01:19:22 I thought perhaps there was someone
01:19:24 No, I'm not really with someone.
01:19:26 I didn't mean that as an insult.
01:19:27 What I meant was that
01:19:32 ...when I'm with them, I'm with someone,
01:19:35 I mean, I'm not with a lot of people,
01:19:37 I wouldn't like to disturb you.
01:19:42 You don't really have to go at all.
01:19:46 I get the impression that you want to leave
01:19:49 ...because you think I think it looks
01:19:54 You don't have to think that because
01:19:58 A lot of people think I'm suspicious,
01:20:02 One of our boys picked me up once.
01:20:04 He thought that I was too suspicious
01:20:07 Tell me, I couldn't help noticing
01:20:11 It's part of my job,
01:20:13 ...and I noticed your face.
01:20:15 I said to myself when I saw you...
01:20:17 ...there's a guy with the most
01:20:20 That's very nice of you.
01:20:22 Not a bit. It's great to see a normal face,
01:20:25 Be great for two normal guys...
01:20:27 ...to get together and talk about
01:20:30 There's nothing I would like better
01:20:34 It's a pity, because, may I say
01:20:37 I've been thinking about it a lot.
01:20:39 I noticed when you was checking in
01:20:42 She was really lovely.
01:20:43 She wasn't so little, come to think of it.
01:20:47 Taller than little, you know,
01:20:50 I wish I had a pretty, tall,
01:20:53 That was my daughter.
01:20:55 Your daughter?
01:20:57 ...pretty, little daughter like that?
01:21:00 I don't have any children or boys
01:21:03 I'm not even... Are you married?
01:21:05 Yes, I'm expecting my wife,
01:21:08 May I say something?
01:21:11 I was thinking that you want to get away
01:21:14 I don't blame you. If I was married
01:21:18 Yes. No, that was not it at all.
01:21:21 As a matter of fact, it's possible
01:21:25 ...when I left home she was not well.
01:21:27 What was the matter with your wife?
01:21:29 It's not important... She had an accident.
01:21:31 She had an accident! That's terrible!
01:21:36 ...an accident like that!
01:21:38 She was hit by a car.
01:21:40 No wonder she's not here.
01:21:44 What's happening?
01:21:47 Well, that was the understanding.
01:21:49 What, in an ambulance?
01:21:53 I get sort of carried away,
01:21:55 When you were at the desk
01:21:59 ...Mr. George Swine, who I happen
01:22:02 ...I was wondering if he fixed you up
01:22:05 Yes, they were extremely cooperative.
01:22:07 You sure? Because I could easily
01:22:10 He's a really normal, nice sort of guy...
01:22:13 ...and I've only got to have
01:22:15 ...and you'd be surprised
01:22:18 He'd probably turn some troopers out,
01:22:21 ...a bridal suite, for you
01:22:23 I don't want you to take any trouble
01:22:26 We're perfectly comfortable.
01:22:28 It's his job to fix you up
01:22:30 He gets paid for doing that and...
01:22:32 ...when he sees a guy like you, all normal...
01:22:35 ...with a lovely girl,
01:22:37 "I got to give that guy a lovely sort
01:22:41 I don't like to hear things like that,
01:22:45 ...for not giving you a lovely, comfortable,
01:22:49 You know what I mean?
01:22:51 What has he got you on
01:22:53 Well, the little girl is probably asleep
01:22:58 ...I don't know why we're discussing...
01:23:02 ...at the accommodation that you have,
01:23:05 ...then I can have a word with
01:23:08 No, you really shouldn't worry
01:23:11 Which reminds me,
01:23:13 You're going because you think that...
01:23:15 ...me being a policeman,
01:23:19 I don't think that at all.
01:23:22 - You don't have to go because of that.
01:23:26 Before you go, I was wondering whether
01:23:29 ...me being lonely and normal...
01:23:33 - We can have breakfast.
01:23:35 I can arrange it with George Swine.
01:23:38 Well, thank you so much. Goodnight.
01:23:41 You have a most interesting face.
01:23:47 Excuse me.
01:23:49 Hush, hush, she's asleep.
01:23:52 Good evening. I brought the cot, sir.
01:23:54 Yes. I see you did.
01:23:56 We don't need it now, so take it away.
01:23:58 - You don't need the cot?
01:24:00 - I won't make any noise.
01:24:03 Two of the troopers agreed to double up.
01:24:07 Well, in that case, all right... bring it in.
01:24:09 But no noise, please. Quietly.
01:25:56 We did it, sir.
01:26:15 Thank you, sir.
01:27:15 Hello.
01:27:20 The cot came.
01:27:23 Yes.
01:27:26 Well...
01:27:28 ...goodnight.
01:28:41 Wake up, Humbert, the hotel's on fire!
01:28:45 The hotel's on fire, quick!
01:28:46 What? The hotel's on fire?
01:28:48 Get out of bed real quick!
01:28:50 Quick, it's burning right down
01:28:55 Why did you have to wake me?
01:29:01 Very funny.
01:29:02 By the way, what happened to your bed?
01:29:06 Well, the bed collapsed.
01:29:16 What time is it?
01:29:19 It's breakfast time.
01:29:23 You know, my tan is much darker
01:29:25 That's not strictly true.
01:29:28 You're a very fair-skinned lady.
01:29:34 Look at that. That's very interesting.
01:29:36 Yeah.
01:29:37 What else can you do?
01:29:38 Well, this little thumb can go
01:29:43 Yes, I can see. You're very talented.
01:29:47 Boy, you need a shave!
01:29:49 Of course I need a shave because
01:29:52 ...and I'm a man who needs...
01:29:55 ...two shaves a day.
01:29:58 Do you always have to shave twice a day?
01:30:00 Yes, of course.
01:30:02 All the best people shave twice a day.
01:30:11 What shall we do now?
01:30:14 You ring down and order breakfast.
01:30:17 No, I don't want to do that.
01:30:19 Well, what do you want to do?
01:30:24 Why don't we play a game?
01:30:26 A game? Come on.
01:30:29 No, you get on to room service at once.
01:30:31 No, really.
01:30:32 I learned some real good games in camp.
01:30:37 One in "particularly" was fun.
01:30:40 Well, why don't you describe this one
01:30:45 Well, I played it with Charlie.
01:30:49 Charlie? Who's he?
01:30:52 Charlie?
01:30:54 He's that guy that you met in the office.
01:30:57 You mean that boy?
01:30:59 You and he?
01:31:01 Yeah.
01:31:05 Are you sure you can't guess what game
01:31:11 I'm not a very good guesser.
01:31:24 I don't know what game you played.
01:31:33 You mean, you never played that game
01:31:37 No.
01:31:40 All righty then.
01:32:07 Have you ever kissed the Blarney Stone?
01:32:10 No, that's something I never did.
01:32:12 Boy, I sure wish I could.
01:32:14 Perhaps sometime we can organize a trip.
01:32:22 Hey, let's tell Mother.
01:32:25 Tell Mother what?
01:32:26 You know what.
01:32:29 No, I don't think that would be very funny.
01:32:32 I wonder what she'd do.
01:32:36 If you don't stop eating those chips
01:32:44 Did you see that? A squashed cat.
01:32:47 Boy, that's terrible.
01:32:49 I hate things like that.
01:32:56 You know what I'd like for lunch?
01:32:58 No, tell me.
01:32:59 A big plate of French fries and a malt.
01:33:13 How long until we get to Lepingsville?
01:33:16 Well, I'm beginning to think that
01:33:20 We got off to rather a slow start,
01:33:24 Can we go to a movie tonight?
01:33:25 If that's what you'd like.
01:33:28 I would.
01:33:30 Have you ever seen any of those,
01:33:36 Yes, frequently.
01:33:38 I don't like 'em.
01:33:45 Will you stop at the next gas station?
01:33:48 All right.
01:33:52 You're feeling all right, aren't you?
01:33:54 I feel fine.
01:33:57 What's the number?
01:34:04 Don't you know the number?
01:34:08 I think it will be just as well if you wait
01:34:13 Why? What difference does it make?
01:34:16 I just don't think it'd be a very good idea.
01:34:19 Why can't I call my mother if I want to?
01:34:22 Because you can't.
01:34:24 Why?
01:34:29 Because...
01:34:33 ...your mother is dead.
01:34:40 Come on now, cut it out!
01:34:44 Your mother is dead.
01:35:58 Try to stop crying.
01:36:02 - Everything's going to be all right.
01:36:11 I'm sure that we're going to be very happy,
01:36:16 But everything has changed
01:36:18 Everything was so, I don't know, normal.
01:36:24 Lolita, please, please don't cry.
01:36:28 We'll do things. We'll go places.
01:36:31 But there's no place to go back to.
01:36:35 We'll find a new home.
01:36:37 Where?
01:36:40 Beardsley!
01:36:42 My lectureship starts in September.
01:36:44 It's in Ohio. You'll like it there.
01:36:47 I'll hate it. I know I will.
01:36:49 No, you won't. It's a wonderful place.
01:36:53 But what about all my things
01:36:56 And the house?
01:36:58 I'll take care of all those things.
01:37:00 What things do you want specially?
01:37:03 My record player and my records.
01:37:07 We'll send for them and,
01:37:12 ...to take the place of the old ones.
01:37:14 I'll buy you the best hi-fi set
01:37:20 There, there.
01:37:22 We can't stay in Beardsley forever.
01:37:26 Where's that handkerchief?
01:37:34 Promise me something?
01:37:36 Yes, anything.
01:37:41 Promise you'll never leave me.
01:37:45 ...in one of those horrible places
01:37:48 Whatever makes you think that,
01:37:51 I know it would...
01:37:53 ...and anyway, I'd rather be with you.
01:37:55 You're a lot better
01:37:59 You will promise, won't you?
01:38:02 Yes, I promise.
01:38:04 Cross your heart and hope to die?
01:38:08 Cross my heart and hope to die.
01:38:15 Cross my heart and hope to die.
01:38:22 Cross my heart and hope to die.
01:38:30 You must now forget Ramsdale
01:38:35 ...and poor Humbert, and accompany us
01:38:38 ...where my lectureship in French poetry
01:38:43 Six months have passed and Lolita
01:38:46 ...where I hope that
01:38:48 ...to read other things than comic books
01:39:06 Why were you so late coming home
01:39:10 Yesterday? Yesterday?
01:39:13 Yesterday was Thursday.
01:39:15 Oh, well. Was I late?
01:39:17 Yes, you were.
01:39:19 You finished school at 3:00.
01:39:24 That's right, that's right. Michele and I...
01:39:27 ...stayed to watch football practice.
01:39:29 In the Frigid Queen?
01:39:31 What do you mean, in the Frigid Queen?
01:39:33 I was driving around and I thought
01:39:39 Yeah, well, we stopped there
01:39:42 What difference does it make?
01:39:44 You were sitting at a table with two boys.
01:39:49 Roy and Rex just happened
01:39:51 Roy and Rex?
01:39:53 The co-captains of the football team.
01:39:55 I thought we understood: No dates.
01:39:58 What do you mean, no dates?
01:40:01 I don't want you around them.
01:40:05 You're a fine one to talk
01:40:08 Don't avoid the issue. I told you no dates!
01:40:12 It wasn't a date.
01:40:14 It was a date!
01:40:15 - It wasn't a date.
01:40:17 - It was not a date.
01:40:20 It wasn't a date.
01:40:21 Whatever you had yesterday,
01:40:25 While we're on the subject...
01:40:26 ...how did you come to be so late
01:40:29 Saturday I went to my piano lesson.
01:40:31 Your piano lesson?
01:40:34 No, it's changed to Saturday, remember?
01:40:36 Between 2:00 and 4:00, Miss Starch, piano.
01:40:39 Ask Michele. She was with me.
01:40:41 "Ask Michele," that's what you always say.
01:40:43 Well, now for a change, I'm going
01:40:48 You can't have her.
01:40:51 I will ignore that idiotic joke.
01:40:54 Why does she give me searching looks
01:40:58 How should I know?
01:41:00 Have you told her anything about us?
01:41:02 No, have you?
01:41:04 - You've told her nothing?
01:41:07 You spend too much time with that girl.
01:41:12 Come on, she's the only friend I've got
01:41:17 You never let me have any fun.
01:41:19 No fun? You have all the fun in the world!
01:41:24 Whenever you want something
01:41:27 I take you to concerts,
01:41:30 I do all the housework!
01:41:31 Who does the tidying up? I do.
01:41:34 Who does the cooking? I do.
01:41:36 You and I, we have lots of fun,
01:41:43 Come here.
01:42:00 Still love me?
01:42:04 Completely. You know that.
01:42:07 You know what I want more
01:42:10 No. What do you want?
01:42:13 I want you to be proud of me.
01:42:16 But I am proud of you, Lolita.
01:42:19 No, I mean really proud of me.
01:42:21 They want me for the lead
01:42:24 Isn't that fantastic?
01:42:26 I have to have a letter from you,
01:42:29 Who wants you?
01:42:30 Well, Edusa Gold, the drama teacher,
01:42:35 And who might they be?
01:42:36 The authors. They're here
01:42:39 But you've never acted before.
01:42:41 They say I have a unique and rare talent.
01:42:43 And how do they know that?
01:42:44 We had readings and I was chosen
01:42:47 That's the first I've heard about it.
01:42:50 I know, I wanted to surprise you.
01:42:52 And I suppose that Roy has a part
01:42:55 Roy? What's he got to do with this?
01:42:57 Roy and Rex, naturally,
01:43:01 How do I know?
01:43:03 Besides, they're football players,
01:43:05 And you suddenly, overnight are
01:43:10 - Out of the question!
01:43:13 What atmosphere? It's a school play!
01:43:14 I've told you, I don't want you mixing
01:43:17 It's just another excuse to make dates
01:43:22 - You don't love me.
01:43:25 - You don't love me.
01:43:27 You're driving me crazy.
01:43:30 You just want to keep me locked up
01:43:33 Now, dear, go and wash your face.
01:43:37 Someday you'll regret this.
01:43:39 - I'll go downstairs and start the roast.
01:43:43 And don't smudge your toenails.
01:44:04 Lo?
01:44:12 Good evening, Dr. Humbert.
01:44:19 Who are you?
01:44:21 I am Dr. Zemph.
01:44:24 Dr. Humbert, I am pleased to meet you.
01:44:26 I am the Beardsley High School
01:44:29 Have you been here?
01:44:33 Your little daughter opened
01:44:35 ...on the way to her piano lesson...
01:44:37 ...and she said I was to wait in here
01:44:41 So here I am.
01:44:42 Sit down. Make yourself at home.
01:44:44 I sat in the dark so as to save you
01:44:48 That was very considerate of you.
01:44:50 A great pleasure.
01:44:55 What can I do for you, Dr. Zemph?
01:44:58 Dr. Humbert, would you mind
01:45:04 No, by all means do so.
01:45:06 We are wondering, has anybody
01:45:14 - The facts?
01:45:16 You see, Lolita is a sweet, little child...
01:45:18 ...but the onset of maturity seems
01:45:21 ...a certain amount of trouble.
01:45:24 I really don't think that this is a fit topic.
01:45:28 Well, Dr. Humbert, to you she is still
01:45:34 ...but to those boys over there
01:45:39 She is a lovely girl, you know...
01:45:42 ...with the swing, you know, and the jazz...
01:45:44 ...and she has got the curvatures
01:45:47 You and I, what are we?
01:45:49 We are symbols of power,
01:45:52 We are making the signatures,
01:45:55 ...and decisions all the time.
01:45:57 But if we cast our minds back...
01:45:59 Just think, what were we only yesterday?
01:46:02 Yesterday, Dr. Humbert...
01:46:04 ...you and I were little High School Jim...
01:46:07 ...and we were carrying
01:46:09 You remember those days?
01:46:12 In point of fact, Dr. Zemph,
01:46:18 I have not made my point quite clear.
01:46:25 I have some other details which
01:46:31 "She is defiant and rude.
01:46:35 She sighs, makes the sound of...
01:46:38 "Chews gum vehemently."
01:46:41 "Handles books gracefully."
01:46:43 That doesn't really matter.
01:46:45 "Giggles rather often and is excitable."
01:46:48 "A little dreamy. Concentration is poor."
01:46:51 She looks at the book for a while
01:46:54 "Has private jokes of her own."
01:46:56 Which no one understands
01:46:59 "She either has exceptional control
01:47:03 We cannot decide which.
01:47:05 Added to that, just yesterday,
01:47:09 ...she wrote a most obscene word
01:47:14 ...on the health pamphlet.
01:47:16 And so, in our opinion, she is suffering
01:47:22 ...of the natural instincts.
01:47:26 I fail to see the significance of all this...
01:47:29 ...as far as her record as a student
01:47:34 We Americans...
01:47:36 ...we are progressively modern.
01:47:39 We believe that it is equally important
01:47:44 ...for the mutually satisfactory mating
01:47:48 That is what we believe.
01:47:50 What do you suggest?
01:47:51 I am suggesting...
01:47:53 ...that Dr. Cudler, who is the district
01:47:58 ...should visit you in the home with
01:48:02 ...and once they are in the home
01:48:06 ...in the home situation,
01:48:14 The home situation?
01:48:16 So that they can get straight
01:48:20 But she's not being repressed, Dr. Zemph.
01:48:23 Do I take it then that
01:48:28 ...with Dr. Cudler and his men?
01:48:30 I am not refusing anything at all,
01:48:33 - No, I don't want to...
01:48:36 I absolutely refuse...
01:48:39 ...to have a quartet
01:48:43 ...nosing around my house.
01:48:46 Dr. Humbert...
01:48:49 ...l'm afraid that...
01:48:51 ...you may have no choice.
01:48:54 Cigarette?
01:48:55 No choice?
01:48:56 No choice.
01:48:59 Keep the pack.
01:49:01 Look, Dr. Humbert...
01:49:04 ...I don't wish to take this
01:49:07 ...if I can possibly help it. Understand?
01:49:11 So you must help me.
01:49:16 What can I do?
01:49:18 I don't know, but perhaps there is
01:49:22 ...something new altogether,
01:49:26 Would you like that?
01:49:27 Some new area of adjustment
01:49:32 ...perhaps by taking a larger share
01:49:37 I have never objected to her taking part
01:49:42 - School activities.
01:49:44 You see, we have questioned Lolita
01:49:47 ...but she says not a word,
01:49:50 So we are speaking with her friends,
01:49:54 ...which I wouldn't repeat to you here.
01:49:56 But there is one thing which has arisen
01:50:00 That you, Dr. Humbert,
01:50:05 ...nonparticipation in the school play.
01:50:12 Perhaps I was wrong in the attitude
01:50:16 That's very big of you to admit that.
01:50:19 ...why don't you also loosen up
01:50:23 ...the "dating" and the "dance"?
01:50:26 Do you think that those are
01:50:28 Dr. Humbert, I tell you what I do think.
01:50:30 I feel that you and I should do all
01:50:35 ...and his quartet of psychologists
01:50:38 ...in the home situation. That's what I feel.
01:50:41 Don't you agree with me?
01:50:52 I stand before you,
01:50:56 Tremble not, little nymph.
01:50:58 You see before you a weary goat.
01:51:02 The bewitcher is bewitched.
01:51:04 Look, Semiramis, look!
01:51:06 Yes, the goat removeth his horns.
01:51:08 Let us take him to the Dark Kingdom.
01:51:10 Yes.
01:51:11 To the Dark Kingdom, away, away!
01:51:25 Why, good evening, Dr. Humbert!
01:51:27 Miss Starch! Good evening!
01:51:28 - Did you enjoy the performance?
01:51:32 I wondered if the symbolism
01:51:35 I know what you mean,
01:51:39 They were, weren't they?
01:51:42 She was quite perfect.
01:51:45 Yes, I am. You know, her performance
01:51:49 She made me promise not to watch
01:51:52 They're so intense at that age.
01:51:53 She must have worked awfully hard.
01:51:55 No wonder you decided
01:51:58 After all, there are only...
01:52:00 I beg your pardon, did you say,
01:52:02 Yes.
01:52:04 - Do you play, Dr. Humbert?
01:52:06 Didn't she have a lesson with you
01:52:09 No.
01:52:10 Nor the preceding Saturday?
01:52:11 No. She called to say
01:52:14 Busy rehearsing?
01:52:15 As a matter of fact,
01:52:19 ...let me see, four weeks!
01:52:21 I hope I haven't spoken out of turn.
01:52:23 No, no, not at all.
01:52:27 By the way, Dr. Humbert,
01:52:31 ...who appreciate music,
01:52:33 ...if you'd like to come by
01:52:36 Yes, of course, certainly I will.
01:52:45 - Good evening, Dr. Humbert.
01:52:47 - Wasn't it wonderful?
01:52:50 There's a party for the cast and author.
01:52:52 - Everybody's invited.
01:52:55 - Our starlet's had enough excitement.
01:52:58 I wouldn't want you to miss
01:53:01 - I haven't missed any.
01:53:03 Say goodnight.
01:53:05 This isn't a regular party, it's a cast party.
01:53:07 Come on.
01:53:09 - This is the cast party...
01:53:15 Brewster...
01:53:17 ...go and get some Type "A" Kodachrome.
01:53:20 Okay.
01:53:30 - You're not going upstairs.
01:53:32 - We must have a talk.
01:53:34 - You're hurting my arm!
01:53:36 You let me go, you jerk! Let go of me!
01:53:39 Sit down! Now you're going to answer
01:53:41 You've got a big, fat nerve
01:53:44 - Stop that silly noise!
01:53:46 ...not letting me go to the party?
01:53:48 - Stop that shouting.
01:53:53 All right, now the doors are shut.
01:53:55 Let's hear how loud you can shout.
01:54:03 Now perhaps you will tell me.
01:54:06 What were you doing on Saturday
01:54:11 I went to my piano lesson.
01:54:12 - That's a lie.
01:54:14 I happen to know you haven't been
01:54:17 Yeah? Just ask Miss Starch.
01:54:19 I asked Miss Starch.
01:54:21 She told me. I saw her tonight.
01:54:25 Yeah.
01:54:26 Now tell me.
01:54:27 What have you been doing
01:54:33 - You really want to know?
01:54:37 All right. I'm going to tell you
01:54:41 I've been going to extra rehearsals.
01:54:43 That's the most fatuous lie
01:54:46 Don't say any more.
01:54:48 You've been with this leading man
01:54:51 ...this Roy, isn't that so?
01:54:55 You're sick.
01:54:56 Stop! Don't throw those silly,
01:54:59 Don't tell me any more.
01:55:01 You've been with this boy?
01:55:02 - Come on, tell me.
01:55:05 - You're imagining things.
01:55:23 Lolita.
01:55:34 Now, if you swear to me that this isn't true
01:55:38 I won't swear anything.
01:55:41 I will believe you.
01:55:43 No, you won't. You won't believe me.
01:55:45 I'll forget the whole thing.
01:55:48 No, you'll never believe me.
01:55:57 All right, I believe you.
01:56:00 It's partly my fault. I realize that.
01:56:01 It's something that's happened
01:56:05 These people poking their noses
01:56:07 ...and I never see you anymore,
01:56:12 Stop doing that!
01:56:22 But we could leave this place perhaps.
01:56:27 Yes, there's nothing to keep us here.
01:56:31 We haven't any obligations here.
01:56:34 We could just pack up our bags.
01:56:38 I could take you for a wonderful trip
01:56:43 You can't leave here.
01:56:45 Why not?
01:56:46 You've got to work. What about your job?
01:56:49 My job doesn't mean anything.
01:56:52 My book's going to be published soon.
01:56:56 I have to go to school.
01:56:59 What sort of an education
01:57:03 You got a much better education
01:57:07 Well, the play has two more performances
01:57:10 Don't start talking about the play.
01:57:14 That's what started this whole row.
01:57:17 Don't you want to get back
01:57:20 ...before we came to this horrible place?
01:57:22 Don't you want to come away with me?
01:57:25 No!
01:57:26 I hate you!
01:57:27 I hate you!
01:57:29 You want to stay with this filthy boy!
01:57:31 Yes!
01:57:33 - Why can't you leave me alone?
01:57:35 ...you horrid little psychopath!
01:57:38 I promise you one thing:
01:57:40 You're not going to see
01:57:42 - That's one thing that...
01:57:45 I'll do anything I want to,
01:57:48 ...with anyone I want...
01:57:50 ...and you can't stop me!
01:58:00 - Miss Le Bone.
01:58:03 What can I do for you?
01:58:05 This is a little awkward to say, but I'm...
01:58:08 I thought you ought to know, this noise,
01:58:12 Well, we were having a family row.
01:58:15 The child's voice is very shrill
01:58:17 Yes, of course, I understand perfectly,
01:58:21 I happen to have company and he's
01:58:25 Perhaps you can convey
01:58:27 We were quarrelling about piano lessons.
01:58:29 Hello, dear!
01:58:31 Hello, Miss Le Bone.
01:58:33 Goodnight!
01:58:36 - What a pretty getup!
01:58:39 Yes, of course, the school play.
01:58:43 Dr. Humbert, I do hope...
01:58:44 ...you don't think that I'm presuming
01:58:49 ...I should tell you
01:58:51 ...to get curious about you and your girl.
01:58:54 - I can't think why they should do that.
01:59:01 I must get back to my guest.
01:59:03 Would you care to join us?
01:59:05 That's very nice of you, thank you,
01:59:08 Oh, right.
01:59:10 Well, goodnight!
01:59:12 Goodnight.
01:59:32 Come on, we're going home.
01:59:33 - Wait.
01:59:35 I wasn't going to.
01:59:36 - Who were you talking to?
01:59:39 You were speaking to somebody just now
01:59:43 I got a wrong number.
01:59:46 Listen, I've decided something.
01:59:48 Yes?
01:59:50 I want to leave school.
01:59:52 You what?
01:59:53 I don't want you to be mad at me anymore.
01:59:55 Everything's going to be great
01:59:57 - You mean that?
02:00:01 ...I really do. I never want to go back.
02:00:04 That's good.
02:00:05 Let's leave tomorrow.
02:00:08 ...and we'll go wherever I want to,
02:00:11 Yes, my darling.
02:00:13 - Are you glad?
02:00:15 To hell with the play! See what I mean?
02:00:17 Yes, that's good!
02:00:19 Let's go home. I feel sort of romantic.
02:00:31 The brakes were relined,
02:00:34 ...the valves ground.
02:00:36 We had promised Beardsley School
02:00:39 ...as soon as my Hollywood engagement
02:00:44 Inventive Humbert was to be, I hinted,
02:00:49 ...dealing with existentialism,
02:01:47 I cannot tell you the exact day
02:01:51 ...that a strange car was following us.
02:01:55 Queer how I misinterpreted
02:02:20 Fill her up, please.
02:03:06 I'm cold, I'm going to get a sweater.
02:03:09 Watch it, please!
02:03:10 Do you have to drive so fast?
02:03:14 What's the big, fat hurry, anyway?
02:03:17 There's been a car following us
02:03:20 However, I haven't seen it recently.
02:03:24 Really?
02:03:25 I didn't want to scare you,
02:03:28 ...and yesterday it was parked
02:03:31 - I haven't seen any car. Are you sure?
02:03:34 I think you're imagining things.
02:03:36 What did that man ask you
02:03:38 What man?
02:03:39 There was a man in the service station.
02:03:43 I didn't see any man at the...
02:03:47 He wondered if I had a map.
02:03:50 Lo, now listen, please.
02:03:52 I don't know if you're lying to me,
02:03:55 ...and I don't really care any longer,
02:03:58 ...was in the car that's been following us.
02:04:01 - That's ridiculous.
02:04:03 - A cop?
02:04:04 If he is, the worst thing we can do
02:04:07 Let's just ignore him, and slow down.
02:04:09 Would you kindly tell me, please...
02:04:12 ...what you said to him exactly
02:04:15 I told you.
02:04:16 Did he ask you where we were going?
02:04:19 All he asked was if I had a map.
02:04:22 I'd have thought that he'd ask
02:04:25 I would have thought he would, too.
02:04:28 Well, anyhow, I think we've lost him.
02:04:34 I told you not to drive so fast!
02:04:36 Leave me alone!
02:04:37 - Don't talk to me that way.
02:04:42 Hey, look, all the nines changed
02:04:46 There it is.
02:04:47 What?
02:04:48 The car. Don't you recognize it now?
02:04:50 No.
02:04:51 Don't look now.
02:04:53 I don't want him to think
02:04:58 - What's he stopping for?
02:05:01 He can't help us,
02:05:05 It can't be the police because if they were,
02:05:10 - But the police...
02:05:13 Maybe it's a special kind of police
02:05:19 Yeah, like the vice squad! Scaddy, wow!
02:05:22 Be quiet! Stop talking!
02:05:25 What are we going to do?
02:05:27 Am I being quiet enough?
02:05:29 Don't try to be clever, please.
02:05:33 - Really?
02:05:38 What are we going to do now?
02:05:40 I'm going to get out of this car...
02:05:42 ...walk down the road
02:05:45 I'll say, "What are you doing?"
02:05:47 - I wouldn't do that.
02:05:49 Well, it might be dangerous.
02:05:56 My arm is killing me.
02:05:59 I don't seem to be able to breathe properly.
02:06:03 It's probably just gas pains.
02:06:07 Yes, it must be that.
02:06:09 Maybe you ought to see a doctor
02:06:13 No, I'll be all right.
02:06:17 It's probably just something I ate.
02:06:22 Wait a minute.
02:06:24 I once read in a Reader's Digest
02:06:28 Shut up, will you?
02:06:29 Shut up yourself!
02:06:31 I'm tired of hearing
02:06:34 If you want to know something,
02:06:43 He's moving.
02:06:45 Big deal!
02:06:48 He's turning around.
02:06:55 He's going away.
02:07:02 Are you feeling cold?
02:07:04 Yeah.
02:07:06 I feel all achy.
02:07:09 I bet I'm getting the Asiatic flu.
02:07:12 Here, let me feel your head.
02:07:20 We make a fine pair, don't we?
02:07:23 You just relax and stretch out on the seat,
02:07:30 ...and I'll see what I can do about...
02:07:34 ...changing the tire.
02:07:50 Good morning.
02:07:51 Good morning, Mr. Humbert.
02:07:55 Good morning, Mr. Humbert.
02:07:59 I was just about to give your daughter
02:08:02 - How is she?
02:08:04 Her temperature's normal
02:08:07 Here's your father, dear.
02:08:08 - Hi!
02:08:13 - How are you feeling?
02:08:15 You're looking much better.
02:08:21 What gruesome flowers.
02:08:25 But thanks, anyway.
02:08:26 Nurse, can you find some water
02:08:29 Certainly.
02:08:30 Have you been getting notes
02:08:33 Excuse me.
02:08:34 Does your father think that you get notes
02:08:43 I just thought it might be a bill
02:08:46 - Do you have to antagonize everybody?
02:08:53 What's the matter with you anyway?
02:08:55 I'm afraid I'm coming down with a cold.
02:08:59 Caught it from me?
02:09:01 I suppose.
02:09:02 Mr. Humbert, would you please
02:09:06 I'm sorry. I was in a hurry
02:09:09 But you've parked it right next to a sign
02:09:12 All right. I shall leave in a moment.
02:09:14 I'm sorry, but these are the hospital rules.
02:09:20 Mary was only trying to be helpful.
02:09:22 I've no doubt she's been just as helpful
02:09:25 She has.
02:09:26 And I shouldn't wonder if you two
02:09:30 Come on now,
02:09:36 I brought you some books.
02:09:39 My friend, Professor Baer,
02:09:42 ...and here's something you might like,
02:09:46 ...A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
02:09:51 - Whose are these? These are not yours.
02:09:54 And since when have nurses
02:10:00 There we go again!
02:10:04 When did the doctor say
02:10:07 What?
02:10:09 Are you going to read the magazine
02:10:11 Sure.
02:10:13 When did the doctor say
02:10:15 I think he wants me to stay
02:10:18 That's all right. We can start early
02:10:21 ...and we'll make the Mexican border
02:10:25 ...that'll be the end of all those
02:10:28 Mr. Humbert, I must ask you
02:10:32 I'm just leaving.
02:10:38 Goodbye.
02:10:44 Might catch your cold.
02:10:50 I shall stay in tonight and nurse my cold...
02:10:53 ...so I shan't see you
02:10:56 Bye-bye.
02:11:48 Hello?
02:11:49 Hello. Is that Professor Humbert?
02:11:53 Yes.
02:11:54 How are you, Professor?
02:11:56 I'm... Who is this, please?
02:11:59 I'm sort of really sorry to disturb you.
02:12:03 I hope I really haven't woken you
02:12:06 I was wondering if you'd been
02:12:09 ...in our lovely little town here.
02:12:11 Who's this calling?
02:12:13 My name... It doesn't really matter.
02:12:15 It's really an obscure
02:12:18 ...you understand, Professor.
02:12:19 But my department is sort of concerned,
02:12:24 ...rumors that have been circulating
02:12:29 ...you've been travelling with.
02:12:31 Look, I'm very much afraid
02:12:34 ...because this conversation is becoming
02:12:38 Professor, now tell me something...
02:12:41 ...I guess all this travelling around you do...
02:12:43 ...you don't get much time
02:12:47 ...is that right?
02:12:48 I have no psychiatrist,
02:12:52 I'll tell you why I ask, you see...
02:12:54 ...you're classified in our files, Professor...
02:12:58 ...you're classified in our files
02:13:01 I wonder if you'd be prepared
02:13:05 ...a report, Professor, on your...
02:13:08 ...current sex life, if any.
02:13:10 I don't know who you are,
02:13:13 ...in your investigators
02:13:17 ...terminate this conversation.
02:13:19 Professor, "afraid"is Freudian lingo...
02:13:41 - Can I help you, sir?
02:13:44 I want to pay the bill of Miss Haze
02:13:47 Have you gotten permission
02:13:50 I can do what I choose.
02:13:53 You must have permission from the doctor.
02:13:55 What is this, a prison or a hospital?
02:13:57 I'm afraid you'll have to speak
02:14:01 Calling Dr. Keagy.
02:14:04 I'll just go into her room to alert her.
02:14:06 No, you can't go in there.
02:14:08 I'll get her to get her bags ready.
02:14:11 Dr. Keagy will be down in just a minute.
02:14:19 - Yes, Miss Fromkiss?
02:14:23 How long have you had that cough,
02:14:25 I'm all right, thank you.
02:14:28 ...for Miss Haze in Room 3
02:14:31 Miss Haze, Room 3.
02:14:33 Wasn't she discharged earlier this evening?
02:14:36 - I'll see.
02:14:39 Yes, she was discharged
02:14:42 That's impossible.
02:14:43 - Right here, she was discharged at 8:15.
02:14:46 You, Nurse, what's your name?
02:14:50 Mr. Humbert, your daughter left
02:14:52 That's ridiculous.
02:14:54 Where are you going?
02:14:55 Come back here, now.
02:14:57 You can't go in there now, it's a hospital.
02:14:59 - Where have you put her?
02:15:02 Where is she?
02:15:04 Hold him! Hold him!
02:15:06 Let go of me!
02:15:08 - What do you think you're doing?
02:15:10 Where is she?
02:15:11 - Easy, now.
02:15:14 All right. I'm calm.
02:15:15 Doctor, this man must be psychotic.
02:15:17 His stepdaughter was a patient...
02:15:19 ...and she left this evening
02:15:22 - Her uncle! Did you say "uncle"?
02:15:24 - Let me go!
02:15:32 Hold him now. Got him, Andre?
02:15:34 Yeah!
02:15:35 All right. Let me go.
02:15:37 Now look, mister...
02:15:39 ...you've caused quite
02:15:43 If you like, we'll call the police.
02:15:44 The police! No. We don't need the police.
02:15:49 Let's get this business straight.
02:15:53 This girl was officially discharged
02:15:56 If you say so.
02:15:58 Has she or hasn't she an uncle?
02:16:00 All right, let's say she has an uncle.
02:16:02 What do you mean,
02:16:05 All right, she has an uncle.
02:16:07 Uncle Gus, yes, I remember now...
02:16:10 ...he was going to pick her up here
02:16:15 - You forgot?
02:16:17 - It's a strange thing to forget.
02:16:19 You don't know my brother Gus.
02:16:23 He's drunk, that's what's the matter.
02:16:25 That's right, I've been drinking too much.
02:16:27 I have personal problems, you understand?
02:16:29 - Here it is, Doctor.
02:16:41 Would you like some black coffee
02:16:44 No, not now, thank you.
02:16:48 Think you feel well enough to leave?
02:16:50 Yes. Just let me up, I'm fine now,
02:16:54 See that he gets home all right.
02:16:56 All right, let him up.
02:17:04 She didn't, by any chance,
02:17:09 No. I suppose not.
02:20:06 Well...
02:20:08 ...gee, what a surprise!
02:20:13 So, this is what Mrs. Richard T. Schiller
02:20:17 You'll have to excuse my appearance,
02:20:24 But do come in.
02:20:26 You're looking marvelous!
02:20:29 No, I'd rather keep it.
02:20:32 I wrote to you about a week ago.
02:20:34 I was beginning to think
02:20:37 I must say I wouldn't blame you
02:20:40 A fine thing me dropping out of sight
02:20:42 ...and then writing you for a handout.
02:20:44 - Would you like a cup of coffee?
02:20:47 Or a drink, maybe?
02:20:49 No.
02:20:51 I won't be able to do that
02:20:53 Is that him?
02:20:55 The one facing us.
02:20:57 Yes, that's Dick.
02:21:00 He doesn't know a thing
02:21:02 ...so please watch what you say.
02:21:04 That's ridiculous! You don't expect me
02:21:07 Why not? You don't think I'd tell him,
02:21:10 Who does he think that I am?
02:21:13 My stepfather!
02:21:19 Then this isn't the man who took you
02:21:22 No, of course not!
02:21:25 How long have you known him?
02:21:27 About a year. I met him in Phoenix.
02:21:32 Who is the man that I'm looking for?
02:21:34 There's no point in going into that.
02:21:38 Lolita, I have to know.
02:21:40 I'm sorry, but I can't tell you.
02:21:44 Lolita, I have a perfect right to know this.
02:21:47 Crimeny! I should never
02:21:51 You wouldn't have written
02:21:54 Now, if you're a sensible girl,
02:21:57 ...what I've come to give you,
02:22:06 Do you remember Dr. Zemph?
02:22:09 Dr. Zemph?
02:22:11 That German psychologist
02:22:16 Was it him?
02:22:17 Not exactly.
02:22:18 I didn't come here to play guessing games.
02:22:21 Tell me who it was.
02:22:23 Well, give me a chance to explain.
02:22:25 All right.
02:22:27 Do you remember that car
02:22:30 I'm not likely to forget that in a hurry.
02:22:34 Do you remember Mother's old flame
02:22:37 No, you probably wouldn't remember him.
02:22:41 You remember the guy that you talked to
02:22:45 He pretended he was part
02:22:48 Vaguely, yes.
02:22:52 Do you remember that guy
02:22:55 The night you disappeared?
02:22:58 Yes, I remember him very well.
02:23:00 And yet, you still haven't guessed?
02:23:04 I told you that I'm not
02:23:07 Tell me who it was.
02:23:09 It was Clare Quilty.
02:23:13 Who was Clare Quilty?
02:23:15 All of them, of course.
02:23:17 You mean, Dr. Zemph, he was Clare Quilty?
02:23:20 Well, congratulations.
02:23:23 I don't suppose it ever occurred to you
02:23:27 ...my whole world didn't revolve
02:23:31 I'd had a crush on him
02:23:33 ...that he used to come and visit Mother.
02:23:35 He wasn't like you and me.
02:23:38 He wasn't a normal person.
02:23:40 He was a genius.
02:23:43 He had a kind of...
02:23:45 ...beautiful Japanese oriental philosophy
02:23:50 You know that hotel we stopped at
02:23:53 It was just by accident
02:23:56 ...but it didn't take him long to figure out
02:24:00 From that moment on he was up
02:24:03 And he did all these brilliant tricks
02:24:07 Well, sometimes he had to,
02:24:12 He had to trick you into letting me
02:24:15 ...otherwise how would I ever see him?
02:24:17 So that's why you wanted
02:24:19 That's right.
02:24:21 The times you were
02:24:23 ...you were actually with this man?
02:24:26 I guess he was the only guy
02:24:32 Aren't you forgetting something?
02:24:35 Oh, Dick.
02:24:38 Dick's very sweet...
02:24:40 ...and we're very happy together...
02:24:42 ...but I guess it's just not the same thing.
02:24:46 And I? I suppose I never counted,
02:24:49 You have no right to say that.
02:24:58 What happened to
02:25:01 Look, don't make fun of me.
02:25:05 I'm not making fun of you.
02:25:07 I'm merely trying to find out
02:25:09 When you left the hospital,
02:25:12 To New Mexico.
02:25:13 Whereabouts in New Mexico?
02:25:15 To a dude ranch near Santa Fe.
02:25:17 The only problem with it was,
02:25:21 What kind of weird friends?
02:25:23 Weird...
02:25:24 ...painters, nudists,
02:25:28 I figured I could take anything
02:25:31 ...'cause I loved him.
02:25:33 ...to write one of those spectaculars...
02:25:35 ...and he promised to get me
02:25:38 ...but it never turned out that way.
02:25:40 Instead he wanted me
02:25:42 ...in making some kind of a...
02:25:46 An art movie!
02:25:49 Yeah.
02:25:50 And you did it?
02:25:52 No, I didn't do it.
02:25:55 So he kicked me out.
02:25:58 You could have come back to me.
02:26:07 Excuse me, sweetheart,
02:26:10 It's just a scratch.
02:26:11 Dick, this is my stepfather,
02:26:15 - How do you do, Professor?
02:26:18 This is our neighbor, Bill Crest.
02:26:20 - Glad to meet you, Professor.
02:26:23 Gee, Lo's told me so much about you.
02:26:31 I guess we might as well fix that thumb.
02:26:34 This is a grand surprise, Professor.
02:26:37 When you didn't answer the letter
02:26:39 ...still sore at Lo for having run away
02:26:47 - How about a beer?
02:26:50 I'll bet you're dry after that long drive.
02:26:53 This is some of that foreign beer.
02:26:56 No beer, thank you.
02:26:57 Bandages are upstairs.
02:26:59 - Sorry.
02:27:01 - Can I get you anything else?
02:27:05 How are you two getting along?
02:27:07 Just fine.
02:27:09 Speak up. His phone's on the blink.
02:27:11 One of those for me?
02:27:12 Sure, hon.
02:27:17 I hope you're planning on staying awhile.
02:27:20 You caught us a little unprepared
02:27:23 I shall have to be on my way, I'm afraid.
02:27:26 You can have the bed upstairs.
02:27:28 We sleep down here because
02:27:30 He can't stay, Dick.
02:27:33 What a shame. I wish you could.
02:27:37 Why don't you tell him about Alaska?
02:27:40 Yeah. I guess Lo explained to you
02:27:43 ...and all that, in the letter.
02:27:45 It's a marvelous opportunity.
02:27:47 An opportunity for a guy like me
02:27:50 Industry's opening up and...
02:27:52 ...if we can scrape together
02:27:55 ...with maybe your help, well, we can go.
02:27:58 We've got a few back debts,
02:28:03 How are the Farlows?
02:28:05 John Farlow's all right. It was he
02:28:09 She's sure a swell kid, Professor Haze.
02:28:12 She's just nuts about dogs and kids.
02:28:18 Alaska's a great place for kids, you know.
02:28:24 Well, it's as good as new.
02:28:26 Well, we'd better get back to work, Bill.
02:28:32 It's been a pleasure meeting you,
02:28:35 When you've finished, Dad,
02:28:38 ...come out back and I'll show you
02:28:41 Thank you.
02:28:43 Just holler, sweetheart,
02:28:51 Dick's awfully sweet, isn't he?
02:28:55 Come here.
02:28:56 What's going on?
02:28:58 What are you doing?
02:28:59 This may be neither here nor there
02:29:02 Life is very short.
02:29:04 Between here and that old car outside
02:29:07 Make them, now, right now.
02:29:10 What?
02:29:11 Come away with me now, just as you are.
02:29:14 You mean you'll give us the money
02:29:18 No, you've got it all wrong.
02:29:19 I want you to leave your husband
02:29:22 I want you to live with me and die with me
02:29:27 You must be crazy.
02:29:28 No, I'm perfectly serious, Lo.
02:29:32 We'll start afresh. We can forget
02:29:36 - No, it's too late.
02:29:38 Keep your voice down.
02:29:40 Don't tell me it's too late, because it's not.
02:29:42 If you want time to think, that's all right...
02:29:44 ...because I've waited already
02:29:47 ...for the rest of my life if necessary.
02:29:49 You're not giving anything up,
02:29:53 All right, this man is married to you,
02:29:56 It was an accident that you met him
02:29:59 You're not bound to him,
02:30:02 ...by everything that we have
02:30:06 I'm going to have his baby in three months.
02:30:10 I know.
02:30:12 I've ruined too many things in my life.
02:30:20 Come on now, don't make a scene.
02:30:22 Stop crying! He can walk in here
02:30:27 Will you please stop crying?
02:30:39 There are no strings attached...
02:30:43 ...it's your money anyway...
02:30:46 ...it comes from the rent of the house.
02:30:50 There's $400 in cash.
02:30:53 Four hundred dollars!
02:30:55 I've made out a check here for $2,500.
02:31:03 There's someone in Ramsdale...
02:31:04 ...who's prepared to take care
02:31:08 ...and make a down payment of $10,000.
02:31:13 Here's the papers.
02:31:17 You mean we're getting $13,000?
02:31:21 That's wonderful!
02:31:23 Come on now, don't cry.
02:31:28 I'm sorry.
02:31:31 Try to understand.
02:31:36 I'm really sorry that I cheated so much...
02:31:39 ...but I guess that's just the way things are.
02:31:47 Where are you going?
02:31:53 Listen! Let's keep in touch.
02:31:56 I'll write to you when we get to Alaska.
02:32:50 Quilty!
02:32:55 Quilty!