Look Who s Talking
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I think your bookkeeper |
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Albert, stop. |
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Mollie, I love you and you love me. |
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Albert, you're great in bed |
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. . . but you're married! |
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And I'll never fall in love with |
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You know I'm leaving Beth. |
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Every time I say the word divorce, |
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I'm sorry she's bulimic. |
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- I can't wait for you forever. |
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The doctor prescribed new pills |
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- It'll be like the playwriting. |
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She said |
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Which is insane, she's got |
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I'll tell Mr. Ross to give |
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I won't let him. I'll never let |
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God, Mollie, I'm going to burst |
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Follow me. I know where I'm going. |
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Come on, keep up, you kids. |
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Wait a minute, I see something. |
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I think this is it, |
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This is definitely it. |
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Jackpot! |
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Right down here, kids. |
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Dig in, you kids. Here we go. |
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It's kind of tough here. |
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Oh, oh . . . |
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I'm in! |
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Are you okay? |
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- I broke up with George. |
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George. I met him in Joe Allen's. |
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You look lousy, doll. |
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- Stomach flu. It's going around. |
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They don't? |
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- Listen to me. |
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Albert's shrink said his wife would |
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- He's decided to leave her. |
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No, he's leaving his shrink. She was |
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Leaving his shrink? |
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He's going to. He can't leave her |
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Don't give me that look. |
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What in the . . . Wait a minute. |
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I've got two of these things. |
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- You ate all that already? |
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- There he is. |
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He looks so sweet with the kids. |
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Miss Popularity, you can't expect to |
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- You're in every night of the week. |
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I was studying to pass a CPA exam, - |
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- and I still managed |
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What if Daddy was married |
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- I wouldn't have fallen for him. |
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Why not? |
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His favourite food was cheesecake, |
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- "Cut back on cholesterol." |
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Ma, that doesn't make any sense. |
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You never used to like my food. |
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- Nothing's wrong. |
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- I didn't eat breakfast. |
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No. |
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Oh, no! |
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- Yes! |
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- This wasn't a planned pregnancy? |
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Well . . . |
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Time out! Holy cow, |
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How could this have happened? |
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- How old are you now, Mollie? |
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Remember, |
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Beth finally agreed to a divorce. |
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I knew if I was patient, |
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Remember your biological clock. |
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My biological clock is ticking . . . |
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I know, I've already said that. |
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I'm not asking for anything. |
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But this baby . . . it's you and |
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I wasn't going to ask you to. |
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He'll have your sweet face |
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- We'll get little Armani diapers. |
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Having my baby |
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Albert, you're making me sick. |
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Stop singing. |
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What are you going to tell people? |
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That I got artificially inseminated. |
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What? |
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I went to the clinic |
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- I inserted it, now I'm pregnant. |
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- There's no frozen pop. |
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I control my life |
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This kind of thing a girl does |
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This is not the act |
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You never liked |
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- Where did this sperm come from? |
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He goes to Columbia. |
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His father's in piece goods. |
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So you're making fun of me. |
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Someday you'll have children. |
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Look . . . an arm. It's an arm. |
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Look . . . isn't it cute? |
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Here's the head . . . isn't it? |
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Get some apple juice down here! |
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- Thirsty? |
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"The sex organs are moulded |
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"By the second trimester |
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Look, another arm |
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How am I going to get that |
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Miss, excuse me . . . |
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- What can I do for you? |
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He's in with his decorator. |
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- I think you're going to enjoy it. |
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- Remember to dust it every day. |
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Hi, come on in. |
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Albert, was that woman pretty? |
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- No, you're pretty. |
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How do you like the desk? |
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- It's made of stone. |
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It's going to be great in here. |
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I'm having a custom-made mural |
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Leather craftsmen in Mexico |
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- What do you think? |
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- Don't gain too much weight. |
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Beth only gained 21 pounds. |
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- Maybe you should marry her. |
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- I've got problems, too. |
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- I've never been real big on pain. |
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I quit. |
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It's so much better for the baby. |
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I'm so sick of hearing about Beth! |
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How could you be in love with her |
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I have a degree. |
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When I found out I was pregnant, |
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When Beth had the girls, she had |
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- And you're still with her! |
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- Galleria Apartments. |
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I put down a deposit this morning. |
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I can't believe it! |
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You'd better not. |
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Albert, I'm so happy! |
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I wonder if this store |
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I love this . . . Look, |
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- Yeah, but you're having a baby. |
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- Should I have a baby with Neal? |
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No. |
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Try some of that |
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Don't you want a smart baby? |
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That's all I need. A baby |
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- I found a nice family man. |
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That's why he left. |
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It sounds like the people |
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- Mollie! |
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- Let me explain . . . |
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- Don't take this shit from him. |
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After you. Thank you. |
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- Albert, what's going on? |
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Beth knows. |
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I don't know if it'll last. |
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Why didn't you say anything to me? |
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You were so close |
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I don't believe this is happening. |
00:17:27 |
This sounds awful, but |
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- A selfish phase? |
00:17:35 |
- A selfish phase? |
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A selfish phase! |
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- You lousy prick! |
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- Come on. |
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Hey, what the . . . |
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- Wait, please, I'm in labour. |
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Asshole! Taxi! Please . . . |
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St. Jerome's Hospital. |
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Oh, shit! |
00:18:23 |
- Slow down! It can take hours. |
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Pull over till the ludes wear off. |
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God, you idiot! |
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Come on, move it. |
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Christ, this traffic . . . |
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Hold onto my hand. Bear down, that's |
00:19:06 |
- Come on, move it. |
00:19:12 |
- Hey, buddy, move it. |
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- I've got an emergency. |
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Just relax. |
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Look out! You're going to hit . . ! |
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Hold on! |
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You stupid son of a . . ! |
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- Are you doing your Lamaze? |
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- Breathe deep. |
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You've got to use Lamaze. |
00:20:02 |
- It's better for the kid. |
00:20:08 |
- Should I call your husband? |
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- I was artificially inseminated. |
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Stupid jerk! My kid will probably |
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Don't touch me! I'll have this baby |
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- Excuse me, I'm in labour. |
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- I left it at home. |
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- This is my first baby. |
00:21:02 |
You didn't finish this. |
00:21:07 |
- Put these on over your clothes. |
00:21:14 |
- Nurse, another one's coming. |
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Okay, this'll pass. Watch the head. |
00:21:23 |
God! I need some drugs. |
00:21:27 |
- Slow down your breathing. |
00:21:32 |
- You've got to calm down. |
00:21:37 |
- No, you don't want drugs. |
00:21:42 |
By the time they |
00:21:47 |
- But what about now? |
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Are you a doctor? Come on. |
00:22:00 |
- Water break? |
00:22:04 |
- Are we doing our Lamaze breathing? |
00:22:09 |
I'll go to summer school |
00:22:14 |
- How about some Demerol? |
00:22:18 |
I'd like some of that. |
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So it doesn't wear off |
00:22:27 |
I think maybe I'm in a bit more pain |
00:22:33 |
Be sure and give me enough. |
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- There we go. |
00:22:41 |
That is a little more like it. |
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Hey, here's Mr. Hand here. |
00:22:51 |
Now that is very cosmic. |
00:22:56 |
What's that light down there? |
00:23:01 |
That's it, breathe! |
00:23:05 |
Attagirl, push. One more. |
00:23:10 |
Stop with that pushing! |
00:23:19 |
Help! |
00:23:22 |
No, put me back in! Let go |
00:23:28 |
It's a boy. |
00:23:30 |
It's a boy. |
00:23:33 |
Who are you? |
00:23:38 |
Get that thing away from me. |
00:23:42 |
- You want to do the cord? |
00:23:46 |
I need that! |
00:23:49 |
Lady, a blanket, |
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No, don't do that! |
00:24:03 |
Where are we going now? |
00:24:08 |
Oh, very nice . . . |
00:24:20 |
I don't know about you, |
00:24:24 |
So you're the one |
00:24:28 |
You're the one |
00:24:34 |
This is the weirdest thing that's |
00:24:42 |
I don't get it. I just don't |
00:24:48 |
Where are my thumbs? |
00:24:54 |
- I have to get my own place. |
00:25:00 |
What a surprise! |
00:25:03 |
Who stole my sucking thing? |
00:25:08 |
I just remembered |
00:25:19 |
Look at all those daddies. |
00:25:22 |
Making goofball faces |
00:25:29 |
You won't find your father here. |
00:25:32 |
I really messed things up for you. |
00:25:36 |
Don't be upset. |
00:25:41 |
And not just some handsome guy |
00:25:45 |
You're all that matters to me. |
00:25:56 |
Out, down, in, out . . . |
00:26:03 |
What have you got there? |
00:26:07 |
Yeah, two of them. |
00:26:17 |
Oh, my God! |
00:26:27 |
"On the third or fourth day |
00:26:31 |
Slightly? |
00:26:42 |
Workman. |
00:26:45 |
- Oh, no! Sorry. |
00:26:52 |
- You got your figure back. |
00:26:57 |
Sorry I hit you and yelled at you, |
00:27:01 |
I still owe you that cab fare, |
00:27:07 |
- How do you like New York so far? |
00:27:11 |
I'll get you the rest later . . . |
00:27:17 |
- How did you know where I lived? |
00:27:24 |
Thanks. |
00:27:26 |
You should look through that thing. |
00:27:36 |
Don't smoke that around my baby. |
00:27:40 |
There's a 62% higher rate of cancer |
00:27:45 |
What are you trying to say? |
00:27:50 |
Do you think the drugs |
00:27:55 |
- How did you know I had drugs? |
00:27:59 |
You can tell in his eyes. |
00:28:02 |
- He does not. He looks perfect. |
00:28:10 |
If you tried passing a watermelon, |
00:28:16 |
Ouch! I should call |
00:28:21 |
- Do you want a sub? |
00:28:25 |
Don't take him out of his chair |
00:28:32 |
Hi, Mikey. I'm James. |
00:28:35 |
- Good to meet you. |
00:28:41 |
- How long have you been here? |
00:28:47 |
- Were you born in New York? |
00:28:54 |
How do you like the outside world? |
00:29:02 |
- Yeah, tell me about it. |
00:29:07 |
- Can you say black coffee? |
00:29:13 |
Regular coffee has two sugars and |
00:29:18 |
Can I borrow some of yours? |
00:29:25 |
That's breast milk. |
00:29:30 |
- Why didn't you tell me? |
00:29:34 |
I'll see you guys later. |
00:29:37 |
I'm going to take my sub and |
00:29:43 |
I've got something |
00:29:47 |
Could you get somebody for me? |
00:29:52 |
You guys are no help. I'm cold and |
00:29:59 |
It's okay, Mikey. Mommy's here. |
00:30:03 |
That Mommy person's here again. |
00:30:11 |
I start crying |
00:30:16 |
Crying, I can handle that. |
00:31:00 |
Taxi! |
00:31:06 |
Taxi! |
00:31:28 |
"80% of all women experience |
00:31:34 |
I won't. |
00:31:39 |
Like a lot of parents, I can't |
00:31:45 |
Help, somebody burp me |
00:31:51 |
That's it! You have some exotic |
00:31:59 |
And your father deserted us so he |
00:32:04 |
I think you can safely say |
00:32:08 |
- Hello! |
00:32:13 |
Where's my grandson? |
00:32:18 |
There he is. |
00:32:23 |
- Mikey, do you know who I am? |
00:32:29 |
- I'm your grandma. |
00:32:33 |
- Yes, I am. |
00:32:40 |
- Who's got a wet tushy? |
00:32:49 |
After a new diaper, I like |
00:32:54 |
If you had a man instead of a frozen |
00:32:59 |
You make it sound like I had |
00:33:04 |
- You look awful. |
00:33:08 |
You're using too much powder. |
00:33:11 |
Why don't you get out of the house? |
00:33:17 |
A what? |
00:33:22 |
She's gone! |
00:33:31 |
Who would you want |
00:33:35 |
Someone with a small mouth |
00:33:39 |
- A guy to help raise your child. |
00:33:45 |
I'm looking for a guy |
00:33:50 |
- not into drugs, not a deadbeat, |
00:33:55 |
- And cute. |
00:34:01 |
You're my first date |
00:34:04 |
This looks delicious. |
00:34:08 |
What is this? |
00:34:13 |
I asked for no dressing, |
00:34:17 |
Are you deaf or something? |
00:34:23 |
What's this "C" in algebra? |
00:34:30 |
Are you an idiot? |
00:34:33 |
Dating is difficult, but you've got |
00:34:40 |
I'm not so sure about that. |
00:34:44 |
This fork and this plate are dirty, |
00:34:50 |
Check your water. |
00:34:53 |
Mikey, what is this mess? |
00:35:00 |
Why are school shirts |
00:35:04 |
Straighten this up properly. |
00:35:14 |
- Hi. |
00:35:17 |
- Somebody call for a cab? |
00:35:21 |
More mail for Vincent Ubriacco. |
00:35:25 |
Let me have them. Put them up here, |
00:35:31 |
- It's good seeing you again. |
00:35:40 |
- You're stealing my mail! |
00:35:45 |
- You put it in your pocket! |
00:35:49 |
- I sent them here. I'll explain. |
00:35:54 |
My grandfather Vincent |
00:35:58 |
- and there's a place in Manhattan, |
00:36:04 |
You want to use my mailing address? |
00:36:07 |
I could have you arrested. Screwing |
00:36:13 |
Stealing mail is, |
00:36:17 |
- Can I get the other letters? |
00:36:22 |
I went out of my way |
00:36:27 |
Thank you very much, |
00:36:32 |
You're not going to get caught. |
00:36:38 |
- I'll baby-sit. |
00:36:41 |
- You don't know about babies. |
00:36:47 |
- I know a lot about babies. |
00:36:51 |
- No can do, Friday's out. |
00:36:57 |
- Okay, Friday, but that's it. |
00:37:02 |
- One aerobics class. |
00:37:06 |
Can't do. I teach. |
00:37:08 |
What do you teach? |
00:37:12 |
- That's not funny. |
00:37:15 |
Friday nights, two aerobics classes, |
00:37:21 |
You're pushing it. |
00:37:25 |
- Sucker. |
00:37:28 |
- Don't force-feed him like that. |
00:37:33 |
- Why don't you take a nap? |
00:37:38 |
- He knows when he's tired. |
00:37:44 |
If he doesn't take a nap - |
00:37:47 |
- he will wake up and want |
00:37:52 |
- Who says? |
00:37:56 |
- They just want to sell books. |
00:38:01 |
Dr. Spock loves us. He protested |
00:38:06 |
I'm sorry I said anything |
00:38:10 |
I can't believe she's getting |
00:38:14 |
- Have you got any other letters? |
00:38:34 |
Mommy's asleep. Watch this. |
00:39:04 |
What do you say you and me take |
00:39:09 |
- Is that a deal? |
00:39:15 |
See that? That's my cab. |
00:39:19 |
I do this to make money, |
00:39:28 |
Okay, this is called driving. |
00:39:32 |
When you get older, |
00:39:36 |
First, you put the little stick |
00:39:40 |
Then you move your foot |
00:39:45 |
You move the big circle around. |
00:39:48 |
No problem, I can do this. |
00:40:13 |
- Hey. |
00:40:17 |
That silver plane is a VJ-1 0. |
00:40:20 |
That big plane is a Viscount. |
00:40:23 |
- Hey, Carrie. |
00:40:27 |
- Is it yours? |
00:40:32 |
I'm kidding. Is this my schedule? |
00:40:36 |
- There's nothing on it. |
00:40:42 |
Do these things come in different |
00:40:47 |
- What are you staring at? |
00:40:56 |
Mikey? |
00:41:02 |
Mikey? |
00:41:15 |
I want to report a missing baby. |
00:41:20 |
Maybe he was kidnapped, |
00:41:24 |
Hey, Grandpa. |
00:41:27 |
That's Grandpa. |
00:41:30 |
Do I know you? |
00:41:41 |
- Jimmy! |
00:41:45 |
- I don't remember your baby. |
00:41:50 |
- You sure it isn't yours? |
00:41:54 |
What are those hairy jobs |
00:41:59 |
Let me see those things. |
00:42:04 |
- Mikey, lay off him. |
00:42:09 |
- Honey, I'm home. |
00:42:13 |
- Hey, you're up. |
00:42:20 |
Mommy and her baby . . . |
00:42:24 |
Idiot! I called the police. |
00:42:29 |
- You knew I was with him. |
00:42:34 |
- I was baby-sitting for you. |
00:42:39 |
Damn it! I got a splinter. |
00:42:42 |
Let me see it. |
00:42:45 |
- Have you got a needle? |
00:42:52 |
Sit down. |
00:42:56 |
Oh, stop. |
00:42:58 |
If you don't hold still, |
00:43:03 |
It hurts. Don't do it that way. |
00:43:07 |
- You're poking me! |
00:43:11 |
- It can't hurt that much. |
00:43:16 |
- Look at that. That's a big one. |
00:43:24 |
- All better. |
00:43:33 |
Mikey, I've got to go. |
00:43:37 |
Ready? High-five. |
00:43:44 |
- Bye. |
00:43:56 |
- Mollie, who was that? |
00:44:01 |
The babysitter? |
00:44:06 |
- Ma! |
00:45:18 |
- Ma . . . |
00:45:22 |
- You ever get bored with Daddy? |
00:45:35 |
Mikey needs a father. |
00:45:38 |
- I just can't find the right guy. |
00:45:43 |
- I don't like anybody. |
00:45:47 |
Find someone you have something |
00:45:53 |
We both like to go to the movies. |
00:45:59 |
He's in Daddy's firm. He's handsome |
00:46:09 |
Hello! Rosie didn't tell me |
00:46:12 |
I'm surprised, that's usually |
00:46:17 |
Come on in. |
00:46:19 |
This is my son Michael. I'll get |
00:46:25 |
- Hi, little guy. |
00:46:29 |
Are you watching some TV? |
00:46:33 |
Don't touch that. |
00:46:37 |
Hey, it's the bear show. |
00:46:42 |
- Leave it on football. |
00:46:48 |
- That guy's a good actor. |
00:46:56 |
You dick. |
00:47:02 |
- Baby! Hot mama! |
00:47:07 |
- Don't I look good? |
00:47:11 |
- What are you all dressed up for? |
00:47:15 |
You'd better call her. |
00:47:19 |
Yeah, right. You've got a date |
00:47:24 |
- Don't count on it. |
00:47:28 |
Harry, this is the babysitter. |
00:47:32 |
- I'm just watching the game here. |
00:47:38 |
So you're an accountant? |
00:47:42 |
- She's a CPA. |
00:47:47 |
It's got to be tough |
00:47:51 |
But Mollie is tough. She hates it |
00:47:57 |
- or pick up the tab. |
00:48:02 |
- She's liberated? |
00:48:07 |
Come here, Mikey. |
00:48:12 |
- Do this. |
00:48:16 |
Give it back. |
00:48:20 |
May I just say one thing? |
00:48:23 |
- You look better without it. |
00:48:27 |
- Sexy. |
00:48:30 |
- All right, I'll leave it off. |
00:48:36 |
Bye-bye. See you. |
00:48:41 |
- Yeah, all right. |
00:48:48 |
It was very uncomfortable. |
00:48:51 |
A kind of bloated, gassy . . . |
00:48:57 |
I'd sit down in the bathroom . . . |
00:49:02 |
Nothing would come out. |
00:49:05 |
I called my doctor about two . . . |
00:49:10 |
. . . three weeks after this started. |
00:49:13 |
He said I'd better come in |
00:49:20 |
- What was I saying? |
00:49:24 |
So I went in for the ultrasound |
00:49:28 |
It wasn't gallstones. |
00:49:34 |
The doctor said I'd better have |
00:49:39 |
- Have you ever had a barium enema? |
00:49:44 |
It's disgusting, |
00:49:48 |
Is it true that colons |
00:49:54 |
How so? |
00:50:01 |
They never do that for me. |
00:50:14 |
Get on my knee. |
00:50:25 |
- Hold it. Okay. |
00:50:33 |
Yeah, I can do that. |
00:50:38 |
Let's walk. |
00:50:45 |
I'm dancing. I'm bad. |
00:50:48 |
- Check me out now. |
00:50:56 |
Hey, can I get paid? |
00:51:11 |
Two, please. |
00:51:19 |
Are you ready? |
00:51:26 |
I'm gonna throw up, |
00:51:29 |
Okay, shake it up. |
00:51:34 |
Right on. |
00:51:40 |
Ready? Shake it, Mikey. |
00:51:45 |
Let's go. |
00:51:52 |
Aeroplane. |
00:51:56 |
Mikey's a plane. |
00:51:59 |
All right. |
00:52:07 |
Finally, I passed the stone. |
00:52:10 |
It's the most excruciating thing |
00:52:14 |
- I had a really good time tonight. |
00:52:17 |
A lot of guys would feel threatened |
00:52:24 |
- What? |
00:52:28 |
- He did, did he? |
00:52:31 |
- Come here. |
00:52:35 |
- Come on, Mollie, it's early. |
00:52:41 |
Jerk. |
00:52:49 |
Shit! |
00:53:06 |
I'm home. |
00:53:10 |
You can go on your date now. |
00:53:41 |
- Hey, Mikey! |
00:53:45 |
- I want to talk to you. |
00:53:50 |
Right back at you, babe. |
00:53:54 |
- Hiya, Mickey. |
00:54:01 |
- Megan, good to see you. |
00:54:06 |
- Did you get your hair cut? |
00:54:10 |
I hate it. |
00:54:14 |
It looks great. |
00:54:18 |
I used to have curls at the end. |
00:54:21 |
- I remember. |
00:54:25 |
- Now they're gone. |
00:54:30 |
- I look like a boy. No offence. |
00:54:39 |
How many babies does it take |
00:54:46 |
- How many? |
00:54:53 |
I don't get it. |
00:54:56 |
Where's she going? |
00:55:01 |
- Who is he? |
00:55:07 |
What's a daddy? What do they do? |
00:55:10 |
The big men types |
00:55:15 |
I get it. Maybe I'll ask James |
00:55:27 |
We 'll eat all the pudding now . . . |
00:55:34 |
- I still ain't eating it. |
00:55:42 |
All right, don't look at Mommy. |
00:56:00 |
You've got to love her. |
00:56:20 |
Watch this, Mikey. |
00:56:32 |
- Now that's entertainment. |
00:56:37 |
- Look at the look on his face. |
00:56:42 |
You said |
00:56:46 |
I was, but I never make that face. |
00:56:51 |
You know what I thought |
00:56:55 |
- Go to my grandfather's new home. |
00:57:00 |
Yeah, you'd enjoy it . . . |
00:57:05 |
You are such a baby. If you want me |
00:57:09 |
Would you please come with me |
00:57:15 |
- That's how you handle a woman. |
00:57:24 |
You want to go to lunch |
00:57:28 |
- Employees get free lunches. |
00:57:32 |
I must know 20 ways |
00:57:36 |
- You do this a lot? |
00:57:40 |
I don't pay for L. D.'s, either. |
00:57:46 |
I go up to a company receptionist. |
00:57:49 |
I pretend I'm a lost messenger, |
00:57:57 |
I wouldn't be driving this cab |
00:58:01 |
- What do flight instructors make? |
00:58:07 |
. . . a month. |
00:58:15 |
- Give me my bag! |
00:58:21 |
- I've got my teeth in there. |
00:58:25 |
Tell him not to touch my teeth. |
00:58:32 |
Welcome, gramps. |
00:58:36 |
- Are we stopping for a bite to eat? |
00:58:41 |
- They got good shrimp here? |
00:58:45 |
This is it. Enjoy your stay. |
00:58:49 |
Grandpa, this is great. |
00:58:52 |
You've got a terrific view. |
00:58:57 |
Can I talk to you for a minute? |
00:59:00 |
He's got a sweet tooth. |
00:59:06 |
- Just don't let him find the bag. |
00:59:12 |
That smells good. |
00:59:14 |
- Grandpa, that smells good. |
00:59:21 |
Watch this. |
00:59:26 |
Let me try that. |
00:59:31 |
- What do you want? |
00:59:35 |
The woman has thousands more nerves |
00:59:42 |
- I bet the kid's not even yours. |
00:59:49 |
He's worse at this than I am. |
00:59:54 |
Come on, taste it. |
00:59:57 |
Open wide. |
01:00:01 |
- Thank you for helping me. |
01:00:06 |
- You want to go flying? |
01:00:10 |
- Maintenance flights are free. |
01:00:15 |
Free phone calls, free lunches . . . |
01:00:20 |
I've got the town wired. If we were |
01:00:26 |
- Fly with me. |
01:00:30 |
- Come on. Are you scared? |
01:00:36 |
- Where are the parachutes? |
01:00:41 |
Didn't you ever see |
01:00:46 |
There's one big difference. |
01:00:53 |
- Is your wing smoking? |
01:00:57 |
- It was just a joke to relax you. |
01:01:02 |
I feel so out of control. |
01:01:05 |
I'll give you your first lesson. |
01:01:11 |
- I'm not touching your stick. |
01:01:16 |
That feels good, baby. |
01:01:18 |
Get familiar with the stick. |
01:01:22 |
- There you go, you're flying. |
01:01:27 |
I'm doing a good job. This is easy! |
01:01:33 |
- It's like great sex, isn't it? |
01:01:39 |
- He's pretty tired. |
01:01:48 |
- Do you want a drink? |
01:02:47 |
Stop it! |
01:02:49 |
Stop yelling or your father will |
01:02:54 |
Knock it off! |
01:02:58 |
Princess, |
01:03:03 |
I'm hungry. |
01:03:05 |
Hold your horses, or I'll knock you |
01:03:11 |
You know that dumpster behind |
01:03:16 |
A perfectly good head of lettuce, |
01:03:21 |
Who wants a surprise? |
01:03:27 |
The point is this: Just because |
01:03:33 |
- Do we live like kings, or what? |
01:03:47 |
Again! |
01:03:50 |
Wait a minute. |
01:03:53 |
- I'm sorry, I really do want this. |
01:03:57 |
- It's Mikey. |
01:04:00 |
I have to be very clear |
01:04:07 |
I can't make any more mistakes |
01:04:14 |
- But I'm crazy about Mikey. |
01:04:19 |
You're such a good kisser and |
01:04:24 |
Goodbye. Please . . . Goodbye. |
01:04:29 |
- Mollie, could I talk to you? |
01:04:35 |
Just between you and me, |
01:04:40 |
What do you mean? |
01:04:43 |
Pearlman's doing the bank recs. |
01:04:48 |
Now Albert's returns are due. |
01:04:52 |
I traded Rubenstein two accounts |
01:04:58 |
I can't do it anymore . . . |
01:05:02 |
We're accountants . . . |
01:05:06 |
- I don't . . . |
01:05:10 |
Now, with all the new tax laws, |
01:05:13 |
- You don't understand . . . |
01:05:19 |
Don't give me that look. |
01:05:27 |
Please, give me a second chance. |
01:05:33 |
I felt so guilty |
01:05:36 |
You've been such an asshole, |
01:05:43 |
That's okay. I want you to. |
01:05:47 |
- Mollie, Mollie . . . |
01:05:50 |
- I'll burst if I don't kiss you. |
01:05:58 |
Albert can see you now. |
01:06:07 |
- Mollie, how's Mickey? |
01:06:11 |
- Is he talking yet? |
01:06:14 |
Crawling? |
01:06:18 |
I'm not interested in your stories. |
01:06:22 |
- I've been meaning to talk to you. |
01:06:31 |
Eyelash tinting, |
01:06:35 |
- You can't deduct any of this crap. |
01:06:39 |
Not unless she suffered any injury. |
01:06:47 |
Is Priscilla sick? |
01:06:51 |
Therapy. |
01:06:55 |
It really frightens Priscilla. |
01:06:58 |
We're all seeing a psychiatrist now. |
01:07:04 |
- I'm happy for you, Albert. |
01:07:08 |
You've got to believe I love you. |
01:07:14 |
- It just turned out that way. |
01:07:19 |
- Do you have a picture of Mickey? |
01:07:25 |
- I think about you two every day. |
01:07:29 |
I try to call, but I can't do it. |
01:07:32 |
I'm too ashamed. |
01:07:37 |
I've been so confused. |
01:07:51 |
- He has my eyes. |
01:07:55 |
It's confusing loving someone |
01:07:59 |
Could I see him? |
01:08:05 |
All right. |
01:08:09 |
Next time you talk to your mom, |
01:08:14 |
Hit me. Hit it again. |
01:08:17 |
- No . . . yeah? |
01:08:21 |
- I know what I'm doing. |
01:08:26 |
I told you I could play. I've been |
01:08:32 |
I want you to be my daddy. |
01:08:38 |
- Who is it? |
01:08:44 |
- Is Mollie here? |
01:08:50 |
- Is Mikey here? I'm his father. |
01:08:54 |
- Are you the sperm donor? |
01:08:59 |
- He's from artificial insemination. |
01:09:05 |
- I have a key. |
01:09:09 |
- What? |
01:09:13 |
If you are the father, |
01:09:17 |
- When was he born? |
01:09:22 |
What's his favourite toy, |
01:09:25 |
No, Barney. How many diapers |
01:09:30 |
- A father should know. |
01:09:35 |
- Go play some video games. |
01:09:41 |
Come on, Dad. Let's go. |
01:09:45 |
Go for the body! |
01:09:54 |
Get out of here! |
01:10:00 |
Yes, that feels good. |
01:10:09 |
- What happened? |
01:10:14 |
- Why, was he here? |
01:10:20 |
- You lied about the insemination. |
01:10:25 |
Do you love him? |
01:10:30 |
- What? |
01:10:34 |
I don't know who I love. |
01:10:37 |
The only thing that matters to me |
01:10:41 |
Albert is successful, responsible |
01:10:49 |
- I don't want him seeing Mikey. |
01:10:54 |
- He has a right to see his son. |
01:10:59 |
- You are not his father. |
01:11:05 |
Look at you. You're like a big kid. |
01:11:08 |
Are you responsible enough |
01:11:13 |
Is getting pregnant by a married man |
01:11:17 |
- Stop it. |
01:11:20 |
I've seen you use Mikey to push guys |
01:11:26 |
- Get out! |
01:11:36 |
Can a person past |
01:11:41 |
Daddy's lipids fell to 1 85. |
01:11:44 |
I'm not talking about cholesterol. |
01:11:49 |
I don't know. |
01:11:51 |
When you met Daddy at that dance, |
01:11:56 |
- I liked the look of his uniform. |
01:12:02 |
I didn't like |
01:12:05 |
You had no idea if he was |
01:12:11 |
If I thought like that, we wouldn't |
01:12:17 |
You're grossing me out. |
01:12:23 |
Hi, Lupe. |
01:12:27 |
I just want to talk to Mikey |
01:12:33 |
Hey, Gerber-face, high-five. |
01:12:39 |
Look, Mikey . . . I don't know |
01:12:45 |
- What's the matter? |
01:12:48 |
She's got this crazy idea |
01:12:53 |
She probably wouldn't |
01:12:58 |
I think he did an okay job. |
01:13:05 |
Hi, Lupe. |
01:13:09 |
- The man's in the baby's room. |
01:13:16 |
He said, "Don't hit girls, |
01:13:22 |
What about pushing them? |
01:13:24 |
He'd say, "Finish your meat, |
01:13:32 |
The one that sticks out the most |
01:13:37 |
"lf your friend jumps off a bridge, |
01:13:42 |
To this very day, |
01:13:50 |
It doesn't amount to much. |
01:13:53 |
A good father keeps the mother happy |
01:14:01 |
She called me a big kid . . . |
01:14:05 |
You're one year old |
01:14:09 |
Anyway . . . |
01:14:15 |
- I'll miss you. |
01:14:25 |
- No, I want you to have it. |
01:14:31 |
He'll take good care of you. |
01:14:39 |
- We're going to see Daddy today. |
01:14:44 |
- The blue or the lamb? |
01:14:50 |
- The lamb? |
01:14:54 |
Please don't make me wear clothes |
01:14:58 |
I don't like this. |
01:15:03 |
- You look great. |
01:15:12 |
Look at this room. |
01:15:15 |
I bet I could take those apart. |
01:15:19 |
Little metal things . . . I'll stick |
01:15:25 |
Mollie, hi. This must be Mikey. |
01:15:30 |
Hiya, fella. What are you doing? |
01:15:35 |
- Aren't you a handsome . . . |
01:15:40 |
Bull's-eye! |
01:15:42 |
It's all right. |
01:15:48 |
- He's beautiful. He looks like you. |
01:15:55 |
I know the circumstances |
01:16:00 |
- But I know it wasn't a mistake. |
01:16:05 |
You will never escape me. |
01:16:09 |
- Mikey, don't do that! |
01:16:13 |
Some people don't have the strength |
01:16:21 |
What are you trying to say? |
01:16:25 |
I'm saying I still love you |
01:16:31 |
- And what about Mikey? |
01:16:38 |
He needs a father. |
01:16:40 |
I'm living alone for the first time |
01:16:47 |
I can't be anybody's father now. |
01:16:52 |
- I've raised my kids. |
01:16:57 |
- Have they moved out? |
01:17:02 |
It wouldn't be fair to Mikey. |
01:17:07 |
- Is he taking a dump? |
01:17:14 |
- I'll get you cleaned up. |
01:17:20 |
- He'll ask about his daddy. |
01:17:25 |
Don't do that here. |
01:17:31 |
- Now it's junk! |
01:17:35 |
Of course I understand. You're going |
01:17:42 |
I know you will understand that I'm |
01:17:52 |
Let's trash the place. |
01:18:02 |
I'm sorry about that stupid outfit. |
01:18:05 |
I'm sorry I made you meet |
01:18:10 |
Every time I take you someplace, |
01:18:16 |
Yet the person who has a genetic |
01:18:22 |
Everybody loves you. |
01:18:26 |
Ma loves you. Rona loves you. |
01:18:29 |
James loves you. |
01:18:37 |
- Give him a call. |
01:18:42 |
Hello? |
01:18:45 |
It's for you. You take this one, |
01:18:50 |
This is Lou Franklin, |
01:18:55 |
He's become abusive and violent. |
01:18:59 |
- Should I call Health & Welfare? |
01:19:15 |
- What's going on? |
01:19:19 |
He's a mean old bastard! |
01:19:22 |
- Look what he did to my arm? |
01:19:26 |
- They're hiding Dora. |
01:19:30 |
- Then where is she? |
01:19:36 |
Let's get your face cleaned up. |
01:19:42 |
You're my favourite daughter-in-law. |
01:19:48 |
That's why Jimmy loves you so much. |
01:19:55 |
- There you go. |
01:20:00 |
I'll show you some pictures. |
01:20:05 |
Grandpa, did you eat all these |
01:20:10 |
- The bastards stole my candy. |
01:20:14 |
- Where's the director's office? |
01:20:18 |
- We're busy. |
01:20:22 |
I'll be back in a minute. |
01:20:26 |
This isn't his usual behaviour. |
01:20:33 |
It isn't the orderly's |
01:20:37 |
He requires a private nurse. |
01:20:41 |
No, he doesn't. The orderly was told |
01:20:50 |
- He said no problem. |
01:20:54 |
Bill always says no problem. |
01:21:01 |
- So can Grandpa stay? |
01:21:05 |
- Thank you. |
01:21:14 |
- Hi. |
01:21:18 |
- Your grandfather can stay. |
01:21:23 |
- I wanted to do it. |
01:21:29 |
- Don't bother. |
01:21:31 |
D.J. , it's time for lunch. |
01:21:36 |
- Are you okay with him? |
01:21:42 |
Steven and Paulie, |
01:21:47 |
- Hi, Vince. |
01:21:56 |
Esther . . . I'd like you |
01:22:02 |
Hey, there goes James. |
01:22:06 |
Where's he going? |
01:22:11 |
- They took me to the beauty salon. |
01:22:16 |
Going down. |
01:22:19 |
I'll just press all these. |
01:22:24 |
Perfect! I'll just hitch a ride |
01:22:31 |
There we go. Take her away, boys. |
01:22:37 |
- Mikey. |
01:22:41 |
- He was just here. |
01:22:47 |
- I'll check the hallway. |
01:22:53 |
Hi, toots. Anyone seen my dad? |
01:22:56 |
- That's lda's grandson. |
01:23:02 |
- Here, fella, go find your grandma. |
01:23:07 |
When the police get here, |
01:23:13 |
All right, I'm on the case now. |
01:23:18 |
That is exactly what I need. |
01:23:22 |
I could find him in one of those. |
01:23:27 |
I'll set this thing down right here |
01:23:32 |
What was it James said? |
01:23:36 |
Stick this in here . . . |
01:23:40 |
Move the circle around |
01:23:44 |
Mikey! |
01:23:46 |
Mikey! |
01:23:52 |
- He's in the back of that car. |
01:23:57 |
- Hey! |
01:24:09 |
I got this driving thing knocked. |
01:24:17 |
Move it! |
01:24:21 |
There he is. Look at me. |
01:24:28 |
James . . . where's he going? |
01:24:38 |
- What are you doing? |
01:24:41 |
You'll lose him. |
01:24:45 |
I know this alley |
01:25:04 |
Mikey! He's gone! |
01:25:09 |
Mikey! |
01:25:11 |
- You had a little boy in there. |
01:25:16 |
He's about this big. |
01:25:19 |
- This is a good place to spot him. |
01:25:24 |
Mikey, stop! |
01:25:27 |
- James, is that you? |
01:25:31 |
James, Mommy . . . |
01:25:34 |
Here I come. |
01:25:37 |
- Mikey! |
01:25:50 |
- Did you see what just happened? |
01:25:59 |
Are you all right, honey? |
01:26:04 |
He doesn't have a scratch on him. |
01:26:07 |
I finally got you both together. |
01:26:10 |
I better take |
01:26:14 |
Ma, I want James to be the daddy. |
01:26:18 |
- Thanks for all your help. |
01:26:24 |
- Dada. |
01:26:30 |
No, I'm talking |
01:26:32 |
- He thinks you're his father. |
01:26:37 |
He probably thinks |
01:26:50 |
I hope |
01:26:58 |
Should I tell them |
01:27:02 |
No, I'll wait. |
01:27:56 |
- Hi, honey. |
01:28:01 |
Say "Hi, Julie." |
01:28:03 |
Don't start with me, kid! I've had |
01:31:53 |
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