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00:01:37 I think your bookkeeper
00:01:42 Albert, stop.
00:01:46 Mollie, I love you and you love me.
00:01:49 Albert, you're great in bed
00:01:54 . . . but you're married!
00:01:57 And I'll never fall in love with
00:02:03 You know I'm leaving Beth.
00:02:07 Every time I say the word divorce,
00:02:13 I'm sorry she's bulimic.
00:02:17 - I can't wait for you forever.
00:02:21 The doctor prescribed new pills
00:02:28 - It'll be like the playwriting.
00:02:34 She said
00:02:38 Which is insane, she's got
00:02:42 I'll tell Mr. Ross to give
00:02:47 I won't let him. I'll never let
00:02:57 God, Mollie, I'm going to burst
00:03:42 Follow me. I know where I'm going.
00:03:48 Come on, keep up, you kids.
00:03:55 Wait a minute, I see something.
00:03:58 I think this is it,
00:04:02 This is definitely it.
00:04:06 Jackpot!
00:04:09 Right down here, kids.
00:04:17 Dig in, you kids. Here we go.
00:04:22 It's kind of tough here.
00:04:26 Oh, oh . . .
00:04:31 I'm in!
00:05:00 Are you okay?
00:05:04 - I broke up with George.
00:05:08 George. I met him in Joe Allen's.
00:05:20 You look lousy, doll.
00:05:24 - Stomach flu. It's going around.
00:05:30 They don't?
00:05:34 - Listen to me.
00:05:38 Albert's shrink said his wife would
00:05:43 - He's decided to leave her.
00:05:48 No, he's leaving his shrink. She was
00:05:54 Leaving his shrink?
00:05:58 He's going to. He can't leave her
00:06:05 Don't give me that look.
00:06:41 What in the . . . Wait a minute.
00:06:44 I've got two of these things.
00:06:48 - You ate all that already?
00:06:54 - There he is.
00:06:58 He looks so sweet with the kids.
00:07:03 Miss Popularity, you can't expect to
00:07:09 - You're in every night of the week.
00:07:14 I was studying to pass a CPA exam, -
00:07:17 - and I still managed
00:07:24 What if Daddy was married
00:07:28 - I wouldn't have fallen for him.
00:07:31 Why not?
00:07:36 His favourite food was cheesecake,
00:07:41 - "Cut back on cholesterol."
00:07:47 Ma, that doesn't make any sense.
00:07:50 You never used to like my food.
00:07:55 - Nothing's wrong.
00:07:58 - I didn't eat breakfast.
00:08:07 No.
00:08:12 Oh, no!
00:08:14 - Yes!
00:08:18 - This wasn't a planned pregnancy?
00:08:24 Well . . .
00:08:33 Time out! Holy cow,
00:08:39 How could this have happened?
00:08:42 - How old are you now, Mollie?
00:08:47 Remember,
00:09:01 Beth finally agreed to a divorce.
00:09:06 I knew if I was patient,
00:09:15 Remember your biological clock.
00:09:35 My biological clock is ticking . . .
00:09:38 I know, I've already said that.
00:09:42 I'm not asking for anything.
00:09:46 But this baby . . . it's you and
00:09:51 I wasn't going to ask you to.
00:09:58 He'll have your sweet face
00:10:03 - We'll get little Armani diapers.
00:10:08 Having my baby
00:10:12 Albert, you're making me sick.
00:10:17 Stop singing.
00:10:21 What are you going to tell people?
00:10:25 That I got artificially inseminated.
00:10:28 What?
00:10:33 I went to the clinic
00:10:38 - I inserted it, now I'm pregnant.
00:10:43 - There's no frozen pop.
00:10:49 I control my life
00:10:53 This kind of thing a girl does
00:10:58 This is not the act
00:11:02 You never liked
00:11:07 - Where did this sperm come from?
00:11:12 He goes to Columbia.
00:11:16 His father's in piece goods.
00:11:20 So you're making fun of me.
00:11:24 Someday you'll have children.
00:11:40 Look . . . an arm. It's an arm.
00:11:45 Look . . . isn't it cute?
00:12:08 Here's the head . . . isn't it?
00:12:26 Get some apple juice down here!
00:12:36 - Thirsty?
00:12:40 "The sex organs are moulded
00:12:44 "By the second trimester
00:12:48 Look, another arm
00:12:52 How am I going to get that
00:12:59 Miss, excuse me . . .
00:13:04 - What can I do for you?
00:13:07 He's in with his decorator.
00:13:18 - I think you're going to enjoy it.
00:13:21 - Remember to dust it every day.
00:13:26 Hi, come on in.
00:13:38 Albert, was that woman pretty?
00:13:42 - No, you're pretty.
00:13:47 How do you like the desk?
00:13:50 - It's made of stone.
00:13:54 It's going to be great in here.
00:13:59 I'm having a custom-made mural
00:14:03 Leather craftsmen in Mexico
00:14:11 - What do you think?
00:14:15 - Don't gain too much weight.
00:14:21 Beth only gained 21 pounds.
00:14:27 - Maybe you should marry her.
00:14:31 - I've got problems, too.
00:14:37 - I've never been real big on pain.
00:14:42 I quit.
00:14:45 It's so much better for the baby.
00:14:50 I'm so sick of hearing about Beth!
00:14:54 How could you be in love with her
00:14:58 I have a degree.
00:15:01 When I found out I was pregnant,
00:15:07 When Beth had the girls, she had
00:15:12 - And you're still with her!
00:15:19 - Galleria Apartments.
00:15:23 I put down a deposit this morning.
00:15:27 I can't believe it!
00:15:31 You'd better not.
00:15:35 Albert, I'm so happy!
00:15:41 I wonder if this store
00:15:50 I love this . . . Look,
00:15:54 - Yeah, but you're having a baby.
00:15:58 - Should I have a baby with Neal?
00:16:03 No.
00:16:06 Try some of that
00:16:12 Don't you want a smart baby?
00:16:15 That's all I need. A baby
00:16:21 - I found a nice family man.
00:16:26 That's why he left.
00:16:31 It sounds like the people
00:16:47 - Mollie!
00:16:49 - Let me explain . . .
00:16:55 - Don't take this shit from him.
00:17:01 After you. Thank you.
00:17:03 - Albert, what's going on?
00:17:08 Beth knows.
00:17:11 I don't know if it'll last.
00:17:16 Why didn't you say anything to me?
00:17:20 You were so close
00:17:24 I don't believe this is happening.
00:17:27 This sounds awful, but
00:17:31 - A selfish phase?
00:17:35 - A selfish phase?
00:17:39 A selfish phase!
00:17:44 - You lousy prick!
00:17:49 - Come on.
00:17:52 Hey, what the . . .
00:17:56 - Wait, please, I'm in labour.
00:18:02 Asshole! Taxi! Please . . .
00:18:13 St. Jerome's Hospital.
00:18:17 Oh, shit!
00:18:23 - Slow down! It can take hours.
00:18:38 Pull over till the ludes wear off.
00:18:45 God, you idiot!
00:18:48 Come on, move it.
00:18:54 Christ, this traffic . . .
00:19:00 Hold onto my hand. Bear down, that's
00:19:06 - Come on, move it.
00:19:12 - Hey, buddy, move it.
00:19:18 - I've got an emergency.
00:19:25 Just relax.
00:19:30 Look out! You're going to hit . . !
00:19:37 Hold on!
00:19:42 You stupid son of a . . !
00:19:46 - Are you doing your Lamaze?
00:19:53 - Breathe deep.
00:19:58 You've got to use Lamaze.
00:20:02 - It's better for the kid.
00:20:08 - Should I call your husband?
00:20:13 - I was artificially inseminated.
00:20:34 Stupid jerk! My kid will probably
00:20:41 Don't touch me! I'll have this baby
00:20:47 - Excuse me, I'm in labour.
00:20:52 - I left it at home.
00:20:57 - This is my first baby.
00:21:02 You didn't finish this.
00:21:07 - Put these on over your clothes.
00:21:14 - Nurse, another one's coming.
00:21:20 Okay, this'll pass. Watch the head.
00:21:23 God! I need some drugs.
00:21:27 - Slow down your breathing.
00:21:32 - You've got to calm down.
00:21:37 - No, you don't want drugs.
00:21:42 By the time they
00:21:47 - But what about now?
00:21:53 Are you a doctor? Come on.
00:22:00 - Water break?
00:22:04 - Are we doing our Lamaze breathing?
00:22:09 I'll go to summer school
00:22:14 - How about some Demerol?
00:22:18 I'd like some of that.
00:22:23 So it doesn't wear off
00:22:27 I think maybe I'm in a bit more pain
00:22:33 Be sure and give me enough.
00:22:36 - There we go.
00:22:41 That is a little more like it.
00:22:45 Hey, here's Mr. Hand here.
00:22:51 Now that is very cosmic.
00:22:56 What's that light down there?
00:23:01 That's it, breathe!
00:23:05 Attagirl, push. One more.
00:23:10 Stop with that pushing!
00:23:19 Help!
00:23:22 No, put me back in! Let go
00:23:28 It's a boy.
00:23:30 It's a boy.
00:23:33 Who are you?
00:23:38 Get that thing away from me.
00:23:42 - You want to do the cord?
00:23:46 I need that!
00:23:49 Lady, a blanket,
00:23:57 No, don't do that!
00:24:03 Where are we going now?
00:24:08 Oh, very nice . . .
00:24:20 I don't know about you,
00:24:24 So you're the one
00:24:28 You're the one
00:24:34 This is the weirdest thing that's
00:24:42 I don't get it. I just don't
00:24:48 Where are my thumbs?
00:24:54 - I have to get my own place.
00:25:00 What a surprise!
00:25:03 Who stole my sucking thing?
00:25:08 I just remembered
00:25:19 Look at all those daddies.
00:25:22 Making goofball faces
00:25:29 You won't find your father here.
00:25:32 I really messed things up for you.
00:25:36 Don't be upset.
00:25:41 And not just some handsome guy
00:25:45 You're all that matters to me.
00:25:56 Out, down, in, out . . .
00:26:03 What have you got there?
00:26:07 Yeah, two of them.
00:26:17 Oh, my God!
00:26:27 "On the third or fourth day
00:26:31 Slightly?
00:26:42 Workman.
00:26:45 - Oh, no! Sorry.
00:26:52 - You got your figure back.
00:26:57 Sorry I hit you and yelled at you,
00:27:01 I still owe you that cab fare,
00:27:07 - How do you like New York so far?
00:27:11 I'll get you the rest later . . .
00:27:17 - How did you know where I lived?
00:27:24 Thanks.
00:27:26 You should look through that thing.
00:27:36 Don't smoke that around my baby.
00:27:40 There's a 62% higher rate of cancer
00:27:45 What are you trying to say?
00:27:50 Do you think the drugs
00:27:55 - How did you know I had drugs?
00:27:59 You can tell in his eyes.
00:28:02 - He does not. He looks perfect.
00:28:10 If you tried passing a watermelon,
00:28:16 Ouch! I should call
00:28:21 - Do you want a sub?
00:28:25 Don't take him out of his chair
00:28:32 Hi, Mikey. I'm James.
00:28:35 - Good to meet you.
00:28:41 - How long have you been here?
00:28:47 - Were you born in New York?
00:28:54 How do you like the outside world?
00:29:02 - Yeah, tell me about it.
00:29:07 - Can you say black coffee?
00:29:13 Regular coffee has two sugars and
00:29:18 Can I borrow some of yours?
00:29:25 That's breast milk.
00:29:30 - Why didn't you tell me?
00:29:34 I'll see you guys later.
00:29:37 I'm going to take my sub and
00:29:43 I've got something
00:29:47 Could you get somebody for me?
00:29:52 You guys are no help. I'm cold and
00:29:59 It's okay, Mikey. Mommy's here.
00:30:03 That Mommy person's here again.
00:30:11 I start crying
00:30:16 Crying, I can handle that.
00:31:00 Taxi!
00:31:06 Taxi!
00:31:28 "80% of all women experience
00:31:34 I won't.
00:31:39 Like a lot of parents, I can't
00:31:45 Help, somebody burp me
00:31:51 That's it! You have some exotic
00:31:59 And your father deserted us so he
00:32:04 I think you can safely say
00:32:08 - Hello!
00:32:13 Where's my grandson?
00:32:18 There he is.
00:32:23 - Mikey, do you know who I am?
00:32:29 - I'm your grandma.
00:32:33 - Yes, I am.
00:32:40 - Who's got a wet tushy?
00:32:49 After a new diaper, I like
00:32:54 If you had a man instead of a frozen
00:32:59 You make it sound like I had
00:33:04 - You look awful.
00:33:08 You're using too much powder.
00:33:11 Why don't you get out of the house?
00:33:17 A what?
00:33:22 She's gone!
00:33:31 Who would you want
00:33:35 Someone with a small mouth
00:33:39 - A guy to help raise your child.
00:33:45 I'm looking for a guy
00:33:50 - not into drugs, not a deadbeat,
00:33:55 - And cute.
00:34:01 You're my first date
00:34:04 This looks delicious.
00:34:08 What is this?
00:34:13 I asked for no dressing,
00:34:17 Are you deaf or something?
00:34:23 What's this "C" in algebra?
00:34:30 Are you an idiot?
00:34:33 Dating is difficult, but you've got
00:34:40 I'm not so sure about that.
00:34:44 This fork and this plate are dirty,
00:34:50 Check your water.
00:34:53 Mikey, what is this mess?
00:35:00 Why are school shirts
00:35:04 Straighten this up properly.
00:35:14 - Hi.
00:35:17 - Somebody call for a cab?
00:35:21 More mail for Vincent Ubriacco.
00:35:25 Let me have them. Put them up here,
00:35:31 - It's good seeing you again.
00:35:40 - You're stealing my mail!
00:35:45 - You put it in your pocket!
00:35:49 - I sent them here. I'll explain.
00:35:54 My grandfather Vincent
00:35:58 - and there's a place in Manhattan,
00:36:04 You want to use my mailing address?
00:36:07 I could have you arrested. Screwing
00:36:13 Stealing mail is,
00:36:17 - Can I get the other letters?
00:36:22 I went out of my way
00:36:27 Thank you very much,
00:36:32 You're not going to get caught.
00:36:38 - I'll baby-sit.
00:36:41 - You don't know about babies.
00:36:47 - I know a lot about babies.
00:36:51 - No can do, Friday's out.
00:36:57 - Okay, Friday, but that's it.
00:37:02 - One aerobics class.
00:37:06 Can't do. I teach.
00:37:08 What do you teach?
00:37:12 - That's not funny.
00:37:15 Friday nights, two aerobics classes,
00:37:21 You're pushing it.
00:37:25 - Sucker.
00:37:28 - Don't force-feed him like that.
00:37:33 - Why don't you take a nap?
00:37:38 - He knows when he's tired.
00:37:44 If he doesn't take a nap -
00:37:47 - he will wake up and want
00:37:52 - Who says?
00:37:56 - They just want to sell books.
00:38:01 Dr. Spock loves us. He protested
00:38:06 I'm sorry I said anything
00:38:10 I can't believe she's getting
00:38:14 - Have you got any other letters?
00:38:34 Mommy's asleep. Watch this.
00:39:04 What do you say you and me take
00:39:09 - Is that a deal?
00:39:15 See that? That's my cab.
00:39:19 I do this to make money,
00:39:28 Okay, this is called driving.
00:39:32 When you get older,
00:39:36 First, you put the little stick
00:39:40 Then you move your foot
00:39:45 You move the big circle around.
00:39:48 No problem, I can do this.
00:40:13 - Hey.
00:40:17 That silver plane is a VJ-1 0.
00:40:20 That big plane is a Viscount.
00:40:23 - Hey, Carrie.
00:40:27 - Is it yours?
00:40:32 I'm kidding. Is this my schedule?
00:40:36 - There's nothing on it.
00:40:42 Do these things come in different
00:40:47 - What are you staring at?
00:40:56 Mikey?
00:41:02 Mikey?
00:41:15 I want to report a missing baby.
00:41:20 Maybe he was kidnapped,
00:41:24 Hey, Grandpa.
00:41:27 That's Grandpa.
00:41:30 Do I know you?
00:41:41 - Jimmy!
00:41:45 - I don't remember your baby.
00:41:50 - You sure it isn't yours?
00:41:54 What are those hairy jobs
00:41:59 Let me see those things.
00:42:04 - Mikey, lay off him.
00:42:09 - Honey, I'm home.
00:42:13 - Hey, you're up.
00:42:20 Mommy and her baby . . .
00:42:24 Idiot! I called the police.
00:42:29 - You knew I was with him.
00:42:34 - I was baby-sitting for you.
00:42:39 Damn it! I got a splinter.
00:42:42 Let me see it.
00:42:45 - Have you got a needle?
00:42:52 Sit down.
00:42:56 Oh, stop.
00:42:58 If you don't hold still,
00:43:03 It hurts. Don't do it that way.
00:43:07 - You're poking me!
00:43:11 - It can't hurt that much.
00:43:16 - Look at that. That's a big one.
00:43:24 - All better.
00:43:33 Mikey, I've got to go.
00:43:37 Ready? High-five.
00:43:44 - Bye.
00:43:56 - Mollie, who was that?
00:44:01 The babysitter?
00:44:06 - Ma!
00:45:18 - Ma . . .
00:45:22 - You ever get bored with Daddy?
00:45:35 Mikey needs a father.
00:45:38 - I just can't find the right guy.
00:45:43 - I don't like anybody.
00:45:47 Find someone you have something
00:45:53 We both like to go to the movies.
00:45:59 He's in Daddy's firm. He's handsome
00:46:09 Hello! Rosie didn't tell me
00:46:12 I'm surprised, that's usually
00:46:17 Come on in.
00:46:19 This is my son Michael. I'll get
00:46:25 - Hi, little guy.
00:46:29 Are you watching some TV?
00:46:33 Don't touch that.
00:46:37 Hey, it's the bear show.
00:46:42 - Leave it on football.
00:46:48 - That guy's a good actor.
00:46:56 You dick.
00:47:02 - Baby! Hot mama!
00:47:07 - Don't I look good?
00:47:11 - What are you all dressed up for?
00:47:15 You'd better call her.
00:47:19 Yeah, right. You've got a date
00:47:24 - Don't count on it.
00:47:28 Harry, this is the babysitter.
00:47:32 - I'm just watching the game here.
00:47:38 So you're an accountant?
00:47:42 - She's a CPA.
00:47:47 It's got to be tough
00:47:51 But Mollie is tough. She hates it
00:47:57 - or pick up the tab.
00:48:02 - She's liberated?
00:48:07 Come here, Mikey.
00:48:12 - Do this.
00:48:16 Give it back.
00:48:20 May I just say one thing?
00:48:23 - You look better without it.
00:48:27 - Sexy.
00:48:30 - All right, I'll leave it off.
00:48:36 Bye-bye. See you.
00:48:41 - Yeah, all right.
00:48:48 It was very uncomfortable.
00:48:51 A kind of bloated, gassy . . .
00:48:57 I'd sit down in the bathroom . . .
00:49:02 Nothing would come out.
00:49:05 I called my doctor about two . . .
00:49:10 . . . three weeks after this started.
00:49:13 He said I'd better come in
00:49:20 - What was I saying?
00:49:24 So I went in for the ultrasound
00:49:28 It wasn't gallstones.
00:49:34 The doctor said I'd better have
00:49:39 - Have you ever had a barium enema?
00:49:44 It's disgusting,
00:49:48 Is it true that colons
00:49:54 How so?
00:50:01 They never do that for me.
00:50:14 Get on my knee.
00:50:25 - Hold it. Okay.
00:50:33 Yeah, I can do that.
00:50:38 Let's walk.
00:50:45 I'm dancing. I'm bad.
00:50:48 - Check me out now.
00:50:56 Hey, can I get paid?
00:51:11 Two, please.
00:51:19 Are you ready?
00:51:26 I'm gonna throw up,
00:51:29 Okay, shake it up.
00:51:34 Right on.
00:51:40 Ready? Shake it, Mikey.
00:51:45 Let's go.
00:51:52 Aeroplane.
00:51:56 Mikey's a plane.
00:51:59 All right.
00:52:07 Finally, I passed the stone.
00:52:10 It's the most excruciating thing
00:52:14 - I had a really good time tonight.
00:52:17 A lot of guys would feel threatened
00:52:24 - What?
00:52:28 - He did, did he?
00:52:31 - Come here.
00:52:35 - Come on, Mollie, it's early.
00:52:41 Jerk.
00:52:49 Shit!
00:53:06 I'm home.
00:53:10 You can go on your date now.
00:53:41 - Hey, Mikey!
00:53:45 - I want to talk to you.
00:53:50 Right back at you, babe.
00:53:54 - Hiya, Mickey.
00:54:01 - Megan, good to see you.
00:54:06 - Did you get your hair cut?
00:54:10 I hate it.
00:54:14 It looks great.
00:54:18 I used to have curls at the end.
00:54:21 - I remember.
00:54:25 - Now they're gone.
00:54:30 - I look like a boy. No offence.
00:54:39 How many babies does it take
00:54:46 - How many?
00:54:53 I don't get it.
00:54:56 Where's she going?
00:55:01 - Who is he?
00:55:07 What's a daddy? What do they do?
00:55:10 The big men types
00:55:15 I get it. Maybe I'll ask James
00:55:27 We 'll eat all the pudding now . . .
00:55:34 - I still ain't eating it.
00:55:42 All right, don't look at Mommy.
00:56:00 You've got to love her.
00:56:20 Watch this, Mikey.
00:56:32 - Now that's entertainment.
00:56:37 - Look at the look on his face.
00:56:42 You said
00:56:46 I was, but I never make that face.
00:56:51 You know what I thought
00:56:55 - Go to my grandfather's new home.
00:57:00 Yeah, you'd enjoy it . . .
00:57:05 You are such a baby. If you want me
00:57:09 Would you please come with me
00:57:15 - That's how you handle a woman.
00:57:24 You want to go to lunch
00:57:28 - Employees get free lunches.
00:57:32 I must know 20 ways
00:57:36 - You do this a lot?
00:57:40 I don't pay for L. D.'s, either.
00:57:46 I go up to a company receptionist.
00:57:49 I pretend I'm a lost messenger,
00:57:57 I wouldn't be driving this cab
00:58:01 - What do flight instructors make?
00:58:07 . . . a month.
00:58:15 - Give me my bag!
00:58:21 - I've got my teeth in there.
00:58:25 Tell him not to touch my teeth.
00:58:32 Welcome, gramps.
00:58:36 - Are we stopping for a bite to eat?
00:58:41 - They got good shrimp here?
00:58:45 This is it. Enjoy your stay.
00:58:49 Grandpa, this is great.
00:58:52 You've got a terrific view.
00:58:57 Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:59:00 He's got a sweet tooth.
00:59:06 - Just don't let him find the bag.
00:59:12 That smells good.
00:59:14 - Grandpa, that smells good.
00:59:21 Watch this.
00:59:26 Let me try that.
00:59:31 - What do you want?
00:59:35 The woman has thousands more nerves
00:59:42 - I bet the kid's not even yours.
00:59:49 He's worse at this than I am.
00:59:54 Come on, taste it.
00:59:57 Open wide.
01:00:01 - Thank you for helping me.
01:00:06 - You want to go flying?
01:00:10 - Maintenance flights are free.
01:00:15 Free phone calls, free lunches . . .
01:00:20 I've got the town wired. If we were
01:00:26 - Fly with me.
01:00:30 - Come on. Are you scared?
01:00:36 - Where are the parachutes?
01:00:41 Didn't you ever see
01:00:46 There's one big difference.
01:00:53 - Is your wing smoking?
01:00:57 - It was just a joke to relax you.
01:01:02 I feel so out of control.
01:01:05 I'll give you your first lesson.
01:01:11 - I'm not touching your stick.
01:01:16 That feels good, baby.
01:01:18 Get familiar with the stick.
01:01:22 - There you go, you're flying.
01:01:27 I'm doing a good job. This is easy!
01:01:33 - It's like great sex, isn't it?
01:01:39 - He's pretty tired.
01:01:48 - Do you want a drink?
01:02:47 Stop it!
01:02:49 Stop yelling or your father will
01:02:54 Knock it off!
01:02:58 Princess,
01:03:03 I'm hungry.
01:03:05 Hold your horses, or I'll knock you
01:03:11 You know that dumpster behind
01:03:16 A perfectly good head of lettuce,
01:03:21 Who wants a surprise?
01:03:27 The point is this: Just because
01:03:33 - Do we live like kings, or what?
01:03:47 Again!
01:03:50 Wait a minute.
01:03:53 - I'm sorry, I really do want this.
01:03:57 - It's Mikey.
01:04:00 I have to be very clear
01:04:07 I can't make any more mistakes
01:04:14 - But I'm crazy about Mikey.
01:04:19 You're such a good kisser and
01:04:24 Goodbye. Please . . . Goodbye.
01:04:29 - Mollie, could I talk to you?
01:04:35 Just between you and me,
01:04:40 What do you mean?
01:04:43 Pearlman's doing the bank recs.
01:04:48 Now Albert's returns are due.
01:04:52 I traded Rubenstein two accounts
01:04:58 I can't do it anymore . . .
01:05:02 We're accountants . . .
01:05:06 - I don't . . .
01:05:10 Now, with all the new tax laws,
01:05:13 - You don't understand . . .
01:05:19 Don't give me that look.
01:05:27 Please, give me a second chance.
01:05:33 I felt so guilty
01:05:36 You've been such an asshole,
01:05:43 That's okay. I want you to.
01:05:47 - Mollie, Mollie . . .
01:05:50 - I'll burst if I don't kiss you.
01:05:58 Albert can see you now.
01:06:07 - Mollie, how's Mickey?
01:06:11 - Is he talking yet?
01:06:14 Crawling?
01:06:18 I'm not interested in your stories.
01:06:22 - I've been meaning to talk to you.
01:06:31 Eyelash tinting,
01:06:35 - You can't deduct any of this crap.
01:06:39 Not unless she suffered any injury.
01:06:47 Is Priscilla sick?
01:06:51 Therapy.
01:06:55 It really frightens Priscilla.
01:06:58 We're all seeing a psychiatrist now.
01:07:04 - I'm happy for you, Albert.
01:07:08 You've got to believe I love you.
01:07:14 - It just turned out that way.
01:07:19 - Do you have a picture of Mickey?
01:07:25 - I think about you two every day.
01:07:29 I try to call, but I can't do it.
01:07:32 I'm too ashamed.
01:07:37 I've been so confused.
01:07:51 - He has my eyes.
01:07:55 It's confusing loving someone
01:07:59 Could I see him?
01:08:05 All right.
01:08:09 Next time you talk to your mom,
01:08:14 Hit me. Hit it again.
01:08:17 - No . . . yeah?
01:08:21 - I know what I'm doing.
01:08:26 I told you I could play. I've been
01:08:32 I want you to be my daddy.
01:08:38 - Who is it?
01:08:44 - Is Mollie here?
01:08:50 - Is Mikey here? I'm his father.
01:08:54 - Are you the sperm donor?
01:08:59 - He's from artificial insemination.
01:09:05 - I have a key.
01:09:09 - What?
01:09:13 If you are the father,
01:09:17 - When was he born?
01:09:22 What's his favourite toy,
01:09:25 No, Barney. How many diapers
01:09:30 - A father should know.
01:09:35 - Go play some video games.
01:09:41 Come on, Dad. Let's go.
01:09:45 Go for the body!
01:09:54 Get out of here!
01:10:00 Yes, that feels good.
01:10:09 - What happened?
01:10:14 - Why, was he here?
01:10:20 - You lied about the insemination.
01:10:25 Do you love him?
01:10:30 - What?
01:10:34 I don't know who I love.
01:10:37 The only thing that matters to me
01:10:41 Albert is successful, responsible
01:10:49 - I don't want him seeing Mikey.
01:10:54 - He has a right to see his son.
01:10:59 - You are not his father.
01:11:05 Look at you. You're like a big kid.
01:11:08 Are you responsible enough
01:11:13 Is getting pregnant by a married man
01:11:17 - Stop it.
01:11:20 I've seen you use Mikey to push guys
01:11:26 - Get out!
01:11:36 Can a person past
01:11:41 Daddy's lipids fell to 1 85.
01:11:44 I'm not talking about cholesterol.
01:11:49 I don't know.
01:11:51 When you met Daddy at that dance,
01:11:56 - I liked the look of his uniform.
01:12:02 I didn't like
01:12:05 You had no idea if he was
01:12:11 If I thought like that, we wouldn't
01:12:17 You're grossing me out.
01:12:23 Hi, Lupe.
01:12:27 I just want to talk to Mikey
01:12:33 Hey, Gerber-face, high-five.
01:12:39 Look, Mikey . . . I don't know
01:12:45 - What's the matter?
01:12:48 She's got this crazy idea
01:12:53 She probably wouldn't
01:12:58 I think he did an okay job.
01:13:05 Hi, Lupe.
01:13:09 - The man's in the baby's room.
01:13:16 He said, "Don't hit girls,
01:13:22 What about pushing them?
01:13:24 He'd say, "Finish your meat,
01:13:32 The one that sticks out the most
01:13:37 "lf your friend jumps off a bridge,
01:13:42 To this very day,
01:13:50 It doesn't amount to much.
01:13:53 A good father keeps the mother happy
01:14:01 She called me a big kid . . .
01:14:05 You're one year old
01:14:09 Anyway . . .
01:14:15 - I'll miss you.
01:14:25 - No, I want you to have it.
01:14:31 He'll take good care of you.
01:14:39 - We're going to see Daddy today.
01:14:44 - The blue or the lamb?
01:14:50 - The lamb?
01:14:54 Please don't make me wear clothes
01:14:58 I don't like this.
01:15:03 - You look great.
01:15:12 Look at this room.
01:15:15 I bet I could take those apart.
01:15:19 Little metal things . . . I'll stick
01:15:25 Mollie, hi. This must be Mikey.
01:15:30 Hiya, fella. What are you doing?
01:15:35 - Aren't you a handsome . . .
01:15:40 Bull's-eye!
01:15:42 It's all right.
01:15:48 - He's beautiful. He looks like you.
01:15:55 I know the circumstances
01:16:00 - But I know it wasn't a mistake.
01:16:05 You will never escape me.
01:16:09 - Mikey, don't do that!
01:16:13 Some people don't have the strength
01:16:21 What are you trying to say?
01:16:25 I'm saying I still love you
01:16:31 - And what about Mikey?
01:16:38 He needs a father.
01:16:40 I'm living alone for the first time
01:16:47 I can't be anybody's father now.
01:16:52 - I've raised my kids.
01:16:57 - Have they moved out?
01:17:02 It wouldn't be fair to Mikey.
01:17:07 - Is he taking a dump?
01:17:14 - I'll get you cleaned up.
01:17:20 - He'll ask about his daddy.
01:17:25 Don't do that here.
01:17:31 - Now it's junk!
01:17:35 Of course I understand. You're going
01:17:42 I know you will understand that I'm
01:17:52 Let's trash the place.
01:18:02 I'm sorry about that stupid outfit.
01:18:05 I'm sorry I made you meet
01:18:10 Every time I take you someplace,
01:18:16 Yet the person who has a genetic
01:18:22 Everybody loves you.
01:18:26 Ma loves you. Rona loves you.
01:18:29 James loves you.
01:18:37 - Give him a call.
01:18:42 Hello?
01:18:45 It's for you. You take this one,
01:18:50 This is Lou Franklin,
01:18:55 He's become abusive and violent.
01:18:59 - Should I call Health & Welfare?
01:19:15 - What's going on?
01:19:19 He's a mean old bastard!
01:19:22 - Look what he did to my arm?
01:19:26 - They're hiding Dora.
01:19:30 - Then where is she?
01:19:36 Let's get your face cleaned up.
01:19:42 You're my favourite daughter-in-law.
01:19:48 That's why Jimmy loves you so much.
01:19:55 - There you go.
01:20:00 I'll show you some pictures.
01:20:05 Grandpa, did you eat all these
01:20:10 - The bastards stole my candy.
01:20:14 - Where's the director's office?
01:20:18 - We're busy.
01:20:22 I'll be back in a minute.
01:20:26 This isn't his usual behaviour.
01:20:33 It isn't the orderly's
01:20:37 He requires a private nurse.
01:20:41 No, he doesn't. The orderly was told
01:20:50 - He said no problem.
01:20:54 Bill always says no problem.
01:21:01 - So can Grandpa stay?
01:21:05 - Thank you.
01:21:14 - Hi.
01:21:18 - Your grandfather can stay.
01:21:23 - I wanted to do it.
01:21:29 - Don't bother.
01:21:31 D.J. , it's time for lunch.
01:21:36 - Are you okay with him?
01:21:42 Steven and Paulie,
01:21:47 - Hi, Vince.
01:21:56 Esther . . . I'd like you
01:22:02 Hey, there goes James.
01:22:06 Where's he going?
01:22:11 - They took me to the beauty salon.
01:22:16 Going down.
01:22:19 I'll just press all these.
01:22:24 Perfect! I'll just hitch a ride
01:22:31 There we go. Take her away, boys.
01:22:37 - Mikey.
01:22:41 - He was just here.
01:22:47 - I'll check the hallway.
01:22:53 Hi, toots. Anyone seen my dad?
01:22:56 - That's lda's grandson.
01:23:02 - Here, fella, go find your grandma.
01:23:07 When the police get here,
01:23:13 All right, I'm on the case now.
01:23:18 That is exactly what I need.
01:23:22 I could find him in one of those.
01:23:27 I'll set this thing down right here
01:23:32 What was it James said?
01:23:36 Stick this in here . . .
01:23:40 Move the circle around
01:23:44 Mikey!
01:23:46 Mikey!
01:23:52 - He's in the back of that car.
01:23:57 - Hey!
01:24:09 I got this driving thing knocked.
01:24:17 Move it!
01:24:21 There he is. Look at me.
01:24:28 James . . . where's he going?
01:24:38 - What are you doing?
01:24:41 You'll lose him.
01:24:45 I know this alley
01:25:04 Mikey! He's gone!
01:25:09 Mikey!
01:25:11 - You had a little boy in there.
01:25:16 He's about this big.
01:25:19 - This is a good place to spot him.
01:25:24 Mikey, stop!
01:25:27 - James, is that you?
01:25:31 James, Mommy . . .
01:25:34 Here I come.
01:25:37 - Mikey!
01:25:50 - Did you see what just happened?
01:25:59 Are you all right, honey?
01:26:04 He doesn't have a scratch on him.
01:26:07 I finally got you both together.
01:26:10 I better take
01:26:14 Ma, I want James to be the daddy.
01:26:18 - Thanks for all your help.
01:26:24 - Dada.
01:26:30 No, I'm talking
01:26:32 - He thinks you're his father.
01:26:37 He probably thinks
01:26:50 I hope
01:26:58 Should I tell them
01:27:02 No, I'll wait.
01:27:56 - Hi, honey.
01:28:01 Say "Hi, Julie."
01:28:03 Don't start with me, kid! I've had
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