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00:00:07 [# My Morning Jacket: One Big Holiday]
00:00:51 [Man] It only happens
00:00:55 It's like a mating ritual or something.
00:00:59 Isn't that romantic?
00:01:01 [Chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, it is.
00:01:20 - [Woman] Chris!
00:01:22 - [Woman 2] That's so not cool.
00:01:25 - Sorry.
00:01:26 - Shit. They're gone.
00:01:29 - They're usually right here.
00:01:32 - The party's that way.
00:01:35 - Danny.
00:01:37 - [Engine revving]
00:01:39 Whoo!
00:01:45 [Danny] Yeah!
00:01:47 Class of '03, kiss my ass!
00:01:50 Now look.
00:01:55 My God. They're so beautiful.
00:02:06 Look, look. You can grab the light.
00:02:18 [Screeching]
00:02:19 - Jesus!
00:02:26 - You can turn the lights back on.
00:02:28 - They were so beautiful.
00:02:31 - Please. You're freaking me out.
00:02:34 - Now!
00:02:36 - Turn on the goddamn lights!
00:02:38 All right.
00:02:47 [Alarm beeping]
00:02:48 [Chris] I wake up.
00:02:54 Turn off the alarm.
00:02:56 I look outside
00:03:01 I take a shower...
00:03:04 ...with soap.
00:03:11 And then I shave.
00:03:16 Sometimes I cry for no reason.
00:03:20 But I'm getting a handle on it.
00:03:23 [Alarm beeping]
00:03:25 I wake up.
00:03:28 I get dressed.
00:03:33 I take my meds.
00:03:36 When Lewis is gone,
00:03:41 I eat breakfast,
00:03:45 It confuses me, which makes me mad.
00:03:50 [Alarm beeping]
00:03:52 I wake up.
00:03:57 I put on my coat and go to class.
00:04:07 I wake up.
00:04:14 [Man] Ten more seconds.
00:04:17 We're just doing one day, OK?
00:04:25 And time.
00:04:29 It's OK, chief. It's not a test.
00:04:39 [Honking]
00:05:04 [Children laughing]
00:05:42 [Beeping]
00:06:11 - Hey.
00:06:17 That's a nice hug.
00:06:23 Want anything?
00:06:27 [Man] Hi.
00:06:29 - What are you having?
00:06:31 - I'll have that. Thanks.
00:06:35 - Any problems this week?
00:06:38 Swearing? Crying?
00:06:40 - Sequencing or memory issues?
00:06:42 Taking your meds?
00:06:44 - So all's good.
00:06:48 You're the only one who can talk about
00:06:51 Well, in that case, I'm great.
00:06:54 There you go.
00:06:56 - Careful. It's hot.
00:07:04 Have you spoken to Mr. Tuttle yet?
00:07:06 - No. I will.
00:07:08 - You were a model before.
00:07:10 I was just wondering how you go from
00:07:15 After my head injury I realized there
00:07:19 Wanna go to a movie with me sometime?
00:07:21 - I don't think that's a good idea.
00:07:26 We should talk about the women
00:07:28 - You mean besides you?
00:07:35 Think you should do something
00:07:38 I think about fucking you all the time.
00:07:42 I don't think they heard that
00:07:44 - I didn't mean it like that. I meant...
00:07:48 Would you have said that
00:07:51 So now you're gonna bring up
00:07:54 Disinhibition. That might be getting
00:07:58 Asking a stranger for sex isn't
00:08:03 - Not a good one.
00:08:05 - I have a relationship with you.
00:08:13 - Why are you here?
00:08:16 I know why I'm here.
00:08:18 I'm here to help you get what you want.
00:08:22 But you've gotta know
00:08:27 I just wanna be who I was.
00:09:05 [Machine beeps]
00:09:07 [Man] Hey, kid, your mom called
00:09:10 I told her you had a hooker in your room
00:09:13 but that I'd be sure
00:09:16 OK, so the menu for tonight
00:09:19 That's that pasta that's got
00:09:23 The tomatoes are on the counter, so
00:09:56 Garlic press, asshole.
00:10:05 [Screams]
00:10:06 Fuck!
00:10:13 [Man 2] Hello, 1-800-Flowers.
00:10:15 Ma'am, if I can send them to my own
00:10:20 And it just so happens to be
00:10:24 Let's see. It's got roses and lilies
00:10:29 Australiums, which smell awesome,
00:10:34 [Chris] Lewis, I can't find
00:10:37 They should last
00:10:41 Terrific. And your name?
00:10:44 Kathy. Is that with a C or a K?
00:10:47 K. Kathy with a K.
00:11:06 Chris?
00:11:11 I don't smell dinner.
00:11:17 Chris?
00:11:42 I'm sorry, Lewis.
00:11:49 - Feel better?
00:11:52 Chop some lettuce, cucumber, whatever
00:11:58 - Let's talk about your afternoon.
00:12:01 Oh, yeah? Let me guess.
00:12:04 Or topic B,
00:12:08 Reggie had us list a typical day,
00:12:14 - I couldn't think of just a list.
00:12:19 Think of it as a story instead.
00:12:23 A story like what?
00:12:25 Like, you know,
00:12:29 took a piss, beat off in the shower..."
00:12:32 - How is that gonna help me?
00:12:35 Stories are what help us
00:12:38 - I can't tell stories.
00:12:41 OK. How about War and fucking Peace?
00:12:43 That's a story.
00:12:46 How about Goldilocks
00:12:49 Where's the cucumber?
00:12:55 - Come on. Let's hear it.
00:12:59 Entertain me.
00:13:01 OK. Once upon a time, there was
00:13:06 - And then?
00:13:08 I don't know, man.
00:13:11 Fucking hit by a truck. This is stupid.
00:13:14 Start at the end. Can't tell a story
00:13:19 And lose the wolf.
00:13:25 The three bears find Goldilocks
00:13:28 And then, um, she takes off.
00:13:31 Exactly. All right, now, that's the end.
00:13:35 Um, one goes, "Someone's been sleeping
00:13:41 And before that it was,
00:13:44 Yeah, and then the bear kid's chair's
00:13:47 Then it goes all the way back
00:13:50 - First she walks in the forest.
00:13:54 You just gotta start at the end,
00:14:38 - Hi, Mrs. Lange.
00:14:41 - He's in a good mood.
00:14:43 - Good night.
00:14:52 The harvest checks go out
00:14:55 That means we're going to be very busy
00:15:02 Which is why I want you to write down
00:15:04 "bank extra clean"
00:15:08 Good night.
00:15:12 Mr. Tuttle?
00:15:16 I'd like to apply to the executive
00:15:19 but before I can, I have to have worked
00:15:23 - Take that up with Mrs. Lange.
00:15:26 We've been practicing.
00:15:29 She what?
00:15:31 See?
00:15:35 You said you'd think about
00:15:38 You have to be able
00:15:41 A good teller is primarily
00:15:43 A teller keeps track of money
00:15:46 taking care to keep the corners on bills
00:15:50 At the end...
00:15:54 Um... The end...
00:15:58 Ends...
00:16:01 At the end... At the end of the day,
00:16:04 the teller balances the cash
00:16:07 A good teller can go for years
00:16:10 Mrs. Lange has never been
00:16:13 But the real key
00:16:16 The motto of a teller is,
00:16:20 - "But mostly be accurate."
00:16:23 Mrs. Lange also says the women's
00:16:27 Good night.
00:16:40 [Announcer] He'll scoop the puck
00:16:44 Hartigan will center it
00:16:47 Defense pushed it back to the line
00:16:51 Lang floats it back to Lidstrom,
00:16:56 Now fires a rising shot. Kicked aside.
00:17:02 [Raises volume] Trevor Letowski
00:17:06 A glove save. Now the puck bounces
00:17:11 In pursuit Manny Malhotra.
00:17:13 Detroit played better
00:17:16 Malhotra is all over Williams,
00:17:18 forcing the Red Wings to have
00:17:21 Here comes Lidstrom
00:17:24 Drop pass. Samuelson with a shot.
00:17:29 Passed to Danny Stevens.
00:17:36 Lidstrom right down the center.
00:17:39 Fakes it left.
00:17:44 Pratt fakes a shot on the right
00:17:49 - [Horn blaring]
00:17:58 I think Mark...
00:18:01 Game is tied...
00:18:05 And there's Holmstrom,
00:18:20 You cannot be serious.
00:18:24 That is pathetic.
00:18:34 That's Chris Pratt.
00:18:40 Put that fucking thing out.
00:18:55 [# 78 Saab: No Illusions]
00:19:07 - Can I get you something?
00:19:10 Yep.
00:19:17 This lady calls me over and she's, like,
00:19:23 Hey.
00:19:25 Can you break a fifty?
00:19:31 Damn. And I thought I was good-Iooking.
00:19:37 - You having a good time?
00:19:38 Well, that's all that matters, right?
00:19:42 Enjoy yourself.
00:19:47 Hey, Chris Pratt, right?
00:19:51 Gary Spargo. We know each other.
00:19:53 I was a couple of years ahead
00:19:56 We went out a couple of times,
00:19:59 How's she doing, anyway? Alison, right?
00:20:02 Yeah, she's good, man.
00:20:05 - Just my luck.
00:20:08 - Well, it was nice seeing you, anyway.
00:20:11 - You say hello to Alison for me.
00:20:14 - Yeah. Where are you?
00:20:18 Ten, twenty, thirty, five, forty...
00:20:21 You were supposed to be here
00:20:24 - Sorry, how much?
00:20:26 That's not my problem.
00:20:30 - Do you need any change with that?
00:20:32 - Thanks, chief.
00:20:36 You must be one hell of a bartender,
00:20:41 - What can I say?
00:20:44 - It's not a problem.
00:20:47 He insists. Don't you, chief?
00:20:51 Yeah. Whatever.
00:20:55 Prick. Shit, I apologize
00:20:58 [Chris] No, it's OK.
00:21:00 You know, I find myself apologizing
00:21:06 I heard something happened to you.
00:21:12 If you don't mind me asking.
00:21:15 It was a car accident.
00:21:17 and I hit a combine that was stalled
00:21:22 Well, how does a thing like that happen?
00:21:27 - I had the lights off.
00:21:29 They say I got thrown 90 feet.
00:21:32 Wait, I'm sorry. "They" say?
00:21:34 Well, no, I can't remember any of it.
00:21:36 Well, thank God for that.
00:21:39 I remember, uh, right before it
00:21:42 and one moment where I thought
00:21:46 Anybody die?
00:21:50 Yeah, two friends.
00:21:52 - You do any time?
00:21:55 But you're doing your time right now,
00:21:58 So, you drink near beer and what else?
00:22:01 It's like I can pick up a glass
00:22:05 can't always drink from it.
00:22:07 I fall asleep a lot, just nod off
00:22:10 - Yeah, me, too.
00:22:13 Yeah. Well, I call tomatoes "lemons."
00:22:19 And sometimes certain colors
00:22:23 - That's weird.
00:22:26 Well, we all got our problems, right?
00:22:30 There's an expression: "God closes
00:22:36 Or he closes the window
00:22:38 My point is...
00:22:40 ...sometimes something good
00:22:45 Sometimes you're out there and you...
00:22:49 Man, she really wears that sweater,
00:22:55 Fuck.
00:23:00 Anyway, it was a pleasure, Chris.
00:23:02 - Yeah.
00:23:54 [Chris] Once upon a time, I woke up.
00:23:59 I took a shower with soap.
00:24:03 I had breakfast.
00:24:09 I put on my coat.
00:24:13 I had Thanksgiving dinner
00:24:24 [Chris] Coming around to you.
00:24:31 - Got your key?
00:24:35 - I smell money.
00:24:42 Barb, did you make any of this?
00:24:45 - No, I'm afraid not.
00:24:48 - Not the thick nighttime ones?
00:24:52 You look great.
00:24:55 - Not sure about this coat, though.
00:24:59 - Well, I like this coat.
00:25:03 She had Charlotte with her.
00:25:07 She was in my class.
00:25:10 Charlotte said for you to call her.
00:25:13 - Lost quite a bit of weight.
00:25:15 What do you call a mushroom who goes
00:25:19 - I don't know. What?
00:25:25 This is all very good.
00:25:28 - Not too tart, not too sweet.
00:25:32 Any other old family recipes?
00:25:36 - Restaurant?
00:25:39 No. He didn't tell us.
00:25:41 What exactly would you do
00:25:46 - Well, I'd help Lewis.
00:25:51 - [Barbara] Where?
00:25:54 - Where is that?
00:25:56 A gas station? Really?
00:25:59 We'd keep the door open during summer
00:26:03 If it's a gas station,
00:26:06 We're just fucking talking about it, OK?
00:26:13 Excuse me.
00:26:28 - There are some steps.
00:26:31 Well, then, you better carry me.
00:26:34 Really?
00:26:41 - [Knock on door]
00:26:44 - Hey, you.
00:26:45 We gotta go. If I don't get her
00:26:52 You should come by sometime.
00:26:55 And Dad's waiting down in the war room.
00:26:59 Hey, uh, you remember a Gary Spargo?
00:27:02 - Who?
00:27:04 He said he went out with you
00:27:07 Well, he probably did.
00:27:09 - You look good. It's great to see you.
00:27:14 Alison, right?
00:27:17 Say goodbye to Uncle Chris.
00:27:22 In the last three years, we opened two
00:27:26 So we're all about Ford now. But a
00:27:31 What do you do
00:27:33 As little as possible.
00:27:35 Boy, you got me on the run here.
00:27:38 - There's a comforting sound.
00:27:40 It was a gift from Charlie.
00:27:43 Yeah, I know who Charlie Whitehall is.
00:27:47 - It's a nice gun.
00:27:50 Check, by the way.
00:27:56 What'd you do?
00:28:00 - Sure you wanna do that?
00:28:02 You're gonna lose your queen, right?
00:28:05 - Really?
00:28:12 Check. In fact, checkmate.
00:28:18 - I didn't see that.
00:28:21 - Good game, Dad.
00:28:23 I think we should go. Lewis, wanna go?
00:28:25 Would you rather I let you win?
00:28:30 Dad, I can't play chess anymore.
00:28:34 I'm sorry.
00:28:39 - Well, it's good seeing you.
00:28:42 Happy Thanksgiving, son.
00:28:46 Can I say something?
00:28:49 [Chris] What?
00:28:52 I don't think
00:29:02 [Knocking]
00:29:07 - Jesus, Ted, you snuck up on me.
00:29:11 They didn't have no more jellies,
00:29:15 - Thanks. You got a cold, Ted?
00:29:17 No wonder I don't got pneumonia, given
00:29:21 How come?
00:29:22 Sherry won't have the heat on
00:29:25 Because of the baby.
00:29:26 We don't refer to it
00:29:28 - We don't?
00:29:32 - It makes her hot all the time.
00:29:34 Doctor told her she's got
00:29:37 and that's why she can't cool off.
00:29:39 Kid's not even born yet,
00:29:43 You're lucky you don't ever
00:29:47 I gotta go.
00:29:50 I will.
00:29:53 - You left your door open again.
00:30:01 [# Black Rebel Motorcycle Club:
00:30:06 I thought I was good-Iooking.
00:30:09 - Excuse me?
00:30:13 Well, maybe you were.
00:30:22 - Chris Pratt?
00:30:26 My friend would like to buy you a drink.
00:30:33 I used to dance at Wet Willy's.
00:30:36 It got closed down
00:30:39 so right now I'm working with Maura
00:30:43 I'm answering phones.
00:30:46 Oh, I, um...
00:30:49 - Sorry, I forgot your name.
00:30:56 It's Luvlee. L-U-V-L-E-E.
00:31:00 Luvlee.
00:31:02 Now you'll remember me.
00:31:05 Anything about Kansas City,
00:31:08 - Yeah? Like what?
00:31:12 And Eskimo Pies.
00:31:14 And "Melts in your mouth,
00:31:18 You guys are so interesting.
00:31:20 Why don't we go somewhere quiet where
00:31:25 - Why don't we do that?
00:31:30 [Soft music playing]
00:31:34 [Moaning]
00:31:46 That's better.
00:31:50 Me and Alice Watts used to
00:31:53 I don't remember you.
00:31:54 I saw you play the night you beat
00:31:58 for the state championships.
00:32:00 It was your birthday.
00:32:04 - Yeah. Yeah, that was a good game.
00:32:07 You got your second five-minute major
00:32:12 Next game you would have
00:32:14 But it was the last game of the season,
00:32:19 So what do you do? You go and slash
00:32:22 at the end of a game you already won.
00:32:24 And, still, the whole crowd sings
00:32:31 Me and Alice Watts were, like, "Damn, it
00:32:39 Don't mind me.
00:33:02 And then I heard what happened to you
00:33:08 What was the name of the pretty girl?
00:33:11 - Kelly.
00:33:16 And everyone was talking about how you,
00:33:19 you know, you woke up this other guy.
00:33:24 I remember thinking,
00:33:27 That could be me that it happened to."
00:33:32 Anyways...
00:33:36 - Are you OK?
00:33:40 - Shit. I'm sorry.
00:33:51 - Oh, you got cold hands.
00:34:04 I see something still works.
00:34:07 - You don't have to do this.
00:34:28 [Gary] How does a titan like Robert
00:34:31 [Chris] He's never seen it.
00:34:34 Really?
00:34:38 Tomorrow a bunch of us are hanging
00:34:42 celebrate Thanksgiving dinner,
00:34:46 But wasn't that last week?
00:34:48 Yeah, well,
00:34:51 Luvlee wrote the address down
00:35:01 Hey, you know something?
00:35:04 You're better than this.
00:35:08 A lot better.
00:35:50 - Chris?
00:35:52 - Doc Watson's got nothing on me, man.
00:35:56 You get stoned?
00:35:59 - No.
00:36:03 - Were you with a lady tonight?
00:36:06 Son of a bitch, you got laid.
00:36:08 - I don't really wanna talk about it.
00:36:12 Come here.
00:36:15 So, tell me... did you get a hummer?
00:36:19 - Jesus, Lewis.
00:36:23 - Luvlee something.
00:36:26 Yes. L-U-V-L-E-E.
00:36:30 That's a new one. So what's this
00:36:38 She's nice.
00:36:39 Here I am sitting at home alone
00:36:41 while you're out getting blown and God
00:36:46 who probably has a friend.
00:36:48 - Lemons. That's what it is.
00:36:50 - That's her last name.
00:36:54 Well, it's her stage name.
00:36:58 And by stage, I'm assuming
00:37:02 - What do you mean?
00:37:04 - Where'd you meet her?
00:37:08 - Who's Gary? Gary who?
00:37:11 - Do I know this guy?
00:37:13 - I just met him down at the local.
00:37:18 - Well, I better get some sleep.
00:37:23 You dog.
00:37:29 Gary Spargo.
00:37:57 [Groaning]
00:37:59 - [Sighs]
00:38:03 Whoa! You scared me.
00:38:06 - I'm Chris.
00:38:13 Got a good grip. Come on in.
00:38:18 - Is turkey supposed to be rare?
00:38:22 I totally undercooked it. I've gotta
00:38:26 Hey. You made it.
00:38:28 Tortilla salad, pierogies, egg rolls.
00:38:32 - There's nine of us.
00:38:37 Never mind.
00:38:42 I'm the chef.
00:38:46 You smoke a joint to relax,
00:38:49 I will never let you touch me.
00:38:51 You're not comfortable
00:38:54 Don't move.
00:38:56 Everybody,
00:38:59 Hey, Chris. How you doing?
00:39:01 - Here's the Corker. Avoid that guy.
00:39:04 This is Marty. Marty is the guy
00:39:09 - He's the only boy in Kansas knows how.
00:39:13 We played you guys in Division A.
00:39:15 - I didn't really do sports.
00:39:18 Too bad.
00:39:21 How many of these things
00:39:24 - I'm gonna take all of them. Thanks.
00:39:27 Good seeing you guys.
00:39:29 Marty, watch out. It's heavy.
00:39:32 - Hey, sit down. Sit down.
00:39:35 My Uncle Bone found it
00:39:40 - Wanna try some wine?
00:39:42 Come on. Take it.
00:39:44 - Marty?
00:39:46 Nice. One for me.
00:39:49 And toast.
00:39:52 How about, uh... Fuck it. Family, right?
00:39:56 - Hey, yeah. Cheers, man.
00:39:58 Family.
00:40:00 - Welcome.
00:40:03 - Whose place is this?
00:40:06 - Dinner is served.
00:40:09 - Can we get some water?
00:40:11 - Why the hell we eating burritos?
00:40:15 - Want some gravy?
00:40:18 Nothing.
00:40:22 - [Chattering]
00:40:39 I'm just saying...
00:40:45 [Gary] Check this out.
00:40:54 [Maura]... some old farmhouse.
00:40:56 I don't know where it is.
00:40:58 No, that's water.
00:41:01 Mommy's doing dishes.
00:41:04 Mommy's cleaning up
00:41:08 I'll see you in three weeks.
00:41:11 Tell Grandma to put it on the calendar
00:41:16 [Gunfire on TV]
00:41:20 Hey, Gare.
00:41:24 Hey, man. Why don't you come on down?
00:41:28 Couldn't sleep, huh?
00:41:30 Well, that's the thing about good wine.
00:41:34 But, then, it doesn't give you
00:41:37 Unless your brain's all fucked up.
00:41:40 - You played for Framington, right?
00:41:44 Let me just clean up some of this mess.
00:41:47 [Groans]
00:41:49 What's this?
00:41:52 This? This is a project I've been
00:41:56 Probably not ready
00:42:01 - These all banks?
00:42:04 They're all banks.
00:42:08 Why are you taking pictures of banks?
00:42:10 - Because I'm gonna rob one of them.
00:42:13 Well, we're gonna rob one of them.
00:42:16 Some nice little farm bank
00:42:18 where they get
00:42:22 You know what I'm talking about?
00:42:25 - You wanna steal from farmers?
00:42:29 I'm gonna steal from the corporate
00:42:34 Agribusiness fat cats
00:42:37 enough to grow his crop
00:42:39 - Fucking tragedy is what it is.
00:42:43 So we gotta find a bank
00:42:47 where one time a year,
00:42:51 they're gonna fill that vault with cash
00:42:53 so that Farmer John can pay
00:42:59 There's this quiet, empty place
00:43:04 with no security to speak of,
00:43:05 and this quiet, empty place
00:43:10 I mean, isn't that why you drive an hour
00:43:16 What is this?
00:43:19 Chris, I will totally understand if
00:43:24 You want me to rob the bank.
00:43:26 - I can't do that.
00:43:30 I don't know, but if I had... If I had
00:43:35 the way you had your life
00:43:38 I don't think I'd give even half a rat's
00:43:42 I'd just fucking want
00:43:45 Look at this shit.
00:43:49 Don't you want your old life back?
00:43:52 - You can't give that to me.
00:43:55 But I can give you something
00:43:58 I can give you the power.
00:44:00 - Power?
00:44:03 Power.
00:44:06 Why don't you sit down?
00:44:09 Please?
00:44:11 My old man used to say to me, probably
00:44:17 whoever has the money has the power.
00:44:19 You might wanna jot that down
00:44:22 It's something
00:44:25 Do you have the power right now
00:44:28 - Do you?
00:44:30 How many janitors you know
00:44:37 Here's a question.
00:44:40 Who pays for your life?
00:44:42 You go to the ATM,
00:44:45 - Three.
00:44:47 Where does that money come from?
00:44:51 Who pays for that?
00:44:54 Given your track history,
00:44:57 which gets paid on the first
00:45:00 - Daddy.
00:45:02 Your old man,
00:45:05 but he won't give you enough money
00:45:09 He doesn't think that you can,
00:45:13 so that you have to depend on him.
00:45:16 You're as stuck as the farmers, Chris.
00:45:20 My father would give me money
00:45:23 Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:28 I'm sorry. Let's call him up.
00:45:32 Call him up, ask him.
00:45:34 Ask him for ten grand
00:45:39 Hell, ask him for one grand
00:45:44 Tell him you wanna start a business.
00:45:49 You can't.
00:45:52 I know. I mean, you know,
00:45:58 so I don't have to carry them
00:46:00 But you, your old man picked up the tab,
00:46:05 so now you drive out
00:46:08 to the spot just to remind yourself,
00:46:12 just what a piece of shit
00:46:16 - I thought we were friends.
00:46:19 Outside of some old blind guy
00:46:24 I'm the best friend you got right now,
00:46:27 You were Chris Pratt. I was three years
00:46:31 You were fucking beautiful.
00:46:34 But then...
00:46:39 Well, now... I'm gonna help you.
00:46:45 - How?
00:46:47 Maybe you'll write it down this time.
00:46:52 Whoever has the money has the power.
00:47:01 Chris? Where are you going?
00:47:17 Come on, sweetie.
00:00:03 another ten or so to get us up on
00:00:07 Show him the menu, kid.
00:00:14 Is there a separate dinner menu?
00:00:16 We're just gonna be open
00:00:19 - That way we have our nights free.
00:00:22 OK, we have the Abbie, the Huey.
00:00:25 - Who are these sandwiches named after?
00:00:28 - We could name one after you.
00:00:32 - Sure, sure. Why not?
00:00:36 What's your first name?
00:00:39 - Reuben.
00:00:41 - Lewis...
00:00:45 - This place is a gas station now?
00:00:49 Keep the gas station theme, maybe
00:00:54 paint the name of the place on the side.
00:00:56 Yeah, the name of the place.
00:01:01 Lew's Your Lunch.
00:01:04 The place is just gonna be open
00:01:07 It's very clever.
00:01:09 - But we don't have to call it that.
00:01:13 Aside from that Reuben hiccup,
00:01:18 I've got a good feeling about it.
00:01:22 I don't know if you noticed. I think
00:01:28 Chris?
00:01:30 - Chris?
00:01:33 - I thought you left me.
00:01:39 Come on. I'll drive you back to work.
00:01:42 [Reggie] Who can tell me
00:01:48 - Ritual.
00:01:52 Pattern.
00:01:56 And... repetition.
00:01:59 - [Chris] Shit.
00:02:21 Hey.
00:02:30 If you ever wanna stay late,
00:02:36 Technically, I don't know
00:02:39 - but she's got me on a goddamned pager.
00:02:41 In case she breaks water or whatever
00:02:45 I don't know. Oh!
00:02:47 Hey, missed a spot.
00:02:50 Right there.
00:02:52 See?
00:03:13 [Phone ringing]
00:03:16 - [Robert] Hello.
00:03:17 - Chris? What time is it?
00:03:21 - Is he all right?
00:03:23 - He's fine. You all right? You sure?
00:03:27 I just wanted to know
00:03:30 - What?
00:03:33 - What for?
00:03:36 - It's three o'clock in the morning...
00:03:40 - Could I borrow $1,000?
00:03:44 - No.
00:03:46 No, Dad, I'm not in trouble.
00:03:50 Because if you are,
00:03:53 I just think you should come over and
00:03:57 I have an idea.
00:04:00 With $1,000? Exactly what sort of
00:04:05 Well, I was thinking I could start
00:04:10 You know, over at the...
00:04:13 And then later
00:04:16 - Look, Chris...
00:04:18 - Yes.
00:04:21 - No, you can't have the goddamn money.
00:04:26 - Look, Chris...
00:04:30 - Hey, buddy, can I ask you a question?
00:04:33 - Do you wanna come home?
00:04:35 You don't have to be afraid to ask.
00:04:39 I gotta go, Dad.
00:04:46 [Chris] Once upon a time, I woke up.
00:04:49 I took a shower with soap.
00:04:55 I skipped breakfast
00:05:05 I cased the Noel Town bank.
00:05:20 I rented an acetylene tank
00:05:26 [Tires screeching]
00:05:31 Cork and I went car shopping.
00:05:39 And then I took pictures of the vault.
00:05:43 [Knocking]
00:05:52 - Ted.
00:05:55 - What are you taking pictures of?
00:05:57 I just, uh...
00:06:00 I just wanted to show my parents
00:06:04 Give me the camera, Chris.
00:06:10 Go stand over there.
00:06:14 I'm sure your parents would like
00:06:18 I know mine would.
00:06:20 My dad one time took a video of me
00:06:24 [Chuckles] That's my dad.
00:06:27 Why don't you put your hand
00:06:31 Yeah, that's great, that's great.
00:06:35 Vault looks like an antique
00:06:38 The lock's a 1922 Moss Hamilton.
00:06:41 Dual custody with
00:06:44 another S&G mounted vertically down,
00:06:48 I say we just cut through the side.
00:06:50 Vault's so old, it's not gonna be
00:06:54 Jackhammer the cement, torch the skin.
00:06:58 Town's so dead
00:07:01 - Cameras?
00:07:03 Chris, my number's in there.
00:07:06 - We go in there Friday.
00:07:10 No. On the night, your job will be
00:07:14 He drives by, never at the same time,
00:07:17 - That's it?
00:07:22 That's the most important job of all.
00:07:38 Hi. I'd like to exchange this, please.
00:07:43 - Yeah, this is good.
00:07:52 - [Luvlee laughs]
00:07:54 You're gonna wake up Lewis.
00:07:58 [Luvlee] I've never seen a blind person
00:08:10 - What?
00:08:12 They did that so I could breathe.
00:08:16 Ouch.
00:08:19 Do you remember?
00:08:22 I just remember I opened my eyes,
00:08:25 I saw my dad sitting there,
00:08:30 And then he starts crying.
00:08:32 - You call your dad Boomer?
00:08:39 Yeah. He was a hunting dog.
00:08:43 The only one in the world
00:08:45 - You used to shoot birds?
00:08:48 With my dad and my idiot brother.
00:08:51 - And you liked doing that?
00:08:57 What a surprise.
00:09:02 I'm gonna kiss it better.
00:09:27 Luvlee, I presume.
00:09:31 Can I offer you some pie?
00:09:34 No, thank you.
00:09:35 Probably gotta watch your figure,
00:09:38 Nice name, by the way. Luvlee Lemons.
00:09:42 I don't dance anymore.
00:09:50 Please tell me you're not waving
00:09:54 Sorry. Have you been blind
00:09:57 - Most of it, yeah.
00:10:00 - I looked at the sun too long.
00:10:04 Let me ask you a question.
00:10:07 - Why? Are you gonna Google me?
00:10:10 - Probably nothing.
00:10:15 How'd you meet Chris?
00:10:16 Center put us together
00:10:19 - Now he's your best friend?
00:10:22 Maybe your only friend, huh?
00:10:24 That thing I said about the sun?
00:10:26 That's a lie. Total bullshit.
00:10:30 Some buddies and me wanted to make
00:10:33 - You blew yourself up?
00:10:37 No, I didn't blow myself up.
00:10:41 This was a while back,
00:10:45 so unfortunately it wasn't yet known
00:10:47 that if you work
00:10:50 the fumes can
00:10:52 It probably could have been avoided
00:10:54 if I had just stopped and bothered
00:11:00 What am I doing here?
00:11:02 That is a sad story.
00:11:07 Tell me, what are you all cooking,
00:11:12 The same reason you are. Chris Pratt.
00:11:15 Sweet. Of course,
00:11:20 - Or giving somebody a cell phone.
00:11:23 - I'll bet he does.
00:11:25 I've known lots of Garys.
00:11:27 - A few Luvlees, too.
00:11:30 Meaning something tells me
00:11:33 you're going to be invited
00:11:36 I could be.
00:11:39 Sometimes I wake up and think I can see
00:11:45 The Luvlee Lemons of this world
00:11:50 Thank you.
00:11:52 - Asshole.
00:11:54 But that brings me back
00:11:58 So tonight, in the dark,
00:12:05 What are you doing here?
00:12:18 [Phone rings]
00:12:20 - [Gary] Yeah.
00:12:22 [Gary] That's good news.
00:12:28 [Honking]
00:12:44 Sorry I'm late.
00:12:47 Sherry thought
00:12:49 It was these weird fake contractions.
00:12:53 I don't really understand. Anyway,
00:12:58 - Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
00:13:03 Hey, Ted.
00:13:06 You don't always have to come by
00:13:09 You think I come by here
00:13:12 I come by here to check up on you,
00:13:16 Yeah, well... if I need a doughnut,
00:13:21 I sure as shit don't need you
00:13:25 - You know.
00:14:59 This whole Earl of Sandwich thing
00:15:03 Nobody invented the sandwich
00:15:06 - Want me to read you the menu?
00:15:10 - So you know what you want?
00:15:14 I'll tell you what, Chris,
00:15:17 Server comes up to the table,
00:15:20 tells you what's cooking that day.
00:15:22 That'll be great.
00:15:26 - I'm sorry, sightless.
00:15:30 For starters,
00:15:33 - It's Obsession.
00:15:35 - The teriyaki burger.
00:15:39 And two Cokes.
00:15:40 Tell me, gorgeous,
00:15:43 - You two are trouble, I can tell.
00:15:46 - We're just having a gimps' night out.
00:15:50 - She sounds cute.
00:15:52 - Because she sounds cute.
00:15:55 - What, you don't think she noticed?
00:15:59 And it's not even
00:16:02 I'm sorry. Did I embarrass you?
00:16:04 The way you talk to people sometimes,
00:16:07 - How do I talk to people?
00:16:11 Come on. I've been turned down more
00:16:15 - That doesn't keep me from trying.
00:16:18 Think that waitress is thinking,
00:16:20 "I wanna bone that blind guy,
00:16:23 - Larry Flynt? Oh, Jesus.
00:16:36 Do you wanna know when?
00:16:41 Sure.
00:16:43 - When?
00:16:47 Here we are, gentlemen. And enjoy.
00:16:50 Just bring the check.
00:16:53 - You're kidding, right?
00:17:18 Wait.
00:17:42 Go ahead.
00:17:58 - Good night.
00:18:09 Don't think I haven't noticed.
00:18:14 The new clothes,
00:18:16 I'm not a fool, Chris.
00:18:19 I found this in my drawer.
00:18:25 And I realized
00:18:28 and that perhaps
00:18:31 After the holidays we'll get you
00:18:35 After all, Mrs. Lange
00:18:39 Good night, Chris.
00:18:48 Oh, and don't forget to lock the door.
00:19:21 [Ringing]
00:19:24 - [Lewis] Hello.
00:19:28 I don't know why,
00:19:31 They're gonna be here soon,
00:19:34 - What?
00:19:37 Look, I'll be home in an hour. Whatever
00:19:42 I'm not at home, I'm at the bank...
00:19:50 Hey.
00:19:51 Gary.
00:19:54 I can't do this. You guys do
00:19:57 but I'm just not gonna do it.
00:20:02 I understand. Tell you what,
00:20:07 and we'll just send you a check.
00:20:12 Now go in there, get your mop,
00:20:15 do your job and shut your fucking mouth.
00:20:23 [Jackhammer rattling]
00:21:06 Deputy Doughnut.
00:21:21 That's a gun. Just know it's there.
00:21:24 But talk to him like normal.
00:21:38 Go.
00:21:43 - Hey, Ted.
00:21:45 - Cold out, huh?
00:21:47 Starting tomorrow, Phillip Costello's
00:21:51 - How come?
00:21:54 Yeah.
00:21:56 Anyway, I just wanted you to know.
00:22:00 Hey, Ted.
00:22:04 I'm sorry about the other night,
00:22:07 Forget it. I know you can't help it.
00:22:24 Very nice.
00:22:38 [Helicopter whirring]
00:23:39 [Marty] Oh, man.
00:23:43 Put your fucking gloves back on.
00:23:47 Chris.
00:24:01 OK. OK.
00:24:13 Go and get it.
00:24:58 - That's all of it.
00:25:01 [Engine sputters]
00:25:04 Go.
00:25:30 Car.
00:25:32 Don't move.
00:25:39 Shit. Cop.
00:25:47 - Jesus! It's Deputy Doughnut.
00:26:00 Chris?
00:26:06 [Ted] Chris! You in there?
00:26:24 Chris!
00:26:48 [Pager beeping]
00:26:50 Oh, God.
00:27:03 Oh, fuck.
00:27:24 Move away from the wall!
00:27:26 Don't think! Just do it!
00:27:31 - Ted?
00:27:33 - It's me.
00:27:36 Ted, there's another one!
00:27:42 Help me.
00:27:46 Help him, Bone.
00:28:32 Chris!
00:28:35 Chris!
00:28:37 Chris!
00:28:39 Fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:28:42 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:29:41 - [Siren blares]
00:30:03 License and registration, please.
00:30:09 - You were driving with your lights off.
00:30:14 - Excuse me?
00:30:16 I wanted to see her face...
00:30:20 I'm in so much trouble.
00:30:23 - Take it easy.
00:30:27 - Chris Pratt.
00:30:31 Go on home. Whatever it is
00:30:34 probably isn't as bad
00:30:36 - You want me to follow you?
00:30:39 Good night, then.
00:32:08 [Dialing cell phone]
00:32:12 - [Lewis] Hello.
00:32:14 - I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?
00:32:17 - They're up there, aren't they?
00:32:21 [Gary] Come on up here,
00:32:23 - You're gonna shoot me.
00:32:26 There's a camera in the vault. There's
00:32:32 You're gonna kill me
00:32:35 - You're gonna blame the whole thing...
00:33:28 A good teller is primarily
00:33:34 My friend would like to buy you a drink.
00:33:40 I'll say it again.
00:33:44 Whoever has the money has the power.
00:33:53 Start at the end. Can't tell a story
00:35:26 [Inhaler hisses]
00:35:28 Fucker shot me through and through.
00:35:33 [Phone rings]
00:35:35 Where you been, Christopher?
00:35:39 - Hiding the money.
00:35:41 I'll meet you at six o'clock
00:35:44 That's over an hour away.
00:35:48 I'm gonna pick up Lewis. Once we're
00:35:52 No, no. Now, listen to me.
00:35:55 We all gotta get out of here, that
00:36:00 I get caught, I'll take my chances.
00:36:03 It's not your life
00:36:06 Now, Bone will cut this blind
00:36:10 - No, he won't.
00:36:13 - I have the power.
00:36:15 I have the money, which means I have
00:36:19 - Just listen.
00:36:21 Six o'clock. The mayor's Christmas tree.
00:36:25 I have the power. Six o'clock.
00:36:28 And Lewis better not have a mark on him.
00:38:06 - Kelly?
00:38:13 I wondered when you were gonna
00:38:16 - I wanted to. I've been wanting to.
00:38:22 I miss talking to you.
00:38:25 You're not mad at me anymore?
00:38:30 You've never seen it, you know.
00:38:33 See what?
00:38:52 It's a part of me now.
00:39:08 Sit down.
00:39:13 - Where is it?
00:39:15 - Lewis, are you OK?
00:39:18 Don't do this, Chris.
00:39:21 - I don't know where it is.
00:39:25 - Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:39:29 Jesus Christ.
00:39:36 Get up.
00:39:40 What? Huh?
00:39:44 I know. You wanna kill me.
00:39:47 I've gotta kill Bone first.
00:39:53 I'm standing here asking myself,
00:39:56 "Is he really that dumb?"
00:39:59 Fuck you!
00:40:02 Or, you know, "Is he really that smart?"
00:40:13 He don't remember.
00:40:25 Where's your notebook, huh?
00:40:28 Where's your little notebook?
00:40:31 Here it is. What's this?
00:40:39 You know,
00:40:43 you know, they all look alike.
00:40:45 There's only one
00:40:53 Bone, he buried it. He's buried it.
00:40:56 Well, you know, let's go and dig it up.
00:41:28 You know, there was a three-
00:41:33 I just thought we could,
00:41:38 I thought if it all went well,
00:41:46 Such as it was.
00:42:20 [Strained panting]
00:42:22 Throw it up. Now.
00:42:37 Bring up the other one.
00:43:12 It's getting warmer, huh?
00:43:14 You have to come over here now.
00:43:38 [Shotgun cocking]
00:43:52 [Lewis] Am I dead?
00:43:56 [Panting]
00:43:59 I must be. No one's talking to me.
00:44:02 - You're not dead.
00:44:04 Stay put.
00:44:19 [Strained breathing]
00:44:24 Did you really forget?
00:44:36 [Wheezing]
00:44:41 [Chris] Once upon a time, I woke up
00:44:44 and I robbed the Noel Town Bank.
00:44:48 I returned the money
00:44:51 but in the end the FBI
00:44:53 could never pull off
00:44:57 Marty cut the phone line
00:45:00 so the whole thing
00:45:10 I still go to class, and they tell me my
00:45:15 Oh, wait. The restaurant.
00:45:19 Mr. Tuttle gave us the loan.
00:45:21 You gave me a dollar too much.
00:45:23 He comes in once in a while for lunch.
00:45:34 I started skating again.
00:45:37 I'm not as good as I used to be,
00:45:47 What happened that night on old Route 24
00:45:52 I just hope that one day
00:45:56 and I can finally tell her what
00:46:01 Until then all I can do is wake up,
00:46:05 take a shower with soap,
00:46:08 and try to forgive myself.
00:46:10 And if I can do that,
00:46:17 I don't know if that will happen.
00:46:20 I guess I'll just have to