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00:00:31 One contest...
00:00:33 Trust me.
00:00:35 This place looks sweet.
00:00:37 That's my boy.
00:00:39 Hey. Who is this guy?
00:00:42 - Don't worry about him.
00:00:44 No, I'm not worried about it,
00:00:47 Listen, man, this is fucking America,
00:00:50 Zimbabwe? Yo, fucking Caribbean, bitch.
00:00:52 How many times I gotta remind you?
00:00:54 Yo, leave this motherfucker here, man.
00:00:56 I'll drive Miss Daisy,
00:00:59 Drive this surfboard right up your...
00:01:01 Let's go.
00:01:03 Hey. Keep it down.
00:01:05 - Shut up!
00:01:07 Yeah. Yeah, I'm scared.
00:01:08 - Don't drop my board or I'll cut your throat.
00:01:12 I don't know where you found this
00:01:16 - Get the fuck away from me.
00:02:02 Wait till you see the reaction on his face.
00:02:04 Yo, it's corn-fed, fucking...
00:02:06 What the fuck are you doing
00:02:09 What you say, fussy?
00:02:12 You don't run this thing.
00:02:18 He says that you don't own the ocean.
00:02:20 Is that a fact?
00:02:22 Let me tell you something.
00:02:24 I own every drop of water
00:02:28 ...as well as the sand
00:02:30 Which I guess now includes you.
00:02:39 Hey, you know what? Fuck that.
00:02:41 Why don't you just blow me,
00:02:45 Hey. Take it easy, man.
00:02:48 Uh-uh. We're just getting started.
00:02:52 - Jesus.
00:02:54 ...we went for a swim in your pool.
00:02:56 - We'd never go into anyone's house.
00:03:24 Hey.
00:03:26 Make sure you take the head.
00:03:37 Yo. Suck my dick, bitch.
00:03:40 Hey, Shane. Check this out.
00:03:44 Ow. Fucking...
00:03:47 I think I hit the spine.
00:03:51 Oh, you son of a bitch.
00:03:54 You fucking...
00:03:55 Clear the shot.
00:03:58 There you go.
00:06:15 Not bad, right?
00:06:19 Not bad, not bad.
00:06:24 Not bad at all.
00:06:27 Right, little sister?
00:06:34 Thank you.
00:06:36 - Told you this was gonna work out.
00:06:39 The sun's overrated.
00:06:41 Gives you wrinkles.
00:06:43 - Chris.
00:06:44 Get out.
00:06:47 Be nice.
00:06:49 You're the one with the temper.
00:06:51 Now, see? That wasn't nice.
00:06:55 You're such an ass.
00:06:58 Coming.
00:07:01 - Oh, my goodness, look at you.
00:07:04 I wasn't expecting you for ages,
00:07:06 We didn't know how long it would take.
00:07:08 The last time I saw you,
00:07:10 - I drank my milk.
00:07:12 You drank your milk, you silly...
00:07:16 And Nicole, come here. Come here.
00:07:18 Let me look at you.
00:07:20 You're so beautiful. You...
00:07:22 You look so much like your mom.
00:07:25 - It's totally blowing my mind.
00:07:30 I'm sorry.
00:07:33 I'm so sorry that I didn't...
00:07:35 - That's okay, Aunt Jillian.
00:07:37 Aunt Jillian.
00:07:39 - Thank you.
00:07:41 Let's get you guys situated.
00:07:44 So this is what we call in the business
00:07:47 It's got great bones,
00:07:53 There we go.
00:07:55 So there's the kitchen over there
00:07:58 Sleeping space here, living...
00:08:01 Half-bath through there...
00:08:02 ...and it creates a very nice
00:08:06 ...that leads us straight out to... Come on.
00:08:09 - this out to here.
00:08:11 There we go. Ta-da!
00:08:13 Beautiful.
00:08:15 Just watch that step there.
00:08:17 So lots of fresh air...
00:08:19 Scat. Scat.
00:08:21 Just ignore the old guy.
00:08:23 I was thinking 650 a month,
00:08:26 Six- fifty?
00:08:27 I know, I know. I could be getting
00:08:31 Charge you guys full price?
00:08:34 Well, it sounds good.
00:08:36 It is so great having you both here.
00:08:43 Here's the keys.
00:08:53 I thought she was gonna let us
00:08:56 Well, yeah. So did I.
00:09:00 Does this even work?
00:09:03 - Plug it in, dust it off.
00:09:06 Hey, Nicole. Check this out.
00:09:11 Oh, my God.
00:09:13 We're gonna put this up right now.
00:09:17 It's a safety hazard.
00:09:19 Right there on that nail, right there.
00:09:24 Now this place has everything.
00:09:28 Chris, where are we gonna sleep?
00:09:30 No, no, no. There's a bedroom back here,
00:09:34 Maybe we can pick up
00:09:37 - A futon? A used futon?
00:09:40 Great. Yeah.
00:09:42 You know, I bet this is
00:09:46 You know what?
00:09:48 Maybe we'll get out of here
00:09:50 We can unpack later. Let's go.
00:09:52 Okay.
00:10:04 It's right here.
00:10:29 Hey, you wouldn't
00:10:32 Um... Uh...
00:10:35 You're actually wearing a watch, so...
00:10:37 Yeah.
00:10:39 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's broken,
00:10:41 Oh. Uh-huh.
00:10:43 You're Chris Emerson, right?
00:10:45 Yeah, yeah. What's your name, man?
00:10:47 - Alex.
00:10:48 Dude, it's too bad
00:10:50 You were the most amazing surfer
00:10:54 - You totally screwed that guy up.
00:10:57 So, what are you doing here alone?
00:11:00 That sounded kind of creepy, didn't it?
00:11:02 Yeah, a little.
00:11:04 I'm here with my brother.
00:11:05 Reason I asked is because
00:11:08 ...for girls to be alone, you know?
00:11:12 - Creepy, once again. Sorry.
00:11:16 Just, for whatever reason,
00:11:19 ...a lot of freaks and weirdoes.
00:11:23 Not that I'm a freak or a weirdo.
00:11:27 I'm just gonna stop talking, okay?
00:11:30 Okay.
00:11:32 Wanna check something real?
00:11:35 I'm looking for some work.
00:11:37 I got the place pretty much handled.
00:11:39 Yeah, I know. I can tell.
00:11:41 You seem really busy,
00:11:44 Well, in that case, yeah,
00:11:46 He's the only real shaper
00:11:48 Where's his shop at?
00:11:50 Man, it's in the ass-end of nowhere,
00:11:54 - I'm gonna give you my number.
00:11:57 - Is it?
00:11:59 Okay, sorry.
00:12:01 I don't really even know your name.
00:12:03 - Evan.
00:12:06 Just call me if you want somebody
00:12:11 Cool.
00:12:15 This should be it, right up here.
00:12:20 Charming.
00:12:39 Call me crazy, but do you really think
00:12:43 ...would be able to pay you to shape?
00:12:45 It doesn't hurt to try.
00:13:10 - Okay, can we go?
00:13:14 Why?
00:13:16 Just in case he doesn't have a phone,
00:13:19 Oh, yes. Yes, leave our address...
00:13:21 ...at the creepy
00:13:24 It's a good plan.
00:13:46 I still think it's nicer than our place.
00:13:56 And what do you think
00:14:00 Not good.
00:14:02 I think I'm gonna give it a shot.
00:15:14 Sorry. Did I scare you?
00:15:17 No, sorry, you just...
00:15:19 I didn't hear you come up.
00:15:24 You want a picture? It might last longer.
00:15:27 Sorry, man. Just...
00:15:30 You look exactly like Shane Powers.
00:15:32 That makes sense.
00:15:34 What the hell happened to you, man?
00:15:37 You were the greatest surfer in the world
00:15:41 I could probably ask you
00:15:44 Right?
00:15:45 Yeah, well. I don't know.
00:15:49 The dust hasn't settled yet
00:15:53 Well, don't take too long to figure it out.
00:15:56 But I had a chance to change my life
00:15:59 Carpe diem.
00:16:11 You got plans for tonight?
00:16:13 No.
00:16:15 I'm having a surf party.
00:16:16 You should cruise over,
00:16:20 They're killer.
00:16:26 Can I come?
00:16:28 No, I don't think it's a good idea.
00:16:30 Why not?
00:16:33 I don't know.
00:16:35 I just met this guy.
00:16:36 Oh, please, you had a poster of him
00:16:40 So I wanna go hang out
00:16:44 He's kind of a weirdo.
00:16:46 - Weird is good.
00:16:49 - I'm not going, so just save your breath.
00:16:53 Chris, what are...? No. Get up, okay?
00:16:55 - Get up. You need a night out.
00:16:58 Okay, I need a night out.
00:17:00 Let's go. Get up and...
00:17:03 - Hey.
00:17:05 I don't know if the two of you
00:17:08 ...I have got The Goonies.
00:17:12 Excuse me?
00:17:14 The Goonies?
00:17:16 Oh, my gosh, you mean to say the two
00:17:22 You are in for a very serious treat.
00:17:25 Oh. Uh... Actually, I mean, that...
00:17:27 Yeah, that sounds fun,
00:17:34 We're going to a party.
00:18:26 It's not gonna be that bad.
00:18:28 Talk to me after I have a drink.
00:18:30 I don't... Don't. Listen,
00:18:51 ...and it's Chris-fucking-Emerson and his...
00:18:54 ...hot piece-of-ass sister, Nicole?
00:18:57 What are you guys doing here?
00:18:59 No, idiot, here in Luna Bay.
00:19:00 - Are you fucking stalking me?
00:19:03 Maybe we can get together again, Nicole.
00:19:05 - You bar-bitching? That your new job?
00:19:08 Speaking of which,
00:19:11 - You're looking really good in those boots.
00:19:15 Ooh! Yeah, that's right, walk away.
00:19:17 Nicole, you're looking good,
00:19:20 - Fuck off.
00:19:21 I told you this was a bad idea.
00:19:23 - Forget about him. He's trying to get to you.
00:19:27 Chris. No, that's stupid,
00:19:31 I don't wanna go anywhere, Chris,
00:19:35 I'm not a kid anymore.
00:19:36 I know you're not, but you're still
00:19:40 Okay, I won't get in trouble, okay?
00:19:42 I'll take care of myself
00:19:46 Hey, man, what's up? Yes, dude.
00:19:49 Dude, right? That's tight, bro.
00:19:52 Okay, okay. Don't look now...
00:19:54 ...but that little hottie over there by the fire
00:20:00 Have fun.
00:20:14 Hey, Nicole.
00:20:15 Nicole. Nicole.
00:20:29 Nicole. Nicole.
00:20:33 - Whoo! Woo-hoo.
00:20:36 The deal is you're gonna
00:20:39 ...and you're gonna drink
00:20:42 - No, I'm not.
00:20:46 Better than the alternative, bro.
00:21:01 It's a hell of a view, isn't it?
00:21:03 Yeah. The whole place, it's incredible.
00:21:10 Yeah. When I saw that view,
00:21:16 I'm Shane.
00:21:18 I'm Nicole.
00:21:19 Well, Nicole,
00:21:23 Yeah, okay.
00:21:40 So are you gonna make your move or are
00:21:45 I was waiting for my moment.
00:21:47 Seems to me like your moment
00:21:51 I don't know,
00:21:53 Only because
00:21:56 And because I know who you are.
00:21:59 You follow surfing?
00:22:01 Surfers.
00:22:02 I follow surfers.
00:22:09 And sometimes they follow me.
00:22:25 This is un-fucking-believable.
00:22:42 Wow.
00:22:44 - This place is amazing.
00:22:50 So do you and your brother get along?
00:22:54 Yeah. Well, most of the time, you know.
00:22:57 - Kind of have to.
00:23:00 Well, because it's pretty much
00:23:05 Our parents died in a car accident
00:23:08 I think it was actually a lot harder
00:23:13 You know,
00:23:16 Is that why he got kicked off the circuit?
00:23:18 - Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:19 And lost all his sponsors.
00:23:23 So we started running out of money
00:23:28 Yeah. Yeah.
00:23:30 Well, your brother's a good guy, huh?
00:23:32 He just got a tough break. You both did.
00:23:36 Well...
00:23:38 ...I actually think
00:23:42 You know, because...
00:23:43 ...knowing you're gonna die
00:23:47 The whole carpe diem thing.
00:23:50 That's an interesting view
00:23:54 I'm not that young.
00:23:56 Well...
00:23:58 Dying is a part of living, you know?
00:24:01 It's something that's gonna happen
00:24:05 That depends.
00:24:10 I wanna try something.
00:24:21 I want you to take this dead rose
00:24:34 I believe that it's possible
00:24:38 ...through sheer force of will.
00:24:40 You think that's possible?
00:24:42 Um...
00:24:46 - I guess so.
00:24:51 - I know so.
00:24:53 Okay, well, then close your eyes.
00:24:56 Close your eyes.
00:24:59 Now focus on this rose...
00:25:01 ...and try to imagine what it must have
00:25:08 Do you feel anything?
00:25:11 - Definitely.
00:25:14 Open your eyes.
00:25:21 Oh, my God.
00:25:23 How did you do that?
00:25:27 Magic.
00:25:29 And I didn't do it...
00:25:33 ...we did it, together.
00:25:37 What is it?
00:25:39 It's good, try it.
00:25:45 - Smells good.
00:25:51 What do you think?
00:25:56 I like it.
00:26:05 - You okay?
00:26:07 It just went right to my head.
00:26:12 You wanna go outside
00:26:14 Yeah? Let's go.
00:26:34 You wanna go for a ride?
00:26:37 I don't know. It's kind of cold out.
00:26:40 Well, that's what this is for.
00:27:05 - Yo, Jon-Jon.
00:27:06 Watch the pretty boy there.
00:27:08 So here we are. Let's show him
00:27:10 Yeah.
00:27:14 - Why don't you come upstairs with me...
00:27:19 What the fuck?
00:27:23 What is it? What?
00:27:26 Fuck. It fucking stings, man,
00:27:30 Fucking asshole, man.
00:27:33 This is a fucking brand-new shirt, prick.
00:27:36 Come here. Give me the fucking knife.
00:27:39 What the fuck?
00:27:42 - Come back here.
00:27:45 I'm sorry.
00:27:46 I'm sorry, I gotta go.
00:27:48 I have to go check on my sister.
00:27:50 Your sister?
00:27:53 So you go that way, huh? I can do that.
00:27:56 - Sorry, I gotta go.
00:27:58 - I gotta go.
00:27:59 - Come on.
00:28:01 - Sorry.
00:29:11 Feel better?
00:29:13 - Much.
00:29:41 I'm sure she's fine, she's with Shane.
00:29:44 You know, Shane's a good guy.
00:29:46 If I were you,
00:29:54 Hey, get off the bike.
00:29:57 - What? Chris.
00:29:59 - Get off the bike.
00:30:01 No, dude, this is between
00:30:04 She can handle herself, man. Believe me.
00:30:07 Chris.
00:30:09 Chris.
00:30:11 Take it easy.
00:30:12 - Calm down.
00:30:14 - Overprotective much?
00:30:17 Cool it, bitch. Settle down.
00:30:20 - Let him go.
00:30:21 Let him go.
00:30:30 Stay the hell away from my sister.
00:30:35 Don't.
00:30:36 Stay the hell out of Malibu, Lebowski.
00:30:39 Stop walking like a fag.
00:31:06 I knew we shouldn't have
00:31:08 I asked you, like, to do two things,
00:31:13 Do not hang out with some dude
00:31:16 ...and don't go up to his room
00:31:19 - Okay, Chris. I get it.
00:31:20 Stop it.
00:31:24 - Should have told me where you were...
00:31:27 Stop trying to be my dad.
00:31:33 Oh, my God.
00:31:35 Oh, my God.
00:31:37 Chris, something is
00:31:41 Nothing's wrong with you,
00:31:44 Chris, I am not drunk.
00:31:45 Something is seriously
00:31:48 Okay, just hang on a little bit, all right?
00:31:51 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna...
00:32:01 My stomach.
00:32:03 Look, all right, we're almost there.
00:32:05 I'm telling you,
00:32:08 You're fine. You just need
00:32:11 All right, you're just drunk.
00:32:15 NICOLE
00:32:18 - Nicole. Nicole.
00:32:30 Chris Emerson? I'm Edgar Frog.
00:32:33 Surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.
00:32:36 What?
00:32:38 - Hey, get...
00:32:45 You don't know what you're doing. I'm
00:32:49 - What are you talking about?
00:32:52 Get...
00:32:53 Get out of my house.
00:32:55 It's your funeral, pal.
00:33:29 I told you to get the hell out of here, man.
00:33:31 Hi.
00:33:35 Hi.
00:33:36 We didn't get to finish what we started.
00:33:40 Yeah.
00:33:44 Well, aren't you gonna invite me in?
00:33:48 Now's not the best time.
00:33:58 Yeah.
00:33:59 Okay. Come on in.
00:34:11 You know what? I'm sorry, I'm not...
00:34:14 - I can't do this with my sister back there.
00:34:18 Yeah?
00:34:40 You taste good.
00:34:46 Oh, hey.
00:34:48 Lisa, get off. Stop.
00:34:54 Lisa, stop it.
00:34:55 Seriously, get...
00:35:00 Stop. Seriously, stop.
00:35:02 Get off me.
00:35:04 Lisa, get off.
00:35:06 Lisa, get off.
00:36:11 Hey, man.
00:36:14 Whoa.
00:36:15 Let's get something straight.
00:36:18 ...because I understand what it's like
00:36:22 If it happens again, you're gonna end up on
00:36:28 - Mm-hm.
00:36:31 It's cool, man. Look, I just...
00:36:34 I don't understand
00:36:37 You said my sister was infected?
00:36:39 Your sister's become
00:36:41 A night stalker. A bloodsucker.
00:36:43 Nosferatu.
00:36:46 Your sister's a suck monkey.
00:36:49 Dude, that's... That's ridiculous, man.
00:36:52 Ridiculous?
00:36:56 Look, some crazy shit happened
00:36:59 Define "crazy shit."
00:37:02 Well, this...
00:37:05 And she sprouted fangs and then she
00:37:12 Now, that's just ridiculous.
00:37:14 Vampires don't just turn into stone
00:37:17 They have to be pierced through the heart
00:37:22 You know, I guess
00:37:25 I thought it had to be
00:37:28 That's a myth. Any sharp object will do.
00:37:30 As a matter of fact,
00:37:33 It can be a blunt object,
00:37:36 You said my sister was one of them?
00:37:39 - But how would that happen?
00:37:41 Either A, she was bit...
00:37:43 ...or B, she drank the blood
00:37:48 How do you know so much
00:37:51 Comic books, my friend, comic books.
00:37:53 I ask you for answers
00:37:56 A lot of valuable information
00:38:00 For example...
00:38:02 ...see here?
00:38:03 This poor sap's drinking the blood
00:38:06 They like to trick people
00:38:40 Dude, what are you drinking, man?
00:38:43 Frog Juice.
00:38:45 Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.
00:38:50 Okay, so what you're saying is,
00:38:52 ...my sister drank blood
00:38:55 Half. She's only half vampire.
00:38:58 She won't make the transition to full
00:39:02 - Great.
00:39:05 Because it means you still have time
00:39:09 All you have to do
00:40:41 Hello?
00:40:44 Hello?
00:40:46 It's open.
00:40:53 Hi.
00:40:55 I brought wine.
00:41:09 I love wine.
00:41:31 To be honest, I really didn't think
00:41:34 - Why would you think that?
00:41:41 What vibe are you getting now?
00:41:43 A really good one.
00:42:02 Nicole.
00:42:05 Did...? Did you do it?
00:42:07 - Get the hell out of here.
00:42:09 Dude, I didn't know you guys
00:42:16 Man, I'm not using your sister.
00:42:18 Yeah, good to know. Thank you.
00:43:04 This is basically one of those, like,
00:43:09 What do you want first?
00:43:11 Oh, shit. Okay, the bad news.
00:43:14 Okay, the bad news is that the wine
00:43:17 ...wasn't wine, all right, it was blood.
00:43:20 Shane's blood.
00:43:23 Right.
00:43:25 Okay, Chris, I know you don't like the guy,
00:43:29 No, and by drinking his blood,
00:43:32 Right, I'm a vampire, Chris. Great.
00:43:35 Stop being such an asshole,
00:43:37 I'm not being an asshole, Nicole.
00:43:40 I know it sounds ridiculous,
00:43:45 See anything missing?
00:43:46 You.
00:43:52 No. Vampire. You weren't gonna
00:43:56 ...you were gonna eat him.
00:43:57 You had fangs and crazy eyes,
00:44:06 Okay, the good news
00:44:08 No, the good news is great news, okay?
00:44:11 See, right now you're only, like,
00:44:14 Which means
00:44:16 As long as Eddie and I
00:44:19 - So just don't eat anyone.
00:44:22 Eddie Frog, he's a vampire slayer.
00:44:24 - I thought he was a surfboard shaper.
00:44:28 Right. Okay.
00:44:30 Let me just get this straight then.
00:44:33 ...with a
00:44:36 ...so you can kill this guy
00:44:39 ...so you can save me
00:44:42 - Is that pretty much it?
00:44:51 - No. Calm down, calm down.
00:44:54 - No.
00:44:56 I tried to eat that guy,
00:44:58 Do you know what it's like for me
00:45:01 Do you know how disgusting that is?
00:46:13 Is he behind Door Number 1?
00:46:16 Door Number 2?
00:46:19 Or Door Number...
00:46:22 ...3?
00:46:47 We're screwed.
00:46:50 There's just too many places
00:46:54 Look, I already told you,
00:46:58 We went to party at his house
00:47:00 It's gotta be the nest.
00:47:03 There's no way
00:47:06 ...would ever live in a place like that.
00:47:08 I mean, they may use it as a lure
00:47:13 ...but they'd never sleep there.
00:47:15 Vampires...
00:47:18 ...always look for a place
00:47:22 Deep, dark, dank places.
00:47:27 Places that never see the light of day.
00:47:31 Places with lots of vermin.
00:47:33 Places that smell of rot and earth...
00:47:38 ... and decay.
00:47:52 Nicole.
00:47:58 Nicole.
00:48:29 Nicole.
00:48:35 Hurry.
00:48:45 Hurry.
00:48:54 There's no way we can find out
00:48:56 ...without you being in their inner circle.
00:48:59 Well, then that's what I'll do.
00:49:01 I'll get back in with them.
00:49:03 - I'm gonna become one of them.
00:49:06 They can read your thoughts
00:49:09 Come on, man. She's family, asshole.
00:49:19 You hit a soft spot there.
00:49:22 I know what it's like to lose a sibling.
00:49:27 If you're gonna do this,
00:49:31 I mean, you have to be seduced by it.
00:49:34 You have to succumb to it.
00:49:37 You have to take it all the way
00:49:43 And then you have to betray them
00:49:47 Do you think you can really handle that?
00:49:50 It's the only way, Eddie.
00:49:53 Edgar.
00:49:54 Sorry, Edgar.
00:49:57 You know I'm right.
00:50:05 It's a dangerous game.
00:50:08 And it's one that you're likely to lose.
00:50:12 So just know...
00:50:15 ...if you forget your place...
00:50:17 ...and you become one of them...
00:50:20 ...l'll be coming for you.
00:51:39 This shit's cool.
00:51:41 Yo, Kyle, stop playing
00:51:44 Fucking cheater.
00:51:46 - I been calling you, brethren.
00:51:49 Shut up.
00:51:52 Always with your crying.
00:51:53 - Dude, quit it. Fucking cheater.
00:51:56 Check it out. Check it out.
00:51:58 Tape them.
00:52:00 - Tape them, man.
00:52:02 So nice.
00:52:10 Yeah, bitch.
00:52:12 - What the fuck is your problem?
00:52:15 You're a dead man.
00:52:18 - Who's the cheater now?
00:52:20 Pull this out. I ain't playing.
00:52:22 - You're gonna be all over the fucking Net.
00:52:25 Dude, you're fucking squirting
00:52:27 - You're a squirter.
00:52:54 What about my brother?
00:52:56 I don't wanna lose him.
00:52:58 You won't.
00:53:05 Trust me.
00:54:50 Full name?
00:54:52 Uh, Nicole.
00:54:55 Em...
00:54:56 Emerson.
00:55:00 All right, we'll call you.
00:55:02 That's it? Just gonna
00:55:05 ...and hope someone turns her in
00:55:07 - Isn't that kind of passive?
00:55:10 Officer, there's gotta be
00:55:13 - Sheriff.
00:55:16 I'm really worried about her.
00:55:17 McGRAW: We have a lot of missing persons
00:55:20 I know. I mean,
00:55:23 It could be something else.
00:55:25 Son, hit the road. We have a system.
00:55:30 Luna Bay. Sheriff McGraw.
00:55:33 Really? How big?
00:55:35 Yeah, last week
00:55:49 Not very helpful, huh?
00:55:52 Yeah, I was gonna ask them
00:55:55 Haven't seen her in a couple of days.
00:55:59 Hey, didn't I see you with her last?
00:56:04 Where's my sister, man?
00:56:06 Oh, yeah, your sister.
00:56:09 Man, I saw her like an hour ago.
00:56:11 She looked like she was having
00:56:13 Where the hell is my sister, man?
00:56:15 Oh, hey, hey. Relax, little man, okay?
00:56:19 Trust me when I tell you this is, right here,
00:56:24 ...if you ever wanna see Nicole again.
00:56:33 What do you want?
00:56:36 It's not what I want, bro...
00:56:39 ...it's what Shane wants.
00:56:42 Get in the car.
00:57:31 How's it, ladies?
00:57:37 Mr. Vampire Slayer, how you doing?
00:57:40 You okay?
00:57:42 I'm good.
00:57:43 I'm really good.
00:57:49 Sorry about last night, man.
00:57:53 You were protecting your sister.
00:57:56 I get it.
00:57:59 But I'd never do anything to hurt her.
00:58:01 In fact, once you understand it a little more,
00:58:10 Do you know how much
00:58:14 The negative impact it's had on your life?
00:58:17 You're probably not even aware of it.
00:58:20 And I'm not just talking about
00:58:25 Look at what the fear of losing
00:58:30 You've been so worried
00:58:32 ...that it's made you paranoid
00:58:38 I can take that fear away.
00:58:41 I can make you
00:58:45 One that never dies.
00:58:50 Kyle's human family
00:58:54 They thought he was suicidal.
00:58:57 But I saw him for what he truly was...
00:59:00 ...an adrenaline junkie.
00:59:04 Erik, well, the less we say about his past,
00:59:08 We wouldn't wanna make you
00:59:13 And Jonny boy, well...
00:59:17 ...after you shattered his knee,
00:59:23 Look at him now.
00:59:25 Stronger than ever, bro.
00:59:28 But for you to truly understand
00:59:32 ...you have to see the world
00:59:36 You and your sister...
00:59:39 ...will never grow old...
00:59:41 ...you'll never die
00:59:46 But you have to take that first step.
01:00:03 And what's that?
01:00:07 It's a little something
01:00:38 Warriors.
01:00:42 - What the...?
01:00:45 Let's go.
01:01:08 Oh, shit.
01:01:09 Now! Now!
01:01:33 Yo, hold up.
01:01:38 Let him out, Kyle.
01:01:58 How do you like that, bitch?
01:02:01 Go, go.
01:02:32 Jump it, Chris.
01:02:45 Fuck you!
01:02:46 - Fuck you.
01:03:02 Fuck you!
01:03:17 How do you like that?
01:03:19 Hey, on top of the world, Ma.
01:03:28 Hold on, brother.
01:03:30 It's a private club
01:03:32 Not yet, anyway.
01:03:37 Well, what if I say yes?
01:03:40 Think long and hard about it, Chris.
01:03:43 Once you join the tribe,
01:04:04 Your check bounced.
01:04:07 No, it's... I transferred some money
01:04:11 Save the bull for your buddies. I'm gonna
01:04:15 It's gonna need to be in the form
01:04:19 Maybe this is my fault.
01:04:21 Come on, it's not that big of a deal.
01:04:24 Just let me finish. Could you please
01:04:28 I can't talk to you
01:04:30 Look, I didn't want you guys
01:04:33 ...and act like your parents, but that
01:04:37 I saw your sister had a guy over
01:04:42 - She's almost, like, 18.
01:04:45 And you coming and going
01:04:49 You know,
01:04:51 I realize I am not your mother, but...
01:04:54 But you... Doesn't mean you can
01:04:58 All right, I'm sorry.
01:05:03 Yeah, me too.
01:05:07 Partying all night, sleeping all day.
01:05:10 You both need to quit acting
01:05:24 This is ridiculous.
01:05:48 You and your sister...
01:05:50 ... will never grow old...
01:05:53 ... you'll never die
01:06:53 You're sharking it, man,
01:06:57 Who wants some?
01:06:59 Now you ask?
01:07:01 - Where we headed?
01:07:04 I hear it's firing right now.
01:07:07 - We're paddling out tonight?
01:07:11 There's no moon,
01:07:17 What, you guys have night vision
01:07:20 What kind of night vision
01:07:22 - Can't you turn yourselves into bats?
01:07:26 Yeah, we don't have night vision, Chris.
01:07:30 Bats, they don't actually have
01:07:34 You know what? You're half right.
01:07:36 Like I told you before,
01:07:39 Kind of like you're about to.
01:07:46 After you have a little taste of this.
01:08:31 Bye, boy.
01:08:47 - You haven't seen anything yet, Chris.
01:08:50 Wait till you see the girls
01:08:58 It's gonna be crazy, bro.
01:09:01 Crazy.
01:09:28 All right, my turn.
01:09:34 Did you ever hear
01:09:36 Did you ever hear of shutting the hell up?
01:09:38 You mind yourself, boy. Mister, ease off.
01:09:41 All right, enough.
01:09:44 What? What, what?
01:09:46 Camera, please.
01:09:48 All right, girls.
01:10:19 I dare you guys to kiss.
01:10:20 - Double dare?
01:10:25 Oh, fuck, are you seeing this?
01:10:30 I think so.
01:10:36 Guys?
01:10:37 - We're out of here.
01:10:39 Back to our place...
01:10:42 ...for a drink.
01:10:43 No, hang back, Chris,
01:10:46 Besides, this is Nicole's time.
01:10:59 Just have a seat, man.
01:11:02 Attaboy.
01:11:21 So check this out.
01:11:23 Do you know that salt water and blood
01:11:28 It's true.
01:11:29 There's a French biologist
01:11:33 ...around the turn of the century.
01:11:35 He drained all the blood out of the dog
01:11:39 ...and everybody thought
01:11:43 Except the dog didn't.
01:11:45 What they found is that
01:11:49 The saltwater became blood.
01:11:52 And after that, the dog was more alive
01:11:59 The dog went on to live
01:12:10 To long life, Chris.
01:12:25 Let me try some of that.
01:12:28 I don't really think
01:12:31 You might wanna just stick with the beer.
01:12:38 So what exactly was the point
01:12:43 Basically, what he's trying to say is...
01:12:45 ...we're vampires.
01:12:49 - Ooh. Scary.
01:12:54 ...we're vampires.
01:13:02 Help me!
01:13:06 No, no, no.
01:13:09 No, please.
01:13:18 Let me go.
01:13:20 Shut the fuck up.
01:13:23 No, no, no.
01:13:28 I'm thinking I love this girl.
01:13:36 Do it.
01:13:40 Do it!
01:13:45 Run. Go.
01:13:47 Come on.
01:14:14 You're fucked up, bro.
01:14:15 Shane's not around to save your ass
01:14:29 Guess you think I'm kidding you, bud...
01:14:33 ...but it ain't so.
01:14:35 Where's Shane now, bi...? Fuck.
01:15:11 You ain't got no fucking stick now,
01:15:15 Come on, let's finish this.
01:15:17 Hey!
01:15:20 Who ordered the stake?
01:15:25 Are you cool?
01:15:27 Yeah, I'm cool.
01:15:29 I said, are you cool?
01:15:32 Show me your teeth.
01:15:34 I said I'm cool.
01:15:35 And I said, show me your teeth.
01:15:40 I am cool.
01:15:44 Yeah, I can see that.
01:15:47 We don't have time for this shit, Eddie.
01:15:50 We have to get to the nest
01:15:55 That's what I'm talking about.
01:16:00 I hate fucking vampires.
01:16:14 What are you doing, man?
01:16:15 Turning this into holy water.
01:16:18 - I'm a minister.
01:16:20 Yup. I got ordained online.
01:16:22 I'm officially recognized by the International
01:16:26 ...as the Honorable Reverend Edgar Frog,
01:16:30 Did you study for that?
01:16:32 No. I went to the website,
01:16:35 ...and clicked "Ordain Me."
01:16:37 Now, before going into battle, there's
01:16:41 First of all, when a vampire buys it,
01:16:45 No two bloodsuckers
01:16:47 Some yell and scream, some go quietly,
01:16:50 ...but all will try to take you with them.
01:16:53 As far as your arsenal of vamp artillery:
01:16:55 We got stakes.
01:16:56 Got some wooden ones,
01:16:59 ...and some carbon-fibers.
01:17:01 I like the resins,
01:17:04 That said, there's nothing as good
01:17:07 Safe, sturdy, reliable.
01:17:10 Next, we have my air-propelled-rocket
01:17:14 This is my baby, don't touch it.
01:17:16 We also have one of these.
01:17:18 - You know how to use this, right?
01:17:21 - Okay, good.
01:17:24 It's a garlic bolo.
01:17:27 Never mind, I'll hold on to this one.
01:17:31 Let's go kill some vampires.
01:17:58 They know we're here.
01:18:26 Are you ready?
01:18:30 I guess so.
01:18:37 I know so.
01:18:47 Help me.
01:18:51 Help me.
01:19:05 You smell that?
01:19:09 Smells like fungus or death.
01:19:14 It's vampire BO.
01:19:51 What?
01:19:54 - What the hell are you talking about?
01:20:10 Nicole, help me.
01:20:14 Evan.
01:20:20 I can't.
01:20:22 You said you were ready.
01:20:25 But I know him.
01:20:28 Well, he's the only thing
01:20:32 The only thing that stands
01:20:34 If you wanna be with me...
01:20:37 ...if you love me...
01:20:38 ...you'll do this.
01:21:06 Quiet, man, you'll wake the dead.
01:21:09 Chris.
01:21:11 Chris.
01:21:16 Chris.
01:21:18 Shit.
01:21:20 What part of "stay together"
01:22:41 I smell ugly.
01:23:01 Chris.
01:23:04 Come on, Chris.
01:23:06 Chris isn't here, Eddie...
01:23:08 ...but your brother is.
01:23:10 Where are you?
01:23:18 Yup, it's ugly.
01:23:22 Missed.
01:23:29 Pop goes the weasel.
01:23:57 Chris.
01:24:00 Stay forever.
01:24:03 Live forever.
01:24:05 Stay with family.
01:24:08 Chris.
01:24:12 Chris.
01:24:15 Welcome.
01:24:35 Chris.
01:24:39 I've been waiting to meet someone like you
01:24:43 Someone that would push the boundaries,
01:24:47 - I saw that in you.
01:24:54 I don't wanna lose my brother.
01:24:57 Come on, taking in someone's essence...
01:24:59 ...consuming living human blood...
01:25:01 ...that's the real rush.
01:25:15 No!
01:25:17 Shane!
01:25:22 No. Shane. Stop.
01:25:24 You're killing him. Shane!
01:25:29 No!
01:25:41 Nicole.
01:25:43 Why?
01:25:45 He's family, asshole.
01:25:49 Shane.
01:25:54 Shane, stop.
01:26:12 Nicole.
01:26:16 Nicole.
01:26:18 Nicole.
01:26:21 Nicole.
01:26:37 Build a man a fire...
01:26:40 ...and he's warm for a day.
01:26:43 Light a man on fire...
01:26:47 ...and he's warm for the rest of his life.
01:27:02 You'll be getting a bill for my services.
01:27:38 - Thanks, Eddie.
01:27:43 And it's Edgar.
01:27:54 Hey, is it...?
01:27:55 Is it cool if I call you sometime?
01:27:57 Uh...
01:28:00 Okay.
01:28:03 Yes!
01:28:14 Woo-hoo!
01:28:54 This is completely unacceptable.
01:28:58 I know exactly what you've been up to.
01:29:00 I am telling you, it has to stop right now.
01:29:04 I will not stand by and watch
01:29:08 ...fall into this trap, you hear me?
01:29:14 So if I so much as see one seed...
01:29:19 ...or catch one whiff of reefer...
01:29:22 And believe me,
01:29:25 - I'm calling the cops.
01:29:26 No warning. We are talking
01:29:32 End of discussion.
01:30:31 Cut the theatrics.
01:30:33 I know you're out there.
01:30:36 Show yourself.
01:30:42 That's a good way
01:30:45 Easy there, compadre.
01:30:47 After all the shit that you pulled?
01:30:49 I think you can at least hear me out.
01:30:54 You really expect me to act like
01:30:57 No, I've already forgiven you.
01:30:59 It's water under the bridge.
01:31:02 Stay there.
01:31:04 - You don't want it to go down like this.
01:31:08 I'm warning you.
01:31:10 Hey, I'm trembling.