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00:01:13 WOMAN [ON TV]: On this hot and steamy
00:01:16 ...independence is all about the money.
00:01:19 Every grocery store, liquor store,
00:01:23 ...has long lines out its doors...
00:01:24 ...as people wait to purchase their
00:01:48 Tonight's jackpot:
00:01:52 ...has infected this city
00:01:55 We asked local residents
00:01:59 l would give half the money to charity.
00:02:01 l would get drunk as hell.
00:02:02 l'd probably feed the whole world.
00:02:05 l'd put it in my pocket.
00:02:07 l'm gonna go ski diving.
00:02:08 Hello, hello, hello. This is Mutt.
00:02:12 l quit.
00:02:21 REPORTER:
00:02:23 An all-white Versace suit.
00:02:25 Would you break up with your girlfriend?
00:02:28 Yeah.
00:02:29 l'd do the same thing l'm doing now.
00:02:31 -You wouldn't change a thing?
00:02:33 -l'm sorry, Mom. l wanna shop.
00:02:50 REPORTER:
00:02:52 -Yes.
00:02:54 Probably a mail-order bride.
00:02:56 -l would paint for the rest of my life.
00:02:59 Have more fun.
00:03:00 ''Oh, my gosh! l won! Yay!''
00:03:03 Okay.
00:03:36 BENNY:
00:03:37 ls that a home-cooked meal?
00:03:40 Yo! Miss Carson!
00:03:42 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:03:43 lf you don't come in here
00:03:45 ...l'm gonna knock some into you.
00:03:47 My bad, Miss Carson. l didn't mean
00:03:50 ls Kevin ready yet?
00:03:52 He's in his room.
00:03:54 All right. Cool.
00:03:56 You looking exceptionally well today.
00:03:58 What you been using,
00:04:00 l forgot to tell you,
00:04:03 ...he was almost in
00:04:05 You should holler at him. l'm telling you,
00:04:08 Get out my face, boy.
00:04:10 Think about it.
00:04:12 Now, who got more swag than me?
00:04:15 Nobody.
00:04:17 You ain't got no swag.
00:04:19 -Man, look at you.
00:04:21 Why you always come over,
00:04:23 Why you so stingy?
00:04:25 Be nice. Come on, l'm your best friend.
00:04:27 You need to eat, man.
00:04:29 Don't put it on my bed, man.
00:04:32 Oh, my God, Kev.
00:04:34 -Ooh. So many smuts outside.
00:04:38 Dip-offs, scrapes, women.
00:04:40 And they're wearing booty shorts
00:04:42 That's why l gotta look fly.
00:04:44 Which brings me to my next point.
00:04:47 -Hell, no.
00:04:49 l can't look like this?
00:04:52 Look at me, man. Look how l look.
00:04:55 -No. No. No.
00:04:57 All right, l see how it is.
00:05:00 -Grown man - Man, be quiet.
00:05:03 Thanks for breakfast, Miss Carson.
00:05:06 Hey, get out the way.
00:05:08 l love you. l'm out.
00:05:10 You're not gonna eat your breakfast?
00:05:12 No, because l'm gonna be late
00:05:14 Oh, but you have time
00:05:17 l hope the little girls
00:05:20 ''Little girls''?
00:05:22 KEVIN: Ahem.
00:05:25 He doesn't let these Jezebels
00:05:29 You know the one l'd like
00:05:31 Here we go.
00:05:33 Stacie.
00:05:34 Oh, she's a bright girl
00:05:37 Grandma, look, we are just friends,
00:05:41 Friends.
00:05:42 -All right, dear.
00:05:44 Suit yourself.
00:05:47 l want you to play my number for me
00:05:50 And don't let nobody copy them
00:05:53 -l won't.
00:05:54 l dreamt them up last night.
00:05:57 Okay.
00:05:59 You know something? Last night l dreamt
00:06:04 You'll never guess who was driving
00:06:07 -Who?
00:06:09 And l said, ''Jesus, what are
00:06:12 -You know what he said to me?
00:06:14 He said, ''Child, it's a recession.
00:06:19 -That's what he said.
00:06:21 ...but how did Jesus get a license
00:06:24 -lt makes no sense.
00:06:27 BENNY: Gotta think about that.
00:06:29 GRANDMA:
00:06:31 -Sorry, Grandma.
00:06:34 -l love you, though. Heh, heh.
00:06:35 Bye, baby.
00:06:38 -Tell your girlfriend, get her panties from me.
00:06:41 -Smell that.
00:06:43 Ben-Ben. Ben-Ben.
00:06:44 -Hey, hey, hey.
00:06:45 SEMAJ:
00:06:47 What's up, Semaj? How you doing?
00:06:49 -What y'all up to?
00:06:51 Going to work.
00:06:53 Sell some knickknack paddywhacks.
00:06:56 Why you so fidgety?
00:06:58 -Huh?
00:07:00 Huh? The bathroom right inside.
00:07:02 KEVIN:
00:07:04 -l'm really trying to go to work.
00:07:07 -Work?
00:07:09 Hey, yo, you heard
00:07:12 Up in Building 6?
00:07:13 -That big-booty chick, right?
00:07:16 -That one. Okay. Yeah.
00:07:19 -She bought 50 lottery tickets.
00:07:21 -Fifty?
00:07:22 BENNY: Damn, are they on sale?
00:07:25 Hey, hold up.
00:07:28 Now, you all could do yourself a favor,
00:07:31 Because your boy Lorenzo Mack,
00:07:34 -He got out?
00:07:37 Maybe y'all ought not
00:07:39 -Semaj, it's 9:00 in the morning.
00:07:42 How in the hell do you get this gossip?
00:07:44 First of all, it's not gossip.
00:07:47 -lt's information.
00:07:49 Give me a haircut
00:07:51 You ought to get it cut right about now.
00:07:54 Damn. Let me go to work
00:07:56 -You ain't going.
00:07:58 WASHINGTON: Hey, young blood.
00:08:00 WASHINGTON:
00:08:02 ...and a Cherry Coke.
00:08:04 Yeah, that's it?
00:08:09 l guess so.
00:08:12 Man.
00:08:17 What's up? What?
00:08:19 Why you gotta talk to old dude?
00:08:21 You know he's crazy.
00:08:22 There ain't nothing wrong with
00:08:24 He's a lunatic, Kevin.
00:08:26 He been in that apartment
00:08:28 He still got slave dust on him, dude.
00:08:31 l'm telling you, man. l think
00:08:35 He eats beef jerky?
00:08:36 Who the hell eats beef jerky, Kevin?
00:08:39 Telling you, he on some mass-destruction,
00:08:45 You need to stop treating people
00:08:47 You always do that.
00:08:50 l'm not making ''rest in peace'' shirts.
00:08:51 -You ain't that creative.
00:08:54 RAY-RAY: Now that, bitches,
00:08:57 Man, check this thing out, man.
00:09:01 Yours for the low, low price of...
00:09:03 ...oof, 1.4 mil!
00:09:05 So that's what you would get? A car?
00:09:08 Hell, yeah. l'd get a car
00:09:11 -You simple son of a bitch. Ha, ha.
00:09:13 l'm simple, but he don't know
00:09:16 But l'm simple, though?
00:09:18 Hey, get your ashy ass up out here, man.
00:09:20 lf l won the lottery? If l won?
00:09:23 Boy, l'd get my ass
00:09:25 -l'd be flying in one of them choppers.
00:09:29 l hope Semaj was lying
00:09:31 He the last person l wanna see.
00:09:33 Keep the thugs in jail.
00:09:35 Stacie!
00:09:37 Hey!
00:09:39 Boy, you know you're late, right?
00:09:41 What, l'm supposed to wait
00:09:43 Why you always down my back?
00:09:44 You got a watch,
00:09:47 Could you stop arguing? Please?
00:09:50 l'll be down in a second.
00:09:52 While you sitting in bumper-to-bumper
00:09:55 -Bugatti.
00:09:57 Flying over that joint in all
00:10:00 ...leather interior, GPS.
00:10:02 Even a PlayStation with
00:10:06 And l can't forget the feet up with
00:10:11 lt would kill y'all!
00:10:12 Nigga, you can't put rims on a helicopter.
00:10:16 Broke people. Look at them.
00:10:18 RAY-RAY:
00:10:20 There's a man that knows something.
00:10:22 Tell me, if you won the lottery,
00:10:26 ...or would you get a helicopter?
00:10:28 l don't even play the lottery.
00:10:30 BENNY: Don't answer that.
00:10:31 lt's designed to keep poor people poor
00:10:35 Man, y'all know that.
00:10:36 Somebody give him a bow tie
00:10:38 -lt's Obama in the house.
00:10:41 TASHA:
00:10:42 You in Rainbow PUSH yourself?
00:10:44 Martin Luther King,
00:10:46 -Just pick it.
00:10:49 Helicopter.
00:10:50 Oh!
00:10:52 -What?
00:10:53 Why make him think you can have
00:10:56 -Can y'all clear the way?
00:10:59 l am very disappointed in you.
00:11:00 See, there goes chocolate drop,
00:11:05 Look at you, darling. Lookie.
00:11:07 -She turn 18 yet?
00:11:10 -What the hell you hit me for?
00:11:12 l'm saying you don't got a job.
00:11:14 -And? What?
00:11:15 -You got a job?
00:11:17 Benny, please.
00:11:44 STACIE [MOUTHING]:
00:11:45 l told you the smuts was out today.
00:11:47 You need to holler at Nikki Swayze
00:11:49 -Are y'all coming or what?
00:11:52 l don't know. Ask her for her
00:11:55 -lt's your chance.
00:11:57 Get it.
00:12:05 Hey. Um....
00:12:07 Nikki.
00:12:09 Hey, um, look. Ahem. Nice dog.
00:12:12 l was just wondering if, like...
00:12:16 ...you wasn't doing nothing
00:12:18 Hello? So now we gotta be late to work
00:12:21 Yep. Stop hating.
00:12:23 Well, l saw you during graduation.
00:12:25 You might not have saw me.
00:12:27 Because l was sitting in the back.
00:12:30 -You always got me, Stacie.
00:12:33 -But l was
00:12:35 -Yeah. What you need?
00:12:40 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY
00:12:42 Thanks, Devin.
00:12:44 lt's - It's Kevin.
00:12:47 -What's up, baby?
00:12:49 GlOVANNl:
00:12:51 -Come on, girl.
00:12:53 You were supposed to get
00:12:57 What's up, now?
00:12:58 Why they keep looking at us like that?
00:13:02 They, like, the same size. That's so cute.
00:13:05 K-Ci and JoJo. Hey, man, you can't
00:13:08 GlOVANNl [SINGS]:
00:13:10 Hey.
00:13:12 Go make the 'hood look good.
00:13:17 Hey, l wear size 12.
00:13:20 See, man, she likes this corny-ass Giovanni.
00:13:25 Dog, there go Lorenzo.
00:13:27 -Don't even look at him. Just keep walking.
00:13:31 KEVIN:
00:13:35 LORENlO:
00:13:37 And bring Mr. Foot Locker with you.
00:13:39 -l think he saw me.
00:13:42 STACIE: Y'all don't have to go over there.
00:13:44 Damn.
00:13:50 What's up, Lorenzo?
00:13:53 They got cell phones in prison now.
00:13:57 You know what l'd do to
00:14:01 Huh?
00:14:04 Huh?
00:14:06 l'll make you snuggle up with me
00:14:09 And l'll squeeze you.
00:14:11 l squeeze you.
00:14:13 l squeeze you.
00:14:15 And l squeeze you!
00:14:18 [GASPS]
00:14:25 Next time, it's your rib cage.
00:14:28 KEVIN:
00:14:29 -l'm sorry.
00:14:31 Hey, Foot Locker.
00:14:36 -What's up?
00:14:41 -They dropped Wednesday. What's good?
00:14:44 -Yeah.
00:14:46 Hook us up with three pairs.
00:14:48 -Each.
00:14:51 We'll be by later to pick them up.
00:14:53 Hook you up?
00:14:55 -As in, like, hook you up?
00:14:58 -You buying them?
00:15:00 ...what l need you for?
00:15:02 He got you. Don't worry about that.
00:15:03 Yo, think before you speak. Okay?
00:15:06 l blame the school systems, really.
00:15:08 No child left behind?
00:15:10 Close your mouth.
00:15:12 BENNY: We got all the shoes you need.
00:15:15 -We out.
00:15:16 ''We''? Dude, that's me.
00:15:18 You don't work at Foot Locker, nigga.
00:15:21 Where my ball at?
00:15:26 You just got me killed.
00:15:28 You might as well grab the gun,
00:15:31 lt's too hot to be picking up some shoes.
00:15:33 Lorenzo's a bitch.
00:15:36 -Free Jordans?
00:15:39 And you, you lucky.
00:15:40 You get to go off to college
00:15:43 You know what? Don't start.
00:15:44 Man, you need to speak for yourself, bro.
00:15:47 l have my business plans
00:15:49 You could still apply to design school
00:15:52 Yeah, l can,
00:15:54 Besides, if l go,
00:15:57 Other than Jesus, l'm all she got.
00:16:00 And right now Jesus ain't
00:16:03 He ain't gonna show up, Kev.
00:16:10 Fourteen minutes and 32 seconds late
00:16:12 That's coming out of your paycheck.
00:16:15 Yeah, l figured that.
00:16:16 For someone who has his aspirations
00:16:19 ...you're not showing me much.
00:16:21 There's more to the job
00:16:24 Remember that.
00:16:26 -Man.
00:16:28 Man, them joints is crazy.
00:16:31 -How much are those?
00:16:33 -Five thousand what? Dollars?
00:16:36 You gotta be kidding me.
00:16:38 Hold on. They're not just sneakers.
00:16:40 These are Clark Kent limited-edition
00:16:43 The mesh, that's all original.
00:16:45 From the original Air Force Highs
00:16:48 Look at the elephant print
00:16:51 Yeah, he put up big numbers
00:16:54 l'll get them one day.
00:16:57 Man, they're just shoes.
00:16:59 Yeah, all right. Well, maybe to you...
00:17:01 ...but not to me.
00:17:09 Can l get some help?
00:17:11 Can somebody help me, please?
00:17:12 -Can somebody service this customer?
00:17:15 l can service you, sir. How -? Um....
00:17:20 Not you.
00:17:23 Him.
00:17:25 -No.
00:17:29 [MOUTHING]
00:17:30 Be right with you.
00:17:34 Keep your eye on them.
00:17:36 Man, you have no idea.
00:17:39 Fellas, what can l help y'all with?
00:17:42 Shut up.
00:17:48 Give me some 12s, some 13s, all right?
00:17:51 Black joints with the swoosh on the side.
00:17:54 And l know they got them because l called
00:17:58 Usually l work the register. l didn't
00:18:00 Will you go get the shoes? Chop-chop.
00:18:04 [MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
00:18:10 KEVIN:
00:18:11 lf those don't fit, there's another
00:18:14 -No, they fit.
00:18:16 You know, when l was a kid...
00:18:18 ...if l wanted some new pairs of shoes...
00:18:20 ...used to have to steal them
00:18:23 But thanks to you,
00:18:26 That's love, man.
00:18:29 -Got it.
00:18:34 You gonna pay?
00:18:35 Tsh.
00:18:38 Don't you know crime don't pay?
00:18:40 You stupid.
00:18:44 Hey, man, y'all want no socks?
00:18:46 Just walk right out the store.
00:18:49 -Carry them all like that.
00:18:50 [ALARM BEEPING]
00:18:52 You little bitch!
00:18:55 Yo, no, l didn't do nothing!
00:18:57 Yeah, l know that.
00:18:59 Part of what you didn't do
00:19:02 Yo, yo, he gave them to us. Ask him.
00:19:04 Ask that brother there.
00:19:07 ls that true?
00:19:09 Um....
00:19:11 Well, did you or did you not?
00:19:16 [SIGHS]
00:19:17 No. l didn't.
00:19:21 Let's go.
00:19:24 You're a dead man. You hear me?
00:19:34 Wait a minute. He fired you for that?
00:19:36 Yes. Right on the spot.
00:19:39 He didn't even hesitate.
00:19:41 -Kevin, l'm so sorry.
00:19:44 l mean, who cares?
00:19:49 Like.... It's fine.
00:19:56 What's it say?
00:19:57 -Some nonsense.
00:19:59 -Don't do that, it's bad luck.
00:20:02 You're right.
00:20:04 l don't wanna spoil all the good luck
00:20:07 You know what? Just take it, okay?
00:20:10 Come on, Stacie.
00:20:15 STACIE:
00:20:17 JUNlOR: You can lean in the window a bit
00:20:21 And here you go. Appreciate it.
00:20:23 [SINGING]
00:20:25 -Kev. What's happening?
00:20:28 You came for the lottery too?
00:20:29 -You stood in that line?
00:20:31 -The machine just broke.
00:20:33 l just broke the machine.
00:20:36 l'm joking. l know your mama
00:20:39 You gotta come and play them numbers.
00:20:41 -How many tickets you need?
00:20:43 -Just one?
00:20:45 Ring me up for this Cherry Coke.
00:20:47 And let me get two beef jerkys.
00:20:49 Nasty combination.
00:20:52 And, yeah, play those numbers for me.
00:20:55 Give me this, give me this, give me this.
00:20:57 Here you go.
00:20:59 -All right.
00:21:02 You sure you don't want one
00:21:05 Three hundred and seventy million.
00:21:07 No, man, that's not me. l don't really
00:21:11 Three hundred-seventy million.
00:21:15 Ticket?
00:21:18 -All right.
00:21:19 Give me some numbers.
00:21:22 l wasn't, but....
00:21:24 People rushing me like l'm
00:21:27 Oh, and then you pull out
00:21:30 Get your chang-wang numbers.
00:21:32 lf you win, you gonna put the money
00:21:35 That what you gonna do? Walk safely.
00:21:36 [LAUGHING]
00:21:38 Watch out for the people.
00:21:42 You gonna come here
00:21:44 Your vibe is just ignorance today.
00:21:48 That's how you spell ignorance: Y-O-U.
00:21:51 WOMAN: Come on.
00:21:53 Hold on. Oh, hold on.
00:21:58 Yo, Kevin, man, you okay? You cool?
00:22:00 Yeah, man, what's up?
00:22:02 l heard what happened with Lorenzo.
00:22:05 What you mean, they're?
00:22:07 They said you set him up
00:22:11 -Why'd you snitch on him?
00:22:14 -Everybody think l'm snitching?
00:22:19 Man. Damn!
00:22:21 Yeah, damn.
00:22:23 BENNY:
00:22:26 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
00:22:28 What up, bitches?
00:22:29 Who you calling ''bitch''?
00:22:32 TASHA: l don't play that voodoo shit.
00:22:36 Snitch!
00:22:38 [LAUGHING]
00:22:40 MALIK: You just could not wait.
00:22:42 Y'all know l ain't no snitch.
00:22:45 Today.
00:22:47 This nigga about to get killed.
00:22:53 Yo.
00:22:55 l got everything for
00:22:59 Man, not even a ''thank you.''
00:23:01 GRANDMA: Kevin?
00:23:03 GRANDMA:
00:23:05 Thank God.
00:23:07 l was so worried.
00:23:11 Let me look at your face.
00:23:13 l'm okay. How'd you even hear about it?
00:23:16 Semaj came over.
00:23:19 Here you go.
00:23:23 What you gonna do?
00:23:25 Well, l just wanna go to bed.
00:23:32 [DOOR CLOSES]
00:23:40 -Good evening, I'm Bonnie Berry.
00:23:42 Here's tonight's Mondo Millions
00:23:46 Come on, Jesus.
00:23:48 To win, all you have to do
00:23:51 ...plus the Mondo Ball.
00:23:52 -A whole lot of Mondo.
00:23:54 We gotta get it. Come on.
00:23:58 The first number is...
00:24:01 ...42.
00:24:02 Forty-stinking-two?
00:24:05 Oh, damn, damn, damn!
00:24:08 forty-five.
00:24:22 l'm standing with
00:24:25 ...where last night's winning
00:24:28 Oh, Lord Jesus.
00:24:29 We understand the winner
00:24:32 That's right. No, they have not.
00:24:36 ...because l'm supposed to get
00:24:40 ...you know what l'm saying?
00:24:41 lf you're out there watching
00:24:44 ...holler at your boy Junior, man.
00:24:47 Talking about he got bills to pay?
00:24:51 -Also, l wanna shoutout
00:24:54 - a piece of paper worth $370 million.
00:24:59 And just in case you missed it...
00:25:01 ...here's another look
00:25:04 The first winning number is 42.
00:25:06 That ain't nowhere near 17.
00:25:08 followed by 33.
00:25:11 Next we have four.
00:25:13 And 32 and 45.
00:25:17 And the all-important Mondo 8all
00:25:23 Experts say the chances of winning
00:25:28 -Grandma.
00:25:30 -Get money.
00:25:32 We won the lottery.
00:25:34 Ah. Now, come on, Kevin.
00:25:36 No, no. Grandma, look.
00:25:39 Now, let me see here.
00:25:42 -...42
00:25:44 -Twenty-one!
00:25:47 -Yes. We won.
00:25:48 [SCREAMING]
00:25:52 Grandma!
00:25:54 Grandma, we won!
00:25:58 Ooh! Ooh!
00:26:01 [GRANDMA LAUGHING
00:26:05 Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
00:26:08 Just wonderful!
00:26:10 -Oh. Oh.
00:26:12 l gotta call somebody!
00:26:13 Call? No! No! Don't! No!
00:26:16 No. Don't you
00:26:18 No. You can't call people.
00:26:22 Look, you gotta keep this between us.
00:26:24 Nobody can know about this, all right?
00:26:26 -Only me and you know.
00:26:28 -That's it. You have to promise me.
00:26:31 -l just got all excited.
00:26:34 Wait. l can't say ''shit''
00:26:36 -Oh, you sure can't.
00:26:38 -Oh, Lord. Lord.
00:26:41 Settle down, Grandma.
00:26:42 l just need to go down to Junior's
00:26:46 No! Don't you leave that house
00:26:48 -And why?
00:26:50 What if you was to get?
00:26:52 -Oh, Lord Jesus. Child.
00:26:54 Spit it out.
00:26:55 l never thought l'd have to use this.
00:26:57 -You got a pistol?
00:26:58 Grandma, no!
00:27:00 -What is it, then?
00:27:02 -Grandma!
00:27:06 -Because the Lord is with me!
00:27:08 GRANDMA:
00:27:09 Here. No!
00:27:12 -Grandma.
00:27:13 Look, l just wanna go outside
00:27:17 -...and just get some information.
00:27:20 Nobody knows about this ticket.
00:27:23 l ain't telling nobody.
00:27:25 -You promise?
00:27:26 Only me and you know this, now.
00:27:28 BENNY:
00:27:30 KEVIN: Just thank God you woke up.
00:27:32 That's so cliché to say that.
00:27:34 -Whatever.
00:27:37 -Damn.
00:27:42 -You wish you'd get a girl like that.
00:27:45 JUNlOR:
00:27:46 This is the same white dude
00:27:49 -Give me a second, l'll be right back.
00:27:52 Don't steal nothing.
00:27:54 Slow the beat down and feel it like that
00:27:56 Hey, man. Let me talk to you
00:27:58 -What?
00:28:00 Get your ass over there.
00:28:02 -What's the difference?
00:28:04 -Look, man, quick question.
00:28:06 Right, say it's the person,
00:28:09 -They come here to claim it.
00:28:10 How does that work?
00:28:13 Okay, so you saying that
00:28:18 That's.... l don't have that.
00:28:22 ...and then you gotta take the Mondo
00:28:26 Where's that? Upstate?
00:28:28 No, it's downtown.
00:28:31 Downtown. Come on.
00:28:33 BENNY:
00:28:35 Yeah.
00:28:36 You need to steal some Tic Tacs.
00:28:41 Kevin.
00:28:43 Let me ask you a question.
00:28:46 Me? What? l'm not acting suspicious.
00:28:48 l'm just excited.
00:28:50 Beep, beep, beep. What?
00:28:52 Oh, man.
00:29:03 ''Violence Erupts in Downtown.''
00:29:05 -No.
00:29:09 Nosy.
00:29:26 -Oh, shi
00:29:28 Sit down. See?
00:29:31 l'm sorry, ma'am.
00:29:33 l'm sorry, sir.
00:29:36 lf l move my hands off your mouth,
00:29:38 -You won't say a word?
00:29:40 Give me that.
00:29:42 Man.
00:29:44 -Act normal, sit up.
00:29:48 -Don't be telling me what to do.
00:29:55 BENNY: Kevin.
00:29:56 BENNY: If this is real, right?
00:29:58 BENNY: Do you know who you are?
00:30:00 You like the Moses of the projects.
00:30:02 -Look, no more WIC cards.
00:30:04 BENNY: You could take Grandma to Vegas.
00:30:06 BENNY: Buy her a castle.
00:30:07 You could take your girl to Venus
00:30:10 Look, the sooner l turn the ticket in,
00:30:16 lt's on. Come on.
00:30:26 Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:30:29 l can really smell the money.
00:30:32 -What's up, man?
00:30:33 -Ahem.
00:30:36 -This is the lottery district office, right?
00:30:38 -Cool.
00:30:41 Where everybody at?
00:30:43 KEVIN: Yeah. Where?
00:30:44 -Closed?
00:30:46 -What you mean?
00:30:48 For the Fourth of July.
00:30:50 Be open again Tuesday, 9 a.m.
00:30:52 -Tues?
00:30:54 KEVIN:
00:30:55 Know how much shit can happen
00:30:58 BENNY:
00:30:59 Me, you and your grandma
00:31:02 lf they knew back home,
00:31:05 -Am l right?
00:31:06 You're making this sound real easy
00:31:08 Come on, Kevin.
00:31:11 [GRANDMA SINGING]
00:31:13 CHOlR [SINGING OVER SPEAKERS]:
00:31:15 Drop it like it's hot for Jesus!
00:31:17 CHOlR: Oh, happy day
00:31:21 l dropped it like it was hot! Ha, ha, ha.
00:31:24 [WHOOPING]
00:31:26 Jesus Christ
00:31:29 [GRANDMA SCREAMS]
00:31:31 SEMAJ: l'm sorry.
00:31:33 l'm sorry.
00:31:36 l just was walking by,
00:31:38 -What's all the celebrating about?
00:31:42 l ain't seen you this happy since you
00:31:45 What you doing? Having a fish fry?
00:31:47 No.
00:31:49 l don't smell nothing. What's going on?
00:31:51 -What you got?
00:31:53 -What's that behind your back?
00:31:56 -Come on, you can tell me. You can tell me.
00:31:59 Come on, come on.
00:32:00 BENNY: You know, most of the drug dealers,
00:32:04 ...they weigh they money.
00:32:05 -Because they can't count it.
00:32:08 Man. Somebody stole from them,
00:32:10 -''They tried to steal my money!''
00:32:13 You gonna be a boss, son.
00:32:15 -Stop. Damn.
00:32:17 l wonder, does Oprah weigh her money?
00:32:19 -Kevin, where everybody at?
00:32:21 Hey, little man, where everybody at?
00:32:23 Oh, you don't know.
00:32:24 -Let's spring to my crib real quick.
00:32:29 -Whoa.
00:32:32 [CHATTERING]
00:32:35 -Grandma?
00:32:37 Get out the way! Move out the way!
00:32:39 Y'all move away from here!
00:32:41 Grandma. What's up?
00:32:43 l ain't called nobody.
00:32:47 Semaj, he come over here. Then he goes out
00:32:51 Hey, come on, Kev, let's go
00:32:54 -l just wanna touch it. l just wanna touch it.
00:32:57 You ain't gonna touch shit.
00:32:58 l know your daddy. He still owe me
00:33:02 -You gotta help pay
00:33:04 Damn your medical insurance.
00:33:05 Yo, Kevin, l got an investment idea
00:33:08 Two words, man: massage toilet.
00:33:11 Now, all l need is the money.
00:33:13 [CHATTERING]
00:33:18 WOMAN:
00:33:26 KEVIN:
00:33:30 Come on! Go, go, go!
00:33:32 Come on!
00:33:33 Shit!
00:33:35 All right, your crib! Come on!
00:33:40 Kevin!
00:33:43 Come on, my window,
00:33:45 Come on. Go, go!
00:33:51 MAN: Where'd he go?
00:33:59 Dude. Ain't no way.
00:34:01 Ain't no way l'm making it
00:34:07 Damn.
00:34:14 Kevin. Get up. l got a plan.
00:34:18 This here is what we call
00:34:23 Many slaves have used this to escape.
00:34:26 We can escape, Kevin.
00:34:27 We can get out the 'hood, right?
00:34:29 We go through Indiana,
00:34:31 Harriet Tubman did it.
00:34:33 -No.
00:34:36 l always wanted to sing Negro spirituals.
00:34:39 We leak that, right?
00:34:42 A mix tape of Negro spirituals. Let's go!
00:34:44 No.
00:34:46 [BENNY WHIMPERING]
00:34:48 What's wrong with you?
00:34:50 Man, get off the floor.
00:34:52 The money's in my head.
00:34:54 -Three hundred-seventy million.
00:34:57 Listen!
00:34:58 Look, all we need is something simple.
00:35:02 We'll just pretend like
00:35:04 Ticket's a fake!
00:35:06 That's it. That's it.
00:35:08 -You could say you made it up.
00:35:10 -Hell, yeah. They already think you a snitch.
00:35:12 They'll think you a snitch and a liar.
00:35:14 BENNY: Stick to the plan.
00:35:16 Remember when Steve Harvey had hair?
00:35:19 Kim Kardashian's ass is what?
00:35:21 -Fake. Everything, fake.
00:35:22 Kevin!
00:35:25 Back up. Back up. Everybody back up.
00:35:29 Back up, little mama.
00:35:32 My name is Semaj. ''Back up''?
00:35:34 DEANGELO:
00:35:35 Just because you spell it backwards
00:35:38 Better move your hair-cutting ass back.
00:35:44 -No problem, bro.
00:35:47 Y'all better start showing this man
00:35:50 ...and quit running around
00:35:53 KEVIN: Thank you.
00:35:56 We was thinking that you need,
00:35:58 Hell, yeah.
00:36:01 -Hey, you ever seen my little sister lately?
00:36:04 -Nigga, she real cute and l hear she a freak.
00:36:08 Hey, Tanisha! Operation Lay Down
00:36:11 Everybody listen!
00:36:13 [CHANTING]
00:36:15 -Wait, wait, wait.
00:36:18 l wanna have your baby.
00:36:19 l been trying to get you pregnant
00:36:21 l know your mama.
00:36:23 [CHANTING CONTINUES]
00:36:28 Look, just the other day
00:36:31 But the other day you wasn't rich.
00:36:33 -So, what you want me to do?
00:36:37 You hear that? ''Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.''
00:36:43 KEVIN: All right, everybody.
00:36:47 What l was trying to say...
00:36:50 ...was that, Fillmore,
00:36:51 [CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
00:36:57 l'm gonna get a jet!
00:36:59 l'm gonna get a jet!
00:37:04 l'm gonna get a jet!
00:37:06 -Kevin, l just heard. l just heard.
00:37:08 Hold up. You just can't be running up
00:37:12 Man, what you doing?
00:37:15 DEANGELO:
00:37:17 No. Y'all wrong.
00:37:19 Stop. Stop. Stop.
00:37:20 TASHA:
00:37:22 -What is all of this?
00:37:26 My entourage?
00:37:28 Look, it's just for protection.
00:37:31 Half these cats out here trying to kill me,
00:37:33 -True.
00:37:37 You know where l got the numbers?
00:37:39 -Where?
00:37:41 -You're lying.
00:37:43 -Are you serious?
00:37:45 Boy, how you gonna win off my fortune
00:37:49 Your cut? You don't be hooking me up.
00:37:51 -When l come over and l get the kung pao
00:37:54 Yeah, with the sample.
00:37:56 [LAUGHING]
00:37:58 You don't even have to go
00:38:01 You could start your own shoe company.
00:38:04 Yeah, l guess l could.
00:38:06 That is all you been talking about
00:38:12 -You okay?
00:38:14 l mean....
00:38:17 Man, l don't know, Stacie. Man, it's a lot.
00:38:22 l know, but trust me, l got you.
00:38:25 -Oh. l'm worried now.
00:38:27 Hey, Kevin.
00:38:32 Hi.
00:38:37 Hold on.
00:38:40 Okay.
00:38:41 KEVIN: What's up, Nikki?
00:38:45 l was so rude to you yesterday
00:38:49 Look, it's cool.
00:38:51 You know, l understand.
00:38:52 -l ain't tripping. It's all good.
00:38:54 l don't think you do, Kevin.
00:38:57 l've always thought
00:38:59 Yesterday, when you came up to me,
00:39:03 What?
00:39:04 Wow. Heh.
00:39:05 l was hoping maybe you'd give me
00:39:09 Are you busy tonight?
00:39:10 Hell, no, he ain't.
00:39:13 Good.
00:39:14 My mother's gonna be gone.
00:39:17 ...and then later you can come back
00:39:21 You'll let me do that?
00:39:23 l mean
00:39:26 Cool. Yeah, we can
00:39:28 l promise, Kevin, you will never, ever...
00:39:31 [GRUNTS]
00:39:32 ...ever forget tonight.
00:39:39 See you later.
00:39:40 BENNY: Later, if you want, you can
00:39:44 My house.
00:39:45 Damn, Kev. Did she touch your face?
00:39:48 Yeah, and my stomach.
00:39:50 That ass is priceless!
00:39:54 That's what you like?
00:39:56 Please tell me you did not
00:39:58 That bitch is beyond trifling.
00:40:00 -Come on, Stacie.
00:40:02 -Jealousy is in the air.
00:40:06 Only reason she came over,
00:40:08 Wait. You saying my boy
00:40:11 ...to get a girl like Nikki Swayze
00:40:13 No. What l'm saying is yesterday
00:40:17 Today, suddenly she wants to screw you.
00:40:20 Come on.
00:40:21 -Whatever. Do what you wanna do.
00:40:24 -Stacie just being Stacie, man.
00:40:27 You need to be thinking about
00:40:29 -Already got it covered.
00:40:32 -l already got the spot.
00:40:35 -Y'all ready?
00:40:37 l'm gonna take her
00:40:39 -No, man.
00:40:40 You can't take her there.
00:40:44 You gotta take her to a place like, um....
00:40:46 -What's that joint called?
00:40:48 Dolce Vittoria.
00:40:49 Hey, dog.
00:40:52 Y'all forgetting, l ain't got no money.
00:40:56 l can't get that money until
00:40:59 -That's true, yeah.
00:41:01 lf you need money,
00:41:03 How are you gonna get me some money?
00:41:05 Man, l know a dude
00:41:07 l mean, he got packs of money.
00:41:10 -Racks of money.
00:41:12 TASHA:
00:41:13 Let's go get this stimulus package,
00:41:18 l told y'all l knew where
00:41:20 l know Sweet Tee and them
00:41:22 l know all his brothers and everybody.
00:41:26 What's up, Jimmy?
00:41:30 -You, you. Come on.
00:41:33 Come on.
00:41:34 -This your boy?
00:41:38 BENNY:
00:41:44 Did l stutter?
00:41:46 -What's up, Jimmy?
00:41:48 -Hold on, big man.
00:41:50 DEANGELO:
00:41:54 -Jimmy. Jimmy.
00:41:57 Jimmy always be playing like this.
00:42:00 RAY-RAY: He don't know you.
00:42:03 Jimmy, you crazy as hell, man.
00:42:05 You got me this time, Jimmy. Jimmy!
00:42:08 Hey, look, if you need me for anything,
00:42:15 Hey, fellas. Over here.
00:42:28 -Do you know who l am?
00:42:31 What have you heard about me?
00:42:33 You know, just stuff like how...
00:42:36 ...you're like the Godfather
00:42:41 Well, to my friends l go by Sweet Tee.
00:42:45 And l'd like very much to be
00:42:49 First of all, let me say congratulations
00:42:52 lt's always a wonderful feeling
00:42:57 l'd also like you to accept this loan
00:43:01 Yeah. Just think of it
00:43:07 -How much money is this?
00:43:09 l figure that's enough for you boys
00:43:12 ...and a special night with your girl.
00:43:14 Look, Mr. Tee....
00:43:15 Sweet Tee.
00:43:17 Right. Sorry about that. Sweet Tee.
00:43:20 Look, l really do appreciate it...
00:43:23 ...but l can't take this.
00:43:26 Are you refusing my friendship?
00:43:29 No.
00:43:30 No. No. Not at all.
00:43:32 SWEET TEE: Oh, go on, take that money
00:43:35 This here is Jimmy the Driver.
00:43:37 Now, he's gonna be your chaperone
00:43:40 Now, just to make sure that there
00:43:43 Um....
00:43:45 Tee, can l talk to you for a minute, sir?
00:43:47 -Excuse me.
00:43:50 Why are you doing this to me, man?
00:43:52 You didn't tell me l had to babysit
00:43:55 Laquita got her stitches out, come on.
00:43:57 You just make sure
00:44:00 ...or you'll be parking cars
00:44:04 That is, if it's okay with you guys.
00:44:07 Deal?
00:44:12 -All right.
00:44:14 [LAUGHING]
00:44:16 l like that.
00:44:24 Just do it.
00:45:36 There go that boy.
00:45:37 Oh, okay, l see how it is, Kevin.
00:45:39 You come in with your crew,
00:45:42 -What is he talking about?
00:45:44 -l'm from a little town called Whup-Ass.
00:45:49 l'm from the Wish-A-Nigga-Woulds.
00:45:51 Yeah. You ever been there?
00:45:53 -Weather is awesome.
00:45:55 -Hey. How are you?
00:45:57 -Everything good?
00:45:58 -We're gonna do a little shopping today.
00:46:01 Let me see.
00:46:03 l'm gonna take everything on this wall.
00:46:06 And everything on this one too.
00:46:08 A couple size 10s.
00:46:10 -Ten and a half.
00:46:14 -l'm taking them home with me too.
00:46:17 Oh, l'm dead serious.
00:46:18 DOUG:
00:46:21 How you gonna afford that?
00:46:23 -Benny.
00:46:26 You disrespect him, you disrespect me.
00:46:28 Now get us some shoes...
00:46:30 ...bitch.
00:46:32 TASHA: Make it rain!
00:46:34 Let's do it. Shopping on me.
00:46:36 -All right, dog.
00:46:40 Thanks, guys. Thank you very much.
00:46:43 Come on back anytime.
00:46:45 [CHATTERING]
00:46:52 RAY-RAY:
00:46:55 WOMAN:
00:46:59 -That's what l'm talking about.
00:47:02 Oh. Heh, heh. Come on in.
00:47:06 -Everything okay?
00:47:23 Well, how about you help me out
00:47:26 Sure.
00:47:27 Because l don't understand nothing
00:47:30 Well, it's all pretty good.
00:47:33 Their chicken piccata is fantastic,
00:47:36 -Maybe you should try that.
00:47:38 LeBron brought me here a few times.
00:47:40 -''LeBron''?
00:47:43 Le - LeBron James?
00:47:45 lt was months ago, Kevin.
00:47:47 Damn. You just be doing it big, huh?
00:47:51 What? What you gonna tell me next,
00:47:54 Please don't go there.
00:47:56 Jay and l don't speak anymore.
00:48:05 -Here. He can't pay for that.
00:48:07 -How you doing?
00:48:08 -l'm Benny. Nice to meet you. Pleasure.
00:48:12 Hey, hey, hey. Let me get some water.
00:48:16 That's good. Mm-hm.
00:48:19 Mm-mm-mm.
00:48:21 You just stand here
00:48:24 Mm.
00:48:26 Let's get some lemon for that.
00:48:28 Are you crazy?
00:48:30 l need a girl l can take to
00:48:33 -Hand me that silverware.
00:48:34 Nigga, are you serious?
00:48:36 -Hey, this is phat, baby.
00:48:39 -We should go.
00:48:41 Just take the shit
00:48:44 Chicken. l'm just gonna try
00:48:48 Piccata.
00:48:50 -l'm gonna have some of that. Um....
00:48:53 Good choice, though.
00:48:56 ''Bill''?
00:48:58 Bill who? Clinton?
00:49:00 Heh, heh. No, Kevin. Cosby.
00:49:03 Thank you. Lemon in the water, please.
00:49:06 Oh, and l dropped my napkin.
00:49:08 Watch cartoons,
00:49:10 -Can l have some of this?
00:49:15 Heh.
00:49:16 Seventy-five dollars for this? Wow.
00:49:19 What were you expecting,
00:49:22 -Well
00:49:24 l just thought it'd be
00:49:30 See? Good, right?
00:49:32 lt is good. It ain't bad.
00:49:35 Well, if you think that's tender...
00:49:40 ...warm and juicy....
00:50:01 Damn.
00:50:03 Just relax and let me do all the work.
00:50:08 Oh, damn.
00:50:18 This condom here.
00:50:20 Put this on.
00:50:22 Get it out.
00:50:28 [GRUNTING]
00:50:32 You just feisty.
00:50:33 Let me help you. Here we go.
00:50:36 Violent.
00:50:38 Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:41 -Yeah, let me
00:50:47 KEVIN:
00:50:50 Look, it's just l don't think we should do it.
00:50:54 You say it like it's the worst thing
00:50:58 What, you think you're too good
00:51:00 No, it's not that - Oh!
00:51:03 lt's just, we just young!
00:51:04 [SCREAMS]
00:51:06 Look, what if you get pregnant
00:51:09 We should use it because
00:51:14 We don't need babies.
00:51:15 lt's just a lot. It's a lot.
00:51:17 NIKKl: Tsh.
00:51:18 [GRUNTING]
00:51:20 Goddamn it, Kevin.
00:51:23 ...all l ever hear is,
00:51:26 Every hoodrat in this project gets to be
00:51:32 ls that why you called me up here?
00:51:36 Sorry to bust your bubble, sweetie,
00:51:41 And this - Over here, Kevin.
00:51:44 - right here, is my lottery ticket.
00:51:51 You can let yourself out.
00:52:01 WASHINGTON:
00:52:03 Come here for a minute.
00:52:05 l wanna talk to you about something.
00:52:07 -Well, can it wait?
00:52:10 Not if you care about that lottery ticket
00:52:20 Might as well come all the way in.
00:52:22 You done come this far.
00:52:43 Don't you worry about that lotto ticket.
00:52:46 lf l wanted it...
00:52:48 ...l'd have hit you
00:52:51 You'd have never seen it coming.
00:52:55 Come on in, man. Stop looking scared.
00:52:59 l won't bite you.
00:53:01 First l wanna see what you got.
00:53:04 KEVIN: Why you fighting me?
00:53:06 -Can you protect yourself at all times?
00:53:08 -At all times?
00:53:10 Well, do it!
00:53:20 Come on in, man.
00:53:23 Come on in, man.
00:53:25 [CHUCKLES]
00:53:27 Why you looking all scared? Huh?
00:53:31 lt's your ugly friend Benny the one
00:53:35 How you know about my ticket?
00:53:37 Oh, man, l hear everything
00:53:40 lf l asleep on this couch or taking a dump,
00:53:45 But you don't go outside.
00:53:47 l don't need to go outside.
00:53:49 You see that vent right there?
00:53:51 With this vent l can hear everything
00:53:55 l listen for hours.
00:53:57 l just pull this right here.
00:53:59 TASHA: - you had a helicopter,
00:54:02 DEANGELO: Man, l'll park it on the roof.
00:54:05 -Y'all gonna be like my peasants around here.
00:54:08 DEANGELO:
00:54:09 TASHA:
00:54:11 -You want some red Kool-Aid?
00:54:16 So...
00:54:18 ...why not go outside?
00:54:20 l don't need to go outside.
00:54:22 Go out for what?
00:54:25 Ain't nothing around here
00:54:29 -Y'all can have it. Here you go.
00:54:33 What's up with the gloves?
00:54:36 ''Used to''?
00:54:38 [GRUNTING]
00:54:44 Still got a little something.
00:54:47 Man, you box anybody l know?
00:54:50 [SCOFFS]
00:54:52 -You ever heard of Muhammad Ali?
00:54:56 Larry Holmes.
00:54:59 Earnie Shavers. Ken Norton.
00:55:02 Ronnie Lyle.
00:55:05 l even knocked out, uh
00:55:09 l'm the one knocked them teeth out.
00:55:11 What, you think l'm lying?
00:55:13 Look, man, l was they sparring partner.
00:55:17 They used to give me $300 a round
00:55:21 That was big money back then.
00:55:25 l never got my shot, you know?
00:55:28 l never got a real fight.
00:55:32 But hey, l'm here.
00:55:34 So why they call you Thump?
00:55:37 They call me Thump
00:55:42 But l always got back up.
00:55:45 Damn.
00:55:47 You wasn't that good, huh?
00:55:49 l didn't ever say l was.
00:55:51 You know? l just love boxing.
00:55:54 As a little kid, l just wanted to be a boxer,
00:56:00 Weren't you nervous
00:56:02 Of course.
00:56:07 What if l was one of the greats? Hm?
00:56:12 What if it was all about me?
00:56:14 l wouldn't know if l didn't try.
00:56:16 l know l could've looked good
00:56:21 Heh.
00:56:23 Oh, man....
00:56:26 Look, man, l wish l could stay longer,
00:56:31 Hey, wait. Hey, hey.
00:56:34 Them is some interesting shoes
00:56:38 Man, what the hell are those?
00:56:40 -Like them, huh?
00:56:42 Hey, look, when l first got a little money,
00:56:46 ...but l got a little jewelry,
00:56:49 l was sharp. l had my leather piece,
00:56:53 ...l had some girls out front.
00:56:55 l had everything a man could want.
00:56:58 Yeah, everything.
00:57:01 Man. What happened to it?
00:57:05 l got robbed,
00:57:08 They shot me in my ass...
00:57:11 ...ended my whole career just like that.
00:57:15 What can you do, man?
00:57:16 You step on a tent and it bent,
00:57:20 lt's the neighborhood, man.
00:57:26 l just wish somebody...
00:57:29 ...had the courage to come along
00:57:36 Okay.
00:57:38 l don't know, man.
00:57:41 l just wanted some company, man.
00:57:46 -All right, Kevin.
00:57:50 -See? Protect yourself at all times.
00:58:06 WOMAN [ON TV]: Okay, folks, now
00:58:09 ...that are sometimes fun and extravagant.
00:58:12 Well, we have something
00:58:14 ...that has to do with your health.
00:58:17 [ORGAN PLAYING
00:58:20 Come by here, my Lord
00:58:24 Come by here, my Lord
00:58:28 Come by here, my Lord
00:58:31 Oh, Lord, come by here
00:58:45 [STAMMERING]
00:58:48 Good morning, brothers and sisters.
00:58:51 l know that you know that miracles
00:58:54 MAN 1: That's right.
00:58:56 And l pray that the heavenly Father
00:59:01 -Yes.
00:59:03 ...before you do it,
00:59:05 ...and what you'll do
00:59:10 When you hear me say ''miracles''...
00:59:11 ...l'm not talking about Smokey Robinson
00:59:16 That's right, l'm not talking about
00:59:18 l'm not talking about...
00:59:20 ...the delicious spread you spread on
00:59:24 [ORGAN PLAYING]
00:59:26 [CHEERING]
00:59:30 Go ahead, Reverend. Heh.
00:59:33 l, Reverend Taylor,
00:59:36 MAN 2:
00:59:37 -For many, many years.
00:59:40 And the vision has been for me
00:59:45 -Yes.
00:59:49 ...and preach the word of God!
00:59:56 For instance, hit the lights.
00:59:58 Okay, here we go.
01:00:00 TAYLOR: Let me show you all
01:00:02 Look.
01:00:04 This is the church we are currently sitting in
01:00:10 l had some Mexicans
01:00:13 l got four of them at the Home Depot.
01:00:14 Jumped in the van
01:00:17 They end up putting masking tape
01:00:20 Help us, Lord.
01:00:21 Show them my next church.
01:00:25 This is the kind of church make you
01:00:29 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
01:00:30 Make you wanna put something
01:00:32 And if we ain't got a plate, just put
01:00:36 -Yes.
01:00:38 MAN 4:
01:00:42 Many of you brothers and sisters didn't
01:00:48 l sleep up here.
01:00:50 ln this room right here.
01:00:53 Grandma, don't you see
01:00:54 This is my vision. Look at that.
01:00:58 T.D. Jakes. Benjamin and Long.
01:01:02 Everybody's living like this.
01:01:03 Praise the Lord. Thank you, Jesus.
01:01:05 Why come l can't have a Jacuzzi?
01:01:07 Why come l can't eat shrimps and steak?
01:01:10 Lord, why come l can't have that?
01:01:12 -Did he ask you? No.
01:01:14 [CHEERING]
01:01:19 -He's not asking.
01:01:20 Those sisters who need help,
01:01:25 -Private.
01:01:27 -My ex-wife.
01:01:30 Goat-smelling ass,
01:01:34 Fake Louis Vuitton purse.
01:01:36 She done let them Chinese
01:01:38 -Oh, yes.
01:01:43 Praise the Lord.
01:01:48 Tramp.
01:01:49 Do you get the vision that l'm trying
01:01:53 God works in mysterious ways.
01:01:56 God might not be there when you want him,
01:02:00 Hm?
01:02:01 We got a miracle in the house today.
01:02:07 Kevin, please come up here.
01:02:08 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Kevin.
01:02:12 -l don't wanna go up there.
01:02:19 That's my grandbaby.
01:02:22 Yeah, baby.
01:02:26 BENNY:
01:02:29 Yo.
01:02:30 -Yo, he's coming.
01:02:32 -Jesus?
01:02:34 Lorenzo, he's out of jail.
01:02:37 KEVIN: What you want me to do?
01:02:39 -Hey. Thank you.
01:02:41 -Y'all ready for a miracle?
01:02:44 BENNY:
01:02:45 Pastor is always talking about a miracle.
01:02:49 l wanna let y'all know the biggest sinner
01:02:54 Y'all give it up for Lorenzo.
01:02:56 [CROWD CHEERING]
01:02:59 [GRUNTING]
01:03:02 Go, go!
01:03:05 TAYLOR:
01:03:08 Get off me.
01:03:11 Next person that touch me
01:03:13 ...l swear before God!
01:03:21 No, no, no!
01:03:24 Damn!
01:03:25 Look, man, l'm sorry, all right?
01:03:29 -You mean that Foot Locker thing?
01:03:31 No, no, no, l'm over that, man.
01:03:33 -You and me, we got different business.
01:03:37 [GRUNTING]
01:03:39 -l'm gonna need that lottery ticket now.
01:03:44 lf you don't back up off that boy
01:03:46 ...l'm gonna blow your head off quick.
01:03:58 LORENlO:
01:04:03 l think you a little bitch.
01:04:05 Ain't never shot nobody
01:04:11 [SQUEALING]
01:04:13 [GRUNTING]
01:04:16 Pull a piece on me, you better use it!
01:04:26 [TIRES SCREECHING]
01:04:28 DEANGELO: What's happening?
01:04:32 LORENlO:
01:04:34 [CAR HORNS HONKING]
01:04:40 LORENlO:
01:04:44 Come on, come on!
01:04:47 -Come on!
01:04:51 LORENlO:
01:04:54 MAN: Get out the way, get out the way.
01:04:57 KEVIN:
01:05:02 -Excuse me.
01:05:10 [WHOOPS]
01:05:14 Shit!
01:05:29 Oh, shit.
01:05:34 Leave the little man alone!
01:05:42 Hey.
01:05:45 Fuck!
01:05:56 l'll see you when l see you.
01:06:08 Look, l don't see Lorenzo and his boys,
01:06:12 -Safe?
01:06:14 You really think we safe? Huh?
01:06:16 Kevin, look. All you gotta do is
01:06:21 -...and we good.
01:06:23 Then you get your money.
01:06:26 ls this what having money feels like?
01:06:28 Everybody asking me for something?
01:06:30 People l ain't talked to in years
01:06:33 l don't want it, man.
01:06:36 l heard this quote once:
01:06:37 ''Money don't change you,
01:06:41 You understand that?
01:06:43 Come on, Kev. l heard this quote too.
01:06:46 We quoting now? We quoting now?
01:06:48 l got this quote:
01:06:50 They gonna lie,
01:06:53 As long as you get yours,
01:06:55 -So let's go home.
01:07:06 -Kev, how about this?
01:07:09 Let me hold onto it for you.
01:07:12 Let you hold onto what?
01:07:14 The ticket.
01:07:16 That case, if Lorenzo catches you,
01:07:24 You too?
01:07:27 After what l just said to you?
01:07:30 -lt ain't like that.
01:07:33 -lt is like that. It is!
01:07:36 -You losing it, man.
01:07:38 -You serious?
01:07:39 Come on, Kev.
01:07:41 -l been your best friend since fifth grade.
01:07:44 -Fifth grade!
01:07:46 Ain't no way l'll let this money
01:07:48 Okay.
01:07:50 You can have it.
01:07:52 You can have the whole thing.
01:07:53 l don't want it!
01:07:55 -l don't want none of this!
01:07:57 l'm up here losing my damn mind,
01:08:02 -Ain't no ''us'' shit! Ain't no us, nigga!
01:08:05 -lt's everybody!
01:08:07 You ain't in my shoes,
01:08:09 -Look at this, look at us.
01:08:11 Look at our circumstances, man.
01:08:16 l'm tired of this, man.
01:08:18 l'm sick of worrying about WIC cards!
01:08:20 l'm sick of worrying
01:08:23 l can't eat!
01:08:25 l'm broke, nigga! l'm broke!
01:08:27 And you got the power
01:08:29 Nobody else. You.
01:08:32 Kevin, if l had the money...
01:08:34 ''lf.''
01:08:36 ...not only would l give back...
01:08:38 ...l would change lives.
01:08:41 The sad thing is, you known me
01:08:49 Bust a move, homey.
01:08:59 [KNOCKING]
01:09:12 You want me to be honest?
01:09:14 That's why l'm here, right?
01:09:16 Look, you know l can't even stand
01:09:19 ...but he is not a thief, and you know it.
01:09:22 lf anything, that boy is too loyal to you.
01:09:25 You probably hurt his feelings,
01:09:29 -And you need to tell him you're sorry.
01:09:31 That's the truth.
01:09:33 MAN [ON TV]:
01:09:35 What? You said you wanted me
01:09:42 KEVIN: Stacie.
01:09:45 lf you won the lottery,
01:09:48 Me?
01:09:50 l mean, you know...
01:09:51 ...take care of my family, travel...
01:09:55 ...finish school, all that good stuff.
01:09:57 But if l had your kind of money,
01:10:00 Give people something to live for
01:10:05 Like, look at how some of these rappers
01:10:10 But what are they giving back
01:10:13 Thank you.
01:10:17 lt's cool, it's just a grilled cheese.
01:10:19 No, no. Not for the sandwich.
01:10:22 Just thanks for being there for me.
01:10:30 l mean that.
01:10:36 lt's cool.
01:10:38 l got you.
01:10:40 l appreciate it.
01:10:43 -But now l need you to tell me something.
01:10:47 What happened on your little date
01:10:49 Say ''l told you so.''
01:10:52 Wow, what?
01:10:53 Nikki, the no-class, gold-digging bitch.
01:10:56 l'm shocked.
01:10:59 l mean, but at least
01:11:01 To tell all your boys you hit that.
01:11:03 Because l didn't.
01:11:05 God on my mama,
01:11:08 Mm-hm.
01:11:09 l'm kind of glad l didn't too.
01:11:12 What do l look like?
01:11:13 Swapping swords
01:11:16 l'm straight.
01:11:19 And besides...
01:11:21 ...that's not the kind of girl
01:11:24 Oh, really? Who is the kind
01:11:30 Can l be honest?
01:11:32 Ain't that why you came here?
01:11:40 The kind of girl l need is you.
01:11:48 Goodbye, Kevin. Goodbye.
01:11:51 What, you gonna kick me out?
01:11:52 You know what? l'm not interested
01:11:55 How long have we known each other?
01:11:57 Why did it take you so long
01:11:59 Oh. After you and Nikki,
01:12:02 Why'd it take you so long?
01:12:04 Don't get it
01:12:09 - twisted.
01:12:33 -Hold on, hold on.
01:12:34 -Wait, hold on.
01:12:36 Wait.
01:12:39 Tst. Damn, girl, how many dudes
01:12:42 What? Don't try to play me.
01:12:44 lf you think we're doing this
01:12:48 What?
01:12:51 Nothing.
01:13:00 WOMAN:
01:13:01 -Oh, shit, it's my mama!
01:13:03 STACIE: You gotta go.
01:13:06 -What?
01:13:08 -You gotta - Get out! No!
01:13:10 -Out where?
01:13:12 KEVIN: Out the window?
01:13:14 -Careful.
01:13:21 -Are you okay?
01:13:22 Please be careful. Okay.
01:13:24 -What?
01:13:26 l love you too.
01:13:28 Now go. Get down.
01:14:09 [GRUNTING]
01:14:13 Where am l?
01:14:16 Morning.
01:14:18 [GROANING]
01:14:21 Now, relax now, son, relax.
01:14:23 Don't worry about nothing,
01:14:28 Put these black-eyed peas on your jaw.
01:14:39 What you talking about?
01:14:43 Ain't nobody knock me out.
01:14:52 Hold on.
01:14:57 Wait a minute.
01:14:59 Where's my ticket?
01:15:02 l don't know. They probably stole it.
01:15:05 That's why you was knocked out.
01:15:08 -Yeah.
01:15:09 Yeah, that about sums it up.
01:15:14 Wait a minute.
01:15:16 How do l know you didn't knock me out
01:15:20 The fact of the matter is Lorenzo
01:15:25 l heard them talking and laughing.
01:15:27 l get up,
01:15:31 Now, it wasn't easy...
01:15:33 ...but l pick you up and l tote you in here
01:15:38 And you talk to me like that?
01:15:39 l ain't been out this apartment
01:15:46 You did that?
01:15:52 What l wanna know is,
01:15:55 Why would l sign the ticket?
01:15:57 lf you didn't sign the back of the ticket,
01:16:01 -The cops is not gonna believe you.
01:16:03 Man, bump that!
01:16:05 Look, he stole my ticket.
01:16:07 l should be able to go right back to him
01:16:11 Okay, tiger. Okay.
01:16:13 But look, Lorenzo's a premature
01:16:19 You gotta be careful.
01:16:21 What other choice do l have?
01:16:22 Well, l been thinking.
01:16:26 The same thing got you into this mess...
01:16:29 -...might just get you out.
01:16:32 -Wait, wait, wait
01:16:34 -Where you going?
01:16:38 Hold up.
01:16:40 You took my sneakers?
01:16:42 l was thinking about it.
01:16:44 But they wasn't on your feet
01:16:47 You wouldn't have did nothing.
01:16:50 Protect yourself at all times.
01:16:52 Whatever!
01:16:56 Protect yourself at all times.
01:17:00 GRANDMA:
01:17:03 l'm too old for this.
01:17:05 Whoo! Thank you, Jesus!
01:17:08 Thank you, Jesus! Oh.
01:17:11 Where the hell you been, boy?
01:17:14 Nobody know where you is, you didn't call.
01:17:17 And where are your shoes?
01:17:18 -l got robbed!
01:17:20 Lorenzo took everything, all right?
01:17:22 Look, he took my ticket,
01:17:24 Oh. No, l'm calling the police.
01:17:27 Chill out. Don't do that.
01:17:28 What they gonna do?
01:17:31 Boy, l told you. You'd given me that ticket,
01:17:36 Look, l got 24 hours to go claim
01:17:38 And that's what l'm about to go do.
01:17:41 That's how it is.
01:17:45 Oh, hell, no. l'm calling somebody.
01:17:50 Stacie?
01:17:51 RAY-RAY:
01:17:53 -Come on, come on. Bet back, bet back.
01:17:56 Nothing.
01:17:58 Chilling with my real friends.
01:18:01 RAY-RAY: That ain't no dirty dice.
01:18:04 Let me holler at you real quick, man.
01:18:07 RAY-RAY:
01:18:10 Come on, man.
01:18:13 What's up, Kev?
01:18:15 Look, man.
01:18:16 l'm sorry about what happened
01:18:20 l mean that, man.
01:18:24 Look, Kev, l know my approach to life
01:18:30 ...but just know my intentions are good.
01:18:38 -We boys?
01:18:40 All day.
01:18:46 Kevin, you got that Bobby Brown look
01:18:49 Where the hell you been, man?
01:18:52 Man, like you would know.
01:18:55 -Where Lorenzo at?
01:18:56 Lorenzo Mack?
01:18:58 l saw him yesterday when he was
01:19:02 [LAUGHING]
01:19:03 Man, listen. When y'all see Lorenzo,
01:19:07 -Tell him that.
01:19:09 Kevin....
01:19:10 -Wait - Is he looking for?
01:19:14 You seen Lorenzo?
01:19:15 BENNY: Calm down.
01:19:17 -Little girl, you seen Lorenzo?
01:19:19 -This is crazy.
01:19:20 STACIE:
01:19:22 -Kev, look, he's bigger than you.
01:19:26 -Don't mind him.
01:19:28 Man, bring your ass outside!
01:19:30 Talking all that shit! Where you at now?
01:19:33 -Kevin, just calm down.
01:19:37 KEVIN: Right there.
01:19:40 KEVIN:
01:19:43 -Boy, what the hell's wrong with you?
01:19:45 You think because you got money,
01:19:48 You want ice cream?
01:19:51 -l don't want no damn ice cream!
01:19:54 -What's wrong with you? Get off me!
01:19:56 Damn.
01:19:58 Hey.
01:20:01 Just the man l wanted to see.
01:20:04 Few things l wanna talk over.
01:20:07 -lt's all right if l don't?
01:20:10 Get in the car.
01:20:11 -Okay, Kevin, l'm coming with you.
01:20:13 Stay right there.
01:20:18 First of all, let me apologize for that
01:20:23 l mean, that was entirely my fault.
01:20:26 l should've never let you out of my sight.
01:20:28 From now on...
01:20:30 ...wherever you go...
01:20:32 ...l go.
01:20:34 Speaking of the church...
01:20:36 ...is Jimmy the Driver gonna be all right?
01:20:40 -He'll live.
01:20:41 He won't be on solid food for a while...
01:20:44 ...and he probably will never
01:20:47 ...but, hey, what can you do?
01:20:52 Ahem. Sweet Tee...
01:20:54 ...how would you feel
01:20:58 Not me.
01:20:59 - and they couldn't pay you back?
01:21:02 Off the top of my head?
01:21:06 l'd probably, uh...
01:21:08 ...saw his legs off at the kneecaps...
01:21:11 ...and then grind them
01:21:13 And then l'd feed them to
01:21:17 Then l would force that guy
01:21:20 [LAUGHING]
01:21:24 That's pretty gnarly shit, ain't it?
01:21:28 l saw that in the Philippines,
01:21:31 Yeah, you ain't never heard a man scream
01:21:37 You've never heard a man throw up
01:21:42 Not in my Bentley.
01:21:43 -Damn it, get out!
01:21:45 SWEET TEE:
01:21:49 Try to feel better.
01:21:50 l'll be around keeping my eye on you.
01:21:53 ...wherever you go, l go.
01:21:59 Let's go.
01:22:03 -He's gonna kill me.
01:22:05 No, not exactly.
01:22:08 ...then feed them to the dogs.
01:22:09 Don't pump it up. He said
01:22:12 Kevin, you have to give back
01:22:16 lt ain't that simple.
01:22:18 l spent it.
01:22:20 -What?
01:22:22 How did you spend $100,000
01:22:26 lt's not hard as you might think.
01:22:28 l got some earrings.
01:22:29 You're just gonna have to return
01:22:32 The same way you got into this mess...
01:22:34 ...is the same way you're gonna
01:22:37 What?
01:22:38 Nothing. It's just that that's
01:22:42 -Mr. Washington, the serial killer?
01:22:44 Stop talking to him.
01:22:46 Stop, all right?
01:22:53 Wait a minute.
01:22:55 lt was Semaj.
01:22:57 -lt was Semaj!
01:22:59 No. That's why l'm in
01:23:02 Because of him.
01:23:04 l'm not following.
01:23:07 Get up! We gotta leave, now.
01:23:10 Yo, man, if you're trying to do
01:23:14 ...you must be out your damn mind.
01:23:20 So if the one he stole was fake...
01:23:24 ...what was your whole nervous
01:23:28 Running all over town,
01:23:32 ...knocking folks over...
01:23:33 ...and ruining ice cream cones?
01:23:40 Had to make it look real, right?
01:23:42 Even had you fooled.
01:23:46 You.
01:23:48 What?
01:23:51 Slow down and tell me that
01:23:54 He did what now?
01:24:03 [CHATTERING]
01:24:07 MAN 1 :
01:24:10 Man, that is the aroma of the beef.
01:24:13 Hell, no. l'm going vegetarian.
01:24:15 Did you make the potato salad too?
01:24:17 STACIE:
01:24:19 No, l'm all right. l'm cool.
01:24:22 TASHA: Hey, this my mama recipe.
01:24:25 LORENlO:
01:24:27 You little bitch.
01:24:33 Oh, man. Oh, come on, Lorenzo.
01:24:35 You see how big this nigga look
01:24:37 lt's a family barbecue.
01:24:40 We got potato salad, get you a piece
01:24:44 Oh, it's that type of party? Okay.
01:24:50 MAN 2: Come on, Kev, throw one on him.
01:24:52 LORENlO: First, l'm about to tell you
01:24:55 First, l'm gonna beat your ass
01:24:58 And l ain't never gonna get tired.
01:25:00 Then l'm gonna take that ticket,
01:25:05 Look, l'm gonna tell you like this, man.
01:25:07 You want my ticket?
01:25:10 You gonna have to take my ticket, dog.
01:25:12 WOMAN 1 :
01:25:15 You gonna have to back up, Lorenzo.
01:25:18 lt ain't going down like that today.
01:25:20 You gonna have to back up, man,
01:25:25 Shoot me, ''man.''
01:25:35 Get over here.
01:25:37 Cognac, nigga?
01:25:42 Not the homeboy.
01:25:44 Kev, l'm gonna let you handle that.
01:25:50 SWEET TEE:
01:25:53 Oh, what now?
01:25:56 You know who l am?
01:25:58 -He don't know.
01:26:01 Then you must know l don't play.
01:26:04 Now, this young man...
01:26:05 ...happens to be my business partner
01:26:08 l think he's about tired of you
01:26:11 And frankly, so am l.
01:26:13 Look, l ain't got no beef with you.
01:26:16 This is between me and him.
01:26:18 But you do need to know...
01:26:19 ...that he's gonna get
01:26:22 And l'm gonna leave with that ticket.
01:26:25 Now, you see, that's the problem
01:26:28 Absolutely no courtesy.
01:26:31 No respect!
01:26:33 Ooh!
01:26:36 Damn! Took all day
01:26:39 Now, y'all can keep on partying
01:26:41 There ain't gonna be no fight here today.
01:26:44 That's it.
01:26:46 Look at this punk ass.
01:26:48 And y'all said he was supposed to be
01:26:51 [CROWD GASPS]
01:26:54 [SCREAMING]
01:27:00 You know what l'd do
01:27:04 Make you snuggle up with me at night.
01:27:06 And l squeeze your balls.
01:27:09 l squeeze.
01:27:11 And l squeeze!
01:27:14 MAN 3:
01:27:17 Oh, hell, no. This nigga's some kind
01:27:21 -Tee! Get up, Tee.
01:27:27 Now, where were we?
01:27:30 Oh, snap.
01:27:35 MAN 4: Come on, Kev.
01:27:39 My grandmama hit harder than you.
01:27:44 Get back.
01:27:52 -That's right, kid. Whup his ass.
01:27:55 Come on, man. Come on.
01:27:59 MAN 6:
01:28:00 MAN l: Stay down!
01:28:03 LORENlO:
01:28:04 You got a lot of heart.
01:28:06 But heart only gets you so far, son.
01:28:09 WOMAN 4: Don't give it to him, Kevin.
01:28:14 WOMAN 5:
01:28:17 Pick a number between one and 10.
01:28:22 Pick!
01:28:27 Three.
01:28:28 All right. That's how many seconds you got
01:28:32 -Come on.
01:28:35 Three. Two.
01:28:38 All right.
01:28:46 WOMAN 6: Lorenzo, you should be ashamed!
01:28:49 [GROANS]
01:28:59 You know what?
01:29:03 Just in case...
01:29:05 ...you got a little funny with the tickets.
01:29:09 Nice doing business with you.
01:29:17 Bitches didn't fit anyway.
01:29:20 MAN 8:
01:29:32 You like that, huh?
01:29:36 That's good work.
01:29:38 Somebody read him a bedtime story.
01:29:41 Mr. Washington?
01:29:43 [CROWD CHEERING]
01:29:54 You're the man, Mr. Washington.
01:29:57 MAN 9:
01:29:59 WOMAN l:
01:30:04 Didn't l tell you?
01:30:09 Come on, out of here, Bobby Brown.
01:30:14 Now, lookie here, boy.
01:30:17 You put them in a safe place. You hear?
01:30:19 -All right?
01:30:20 Safe place.
01:30:23 All right.
01:30:26 [CHUCKLES]
01:30:29 Still got it.
01:30:31 You let them know l still got it, right?
01:30:33 Any of you young punks
01:30:36 [CROWD LAUGHING]
01:30:37 -They don't want none.
01:30:40 Let them know l still got it.
01:30:49 Damn. Mr. Washington's pretty cool
01:30:53 Baby. Kevin.
01:30:55 -Unh. Stacie.
01:30:58 -Kev.
01:30:59 -Please sign the ticket.
01:31:06 KEVIN:
01:31:09 REPORTER:
01:31:11 He got the numbers from
01:31:14 So a month after graduating
01:31:16 ...Kevin Carson is the youngest winner
01:31:19 Asked what he'd do with the money...
01:31:21 ...he said he'd start
01:31:23 ...and ''Give a little something
01:31:27 People not from here
01:31:30 This is a community.
01:31:33 As long as we stay together...
01:31:35 ...no matter how many times
01:31:38 See, that's why l wanna
01:31:42 And to make sure
01:31:44 ...l would like to introduce
01:31:46 Mr. Jerome ''Thump'' Washington.
01:31:49 Please, everybody.
01:31:50 [CROWD CHEERING]
01:31:57 Hey, look, any of you young punks
01:32:01 [LAUGHING]
01:32:06 Oh, look. You wanna do the honors?
01:32:08 -Don't mind if l do.
01:32:13 WASHINGTON:
01:32:18 All right, all right.
01:32:19 Now, as you guys already know,
01:32:23 Myself...
01:32:26 ...my CEO...
01:32:28 ...my future attorney...
01:32:30 ...we wanna take this to the next level.
01:32:32 That's right. That's why we started
01:32:35 ...which helps fund our own businesses,
01:32:41 ...help change people's lives.
01:32:44 -And on another note
01:32:47 Thank you.
01:32:49 l gotta get to work so we have to go.
01:32:52 Let me holler at my grandma.
01:32:54 Oh, child, please.
01:32:57 lt's okay, we can get it done.
01:32:58 l don't see nothing in the Bible
01:33:01 GRANDMA: So, wait, no, no, no. Listen.
01:33:04 That thing got them blades on it!
01:33:06 We really have to go.
01:33:07 -Go. Take care of your business.
01:33:10 Thank you. Hair looks amazing.
01:33:11 Oh, hush up, boy. Handle your business.
01:33:13 -Thanks, everybody. Thank you!
01:33:16 Come on, Kev.
01:33:19 Kev, don't ever change, baby.
01:33:24 Hey, Mr. Washington.
01:33:28 Hey there, Miss Carson. How you doing?
01:33:31 How you doing?
01:33:34 Hm.
01:33:35 BENNY:
01:33:38 KEVIN:
01:33:40 BENNY:
01:33:41 TASHA:
01:33:42 l'm gonna see y'all Monday at work.
01:33:44 We don't get to ride?
01:33:45 -We love you.
01:33:47 -Y'all hold it down.
01:33:49 TASHA:
01:33:51 -That's what it is.
01:34:04 Lord Almighty, them helicopter lights
01:34:08 That's my good wig, man.
01:34:15 [CHATTERING]