Love Actually

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00:01:13 (Man) 'WHenever I get gloomy
00:01:16 'l tHink about tHe arrivals gate
00:01:20 'General opinion makes out
00:01:24 'but I don't see tHat.
00:01:25 'Seems to me tHat love is everywHere.
00:01:28 'Often it's not particularly dignified
00:01:33 'FatHers and sons, motHers and daugHters,
00:01:36 'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.
00:01:39 'WHen tHe planes Hit tHe Twin Towers,
00:01:42 'none of tHe pHone calls from people on
00:01:46 'tHey were all messages of love.
00:01:49 'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling
00:02:10 I feel it in my fingers
00:02:14 I feel it in my toes
00:02:17 Feel it in my toes, yeaH
00:02:21 Love is all around me
00:02:26 - (Feedback)
00:02:29 (SigHs) It's just I know tHe old version
00:02:34 Well, we all do.
00:02:36 THat's wHy we're making tHe new version.
00:02:38 RigHt, OK, let's go.
00:02:40 ( lntro begins)
00:02:43 I feel it in my fingers
00:02:47 I feel it in my toes
00:02:50 Feel it in my toes, yeaH
00:02:55 Love is all ar...
00:02:57 OH, fuck, wank, bugger,
00:03:03 Start again.
00:03:05 ( lntro begins)
00:03:10 I feel it in my fingers
00:03:14 I feel it in my toes
00:03:17 Feel it in my toes, yeaH
00:03:21 CHristmas is all around me
00:03:25 And so tHe feeling grows
00:03:28 So tHe feeling grows
00:03:33 It's written in tHe wind
00:03:36 It's everywHere I go
00:03:39 verywHere I go
00:03:44 So if you really love CHristmas
00:03:48 Come on and let it snow
00:03:50 Come on and let it...
00:03:52 THis is sHit, isn't it?
00:03:55 Yep, solid gold sHit, maestro.
00:04:21 - God, I'm so late.
00:04:25 You sure you don't mind
00:04:29 No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.
00:04:31 - I love you.
00:04:34 I love you even wHen you're sick
00:04:38 I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.
00:04:42 RigHt.
00:04:46 - Did I mention tHat I love you?
00:05:08 Karen, it's me again.
00:05:11 I'm sorry, I literally don't Have
00:05:16 Absolutely. Horrible moment, tHougH.
00:05:20 Of course.
00:05:21 Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned
00:05:25 Understood.
00:05:27 Er, bugger off, call me later.
00:05:34 So wHat's tHis big news?
00:05:35 We've been given our parts
00:05:38 and I'm tHe lobster.
00:05:40 - THe lobster?
00:05:42 - In tHe nativity play?
00:05:46 THere was more tHan one lobster present
00:05:49 DuH.
00:05:56 Best sandwicHes in Britain.
00:05:59 Try my lovely nuts?
00:06:04 Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
00:06:10 Morning, my future wife.
00:06:30 (Man) OK, you can stop tHere. THanks.
00:06:33 (2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels.
00:06:35 By tHe way, He introduced me as JoHn
00:06:39 OH, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.
00:06:42 He got me rigHt, tHougH. I'm just Judy.
00:06:44 Great, Just Judy!.
00:06:51 - No surprises?
00:06:54 - Not like tHe stag nigHt?
00:06:58 - You admit tHe prostitutes were a mistake?
00:07:02 And it would've been mucH better
00:07:05 THat is true.
00:07:10 Good luck, kiddo.
00:07:24 (CHeering, applause)
00:07:35 (Press sHouting) Prime Minister, over Here!.
00:07:46 (CHeering)
00:07:49 THank you.
00:07:53 - Welcome, Prime Minister.
00:07:57 How are you?
00:07:59 - How are you feeling?
00:08:01 Cool. Powerful.
00:08:04 Would you like to meet
00:08:06 Yes, I would like tHat very mucH indeed.
00:08:09 AnytHing to put off
00:08:14 - THis is Terence. He's in cHarge.
00:08:17 Good morning.
00:08:20 Hated Him, I tHink He was a pervert.
00:08:24 - THis is Pat.
00:08:26 Good morning, sir. I'm tHe Housekeeper.
00:08:29 OH, rigHt. I sHould be easier tHan tHe last lot.
00:08:31 No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
00:08:34 And tHis is Natalie. SHe's new, like you.
00:08:37 - Hello, Natalie.
00:08:41 SHit, I can't believe I've just said tHat.
00:08:44 And now I've gone and said "sHit".
00:08:47 You could've said "fuck"
00:08:51 THank you, sir. I Had a premonition
00:08:56 OH, piss it!
00:08:59 RigHt, I'll get my tHings
00:09:04 YeaH, I can't see wHy not.
00:09:19 - It's all rigHt.
00:09:22 - Yes, I did.
00:09:24 - Hello tHere.
00:09:26 YeaH, I'm in Here. OK. Good. THank you.
00:09:30 AH.
00:09:32 (Clears tHroat)
00:09:36 OH, no.
00:09:38 THat is so inconvenient.
00:09:44 In tHe presence of God,
00:09:47 and made tHeir marriage vows
00:09:50 THey've declared tHeir marriage
00:09:53 I tHerefore proclaim
00:10:00 ( Organ plays Wedding MarcH)
00:10:03 And you resisted
00:10:06 YeaH, I'm mature now.
00:10:09 ( Wedding MarcH becomes
00:10:18 (CHorus) Love, love, love
00:10:23 Love, love, love
00:10:27 - Love, love, love...
00:10:30 Er, no.
00:10:33 Love, love, love, love
00:10:40 THere's notHing you can do
00:10:42 OH, it...
00:10:44 THere's notHing you can sing
00:10:48 THere's notHing you can say
00:10:52 It's easy
00:10:57 All you need is love
00:11:02 All you need is love
00:11:07 All you need is love, love
00:11:12 Love is all you need...
00:11:16 Look, it's Pikey.
00:11:30 Hello! WHat tHe Hell are you doing Here?
00:11:33 OH, I just popped over
00:11:36 - THe lady of tHe House let you in, did sHe?
00:11:39 - Lovely, obliging girl.
00:11:42 I tHougHt I'd pop back and see
00:11:46 - OH.
00:11:50 I tHink we ougHt to take Mum out for
00:11:55 - I just feel we've been bad sons tHis year.
00:11:59 (Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!
00:12:01 I'm naked and I want you at least twice
00:12:07 (Music and cHatter)
00:12:16 (Juliet) I am so Happy to see you!
00:12:19 - Delicious delicacy?
00:12:28 Taste explosion?
00:12:42 - Food?
00:12:44 YeaH, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
00:12:46 Looks like a dead baby's finger. OooH.
00:12:50 OH. Tastes like it, too.
00:12:56 I'm Colin, by tHe way.
00:12:58 - I'm Nancy.
00:13:01 - WHat do you do, Nancy?
00:13:04 - Ever do weddings?
00:13:06 - THey sHould've asked you to do tHis one.
00:13:10 - God, I wisH you Hadn't Have turned it down.
00:13:13 (Embarrassed giggle) RigHt.
00:13:18 - I've worked out wHy I can't find true love.
00:13:21 EnglisH girls. THey're stuck up, you see.
00:13:24 And I am primarily attractive to girls
00:13:29 Like American girls.
00:13:33 I'd get a girlfriend tHere instantly.
00:13:36 I tHink it's crap, Colin.
00:13:39 THat's wHere you're wrong.
00:13:41 American girls would dig me
00:13:44 - You don't Have a cute BritisH accent.
00:13:48 Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arseHole.
00:13:51 Never. I am Colin, God of Sex.
00:13:56 Bit of quiet
00:14:01 - THe traffic today was just...
00:14:04 Judy, could you take tHe top off tHis time?
00:14:07 LigHting need to know wHen we're gonna
00:14:11 Yes, OK. RigHt.
00:14:15 Not always tHe case, is it?
00:14:16 I was standing in for Brad Pitt once
00:14:20 - Yes, yeaH.
00:14:22 Guys, time's tigHt
00:14:25 - Fine.
00:14:27 (Judy laugHs)
00:14:30 (Director) RigHt, let's Have
00:14:45 Can you just put your Hands on Her breasts?
00:14:48 - OK, yeaH. Is tHat all rigHt?
00:14:50 I'll warm tHem up!
00:14:55 - And massage tHem, please.
00:15:03 It's junction 13 tHat's just murder, isn't it?
00:15:12 Jo and I Had a lot of time
00:15:17 Some of Her requests,
00:15:20 for instance, tHat I sHould bring
00:15:25 I was confident sHe expected me to ignore.
00:15:29 But otHers sHe was pretty damn clear about.
00:15:34 WHen sHe first mentioned
00:15:38 I said, "Over my dead body."
00:15:41 And sHe said, "No, Daniel, over mine."
00:15:44 And as usual, my darling girl...
00:15:49 and Sam's darling mum was rigHt.
00:15:53 So sHe's going to say Her final farewell
00:15:58 inevitably,
00:16:01 ever so coolly,
00:16:04 tHrougH tHe immortal genius
00:16:08 (On speakers)
00:16:12 Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
00:16:17 Bye bye baby
00:16:18 Don't make me cry
00:16:24 You're tHe one girl in town I'd marry
00:16:28 Girl I'd marry you now if I were free
00:16:33 I wisH it could be
00:16:38 I could love you but wHy begin it?
00:16:42 Cos tHere ain't any future in it
00:16:45 SHe's got me but I'm not free so...
00:16:50 (From DJ bootH)
00:16:53 ¶ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
00:16:58 ¶ Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
00:17:00 ¶ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
00:17:05 ¶ WisH I never Had known you... ¶
00:17:06 Do you love Him?
00:17:09 Er, er, wHat?
00:17:11 No, l-I just tHougHt I'd ask bluntly
00:17:15 and you needed someone to talk to about it
00:17:20 No. No. No is tHe answer. Absolutely not.
00:17:25 ¶..on my finger... ¶
00:17:27 So tHat's a no, tHen?
00:17:29 Yes. Erm...
00:17:31 ¶ Bye bye baby, baby goodbye
00:17:34 ¶ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye... ¶
00:17:36 THis DJ, wHat do you reckon?
00:17:39 - THe worst in History?
00:17:42 I tHink it all Hangs on tHe next song.
00:17:44 Now Here's one for tHe lovers.
00:17:46 THat's quite a few of you,
00:17:50 (¶ S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
00:17:54 ¶ And tHey called it... ¶
00:17:56 - He's done it, it's official.
00:18:02 ¶ OH, I guess tHey'll never know... ¶
00:18:06 (Knocks)
00:18:09 SaraH's waiting for you.
00:18:12 OH, yes, of course, erm...
00:18:15 Great, er, good, good.
00:18:18 How are you doing, Mia?
00:18:22 Absolutely.
00:18:26 - Harry?
00:18:28 switcH off your pHone and tell me exactly
00:18:38 Two years, seven montHs,
00:18:41 tHree days and, I suppose, wHat, two Hours?
00:18:44 And How long Have you been in love
00:18:50 Um...
00:18:55 Two years, seven montHs, tHree days
00:19:00 THougHt as mucH.
00:19:01 - Do you tHink everybody knows?
00:19:04 - Do you tHink Karl knows?
00:19:07 OH, tHat is... tHat is bad news.
00:19:10 I just tHougHt tHat maybe tHe time
00:19:17 - Like wHat?
00:19:19 tHen casually mention you'd like to marry
00:19:24 - You know tHat?
00:19:28 And so does Karl.
00:19:30 THink about it, for all our sakes.
00:19:32 It's CHristmas.
00:19:37 Certainly. Excellent. Will do.
00:19:40 THanks, boss.
00:19:44 - Hi, SaraH.
00:19:50 (¶ On radio: CHristmas Is All Around)
00:19:53 (Mobile)
00:19:57 Babe. Absolutely, fire away.
00:20:01 Mia, Mia, would you turn tHat down?
00:20:06 WHat is tHat?
00:20:07 THat was tHe CHristmas effort
00:20:11 OH, dear me, How are tHe migHty fallen.
00:20:14 I can safely say tHat is tHe worst record
00:20:20 OH, and coincidentally,
00:20:24 on my friend Mike's sHow
00:20:27 Welcome back, Bill.
00:20:30 Billy, welcome back to tHe airwaves.
00:20:32 New CHristmas single,
00:20:35 Except we've cHanged
00:20:41 Yes, is tHat an important message
00:20:44 (Snorts) Not really, Mike.
00:20:47 CHristmas is a time for people
00:20:51 - And tHat's not you?
00:20:53 WHen I was young and successful,
00:20:57 and now I'm left witH no one,
00:21:02 - Wow. THanks for tHat, Bill.
00:21:04 For actually giving
00:21:07 It doesn't often Happen Here
00:21:11 - Ask me anytHing, I'll tell you tHe trutH.
00:21:15 - Britney Spears.
00:21:18 No, only kidding! (Snorts)
00:21:20 - SHe was rubbisH.
00:21:23 How do you tHink tHe new record
00:21:27 Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do
00:21:31 (Bill laugHing)
00:21:33 But wouldn't it be great
00:21:36 wasn't some smug teenager
00:21:39 but an old ex-Heroin addict
00:21:43 THose young popsters come CHristmas
00:21:47 witH a cute bird balancing on tHeir balls
00:21:49 and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat
00:21:53 ugliest man in tHe world,
00:21:55 fucking miserable because
00:22:00 So if you believe in FatHer CHristmas,
00:22:05 buy my festering turd of a record.
00:22:09 And particularly enjoy
00:22:12 of tHe moment we try to squeeze
00:22:16 I tHink you're referring to
00:22:19 "lf you really love CHristmas..."
00:22:21 "Come on and let it snow." OucH.
00:22:24 So, Here it is one more time,
00:22:27 tHe dark Horse for tHis year's
00:22:30 CHristmas Is All Around.
00:22:34 Is tHe new prime minister in trouble already?
00:22:38 ¶ I feel it in my fingers
00:22:43 - OK. WHat's next?
00:22:46 AH, yes, yes. I fear tHis is going to be
00:22:51 THere's a strong feeling in tHe party
00:22:55 - like tHe last government.
00:22:58 THis is our first really important test,
00:23:02 RigHt. RigHt. I understand tHat
00:23:08 not to. Not tHis time.
00:23:11 Let's not forget tHat America
00:23:15 I'm not going to act like a petulant cHild.
00:23:20 WHo do you Have to screw round Here
00:23:31 RigHt.
00:23:32 (Knocking)
00:23:34 YeaH, come in.
00:23:41 - THese are from tHe Treasury...
00:23:43 ..and tHese are for you.
00:23:46 Excellent. THanks a lot.
00:23:48 I was Hoping you'd win, not tHat
00:23:52 just always given Him tHe boring biscuits
00:23:56 THanks very mucH. THanks...
00:24:00 Natalie.
00:24:07 God, come on, get a grip.
00:24:14 So wHat do you reckon
00:24:16 OH, I like Him. I can't understand
00:24:21 You know tHe type, He's married to His job.
00:24:24 EitHer tHat or gay as a picnic basket.
00:24:27 Excuse me, Judy, if you could
00:24:31 - and cHeat tHem a bit to tHe left?
00:24:36 I Have to say, Judy, tHis is a real pleasure,
00:24:39 it's lovely to find someone
00:24:43 - THank you!
00:24:45 - And ditto.
00:24:47 THe move again, please, Judy.
00:24:49 - OoH, sorry.
00:24:55 - Exciting news!
00:24:58 I've bougHt a ticket to tHe States.
00:25:01 - No.
00:25:03 - To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.
00:25:07 Yes! Wisconsin babes,
00:25:11 No, Col! THere are a few babes in America,
00:25:15 but tHey're going out
00:25:18 Tone, you're just jealous.
00:25:21 You know perfectly well
00:25:25 contains ten girls more beautiful
00:25:30 - tHan tHe wHole of tHe United Kingdom.
00:25:34 No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William
00:25:39 - No, Colin, no!
00:25:42 - Nyet!
00:25:43 - Nein!
00:25:44 RigHt, tHe CHristmas party,
00:25:48 and your unHappy job to organise.
00:25:50 - Tell me.
00:25:53 Find a venue, over-order on tHe drinks,
00:25:57 and advise tHe girls to avoid Kevin
00:26:01 - Wives and family and stuff?
00:26:06 But tHeir wives and girlfriends, et cetera.
00:26:10 OH, CHrist, you Haven't got some Horrible
00:26:16 No. I'll just be Hanging around tHe mistletoe,
00:26:22 Really?
00:26:24 RigHt.
00:26:36 He now spends all tHe time in His room.
00:26:40 - THat's not unusual. My Horrid son...
00:26:44 Bernard. Stays in His room all tHe time.
00:26:48 YeaH, but Karen, tHis is all tHe time.
00:26:52 I'm afraid tHat tHere's sometHing
00:26:57 I mean, clearly it's about His mum
00:26:59 but CHrist, He migHt be injecting Heroin
00:27:04 (Karen) At tHe age of 1 1?
00:27:06 (Daniel) Well, maybe not His eyeballs, tHen.
00:27:10 THe problem is His mum
00:27:16 I don't know, tHis wHole stepfatHer tHing
00:27:22 Iike it never did before.
00:27:24 Listen, it was always going to be
00:27:29 Just be patient.
00:27:31 And maybe cHeck tHe room for needles.
00:27:34 And tHen wHen He sometimes does
00:27:48 It's just sucH a ridiculous waste.
00:27:52 And now if it's going to ruin
00:27:56 I just don't know.
00:27:59 Get a grip.
00:28:02 People Hate sissies.
00:28:04 No one's ever gonna sHag you
00:28:07 YeaH. Absolutely.
00:28:10 Helpful.
00:28:20 So, wHat's tHe problem, Samuel?
00:28:26 Is it just Mum or is it sometHing else, HuH?
00:28:32 Maybe scHool?
00:28:36 Are you being bullied?
00:28:39 Or is it sometHing worse?
00:28:43 Can you give me any clues at all?
00:28:46 - You really want to know?
00:28:50 Even tHougH you won't be able to Help?
00:28:52 Even if tHat's tHe case, yeaH.
00:28:57 OK. Well...
00:29:01 trutH is, actually...
00:29:04 I'm in love.
00:29:06 Sorry?
00:29:08 I know I sHould be tHinking
00:29:13 I was before sHe died
00:29:17 - Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
00:29:21 AH, well. OK, well...
00:29:26 I'm a little relieved.
00:29:30 - WHy?
00:29:32 tHougHt it'd be sometHing worse.
00:29:34 Worse tHan tHe total agony of being in love?
00:29:37 Er...
00:29:40 No, you're rigHt.
00:29:43 Total agony.
00:30:22 - NigHt, SaraH.
00:30:29 (Mobile)
00:30:34 YeaH, absolutely.
00:30:37 Free as a bird. Fire away.
00:31:11 Alone again.
00:31:14 Naturally.
00:31:16 - I'll deal witH it.
00:31:19 - AH. Natalie.
00:31:25 THanks.
00:31:27 Natalie.
00:31:31 Erm, I'm starting to feel...
00:31:35 uncomfortable about us
00:31:39 and me knowing so little about you,
00:31:44 Well, tHere's not mucH to know.
00:31:46 Well, erm, wHere do you live, for instance?
00:31:50 WandswortH. THe dodgy end.
00:31:52 - AH, my sister lives in WandswortH.
00:31:57 So wHicH exactly is tHe dodgy end?
00:31:59 At tHe end of tHe HigH street,
00:32:03 - OH, yeaH, yeaH, tHat is dodgy.
00:32:06 Erm, and you live
00:32:11 - THree illegitimate but cHarming cHildren?
00:32:14 I've just split up witH my boyfriend, so
00:32:19 - AH. Sorry.
00:32:24 I'm well sHot of Him.
00:32:26 - He said I was getting fat.
00:32:29 He said no one'd fancy a girl
00:32:33 Not a nice guy, actually, in tHe end.
00:32:37 No.
00:32:46 You know, erm...
00:32:49 being Prime Minister,
00:32:53 THank you, sir. I'll tHink about it.
00:32:56 Do. THe SAS are absolutely cHarming.
00:33:00 RutHless, trained killers
00:33:10 OH, God.
00:33:14 Did you Have tHis kind of problem?
00:33:19 YeaH, course you did, you saucy minx.
00:33:22 So, let's go. We can definitely crack tHis.
00:33:25 Remember, I was a kid once, too.
00:33:28 So, come on, it's someone at scHool. RigHt?
00:33:32 - YeaH.
00:33:34 And wHat does sHe, He, feel about you?
00:33:37 SHE doesn't even know my name.
00:33:40 And even if sHe did, sHe'd despise me.
00:33:43 SHe's tHe coolest girl in scHool.
00:33:45 And everyone worsHips Her
00:33:50 Good. Good.
00:33:53 Well,
00:33:56 basically you're fucked, aren't you?
00:33:59 (¶ All I Want For CHristmas Is You)
00:34:05 Hi tHere and welcome back.
00:34:07 So, tHree weeks till CHristmas, looks like
00:34:11 I saw tHem on tHe sHow last week.
00:34:16 No. Little scamps.
00:34:18 But very, very talented musicians.
00:34:22 YeaH. I understand you've got a prize
00:34:26 Yes, I Have, Ant or Dec.
00:34:28 It's a personalised felt-tip pen.
00:34:32 OH, great.
00:34:34 It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,
00:34:38 so if you've got a framed picture,
00:34:42 you can just write on it.
00:34:57 (Kids snickering)
00:34:58 (Dec) Er, a lot of kids watcHing, Billy.
00:35:02 Hiya, kids.
00:35:05 Here's an important message
00:35:09 don't buy drugs.
00:35:13 Become a pop star
00:35:16 And I do believe it's a commercial break.
00:35:21 ¶ All I want for CHristmas is you ¶
00:35:33 - Look at Him! EurH!
00:35:37 Actually, tHey're not funny. THey're art.
00:35:41 (LaugHing)
00:35:44 OK, let's say, er, THursday, my place.
00:35:47 Great. I've got Juliet on tHe otHer line,
00:35:51 - (SigHing) OK, fine.
00:35:56 - I'm always nice.
00:36:01 - I'm always...
00:36:04 Hi. How was tHe Honeymoon?
00:36:07 It was great.
00:36:10 - So, wHat can I do for you?
00:36:13 I've just tried tHe wedding video
00:36:16 - 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.'
00:36:20 I remember you filming a lot
00:36:23 To be Honest, I didn't really...
00:36:25 Please. All I want is one sHot of me
00:36:30 I'll Have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it,
00:36:35 - 'Must go.'
00:36:43 Any progress witH our matcHmaking plans?
00:36:46 No. I've done fuck-all and never will
00:36:50 How true.
00:36:53 - (SaraH) Stop.
00:36:55 And of course, your mobile goes.
00:36:59 Hello. Hi. How you doing?
00:37:02 - So, How's tHe CHristmas party going?
00:37:05 THink I've found a venue.
00:37:08 - WHat's it like?
00:37:11 It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners
00:37:18 OH. RigHt.
00:37:21 Good. Well, I suppose I sHould
00:37:26 You sHould.
00:37:36 (Typewriter clacking)
00:37:38 (Bell tinkles)
00:37:47 AH, bonjour, Eleonore.
00:37:48 Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.
00:37:51 And tHis year you bring a lady guest?
00:37:54 No. THere's a cHange of situation. Just me.
00:37:57 - OH. Am I sad or not sad?
00:38:01 - And you stay Here till CHristmas?
00:38:04 Good. Well, I find you
00:38:09 THis is Aurelia.
00:38:12 AH.
00:38:14 - Er, bonjour, Aurelia.
00:38:18 (FrencH) Er, je suis, er, trés Heureux
00:38:24 Unfortunately, sHe cannot speak FrencH,
00:38:29 SHe's Portuguese.
00:38:31 (ltalian) AH, aH, buongiorno.
00:38:33 Eusebio, er, er...
00:38:35 (Pidgin SpanisH) Er, molto bueno...
00:38:39 I tHink sHe's ten years too young
00:38:44 And "molto bueno" is SpanisH.
00:38:46 RigHt.
00:38:48 Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
00:38:51 Can you drive Her Home after Her work?
00:38:54 OH, absolutely, yes.
00:38:58 WHicH is wHat? TurkisH?
00:39:08 (Pidgin Portuguese) Bello.
00:39:11 Er, bella.
00:39:15 Er, mon-montagno,
00:39:17 arvarez...
00:39:22 No, rigHt. Silence is golden.
00:39:27 As tHe Tremeloes said.
00:39:31 Clever guys,
00:39:32 altHougH I tHink tHe original version was
00:39:38 Gr-great band.
00:39:40 (¶ HigH-pitcHed Humming:
00:39:42 OH, sHut up.
00:39:45 (CHeering)
00:39:56 (Press) Mr President!
00:40:00 - Over Here, sir!
00:40:04 Mr President, welcome.
00:40:05 It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:40:07 Come tHrougH.
00:40:10 So is sHe. AltHougH sHe would Have been
00:40:13 Yes. PatHetic, isn't it?
00:40:15 Just never been able to tie a girl down.
00:40:18 Not sure tHat politics and dating go togetHer.
00:40:21 Really? I've never found tHat.
00:40:24 YeaH, you're still sickeningly Handsome,
00:40:28 - Very jealous of your plane, by tHe way.
00:40:33 AH, Natalie. Hi.
00:40:35 Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
00:40:38 - (Natalie giggles)
00:40:43 (SigHs) My goodness,
00:40:47 Did you see tHose pipes?
00:40:49 YeaH, sHe's terrific. At Her job.
00:40:53 No, absolutely not. We cannot
00:40:57 THat is unexpected.
00:40:59 Well, it sHouldn't be.
00:41:02 THe last administration
00:41:05 We're being consistent witH tHeir policies.
00:41:08 WitH all respect, tHey were bad policies.
00:41:11 THanks, Alex. I don't tHink
00:41:14 Let's, erm... move on, sHall we?
00:41:21 Well, now, tHat was an interesting day.
00:41:26 Sorry if our line was firm but tHere's
00:41:30 tHen just disappointing you for four years.
00:41:33 I Have plans and I plan to see tHem tHrougH.
00:41:36 Absolutely.
00:41:39 It's very close to my Heart.
00:41:42 I'll give you anytHing you ask for.
00:41:45 As long as it's not sometHing
00:41:53 Hi.
00:41:54 PatHetic.
00:42:17 It's great ScotcH.
00:42:21 I'll, erm... I'll be going, tHen.
00:42:26 Er, Natalie,
00:42:29 I Hope to see mucH more of you
00:42:34 THank you, sir.
00:42:52 Er, yes, Peter.
00:42:54 Mr President, Has it been a good visit?
00:42:57 Very satisfactory indeed.
00:43:00 We got wHat we came for
00:43:03 and our special relationsHip
00:43:07 Prime Minister?
00:43:09 I love tHat word "relationsHip".
00:43:14 I fear tHat tHis Has become
00:43:18 A relationsHip based on
00:43:23 and casually ignoring all tHose tHings
00:43:30 Britain.
00:43:32 We may be a small country
00:43:37 THe country of SHakespeare,
00:43:40 - Sean Connery, Harry Potter.
00:43:43 - David BeckHam's rigHt foot.
00:43:46 David BeckHam's left foot, come to tHat.
00:43:49 And a friend wHo bullies us
00:43:53 And since bullies only respond to strengtH,
00:43:56 I will be prepared to be mucH stronger.
00:44:00 And tHe President
00:44:04 (Press clamouring)
00:44:13 Mr President!
00:44:20 Joe.
00:44:22 It's your sister on line four.
00:44:25 All rigHt. Er, yes, I'm very busy
00:44:30 Have you gone completely insane?
00:44:32 - You can't always be sensible.
00:44:36 - It's tHe CHancellor on tHe otHer line.
00:44:39 - 'I'll call you back.'
00:44:44 THe trouble witH being tHe Prime Minister's
00:44:50 WHat did my brotHer do today?
00:44:53 WHat did I do?
00:44:57 WHat is tHis we're listening to?
00:45:00 Joni MitcHell.
00:45:02 I can't believe you still listen to Joni MitcHell.
00:45:05 I love Her and true love lasts a lifetime.
00:45:10 Joni MitcHell is tHe woman wHo taugHt
00:45:15 Did sHe? OH, well, tHat's good,
00:45:21 WHicH doll for Daisy's friend Emily?
00:45:23 THe one tHat looks like a transvestite
00:45:29 (Female DJ) 'It's almost enougH
00:45:32 'so Here's one
00:45:36 'A golden oldie for a golden oldie.'
00:45:39 (¶ Pointer Sisters: Jump)
00:45:41 ¶ I'll give you all tHat you need
00:45:45 ¶ Wrap your love around me
00:45:48 ¶ You're so excited
00:45:52 ¶ OH baby
00:45:54 ¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down
00:45:58 ¶ WHere no one's ever gone before
00:46:01 ¶ And if you want more
00:46:03 ¶ If you want more, more, more
00:46:08 ¶ Jump for my love
00:46:10 ¶ Jump in
00:46:12 ¶ And feel my toucH
00:46:14 ¶ Jump, if you wanna taste
00:46:18 ¶ Jump for my love
00:46:22 ¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down
00:46:27 ¶ WHere no one's ever gone ¶
00:46:28 - (Music stops)
00:46:30 Mary, can we move tHe Japanese
00:46:36 - Certainly, sir.
00:46:46 Erm. Would you like tHe last, er...?
00:46:49 (Portuguese) THank you very mucH but no.
00:46:52 If you saw my sister, you'd understand wHy.
00:46:54 THat's all rigHt, more for me.
00:46:56 (Portuguese)
00:46:58 you're getting cHubbier every day.
00:47:00 I'm very lucky I've got a constitution
00:47:04 (PHone)
00:47:07 - Hello.
00:47:17 Oop. Sorry.
00:47:20 (Ringing continues)
00:47:23 Hello?
00:47:41 - THank you.
00:47:43 - Eu peco imensa desculpa.
00:47:46 - God, it's Half tHe book. OH, no.
00:47:49 Just leave tHem, please!
00:47:53 THey're not wortH it!
00:47:55 Stop! Stop.
00:47:58 Aa-aHH.
00:48:02 It's all just rubbisH.
00:48:06 Just leave it.
00:48:20 OH, God, sHe's in.
00:48:23 And now sHe'll tHink I'm a total spaz
00:48:28 (Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
00:48:34 Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
00:48:37 (Portuguese) THis stuff better be good.
00:48:41 It's not wortH it,
00:48:44 (Portuguese) I don't want to drown
00:48:46 saving some sHit my grandmotHer
00:48:48 Just stop. Stop.
00:48:50 (Portuguese) WHat kind of idiot
00:48:53 I really must do copies.
00:48:56 THere'd better not be eels in Here.
00:48:58 (Portuguese) Try not to disturb tHe eels.
00:49:01 OH, wHat tHe Hell is tHat?
00:49:14 THank you. THank you so mucH.
00:49:20 I know. I'll name
00:49:24 (Portuguese) Maybe you could name
00:49:29 Or give me 50% of tHe profits.
00:49:32 Or I could give you 5% of tHe profits.
00:49:38 (Portuguese) WHat kind of book is it?
00:49:50 - Romance?
00:49:52 It's, erm...
00:49:55 AH, er...
00:49:56 (Portuguese) THriller...crime...
00:49:58 (Portuguese) Sim.
00:50:02 (Portuguese) FrigHtening? (Gasps)
00:50:04 Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.
00:50:07 And, er, sometimes not.
00:50:21 Mm.
00:50:25 (Portuguese) I'd better get back to work.
00:50:29 - AH.
00:50:33 Sure.
00:50:39 It's my favourite time of day...
00:50:42 driving you.
00:50:46 (Portuguese) It's tHe saddest part
00:50:56 Sorry.
00:51:25 (TV) 'And coming up
00:51:29 ¶ THere's no beginning, tHere'll be no end
00:51:33 - ¶ Cos on CHristmas...
00:51:37 'Here at 10:30. Do not switcH off.'
00:51:46 Banoffee pie?
00:51:48 No, tHanks.
00:51:49 THank God. You would've broken my Heart
00:51:53 RigHt, well, lucky you.
00:51:57 - Can I come in?
00:52:00 I was just passing and I tHougHt
00:52:05 I tHougHt I migHt be able
00:52:08 or maybe MuncHies?
00:52:11 Actually, I was serious - I don't know
00:52:15 Mark, can I say sometHing?
00:52:18 YeaH.
00:52:21 I know you're Peter's best friend
00:52:24 and I know you've never
00:52:29 Look, don't, don't argue.
00:52:32 We've never got friendly.
00:52:35 But I wanted to say, I Hope tHat can cHange.
00:52:37 I'm nice. I really am.
00:52:43 It would be great if we could be friends.
00:52:46 Absolutely. Absolutely.
00:52:52 Great.
00:52:54 Doesn't mean we'll be able
00:52:57 I Had a real searcH wHen you first called
00:53:01 THis one says
00:53:04 Do you tHink we migHt be on tHe rigHt track?
00:53:06 Er, yeaH, well... Wow. THat-tHat could be it.
00:53:11 - Do you mind if l...?
00:53:14 Almost everytHing's episodes of West Wing.
00:53:18 OH.
00:53:22 OH, bingo.
00:53:25 THat's lovely.
00:53:28 Well done, you.
00:53:31 OH, tHat's gorgeous.
00:53:35 THank you so mucH, Mark,
00:53:46 I look quite pretty.
00:53:55 You've stayed ratHer close.
00:54:52 THey're all of me.
00:54:58 (Mark) YeaH. YeaH.
00:55:01 Yes.
00:55:34 But...
00:55:37 you never talk to me.
00:55:41 You always talk to Peter.
00:55:46 You don't like me.
00:55:49 I Hope it's useful.
00:55:51 Don't sHow it around too mucH.
00:55:55 Needs a bit of editing.
00:55:58 Look, I've got to get to a...IuncH.
00:56:02 Early luncH.
00:56:04 You can just sHow yourself out, can't you?
00:56:12 It's a...self-preservation tHing, you see.
00:56:20 (¶ Dido: Here WitH Me)
00:56:28 ¶ OH I am wHat I am
00:56:31 ¶ I'll do wHat I want
00:56:34 ¶ But I can't Hide
00:56:39 ¶ And I won't go
00:56:42 ¶ I won't sleep
00:56:45 ¶ And I can't breatHe
00:56:48 ¶ Until you're resting Here witH me
00:56:51 ¶ And I won't leave
00:56:53 ¶ And I can't Hide
00:56:56 ¶ I cannot be
00:56:59 ¶ Until you're resting Here
00:57:02 ¶ And I won't go
00:57:05 ¶ And I won't sleep
00:57:08 ¶ And I can't breatHe
00:57:11 ¶ Until you're resting Here witH me ¶
00:57:15 - (Knocking)
00:57:20 Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.
00:57:24 AH...
00:57:27 - Need you to do a favour for me.
00:57:29 AnytHing for tHe Hero of tHe Hour.
00:57:33 Don't ask me wHy,
00:57:36 it's just a weird personality tHing.
00:57:39 But, erm, you know Natalie wHo works Here?
00:57:42 THe cHubby girl?
00:57:44 OoH, would we call Her cHubby?
00:57:47 I tHink tHere's a pretty sizeable arse tHere,
00:57:52 YeaH. Well, wHatever, erm...
00:57:56 I'm sure sHe's a lovely girl
00:58:03 redistribute Her?
00:58:06 It's done.
00:58:43 Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?
00:58:46 I got some terrible news today.
00:58:48 Let's Have it.
00:58:50 - Joanna's going back to America.
00:58:53 Yes, sHe's American.
00:58:56 And sHe's not my girl.
00:58:58 And sHe's going back to America.
00:59:03 THat is bad news.
00:59:07 Well, we need Kate
00:59:09 and we need Leo, and we need tHem now.
00:59:13 Come on.
00:59:18 'Hold on. Hold on.
00:59:21 'Keep your eyes closed.
00:59:23 - 'Do you trust me?'
00:59:28 - Do you trust me?
00:59:31 - Fool!
00:59:36 'All rigHt, open your eyes.'
00:59:42 You know, Sammy,
00:59:46 but general wisdom is tHat in tHe end,
00:59:49 tHere isn't just one person for eacH of us.
00:59:54 THere was for Kate and Leo.
00:59:56 THere was for you.
00:59:58 And tHere is for me.
01:00:00 SHe's tHe one.
01:00:04 Fair enougH. And Her name's Joanna?
01:00:07 YeaH, I know. Same as Mum.
01:00:21 - (Knocking)
01:00:27 - Prime Minister.
01:00:45 (Pidgin Portuguese)
01:00:48 Grande, er... grande familio,
01:00:53 Stupido.
01:01:22 Well, goodbye.
01:01:24 (Portuguese) THank you.
01:01:29 Erm, it was, erm...
01:01:33 (Portuguese) I will miss you.
01:01:37 And your very slow typing...
01:01:41 and your very bad driving.
01:02:36 (Car Horn)
01:02:45 ¶ You know I love CHristmas, I always will
01:02:51 ¶ My mind's made up, tHe way tHat I feel
01:02:57 ¶ THere's no beginning, tHere'll be no end
01:03:01 ¶ Cos on CHristmas you can depend ¶
01:03:12 Daniel!
01:03:16 - I Have a plan.
01:03:20 - Well, girls love musicians, don't tHey?
01:03:23 - Even tHe weird ones get girlfriends.
01:03:26 Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.
01:03:28 For God's sake,
01:03:32 WHatever. THere's tHis big concert
01:03:36 I tHougHt if I was in tHe band
01:03:40 sHe migHt fall in love witH me.
01:03:43 I tHink it's brilliant, I tHink it's stellar.
01:03:46 Apart from tHe one obvious
01:03:50 - I don't play a musical instrument?
01:03:54 A tiny, insignificant detail.
01:03:57 (Loud, repetitive snare Hits)
01:04:00 (¶ Sugababes: Too Lost In You)
01:04:02 ¶ I go out of my mind
01:04:05 ¶ I can't see anytHing
01:04:07 ¶ Cos tHis love's got me blind
01:04:10 ¶ I can't Help myself
01:04:13 ¶ I can't break tHis spell
01:04:14 ¶ I can't even try
01:04:19 ¶ Baby, I'm too lost in you
01:04:24 ¶ CaugHt in you
01:04:26 ¶ Lost in everytHing about you
01:04:30 ¶ So deep I can't sleep, I can't... ¶
01:04:34 I suppose I'd better do tHe duty round.
01:04:37 You're a saint.
01:04:44 (LaugHs)
01:04:46 Any cHance of a dance witH tHe boss?
01:04:50 YeaH, sure, sure.
01:04:52 As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.
01:04:57 Not my boyfriend.
01:04:59 ¶ And you're all I see
01:05:02 ¶ And you're all I need
01:05:04 ¶ Help me, baby
01:05:06 ¶ Help me, baby
01:05:08 ¶ OH baby, I'm too lost in you
01:05:13 ¶ CaugHt in you... ¶
01:05:15 You're looking very pretty tonigHt.
01:05:19 It's for you.
01:05:22 Sorry?
01:05:27 It's all for you, sir.
01:05:31 ¶ You do
01:05:33 ¶ I'm too lost in you
01:05:36 ¶ Baby, I'm too lost in you
01:05:40 ¶ CaugHt in you
01:05:43 ¶ Lost in everytHing about you
01:05:46 ¶ So deep I can't sleep ¶
01:05:51 'THis must be very exciting for you,
01:05:56 - 'How's it looking so far?'
01:05:59 'Blue are outselling me five to one
01:06:03 'but I'm Hoping for a late surge.
01:06:06 'And, if I reacH number one,
01:06:09 'l promise to sing a song stark naked
01:06:16 - 'Do you mean tHat?'
01:06:19 'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
01:06:22 (Parkinson laugHing)
01:06:25 'THat'll never make number one.'
01:06:27 (¶ Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You)
01:06:31 ¶ And I burn every track
01:06:34 I suppose it's His job
01:06:38 Some more tHan otHers.
01:06:43 Just one dance?
01:06:45 - Before we run out of cHances.
01:06:49 - Unless you just...
01:06:53 Yes. THanks.
01:06:57 ¶ You're a good girl
01:07:01 ¶ Late at nigHt I talk to you
01:07:04 ¶ Hey
01:07:05 ¶ You will know tHe difference wHen... ¶
01:07:07 (Music cHanges to slow tune)
01:07:10 (¶ NoraH Jones: Turn Me On)
01:07:16 ¶ Like a flower
01:07:20 ¶ Waiting to bloom
01:07:26 ¶ Like a ligHt bulb
01:07:30 ¶ In a dark room
01:07:34 ¶ I'm just sitting Here
01:07:37 ¶ Waiting for you
01:07:40 ¶ To come on Home
01:07:42 ¶ And turn me on
01:07:50 ¶ Like tHe desert
01:07:54 ¶ Waiting for tHe rain
00:01:12 Erm, OK, tHat's done. Erm...
00:00:06 ¶ Waiting for tHe spring
00:01:17 WHy don't you come upstairs
00:00:11 ¶ I'm just sitting Here
00:01:20 - Ten seconds.
00:00:13 ¶ Waiting for you to come on Home
00:00:18 ¶ And turn me on
00:00:21 ¶ Turn me on ¶
00:01:32 (¶ Eva Cassidy: Songbird)
00:00:26 Well, tHen. I'd better go.
00:00:29 OK.
00:00:32 - Good nigHt.
00:01:48 ¶ For you
00:01:53 ¶ THere'll be no crying
00:00:51 Actually...
00:02:00 ¶ For you
00:00:53 - I don't Have to go.
00:00:56 - I mean...
00:00:59 Just, erm, would you excuse me
00:02:08 ¶ THe sun will be sHining
00:01:03 - Sure.
00:02:13 ¶ Cos I feel tHat wHen I'm witH you
00:02:19 ¶ It's all rigHt... ¶
00:02:23 - Just tug it.
00:02:26 ¶ I know it's rigHt
00:02:31 ¶ And tHe songbirds
00:02:35 ¶ Keep singing like tHey know tHe score
00:02:44 ¶ And I love you, I love you, I love you... ¶
00:02:47 You're beautiful.
00:02:50 ¶ Like never before... ¶
00:03:07 (Mobile)
00:03:13 I-I'd better answer tHat.
00:03:20 Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.
00:03:23 No, no, I'm not busy. No, fire away.
00:03:27 RigHt.
00:03:29 Yes, l... I'm not quite sure
00:03:33 to get tHe Pope on tHe pHone tonigHt but...
00:03:37 Yes. Yes, I'm sure He's very good
00:03:46 Well, I'm sure...
00:03:49 Jon Bon Jovi is as well
00:03:52 OK? OK, I'll talk to you later.
00:03:56 All rigHt, bye-bye.
00:04:04 - Sorry about tHat.
00:04:07 It's my brotHer, He's not well, He calls a lot.
00:04:12 - I'm sorry.
00:04:15 I mean, it's not really fine, it is wHat it is,
00:04:18 and tHere being no parents now
00:04:22 it's my job to keep an eye on Him.
00:04:28 THat's OK. Life is full
00:04:35 So...
00:04:48 (Mobile)
00:04:54 Will it make Him better?
00:04:57 No.
00:04:59 THen maybe...
00:05:02 don't answer.
00:05:11 Hey. How you doing?
00:05:15 RigHt, rigHt. OH, no, please.
00:05:18 OH, please, please don't, little darling.
00:05:21 Between tHe two of us we'll find tHe answer
00:05:26 No, no.
00:05:28 I'm-I'm not busy. I...
00:05:32 Of course, if you want me
00:05:37 OK.
00:05:47 THat was a good nigHt.
00:05:50 - Except I felt fat.
00:05:53 It's true.
00:05:55 Nowadays tHe only clotHes I can get into
00:05:59 I always tHink Pavarotti dresses very well.
00:06:06 Mia's very pretty.
00:06:09 Is sHe?
00:06:13 You know sHe is, darling.
00:06:16 Be careful tHere.
00:06:41 Have you been watcHing stuff on TV?
00:06:46 YeaH.
00:06:48 - Every nigHt.
00:06:50 And every day.
00:06:59 - THe nurses are trying to kill me.
00:07:10 THank you.
00:07:15 Don't do tHat, my darling.
00:07:20 THank you.
00:07:29 Don't do tHat.
00:07:57 (Dog barking in distance)
00:08:04 RigHt. Back at tHree. CHristmas sHopping,
00:08:09 Are you gonna get me sometHing?
00:08:12 Er...
00:08:15 I don't know, I Hadn't tHougHt.
00:08:17 WHere's SaraH, by tHe way?
00:08:19 SHe couldn't make it in. Family tHing.
00:08:22 THere's a word for Hangover
00:08:26 - See you later.
00:08:33 A lot.
00:08:47 Are you gonna give me sometHing?
00:08:51 I tHougHt I made it clear last nigHt.
00:08:53 WHen it comes to me,
00:08:57 So, erm, wHat do you need?
00:09:02 SometHing along tHe stationery line?
00:09:06 No. I don't want sometHing I need.
00:09:10 I want sometHing I want. SometHing pretty.
00:09:14 RigHt.
00:09:17 RigHt.
00:09:27 Sorry I'm late, I Had to drop off
00:09:34 RigHt, listen, you keep yourself occupied
00:09:37 wHile I do tHe boring stuff for our motHers.
00:10:02 - THank you.
00:10:04 Looking for anytHing in particular, sir?
00:10:07 Yes. THat necklace tHere, How mucH is it?
00:10:11 It's $270.
00:10:14 - Erm, all rigHt. Er, I'll Have it.
00:10:22 Would you like it...giftwrapped?
00:10:25 - Yes, all rigHt.
00:10:31 Let me just pop it in tHe box.
00:10:35 THere.
00:10:36 - Look, could we be quite quick?
00:10:40 Ready in tHe flasHiest of flasHes.
00:10:50 - THere.
00:10:52 Not quite finisHed.
00:10:58 - I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket.
00:11:03 - Really?
00:11:13 OoH!
00:11:29 Could we be quite quick, please?
00:11:32 Prontissimo.
00:11:53 - WHat's tHat?
00:11:56 - Actually, I really can't wait.
00:11:59 Want to bet?
00:12:02 'Tis but tHe work of a moment.
00:12:08 THere we go. Almost finisHed.
00:12:10 Are you gonna dip it in yogurt?
00:12:15 No, sir, we're going to pop it
00:12:18 I don't want a CHristmas box.
00:12:19 - But you wanted it giftwrapped.
00:12:22 - THe final flourisH.
00:12:24 - All we need now...
00:12:27 -..is a sprig of Holly.
00:12:29 - No bloody Holly.
00:12:31 - Leave it.
00:12:34 - Loitering around tHe jewellery section?
00:12:38 Don't worry. My expectations
00:12:41 after 1 3 years of
00:12:44 Actually, I do love tHis one.
00:12:47 (¶ Darlene Love: All Alone On CHristmas)
00:12:49 ¶ I've gotta know
00:12:51 ¶ WHere do tHe lonely Hearts go... ¶
00:12:57 - Hey!
00:13:01 Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.
00:13:04 You're not actually going aHead
00:13:07 I bloody am.
00:13:09 You tHink tHis is full of clotHes?
00:13:12 It is cHock-a-block full of condoms.
00:13:15 Excellent. Excellent.
00:13:19 (Clears tHroat) Look, erm...
00:13:23 sorry to be a bit forward and all tHat but...
00:13:25 you don't fancy going for a CHristmas drink,
00:13:30 Just maybe go and see sometHing
00:13:36 Obviously, if you don't want to,
00:13:39 I'm rambling now, sorry.
00:13:41 No. THat would be lovely.
00:13:44 OH, great.
00:13:48 Yay!
00:13:50 You know, tHat is really great.
00:13:52 Normally, I'm really sHy, takes me ages
00:13:57 (Repetitive drumbeats)
00:14:03 - Explain again wHy you're so late.
00:14:09 We've been waiting for Hours,
00:14:13 ¶..is a tHing of tHe past
00:14:15 ¶ Maybe you can bring us all Hope tHis year
00:14:19 ¶ Visions of sugarplums
00:14:22 (Karen) It was a starry nigHt
00:14:26 and tHe baby Jesus was in His manger.
00:14:37 SHerlock Holmes is not a real detective.
00:14:41 (Russian) Is tHis tHe way to tHe train station?
00:14:44 I would like Half-pint of cHurly.
00:14:48 I would like a one-day Travelcard.
00:14:51 (Portuguese) OH, my God,
00:14:55 It must Have been tHe prawns.
00:14:57 Milton Keynes Has many roundabouts.
00:15:01 (Portuguese) My goodness,
00:15:05 It tastes delicious!
00:15:08 ¶ All alone on CHristmas
00:15:10 ¶ Nobody ougHt to be alone on CHristmas
00:15:13 ¶ All alone on CHristmas
00:15:17 ¶ Tell me I've got to know
00:15:18 ¶ Nobody ougHt to be alone on CHristmas
00:15:23 - You'll come back a broken man.
00:15:28 You are on tHe road to disaster.
00:15:30 No, I am on sHag HigHway, Heading west.
00:15:34 Farewell, failure.
00:15:36 America, watcH out!
00:15:40 ¶ And He's got a big knob ¶
00:15:45 (¶ Santana Featuring Rob THomas:
00:15:55 - Take me to a bar.
00:15:57 Just any bar.
00:16:02 (On jukebox) ¶ Man, it's a Hot one
00:16:05 ¶ Like seven incHes
00:16:08 - Can I Help you?
00:16:12 - King of beers.
00:16:16 OH, my God.
00:16:18 Are you from England?
00:16:22 - Yes.
00:16:25 tHat is so cute.
00:16:28 Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
00:16:31 Jeannie?
00:16:35 YeaH?
00:16:37 - THis is...
00:16:42 Frissell.
00:16:44 Cute name.
00:16:46 - Jeannie.
00:16:49 Yep. Basildon.
00:16:51 - OH.
00:16:54 Wait till Carol-Anne gets Here.
00:16:59 (Stacey) UH-HuH.
00:17:05 - Hey, girls.
00:17:09 He's from England.
00:17:11 Well, step aside, ladies. THis one's on me.
00:17:19 - Hey, gorgeous.
00:17:23 THat is so funny!
00:17:26 - WHat do you call tHat?
00:17:29 (WitH EnglisH accent) "Bottle."
00:17:31 - WHat about tHis?
00:17:33 (Girls) "Straw."
00:17:35 - WHat about tHis?
00:17:38 - Table. THe same.
00:17:40 - WHere are you staying?
00:17:44 I'll just cHeck into a motel like in tHe movies.
00:17:47 OH, my God. OH, my God, tHat is so cute.
00:17:50 No, no, no, listen. THis may be a bit pusHy
00:17:55 wHy don't you come back
00:17:58 - YeaH.
00:18:00 Well, if it's not too mucH
00:18:03 - Hell no!
00:18:06 WHat?
00:18:08 Well, we're not tHe ricHest of girls,
00:18:12 So we just Have a little bed and no coucH.
00:18:17 So you'd Have to sHare witH all tHree of us.
00:18:20 And on tHis cold, cold nigHt it's gonna be
00:18:27 And we can't even afford pyjamas.
00:18:30 No?
00:18:32 WHicH means...
00:18:35 we would be naked.
00:18:42 No, no, I tHink it'd be fine.
00:18:43 - (Girls) Great.
00:18:46 THe tHing tHat's gonna make it
00:18:49 Harriet. You Haven't met Harriet.
00:18:51 - THere's a fourtH?
00:18:53 Don't worry, you're totally gonna like Her
00:18:57 - Really? Wow.
00:19:00 - Praise tHe Lord!
00:19:07 (All) CHeers.
00:19:08 ¶ If I could
00:19:11 ¶ THen I would
00:19:13 ¶ I'll go wHerever you will go
00:19:17 ¶ Way up HigH
00:19:19 ¶ Or down low
00:19:22 ¶ I'll go wHerever you will go
00:19:26 ¶ If I could turn back... ¶
00:19:29 One present only eacH tonigHt.
00:19:33 - I Have.
00:19:35 - I'll get it.
00:19:38 I tHink I want...
00:19:42 -..tHis one.
00:19:46 but tHis is my otHer,
00:19:50 THank you.
00:19:52 THat's a real first.
00:19:55 - Rip it!
00:19:57 I'm going to... All rigHt, I'll rip it.
00:20:06 God, tHat's a surprise.
00:20:10 (Daisy) WHat is it?
00:20:14 It's a CD. Joni MitcHell, wow.
00:20:17 To continue your emotional education.
00:20:20 Yes.
00:20:22 Goodness.
00:20:25 THat's great.
00:20:27 - My brilliant wife.
00:20:32 Actually, do you mind if I just absent myself
00:20:36 All tHat ice cream. Er...
00:20:39 Darling, could you make sure
00:20:42 - Back in a minute.
00:20:46 (Bernie) Mine first. Mine.
00:20:48 (¶ Joni MitcHell: BotH Sides Now)
00:20:51 ¶ And Ferris wHeels
00:20:55 ¶ THe dizzy dancing way tHat you feel
00:21:00 ¶ As every fairy tale comes real
00:21:08 ¶ I've looked at love tHat way
00:21:14 ¶ But now it's just anotHer sHow
00:21:20 ¶ And you leave 'em laugHing wHen you go
00:21:26 ¶ And if you care
00:21:29 ¶ Don't let tHem know
00:21:33 ¶ Don't give yourself away
00:21:39 ¶ I've looked at love
00:21:41 ¶ From botH sides now
00:21:44 ¶ From give and take
00:21:47 ¶ And still someHow
00:21:51 ¶ It's love's illusions tHat I recall
00:21:58 ¶ I really don't know love
00:22:04 ¶ I really don't know love at all
00:22:19 ¶ Tears and fears
00:22:21 ¶ And feeling proud
00:22:25 ¶ To say I love you rigHt out loud
00:22:31 ¶ Dreams and scHemes
00:22:34 ¶ And circus crowds
00:22:38 ¶ I've looked at life tHat way
00:22:43 ¶ OH but now old friends... ¶
00:22:45 OH, my God.
00:22:47 It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
00:22:50 Come on, come on, come on,
00:22:53 Come on, tHen. In tHe car. In tHe car.
00:22:57 ¶ Well sometHing's lost
00:23:00 ¶ But sometHing's gained
00:23:03 ¶ In living every day ¶
00:23:07 - Has sHe noticed you yet?
00:23:10 But tHe tHing about romance is people
00:23:14 Of course.
00:23:18 By tHe way, I feel bad. I never ask you
00:23:22 Er-HuH!
00:23:24 No.
00:23:26 As you know,
00:23:30 Unless Claudia ScHiffer calls, in wHicH case
00:23:35 - you wee motHerless mongrel.
00:23:38 No, no. We'll want to Have sex
00:23:43 (Male DJ)
00:23:46 'and tHe question is wHo is number one
00:23:50 'ls it Blue or tHe unexpected
00:23:54 'You migHt Have guessed it
00:23:58 'It's Billy Mack.'
00:24:02 - You are tHe cHampion!
00:24:05 - 'Hi, Billy.'
00:24:07 'We're live across tHe nation
00:24:11 - 'How will you be celebrating?'
00:24:14 Er, eitHer I could beHave like
00:24:17 and get drunk witH my fat manager...
00:24:20 or, wHen I Hang up,
00:24:22 I'll be flooded by invitations
00:24:27 'Let's Hope it's tHe latter. Here it is.
00:24:31 - 'it's CHristmas Is All Around.'
00:24:35 ¶ I feel it in my fingers... ¶
00:24:38 Bill, it's for you, babe.
00:24:41 Hello. Elton.
00:24:44 O-Of course. Of course.
00:24:47 Send an embarrassingly big car
00:24:51 (Crowd laugHing)
00:24:53 It's gonna be a very good CHristmas.
00:24:56 (CHeering)
00:25:04 - RigHt.
00:25:07 - My mum and...you know.
00:25:11 Erm...
00:25:14 - Well, good nigHt.
00:25:19 Er...
00:25:27 Er... OK.
00:25:42 All I want for CHristmas...
00:25:45 - is you.
00:25:49 RigHt.
00:25:51 THank you. Good.
00:25:54 Good nigHt.
00:25:57 Ha Ha Ha! Ho.
00:26:01 (¶ Otis Redding: WHite CHristmas)
00:26:06 ¶ Dreaming of a wHite... ¶
00:26:10 OH, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.
00:26:13 Hi, Uncle Jamie!
00:26:16 Yes, oH, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.
00:26:20 And, er...
00:26:24 I'm off, actually.
00:26:25 But Jamie, darling.
00:26:28 Sorry.
00:26:31 Man's gotta do wHat a man's gotta do.
00:26:36 I Hate Uncle Jamie!
00:26:38 (Girl) I Hate Uncle Jamie.
00:26:42 ¶ And try to listen
00:26:46 ¶ To Hear
00:26:49 ¶ Hear for tHe sleigH bells
00:26:51 ¶ THat are ringing in tHe snow... ¶
00:26:53 Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.
00:26:57 (¶ Song continues on radio, quietly)
00:27:00 ¶ l-l-l
00:27:04 ¶ I'm dreaming
00:27:08 ¶ Of a wHite... ¶
00:27:11 - NigHt, SaraH.
00:27:15 I, er...
00:27:21 - Merry CHristmas.
00:27:28 ¶ I want you to know, may your day
00:27:32 ¶ May your day
00:27:35 ¶ Be so merry, merry and brigHt... ¶
00:27:44 Hi, babe, How's it going? YeaH.
00:27:47 Is it all party, party, party down tHere?
00:27:50 ¶ All of your CHristmases
00:27:53 ¶ And may all
00:27:56 ¶ And may all of your CHristmases
00:28:01 ¶ Baby may your days
00:28:03 ¶ May your days be merry
00:28:06 ¶ Merry, so merry... ¶
00:28:09 - Sam, time for dinner.
00:28:12 Sam, I've done cHicken kebabs.
00:28:15 (Sam) Look at tHe sign on tHe door.
00:28:18 (Drumming)
00:28:22 RigHt.
00:28:30 It's a little long.
00:28:32 ¶ Dreaming,
00:28:38 (Doorbell)
00:28:40 I'll get it.
00:28:49 - OH, Hi.
00:28:56 It's carol singers.
00:28:58 Give tHem a quid and tell tHem to bugger off.
00:29:00 (Turns volume up)
00:29:04 ¶ Silent nigHt
00:29:09 ¶ Holy nigHt
00:29:13 ¶ All is calm
00:29:18 ¶ All is brigHt
00:29:22 ¶ Round yon virgin
00:29:27 ¶ MotHer and cHild
00:29:31 ¶ Holy infant
00:29:36 ¶ So tender and mild
00:29:40 ¶ Sleep in Heavenly peace
00:29:50 ¶ Sleep in Heavenly peace
00:29:59 ¶ Silent nigHt
00:30:03 ¶ Holy nigHt
00:30:08 ¶ SHepHerds quake
00:30:12 ¶ At tHe sigHt... ¶
00:30:14 (WHispers) Merry CHristmas.
00:30:16 ¶ Glories stream
00:30:20 ¶ From Heaven afar
00:30:26 ¶ Heavenly Hosts sing alleluia
00:30:34 ¶ CHrist tHe saviour is born
00:30:44 ¶ CHrist tHe saviour is born ¶
00:30:52 EnougH.
00:30:55 EnougH now.
00:30:57 (Sound turned down)
00:31:02 (Doorbell)
00:31:04 WHat tHe Hell are you doing Here?
00:31:09 Well, I was tHere for a minute or two
00:31:14 - Really?
00:31:17 Come on. Just come up.
00:31:19 So wHat was tHis epipHany?
00:31:22 Erm, it...it was about CHristmas.
00:31:25 You realised it was all around.
00:31:27 No. I realised tHat CHristmas is tHe time
00:31:33 RigHt.
00:31:34 And I realised tHat, as dire cHance
00:31:41 Here I am,
00:31:43 mid-fifties,
00:31:46 and witHout knowing it,
00:31:49 witH a cHubby employee. (Snorts)
00:31:53 And, mucH as it grieves me to say it,
00:31:56 it migHt be tHat tHe people I love is, in fact...
00:32:03 you.
00:32:07 Well, tHis is a surprise.
00:32:09 YeaH.
00:32:11 Ten minutes at Elton JoHn's and you're gay?
00:32:13 No, look. I'm serious Here.
00:32:15 I left Elton's and a Hefty number
00:32:21 in order to Hang out witH you at CHristmas.
00:32:27 - Well, Bill...
00:32:36 but you turn out to be
00:32:43 And to be Honest,
00:32:49 we Have Had a wonderful life.
00:32:56 Well...
00:32:59 tHank you.
00:33:03 I mean, come on, it's been an Honour.
00:33:08 I feel very proud.
00:33:10 OH, look, don't be a moron.
00:33:21 (Clears tHroat)
00:33:23 Come on, let's get pissed and watcH porn.
00:33:46 (Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David,
00:33:49 'Merry CHristmas and I Hope you Have
00:33:52 'I'm very sorry
00:33:55 'lt was a very odd moment
00:33:58 'Particularly because -
00:34:00 'if you can't say it at CHristmas,
00:34:03 'I'm actually yours. WitH love, your Natalie.'
00:34:27 Jack, yeaH, I need a car.
00:34:29 RigHt now. THank you.
00:34:31 (¶ Pointer Sisters: Jump)
00:34:42 OH, don't wait up.
00:34:49 I'd like to go to WandswortH, tHe dodgy end.
00:34:51 Very good, sir.
00:34:53 ¶ Tell me How you want me
00:34:57 ¶ I can feel it in your Heart beat
00:35:01 ¶ I know you like wHat you see... ¶
00:35:04 (Terry) Harris Street. WHat number, sir?
00:35:07 (David) OH, God, it's tHe longest street
00:35:12 ¶ Wrap your love around me
00:35:15 ¶ You're so excited
00:35:18 (Doorbell)
00:35:20 Hello, does Natalie live Here?
00:35:22 - No.
00:35:25 Here, aren't...
00:35:28 Aren't you tHe Prime Minister?
00:35:31 - Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry CHristmas.
00:35:36 Part of tHe service now. Trying to get round
00:35:40 (Doorbell)
00:35:44 AH. Hello. Does Natalie live Here?
00:35:47 - No, sHe doesn't.
00:35:50 - Are you singing carols?
00:35:53 - Please, sir, please.
00:35:59 Well, I suppose I could.
00:36:01 Please.
00:36:04 - All rigHt.
00:36:09 ¶ Good King Wenceslas looked out
00:36:12 ¶ On tHe feast of StepHen
00:36:16 (Joins in witH ricH, deep voice)
00:36:19 ¶ Deep and crisp and even
00:36:23 ¶ BrigHtly sHone tHe moon tHat nigHt ¶
00:36:27 - (Doorbell)
00:36:29 - Does Natalie live Here?
00:36:32 SHe lives next door.
00:36:37 AH. Brilliant.
00:36:40 You're not wHo I tHink you are, are you?
00:36:43 Yes and I'm sorry about all tHe cockups.
00:36:45 My cabinet are absolute crap.
00:36:48 Merry CHristmas to you.
00:37:03 (Doorbell)
00:37:05 - (CHatting stops suddenly)
00:37:09 Is, er, Natalie in?
00:37:11 OH, wHere tHe fuck is my fucking coat?
00:37:16 - OH. Hello.
00:37:20 Erm, tHis is my mum and my dad
00:37:25 - Hello.
00:37:27 And, erm...tHis is tHe Prime Minister.
00:37:31 Yes, we can see tHat, darling.
00:37:34 And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
00:37:37 It's tHe scHool CHristmas concert,
00:37:40 All tHe local scHools Have joined togetHer,
00:37:43 - Too mucH detail, Mum.
00:37:47 Well, l...just needed Natalie...
00:37:54 on some state business.
00:37:56 - OH.
00:38:01 RigHt, er...
00:38:02 Well, perHaps you sHould
00:38:05 Er, Natalie.
00:38:07 I don't want to make you late for tHe concert.
00:38:09 - No, it's notHing, really.
00:38:13 - No, really, it doesn't matter.
00:38:17 EigHt is a lot of legs, David.
00:38:19 Mm. Erm...
00:38:24 Listen, wHy don't I give you a lift
00:38:26 and tHen we can talk about
00:38:33 OK.
00:38:34 - Lovely, yes.
00:38:37 Hold tigHt, everybody.
00:38:46 - How far is tHis place?
00:38:49 AH, rigHt. Well, er...
00:38:53 I just wanted to say...
00:38:57 tHank you for tHe CHristmas card.
00:39:00 You're welcome.
00:39:02 Look, I'm so sorry about tHat day.
00:39:04 I came in and He slinked towards me
00:39:07 and He's tHe President of tHe United States
00:39:11 I just felt like sucH a fool because...
00:39:15 I tHink about you all tHe time, actually.
00:39:18 - And I tHink you're tHe man tHat I really...
00:39:21 -..Iove.
00:39:23 THat really was just round tHe corner. Er...
00:39:28 Erm...
00:39:32 Ow!
00:39:39 (SigHs)
00:39:41 Well, look, l...
00:39:45 I tHink I'd better not come in, you know?
00:39:48 Nobody wants some politician
00:39:52 No, please come. It'll be great.
00:39:56 No, l'd...I'd better not.
00:40:00 But I will be very sorry
00:40:04 to drive away from you.
00:40:08 Just give me one second.
00:40:24 JoHn's been very mysterious.
00:40:27 - Erm...erm...
00:40:34 No!
00:41:07 Come on in. We can watcH from backstage.
00:41:11 OK. Terry, I won't be long.
00:41:16 Look, tHis Has to be a very secret visit, OK?
00:41:19 Don't worry. THis was my scHool.
00:41:26 Look, tHe sHeep are ready already
00:41:30 - OH, David.
00:41:34 OH, How are you?
00:41:36 Hi, guys. Hey, Hey, Hey. You all rigHt?
00:41:40 WHat tHe Hell are you doing Here?
00:41:42 - Well, you know...
00:41:45 tHat tHese tHings are going on but it never
00:41:50 I tHougHt it was time I did.
00:41:52 I didn't want anyone to see,
00:41:56 Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.
00:41:58 I've never been gladder
00:42:02 - THank you.
00:42:05 OH, now. We Haven't been introduced.
00:42:08 RigHt. Well, tHis is Gavin.
00:42:11 - Hello, Gavin.
00:42:14 And tHis is Natalie, wHo's my, erm...
00:42:16 - wHo's my, erm, catering manager.
00:42:19 - Hi.
00:42:21 WatcH He keeps His Hands off you.
00:42:23 20 years ago, you'd Have been His type.
00:42:25 I'll be very careful. Don't try sometHing, sir,
00:42:30 - No, seriously.
00:42:33 Come on. SHowtime. quickly.
00:42:35 - Look, see you after, yeaH?
00:42:38 - THank you, Prime Minister.
00:42:41 - Come on.
00:42:43 ¶ CatcH a falling star
00:42:46 ¶ Save it for a rainy day
00:42:51 ¶ CatcH a falling star
00:42:55 ¶ Never let it fade away
00:42:59 ¶ Never let it fade away
00:43:04 ¶ Never let it fade away ¶
00:43:09 (CHeering, applause)
00:43:17 Hillier ScHool would now like to present
00:43:20 Lead vocals by ten-year-old
00:43:23 backing vocals coordinated by Her motHer,
00:43:26 tHe great Mrs Jean Anderson.
00:43:28 Erm, some of tHe staff
00:43:31 and for tHis, we ask you to forgive us.
00:43:36 THank you.
00:43:38 (Applause)
00:43:44 (A capella) ¶ I don't want a lot for CHristmas
00:43:47 ¶ THere's just one tHing I need
00:43:52 ¶ I don't care about tHe presents
00:43:55 ¶ UnderneatH tHe CHristmas tree
00:43:59 ¶ I just want you for my own
00:44:03 ¶ More tHan you could ever know
00:44:07 ¶ Make my wisH come true
00:44:11 ¶ All I want for CHristmas
00:44:15 ¶ Is you
00:44:25 ¶ I don't want a lot for CHristmas
00:44:27 ¶ THere's just one tHing I need
00:44:31 ¶ I don't care about tHe presents
00:44:34 ¶ UnderneatH tHe CHristmas tree
00:44:37 ¶ I just want you for my own
00:44:40 ¶ More tHan you could ever know
00:44:43 ¶ Make my wisH come true
00:44:46 ¶ All I want for CHristmas is you
00:44:53 ¶ You baby
00:44:55 ¶ OH, all tHe ligHts are sHining
00:44:59 ¶ So brigHtly everywHere
00:45:03 ¶ And tHe sound of cHildren's laugHter
00:45:07 ¶ LaugHter fills tHe air
00:45:10 ¶ Everyone is singing
00:45:13 ¶ I Hear tHose sleigH bells ringing
00:45:15 ¶ Santa won't you bring me my Honey
00:45:18 ¶ Won't you please bring my baby to me
00:45:22 ¶ I don't want a lot for CHristmas
00:45:25 ¶ THis is all I'm asking for
00:45:28 ¶ I just wanna see my baby
00:45:31 ¶ Standing rigHt outside my door
00:45:34 ¶ Cos I just want you for my own
00:45:37 ¶ More tHan you could ever know
00:45:40 ¶ Make my wisH come true
00:45:44 ¶ All I want for CHristmas
00:45:48 ¶ Is you
00:45:52 ¶ All I want for CHristmas
00:45:54 ¶ And you and you
00:45:58 ¶ And you and you
00:46:02 ¶ All I want for CHristmas ¶
00:46:05 (CHeering, wHistling)
00:46:21 RigHt.
00:46:26 So, not quite as secret as we'd Hoped.
00:46:29 - WHat do we do now?
00:46:32 Little bow.
00:46:38 And a wave.
00:46:53 Absolutely no idea.
00:46:56 I'll see you later, all rigHt?
00:46:59 I'll speak to you. Bye.
00:47:03 Tell me, if you were in my position,
00:47:07 WHat position is tHat?
00:47:09 Imagine your Husband
00:47:13 and, come CHristmas,
00:47:16 - OH, Karen...
00:47:19 - Good nigHt.
00:47:22 Would you wait around to find out
00:47:25 or if it's sex and a necklace
00:47:28 or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?
00:47:32 Would you stay? Knowing life
00:47:38 - Or would you cut and run?
00:47:46 I am so in tHe wrong.
00:47:49 A classic fool.
00:47:51 Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me.
00:47:54 You've made tHe life I lead foolisH, too.
00:47:59 Darling. OoH, darlings!
00:48:02 OH, you were wonderful.
00:48:06 My little lobster, you were so...
00:48:09 WHat is tHat word?
00:48:11 Orange.
00:48:13 Come on, I've got treats at Home.
00:48:18 Sammy! Fantastic sHow!
00:48:23 - THanks. Plan didn't work, tHougH.
00:48:27 - Tell Her wHat?
00:48:29 No way. Anyway, tHey fly tonigHt.
00:48:32 Even better. Sam, you've got notHing to lose
00:48:39 I never told your mum enougH.
00:48:41 I sHould Have told Her every day
00:48:47 You've seen tHe films, kiddo.
00:48:53 OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get tHe sHit
00:48:58 Yes.
00:49:00 - Just give me one sec.
00:49:04 - OH, I'm sorry.
00:49:07 THat's OK.
00:49:09 - My fault.
00:49:13 You're Sam's dad, aren't you?
00:49:16 YeaH. Stepdad, actually.
00:49:18 - Daniel.
00:49:21 Carol.
00:49:23 - OK, I'm back. Let's go.
00:49:29 I Hope we'll meet again, Karen.
00:49:31 Carol. (LaugHs)
00:49:35 - I'll make sure we do.
00:49:41 (Carol laugHs)
00:49:47 - Tell Her.
00:49:50 - You know...
00:49:56 - Look, tHere sHe is.
00:49:58 Over tHere.
00:50:03 OH, no.
00:50:06 It's OK, we'll go to tHe airport.
00:50:24 (Portuguese) Good evening.
00:50:26 - SenHor Barros?
00:50:29 I am Here to ask your daugHter
00:50:33 for Her Hands in marriage.
00:50:35 You want to marry my daugHter?
00:50:37 Yes.
00:50:39 Come Here,
00:50:41 tHere is a man at tHe door.
00:50:44 He wants to marry you.
00:50:46 But I've never seen Him before.
00:50:47 WHo cares?
00:50:49 You're going to sell me
00:50:51 Sell? WHo said sell? I'll pay Him.
00:50:54 Pardon me. I'm meaning
00:50:59 SHe's not Here - sHe's at work. I'll take you.
00:51:03 You! Stay Here.
00:51:04 As if I would. Stupid!
00:51:10 FatHer is about to sell Aurelia
00:51:19 Wait. Wait.
00:51:24 OH, no.
00:51:27 You better not say yes, FatHer.
00:51:29 SHut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003.
00:51:37 - Look, we're not actually flying.
00:51:41 Not even to let tHe boy say goodbye
00:51:47 No.
00:51:51 - I'm sorry, Sam.
00:51:54 Just a moment, I know I've got it.
00:51:58 - Unless...
00:52:00 - Do you want to make a run for it?
00:52:03 - You tHink I sHould?
00:52:06 - OK.
00:52:09 I must Have left tHem
00:52:31 (Beeping)
00:53:15 (lnaudible tHrougH glass)
00:53:19 (CHattering excitedly)
00:53:26 Apparently He is going to kill Aurelia.
00:53:29 Cool!
00:54:05 Joanna.
00:54:09 Sam?
00:54:14 - I tHougHt you didn't know my name.
00:54:18 OH, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
00:55:14 - (Portuguese) WHere is Aurelia?
00:55:17 THis man wants to marry Her.
00:55:19 He can't do tHat - sHe's our best waitress.
00:55:41 Boa noite, Aurelia.
00:55:44 Boa noite, Jamie.
00:56:02 Beautiful Aurelia...
00:56:05 I've come Here witH a view to asking you...
00:56:10 to marriage me.
00:56:13 I know I seems an insane person
00:56:20 but sometimes tHings are so transparency,
00:56:28 tHey don't need evidential proof.
00:56:34 And I will inHabit Here,
00:56:40 Definitely go for England, girl.
00:56:42 You'll meet Prince William -
00:56:47 Of course I don't expecting you
00:56:53 and of course I prediction you say no....
00:56:59 but it's CHristmas
00:57:11 OH, God - say yes, you skinny moron.
00:57:18 (EnglisH) THank you.
00:57:22 THat will be nice.
00:57:26 Yes is being my answer.
00:57:30 Easy question.
00:57:33 (Portuguese) WHat did you say?
00:57:35 Yes, of course.
00:57:37 (CHeering)
00:57:39 Bravo!
00:58:07 (EnglisH) You learned EnglisH?
00:58:10 Just in cases.
00:58:29 (¶ BeacH Boys: God Only Knows)
00:58:46 ¶ I may not always love you
00:58:49 ¶ But long as tHere are stars above you... ¶
00:58:53 Hello, Daisy.
00:58:54 - THis one's Greta.
00:58:57 ¶ I'll make you so sure about it... ¶
00:59:00 Here sHe is. THis is Aurelia.
00:59:04 - Mark, didn't see you tHere.
00:59:07 Jamie's friends are so good-looking.
00:59:10 He never tells me tHis.
00:59:13 I tHink maybe now
00:59:16 picked wrong EnglisHman.
00:59:18 SHe can't speak EnglisH properly.
00:59:21 (Daisy) Dad! Dad!
00:59:25 OH, God.
00:59:27 - Did you get us any presents?
00:59:30 (Bernie) THanks, Dad.
00:59:35 - How are you?
00:59:40 Good to Have you back.
00:59:42 Come on. Home.
00:59:48 THere sHe is.
00:59:51 - Hi.
00:59:55 - Aw, He sHould Have kissed Her.
01:00:01 - All rigHt?
01:00:04 - I migHt get a sHag at last.
01:00:07 - Got to go.
01:00:11 YaHoo!
01:00:16 Now, tHis is Harriet.
01:00:19 - Hi. Really pleased to meet you.
01:00:24 I Hope you don't mind,
01:00:30 THis is Carla. SHe's real friendly.
01:00:34 Hello, you must be Tony.
01:00:38 I Heard you were gorgeous.
01:00:40 ¶ God only knows
01:00:43 (Press sHouting)
01:00:45 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:00:49 ¶ God only knows
01:00:53 - God, you weigH a lot.
01:00:56 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:00 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:04 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:08 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:12 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:16 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:20 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:24 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:28 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:32 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:36 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:40 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:44 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:48 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:52 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you
01:01:56 ¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you ¶
01:02:03 (¶ Kelly Clarkson: THe Trouble WitH Love ls)
01:02:20 ¶ Love can be a many splendored tHing
01:02:23 ¶ Can't deny tHe joy it brings
01:02:28 ¶ A dozen roses, diamond rings
01:02:31 ¶ Dreams for sale and fairy tales
01:02:35 ¶ lt'll make you Hear a sympHony
01:02:39 ¶ And you just want tHe world to see
01:02:43 ¶ But like a drug tHat makes you blind
01:02:47 ¶ lt'll fool ya every time
01:02:49 ¶ THe trouble witH love is
01:02:54 ¶ It can tear you up inside
01:02:58 ¶ Make your Heart believe a lie
01:03:02 ¶ It's stronger tHan your pride
01:03:05 ¶ THe trouble witH love is
01:03:09 ¶ It doesn't care How fast you fall
01:03:14 ¶ And you can't refuse tHe call
01:03:17 ¶ See you got no say at all
01:03:22 ¶ Now I was once a fool, it's true
01:03:26 ¶ I played tHe game by all tHe rules
01:03:30 ¶ But now my world's a deeper blue
01:03:34 ¶ I'm sadder but I'm wiser too
01:03:38 ¶ I swore I'd never love again
01:03:42 ¶ I swore my Heart would never mend
01:03:46 ¶ Said love wasn't wortH tHe pain
01:03:49 ¶ But tHen I Hear it call my name
01:03:52 ¶ THe trouble witH love is
01:03:56 ¶ It can tear you up inside
01:04:01 ¶ Make your Heart believe a lie
01:04:04 ¶ It's stronger tHan your pride
01:04:08 ¶ THe trouble witH love is
01:04:12 ¶ It doesn't care How fast you fall
01:04:16 ¶ And you can't refuse tHe call
01:04:20 ¶ See you got no say at all
01:04:26 ¶ Every time I turn around
01:04:29 ¶ I tHink I've got it all figured out
01:04:32 ¶ My Heart keeps calling
01:04:36 ¶ Over and over again
01:04:41 ¶ THe sad story always ends tHe same
01:04:45 ¶ Me standing in tHe pouring rain
01:04:49 ¶ It seems no matter wHat I do
01:04:52 ¶ It tears my Heart in two
01:04:54 ¶ THe trouble witH love is
01:05:00 ¶ It can tear you up inside
01:05:03 ¶ Make your Heart believe a lie
01:05:08 ¶ It's stronger tHan your pride
01:05:10 ¶ THe trouble witH love is
01:05:15 ¶ It doesn't care How fast you fall
01:05:19 ¶ And you can't refuse tHe call
01:05:23 ¶ See you got no say at all
01:05:26 ¶ THe trouble witH love is
01:05:31 ¶ It can tear you up inside
01:05:35 (¶ Girls Aloud: Jump)
01:05:42 ¶ Your eyes tell me How you want me
01:05:48 ¶ I can feel it in your Heartbeat
01:05:51 ¶ You're so excited
01:05:55 ¶ OH baby
01:05:57 ¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down
01:06:01 ¶ WHere no one's ever gone before
01:06:04 ¶ And if you want more
01:06:06 ¶ If you want more, more, more
01:06:10 ¶ THen jump for my love
01:06:14 ¶ Jump in
01:06:16 ¶ And feel my toucH
01:06:18 ¶ Jump
01:06:21 ¶ THen jump for my love
01:06:25 ¶ I know my Heart
01:06:28 ¶ Jump in
01:06:32 ¶ Jump
01:06:35 ¶ THen jump for my love ¶