Love Actually
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(Man) 'WHenever I get gloomy |
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'l tHink about tHe arrivals gate |
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'General opinion makes out |
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'but I don't see tHat. |
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'Seems to me tHat love is everywHere. |
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'Often it's not particularly dignified |
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'FatHers and sons, motHers and daugHters, |
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'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. |
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'WHen tHe planes Hit tHe Twin Towers, |
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'none of tHe pHone calls from people on |
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'tHey were all messages of love. |
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'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling |
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I feel it in my fingers |
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I feel it in my toes |
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Feel it in my toes, yeaH |
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Love is all around me |
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- (Feedback) |
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(SigHs) It's just I know tHe old version |
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Well, we all do. |
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THat's wHy we're making tHe new version. |
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RigHt, OK, let's go. |
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( lntro begins) |
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I feel it in my fingers |
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I feel it in my toes |
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Feel it in my toes, yeaH |
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Love is all ar... |
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OH, fuck, wank, bugger, |
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Start again. |
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( lntro begins) |
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I feel it in my fingers |
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I feel it in my toes |
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Feel it in my toes, yeaH |
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CHristmas is all around me |
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And so tHe feeling grows |
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So tHe feeling grows |
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It's written in tHe wind |
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It's everywHere I go |
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verywHere I go |
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So if you really love CHristmas |
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Come on and let it snow |
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Come on and let it... |
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THis is sHit, isn't it? |
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Yep, solid gold sHit, maestro. |
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- God, I'm so late. |
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You sure you don't mind |
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No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten. |
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- I love you. |
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I love you even wHen you're sick |
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I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it. |
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RigHt. |
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- Did I mention tHat I love you? |
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Karen, it's me again. |
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I'm sorry, I literally don't Have |
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Absolutely. Horrible moment, tHougH. |
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Of course. |
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Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned |
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Understood. |
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Er, bugger off, call me later. |
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So wHat's tHis big news? |
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We've been given our parts |
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and I'm tHe lobster. |
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- THe lobster? |
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- In tHe nativity play? |
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THere was more tHan one lobster present |
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DuH. |
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Best sandwicHes in Britain. |
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Try my lovely nuts? |
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Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady. |
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Morning, my future wife. |
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(Man) OK, you can stop tHere. THanks. |
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(2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels. |
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By tHe way, He introduced me as JoHn |
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OH, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack. |
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He got me rigHt, tHougH. I'm just Judy. |
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Great, Just Judy!. |
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- No surprises? |
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- Not like tHe stag nigHt? |
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- You admit tHe prostitutes were a mistake? |
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And it would've been mucH better |
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THat is true. |
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Good luck, kiddo. |
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(CHeering, applause) |
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(Press sHouting) Prime Minister, over Here!. |
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(CHeering) |
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THank you. |
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- Welcome, Prime Minister. |
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How are you? |
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- How are you feeling? |
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Cool. Powerful. |
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Would you like to meet |
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Yes, I would like tHat very mucH indeed. |
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AnytHing to put off |
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- THis is Terence. He's in cHarge. |
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Good morning. |
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Hated Him, I tHink He was a pervert. |
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- THis is Pat. |
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Good morning, sir. I'm tHe Housekeeper. |
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OH, rigHt. I sHould be easier tHan tHe last lot. |
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No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife. |
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And tHis is Natalie. SHe's new, like you. |
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- Hello, Natalie. |
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SHit, I can't believe I've just said tHat. |
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And now I've gone and said "sHit". |
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You could've said "fuck" |
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THank you, sir. I Had a premonition |
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OH, piss it! |
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RigHt, I'll get my tHings |
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YeaH, I can't see wHy not. |
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- It's all rigHt. |
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- Yes, I did. |
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- Hello tHere. |
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YeaH, I'm in Here. OK. Good. THank you. |
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AH. |
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(Clears tHroat) |
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OH, no. |
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THat is so inconvenient. |
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In tHe presence of God, |
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and made tHeir marriage vows |
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THey've declared tHeir marriage |
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I tHerefore proclaim |
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( Organ plays Wedding MarcH) |
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And you resisted |
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YeaH, I'm mature now. |
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( Wedding MarcH becomes |
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(CHorus) Love, love, love |
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Love, love, love |
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- Love, love, love... |
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Er, no. |
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Love, love, love, love |
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THere's notHing you can do |
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OH, it... |
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THere's notHing you can sing |
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THere's notHing you can say |
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It's easy |
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All you need is love |
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All you need is love |
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All you need is love, love |
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Love is all you need... |
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Look, it's Pikey. |
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Hello! WHat tHe Hell are you doing Here? |
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OH, I just popped over |
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- THe lady of tHe House let you in, did sHe? |
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- Lovely, obliging girl. |
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I tHougHt I'd pop back and see |
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- OH. |
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I tHink we ougHt to take Mum out for |
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- I just feel we've been bad sons tHis year. |
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(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy! |
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I'm naked and I want you at least twice |
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(Music and cHatter) |
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(Juliet) I am so Happy to see you! |
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- Delicious delicacy? |
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Taste explosion? |
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- Food? |
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YeaH, a bit dodgy, isn't it? |
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Looks like a dead baby's finger. OooH. |
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OH. Tastes like it, too. |
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I'm Colin, by tHe way. |
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- I'm Nancy. |
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- WHat do you do, Nancy? |
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- Ever do weddings? |
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- THey sHould've asked you to do tHis one. |
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- God, I wisH you Hadn't Have turned it down. |
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(Embarrassed giggle) RigHt. |
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- I've worked out wHy I can't find true love. |
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EnglisH girls. THey're stuck up, you see. |
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And I am primarily attractive to girls |
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Like American girls. |
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I'd get a girlfriend tHere instantly. |
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I tHink it's crap, Colin. |
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THat's wHere you're wrong. |
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American girls would dig me |
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- You don't Have a cute BritisH accent. |
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Colin, you're a lonely, ugly arseHole. |
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Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. |
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Bit of quiet |
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- THe traffic today was just... |
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Judy, could you take tHe top off tHis time? |
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LigHting need to know wHen we're gonna |
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Yes, OK. RigHt. |
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Not always tHe case, is it? |
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I was standing in for Brad Pitt once |
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- Yes, yeaH. |
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Guys, time's tigHt |
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- Fine. |
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(Judy laugHs) |
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(Director) RigHt, let's Have |
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Can you just put your Hands on Her breasts? |
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- OK, yeaH. Is tHat all rigHt? |
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I'll warm tHem up! |
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- And massage tHem, please. |
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It's junction 13 tHat's just murder, isn't it? |
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Jo and I Had a lot of time |
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Some of Her requests, |
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for instance, tHat I sHould bring |
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I was confident sHe expected me to ignore. |
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But otHers sHe was pretty damn clear about. |
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WHen sHe first mentioned |
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I said, "Over my dead body." |
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And sHe said, "No, Daniel, over mine." |
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And as usual, my darling girl... |
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and Sam's darling mum was rigHt. |
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So sHe's going to say Her final farewell |
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inevitably, |
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ever so coolly, |
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tHrougH tHe immortal genius |
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(On speakers) |
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Goodbye baby, baby bye bye |
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Bye bye baby |
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Don't make me cry |
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You're tHe one girl in town I'd marry |
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Girl I'd marry you now if I were free |
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I wisH it could be |
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I could love you but wHy begin it? |
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Cos tHere ain't any future in it |
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SHe's got me but I'm not free so... |
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(From DJ bootH) |
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¶ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye |
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¶ Bye bye baby, don't make me cry |
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¶ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye |
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¶ WisH I never Had known you... ¶ |
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Do you love Him? |
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Er, er, wHat? |
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No, l-I just tHougHt I'd ask bluntly |
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and you needed someone to talk to about it |
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No. No. No is tHe answer. Absolutely not. |
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¶..on my finger... ¶ |
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So tHat's a no, tHen? |
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Yes. Erm... |
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¶ Bye bye baby, baby goodbye |
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¶ Goodbye baby, baby bye bye... ¶ |
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THis DJ, wHat do you reckon? |
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- THe worst in History? |
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I tHink it all Hangs on tHe next song. |
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Now Here's one for tHe lovers. |
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THat's quite a few of you, |
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(¶ S Club Juniors: Puppy Love) |
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¶ And tHey called it... ¶ |
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- He's done it, it's official. |
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¶ OH, I guess tHey'll never know... ¶ |
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(Knocks) |
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SaraH's waiting for you. |
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OH, yes, of course, erm... |
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Great, er, good, good. |
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How are you doing, Mia? |
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Absolutely. |
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- Harry? |
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switcH off your pHone and tell me exactly |
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Two years, seven montHs, |
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tHree days and, I suppose, wHat, two Hours? |
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And How long Have you been in love |
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Um... |
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Two years, seven montHs, tHree days |
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THougHt as mucH. |
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- Do you tHink everybody knows? |
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- Do you tHink Karl knows? |
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OH, tHat is... tHat is bad news. |
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I just tHougHt tHat maybe tHe time |
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- Like wHat? |
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tHen casually mention you'd like to marry |
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- You know tHat? |
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And so does Karl. |
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THink about it, for all our sakes. |
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It's CHristmas. |
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Certainly. Excellent. Will do. |
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THanks, boss. |
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- Hi, SaraH. |
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(¶ On radio: CHristmas Is All Around) |
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(Mobile) |
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Babe. Absolutely, fire away. |
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Mia, Mia, would you turn tHat down? |
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WHat is tHat? |
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THat was tHe CHristmas effort |
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OH, dear me, How are tHe migHty fallen. |
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I can safely say tHat is tHe worst record |
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OH, and coincidentally, |
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on my friend Mike's sHow |
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Welcome back, Bill. |
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Billy, welcome back to tHe airwaves. |
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New CHristmas single, |
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Except we've cHanged |
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Yes, is tHat an important message |
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(Snorts) Not really, Mike. |
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CHristmas is a time for people |
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- And tHat's not you? |
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WHen I was young and successful, |
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and now I'm left witH no one, |
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- Wow. THanks for tHat, Bill. |
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For actually giving |
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It doesn't often Happen Here |
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- Ask me anytHing, I'll tell you tHe trutH. |
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- Britney Spears. |
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No, only kidding! (Snorts) |
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- SHe was rubbisH. |
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How do you tHink tHe new record |
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Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do |
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(Bill laugHing) |
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But wouldn't it be great |
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wasn't some smug teenager |
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but an old ex-Heroin addict |
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THose young popsters come CHristmas |
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witH a cute bird balancing on tHeir balls |
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and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat |
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ugliest man in tHe world, |
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fucking miserable because |
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So if you believe in FatHer CHristmas, |
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buy my festering turd of a record. |
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And particularly enjoy |
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of tHe moment we try to squeeze |
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I tHink you're referring to |
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"lf you really love CHristmas..." |
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"Come on and let it snow." OucH. |
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So, Here it is one more time, |
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tHe dark Horse for tHis year's |
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CHristmas Is All Around. |
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Is tHe new prime minister in trouble already? |
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¶ I feel it in my fingers |
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- OK. WHat's next? |
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AH, yes, yes. I fear tHis is going to be |
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THere's a strong feeling in tHe party |
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- like tHe last government. |
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THis is our first really important test, |
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RigHt. RigHt. I understand tHat |
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not to. Not tHis time. |
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Let's not forget tHat America |
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I'm not going to act like a petulant cHild. |
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WHo do you Have to screw round Here |
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RigHt. |
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(Knocking) |
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YeaH, come in. |
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- THese are from tHe Treasury... |
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..and tHese are for you. |
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Excellent. THanks a lot. |
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I was Hoping you'd win, not tHat |
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just always given Him tHe boring biscuits |
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THanks very mucH. THanks... |
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Natalie. |
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God, come on, get a grip. |
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So wHat do you reckon |
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OH, I like Him. I can't understand |
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You know tHe type, He's married to His job. |
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EitHer tHat or gay as a picnic basket. |
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Excuse me, Judy, if you could |
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- and cHeat tHem a bit to tHe left? |
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I Have to say, Judy, tHis is a real pleasure, |
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it's lovely to find someone |
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- THank you! |
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- And ditto. |
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THe move again, please, Judy. |
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- OoH, sorry. |
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- Exciting news! |
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I've bougHt a ticket to tHe States. |
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- No. |
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- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. |
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Yes! Wisconsin babes, |
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No, Col! THere are a few babes in America, |
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but tHey're going out |
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Tone, you're just jealous. |
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You know perfectly well |
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contains ten girls more beautiful |
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- tHan tHe wHole of tHe United Kingdom. |
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No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William |
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- No, Colin, no! |
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- Nyet! |
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- Nein! |
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RigHt, tHe CHristmas party, |
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and your unHappy job to organise. |
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- Tell me. |
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Find a venue, over-order on tHe drinks, |
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and advise tHe girls to avoid Kevin |
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- Wives and family and stuff? |
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But tHeir wives and girlfriends, et cetera. |
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OH, CHrist, you Haven't got some Horrible |
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No. I'll just be Hanging around tHe mistletoe, |
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Really? |
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RigHt. |
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He now spends all tHe time in His room. |
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- THat's not unusual. My Horrid son... |
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Bernard. Stays in His room all tHe time. |
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YeaH, but Karen, tHis is all tHe time. |
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I'm afraid tHat tHere's sometHing |
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I mean, clearly it's about His mum |
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but CHrist, He migHt be injecting Heroin |
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(Karen) At tHe age of 1 1? |
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(Daniel) Well, maybe not His eyeballs, tHen. |
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THe problem is His mum |
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I don't know, tHis wHole stepfatHer tHing |
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Iike it never did before. |
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Listen, it was always going to be |
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Just be patient. |
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And maybe cHeck tHe room for needles. |
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And tHen wHen He sometimes does |
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It's just sucH a ridiculous waste. |
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And now if it's going to ruin |
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I just don't know. |
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Get a grip. |
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People Hate sissies. |
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No one's ever gonna sHag you |
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YeaH. Absolutely. |
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Helpful. |
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So, wHat's tHe problem, Samuel? |
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Is it just Mum or is it sometHing else, HuH? |
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Maybe scHool? |
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Are you being bullied? |
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Or is it sometHing worse? |
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Can you give me any clues at all? |
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- You really want to know? |
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Even tHougH you won't be able to Help? |
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Even if tHat's tHe case, yeaH. |
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OK. Well... |
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trutH is, actually... |
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I'm in love. |
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Sorry? |
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I know I sHould be tHinking |
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I was before sHe died |
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- Aren't you a bit young to be in love? |
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AH, well. OK, well... |
00:29:26 |
I'm a little relieved. |
00:29:30 |
- WHy? |
00:29:32 |
tHougHt it'd be sometHing worse. |
00:29:34 |
Worse tHan tHe total agony of being in love? |
00:29:37 |
Er... |
00:29:40 |
No, you're rigHt. |
00:29:43 |
Total agony. |
00:30:22 |
- NigHt, SaraH. |
00:30:29 |
(Mobile) |
00:30:34 |
YeaH, absolutely. |
00:30:37 |
Free as a bird. Fire away. |
00:31:11 |
Alone again. |
00:31:14 |
Naturally. |
00:31:16 |
- I'll deal witH it. |
00:31:19 |
- AH. Natalie. |
00:31:25 |
THanks. |
00:31:27 |
Natalie. |
00:31:31 |
Erm, I'm starting to feel... |
00:31:35 |
uncomfortable about us |
00:31:39 |
and me knowing so little about you, |
00:31:44 |
Well, tHere's not mucH to know. |
00:31:46 |
Well, erm, wHere do you live, for instance? |
00:31:50 |
WandswortH. THe dodgy end. |
00:31:52 |
- AH, my sister lives in WandswortH. |
00:31:57 |
So wHicH exactly is tHe dodgy end? |
00:31:59 |
At tHe end of tHe HigH street, |
00:32:03 |
- OH, yeaH, yeaH, tHat is dodgy. |
00:32:06 |
Erm, and you live |
00:32:11 |
- THree illegitimate but cHarming cHildren? |
00:32:14 |
I've just split up witH my boyfriend, so |
00:32:19 |
- AH. Sorry. |
00:32:24 |
I'm well sHot of Him. |
00:32:26 |
- He said I was getting fat. |
00:32:29 |
He said no one'd fancy a girl |
00:32:33 |
Not a nice guy, actually, in tHe end. |
00:32:37 |
No. |
00:32:46 |
You know, erm... |
00:32:49 |
being Prime Minister, |
00:32:53 |
THank you, sir. I'll tHink about it. |
00:32:56 |
Do. THe SAS are absolutely cHarming. |
00:33:00 |
RutHless, trained killers |
00:33:10 |
OH, God. |
00:33:14 |
Did you Have tHis kind of problem? |
00:33:19 |
YeaH, course you did, you saucy minx. |
00:33:22 |
So, let's go. We can definitely crack tHis. |
00:33:25 |
Remember, I was a kid once, too. |
00:33:28 |
So, come on, it's someone at scHool. RigHt? |
00:33:32 |
- YeaH. |
00:33:34 |
And wHat does sHe, He, feel about you? |
00:33:37 |
SHE doesn't even know my name. |
00:33:40 |
And even if sHe did, sHe'd despise me. |
00:33:43 |
SHe's tHe coolest girl in scHool. |
00:33:45 |
And everyone worsHips Her |
00:33:50 |
Good. Good. |
00:33:53 |
Well, |
00:33:56 |
basically you're fucked, aren't you? |
00:33:59 |
(¶ All I Want For CHristmas Is You) |
00:34:05 |
Hi tHere and welcome back. |
00:34:07 |
So, tHree weeks till CHristmas, looks like |
00:34:11 |
I saw tHem on tHe sHow last week. |
00:34:16 |
No. Little scamps. |
00:34:18 |
But very, very talented musicians. |
00:34:22 |
YeaH. I understand you've got a prize |
00:34:26 |
Yes, I Have, Ant or Dec. |
00:34:28 |
It's a personalised felt-tip pen. |
00:34:32 |
OH, great. |
00:34:34 |
It's brilliant. It even writes on glass, |
00:34:38 |
so if you've got a framed picture, |
00:34:42 |
you can just write on it. |
00:34:57 |
(Kids snickering) |
00:34:58 |
(Dec) Er, a lot of kids watcHing, Billy. |
00:35:02 |
Hiya, kids. |
00:35:05 |
Here's an important message |
00:35:09 |
don't buy drugs. |
00:35:13 |
Become a pop star |
00:35:16 |
And I do believe it's a commercial break. |
00:35:21 |
¶ All I want for CHristmas is you ¶ |
00:35:33 |
- Look at Him! EurH! |
00:35:37 |
Actually, tHey're not funny. THey're art. |
00:35:41 |
(LaugHing) |
00:35:44 |
OK, let's say, er, THursday, my place. |
00:35:47 |
Great. I've got Juliet on tHe otHer line, |
00:35:51 |
- (SigHing) OK, fine. |
00:35:56 |
- I'm always nice. |
00:36:01 |
- I'm always... |
00:36:04 |
Hi. How was tHe Honeymoon? |
00:36:07 |
It was great. |
00:36:10 |
- So, wHat can I do for you? |
00:36:13 |
I've just tried tHe wedding video |
00:36:16 |
- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' |
00:36:20 |
I remember you filming a lot |
00:36:23 |
To be Honest, I didn't really... |
00:36:25 |
Please. All I want is one sHot of me |
00:36:30 |
I'll Have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, |
00:36:35 |
- 'Must go.' |
00:36:43 |
Any progress witH our matcHmaking plans? |
00:36:46 |
No. I've done fuck-all and never will |
00:36:50 |
How true. |
00:36:53 |
- (SaraH) Stop. |
00:36:55 |
And of course, your mobile goes. |
00:36:59 |
Hello. Hi. How you doing? |
00:37:02 |
- So, How's tHe CHristmas party going? |
00:37:05 |
THink I've found a venue. |
00:37:08 |
- WHat's it like? |
00:37:11 |
It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners |
00:37:18 |
OH. RigHt. |
00:37:21 |
Good. Well, I suppose I sHould |
00:37:26 |
You sHould. |
00:37:36 |
(Typewriter clacking) |
00:37:38 |
(Bell tinkles) |
00:37:47 |
AH, bonjour, Eleonore. |
00:37:48 |
Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back. |
00:37:51 |
And tHis year you bring a lady guest? |
00:37:54 |
No. THere's a cHange of situation. Just me. |
00:37:57 |
- OH. Am I sad or not sad? |
00:38:01 |
- And you stay Here till CHristmas? |
00:38:04 |
Good. Well, I find you |
00:38:09 |
THis is Aurelia. |
00:38:12 |
AH. |
00:38:14 |
- Er, bonjour, Aurelia. |
00:38:18 |
(FrencH) Er, je suis, er, trés Heureux |
00:38:24 |
Unfortunately, sHe cannot speak FrencH, |
00:38:29 |
SHe's Portuguese. |
00:38:31 |
(ltalian) AH, aH, buongiorno. |
00:38:33 |
Eusebio, er, er... |
00:38:35 |
(Pidgin SpanisH) Er, molto bueno... |
00:38:39 |
I tHink sHe's ten years too young |
00:38:44 |
And "molto bueno" is SpanisH. |
00:38:46 |
RigHt. |
00:38:48 |
Anyway, it's nice to meet you and... |
00:38:51 |
Can you drive Her Home after Her work? |
00:38:54 |
OH, absolutely, yes. |
00:38:58 |
WHicH is wHat? TurkisH? |
00:39:08 |
(Pidgin Portuguese) Bello. |
00:39:11 |
Er, bella. |
00:39:15 |
Er, mon-montagno, |
00:39:17 |
arvarez... |
00:39:22 |
No, rigHt. Silence is golden. |
00:39:27 |
As tHe Tremeloes said. |
00:39:31 |
Clever guys, |
00:39:32 |
altHougH I tHink tHe original version was |
00:39:38 |
Gr-great band. |
00:39:40 |
(¶ HigH-pitcHed Humming: |
00:39:42 |
OH, sHut up. |
00:39:45 |
(CHeering) |
00:39:56 |
(Press) Mr President! |
00:40:00 |
- Over Here, sir! |
00:40:04 |
Mr President, welcome. |
00:40:05 |
It's a pleasure to meet you. |
00:40:07 |
Come tHrougH. |
00:40:10 |
So is sHe. AltHougH sHe would Have been |
00:40:13 |
Yes. PatHetic, isn't it? |
00:40:15 |
Just never been able to tie a girl down. |
00:40:18 |
Not sure tHat politics and dating go togetHer. |
00:40:21 |
Really? I've never found tHat. |
00:40:24 |
YeaH, you're still sickeningly Handsome, |
00:40:28 |
- Very jealous of your plane, by tHe way. |
00:40:33 |
AH, Natalie. Hi. |
00:40:35 |
Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far? |
00:40:38 |
- (Natalie giggles) |
00:40:43 |
(SigHs) My goodness, |
00:40:47 |
Did you see tHose pipes? |
00:40:49 |
YeaH, sHe's terrific. At Her job. |
00:40:53 |
No, absolutely not. We cannot |
00:40:57 |
THat is unexpected. |
00:40:59 |
Well, it sHouldn't be. |
00:41:02 |
THe last administration |
00:41:05 |
We're being consistent witH tHeir policies. |
00:41:08 |
WitH all respect, tHey were bad policies. |
00:41:11 |
THanks, Alex. I don't tHink |
00:41:14 |
Let's, erm... move on, sHall we? |
00:41:21 |
Well, now, tHat was an interesting day. |
00:41:26 |
Sorry if our line was firm but tHere's |
00:41:30 |
tHen just disappointing you for four years. |
00:41:33 |
I Have plans and I plan to see tHem tHrougH. |
00:41:36 |
Absolutely. |
00:41:39 |
It's very close to my Heart. |
00:41:42 |
I'll give you anytHing you ask for. |
00:41:45 |
As long as it's not sometHing |
00:41:53 |
Hi. |
00:41:54 |
PatHetic. |
00:42:17 |
It's great ScotcH. |
00:42:21 |
I'll, erm... I'll be going, tHen. |
00:42:26 |
Er, Natalie, |
00:42:29 |
I Hope to see mucH more of you |
00:42:34 |
THank you, sir. |
00:42:52 |
Er, yes, Peter. |
00:42:54 |
Mr President, Has it been a good visit? |
00:42:57 |
Very satisfactory indeed. |
00:43:00 |
We got wHat we came for |
00:43:03 |
and our special relationsHip |
00:43:07 |
Prime Minister? |
00:43:09 |
I love tHat word "relationsHip". |
00:43:14 |
I fear tHat tHis Has become |
00:43:18 |
A relationsHip based on |
00:43:23 |
and casually ignoring all tHose tHings |
00:43:30 |
Britain. |
00:43:32 |
We may be a small country |
00:43:37 |
THe country of SHakespeare, |
00:43:40 |
- Sean Connery, Harry Potter. |
00:43:43 |
- David BeckHam's rigHt foot. |
00:43:46 |
David BeckHam's left foot, come to tHat. |
00:43:49 |
And a friend wHo bullies us |
00:43:53 |
And since bullies only respond to strengtH, |
00:43:56 |
I will be prepared to be mucH stronger. |
00:44:00 |
And tHe President |
00:44:04 |
(Press clamouring) |
00:44:13 |
Mr President! |
00:44:20 |
Joe. |
00:44:22 |
It's your sister on line four. |
00:44:25 |
All rigHt. Er, yes, I'm very busy |
00:44:30 |
Have you gone completely insane? |
00:44:32 |
- You can't always be sensible. |
00:44:36 |
- It's tHe CHancellor on tHe otHer line. |
00:44:39 |
- 'I'll call you back.' |
00:44:44 |
THe trouble witH being tHe Prime Minister's |
00:44:50 |
WHat did my brotHer do today? |
00:44:53 |
WHat did I do? |
00:44:57 |
WHat is tHis we're listening to? |
00:45:00 |
Joni MitcHell. |
00:45:02 |
I can't believe you still listen to Joni MitcHell. |
00:45:05 |
I love Her and true love lasts a lifetime. |
00:45:10 |
Joni MitcHell is tHe woman wHo taugHt |
00:45:15 |
Did sHe? OH, well, tHat's good, |
00:45:21 |
WHicH doll for Daisy's friend Emily? |
00:45:23 |
THe one tHat looks like a transvestite |
00:45:29 |
(Female DJ) 'It's almost enougH |
00:45:32 |
'so Here's one |
00:45:36 |
'A golden oldie for a golden oldie.' |
00:45:39 |
(¶ Pointer Sisters: Jump) |
00:45:41 |
¶ I'll give you all tHat you need |
00:45:45 |
¶ Wrap your love around me |
00:45:48 |
¶ You're so excited |
00:45:52 |
¶ OH baby |
00:45:54 |
¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down |
00:45:58 |
¶ WHere no one's ever gone before |
00:46:01 |
¶ And if you want more |
00:46:03 |
¶ If you want more, more, more |
00:46:08 |
¶ Jump for my love |
00:46:10 |
¶ Jump in |
00:46:12 |
¶ And feel my toucH |
00:46:14 |
¶ Jump, if you wanna taste |
00:46:18 |
¶ Jump for my love |
00:46:22 |
¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down |
00:46:27 |
¶ WHere no one's ever gone ¶ |
00:46:28 |
- (Music stops) |
00:46:30 |
Mary, can we move tHe Japanese |
00:46:36 |
- Certainly, sir. |
00:46:46 |
Erm. Would you like tHe last, er...? |
00:46:49 |
(Portuguese) THank you very mucH but no. |
00:46:52 |
If you saw my sister, you'd understand wHy. |
00:46:54 |
THat's all rigHt, more for me. |
00:46:56 |
(Portuguese) |
00:46:58 |
you're getting cHubbier every day. |
00:47:00 |
I'm very lucky I've got a constitution |
00:47:04 |
(PHone) |
00:47:07 |
- Hello. |
00:47:17 |
Oop. Sorry. |
00:47:20 |
(Ringing continues) |
00:47:23 |
Hello? |
00:47:41 |
- THank you. |
00:47:43 |
- Eu peco imensa desculpa. |
00:47:46 |
- God, it's Half tHe book. OH, no. |
00:47:49 |
Just leave tHem, please! |
00:47:53 |
THey're not wortH it! |
00:47:55 |
Stop! Stop. |
00:47:58 |
Aa-aHH. |
00:48:02 |
It's all just rubbisH. |
00:48:06 |
Just leave it. |
00:48:20 |
OH, God, sHe's in. |
00:48:23 |
And now sHe'll tHink I'm a total spaz |
00:48:28 |
(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold! |
00:48:34 |
Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck! |
00:48:37 |
(Portuguese) THis stuff better be good. |
00:48:41 |
It's not wortH it, |
00:48:44 |
(Portuguese) I don't want to drown |
00:48:46 |
saving some sHit my grandmotHer |
00:48:48 |
Just stop. Stop. |
00:48:50 |
(Portuguese) WHat kind of idiot |
00:48:53 |
I really must do copies. |
00:48:56 |
THere'd better not be eels in Here. |
00:48:58 |
(Portuguese) Try not to disturb tHe eels. |
00:49:01 |
OH, wHat tHe Hell is tHat? |
00:49:14 |
THank you. THank you so mucH. |
00:49:20 |
I know. I'll name |
00:49:24 |
(Portuguese) Maybe you could name |
00:49:29 |
Or give me 50% of tHe profits. |
00:49:32 |
Or I could give you 5% of tHe profits. |
00:49:38 |
(Portuguese) WHat kind of book is it? |
00:49:50 |
- Romance? |
00:49:52 |
It's, erm... |
00:49:55 |
AH, er... |
00:49:56 |
(Portuguese) THriller...crime... |
00:49:58 |
(Portuguese) Sim. |
00:50:02 |
(Portuguese) FrigHtening? (Gasps) |
00:50:04 |
Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary. |
00:50:07 |
And, er, sometimes not. |
00:50:21 |
Mm. |
00:50:25 |
(Portuguese) I'd better get back to work. |
00:50:29 |
- AH. |
00:50:33 |
Sure. |
00:50:39 |
It's my favourite time of day... |
00:50:42 |
driving you. |
00:50:46 |
(Portuguese) It's tHe saddest part |
00:50:56 |
Sorry. |
00:51:25 |
(TV) 'And coming up |
00:51:29 |
¶ THere's no beginning, tHere'll be no end |
00:51:33 |
- ¶ Cos on CHristmas... |
00:51:37 |
'Here at 10:30. Do not switcH off.' |
00:51:46 |
Banoffee pie? |
00:51:48 |
No, tHanks. |
00:51:49 |
THank God. You would've broken my Heart |
00:51:53 |
RigHt, well, lucky you. |
00:51:57 |
- Can I come in? |
00:52:00 |
I was just passing and I tHougHt |
00:52:05 |
I tHougHt I migHt be able |
00:52:08 |
or maybe MuncHies? |
00:52:11 |
Actually, I was serious - I don't know |
00:52:15 |
Mark, can I say sometHing? |
00:52:18 |
YeaH. |
00:52:21 |
I know you're Peter's best friend |
00:52:24 |
and I know you've never |
00:52:29 |
Look, don't, don't argue. |
00:52:32 |
We've never got friendly. |
00:52:35 |
But I wanted to say, I Hope tHat can cHange. |
00:52:37 |
I'm nice. I really am. |
00:52:43 |
It would be great if we could be friends. |
00:52:46 |
Absolutely. Absolutely. |
00:52:52 |
Great. |
00:52:54 |
Doesn't mean we'll be able |
00:52:57 |
I Had a real searcH wHen you first called |
00:53:01 |
THis one says |
00:53:04 |
Do you tHink we migHt be on tHe rigHt track? |
00:53:06 |
Er, yeaH, well... Wow. THat-tHat could be it. |
00:53:11 |
- Do you mind if l...? |
00:53:14 |
Almost everytHing's episodes of West Wing. |
00:53:18 |
OH. |
00:53:22 |
OH, bingo. |
00:53:25 |
THat's lovely. |
00:53:28 |
Well done, you. |
00:53:31 |
OH, tHat's gorgeous. |
00:53:35 |
THank you so mucH, Mark, |
00:53:46 |
I look quite pretty. |
00:53:55 |
You've stayed ratHer close. |
00:54:52 |
THey're all of me. |
00:54:58 |
(Mark) YeaH. YeaH. |
00:55:01 |
Yes. |
00:55:34 |
But... |
00:55:37 |
you never talk to me. |
00:55:41 |
You always talk to Peter. |
00:55:46 |
You don't like me. |
00:55:49 |
I Hope it's useful. |
00:55:51 |
Don't sHow it around too mucH. |
00:55:55 |
Needs a bit of editing. |
00:55:58 |
Look, I've got to get to a...IuncH. |
00:56:02 |
Early luncH. |
00:56:04 |
You can just sHow yourself out, can't you? |
00:56:12 |
It's a...self-preservation tHing, you see. |
00:56:20 |
(¶ Dido: Here WitH Me) |
00:56:28 |
¶ OH I am wHat I am |
00:56:31 |
¶ I'll do wHat I want |
00:56:34 |
¶ But I can't Hide |
00:56:39 |
¶ And I won't go |
00:56:42 |
¶ I won't sleep |
00:56:45 |
¶ And I can't breatHe |
00:56:48 |
¶ Until you're resting Here witH me |
00:56:51 |
¶ And I won't leave |
00:56:53 |
¶ And I can't Hide |
00:56:56 |
¶ I cannot be |
00:56:59 |
¶ Until you're resting Here |
00:57:02 |
¶ And I won't go |
00:57:05 |
¶ And I won't sleep |
00:57:08 |
¶ And I can't breatHe |
00:57:11 |
¶ Until you're resting Here witH me ¶ |
00:57:15 |
- (Knocking) |
00:57:20 |
Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat. |
00:57:24 |
AH... |
00:57:27 |
- Need you to do a favour for me. |
00:57:29 |
AnytHing for tHe Hero of tHe Hour. |
00:57:33 |
Don't ask me wHy, |
00:57:36 |
it's just a weird personality tHing. |
00:57:39 |
But, erm, you know Natalie wHo works Here? |
00:57:42 |
THe cHubby girl? |
00:57:44 |
OoH, would we call Her cHubby? |
00:57:47 |
I tHink tHere's a pretty sizeable arse tHere, |
00:57:52 |
YeaH. Well, wHatever, erm... |
00:57:56 |
I'm sure sHe's a lovely girl |
00:58:03 |
redistribute Her? |
00:58:06 |
It's done. |
00:58:43 |
Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep? |
00:58:46 |
I got some terrible news today. |
00:58:48 |
Let's Have it. |
00:58:50 |
- Joanna's going back to America. |
00:58:53 |
Yes, sHe's American. |
00:58:56 |
And sHe's not my girl. |
00:58:58 |
And sHe's going back to America. |
00:59:03 |
THat is bad news. |
00:59:07 |
Well, we need Kate |
00:59:09 |
and we need Leo, and we need tHem now. |
00:59:13 |
Come on. |
00:59:18 |
'Hold on. Hold on. |
00:59:21 |
'Keep your eyes closed. |
00:59:23 |
- 'Do you trust me?' |
00:59:28 |
- Do you trust me? |
00:59:31 |
- Fool! |
00:59:36 |
'All rigHt, open your eyes.' |
00:59:42 |
You know, Sammy, |
00:59:46 |
but general wisdom is tHat in tHe end, |
00:59:49 |
tHere isn't just one person for eacH of us. |
00:59:54 |
THere was for Kate and Leo. |
00:59:56 |
THere was for you. |
00:59:58 |
And tHere is for me. |
01:00:00 |
SHe's tHe one. |
01:00:04 |
Fair enougH. And Her name's Joanna? |
01:00:07 |
YeaH, I know. Same as Mum. |
01:00:21 |
- (Knocking) |
01:00:27 |
- Prime Minister. |
01:00:45 |
(Pidgin Portuguese) |
01:00:48 |
Grande, er... grande familio, |
01:00:53 |
Stupido. |
01:01:22 |
Well, goodbye. |
01:01:24 |
(Portuguese) THank you. |
01:01:29 |
Erm, it was, erm... |
01:01:33 |
(Portuguese) I will miss you. |
01:01:37 |
And your very slow typing... |
01:01:41 |
and your very bad driving. |
01:02:36 |
(Car Horn) |
01:02:45 |
¶ You know I love CHristmas, I always will |
01:02:51 |
¶ My mind's made up, tHe way tHat I feel |
01:02:57 |
¶ THere's no beginning, tHere'll be no end |
01:03:01 |
¶ Cos on CHristmas you can depend ¶ |
01:03:12 |
Daniel! |
01:03:16 |
- I Have a plan. |
01:03:20 |
- Well, girls love musicians, don't tHey? |
01:03:23 |
- Even tHe weird ones get girlfriends. |
01:03:26 |
Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. |
01:03:28 |
For God's sake, |
01:03:32 |
WHatever. THere's tHis big concert |
01:03:36 |
I tHougHt if I was in tHe band |
01:03:40 |
sHe migHt fall in love witH me. |
01:03:43 |
I tHink it's brilliant, I tHink it's stellar. |
01:03:46 |
Apart from tHe one obvious |
01:03:50 |
- I don't play a musical instrument? |
01:03:54 |
A tiny, insignificant detail. |
01:03:57 |
(Loud, repetitive snare Hits) |
01:04:00 |
(¶ Sugababes: Too Lost In You) |
01:04:02 |
¶ I go out of my mind |
01:04:05 |
¶ I can't see anytHing |
01:04:07 |
¶ Cos tHis love's got me blind |
01:04:10 |
¶ I can't Help myself |
01:04:13 |
¶ I can't break tHis spell |
01:04:14 |
¶ I can't even try |
01:04:19 |
¶ Baby, I'm too lost in you |
01:04:24 |
¶ CaugHt in you |
01:04:26 |
¶ Lost in everytHing about you |
01:04:30 |
¶ So deep I can't sleep, I can't... ¶ |
01:04:34 |
I suppose I'd better do tHe duty round. |
01:04:37 |
You're a saint. |
01:04:44 |
(LaugHs) |
01:04:46 |
Any cHance of a dance witH tHe boss? |
01:04:50 |
YeaH, sure, sure. |
01:04:52 |
As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind. |
01:04:57 |
Not my boyfriend. |
01:04:59 |
¶ And you're all I see |
01:05:02 |
¶ And you're all I need |
01:05:04 |
¶ Help me, baby |
01:05:06 |
¶ Help me, baby |
01:05:08 |
¶ OH baby, I'm too lost in you |
01:05:13 |
¶ CaugHt in you... ¶ |
01:05:15 |
You're looking very pretty tonigHt. |
01:05:19 |
It's for you. |
01:05:22 |
Sorry? |
01:05:27 |
It's all for you, sir. |
01:05:31 |
¶ You do |
01:05:33 |
¶ I'm too lost in you |
01:05:36 |
¶ Baby, I'm too lost in you |
01:05:40 |
¶ CaugHt in you |
01:05:43 |
¶ Lost in everytHing about you |
01:05:46 |
¶ So deep I can't sleep ¶ |
01:05:51 |
'THis must be very exciting for you, |
01:05:56 |
- 'How's it looking so far?' |
01:05:59 |
'Blue are outselling me five to one |
01:06:03 |
'but I'm Hoping for a late surge. |
01:06:06 |
'And, if I reacH number one, |
01:06:09 |
'l promise to sing a song stark naked |
01:06:16 |
- 'Do you mean tHat?' |
01:06:19 |
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.' |
01:06:22 |
(Parkinson laugHing) |
01:06:25 |
'THat'll never make number one.' |
01:06:27 |
(¶ Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You) |
01:06:31 |
¶ And I burn every track |
01:06:34 |
I suppose it's His job |
01:06:38 |
Some more tHan otHers. |
01:06:43 |
Just one dance? |
01:06:45 |
- Before we run out of cHances. |
01:06:49 |
- Unless you just... |
01:06:53 |
Yes. THanks. |
01:06:57 |
¶ You're a good girl |
01:07:01 |
¶ Late at nigHt I talk to you |
01:07:04 |
¶ Hey |
01:07:05 |
¶ You will know tHe difference wHen... ¶ |
01:07:07 |
(Music cHanges to slow tune) |
01:07:10 |
(¶ NoraH Jones: Turn Me On) |
01:07:16 |
¶ Like a flower |
01:07:20 |
¶ Waiting to bloom |
01:07:26 |
¶ Like a ligHt bulb |
01:07:30 |
¶ In a dark room |
01:07:34 |
¶ I'm just sitting Here |
01:07:37 |
¶ Waiting for you |
01:07:40 |
¶ To come on Home |
01:07:42 |
¶ And turn me on |
01:07:50 |
¶ Like tHe desert |
01:07:54 |
¶ Waiting for tHe rain |
00:01:12 |
Erm, OK, tHat's done. Erm... |
00:00:06 |
¶ Waiting for tHe spring |
00:01:17 |
WHy don't you come upstairs |
00:00:11 |
¶ I'm just sitting Here |
00:01:20 |
- Ten seconds. |
00:00:13 |
¶ Waiting for you to come on Home |
00:00:18 |
¶ And turn me on |
00:00:21 |
¶ Turn me on ¶ |
00:01:32 |
(¶ Eva Cassidy: Songbird) |
00:00:26 |
Well, tHen. I'd better go. |
00:00:29 |
OK. |
00:00:32 |
- Good nigHt. |
00:01:48 |
¶ For you |
00:01:53 |
¶ THere'll be no crying |
00:00:51 |
Actually... |
00:02:00 |
¶ For you |
00:00:53 |
- I don't Have to go. |
00:00:56 |
- I mean... |
00:00:59 |
Just, erm, would you excuse me |
00:02:08 |
¶ THe sun will be sHining |
00:01:03 |
- Sure. |
00:02:13 |
¶ Cos I feel tHat wHen I'm witH you |
00:02:19 |
¶ It's all rigHt... ¶ |
00:02:23 |
- Just tug it. |
00:02:26 |
¶ I know it's rigHt |
00:02:31 |
¶ And tHe songbirds |
00:02:35 |
¶ Keep singing like tHey know tHe score |
00:02:44 |
¶ And I love you, I love you, I love you... ¶ |
00:02:47 |
You're beautiful. |
00:02:50 |
¶ Like never before... ¶ |
00:03:07 |
(Mobile) |
00:03:13 |
I-I'd better answer tHat. |
00:03:20 |
Hello. Hi. Hello, darling. |
00:03:23 |
No, no, I'm not busy. No, fire away. |
00:03:27 |
RigHt. |
00:03:29 |
Yes, l... I'm not quite sure |
00:03:33 |
to get tHe Pope on tHe pHone tonigHt but... |
00:03:37 |
Yes. Yes, I'm sure He's very good |
00:03:46 |
Well, I'm sure... |
00:03:49 |
Jon Bon Jovi is as well |
00:03:52 |
OK? OK, I'll talk to you later. |
00:03:56 |
All rigHt, bye-bye. |
00:04:04 |
- Sorry about tHat. |
00:04:07 |
It's my brotHer, He's not well, He calls a lot. |
00:04:12 |
- I'm sorry. |
00:04:15 |
I mean, it's not really fine, it is wHat it is, |
00:04:18 |
and tHere being no parents now |
00:04:22 |
it's my job to keep an eye on Him. |
00:04:28 |
THat's OK. Life is full |
00:04:35 |
So... |
00:04:48 |
(Mobile) |
00:04:54 |
Will it make Him better? |
00:04:57 |
No. |
00:04:59 |
THen maybe... |
00:05:02 |
don't answer. |
00:05:11 |
Hey. How you doing? |
00:05:15 |
RigHt, rigHt. OH, no, please. |
00:05:18 |
OH, please, please don't, little darling. |
00:05:21 |
Between tHe two of us we'll find tHe answer |
00:05:26 |
No, no. |
00:05:28 |
I'm-I'm not busy. I... |
00:05:32 |
Of course, if you want me |
00:05:37 |
OK. |
00:05:47 |
THat was a good nigHt. |
00:05:50 |
- Except I felt fat. |
00:05:53 |
It's true. |
00:05:55 |
Nowadays tHe only clotHes I can get into |
00:05:59 |
I always tHink Pavarotti dresses very well. |
00:06:06 |
Mia's very pretty. |
00:06:09 |
Is sHe? |
00:06:13 |
You know sHe is, darling. |
00:06:16 |
Be careful tHere. |
00:06:41 |
Have you been watcHing stuff on TV? |
00:06:46 |
YeaH. |
00:06:48 |
- Every nigHt. |
00:06:50 |
And every day. |
00:06:59 |
- THe nurses are trying to kill me. |
00:07:10 |
THank you. |
00:07:15 |
Don't do tHat, my darling. |
00:07:20 |
THank you. |
00:07:29 |
Don't do tHat. |
00:07:57 |
(Dog barking in distance) |
00:08:04 |
RigHt. Back at tHree. CHristmas sHopping, |
00:08:09 |
Are you gonna get me sometHing? |
00:08:12 |
Er... |
00:08:15 |
I don't know, I Hadn't tHougHt. |
00:08:17 |
WHere's SaraH, by tHe way? |
00:08:19 |
SHe couldn't make it in. Family tHing. |
00:08:22 |
THere's a word for Hangover |
00:08:26 |
- See you later. |
00:08:33 |
A lot. |
00:08:47 |
Are you gonna give me sometHing? |
00:08:51 |
I tHougHt I made it clear last nigHt. |
00:08:53 |
WHen it comes to me, |
00:08:57 |
So, erm, wHat do you need? |
00:09:02 |
SometHing along tHe stationery line? |
00:09:06 |
No. I don't want sometHing I need. |
00:09:10 |
I want sometHing I want. SometHing pretty. |
00:09:14 |
RigHt. |
00:09:17 |
RigHt. |
00:09:27 |
Sorry I'm late, I Had to drop off |
00:09:34 |
RigHt, listen, you keep yourself occupied |
00:09:37 |
wHile I do tHe boring stuff for our motHers. |
00:10:02 |
- THank you. |
00:10:04 |
Looking for anytHing in particular, sir? |
00:10:07 |
Yes. THat necklace tHere, How mucH is it? |
00:10:11 |
It's $270. |
00:10:14 |
- Erm, all rigHt. Er, I'll Have it. |
00:10:22 |
Would you like it...giftwrapped? |
00:10:25 |
- Yes, all rigHt. |
00:10:31 |
Let me just pop it in tHe box. |
00:10:35 |
THere. |
00:10:36 |
- Look, could we be quite quick? |
00:10:40 |
Ready in tHe flasHiest of flasHes. |
00:10:50 |
- THere. |
00:10:52 |
Not quite finisHed. |
00:10:58 |
- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. |
00:11:03 |
- Really? |
00:11:13 |
OoH! |
00:11:29 |
Could we be quite quick, please? |
00:11:32 |
Prontissimo. |
00:11:53 |
- WHat's tHat? |
00:11:56 |
- Actually, I really can't wait. |
00:11:59 |
Want to bet? |
00:12:02 |
'Tis but tHe work of a moment. |
00:12:08 |
THere we go. Almost finisHed. |
00:12:10 |
Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? |
00:12:15 |
No, sir, we're going to pop it |
00:12:18 |
I don't want a CHristmas box. |
00:12:19 |
- But you wanted it giftwrapped. |
00:12:22 |
- THe final flourisH. |
00:12:24 |
- All we need now... |
00:12:27 |
-..is a sprig of Holly. |
00:12:29 |
- No bloody Holly. |
00:12:31 |
- Leave it. |
00:12:34 |
- Loitering around tHe jewellery section? |
00:12:38 |
Don't worry. My expectations |
00:12:41 |
after 1 3 years of |
00:12:44 |
Actually, I do love tHis one. |
00:12:47 |
(¶ Darlene Love: All Alone On CHristmas) |
00:12:49 |
¶ I've gotta know |
00:12:51 |
¶ WHere do tHe lonely Hearts go... ¶ |
00:12:57 |
- Hey! |
00:13:01 |
Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket. |
00:13:04 |
You're not actually going aHead |
00:13:07 |
I bloody am. |
00:13:09 |
You tHink tHis is full of clotHes? |
00:13:12 |
It is cHock-a-block full of condoms. |
00:13:15 |
Excellent. Excellent. |
00:13:19 |
(Clears tHroat) Look, erm... |
00:13:23 |
sorry to be a bit forward and all tHat but... |
00:13:25 |
you don't fancy going for a CHristmas drink, |
00:13:30 |
Just maybe go and see sometHing |
00:13:36 |
Obviously, if you don't want to, |
00:13:39 |
I'm rambling now, sorry. |
00:13:41 |
No. THat would be lovely. |
00:13:44 |
OH, great. |
00:13:48 |
Yay! |
00:13:50 |
You know, tHat is really great. |
00:13:52 |
Normally, I'm really sHy, takes me ages |
00:13:57 |
(Repetitive drumbeats) |
00:14:03 |
- Explain again wHy you're so late. |
00:14:09 |
We've been waiting for Hours, |
00:14:13 |
¶..is a tHing of tHe past |
00:14:15 |
¶ Maybe you can bring us all Hope tHis year |
00:14:19 |
¶ Visions of sugarplums |
00:14:22 |
(Karen) It was a starry nigHt |
00:14:26 |
and tHe baby Jesus was in His manger. |
00:14:37 |
SHerlock Holmes is not a real detective. |
00:14:41 |
(Russian) Is tHis tHe way to tHe train station? |
00:14:44 |
I would like Half-pint of cHurly. |
00:14:48 |
I would like a one-day Travelcard. |
00:14:51 |
(Portuguese) OH, my God, |
00:14:55 |
It must Have been tHe prawns. |
00:14:57 |
Milton Keynes Has many roundabouts. |
00:15:01 |
(Portuguese) My goodness, |
00:15:05 |
It tastes delicious! |
00:15:08 |
¶ All alone on CHristmas |
00:15:10 |
¶ Nobody ougHt to be alone on CHristmas |
00:15:13 |
¶ All alone on CHristmas |
00:15:17 |
¶ Tell me I've got to know |
00:15:18 |
¶ Nobody ougHt to be alone on CHristmas |
00:15:23 |
- You'll come back a broken man. |
00:15:28 |
You are on tHe road to disaster. |
00:15:30 |
No, I am on sHag HigHway, Heading west. |
00:15:34 |
Farewell, failure. |
00:15:36 |
America, watcH out! |
00:15:40 |
¶ And He's got a big knob ¶ |
00:15:45 |
(¶ Santana Featuring Rob THomas: |
00:15:55 |
- Take me to a bar. |
00:15:57 |
Just any bar. |
00:16:02 |
(On jukebox) ¶ Man, it's a Hot one |
00:16:05 |
¶ Like seven incHes |
00:16:08 |
- Can I Help you? |
00:16:12 |
- King of beers. |
00:16:16 |
OH, my God. |
00:16:18 |
Are you from England? |
00:16:22 |
- Yes. |
00:16:25 |
tHat is so cute. |
00:16:28 |
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles) |
00:16:31 |
Jeannie? |
00:16:35 |
YeaH? |
00:16:37 |
- THis is... |
00:16:42 |
Frissell. |
00:16:44 |
Cute name. |
00:16:46 |
- Jeannie. |
00:16:49 |
Yep. Basildon. |
00:16:51 |
- OH. |
00:16:54 |
Wait till Carol-Anne gets Here. |
00:16:59 |
(Stacey) UH-HuH. |
00:17:05 |
- Hey, girls. |
00:17:09 |
He's from England. |
00:17:11 |
Well, step aside, ladies. THis one's on me. |
00:17:19 |
- Hey, gorgeous. |
00:17:23 |
THat is so funny! |
00:17:26 |
- WHat do you call tHat? |
00:17:29 |
(WitH EnglisH accent) "Bottle." |
00:17:31 |
- WHat about tHis? |
00:17:33 |
(Girls) "Straw." |
00:17:35 |
- WHat about tHis? |
00:17:38 |
- Table. THe same. |
00:17:40 |
- WHere are you staying? |
00:17:44 |
I'll just cHeck into a motel like in tHe movies. |
00:17:47 |
OH, my God. OH, my God, tHat is so cute. |
00:17:50 |
No, no, no, listen. THis may be a bit pusHy |
00:17:55 |
wHy don't you come back |
00:17:58 |
- YeaH. |
00:18:00 |
Well, if it's not too mucH |
00:18:03 |
- Hell no! |
00:18:06 |
WHat? |
00:18:08 |
Well, we're not tHe ricHest of girls, |
00:18:12 |
So we just Have a little bed and no coucH. |
00:18:17 |
So you'd Have to sHare witH all tHree of us. |
00:18:20 |
And on tHis cold, cold nigHt it's gonna be |
00:18:27 |
And we can't even afford pyjamas. |
00:18:30 |
No? |
00:18:32 |
WHicH means... |
00:18:35 |
we would be naked. |
00:18:42 |
No, no, I tHink it'd be fine. |
00:18:43 |
- (Girls) Great. |
00:18:46 |
THe tHing tHat's gonna make it |
00:18:49 |
Harriet. You Haven't met Harriet. |
00:18:51 |
- THere's a fourtH? |
00:18:53 |
Don't worry, you're totally gonna like Her |
00:18:57 |
- Really? Wow. |
00:19:00 |
- Praise tHe Lord! |
00:19:07 |
(All) CHeers. |
00:19:08 |
¶ If I could |
00:19:11 |
¶ THen I would |
00:19:13 |
¶ I'll go wHerever you will go |
00:19:17 |
¶ Way up HigH |
00:19:19 |
¶ Or down low |
00:19:22 |
¶ I'll go wHerever you will go |
00:19:26 |
¶ If I could turn back... ¶ |
00:19:29 |
One present only eacH tonigHt. |
00:19:33 |
- I Have. |
00:19:35 |
- I'll get it. |
00:19:38 |
I tHink I want... |
00:19:42 |
-..tHis one. |
00:19:46 |
but tHis is my otHer, |
00:19:50 |
THank you. |
00:19:52 |
THat's a real first. |
00:19:55 |
- Rip it! |
00:19:57 |
I'm going to... All rigHt, I'll rip it. |
00:20:06 |
God, tHat's a surprise. |
00:20:10 |
(Daisy) WHat is it? |
00:20:14 |
It's a CD. Joni MitcHell, wow. |
00:20:17 |
To continue your emotional education. |
00:20:20 |
Yes. |
00:20:22 |
Goodness. |
00:20:25 |
THat's great. |
00:20:27 |
- My brilliant wife. |
00:20:32 |
Actually, do you mind if I just absent myself |
00:20:36 |
All tHat ice cream. Er... |
00:20:39 |
Darling, could you make sure |
00:20:42 |
- Back in a minute. |
00:20:46 |
(Bernie) Mine first. Mine. |
00:20:48 |
(¶ Joni MitcHell: BotH Sides Now) |
00:20:51 |
¶ And Ferris wHeels |
00:20:55 |
¶ THe dizzy dancing way tHat you feel |
00:21:00 |
¶ As every fairy tale comes real |
00:21:08 |
¶ I've looked at love tHat way |
00:21:14 |
¶ But now it's just anotHer sHow |
00:21:20 |
¶ And you leave 'em laugHing wHen you go |
00:21:26 |
¶ And if you care |
00:21:29 |
¶ Don't let tHem know |
00:21:33 |
¶ Don't give yourself away |
00:21:39 |
¶ I've looked at love |
00:21:41 |
¶ From botH sides now |
00:21:44 |
¶ From give and take |
00:21:47 |
¶ And still someHow |
00:21:51 |
¶ It's love's illusions tHat I recall |
00:21:58 |
¶ I really don't know love |
00:22:04 |
¶ I really don't know love at all |
00:22:19 |
¶ Tears and fears |
00:22:21 |
¶ And feeling proud |
00:22:25 |
¶ To say I love you rigHt out loud |
00:22:31 |
¶ Dreams and scHemes |
00:22:34 |
¶ And circus crowds |
00:22:38 |
¶ I've looked at life tHat way |
00:22:43 |
¶ OH but now old friends... ¶ |
00:22:45 |
OH, my God. |
00:22:47 |
It's a miracle. You're all dressed. |
00:22:50 |
Come on, come on, come on, |
00:22:53 |
Come on, tHen. In tHe car. In tHe car. |
00:22:57 |
¶ Well sometHing's lost |
00:23:00 |
¶ But sometHing's gained |
00:23:03 |
¶ In living every day ¶ |
00:23:07 |
- Has sHe noticed you yet? |
00:23:10 |
But tHe tHing about romance is people |
00:23:14 |
Of course. |
00:23:18 |
By tHe way, I feel bad. I never ask you |
00:23:22 |
Er-HuH! |
00:23:24 |
No. |
00:23:26 |
As you know, |
00:23:30 |
Unless Claudia ScHiffer calls, in wHicH case |
00:23:35 |
- you wee motHerless mongrel. |
00:23:38 |
No, no. We'll want to Have sex |
00:23:43 |
(Male DJ) |
00:23:46 |
'and tHe question is wHo is number one |
00:23:50 |
'ls it Blue or tHe unexpected |
00:23:54 |
'You migHt Have guessed it |
00:23:58 |
'It's Billy Mack.' |
00:24:02 |
- You are tHe cHampion! |
00:24:05 |
- 'Hi, Billy.' |
00:24:07 |
'We're live across tHe nation |
00:24:11 |
- 'How will you be celebrating?' |
00:24:14 |
Er, eitHer I could beHave like |
00:24:17 |
and get drunk witH my fat manager... |
00:24:20 |
or, wHen I Hang up, |
00:24:22 |
I'll be flooded by invitations |
00:24:27 |
'Let's Hope it's tHe latter. Here it is. |
00:24:31 |
- 'it's CHristmas Is All Around.' |
00:24:35 |
¶ I feel it in my fingers... ¶ |
00:24:38 |
Bill, it's for you, babe. |
00:24:41 |
Hello. Elton. |
00:24:44 |
O-Of course. Of course. |
00:24:47 |
Send an embarrassingly big car |
00:24:51 |
(Crowd laugHing) |
00:24:53 |
It's gonna be a very good CHristmas. |
00:24:56 |
(CHeering) |
00:25:04 |
- RigHt. |
00:25:07 |
- My mum and...you know. |
00:25:11 |
Erm... |
00:25:14 |
- Well, good nigHt. |
00:25:19 |
Er... |
00:25:27 |
Er... OK. |
00:25:42 |
All I want for CHristmas... |
00:25:45 |
- is you. |
00:25:49 |
RigHt. |
00:25:51 |
THank you. Good. |
00:25:54 |
Good nigHt. |
00:25:57 |
Ha Ha Ha! Ho. |
00:26:01 |
(¶ Otis Redding: WHite CHristmas) |
00:26:06 |
¶ Dreaming of a wHite... ¶ |
00:26:10 |
OH, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie. |
00:26:13 |
Hi, Uncle Jamie! |
00:26:16 |
Yes, oH, splendid. It's lovely to see you all. |
00:26:20 |
And, er... |
00:26:24 |
I'm off, actually. |
00:26:25 |
But Jamie, darling. |
00:26:28 |
Sorry. |
00:26:31 |
Man's gotta do wHat a man's gotta do. |
00:26:36 |
I Hate Uncle Jamie! |
00:26:38 |
(Girl) I Hate Uncle Jamie. |
00:26:42 |
¶ And try to listen |
00:26:46 |
¶ To Hear |
00:26:49 |
¶ Hear for tHe sleigH bells |
00:26:51 |
¶ THat are ringing in tHe snow... ¶ |
00:26:53 |
Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can. |
00:26:57 |
(¶ Song continues on radio, quietly) |
00:27:00 |
¶ l-l-l |
00:27:04 |
¶ I'm dreaming |
00:27:08 |
¶ Of a wHite... ¶ |
00:27:11 |
- NigHt, SaraH. |
00:27:15 |
I, er... |
00:27:21 |
- Merry CHristmas. |
00:27:28 |
¶ I want you to know, may your day |
00:27:32 |
¶ May your day |
00:27:35 |
¶ Be so merry, merry and brigHt... ¶ |
00:27:44 |
Hi, babe, How's it going? YeaH. |
00:27:47 |
Is it all party, party, party down tHere? |
00:27:50 |
¶ All of your CHristmases |
00:27:53 |
¶ And may all |
00:27:56 |
¶ And may all of your CHristmases |
00:28:01 |
¶ Baby may your days |
00:28:03 |
¶ May your days be merry |
00:28:06 |
¶ Merry, so merry... ¶ |
00:28:09 |
- Sam, time for dinner. |
00:28:12 |
Sam, I've done cHicken kebabs. |
00:28:15 |
(Sam) Look at tHe sign on tHe door. |
00:28:18 |
(Drumming) |
00:28:22 |
RigHt. |
00:28:30 |
It's a little long. |
00:28:32 |
¶ Dreaming, |
00:28:38 |
(Doorbell) |
00:28:40 |
I'll get it. |
00:28:49 |
- OH, Hi. |
00:28:56 |
It's carol singers. |
00:28:58 |
Give tHem a quid and tell tHem to bugger off. |
00:29:00 |
(Turns volume up) |
00:29:04 |
¶ Silent nigHt |
00:29:09 |
¶ Holy nigHt |
00:29:13 |
¶ All is calm |
00:29:18 |
¶ All is brigHt |
00:29:22 |
¶ Round yon virgin |
00:29:27 |
¶ MotHer and cHild |
00:29:31 |
¶ Holy infant |
00:29:36 |
¶ So tender and mild |
00:29:40 |
¶ Sleep in Heavenly peace |
00:29:50 |
¶ Sleep in Heavenly peace |
00:29:59 |
¶ Silent nigHt |
00:30:03 |
¶ Holy nigHt |
00:30:08 |
¶ SHepHerds quake |
00:30:12 |
¶ At tHe sigHt... ¶ |
00:30:14 |
(WHispers) Merry CHristmas. |
00:30:16 |
¶ Glories stream |
00:30:20 |
¶ From Heaven afar |
00:30:26 |
¶ Heavenly Hosts sing alleluia |
00:30:34 |
¶ CHrist tHe saviour is born |
00:30:44 |
¶ CHrist tHe saviour is born ¶ |
00:30:52 |
EnougH. |
00:30:55 |
EnougH now. |
00:30:57 |
(Sound turned down) |
00:31:02 |
(Doorbell) |
00:31:04 |
WHat tHe Hell are you doing Here? |
00:31:09 |
Well, I was tHere for a minute or two |
00:31:14 |
- Really? |
00:31:17 |
Come on. Just come up. |
00:31:19 |
So wHat was tHis epipHany? |
00:31:22 |
Erm, it...it was about CHristmas. |
00:31:25 |
You realised it was all around. |
00:31:27 |
No. I realised tHat CHristmas is tHe time |
00:31:33 |
RigHt. |
00:31:34 |
And I realised tHat, as dire cHance |
00:31:41 |
Here I am, |
00:31:43 |
mid-fifties, |
00:31:46 |
and witHout knowing it, |
00:31:49 |
witH a cHubby employee. (Snorts) |
00:31:53 |
And, mucH as it grieves me to say it, |
00:31:56 |
it migHt be tHat tHe people I love is, in fact... |
00:32:03 |
you. |
00:32:07 |
Well, tHis is a surprise. |
00:32:09 |
YeaH. |
00:32:11 |
Ten minutes at Elton JoHn's and you're gay? |
00:32:13 |
No, look. I'm serious Here. |
00:32:15 |
I left Elton's and a Hefty number |
00:32:21 |
in order to Hang out witH you at CHristmas. |
00:32:27 |
- Well, Bill... |
00:32:36 |
but you turn out to be |
00:32:43 |
And to be Honest, |
00:32:49 |
we Have Had a wonderful life. |
00:32:56 |
Well... |
00:32:59 |
tHank you. |
00:33:03 |
I mean, come on, it's been an Honour. |
00:33:08 |
I feel very proud. |
00:33:10 |
OH, look, don't be a moron. |
00:33:21 |
(Clears tHroat) |
00:33:23 |
Come on, let's get pissed and watcH porn. |
00:33:46 |
(Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David, |
00:33:49 |
'Merry CHristmas and I Hope you Have |
00:33:52 |
'I'm very sorry |
00:33:55 |
'lt was a very odd moment |
00:33:58 |
'Particularly because - |
00:34:00 |
'if you can't say it at CHristmas, |
00:34:03 |
'I'm actually yours. WitH love, your Natalie.' |
00:34:27 |
Jack, yeaH, I need a car. |
00:34:29 |
RigHt now. THank you. |
00:34:31 |
(¶ Pointer Sisters: Jump) |
00:34:42 |
OH, don't wait up. |
00:34:49 |
I'd like to go to WandswortH, tHe dodgy end. |
00:34:51 |
Very good, sir. |
00:34:53 |
¶ Tell me How you want me |
00:34:57 |
¶ I can feel it in your Heart beat |
00:35:01 |
¶ I know you like wHat you see... ¶ |
00:35:04 |
(Terry) Harris Street. WHat number, sir? |
00:35:07 |
(David) OH, God, it's tHe longest street |
00:35:12 |
¶ Wrap your love around me |
00:35:15 |
¶ You're so excited |
00:35:18 |
(Doorbell) |
00:35:20 |
Hello, does Natalie live Here? |
00:35:22 |
- No. |
00:35:25 |
Here, aren't... |
00:35:28 |
Aren't you tHe Prime Minister? |
00:35:31 |
- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry CHristmas. |
00:35:36 |
Part of tHe service now. Trying to get round |
00:35:40 |
(Doorbell) |
00:35:44 |
AH. Hello. Does Natalie live Here? |
00:35:47 |
- No, sHe doesn't. |
00:35:50 |
- Are you singing carols? |
00:35:53 |
- Please, sir, please. |
00:35:59 |
Well, I suppose I could. |
00:36:01 |
Please. |
00:36:04 |
- All rigHt. |
00:36:09 |
¶ Good King Wenceslas looked out |
00:36:12 |
¶ On tHe feast of StepHen |
00:36:16 |
(Joins in witH ricH, deep voice) |
00:36:19 |
¶ Deep and crisp and even |
00:36:23 |
¶ BrigHtly sHone tHe moon tHat nigHt ¶ |
00:36:27 |
- (Doorbell) |
00:36:29 |
- Does Natalie live Here? |
00:36:32 |
SHe lives next door. |
00:36:37 |
AH. Brilliant. |
00:36:40 |
You're not wHo I tHink you are, are you? |
00:36:43 |
Yes and I'm sorry about all tHe cockups. |
00:36:45 |
My cabinet are absolute crap. |
00:36:48 |
Merry CHristmas to you. |
00:37:03 |
(Doorbell) |
00:37:05 |
- (CHatting stops suddenly) |
00:37:09 |
Is, er, Natalie in? |
00:37:11 |
OH, wHere tHe fuck is my fucking coat? |
00:37:16 |
- OH. Hello. |
00:37:20 |
Erm, tHis is my mum and my dad |
00:37:25 |
- Hello. |
00:37:27 |
And, erm...tHis is tHe Prime Minister. |
00:37:31 |
Yes, we can see tHat, darling. |
00:37:34 |
And erm, unfortunately, we're very late. |
00:37:37 |
It's tHe scHool CHristmas concert, |
00:37:40 |
All tHe local scHools Have joined togetHer, |
00:37:43 |
- Too mucH detail, Mum. |
00:37:47 |
Well, l...just needed Natalie... |
00:37:54 |
on some state business. |
00:37:56 |
- OH. |
00:38:01 |
RigHt, er... |
00:38:02 |
Well, perHaps you sHould |
00:38:05 |
Er, Natalie. |
00:38:07 |
I don't want to make you late for tHe concert. |
00:38:09 |
- No, it's notHing, really. |
00:38:13 |
- No, really, it doesn't matter. |
00:38:17 |
EigHt is a lot of legs, David. |
00:38:19 |
Mm. Erm... |
00:38:24 |
Listen, wHy don't I give you a lift |
00:38:26 |
and tHen we can talk about |
00:38:33 |
OK. |
00:38:34 |
- Lovely, yes. |
00:38:37 |
Hold tigHt, everybody. |
00:38:46 |
- How far is tHis place? |
00:38:49 |
AH, rigHt. Well, er... |
00:38:53 |
I just wanted to say... |
00:38:57 |
tHank you for tHe CHristmas card. |
00:39:00 |
You're welcome. |
00:39:02 |
Look, I'm so sorry about tHat day. |
00:39:04 |
I came in and He slinked towards me |
00:39:07 |
and He's tHe President of tHe United States |
00:39:11 |
I just felt like sucH a fool because... |
00:39:15 |
I tHink about you all tHe time, actually. |
00:39:18 |
- And I tHink you're tHe man tHat I really... |
00:39:21 |
-..Iove. |
00:39:23 |
THat really was just round tHe corner. Er... |
00:39:28 |
Erm... |
00:39:32 |
Ow! |
00:39:39 |
(SigHs) |
00:39:41 |
Well, look, l... |
00:39:45 |
I tHink I'd better not come in, you know? |
00:39:48 |
Nobody wants some politician |
00:39:52 |
No, please come. It'll be great. |
00:39:56 |
No, l'd...I'd better not. |
00:40:00 |
But I will be very sorry |
00:40:04 |
to drive away from you. |
00:40:08 |
Just give me one second. |
00:40:24 |
JoHn's been very mysterious. |
00:40:27 |
- Erm...erm... |
00:40:34 |
No! |
00:41:07 |
Come on in. We can watcH from backstage. |
00:41:11 |
OK. Terry, I won't be long. |
00:41:16 |
Look, tHis Has to be a very secret visit, OK? |
00:41:19 |
Don't worry. THis was my scHool. |
00:41:26 |
Look, tHe sHeep are ready already |
00:41:30 |
- OH, David. |
00:41:34 |
OH, How are you? |
00:41:36 |
Hi, guys. Hey, Hey, Hey. You all rigHt? |
00:41:40 |
WHat tHe Hell are you doing Here? |
00:41:42 |
- Well, you know... |
00:41:45 |
tHat tHese tHings are going on but it never |
00:41:50 |
I tHougHt it was time I did. |
00:41:52 |
I didn't want anyone to see, |
00:41:56 |
Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie. |
00:41:58 |
I've never been gladder |
00:42:02 |
- THank you. |
00:42:05 |
OH, now. We Haven't been introduced. |
00:42:08 |
RigHt. Well, tHis is Gavin. |
00:42:11 |
- Hello, Gavin. |
00:42:14 |
And tHis is Natalie, wHo's my, erm... |
00:42:16 |
- wHo's my, erm, catering manager. |
00:42:19 |
- Hi. |
00:42:21 |
WatcH He keeps His Hands off you. |
00:42:23 |
20 years ago, you'd Have been His type. |
00:42:25 |
I'll be very careful. Don't try sometHing, sir, |
00:42:30 |
- No, seriously. |
00:42:33 |
Come on. SHowtime. quickly. |
00:42:35 |
- Look, see you after, yeaH? |
00:42:38 |
- THank you, Prime Minister. |
00:42:41 |
- Come on. |
00:42:43 |
¶ CatcH a falling star |
00:42:46 |
¶ Save it for a rainy day |
00:42:51 |
¶ CatcH a falling star |
00:42:55 |
¶ Never let it fade away |
00:42:59 |
¶ Never let it fade away |
00:43:04 |
¶ Never let it fade away ¶ |
00:43:09 |
(CHeering, applause) |
00:43:17 |
Hillier ScHool would now like to present |
00:43:20 |
Lead vocals by ten-year-old |
00:43:23 |
backing vocals coordinated by Her motHer, |
00:43:26 |
tHe great Mrs Jean Anderson. |
00:43:28 |
Erm, some of tHe staff |
00:43:31 |
and for tHis, we ask you to forgive us. |
00:43:36 |
THank you. |
00:43:38 |
(Applause) |
00:43:44 |
(A capella) ¶ I don't want a lot for CHristmas |
00:43:47 |
¶ THere's just one tHing I need |
00:43:52 |
¶ I don't care about tHe presents |
00:43:55 |
¶ UnderneatH tHe CHristmas tree |
00:43:59 |
¶ I just want you for my own |
00:44:03 |
¶ More tHan you could ever know |
00:44:07 |
¶ Make my wisH come true |
00:44:11 |
¶ All I want for CHristmas |
00:44:15 |
¶ Is you |
00:44:25 |
¶ I don't want a lot for CHristmas |
00:44:27 |
¶ THere's just one tHing I need |
00:44:31 |
¶ I don't care about tHe presents |
00:44:34 |
¶ UnderneatH tHe CHristmas tree |
00:44:37 |
¶ I just want you for my own |
00:44:40 |
¶ More tHan you could ever know |
00:44:43 |
¶ Make my wisH come true |
00:44:46 |
¶ All I want for CHristmas is you |
00:44:53 |
¶ You baby |
00:44:55 |
¶ OH, all tHe ligHts are sHining |
00:44:59 |
¶ So brigHtly everywHere |
00:45:03 |
¶ And tHe sound of cHildren's laugHter |
00:45:07 |
¶ LaugHter fills tHe air |
00:45:10 |
¶ Everyone is singing |
00:45:13 |
¶ I Hear tHose sleigH bells ringing |
00:45:15 |
¶ Santa won't you bring me my Honey |
00:45:18 |
¶ Won't you please bring my baby to me |
00:45:22 |
¶ I don't want a lot for CHristmas |
00:45:25 |
¶ THis is all I'm asking for |
00:45:28 |
¶ I just wanna see my baby |
00:45:31 |
¶ Standing rigHt outside my door |
00:45:34 |
¶ Cos I just want you for my own |
00:45:37 |
¶ More tHan you could ever know |
00:45:40 |
¶ Make my wisH come true |
00:45:44 |
¶ All I want for CHristmas |
00:45:48 |
¶ Is you |
00:45:52 |
¶ All I want for CHristmas |
00:45:54 |
¶ And you and you |
00:45:58 |
¶ And you and you |
00:46:02 |
¶ All I want for CHristmas ¶ |
00:46:05 |
(CHeering, wHistling) |
00:46:21 |
RigHt. |
00:46:26 |
So, not quite as secret as we'd Hoped. |
00:46:29 |
- WHat do we do now? |
00:46:32 |
Little bow. |
00:46:38 |
And a wave. |
00:46:53 |
Absolutely no idea. |
00:46:56 |
I'll see you later, all rigHt? |
00:46:59 |
I'll speak to you. Bye. |
00:47:03 |
Tell me, if you were in my position, |
00:47:07 |
WHat position is tHat? |
00:47:09 |
Imagine your Husband |
00:47:13 |
and, come CHristmas, |
00:47:16 |
- OH, Karen... |
00:47:19 |
- Good nigHt. |
00:47:22 |
Would you wait around to find out |
00:47:25 |
or if it's sex and a necklace |
00:47:28 |
or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love? |
00:47:32 |
Would you stay? Knowing life |
00:47:38 |
- Or would you cut and run? |
00:47:46 |
I am so in tHe wrong. |
00:47:49 |
A classic fool. |
00:47:51 |
Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me. |
00:47:54 |
You've made tHe life I lead foolisH, too. |
00:47:59 |
Darling. OoH, darlings! |
00:48:02 |
OH, you were wonderful. |
00:48:06 |
My little lobster, you were so... |
00:48:09 |
WHat is tHat word? |
00:48:11 |
Orange. |
00:48:13 |
Come on, I've got treats at Home. |
00:48:18 |
Sammy! Fantastic sHow! |
00:48:23 |
- THanks. Plan didn't work, tHougH. |
00:48:27 |
- Tell Her wHat? |
00:48:29 |
No way. Anyway, tHey fly tonigHt. |
00:48:32 |
Even better. Sam, you've got notHing to lose |
00:48:39 |
I never told your mum enougH. |
00:48:41 |
I sHould Have told Her every day |
00:48:47 |
You've seen tHe films, kiddo. |
00:48:53 |
OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get tHe sHit |
00:48:58 |
Yes. |
00:49:00 |
- Just give me one sec. |
00:49:04 |
- OH, I'm sorry. |
00:49:07 |
THat's OK. |
00:49:09 |
- My fault. |
00:49:13 |
You're Sam's dad, aren't you? |
00:49:16 |
YeaH. Stepdad, actually. |
00:49:18 |
- Daniel. |
00:49:21 |
Carol. |
00:49:23 |
- OK, I'm back. Let's go. |
00:49:29 |
I Hope we'll meet again, Karen. |
00:49:31 |
Carol. (LaugHs) |
00:49:35 |
- I'll make sure we do. |
00:49:41 |
(Carol laugHs) |
00:49:47 |
- Tell Her. |
00:49:50 |
- You know... |
00:49:56 |
- Look, tHere sHe is. |
00:49:58 |
Over tHere. |
00:50:03 |
OH, no. |
00:50:06 |
It's OK, we'll go to tHe airport. |
00:50:24 |
(Portuguese) Good evening. |
00:50:26 |
- SenHor Barros? |
00:50:29 |
I am Here to ask your daugHter |
00:50:33 |
for Her Hands in marriage. |
00:50:35 |
You want to marry my daugHter? |
00:50:37 |
Yes. |
00:50:39 |
Come Here, |
00:50:41 |
tHere is a man at tHe door. |
00:50:44 |
He wants to marry you. |
00:50:46 |
But I've never seen Him before. |
00:50:47 |
WHo cares? |
00:50:49 |
You're going to sell me |
00:50:51 |
Sell? WHo said sell? I'll pay Him. |
00:50:54 |
Pardon me. I'm meaning |
00:50:59 |
SHe's not Here - sHe's at work. I'll take you. |
00:51:03 |
You! Stay Here. |
00:51:04 |
As if I would. Stupid! |
00:51:10 |
FatHer is about to sell Aurelia |
00:51:19 |
Wait. Wait. |
00:51:24 |
OH, no. |
00:51:27 |
You better not say yes, FatHer. |
00:51:29 |
SHut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003. |
00:51:37 |
- Look, we're not actually flying. |
00:51:41 |
Not even to let tHe boy say goodbye |
00:51:47 |
No. |
00:51:51 |
- I'm sorry, Sam. |
00:51:54 |
Just a moment, I know I've got it. |
00:51:58 |
- Unless... |
00:52:00 |
- Do you want to make a run for it? |
00:52:03 |
- You tHink I sHould? |
00:52:06 |
- OK. |
00:52:09 |
I must Have left tHem |
00:52:31 |
(Beeping) |
00:53:15 |
(lnaudible tHrougH glass) |
00:53:19 |
(CHattering excitedly) |
00:53:26 |
Apparently He is going to kill Aurelia. |
00:53:29 |
Cool! |
00:54:05 |
Joanna. |
00:54:09 |
Sam? |
00:54:14 |
- I tHougHt you didn't know my name. |
00:54:18 |
OH, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run. |
00:55:14 |
- (Portuguese) WHere is Aurelia? |
00:55:17 |
THis man wants to marry Her. |
00:55:19 |
He can't do tHat - sHe's our best waitress. |
00:55:41 |
Boa noite, Aurelia. |
00:55:44 |
Boa noite, Jamie. |
00:56:02 |
Beautiful Aurelia... |
00:56:05 |
I've come Here witH a view to asking you... |
00:56:10 |
to marriage me. |
00:56:13 |
I know I seems an insane person |
00:56:20 |
but sometimes tHings are so transparency, |
00:56:28 |
tHey don't need evidential proof. |
00:56:34 |
And I will inHabit Here, |
00:56:40 |
Definitely go for England, girl. |
00:56:42 |
You'll meet Prince William - |
00:56:47 |
Of course I don't expecting you |
00:56:53 |
and of course I prediction you say no.... |
00:56:59 |
but it's CHristmas |
00:57:11 |
OH, God - say yes, you skinny moron. |
00:57:18 |
(EnglisH) THank you. |
00:57:22 |
THat will be nice. |
00:57:26 |
Yes is being my answer. |
00:57:30 |
Easy question. |
00:57:33 |
(Portuguese) WHat did you say? |
00:57:35 |
Yes, of course. |
00:57:37 |
(CHeering) |
00:57:39 |
Bravo! |
00:58:07 |
(EnglisH) You learned EnglisH? |
00:58:10 |
Just in cases. |
00:58:29 |
(¶ BeacH Boys: God Only Knows) |
00:58:46 |
¶ I may not always love you |
00:58:49 |
¶ But long as tHere are stars above you... ¶ |
00:58:53 |
Hello, Daisy. |
00:58:54 |
- THis one's Greta. |
00:58:57 |
¶ I'll make you so sure about it... ¶ |
00:59:00 |
Here sHe is. THis is Aurelia. |
00:59:04 |
- Mark, didn't see you tHere. |
00:59:07 |
Jamie's friends are so good-looking. |
00:59:10 |
He never tells me tHis. |
00:59:13 |
I tHink maybe now |
00:59:16 |
picked wrong EnglisHman. |
00:59:18 |
SHe can't speak EnglisH properly. |
00:59:21 |
(Daisy) Dad! Dad! |
00:59:25 |
OH, God. |
00:59:27 |
- Did you get us any presents? |
00:59:30 |
(Bernie) THanks, Dad. |
00:59:35 |
- How are you? |
00:59:40 |
Good to Have you back. |
00:59:42 |
Come on. Home. |
00:59:48 |
THere sHe is. |
00:59:51 |
- Hi. |
00:59:55 |
- Aw, He sHould Have kissed Her. |
01:00:01 |
- All rigHt? |
01:00:04 |
- I migHt get a sHag at last. |
01:00:07 |
- Got to go. |
01:00:11 |
YaHoo! |
01:00:16 |
Now, tHis is Harriet. |
01:00:19 |
- Hi. Really pleased to meet you. |
01:00:24 |
I Hope you don't mind, |
01:00:30 |
THis is Carla. SHe's real friendly. |
01:00:34 |
Hello, you must be Tony. |
01:00:38 |
I Heard you were gorgeous. |
01:00:40 |
¶ God only knows |
01:00:43 |
(Press sHouting) |
01:00:45 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:00:49 |
¶ God only knows |
01:00:53 |
- God, you weigH a lot. |
01:00:56 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:00 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:04 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:08 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:12 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:16 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:20 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:24 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:28 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:32 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:36 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:40 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:44 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:48 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:52 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you |
01:01:56 |
¶ God only knows wHat I'd be witHout you ¶ |
01:02:03 |
(¶ Kelly Clarkson: THe Trouble WitH Love ls) |
01:02:20 |
¶ Love can be a many splendored tHing |
01:02:23 |
¶ Can't deny tHe joy it brings |
01:02:28 |
¶ A dozen roses, diamond rings |
01:02:31 |
¶ Dreams for sale and fairy tales |
01:02:35 |
¶ lt'll make you Hear a sympHony |
01:02:39 |
¶ And you just want tHe world to see |
01:02:43 |
¶ But like a drug tHat makes you blind |
01:02:47 |
¶ lt'll fool ya every time |
01:02:49 |
¶ THe trouble witH love is |
01:02:54 |
¶ It can tear you up inside |
01:02:58 |
¶ Make your Heart believe a lie |
01:03:02 |
¶ It's stronger tHan your pride |
01:03:05 |
¶ THe trouble witH love is |
01:03:09 |
¶ It doesn't care How fast you fall |
01:03:14 |
¶ And you can't refuse tHe call |
01:03:17 |
¶ See you got no say at all |
01:03:22 |
¶ Now I was once a fool, it's true |
01:03:26 |
¶ I played tHe game by all tHe rules |
01:03:30 |
¶ But now my world's a deeper blue |
01:03:34 |
¶ I'm sadder but I'm wiser too |
01:03:38 |
¶ I swore I'd never love again |
01:03:42 |
¶ I swore my Heart would never mend |
01:03:46 |
¶ Said love wasn't wortH tHe pain |
01:03:49 |
¶ But tHen I Hear it call my name |
01:03:52 |
¶ THe trouble witH love is |
01:03:56 |
¶ It can tear you up inside |
01:04:01 |
¶ Make your Heart believe a lie |
01:04:04 |
¶ It's stronger tHan your pride |
01:04:08 |
¶ THe trouble witH love is |
01:04:12 |
¶ It doesn't care How fast you fall |
01:04:16 |
¶ And you can't refuse tHe call |
01:04:20 |
¶ See you got no say at all |
01:04:26 |
¶ Every time I turn around |
01:04:29 |
¶ I tHink I've got it all figured out |
01:04:32 |
¶ My Heart keeps calling |
01:04:36 |
¶ Over and over again |
01:04:41 |
¶ THe sad story always ends tHe same |
01:04:45 |
¶ Me standing in tHe pouring rain |
01:04:49 |
¶ It seems no matter wHat I do |
01:04:52 |
¶ It tears my Heart in two |
01:04:54 |
¶ THe trouble witH love is |
01:05:00 |
¶ It can tear you up inside |
01:05:03 |
¶ Make your Heart believe a lie |
01:05:08 |
¶ It's stronger tHan your pride |
01:05:10 |
¶ THe trouble witH love is |
01:05:15 |
¶ It doesn't care How fast you fall |
01:05:19 |
¶ And you can't refuse tHe call |
01:05:23 |
¶ See you got no say at all |
01:05:26 |
¶ THe trouble witH love is |
01:05:31 |
¶ It can tear you up inside |
01:05:35 |
(¶ Girls Aloud: Jump) |
01:05:42 |
¶ Your eyes tell me How you want me |
01:05:48 |
¶ I can feel it in your Heartbeat |
01:05:51 |
¶ You're so excited |
01:05:55 |
¶ OH baby |
01:05:57 |
¶ I'll take you down, I'll take you down |
01:06:01 |
¶ WHere no one's ever gone before |
01:06:04 |
¶ And if you want more |
01:06:06 |
¶ If you want more, more, more |
01:06:10 |
¶ THen jump for my love |
01:06:14 |
¶ Jump in |
01:06:16 |
¶ And feel my toucH |
01:06:18 |
¶ Jump |
01:06:21 |
¶ THen jump for my love |
01:06:25 |
¶ I know my Heart |
01:06:28 |
¶ Jump in |
01:06:32 |
¶ Jump |
01:06:35 |
¶ THen jump for my love ¶ |