Love Happens

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00:00:49 Chapter one.
00:00:50 Sometimes, despite your
00:00:54 life will give you lemons.
00:01:02 When that happens, you've
00:01:06 You can wear a sour face
00:03:04 I never should have
00:03:06 Come on,
00:03:09 Finally!
00:03:11 H uh?
00:03:12 What, did you swim here?
00:03:14 This is exactly
00:03:15 you gotta fly in
00:03:16 The less time I spend
00:03:18 I know, I know, I know. But
00:03:20 that I reamed
00:03:21 Your bag is gonna be
00:03:23 But have no fear.
00:03:24 There is a brand-new suit
00:03:28 Where'd you conjure
00:03:29 Well, rainmakers
00:03:31 Room key.
00:03:32 There's a gorgeous
00:03:34 I think you're gonna love
00:03:37 Okay, there's a red
00:03:39 Can you please just look
00:03:41 Listen, all three U nicom
00:03:45 day after tomorrow to
00:03:48 All three of them?
00:03:50 I'm Lane goddamned Marshall.
00:03:56 Burke, for once in your life,
00:03:59 See you.
00:04:03 Coming to the seminar?
00:04:06 Okay. Big day. Big day.
00:04:50 And don't forget
00:04:53 available for purchase
00:04:55 at our booth down the hall.
00:04:58 And now,
00:05:01 the author of the bestseller A
00:05:06 No, my inspiration,
00:05:32 All right!
00:05:36 Thanks, Lane. Wow!
00:05:39 Whoo!
00:05:41 You guys make
00:05:44 I'm feeling okay.
00:05:47 A- Okay!
00:05:48 Good.
00:05:52 Any football fans
00:05:55 Certain co! Ego team not too
00:06:00 They're going nowhere fast.
00:06:02 Then something happened.
00:06:06 An event that changed
00:06:10 The guy started
00:06:12 reinvented the playbook,
00:06:15 He was on the case 24-7.
00:06:18 They went on to win
00:06:23 Well, after all the fanfare and
00:06:28 went upstairs,
00:06:33 and removed his Browning
00:06:38 put it to his chin
00:06:44 See, the event
00:06:47 back at the beginning
00:06:50 His brother, his best friend in
00:06:56 You might be able to get back
00:07:00 Hell, you might even win
00:07:03 But if you don't pay the
00:07:10 I want to thank each
00:07:14 for having the courage to really
00:07:20 I know it's not easy.
00:07:23 I've been there.
00:07:26 How are you?
00:07:28 A- Okay!
00:07:29 Good. A! Right. Say it
00:07:32 A- Okay!
00:07:34 All right.
00:07:46 Perfect. Perfect.
00:07:49 Good. Good. Great.
00:07:52 Come on, loosen up a little
00:07:54 Maybe you need a drink.
00:07:56 Please, no drink.
00:07:59 "Alcohol's no more a cure-all
00:08:02 All right. Now flash me
00:08:08 Great. Give me that.
00:08:12 Great. So, tell me,
00:08:17 U h, my wife died.
00:08:21 I know.
00:08:23 Why tell the whole world
00:08:30 It was a way to coach myself
00:08:32 You know, I never intended
00:08:34 but my manager gave it to
00:08:38 Yes, you are.
00:08:42 U h...
00:08:48 She was driving us
00:08:50 Dog in the middle
00:08:54 Car swerved into a pole.
00:08:59 She died instantly.
00:09:07 It must have been awful.
00:09:11 Appreciate it.
00:09:15 Well, I think
00:09:17 Great! Fantastic. N ice
00:09:19 N ice to meet you.
00:09:21 You take care.
00:09:23 Thanks.
00:09:25 This way, guys.
00:09:28 All right, everybody.
00:09:30 Those of you who signed up
00:09:31 you're in for a treat.
00:09:33 Let's go! Let's go!
00:09:34 Come out in the middle here.
00:09:37 Thank you.
00:09:39 Sorry. Come on out here.
00:09:43 Come on, everybody out.
00:09:46 I want you to take
00:09:48 and tell me what you see
00:09:51 Okay? All right.
00:09:54 Okay.
00:09:55 Lorraine.
00:09:56 Cars. Honking cars.
00:09:58 Good. Natalie?
00:10:00 Jackhammers.
00:10:01 Anybody else?
00:10:02 Stoplights.
00:10:04 A homeless person.
00:10:05 Trash.
00:10:06 Middle fingers.
00:10:07 Good. Excellent.
00:10:08 Now remember that
00:10:13 All right. Now what
00:10:17 The ocean.
00:10:19 Good.
00:10:21 The Space Needle.
00:10:22 Skyscrapers.
00:10:24 Mount Rainier.
00:10:26 Rivers.
00:10:27 Beautiful rivers.
00:10:29 The sun.
00:10:30 Naked hot-tubber.
00:10:36 Wow. Little bit different
00:10:39 And yet, it's the same.
00:10:43 We haven't gone anywhere.
00:10:46 We're just looking at things
00:10:51 Inside of each of you, there are
00:10:59 but there's also this.
00:11:05 We just have to do the work
00:11:08 and climb the stairs
00:11:12 You have the reporter at noon and
00:11:15 Look, I don't
00:11:16 what your
00:11:18 I am leaving and
00:11:19 Sir, it's not that simple.
00:11:21 Our cancellation
00:11:22 Hi. Becky? What seems
00:11:24 Mr. Ryan, this gentleman
00:11:27 Thank you.
00:11:30 You are?
00:11:31 Walter Mayfield.
00:11:33 Walter. Where you from?
00:11:34 Billings. Drove out
00:11:35 Montana.
00:11:37 Yeah. Look, I don't think
00:11:41 Okay. You mind
00:11:43 Well, frankly, my sister
00:11:47 You know, the whole...
00:11:50 I understand.
00:11:52 Can I ask you,
00:11:54 it was so important
00:11:59 My son.
00:12:00 And what's his name?
00:12:02 And when did he...
00:12:05 It matters to me, Walter.
00:12:13 Do you have a picture?
00:12:33 I'm sorry.
00:12:38 Walter, I know how you
00:12:41 My wife died.
00:12:45 I want you to know that
00:12:47 just by walking through these
00:12:50 whether you know it or not,
00:12:56 If you want to leave,
00:13:00 I hope you don't.
00:13:05 Thanks, Becky.
00:13:16 Chapter two.
00:13:20 and, like all things,
00:13:22 Devote five minutes a day
00:13:29 and after a while
00:13:53 Sorry. I didn't mean to...
00:14:11 Hey, you forgot your pen!
00:14:27 Quidnunc? Quidnunc?
00:14:43 What can I get you?
00:14:44 I would like another
00:14:48 for my virtuous friend here.
00:14:49 Tomato juice.
00:14:50 Thank you.
00:14:52 So, as far as
00:14:55 I'm a hair away from signing
00:14:59 I'm expecting the offer
00:15:01 That means TV, radio,
00:15:07 Are you as hot for me right now
00:15:10 So hot.
00:15:11 And check it.
00:15:13 Ted Vernon, the CEO himself, is gonna
00:15:17 My guess, a little warm and
00:15:20 Who knows?
00:15:21 Your drinks, gentlemen.
00:15:23 Thank you.
00:15:29 It's a long way
00:15:30 writing columns
00:15:40 I'll get you a Learjet.
00:15:42 You like Learjets?
00:15:43 Lane.
00:15:45 Come on. You know
00:15:50 You do know that you're
00:15:58 This is your moment.
00:16:00 You have to give yourself
00:16:04 Come on, man.
00:16:07 Yeah.
00:16:16 What?
00:16:35 You're right.
00:16:51 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
00:16:53 Hi. Do you remember me?
00:16:57 You dropped your pen.
00:17:01 Um...
00:17:02 Would you like to
00:17:10 Ah.
00:17:12 Right. Um...
00:17:14 Well, we could bring him along
00:17:25 I'm sorry.
00:17:33 See you, Ricky.
00:17:35 Later, Eloise.
00:17:57 Hey, baby. What's this?
00:18:00 Wow. I was in the neighborhood,
00:18:02 so I figured
00:18:03 'cause I knew you'd
00:18:05 Wow, you didn't
00:18:06 Polished up,
00:18:08 Hey, Eloise.
00:18:09 Hi, Ian.
00:18:11 How's your boss
00:18:12 Oh, he's all right.
00:18:14 The lead singer of the Stereo
00:18:17 Look at that fretboard,
00:18:21 Make sure
00:18:22 No problem.
00:18:24 Did you have company?
00:18:27 U m...
00:18:28 Yeah. I told you Frank and
00:18:33 Frank wears lipstick?
00:18:36 Hey, listen. El, it's
00:18:38 It's business.
00:18:40 You know what? You
00:18:41 No, she's got ties
00:18:44 Listen to me. You gotta
00:18:47 I don't want to hear it.
00:20:04 How you
00:20:06 Pretty good, thanks.
00:20:07 All right. Okay.
00:20:11 What's your name?
00:20:12 Alberto.
00:20:14 See you at workshop,
00:20:16 Mr. Ryan.
00:20:18 You are something.
00:20:21 Say, would you mind signing that
00:20:26 There you go.
00:20:27 Say, do you mind
00:20:29 Share?
00:20:30 Yeah. See, there's
00:20:33 and he thinks he's just gonna, you
00:20:37 But then one day, three
00:20:41 his daughter dies.
00:20:44 And the truth is he hasn't
00:20:48 He doesn't sleep much,
00:20:53 You can understand.
00:20:55 But his daughter's husband,
00:20:57 well, he doesn't
00:20:59 any of these kinds
00:21:01 She was crushed to death in
00:21:08 He's making lemonade out of
00:21:20 When are you gonna
00:21:27 Hypocrite.
00:21:34 Burke, I am so sorry.
00:21:38 God. The balls on him!
00:21:40 I'm fine.
00:21:43 Who does he think he is?
00:21:45 Her father.
00:21:48 Even so,
00:21:53 Forget that. You know
00:21:58 All right,
00:22:00 A thousand times you said no to
00:22:03 You gotta be
00:22:08 I'm fine.
00:22:15 Burke?
00:22:25 So, take a good look at them,
00:22:30 I know how you love
00:22:34 I'll see you tonight at 8:00.
00:22:39 Big kiss.
00:22:42 Love you.
00:22:50 "So, my ass don't
00:22:53 "You think I can't be
00:22:56 "You scared of my cerebral cortex?
00:23:01 "Or maybe you're just afraid
00:23:09 What do you think?
00:23:14 Hello.
00:23:15 There's something
00:23:19 She said
00:23:21 Marty. Slam poetry,
00:23:25 My shop, work. Please.
00:23:28 Yes, ma'am.
00:23:29 Are there any
00:23:31 Just that birthday
00:23:33 Right. Great.
00:23:36 Marty, you did not
00:23:39 Oh.
00:23:40 I was just about to.
00:23:43 You know what?
00:23:44 The sap pollutes the water and
00:23:49 I know, I know, I know, I
00:23:52 I don't understand this. We
00:23:56 I mean, come on. These are
00:23:58 Are you all right?
00:23:59 Look, I just had a really... I've
00:24:06 Would you like to
00:24:07 No, I don't.
00:24:10 Because you weren't this mad the
00:24:18 Tyler.
00:24:22 And some groupie.
00:24:23 Again?
00:24:24 Yeah.
00:24:25 No. No!
00:24:27 I know. It's crazy.
00:24:30 I can't believe it.
00:24:33 God, you know what? No, I can
00:24:36 Excuse me. What does that
00:24:38 It's so clear to me.
00:24:39 Oh.
00:24:41 It means that you
00:24:43 that guarantee
00:24:46 we are going to be
00:24:48 having this same
00:24:49 And you're gonna be shocked at the
00:24:55 But most of all,
00:24:56 I just hate seeing you get so
00:25:03 Am I being too harsh?
00:25:04 Yes. No.
00:25:09 Yeah.
00:25:10 Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna...
00:25:12 Cauterize.
00:25:21 It was because they were
00:25:24 I want you to re-read
00:25:27 The cigarettes are more than just
00:25:32 Oh.
00:25:33 Okay?
00:25:36 "Mental health
00:25:38 "Physical health." Okay.
00:25:41 And how you always say it's
00:25:44 how they lived,
00:25:46 Well, my husband loved my
00:25:50 So, I took his ashes and...
00:25:55 Meet my Stanley.
00:26:02 Don't those
00:26:07 I'll see you in workshop.
00:26:10 Oh, thank him.
00:26:23 ...event next week
00:26:26 But then Julie was wondering
00:26:28 Excuse me. ...arrangements. Excuse...
00:26:30 Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
00:26:35 You like making
00:26:37 pretending
00:26:39 U h, well, technically,
00:26:43 Okay. Will you
00:26:47 Thank you.
00:26:48 See, I happen to know
00:26:52 You get approached a lot.
00:26:53 Probably have since the day you
00:26:56 But you're smart and you're
00:27:00 But how come the guys only
00:27:03 Sure, you're flattered, but
00:27:06 because it has nothing to do
00:27:08 You can't take credit for it.
00:27:11 That's what you want someone
00:27:15 Ergo, you fake a handicap
00:27:18 rather than deign to have a
00:27:22 You prefer sign language?
00:27:36 Smooth. Real smooth.
00:27:41 Ha!
00:27:43 Excuse me.
00:27:45 You know what?
00:27:47 What did you have in mind?
00:27:49 Some sweet,
00:27:52 in the bar
00:27:54 before we consummate our love in
00:27:58 You...
00:27:59 God, I'm so sorry your little
00:28:02 But you know what? I bet the next
00:28:06 or, I don't know, the gym,
00:28:08 is gonna fit that bill
00:28:10 Even though I bet you have a
00:28:14 to believe that you're the one
00:28:17 Until, of course, she finds that
00:28:20 and then it's
00:28:22 And that one thing
00:28:24 that one thing that you loved
00:28:26 is tainted and ruined
00:28:31 Ergo, if you had
00:28:34 you would realize that
00:28:46 Excuse me.
00:28:47 Sure. No problem.
00:28:53 Is that my flower
00:28:55 No.
00:28:58 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, it is.
00:29:02 But I... I took it before,
00:29:07 H mm?
00:29:08 Not that I would steal
00:29:11 All right.
00:29:13 Goodbye.
00:29:17 My God.
00:29:33 All right,
00:29:36 Where's that headed?
00:29:37 He said you'd know
00:30:04 H i.
00:30:09 Don't you look grand.
00:30:10 Thank you.
00:30:14 Thank you.
00:30:20 The concierge
00:30:23 That's good.
00:30:25 Yeah.
00:30:34 It stopped raining.
00:30:36 It sure did.
00:30:43 Carrot-ginger and
00:30:50 You know, I have to say, I have
00:30:52 who has a cardboard
00:30:55 Well, I mean, they're...
00:30:56 They're good
00:30:58 Oh.
00:31:01 Got it.
00:31:02 You know, we take long walks on
00:31:07 He's the kite.
00:31:09 Because he's cardboard.
00:31:16 Your salads. Enjoy.
00:31:18 Thank you.
00:31:22 So...
00:31:26 "Quidnunc"?
00:31:28 Yeah.
00:31:30 You weren't really supposed
00:31:34 They're just...
00:31:38 So, there's
00:31:40 Mmm-mmm.
00:31:51 Thank you.
00:31:58 Well, your concierge called
00:32:01 Right.
00:32:02 My pleasure.
00:32:05 So, I gotta... I'm gonna go. I've got...
00:32:09 It's a school night
00:32:10 I understand.
00:32:12 It was very nice.
00:32:13 All right.
00:32:15 Goodbye.
00:32:24 Eloise!
00:32:28 Oh.
00:32:32 You know, I haven't... I haven't
00:32:38 'Cause see, I was...
00:32:41 And I mean, normally, I'm...
00:32:46 and whatever other
00:32:49 that would
00:32:50 But it's painfully apparent
00:32:55 Why... Why wouldn't you
00:32:59 I don't know, a desperate
00:33:02 whatever shred of masculinity
00:33:06 Okay. So...
00:33:09 So then I'm your... I'm
00:33:14 U h, you are the first...
00:33:17 Because that explains a lot.
00:33:22 It was... It was bad.
00:33:23 Really bad.
00:33:27 Well, I have to go pick
00:33:31 Would you like to
00:33:35 Yeah.
00:33:36 Good.
00:33:47 Personally, I like to put the
00:33:51 I'm increasing
00:33:53 Hey. You do your thing.
00:33:57 I'm still trying to wrap my
00:34:01 You're just gonna
00:34:03 You're slippery.
00:34:05 I prefer "mysterious."
00:34:11 How long you
00:34:13 Oh, I've always
00:34:15 I finally got up the guts a couple
00:34:18 Good for you.
00:34:23 "Julie, we have
00:34:25 No. Hey!
00:34:27 Wow. Nosy.
00:34:30 I'm sorry.
00:34:31 Sorry. I don't mean to...
00:34:32 But these are just...
00:34:36 They're copies I've made
00:34:39 you know, stuck with me.
00:34:42 So...
00:34:44 Really? Would you... Yeah. I'd like to.
00:34:45 Okay.
00:34:47 "Julie, we have never met,
00:34:52 "but I've watched you
00:34:55 "Congratulations
00:35:00 "Love, your father."
00:35:07 May I?
00:35:08 U m...
00:35:14 Let's see.
00:35:16 "Stacy, these are supposed
00:35:20 "I'll be back in time
00:35:22 Yeah, deployed Marine.
00:35:32 One last one.
00:35:33 "My dearest wife,
00:35:35 "Sorry about
00:35:39 Thanks for the visual.
00:35:43 Life on a 3-by-5.
00:36:01 Okay, well, I mean, if
00:36:08 then I guess
00:36:13 I... I used her
00:36:18 for a down payment
00:36:22 Well, because we had talked about
00:36:27 So, I... I made
00:36:34 That way, when he was gone,
00:36:42 Who's next?
00:36:50 Walter?
00:36:55 Not much to say, really.
00:36:59 Walter, there's always something
00:37:04 How did your son die?
00:37:17 I used to be a contractor. He
00:37:22 Only 12, but he could frame a
00:37:28 We stopped by my
00:37:30 I had to pick up some
00:37:33 I told him to
00:37:35 He fell off a scaffold and
00:37:52 J just like...
00:37:55 J just like that.
00:38:00 And every day...
00:38:04 Every day is...
00:38:10 I should've known he
00:38:20 Walter, you said,
00:38:30 I can't even walk
00:38:37 I clean buildings
00:38:43 And I lost my business.
00:38:46 My wife left me.
00:38:52 Thank you, Walter.
00:39:02 There's a dirty little
00:39:07 How many here
00:39:11 Come on, raise your hands.
00:39:13 Who here gets an annual
00:39:20 How many of you
00:39:22 or gave up skiing, biking, surfing,
00:39:29 Well, listen to me.
00:39:35 We're gonna prove
00:39:40 Let's put
00:39:46 Ready? Here we go.
00:39:53 Step, step, step, step.
00:39:56 Okay? Come on, Natalie.
00:40:17 The only thing separating
00:40:21 Come on. You can do this. Come on.
00:40:26 Okay. Walter?
00:40:29 Come on, Walter!
00:40:32 Here we go!
00:40:33 Come on, Walter!
00:40:38 Here we go.
00:40:40 Come on, Walter!
00:40:43 Come on!
00:40:45 Walter.
00:40:47 It's okay. It's okay.
00:40:48 I'm sorry.
00:40:52 I'm not gonna
00:40:53 because I walked
00:40:56 Okay, then it shouldn't be
00:40:59 It's not a big deal.
00:41:00 It's a step.
00:41:02 It's an important step.
00:41:05 Well, it has nothing
00:41:08 Walter, would Stephen
00:41:12 Or would he want you to move
00:41:18 You don't know
00:41:20 Walter, watch.
00:41:35 Walter, come on.
00:41:45 Come on, Walter.
00:41:51 Come on.
00:41:53 Walter!
00:42:00 Okay. All right,
00:42:04 He'll get there.
00:42:07 All right, well, let's give
00:42:11 For daring to kick fear
00:42:17 Buddy, this stuff
00:42:26 How many layers of skin
00:42:30 Not enough.
00:42:34 You know, you can't
00:42:38 You know that, right?
00:42:39 The guy needs help.
00:42:42 Fine, but you can't
00:42:46 This is gonna
00:42:49 Ready?
00:42:52 Count of three.
00:42:54 One.
00:42:57 Lane! You're fired!
00:43:02 Once you sign with us, you're no
00:43:06 You've got all 32 divisions
00:43:10 Within a year, we'll increase your
00:43:14 The Burke Ryan Show will subsequently
00:43:18 Followed by the DVD
00:43:20 syndicated
00:43:23 "Et cetera" is good.
00:43:24 All of this lays the foundation
00:43:27 that taps into demographics
00:43:30 Studies indicate that persons
00:43:33 put on 30 to 40% more weight
00:43:37 Introducing the Burke Ryan
00:43:42 "Finally, a loss you
00:43:46 Ooh.
00:43:48 Look at that.
00:43:52 Wow. Are you kidding me?
00:43:56 You look strong,
00:43:58 Right.
00:43:59 It's a mock-up at this point.
00:44:30 Hey, that was great.
00:44:32 when Mr. Vernon
00:44:34 Hey, I gotta take them
00:44:36 and show them
00:44:39 Did that beep? Hey,
00:44:48 So, where are we going?
00:44:49 It's all good.
00:45:02 Okay, I will be right back.
00:45:06 Is this...
00:45:07 No, it's my mom's.
00:45:09 I'm just gonna
00:45:12 I mean, you're more
00:45:14 Okay.
00:45:19 H i, Mom.
00:45:21 Oh. H i, honey.
00:45:22 Bob left the keys
00:45:24 Oh, great.
00:45:26 Great. How was your day?
00:45:28 Oh, fine. I had
00:45:31 Oh, really?
00:45:34 Mmm-hmm.
00:45:36 H i. I brought you flowers.
00:45:38 Oh. Those are
00:45:42 Mom, I'd like you
00:45:45 I wasn't expecting company.
00:45:48 H i. I'm Burke.
00:45:52 Burke Ryan!
00:45:54 Ellie, you didn't tell me
00:45:57 Well, we're not dating.
00:45:59 I wish you would have told me.
00:46:01 Not at all.
00:46:04 I see where Eloise
00:46:08 Let's show him
00:46:09 You know,
00:46:10 I'd love to.
00:46:11 No, really.
00:46:15 You know... Okay,
00:46:17 My word, you have
00:46:20 Eloise was state archery
00:46:23 No.
00:46:25 Don't be modest.
00:46:29 I loved you
00:46:33 Now how old is she here?
00:46:34 Okay. I got those keys,
00:46:36 We gotta go. Look how cute you are here.
00:46:38 A- Okay.
00:46:41 It was very nice meeting
00:46:42 Hope to see you again.
00:46:46 I am so glad you're not
00:46:49 Mother. Oh, God.
00:46:55 I love you.
00:46:59 Burke Ryan.
00:47:02 Wow.
00:47:04 She loves you.
00:47:05 I really enjoyed that.
00:47:06 It was very sweet.
00:47:10 Oh, Mom. No, no, no.
00:47:15 Where are we going?
00:47:17 It's fun not knowing,
00:47:19 Ah.
00:47:20 You'll see.
00:47:24 What, are you trying
00:47:26 You'll see. Please,
00:47:36 I think I forgot
00:47:38 Oh, really?
00:48:00 What you doing?
00:48:02 Your chariot awaits.
00:48:06 Seriously?
00:48:09 Yes. Trust me.
00:48:15 Have you had any
00:48:18 Not today.
00:48:20 We're good.
00:48:21 Very dangerous. Fingers. U h-huh.
00:48:23 Lock us in. Got it?
00:48:25 Do you know what you're doing? U h-huh.
00:48:27 Ready?
00:48:28 Are we in? Buckled?
00:48:29 Locked? Loaded?
00:48:32 All right, here lies
00:48:37 Oh, stop it. I had a crash
00:48:41 Who is Bob, and why is
00:48:44 Bob's my mom's neighbor.
00:48:46 Current boyfriend
00:48:48 Mmm-hmm.
00:48:50 Okay. Here's
00:48:52 I wanted to pick up
00:48:55 And I wanted to get you
00:48:58 but they've been
00:49:02 So, I figured where there
00:49:22 Heaven is a switchboard
00:49:25 She would D even miss you
00:49:27 Power politician
00:49:29 Baby's got a trust fund that
00:49:33 Get off my stack
00:49:36 Leave a little window
00:49:38 Get off of my stack
00:49:48 Now we wear
00:49:51 Sky is burning
00:50:01 If I had a nickel for
00:50:03 from a telephone truck,
00:50:06 Thank you.
00:50:09 Don't thank me.
00:50:11 Thank you, Bob.
00:50:13 Hey, I got your book.
00:50:15 I'm halfway through it.
00:50:16 Really?
00:50:18 Well, wait till you get
00:50:20 They're top-notch.
00:50:26 I'm sorry
00:50:30 How come you didn't tell me
00:50:35 I don't know.
00:50:40 Well, it sounded like
00:50:44 Yeah, I did.
00:50:47 But that was
00:50:50 Three years?
00:50:52 Twenty-one in dog years.
00:50:59 I had a really,
00:51:03 Me, too.
00:51:20 What?
00:51:21 I'm waiting to watch you strut
00:51:29 All right.
00:51:32 Bye.
00:52:11 Is that the international
00:52:14 No! Hardly.
00:52:16 Come on, throw me a bone.
00:52:20 It was fun.
00:52:22 So, are you going
00:52:24 I don't know. Maybe.
00:52:30 May I just point out that you
00:52:34 and now you're dating
00:52:36 who's not even gonna be
00:52:38 Can I just point that out?
00:52:39 Okay, we're...
00:52:42 We just met and,
00:52:49 We're just hanging out.
00:52:52 Well, just be careful.
00:52:54 Men are hairy.
00:52:58 Thank you for that.
00:54:48 Two minutes.
00:54:52 He gets called away
00:55:02 "Her freckles frame eyes
00:55:05 "Her ears like waking up to
00:55:09 "My first five senses are reeling
00:55:12 "rewound and played
00:55:16 "You and your phallus
00:55:20 "But this Amazon bitch
00:55:27 Thank you.
00:55:36 That was slamming.
00:55:38 Thank you. I tried to mix
00:55:41 with a little
00:55:43 Kick-ass, Mart. Drink?
00:55:46 Yeah, all around, on me.
00:55:47 And can we have more of the
00:55:51 Black Demon?
00:55:52 Thank you. So wicked.
00:55:55 Go ahead, try it.
00:55:56 "Try me."
00:56:00 Sure.
00:56:14 Shit. Excuse me for
00:56:18 Who is that man?
00:56:26 I beg you, please
00:56:29 I'm just enjoying
00:56:31 Since when do you
00:56:33 How did you even find me?
00:56:35 I'm Lane goddamn Marshall,
00:56:39 You asked directions
00:56:40 What is going on here?
00:56:41 We're on the verge of the
00:56:44 and you're off playing
00:56:46 Drinks, gentlemen?
00:56:47 Hey, Lane.
00:56:49 No, thank you.
00:56:52 I will not calm down.
00:56:53 Their CEO is coming
00:56:58 Do you have any idea
00:57:00 it's taken me to put
00:57:03 You know, U nicom didn't even
00:57:06 I know and I appreciate it.
00:57:07 No, you don't.
00:57:08 No, you don't!
00:57:11 Friend to friend,
00:57:14 do you not want this?
00:57:21 You can tell me.
00:57:27 Look, I'm ready.
00:57:31 Okay?
00:57:32 So, for the next two days,
00:57:33 where I tell you to be
00:57:37 Yes. Scout's honor.
00:57:39 You with the scouting.
00:57:42 Oh, God.
00:57:45 Will you relax? You're
00:57:46 I had a heart attack. I had four
00:57:52 So, who are these fine folks
00:57:56 J just people I've met.
00:58:01 Yeah?
00:58:06 Her name's Eloise.
00:58:08 Well, what hath struck
00:58:13 She's...
00:58:17 Yeah?
00:58:22 That's great.
00:58:24 That's great.
00:58:25 So, I'm gonna get back.
00:58:26 Yeah, we'd better.
00:58:33 All right, yo, a pleasure to meet
00:58:39 Should I belly dance?
00:59:59 It's tragic.
01:00:03 It's just so sad.
01:00:05 I know.
01:00:06 I don't know how you deal
01:00:09 Well, I have to deal
01:00:13 I think that funerals are
01:00:18 Actually, funerals are an important
01:00:24 They don't just recognize
01:00:27 They recognize
01:00:31 My wife's funeral...
01:00:34 Burke, you don't
01:00:35 No, it's okay.
01:00:36 Which was actually here in
01:00:42 It was a beautiful day
01:00:44 St. Patrick's Day, actually.
01:00:45 And her family
01:00:47 so we set up
01:00:50 And it had been raining for
01:00:54 But on that day,
01:00:56 The dahlias were
01:00:58 as if they were
01:00:59 It was... It was magic.
01:01:06 That was a healing
01:01:16 Dahlias?
01:01:20 Dahlias.
01:01:22 Dahlias. That was
01:01:28 Dahlias don't bloom
01:01:33 Well, maybe they were
01:01:36 It's getting late.
01:01:37 We should hit
01:01:54 He didn't go, did he?
01:02:05 No.
01:03:05 Oh.
01:03:07 So beautiful here.
01:03:10 Look. Look, you can
01:03:14 Right... Yeah, right there.
01:03:18 Okay, your turn.
01:03:20 Big smile. Time for
01:03:23 It's gonna go right on the
01:03:29 You're not smiling.
01:03:32 Okay, three, two, one.
01:03:37 Say "cheese."
01:04:38 Recovery starts with
01:04:41 I think you're well on
01:04:44 Who's next? Anybody?
01:04:47 Come on, people, this is what
01:04:49 Let's get our hands up.
01:04:55 Martha, please.
01:04:58 I don't know. I...
01:04:59 No, Martha, "I don't know"
01:05:01 So, please,
01:05:05 Let's make
01:05:08 I think I'm coming to
01:05:11 Good.
01:05:13 to stop projecting it
01:05:14 Fine. Work on that
01:05:17 All right?
01:05:22 Come on, people.
01:05:27 I feel I'm getting
01:05:30 Like what?
01:05:32 Come on, there's no right
01:05:36 Well...
01:05:38 It's just...
01:05:42 It still hurts.
01:05:45 Okay, that's a given, Walter.
01:05:49 I'm trying.
01:05:50 No, Walter. I don't think that
01:05:53 I don't know
01:05:55 You don't know how?
01:05:57 You don't know how? Have I not
01:06:00 Have you not been
01:06:01 I mean, you don't know
01:06:02 No, I...
01:06:04 Come on, what is it?
01:06:06 You want to know what?
01:06:07 He should be pitching
01:06:10 If he'd stayed in the car,
01:06:13 he'd be spray-painting
01:06:15 he'd be pissing me off
01:06:16 but he's never
01:06:18 because he's
01:06:58 Walter.
01:07:03 You're stuck.
01:07:07 You can't move
01:07:08 you've got your eyes
01:07:13 The death of your son has
01:07:24 It's just...
01:07:29 I don't know
01:07:35 You're a contractor, right?
01:07:40 Build it.
01:07:42 One brick at a time.
01:07:49 Watch your step.
01:07:51 Thank you.
01:07:52 Good. Trust me.
01:08:08 All right, follow me.
01:08:14 Wait right around the
01:08:18 Now, watch your step.
01:08:19 I'll see you
01:08:23 Okay.
01:08:27 Thanks.
01:08:29 I'm not going out there.
01:08:32 I can't go out there.
01:08:37 Walter. You're not a janitor.
01:08:42 You're a contractor.
01:08:51 After you.
01:09:06 Now let's fill
01:09:13 All right, gang, let's go.
01:11:31 He'd have gotten
01:11:40 Thank you
01:11:47 You reminded
01:11:53 I couldn't hold him.
01:11:56 At the end,
01:12:00 The paramedics said
01:12:08 I want you to have this.
01:12:16 Beautiful boy, Walter.
01:12:23 If you ever need
01:12:54 I'll be right there.
01:13:00 I didn't go to her funeral.
01:13:04 Look, I haven't spoken
01:13:09 Yeah, I didn't
01:13:10 I stopped talking
01:13:11 I threw out everything
01:13:18 Listen, I wasn't judging you
01:13:24 Can I say something?
01:13:27 And this comes from a
01:13:32 With the acknowledgment
01:13:34 is a day-by-day experiment
01:13:42 But...
01:13:44 You're really messed up.
01:13:48 I mean, maybe
01:13:50 to nudge you to do these things
01:13:54 like talk to her parents
01:13:59 whatever Rocky is.
01:14:02 What is Rocky?
01:14:03 It's a parrot.
01:14:04 Parrot?
01:14:06 Her parrot.
01:14:07 He's loud and he shits
01:14:11 It's a parrot.
01:14:15 She made me promise
01:14:16 that if anything ever
01:14:22 I mean, it sounds... It's crazy. What?
01:14:24 That I would release him
01:14:29 And you haven't
01:14:32 No. No,
01:14:38 Didn't you say
01:14:42 Mmm-hmm.
01:14:44 Two birds, one stone.
01:14:45 Come on.
01:14:47 Why?
01:14:49 Her father...
01:14:51 H mm...
01:14:53 It's just... It's more
01:14:55 I'm sure it's... I'm sure
01:14:57 Eloise, no.
01:15:11 So, that's it.
01:15:13 That's it.
01:15:16 Do you want me to...
01:15:17 Do you want me
01:15:20 I don't think that would
01:15:25 Look, you know what? I don't
01:15:28 They probably didn't
01:15:31 Burke.
01:15:42 Did I mention that her
01:15:43 Ex-Marine. Yeah.
01:16:26 A! Right, now. So, you add
01:16:28 that we're talking about.
01:16:52 That's right.
01:16:54 You never thought you'd
01:17:07 Another damn commercial. How
01:17:11 Oh, thanks.
01:17:21 What the hell's
01:17:24 H uh? What are you
01:17:26 What, honey?
01:17:27 I'm talking to Rocky.
01:17:30 Honey,
01:17:31 You know it gets him...
01:17:32 He was doing the damn
01:17:37 Honey, could you get
01:17:39 What?
01:17:40 Could you get
01:17:41 Yes, it's right here.
01:17:42 Shut up!
01:17:45 J just don't cut yourself
01:17:47 I won't cut myself.
01:18:03 Go! Go! Go!
01:18:06 Start it up, go!
01:18:07 What's going on?
01:18:09 Go. J just drive.
01:18:10 What?
01:18:11 Go. J just drive.
01:18:12 I'm going. I'm going.
01:18:13 Come on, let's get
01:18:16 Go, go, go go!
01:18:19 Jesus, what happened?
01:18:21 I got the bird.
01:18:23 Oh, God. Were they...
01:18:26 They will be.
01:18:27 What?
01:18:32 What happened to
01:18:35 One bird's all
01:18:37 Eloise, they never would've
01:18:39 Trust me.
01:18:41 I cut my losses.
01:18:43 If she wanted this
01:18:44 this is the way
01:18:48 Okay. All right.
01:19:11 This isn't animal cruelty
01:19:17 It wasn't my idea.
01:19:20 It wasn't my idea.
01:19:24 Well, let's let him decide.
01:20:10 Okay.
01:20:15 This looks like a good place,
01:20:22 Go on.
01:20:24 Come on, Rocky.
01:20:27 Come on, let's go!
01:20:31 You'll see the world.
01:20:39 No, come on.
01:20:41 Go on, get out of here.
01:20:43 No, Rock. Come on. Go.
01:20:46 Come here.
01:20:51 Fly away.
01:20:57 Giddyup! Giddyup!
01:21:02 All right,
01:21:05 You want to go back
01:21:08 All right, you know what?
01:22:34 How'd it go?
01:22:36 Mission accomplished.
01:22:38 Was he happy?
01:22:42 Are you happy?
01:22:47 It's a bird.
01:22:52 Oh.
01:23:01 I need you to take me
01:23:04 Okay.
01:23:08 I feel better
01:23:10 Listen, you don't have to talk about
01:23:13 J just tell me what to say
01:23:14 No.
01:23:16 I don't... I don't know.
01:23:17 I haven't thought
01:23:20 You know, Burke,
01:23:24 Not the author.
01:23:26 Not the guy
01:23:27 And I just...
01:23:31 You know what, Eloise,
01:23:34 I need you to take me
01:23:38 and I need you to respect
01:23:39 Damn it! You just don't
01:23:43 I asked you to stop
01:23:46 Maybe you're the one
01:23:49 Leave me alone,
01:23:53 I can catch
01:24:42 It's about time.
01:24:44 Oh, my God! Where the
01:24:46 It's not important.
01:24:48 Well, let me tell you
01:24:50 You blew off dinner
01:24:52 I mean, Jesus,
01:24:53 Lane!
01:24:58 I'll meet with him first thing in the
01:25:01 You, meanwhile,
01:25:03 but tell them the DVD
01:25:05 I want it bumped up
01:25:09 Jesus.
01:25:12 What the hell
01:25:14 I can't wait to
01:25:17 Hey!
01:25:19 Is everything cool?
01:25:21 Absolutely.
01:25:22 Yeah? Anything of note
01:25:25 Not particularly.
01:25:26 What about Eloise?
01:25:27 Stop! Wait! Listen to me.
01:25:32 You know, you can
01:25:37 I know. I get all mixed up. I get
01:25:40 but I want you to know
01:25:44 that I'm there for you
01:25:49 She's gone.
01:25:51 She's gone? What do
01:25:55 I don't know, man, I just...
01:25:57 I screwed it up.
01:26:01 I threw all my...
01:26:06 It could've been something.
01:26:10 Night, Lane.
01:26:13 Sleep well.
01:26:15 Burke.
01:26:37 She'd be
01:26:38 I didn't go
01:26:39 Hypocrite.
01:26:40 You're stuck.
01:26:41 You can't move
01:26:43 you've got your eyes
01:26:44 You're
01:26:46 Swerved into a pole E.
01:26:47 She died instant! Y.
01:26:52 When are you gonna stop
01:27:41 Good morning, sire.
01:27:43 What happened to you?
01:27:44 Went for a little run.
01:27:46 You know, Vernon went for the
01:27:50 Yeah. Old man likes what he
01:27:53 Get it done.
01:27:54 I need you to shake some
01:27:58 Mr. Vernon,
01:28:09 Lane goddamn Marshall.
01:28:16 Well,
01:28:21 this is unexpected.
01:28:28 I'm sorry.
01:28:31 Lane told me the truth.
01:28:39 You don't deserve what
01:28:46 I hope that
01:28:48 to somehow give
01:28:53 because if you don't, this
01:28:59 I just think that's...
01:29:03 That's just sad.
01:29:09 That's it. That's...
01:29:12 That's all I came to say.
01:29:22 So, just take care
01:29:45 How's about it,
01:29:48 Has it been a week
01:29:55 How many of you can't
01:30:01 I bet that you
01:30:04 in your living room from 3:00
01:30:07 on your local
01:30:09 Huh? Yes!
01:30:14 We'll see what we
01:30:17 Now, without further ado, the
01:30:41 Thank you.
01:30:45 Thank you.
01:30:49 Gosh, I'm...
01:30:52 I'm feeling okay.
01:30:54 A- Okay!
01:31:00 Sir, I need to
01:31:02 I'm sorry, what?
01:31:03 I got a badge. He's a
01:31:07 Son of a bitch broke into
01:31:08 There's your badge.
01:31:10 You keep it!
01:31:11 We have made a lot of
01:31:15 but don't forget,
01:31:18 it's just a foundation
01:31:25 Excuse me.
01:31:35 You know...
01:31:42 I... I've...
01:31:49 I can't lie
01:31:57 You know, I stand here
01:32:01 and I watch you all
01:32:08 And I envy you
01:32:11 because
01:32:16 I haven't confronted mine.
01:32:25 I didn't want it
01:32:29 My wife's accident.
01:32:33 It was raining.
01:32:36 This dog
01:32:43 in the middle of the road.
01:32:48 We had been arguing
01:32:52 over paint colors
01:33:00 Paint colors.
01:33:08 But what I haven't told you
01:33:18 Is that I was
01:33:24 Not her.
01:33:34 I killed my wife.
01:33:48 I'm so sorry.
01:34:00 It was just
01:34:08 That's all it was.
01:34:21 There was nothing
01:34:23 No.
01:34:24 No, it's true.
01:34:25 It was just one of those
01:34:29 Listen to me.
01:34:33 Never.
01:34:34 All we really wanted to do
01:34:38 We didn't know what to do.
01:34:41 That's been the worst part.
01:34:52 It's okay.
01:36:10 Hey. Come here.
01:36:18 I was thinking that maybe I should've
01:36:26 You gonna be all right?
01:36:27 Yeah, in time.
01:36:29 Mr. Ryan? Ted Vernon.
01:36:33 That was something.
01:36:37 Yeah, that was
01:36:39 That was reality
01:36:42 And if you can't accept
01:36:45 then you can take your deal and
01:36:53 I found it refreshing
01:37:02 Thank you.
01:37:04 I'm sorry. Are we still...
01:37:06 We'll see.
01:37:08 This is why
01:37:10 I'll be right back.
01:37:28 There's something I don't
01:37:31 As far as
01:37:33 we didn't just
01:37:36 We also lost our son.
01:37:40 I'm sorry.
01:37:41 We understand.
01:37:44 And she would want you to
01:37:48 And don't be a stranger.
01:37:50 But next time make sure
01:37:53 I will. I promise.
01:37:56 And listen. Thank you, son. Thank you.
01:38:00 Look, I should have done this
01:38:02 No, no, no,
01:38:04 For getting rid
01:38:08 I love you, kid.
01:38:09 I love you, too.
01:41:01 Hey, I got your bear grass.
01:41:04 Oh, great. Thank you. H i.
01:41:25 H i.
01:41:30 Well, the thing is
01:41:35 you've spent
01:41:38 getting to know
01:41:42 That wasn’t
01:41:45 So, I was wondering, if I
01:41:52 if you would be interested in getting
01:41:59 Yes, she would.
01:42:01 Marty!
01:42:02 Sorry.
01:42:30 Yes.
01:42:49 Chapter 15.
01:42:51 During your travels,
01:42:52 it's important to always
01:42:56 When one thing ends,
01:43:18 Jeez.
01:43:22 Is it yourself?
01:43:25 Yes, who else would it be?
01:43:29 Come on, climb on. Come on.
01:43:34 Hello.
01:43:37 I won't ask you where
01:43:40 Hello.
01:43:42 Back to the salt mines, kid.
01:43:44 Hello.
01:43:50 Goodbye.