Love Happy
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Don't anyone leave this theatre. |
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I am Sam Grunion, private eye, |
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Secrecy is my motto - I never tell. |
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You will notice even my business card |
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has nothing on it. |
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I am the same Sam Grunion who solved |
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Scotland Yard was baffled, |
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They sent for me |
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I confessed. |
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The Romanov diamonds still missing |
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For eleven years I trailed them, through |
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round the Cape of Good Hope |
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From Gimbel's basement, the trail led me |
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to a group of struggling young actors |
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Did the diamonds bring them luck? Money? |
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Hardly. Once again was repeated |
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a story of danger, cruelty, black violence, |
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mystery, murder! |
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By the way, what do you suppose |
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Love Happy. |
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# I'm love happy |
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# It's wonderful to know |
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# And if I do |
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# It's all because of you |
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# Heart happy, I'm kiss happy |
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# Whoever would believe |
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# Why are skies blue? |
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# It's all because of you |
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# Oh, my darling, my daisy, I may be crazy |
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# But haven't you found |
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# That we're doing what we like |
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# Kids on a merry-go-round |
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# Night happy and day happy |
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# I see a future where I'm gonna stay happy |
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# And I know why |
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# All my dreams come true |
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# Cos you're love happy too |
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# Doo-doo-doo # |
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That's Mike Johnson. |
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Interesting dance, isn't it? He |
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That's Maggie Phillips. |
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She's a dancer too, but it's hard to tell |
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This is Maggie's best friend, Bunny Dolan. |
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She invested her last $300 in the show. |
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It looks Iike a cold winter ahead so |
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These love happy kids who were struggling |
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they were underfinanced |
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Today they had already missed breakfast |
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and their hopes for lunch |
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Harpo, the strolling delicatessen. |
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Here he is, shopping! |
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Looks Iike a classy store, doesn't it? |
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Well, in the front they specialise |
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but in the back they specialise |
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Bless you, my man, bless you. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you very much. |
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Quietly, please, darling. |
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Madame Egelichi, you are just in time. |
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Relax. And wipe that smirk off your face, |
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- Yes, madame. |
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Yes, madame. |
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Thank you. |
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It's all right, boys, just leave them there. |
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OK, sign here. |
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Thank you, boys, thank you. |
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At last. At last. |
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You little darling. You're here. |
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- Is the pelican jelly in yet? |
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- I have it, I have it! |
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- It's in the third crate. |
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I want to enjoy this moment. |
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I have gone through a great deal. |
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How many commissars did I marry, |
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- Five, Madame Egelichi. |
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Yes, the Grand Duke |
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Eight weddings in three months |
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before I could track down |
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on its trail from bridegroom to bridegroom. |
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And now the jewels |
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If you please, Lefty. |
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The Royal Romanov necklace. |
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One million dollars in matchless diamonds. |
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I have outdone even myself. |
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- There is something wrong, Lefty. |
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- This is not the right can. |
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- Where is the can with the Maltese cross? |
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This has no Maltese cross |
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It can't be. The Maltese cross was on it, |
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It was put on with special adhesive paint. |
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A generation of rubbing |
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Mr Throckmorton, |
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They take care of people I do not like. |
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Oh, no, let me open it. |
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Those hardly look like |
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- You may proceed, gentlemen. |
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Ooh! |
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Arrgh! |
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Eight marriages wasted. |
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The other leg, Hannibal. |
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I am afraid you have to stop, I cannot |
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Mr Throckmorton is too feeble |
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Revive him. |
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I can't understand it. |
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I can't understand. |
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- I can't understand. |
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Who was present when you found the tin? |
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No one, not a soul. The door was locked. |
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Wait. Yes, there was someone. |
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A strange-looking creature, |
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You will call the police. |
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Inform them that a bushy-haired shoplifter |
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Give them a full description. |
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Offer a reward of $1, OOO for his capture. |
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Have all the suspects brought |
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Police headquarters, please. |
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Say kids, take five minutes. |
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Excuse-a me. You Mike Johnson? |
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- What do you want? |
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- Wrong number, I'm all cast. |
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You're missing a big band. Somebody told |
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You're hiring-a people |
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I'm the most unheard of actor |
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- What's your name? |
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- You never heard of me, huh? |
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- What did I tell you? |
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I no like-a to brag, but the thing |
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I give you demonstration. |
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- You are thinking of something... |
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You are thinking of a nice juicy steak |
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- The exit's over there. |
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- Maybe you need a juggler. |
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An usher? I bring-a my own flashlight. |
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- Hello, Lyons. |
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- You're looking wonderful. |
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Mr Yorkman supposed to be here at ten. |
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Don't worry, partner, he'll show. |
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Don't tell me to don't worry, |
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I am removing all my costumes and scenery |
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He's mad, pulling out of the biggest |
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Don't tell me about smashes. Mr Yorkman |
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- I told you exactly what he told me. |
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Now the next step. |
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or $1100, or I move the stuff off the stage. |
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- As of now. |
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Excuse me. You Mr Lyons? |
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- That's right. |
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I was just talking to Max Yorkman |
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- Are you a friend of Mr Yorkman? |
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- Two heads on the same neck. |
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You know, Max said to me, |
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"Go see Mike Johnson. I'm backing |
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- That's what he said, Mr Johnson. |
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He's backing the show? |
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Use-a your common sense. |
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I've been trying to call Mr Yorkman |
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You don't have to bother |
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OK. Maybe I was a little hasty |
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That's only natural. |
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Maybe he really knows Mr Yorkman. |
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It's a buggy ride, |
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- Am I hired? |
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Thanks, thanks. How much-a you pay me? |
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- That kind of talk's gonna get you nowhere. |
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- Not till we open and click. |
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I'm-a no ham. |
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Ham. |
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Ham! Something's happened. |
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- Who isn't here? |
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Hey, Jim. |
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Have you see any funny-faced tramps |
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There's a $1, OOO reward. |
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Harpo, everybody's waiting, |
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Now we eat! |
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Hello, Harpo. You got-a something for me? |
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You want I should read your mind again? |
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All right, start thinking. |
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You're thinking the same thing you thought |
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That's the only thought-a you got, huh? |
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You're in love. |
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A beautiful girl is-a going to smile at you. |
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That's the only thing you want, |
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All right, stop thinking. |
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I no want-a sardines. |
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Mmm, ice cream. |
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Tutsi frutsi ice-a cream. |
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A royal feast. |
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I'll have these tomorrow. |
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Bunny Dolan, next number. |
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Rehearsal! |
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# Gather round me, my children |
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# Lift up your curly blonde heads |
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# Cos Mommy's got something to ask you |
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# Before you crawl into your nice warm beds |
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# Mama wants to know, who stole that jam? |
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# Who's been in her nice clean kitchen, |
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# Was it little Tom or Sue or Mabel |
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# Who snucked it off the table, |
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# Mama wants to know, |
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# Mama's gonna kick some teeth in |
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# Mama wasn't lookin' |
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# None o' you had better scram |
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# Mama's not the type that gets excited |
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# She slugged those groceries home |
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# But mama's gotta find that guilty party |
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# One o' you kids has to talk! |
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# Mama wants to know, who stole that jam? |
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# Who's been rifling all those goodies, |
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# Seems to me you're acting |
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# Bet you ate that custard |
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# Mama wants to know, |
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# Mama's gonna kick some teeth in |
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# You're that little el-ef, |
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# I don't want that lollipop |
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# Mama's gonna blow her top |
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# You stole that jam # |
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I'm sorry, Officer, but this creature's |
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- Yes, sir. |
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Wrong one again. |
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Answer it. |
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If ever I lay my hands on that thief, |
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I picked him up, thought you might |
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- Bushy hair and funny face, they told me. |
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Excuse me, Officer. |
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- That's the one. |
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He's our man, I tell you. What do we do? |
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- So nice of you to take this trouble. |
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- Is this the fella? |
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- OK, beat it. |
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Don't send him away. The poor man looks |
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And he looks so intelligent. |
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- Would you mind leaving him here? |
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- You can't trust characters like these. |
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- Please, Officer. |
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Thank you, Officer, goodbye. |
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- You grubby little warthog! |
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I must ask you to leave. |
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Yes, madame. |
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Puh! |
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She's giving him the whammy. |
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I am Madame Egelichi. |
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I have been looking for you for a long time. |
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Because I think |
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Alphonse, Hannibal, search him. |
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Alphonse, Hannibal! |
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You will wait in the other room. |
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I think we'll be more comfortable alone. |
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I like you. |
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I like you very much. |
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I don't want you to be lonesome |
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I want to ask you a few questions. |
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A few personal questions. |
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But you mustn't lie to me. |
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I do not like it when people lie to me. |
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I get offended. |
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Alphonse, Hannibal! |
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This creature won't talk. |
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- There are ways of making him talk. |
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- Wind of the devil... |
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What did you do with the sardine cans? |
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Answer me. |
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Oh, take him away. |
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Give him everything. |
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But she was doomed to failure. |
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For right now the sardines are on a table |
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For three days |
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smoked chicken, canned turkey, tuna fish. |
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If only she'd developed a taste for |
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Meanwhile the cast went on with dress |
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All right, let's get set |
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Hey, bobo. Toodle-a-bop-bop... |
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That was fine, Maggie. |
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Madame Egelichi, wearing |
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was desperately trying to make Harpo talk. |
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First came the Hungarian rope torture. |
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For six hours, Harpo sat in the chair |
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And four hours on the hideous rack. |
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An original from the workshop of |
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Place your bets, place your bets! |
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When Harpo wouldn't talk, Madame |
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That meant only one thing, |
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the insidious food and water torture. |
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- Has he spoken yet? |
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- Has he slept? Eaten? |
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Three days without breaking. |
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After I've finished eating, bring him in, |
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You have refused to speak. |
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We shall keep on firing until you tell me |
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Fire. |
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Put that apple back on your head! |
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Ooh! |
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Nothing must happen to him. He is the only |
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- The gun isn't loaded, is it, Alphonse? |
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- There were only four bullets in it? |
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Grab him. The gun is empty. |
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We have been fooled. He can speak. |
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- I'll stop him. |
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I'll listen in. |
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You, you got-a no heart. |
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They wanna sing and dance, but what |
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Who's-a you? Toscanini? |
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Harpo! |
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Some sort of code. |
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Mr Lyons, stop-a the noise, |
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Where is he? |
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Shh! I'm-a reading his mind. |
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Clear your head, you talk-a too fast. |
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That's-a better. |
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He's-a havin' a party. |
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That's-a lots of fun, huh? |
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Hey, what do you think? A beautiful woman |
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What? You don't say! |
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How much-a money she's got? |
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Tell her to come to the Windsor Theatre. |
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Lefty, they are at the Windsor Theatre. |
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He says she's a rich woman. |
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Stop-a thinking and listen. |
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We're in-a trouble. Bring her to the theatre |
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Alphonse, Hannibal! |
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Everything is-a fine. Harpo save the show. |
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- I ain't fall for any more stalls. |
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- It's-a love. She's-a bringing the money. |
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Hey, are you a musician? |
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- Well, I used to play. |
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I say to myself, "This Mr Lyons, |
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"He's got something inside. |
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"Something that comes from the heart. " |
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What kind of music you like? |
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Uh, I like Gypsy music. |
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Gypsy music! That's magnifico. |
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Stop the moving, stop the noise, |
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Mr Lyons, he's going to play. Here. |
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Uh, do you know Play Gypsy Play? |
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- No, I don't know that. |
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- No. |
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- I know Gypsy Love Song. |
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- I only know the chorus. |
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- You play and I'll noodle around. |
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- Like this... |
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You noodle on that, I macaroni on this. |
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Now, look, Mr Lyons, I know you want |
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but please don't play better than me. |
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Are we playing the same thing? |
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Ha-ha, one too much! |
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Ha-ha, that's very good. |
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Now we try the chorus, |
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- You know what pianissimo is? |
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- How long you study music? |
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15. Two more years |
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All right, never mind the pianissimo, |
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We play it allegro pizzicato. |
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That's what-a you call |
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- You know allegro pizzicato? |
00:41:23 |
You know Jimmy Pizzicato? |
00:41:25 |
- No. |
00:41:28 |
- No. |
00:41:30 |
Er, I know pistachio. |
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Pistachio? We'll play it! |
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Two, three, four, five, six, seven. |
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Very good. Very good. |
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Now we play one more chorus. Come on. |
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Well, boys and girls, |
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Our show isn't opening. |
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We're closing tonight, |
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Mr Lyons, a man of small faith, |
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is removing the scenery and costumes |
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Mr Johnson, may I suggest that we do |
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since before the days of |
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perform without scenery or costumes |
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Sorry, I can't go on |
00:44:35 |
Curtain's down, school's out. |
00:44:38 |
Better luck next time. |
00:44:42 |
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr Johnson, |
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Uh-huh. |
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Well, go ahead, say it. |
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- I wasn't going to say anything. |
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I'm yellow, no guts. |
00:45:02 |
- No, Mike, you're just what you are. |
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A nice, sweet young man |
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You'd look stunning in an apron |
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- Here, have some sardines. |
00:45:18 |
I'm not throwing a bare turkey on the stage. |
00:45:20 |
I'm quitting, Maggie, |
00:45:24 |
- Relax, it's over. |
00:45:28 |
We're going to open without scenery, |
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just with talent and people. |
00:45:35 |
- Hallelujah. |
00:45:38 |
- What's to celebrate? |
00:45:40 |
Don't change the subject. |
00:45:44 |
What do you think life is? A fairy tale? |
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Yes, it is. |
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Fairy tales, sardines... |
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What do you want? |
00:46:05 |
Could you tell me, please, |
00:46:09 |
- You're speaking to the gentleman. |
00:46:13 |
- What can I do for you? |
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- You mean in the show? |
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- Too bad, Miss... |
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- Mr Johnson, you must have a place for me. |
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- But why? |
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What I'm trying to say, without breaking |
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calling it a day. |
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- Better luck next time, Madame Egelichi. |
00:46:41 |
Er, you mean the show will not open |
00:46:44 |
Oh, no. |
00:46:46 |
- How much money do you need? |
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Mr Johnson, I am serious. |
00:46:53 |
This is over my head, Mike. |
00:46:55 |
What's going on? |
00:46:57 |
It's simple. |
00:47:00 |
Well, here's our fairy godmother |
00:47:04 |
And what a wand! |
00:47:05 |
Madame Egelichi, I need $1100 to raise |
00:47:10 |
- Shall we go to your office, Mr Johnson? |
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You are going to make me so happy. |
00:47:43 |
He's taking a long time for a business deal. |
00:47:46 |
- He'll be back. |
00:47:49 |
Sorry, Bunny, I promised... |
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I said never to eat your dinner in this room. |
00:48:03 |
Cheer up, honey. Maybe he's breaking your |
00:48:27 |
Well, baby, we're opening. |
00:48:30 |
- That's wonderful. |
00:48:32 |
She's mad about the theatre and she liked |
00:48:37 |
- You can tell me all about it at dinner. |
00:48:42 |
Rita and I still have a lot to discuss |
00:48:46 |
But, baby, I know it's your birthday |
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Now be a trouper. |
00:48:53 |
It would look better |
00:48:55 |
Don't get any ideas. I was so excited when |
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I've got to run. See you tomorrow. |
00:49:04 |
Happy birthday. |
00:49:21 |
- Do you want all these cans open? |
00:49:23 |
But these open cans will attract attention. |
00:49:25 |
- Then put them in the alley. |
00:49:34 |
- You like-a sardines? |
00:49:36 |
- Why, have you got any? |
00:49:39 |
I got something that's worth |
00:49:42 |
- Really? What is it? |
00:49:45 |
It come to me like a flash. |
00:49:47 |
The first minute I see you, it's, what |
00:49:51 |
It's the kind of love |
00:49:54 |
- Would you do something for me? |
00:49:56 |
I climb the highest mountain, |
00:49:59 |
I put my arm in the fire |
00:50:02 |
Er, go and get me all the sardine cans |
00:50:07 |
Sardines? Ha! That's nothing. |
00:50:11 |
I'm going to cover you with sardines. |
00:50:14 |
That's how much I love you. |
00:50:16 |
Watch-a my smoke. |
00:51:26 |
Darling! |
00:51:30 |
My favourite animals, cats. I collect them. |
00:51:33 |
Darling. Darling! |
00:51:40 |
Madame Egelichi, our search is over. |
00:51:42 |
- Here is the can. |
00:51:44 |
- Where is the necklace? |
00:51:46 |
- Really, Throckmorton. |
00:51:48 |
He was eating sardines and swallowed it. |
00:51:50 |
- That is impossible. |
00:51:57 |
I no get-a sardines, I |
00:52:00 |
- What? |
00:52:02 |
- I have no use for them. |
00:52:06 |
Smelts? Smoked whitebait? |
00:52:08 |
I get you any kind of fish you like! |
00:52:10 |
I love you! |
00:52:45 |
Go away! |
00:52:52 |
Go away! I'm sure your new partner's |
00:52:57 |
Oh, Harpo, I thought it was... |
00:53:12 |
This is where you live, isn't it, Harpo? |
00:53:17 |
It must be wonderful to be like you, Harpo. |
00:53:21 |
You live alone. |
00:53:23 |
That is... you don't need other people. |
00:53:27 |
You don't depend on them. |
00:53:29 |
You never get hurt. |
00:54:10 |
Oh, Harpo, you're wonderful. |
00:54:16 |
Harpo, I've got an idea. |
00:54:19 |
I've been a fool, |
00:54:24 |
But it's not too late. |
00:54:26 |
He'll still give me the part, |
00:54:29 |
Mr Hammerstein. |
00:54:31 |
Can you imagine me |
00:54:35 |
A star. A real star. |
00:54:39 |
And I'll work. |
00:54:43 |
I'll work, and keep going, and get famous. |
00:54:46 |
And we'll be rich together. |
00:54:49 |
And, Harpo, you'll be with me. |
00:54:51 |
Because you've always loved me. |
00:54:55 |
I haven't anyone except you. |
00:54:58 |
And, from now on, |
00:55:00 |
We'll be famous together. We'll scale |
00:55:06 |
A star and her manager. |
00:55:09 |
We'll be important people. Harpo. |
00:55:11 |
You'll be the most influential manager |
00:55:15 |
You'll have a whole suite of offices |
00:55:18 |
and a great, big, shiny mahogany desk. |
00:55:22 |
You'll be just as famous as me, Harpo. |
00:55:25 |
Everyone will come to your office |
00:55:29 |
all the great stars |
00:55:32 |
to beg you to help them. |
00:55:34 |
You'll audition |
00:55:36 |
They'll want advice about new plays, |
00:55:40 |
begging to work in your productions, |
00:55:44 |
You'll be rich and important, Harpo. |
00:55:48 |
We'll have everything we ever dreamed of. |
00:56:05 |
I'm sorry, Harpo. |
00:56:07 |
I'm afraid everything isn't very much |
00:56:13 |
And on my birthday too. |
00:56:16 |
He had to do it on my birthday. |
00:56:19 |
Yes, and he knew it was. |
00:56:22 |
I hope I never... |
00:56:24 |
never have another birthday! |
00:58:11 |
Oh... |
00:58:13 |
Harpo. |
00:58:17 |
Oh, Harpo. |
00:58:20 |
Oh, what would I do without you? |
00:58:25 |
You've made this the nicest birthday |
01:01:35 |
At last the show was opening. |
01:01:38 |
When Mackinaw reported that Madame |
01:01:42 |
I knew a crisis was at hand. |
01:01:45 |
Now I was close to what I had |
01:01:48 |
Madame Egelichi. |
01:01:52 |
Immediately, I started for the theatre. |
01:01:56 |
Mackinaw, I have a full record of the case |
01:01:59 |
and tonight at the opening, |
01:02:02 |
For Madame Egelichi will be in the front box, |
01:02:08 |
But, if you take away his silk hat, |
01:02:11 |
you'll have me, shivering in my underwear. |
01:02:14 |
- How jolly! |
01:02:16 |
We will be just in time |
01:02:24 |
- Good evening. |
01:02:26 |
Don't fret about it. You can always change |
01:02:32 |
Hey, that's not my suit you're pulling. |
01:02:34 |
Give me the diamond necklace. |
01:02:36 |
We've only just met |
01:02:39 |
I am from the Romanovs. To recover |
01:02:44 |
Zlotys. Did you ever try to spend a zloty |
01:02:48 |
The diamonds. |
01:02:49 |
Or in one hour you die. |
01:02:52 |
Mackinaw, allow me to introduce |
01:03:06 |
At the next musical note, |
01:03:08 |
the end of my life will be brought to you |
01:03:12 |
Is your watch fast? I'll |
01:03:14 |
A few more grains of sand to fall |
01:03:18 |
I think I am ready. |
01:03:27 |
Come in. |
01:03:40 |
Is there anything I can do for you? |
01:03:44 |
Mr Grunion, I want you to help me. |
01:03:47 |
I have a little sand left, |
01:03:50 |
Some men are following me. |
01:03:52 |
Really? I can't understand why. |
01:03:59 |
- I advise you to leave. |
01:04:02 |
If I'm not back tonight, go ahead without me. |
01:04:09 |
That's been the history of all my romances. |
01:04:38 |
Curtain time five minutes. |
01:04:54 |
- All right, I'm a heel. |
01:04:57 |
Could you love a heel that's been repaired? |
01:05:00 |
I came back last night to get you, |
01:05:03 |
- You did? |
01:05:08 |
- What's all that? |
01:05:11 |
- I thought it might improve the costume. |
01:05:16 |
Tomorrow, if we're not stoned to death |
01:05:20 |
I'll get you a real gem |
01:05:22 |
for the proper finger. |
01:05:25 |
Mike... |
01:05:49 |
- Faustino, get ready, you're on soon. |
01:06:02 |
We want the diamonds! |
01:06:04 |
You had them on. |
01:06:06 |
- I don't know. |
01:06:09 |
- She'll talk to Madame Egelichi. |
01:06:12 |
Let go of me, let me go! |
01:06:15 |
Here, Bill. |
01:06:20 |
Where'd you hide 'em? |
01:06:22 |
Maggie... |
01:06:24 |
What's going on here? You let go of her! |
01:06:31 |
Let's search the place |
01:06:38 |
You want I should read your mind? |
01:06:41 |
I'm-a too busy now, |
01:06:44 |
You're too excited, I can't read your mind. |
01:06:46 |
All right, I read-a your mind. |
01:06:50 |
Yeah, it's a dame. |
01:06:52 |
All the time you got a dame on your mind. |
01:06:55 |
It's-a no dame, it's a nice gal. |
01:06:58 |
Yeah, what about a nice gal? |
01:07:02 |
Ha-ha, that's what you call a nice gal? |
01:07:06 |
A dog? What about a dog? |
01:07:09 |
A big dog? A police dog? |
01:07:11 |
A big, big dog? |
01:07:13 |
Saint Bernardo! Even bigger? |
01:07:16 |
Great Dane! |
01:07:18 |
What about a Great Dane? |
01:07:20 |
Great Dane got a dimple? Whiskers? |
01:07:23 |
That's my jaw. Great Dane, jaw. |
01:07:28 |
Great Dane jaw, Great Dane jaw... |
01:07:30 |
Great danger! |
01:07:32 |
Who's the girl in great danger? |
01:07:37 |
I can't read-a your hand, |
01:07:42 |
Ha, that's a billy goat. |
01:07:45 |
That's-a Jolson. You sing-a mammy, |
01:07:49 |
Mammy. Mammy. |
01:07:51 |
Mammy. Ma... |
01:07:55 |
Ma. Ma? |
01:07:57 |
Ma? Ma? Ma what? |
01:08:01 |
Ma what? Ma what? |
01:08:06 |
You open the door... with a key. |
01:08:10 |
Ma, key. |
01:08:12 |
Ma, key. Ma, key. Ma, key. Ma, key. Ma, k... |
01:08:16 |
Maggie! Maggie! |
01:08:19 |
Oh, smart, huh? Oh, I catch on quick. |
01:08:23 |
Maggie's in-a great danger. |
01:08:28 |
That's a bird. A seagull? |
01:08:30 |
A bigger bird? A turkey bird? |
01:08:32 |
A big, big bird? A stool pigeon! |
01:08:35 |
Yankee Doodle. Yankee Doodle bird! |
01:08:39 |
That's the flag. |
01:08:42 |
On top of the flag. It's-a eagle! Eagle! |
01:08:45 |
Eagle. What about an eagle? |
01:08:47 |
Eagle scratch? Eagle tickle? |
01:08:49 |
Eagle got fleas? Eagle nervous? |
01:08:52 |
Ah, stop, you making me itchy. |
01:08:54 |
Ltchy? Eagle, itchy. Eagle, itchy. |
01:08:58 |
Egelichi! Egelichi! |
01:09:00 |
Oh, Egelichi. |
01:09:04 |
A horse. A horse run away with Maggie? |
01:09:10 |
Hammer and nail. |
01:09:12 |
No hammer. A nail. |
01:09:14 |
A big nail. A little nail. |
01:09:16 |
Little bitsy nail. Little bitsy... |
01:09:18 |
Tack. A tack. Tack. |
01:09:21 |
Wet tack. |
01:09:23 |
Wet tack. Wet tack. |
01:09:26 |
Horse, wet tack. Horse, wet tack. |
01:09:29 |
Horse, wet track. Horse, wet track. |
01:09:31 |
Mudder! Mudder! |
01:09:33 |
Mudder. Mudder. Mudder. |
01:09:37 |
A mudder? A mudder? |
01:09:38 |
A mudder? A mudder? |
01:09:41 |
A murder? A murder? A murder? |
01:09:43 |
Murder! Murder! |
01:09:46 |
Oh! Come on, let's go. |
01:09:50 |
- Good luck, Bunny. |
01:09:56 |
Give us the diamonds |
01:09:58 |
They want-a diamonds! |
01:10:01 |
- What are we gonna do? |
01:10:05 |
This is opening night, let's hear those |
01:10:10 |
Perfumes from Hindustan. |
01:10:12 |
Oils from Arabia. |
01:10:14 |
Diamonds from Africa. |
01:10:28 |
- We'll take her to the hotel. |
01:10:31 |
We'll keep her till she tells us |
01:10:35 |
Don't take her away! |
01:10:38 |
- Where are they? |
01:10:41 |
Don't let them escape! |
01:10:46 |
Harpo, this way! |
01:10:51 |
Help me hold the door. |
01:10:56 |
If they find out we no got the diamonds, |
01:11:00 |
Now I gotta get back. Hurry, you go! |
01:11:09 |
That way, Hannibal! |
01:11:36 |
Aha, there he is! |
01:11:51 |
Hurry up, hurry up! |
01:12:09 |
Grab him! |
01:12:11 |
- He was right here. |
01:12:17 |
What are you doing, you idiots? Grab him! |
01:12:19 |
Oh! |
01:12:36 |
There he is! |
01:12:39 |
That's where I saw him. |
01:12:58 |
Head him off at the other roof. |
01:15:39 |
Beautiful, beautiful! Go take your bow! |
01:15:42 |
I gotta no time. I gotta give 'em |
01:15:45 |
- Who's got diamonds? |
01:15:47 |
I save-a Harpo, I save-a the show! |
01:15:49 |
I'm-a the hero, nobody else! |
01:17:19 |
Hey! Hey! I got 'em! |
01:17:22 |
Hey! Hey! Leave Harpo alone! |
01:17:25 |
Here's the real diamonds. Look! Look! |
01:17:30 |
I got him. |
01:17:44 |
Ooh! Oh! |
01:18:04 |
The odds were stacked against me, |
01:18:12 |
At the risk of death, I fearlessly |
01:18:41 |
Ah, Madame Egelichi. |
01:18:45 |
Yes, I do. |
01:18:48 |
- No, I mean before that. |
01:18:51 |
This time I am going to get the diamonds, |
01:18:54 |
and nobody's going to stop me. |
01:19:02 |
No, I'm not gonna follow you and get shot. |
01:19:04 |
If I was half-shot, I'd follow you. |
01:19:34 |
I'll take those. |
01:19:38 |
- Give me those diamonds, you fool. |
01:19:42 |
Now, what are you going to give me? |
01:19:45 |
- That's not what I want. |
01:19:48 |
Those are the real ones. |
01:20:12 |
He's up there! |
01:20:15 |
There he is again! |
01:20:22 |
- Where is he? |
01:20:24 |
- That's where I saw him. |
01:20:26 |
There he is. After him! |
01:20:29 |
Where is he? |
01:20:32 |
- Right there. |
01:20:36 |
Where is he? |
01:20:40 |
There he is! |
01:20:43 |
I'll get him. |
01:21:04 |
No! |
01:21:29 |
Good work, my man, |
01:21:32 |
From now on I'll take care of you. |
01:21:47 |
I'm in complete command of the situation. |
01:21:58 |
I didn't see a thing, |
01:22:00 |
Search him. |
01:22:04 |
Oh, no, I'm not going to get into that. |
01:22:08 |
If this were a French picture I could do it. |
01:22:13 |
- I'll search him myself. |
01:22:15 |
The diamonds kept us apart too long. |
01:22:22 |
I'd kill anyone |
01:22:32 |
Grunion, darling. |
01:22:35 |
Careful, you're singeing my coat. |
01:22:37 |
I don't care about the diamonds. |
01:22:41 |
So you finally fell for me, eh? |
01:22:44 |
Yes. This is the sweetest moment of my life. |
01:22:47 |
Come, my darling. |
01:22:48 |
Goodbye, old man. It was nice knowing you. |
01:22:53 |
- You're tickling my change pocket! |
01:22:57 |
What fun we'll have. |
01:23:02 |
First we'll stop at the unemployment |
01:23:18 |
And that's how it ended, |
01:23:20 |
with the diamonds in the pocket |
01:23:23 |
who disappeared with them, |
01:23:28 |
That was six cases ago. I'm now on |
01:23:33 |
I have tracked them down |
01:23:36 |
Answer that, my man. |
01:23:41 |
I'm busy. |
01:23:46 |
Gin, huh? |
01:23:48 |
10, 30, 40, 47, 50, 60... |
01:23:50 |
A fine assistant. |
01:23:52 |
There goes-a my coat. |
01:23:56 |
Yes? |
01:23:57 |
Yes, dear. Yes, I'll be home, dear. |
01:24:00 |
No, I won't be late, dear. |
01:24:03 |
Yes, dear. Goodbye, dear. |
01:24:07 |
My wife. |
01:24:09 |
Formerly Madame Egelichi. |
01:24:13 |
# Love happy, I'm love happy |
01:24:16 |
# It's wonderful |
01:24:19 |
# And I know why |
01:24:21 |
# All my dreams come true |
01:24:24 |
# Cos you're love happy too # |