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Lucky Luke
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| 00:01:36 |
Thanks, Ma. |
| 00:01:47 |
Who are they, Pa? |
| 00:02:06 |
Get inside, John. |
| 00:02:18 |
He's hurt. Let us in. |
| 00:02:20 |
- I'll tendto him. |
| 00:02:22 |
The Cheaters' Gang is over with. |
| 00:02:25 |
- Cheaters never lose. Never! |
| 00:02:28 |
Kill them! |
| 00:02:31 |
- Get your Colt. |
| 00:03:14 |
Go, Molly! |
| 00:03:19 |
You were lucky, John Luke. |
| 00:03:22 |
You dodged the Cheaters' Gang. |
| 00:03:26 |
And no one ever dodges a Cheater. |
| 00:03:29 |
Believe me, you're... |
| 00:03:35 |
You beat death! |
| 00:03:37 |
You're lucky! You're... |
| 00:03:40 |
You're... Lucky Luke! |
| 00:05:38 |
Got it already. |
| 00:05:40 |
Got it already. |
| 00:05:44 |
''American Hero''... |
| 00:05:47 |
Got it already. |
| 00:06:03 |
Lucky Luke! |
| 00:06:06 |
Captain Mac Straggle, 20th Cavalry. |
| 00:06:08 |
Colonel Mac Straggle has a message |
| 00:06:12 |
Thank the President |
| 00:06:16 |
but I'm on vacation. |
| 00:06:17 |
He says he's on vaca... |
| 00:06:19 |
There's no vacation |
| 00:06:22 |
Kid, I know your father well. |
| 00:06:25 |
He knows I stick to my guns. |
| 00:06:27 |
He says I stick... |
| 00:06:31 |
I'm going to tease pike |
| 00:06:34 |
Tell the President |
| 00:06:37 |
You can tell him yourself, |
| 00:07:04 |
We lead in 2 states |
| 00:07:08 |
I won't lose the election! |
| 00:07:09 |
This transcontinental railroad |
| 00:07:13 |
With the coasts linked, |
| 00:07:15 |
America will exist. |
| 00:07:16 |
Shortly, sir. |
| 00:07:19 |
will connect in Golden City |
| 00:07:22 |
That's too long. |
| 00:07:23 |
We have to finish |
| 00:07:28 |
The tracks will join... |
| 00:07:30 |
- Daisy Town? |
| 00:07:32 |
-Too dangerous. |
| 00:07:35 |
Destroy Daisy Town! |
| 00:07:39 |
Whoever harms my pretty Daisy |
| 00:07:47 |
Don't get him wrong. |
| 00:07:49 |
The Daisy Town |
| 00:07:51 |
was heaven on Earth. |
| 00:07:53 |
Mr. Maurice Austin Cooper, |
| 00:07:55 |
Governor of Utah! |
| 00:08:02 |
President... |
| 00:08:04 |
gentlemen... |
| 00:08:06 |
Pardon my being sentimental, but... |
| 00:08:09 |
I'm recalling how |
| 00:08:12 |
on July 2, 1831 , |
| 00:08:14 |
I came from Ireland |
| 00:08:15 |
on the same boat as his father. |
| 00:08:19 |
The Lukes tilled |
| 00:08:22 |
where our cattle grazed in peace. |
| 00:08:26 |
But nowadays... |
| 00:08:29 |
the area is infested |
| 00:08:31 |
with desperados and Indians. |
| 00:08:34 |
You know me, Winston. |
| 00:08:35 |
If I were you... |
| 00:08:37 |
But you're not. Not yet. |
| 00:08:38 |
Let me finish this term |
| 00:08:40 |
and maybe even another. |
| 00:08:42 |
Here, Cooper. |
| 00:08:46 |
In 3 weeks I'll drive in this spike |
| 00:08:51 |
- Mr. President, don't do it! |
| 00:08:53 |
I want Mr. Luke to establish order |
| 00:08:57 |
Do you accept this mission? |
| 00:09:14 |
Yep. |
| 00:09:16 |
How long will it take |
| 00:09:19 |
48 hours. |
| 00:09:24 |
Cigarette, anyone? |
| 00:09:25 |
Still not smoking? |
| 00:09:26 |
I have an Apatchi. |
| 00:09:29 |
Still not smoking! |
| 00:09:30 |
He quit! |
| 00:09:36 |
Take care, Coop. |
| 00:09:41 |
You're not obliged |
| 00:09:44 |
That place is full of ghosts |
| 00:09:47 |
I'll speak to the President. |
| 00:09:52 |
I gave him my word. |
| 00:09:54 |
Think it over. |
| 00:09:56 |
I'm not made for thinking. |
| 00:10:15 |
It's him, Miss! Lucky Luke! |
| 00:10:19 |
That's enough kids. |
| 00:10:20 |
Stay here. Be good. |
| 00:10:24 |
Here! |
| 00:10:26 |
I love you! |
| 00:10:28 |
You're too lucky, Lucky Luke! |
| 00:10:31 |
Way too lucky! |
| 00:10:34 |
You're lucky, John Luke. |
| 00:10:36 |
Very lucky! |
| 00:10:39 |
You dodged the Cheaters'Gang. |
| 00:10:42 |
You're lucky. You're... |
| 00:10:45 |
Lucky Luke! |
| 00:10:47 |
BIRTHPLACE OF LUCKY LUKE |
| 00:11:14 |
Boots, size 54. |
| 00:11:23 |
Andfor the horse? |
| 00:12:33 |
Rain coming. |
| 00:12:40 |
Up, you maggots! |
| 00:12:53 |
You never get sick |
| 00:12:56 |
Lucky Luke, |
| 00:13:00 |
You never got over |
| 00:13:05 |
That cod-face of yours |
| 00:13:13 |
Pat Poker. |
| 00:13:20 |
Welcome to my town. |
| 00:13:26 |
Missed. |
| 00:13:35 |
Alas, you're unwelcome in mine. |
| 00:13:57 |
How did you do |
| 00:14:02 |
Lousy. |
| 00:14:10 |
Leave my office. |
| 00:14:15 |
Daisy Town bodes ill for sheriffs. |
| 00:14:17 |
The soil is red with their blood. |
| 00:14:22 |
Before it gets red with yours, |
| 00:14:24 |
bet on black |
| 00:14:33 |
Expect a gift from me tomorrow. |
| 00:14:41 |
You alright with death? |
| 00:14:43 |
Tomorrow I clean house. |
| 00:15:22 |
John! |
| 00:15:23 |
It's Flimsey. |
| 00:15:24 |
Remember? |
| 00:15:26 |
Down here, John. |
| 00:15:27 |
In the barrel. |
| 00:15:30 |
Flimsey? |
| 00:15:32 |
Flimsey the bug! |
| 00:15:34 |
What the heck? |
| 00:15:35 |
We're glad to see you! |
| 00:15:37 |
- Get out. |
| 00:15:39 |
Want them to kill me? |
| 00:15:47 |
Tell everyone it's over now. |
| 00:15:49 |
Time to come out of hiding. |
| 00:15:51 |
Poker won't let his gang go to jail. |
| 00:15:53 |
He hired a bad-ass bandit |
| 00:15:56 |
Who's the fat vat? |
| 00:15:57 |
My wife. |
| 00:15:59 |
No one's getting smoked, ma'am. |
| 00:16:27 |
Billy the Kid City! End of the line! |
| 00:16:31 |
Billy the Kid's in town! |
| 00:16:33 |
I'm worth 5000 dollars! |
| 00:16:37 |
Good lolly, Mr. Billy! |
| 00:16:41 |
Not Mister. |
| 00:16:43 |
Just Billy. |
| 00:16:44 |
Billy the Kid. Like you. |
| 00:16:47 |
So long, Lilly. |
| 00:16:52 |
Don't share with your brother! |
| 00:16:58 |
Thanks for the ride! |
| 00:17:01 |
Bam! Got the old hag! |
| 00:17:05 |
Don't move, you hear? |
| 00:17:08 |
You neither! |
| 00:17:10 |
Don't move! |
| 00:17:11 |
The boss is waiting. |
| 00:17:13 |
Drop the gun, Q-Tip. |
| 00:17:17 |
Start walking and keep them up. |
| 00:17:24 |
So? |
| 00:17:25 |
Got my money, wizard? |
| 00:17:30 |
Andthe bird's unharmed. |
| 00:17:36 |
So? |
| 00:17:39 |
How much did your hen |
| 00:17:42 |
- 15,000. |
| 00:17:45 |
kill Lucky Luke for 15,000 dollars? |
| 00:17:47 |
You're right. |
| 00:17:51 |
10,000. |
| 00:18:10 |
Lucky Luke sent me to reform school |
| 00:18:14 |
And I'd done nothing wrong. |
| 00:18:17 |
I thought you'd killed your parents. |
| 00:18:20 |
Exactly. |
| 00:18:22 |
I'd done nothing wrong. |
| 00:18:29 |
So I came to kill Lucky Luke |
| 00:18:32 |
I'll pick up my money |
| 00:18:35 |
You offendatedme |
| 00:18:44 |
And get me some cherry juice! |
| 00:18:47 |
Next time, I want cherry juice! |
| 00:19:05 |
He's coming! Barber Street! |
| 00:19:41 |
Gentlemen? |
| 00:19:44 |
I assume you know the way to jail. |
| 00:19:52 |
Yep... |
| 00:19:53 |
Sometimes life can get prickly. |
| 00:19:57 |
Fourteen... |
| 00:20:00 |
Pistol Pete. |
| 00:20:01 |
Go on... |
| 00:20:04 |
Fifteen... |
| 00:20:05 |
RattlesnakeJoe. |
| 00:20:08 |
So, Hank, what's up with you? |
| 00:20:11 |
Goldie. |
| 00:20:12 |
Digger's daughter? |
| 00:20:13 |
Pregnant with our 6th. |
| 00:20:15 |
You're not lonesome, cowboy. |
| 00:20:27 |
Stop by sometime! |
| 00:20:28 |
Next time, bud. |
| 00:20:37 |
Won't be no next time. |
| 00:20:39 |
I like you, Billy. |
| 00:20:42 |
Pretty lousy last words... |
| 00:20:49 |
Out of luck. |
| 00:20:51 |
Farewell, Lucky Luke. |
| 00:20:57 |
This is my snack. |
| 00:20:59 |
It's my snack! It doesn't count. |
| 00:21:04 |
Farewell, Lucky Luke. |
| 00:21:07 |
That's your water gun. |
| 00:21:09 |
Nope. |
| 00:21:11 |
Yeah. |
| 00:21:13 |
I don't get it. |
| 00:21:14 |
It worked in front of the mirror! |
| 00:21:16 |
Poop! What's wrong? |
| 00:21:19 |
Shut your traps, retards! |
| 00:21:24 |
You're out of luck. So long. |
| 00:21:35 |
He killed me! |
| 00:21:41 |
I'm cold. |
| 00:21:44 |
I'm hot. |
| 00:21:47 |
Give me a snuggle... |
| 00:21:57 |
I'm a monkey's uncle! |
| 00:22:00 |
His bullets hit mine! |
| 00:22:03 |
Banana-chocolate. |
| 00:22:07 |
I wasn't hit. |
| 00:22:14 |
I wasn't hit. |
| 00:22:19 |
I'm not dead! |
| 00:22:22 |
It hurts. It stings. |
| 00:22:23 |
It stings a little. |
| 00:22:26 |
You missedthe coach. |
| 00:22:29 |
In the meantime, |
| 00:22:32 |
I don't want to go! |
| 00:22:39 |
Tomorrow... |
| 00:22:41 |
Luke will grow his blade of grass... |
| 00:22:44 |
It's between us now. |
| 00:23:01 |
Hey, guys! |
| 00:23:02 |
Barrels in the buff! |
| 00:23:12 |
This saloon is for denizens |
| 00:23:16 |
So pay for your last whiskies. |
| 00:23:21 |
Hear that, friends? |
| 00:23:29 |
No! Stay put, you idiots! |
| 00:23:36 |
Bet on 1 7, Lucky Luke. |
| 00:23:39 |
16 sheriffs await you |
| 00:23:45 |
Chips down. |
| 00:23:54 |
No more bets. |
| 00:24:02 |
Seventeen. |
| 00:24:14 |
Black, odd and pray to God. |
| 00:24:22 |
He rode off into the smoldering sky |
| 00:24:28 |
He went off and let our kisses die |
| 00:24:43 |
He left me |
| 00:24:47 |
My lonesome cowboy... |
| 00:24:52 |
shot my heart |
| 00:24:58 |
like a bullet from his peacemaker |
| 00:25:04 |
Thanks, Sam. |
| 00:25:12 |
Rode in on his horse, |
| 00:25:16 |
Took me for a ride |
| 00:25:20 |
Took his Belle with pride |
| 00:25:27 |
My lonesome cowboy shot my heart |
| 00:25:30 |
like a bullet from his peacemaker |
| 00:25:35 |
I await my lover, await my hero |
| 00:25:39 |
so that he and I |
| 00:26:24 |
Abullet for Belle |
| 00:26:28 |
or ring your death knell |
| 00:26:32 |
Abullet for Belle |
| 00:26:36 |
or Belle will blast a bullet |
| 00:26:44 |
into your heart |
| 00:26:48 |
No, Pat! |
| 00:26:50 |
Losing hand, Poker. |
| 00:26:58 |
That hurts. |
| 00:27:01 |
It's too late to fight. |
| 00:27:21 |
Like my watch? |
| 00:27:28 |
Lucky Luke. |
| 00:27:30 |
The man who never killed anyone. |
| 00:27:32 |
Killing has its good sides. |
| 00:27:34 |
There's before the kill, and after. |
| 00:27:37 |
It's in your head, your skin, |
| 00:27:41 |
It leaves traces. |
| 00:27:44 |
And memories. |
| 00:27:48 |
What will you do now? |
| 00:27:50 |
Shoot the chandelier |
| 00:27:54 |
Poor little hero... |
| 00:27:58 |
Outside! |
| 00:28:39 |
Get lost! |
| 00:29:21 |
He's dead. |
| 00:30:02 |
LUKE KILLS |
| 00:30:08 |
I'll never kill anyone. |
| 00:30:13 |
Never! |
| 00:30:35 |
You never got over |
| 00:30:38 |
You're not obliged |
| 00:30:42 |
He's dead! |
| 00:30:44 |
Killing has its good sides. |
| 00:30:47 |
Don't do it! |
| 00:30:48 |
Outside! |
| 00:30:53 |
Cowboy! Aren't you overdoing it? |
| 00:30:55 |
Use your head. |
| 00:31:12 |
Come on, kid. Let's go home. |
| 00:31:38 |
Was that you who...? |
| 00:31:54 |
Go on. |
| 00:31:57 |
Do it again. |
| 00:32:07 |
Are you done yet? |
| 00:32:13 |
You talk! |
| 00:32:14 |
You talk! Damn, he talks! |
| 00:32:16 |
Okay, I got it. |
| 00:32:20 |
Now climb on me |
| 00:32:26 |
My name is John Luke. |
| 00:32:27 |
I'm pacing around |
| 00:32:31 |
You done? Start smoking again! |
| 00:32:33 |
I'm losing it. |
| 00:32:35 |
Don't sit back down! |
| 00:32:37 |
We have work, Lulu! |
| 00:32:39 |
Have you forgotten? |
| 00:32:40 |
The train, the President, |
| 00:32:44 |
Your horse and only friend, |
| 00:32:47 |
That true, unsung hero... |
| 00:32:50 |
- Have you forgotten or... |
| 00:32:53 |
What's ''shut up'' in Horse? |
| 00:32:55 |
In Horse? |
| 00:33:10 |
We don't say it often |
| 00:33:22 |
Why didn't you talk to me before? |
| 00:33:24 |
You never laid on the tracks before. |
| 00:33:35 |
You know, Jolly... |
| 00:33:37 |
- You're my only friend. |
| 00:33:40 |
I'd have been nothing without you. |
| 00:33:42 |
True too. |
| 00:33:49 |
Yeah... |
| 00:33:51 |
You got that right. |
| 00:35:22 |
Eleanor... Eleanor's in love! |
| 00:35:30 |
Too cute, Johnny-Johnny. |
| 00:35:32 |
I don't love you, Eleanor. |
| 00:35:47 |
He's hurt. Let us in. |
| 00:35:49 |
I'll tend to him. |
| 00:35:50 |
- I'll tell the sheriff. |
| 00:35:52 |
The Cheaters Gang is over with. |
| 00:35:56 |
Cheaters never lose. |
| 00:35:57 |
Kill him. |
| 00:36:00 |
- Get your Colt. |
| 00:36:20 |
I swear, Coop. |
| 00:36:26 |
In fact I was seeking revenge. |
| 00:36:28 |
You were seeking justice. |
| 00:36:30 |
The West wouldn't be the West |
| 00:36:34 |
You're Lucky Luke... |
| 00:36:36 |
Astar in our flag. |
| 00:36:40 |
I killed a man. |
| 00:36:42 |
You rid the West of a scoundrel. |
| 00:36:45 |
And life goes on. |
| 00:36:50 |
As Governor, |
| 00:36:54 |
But if I weren't afraid |
| 00:36:57 |
I'd tell you this death |
| 00:37:01 |
Anew life, |
| 00:37:06 |
In any case, a train |
| 00:37:10 |
Cities will take over |
| 00:37:13 |
It's the end of our world, John. |
| 00:37:18 |
All these farmers, these families... |
| 00:37:20 |
They count on me. |
| 00:37:25 |
- Who'll defend them? |
| 00:37:30 |
Trust me. Change your life |
| 00:37:35 |
I'm here for you. |
| 00:37:47 |
You realize what you're doing? |
| 00:37:49 |
No, cowboy, not your Colt! |
| 00:37:52 |
You realize what you're doing? |
| 00:37:56 |
Do you realize? |
| 00:37:59 |
Cowboy... You're Lucky Luke! |
| 00:38:08 |
KILLED BY LUCKY LUKE |
| 00:38:26 |
I foundthat in the dust. |
| 00:38:28 |
That's why I'm here, Sam. |
| 00:38:30 |
For Daisy and her kids. |
| 00:38:37 |
You have 280 years to go. |
| 00:38:39 |
Geezer! Give us two cherry juices. |
| 00:38:45 |
Your jail is full of drafts. |
| 00:38:48 |
And soon your body will be, |
| 00:38:51 |
Have a lolly. I'll be a minute. |
| 00:38:55 |
Thanks, Lucky. |
| 00:39:02 |
You're the best triggers |
| 00:39:06 |
This town needs a sheriff. |
| 00:39:14 |
Doesn't anyone want a clean slate? |
| 00:39:18 |
To stop being a loner? |
| 00:39:20 |
Being on the run? |
| 00:39:22 |
To be respected and loved? |
| 00:39:25 |
I don't know... to start a family. |
| 00:39:29 |
Haven't we all dreamt of it? |
| 00:39:40 |
Where's your Colt? |
| 00:39:42 |
He has no gun! |
| 00:39:43 |
Kill him! |
| 00:39:45 |
You sent me to jail! |
| 00:39:46 |
- Our fate is for us to decide. |
| 00:39:51 |
Kill him nice and slow! |
| 00:39:53 |
Go on, you retards! |
| 00:39:58 |
This will keep your mouth shut! |
| 00:40:11 |
Nineteen... |
| 00:40:13 |
Twenty. |
| 00:40:16 |
Thanks, gentlemen. |
| 00:40:19 |
I'm Billy the Kid! |
| 00:40:22 |
And I'll ridthe West of Lucky Luke! |
| 00:40:29 |
Out of my way, bowling ball! |
| 00:40:51 |
Beautiful. |
| 00:41:03 |
If any of you hyenas touches him, |
| 00:41:10 |
Calamity! |
| 00:41:14 |
Jane... |
| 00:41:19 |
Hats off for a lady! |
| 00:41:35 |
1 against 100. |
| 00:41:37 |
You think you really got a chance, |
| 00:41:40 |
Calamity Jane? |
| 00:41:58 |
Two... |
| 00:42:00 |
against 100. |
| 00:42:03 |
Jesse James... |
| 00:42:18 |
''To be great... |
| 00:42:22 |
''is not to stir... |
| 00:42:24 |
''without great... |
| 00:42:26 |
''argument!'' |
| 00:42:38 |
Hamlet. |
| 00:42:39 |
Act IV, scene 4. |
| 00:42:55 |
Is what I hear true? |
| 00:42:58 |
You hung up your Colt, Luke? |
| 00:43:01 |
Jesse... |
| 00:43:13 |
''The evil... |
| 00:43:16 |
''men do... |
| 00:43:19 |
''lives after them! |
| 00:43:23 |
''The good, O the good... |
| 00:43:27 |
''is oft interred... |
| 00:43:29 |
''with their bones.'' |
| 00:43:45 |
Julius Caesar. |
| 00:43:47 |
Act III, scene 3. |
| 00:43:55 |
Luke is a legend. |
| 00:43:58 |
He deserves to die in a duel. |
| 00:44:01 |
And I won't let anyone |
| 00:44:04 |
kill him, besides me. |
| 00:44:07 |
I don't like your reason. |
| 00:44:10 |
But my choices are limited. |
| 00:44:13 |
You're deputy sheriff, JesseJames. |
| 00:44:18 |
Where are you taking my Lucky? |
| 00:44:22 |
And why a duel? Let's kill him now! |
| 00:44:24 |
What matters is not |
| 00:44:28 |
In 100 years, |
| 00:44:31 |
thatJesseJames, |
| 00:44:34 |
killed Luke in a duel. |
| 00:44:37 |
That's how it is. |
| 00:44:38 |
Load of crap, |
| 00:44:42 |
I'm the greatest outlaw ever! |
| 00:44:44 |
I should kill Lucky Luke! |
| 00:44:47 |
Give me that! |
| 00:44:49 |
And in 100 years, |
| 00:44:51 |
kids will read |
| 00:44:52 |
that the Kid |
| 00:44:57 |
Billy the Kid, |
| 00:45:00 |
killed Lucky Luke. |
| 00:45:01 |
And Jesse James! |
| 00:45:04 |
Catchy, isn't it? |
| 00:45:07 |
Find another one. |
| 00:45:09 |
I need your carriage, Doc. |
| 00:45:11 |
I'll watch him. |
| 00:45:16 |
You have 48 hours |
| 00:45:19 |
Become a legend again. |
| 00:45:28 |
From hitherto forward, I'm sheriff. |
| 00:45:32 |
Hot cocoa for everyone. |
| 00:45:34 |
And if you don't drink it, |
| 00:45:36 |
straight to jail. That clear? |
| 00:45:50 |
There's one left. |
| 00:45:52 |
Is someone not thirsty? |
| 00:45:58 |
That's better. |
| 00:46:00 |
- What do we do? |
| 00:46:03 |
Why? |
| 00:46:04 |
To protect Lucky Luke. Get it? |
| 00:46:07 |
Because he has no gun? |
| 00:46:08 |
- Because I'm killing him. |
| 00:46:10 |
Where can we get badges? |
| 00:46:12 |
- In the sheriff's office. |
| 00:46:20 |
I'm a poor lonesome cowboy, |
| 00:46:23 |
and a long, long way from home... |
| 00:46:30 |
Let's get you comfortable. |
| 00:46:34 |
Take off these pants. |
| 00:46:40 |
I'll take care of that. |
| 00:46:43 |
He needs the help of a real woman. |
| 00:46:50 |
Let's see if I'm real or not. |
| 00:46:53 |
Sweetie-pie! |
| 00:47:23 |
I'll keep guard. |
| 00:47:35 |
I'm dead. |
| 00:47:38 |
You're the angel |
| 00:48:11 |
Good night, Jolly. |
| 00:48:34 |
What the hell? |
| 00:48:37 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:48:41 |
- Force of habit. |
| 00:48:48 |
It's called water, cowboy. |
| 00:48:50 |
Feel any better? |
| 00:48:52 |
Nothing to see here. |
| 00:48:54 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:48:55 |
Removing your boots. |
| 00:48:58 |
What for? |
| 00:48:59 |
It's better. |
| 00:49:01 |
Boots never come off! |
| 00:49:03 |
Relax, tenderfoot. |
| 00:49:12 |
Nails like that |
| 00:49:20 |
They'll skin your hide. |
| 00:49:24 |
At least it'll be clean. |
| 00:49:58 |
Got any dreams? |
| 00:50:01 |
To walk on the moon. |
| 00:50:05 |
Walk on the moon? |
| 00:50:08 |
Why not? |
| 00:50:10 |
Some man will do it |
| 00:50:16 |
Traveling is my dream. |
| 00:50:21 |
For it to come true. |
| 00:50:30 |
Thanks. |
| 00:50:32 |
Never say thanks. |
| 00:50:33 |
Never! |
| 00:50:40 |
Had any adventures? |
| 00:50:42 |
Yeah, lots. |
| 00:50:44 |
I'm Lucky Luke. |
| 00:50:45 |
''Lucky Luke vs. the Daltons''... |
| 00:50:47 |
I meant... |
| 00:50:49 |
adventures... |
| 00:50:52 |
in love. |
| 00:51:38 |
Hold on. |
| 00:51:40 |
What? |
| 00:51:42 |
We squashed a snail. |
| 00:51:53 |
Like my dad's hand. |
| 00:51:58 |
The hand of a farmer. |
| 00:52:34 |
Damn! |
| 00:52:38 |
Farming is a pain. |
| 00:52:40 |
This is no life for you. |
| 00:52:44 |
Look at yourself. |
| 00:52:46 |
You've even lost your luck. |
| 00:52:48 |
You've become unlucky, Luke. |
| 00:52:54 |
You're right. |
| 00:52:57 |
You hit the nail on the head. |
| 00:53:13 |
You okay, man? |
| 00:53:17 |
Want some more? |
| 00:53:19 |
Dumb ass! |
| 00:54:34 |
Night, man. |
| 00:54:36 |
Thanks. |
| 00:54:41 |
Don't even try to change. |
| 00:54:47 |
Some hero! |
| 00:54:51 |
Goodnight! |
| 00:54:55 |
I love you Belle. You're so soft. |
| 00:54:59 |
So pretty. |
| 00:55:00 |
But so damn hairy! |
| 00:55:04 |
I love you Belle. You're so pretty. |
| 00:55:06 |
Chill out, Lulu! Cowboy, wake up! |
| 00:55:10 |
- Come closer. |
| 00:55:12 |
- What is this? |
| 00:55:14 |
Are you out of your mind? |
| 00:55:16 |
Sorry, man! Come back! |
| 00:55:19 |
Come back, Jolly! |
| 00:55:20 |
BARE HAND LUKE |
| 00:55:33 |
Bad guys: 84 |
| 00:55:57 |
Billy, we said no killing. |
| 00:55:59 |
It wasn't me. I didn't kill him! |
| 00:56:01 |
It wasn't me! |
| 00:56:03 |
He's telling the truth. |
| 00:56:04 |
McGriddle died of fright |
| 00:56:08 |
You see? |
| 00:56:10 |
Okay... Jail. |
| 00:56:12 |
- Jail! |
| 00:56:15 |
Oh yeah. |
| 00:56:20 |
Sorry, Phil Defer. |
| 00:56:25 |
Where is Luke? |
| 00:56:27 |
You'll have to kill |
| 00:56:33 |
67 customers, |
| 00:56:36 |
So long, sheriffs. |
| 00:56:42 |
Honest money... |
| 00:56:45 |
If the Daltons ever found out, |
| 00:56:48 |
we'd be like a joke |
| 00:56:53 |
Us! The baddest bandits in the West! |
| 00:56:58 |
His blade of grass is stronger |
| 00:57:02 |
What if the cowboy |
| 00:57:05 |
What if he's tryingto escape? |
| 00:57:08 |
No one can escape his fate, Billy. |
| 00:57:11 |
Luke will take up arms again. |
| 00:57:15 |
Fate tells me he'll take up arms... |
| 00:57:17 |
starting right now! |
| 00:57:20 |
''How poor they are, |
| 00:57:22 |
those bereft of patience.'' |
| 00:57:25 |
Hamlet... |
| 00:57:27 |
Act... |
| 00:57:28 |
I'm sick of your ham! |
| 00:57:35 |
I already shot a teacher |
| 00:57:39 |
Yeah, keep on laughing! |
| 00:57:40 |
It's the redhead |
| 00:57:43 |
I'll make history |
| 00:57:47 |
Damned right, flea-bite! |
| 00:57:49 |
Jesse James. |
| 00:57:55 |
You okay, Jesse? |
| 00:58:05 |
Night falls fast on El Paso... |
| 00:58:11 |
This grass ain't made for smoking. |
| 00:58:23 |
Sure ain't. |
| 00:59:08 |
- Don't be stupid, Defer. |
| 00:59:41 |
You stand no prayer |
| 00:59:43 |
with Phil Defer! |
| 00:59:47 |
Don't move! |
| 00:59:56 |
I'll be fine... |
| 00:59:58 |
Sure, you will be. |
| 01:00:02 |
I'll have your lambkins |
| 01:00:13 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:00:17 |
Never say sorry. |
| 01:00:32 |
Cowboy! |
| 01:00:35 |
Lucky Luke! |
| 01:00:37 |
Where are you off to? |
| 01:00:39 |
Saying bye to a pal. |
| 01:00:41 |
- You want to leave? |
| 01:00:45 |
I won't follow you to kingdom come! |
| 01:00:47 |
It's not that far. |
| 01:00:49 |
I know a lake, with a log cabin. |
| 01:00:51 |
Fish and clovers... |
| 01:00:53 |
Jolly loves clovers. |
| 01:00:57 |
And kids. |
| 01:00:59 |
Kids? |
| 01:01:03 |
I meant to tell you some day... |
| 01:01:06 |
I think it's about time... |
| 01:01:09 |
And have kids. |
| 01:01:11 |
Thanks, I... |
| 01:01:12 |
It may not mean much to you, man... |
| 01:01:15 |
But Belle's the girl for me. |
| 01:01:17 |
And don't feel |
| 01:01:20 |
First of all: I'm not a man. |
| 01:01:22 |
Second: your saloon dancer |
| 01:01:28 |
Don't tell me you thought... |
| 01:01:30 |
What? |
| 01:01:31 |
Sorry, man... Calamity. |
| 01:01:34 |
I'm not saying |
| 01:01:37 |
It's that... You understand! |
| 01:01:39 |
You need a girl who's a legend too. |
| 01:01:42 |
Agirl... |
| 01:01:43 |
like you! |
| 01:01:44 |
Exactly. |
| 01:01:47 |
Me neither. |
| 01:01:49 |
I usedto want to run |
| 01:01:51 |
Drink tea. |
| 01:01:53 |
Bake cakes... |
| 01:01:54 |
It's my right! |
| 01:01:56 |
You barely know her! |
| 01:01:59 |
How do I know? |
| 01:02:03 |
Risked her life? |
| 01:02:06 |
What do you think I do? |
| 01:02:10 |
I'll tear every bone |
| 01:02:14 |
use his ribs for a ladder |
| 01:02:17 |
Son of a hyena! |
| 01:02:18 |
Strange guy, that gal. |
| 01:02:25 |
Mr. Cooper |
| 01:02:28 |
Thanks. Can you feedJolly? |
| 01:02:30 |
It's taken care of, Mr. Luke. |
| 01:02:53 |
Very nice. Fit for a horse! |
| 01:02:55 |
Come in, John. |
| 01:02:57 |
Coop... |
| 01:03:07 |
How is she doing? |
| 01:03:10 |
You know already? |
| 01:03:11 |
In the West |
| 01:03:18 |
I can't surprise you. |
| 01:03:20 |
Have you forgotten |
| 01:03:24 |
Goose deuce, |
| 01:03:30 |
That. |
| 01:03:31 |
Very well, sir. |
| 01:03:33 |
Open it. |
| 01:03:41 |
You set sail from Baltimore |
| 01:03:44 |
First stop, Dublin. |
| 01:03:47 |
You can meet your cousins. |
| 01:03:51 |
I didn't intend to go so far. |
| 01:03:53 |
Without your gun, |
| 01:03:58 |
You've sent half the country |
| 01:04:02 |
You'll never be safe here. |
| 01:04:04 |
If I were you, I'd move to France. |
| 01:04:07 |
Or Belgium. |
| 01:04:09 |
You could do a show. |
| 01:04:10 |
Or sell your sketches, |
| 01:04:15 |
Take the tickets. |
| 01:04:18 |
You can't live in the West |
| 01:04:21 |
If he'd understoodthis, |
| 01:04:23 |
your father |
| 01:04:30 |
I owe you one. |
| 01:04:31 |
Be happy with your wife. |
| 01:04:35 |
That's enough for me. |
| 01:04:38 |
I'll miss you, John. |
| 01:05:26 |
''He that ceases to be a friend |
| 01:05:30 |
Act III, scene 4. Othello. |
| 01:05:33 |
Shakespeare. |
| 01:05:38 |
You left this |
| 01:05:43 |
I want what I'm owed. |
| 01:05:45 |
Aduel, to fuel the history books. |
| 01:05:48 |
Forget it, Jesse. |
| 01:05:51 |
You know it's over. |
| 01:05:56 |
Get your gun |
| 01:05:59 |
I mean the hole in her arm. |
| 01:06:02 |
''A'' as in arm. You understood. |
| 01:06:07 |
The hole in her arm. Her arm-hole. |
| 01:06:09 |
I'll make it bigger. |
| 01:06:12 |
I'll give her another a-hole. |
| 01:06:16 |
I see why you need Shakespeare. |
| 01:06:20 |
Get your Colt. |
| 01:06:21 |
You know that I won't. |
| 01:06:24 |
You have no reason to shoot Belle. |
| 01:06:32 |
It's raining. |
| 01:06:35 |
Yep. |
| 01:06:36 |
You're still in the West. |
| 01:06:39 |
To lay down the law, |
| 01:06:43 |
Pick up your Colt. |
| 01:06:46 |
Or die. |
| 01:06:49 |
If I end up with lead in me, |
| 01:06:52 |
at least it'll be from you. |
| 01:06:54 |
No, John! |
| 01:06:57 |
Say farewell to your cowboy, lady. |
| 01:07:21 |
No way, José! |
| 01:07:34 |
You sure shut up the poet! |
| 01:07:37 |
Finally a fair duel! |
| 01:07:39 |
Give him a gun! |
| 01:07:40 |
''Give him a gun!'' |
| 01:07:44 |
Want a gun? |
| 01:07:50 |
- Don't get wet. |
| 01:07:55 |
You stole my childhood, Luke. |
| 01:07:57 |
I'll steal your old age. |
| 01:07:59 |
With your Colt. |
| 01:08:14 |
Blanks... |
| 01:08:18 |
Wait! |
| 01:08:19 |
You said |
| 01:08:22 |
It's not mine. |
| 01:08:25 |
Hold on, Lulu! |
| 01:08:27 |
It was just a joke! |
| 01:08:29 |
To impair you. |
| 01:08:32 |
- Who put in blanks? |
| 01:08:33 |
- Who? |
| 01:08:35 |
I've had my eyes on your gun |
| 01:09:22 |
I had no choice. |
| 01:09:42 |
Poker promised me |
| 01:09:50 |
John, please forgive me! |
| 01:09:53 |
We'll have a family... kids... |
| 01:09:56 |
The boat's waitingfor us! |
| 01:09:59 |
John, don't go, please! |
| 01:10:01 |
Stop calling me John. |
| 01:10:28 |
Holy guacamole! |
| 01:10:32 |
- Sorry, Sam. |
| 01:10:33 |
Your gun! |
| 01:10:34 |
You alone? |
| 01:10:39 |
The bandits left at dawn. |
| 01:10:41 |
The others are at the station, |
| 01:10:45 |
The train... |
| 01:10:46 |
It's over 4 hours late now. |
| 01:11:41 |
The President... |
| 01:12:02 |
Right. The tracks were wiped clean. |
| 01:12:04 |
The arrows smell of sequoia sap |
| 01:12:12 |
They want to frame the Indians. |
| 01:12:15 |
Poker to a tee! |
| 01:12:44 |
You were right. |
| 01:12:46 |
Saloon dancers |
| 01:12:49 |
You're a real pal. |
| 01:13:00 |
The President pardoned me once. |
| 01:13:02 |
I owe him one. |
| 01:13:07 |
Wait for me! |
| 01:13:09 |
I want to come too! |
| 01:13:12 |
History is me! |
| 01:13:17 |
- What's that horse? |
| 01:13:20 |
I promisedto return it |
| 01:13:23 |
before I shot him! |
| 01:13:27 |
Where are we going? |
| 01:13:32 |
There's nothing this way. |
| 01:13:34 |
Except sure-fire death. |
| 01:13:37 |
Yep. |
| 01:13:39 |
''He who dies this year |
| 01:13:42 |
with next year!'' |
| 01:13:44 |
Hot diggity dead dog! |
| 01:14:22 |
I'll be a monkey's uncle! |
| 01:14:26 |
It's a mirage. |
| 01:14:29 |
It was hidden behind a mirage. |
| 01:15:32 |
Aone-armed bandit! |
| 01:15:37 |
Looks more like a gigantic |
| 01:15:41 |
Aone-armed bandit, that is. |
| 01:15:49 |
How do we get in? |
| 01:16:20 |
Looks like your luck's back. |
| 01:16:22 |
Billy, Jesse, try the back. |
| 01:16:27 |
Exactly what I had planned. |
| 01:16:30 |
But I don't like |
| 01:16:41 |
Want a boost? |
| 01:16:54 |
Thanks, man. |
| 01:17:07 |
''To be... |
| 01:17:08 |
''or not to be. |
| 01:17:10 |
''That is the question.'' |
| 01:17:17 |
I was good, huh? I acted well! |
| 01:17:19 |
You're an outlaw, not an actor. |
| 01:17:23 |
I'm not an actor? |
| 01:17:25 |
Say that again. |
| 01:17:27 |
You're an actor. |
| 01:17:30 |
Best actor in the West. |
| 01:17:34 |
You're Sarah Bernhardt, |
| 01:17:39 |
You're a shitty actor! |
| 01:17:52 |
What do I do? Watch the ponies? |
| 01:18:06 |
I'll play solitaire. |
| 01:18:18 |
Two cards. |
| 01:18:25 |
Lucky Luke vs. Pat Poker. |
| 01:18:30 |
Doesn't it feel like déjà vu |
| 01:18:34 |
I'm all in. |
| 01:18:36 |
Careful, President. |
| 01:18:39 |
Your life's at stake. |
| 01:18:40 |
Set him free or... |
| 01:18:42 |
Or what? |
| 01:18:44 |
You'll kill me? |
| 01:18:45 |
You've forgotten. |
| 01:18:47 |
I'm already dead. |
| 01:18:49 |
That's magic! |
| 01:18:52 |
Poker... I think I've won. |
| 01:18:55 |
I call you. |
| 01:18:57 |
Straight flush, hearts. |
| 01:18:59 |
Good going! |
| 01:19:02 |
Full house. |
| 01:19:06 |
Aces high. |
| 01:19:09 |
Pathetic. |
| 01:19:13 |
Kill them! |
| 01:19:14 |
I'm counting on Luke |
| 01:19:24 |
It better be a shooting star. |
| 01:19:28 |
Hey, girls! |
| 01:19:41 |
Billy, trying to look taller? |
| 01:19:43 |
At least I don't walk on my coat! |
| 01:19:45 |
- Done reloading? |
| 01:19:48 |
Those morons |
| 01:19:51 |
One, two... |
| 01:19:52 |
Five! |
| 01:20:03 |
You're right, Billy. |
| 01:20:08 |
The stage door's always in the back. |
| 01:20:11 |
You ugly mugs... |
| 01:20:12 |
no more slugs? |
| 01:20:15 |
Quad aces, Poker. |
| 01:20:17 |
In a dead end, |
| 01:20:20 |
That's us! |
| 01:20:38 |
Kill the President! |
| 01:20:44 |
Jesse, the President! |
| 01:20:55 |
You okay? |
| 01:20:56 |
''My will is my body's gardener.'' |
| 01:20:59 |
Othello. Act I, scene 3. |
| 01:21:09 |
Kill the President! |
| 01:21:11 |
Behind you, Caca! |
| 01:21:17 |
Stop calling me Caca! |
| 01:21:21 |
Thanks, Kyky! |
| 01:21:23 |
Kill the President! |
| 01:21:31 |
It's not my fault! |
| 01:21:33 |
I swear on the life of... |
| 01:21:35 |
On whose life? |
| 01:21:37 |
On Belle's life, how's that? |
| 01:21:41 |
On Belle's life... |
| 01:21:45 |
You wait here. |
| 01:22:36 |
Watch out, John! |
| 01:23:27 |
Why didn't you take that boat, John? |
| 01:23:32 |
Coop? |
| 01:23:39 |
You can't be behindthis! |
| 01:23:43 |
You should have left! |
| 01:23:54 |
How could you? This is crazy! |
| 01:24:00 |
I'll be President! |
| 01:24:01 |
Agreat President! |
| 01:24:42 |
I knew no bullet could kill you! |
| 01:24:49 |
I had to destroy you from within! |
| 01:24:53 |
From within! |
| 01:24:56 |
I knew it! I knew it! |
| 01:25:37 |
I knew killing a man would kill you! |
| 01:25:43 |
I knew it! |
| 01:25:56 |
Give up, Cooper. |
| 01:25:58 |
- You've lost. |
| 01:26:01 |
Cheaters never lose... Never! |
| 01:26:04 |
The Cheaters' Gang. |
| 01:26:06 |
You were one of them. |
| 01:26:11 |
It's you. |
| 01:26:13 |
You killed my parents. |
| 01:26:15 |
It's you. |
| 01:26:34 |
Your father... |
| 01:26:35 |
was a brother to me. |
| 01:26:37 |
Until he met that... |
| 01:26:39 |
that filthy Indian squaw! |
| 01:26:42 |
Who became your mother. |
| 01:26:47 |
He wanted to turn us in. |
| 01:26:52 |
He left me no choice. |
| 01:26:55 |
Like you, today. |
| 01:26:57 |
Don't deceive yourself. |
| 01:27:00 |
I won't think twice. |
| 01:27:01 |
I didn't hesitate either... |
| 01:27:04 |
To kill your mother... |
| 01:27:07 |
So do it, John. |
| 01:27:09 |
Kill me! |
| 01:27:11 |
Kill me if you're a man. |
| 01:27:17 |
I can draw, |
| 01:27:19 |
sing... collect medals... |
| 01:27:22 |
I can even speak a little Horse. |
| 01:27:27 |
But I can't kill. |
| 01:27:31 |
Farewell then! |
| 01:28:03 |
You had it all built backwards. |
| 01:28:10 |
Everything but the ''C'' |
| 01:28:16 |
The hat... |
| 01:28:40 |
500 feet, John. |
| 01:28:44 |
Fantastic! |
| 01:28:53 |
Here, John. |
| 01:28:54 |
Try this now. |
| 01:28:57 |
With this... |
| 01:28:59 |
you'll be a man. |
| 01:29:01 |
Squeeze... tight! |
| 01:29:30 |
The badge looked good on you. |
| 01:29:32 |
But it made holes in my outfit, sir. |
| 01:29:34 |
The cripple meant me! |
| 01:29:36 |
The United States |
| 01:29:38 |
courageous and honest. |
| 01:29:41 |
I don't like this. |
| 01:29:44 |
The flavor |
| 01:29:47 |
Gentlemen, I can offer you |
| 01:29:50 |
and no job security, |
| 01:29:54 |
Like you, my face belongs on posters, |
| 01:29:58 |
Me too. |
| 01:30:02 |
In that case, gentlemen... |
| 01:30:05 |
I suggest you be |
| 01:30:07 |
when these cigars go out. |
| 01:30:09 |
''Mercy is not strained. |
| 01:30:12 |
''as a gentle rain. |
| 01:30:16 |
''and him that takes.'' |
| 01:30:17 |
The Merchant of Venice. Act IV. |
| 01:30:20 |
Scene 1 . |
| 01:30:22 |
Beginner's luck. |
| 01:30:24 |
Lolly, Pops? |
| 01:30:25 |
There they are! Goddamn scumbags! |
| 01:30:37 |
- Game of poker? |
| 01:30:40 |
10 blind, andflush beats straight! |
| 01:30:43 |
Shut up! |
| 01:30:44 |
Shut up, you oldfart! |
| 01:30:46 |
Shut up, you very oldfart! |
| 01:30:49 |
I knew it! |
| 01:30:56 |
Go to hell! Filthy lout! |
| 01:31:07 |
I swear I didn't know. |
| 01:31:09 |
Poker said you'd change. |
| 01:31:13 |
-To give us a chance. |
| 01:31:16 |
When you put in the blanks, |
| 01:31:22 |
I always loved you, Johnny Johnny. |
| 01:31:32 |
Eleanor! Eleanor's in love! |
| 01:31:36 |
Someday I'll marry you, |
| 01:31:39 |
I don't love you, Eleanor! |
| 01:31:48 |
Eleanor? |
| 01:31:50 |
But you were so... |
| 01:31:54 |
I was awful with you. I'm sorry. |
| 01:31:57 |
I'm leaving, John. |
| 01:31:59 |
Paris, London, Rome... |
| 01:32:04 |
I wish you the best. |
| 01:32:06 |
An old family custom. |
| 01:32:14 |
They're kissing! |
| 01:32:17 |
I'll always love you. |
| 01:32:29 |
Save your death for me, Luke Lucky. |
| 01:32:34 |
But it'll be me |
| 01:32:38 |
Lollypop? |
| 01:32:42 |
Farewell, Lucky Luke. |
| 01:32:44 |
See you around! |
| 01:32:47 |
Real friends, huh? |
| 01:32:49 |
We're all wild brats |
| 01:32:52 |
Your steam horse |
| 01:33:06 |
My dear friends, |
| 01:33:08 |
dear friends of Daisy Town... |
| 01:33:11 |
What have you done with my gifts? |
| 01:33:13 |
On Judgment Day |
| 01:33:17 |
Thanks to him... your town is free! |
| 01:33:23 |
The railroad |
| 01:33:25 |
And I'm alive to see it happen! |
| 01:33:31 |
Thank you... Lucky. |
| 01:33:33 |
Don't mention it. |
| 01:33:34 |
So... |
| 01:33:35 |
So I solemnly do bestow upon him |
| 01:33:39 |
the Hero's Star. |
| 01:33:41 |
The twenty-first of our great flag. |
| 01:33:45 |
Where is he? |
| 01:33:47 |
He has that medal already. |
| 01:33:50 |
It's tea time! |
| 01:33:52 |
Drinks for everyone! |
| 01:33:54 |
Earl Grey, Indian Breakfast, |
| 01:33:58 |
There's whisky too. |
| 01:34:01 |
Miss, do you need a pianist |
| 01:34:05 |
Maybe I do. |
| 01:34:08 |
I do wicked apple strudel. |
| 01:34:10 |
Change your clothes |
| 01:34:31 |
Can't you finish the song someday? |
| 01:34:34 |
Yep. |
| 01:34:35 |
Go ahead! |
| 01:34:36 |
Let's not start bickering now! |
| 01:34:38 |
I don't know how the song ends. |
| 01:34:40 |
I'll tell you how it goes. |
| 01:34:42 |
I got a gorgeous, handsome horsey! |
| 01:34:46 |
- Know that part? |
| 01:34:47 |
Yes, you do. |
| 01:34:49 |
Then I have |
| 01:34:51 |
The real hero |
| 01:34:54 |
Whose hum-hum |
| 01:34:57 |
I have an idea. |
| 01:35:00 |
Excellent. |
| 01:35:02 |
Like the man says: |
| 01:35:22 |
Enjoy the scenery. |
| 01:35:28 |
Look at that sunset. |
| 01:35:30 |
It's pretty pretty. |
| 01:35:35 |
By golly, Jolly! |
| 01:35:37 |
Jolly? |
| 01:35:43 |
- Try to act jolly, Jolly. |
| 01:36:50 |
Hey! |
| 01:36:53 |
My name's Lucky Luke. |
| 01:36:56 |
I'm much better now. |
| 01:38:59 |
Subtitles: Andrew Litvack |
| 01:39:01 |
Subtitling TITRAFILM Paris |
