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00:00:26	[Rock]
00:00:30	[Woman] One, two.
00:00:38	I´ve been out ofthe woods
00:00:44	And I´m a little hard-wired
00:00:50	l got some money in my pocket
00:00:56	Got a big-jettedcar
00:01:02	Well, I´m a little hard-wired
00:01:05	And I got a IittIe Iost
00:01:08	But I´mjust aroundthe corner
00:01:12	Yeah
00:01:14	I´mjust aroundthe corner
00:01:21	I´m drivin´500miIes
00:01:26	I´vegot rock ´n´roIImusic
00:01:31	Look, Debbie!
00:01:34	- Oh, my God, hi!
00:01:37	- We watch your show all the time.
00:01:40	Thankyou. Thankyou.
00:01:44	- [ All Screaming ]
00:01:50	[Man] Theysaythe onIy Iuck
00:01:54	In the winterof´88,
00:01:57	Ihadit aII-- fame, fortune
00:02:01	at Harrisburg´s trendiest bistro.
00:02:03	I wouIdhave done anything
00:02:06	And, unfortunateIy, Idid.
00:02:11	-Jack, how are ya?
00:02:14	- Did you get a haircut?
00:02:16	Looks good. Don´t get too
00:02:20	[ Chuckles ] Oh, how about
00:02:22	Farmer´sAImanac
00:02:25	''Caterpillar inJune,
00:02:28	Amateurs,Jack. Hillbilly folklore,
00:02:32	You should write your own almanac,
00:02:34	Something people could believe in.
00:02:37	Maybe one day I will,Jack.
00:02:39	- Enjoy your breakfast.
00:02:42	- Wendy, how are you?
00:02:44	- Yeah. How´s the cold?
00:02:48	Really?
00:02:50	No. [ Laughs ]
00:02:55	- You´reso bad.
00:02:58	I´ll be right back
00:03:00	- Okay. You pick me a ripe one.
00:03:03	- Sorry, but can I get a picture?
00:03:06	It´s my son´s birthday,
00:03:08	- What´s your name, skipper?
00:03:11	Sam. Well, you´re a big fella,
00:03:13	How old are you today?
00:03:15	[ Chuckles ]
00:03:17	Five? Well, how´s the wife?
00:03:20	AIIright. Happybirthday.
00:03:23	- Thanks for coming by. All right.
00:03:26	- Oh, you gotta love it.
00:03:29	You´re Russ Richards, aren´t you?
00:03:32	Last time I checked. Well, hello!
00:03:34	Hi. Here.
00:03:36	Let meguess.
00:03:41	andyou´re Iooking forajob
00:03:43	Yeah, just read it. Asshole.
00:03:48	You are Mr. Luckytoday.
00:03:51	I found you the ripest melon
00:03:54	- Christmasdon´t be Iate
00:03:58	[ Announcer ] Live from Harrisburg
00:04:03	Covering Harrisburg, York,
00:04:06	it´s Newsat Five with
00:04:09	and Russ Richards with the weather.
00:04:18	This is Newsat Five.
00:04:21	[ Man ] Good evening.
00:04:26	for allegedly locking
00:04:30	That story coming up.
00:04:32	But first, let´s check in
00:04:35	to see ifthese beautiful
00:04:38	- Russ?
00:04:41	and we still have more
00:04:44	Now don´t panic, folks.
00:04:47	[ Humming Theme
00:04:49	Now, on the downside,
00:04:53	my Aunt Mildred could move back
00:04:55	Just kidding. A wonderful woman.
00:04:57	Anyhoo, I´ll be back with
00:05:00	Take it, Dan.
00:05:02	Thanks, Russ.
00:05:06	[Man]Andnowthe fourth.
00:05:10	[Woman]EIeven.
00:05:12	[Man]
00:05:14	- Hi, Russ.
00:05:16	Hey, Dottie. How are you?
00:05:18	- Still struggling with the diet.
00:05:20	Don´t get too thin.
00:05:22	Eight.
00:05:26	[ Man ] And there you have it.
00:05:29	Tonight´s
00:05:33	3, 1 1 , 30, 8.
00:05:38	Ifyou have it, come and get it.
00:05:40	- If not, better luck next time.
00:05:44	- We gonna talk about this?
00:05:47	I told you no more loans.
00:05:51	This is not--
00:05:54	Not a loan. An advance. Stop acting
00:05:58	Ifyou didn´t piss your money away,
00:06:01	Now, what is it this week--
00:06:05	Snowmobiles. You know it.
00:06:07	Jesus Christ.
00:06:10	Snowmobiles. How´s business?
00:06:13	When this heat wave ends,
00:06:16	- You´re the weatherman. End it.
00:06:19	- Where the heIIishe?
00:06:21	How many times do I have to
00:06:24	I almost broke my fucking neck
00:06:27	Yeah.
00:06:29	Oh, sorry. I didn´t realize you were
00:06:32	No, it´s okay.
00:06:35	- Calm down.
00:06:37	- Come with me.
00:06:39	ItaIkedto them about this thing.
00:06:42	All right?Just relax.
00:06:45	- Hi, boss.
00:06:48	I can´t do the Olive Garden tonight.
00:06:50	- [ Scoffs ]
00:06:52	- I´ve gotta eat at home.
00:06:56	No, you know what?
00:06:58	Hey, hey, hey.
00:07:01	Remember, we got
00:07:04	- Uh-huh.
00:07:06	- Mm-hmm.
00:07:09	Christ, you got some body on you.
00:07:11	[ Giggles ]
00:07:18	Do we have anything eIse?
00:07:21	Unless you want to torture me
00:07:24	Like that was a bad idea.
00:07:27	Come on, I´m a weatherman.
00:07:31	I feel bad foryou, Dick. I do.
00:07:33	One day you´re gonna wake up,
00:07:36	you had a diamond in your hand,
00:07:39	To where, Atlantic City?
00:07:41	- Oh, that´s what this is about.
00:07:44	That´s right. I hear everything.
00:07:47	I´m like a satellite in outer space.
00:07:50	- My agent is all over it.
00:07:58	[Russ]Mace Kornberg, pIease.
00:08:00	Yes, this is Russ Richards. Mm-hmm.
00:08:05	You know, this is getting
00:08:08	I´ve already left,
00:08:10	AIIright, yourboss, Mace Kornberg,
00:08:16	He Iovedme, okay?
00:08:19	We-- We sat at
00:08:22	for over an hour,
00:08:25	And now for some reason,
00:08:31	Well, what part ofthat
00:08:35	Just tell him Russ Richards called,
00:08:41	[ Sighs ]
00:08:44	What´s happening?
00:08:47	Nah, but, the whole agency
00:08:49	- A retreat or something.
00:08:52	Oh, I´m not sure,
00:08:56	- Hey, Igotgreat news foryou.
00:08:59	Yeah. Remember my brother´s car,
00:09:03	For the sake ofexpediency,
00:09:06	Well, he´s finally ready to sell it.
00:09:08	It´s all pounded out, repainted,
00:09:11	Beautiful lime-green finish.
00:09:15	Now, Larry, is there some reason
00:09:18	Just ifyou decide theJag
00:09:23	I´m not selling theJag.
00:09:25	I´d sell my body parts
00:09:28	Okay. You´re the boss.
00:09:30	Yeah, I am the boss.
00:09:33	I´m not losing the house either.
00:09:35	You know what you laymen
00:09:38	It´s not about the snowmobiles.
00:09:42	It´s about the weather, okay?
00:09:44	One cold front,
00:09:46	I´m Rockefeller. I´m on Broadway.
00:09:51	Yeah!
00:09:53	[ Moaning ]
00:09:55	Oh, whip me forever!
00:10:00	[ Both Moaning ]
00:10:06	[ Russ Sighs ]
00:10:13	Boy, whew!
00:10:18	Oh, with Dick,
00:10:21	Don´t put that image in my head.
00:10:26	Here. Try thisjust one time.
00:10:28	- No.
00:10:30	I don´t even want a contact high.
00:10:35	You shouldn´t even be smoking it.
00:10:38	You practically work for the state.
00:10:40	Okay, I´m putting it out.
00:10:42	- I have a question to askyou.
00:10:45	Ifyou had an agent, and you tried
00:10:49	eight times, and he didn´t return
00:10:52	- Um--
00:10:55	I can´t relate. I´ve never had
00:10:57	Oh! I just don´t get it.
00:11:02	When I met-- I met this guy,
00:11:05	He wanted to do this for me,
00:11:08	I´ve had my ass kissed,
00:11:11	So he is officially your agent?
00:11:16	It´s splitting hairs here, you know.
00:11:18	I mean, it was clear
00:11:21	You know what he said to me?
00:11:23	He said that I delivered the weather
00:11:26	[ Chuckles ]
00:11:28	No, he wasn´t drunk.
00:11:32	Look. Ifthe guy´s not returning
00:11:35	Just hire someone else.
00:11:37	- Do you know who Mace Kornberg is?
00:11:39	Do you have any idea
00:11:43	Here´s a little primer foryou.
00:11:45	He only handled Gene Rayburn
00:11:49	Wow. All right,
00:11:51	Yeah, congratulations.
00:11:54	I wouldn´t be caught dead driving
00:11:59	Well, how about door number two?
00:12:02	Old reliable.
00:12:04	[ Giggles ]
00:12:23	You´re in a very small,
00:12:26	What is it
00:12:28	and all the others knocking
00:12:31	Well, I´m not so sure. You know,
00:12:33	I see on television guys that would
00:12:36	But I don´t tell them.
00:12:38	No. The analogy is a game show host
00:12:44	but the format is the cake.
00:12:46	- Yeah, format is the cake.
00:12:48	for all the things he does,
00:12:53	Hestays out ofthe way.
00:12:57	And now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:13:02	And now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:13:07	[TVContinues, Indistinct]
00:13:10	So, Russ, itsounds Iike we can keep
00:13:14	in mothballs a while longer then.
00:13:16	That´s what it sounds like, Dan.
00:13:18	And the sleds and snowmobiles
00:13:21	That is correct, Heidi.
00:13:25	[Dan] Thanks, Russ.
00:13:35	- [ Answering Machine Beeps ]
00:13:39	[ Beep ]
00:13:43	[ Man ] Uh, yes.
00:13:46	This is Sandy from
00:13:49	I´m sorry no one got back to you,
00:13:53	- Apology accepted, Sandy.
00:13:56	that Mr. Kornberg is dead.
00:13:58	He passed away
00:14:00	I´m sure had he not,
00:14:03	- Oh, jeez!
00:14:05	- Yeah. Yep.
00:14:07	- [ Beep ]
00:14:10	[ Sighs ]
00:14:24	[Rock]
00:14:32	Russ, let me get this straight.
00:14:35	You don´t do coke.
00:14:39	Well, what the fuck
00:14:42	Itjust--Itjust went, okay?
00:14:44	Does it matter? What was that?
00:14:47	That´s Carla, the Human Cannon.
00:14:49	- Oh, she´s good.
00:14:52	- Russ, we go way back.
00:14:56	And I like you. I do. I´m a fan.
00:15:01	I don´t think I can lay my hands
00:15:03	- Oh.
00:15:05	I´m going through
00:15:09	- I´m sure you understand.
00:15:11	I do now.
00:15:13	Okay. Take care, Gig.
00:15:17	Hypothetically speaking, it´s not
00:15:21	What do you mean?
00:15:23	Well, you do have options.
00:15:26	What are they?
00:15:29	Take your glasses off.
00:15:32	- [ Hums ]
00:15:36	Russ, I assume you have insurance
00:15:40	Yeah, so?
00:15:42	Don´t you think now would be
00:15:45	make a few claims on, you know,
00:15:49	Oh, God. Oh, jeez!
00:15:52	Are you talking about arson?
00:15:54	The last thing you want to
00:15:57	Well, that´s right.
00:15:59	The way to beat an insurance company
00:16:03	Oh, God.
00:16:08	You are veering in that direction.
00:16:12	First of-- Look. If I weren´t, okay,
00:16:16	the vice president
00:16:18	and I´m a Big Brother, Gig.
00:16:20	Russ, it´s your money.
00:16:23	[ Sighs ]
00:16:25	The insurance company
00:16:30	The whole ''man ofthe people,´´
00:16:34	it´s quaint, but don´t you think
00:16:38	[ Exhales ]
00:16:41	Well, how would it work?
00:16:44	You know, like, you know,
00:16:46	How would, you know,
00:16:49	- Well, it´s nothing.
00:16:53	If I were to put it
00:16:56	where you would equate brain surgery
00:16:59	this would be like a visit
00:17:01	- Hmm.
00:17:04	I have an acquaintance named Dale
00:17:07	It´s a very simple procedure, Russ.
00:17:11	The whole thing would take...
00:17:14	Forty? Wow.
00:17:17	Fortyminutes, tops.
00:17:20	DaIe arrivesatyourdeaIership on
00:17:24	[Man]It´sso easy
00:17:28	- [ Continues ]
00:17:31	Leaves the teIItaIe signs
00:17:36	andgains entrance.
00:17:38	Then it´sjust a simpIe matter
00:17:43	Imean, the actuaIextraction
00:17:49	And, uh, that´s that.
00:17:52	AIIthat´s Ieft isbetween
00:18:01	Endofstory. Easyaspie.
00:18:05	I, ofcourse, would command
00:18:09	- I figured that.
00:18:13	I mean, only ifyou´re ready
00:18:16	That visit to the podiatrist.
00:18:21	Well, it´s like removing a bunion
00:18:23	An ingrown toenail,
00:18:25	Funny. Okay. Okay.
00:18:29	Good choice.
00:18:32	I wasin the rightpIace, but
00:18:36	I wassaying the right things
00:18:41	- I was on the right trip
00:18:45	Let´s do this cocksucker.
00:18:47	- [Continues]
00:18:51	I´ve been runnin ´
00:18:56	This is so cool. You can just
00:19:00	Yeah, I got the keys, don´t I?
00:19:03	All right. This one´s
00:19:06	The pricks wanna keep him
00:19:09	I wasin the wrongpIace, but
00:19:13	- Home run.
00:19:15	It´shappening right thissecond.
00:19:19	I wasin the right worId,
00:19:24	- [Sirens WaiIing]
00:19:27	Let mejust askyou one question,
00:19:31	Don´t worry about your bat, asshole.
00:19:34	[Phone Ringing]
00:19:39	[Ring]
00:19:42	- Yeah?
00:19:44	- What?
00:19:46	the fuckin´ second they set bail,
00:19:50	I also want an extra ten grand
00:19:53	- Are we clear, weatherman?
00:19:56	We´re the furthest thing from clear.
00:19:58	I don´t even know who you are.
00:20:00	Look. A second ago I was asleep.
00:20:02	And two seconds ago, I was
00:20:05	and we were getting along
00:20:07	Save that foryour psychiatrist.
00:20:09	Stop it! Stop saying that!
00:20:11	- I don´t have ten grand.
00:20:13	You´d better sell something
00:20:15	You just get me my fucking money!
00:20:17	- What--
00:20:21	[ Sighs ]
00:20:43	Okay, Russ.
00:20:47	- [Woman]RussRichards! Hi!
00:20:50	Merry Christmas.
00:20:53	Okay. Mmm.
00:20:59	- Scoop-a-doop, Russ, love.
00:21:01	- Problem.
00:21:03	Dale the Thug´s getting a bit pissy
00:21:06	Dale the Thug? Dale the Thug?
00:21:08	That´s his nickname?
00:21:10	Oh, that´s childhood issues.
00:21:13	He was fine for a day or two,
00:21:17	Good morning.
00:21:20	- Can I have coffee? With milk.
00:21:24	- Do you have those apple pastries?
00:21:26	- The pastries with cinnamon swirls.
00:21:28	- He´s Ieaving, okay?
00:21:31	Okay. All right.
00:21:33	[GiggIing]
00:21:35	I cannot be seen with you.
00:21:38	Russ, you don´t return my calls.
00:21:41	Ifthere´s a Dale the Thug issue,
00:21:45	I´m tapped out. The money I got for
00:21:50	I am not having this conversation
00:21:52	Th-There´s an omelette named
00:21:54	- What´s in it?
00:21:57	- Really? Really.
00:22:01	Hmm. Well, I´ll--
00:22:03	Um, Russ, I´IIjust be outside then?
00:22:05	- Oh, God!
00:22:10	- Let´s go.
00:22:12	they´ve impounded his baseball bat
00:22:14	He bought it at an auction.
00:22:17	He shouldn´t have used it then.
00:22:19	to take his ring off
00:22:21	- You screwed up, he got pinched.
00:22:24	I can´t control the sexual appetite
00:22:27	I mean, either way,
00:22:33	Why don´t you just do this?
00:22:36	Why don´t you just set up an
00:22:39	to come break my legs
00:22:42	You know what? I very much doubt
00:22:44	That´s practically
00:22:48	You know, Russ, I´ve been
00:22:50	andit occurs to me
00:22:52	the greatest opportunities
00:22:56	Only thing under my nose is this mat
00:23:00	- Am I missing something?
00:23:03	Oh, that is so stupid!
00:23:05	You think my playing the lottery
00:23:08	Not playing the lottery,
00:23:12	You got that lotto ball machine
00:23:15	A little razzle-dazzle,
00:23:19	Gig, I just came off
00:23:23	Let me bask in that a while before
00:23:26	with the fucking state lottery!
00:23:29	I´m not talking out of my ass here.
00:23:31	- I do have experience with this.
00:23:33	Yeah. About ten years ago,
00:23:35	before I washed up
00:23:38	- I rigged a bingo game at church.
00:23:42	Weighed down a few ping-pong balls,
00:23:45	I walked away
00:23:47	- Oh, a lawn mower. Wow.
00:23:50	merely the concept of gravity.
00:23:52	No, no, the concept of gravity...
00:23:55	is when you fall down
00:23:58	Well, your glass
00:24:00	No, Gig, my glass is totally empty.
00:24:03	- Watch it!
00:24:05	- Calm down!
00:24:07	Calm down.
00:24:10	- Stop! Calm down, please.
00:24:12	- What do you want me to do?
00:24:15	Everything´s fine. Thankyou.
00:24:17	She wanted to go. What do
00:24:20	I´m banging the lotto ball girl,
00:24:22	I don´t believe I bought sandals
00:24:26	I´ll take you next time. InJune,
00:24:29	Take your wife to fucking Seattle,
00:24:32	I wanted to go to Maui, you asshole!
00:24:34	Oh, I´m an asshole.
00:24:37	that takes you out to dinner and
00:24:39	Try to get that
00:24:41	who I notice you´ve been
00:24:43	Blow me.
00:24:47	- Is everything okay?
00:24:49	[Man]I´m dreamin´ofa white
00:24:54	Christmas
00:24:57	Just Iike the ones
00:25:00	Iusedto know
00:25:04	Where the treetopsgIisten
00:25:09	AndchiIdren Iisten
00:25:13	To hearsIeigh beIIs in thesnow
00:25:22	Oh, I´m
00:25:25	Dreamin´ofa white
00:25:28	- [Fades]
00:25:30	- What?
00:25:34	I don´t know how to askyou this.
00:25:36	-Just ask.
00:25:40	As a matter offact,
00:25:43	But I need your help
00:25:45	Aah! We´regonna be miIIionaires!
00:25:50	I have to admit, I thought
00:25:59	All right, most important thing...
00:26:01	is getting alone
00:26:05	five minutes before and
00:26:07	- That´s key.
00:26:10	Five minutes before, five after.
00:26:13	I´m two inches away.
00:26:16	Start taking notes, ´cause when
00:26:19	there´s gonna be gold flying around,
00:26:23	- The first piece of gold is this.
00:26:26	I think someone should call in
00:26:28	Then the buiIdinggets evacuated,
00:26:32	Okay? Are you writing this down?
00:26:35	- When we decide, I´ll write it.
00:26:38	Russ, um, forgive me.Just a second.
00:26:42	You call in a bomb scare,
00:26:46	and shut down the broadcast.
00:26:48	Right, then the firemen wiIIcome...
00:26:50	and then the policemen will come,
00:26:54	All right.Jeez. It´sjust an idea.
00:26:58	It´s a work in progress,
00:27:00	Even a painter´s got to
00:27:04	- Whatever that means.
00:27:08	Why can´t I distract Bobby somehow,
00:27:13	And then you switch the balls.
00:27:15	- No, uh, lame. That´s lame. What?
00:27:18	- Yeah?
00:27:20	In its simplicity, Russ.
00:27:24	- And movin´ on.
00:27:26	Movin´ on, I guess.
00:27:28	- Next most important thing, right?
00:27:33	We need to find your beard?
00:27:36	What the hell´s a ''beard´´?
00:27:38	You need someone to buy the ticket
00:27:41	But it has to be someone
00:27:46	- One beard. Check.
00:27:50	There´s not a person
00:27:52	Not a single person.
00:27:54	Ah! Oh, God!
00:27:59	I buy the ticket in disguise.
00:28:01	Okay? And this eliminates
00:28:04	That´s the answer. That´s it. Okay?
00:28:06	Yeah, yeah.
00:28:10	I mean,
00:28:12	What, as CharIie ChapIin?
00:28:14	[Laughing] Yeah, orno, Iike,
00:28:17	- The straw guy.
00:28:20	Yeah, he could put hay
00:28:22	- With a pom-pom on it?
00:28:25	- Ooh, it´s clever.
00:28:28	- No! Russ.
00:28:31	- Oh, okay.
00:28:33	it´s the Tin Man, it´s the dog,
00:28:37	and it´s the Scarecrow.
00:28:39	Ifyou´re gonna make fun of me,
00:28:41	WeII, my apoIogies, sir. Iam not
00:28:45	- It´s not a cartoon, Crystal.
00:28:47	- It´s a movie.
00:28:49	- Children-- Excuse me.
00:28:51	- It´s a movie! For God´s sake.
00:28:53	- Calm-- Calm down.
00:28:56	- Please?
00:29:00	[ Chuckles ]
00:29:06	Hey, I know.
00:29:10	- Who?
00:29:13	He would be the perfect beard.
00:29:16	He doesn ´t even drink,
00:29:19	The minute
00:29:22	IcouIdseeyou were
00:29:26	A reaIbig spender
00:29:29	- Good-Iookin ´, so refined
00:29:33	Say wouIdn ´tyou Iike to know
00:29:36	- I got you balloons. We should go.
00:29:38	So Iet meget right to thepoint
00:29:40	I got you a room
00:29:42	Idon´tpop mycork
00:29:45	Hey, big spender
00:29:50	Spenda IittIe time with me
00:29:54	- Oh. It´s so green and lush.
00:29:58	- [Russ] Oh, this issogreat.
00:30:00	- Look at this TV, a closet.
00:30:04	And this clock with a little light.
00:30:08	- [CrystaI] Oh, showercurtain.
00:30:11	All-you-can-eat buffet.
00:30:14	- [ Wheezing, Coughing ]
00:30:16	- How comfy. What do you think?
00:30:20	- [ Gasps ] Mold spores.
00:30:23	This room has a high content
00:30:26	- My throat´s closin´ up.
00:30:29	- [ Gasping, Wheezing ]
00:30:33	[ Wheezing Continues ]
00:30:36	- Are you all right, Walter?
00:30:40	Mm. Tsk.
00:30:42	[ Exhaling, Gurgling ]
00:30:44	[ Wheezing ]
00:30:49	Oh, jeez.
00:30:51	- All clear.
00:30:54	- Yeah.
00:30:56	It´s a combination ofthe heat
00:30:59	Yeah. Is it always this sticky
00:31:04	Well, you know, it´s--
00:31:07	but it´s not entirely uncommon, no.
00:31:09	- Uh-uh.
00:31:11	Well, okay, well, historically,
00:31:15	- Yeah, well, w-why´s that?
00:31:19	- [ Sniffling ]
00:31:21	Your, uh--yougotyourcoIdfronts
00:31:24	your warm fronts, and then
00:31:27	- Well, without my gauges, I-I--
00:31:31	Walter? Walter? Hey! Walter.
00:31:33	- Yeah?
00:31:36	How long will it be
00:31:39	- Oh, well--
00:31:41	Um, it´s real simple, honey.
00:31:43	When we get our first payment,
00:31:47	- That´s yours.
00:31:49	- We want you to be happy.
00:31:52	Well, I could--
00:31:54	´cause m-m-my church
00:31:57	- Oh, well, that is so refreshing.
00:32:01	And I´m gonna use the rest
00:32:04	Ah. Okay. Well, that´s good.
00:32:07	Do you masturbate, Russ?
00:32:10	Jeez. I´ve been so busy lately,
00:32:15	- ´Cause I masturbate all the time.
00:32:17	Yeah. Some people think it´s a sin,
00:32:19	but God gave us the ability to
00:32:23	Oh. Oh, okay.
00:32:27	- Sure. Why not?
00:32:30	- There´s a lot ofsex in the Bible.
00:32:33	- I´m sure there´sa BibIe here.
00:32:35	- Yeah, sure.
00:32:37	- We´re a team, right?
00:32:40	- Yeah?
00:32:42	- [ Chuckling ]
00:32:44	Yeah? Yeah?
00:32:50	- Oh, I´vegot one. Let mepick.
00:32:52	- Please, let me finish. Okay, 1 6.
00:32:54	Sixteen, okay? That´s how old I was
00:32:57	- Really?
00:33:00	Twenty-five. Okay, twenty-five.
00:33:03	-January 25, 1 91 2. All right.
00:33:05	No, the 25th
00:33:08	and I got divorced,
00:33:10	I didn´t get a good settlement.
00:33:12	I had a ´70 Camaro and got in that
00:33:16	- Oh, yeah. Famous whiplash. Okay.
00:33:19	Um, I got some randomly
00:33:22	[WaIter]
00:33:24	- Okay?
00:33:27	Twenty-two, seventy.
00:33:33	Puncture. Then you inject
00:33:38	- You know, weigh ´em down.
00:33:42	Then weput a IittIe gIue
00:33:45	- Nine.
00:33:48	- Twenty-seven.
00:33:51	It´s Iike artsandcrafts.
00:33:53	- Seven.
00:33:57	- Those aregonna rise to the top.
00:33:59	Get it? Okay.
00:34:03	[Russ]
00:34:06	Sweet, simple concept of gravity.
00:34:08	- Here we go. Go.
00:34:10	Yeah! Whoo!
00:34:13	- That´s brilliant. Brilliant!
00:34:15	Andshe wasn ´tgonna
00:34:17	Thisguy was wise
00:34:20	Andhe flies out the door
00:34:22	Easymoney
00:34:52	WiIIthese warm temperatures
00:34:55	Catch me tonight in
00:34:58	Right here on ChanneI6, WTPA.
00:35:30	Okay. Ready.
00:35:33	- [CarHorn BIaring]
00:35:36	I have been watching
00:35:38	[Horn BIaring]
00:35:48	- [Woman On TV, Indistinct]
00:35:54	I don´t know why. But I´m fine.
00:35:58	- Make way. Give her space.
00:36:00	- Thank God. Yeah.
00:36:03	- I don´t know what happened.
00:36:16	- And I just had the car checked.
00:36:19	- Yeah.
00:36:21	- Well, who knows? Maybe I did.
00:36:24	- Yeah, that´s a good idea.
00:36:26	Do you? That´s great, Bobby.
00:36:30	Let me know
00:36:34	[LotteryAnnouncer]
00:36:37	Ourmachine contains80baIIs,
00:36:42	Drawing tonight wiIIbe ChanneI6´s
00:36:47	Now, let´s start the machine,
00:36:51	Now, CrystaI, drawthe first number.
00:36:58	Seventy!
00:37:01	Andthesecond.
00:37:07	Twenty-two!
00:37:09	And the third.
00:37:15	Seven!
00:37:18	And now the fourth.
00:37:24	Sixteen!
00:37:27	And the fifth number, please.
00:37:32	Nine!
00:37:35	- [LotteryAnnouncer] Thesixth!
00:37:44	Twenty-seven!
00:37:46	[ Lottery Announcer ]
00:37:48	Tonight´s
00:37:51	22, 7, 1 6,
00:37:53	9, 27.
00:37:55	Ifyou have it, come andget it.
00:37:58	- Good girl.
00:38:00	Back to you, Dan!
00:38:02	[Announcer] That about wrapsit up
00:38:06	Enjoythe rest ofyourevening.
00:38:10	You can see aIIthe PennsyIvania
00:38:13	on WTPA, ChanneI6.
00:38:24	Oh! My head!
00:38:27	Crystal! I got you.
00:38:30	- I got you. Come on, come on.
00:38:32	- No, let´s-- Please, this way.
00:38:34	- No. This way!
00:38:36	- Oh, I´m not making any sense.
00:38:39	- I-I don´t-- Oh!
00:38:54	- You feelin´ better now?
00:38:56	I don´t know. Yeah.
00:38:59	Uh-huh. Thanks. I really do.
00:39:19	[ Gasps ]
00:39:21	Shit! Shit! Oh.
00:39:24	God! Stop it!
00:39:26	Stay in! Come on!
00:39:28	Get in! Damn it.
00:39:31	Stay in, little mothers. Oh, shit.
00:39:34	Okay, okay, okay.
00:39:38	Okay.
00:39:41	- Hey!
00:39:44	Are you sure you should be drivin´?
00:39:47	Why don´t you let me
00:39:49	No, I´m fine. I´m fine now.
00:39:52	Yeah. I had a Three Musketeers.
00:39:54	Okay, then. Get some sleep.
00:39:56	- All right. Thanks, sweetie.
00:39:59	No!
00:40:02	Thankyou, though. You´re sweet.
00:40:23	Good afternoon, Lawrence.
00:40:26	Hey, Russ.
00:40:28	- I´ve been thinking about you.
00:40:30	No, I have.
00:40:33	Token of my appreciation
00:40:36	And let me tell you something else.
00:40:40	- What people?
00:40:43	No one is stealing you away from me,
00:40:48	- What are you?
00:40:50	- That´s right.
00:40:53	- Idon´t know what to say.
00:40:56	As ourJewish friends say, ''Enjoy.´´
00:40:59	Look, Russ, remember I told you
00:41:02	The one with the roadside fun park
00:41:05	in LeadviIIe?
00:41:07	Well, ifyou did,
00:41:10	Well, I gave him a call,
00:41:14	and he said he´d buy our whole
00:41:17	Really? Well, how much?
00:41:19	Okay, well, here´s where
00:41:22	- Thirty thousand?
00:41:26	I oughta get in a Santa Claus outfit
00:41:29	I just thought, you know,
00:41:32	''The noose´´? Who am I talking to?
00:41:36	Is this Larry, the winner?
00:41:39	Am I talking to the Larry
00:41:42	- Who´s talking about me?
00:41:45	Hey, hey, good. Good idea.
00:42:01	- Good morning, sweetie. Hi.
00:42:04	- So, where is it?
00:42:08	The ticket. I´m dying to see it.
00:42:11	Well, I have it. Don´t worry.
00:42:13	I´m not worried.
00:42:17	Well, actually,
00:42:20	I might hold on to it for a while.
00:42:22	- What does that mean?
00:42:25	first ofall, how come
00:42:28	Imean,
00:42:31	- Walter?
00:42:35	I´m-- I´m the one
00:42:37	What ifthey find out
00:42:39	- No.
00:42:42	It´s like this is a setup
00:42:47	- I could get caught.
00:42:49	No. Shh. Sweetie, listen.
00:42:52	Okay? Now, we made a deal,
00:42:56	So let´sjust move forward
00:42:58	No. Why-- Why can´t
00:43:01	- The weatherman, you, and me.
00:43:03	- I´m doin´ all the work.
00:43:07	Well, can we-- I´m family.
00:43:10	Go get the fucking ticket!
00:43:12	Now, give me the ticket,
00:43:14	Get off me! You´re a whore!
00:43:17	- Stop it!
00:43:19	Do not fuck with me,
00:43:22	Go ahead and rape me.
00:43:24	Shut up! Where´s the ticket?
00:43:27	- I´m not telling you, slut!
00:43:29	- I´m telling your parents!
00:43:32	Are you ready for the song
00:43:35	- [ Children ] Yeah!
00:43:37	There was a farmer had a dog
00:43:41	B-i-n-g-o, B-i-n-g-o
00:43:45	- [WaIterGasping]
00:43:47	My-- My-- My-- My-- My puffer.
00:43:49	- Your what? Stop it! What?
00:43:53	[ Wheezing, Coughing ]
00:43:56	- I´ll get it. God.
00:44:00	Is this what you want, your puffer?
00:44:03	[ Wheezing ]
00:44:06	Fine!
00:44:08	[ Gasping, Wheezing ]
00:44:11	- F-Fucky-you.
00:44:13	[ Inhaler Clicking, Expelling Mist ]
00:44:16	- [ TV ] These days are ours
00:44:19	- Happy and free
00:44:22	- These daysare ours
00:44:26	Good-bye gray skies, Hello blue
00:44:29	There´s nothing can hold me
00:44:31	FeeIsso right,
00:44:34	Rockin´ and rollin´
00:44:36	The people on the bus
00:44:39	Yap-yap-yap, Yap-yap-yap
00:44:41	The people on the bus
00:44:44	[Man On TV]Laverne De Fazio
00:44:47	- CasabIanca.
00:44:49	- Shit!
00:44:52	[Screaming, YeIIing On TV]
00:44:56	Damn it!
00:45:04	Come on. Where is it?
00:45:13	Oh! Goddamn it!
00:45:24	Ugh.
00:45:27	[ Sighs ]
00:45:29	Oh!
00:45:33	Yes. Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yes!
00:45:37	Hey, Walt, met your girlfriend.
00:45:40	Cute.
00:45:44	[ Voice Breaking ]
00:45:48	My cousin had some kind
00:45:52	He´s not moving. Okay.
00:45:56	I can´t believe it. I-I´m in shock.
00:45:59	I thought he had
00:46:01	- His puffer? I couldn´t find it.
00:46:04	- You couldn´t find it?
00:46:07	And then when we did find it,
00:46:11	- Mist?
00:46:14	- Mm. Know what his last words were?
00:46:17	- ''Crystal, my sweet angel.´´
00:46:22	''Go into my wallet
00:46:26	´cause you and Russ
00:46:29	Oh, God!
00:46:32	Oh, fuck me. No fried clams?
00:46:36	- Crystal? I know, baby.
00:46:38	It´s insensitive to bring up
00:46:42	but I think
00:46:45	What?
00:46:47	Well, with Walter gone,
00:46:49	we have no one
00:46:52	- God rest his soul and everything.
00:46:55	- Why?
00:46:58	In fact, I´ll probably see
00:47:00	No. You know,
00:47:03	- I mean, they´ve suffered enough.
00:47:07	He´s more handsome in person!
00:47:12	- [ Sniffles ]
00:47:14	You wonder ifthere´s
00:47:16	- Maybe it wasjust Walter´s time--
00:47:21	[Rock]
00:47:42	- Hello,Jerry, mate. How are you?
00:47:49	- Wanna hear a cute story?
00:47:55	You know I got a grandson,
00:47:57	- That´s a great age.
00:47:59	He says to me the other day,
00:48:01	''Pop-Pop, when I grow up,
00:48:05	I wanna be a bookie and run
00:48:08	Ohhh.
00:48:10	I know. I melted.
00:48:13	Andthen he asksme,
00:48:17	when people play the numbers,
00:48:19	what number do they try to win?´´
00:48:22	So I explain to him.
00:48:24	I say, ''Sweetie,
00:48:27	we get the number from someplace
00:48:32	- And he says, ''Like SesameStreet?´´
00:48:36	It´s amazing what these kids
00:48:38	It´s amazing. And I say,
00:48:41	We get the number from
00:48:43	the last three digits
00:48:46	because everyone knows
00:48:51	which means no one
00:48:56	- That´s right.
00:48:59	You know, big long look with
00:49:03	''And I bet no one can win either!´´
00:49:06	He´s a genius. Kid´s a genius.
00:49:10	After all, h-how often
00:49:12	- Once, twice, three times a year.
00:49:14	If. So, moving right along.
00:49:16	Next day, guess what.
00:49:21	- No shit!
00:49:25	Which even a six-year-old kid knows,
00:49:30	Out ofthe realm of possibility.
00:49:34	- I don´t know what to tell you.
00:49:39	When I looked at
00:49:41	a pattern started to emerge.
00:49:43	- Really?
00:49:47	[ Laughing ]
00:49:52	Your ex-wife.
00:49:56	Her mother´s sister.
00:49:59	Your cousin Vic.
00:50:01	A few other stray crinkly leaves
00:50:04	They all played variations
00:50:08	- You know,Jerry.
00:50:11	If it wasn´t for the fact
00:50:13	- We are dear friends, right?
00:50:15	I would suspect that you
00:50:21	Ofwhat?
00:50:23	I mean,Jesus Christ himself
00:50:29	Thankyou.
00:50:32	Unless--
00:50:34	UnlessJesus had a buddy
00:00:04	Nah. [ Chuckles ]
00:00:07	- Yeah, a fuckin´ head scratcher.
00:00:10	Fuckin´ head scratcher, mate.
00:00:13	You know, I got some pals
00:00:16	Always looking for
00:00:21	Now,Jerry, you never told me
00:00:24	I don´t.
00:00:28	[Laughing]
00:00:47	Hello, Dale, love. How are you?
00:00:50	- What you gonna do tonight, Kippy?
00:00:53	You´re gonna watch SportsCenter,
00:00:55	and you´re gonna see ifWinchell
00:00:58	[Jerry]Andifhe´sstiIIout
00:01:01	we gotta change the spread
00:01:03	- Right.
00:01:05	- I´m gonna watch SportsCenter.
00:01:07	- Good night.
00:01:11	- Oh, beautiful. Lovely. Flat tire.
00:01:15	- Kippy? Kippy!
00:01:20	- This isjust lovely.
00:01:25	- Has oIdMacHeath, babe
00:01:28	Andhe keepsit out ofsight
00:01:34	- Ah!
00:01:36	With his teeth babe
00:01:39	ScarIet biIIowsstart to spread
00:01:45	FancygIoves, though
00:01:51	So there´snever
00:01:57	Nowon thesidewaIk, huh, huh
00:01:59	Ooh Sundaymorning, uh-huh
00:02:03	Liesa body
00:02:05	Just oozin´Iife, eek
00:02:08	Andsomeone´s sneakin´
00:02:11	´Roundthe corner
00:02:14	CouIdthatsomeone
00:02:41	Nine!
00:02:43	[ Announcer ] And the sixth.
00:02:48	- Twenty-seven!
00:02:53	What the heIIis she up to?
00:02:57	You´re not smart enough
00:03:04	Balls arejust laying there.
00:03:22	Hey.
00:03:24	- [ Chuckling ] How are you?
00:03:27	Hey, you´re that, uh--
00:03:30	- Weatherman.
00:03:32	- Hey, I watch you every night!
00:03:35	- Let me give you a hand with that.
00:03:37	- I insist!
00:03:39	Wow, man! It must be great
00:03:43	Well, it, uh, it pays the bills.
00:03:45	Nah, you guysjust read
00:03:48	Cold in the east, a storm right.
00:03:52	It´s more complicated than that.
00:03:55	Let me askyou-- I´m trying to plan
00:03:58	Can you tell me
00:04:00	Oh, right, hey, nice meeting you.
00:04:02	Always great to know a fan.
00:04:04	- Dale.
00:04:06	- Yeah.
00:04:10	So, Russ, I just want to apologize
00:04:14	I wasn´t really feeling good.
00:04:18	I had fear issues come up,
00:04:21	- Oh, yeah.
00:04:24	which I´m really not supposed to do,
00:04:27	- Oh, I see.
00:04:29	- Yeah, go ahead.
00:04:32	I just wanted to make an amends.
00:04:34	Hey, listen, don´t you worry.
00:04:37	The truth is,
00:04:39	I was gonna call about the $1 0,000,
00:04:43	Don´t worry about
00:04:46	- It´s water under the bridge.
00:04:50	I didn´t know that. All right then.
00:04:53	Okay, let´s celebrate.
00:04:55	Yeah, because the newnumber
00:04:58	[Spits]
00:05:01	[ Clears Throat ]
00:05:04	Come here, Russ.
00:05:06	- I rather not.
00:05:08	- No, no.
00:05:12	Okay.
00:05:15	Unfortunately, Russell, we have
00:05:18	Oh, really? What´s the wrinkle?
00:05:20	Basically I had to play pinata
00:05:23	- That ups the invoice a little.
00:05:26	- No, he´s dead.
00:05:28	You know, okay.
00:05:31	I´m really uncomfortable
00:05:33	You know, not to mention,
00:05:35	I broke my 1 986 World Series
00:05:39	- Oh, yeah?
00:05:42	She´s gettin´ a little old, and
00:05:45	- Hasn´t left the house in 6 weeks.
00:05:48	You killed Jerry the bookie
00:05:51	It´s not like a half mil is gonna
00:06:00	- Get me the money, Russ.
00:06:04	Great, Gig.
00:06:06	I´ll fuckin´ ball-bat you,
00:06:09	Okay, okay.
00:06:11	Okay.
00:06:16	- Mint Listerine?
00:06:19	- When did they come out with this?
00:06:22	- Is it good?
00:06:27	[ Tires Screeching ]
00:06:35	Look,justgive thisDaIeguy
00:06:39	- It´s better than losing it all.
00:06:43	Crystal, he hits people
00:06:46	He´s not gonna hit you with a bat.
00:06:49	- What?
00:06:51	He´s not my friend. I just met
00:06:55	- Look-- $900.
00:06:57	Made in Italy.
00:07:01	If it wasn´t on a boat,
00:07:04	Stop buying things from Italy.
00:07:07	We-- We are not millionaires.
00:07:09	The first thing we gotta do is find
00:07:13	to cash in this ticket A.S.A.P.,
00:07:16	Funny you should mention that.
00:07:18	- I think I have another candidate.
00:07:21	This guy that I was seeing when
00:07:25	IthinkhestiII works there too.
00:07:28	Bought me a really expensive parrot,
00:07:31	My cat bit its head off.
00:07:33	You hated that fucking bird,
00:07:36	The racetrack, eh.
00:07:38	WeII, actuaIIy,
00:07:41	He injects horses with some shit
00:07:44	Forget it. Crosshim offthe Iist.
00:07:49	There is Scatter,
00:07:52	- I went to high school with him.
00:07:55	Yeah, well, he´s a total coke freak,
00:07:57	which could work in our favor
00:08:00	No, junkies are problematic.
00:08:04	Mm-hmm.
00:08:08	- Wanna have sex?
00:08:28	You know, I--
00:08:33	Yeah. I, uh--
00:08:36	I don´t know what to say.
00:08:39	I´m at a total loss.
00:08:42	I mean, here you are,
00:08:45	You´re collecting your lieutenant´s
00:08:50	I didn´t even want to do this.
00:08:52	You know how stupid I felt?
00:08:54	The lower back, it´s an enigma.
00:08:59	Pat, I´m gonna be straight with you.
00:09:01	Obviously I have alternatives
00:09:04	because-- ´cause I don´t
00:09:08	All right?
00:09:11	But from now on,
00:09:15	Here. Get started with this.
00:09:20	- A missing person´s case?
00:09:22	Jerry Green.
00:09:25	Huh.Jeez.
00:09:28	- What happened to him?
00:09:31	That´s what
00:09:35	Right. All right.
00:09:37	We talked earlier about the fact
00:09:40	Dick?
00:09:43	Oh, hey, sport. Have a seat.
00:09:46	- [ChuckIing]
00:09:48	This guy kills me.
00:09:50	- I found Crystal too.
00:09:54	- Okay.
00:09:56	- What´s going on?
00:10:00	[TV. Off]
00:10:04	- So, Russ, how´s the finances?
00:10:07	- What?
00:10:09	- W-- Great.
00:10:11	- You seemed in a bind last time.
00:10:16	Terrific. And how are you, honey?
00:10:19	- Did you know May left me?
00:10:22	- Life´s tough.
00:10:25	- But you seem to be doing well.
00:10:26	- But you seem to be doing well.
00:10:28	Why wouldn´t you be great,
00:10:33	- Yeah. Look at that, huh?
00:10:36	Oh, boy.
00:10:38	How ´bout that?
00:10:41	Don´t saya word, not one.
00:10:43	´Cause if I hear one comment like,
00:10:48	- I´m gonna call the cops.
00:10:50	Wh-What doyou mean?It sIippedout.
00:10:55	I chewed on it for three days,
00:10:57	and I´m convinced I have evidence
00:11:00	Bull. You don´t have any evidence.
00:11:03	- Stop it. Shut up. Youshut up.
00:11:05	Shut up! No. That´s bullshit.
00:11:07	Dick, you have the floor.
00:11:10	- Go ahead.
00:11:12	I want halfthe money,
00:11:14	orI´IIhaveyou arrested, and
00:11:20	- Imagine the ratings.
00:11:23	- You´re gonna see me.
00:11:26	- I´m gonna kill you!
00:11:28	You got one week
00:11:31	- You listening? I want the money.
00:11:34	Okay. Okay.
00:11:38	You want 20 percent,
00:11:41	and Dick wants halfofeverything.
00:11:43	I don´t have a calculator,
00:11:48	Dale´s money comes out
00:11:51	- Not my friend. He´s his friend.
00:11:54	Who cares?
00:11:57	The onIything that´smoot to me
00:12:01	You get a toothache,
00:12:03	What does that mean?
00:12:06	- Let´s kill the son ofa bitch.
00:12:08	- [CrystaI] Yes!
00:12:10	One call to Dale,
00:12:13	Absolutely! Let´s do it.
00:12:15	What is wrong with you?
00:12:18	He threatened us.
00:12:20	- It is extortion.
00:12:23	- We´re not giving him our money.
00:12:26	That worthless scrap ofshit?
00:12:29	Maybe it´s time foryour friend,
00:12:33	- Oh, Scatter.
00:12:36	This is killing me. I have slept
00:12:40	- Oh, God, here we go.
00:12:43	I´ve gained two pounds!
00:12:45	Listen to my voice.
00:12:48	Shouting isn´t helping.
00:12:50	- [Woman]Hey, Gig?
00:12:52	There´s a couple ofcops
00:12:54	- I´IIbe right in.
00:12:56	Cops in the club. I´ve always
00:13:00	They kill the celebrities first,
00:13:03	Will you just relax, please?
00:13:07	They´reprobabIyjust arranging
00:13:10	-Just hold on a tick.
00:13:13	[Stereo]
00:13:16	Dancing verycIose
00:13:20	-Bodybreathing
00:13:24	- What can I do foryou?
00:13:27	Yes, I am. Gig.
00:13:30	Gig, doyou knowaguy
00:13:34	He apparently is known
00:13:37	Yeah,Jerry the bookie.
00:13:41	Has he been in here lately,
00:13:44	nobody´s seen this guy
00:13:46	Ah...
00:13:49	about a week ago, I think.
00:13:51	Huh.
00:13:57	Back to back
00:14:01	SacroiIiac
00:14:05	SpineIessmovement
00:14:09	- Anda wiIdattack
00:14:12	- Maybe ask another question or two?
00:14:16	Where...do you find girls like that?
00:14:19	I mean, who´d do that kind ofstuff?
00:14:22	Well, you know,
00:14:24	You´dbesurprised.
00:14:26	These two, I believe,
00:14:31	I was gonna say,
00:14:38	Uh, so, anyway,
00:14:42	and find out
00:14:46	Well, I´ll let you know.
00:14:48	Although, withJerry,
00:14:51	He´s a bookie, for Christ´s sake.
00:14:56	It was nothing. Nothing.
00:15:00	- See, Mr. Crazy Man?
00:15:03	- They were checking onJerry.
00:15:07	- Yeah, yeah. It wasjust routine.
00:15:10	It´s called a murder investigation.
00:15:13	No, trust me.
00:15:16	They´ll find a cure for cancer
00:15:18	[MaIeAnnouncer]Live from
00:15:22	Covering Harrisburg, New York,
00:15:25	it´s News at Five
00:15:29	and Russ Richards with the weather.
00:15:31	This is News at Five.
00:15:35	Our top story tonight:
00:15:38	The body ofa local bookmaker was
00:15:43	Police say it was foul play
00:15:48	More on that story in a moment.
00:15:50	First, let´s check in
00:15:52	to see ifwe can expect more of
00:15:55	Russ?
00:15:57	Russ?
00:16:01	Oh, yeah?
00:16:03	- How about these temperatures?
00:16:06	The uncommonly warm weather--
00:16:13	- Russ?
00:16:17	Uh, um, wh-what was that question?
00:16:21	Thanks, Russ.
00:16:22	Well, it seems like we can keep
00:16:27	for the time being then.
00:16:29	That´s right, Dan.
00:16:31	Police are calling it...
00:16:34	the crudest attempt to dispose
00:16:39	Jerry Green of Linglestown...
00:16:41	was apparently
00:16:43	and then dropped into the river
00:16:47	This was insufficient weight
00:17:09	[ Sighs ]
00:17:11	What time did they pull
00:17:14	Scotty told me around 6:00.
00:17:18	It´s like a fucking guessing game.
00:17:21	They pulled him at 6:00
00:17:25	Was he nude?
00:17:29	Why don´t you get offyour ass
00:17:37	I´m goin´ with nude.
00:17:40	I´m so glad
00:17:44	What does that mean?
00:17:47	We don´t have to look
00:17:49	Gee, wouIdn ´t it begreat
00:17:52	I realize that entails more work,
00:17:55	Hasit everoccurredtoyou,
00:17:59	and hejust slipped offthe bridge?
00:18:01	Hmm?
00:18:04	Why is everybody around here
00:18:08	The man was bludgeoned to death,
00:18:10	His skull was bashed in, he had
00:18:13	and duct tape around his neck.
00:18:17	Keep going.
00:18:25	[Man On TV] You´re in
00:18:28	What is it
00:18:30	andaIIthe others knocking
00:18:33	[Man #2]I´m notso sure.
00:18:35	AsItraveI, Isee teIevisionguys
00:18:38	- But Idon´t teII ´em.
00:18:41	To me, agameshowhost
00:18:46	But the format is the cake.
00:18:49	[Man TaIking]
00:18:52	I´IIIoveyou tiIIthe dayIdie.
00:18:58	Yes! And again.
00:19:01	[Man]At2.15 that afternoon,
00:19:04	[TVContinues, Faint]
00:19:54	- He´s expecting me.
00:20:01	I don´t know why I did it.
00:20:03	It all unraveled and then
00:20:06	Jesus. I´m stiIIin shock, boss.
00:20:09	I´m in so much trouble, Larry.
00:20:12	No man becomes wise without
00:20:16	Right. Right!
00:20:19	But I never claimed to be a--
00:20:21	That´s good. Where did you get that?
00:20:24	It´s from this play I wrote
00:20:28	- Oh.
00:20:31	Well, I have a plan, I do.
00:20:33	But I need money. I need it fast.
00:20:36	I was thinking about that guy
00:20:40	- Yeah.
00:20:44	Yeah, I think so, but you´d have to
00:20:47	Set it up. Set...it...up.
00:20:51	- [ Dick ] $1 00,000?
00:20:54	You wanna sell me a lotto ticket
00:20:59	Correct. I want out.
00:21:01	However, this is
00:21:04	I want the money,
00:21:06	If I hear any excuses, any bullshit
00:21:10	or ''I need more time,´´
00:21:12	- Be reasonable. It´ll take days--
00:21:15	- I´ll get it, I´ll get it.
00:21:26	[ Russ ] Now, I believe that
00:21:29	[ Crystal ]
00:21:35	Put a motor on it,Jake!
00:21:38	Ayear and a half behind this freak.
00:21:41	One, I found a buyer for
00:21:45	I´m rentinga traiIer,
00:21:48	- But why Colorado?
00:21:50	Number two: the lotto ticket.
00:21:54	- Hundredgrand. It´shisprobIem.
00:21:58	Numberthree, which isprobabIy
00:22:01	I´m Ieaving tonight forgood.
00:22:04	Now, questions?
00:22:06	[ Tires Screech ]
00:22:08	You fucked up the whole thing!
00:22:11	- Stop it!
00:22:14	God, and I picked out a car
00:22:16	Hey, now listen.
00:22:18	If I didn´t do this, we´d be
00:22:22	- with bricks taped to our wrists.
00:22:25	- And you know it.
00:22:28	- Oh!
00:22:30	- We are under surveillance.
00:22:33	Yes. Last night I stopped by
00:22:36	A cop pulled in behind me,
00:22:41	and then he pretended
00:22:44	Did he pretend to get a doughnut?
00:22:46	- Oh, you know--
00:22:48	- You need to see a psychiatrist.
00:22:51	- You can´t handle this!
00:22:56	There´s enough mist in this thing
00:23:02	[Rock]
00:23:06	Ain ´t no big thing to wait--
00:23:09	- That´s an ugly turn ofevents.
00:23:12	- Mmm! What is this?
00:23:15	Schnapps?
00:23:17	- Can I have a drink, please?
00:23:22	You´re saying that Russ,
00:23:25	- Yeah.
00:23:29	Can you believe it?
00:23:32	- I´ve got more brains in my...shoe!
00:23:37	Russ never really had the stomach
00:23:40	I do, and I want that ticket back,
00:23:44	Doyou hearme?
00:23:46	Fine. Fine.
00:23:49	Speed dial. I love it.
00:23:52	And I want his head cut offso I can
00:23:55	- That´sjust your anger talking.
00:23:57	Dale. Dale, it´s Gig.
00:23:59	- His machine.
00:24:01	Um, see, things have got
00:24:05	Slight change of plans, nothing that
00:24:09	So either swing by or call back.
00:24:13	- Thankyou.
00:24:16	- Slight snag though.
00:24:19	WeII, DaIe-- bIesshim-- hasbeen
00:24:24	If it´s not one thing,
00:24:28	- So what´s your point?
00:24:30	If he´s gets the ticket back for us,
00:24:35	- No. No way. N-O.
00:24:39	There is a limit to my classiness.
00:24:42	- Quite obviously.
00:24:45	I´ll handle this.
00:24:48	Bunch of morons.
00:25:05	- Hi.
00:25:07	An old face from the past.
00:25:10	- Oh, just wanted to say hello.
00:25:13	´Cause the last time we chatted,
00:25:16	Gee, has something changed
00:25:19	You really did outsmart us,
00:25:23	- I´m impressed, Dick.
00:25:26	I hide in the weeds, bide my time,
00:25:29	then I jump out and tear the ass
00:25:33	Ooh. So, Mr. Lion,
00:25:36	how are you gonna
00:25:38	I´ll think ofsomething.
00:25:41	Believe me, honey,
00:25:44	´cause the second you try
00:25:46	I´mgoing to the Iotterycommission
00:25:49	Ifyou didthat, I´dratyou out
00:25:53	Mmm.
00:26:03	- What do you want?
00:26:05	Half.
00:26:11	Have you been exercising?
00:26:20	Deal.
00:26:25	Nothing like rekindling
00:27:00	Hey, that´s him. Wagstaff.
00:27:02	- Wagstaff?
00:27:05	Are you sure?
00:27:07	Light hair, 6´2´ Iiveshere.
00:27:11	- Doeshe have a record?
00:27:14	Wagstaffwas overheardbragging
00:27:17	Oh, what ajerk.
00:27:19	You know what would
00:27:22	Ifwe got into that whole
00:27:25	- [Tires Screeching]
00:27:39	[ Grunting ]
00:27:42	Oh, man! It´s getting cold out, huh?
00:27:45	I never realized
00:27:49	K.C.-inducted engines, twin carbs.
00:27:51	Just touch that throttle and boom!
00:27:53	It´s like gettin´ a chick off.
00:27:55	- That wasn´t your sales pitch.
00:27:59	You actually said that to people?
00:28:01	Well, you know,
00:28:04	Huh.
00:28:09	Hey, Russ.
00:28:12	Checkit out.
00:28:17	I don´t believe it.
00:28:19	I thought you called for
00:28:23	A backdoor cold front.
00:28:25	- A what?
00:28:29	Almost impossible to predict.
00:28:32	The atmosphere--
00:28:37	Is that from the Evel Knievel play?
00:28:39	Yup.
00:28:47	[ Sighs ]
00:29:04	[ Engine Backfires ]
00:29:08	[Backfires]
00:29:25	[Chambers]
00:29:28	Beats me.
00:29:29	He´s definitely up to something.
00:29:33	We shouIdcaIIforbackup.
00:29:36	You know, backup,
00:29:39	It´s like an old sweatshirt
00:29:45	Are you listening, Chambers?
00:30:01	- Hey.
00:30:03	Hey, wake up.
00:30:06	Come on. Wake up.
00:30:13	- Fuck it.
00:30:16	- What?
00:30:19	- What is this?
00:30:21	- You know what I want.
00:30:24	And don´t hurt me!
00:30:26	- Where´s the ticket?
00:30:28	- Gig sent you?
00:30:31	- Who do you think?
00:30:33	Don´t fuckin´ play games with me.
00:30:35	I´m hopped up on wine coolers and
00:30:38	- Where is it?
00:30:40	- You don´t know?
00:30:42	- Do you like baseball?
00:30:45	- Do you like baseball?
00:30:47	- Who´syourfavoritepIayer?
00:30:50	Ted Williams. He had some swing.
00:30:53	[ Both Screaming ]
00:30:54	No, hey, hey. Hold on.
00:30:57	Just take it easy.
00:31:00	- I´m gonna go around the back.
00:31:03	Stop that! Wait forbackup.
00:31:06	Oh, shit. Shit.
00:31:09	Shit!
00:31:13	- We speaking the same language?
00:31:16	It´s not worth it.
00:31:18	Good girl. That´s all I ask for,
00:31:22	- Here´s cooperation, you shit!
00:31:25	- Oh!
00:31:34	- [DoorSIams]
00:31:36	Don´t shoot! No, no!
00:31:39	Just go kill him.
00:32:06	Aah! Ohh!
00:32:08	Lakewood, I´m hit!
00:32:10	- Huh? Say what?
00:32:21	Aah!
00:32:27	[CrystaI]Somebody!
00:32:31	Get me a fucking robe!
00:32:53	- Isn ´t it ironic?
00:32:56	Just another wordforsaying
00:32:59	Butso what, right?
00:33:02	In a while, bim-bam-boom, I´ve got
00:33:07	- Hey, take me with you, boss.
00:33:09	- Yeah, a little Colorado road trip.
00:33:12	Come on. Let me go.
00:33:14	I´m practically a fugitive.
00:33:17	Well, Russ, today, yeah,
00:33:21	I´m an authorized
00:33:23	but tomorrow
00:33:25	boxing peanut butter cups
00:33:29	Come on, Russ.
00:33:32	You would just drop everything
00:33:35	Yeah, let the word go forth--
00:33:37	the Russ Richards freight train
00:33:41	New horizons, new conquests.
00:33:43	- Ready to kick some new ass.
00:33:47	Russ Richards is headin´ west.
00:33:49	Now let´s see what´s behind
00:33:54	You brought me fame andfortune
00:33:58	Ithankyou aII
00:34:00	- Come on.
00:34:03	All right,
00:34:06	- Ever driven one ofthese things?
00:34:10	Iconsiderit a chaIIenge before
00:34:13	All right. Here we go.
00:34:15	Hey. Yeah, baby.
00:34:20	We are the champions
00:34:23	My friends
00:34:27	And we´IIkeep on fighting
00:34:30	TiIIthe end
00:34:32	Damn the torpedoes!
00:34:35	- Whoo!
00:34:39	We are the champions
00:34:43	No time forIosers
00:34:46	´Cause we are the champions
00:34:50	- So far, so good. Let´s go.
00:35:29	[LoudCrashing]
00:35:35	I´m not gonna look.
00:35:37	- I think that´s a good idea.
00:35:44	[ Chattering ]
00:35:50	- Easy, easy.
00:35:52	Let´sget him up.
00:35:55	- Dick, where´s the ticket?
00:35:57	- Answer me.
00:36:01	Why did you do that? Oh!
00:36:06	Fuck.
00:36:12	Here.
00:36:14	Oh.
00:36:22	- Thankyou.
00:36:27	- Yeah.
00:36:30	No shit, the fucking creep.
00:36:37	Um, can I give you a lift...
00:36:41	to the hospital?
00:36:44	Why? I´m fine.
00:36:46	No, I meant,
00:36:49	Oh, right. Yeah.
00:36:51	It´s kinda late, and I have
00:36:57	- Stuff.
00:37:00	Well, we might need
00:37:04	uh, I might call you.
00:37:07	I´m available.
00:37:10	- Fantastic.
00:37:14	- Sure.
00:37:19	[Man] Get him out ofhere.
00:37:24	Hey, Chambers.
00:37:26	All right, hang on just a second.
00:37:29	[ Loudly ]
00:37:31	I´d feel a lot better if I could get
00:37:34	We´re all gonna pull you
00:37:37	Positive attitude--
00:37:40	Hey, pal, he got shot in the leg.
00:37:42	Let´s hope so. Be careful with him!
00:37:46	[ Larry ] What are you doing?
00:37:48	I´m trying to disconnect this
00:37:54	[Radio Buzzes]
00:37:56	[FemaIe Dispatcher]
00:37:58	[ Groans ]
00:38:01	Got ajackknifedtractor-traiIer
00:38:05	- You´re about a miIe away.
00:38:09	Great. Now I got
00:38:17	[ Grunting ] Why do they
00:38:20	Uh, I think it´s twisted.
00:38:22	No, it´s coming. It´s coming!
00:38:24	- Oh, I don´t know, Russ.
00:38:27	Shit! Fuck!
00:38:31	Why-- Why the hell
00:38:33	Why the fuck is it snowing now?
00:38:36	- [Siren WaiIing]
00:38:39	Don´t say a word without a lawyer,
00:38:42	- Stay strong.
00:38:45	You get out of here.
00:38:48	- If I go tojail, I´m goin´ alone.
00:38:50	Your money´s in your briefcase!
00:38:56	Don´t do it! Don´t take that sled.
00:39:00	Take the 4-40!
00:39:04	- What?
00:39:06	- An onboardtooIkit!
00:39:10	This beauty is built foryou!
00:39:12	- Hand warmers, halogen lights!
00:39:16	No! Pull the choke.
00:39:18	- No, don´t flood it.
00:39:21	Finesse. Like getting a chick off.
00:39:24	- [ Engine Rewing ]
00:39:27	It looks like you´re in need
00:39:34	- Get back!
00:39:37	- Back off!
00:39:40	Isaidback off, motherfucker!
00:39:43	Hey. Hey!
00:39:46	Ho! Oh, man!
00:39:49	Give me the case.
00:39:52	Whoo! Hoo-hoo!
00:39:55	Whoa!
00:39:58	Hail Yamaha.
00:40:01	Ah,Jesus Christ!
00:40:04	This night never ends.
00:40:06	[ Grunts ]
00:40:08	[ Siren Wailing ]
00:40:14	Let me Ioose, Ijustgot back
00:40:17	- I waspushedandIgot dragged
00:40:20	Now it´s time to play
00:40:22	with your host, Russ Richards!
00:40:25	Destination anywhere
00:40:28	So fargone, I´m aImost there
00:40:31	Can´tyousee, Ican´t deny
00:40:33	I´m outta here Iike I´m on fire
00:40:36	Livin´Iike an animaI, criminaI
00:40:40	TeIevision newsman
00:40:42	Bringing down the waIIs
00:40:45	Ohh!
00:40:48	Just anotherhighbrowcowboy
00:40:52	AndaIIthe thingsIoughta be
00:40:54	- Here IamyourdemoIition man
00:41:00	[Woman]Russ?Russ.
00:41:02	- Russ.
00:41:04	- Russ.
00:41:06	- Russ!
00:41:08	How you feelin´?
00:41:11	- Yougotprettybangedup there.
00:41:13	We figured you´d be up in a minute.
00:41:17	You are so funny. You´re as funny
00:41:21	- I can´t believe I´m alive.
00:41:24	You get it?
00:41:27	I´m gonna get your dinner,
00:41:30	- Okay. Bye.
00:41:33	- Okay, bye-bye.
00:41:37	- Officer, please don´t upset him.
00:41:41	You´re in big trouble, mister.
00:41:43	- No. Oh, God.
00:41:46	- You´re gonna have to pay for it.
00:41:49	I said it was stupid at the start,
00:41:53	That´s good. Remorse. Nice candy.
00:41:56	´Cause, for starters,
00:42:01	Oh, God! Three big-- Three years?
00:42:04	Three hundred dollars.
00:42:07	What?
00:42:09	For the windshield.
00:42:11	PIus, there´s
00:42:16	You´ll have to put that together
00:42:21	- This-- This is a ticket.
00:42:24	For operating a class-two vehicle
00:42:29	Can´t this wait? Mr. Richards
00:42:32	- We´re talking.
00:42:35	My pen ran out of ink.
00:42:38	Officer, IreaIIymust insist.
00:42:40	From doing paperwork all night,
00:42:44	- My boss?
00:42:47	- He´s right down the hall here.
00:42:50	Some thug broke into his house.
00:42:53	Broke his legs with a bat.
00:42:55	- Boom.
00:42:58	WeII, Idon´t know.
00:43:01	But don´t worry.
00:43:04	I killed him.
00:43:06	Oh, jeez, that´sjust--
00:43:09	- Come on. Thankyou.
00:43:11	Back, back, back, back!
00:43:14	- Scoot!Scoot!
00:43:17	[ Stifled Chuckling ]
00:43:44	[LoudCIattering]
00:43:46	What?
00:43:48	[ Blubbering ]
00:43:51	Dick, I´m back.
00:43:53	This is the lightning round.
00:43:56	- Quiet, I´m trying to ski.
00:43:59	I´m gonna give it back, but I need
00:44:02	It´s my show--
00:44:04	This is the plan. I´m docking you
00:44:08	And I´m docking Gig
00:44:11	And I´m docking Crystal
00:44:14	Starting today,
00:44:17	Ifanyone doesn´t like it,
00:44:21	- [ Gasps ]
00:44:23	Where is it? Where is the ticket?
00:44:26	I-- I gave it to Larry King.
00:44:32	Uh, no--
00:44:35	Got to learn to share your toys!
00:44:54	[Dan] Thesearch is over.
00:44:56	The winnerofIast month´s
00:45:00	hasfinaIIysteppedforward.
00:45:03	She´sa waitressat a IocaIDenny´s
00:45:07	PennsyIvania ´snewest
00:45:11	Thankyou so much!
00:45:15	I´ve never won anything
00:45:18	[ Woman ] Wendy, what are
00:45:20	I´m going to put some in savings
00:45:25	And the rest I´ll be sharing
00:45:28	- And who´s that?
00:45:34	And we´re giving a lot of it
00:45:38	the Sunshiny Day Club,
00:45:41	- [Man]Doyou have asthma?
00:45:44	But many people out there do.
00:45:47	Wendy, how did you pick
00:45:50	- How did I what?
00:45:54	Oh, I get what you´re saying.
00:45:56	Okay, I get it, I get it! Um, wow.
00:46:01	Uh, let´s see, uh,
00:46:04	seventy-- seventy isbecause...
00:46:07	a cheeseburger deluxe with bacon...
00:46:10	is 70 cents extra.
00:46:13	And, um, 1 6--
00:46:16	When I was 1 6, I went to a party.
00:46:19	And, uh, nine--
00:46:23	Well, nine, we all know,
00:46:30	Oh, man. And, um,
00:46:33	seven is-- Ihaveseven Barbies,
00:46:36	not incIuding the ones
00:46:39	bythe next doorneighbor´s dog,
00:46:45	[Russ Narrating] There it is--
00:46:48	WeII, maybe not.
00:46:50	DickSimmons wasfiredfrom WTPA...
00:46:53	aftercaIIing the networkhead
00:46:57	He nowteaches communications
00:47:00	Ethics.
00:47:05	CrystaImarriedanddivorced
00:47:09	andsuedhim forhaIfhismoney.
00:47:11	She testifiedhe wasa SvengaIi,
00:47:13	a wordshe mispronounced
00:47:17	He was like-- like this ''Svenjelly.´´
00:47:21	[Russ]She Iost the case.
00:47:23	You´re making my dreams
00:47:25	She worksat Gig´s
00:47:28	No covercharge,
00:47:31	Thirty-nine!
00:47:33	Gigbought an obscurestock
00:47:37	He nowdivideshis time between
00:47:41	Listen to this
00:47:44	I´ve done aIImy daydreamin´
00:47:47	Oh, thatsIeep waIk
00:47:49	Asforme,
00:47:52	where it hasn ´t snowedin 50years.
00:47:55	- [ Engine Starts ]
00:47:57	Iauditioned, andI wasback on TV.
00:48:00	[MaIeAnnouncer]Andnowit´s time
00:48:03	second-mostpopuIargameshow,
00:48:06	withyourhost, RussRichards.
00:48:08	- Hey! How are ya?
00:48:10	Thankyou. Thankyou so much.
00:48:13	Hey. What a great-looking audience.
00:48:17	My goodness, I´d love to take you
00:48:19	How ´bout it?
00:48:22	Dinnerfor250? Okay.
00:48:25	I´ll make the margaritas.
00:48:28	[Narrating] You know, sometimes
00:48:31	with 45 TVsets in the window,
00:48:35	At times Iike that,
00:48:38	Imean, ''Whyme?´'
00:48:41	IfIhadto answerthe question,
00:48:44	You´re making my dreams come true
00:49:11	Nights were warm
00:49:14	Dreams were easy
00:49:16	No onestandin´
00:49:19	Overhead
00:49:21	Conversation
00:49:24	Didn ´t mean much
00:49:26	We were hungry
00:49:31	Radio bIastin´
00:49:33	SiIIy IittIe Iovesongs
00:49:36	We onIy Iistenedforthe beat
00:49:41	Takin´ourchances
00:49:43	Out there on the mean streets
00:49:46	Hiding in theshadows
00:49:53	From the heat
00:49:57	We weren´t Iovers
00:50:00	Just bravestrangers
00:50:02	As we fought and we tumbIed
00:50:07	We werepIayers
00:50:09	Not arrangers
00:50:12	And wejammed
00:50:17	Swimming in the big Iake
00:50:19	Taking it easy
00:50:22	Takinganycomfort we couIdfind
00:50:26	Didn ´t needthe reaItruth
00:50:29	Didn ´t needthe meaning
00:50:32	Straight ahead
00:50:38	Everysign
00:50:45	And, oh, Iremember
00:50:50	Iknowyou do too
00:50:55	Oh, that one evening
00:50:59	Iknowyou do too
00:51:11	The moon flyin´high
00:51:13	[Chorus]
00:51:16	- Andyou tookmyhand
00:51:20	Ooh-ooh
00:51:24	You tookmyhand
00:51:28	Ooh-ooh
00:51:31	Andit went aIIright
00:51:35	It went aIIright
00:51:39	It went aIIright
00:51:43	It went aIIright
00:51:52	Oh
00:51:57	So we waIkedout
00:52:00	HardIyspeaking
00:52:02	Disappearing
00:52:05	In the night
00:52:07	Saweach other
00:52:09	A fewtimesafter
00:52:12	But we neverreaIIygot it right
00:52:17	We weren´t Iovers
00:52:19	Just bravestrangers
00:52:22	As we roIIedand we tumbIed
00:52:26	We werepIayers
00:52:29	Not arrangers
00:52:31	And wejammed
00:52:37	- Just bravestrangers
00:52:42	- Just bravestrangers
00:52:48	Whoa-oh
00:52:53	Whoa-oh
00:52:55	Whoa-oh-oh
00:52:57	Whoa-oh
00:53:02	Yeah
00:53:20	[Woman]
00:53:22	Before Iget mybig reward
00:53:26	IfI´mgoodIcouId
00:53:28	That´s what theyteIIme
00:53:34	When Iprove that Ican do it
00:53:37	That´s when
00:53:40	Keep that big wheeIturnin´
00:53:43	Andmynumber
00:53:47	I´mgonnaget mybig reward
00:53:50	Wannaget mybig reward
00:53:53	Wanna have it aIIsewn up
00:53:56	Before I´m aIIgrown up
00:53:59	Gonnaget mybig reward
00:54:02	Gonnaget mybig reward
00:54:05	Gonnaget mybig reward
00:54:09	Right now
00:54:12	Nevermindthe odds against us
00:54:15	I won´t give up mybig reward
00:54:18	We have to take ourchances
00:54:21	Wegot apIan
00:54:26	I´mgonnaget mybig reward
00:54:29	Wannaget mybig reward
00:54:31	Wanna have it aIIsewn up
00:54:35	Before I´m aIIgrown up
00:54:37	Gonna get my big reward
00:54:40	Gonna get my big reward
00:54:44	Right now

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