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00:00:03 Today alone, I got 17 phone
00:00:08 claiming that they have
00:00:11 Well, frankly,
00:00:13 until 1975,
00:00:15 the medical community had no
00:00:19 All we knew was that it caused
00:00:22 and severe
00:00:24 Even so, it seems
00:00:28 this disease has become
00:00:30 especially here
00:00:33 I assure you
00:00:35 is very close to developing
00:00:38 because we now know the source.
00:00:39 The tick, right?
00:00:40 Well, technically,
00:00:42 from the blood of the deer.
00:00:44 The tick is just
00:00:46 Well, in any case,
00:00:47 should people be taking?
00:00:52 Okay, let's have 'em.
00:00:55 Give me liberty
00:00:57 Hey, it's not funny.
00:00:58 The last thing we need
00:01:00 He shouldn't even be next door
00:01:01 in all those weeds
00:01:03 You need a haircut.
00:01:04 Oh, sorry, Mick,
00:01:06 Ticks, I can handle.
00:01:08 But you,
00:01:12 ¶ you ¶
00:01:13 ¶ you with a tick
00:01:16 I'll be outside.
00:01:18 Hey, don't go far.
00:01:23 You're paranoid.
00:01:24 I'm sorry, Mick.
00:01:25 I just... you know,
00:01:27 in the pit of my stomach.
00:01:28 It's a tradition.
00:01:29 Besides, you know
00:01:32 to spend a lot of time
00:01:34 Yeah, well,
00:01:36 We don't actually kill anything.
00:01:39 I even started using blanks
00:01:42 Listen, Mick,
00:01:44 Look at Charlie.
00:01:45 Charlie?
00:01:47 I wouldn't be surprised
00:01:48 this whole thing
00:01:51 Okay, let's just forget
00:01:55 But I'm not gonna be the one
00:02:05 What are you doing?
00:02:06 Still with
00:02:09 No.
00:02:11 You know, they say no matter
00:02:14 you can always hear the train.
00:02:16 Can't get far enough away.
00:02:18 Yeah, I heard that.
00:02:19 No, you didn't.
00:02:21 I just told you.
00:03:28 You.
00:03:30 Fucking guy.
00:03:35 So you... what are you doing
00:03:38 what are you...
00:03:39 I'm busy friday.
00:03:41 You know you want this.
00:03:43 Don't lie.
00:03:46 Don't lie to me.
00:03:52 You're something special.
00:03:56 Yeah, you are.
00:03:59 Scott, breakfast.
00:04:01 Uh, coming.
00:04:37 Hey, hold on.
00:04:38 - Who's there?
00:04:40 Don't shoot.
00:04:44 Oh, wow.
00:04:46 Nice shot, Mr. Bragg.
00:04:47 I told you
00:04:49 That could have been
00:04:51 I thought you were
00:04:53 Doesn't matter.
00:04:55 Accidents happen.
00:04:57 Here.
00:05:03 Yeah, that's a good shot.
00:05:04 Yeah, I couldn't go this year
00:05:08 but, uh, how'd you do?
00:05:11 I don't know.
00:05:14 Well, that's a fucking shame.
00:05:15 It was abundant, I heard.
00:05:18 Deer as far as you could see.
00:05:20 - Mm-hmm.
00:05:23 Yeah, I still have
00:05:25 from two years ago, you know?
00:05:28 And I cured it myself.
00:05:30 - Oh, really?
00:05:32 You want to...
00:05:33 Uh, see what?
00:05:36 There it is.
00:05:40 You got your shank,
00:05:43 shoulder.
00:05:45 Those are ribs,
00:05:47 And that right there,
00:05:50 The what?
00:05:51 The ass.
00:05:54 Do you really eat that?
00:05:55 Well, yeah.
00:05:56 That's the best part.
00:05:59 You like ass?
00:06:00 Yes, oh, yeah.
00:06:02 Tell you what.
00:06:04 There you go.
00:06:06 Yeah, I just don't want it
00:06:08 You're turning down
00:06:10 Well, I mean, I...
00:06:12 and I don't... I don't know
00:06:14 a piece of ass
00:06:19 Hey, Scotty.
00:06:20 Hi.
00:06:21 You taking this to school
00:06:23 Oh, oh, yeah, I...
00:06:25 yeah, why don't you
00:06:34 Nice suit.
00:06:36 Yeah, my mom made me wear it.
00:06:41 Your mom still makes you
00:06:45 I wouldn't go broadcasting that
00:06:51 The sweater...
00:06:52 looks nice.
00:06:57 This suit, though,
00:06:58 just doesn't fit me
00:07:01 you know what?
00:07:03 Let's talk about it
00:07:04 Well, no, I called a cab.
00:07:10 Why, especially now,
00:07:13 when I have
00:07:15 to drive you to the station
00:07:17 Because I don't want
00:07:18 I have all these interviews
00:07:20 Every day,
00:07:21 Melissa, listen.
00:07:23 This thing... this thing,
00:07:26 You know that.
00:07:28 Something good is gonna happen.
00:07:31 Really.
00:07:32 - Okay.
00:07:34 Don't forget
00:07:36 You have a nice day.
00:07:59 Ever since he got sick,
00:08:00 he spends more time
00:08:02 than he does with us.
00:08:05 It's humiliating.
00:08:07 Well, maybe because he
00:08:09 it's... you know, it's his way
00:08:14 You know, like, he, uh...
00:08:16 he hunts for food or whatever.
00:08:17 That's a very interesting
00:08:19 I don't think so.
00:08:21 I mean,
00:08:23 are the munsters or anything.
00:08:24 I, uh... I got to go.
00:08:26 I'll see you later.
00:08:48 it's the American Dream,
00:08:50 right here on long island.
00:08:55 Uh, in all honesty, Mr. Patel,
00:08:57 but as they say,
00:09:00 I told your wife,
00:09:03 you have your pick
00:09:06 The sun does rise
00:09:09 Where does it rise in India,
00:09:13 What's the matter?
00:09:15 It's... it's just been
00:09:18 You don't want
00:09:20 Well... well, look,
00:09:22 I'm sorry.
00:09:24 I'm just a little emotional.
00:09:25 I understand.
00:09:28 Charlie's...
00:09:32 Charlie is not the guy
00:09:34 Well, we all change
00:09:36 Yeah, I know,
00:09:39 I mean, a bus, a robbery,
00:09:42 But Lyme disease?
00:09:44 Hey, look,
00:09:45 you're not the one
00:09:50 Smile.
00:09:53 Okay.
00:09:55 Next.
00:09:56 Enjoy yourself now,
00:10:00 Fartlett.
00:10:02 Okay, look at the birdie.
00:10:03 I will fucking destroy you
00:10:07 Today I'm gonna shove
00:10:09 so far up your bung...
00:10:11 come on.
00:10:17 I think Blaze Salado
00:10:19 Whatever.
00:10:20 Well, what do you think
00:10:22 I mean, he's so mint.
00:10:24 But I don't know.
00:10:25 His real name isn't Blaze.
00:10:26 It's something really dorky
00:10:33 Hey, Fartlett.
00:10:35 We need to talk.
00:10:36 - We do?
00:10:37 Unless you're too scared.
00:10:39 No, I'm not scared.
00:10:41 Get over here,
00:10:44 Nice suit, Fartlett.
00:10:45 What do you want?
00:10:47 I see your nigger-rich daddy
00:10:48 driving all over town
00:10:50 and I want some money
00:10:53 Todd, what the fuck?
00:10:56 Let him go.
00:10:58 - $20 every friday.
00:11:00 Oh, you're a motherfucker.
00:11:02 Get the fuck over here.
00:11:04 Get the fuck over here.
00:11:06 Fuck over here.
00:11:10 Add $20, ass wipe.
00:11:15 Asshole loser.
00:11:16 Slutty whore.
00:11:20 Scott, are...
00:11:22 Do you want me
00:11:25 No, I'm fine.
00:11:27 Well, how are you
00:11:29 Jesus, just get
00:11:31 Well, I'm just saying I can
00:11:33 She can bring you an ice pack
00:11:36 Just... what the fuck
00:11:38 Just go.
00:11:40 Fine.
00:11:50 I missed the fricking bus.
00:11:54 This is the best birthday
00:11:56 But in your letter,
00:11:57 that you wouldn't be here
00:11:59 I mean, I've got it...
00:12:00 It's okay.
00:12:02 I got out a week early.
00:12:03 I just forgot to call
00:12:05 Okay, you know, I just...
00:12:07 I... you know me.
00:12:09 You know,
00:12:15 Oh, honey, you look so thin,
00:12:16 you know, like you got
00:12:18 I mean, what do
00:12:20 Um, pretty much
00:12:22 - Oh, god almighty.
00:12:24 No, it's great. I love it.
00:12:28 Mm, before I left,
00:12:29 my commanding officer told me
00:12:31 because of the Falklands,
00:12:33 till told otherwise.
00:12:34 Ooh, the Balkan Islands.
00:12:36 Balkan, Falkland.
00:12:38 Hello?
00:12:40 Hi, honey. Hi.
00:12:42 Guess who.
00:12:43 Yeah, where is
00:12:47 R2-d2, is that really you?
00:12:49 Jim.
00:12:51 - Hey, Jim.
00:12:52 Oh, you got big.
00:12:54 No, no, no, okay, you know,
00:12:57 like, uh...
00:12:59 Yeah, you look good too.
00:13:01 Ah, yes, yeah, thank you.
00:13:03 Uh, basic training
00:13:05 but, you know,
00:13:07 I thought you were coming
00:13:08 What?
00:13:10 C.o.'s a real hard-ass.
00:13:11 Oh, really? Wow.
00:13:12 I take your compliment well.
00:13:14 Hmm?
00:13:15 I thought you were coming
00:13:16 Yeah, well, I'm early.
00:13:19 What's this?
00:13:21 What are you gonna do?
00:13:22 Stay here.
00:13:30 You want to get
00:13:31 - What the fuck?
00:13:32 What the fuck?
00:13:34 Get off me.
00:13:38 Get the fuck off me.
00:13:53 Never again.
00:13:55 Do you understand me?
00:13:56 I'll fucking kill you!
00:13:58 - Jimmy, stop.
00:13:59 All right, enough, Jimmy.
00:14:06 Oh.
00:14:08 Shit.
00:14:35 So you learned all that
00:14:37 To fight?
00:14:39 No, they teach you
00:14:40 With your hands?
00:14:41 Hands, you know, guns,
00:14:43 knives, grenades, whatever.
00:14:47 So did you have to register
00:14:49 What, my hands?
00:14:51 I think the army
00:14:53 Fucking "a,"
00:14:57 So you had to control yourself,
00:14:59 like, your instincts.
00:15:01 That is awesome.
00:15:02 Oh, but about your eye...
00:15:04 oh, yeah, no,
00:15:06 I was playing dodgeball
00:15:07 Good man.
00:15:10 Does it hurt?
00:15:11 Oh!
00:15:15 I'm sorry about that.
00:15:16 Oh!
00:15:24 You all right?
00:15:30 Fucking asshole.
00:15:31 So lucky you got Jimmy today,
00:15:34 'cause if that shit was me...
00:15:36 call me Fartlett?
00:15:38 Call me Fartlett. Whatever.
00:15:40 But you know
00:15:42 You hit a guy like this,
00:15:44 boom, dead.
00:15:45 Wah-wah-wah.
00:15:48 Bah.
00:15:53 Molly Molloy,
00:15:55 born in Dubuque, Iowa.
00:15:58 Has a dog named Stella
00:16:02 Adrianna Bragg,
00:16:05 15,
00:16:08 Syosset high,
00:16:10 no dog.
00:16:21 Scotty, it's my birthday.
00:16:23 Come down
00:16:26 Happy birthday.
00:16:32 Oh, my god.
00:16:34 I'll bet I make the cover
00:16:37 And it's yours?
00:16:40 No, I bought it
00:16:41 that just hit the lotto.
00:16:42 Yes, it's mine.
00:16:45 Here, let me show you.
00:16:47 This is gonna be
00:16:49 This is the kitchen.
00:16:51 I put in one of those center
00:16:53 You're gonna love it.
00:16:54 Scott, this is gonna be
00:16:56 Wow, looks like
00:16:58 Yeah, Mick, it's, uh...
00:17:00 Yeah, it's modern.
00:17:02 I used the best architect
00:17:04 Really?
00:17:05 Is there still time to...
00:17:07 maybe, uh, take the edge off
00:17:08 Take the edge off?
00:17:10 No.
00:17:11 You meant Millennium Falcon
00:17:14 Yeah, definitely.
00:17:19 Check this out.
00:17:20 This is where the sunroom
00:17:21 with the eastern exposure.
00:17:22 Get that morning light
00:17:25 The windows are double-paned,
00:17:28 They cost a fortune,
00:17:30 smooch...
00:17:31 Yeah, but wouldn't it
00:17:33 if we built a sunroom
00:17:35 We don't have the acreage
00:17:37 We could build
00:17:39 We don't have any
00:17:42 Maybe you could learn.
00:17:43 We could put
00:17:45 if I wanted to learn, Mickey.
00:17:46 Well, yeah, we could put in
00:17:48 But we might as well
00:17:50 It wouldn't be
00:17:52 - To be back in queens?
00:17:53 Come on, mom. Don't argue.
00:17:55 We'll be inside.
00:17:59 You could have
00:18:01 I mean, a decision like this
00:18:03 moving our family?
00:18:04 It's next door.
00:18:06 We're not moving.
00:18:09 In with the new.
00:18:11 Out with the old.
00:18:20 fucker.
00:18:21 What is it with queens?
00:18:23 She's like Dorothy
00:18:26 It's different there.
00:18:27 She had her neighbors around
00:18:29 Takes her mind off the problems.
00:18:30 What problems?
00:18:31 She doesn't have
00:18:34 You sound like dad.
00:18:35 I do?
00:18:40 They don't even fuck anymore.
00:18:42 What? How the fuck
00:18:44 You know the rubbers
00:18:46 we used to use
00:18:47 Ew, yeah.
00:18:48 They haven't been there
00:18:51 Okay, well, first of all,
00:18:53 that's sick
00:18:55 and second, she's coming,
00:19:23 Found them
00:19:25 What if they have parents
00:19:27 if they don't come home?
00:19:28 Yeah, if frogs worry,
00:19:29 What do you think would
00:19:32 They'd look for you.
00:19:34 Who?
00:19:35 I don't know.
00:19:37 Maybe they'd send
00:19:42 I'm kidding.
00:19:45 Really, I'm... you know, I'm sorry
00:19:49 It was weird
00:19:51 Well, he's bigger than me.
00:19:54 Wasn't a fair fight.
00:19:56 Yeah, but... I don't know...
00:19:57 I felt like you were,
00:19:58 my little brother or something.
00:20:01 Really?
00:20:03 Your brother?
00:20:04 Yeah.
00:20:05 Yeah, I better go.
00:20:06 What? No, come on.
00:20:07 I'm... I'm kidding.
00:20:12 I didn't... I didn't mean it
00:20:15 No, I was...
00:20:17 - I'm not mad.
00:20:33 no, you're supposed
00:20:35 Then you can pull it out.
00:20:36 Shut up.
00:20:37 Can you just shut up
00:20:52 What is wrong with you?
00:21:02 Is it a bad one, dad?
00:21:03 Yeah.
00:21:05 What do you mean,
00:21:07 Deer tick.
00:21:09 Oh, my god.
00:21:11 Oh, my god.
00:21:12 Yeah.
00:21:15 Well, where did it happen,
00:21:19 I don't know.
00:21:22 It's filled with blood.
00:21:23 Oh, my god.
00:21:26 Scotty, I'm so...
00:21:27 how are you feeling?
00:21:29 - I'm so sorry.
00:21:30 He'll probably have
00:21:31 What?
00:21:34 Blood transfusion.
00:21:37 I'm kidding.
00:21:39 It's not a bad one.
00:21:44 That's not funny.
00:21:46 That's not funny.
00:21:47 Whoo.
00:21:49 Charlie, why don't you
00:21:51 Stop scratching.
00:21:53 Let me see.
00:21:54 It's not a bad one.
00:21:57 All right?
00:21:58 Would you take him home?
00:21:59 Come on.
00:22:01 Lighten up.
00:22:04 Look at it through here.
00:22:05 Lovely.
00:22:09 Okay, okay, don't...
00:22:10 - it's not funny.
00:22:11 You're hurting my arms.
00:22:13 Jesus.
00:22:14 Cotton Bowl,
00:22:17 absolutely unbelievable.
00:22:18 He fell ill...
00:22:23 All right.
00:22:28 What? What is it?
00:22:31 What does it feel like?
00:22:32 What does this feel...
00:22:34 just a perpetual acid trip
00:22:37 What are you laughing at?
00:22:39 You don't know
00:22:42 Hey, do you know
00:22:45 No, I have no fucking idea.
00:22:47 Good.
00:22:49 Good.
00:22:50 No, it changes.
00:22:51 I mean, sometimes,
00:22:54 the flu,
00:22:56 like, um, you know,
00:23:01 Yeah.
00:23:02 Hey, uh,
00:23:05 you probably don't want to tell
00:23:08 Right? No tick?
00:23:10 - Right, no tick.
00:23:11 No... no tick.
00:23:13 Brenda.
00:23:15 Hi.
00:23:16 - Oh, Melissa, hi.
00:23:17 How are you?
00:23:18 How's your new house?
00:23:20 Oh... oh, it's...
00:23:22 Yeah, I'm very happy
00:23:24 So I'm seeing you today,
00:23:27 Oh, why would you be?
00:23:29 Well, Mickey said
00:23:31 were coming out to the site.
00:23:32 I just... well, I figured you
00:23:35 Right.
00:23:37 Yeah, um,
00:23:39 god, well, it's thanksgiving,
00:23:41 Aren't... are you working today?
00:23:42 Indians, you know.
00:23:44 They have different holidays
00:23:48 Hey, how's Scott doing?
00:23:50 I'm sorry. I was...
00:23:51 I was gonna call you.
00:23:54 I'm sorry.
00:23:56 He didn't tell you
00:24:01 Stop picking.
00:24:04 Mom, this is ridiculous.
00:24:06 Do you have any idea
00:24:11 Do you?
00:24:12 I just look like
00:24:15 Did he call?
00:24:17 Did who call?
00:24:18 Dad.
00:24:21 No.
00:24:25 Are you mad?
00:24:29 Just don't start lying
00:24:31 No, I didn't lie.
00:24:33 You didn't ask me anything.
00:24:36 You should have told me,
00:24:39 Just tell me next time, okay?
00:24:40 That's it.
00:24:42 Maybe you should have
00:24:44 They tell their mothers
00:24:46 Well, maybe you should have
00:24:48 for a mother who doesn't care
00:24:52 Look, just don't argue
00:24:54 I'm sorry.
00:25:00 Hello.
00:25:04 Yeah, they're both here.
00:25:05 Jimmy's asleep.
00:25:09 Look, was there any reason
00:25:11 of this little field trip?
00:25:18 Yeah, um, you know what?
00:25:20 I don't want to hear it,
00:25:22 uh, and I don't have time
00:25:24 Dinner's at 4:00 sharp.
00:25:35 Go wake your brother.
00:25:37 The idea is to presell off
00:25:40 then borrow from the bank
00:25:42 This is, uh, Scott street,
00:25:46 Nobody calls me James
00:25:48 Had I known, Jim,
00:25:50 you know, boardwalk, park place,
00:25:53 Lexington, Madison.
00:25:55 Why don't we just move here?
00:25:57 Well, this
00:25:58 for people making
00:26:01 That's not us anymore.
00:26:02 Well, how much
00:26:04 That's a bad habit, Scott,
00:26:05 asking people how much money
00:26:07 Your dad, it's okay.
00:26:08 But by this time next year,
00:26:10 we will officially
00:26:14 And you can quit
00:26:16 make some real dough, right?
00:26:20 ¶ da da-da da-da da-da
00:26:25 ¶ da da-da da-da da-da
00:26:34 what problems
00:26:35 I'll tell you
00:26:38 Trust me.
00:26:40 Oh, shit.
00:26:44 Oh, this is embarrassing.
00:26:48 Hi, guys.
00:26:50 Man.
00:26:56 Oh, jeez.
00:27:04 Oh.
00:27:07 Oh, my god.
00:27:08 Oh.
00:27:11 Ah.
00:27:13 Gosh.
00:27:14 Oh.
00:27:15 I'm sorry. I must have
00:27:18 How is it?
00:27:20 uh, sad to say,
00:27:23 Ow.
00:27:24 Oh, I...
00:27:29 where's your father?
00:27:34 Oh, god, what a waste.
00:27:36 Ah, well, at least
00:27:39 Yeah?
00:27:44 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:49 Dad's site is awesome.
00:27:52 How nice.
00:27:53 Yeah, it's... it's huge,
00:27:55 like, the size of six
00:27:57 Wow.
00:27:59 Yeah, it's supposed to be
00:28:03 You should go out there.
00:28:05 Really, it's amazing.
00:28:07 Dad said by this time next year,
00:28:11 More money, more problems.
00:28:15 Jimmy, do you remember
00:28:17 on our roof in queens,
00:28:19 Oh, yeah, yeah,
00:28:21 the old nut next door...
00:28:23 Oh, gee, um, veltry.
00:28:25 Veltry, right.
00:28:27 Oh, yeah, he'd just sit
00:28:29 lurking like...
00:28:30 yeah, exactly, like that,
00:28:35 Did you burn any turkeys
00:28:38 Dorothy?
00:28:40 You... you said Dorothy, right?
00:28:44 What did you mean by that?
00:28:46 Because all you have to do
00:28:48 and you're back in queens.
00:28:58 Ah.
00:29:01 On that note.
00:29:05 Anybody up
00:29:08 yeah.
00:29:10 Good, 'cause I am.
00:29:16 Shit. Shit.
00:29:18 I'm... god damn it, I'm...
00:29:20 All right.
00:29:23 Wow.
00:29:29 Sometimes I just feel
00:29:34 It's okay, mom.
00:30:06 - hi, dad.
00:30:09 What do you think?
00:30:12 Um...
00:30:14 nice shoes.
00:30:17 Could you...
00:30:18 Uh, sure.
00:30:22 Sweetie, don't you think
00:30:25 with... with all
00:30:27 Dad, dad, come on.
00:30:29 It's fine.
00:30:30 And it's a church party.
00:30:32 The... the strap thing,
00:30:34 - yes.
00:30:35 Dad, since when did you
00:30:38 But do you know
00:30:39 Yeah, yeah, it's...
00:30:42 That's what they're...
00:30:43 That's what the girls
00:30:44 - Okay.
00:30:46 Are you sure you're not
00:30:48 No, I have a lot of, uh,
00:30:51 - Are you sure?
00:30:53 Um, have a great time, okay?
00:30:55 - I will. Love you. Bye.
00:30:57 I love you.
00:30:58 Lights look great.
00:31:00 Yeah, they're gonna be beautiful
00:31:09 Our father,
00:31:11 hallowed be thy name.
00:31:13 Thy kingdom come,
00:31:15 on earth
00:31:18 And lead us not
00:31:21 but deliver us from evil,
00:31:22 and deliver us, lord,
00:31:25 and grant us peace this day.
00:31:31 Peace be with you.
00:31:32 All: And also with you.
00:31:34 And now let's offer
00:31:35 a gesture of peace today.
00:31:36 Peace be with you.
00:31:37 And also with you.
00:31:44 Peace be with you, honey.
00:31:55 ¶ thy shall never love
00:32:01 thy shall never love
00:32:04 ¶ and stand by me
00:32:08 and stand by me
00:32:12 ¶ take happiness ¶
00:32:15 ¶ with the heartaches ¶
00:32:18 take happiness
00:32:21 What's up,
00:32:23 Merry Christmas.
00:32:27 Do you like?
00:32:29 Not bad.
00:32:30 Not bad?
00:32:31 Come on.
00:32:33 Yeah, I guess.
00:32:36 Turn around.
00:32:41 This is kind of beat, huh?
00:32:43 It's a church.
00:32:47 Sneak a bottle of red and
00:32:52 Thou should always
00:32:55 ¶ in everything I say
00:32:59 in everything I say
00:33:02 Bless me, father,
00:33:05 Did you bring the wine?
00:33:07 I said red, not white.
00:33:09 Well, couldn't exactly
00:33:18 You never drank, have you?
00:33:20 Oh, well, yeah.
00:33:22 We're in a confessional,
00:33:24 You can't just blatantly lie.
00:33:28 You have to tell me the truth,
00:33:29 no matter what I ask you.
00:33:36 Ask me something.
00:33:42 Um, have you ever
00:33:45 as more than just, like,
00:33:49 Okay, enough truth.
00:33:50 Let's play dare.
00:33:51 It'll be more fun.
00:33:53 Dare isn't part
00:33:54 Well, neither is drinking.
00:34:01 Fine, I'll dare you
00:34:03 I dare you...
00:34:07 I dare you to close your eyes.
00:34:17 Okay, open.
00:34:21 What do you think?
00:34:26 Nice.
00:34:34 I said "look," perv.
00:34:40 I hate to ask, Mickey,
00:34:41 and you know how Charlie is
00:34:43 but I just can't live
00:34:44 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:46 I just wish you'd said
00:34:47 I'll get a couple of guys
00:34:49 Oh, you don't need
00:34:51 I mean, well,
00:34:53 you could take it
00:34:55 Oh, are you kidding me?
00:34:57 You deserve it.
00:34:58 Just tell Charlie
00:35:01 I can give you a bonus, right?
00:35:11 Don't worry.
00:35:12 Charlie's in the city
00:35:24 This here is wrong.
00:35:28 I know.
00:36:12 Mickey.
00:36:15 Mom?
00:36:17 Dad?
00:36:29 Okay, we're cool.
00:36:38 You have to inhale
00:36:39 like your mom just caught you
00:36:41 Watch, like this.
00:36:43 Mommy's coming.
00:36:52 Mommy's coming.
00:36:56 Holy shit.
00:37:00 You're cute.
00:37:01 I am?
00:37:02 I mean, I know.
00:37:06 If you were, like,
00:37:09 we could go out.
00:37:10 'Cause I only go out
00:37:12 They're... they're more mature.
00:37:14 Some of them
00:37:17 Shit.
00:37:18 Oh, you like mustaches?
00:37:20 You got a long way
00:37:23 Well, I mean,
00:37:26 He's the one I take after.
00:37:28 Your dad doesn't need one
00:37:31 What do you mean?
00:37:33 Let me put it this way.
00:37:35 I wouldn't be so hip to taking
00:37:39 That's all.
00:37:40 Well, why the fuck not?
00:37:42 I'm just saying, like...
00:37:44 okay, the last person I want
00:37:48 I mean, the both of them
00:37:50 are just so... I don't know...
00:37:54 Phony?
00:37:55 Have you been reading that book
00:37:57 who runs away
00:37:59 Actually, yeah.
00:38:02 Well, you know, it turns out
00:38:09 Are you stoned?
00:38:12 No.
00:38:13 - Are you feeling it?
00:38:17 Turns out that the only one
00:38:20 is, you know,
00:38:23 Uh, the... the...
00:38:25 the kid who... who...
00:38:30 Fucking Caulfield.
00:38:33 So?
00:38:34 So?
00:38:36 Anyways, as I was saying,
00:38:41 they can take a hint.
00:38:42 You know, they don't have
00:38:44 Like, for example, when a girl's
00:38:47 pretty much means one thing.
00:38:51 Oh, wow, yeah.
00:38:53 That's beautiful.
00:39:02 I think mommy's
00:39:07 Hey.
00:39:09 What happened?
00:39:10 I thought you guys were going
00:39:13 Yeah, yeah, it was...
00:39:16 What's that smell?
00:39:18 Is... is that...
00:39:19 oh, yeah, I was just
00:39:24 Scotty, don't do that.
00:39:26 You're gonna burn down
00:39:31 That's your dad.
00:39:32 My dad's here?
00:39:34 Yeah, yeah,
00:39:36 he's gonna help us
00:39:38 Hey.
00:39:40 How you guys doing?
00:39:43 Yeah, how... how are you,
00:39:46 I'm pretty good.
00:39:50 Nice shirt there, big guy.
00:39:52 Yeah.
00:39:55 We should, um,
00:39:57 Uh, yeah, to the, uh...
00:39:59 to the... to the site.
00:40:00 We got some late, uh,
00:40:03 So, uh, I'll see you
00:40:07 Be good.
00:40:08 Bye.
00:40:11 Holy shit.
00:40:15 Scott, um...
00:40:19 your dad's fucking my mom.
00:40:22 I mean, come on, fixing
00:40:28 He is not.
00:40:30 Is too.
00:40:32 Oh, man.
00:40:34 I feel...
00:41:23 Oh.
00:41:25 Holy shit.
00:41:39 Oh, holy fucking shit.
00:41:43 Seized the American embassy
00:41:46 They took many hostages.
00:41:55 You have a rough night
00:41:57 Uh, are you sure
00:41:58 You feel okay?
00:41:59 Uh-huh.
00:42:01 Well, come here
00:42:02 Oh, no, I'm fine.
00:42:05 You should put something
00:42:06 I'll take you.
00:42:08 You know, that's okay.
00:42:10 I'm okay. Everything's great.
00:42:11 I'll see you guys later.
00:42:13 Hold on.
00:42:15 Your brother's leaving
00:42:21 Come on, guys.
00:42:23 Oh, don't mind us.
00:42:24 Go... yeah, have a good time.
00:42:26 But what could be better
00:42:28 with doom and gloom?
00:42:31 Look, just promise me
00:42:34 No, remember, you can always
00:42:36 and just wait till it's over.
00:42:37 Ma, it's not world war ii.
00:42:39 Yeah,
00:42:41 Probably won't even be
00:42:43 But if there is,
00:42:45 first to go in.
00:42:46 Dick!
00:42:47 come on, Scotty.
00:42:48 No, is...
00:42:50 He just told me.
00:42:51 He just told me about
00:42:53 Fuckhead.
00:42:54 So full of shit.
00:42:56 Mom, they just activated me
00:42:58 they're mobilizing
00:43:00 I mean, have them sitting
00:43:02 smoking cigarettes, probably.
00:43:03 Yeah, probably.
00:43:04 - Yeah?
00:43:09 - Some turnout, huh?
00:43:12 - Mr. Popular all of a sudden.
00:43:15 Yeah, you should slow down.
00:43:17 You should speed up.
00:43:20 You want to dance with me?
00:43:22 Come on.
00:43:25 Live a little.
00:43:27 - Okay.
00:43:45 No, hey, no, shit bag.
00:43:47 Too young for that.
00:43:49 It is piss.
00:43:50 Shut up, dick.
00:43:58 Wow.
00:44:00 The hero, huh?
00:44:01 Ah, not quite yet.
00:44:03 Adrianna, will you go
00:44:06 Sure.
00:44:12 Are you really that sick,
00:44:14 She's my mom, Scott.
00:44:15 I can't not let her do things.
00:44:19 A long island iced tea, please.
00:44:20 Don't you mean an iced tea
00:44:22 It's for my mom.
00:44:26 Can I dance with you guys?
00:44:28 Yeah.
00:45:10 Kids, uh,
00:45:14 - Oh.
00:45:15 You sure?
00:45:16 - Yeah, I'm just having...
00:45:17 Yeah, no, I'm...
00:45:21 Yeah?
00:45:22 So I... I'll see you later
00:45:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:25 Okay, honey.
00:45:26 You gonna take Scotty home?
00:45:27 - Yeah, of course, of course.
00:45:29 - Bye, mom.
00:45:41 Hey, dad.
00:45:44 Dad, think I can, uh,
00:45:47 What?
00:45:49 Think I can talk
00:45:52 Yeah, go ahead.
00:45:53 All right, here, come here.
00:45:55 Hey, we're dancing.
00:45:56 I know, but just want to talk
00:45:59 - All right.
00:46:01 Yeah, just a second.
00:46:05 If I disappointed you
00:46:07 But what am I
00:46:09 You've got your mother's
00:46:11 I'm just saying,
00:46:14 just don't flaunt it around
00:46:16 And what is it I'm doing,
00:46:18 You know.
00:46:19 Tell me.
00:46:22 Hmm?
00:46:25 I'm asking you a question,
00:46:28 Huh?
00:46:29 What, you can't take
00:46:31 Tell me. Come on.
00:46:33 You better learn
00:46:35 You're going
00:46:36 You let those fucking spics
00:46:39 Come on.
00:46:40 Come on.
00:46:42 Tough guy, come on.
00:46:45 Yeah.
00:46:46 Yeah.
00:46:48 That's what I'm talking about.
00:46:50 Yeah, come on, Jimbo.
00:46:51 You've been waiting
00:46:53 Come on.
00:46:54 Come on.
00:46:55 Come on.
00:46:56 Give it to me!
00:46:57 Give it to me!
00:46:59 Fuck.
00:47:01 Fuck!
00:47:09 Whatever it is you're doing,
00:47:12 just watch it.
00:47:14 Fucking Scott, dad.
00:47:22 What did I tell you
00:47:27 You're either chasing something,
00:47:28 or you're running away
00:47:30 Me, I chase.
00:47:31 You?
00:47:34 But maybe I'm wrong
00:47:37 Maybe a little piece of me
00:47:39 Just a little piece.
00:47:47 Don't get shot to pieces
00:47:52 I'm never gonna speak
00:48:04 No, you said
00:48:06 You told mom
00:48:07 I heard you.
00:48:09 Do you have to leave now?
00:48:10 I'm in the fucking service,
00:48:12 I have to go and fight.
00:48:15 When do you ship out?
00:48:16 Maybe... maybe I can come
00:48:17 I don't know. I'll probably
00:48:21 That's cool.
00:48:23 Can you bring me back a rifle
00:48:29 I don't carry a rifle.
00:48:32 What do you mean?
00:48:33 What do you have, an Uzi?
00:48:35 Oh, fuck.
00:48:37 I'm a communications specialist.
00:48:40 Communications what?
00:48:41 You know radar in M*A*S*H?
00:48:42 That's me.
00:48:44 No, you said...
00:48:45 No, I didn't say anything.
00:48:47 You assumed,
00:48:49 you shouldn't be doing
00:48:52 Are you kidding me?
00:48:54 You're like radar?
00:48:55 I'm not like fucking radar,
00:48:57 I just do what he does
00:49:01 You think I like being stuck
00:49:03 in fucking middle
00:49:05 taking orders form a bunch
00:49:07 So quit.
00:49:09 And what?
00:49:10 Everything's gonna be okay?
00:49:12 Dad's been doing this
00:49:14 And as long as she
00:49:16 it's gonna go on and on.
00:49:18 You're gonna rot your fucking
00:49:22 I feel like
00:49:24 Yeah, well, welcome
00:49:27 and our perfect little
00:49:35 You know what?
00:49:36 Dad's right about one thing.
00:49:39 You should go to college
00:49:41 way across the fucking country.
00:49:45 Yeah, maybe
00:49:47 and become pussy like radar.
00:49:52 I really hope you don't.
00:50:47 Who's there?
00:50:51 Uh, just me.
00:50:55 What's with the shifty eyes?
00:50:59 It makes you look like you're...
00:51:02 ashamed of something.
00:51:05 Yeah.
00:51:10 I was just coming to see
00:51:13 so we could ride the bus.
00:51:15 She got a ride.
00:51:18 From who?
00:51:19 Listen, at her age,
00:51:21 things change every day, okay,
00:51:24 That's one thing
00:51:25 Things change.
00:51:28 Scott, listen.
00:51:31 Tomorrow she might be right back
00:51:33 Who knows?
00:51:35 Okay?
00:52:04 Is that a tear in your eye?
00:52:06 What are you talking about?
00:52:07 Writing is on the wall, man.
00:52:09 She's totally slutting it out
00:52:11 So?
00:52:12 What's it to me?
00:52:13 I thought you were, like,
00:52:14 totally fucking
00:52:16 since you were eight.
00:52:17 Well, don't you know
00:52:20 - Asshole.
00:52:22 Sorry.
00:52:25 I don't know, man.
00:52:27 Maybe when I was a kid,
00:52:30 it was the only way
00:52:35 Holy shit, you mean you...
00:52:37 all right, keep it down,
00:52:38 You can't leave me
00:52:40 You've got to tell me
00:52:59 Hope we have nice weather
00:53:07 What's wrong, Scotty?
00:53:12 I'm sorry.
00:53:15 Why are you sorry?
00:53:17 - 'Cause I thought
00:53:28 Here, try these.
00:53:30 Go ahead.
00:53:32 Tell me why you thought
00:53:35 Because, mom,
00:53:38 You hate dad.
00:53:40 And now I do too.
00:53:43 Scotty, don't tell me
00:53:47 And why are you
00:53:48 with, uh, my problems
00:53:52 Well, they're kind of
00:53:54 when he's fucking Mrs. Bragg.
00:53:56 Scott, god damn it.
00:53:58 How dare you speak to me
00:54:12 Some friend you are, Lando.
00:54:15 Blaze, where'd you come up
00:54:20 Just watch it, man.
00:54:36 Fucking idiot.
00:54:37 You're such a fucking liar.
00:54:39 You so lied your wimpy
00:54:44 Do you have nothing to say?
00:54:47 What did you hear?
00:54:49 I heard that you fingered me
00:54:51 and it was like
00:54:54 I mean, ew, Scott,
00:54:57 Shit.
00:54:58 I mean, what the fuck
00:55:02 I don't know.
00:55:04 You treat me different.
00:55:06 Maybe it's because
00:55:12 Idiot.
00:55:17 Look, half the guys
00:55:18 lie about this sort of thing
00:55:21 I'll just say it was made up.
00:55:22 You know how it is.
00:55:23 I'm already getting
00:55:25 You know, that's the third...
00:55:27 god, you are
00:55:30 Do you think I'm a slut?
00:55:31 No.
00:55:32 Well, I'm not, okay?
00:55:33 I'm not like my mother.
00:55:35 I-i know that.
00:55:36 Oh, so you think
00:55:38 Okay, I didn't say that.
00:55:40 You said you think...
00:55:41 Well, she is, okay?
00:55:42 She's a big, fat, slutty whore.
00:55:44 I can't even look at her.
00:55:50 Maybe they'll, like,
00:55:52 in a car accident
00:55:58 You know
00:56:00 Really?
00:56:02 Is that all
00:56:08 You know, they say no matter
00:56:10 you can always hear the train.
00:56:12 Can't get far enough away.
00:56:18 What are you,
00:56:25 And don't follow me.
00:56:39 Your father called.
00:56:40 Yeah?
00:56:41 Yeah, he, uh...
00:56:43 to the game tonight
00:56:46 He wants you to be ready
00:56:50 I don't want to go.
00:57:07 What do you mean, he doesn't
00:57:10 He loves the islanders.
00:57:12 Where is he?
00:57:14 Is he sick?
00:57:17 He knows.
00:57:20 He knows what?
00:57:23 He knows that you're
00:57:27 What kind of shit
00:57:31 You do fuck mothers,
00:57:35 Man, you can take the girl
00:57:39 Yeah, and what are you,
00:57:41 now you got a few dollars
00:57:46 I can't do this anymore, Mick.
00:57:48 You can't do what?
00:57:51 I don't love you anymore.
00:57:55 I cannot stand
00:57:57 I do not want to be
00:58:00 I-i find you so ugly.
00:58:03 And I can't even stand
00:58:05 the way you brush your teeth,
00:58:06 the way you eat
00:58:07 Oh, you got the fucking
00:58:10 all the time.
00:58:11 You fucking drive me
00:58:13 And I can't live with myself
00:58:15 if I have to spend
00:58:17 You make me sick to my stomach.
00:58:20 Hey, fuck this garbage!
00:58:21 I'm gonna go get Scott,
00:58:23 God damn it, Mickey.
00:58:25 I will not be humiliated
00:58:27 Humiliated?
00:58:28 What the fuck
00:58:30 I break my ass
00:58:31 Oh, bullshit.
00:58:32 And you spend more time
00:58:34 my mother got me
00:58:35 She told me not to marry Irish.
00:58:37 - Please.
00:58:38 And if you want to bring
00:58:40 that's an even bigger issue.
00:58:41 Fuck this nonsense!
00:58:42 I'm gonna go get Scott.
00:58:44 I'm going to the game.
00:58:45 Christ, look,
00:58:47 What, you're telling me now
00:58:49 on your wedding day?
00:58:50 Telling me
00:58:51 minutes before the ceremony
00:58:52 didn't exactly bring
00:58:55 I was talking about the tux.
00:58:57 So this is all just
00:58:59 - Maybe, maybe.
00:59:00 You know what? Maybe?
00:59:02 I made my decision.
00:59:03 I want you out
00:59:08 Do you know
00:59:09 Oh, Christ.
00:59:11 Do you know why I go
00:59:12 Because they don't tell me
00:59:14 that I make them sick
00:59:15 - I don't care.
00:59:18 - Shut the fuck up.
00:59:19 Fuck you.
00:59:21 I'm tired of you rubbing my face
00:59:23 You get the fuck
00:59:24 Oh, come on, please.
00:59:26 And go where?
00:59:28 I'm not gonna get...
00:59:29 Get out of my house.
00:59:30 What are you doing?
00:59:31 What are you, fucking crazy?
00:59:32 This is my house.
00:59:34 - This is my house.
00:59:36 I am crazy.
00:59:38 Get out of my house.
01:00:21 see the guy
01:00:23 Tell him to come down here.
01:00:30 Mick.
01:00:31 How the fuck are you?
01:00:33 Yeah?
01:00:35 Yeah, Melissa told me you sold
01:00:37 Congratulations.
01:00:38 Yeah, I couldn't have done it
01:00:40 Oh, absolutely.
01:00:41 I tell myself that every day.
01:00:42 She's a real gem, a pro.
01:00:47 Well, sit down.
01:00:48 Let's catch up,
01:00:51 Buy you a drink.
01:00:52 - One drink?
01:00:54 I got time for a quick drink.
01:00:55 I got a lot
01:00:57 You sure do.
01:00:58 You sure do, Mick.
01:01:01 Let me see if I...
01:01:02 that's all right.
01:01:04 Let me... my friend, uh...
01:01:06 uh, uh, a gimlet, neat.
01:01:11 You got a sharp memory.
01:01:15 So she tells me
01:01:17 is it, uh, working for you?
01:01:18 Mm.
01:01:20 Oh, god, it... no, it's, uh...
01:01:24 I mean, one day,
01:01:26 the doctor tells me
01:01:29 And then the next day,
01:01:39 What?
01:01:49 - Syphilis?
01:01:50 Yes, fucking syphilis.
01:01:58 What amazes me, Mick,
01:02:02 no bigger than a pimple
01:02:05 can change your life.
01:02:07 Yeah, that's a real shame.
01:02:12 Hey, Mick...
01:02:16 you ever think about
01:02:17 You were sitting right next
01:02:20 you remember?
01:02:22 Yeah, you remember?
01:02:30 Do you have, uh, syphilis?
01:02:43 Well, you know, sometimes...
01:02:47 I wish it was syphilis.
01:03:04 Come on.
01:03:05 - Come on.
01:03:07 Yeah.
01:03:09 Uh, thanks for the drink.
01:03:14 I'll catch you.
01:03:16 Mm-hmm.
01:03:17 Thanks again.
01:03:22 Hey, Mick, Mick!
01:03:24 You want to hear this shit?
01:03:26 Do you want to hear it,
01:03:29 Well, I'll tell you anyway.
01:03:33 Come on.
01:03:36 Melissa.
01:03:38 Melissa.
01:03:40 She comes home the other day,
01:03:43 you know, she's got
01:03:44 all this serious dramatic shit.
01:03:46 She accuses me
01:03:49 What was the word she used?
01:03:50 Uh, "psychosomatic,"
01:03:52 you know, we bring things on
01:03:53 So she's a fucking philosopher
01:03:56 Now, I'm thinking,
01:04:03 I have no idea, Charlie,
01:04:07 Well, come on, now, Mick.
01:04:11 I'm wondering if someone's been
01:04:14 like a little shit bird.
01:04:16 Charlie, I got my own
01:04:27 Hey, Mick.
01:05:09 Fartlett.
01:05:10 What the fuck
01:05:12 What? I didn't say anything?
01:05:15 You are so fucking lucky
01:05:18 Hey, fuck you.
01:05:19 You fuck... oh, shit.
01:05:20 Oh, oh.
01:05:22 Oh.
01:05:23 You fuck... oh!
01:05:24 Get off me!
01:05:25 Get off me!
01:05:28 Aaah!
01:05:29 Ow! Get off me!
01:05:31 Get off me.
01:05:33 Oh.
01:05:34 Ah!
01:05:35 Ah!
01:05:37 Aaah!
01:05:50 What the hell is this?
01:05:51 Get out of the car
01:05:53 Yes, you're gonna apologize
01:05:54 For what?
01:05:56 This boy does not have
01:05:58 He's less fortunate
01:05:59 Yeah, he's still
01:06:01 Scotty, god damn it.
01:06:02 Ow.
01:06:03 When Jimmy came here,
01:06:05 He didn't have to apologize.
01:06:06 What, Jimmy beat
01:06:08 Yes, a long time ago.
01:06:09 And I heard you say "fuck"
01:06:11 - Watch your mouth.
01:06:13 - Scotty, stop it.
01:06:15 Oh, yeah,
01:06:16 Fuck you. Fuck dad.
01:06:26 I'm glad you decided
01:06:30 When I picked him up
01:06:32 his principal informed me that
01:06:37 This O'Leary
01:06:39 No, no, they're not, uh...
01:06:42 Mickey, they're not
01:06:45 Well, punish him.
01:06:46 But I didn't do anything.
01:06:48 Look, we all need
01:06:49 how to take responsibility
01:06:51 We should at least pay
01:06:53 - Fine.
01:06:55 No, that was months ago.
01:06:56 And he called you
01:07:00 Fuck him
01:07:02 That was months ago.
01:07:03 And, what, you've been waiting
01:07:05 for the right time
01:07:06 no.
01:07:08 Today he called me Fartlett.
01:07:11 He called you what?
01:07:13 Fartlett.
01:07:16 Scott, Scott,
01:07:21 What did I tell you
01:07:22 about people being jealous?
01:07:23 Don't you remember?
01:07:25 I don't have to fucking
01:07:27 Fuck you.
01:07:32 Mick.
01:07:33 What is the fucking point?
01:07:35 You don't need me
01:07:36 No, it's not about that.
01:07:39 What is it about, then?
01:07:41 Some twisted way for you
01:07:43 No.
01:07:45 Look, divorced
01:07:46 let their kids
01:07:48 because they feel guilty
01:07:51 But it's a trap
01:07:52 'cause the kids wind up
01:07:54 and even worse, on drugs,
01:07:59 I mean, I'm out of the fucking
01:08:03 and you're
01:08:05 She's a sex therapist, Mick.
01:08:06 And I saw it on Donahue.
01:08:08 It is true.
01:08:09 He's mad because
01:08:11 It's normal.
01:08:12 Is it normal that now he says
01:08:15 Is that normal too?
01:08:16 Then you accomplished
01:08:18 And what's that?
01:08:19 To pin the whole thing
01:08:23 Oh.
01:08:25 Wow.
01:08:28 I came here for him,
01:08:30 and now you're making it
01:08:32 Wow.
01:08:49 She still awake?
01:08:53 That's good.
01:08:56 Throw me down one.
01:08:58 One what?
01:09:00 The smoke,
01:09:01 I could see it
01:09:10 Since when do you smoke?
01:09:12 Don't be a tight-ass.
01:09:20 This thing isn't gonna light
01:09:29 These always remind me
01:09:37 when he was dying of cancer.
01:09:39 I was your age.
01:09:44 His dad died from it too.
01:09:46 He was so hell-bent
01:09:48 his nerves were shot.
01:09:49 The fucking doctors
01:09:55 Lying in that bed, 80 pounds,
01:09:59 stinking up the whole room.
01:10:05 Ah, what did they know
01:10:09 Hey, come on down.
01:10:11 We'll go get a shake.
01:10:13 No, I'm tired.
01:10:14 I have school tomorrow.
01:10:16 You're suspended.
01:10:18 Still, mom will get mad
01:10:21 It's not even 11:00.
01:10:22 Come on down.
01:10:24 Then I'll be a liar too.
01:10:32 I never lied to her, Scott.
01:10:35 She just never bothered
01:10:41 It isn't some state secret that
01:10:44 and for a long time too.
01:10:47 People do stupid things
01:10:49 to get something
01:10:53 I don't know
01:10:56 But I've already lost one kid
01:10:58 because of my problems
01:11:00 I don't want to lose the other.
01:11:04 Well... well, then why did you
01:11:14 It's tough
01:11:16 You got to make money
01:11:18 You got to be a dad
01:11:19 You got to be a husband
01:11:21 The money part I got.
01:11:22 The dad part, I'm batting .500.
01:11:23 The husband part...
01:11:27 then other people
01:11:29 at the right or the wrong time,
01:11:35 I was unhappy.
01:11:39 I am unhappy.
01:11:42 But I promise you that
01:11:49 Now, please, come down here
01:11:52 before fucking carvel closes.
01:11:58 I can't.
01:12:27 Here it is.
01:12:29 Oh.
01:12:31 Okay.
01:12:32 I hope it fits.
01:12:34 I mean, you're growing so fast.
01:12:36 Here, let's put it on.
01:12:39 Oh, nice.
01:12:43 Well, it's not exactly
01:12:45 but it's too late
01:12:49 So stand up straight.
01:12:50 Let me look at you.
01:12:54 God, you look like a priest.
01:12:57 Mom.
01:12:58 Okay, how about, uh,
01:13:00 you look like an angel.
01:13:07 There you go.
01:13:15 Hey, listen to me, Scott.
01:13:17 Scott.
01:13:19 I know you're mad,
01:13:22 But, uh...
01:13:25 I have my flaws too.
01:13:28 Okay, baby?
01:13:37 Oh, Mickey, the tie.
01:13:39 Come on over here
01:13:45 - I wanted to talk to you...
01:13:48 Have a seat.
01:13:50 I need to see this.
01:13:54 You know what I think
01:13:57 How they say that today
01:14:00 is the actual day
01:14:04 I mean, how do they know that,
01:14:07 It's just a ceremony.
01:14:09 It doesn't really mean
01:14:12 Well, don't rush it, okay?
01:14:17 It's not all it's cracked up
01:14:21 All right.
01:14:24 All right, we got to cut
01:14:27 for crying out loud.
01:14:33 Okay.
01:14:34 Let's not keep god waiting.
01:14:54 It's muggy tonight, huh?
01:14:58 I take it you're not coming.
01:15:03 Always the party pooper.
01:15:08 It's all right.
01:15:09 I'll bring you home
01:16:05 wow.
01:16:37 You know, I had, uh,
01:16:38 Donahue on the TV set
01:16:41 And they were saying how people
01:16:45 uh, and they didn't say
01:16:47 but a percentage of them,
01:16:50 end up getting back together.
01:16:54 Huh.
01:16:56 Could be bullshit.
01:17:02 You, um...
01:17:04 you want to, uh,
01:17:07 help me make a few of these guys
01:17:13 Hi.
01:17:14 Nice party.
01:17:16 Yeah, you know my dad.
01:17:17 Everything's got to be big.
01:17:20 Come talk to me.
01:17:24 I got to tell you,
01:17:26 it's getting awfully lonely
01:17:29 You know, I thought
01:17:31 because it's a special occasion,
01:17:33 Mickey...
01:17:37 look, you'll always be
01:17:39 And I respect that.
01:17:41 But if you want
01:17:43 it's gonna be on the couch.
01:17:45 You got that?
01:17:51 I'll take it.
01:17:56 I thought you weren't
01:17:58 I'm on the fence.
01:18:01 Well, if it means anything,
01:18:02 technically,
01:18:04 Please, a man?
01:18:06 I heard you're still
01:18:10 You know, no pubes.
01:18:12 Who said that?
01:18:13 Me.
01:18:15 I just made it up
01:18:21 I'm just kidding, jerk.
01:18:25 Silk?
01:18:27 Uh, I don't know.
01:18:29 It's nice.
01:18:31 Can I try it?
01:18:33 Sure.
01:18:37 Seems like forever ago
01:18:40 So much has changed.
01:18:42 It was only last year.
01:18:44 It's different for girls.
01:18:47 A lot changes in a year.
01:18:50 Well, you know,
01:18:55 You know how I always said
01:19:01 Well, it's not true.
01:19:02 I mean, it's true, but...
01:19:05 I never let them,
01:19:08 I'm still a virgin.
01:19:15 Well, what do you have
01:19:20 Well, so am I.
01:19:23 Duh.
01:19:36 Let's go inside.
01:19:41 fuck.
01:19:48 All right,
01:19:51 You never apologized for telling
01:19:53 that you fingered me, you know?
01:19:57 I'm sorry.
01:19:58 And, um,
01:20:00 you're not gonna, like,
01:20:08 N-no.
01:20:53 Are we gonna,
01:20:56 like, do it?
01:21:00 Do you really think
01:21:04 Sorry.
01:21:54 What's wrong?
01:21:57 No, that... that was a good thing.
01:22:23 Um, could...
01:23:34 Hey, hey.
01:23:36 So...
01:23:39 how do you feel?
01:23:41 I, uh...
01:23:44 um...
01:23:45 After last night.
01:23:48 You can tell me.
01:23:49 I mean, you know,
01:23:50 a little differently, uh...
01:23:53 'cause I know you just...
01:23:58 Scotty.
01:23:59 You're officially a man
01:24:06 I can't take this anymore.
01:24:09 This isn't a marriage.
01:24:12 Every day,
01:24:14 and you told me that you
01:24:17 What did you do,
01:24:19 play hide-and-seek
01:24:20 So you're a 150-pound baby
01:24:25 I never knew
01:24:27 as much as I hate you, Charlie.
01:24:29 Don't ignore me.
01:24:33 I mean, I don't mind working.
01:24:36 But if I wanted to be
01:24:40 the goddamn man of the house,
01:24:43 believe me, I wouldn't have
01:24:48 don't fucking
01:25:58 What?
01:26:00 Nothing.