Ma vie en l air

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00:00:17 He who thinks of his past
00:00:20 He who thinks of his future,
00:00:28 I'm afraid of boarding a plane.
00:00:35 A plane crash requires a series of
00:00:39 things, that go beyond the laws of physics.
00:00:42 ...Murphy's law - maximum disaster.
00:00:45 But no, a plane crash depends on
00:00:49 I was about ten or so,
00:00:53 A colleague of my father, explained to me
00:00:56 the probability of a plane crash
00:00:59 the probability of cutting all the holes,
00:01:02 while taking a slice of Gruyere cheese.
00:01:06 I must admit,
00:01:09 Especially years after,
00:01:14 the plane Paris-Zurich, flight number LTZ 5632,
00:01:20 One manages sometimes,
00:01:25 That's how it is.
00:01:35 Alfa 234, what's going on?
00:01:38 We settle for a glide touchdown.
00:01:41 No, we won't smash down!
00:01:44 I can think of 3 jumbo planes
00:01:47 Three of how many?
00:01:51 The plane will flatten like hitting concrete
00:01:56 Lemacon, you get on my nerves.
00:01:58 and sharks will queue for the
00:02:01 Get out, I said, Lemaçon!
00:02:03 I'm heading to the tail, I'll take my chance.
00:02:08 Alfa 234, what's happening?
00:02:12 - OK
00:02:14 - Replace him Monsieur Kerbec.
00:02:18 You may ask what I'm doing
00:02:21 with failing engines and
00:02:31 I'm asking the same question.
00:02:33 I was born on an AF453 somewhere
00:02:38 Getting born prematurely, earned me
00:02:41 meaning life-long free flight.
00:02:47 My mother died while she was giving birth,
00:02:50 because of the bleeding she got
00:02:55 LOVE IN THE AIR
00:02:57 That flight left a tragic side effect
00:03:12 I had a happy childhood,
00:03:15 in a suburb of Orly airport.
00:03:26 My father was writing for an automobile magazine.
00:03:31 It felt great when he came home with an
00:03:35 or BMW and took me with him.
00:03:38 - I was always listening to the same refrain:
00:03:42 OK, we got it,
00:03:45 A big steering wheel, difficult to control.
00:03:49 A gear box, a bit loose
00:03:53 When you look at the cars they produce,
00:03:58 Beware...
00:04:20 Can't compare with our old Mustang,
00:04:24 - Isn't that right son?
00:04:26 I forget to mention
00:04:36 Wash the car, not me
00:04:39 You'll see, the V8 engine
00:04:42 likes a bit of tickling a lot.
00:04:45 at full full throttle it gives a great thrill.
00:04:49 the cable is at full stretch
00:04:51 OK, start the ignition now.
00:04:58 As you can see, this young lady
00:05:02 Ok, now put the gear to "D"
00:05:05 Come on, put it to D and press the pedal.
00:05:08 Yes, that's it.
00:05:11 - That's fine.
00:05:15 Doesn't matter where the road goes.
00:05:19 Now, watch the road carefully.
00:05:25 He died while test driving a new
00:05:35 I was about 20 and had recently left home.
00:05:39 I couldn't help thinking that his death
00:05:41 had something to do with
00:06:00 I'm not afraid of driving. Even
00:06:03 risk of death. A telpher has
00:06:07 more risk of death.
00:06:09 But I don't care about that.
00:06:14 I met Charlotte on an elevator.
00:06:38 Would you like some lady?
00:06:42 I met Ludo during biology class.
00:06:46 Its scientific name is "Cannabis sativa".
00:06:49 An Indian cannabis derived drug.
00:06:52 Madame Pérotin's biology classes!
00:06:54 Like hashish or marijuana
00:06:57 - Marijuana!
00:07:00 Some addicts even mixed it
00:07:03 Using it for a long time,
00:07:14 On Saturday, I'm going to go a party,
00:07:17 with knitted hair,
00:07:20 Childhood friends...
00:07:23 You'll endure it all your life.
00:07:25 I was at a concert last night.
00:07:27 was a real dissapointment.
00:07:30 At the end of the first song,
00:07:32 Both armpits were
00:07:35 That's too much! Even in a disco era.
00:07:40 Marie had given a party, I was there.
00:07:43 Marie puked up over her Chinese.
00:07:45 Even his father had
00:07:47 500.000 deaths in a year in France.
00:07:51 Well, our job is secure.
00:07:54 I offered Ludoviç a job, you know.
00:07:57 Listen well, the most lucky part of it:
00:08:01 A job on a golden tray.
00:08:03 What do you think he said to me?
00:08:07 'I'd rather carry sushi than corpses'
00:08:13 Maybe suits
00:08:15 Sorry but it has nothing to do with suits,
00:08:19 What's his style?
00:08:21 He couldn't make money from raw fish,
00:08:23 I didn't mean this. You can't blame
00:08:26 Why not this? My grandpa and
00:08:30 And I do, so will my son!
00:08:34 On our signboard ot states:
00:08:39 What if your grandpa were an executioner?
00:08:42 My father was writing for an
00:08:45 But I wouldn't do the same thing.
00:08:47 Your father was a good man.
00:08:54 Hey, Yann...
00:08:56 Could you try talking to him?
00:08:59 No. You know the saying.
00:09:03 If you want to lose a pal,
00:09:05 Why did he die?
00:09:11 An elevator accident.
00:09:14 On the other hand, I think
00:09:16 Ludo was like the seven calamities
00:09:20 Although, he was my friend.
00:09:22 Once he had organized the best
00:09:25 At Clémence's house.
00:09:27 Hi, I was waiting for you.
00:09:30 Ludo met Clémence when he brought
00:09:34 She should have opened the door half naked
00:09:43 My sushi isn't bad.
00:09:45 ''should have opened'' I said, because
00:09:48 A close friend of Clemence.
00:09:51 On Saturday, after eight.
00:09:56 I will mess up on my 20th birthday.
00:09:58 OK, thanks...
00:10:01 You brought some champagne, right?
00:10:05 - I bought one.
00:10:07 Just let me look.
00:10:11 Cheap apple wine.
00:10:15 - Think they'll notice?
00:10:18 ''Clemence celebrating 20th birthday,
00:10:20 please make allowances...''
00:10:25 I don't feel good about tonight.
00:10:28 I've had 10 years of it.
00:10:30 And, what did you do?
00:10:37 Forget it.
00:10:42 Good evening.
00:10:45 Yes. -You've come for Clemence's party?
00:11:01 What happening now? - I'm making a joint.
00:11:03 One second
00:11:15 Nice cigarette.
00:11:23 Pest!
00:11:36 Hi! You look great.
00:11:39 Come on in!
00:11:43 - Good evening. -Hi.
00:11:49 They are with me.
00:11:54 - No fighting.
00:11:57 - Champagne!
00:11:59 Thank you.
00:12:03 Ludo is a cool guy,
00:12:06 But while partying, he can't do
00:12:09 Get out. You too, get out.
00:12:20 You are an unbearable man.
00:12:26 That pygmy broke my nose, definitely.
00:12:29 Just look at this, it's bleeding.
00:12:38 - So what's so funny?
00:12:44 Charlotte...
00:12:48 Follow touchdown plan.
00:12:51 You're in position. But you're
00:13:00 - The nose, higher!
00:13:03 - we can see the lights.
00:13:09 - That was good, right?
00:13:12 But the air controller was...
00:13:15 - You didn't like?
00:13:18 Nice.
00:13:24 The opening door test was something
00:13:27 If you take a lady with you in your car then, you open the door for her.
00:13:31 She gets in first.
00:13:33 You close it and go to your own side
00:13:37 If she opens it for you,
00:13:40 For me it means:
00:13:47 - Your car?
00:13:51 A '67 Ford Mustang.
00:13:54 It sometimes has problems,
00:13:57 And I drive it on occasional
00:14:05 Tonsillectomy
00:14:07 on the Ford Mustang and baaam!
00:14:10 You climb up the plane-tree
00:14:17 - To the left, to the right.
00:14:27 - What's going on Yann?
00:15:16 Thank you for this
00:15:19 It was wonderful.
00:15:22 - Are you OK?
00:15:25 OK, see you then.
00:15:28 Yann, you may come in if you want.
00:15:32 - So?
00:15:35 What, what did you say?
00:15:38 - Yann, keep calm.
00:15:40 Don't push your luck.
00:15:43 Take your friends and fuck off!
00:15:51 That stupid threat,
00:15:55 exciting the girls and
00:15:59 According to him, it works.
00:16:01 I'd asked d him to arrange that fight.
00:16:03 He arranged three guys to mess with me
00:16:07 Then I got that...
00:16:10 those buggers Ludo had arranged
00:16:14 But, anyway, it had worked.
00:16:16 I spent the night with Charlotte.
00:16:41 So it was, I fell deeply in love.
00:16:43 She reminded me of Estelle Buisson,
00:16:47 Estelle Buisson...
00:16:53 She had showed her tits to us
00:16:57 in the changing rooms of the
00:17:06 - One year in Australia...
00:17:21 - Would you visit from time to time?
00:17:25 I can't afford the plane ticket. But
00:17:29 You may come to see me on holidays.
00:17:31 Christmas will come soon.
00:17:34 Christmas...
00:17:37 - And Christmas is in the summer in Australia.
00:17:44 Can you travel by ship?
00:18:06 That moment, I tried to convince myself that
00:18:09 would overcome my fear of flight,
00:18:24 When I was a child, I used to ask my father
00:18:30 from September on.
00:18:32 But this time it was quite short.
00:18:35 Attention, last call for passengers
00:18:40 Please go to boarding gate 21.
00:19:29 We don't have any spare parts.
00:19:32 The sensible thing would be
00:19:34 Surely?
00:19:36 - I take the responsibility, OK?
00:19:41 If needed, put on the life-jackets
00:19:46 That's too funny.
00:19:49 Even though not one plane has successfully
00:19:52 they try to teach us how to wear
00:20:06 I'd prefer they'd given us parachutes.
00:20:08 - That gentleman near the emergency exit
00:20:12 Do you think that a man of that age
00:20:15 Do you really believe in this?
00:20:18 Since, on the flight rules it states that
00:20:22 emergency doors, someone capable of
00:20:26 will have a seat.
00:20:30 - But, mister...
00:20:32 Do you really think that
00:20:35 open the emergency door
00:20:39 Sorry, I have to go to the WC.
00:20:42 Get the cabin chief here at once.
00:20:44 I didn't dare to call Charlotte
00:20:47 A few days later she left
00:20:50 - Yann, we should talk.
00:20:52 - It was far from explanatory
00:20:57 She kicked me in the ass.
00:21:05 Ladies and gentleman,
00:21:07 - Come on, don't do that. Just one missed.
00:21:15 She means everything to me.
00:21:19 Cut it short, you've been
00:21:23 Three weeks like a dream.
00:21:26 Never can fill your place.
00:21:30 The woman of my life, slipped
00:21:33 Yann, just listen.
00:21:36 Just remember Madame Perrotin's
00:21:39 What's a woman?
00:21:43 Water, that's all.
00:21:45 Childhood friends.
00:21:49 Look, I wanna say something important:
00:21:51 You'll meet one day.
00:21:58 Meanwhile, I was trying to forget Charlotte
00:22:32 But though I tried hard,
00:22:34 We should talk.
00:22:38 I'd have laughed if someone
00:22:41 you'll regret it for 10 years
00:22:47 Would have laughed also if someone would have said
00:22:52 When I was a child,
00:22:56 Koala keepers were like that.
00:22:59 They sometimes stunned them
00:23:02 I wanted to do this too.
00:23:09 I was accepted for the
00:23:15 and have become a security expert
00:23:21 My duty is to minimize the
00:23:26 That's a dream for sure.
00:23:28 As long as planes fly,
00:23:32 I think that this is inevitable.
00:23:35 OK, start the touchdown procedure.
00:23:38 - Flaps above four.
00:23:41 Indicators normal.
00:23:45 Wind 50 mph from right
00:23:49 We don't have enough power.
00:23:51 OK, OK. No panic.
00:23:55 Track in sight. Control tower?
00:23:59 OK.
00:24:02 Be careful there is a gale.
00:24:07 It gets up to 60 miles.
00:24:10 - Visibility is 1500 meters.
00:24:12 700 feet... 500 feet...
00:24:16 We are losing speed.
00:24:19 - We should speed up.
00:24:21 - So, keep calm.
00:24:24 - We're losing our angle
00:24:26 - No!
00:24:29 -15 degrees deviation to the right.
00:24:31 - Slow down!
00:24:34 - Damn!
00:24:38 What a jerk he is!
00:24:41 Little arrogant.
00:24:43 - Miserable.
00:24:46 - We'll talk at the end.
00:24:48 Please gentlemen! Keep calm.
00:24:55 To regain position,
00:24:58 being dragged along by the wind.
00:25:00 And you should have increased your speed
00:25:03 possible hitches into account.
00:25:06 The 2nd pilot had warned you.
00:25:08 - You should have said something clearer.
00:25:12 10% of plane crashes are because of
00:25:14 and the 2nd pilot.
00:25:17 He started Monsieur Kerbec.
00:25:22 - Security...
00:25:25 - Yann Kerbec, platform No 2.
00:25:34 - I didn't wake up, did I?
00:25:37 - Good and a bad news.
00:25:43 - Marion through me out.
00:25:48 Yes. I had not much choice.
00:25:51 OK, come in.
00:25:57 Maybe you'll make up.
00:26:00 Frankly, I don't think so.
00:26:04 What was the good news then?
00:26:07 I'm moving in with you.
00:26:10 But only for a few days.
00:26:13 A lazy cuckoo would never
00:26:16 would rather use one
00:26:19 For a few days, I believe it!
00:26:22 Nearly two years passed.
00:26:25 See you this evening.
00:26:27 ''I should review the situation...
00:26:30 I should think about my future.''
00:28:10 You're home?
00:28:18 Haven't finished yet.
00:28:28 Finished?
00:28:33 Pest. I've told you a thousand times Ludo,
00:28:41 Once I listened to psychologists on TV
00:28:44 Right, it's a psychologic event.
00:28:47 The body wants to stuff something,
00:28:49 For your dear friend Ludo, this is
00:28:54 Even though, Ludo doesn't bother.
00:28:58 You want me to carve? Come on.
00:29:03 Why don't you go and work with your father?
00:29:05 He is expecting this too. You know.
00:29:10 You think of me as a supplier.
00:29:12 No, funeral coordinator.
00:29:16 - You can't live your whole life on the dole
00:29:18 - Sorry but there's 500.000 deaths each year.
00:29:28 And by the way, I got a job.
00:29:32 I am gonna test some products
00:29:36 - Wouldn't it be dangerous?
00:29:40 When are you going to start?
00:29:45 So, you did.
00:29:56 - Well, what do you do exactly?
00:30:01 - While you drink wine?
00:30:05 You jerk.
00:30:14 I first saw the eyes of Alice.
00:30:17 - Then her mouth.
00:30:19 And finally her voice...
00:30:21 I got used to sleeping with that voice
00:30:24 I don't understand
00:30:27 I had admired him for making
00:30:30 finding always the correct words.
00:30:34 He thought of love as faultless.
00:30:40 Remi, where are we going?
00:30:44 Stop it, don't be ridiculous.
00:30:47 I am hanging up now.
00:31:00 - Are you tired?
00:31:03 - Thank you for your help.
00:31:05 You are so sweet.
00:31:11 - Not so fast.
00:31:16 - Let me tell you. We met in
00:31:20 It was a fest in a local village.
00:31:23 And full leathers.
00:31:26 - We live together.
00:31:30 No, in fact we share my apartment.
00:31:34 - He's tried to move for a long time.
00:31:37 He is only temporarily here. And you?
00:31:40 You live alone?
00:31:42 Me... Ah, sorry.
00:31:47 - Remi, we gotta talk.
00:31:51 Don't forget the neighbourhood laws.
00:31:53 Neighbourhood laws...
00:31:57 moved upstairs, we applied this rule.
00:31:59 Hi, we are your new neighbours
00:32:02 We are having a welcome party
00:32:05 - We hope you will join.
00:32:07 - OK.
00:32:11 Sure, with pleasure.
00:32:14 Fuck off out of my house.
00:32:23 - What are you doing there?
00:32:27 - Hi, I hope I'm not disturbing you?
00:32:30 - No, how could you!
00:32:34 Sure, come in.
00:32:40 Hi. What are going to do tonight?
00:32:45 - Hi, is Yann there?
00:32:47 Will he be around tonight then?
00:33:01 - You should solve this immediately
00:33:03 It's right that that Caroline case
00:33:06 Ludo whispered how to
00:33:08 Could you make some tea.
00:33:11 Few days after this, Celine
00:33:15 And they moved out at the end of the month.
00:33:19 And I promised to stay devoted
00:33:22 - Hi.
00:33:24 I'm your new neighbour
00:33:27 Could I borrow some milk?
00:33:29 - For my pussycat
00:33:40 - And?
00:33:46 - What are you thinking about?
00:33:49 But I can't spend half of my
00:33:54 Honestly, I don't know
00:33:58 The bed is something private.
00:34:02 and there you take your last breath.
00:34:06 to cry yourself out. You share your
00:34:10 The bed is blessed.
00:34:16 So, you have a very very clear
00:34:21 I wanted you to come because
00:34:26 spongy or springy?
00:34:31 To decide about this, one should test
00:34:36 You're right.
00:34:42 It creaks a bit.
00:34:45 That spoils the desire.
00:34:47 May I help you?
00:34:49 - Your beds creak Monsieur.
00:35:03 What are you planning for tonight?
00:35:07 Can't come tonight,
00:35:11 That's nice.
00:35:13 After such a failure,
00:35:17 You shut up
00:35:19 Best is, to change the subject.
00:35:23 Elsa... From the first day on,
00:35:32 Congrats! No one has passed
00:35:36 It can simulate very well
00:35:39 and crashed into the Everglades near Miami...
00:35:42 with all possible detail.
00:35:44 Almost all die terribly.
00:35:49 And the survivors are choked down
00:35:52 But as you have proved
00:35:55 Thank you Monsieur Kerbec.
00:36:03 I knew that Elsa was a great pilot
00:36:06 passed the simulation test.
00:36:12 Therefore I couldn't resist as usual,
00:36:16 for a weekly trip to Los Angeles.
00:36:21 The day before flight, I searched at
00:36:25 crash risk in the
00:36:29 On the Paris-Los Angeles route
00:36:35 It's possible for one in 13.983.816
00:36:45 But there are still lottery winners.
00:37:14 Why didn't you go?
00:37:16 I would never believe that you
00:37:19 I was almost about to...
00:37:22 I'm sure. Come on, Alice is in the zoo.
00:37:25 - Yes.
00:37:28 From here.
00:37:32 It's made of wild sage
00:37:38 It works though it's true
00:37:43 It's so strong, it brings tears to my eyes.
00:37:45 - You're exaggerating.
00:37:50 That's disgusting.
00:37:59 It's very polite of you Ludo
00:38:01 This is a sign of that
00:38:09 Wow, just look at his head...
00:38:11 The bonobos are like that.
00:38:13 The closest species to us
00:38:16 Especially to you!
00:38:20 Do you know what they do
00:38:23 - No.
00:38:26 A good lesson for humans.
00:38:29 Whatever they may be
00:38:33 It's an awful smell.
00:38:37 Are they infected or what...
00:38:40 I knew you got rid of Remi.
00:38:45 Are you coming?
00:38:49 Very bad according to neighbourhood laws.
00:38:55 Is Alice inside?
00:38:57 Meet Eddy. The greatest word economist of all times.
00:39:14 - The cups are really elegant.
00:39:18 With these, people drunk coffee
00:39:21 Are they valuable?
00:39:27 - Priceless.
00:39:31 - It was nice, wasn't it?
00:39:35 How did you both meet?
00:39:37 On the radio...
00:39:41 - What were you doing?
00:39:44 OK.
00:39:48 - For a long time?
00:39:55 Before, he was a sound technician at the cinema
00:40:00 - Why?
00:40:08 - Toilet? -What?
00:40:11 That way.
00:40:42 Sorry...
00:40:44 What could you have in common with that guy?
00:40:48 We don't talk much.
00:41:05 That's enough...
00:41:10 I'm fed up with hearing their noises.
00:41:15 - You can't sleep either?
00:41:21 - Not an easy job.
00:41:29 - What are you watching?
00:41:34 - They get massaged their whole life and get beer to drink.
00:41:39 - Your dream
00:41:48 Do you think that I may reincarnate
00:41:52 No, I think you were a Kobe bull
00:41:56 - That's your human shape.
00:42:09 - You're on the approach corridor.
00:42:11 - Do you want it?
00:42:13 I will take care of it. After
00:42:16 you get it on first sight. The
00:42:20 Security belts OK.
00:42:24 Engine at ignition position.
00:42:27 and controlled. Navigation systems
00:42:29 All is under control.
00:42:31 - Shall I start the touch-down procedure?
00:42:33 - Flaps to position 1.
00:42:37 - Your approach speed is too high
00:42:39 Touchdown set and flaps should have
00:42:42 - Maybe bring flaps to position 2.
00:42:45 Flaps at position 2.
00:42:47 It didn't slow us.
00:42:52 One moment, flaps are at
00:42:54 - you sayflaps are at position 0.
00:43:03 Not a serious thing Monsieur Kerbec.
00:43:06 The instrument displaying the
00:43:08 Nothing else to do. OK, bring
00:43:15 - We still aren't slowing down.
00:43:18 Flaps to position 4!
00:43:22 Flaps at position 4. Fully open.
00:43:25 We're still too fast -Damn!
00:43:30 - We may elevate and try the approach position again.
00:43:33 - Alarm for touchdown set. We forgot those.
00:43:36 - Those 3 green lights are off.
00:43:38 What is that?
00:43:41 100 feet...
00:43:43 50 feet... 30... 10...
00:43:51 Simulation ended.
00:43:54 Touch-down set and flaps were
00:43:57 You skipped a part of the control list.
00:43:59 You forgot to activate the spare pumps
00:44:02 - the hydraulic pressure
00:44:06 No, you didn't adapt any program.
00:44:09 Just follow what is written.
00:44:11 All of them had to be followed.
00:44:14 Normally, you should have
00:44:17 The hydraulics are "OFF"
00:44:20 Hydraulics have to be in this position.
00:44:22 Quite easy, you had said, right?
00:44:25 Without the hydraulic pumps,
00:44:28 opening the flaps and
00:44:34 - What do we do now, Monsieur Kerbec?
00:44:37 OK. Let me pull the brake.
00:44:42 Doesn't make any sense,
00:44:48 I said we couldn't keep on like this
00:44:51 We can't be together,
00:44:56 What did he say?
00:44:58 ''Sorry.''
00:45:01 Poor Eddy.
00:45:11 Anyone there you like?
00:45:15 No. I'm fed up with those temporary
00:45:20 - I thought it might be good being alone for some time
00:45:22 - Even you?
00:45:25 - No more.
00:45:28 - What do you think I am?
00:45:34 Bet on it?
00:45:37 - The winner decides.
00:45:40 - Sure.
00:45:44 I listened to you last night,
00:45:48 Let me tell you that I don't agree
00:45:51 His closest friend.
00:45:56 - He was afraid of losing her
00:45:59 she should have known that he was going
00:46:03 Come on, answer me.
00:46:11 - I'm not sure.
00:46:19 Who knows, if I meet Charlotte one day
00:46:23 No, if you meet her, you will
00:46:27 In general, you are right.
00:46:29 You are my only girl friend.
00:46:31 Because we never slept together.
00:46:34 I don't mind.
00:46:37 Hey, don't try to tease me
00:46:54 - I'm really soryy.
00:46:58 - Have we met before?
00:47:01 Charlotte's boy friend.
00:47:05 Yann Kerbec?
00:47:10 If I would remember all the
00:47:14 We met at the 20th birthday party.
00:47:16 I came with a friend of mine, with Ludo.
00:47:19 He broke the nose of a jerk wearing glasses
00:47:22 with apple juice or something.
00:47:26 Right, I remember.
00:47:29 left her when she went to Australia, right?
00:47:32 Right. How is Charlotte now?
00:47:36 Much better without you. And that jerk
00:47:41 - An angel had come from heaven...
00:47:45 An angel saying that
00:47:48 I had a simple plan. Following Clemence
00:47:53 That night, I appointed Ludo
00:47:56 For this here,
00:47:58 - This is the first Che zippo.
00:48:01 - Arouses respect huh?
00:48:03 Like every Che, on the alert every moment.
00:48:05 I have 500 more.
00:48:08 Here, in order according to prod. date.
00:48:13 Get your hands off, please.
00:48:15 The fifties, the sixties.
00:48:18 - If you aren't interested...
00:48:26 So?
00:48:28 Well, I have good and a bad news
00:48:31 OK, tell the bad first then.
00:48:37 - Just sit down, it might be better. Because...
00:48:42 Let me guess
00:48:45 and has a lot of children,
00:48:48 Yea, right.
00:48:58 What's the good news?
00:49:00 - How many years have past since you last saw her?
00:49:04 For each year she might have
00:49:06 She is like Barry White now.
00:49:11 You haven't missed anything.
00:49:14 I think it's time for you to face
00:49:18 If she really means so much to you,
00:49:21 Look, be a bit brave, and most important,
00:49:23 - Because, this won't lead you anywhere.
00:49:27 Take care Michel, good luck.
00:49:34 Ohh, we're a bit foggy today.
00:49:39 I found Charlotte.
00:49:43 - So?
00:49:51 Come on, girls fall for you in dozens
00:49:57 To find one like Charlotte,
00:50:00 There might be one out there
00:50:03 Be honest, what were you expecting?
00:50:06 That she really waited for you?
00:50:11 Yann, you're like a child.
00:50:14 You still believe in fairy-tales.
00:50:16 Why, you don't believe anymore?
00:50:19 No.
00:50:22 But I believed a long time.
00:50:25 I was stupid enough to marry my prince
00:50:29 Stuck in past memories isn't
00:50:32 They prevent you growing up.
00:50:34 I'm not afraid of growing up.
00:50:37 You were married?
00:51:03 Yann, it's me. Wanna tell you
00:51:06 Charlotte isn't married
00:51:10 And beautiful as always.
00:51:15 I really was afraid of this.
00:51:20 If you go back to her, I thought
00:51:24 So, I lied.
00:51:26 I wouldn't do that, never.
00:51:32 - Fuck, sorry Yann.
00:51:40 Did you get her address?
00:51:42 Yes, I did.
00:52:00 My writing was never very good.
00:52:03 I wrote my last letter when I was ten
00:52:07 and with him
00:52:12 We never loved each other.
00:52:17 I was calling him a son of a bitch.
00:52:30 That was the letter of my life. That night
00:52:34 or not all.
00:52:46 I never could write like Chateaubriand
00:52:49 I even copied from Proust.
00:52:52 ''Love is like the curses in tales.
00:52:54 ''till the spell fails,
00:52:59 How could I have been so blind,
00:53:04 ALICE
00:53:07 the treasure, I threw away.
00:53:11 I had made my decision:
00:53:14 I would sponge over the past.
00:53:16 In any way it would be possible.
00:53:24 That morning, I got rid of them all:
00:53:27 bills, postcards, letters.
00:53:30 invitation cards, credentials,
00:53:32 warning letters and at least a
00:53:37 - Did I wake you up?
00:53:39 What happened?
00:53:42 I decided to give up looking at the past.
00:53:44 I have left all behind me.
00:53:49 No running away anymore. I'll grow up.
00:53:57 - What ever caused this?
00:54:02 I 'm going back to bed.
00:54:05 I love you Alice.
00:54:08 - What did you say?
00:54:14 - I can't tonight. What about tomorrow?
00:54:24 Alice, I love you.
00:54:26 - What?
00:54:29 OK, see you.
00:54:45 - Hi Monsieur Kerbec.
00:54:48 - Sorry, I'm a bit late.
00:54:54 - OK... Hi, I'm Bruno.
00:54:56 This time, let's try to get a
00:54:59 Sure Monsieur Kerbec.
00:55:02 - I have problems with my wife
00:55:04 - When we are in the cockpit,
00:55:07 - OK Monsieur Kerbec. -Are we ready?
00:55:10 Security belt.
00:55:23 And Sandrine, are you ready to fly?
00:55:29 - OK.
00:55:33 It's OK baby!
00:55:37 Velocimeter active.
00:55:42 - V1.
00:55:47 Rotation. V2.
00:55:50 Variometer
00:55:52 How many hours of flight experience
00:55:55 Don't missunderstand me, the one last time,
00:55:58 He destroyed me from the inside.
00:56:03 What's going on?
00:56:07 We've got some vibration from the 1st engine.
00:56:09 I have shut off the fuel entry for engine 1.
00:56:12 To prevent a possible fire.
00:56:15 What's that alarm?
00:56:19 Ah, sorry, it's my phone.
00:56:25 Hello. Yes. No, I'm at work.
00:56:29 I certainly don't have time.
00:56:33 Yes, me too. OK, kiss you.
00:56:35 My wife. The new one.
00:56:39 - So, we were at...?
00:56:41 OK, so vibration still continues.
00:56:45 I can't believe this. He must have lost his mind.
00:56:51 We're falling down at 500 feet per minute.
00:56:54 We'll crash in about 2 minutes.
00:56:58 - Damn! How idiotic.
00:57:00 - Monsieur Kerbec, another try?
00:57:07 200 feet... 100 feet...
00:57:11 - You're dead!
00:57:15 You accomplished something for the 1st time.
00:57:19 smoothly and smashed down an
00:57:25 Exactly the work of a fresh pilot.
00:57:28 Inexperienced...
00:57:31 I didn't even have time to start the test!
00:57:33 The skunk well known for its awful odour
00:57:37 from its glands near the anus,
00:57:40 Ludo, do you have any plans for tonight?
00:57:44 And, I will let you drive
00:57:50 You sign plane-crashes on the map,
00:57:57 - Planes are an obsession for you, right?
00:58:00 No...
00:58:03 That's my job.
00:58:05 Why?
00:58:08 It attracts me.
00:58:10 - So, why?
00:58:16 Why?
00:58:21 - You're afraid of planes
00:58:28 Where is Ludo?
00:58:30 I wanted to be alone a bit.
00:58:34 I sent him far away.
00:58:37 To an art-gallery in Saint-Michel
00:58:41 Seven Samurai, swing their swords
00:58:45 I feel ashamed of myself.
00:58:50 Why did you want to be alone?
00:59:04 Why could I have wanted that?
00:59:08 Guess.
00:59:12 Now, it's been exactly 15 days, and
00:59:17 - You'll go to heaven!
00:59:23 And this makes...
00:59:26 we still have two hours and 15, no 14 minutes.
00:59:33 Not bad.
00:59:36 You're assertive.
00:59:39 Why didn't you call me for the meal?
00:59:42 Because, I got my reasoning back
00:59:45 How this?
00:59:48 The woman of my life is not Charlotte.
00:59:50 She is just a ghost of my youth,
00:59:55 You may just know the woman of your life
00:59:59 in your death bed.
01:00:03 Because we never can foresee
01:00:09 Marriage for example,
01:00:14 If you were fucking the bridesmaid ,
01:00:18 my best friend...
01:00:21 how could you promise...
01:00:26 in front of your family, your friends and god
01:00:34 That slut, tight fitting slut dress...
01:00:38 was swaggering around and won
01:00:41 laughed at my dad's stupid jokes.
01:00:44 she made everybody sing
01:00:50 And my marriage collapsed.
01:00:55 Alice, would you marry me?
01:01:01 Why not?
01:01:05 - What are you thinking?
01:01:08 I was thinking of what I should
01:01:24 - Hi.
01:01:26 - Right.
01:01:28 I had seen that film before,
01:01:31 In fact, not this one but had seen
01:01:33 The cowboys were terrible, just terrible.
01:01:37 How are you Alice?
01:01:41 So, you haven't skipped anything.
01:01:44 Wow, you also bought ''Mon Cheri''?
01:01:48 That's very nice.
01:01:52 Don't feel bad.
01:01:56 You also cooked your father's risotto,
01:02:04 - Won't you open it?
01:02:09 - Only with you.
01:02:14 Only for a certain time...
01:02:16 Yann, it's me Charlotte. I got your letter. It was wonderful.
01:02:36 - Do you have gas for those lighters of yours? Good morning.
01:02:45 - What are you going to do?
01:02:49 - OK.
01:02:53 I want to see you so much.
01:02:56 I'm waiting for your call.
01:02:58 "0612312842."
01:03:12 Alice...
01:03:17 Let's not talk this way, behind doors.
01:03:19 Please open it.
01:03:23 I know that you are there,
01:03:27 I swear, I don't understand.
01:03:30 Well, I did
01:03:32 Ok she received it but I didn't post it,
01:03:37 OK, I put it into the post box.
01:03:41 But then, I fired that post box.
01:03:46 I swear I'm telling the truth.
01:03:50 - I don't have to call her.
01:03:54 You also know quite well.
01:03:57 You don't know how to say ''No''
01:04:00 - It's true that I can't say ''No''
01:04:07 When I called Charlotte and when she said
01:04:11 Then when she asked me ''Would you like to
01:04:16 While we were kissing she asked,
01:04:36 - Is that OK?
01:04:50 - Is that her?
01:04:54 I know.
01:05:03 - I'm working here.
01:05:05 Hey Ludo, attention! You see there
01:05:11 - Don't pass that line.
01:05:14 - Not bad huh?
01:05:16 Come on.
01:05:20 - Any news from Alice?
01:05:24 - But you feel OK, right?
01:05:26 - That's what's important.
01:05:32 - What's that?
01:05:36 - It activates you too much, but I cope with it
01:05:39 Your eyes are like rabbits' eyes.
01:05:42 Not a good thing.
01:05:45 Do you see that red light over there?
01:05:47 - When it's turned on, you come in.
01:05:49 - Shall we start_
01:05:51 May I use accessories or such?
01:05:54 - Yes, but dont go to far, OK?
01:05:57 But you can't say I wanna zebra
01:06:01 It's ok.
01:06:04 What? Aha, Yes.
01:06:09 110 miles.
01:06:14 V2. Variometer positive.
01:06:18 - Open the touch-down set
01:06:31 Don't move!
01:06:33 - I'll give the orders!
01:06:40 Terrorist made ineffective.
01:06:45 OK, thank you.
01:06:48 You'll pay for this this nonsense!
01:06:52 I'm not sure if this hijack
01:06:56 Suits me. Anyway, I got a few pennies
01:07:01 - Why did you want to be alone?
01:07:04 Alice, would you marry me?
01:07:07 Why not...
01:07:09 Hi Yann.
01:07:11 I'm trying to rush my writing
01:07:14 We'll compensate later.
01:07:16 Could you put the garbage out?
01:07:36 - What's in there? Anvil or what?
01:07:44 - Are you coming?
01:08:23 Is that yoghurt or what?
01:08:27 No, it isn't bad.
01:08:29 Fermented lama milk with sea dog fat.
01:08:33 It has all the calories one needs
01:08:45 It's on the edge
01:08:49 Last of its kind.
01:09:04 See you tonight.
01:09:18 What has she said about your magazines?
01:09:24 I said, what did she say
01:09:26 -She said that I should grow up.
01:09:30 It's not unfair.
01:09:39 You should grow up?
01:09:43 I should behave like an adult.
01:09:54 We gotta talk Ludo.
01:09:59 Don't exhaust yourself, I noticed.
01:10:05 I couldn't even take care
01:10:14 It doesn't matter, dude.
01:10:32 Mayday, mayday... Tower, an
01:10:34 - Repeating, emergency case!
01:10:37 - The engine is in flames.
01:10:39 Can you guide us to the runway?
01:10:47 Yes Ludo, it's me.
01:10:49 No news.
01:10:53 I'm on the roof of Saint-Ex,
01:10:58 I'm there just now, drop by if you want.
01:11:02 We could have a few drinks. See you then.
01:11:12 The husband of a friend of mine,
01:11:16 and buried it and planted a tree just there.
01:11:20 What a hard delivery it had been.
01:11:22 The husband of one of my office friends,
01:11:26 Do you wonder why? He saw when
01:11:32 - Episs.. what?
01:11:34 They cut the part between anus and vagina
01:11:40 I think I would like to deliver
01:11:43 You're right.
01:11:49 That fat slut, who slept with
01:11:52 She also thought that it would be nice
01:11:55 It took 30 hours and then she got
01:11:59 What was worse, the baby
01:12:01 Now, she can't make him bath.
01:12:06 - Would you like another one?
01:12:09 Do you still keep to that silly
01:12:11 No, now I follow a silly
01:12:16 It's all about about balancing those
01:12:19 For example, that meal tonight
01:12:22 Did you hear my love?
01:12:24 - Yes...
01:12:31 Would you like to know the latest diet,
01:12:37 Recent research performed in Europe shows...
01:12:40 that women who swallow the sperm
01:12:42 lose 48% more weight than who
01:12:46 A compound found in semen is
01:12:50 Are you drunk?
01:12:54 In semen, besides sperm,
01:13:00 prostaglandins and alkalines are present.
01:13:03 The alkalines, usually not wasting
01:13:06 interestingly result in astonishing events
01:13:10 Magical... So, to stay slim, one
01:13:21 - I'm heading to bed.
01:13:24 With my magazine.
01:13:30 Alice, it's me, Yann.
01:13:32 I wonder what you're doing.
01:13:34 I'm on the roof of Saint-Ex...
01:13:37 in the evenings, after seven.
01:13:39 If you drop in here about then,
01:14:06 I'm sorry.
01:14:09 Yann, it was lovely to see you.
01:14:11 - Charlotte, I've heard so much about you.
01:14:16 - I wanna some more water.
01:14:19 No, thank you Madam.
01:14:22 - You can call me Catherine.
01:14:24 Charlotte told me about your job.
01:14:26 Is it right that the black-boxes
01:14:29 Come on tell me,
01:14:31 - Mom...
01:14:35 That was in the old times.
01:14:39 - Some sausage, Catherine.
01:14:42 - It's a fantastic diet, I know it.
01:14:52 I wanna have kids.
01:14:59 - But that's impossible.
01:15:03 Because we aren't even married yet.
01:15:07 - And, you made your final decision?
01:15:16 - Yes.
01:15:22 OK, time to close,
01:15:28 It's OK even if you don't say good night.
01:15:35 I've heard a lot of things about you Castelot.
01:15:45 - Gentlemen...
01:15:47 - Hi, Castelot.
01:15:49 - You again?
01:15:52 - Indeed, is it?
01:15:57 - Sure.
01:15:59 I wonder what I'll become
01:16:03 My new wife... She married a pilot,
01:16:08 One should think about the
01:16:11 I do already.
01:16:13 How to say it?
01:16:17 It's like having a plastic doll
01:16:21 I need to live in reality.
01:16:24 An adrenalin case. I should feel
01:16:29 How to explain it?
01:16:32 Just do it like me.
01:16:35 OK, shall we start?
01:16:37 It's OK.
01:16:41 - Come on, this time, it will work.
01:16:47 Monsieur Kerbec, could we skip London.
01:16:50 the tracking lights while in fog.
01:16:53 - OK, let's go over to Honolulu.
01:16:57 Paris-Honolulu will be very easy.
01:17:01 You will succeed Castelot.
01:17:05 I didn't want to go to London either.
01:17:08 It rains all the time.
01:17:12 OK, we start now.
01:17:36 Damned machine!
01:17:45 It was fantastic Castelot.
01:17:51 If you hadn't lost your concentration,
01:17:54 It's this test Monsieur Kerbec.
01:18:00 Come on, let's have a drink on me.
01:18:05 The first plane I flied with was a 4 engine,
01:18:11 a Super-Starliner L1649, F-BHBO.
01:18:19 I still have that paper,
01:18:24 I was with my mother, flying to
01:18:28 There was a storm, just after take-off
01:18:33 The pilot turned back for touch-down,
01:18:38 There was a short quake, the plane
01:18:47 Eleven people died.
01:18:52 She had packed me so tight,
01:18:57 Whenever I have a flight, I remember
01:19:04 And ever since I know that my mother is with me
01:19:09 You get it? That's it.
01:19:15 Planes are my life Monsieur Kerbec.
01:19:26 If we say.. that you have passed the test?
01:19:30 - It was about to happen.
01:19:33 But this should be kept between us Castelot.
01:19:36 - Is that OK?
01:19:41 You're a good man Monsieur Kerbec.
01:19:45 - It's too late, I marry next week.
01:20:04 - How are you?
01:20:07 What about you?
01:20:10 Hmm, well...
01:20:14 - You can call me Bruno.
01:20:16 Are you that lucky girl?
01:20:25 I marry Charlotte next week.
01:20:32 Congrats.
01:20:35 I can never say no.
01:20:40 - Sorry.
01:20:44 Just dropped in to say hello.
01:20:52 - Good bye.
01:21:05 Hello.
01:21:19 - Where did this couch come from?
01:21:25 Too gray.
01:21:29 It's not gray, ''cappuccino''.
01:21:34 You don't even sit, that's rather leaning.
01:21:42 You can't lean well.
01:21:46 - But it was disgusting.
01:21:51 - Ludo slept on it for 3 years and never complained.
01:22:34 - How did you find me?
01:22:36 - How are you?
01:22:43 - And you?
01:22:47 Nice suit.
01:22:52 What were you expecting?
01:22:55 It's also stated on the signboard:
01:22:57 ''By father to son, since 1871.''
01:23:00 I wouldn't destroy that tradition!
01:23:07 And, I even already have my successor.
01:23:13 Baby is on way.
01:23:19 I didn't know where to go, after I
01:23:25 When we met, it was like we
01:23:28 We lived together since then.
01:23:31 And soon, we'll be three persons.
01:23:36 Congrats.
01:23:39 Thank you.
01:23:42 And what did you do?
01:23:46 I marry Charlotte next week.
01:23:51 Take these. I want you to be my best man
01:24:03 I didn't believe it when Alice told me about it.
01:24:06 - You meet Alice?
01:24:08 Regularly.
01:24:11 Look Yann,
01:24:15 you really are a jerk.
01:24:18 You don't understand anything.
01:24:22 That lady is in love with you
01:24:25 She is crazy about you.
01:24:34 Where is Alice?
01:24:39 That won't be easy.
01:24:42 Where did she go?
01:24:45 Tahiti.
01:24:48 Tahiti...
01:24:53 Look at me Yann, I can't just watch
01:24:59 Your wedding rings...
01:25:30 After my father died,
01:25:33 But anyhow I also could not get parted
01:25:36 I hadn't entered it neither.
01:25:40 Until that night...
01:26:38 We say ''my father can do everything''
01:26:44 He can do almost everything
01:26:48 He gets on our nerves,
01:26:50 He is an idiot, when we are 20...
01:26:53 not that silly we say,
01:26:55 If we are 30, we say
01:27:21 Keep working, don't do this to me.
01:27:25 Work!
01:27:54 Don't wait for me this time.
01:27:58 - Are you sure?
01:28:19 Fuck off!
01:28:25 Fuck off!
01:28:32 Your safety belt Monsieur.
01:28:37 Thank you.
01:28:48 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
01:28:51 Your captain pilot Bruno Castelot
01:28:59 Excuse me captain, a man wants to
01:29:04 Well, let him in.
01:29:09 What a surprise.
01:29:13 You're... You're gonna fly this plane?
01:29:15 Yes, and a bit thanks to you.
01:29:24 You did it my friend.
01:30:13 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:30:16 Please fasten your safeity belts.
01:30:18 Monsieur Kerbec...
01:30:27 - Castelot?
01:30:30 Hmm, we got a tiny problem
01:30:38 We've lost engine number 1.
01:30:41 It's not sucking enough fuel.
01:30:50 One second...
01:30:53 - You have opened the transfer valve?
01:30:56 - Lemegon, open the transfer valve.
01:31:01 - Transfer valve is open
01:31:06 - Keep level 70.
01:31:11 Damn!
01:31:13 We reported our emergency to the tower.
01:31:16 We are nearly at zero for number 2.
01:31:20 Try to transfer some fuel from the
01:31:24 OK
01:31:27 -There's not enough.
01:31:31 - Waiting at level 50.
01:31:35 - Check the function of the fuel nozzles!
01:31:40 - What about the transfer?
01:31:42 Alfa 234, who is beside you?
01:31:45 Flight safety expert Yann Kerbec.
01:31:49 OK.
01:31:52 We are about to drop to level 50.
01:31:55 OK.
01:31:58 - How much is left in number 2?
01:32:00 Nearly zero. Engine is going to stop!
01:32:03 OK, keep calm.
01:32:09 - Damn!
01:32:14 We're finished, fucked up!
01:32:18 We've switched to the batteries,
01:32:20 We should use each second efficiently.
01:32:22 - Alfa 234, what's happening?
01:32:26 We settle to gliding.
01:32:28 Lemacon, quit the automatic pilot.
01:32:31 - Good luck guys.
01:32:34 - We'll crash!
01:32:37 - We'll touchdown in gliding mode.
01:32:40 which landed without engines.
01:32:43 -20 minutes before touch-down
01:32:48 Come on tell us, 3 in how many?
01:32:51 The plane will flatten
01:32:54 Lemazon, you get on my nerves.
01:32:57 and sharks will queue for those
01:32:59 Get out, I said, Lemacon!
01:33:02 I'm heading for the tail,
01:33:04 - Put on your mask then
01:33:08 Nothing at all. A small hitch
01:33:10 - OK.
01:33:12 - Replace him Monsieur Kerbec.
01:33:16 I give the orders here.
01:33:20 There are 300 lives in our
01:33:23 Come on!
01:33:30 Nice.
01:33:40 Lanet olsun!
01:33:44 Pull it slowly, Monsieur Kerbec.
01:33:48 That can't be real!
01:33:50 We switch to manual.
01:33:55 - Power Transfer Unit off.
01:34:00 We'll succeed Monsieur Kerbec.
01:34:04 Right, we will Castelot.
01:34:07 Keep on going.
01:34:12 List for me the systems we have lost.
01:34:14 Stabiliser, ice solvent,
01:34:25 - What else...
01:34:31 Get how long we can preserve
01:34:35 With a loss of 2500 feet per minute in altitude
01:34:42 We'll fight for each centimeter.
01:34:45 Engines are off, we are gliding.
01:34:50 - Have you ever flown a glider?
01:34:53 - Well, then you will learn it now.
01:34:55 - Alfa 234, the rescue crew is positioned.
01:34:59 - We see the runway.
01:35:02 Monsieur Kerbec, be prepared
01:35:06 damned plane softly like putting
01:35:10 - Touch-down set.
01:35:15 - Should be opened manually.
01:35:19 The ideal approach speed is 180 mph.
01:35:23 - Number 1 touch-down set is open
01:35:28 - Set number 2 is open
01:35:35 - Continue until the runway.
01:35:37 Preserve 5 degrees of slope.
01:35:41 Elevate the nose part at the maximum!
01:35:45 - Damn! Come on, touchdown set, Monsieur Kerbec!
01:35:49 -120 feet...
01:36:12 So, like landing to the coop.
01:36:16 Thank you mom.
01:36:20 Hello, tower.
01:36:23 Well done guys.
01:36:25 I'll buy the drinks tonight.
01:37:31 Subs translated from Turkish by Chimera with minor adjustment to English by Heph