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Machete
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We're federal agents, we are not martyrs! |
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This is suicide! |
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She is just one of many abductions. |
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Why is this abduction so special! |
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Is it because she's a witness against |
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She is probably caught, and drugged. |
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We do not have to do this! |
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If not us... |
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... Who? |
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I told you to stay still! |
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Do not try to capture the Torrez! |
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Turn around now! |
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Machete, you son of a bitch! |
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Listen to orders! |
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You'll eventually kill us all! |
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Whatever happens... |
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I'm with you... |
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... Boss. |
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This is the BOSS... |
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Sorry. |
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Get dressed. |
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It's too hot for clothes. |
| 00:03:12 |
You saving me from Torrez? |
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You've got balls! |
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That looks like me. |
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What's this long hard thing? |
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My Machete. |
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Is it sharp? |
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Very... |
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Good... |
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I got him |
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Stupid FUCK... |
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I told you to stay away asshole. |
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If you had listened to my orders |
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How did I do? |
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Excellent my love. |
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Excellent... |
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This is what happens when they insist |
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Why are you so insistent? |
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I own the entire force... |
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I own the DEA... I own |
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Why can't I own you? |
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Why don't you take the money |
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What's your price? |
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Maybe I should ask your |
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Bring her in here. |
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No! |
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Sara! |
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Your daughter... she's in |
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No? |
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I don't think so. |
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The honorable way to die... |
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But. |
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You don't deserve to die honorably. |
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Burn it! |
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Joining us right now we have Franklin Jones. |
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Deputy Director of our local Immigration and Customs |
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Thank you and pleasure to be here. |
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What steps are you taking to |
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ICE is working with local law enforcement |
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but there's over 2000 miles of border between |
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And over half of that is here in Texas, |
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there's a whole support network. |
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That not only helps illegal aliens get |
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across but is helping them get settled. |
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We need to uncover and dismantle this |
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It's our top priority and our most |
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Agent Nevada: Day 23 of surveillance for |
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The Operation is suspected to be run by |
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Codename: She. |
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Tacos Cafe! TACOS! |
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Loose operates a taco's truck at the labour site. |
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There's a interesting... |
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face. |
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No! That's ok. |
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Thank you. |
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He's not... |
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Run through database for |
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Male, Hispanic, scars, tattoo's |
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Don't fuck with me, I don't |
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Hey! |
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So we need to attack the problem at it's source. |
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You work today |
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Hi, lady |
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You need a gardener? |
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Come on. Stand back. |
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Hurry! |
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We have not got. |
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Move! |
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She is sick. |
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Roundup time! |
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Look at them! |
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Speak english? |
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Well, I don't speak much Mexican neither. |
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You know... |
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You're trespassing... |
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on my daddy's land. |
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Jesus Van! Can't you see |
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If it gets born here. |
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No different than you or me. |
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I know most people don't like us. |
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Course... Vigilante's |
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It's really about vigilance. |
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Somebodys gonna watch out |
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Otherwise... |
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Texas will become... |
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Mexico once again. |
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Who's gonna stop it senator? |
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I am. |
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Welcome to America. |
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You catch all that? |
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Burn me a DVD. Behind our supporters |
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A lot. |
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The infestation has begun... |
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parasites have crossed our borders... |
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have sickening our country... |
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leeching off out system... |
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destroying us from the inside. |
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But Senator John McLauglin |
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has a plan of attack. |
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He'll fight to keep illegal immigrants |
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Hey! |
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Ugly! |
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Want to fight? |
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Don't tell me you don't wanna earn |
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That's my man! |
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Bet's! Place your bets! |
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Fight! |
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Thanks. |
| 00:14:16 |
Can I have a beans and cheese. |
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Ain't got no cafe Ole. |
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Regular coffee then |
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Oh! hold the spit please. |
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Why do you pretend to come here |
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I'm not pretending. |
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I like my coffee cheap and greasy. |
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I can refuse service to anyone. |
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Still the American way. |
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When they are citizens. |
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Got your papers? |
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Same as the last time you checked. |
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And the time before that. |
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And the time before that! |
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Got yours? |
| 00:15:03 |
Same as the last time you checked. |
| 00:15:06 |
You think what you do is right? |
| 00:15:08 |
Taking your brothers and sisters in? |
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Deporting them to their own |
| 00:15:13 |
It's the law. |
| 00:15:14 |
There are many laws. |
| 00:15:16 |
There sure are... |
| 00:15:18 |
Immigration fraud... |
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Aiding and illegal entry |
| 00:15:22 |
Insanitary food processing... |
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But you wouldn't know anything about that |
| 00:15:26 |
Can I get my taco's |
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Who's she? |
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I heard she runs an underground network. |
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How the hell would I know? |
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I just make tacos and I sell them. |
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To the workers of this site. |
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It fills their bellies other |
| 00:15:47 |
Funny. |
| 00:15:48 |
Sounds like something she would say. |
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Catch you later. |
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In the race for State Senator... |
| 00:15:59 |
Latest polls are showing... |
| 00:16:00 |
a sharp decline in support for incumbent |
| 00:16:03 |
And his hard-line position on immigration. |
| 00:16:21 |
Get in. |
| 00:16:24 |
Fellow dodged it forever. |
| 00:16:29 |
125 perceptive. |
| 00:16:32 |
Sewage. |
| 00:16:33 |
You ever killed anyone before? |
| 00:17:16 |
You know this guy? |
| 00:17:22 |
Senator John McLaughlin... |
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Independent from cocksucker county. |
| 00:17:28 |
Built his reputation on being |
| 00:17:32 |
Gets worse. |
| 00:17:34 |
Yes... If he has his brothers. |
| 00:17:37 |
That's his platform. |
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Ship them all back before first making them |
| 00:17:44 |
Thank you very much get the fuck out. |
| 00:17:46 |
But what the state senator fails to understand is... |
| 00:17:48 |
the state runs the illegal labour. |
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Thrives on it. |
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Keeps costs down. |
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Keeps the wheels turning. |
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We bust that up |
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My words. |
| 00:18:02 |
Now I'm guessing you don't |
| 00:18:04 |
As you well know... |
| 00:18:05 |
illegal immigrants like yourself... |
| 00:18:07 |
will be forced out of the |
| 00:18:12 |
So for the sake of both |
| 00:18:17 |
The senator must die. |
| 00:18:30 |
And for that. I will give you |
| 00:18:46 |
Get someone else. |
| 00:18:50 |
No time. |
| 00:18:53 |
This job has to happen tomorrow. |
| 00:19:01 |
I want you to take this cash, |
| 00:19:05 |
How long would it take you to get this kind of money? |
| 00:19:08 |
5... 10... 15 years? |
| 00:19:12 |
You can do a lot of good things with this. |
| 00:19:16 |
You deserve it. |
| 00:19:23 |
Now I can't make you do this. |
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But I can make damn sure something |
| 00:19:30 |
Are you in? |
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Have a look at this... |
| 00:19:39 |
Straight line design, |
| 00:19:40 |
Laser designated scope. |
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You can shoot the pecker off |
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And keep the balls unruffled. |
| 00:19:55 |
Machete? |
| 00:19:55 |
That's only good if you wanna make a |
| 00:19:57 |
But it's low tech. Completely |
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Backup... |
| 00:20:02 |
Here's your backup. |
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Me. |
| 00:20:05 |
You call or text if you have any problems, |
| 00:20:07 |
or delays. You need to be on that |
| 00:20:17 |
Now put a bullet in the senator |
| 00:21:12 |
Get up! |
| 00:21:14 |
God damn April. |
| 00:21:15 |
My business partner have very little tolerance |
| 00:21:24 |
This is a second operation in the last six months, |
| 00:21:26 |
that I have to close down |
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I told you a thousand times. |
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You need something you come to me |
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You do not go to these labs. |
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You got something to say to me? |
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Sorry daddy. |
| 00:22:29 |
What's this? |
| 00:22:30 |
$150 thousand |
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Cash. |
| 00:22:33 |
Are you out of your mind? |
| 00:22:36 |
The Network got me across once. |
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Use this. |
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For the people you help. |
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I don't know how you know what you know. |
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But I'm glad I know you. |
| 00:22:51 |
What'd you want? |
| 00:22:54 |
Here. |
| 00:22:56 |
Ladies and Gentlemen. |
| 00:23:04 |
I want to thank you all for coming |
| 00:23:07 |
And I want to thank this forum from the bottom |
| 00:23:15 |
Because we have been tested. |
| 00:23:16 |
Tested by fire! |
| 00:23:18 |
Our borders have been put to the test. |
| 00:23:24 |
The aliens, the infiltrators, the outsiders... |
| 00:23:27 |
They come right across by light of day, |
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by dark at night. |
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They'll bleed us. They'll parasites. |
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They'll bleed us til we're a city, |
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a county, a state. |
| 00:23:35 |
a nation til we're all bled out. |
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Now make no mistake |
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Every time an illegal dances across |
| 00:23:44 |
It is an act of aggression against |
| 00:23:47 |
A covert act of terrorism. |
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Everywhere I go in this glorious state. |
| 00:23:52 |
People are talking about change. |
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I say why change? |
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This is a great state founded |
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I don't want to change that. |
| 00:24:02 |
Our rightful citizens are a hardworking Americans, |
| 00:24:04 |
who have earned their paychecks... |
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by the grit of their gut and |
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I don't want to change that! |
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Change! That they want change! |
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Change the law! |
| 00:24:15 |
Open the doors! |
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Red rover! Red rover! |
| 00:24:18 |
Let the terrorist come over! |
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Let me tell you what change that will bring! |
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68 cents! |
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The jingle jangle of the pennies in your pocket. |
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Because the scavengers, the leeches, |
| 00:24:31 |
are walking away with your money. |
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While you're left with the change. |
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So I wanna say one more thing. |
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Who you gonna vote for? |
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There! |
| 00:25:00 |
Up there! I saw someone shot from up there! |
| 00:25:04 |
Get him to Fort Briggs! |
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Roger! I'm on my way. |
| 00:25:29 |
Go ahead. |
| 00:25:32 |
Shoot him Nacho. |
| 00:25:33 |
Cos right after that. |
| 00:25:35 |
The three of us |
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Are gonna shoot one of you. |
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Shit! |
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Try it. |
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Go ahead... Pacho. |
| 00:26:01 |
I'll grease your chips all |
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This is fucking big. |
| 00:26:12 |
This guy took a shot at a representative. |
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No! A Senator. |
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This is fucking high. |
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The guy can die and we caught him. |
| 00:26:18 |
Hell we did! |
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And they'll gonna hang your ass |
| 00:26:23 |
Look I'm gonna call the boss |
| 00:26:25 |
Yeah, you go ahead. |
| 00:26:26 |
We got the Mexican bird that fell off the rooftop! |
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Bring him to the basement. |
| 00:26:35 |
He stills thinks we're cops. |
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Well of course he will think that. |
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We frisked him, we cuffed him, we |
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Apprehended him just like the |
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I didn't frisked him. |
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Yes, you did. |
| 00:26:49 |
Man, I'm telling you I didnt... |
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Oh! Sweet Jesus. |
| 00:27:00 |
Oh! DAMN! |
| 00:27:13 |
Shocking news this hour. |
| 00:27:14 |
Senator John McLaughlin was shot |
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The Senator was immediately driven to Parklane hospital, |
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where he was reportedly in good and |
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Video taken at the rally indicate the |
| 00:27:30 |
Senator McLaughlin have been |
| 00:27:32 |
And campaigns for stricter border patrols. |
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Boss. |
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Video. |
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You see what I am sending you Mr. Torrez. |
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It's coming on my screen now. |
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That's campaign gold. |
| 00:28:04 |
I put my contributions were for the Senator's re-election. |
| 00:28:07 |
Not his retirement. |
| 00:28:08 |
McLaughlin is in a guaranteed win. |
| 00:28:10 |
And in a new session as promised, |
| 00:28:12 |
he'll ramrod through everything we asked for. |
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Pause! |
| 00:28:17 |
Go back. |
| 00:28:21 |
Who's this? |
| 00:28:22 |
Nobody. |
| 00:28:24 |
A day labourer from the streets. |
| 00:28:25 |
He won't be missed. |
| 00:28:27 |
Is he dead? |
| 00:28:29 |
Dead or dying on a rooftop. |
| 00:28:31 |
What the fuck is it! Asshole... |
| 00:28:33 |
Dead or dying? |
| 00:28:35 |
He'll be dead within minutes. |
| 00:28:40 |
For your sake. |
| 00:28:46 |
What? |
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It's me. It's done. I think he's toast. |
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Don't think! Verify! Check the |
| 00:28:54 |
check the hospitals, check everywhere. |
| 00:29:00 |
Most do not give illegals |
| 00:29:04 |
But thou art with us. |
| 00:29:05 |
Nobody knows you're here. |
| 00:29:08 |
You were brought here under the name John Doe, |
| 00:29:13 |
as a mere spectator. |
| 00:29:16 |
Is that him? |
| 00:29:17 |
Dr. Felix wants to see him. |
| 00:29:20 |
Quietly... |
| 00:29:22 |
Did you see where the bullet rebound. |
| 00:29:24 |
It was stopped by another bullet that |
| 00:29:27 |
If he hadn't been shot before. |
| 00:29:30 |
There's actually a lesson in there somewhere . |
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I can feel your eyeballs on my uterus. |
| 00:29:34 |
Woah, woah, woah, at least it's not on your colon. |
| 00:29:36 |
Well, actually did you know that the... |
| 00:29:38 |
the human intestines is ten times longer |
| 00:29:41 |
Wait! |
| 00:29:42 |
So the human intestines is |
| 00:29:44 |
It's true. |
| 00:29:47 |
The hero has awoken! |
| 00:29:50 |
My friend! You are safe, they are |
| 00:29:53 |
They will take good care of you. |
| 00:29:57 |
Leave him alone. |
| 00:30:01 |
Hello, what can I do for you? |
| 00:30:03 |
What can you do for me? |
| 00:30:04 |
I'm looking for a gentleman |
| 00:30:07 |
Probably into ICU. |
| 00:30:10 |
Where might I find him? |
| 00:30:12 |
You wanna go straight down |
| 00:30:15 |
Make a left, two rights and another left. |
| 00:30:18 |
And you'll be right there. |
| 00:30:21 |
You sure about that? |
| 00:30:28 |
I'm going this way. |
| 00:30:31 |
Someone is coming. |
| 00:30:34 |
We got trouble. |
| 00:30:49 |
Got another way outta here? |
| 00:30:50 |
No other exits. |
| 00:30:52 |
Oh... you don't wanna mess with that. |
| 00:30:54 |
That's a skull scraper. |
| 00:30:55 |
We use that to scrape the bones clean. |
| 00:30:58 |
And those can cut through flesh |
| 00:31:04 |
Pass that tank. |
| 00:32:08 |
Hold it! |
| 00:32:48 |
Boss ain't gonna like this. |
| 00:32:50 |
What are we gonna tell him? |
| 00:32:54 |
Ooops. |
| 00:33:22 |
Evana. |
| 00:33:24 |
I'm on my lunch break sir. |
| 00:33:25 |
Lunch break is over. All hell's breaking loose, |
| 00:33:27 |
Some took a shot at Senator McLaughlin. |
| 00:33:29 |
It was a illegal. |
| 00:33:30 |
I'm watching it right now. |
| 00:33:31 |
This amateur video was taken just outside |
| 00:33:34 |
just after the failed attempt to |
| 00:33:37 |
Authorities believe that this suspect |
| 00:33:39 |
Son of a bitch... |
| 00:33:41 |
No! not you sir. |
| 00:33:44 |
I've seen him before. |
| 00:33:46 |
Yes sir. I'm on my way. |
| 00:33:47 |
He maybe in this country illegally. |
| 00:33:49 |
And that he is of course to be considered |
| 00:33:58 |
You're all over the TV! Cabron! |
| 00:34:02 |
Hurry! |
| 00:34:05 |
The shots fired on Senator |
| 00:34:07 |
just the shot in the arm |
| 00:34:10 |
New numbers indicate that he has |
| 00:34:13 |
led from the wake of today's incident. |
| 00:34:16 |
Since today's shooting. Others agree that |
| 00:34:18 |
border security should be heavily enforced. |
| 00:34:21 |
Yes, hold the illegals responsible! |
| 00:34:24 |
Eh... yeah! |
| 00:34:26 |
Didn't you cross the border to |
| 00:34:29 |
Well, we're almost there. |
| 00:34:33 |
Nocha! |
| 00:34:35 |
"Cona" Opinions should be like. |
| 00:34:38 |
Waay! |
| 00:34:43 |
You didn't have a choice, |
| 00:34:46 |
why else would you give me the money? |
| 00:34:49 |
They'll be looking for your ass. |
| 00:34:53 |
You'll be safe here. |
| 00:34:57 |
Try not to bleed on the bed. |
| 00:35:24 |
Are you "She"? |
| 00:35:31 |
"She" brings hope. |
| 00:35:32 |
"She" rights the wrongs. |
| 00:35:36 |
Unfortunately, "She's" a myth. |
| 00:35:40 |
Just someone I made up to |
| 00:35:44 |
At first, I just wanted to help |
| 00:35:48 |
give them food, find them work. |
| 00:35:50 |
Now there's a war |
| 00:35:52 |
Von and his border vigilantes. |
| 00:35:55 |
Hunting us down like dogs. |
| 00:35:57 |
And there's no one there to stop them. |
| 00:35:59 |
You can... |
| 00:36:02 |
You're a fighter |
| 00:36:04 |
Only when there is something |
| 00:36:10 |
Is there? |
| 00:36:14 |
Always. |
| 00:36:26 |
When the sun rises, you should be good. |
| 00:36:31 |
Don't start something |
| 00:36:35 |
Machete. |
| 00:36:37 |
You know me? |
| 00:36:39 |
I know the legend. |
| 00:36:42 |
Maybe the legend's better. |
| 00:36:50 |
I'll be the judge of that. |
| 00:37:08 |
Where are you? Mr. Mysterious? |
| 00:37:38 |
Oh my god... |
| 00:37:41 |
Codename: Machete |
| 00:37:44 |
Gunning the Senator down in the street! |
| 00:37:45 |
What on earth were they thinking? |
| 00:37:48 |
Sometimes I worry about April and |
| 00:37:53 |
A fucked up world. |
| 00:37:56 |
I'd ought to wash your mouth out with soap. |
| 00:37:58 |
Give me another that taco. |
| 00:37:59 |
Someone took a shot at a senator. |
| 00:38:02 |
A fucked up world. |
| 00:38:04 |
Like two peas in a pod. |
| 00:38:06 |
So! Hmm... |
| 00:38:06 |
I think David is going to ask me |
| 00:38:13 |
But I have my priorities. |
| 00:38:15 |
School and a career. |
| 00:38:16 |
Salsa! |
| 00:38:17 |
Actually I was thinking more |
| 00:38:21 |
You are a very pretty girl April, |
| 00:38:24 |
but that's tough enough to crack. |
| 00:38:27 |
I know all about cracking nuts. |
| 00:38:33 |
Do you even know how many hits I |
| 00:38:35 |
You own a website? She has a |
| 00:38:38 |
I know all about what the online public wants. |
| 00:38:41 |
And they want ME! |
| 00:38:42 |
All of ME! |
| 00:38:46 |
That does it. I'm sending |
| 00:38:50 |
What? |
| 00:38:51 |
He's loose. He got away. |
| 00:38:53 |
God Damn! How hard is it for you to kill a |
| 00:38:56 |
You get to that corner where I |
| 00:38:58 |
You find him! |
| 00:38:59 |
Do IT! |
| 00:39:12 |
Seen a big wagon? |
| 00:39:15 |
No... No speak english. |
| 00:39:18 |
Speak. 45? |
| 00:39:21 |
Where's the tacos truck lady at? |
| 00:39:25 |
Hey! I don't know man. I haven't seen |
| 00:39:29 |
She... |
| 00:39:34 |
You know where you lives... |
| 00:40:27 |
Alright... go get him. |
| 00:41:45 |
You're all over the god damn TV. |
| 00:41:47 |
Get in! |
| 00:41:50 |
Agent |
| 00:41:54 |
You're the second beautiful |
| 00:42:03 |
Exploding houses! |
| 00:42:04 |
Bodies falling from the sky! |
| 00:42:06 |
Jesus Christ Machete... |
| 00:42:08 |
You're a walking SHIT MAGNET! |
| 00:42:11 |
Ya! I know who you are... |
| 00:42:13 |
I'm Santana Evira. |
| 00:42:15 |
Immigration Customs and Enforcement (ICE). |
| 00:42:18 |
ICE. |
| 00:42:19 |
Fuckin' A! La Migra (immigration)... |
| 00:42:22 |
Don't worry, I won't ship you back, |
| 00:42:24 |
Working my way up. |
| 00:42:26 |
I can't be busting people like tacos |
| 00:42:29 |
Well, I'm probably related to half of them. |
| 00:42:31 |
You need me more than I need you. |
| 00:42:33 |
Come on. |
| 00:42:34 |
You know all the cops in this |
| 00:42:39 |
I wasn't gonna kill him. |
| 00:42:41 |
Just gonna shoot him in the neck, |
| 00:42:43 |
Stop him from saying all those |
| 00:42:45 |
It was a set up. |
| 00:42:48 |
There was another shooter there. |
| 00:42:49 |
There was another shooter? |
| 00:42:50 |
Who? |
| 00:43:01 |
Drive! |
| 00:43:05 |
Drive. |
| 00:43:12 |
I know what they did to your family. |
| 00:43:15 |
And if I were you I wouldn't trust |
| 00:43:17 |
but it's different here. |
| 00:43:19 |
Laws are enforced. |
| 00:43:20 |
And people control them. |
| 00:43:25 |
The system works here... |
| 00:43:27 |
Says you. |
| 00:43:28 |
I started working on the night shift |
| 00:43:32 |
But I worked my way up. |
| 00:43:34 |
As translator, assistant... |
| 00:43:38 |
Now I'm special agent in |
| 00:43:41 |
Sounds like they still got you |
| 00:43:45 |
Let me take you in... |
| 00:43:47 |
Put you into witness protection. |
| 00:43:49 |
All you got to do is tell me who |
| 00:44:01 |
Fine. |
| 00:44:04 |
Holy Shit. |
| 00:44:08 |
You mean to tell me that a Mexican daily is a |
| 00:44:12 |
That's right, CIA, FBI, DEA, all |
| 00:44:17 |
Is this the man who you assigned to kill Machete? |
| 00:44:21 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:23 |
And so far you failed. |
| 00:44:27 |
So far. |
| 00:44:29 |
I'm sorry to see you have a high tolerance |
| 00:44:32 |
I don't... |
| 00:44:47 |
not bad |
| 00:44:48 |
The last time we spoke you could have mentioned |
| 00:44:50 |
God Dammit! |
| 00:44:51 |
Notoriously is hard to kill, |
| 00:44:54 |
I've tried. |
| 00:44:56 |
Well, you didn't try with the guy I'm calling in. |
| 00:44:59 |
The very best the great state of Texas has to offer. |
| 00:45:03 |
Osiris Amanpour. |
| 00:45:07 |
If Machete is captured alive. |
| 00:45:09 |
He'll expose my entire operation. |
| 00:45:13 |
You have 24 hours take him down, |
| 00:45:15 |
or I'll come over there myself... |
| 00:45:18 |
And I'll kill him myself. |
| 00:45:28 |
Sorry, my friend. |
| 00:45:33 |
My grandfather always says you |
| 00:45:37 |
And you my friend, |
| 00:45:39 |
have plenty of problems. |
| 00:45:44 |
So who you working for? |
| 00:45:46 |
Who wants the senator dead? |
| 00:45:47 |
Is it The Network? |
| 00:45:49 |
Luz? |
| 00:45:50 |
She doesn't know anything about it. |
| 00:45:53 |
Network either. |
| 00:45:55 |
The man who hired me... |
| 00:45:57 |
was a Mexican. |
| 00:45:57 |
Really |
| 00:46:00 |
So he was just a random guy who says... |
| 00:46:02 |
hey, wanna kill the senator today? |
| 00:46:05 |
And you are like cool? |
| 00:46:06 |
I was afraid he wanted receptive work. |
| 00:46:09 |
Instead, he offered me $150,000 |
| 00:46:14 |
That's a lot of money. |
| 00:46:16 |
So that's why you did it? |
| 00:46:19 |
For the money. |
| 00:46:22 |
Look, Machete. |
| 00:46:26 |
You're not legal in this country. |
| 00:46:28 |
And after what happened in Mexico |
| 00:46:33 |
So basically, you're a man with no country. |
| 00:46:37 |
And lucky for you. I can help you out. |
| 00:46:40 |
Look at me. |
| 00:46:42 |
I can get you papers. |
| 00:46:46 |
But you've got to let me bring you in. |
| 00:46:56 |
I'm gonna find the guy who did this. |
| 00:47:00 |
And bring him to you. |
| 00:47:03 |
Why should I trust you? |
| 00:47:12 |
Because we are both cops. |
| 00:47:19 |
I'd tell you to stop, but |
| 00:47:32 |
Luz! |
| 00:47:34 |
Luz! |
| 00:47:37 |
You wouldn't think they'll take me down |
| 00:47:41 |
You're alive. |
| 00:47:44 |
It was small... |
| 00:47:47 |
I've got something to show you guys, |
| 00:48:01 |
Told you they were gunning for us. |
| 00:48:04 |
Who knows what they'll gonna do next. |
| 00:48:06 |
Holy shit, Luz! |
| 00:48:08 |
I didn't now that you were this loaded. |
| 00:48:10 |
You got more heat than the Popos (police). |
| 00:48:12 |
It's a good start, but we need a lot more. |
| 00:48:14 |
Need it for what? |
| 00:48:16 |
La Revoluzion. (The Revolution). |
| 00:48:18 |
Van and his men are coming for us. |
| 00:48:21 |
We need to be ready. |
| 00:48:22 |
I'm not gonna be around forever. |
| 00:48:24 |
If anything happens, you need to tell Machete |
| 00:48:29 |
Who exactly is this Machete? |
| 00:48:33 |
That's him... |
| 00:48:36 |
he's the one. |
| 00:48:38 |
Hands up! |
| 00:48:40 |
Against the wall. |
| 00:48:41 |
All of you, move it! |
| 00:48:47 |
Where's Machete? |
| 00:48:49 |
Shit. She knows. Man! |
| 00:48:50 |
Amigo's gonna deport our ass back. |
| 00:48:53 |
Nobodies deporting anybody. |
| 00:48:54 |
Machete already told me you guys weren't |
| 00:48:57 |
Although... I should probably |
| 00:49:04 |
For lead! |
| 00:49:06 |
What is this place anyway? |
| 00:49:15 |
Welcome to The Network. |
| 00:49:17 |
These are some of the people that I've help. |
| 00:49:20 |
Help them cross, |
| 00:49:21 |
Got them jobs, |
| 00:49:23 |
then make sure that they do their part. |
| 00:49:26 |
And this? |
| 00:49:28 |
These are the guys trying to stop us. |
| 00:49:30 |
Van Jackson and his Border Vigilantes. |
| 00:49:33 |
They started off with a couple of deer rifles |
| 00:49:38 |
Then in the last year they've grown. |
| 00:49:39 |
More guns, more men. |
| 00:49:42 |
Who's funding them? |
| 00:49:44 |
Whoever it is, is making a mess |
| 00:49:46 |
And these? |
| 00:49:51 |
Missing |
| 00:49:53 |
They are supposed to have crossed. |
| 00:49:56 |
How deep does your operation go? |
| 00:49:58 |
Deep. |
| 00:50:00 |
All types, all races. |
| 00:50:05 |
That's why they call it "The Network". |
| 00:50:08 |
The way we see it. |
| 00:50:12 |
The system doesn't work. |
| 00:50:15 |
It's broken. |
| 00:50:17 |
So we created our own. |
| 00:50:22 |
You gonna burn us? huh? |
| 00:50:23 |
Turn us all in? |
| 00:50:25 |
no |
| 00:50:28 |
I'm gonna walk away and pretend |
| 00:50:31 |
Tell Machete I'm looking for him! |
| 00:50:47 |
I am a man of faith, |
| 00:50:49 |
I took a vow of peace. |
| 00:50:51 |
And I don't shoot anymore. |
| 00:50:53 |
And you don't shoot any less either. |
| 00:50:55 |
I don't see you or heard |
| 00:50:58 |
And now you want me to |
| 00:51:02 |
Yes, brother... |
| 00:51:05 |
I mean, Padre (Father). |
| 00:51:11 |
I'll see what I can do. |
| 00:51:15 |
I want you to say 10 our fathers |
| 00:51:19 |
Light a candle for mom... |
| 00:51:23 |
For funerals. |
| 00:51:30 |
I have these installed when too many things |
| 00:51:34 |
Imagine if we have these kinda setup |
| 00:51:37 |
This is how you get the bad guys now. |
| 00:51:38 |
You catch them on video. |
| 00:51:41 |
Cuban? |
| 00:51:44 |
Mexican. |
| 00:51:46 |
Yeah, I got some of that. |
| 00:51:53 |
I've got something I want you to see |
| 00:51:55 |
Rest assure he will be caught. |
| 00:51:58 |
It is the first shot of the war that... |
| 00:52:00 |
we didn't ask for. |
| 00:52:02 |
Nice way to find out your brother's in town. |
| 00:52:05 |
Right there. |
| 00:52:09 |
That's the guy that hired me. |
| 00:52:10 |
Michael Booth? |
| 00:52:12 |
He's McLaughlin's aid or some shit. |
| 00:52:17 |
You know him? |
| 00:52:18 |
Yeah... he comes in for confession |
| 00:52:21 |
Lots of impure thoughts. |
| 00:52:24 |
Mostly about his daughter. |
| 00:52:27 |
I guess I'm cheaper than a shrink (psychiatrist). |
| 00:52:30 |
Here's his file. |
| 00:52:31 |
Once he started talking about |
| 00:52:34 |
I figured. It'll come in handy. |
| 00:52:35 |
I bet McLaughlin |
| 00:52:38 |
business are just a |
| 00:52:42 |
What I don't understand is why he |
| 00:52:45 |
Don't know. |
| 00:52:48 |
Gonna find out. |
| 00:52:49 |
It's not safe for you to be here. |
| 00:52:52 |
Not looking for safe. |
| 00:52:53 |
No I mean it's not safe |
| 00:52:55 |
I absolve you of all your sins, |
| 00:52:56 |
Now get the fuck out! |
| 00:52:58 |
Okay, bro... |
| 00:53:02 |
But I'm borrowing your car. |
| 00:53:17 |
Why are you complaining about a weak neck, |
| 00:53:19 |
I'd said you should fucking do some sit-ups. |
| 00:53:22 |
Hey... hey, hey boss? |
| 00:53:24 |
Who're you? |
| 00:53:27 |
The new gardener |
| 00:53:30 |
Gardener? |
| 00:53:41 |
I'm just fucking with you, chief. |
| 00:53:43 |
It's Hungarian, it means |
| 00:53:46 |
You know what? |
| 00:53:48 |
You can go clean that up. Alright! |
| 00:53:46 |
There is a large pile |
| 00:53:50 |
Make sure you do a good job. |
| 00:53:54 |
Make sure you wipe those boots off! |
| 00:53:57 |
He's carrying shit in the house. |
| 00:53:59 |
Did you ever notice that you let go |
| 00:54:01 |
just because he's got |
| 00:54:03 |
I mean, no questions asked. |
| 00:54:04 |
You just let him right in. |
| 00:54:08 |
He could have a chainsaw |
| 00:54:15 |
God! Jesus! |
| 00:54:30 |
Stop it! |
| 00:54:35 |
Dammit, that hurts! |
| 00:54:52 |
If your father ever saw me, 2 minutes. |
| 00:54:55 |
Mom, everyone is gonna see you do this. |
| 00:54:56 |
it's the internet. |
| 00:54:58 |
This is what my viewers wanna see online. |
| 00:55:05 |
Hey! You not the usual guy. |
| 00:55:08 |
He looks good to me. |
| 00:55:11 |
Oh don't be shy, come on in! |
| 00:55:54 |
Access denied. |
| 00:56:10 |
What the fuck did you bring them here for? |
| 00:56:12 |
Didn't you hear a god damn word I said? |
| 00:56:14 |
Want me to dump them? |
| 00:56:15 |
What? No... no. |
| 00:56:17 |
I would make good use of them. |
| 00:56:17 |
The Church can always use good people. |
| 00:56:33 |
June? |
| 00:56:36 |
April? |
| 00:57:11 |
Where's my wife and daughter? |
| 00:57:13 |
Woah... one family at a time. |
| 00:57:15 |
It's Osiris... |
| 00:57:16 |
Machete has a Amano (brother).. |
| 00:57:19 |
or should I say, Padre (Father). |
| 00:57:25 |
State Senator John McLaughlin took a |
| 00:57:29 |
Now! |
| 00:57:31 |
he's taken a bullet for us. |
| 00:57:39 |
And this is that bullet. |
| 00:57:41 |
Vote to re-elect Sen. John McLaughlin. |
| 00:57:44 |
I'm John McLaughlin |
| 00:57:47 |
Paid for by the Committee to |
| 00:58:13 |
Sorry ma'am. |
| 00:58:15 |
Damn new phone. |
| 00:58:16 |
Should put on the vibrator. |
| 00:58:19 |
Can you help me do that? |
| 00:58:22 |
Pervert. |
| 00:58:27 |
Yeah? |
| 00:58:28 |
Senator? |
| 00:58:29 |
It's Van. |
| 00:58:31 |
I hear you got a problem maybe we can fix. |
| 00:58:34 |
Don't call me on this line again. |
| 00:58:36 |
Now you said it yourself Senator |
| 00:58:40 |
Helter Skelter is here. |
| 00:58:42 |
Your army awaits further orders. |
| 00:58:45 |
Got to be respectful now. |
| 00:58:46 |
No shit slaves. |
| 00:58:50 |
What about the shooter? |
| 00:58:51 |
He's still out there? |
| 00:58:56 |
There's nothing I'd like more, then to see that Mexican dance the bolero with the end of the rope. |
| 00:59:02 |
He's gone underground for sure. |
| 00:59:04 |
Let's say we go underground. |
| 00:59:06 |
And get him. |
| 00:59:08 |
You find the Network and you |
| 00:59:10 |
Call our special friend. |
| 00:59:11 |
Tell him we're gonna need a helluva more firepower. |
| 00:59:14 |
If he is serious about wanting |
| 00:59:18 |
Fix your damn gun. |
| 00:59:20 |
Thanks. |
| 00:59:24 |
Our friend is up. |
| 00:59:39 |
Where the fuck have you been? |
| 00:59:42 |
You could at least texted me. |
| 00:59:46 |
Machete don't text. |
| 00:59:51 |
But Machete get evidence. |
| 01:00:00 |
Thanks for coming back. |
| 01:00:03 |
There is no way that McLaughlin |
| 01:00:07 |
Can you imagine if someone shot the senator, |
| 01:00:11 |
The public would elect him to be president. |
| 01:00:13 |
It's not a sin if someone clinch |
| 01:00:17 |
So, this is footage from your brother's confession? |
| 01:00:19 |
There's no open commandant against thou shall |
| 01:00:23 |
Is there Padre? |
| 01:00:24 |
But these files over here. |
| 01:00:25 |
You got from Booth's office. |
| 01:00:28 |
They're encrypted. |
| 01:00:31 |
Is my little girl April... I spent nights... |
| 01:00:38 |
Denied. |
| 01:00:39 |
You not going to think it's that easy, |
| 01:00:43 |
I just wish that April |
| 01:00:58 |
Holy shit... |
| 01:01:00 |
You're right. The Network is not behind it. |
| 01:01:03 |
This is something. A helluva lot bigger. |
| 01:01:06 |
You've got enough here to bring down everyone. |
| 01:01:08 |
The Senator, Booth... |
| 01:01:12 |
Van... |
| 01:01:15 |
Look here. |
| 01:01:16 |
There's drug money financing the Senator's campaign. |
| 01:01:23 |
Rogelio Torrez. |
| 01:01:28 |
Torrez... |
| 01:01:30 |
He's the drug kingpin who's been trying to gain |
| 01:01:34 |
this must be the border fence |
| 01:01:41 |
See this? |
| 01:01:43 |
These markings show the weakest spots. |
| 01:01:46 |
It all makes sense now. |
| 01:01:48 |
Torrez wants to get Senator McLaughlin re-elected, |
| 01:01:50 |
so that he can build a border fence that he |
| 01:01:55 |
You did good work Machete. |
| 01:01:57 |
I bet you're a great cop. |
| 01:02:00 |
The best. |
| 01:02:02 |
And modest too. |
| 01:02:04 |
I'm dry. |
| 01:02:13 |
Get up. |
| 01:02:14 |
Why? |
| 01:02:17 |
Because you're drunk. |
| 01:02:23 |
Come be with me. |
| 01:02:51 |
Speak english? |
| 01:02:53 |
Depends on the question. |
| 01:02:56 |
We know that you hired that Mexican to kill our senator. |
| 01:03:01 |
You the Network? Ain't cha? |
| 01:03:03 |
Hell! You're behind everything. |
| 01:03:06 |
That's not how we work. |
| 01:03:09 |
But if you want war... |
| 01:03:12 |
I will give it to you. |
| 01:03:18 |
How about an eye for an eye? |
| 01:03:27 |
You burned your last burrito. |
| 01:03:33 |
You got to get better at this, Billy. |
| 01:04:38 |
Please, Father, have mercy. |
| 01:04:40 |
God has mercy, I don't |
| 01:05:53 |
Hello Padre (Father). |
| 01:06:05 |
The Blood of Christ? |
| 01:06:10 |
Where is he? |
| 01:06:13 |
He's everywhere. |
| 01:06:16 |
Talk Padre. |
| 01:06:18 |
Sing me one of those Mexican hymns |
| 01:06:23 |
Go to hell. |
| 01:06:38 |
You want to be a martyr? |
| 01:06:42 |
Like Senator McLaughlin? |
| 01:06:44 |
That's right. |
| 01:06:45 |
We have to get that Senator re-elected. |
| 01:06:48 |
before it is too late. |
| 01:06:51 |
You really hate our kind that much? |
| 01:06:53 |
No padre, I hate declining profits that much. |
| 01:06:58 |
An open border allows supply of flowing too easily. |
| 01:07:01 |
Drives our prices down. |
| 01:07:03 |
Restricted border limits supply. |
| 01:07:08 |
Higher price, higher profits. |
| 01:07:11 |
You are drunk with power, |
| 01:07:17 |
Just to boost his election numbers. |
| 01:07:22 |
Last chance, amigo. |
| 01:07:25 |
Where's Machete and |
| 01:07:32 |
In hell. |
| 01:07:37 |
Then give them my best. |
| 01:08:06 |
A real gentleman. |
| 01:08:25 |
Comfortable... |
| 01:09:32 |
Are they the same? |
| 01:09:36 |
They want you dead too. |
| 01:09:39 |
My brother. |
| 01:09:42 |
Wait! |
| 01:10:16 |
How do you text with this thing? |
| 01:10:23 |
I thought Machete don't text. |
| 01:10:29 |
Machete improvise. |
| 01:10:36 |
Where're you going? |
| 01:10:39 |
Take out the trash. |
| 01:11:03 |
Machete, sent me a text. |
| 01:11:05 |
What's it say? |
| 01:11:07 |
You just fuck with the wrong Mexican. |
| 01:11:13 |
He's coming after us. |
| 01:11:15 |
No, he's coming after you. |
| 01:11:21 |
You got some news? |
| 01:11:23 |
Yes. |
| 01:11:25 |
His brother's is dead. |
| 01:11:26 |
You killed a priest. |
| 01:11:28 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:11:32 |
That's right Booth, I'm in your town. |
| 01:11:34 |
And I'm gonna kill Machete. |
| 01:11:37 |
And you're gonna watch it happen. |
| 01:11:39 |
And it will be the last you see. |
| 01:11:42 |
Wait a second. |
| 01:11:43 |
There's a girl from ICE. |
| 01:11:45 |
She's with Machete and they have a file on me, |
| 01:11:48 |
on you, on McLaughlin, on everybody. |
| 01:11:50 |
She can make things |
| 01:11:54 |
Where is she? |
| 01:11:56 |
You know, I've been thinking. |
| 01:12:00 |
We let these people into our homes, |
| 01:12:02 |
Watch our kids, |
| 01:12:04 |
park our cars. |
| 01:12:07 |
But we won't let them, into our country. |
| 01:12:10 |
Does that make any sense to you? |
| 01:12:12 |
Hey! That wetback whack the both of us over the head. |
| 01:12:15 |
In case you forgot, he shot me in the leg. |
| 01:12:17 |
I thought Jango shot you? |
| 01:12:20 |
I don't want to hear that story again. |
| 01:12:22 |
Think about it. |
| 01:12:22 |
He wasn't here for us. |
| 01:12:25 |
He's here for the boss. |
| 01:12:26 |
I've been watching the boss. This guy |
| 01:12:30 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
| 01:12:31 |
Where's your loyalty at? |
| 01:12:42 |
Did you hear that? |
| 01:12:46 |
It's weed whacker. |
| 01:12:47 |
He's back! |
| 01:12:50 |
Spread out NOW! |
| 01:13:10 |
Alpha unit, you copy? |
| 01:13:16 |
Quit! |
| 01:13:23 |
Anybody report. |
| 01:13:26 |
Anybody? |
| 01:13:36 |
Where's Booth? |
| 01:13:36 |
The senator, his with the senator. |
| 01:13:39 |
I have a GPS. |
| 01:13:41 |
Tracks his limo. |
| 01:13:43 |
Hey! Don't kill me, please, take it. |
| 01:13:52 |
That's Spanish, "I let you live. " |
| 01:13:57 |
Thanks Chief |
| 01:14:02 |
Let me see if I am hearing you right. |
| 01:14:04 |
One of the city's most prominent businessmen. |
| 01:14:06 |
A Texas vigilante. |
| 01:14:08 |
The most notorious drug kingpin of Mexico |
| 01:14:12 |
are all conspiring to enact stricter immigration laws? |
| 01:14:15 |
I know how it sounds, but I have Booth |
| 01:14:19 |
I have tons of confessions. |
| 01:14:20 |
I mean it's... |
| 01:14:21 |
Listen to yourself, this man is an illegal alien, |
| 01:14:28 |
Well, there's the law and there's what's right. |
| 01:14:36 |
I'm gonna do what's right. |
| 01:14:55 |
We are live from the Church of Hope |
| 01:14:58 |
Police discovered a gruesome murder. |
| 01:15:00 |
The body of a priest |
| 01:15:02 |
And witnesses descriptions of |
| 01:15:05 |
Match those of a gunman wanted for the |
| 01:15:09 |
Excuse me, honey's just shut the door |
| 01:15:12 |
On the street, they call him Machete. |
| 01:15:14 |
Who is he, what is he? |
| 01:15:16 |
And will he ever be brought down? |
| 01:15:18 |
Where the fuck have you been? |
| 01:15:19 |
This story is burning the whole fucking town to the ground. |
| 01:15:21 |
It's giving us a war that I |
| 01:15:23 |
He's a cockroach, sooner or later he'll |
| 01:15:25 |
Oh, oh, yeah! |
| 01:15:25 |
Well, this roach has got AK-47's |
| 01:15:27 |
and he's laying waste to everything |
| 01:15:30 |
I'm taking care of it. |
| 01:15:32 |
They scheduled me for release in |
| 01:15:33 |
I can't walk outta here like a fucking piñata |
| 01:15:37 |
The man they are calling Machete... |
| 01:15:41 |
It's show time... |
| 01:15:46 |
You forgot your cane, sir. |
| 01:15:53 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:15:54 |
Senator John McLaughlin. |
| 01:16:04 |
Thank you, thank you. |
| 01:16:07 |
This freehold danzito is not any closer to justice. |
| 01:16:11 |
I "urge" this criminal and |
| 01:16:14 |
to turn him in. |
| 01:16:16 |
He's destroying us from the inside, |
| 01:16:18 |
like the plague that he is... |
| 01:16:21 |
We must not let |
| 01:16:24 |
Senator? |
| 01:16:25 |
There are reports implicating, |
| 01:16:27 |
your advisors as having orchestrating |
| 01:16:31 |
Would you care to comment? |
| 01:16:35 |
What now? |
| 01:16:40 |
Want to be a martyr? |
| 01:16:43 |
Like Senator McLaughlin? |
| 01:16:45 |
That's right. |
| 01:16:46 |
We have to get that Senator re-elected. |
| 01:16:49 |
Before it's too late. |
| 01:16:51 |
Or do you care to comment, |
| 01:16:52 |
on the shooting. That happened |
| 01:16:54 |
on the border |
| 01:16:57 |
Who is gonna stop us? |
| 01:16:59 |
I am! |
| 01:17:02 |
Welcome to the America. |
| 01:17:06 |
You catch all that? |
| 01:17:07 |
Burn me a DVD. Behind our supporters |
| 01:17:10 |
A lot! |
| 01:17:14 |
How about your connections with drug king pin |
| 01:17:17 |
No further comment. |
| 01:17:19 |
I'm sorry, I just... |
| 01:17:19 |
Or the border vigilantes involved in running drugs? |
| 01:17:24 |
I think I'm having a heart attack. |
| 01:17:26 |
God dammit if you don't relax |
| 01:17:39 |
You jeopardize more than my career, |
| 01:17:41 |
We got cut back. |
| 01:17:42 |
He could have killed me. |
| 01:17:43 |
Not with that scope. |
| 01:17:47 |
You stupid son of a bitch... |
| 01:17:48 |
You pulled something like that |
| 01:17:51 |
Who the fuck do you think you are?! |
| 01:17:52 |
I'm the one who got your campaign financed. |
| 01:17:55 |
Made you a political powerhouse. |
| 01:17:57 |
Your own personal Jesus. |
| 01:17:59 |
So, you better get down on your knees, |
| 01:18:00 |
and start praying for me to save your soul |
| 01:18:01 |
Because I'm the only one who can at |
| 01:18:16 |
Get the fuck out. |
| 01:18:49 |
God dammit man, |
| 01:18:53 |
It's gonna work. |
| 01:18:55 |
We could have been rich. |
| 01:18:55 |
Torrez. |
| 01:18:57 |
Was stopping all those cheap shit from across the border. |
| 01:18:59 |
Did I tell you that? |
| 01:18:59 |
Can lead more than a tired pendejo (fool) with |
| 01:19:04 |
So we financed Van. |
| 01:19:03 |
Giving them men guns. |
| 01:19:07 |
The Vigilantes. |
| 01:19:09 |
Our own little private border patrol. |
| 01:19:11 |
But Torrez wanted all that chelada. |
| 01:19:14 |
So I thought why not let politics |
| 01:19:17 |
Funny things is that I thought |
| 01:19:23 |
None of that tortured taco. |
| 01:19:26 |
Wait, wait... |
| 01:19:28 |
Torrez is looking for you. |
| 01:19:29 |
You find Van, you'll find Torrez. |
| 01:19:33 |
Please... |
| 01:19:35 |
Tell me... |
| 01:19:36 |
where are my wife and daughter? |
| 01:19:40 |
With God. |
| 01:19:42 |
I guess I won't be seeing them. |
| 01:19:59 |
Fuck! My head... |
| 01:20:04 |
What is this shit? |
| 01:20:06 |
That asshole drugged us. |
| 01:20:08 |
Where are our clothes? |
| 01:20:10 |
Call daddy. |
| 01:20:26 |
It's June, |
| 01:20:28 |
and April. |
| 01:20:30 |
We're very sorry. |
| 01:20:33 |
Your husband is dead. |
| 01:20:36 |
He's what? |
| 01:20:36 |
Senator McLaughlin shot him. |
| 01:20:57 |
Secure that weapon! |
| 01:21:00 |
Vigilante leader, Van Jackson has |
| 01:21:03 |
after startling revelations of their connections, |
| 01:21:05 |
to the Mexican drug cartels. |
| 01:21:08 |
This is Van... |
| 01:21:08 |
I'm coming in. |
| 01:21:09 |
We're all over the news senator... |
| 01:21:11 |
You compromised everything we worked for. |
| 01:21:14 |
There is only one way this is gonna end. |
| 01:21:16 |
smoke em' out. |
| 01:21:17 |
But I wanna put a bullet in his head myself. |
| 01:21:20 |
And just how you're figuring on doing that? |
| 01:21:22 |
I'm joining you boys for one last ride along. |
| 01:21:42 |
Machete. |
| 01:21:44 |
Where's Luz? |
| 01:21:48 |
She's gone, man. |
| 01:21:49 |
Vigilante's got her. |
| 01:21:51 |
And now they're after you. |
| 01:21:53 |
You gotta lead us to fight, |
| 01:21:54 |
it's what Luz would have want! |
| 01:21:55 |
Not your war. |
| 01:21:58 |
I maybe adopted as'say. |
| 01:22:00 |
No shit. |
| 01:22:00 |
What's going on, not right! |
| 01:22:03 |
We just wanna help, bro. |
| 01:22:05 |
I don't need your help. |
| 01:22:09 |
Not us? |
| 01:22:11 |
Then who? |
| 01:22:23 |
Whatever you need. |
| 01:22:24 |
Build it, strip it, chop it. |
| 01:22:27 |
Garage's is yours, Homez... |
| 01:22:29 |
Got guns? |
| 01:22:30 |
Si (yes). |
| 01:22:31 |
We missiles, machine guns. |
| 01:22:33 |
We fight Van, we fight Torrez. |
| 01:22:36 |
We take em' all down at once. |
| 01:22:38 |
Hey everyone! |
| 01:22:40 |
Listen UP! |
| 01:22:40 |
Now we got some work to do! |
| 01:22:50 |
Does anyone knows who's Machete? |
| 01:22:52 |
Does anyone knows who's Machete? |
| 01:22:55 |
Please. |
| 01:22:57 |
Machete needs your help |
| 01:22:58 |
or he'll be killed just like Luz, |
| 01:23:00 |
just like Padre (Father). |
| 01:23:05 |
Listen to me! |
| 01:23:08 |
Yes, I am a woman of the law, |
| 01:23:10 |
and there are lots of laws! |
| 01:23:13 |
But if they don't offer us justice, |
| 01:23:15 |
Then they aren't law! |
| 01:23:18 |
They are just lines drawn in the sand |
| 01:23:20 |
by men who would stand on your backs. |
| 01:23:22 |
For power and glory. |
| 01:23:24 |
Men who deserves to be cut down. |
| 01:23:29 |
It's time to erase the meyette the line! |
| 01:23:32 |
And show these cabronese the |
| 01:23:36 |
We didn't cross the border. |
| 01:23:37 |
The border crossed us! |
| 01:23:41 |
Viva la (long live) Machete! |
| 01:23:44 |
Viva la (long live) Machete! |
| 01:23:47 |
Youre Machete's girl. |
| 01:23:48 |
I know, |
| 01:23:49 |
Unless you're his type. |
| 01:23:51 |
What type is that? |
| 01:23:54 |
Dead. |
| 01:24:08 |
Earlier today, Senator McLaughlin allegedly pulled a gun, |
| 01:24:11 |
on his advisor Michael Booth. |
| 01:24:13 |
And shot him twice in the chest. |
| 01:24:15 |
After an altercation following the disaster reveal |
| 01:24:17 |
earlier this afternoon. Of the senator's |
| 01:24:19 |
connections to the |
| 01:24:20 |
Mexican drug king pin |
| 01:24:22 |
Network! |
| 01:24:23 |
According to recent reports, |
| 01:24:24 |
McLaughlin's re-election campaign was been funded |
| 01:24:27 |
entirely by Mr. Torrez. |
| 01:24:30 |
Machete! |
| 01:24:32 |
Networks said the senator calling |
| 01:24:36 |
And Agent Santana, |
| 01:24:37 |
she's been captured by Torrez! |
| 01:24:40 |
All hands and the armory to load up. |
| 01:24:43 |
Time to roll out! |
| 01:25:51 |
Give me a vest and a rifle. |
| 01:25:57 |
My great grand daddy... |
| 01:25:59 |
did not give his life at at The Alamo |
| 01:26:02 |
sell off our nation to some |
| 01:26:06 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:26:07 |
You lied to us, |
| 01:26:09 |
you paid that Mexican to put on an act. |
| 01:26:11 |
To fool the people. |
| 01:26:12 |
And my pool of posse. |
| 01:26:14 |
Now he's on his way... |
| 01:26:15 |
And no doubt bringing a whole |
| 01:26:18 |
You seem to be quite fond of Booth, Senator. |
| 01:26:21 |
You've been in the desert too long amigo... |
| 01:26:23 |
Well let's see just how this blows your skirt up? |
| 01:26:26 |
We're gonna simulcast your execution |
| 01:26:33 |
No shit stains. |
| 01:26:38 |
Guys! They're on their way! |
| 01:26:41 |
Get to your posts! |
| 01:26:54 |
Time for your last testament. |
| 01:26:58 |
No second takes. |
| 01:27:00 |
Just get your lines right. |
| 01:27:30 |
Hold the line... |
| 01:27:35 |
I have desecrated the oath of our first... |
| 01:27:41 |
and I am a traitor deserving death. |
| 01:27:45 |
Ready? |
| 01:27:48 |
Fucking parasites! |
| 01:27:50 |
Fucking terrorists! |
| 01:27:53 |
Aim. |
| 01:28:12 |
Shit |
| 01:28:13 |
Two of you stay with him... |
| 01:28:14 |
The rest of you outside. |
| 01:28:24 |
Oh shit! |
| 01:28:31 |
Fuck em up! |
| 01:30:14 |
How is your eye? |
| 01:30:15 |
What eye? |
| 01:31:01 |
If you want to survive your own war, |
| 01:31:03 |
you better become Mexican real fast. |
| 01:31:09 |
You got enemies on all sides, Senator. |
| 01:31:13 |
Who can you trust? |
| 01:31:15 |
You aim to take down those boys? |
| 01:31:20 |
Then I'm with you. |
| 01:31:55 |
Take out that Mexican! |
| 01:31:58 |
God Dammit! |
| 01:32:10 |
Van, we're fucked! We |
| 01:32:12 |
Get outta here! |
| 01:32:32 |
Sister... |
| 01:32:34 |
Please... |
| 01:32:36 |
I've done wrong... |
| 01:32:38 |
I've done terrible this life... |
| 01:32:40 |
And I'm not even from here |
| 01:32:41 |
I hate the heat. |
| 01:32:43 |
Give me my last rites. |
| 01:32:47 |
In the name of my father. |
| 01:32:51 |
My father... |
| 01:32:53 |
April. |
| 01:33:02 |
Forgot the rest. |
| 01:34:03 |
You never learn to stay down! |
| 01:34:06 |
So I guess I have to teach you. |
| 01:34:12 |
Got something to say? |
| 01:34:17 |
Now you got something to say? |
| 01:34:30 |
Back the fuck up and watch. |
| 01:34:35 |
Okay Punieta! |
| 01:34:37 |
Adelante (Forward). |
| 01:34:54 |
We used to be federale's together |
| 01:34:56 |
Remember? |
| 01:35:02 |
We were brothers... |
| 01:35:04 |
But you? |
| 01:35:05 |
went for the honor. |
| 01:35:07 |
Pendejo (coward). |
| 01:35:18 |
Then I went for the power. |
| 01:35:22 |
We killed a lot |
| 01:35:26 |
Now I'm the bad guy. |
| 01:35:29 |
What do you wanna do? |
| 01:35:42 |
Look at your Machete now. Cabrón |
| 01:35:49 |
He's gonna kill him. |
| 01:35:52 |
No he's not. |
| 01:35:56 |
He's Machete. |
| 01:36:02 |
No point. |
| 01:36:12 |
Cap Puto (fuck). |
| 01:36:15 |
You know I could kill you now |
| 01:36:20 |
Believe me. |
| 01:36:21 |
This is nothing. |
| 01:36:25 |
This ain't shit. |
| 01:36:28 |
But... |
| 01:36:31 |
I know you'll just be waiting for me in hell. |
| 01:36:35 |
So... |
| 01:36:40 |
I think I'll say goodbye. |
| 01:36:44 |
Fuck it. |
| 01:38:17 |
There's one! |
| 01:38:20 |
God damn cockroach |
| 01:38:34 |
Can't speak english. Can you boy? |
| 01:38:40 |
Welcome to America. |
| 01:39:31 |
What? You wanna see my ID? |
| 01:39:32 |
Don't bother. |
| 01:39:35 |
I've got something better. |
| 01:39:39 |
I called in a few favours. |
| 01:39:40 |
Look at this. |
| 01:39:42 |
Got you all the right papers. |
| 01:39:44 |
You can start over now. |
| 01:39:47 |
Be a real person. |
| 01:39:49 |
Why do I want to be a real person? |
| 01:39:52 |
I'm already a myth. |
| 01:39:55 |
Where will you go? |
| 01:39:58 |
Everywhere. |
| 01:40:04 |
Can I ride with you? |
