Mad Dog and Glory

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00:01:42 - Yo, fellas, what's up?
00:01:44 I got eight balls, I got redi-rocks,
00:01:47 - Shit, I even got starter kits.
00:01:50 Two 20s be 40.
00:01:52 Can you break this?
00:01:58 I ain't no cash machine.
00:02:01 You laughing at me?
00:02:05 Naw, brother,
00:02:07 You laugh at this?
00:02:09 Yo, wait. Wait!
00:02:16 Get the shit.
00:02:20 Get the roll.
00:02:23 Motherfucker's so dead.
00:02:25 Dead all over.
00:02:27 Oh, yeah?
00:02:33 You dead too.
00:03:00 I tell ya, Grandpa...
00:03:02 this lot was full of used cars
00:03:16 Crime scenes. Detective Pavletz.
00:03:20 Hold on.
00:03:29 Okay.
00:03:32 Black male.
00:03:35 DOA.
00:03:37 In car.
00:03:41 Intersection.
00:03:43 Hubbard...
00:03:45 and Leavitt.
00:03:50 Apparent gunshot victim.
00:03:56 What's apparent, Sarge?
00:04:01 Huge...
00:04:03 fuckin' bullet holes...
00:04:07 in head...
00:04:10 and chest.
00:04:14 Good enough.
00:04:27 Yo, Mad Dog, you're up.
00:04:35 Ass end of the south side, right?
00:04:37 No, you got a male dead man
00:04:40 Indoors or outdoors?
00:04:42 In a car.
00:04:46 - Yo, Mike, you're up.
00:05:03 Hey, Mad Dog, you know
00:05:07 Sixteen vestal virgins.
00:05:12 Fix your collar.
00:05:17 That head-in-the-garbage-can
00:05:20 I told the coroner,
00:05:23 Mad Dog, I tell you this too,
00:05:26 Pick me up some Twinkies.
00:05:28 There should be a little mini-mart open
00:05:31 Twinkies? It's 2:00 in the morning,
00:05:33 Twinkies. And get a banana
00:05:36 A green one.
00:06:05 Hey, Mad Dog.
00:06:18 Just your basic
00:06:20 Nobody's been in the car, right?
00:06:23 Hey, absolutely.
00:06:25 Yo!
00:06:27 Brother...
00:06:29 you fucked up.
00:06:31 The doer might be in the crowd.
00:06:36 Yeah.
00:06:51 From the direction
00:06:53 I'd say your victim
00:06:55 and your shooter was sitting
00:06:59 You got a lot of blood
00:07:01 so the door had to be open
00:07:04 Maybe he slipped in
00:07:06 and the deal went sour
00:07:10 You see that scorch mark
00:07:13 Yeah.
00:07:14 The muzzle couldn't have been
00:07:16 But you see this?
00:07:22 So your shooter's arm's
00:07:24 I can tell you more
00:07:26 - This blow-back too?
00:07:29 Over there on the window.
00:07:31 No, there's no blood on the headrest.
00:07:34 That's somebody else.
00:07:38 We got a crowbar somewheres?
00:07:43 Hey, it's a doubleheader.
00:07:56 I'll be right back.
00:07:58 You're killing him, Mad Dog.
00:08:02 Mike, do me a favor.
00:08:13 That old black magic
00:08:15 That old black magic
00:08:18 Those icy fingers
00:08:20 That same old witchcraft
00:08:27 - You got any Twinkies?
00:08:34 How about melba toast?
00:08:36 What the hell's melba toast, right?
00:08:46 What's that?
00:08:48 A dollar.
00:08:50 A dollar?
00:08:53 Fifty cents.
00:09:04 Jesus, don't shoot him. Please.
00:09:09 Let me tell you, there's a crime scene
00:09:12 You shoot, they'll hear.
00:09:13 Please, you want the money?
00:09:17 Did you take it yet?
00:09:18 - Jesus Christ.
00:09:21 You want the money?
00:09:29 You smoke?
00:09:31 What do you smoke?
00:09:33 Take some cartons here.
00:09:35 - Would you like some candy?
00:09:37 Why don't you give him
00:09:40 I said shut up!
00:09:41 Please, go out the back.
00:09:43 You can make it.
00:09:45 Call him a cab.
00:09:48 Get the fuck up.
00:09:50 Please.
00:09:53 Do you like Rice-A-Roni?
00:09:55 They'll hear it.
00:09:59 You fucker!
00:10:07 You all right?
00:10:09 Fuck off.
00:10:10 Call 911.
00:10:13 You're a cop?
00:10:15 Just do it.
00:10:17 This ain't my store.
00:10:21 Just do it.
00:10:57 Down and down I go
00:11:01 In a spin
00:11:05 That old black magic
00:11:14 Jesus.
00:11:17 - You okay?
00:11:41 What's up?
00:11:56 Thanks, Wayne.
00:11:59 Do you want
00:12:03 Naw, I'll go through the roof.
00:12:06 How about a shot of something?
00:12:12 I better just flop.
00:12:16 Well, sweet dreams.
00:12:18 Yeah, thanks.
00:12:30 Old black magic
00:12:33 Old black magic
00:12:37 Those icy fingers
00:12:40 The same old witchcraft
00:13:20 That's the first time
00:13:25 I pissed on myself.
00:13:27 You know why?
00:13:29 Because you're a sensitive,
00:13:33 You ever piss on yourself?
00:13:36 I would've walked in there and drilled
00:13:39 but that's just the way I am.
00:13:41 But if I ever had
00:13:43 it would die of loneliness.
00:13:44 It all evens out.
00:13:47 Let me tell you something.
00:13:49 Next time that happens,
00:13:52 the best thing is sex.
00:13:56 You're all adrenalized.
00:13:59 Just give me a break, will you?
00:14:01 If I was you last night,
00:14:03 with every broad I knew
00:14:07 Wayne, on me.
00:14:10 Just a pinch in here.
00:14:13 Thanks, Tom.
00:14:14 They get the guy?
00:14:17 They know who he is.
00:14:20 They know who he is.
00:14:36 Now here's a guy
00:14:41 To always refuse to testify...
00:14:43 on the grounds that it may
00:14:45 Jesus.
00:14:49 Chivas and milk.
00:14:55 Put that on my tab, Tommy.
00:15:00 You ready? Let's go.
00:15:02 No, I'm off tonight.
00:15:04 You got somethin' on?
00:15:06 Naw, I just...
00:15:10 That was balls up
00:15:12 Don't kid yourself.
00:15:18 Thanks, Tom.
00:15:49 Are you Wayne?
00:15:51 Who are you?
00:15:53 Harold.
00:15:55 I was over to your apartment.
00:15:58 I work for my boss...
00:16:00 and he asked me to find you
00:16:03 It's free with this.
00:16:05 The Comic-Cazie Club.
00:16:07 You also get a free drink.
00:16:12 Who's your boss?
00:16:15 He said not to say...
00:16:17 but that you know him,
00:16:21 Don't worry,
00:16:23 It's a good thing.
00:16:25 Who is he, Harold?
00:16:27 It don't start
00:16:30 but I can come by later
00:16:35 No, thanks. I'll pass.
00:16:43 That other cop?
00:16:46 He's very sarcastic.
00:17:09 Hold it.
00:17:11 Don't move.
00:17:13 Don't even breathe.
00:17:27 Call it in, Fredo.
00:17:31 Now, Fredo.
00:17:53 Nice place, huh?
00:17:56 Give him a coffee and cognac.
00:17:59 Comin' up.
00:18:01 Show her your comp.
00:18:09 - Decaf, please.
00:18:14 Who's your boss?
00:18:18 That's decaf, right?
00:18:21 I'm sorry.
00:18:25 Can't you use
00:18:31 - Okay?
00:18:38 Take it with you.
00:18:44 You're wastin' time.
00:18:45 You notice that all nightclub singers
00:18:48 They'll give you
00:18:49 Everything's gonna be okay
00:18:51 As soon as I get my neck fixed
00:18:54 Now, from Melrose Park...
00:18:56 the land of razor-cut hair...
00:18:58 I.D. Bracelets,
00:19:02 The comedy stylings of Frank Milo,
00:19:07 Yo, Frankie!
00:19:20 Cosa nostra.
00:19:24 Our thing.
00:19:32 Our thing, my ass.
00:19:34 Cosa nostra is Italian...
00:19:37 for "cheap bastards."
00:19:42 The only thing cheaper
00:19:46 Cops. Forget about it.
00:19:48 They squeeze the nickel
00:19:54 Cosa nostra babies.
00:19:56 Other babies, they're born...
00:19:57 they cry, they go,
00:20:01 Our kids, they cry,
00:20:06 "Wha?"
00:20:13 My friend Angie.
00:20:15 Angie's father was
00:20:19 He calls his sons
00:20:21 "Put a hundred in my coffin.
00:20:25 In case, you know,
00:20:31 The guy dies.
00:20:35 Angie's two brothers...
00:20:37 put in their yardage.
00:20:40 Angie...
00:20:41 drops in a check for 300
00:20:46 That fuckin' Angie.
00:20:51 When did Angie's father die?
00:21:01 There he is.
00:21:07 Hey, they takin' care
00:21:09 Yeah, thanks.
00:21:11 Don't let 'em
00:21:19 I told my therapist about you...
00:21:21 about what happened...
00:21:23 and she said that I was
00:21:29 and that, in fact,
00:21:32 and was just resorting to macho bullshit
00:21:36 And that what you did...
00:21:38 was very brave
00:21:42 and that I should both
00:21:46 Hey, Frank...
00:21:48 isn't that Phil Donahue?
00:21:54 Put the magazine down
00:21:56 Okay, Harold?
00:21:59 So, are you married?
00:22:01 No.
00:22:02 Not personally, no.
00:22:06 Me neither.
00:22:10 Are you really connected?
00:22:12 I know guys.
00:22:15 I put money on the street, people know
00:22:19 They call me
00:22:21 You hear of me?
00:22:24 No.
00:22:26 I suppose that's good.
00:22:28 Although my therapist says I crave
00:22:32 Maybe that's why I do stand-up.
00:22:35 What the hell?
00:22:40 What do you think of my act?
00:22:44 I heard two Buddy Hackett jokes,
00:22:48 Another thing,
00:22:50 I was watching you
00:22:52 Sometimes you should aim in.
00:22:55 Otherwise it looks,
00:22:59 It comes off kind of hostile,
00:23:02 That's Phil fuckin' Donahue.
00:23:11 All right, let the body heat
00:23:14 warm up the cognac.
00:23:15 Give it a little swirl.
00:23:18 Take a little sniff.
00:23:22 Nice, right?
00:23:24 Okay, take a sip,
00:23:27 Don't gulp it.
00:23:28 Just let it leak
00:23:32 - I know how to drink cognac.
00:23:35 Hello. Not now.
00:23:38 Cheers.
00:23:50 My wife?
00:23:51 She thinks fucking and cooking
00:23:55 I thought you said
00:23:59 Where'd you hear that?
00:24:01 I just made that up.
00:24:03 - Bullshit.
00:24:12 Don't ever,
00:24:15 Don't ever lie to me...
00:24:17 disrespect me,
00:24:20 If you do, your life
00:24:24 But come to me like a man...
00:24:28 come to me eyes open,
00:24:32 then I become more than a friend,
00:24:36 I become the expediter
00:24:42 That's beautiful.
00:24:48 Get the hell in the car, Wayne.
00:24:51 What if it rains?
00:24:56 I wish I was a handsome man.
00:24:59 What?
00:25:01 I wish I was brave.
00:25:04 I wish I had real...
00:25:07 real guts.
00:25:10 You wish you were
00:25:13 No offense, but that sounds
00:25:16 Shit, I wish a lot of things,
00:25:22 You don't know.
00:25:26 You don't always talk
00:25:28 What'd I say?
00:25:30 - Nothin'.
00:25:33 Nothin'.
00:25:42 You're really good, man.
00:25:54 You know, I wish
00:25:56 Not just like a...
00:25:58 I don't mean
00:26:00 - I mean...
00:26:04 You know, I get this feeling
00:26:06 We both wanna be someplace else.
00:26:09 Not me.
00:26:12 Okay.
00:26:17 This guy
00:26:25 One time I went down to see
00:26:28 and I hit it off
00:26:30 I met all her friends
00:26:33 Then I showed her my stuff...
00:26:35 and this guy says to me...
00:26:37 "What do you think
00:26:39 I said, "Yeah, sure,
00:26:43 there's no pension, no security,
00:26:49 Nobody laughed.
00:26:51 But as soon as I said that,
00:26:53 I'm just a cop.
00:26:54 I'm like a real civil servant.
00:26:57 I think like a civil servant.
00:26:59 But these people...
00:27:02 They're special.
00:27:05 Chances.
00:27:08 What kind of chances
00:27:10 That the goddamn sushi
00:27:12 Naw, look, it's different.
00:27:16 Either you understand
00:27:20 Hey, are you mad at me?
00:27:23 No, look.
00:27:26 My stuff comes out of the job.
00:27:30 The all of it.
00:27:31 I don't create stuff.
00:27:33 I find stuff.
00:27:37 Anyway, she was
00:27:41 A nice person.
00:27:44 She was nice.
00:27:46 She sounds like a bitch.
00:27:48 Hey, Frank.
00:27:49 Bobby Gee.
00:27:51 Yeah, so I noticed.
00:27:53 He looks good.
00:27:56 If you know what I mean.
00:27:58 I'm gonna go home.
00:28:05 Wait a second.
00:28:18 My wife?
00:28:22 They should cross her...
00:28:24 with a Maclntosh PC.
00:28:32 Get a computer...
00:28:36 that never goes down.
00:28:44 This is good.
00:28:55 That's a nasty burn.
00:28:57 I'll have somebody
00:28:59 It doesn't even hurt.
00:29:04 Hey, the shooter?
00:29:06 I know who he is.
00:29:09 The net's closing?
00:29:11 I like that.
00:29:19 The expediter
00:29:23 No, not me, brother.
00:29:26 You're flush?
00:30:13 - Hi?
00:30:17 Hi.
00:30:19 My name is Glory.
00:30:23 I'm the one who spilled the coffee
00:30:27 - Oh, yeah. The bartender.
00:30:33 Frank told me to come by...
00:30:35 and take care of your hand.
00:30:40 Frank from last night?
00:30:45 Can l...
00:30:48 Your hand?
00:30:51 Thanks.
00:31:11 This is really stupid, I know.
00:31:14 Whatever.
00:31:26 Thanks.
00:31:28 Frank wanted me to stay.
00:31:30 Here.
00:31:34 Make sure it heals properly.
00:31:38 Whatever. I'll run down,
00:31:42 Yeah, well, how long did...
00:31:44 Frank...
00:31:45 How long did Frank
00:31:48 A week.
00:31:53 Look, it's not what you think.
00:31:55 It's not a sex thing.
00:31:58 Jesus.
00:32:14 Just let me sit down.
00:32:19 How's the coffee?
00:32:22 It's so rich,
00:32:24 How's your hand?
00:32:26 Great.
00:32:30 You know I'm a cop, right?
00:32:34 So I've been told.
00:32:37 Yeah, well, anyways...
00:32:39 I have to go to work now.
00:32:44 So, I'll stay here?
00:32:47 Well, this is my house, so...
00:32:50 I'm not gonna steal anything.
00:32:52 What's Frank's phone number?
00:32:54 Talk to me
00:32:58 You saved his life.
00:32:59 He wants me
00:33:02 That's all. I swear.
00:33:04 I'm like a thank-you present.
00:33:07 I'm like...
00:33:09 a seven-day singing telegram.
00:33:11 Like those people that come to your door
00:33:14 Okay, okay.
00:33:16 Look, I gotta get outta here.
00:33:19 I work straight through the night.
00:33:23 No problem.
00:33:25 - There's a TV.
00:33:30 Refrigerator's in the kitchen.
00:33:32 And outside is downstairs.
00:33:35 Yeah, if you have a key.
00:33:41 I'm really sorry about this.
00:33:44 We'll straighten everything out
00:33:48 Absolutely.
00:34:04 Jimmy, come take a look at this.
00:34:17 The net of justice closes in.
00:34:21 Oh, Jesus.
00:34:23 That's my shooter.
00:34:31 That was your fault, baby.
00:34:33 My fault?
00:34:35 Because you are really
00:34:38 - No, I'm not.
00:34:40 No, I'm trying to make you
00:34:42 Make me something nice?
00:34:44 I'm sorry, okay?
00:34:46 Sorry goddamn don't get it.
00:34:47 Sorry is for shits!
00:34:49 Sorry is what
00:34:55 I would have cleaned the place for you,
00:34:58 Okay, it's time to go.
00:35:00 Why? Hey!
00:35:02 Why? Because you people
00:35:05 - So here's your bag. Let's go.
00:35:08 Frank maybe killed somebody last night,
00:35:11 If Frank was involved in something,
00:35:13 Frank's never involved.
00:35:15 Let me tell you about involved.
00:35:17 I buddy up with a guy one night,
00:35:20 It comes out I got drunk with
00:35:23 Let me tell ya,
00:35:25 I swear to God, I don't know
00:35:28 Whatever. Good-bye, good-bye.
00:35:30 You don't understand.
00:35:33 - Penalty system for who? Me?
00:35:36 You send me back,
00:35:38 Why? You owe him?
00:35:40 I don't know what happened
00:35:42 I swear to God, I don't get involved
00:35:44 - But you owe him?
00:35:46 Complicated like how?
00:35:53 Talk to me.
00:35:55 This is my house.
00:35:58 "There's a cash-flow problem.
00:36:00 Did you ever hear him say that?
00:36:02 My brother had the cash-flow problem,
00:36:05 I do whatever Frank wants
00:36:08 What do you mean, you do
00:36:11 He said to be
00:36:13 You saved his life.
00:36:16 You send me back,
00:36:18 add another two months,
00:36:20 With Frank, you can't argue.
00:36:23 You can't hide.
00:36:25 So can you help me out here?
00:36:28 Can I stay?
00:36:42 What are you banging
00:36:44 You're making a lot of noise.
00:36:46 - Who are you, a sheriff? Fuck off.
00:36:50 Are you okay?
00:36:51 - I'll snap it off at the ankle.
00:36:54 Move your foot, shit bird.
00:36:56 Hey, I'm a police officer.
00:36:58 Wayne, we were just arguing in here.
00:37:01 - You're a police officer? Really?
00:37:04 Well, guess what?
00:37:09 I'm on to you.
00:37:13 What can you do, you know?
00:37:15 At least you gave it a shot.
00:37:18 Yeah, well, whatever.
00:37:21 Do you want me
00:37:23 No, thanks.
00:37:33 Frank...
00:37:35 it's going great, yeah.
00:37:38 Frank, I swear.
00:37:41 We haven't stopped laughing
00:37:44 He's tickled pink.
00:37:49 No, he can't come
00:37:52 At work.
00:37:56 That's none of your business.
00:38:00 I have to...
00:38:03 I gotta go.
00:38:04 The other phone.
00:38:07 Hi. Did I wake you?
00:38:10 No. I mean...
00:38:30 So you gave walking tours
00:38:33 What'd you study?
00:38:35 Acting.
00:38:38 I gave walking tours
00:38:41 but then I got into tending bar
00:38:43 Open up my days
00:38:48 You ask a bartender
00:38:50 "What do you do?"
00:38:51 They say,
00:38:53 I'm a student, I'm a writer."
00:38:56 After a couple years,
00:38:59 I'm a bartender.
00:39:02 Waitress.
00:39:03 Life is what happens to you while you're
00:39:07 Cops are lucky in that way,
00:39:09 It's hard confusing a cop
00:39:11 I mean, a cop's a cop.
00:39:16 I was working as a bartender
00:39:18 I knew Frank
00:39:22 so I put my brother
00:39:25 Going to Frank is like taking heroin
00:39:31 My brother can't make his payments.
00:39:35 He fires everybody,
00:39:38 He starts ordering
00:39:40 Steaks, liquor,
00:39:42 All to re-sell on his own
00:39:45 So he's not liable anyhow.
00:39:48 Next thing I know,
00:39:51 And his wife's ready
00:39:53 So I go to Frank and say...
00:39:55 "Leave my brother alone.
00:40:00 Anyways...
00:40:02 my brother's a waiter now.
00:40:05 At least he's alive
00:40:08 So what do you do for him?
00:40:10 - This, that, the other.
00:40:18 What's the difference?
00:40:29 Could you smile a little?
00:40:45 - Go home.
00:40:47 Yeah. Just take the keys,
00:41:10 Listen, I'm a cop...
00:41:12 and I don't like to be followed,
00:41:16 Frank just wants to make sure
00:41:19 Are you happy?
00:41:24 I get paid either way.
00:41:35 I said go home.
00:41:37 I wanted to wait for you.
00:41:41 - Okay, let's go.
00:41:43 - I gotta go.
00:41:47 Go ahead. I'll be there.
00:41:58 They found the gun
00:42:00 - Yeah? Where?
00:42:04 Bullshit, he got
00:42:06 Milo probably did this guy too.
00:42:07 Left the gun with the body so it looks
00:42:10 It's a solve,
00:42:12 Two dead mutts in muttland.
00:42:16 It's a plant.
00:42:20 Who's the babe?
00:42:23 A friend.
00:42:25 Oh, yeah?
00:42:30 What happened to the girl
00:42:36 She's a nice lady. This one's
00:42:44 - You okay? What's the matter?
00:42:52 Hey, that's the one.
00:42:54 Jesus, look at that shiner.
00:42:57 Looks like that dog on
00:42:59 She's getting smacked around.
00:43:04 By him?
00:43:05 I had a talk with him.
00:43:08 He's on the job? So fucking what?
00:43:10 Yeah.
00:43:12 - And?
00:43:20 Oh, yeah?
00:43:24 Hold this, please.
00:43:37 How ya doin', Sis?
00:43:40 - Oh, yeah?
00:43:42 What, you walk into a door, Sis?
00:43:45 What, she walk into a door?
00:43:48 You're not fucking hittin' her
00:43:50 - It's okay.
00:43:51 Tommy, I need your towel.
00:43:55 Slip your piece under the towel.
00:44:01 Come on, you fuckin' hump.
00:44:03 I want a taste of you.
00:44:06 I got no beef with you.
00:44:08 Slip your piece
00:44:11 I got no beef with you.
00:44:15 Are you sweet?
00:44:24 - Come on, I'm on the job.
00:44:31 Hey, come on.
00:44:34 You lost her address,
00:44:36 you can't even remember
00:44:38 Right?
00:44:42 - Yeah, right.
00:44:45 I don't know, okay?
00:44:48 Don't even turn around
00:45:02 Hey, Chivas and milk.
00:45:07 You should try that shit
00:45:10 Yeah? Different strokes
00:45:33 No guts, no glory, right?
00:45:43 - Smoke, smoke.
00:45:45 Smoke.
00:45:46 You mean pot, crack, what?
00:45:48 Get smart with me,
00:45:50 You wanna do Dodge City
00:45:53 - Hey, you crazy?
00:46:00 Jesus.
00:46:28 Frank, you're making him
00:46:36 Where were you?
00:46:38 What do you do for him?
00:46:39 Who, Frank?
00:46:42 I tend bar.
00:46:43 - What else?
00:46:45 - What things?
00:46:47 Like what?
00:46:49 Once I took this box
00:46:53 I took the Greyhound.
00:46:54 So I'm sitting on the bus six hours,
00:46:57 I go into the bathroom
00:46:59 I open the box and look inside.
00:47:01 There was a human hand in there...
00:47:03 with manicured nails
00:47:05 I almost died.
00:47:07 I get up to Detroit.
00:47:09 I deliver it to some guy
00:47:11 This guy, he opens the box,
00:47:15 and he gives me a tip
00:47:18 You sleep with him?
00:47:20 With Frank?
00:47:23 Does he make you sleep
00:47:26 No.
00:47:28 He's got girls for that.
00:47:30 The "Frank Milo dancers,"
00:47:33 So you never had
00:47:39 One time,
00:47:42 He came into town
00:47:44 and Frank said I had to go out with him,
00:47:49 What happened was he was
00:47:53 so I survived.
00:47:56 Oh, Jesus.
00:48:03 Okay, what about me?
00:48:05 What if I get horny?
00:48:07 You're a thank-you present, right?
00:48:08 Why is it the worst thing a guy
00:48:11 is that she fucked
00:48:12 I never said that.
00:48:14 - What are you driving at?
00:48:17 I do what I can for people,
00:48:23 I'm not asking you
00:48:27 So you need to be saved, right?
00:48:29 Tell me.
00:48:32 Look, for the next five days...
00:48:35 let's just pretend
00:48:38 - Normal.
00:48:39 TV. Right.
00:48:43 Frank! Stop it!
00:48:46 Don't pull that switch!
00:49:02 Wayne, could you put
00:49:09 - Where's Varsdic?
00:50:56 If you don't wanna do anything,
00:50:58 I'll go with that.
00:51:01 - Okay, I don't wanna do anything.
00:51:06 You're a sweet man,
00:51:08 Hey, no kiddin'.
00:51:11 it's, it's okay.
00:51:22 Open your lips.
00:51:24 I know how to kiss.
00:51:37 You know, I oughta...
00:51:39 - Right now?
00:51:51 Are you my hero?
00:52:10 You're a sweet man.
00:52:15 - Watch out for next time.
00:52:18 I haven't made love in two years.
00:52:21 Made love. I like that.
00:52:23 You talk like someone
00:52:27 Sir Lancelot.
00:52:30 Galahad.
00:52:39 The thing about
00:52:41 There's no dignity in death.
00:52:43 The body can't defend itself.
00:52:45 Can't pull its skirt down.
00:52:48 Can't close its mouth.
00:52:51 Cops are walkin' around the crime scene,
00:52:55 What you're photographing
00:52:57 is like the worst kind
00:53:00 You know why I became a cop?
00:53:02 My father, his whole life
00:53:07 A real invisible man.
00:53:08 Spent his whole life doin' that.
00:53:12 I was so afraid
00:53:13 I panicked and became a policeman.
00:53:16 Kinda overreacted, you know?
00:53:21 It's so quiet.
00:53:25 I can't believe
00:53:27 One time,
00:53:29 I was set up right here,
00:53:31 I'm lookin' right down, I swear to God.
00:53:36 A goddamn deer is standing there
00:53:40 I couldn't believe it.
00:53:43 I don't know where it came from.
00:53:45 Maybe it swam over from Indiana,
00:53:47 but there it was,
00:53:49 Me and this deer
00:53:55 Let me show you
00:54:00 - Would you photograph me?
00:54:02 With the people I take pictures of,
00:54:05 - Come on.
00:54:16 - Wayne, come on.
00:54:21 Where the hell did I put it?
00:57:02 All right.
00:57:08 Smile for the birdie.
00:57:15 Do me.
00:58:13 It's so weird,
00:58:15 - I keep forgetting, you know?
00:58:39 You see? I told you, Wayne.
00:58:43 Waiter says guy walks in,
00:58:45 bop-bop, back of the head,
00:58:48 Gangland, USA.
00:58:50 was sitting down to some calamari.
00:58:52 He'd just stolen the account books
00:58:56 He felt like celebrating.
00:59:00 About right?
00:59:03 I'm just a gigolo
00:59:07 People know the part
00:59:10 Pay for every dance
00:59:13 Selling each romance
00:59:14 Louis Prima!
00:59:17 And there will come a day
00:59:20 When youth will pass away
00:59:22 What will they say about me
00:59:25 When the end comes I know
00:59:29 Life goes on without me
00:59:32 I ain't got nobody
00:59:38 - Nobody
00:59:40 Nobody that cares for me
00:59:43 There's nobody that cares for me
00:59:47 - I'm so sad and lonely
00:59:53 Sad and lonely
00:59:55 Won't some sweet mama
00:59:59 'Cause I ain't so bad
01:00:04 What do you think
01:00:07 When the end comes I know
01:00:11 Life goes on without me
01:00:15 I ain't got nobody
01:00:21 What, did you get laid last night?
01:00:23 Mike, I don't get laid.
01:00:29 Thank you.
01:00:35 Hi, Wayne.
01:00:36 - Hey, Mike.
01:00:38 Then my friend Phil.
01:00:40 Philly applies
01:00:43 Interviewer says,
01:00:46 Philly reads off his palm,
01:00:50 Guy says,
01:00:52 "Uh, 203 pounds."
01:00:55 Guy says,
01:00:58 Philly goes...
01:01:02 "Philly."
01:01:03 The interviewer says, "What was that
01:01:07 Philly goes...
01:01:09 Happy birthday to you
01:01:14 That's nothin'.
01:01:16 I said to my wife, "Hey!
01:01:17 Did you ever hear of
01:01:21 She says,
01:01:26 My wife said this!
01:01:32 Hey! There he is!
01:01:35 I just come by.
01:01:38 I went in on a bakery.
01:01:40 Pineapple-Sour Cream.
01:01:54 Eat.
01:01:57 - You look drawn.
01:02:02 I don't know. Harold said
01:02:06 I was in the neighborhood,
01:02:13 So how's it goin'?
01:02:17 - How's that burn on your hand?
01:02:21 - Nice-nice?
01:02:24 The gift that keeps on givin'.
01:02:29 What's wrong?
01:02:37 She's yankin' your chain, right?
01:02:41 Messin' with your head?
01:02:42 Sure. Look at ya.
01:02:45 Givin' you sob stories, I bet.
01:02:47 I don't know
01:02:49 Then quit givin' me
01:02:52 I'm your sonny boy.
01:02:54 Want me to sing for you?
01:03:00 May I?
01:03:04 I gotta go.
01:03:08 Look.
01:03:10 I'm doing Comic-Cazie tomorrow.
01:03:17 Unless, you know, you're busy.
01:03:20 - What the fuck is he doin' here?
01:03:23 - That's the guy I told you about.
01:03:27 This is, uh, Frank.
01:03:30 Frank Milo?
01:03:34 You've heard of me?
01:03:37 Yeah.
01:03:39 Wayne says you killed that mutt we found
01:03:47 I thought maybe you'd heard of me
01:03:50 No, just scumbag circles.
01:03:54 Jesus Christ.
01:03:57 Is this what's troublin' you?
01:03:59 I'm kinda jammed up here, Frank.
01:04:03 I thought we were friends.
01:04:08 Two guys wished
01:04:15 Whatever.
01:04:18 All right, I'll come by...
01:04:20 Let's see,
01:04:24 I'll come by,
01:04:27 Okay? Monday morning.
01:04:33 See ya, Ma.
01:04:40 And, incidentally, I don't know
01:04:42 a guy in a garbage pail,
01:04:45 most of the people I know
01:04:50 they usually wind up
01:05:10 Pick who up Monday?
01:05:16 I don't know.
01:05:29 Hello?
01:05:31 What are you trying to pull now?
01:05:33 Frank, hi.
01:05:35 I want you out of there
01:05:38 No more head trips
01:05:40 or you will be the one
01:05:42 Hey, he's not a chump, okay?
01:05:45 I told you I was doin' you
01:05:47 I hate it when people
01:05:50 Taking advantage?
01:05:52 And then I'm gonna do you
01:05:55 and this'll be about the last thing
01:05:59 It's for a friend
01:06:03 Thanks, Frank.
01:06:07 I'll be there.
01:06:12 Whatever happens is up to me.
01:06:16 I'm not...
01:06:18 I'm not giving you lip.
01:06:21 I'm not.
01:06:23 I'm sorry.
01:06:26 When have I not been good company?
01:06:37 What, you got a date
01:06:40 It's not till next week.
01:06:42 We still have three
01:06:45 Let's make the most of it, okay?
01:07:04 You're not goin' back to him.
01:07:08 It's not the end of the world.
01:07:10 Yeah, it is.
01:07:12 I love you.
01:07:20 There's nothing
01:07:22 - What can you do about it?
01:08:06 I don't want
01:08:09 It wasn't her fault.
01:08:10 Hey. Your pal.
01:08:15 He sent it over.
01:08:18 Yeah, what is he, a baker?
01:08:20 He's killin' me with this crap.
01:08:31 Oh, Jesus.
01:08:46 Are you doing anything
01:08:51 What time?
01:08:57 One floor below me
01:09:00 I love you
01:09:04 On the ceiling if you want me
01:09:10 If the answer is no
01:09:16 Means you'll meet me
01:09:20 Twice on the pipe
01:09:23 Means you ain't gonna show
01:09:26 Hey, "occifer,"
01:09:30 - Nothin' much.
01:09:33 Where's she gonna fit?
01:09:37 She can sit on my lap.
01:09:42 She comin' down?
01:09:51 You wouldn't believe what happened
01:09:55 - Oh, yeah?
01:09:57 Uh, listen, I'm serious.
01:10:01 We're, uh, we're in love.
01:10:04 And I think we're gonna...
01:10:07 Maybe even get married.
01:10:13 Yeah, well, I'm serious.
01:10:17 That's life, you know?
01:10:19 "That's life."
01:10:22 You give him a hand,
01:10:28 Bring her down.
01:10:33 I love her.
01:10:35 You love her.
01:10:48 I knew it, I knew it,
01:10:50 Didn't I call it right on the nose
01:10:54 You're a schmuck if you don't think
01:11:08 Women.
01:11:11 Fuckin' women... You can't
01:11:18 Okay, if you want...
01:11:21 you can assume the debt.
01:11:23 - Assume the debt?
01:11:26 Be my friend.
01:11:28 For what, I don't exactly know.
01:11:31 Maybe somethin',
01:11:34 You want me to forget about her,
01:11:36 if I call you,
01:11:40 That I can live with.
01:11:49 - I can't do that.
01:11:55 I can't do that either.
01:12:20 - Hello.
01:12:23 Good. And you?
01:12:25 I'm good.
01:12:37 Are you heeled?
01:13:07 Did they ever catch the guy who did
01:13:15 She don't love you
01:13:18 Like I love you
01:13:34 Watch the glass door, asshole!
01:13:43 Who's up there, Wayne?
01:13:48 I love her.
01:13:50 Jesus Christ.
01:13:52 Come on. Let's go see.
01:14:13 You always get someone else
01:14:21 Who am I to talk, right?
01:14:34 Given the fact that wild horses couldn't
01:14:37 Stop me if I'm wrong...
01:14:39 this is the best
01:14:42 Now, the cash value
01:14:45 projected over one year...
01:14:48 would be 70...
01:14:51 $ 75,000.
01:14:55 - 75,000?
01:14:59 The money store...
01:15:01 is gonna run
01:15:05 No. No.
01:15:08 You can have her for 40,000.
01:15:12 Forty.
01:15:14 If you don't have it,
01:15:17 You can pay me back with
01:15:22 Fuck you.
01:15:24 Fuck me? Okay.
01:15:27 Fuck me then.
01:15:29 Go to your credit union,
01:15:32 go to Household Finance,
01:15:35 You got three days.
01:15:37 I want 40,000,
01:15:40 This shit today, Wayne?
01:15:42 This was fuckin' Romper Room.
01:15:47 You like baseball?
01:15:49 You get this straight with me,
01:15:53 I got a season's box.
01:15:56 Forty in three, chief.
01:16:02 - That guy bites.
01:16:13 - It's over.
01:16:15 - He backed off?
01:16:18 I owe you one.
01:16:21 - What the hell's goin' on?
01:16:25 Welcome to the world.
01:16:29 Mike, he's a businessman.
01:16:32 He's fightin' with cops.
01:16:36 That's it.
01:16:46 - So, I'm really out of here?
01:16:50 Yeah. You know what I mean.
01:16:53 I can hop on a plane and vanish?
01:16:55 If that's what you wanted to do.
01:16:58 No, I mean, I'm just sayin'.
01:17:01 'Cause in a couple of days,
01:17:03 and take cooking classes
01:17:05 In a few days?
01:17:10 He asked me to ask you
01:17:13 so he can take care
01:17:15 Loose ends?
01:17:18 You know, he said he had to get
01:17:38 It's a goddamn steal. The guy said
01:17:42 He'll let me have it for 65
01:17:44 between me and him for the rest.
01:17:46 The guy's desperate. The house
01:17:49 - I just have to make the 40.
01:17:53 - What the hell you gonna do up there?
01:17:56 Lend me five, I'll give you
01:18:01 I don't have it.
01:18:12 Don't you wanna know
01:18:16 It's for this real dream house
01:18:22 How much does he want for her?
01:18:27 More than I got.
01:18:30 - You gonna help me or not?
01:18:47 How much am I goin' for?
01:18:51 - Forty thousand.
01:18:54 Knocked down from 75.
01:18:57 Must be out of season.
01:19:03 - Where'd you get it?
01:19:08 I could only come up with $27,500.
01:19:13 Jesus Christ.
01:19:27 I just thought of somethin'.
01:19:30 This thing comes off, people say
01:19:34 You can say, "From the money store,
01:19:37 - No, I'd never say that.
01:19:40 - Tell Frank to pick me up at home.
01:19:42 Look, I just spent a year
01:19:45 - Now, what, you're gonna buy me?
01:19:49 Frank kept you, not me.
01:19:52 If you wanna get some air,
01:19:55 I'm not stopping you.
01:19:58 I can't go through with this.
01:20:03 Take it.
01:20:19 Don't be a stranger.
01:21:13 I got a sense of deja vu.
01:21:16 Me too.
01:21:20 - You got the money?
01:21:23 Right.
01:21:26 Now I gotta get my big fuckin' ape
01:21:28 Maybe she's there,
01:21:33 Well, guess what.
01:21:35 I'm not even gonna
01:21:38 I told you once before...
01:21:40 don't ever disrespect me,
01:21:43 If you do,
01:21:52 Get in the car.
01:21:58 - Get in the car.
01:22:01 You're shit.
01:22:16 What's up, Mad Dog?
01:22:20 The 7th Cavalry.
01:22:22 What's that make us,
01:22:33 You think we're gonna have
01:22:43 We'll go away.
01:22:47 We'll get her.
01:22:51 A hit and run, a mugging.
01:22:54 Do you know what botulism is?
01:22:57 We can get her with soup.
01:23:01 Get you too.
01:23:05 Accidents happen all the time.
01:23:09 Then let's end it today.
01:23:12 Fine. Bring her down.
01:23:14 I can't be alone anymore.
01:23:16 - That's your fuckin' problem.
01:23:20 - You and me?
01:23:23 - Hey, grow up.
01:23:28 I'll fuckin' kill you!
01:23:30 l... I don't!
01:23:32 - I'll fuckin' kill you right now!
01:23:34 - I'll shoot you and eat my fuckin' gun!
01:23:38 - Fight me!
01:23:41 Come on, Wayne.
01:23:43 - Fight me for her!
01:23:46 - That's playground, Wayne.
01:23:49 - It's getting real crazy here.
01:23:51 - Wayne, come on, man.
01:23:53 - Wayne.
01:23:58 Put it down.
01:24:02 Put it down, put it down.
01:24:04 - Put it down, man.
01:24:09 Get him, Frank!
01:24:17 Wayne, get that piece of shit!
01:24:20 - Come on, Wayne!
01:24:22 Hit him, Wayne!
01:24:28 Fuckin' A, Frank!
01:24:33 - You fuckin' piece of garbage!
01:24:36 - Kick him, Frankie! Go ahead!
01:24:39 - Get that garbage! Get him, Wayne!
01:24:48 Look what she's doin' to us, man.
01:24:50 Look what she's doin'
01:24:52 - Then quit.
01:24:55 - Come on, Wayne!
01:24:57 Stay down, Wayne.
01:25:03 - Grab him!
01:25:04 - Grab him!
01:25:05 - Go for it!
01:25:09 Break loose, baby!
01:25:11 Here he goes!
01:25:18 Hit him again!
01:25:27 All right, Wayne!
01:25:38 Kill him, Wayne!
01:25:40 Don't let him up!
01:25:48 Stop! Stop it!
01:25:50 He'll kill you sooner or later.
01:25:52 - I'm goin' with him. Come on, Frank.
01:25:56 - No! No!
01:25:58 - Come on!
01:26:00 - Yes, I am.
01:26:03 It's not over till
01:26:06 - Come on, Frank.
01:26:09 Now, come on, let's go.
01:26:14 Shut up.
01:26:19 Take her and choke on her.
01:26:22 What?
01:26:24 I wash my hands on both of ya.
01:26:34 The expediter of your dreams, pal.
01:26:41 Kill that fuckin' cop.
01:26:45 Frankie, what's the matter
01:26:47 Come on, break it up,
01:26:51 That's enough!
01:27:01 - What about accidents?
01:27:05 Do you see who I run with?
01:27:08 This is my life.
01:27:15 - I lost a fuckin' tooth.
01:27:20 I thought we might wind up
01:27:27 Let's go.
01:27:44 - You all right?
01:27:47 Way to go, Mad Dog.
01:28:33 What are you gonna do?
01:28:44 Let's go home.
01:28:47 Come on.