Mad Dog and Glory
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- Yo, fellas, what's up? |
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I got eight balls, I got redi-rocks, |
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- Shit, I even got starter kits. |
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Two 20s be 40. |
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Can you break this? |
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I ain't no cash machine. |
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You laughing at me? |
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Naw, brother, |
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You laugh at this? |
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Yo, wait. Wait! |
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Get the shit. |
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Get the roll. |
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Motherfucker's so dead. |
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Dead all over. |
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Oh, yeah? |
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You dead too. |
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I tell ya, Grandpa... |
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this lot was full of used cars |
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Crime scenes. Detective Pavletz. |
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Hold on. |
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Okay. |
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Black male. |
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DOA. |
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In car. |
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Intersection. |
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Hubbard... |
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and Leavitt. |
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Apparent gunshot victim. |
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What's apparent, Sarge? |
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Huge... |
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fuckin' bullet holes... |
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in head... |
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and chest. |
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Good enough. |
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Yo, Mad Dog, you're up. |
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Ass end of the south side, right? |
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No, you got a male dead man |
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Indoors or outdoors? |
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In a car. |
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- Yo, Mike, you're up. |
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Hey, Mad Dog, you know |
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Sixteen vestal virgins. |
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Fix your collar. |
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That head-in-the-garbage-can |
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I told the coroner, |
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Mad Dog, I tell you this too, |
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Pick me up some Twinkies. |
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There should be a little mini-mart open |
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Twinkies? It's 2:00 in the morning, |
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Twinkies. And get a banana |
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A green one. |
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Hey, Mad Dog. |
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Just your basic |
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Nobody's been in the car, right? |
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Hey, absolutely. |
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Yo! |
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Brother... |
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you fucked up. |
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The doer might be in the crowd. |
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Yeah. |
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From the direction |
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I'd say your victim |
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and your shooter was sitting |
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You got a lot of blood |
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so the door had to be open |
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Maybe he slipped in |
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and the deal went sour |
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You see that scorch mark |
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Yeah. |
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The muzzle couldn't have been |
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But you see this? |
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So your shooter's arm's |
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I can tell you more |
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- This blow-back too? |
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Over there on the window. |
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No, there's no blood on the headrest. |
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That's somebody else. |
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We got a crowbar somewheres? |
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Hey, it's a doubleheader. |
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I'll be right back. |
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You're killing him, Mad Dog. |
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Mike, do me a favor. |
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That old black magic |
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That old black magic |
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Those icy fingers |
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That same old witchcraft |
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- You got any Twinkies? |
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How about melba toast? |
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What the hell's melba toast, right? |
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What's that? |
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A dollar. |
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A dollar? |
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Fifty cents. |
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Jesus, don't shoot him. Please. |
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Let me tell you, there's a crime scene |
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You shoot, they'll hear. |
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Please, you want the money? |
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Did you take it yet? |
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- Jesus Christ. |
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You want the money? |
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You smoke? |
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What do you smoke? |
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Take some cartons here. |
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- Would you like some candy? |
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Why don't you give him |
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I said shut up! |
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Please, go out the back. |
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You can make it. |
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Call him a cab. |
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Get the fuck up. |
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Please. |
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Do you like Rice-A-Roni? |
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They'll hear it. |
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You fucker! |
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You all right? |
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Fuck off. |
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Call 911. |
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You're a cop? |
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Just do it. |
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This ain't my store. |
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Just do it. |
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Down and down I go |
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In a spin |
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That old black magic |
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Jesus. |
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- You okay? |
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What's up? |
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Thanks, Wayne. |
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Do you want |
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Naw, I'll go through the roof. |
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How about a shot of something? |
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I better just flop. |
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Well, sweet dreams. |
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Yeah, thanks. |
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Old black magic |
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Old black magic |
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Those icy fingers |
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The same old witchcraft |
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That's the first time |
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I pissed on myself. |
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You know why? |
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Because you're a sensitive, |
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You ever piss on yourself? |
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I would've walked in there and drilled |
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but that's just the way I am. |
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But if I ever had |
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it would die of loneliness. |
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It all evens out. |
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Let me tell you something. |
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Next time that happens, |
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the best thing is sex. |
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You're all adrenalized. |
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Just give me a break, will you? |
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If I was you last night, |
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with every broad I knew |
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Wayne, on me. |
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Just a pinch in here. |
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Thanks, Tom. |
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They get the guy? |
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They know who he is. |
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They know who he is. |
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Now here's a guy |
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To always refuse to testify... |
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on the grounds that it may |
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Jesus. |
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Chivas and milk. |
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Put that on my tab, Tommy. |
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You ready? Let's go. |
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No, I'm off tonight. |
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You got somethin' on? |
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Naw, I just... |
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That was balls up |
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Don't kid yourself. |
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Thanks, Tom. |
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Are you Wayne? |
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Who are you? |
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Harold. |
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I was over to your apartment. |
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I work for my boss... |
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and he asked me to find you |
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It's free with this. |
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The Comic-Cazie Club. |
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You also get a free drink. |
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Who's your boss? |
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He said not to say... |
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but that you know him, |
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Don't worry, |
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It's a good thing. |
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Who is he, Harold? |
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It don't start |
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but I can come by later |
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No, thanks. I'll pass. |
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That other cop? |
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He's very sarcastic. |
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Hold it. |
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Don't move. |
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Don't even breathe. |
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Call it in, Fredo. |
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Now, Fredo. |
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Nice place, huh? |
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Give him a coffee and cognac. |
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Comin' up. |
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Show her your comp. |
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- Decaf, please. |
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Who's your boss? |
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That's decaf, right? |
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I'm sorry. |
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Can't you use |
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- Okay? |
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Take it with you. |
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You're wastin' time. |
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You notice that all nightclub singers |
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They'll give you |
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Everything's gonna be okay |
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As soon as I get my neck fixed |
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Now, from Melrose Park... |
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the land of razor-cut hair... |
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I.D. Bracelets, |
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The comedy stylings of Frank Milo, |
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Yo, Frankie! |
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Cosa nostra. |
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Our thing. |
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Our thing, my ass. |
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Cosa nostra is Italian... |
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for "cheap bastards." |
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The only thing cheaper |
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Cops. Forget about it. |
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They squeeze the nickel |
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Cosa nostra babies. |
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Other babies, they're born... |
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they cry, they go, |
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Our kids, they cry, |
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"Wha?" |
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My friend Angie. |
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Angie's father was |
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He calls his sons |
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"Put a hundred in my coffin. |
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In case, you know, |
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The guy dies. |
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Angie's two brothers... |
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put in their yardage. |
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Angie... |
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drops in a check for 300 |
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That fuckin' Angie. |
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When did Angie's father die? |
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There he is. |
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Hey, they takin' care |
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Yeah, thanks. |
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Don't let 'em |
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I told my therapist about you... |
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about what happened... |
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and she said that I was |
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and that, in fact, |
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and was just resorting to macho bullshit |
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And that what you did... |
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was very brave |
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and that I should both |
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Hey, Frank... |
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isn't that Phil Donahue? |
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Put the magazine down |
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Okay, Harold? |
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So, are you married? |
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No. |
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Not personally, no. |
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Me neither. |
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Are you really connected? |
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I know guys. |
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I put money on the street, people know |
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They call me |
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You hear of me? |
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No. |
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I suppose that's good. |
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Although my therapist says I crave |
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Maybe that's why I do stand-up. |
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What the hell? |
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What do you think of my act? |
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I heard two Buddy Hackett jokes, |
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Another thing, |
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I was watching you |
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Sometimes you should aim in. |
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Otherwise it looks, |
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It comes off kind of hostile, |
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That's Phil fuckin' Donahue. |
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All right, let the body heat |
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warm up the cognac. |
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Give it a little swirl. |
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Take a little sniff. |
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Nice, right? |
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Okay, take a sip, |
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Don't gulp it. |
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Just let it leak |
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- I know how to drink cognac. |
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Hello. Not now. |
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Cheers. |
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My wife? |
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She thinks fucking and cooking |
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I thought you said |
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Where'd you hear that? |
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I just made that up. |
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- Bullshit. |
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Don't ever, |
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Don't ever lie to me... |
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disrespect me, |
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If you do, your life |
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But come to me like a man... |
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come to me eyes open, |
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then I become more than a friend, |
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I become the expediter |
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That's beautiful. |
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Get the hell in the car, Wayne. |
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What if it rains? |
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I wish I was a handsome man. |
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What? |
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I wish I was brave. |
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I wish I had real... |
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real guts. |
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You wish you were |
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No offense, but that sounds |
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Shit, I wish a lot of things, |
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You don't know. |
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You don't always talk |
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What'd I say? |
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- Nothin'. |
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Nothin'. |
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You're really good, man. |
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You know, I wish |
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Not just like a... |
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I don't mean |
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- I mean... |
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You know, I get this feeling |
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We both wanna be someplace else. |
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Not me. |
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Okay. |
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This guy |
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One time I went down to see |
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and I hit it off |
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I met all her friends |
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Then I showed her my stuff... |
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and this guy says to me... |
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"What do you think |
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I said, "Yeah, sure, |
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there's no pension, no security, |
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Nobody laughed. |
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But as soon as I said that, |
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I'm just a cop. |
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I'm like a real civil servant. |
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I think like a civil servant. |
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But these people... |
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They're special. |
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Chances. |
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What kind of chances |
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That the goddamn sushi |
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Naw, look, it's different. |
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Either you understand |
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Hey, are you mad at me? |
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No, look. |
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My stuff comes out of the job. |
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The all of it. |
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I don't create stuff. |
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I find stuff. |
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Anyway, she was |
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A nice person. |
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She was nice. |
00:27:46 |
She sounds like a bitch. |
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Hey, Frank. |
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Bobby Gee. |
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Yeah, so I noticed. |
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He looks good. |
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If you know what I mean. |
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I'm gonna go home. |
00:28:05 |
Wait a second. |
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My wife? |
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They should cross her... |
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with a Maclntosh PC. |
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Get a computer... |
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that never goes down. |
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This is good. |
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That's a nasty burn. |
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I'll have somebody |
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It doesn't even hurt. |
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Hey, the shooter? |
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I know who he is. |
00:29:09 |
The net's closing? |
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I like that. |
00:29:19 |
The expediter |
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No, not me, brother. |
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You're flush? |
00:30:13 |
- Hi? |
00:30:17 |
Hi. |
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My name is Glory. |
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I'm the one who spilled the coffee |
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- Oh, yeah. The bartender. |
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Frank told me to come by... |
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and take care of your hand. |
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Frank from last night? |
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Can l... |
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Your hand? |
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Thanks. |
00:31:11 |
This is really stupid, I know. |
00:31:14 |
Whatever. |
00:31:26 |
Thanks. |
00:31:28 |
Frank wanted me to stay. |
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Here. |
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Make sure it heals properly. |
00:31:38 |
Whatever. I'll run down, |
00:31:42 |
Yeah, well, how long did... |
00:31:44 |
Frank... |
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How long did Frank |
00:31:48 |
A week. |
00:31:53 |
Look, it's not what you think. |
00:31:55 |
It's not a sex thing. |
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Jesus. |
00:32:14 |
Just let me sit down. |
00:32:19 |
How's the coffee? |
00:32:22 |
It's so rich, |
00:32:24 |
How's your hand? |
00:32:26 |
Great. |
00:32:30 |
You know I'm a cop, right? |
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So I've been told. |
00:32:37 |
Yeah, well, anyways... |
00:32:39 |
I have to go to work now. |
00:32:44 |
So, I'll stay here? |
00:32:47 |
Well, this is my house, so... |
00:32:50 |
I'm not gonna steal anything. |
00:32:52 |
What's Frank's phone number? |
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Talk to me |
00:32:58 |
You saved his life. |
00:32:59 |
He wants me |
00:33:02 |
That's all. I swear. |
00:33:04 |
I'm like a thank-you present. |
00:33:07 |
I'm like... |
00:33:09 |
a seven-day singing telegram. |
00:33:11 |
Like those people that come to your door |
00:33:14 |
Okay, okay. |
00:33:16 |
Look, I gotta get outta here. |
00:33:19 |
I work straight through the night. |
00:33:23 |
No problem. |
00:33:25 |
- There's a TV. |
00:33:30 |
Refrigerator's in the kitchen. |
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And outside is downstairs. |
00:33:35 |
Yeah, if you have a key. |
00:33:41 |
I'm really sorry about this. |
00:33:44 |
We'll straighten everything out |
00:33:48 |
Absolutely. |
00:34:04 |
Jimmy, come take a look at this. |
00:34:17 |
The net of justice closes in. |
00:34:21 |
Oh, Jesus. |
00:34:23 |
That's my shooter. |
00:34:31 |
That was your fault, baby. |
00:34:33 |
My fault? |
00:34:35 |
Because you are really |
00:34:38 |
- No, I'm not. |
00:34:40 |
No, I'm trying to make you |
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Make me something nice? |
00:34:44 |
I'm sorry, okay? |
00:34:46 |
Sorry goddamn don't get it. |
00:34:47 |
Sorry is for shits! |
00:34:49 |
Sorry is what |
00:34:55 |
I would have cleaned the place for you, |
00:34:58 |
Okay, it's time to go. |
00:35:00 |
Why? Hey! |
00:35:02 |
Why? Because you people |
00:35:05 |
- So here's your bag. Let's go. |
00:35:08 |
Frank maybe killed somebody last night, |
00:35:11 |
If Frank was involved in something, |
00:35:13 |
Frank's never involved. |
00:35:15 |
Let me tell you about involved. |
00:35:17 |
I buddy up with a guy one night, |
00:35:20 |
It comes out I got drunk with |
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Let me tell ya, |
00:35:25 |
I swear to God, I don't know |
00:35:28 |
Whatever. Good-bye, good-bye. |
00:35:30 |
You don't understand. |
00:35:33 |
- Penalty system for who? Me? |
00:35:36 |
You send me back, |
00:35:38 |
Why? You owe him? |
00:35:40 |
I don't know what happened |
00:35:42 |
I swear to God, I don't get involved |
00:35:44 |
- But you owe him? |
00:35:46 |
Complicated like how? |
00:35:53 |
Talk to me. |
00:35:55 |
This is my house. |
00:35:58 |
"There's a cash-flow problem. |
00:36:00 |
Did you ever hear him say that? |
00:36:02 |
My brother had the cash-flow problem, |
00:36:05 |
I do whatever Frank wants |
00:36:08 |
What do you mean, you do |
00:36:11 |
He said to be |
00:36:13 |
You saved his life. |
00:36:16 |
You send me back, |
00:36:18 |
add another two months, |
00:36:20 |
With Frank, you can't argue. |
00:36:23 |
You can't hide. |
00:36:25 |
So can you help me out here? |
00:36:28 |
Can I stay? |
00:36:42 |
What are you banging |
00:36:44 |
You're making a lot of noise. |
00:36:46 |
- Who are you, a sheriff? Fuck off. |
00:36:50 |
Are you okay? |
00:36:51 |
- I'll snap it off at the ankle. |
00:36:54 |
Move your foot, shit bird. |
00:36:56 |
Hey, I'm a police officer. |
00:36:58 |
Wayne, we were just arguing in here. |
00:37:01 |
- You're a police officer? Really? |
00:37:04 |
Well, guess what? |
00:37:09 |
I'm on to you. |
00:37:13 |
What can you do, you know? |
00:37:15 |
At least you gave it a shot. |
00:37:18 |
Yeah, well, whatever. |
00:37:21 |
Do you want me |
00:37:23 |
No, thanks. |
00:37:33 |
Frank... |
00:37:35 |
it's going great, yeah. |
00:37:38 |
Frank, I swear. |
00:37:41 |
We haven't stopped laughing |
00:37:44 |
He's tickled pink. |
00:37:49 |
No, he can't come |
00:37:52 |
At work. |
00:37:56 |
That's none of your business. |
00:38:00 |
I have to... |
00:38:03 |
I gotta go. |
00:38:04 |
The other phone. |
00:38:07 |
Hi. Did I wake you? |
00:38:10 |
No. I mean... |
00:38:30 |
So you gave walking tours |
00:38:33 |
What'd you study? |
00:38:35 |
Acting. |
00:38:38 |
I gave walking tours |
00:38:41 |
but then I got into tending bar |
00:38:43 |
Open up my days |
00:38:48 |
You ask a bartender |
00:38:50 |
"What do you do?" |
00:38:51 |
They say, |
00:38:53 |
I'm a student, I'm a writer." |
00:38:56 |
After a couple years, |
00:38:59 |
I'm a bartender. |
00:39:02 |
Waitress. |
00:39:03 |
Life is what happens to you while you're |
00:39:07 |
Cops are lucky in that way, |
00:39:09 |
It's hard confusing a cop |
00:39:11 |
I mean, a cop's a cop. |
00:39:16 |
I was working as a bartender |
00:39:18 |
I knew Frank |
00:39:22 |
so I put my brother |
00:39:25 |
Going to Frank is like taking heroin |
00:39:31 |
My brother can't make his payments. |
00:39:35 |
He fires everybody, |
00:39:38 |
He starts ordering |
00:39:40 |
Steaks, liquor, |
00:39:42 |
All to re-sell on his own |
00:39:45 |
So he's not liable anyhow. |
00:39:48 |
Next thing I know, |
00:39:51 |
And his wife's ready |
00:39:53 |
So I go to Frank and say... |
00:39:55 |
"Leave my brother alone. |
00:40:00 |
Anyways... |
00:40:02 |
my brother's a waiter now. |
00:40:05 |
At least he's alive |
00:40:08 |
So what do you do for him? |
00:40:10 |
- This, that, the other. |
00:40:18 |
What's the difference? |
00:40:29 |
Could you smile a little? |
00:40:45 |
- Go home. |
00:40:47 |
Yeah. Just take the keys, |
00:41:10 |
Listen, I'm a cop... |
00:41:12 |
and I don't like to be followed, |
00:41:16 |
Frank just wants to make sure |
00:41:19 |
Are you happy? |
00:41:24 |
I get paid either way. |
00:41:35 |
I said go home. |
00:41:37 |
I wanted to wait for you. |
00:41:41 |
- Okay, let's go. |
00:41:43 |
- I gotta go. |
00:41:47 |
Go ahead. I'll be there. |
00:41:58 |
They found the gun |
00:42:00 |
- Yeah? Where? |
00:42:04 |
Bullshit, he got |
00:42:06 |
Milo probably did this guy too. |
00:42:07 |
Left the gun with the body so it looks |
00:42:10 |
It's a solve, |
00:42:12 |
Two dead mutts in muttland. |
00:42:16 |
It's a plant. |
00:42:20 |
Who's the babe? |
00:42:23 |
A friend. |
00:42:25 |
Oh, yeah? |
00:42:30 |
What happened to the girl |
00:42:36 |
She's a nice lady. This one's |
00:42:44 |
- You okay? What's the matter? |
00:42:52 |
Hey, that's the one. |
00:42:54 |
Jesus, look at that shiner. |
00:42:57 |
Looks like that dog on |
00:42:59 |
She's getting smacked around. |
00:43:04 |
By him? |
00:43:05 |
I had a talk with him. |
00:43:08 |
He's on the job? So fucking what? |
00:43:10 |
Yeah. |
00:43:12 |
- And? |
00:43:20 |
Oh, yeah? |
00:43:24 |
Hold this, please. |
00:43:37 |
How ya doin', Sis? |
00:43:40 |
- Oh, yeah? |
00:43:42 |
What, you walk into a door, Sis? |
00:43:45 |
What, she walk into a door? |
00:43:48 |
You're not fucking hittin' her |
00:43:50 |
- It's okay. |
00:43:51 |
Tommy, I need your towel. |
00:43:55 |
Slip your piece under the towel. |
00:44:01 |
Come on, you fuckin' hump. |
00:44:03 |
I want a taste of you. |
00:44:06 |
I got no beef with you. |
00:44:08 |
Slip your piece |
00:44:11 |
I got no beef with you. |
00:44:15 |
Are you sweet? |
00:44:24 |
- Come on, I'm on the job. |
00:44:31 |
Hey, come on. |
00:44:34 |
You lost her address, |
00:44:36 |
you can't even remember |
00:44:38 |
Right? |
00:44:42 |
- Yeah, right. |
00:44:45 |
I don't know, okay? |
00:44:48 |
Don't even turn around |
00:45:02 |
Hey, Chivas and milk. |
00:45:07 |
You should try that shit |
00:45:10 |
Yeah? Different strokes |
00:45:33 |
No guts, no glory, right? |
00:45:43 |
- Smoke, smoke. |
00:45:45 |
Smoke. |
00:45:46 |
You mean pot, crack, what? |
00:45:48 |
Get smart with me, |
00:45:50 |
You wanna do Dodge City |
00:45:53 |
- Hey, you crazy? |
00:46:00 |
Jesus. |
00:46:28 |
Frank, you're making him |
00:46:36 |
Where were you? |
00:46:38 |
What do you do for him? |
00:46:39 |
Who, Frank? |
00:46:42 |
I tend bar. |
00:46:43 |
- What else? |
00:46:45 |
- What things? |
00:46:47 |
Like what? |
00:46:49 |
Once I took this box |
00:46:53 |
I took the Greyhound. |
00:46:54 |
So I'm sitting on the bus six hours, |
00:46:57 |
I go into the bathroom |
00:46:59 |
I open the box and look inside. |
00:47:01 |
There was a human hand in there... |
00:47:03 |
with manicured nails |
00:47:05 |
I almost died. |
00:47:07 |
I get up to Detroit. |
00:47:09 |
I deliver it to some guy |
00:47:11 |
This guy, he opens the box, |
00:47:15 |
and he gives me a tip |
00:47:18 |
You sleep with him? |
00:47:20 |
With Frank? |
00:47:23 |
Does he make you sleep |
00:47:26 |
No. |
00:47:28 |
He's got girls for that. |
00:47:30 |
The "Frank Milo dancers," |
00:47:33 |
So you never had |
00:47:39 |
One time, |
00:47:42 |
He came into town |
00:47:44 |
and Frank said I had to go out with him, |
00:47:49 |
What happened was he was |
00:47:53 |
so I survived. |
00:47:56 |
Oh, Jesus. |
00:48:03 |
Okay, what about me? |
00:48:05 |
What if I get horny? |
00:48:07 |
You're a thank-you present, right? |
00:48:08 |
Why is it the worst thing a guy |
00:48:11 |
is that she fucked |
00:48:12 |
I never said that. |
00:48:14 |
- What are you driving at? |
00:48:17 |
I do what I can for people, |
00:48:23 |
I'm not asking you |
00:48:27 |
So you need to be saved, right? |
00:48:29 |
Tell me. |
00:48:32 |
Look, for the next five days... |
00:48:35 |
let's just pretend |
00:48:38 |
- Normal. |
00:48:39 |
TV. Right. |
00:48:43 |
Frank! Stop it! |
00:48:46 |
Don't pull that switch! |
00:49:02 |
Wayne, could you put |
00:49:09 |
- Where's Varsdic? |
00:50:56 |
If you don't wanna do anything, |
00:50:58 |
I'll go with that. |
00:51:01 |
- Okay, I don't wanna do anything. |
00:51:06 |
You're a sweet man, |
00:51:08 |
Hey, no kiddin'. |
00:51:11 |
it's, it's okay. |
00:51:22 |
Open your lips. |
00:51:24 |
I know how to kiss. |
00:51:37 |
You know, I oughta... |
00:51:39 |
- Right now? |
00:51:51 |
Are you my hero? |
00:52:10 |
You're a sweet man. |
00:52:15 |
- Watch out for next time. |
00:52:18 |
I haven't made love in two years. |
00:52:21 |
Made love. I like that. |
00:52:23 |
You talk like someone |
00:52:27 |
Sir Lancelot. |
00:52:30 |
Galahad. |
00:52:39 |
The thing about |
00:52:41 |
There's no dignity in death. |
00:52:43 |
The body can't defend itself. |
00:52:45 |
Can't pull its skirt down. |
00:52:48 |
Can't close its mouth. |
00:52:51 |
Cops are walkin' around the crime scene, |
00:52:55 |
What you're photographing |
00:52:57 |
is like the worst kind |
00:53:00 |
You know why I became a cop? |
00:53:02 |
My father, his whole life |
00:53:07 |
A real invisible man. |
00:53:08 |
Spent his whole life doin' that. |
00:53:12 |
I was so afraid |
00:53:13 |
I panicked and became a policeman. |
00:53:16 |
Kinda overreacted, you know? |
00:53:21 |
It's so quiet. |
00:53:25 |
I can't believe |
00:53:27 |
One time, |
00:53:29 |
I was set up right here, |
00:53:31 |
I'm lookin' right down, I swear to God. |
00:53:36 |
A goddamn deer is standing there |
00:53:40 |
I couldn't believe it. |
00:53:43 |
I don't know where it came from. |
00:53:45 |
Maybe it swam over from Indiana, |
00:53:47 |
but there it was, |
00:53:49 |
Me and this deer |
00:53:55 |
Let me show you |
00:54:00 |
- Would you photograph me? |
00:54:02 |
With the people I take pictures of, |
00:54:05 |
- Come on. |
00:54:16 |
- Wayne, come on. |
00:54:21 |
Where the hell did I put it? |
00:57:02 |
All right. |
00:57:08 |
Smile for the birdie. |
00:57:15 |
Do me. |
00:58:13 |
It's so weird, |
00:58:15 |
- I keep forgetting, you know? |
00:58:39 |
You see? I told you, Wayne. |
00:58:43 |
Waiter says guy walks in, |
00:58:45 |
bop-bop, back of the head, |
00:58:48 |
Gangland, USA. |
00:58:50 |
was sitting down to some calamari. |
00:58:52 |
He'd just stolen the account books |
00:58:56 |
He felt like celebrating. |
00:59:00 |
About right? |
00:59:03 |
I'm just a gigolo |
00:59:07 |
People know the part |
00:59:10 |
Pay for every dance |
00:59:13 |
Selling each romance |
00:59:14 |
Louis Prima! |
00:59:17 |
And there will come a day |
00:59:20 |
When youth will pass away |
00:59:22 |
What will they say about me |
00:59:25 |
When the end comes I know |
00:59:29 |
Life goes on without me |
00:59:32 |
I ain't got nobody |
00:59:38 |
- Nobody |
00:59:40 |
Nobody that cares for me |
00:59:43 |
There's nobody that cares for me |
00:59:47 |
- I'm so sad and lonely |
00:59:53 |
Sad and lonely |
00:59:55 |
Won't some sweet mama |
00:59:59 |
'Cause I ain't so bad |
01:00:04 |
What do you think |
01:00:07 |
When the end comes I know |
01:00:11 |
Life goes on without me |
01:00:15 |
I ain't got nobody |
01:00:21 |
What, did you get laid last night? |
01:00:23 |
Mike, I don't get laid. |
01:00:29 |
Thank you. |
01:00:35 |
Hi, Wayne. |
01:00:36 |
- Hey, Mike. |
01:00:38 |
Then my friend Phil. |
01:00:40 |
Philly applies |
01:00:43 |
Interviewer says, |
01:00:46 |
Philly reads off his palm, |
01:00:50 |
Guy says, |
01:00:52 |
"Uh, 203 pounds." |
01:00:55 |
Guy says, |
01:00:58 |
Philly goes... |
01:01:02 |
"Philly." |
01:01:03 |
The interviewer says, "What was that |
01:01:07 |
Philly goes... |
01:01:09 |
Happy birthday to you |
01:01:14 |
That's nothin'. |
01:01:16 |
I said to my wife, "Hey! |
01:01:17 |
Did you ever hear of |
01:01:21 |
She says, |
01:01:26 |
My wife said this! |
01:01:32 |
Hey! There he is! |
01:01:35 |
I just come by. |
01:01:38 |
I went in on a bakery. |
01:01:40 |
Pineapple-Sour Cream. |
01:01:54 |
Eat. |
01:01:57 |
- You look drawn. |
01:02:02 |
I don't know. Harold said |
01:02:06 |
I was in the neighborhood, |
01:02:13 |
So how's it goin'? |
01:02:17 |
- How's that burn on your hand? |
01:02:21 |
- Nice-nice? |
01:02:24 |
The gift that keeps on givin'. |
01:02:29 |
What's wrong? |
01:02:37 |
She's yankin' your chain, right? |
01:02:41 |
Messin' with your head? |
01:02:42 |
Sure. Look at ya. |
01:02:45 |
Givin' you sob stories, I bet. |
01:02:47 |
I don't know |
01:02:49 |
Then quit givin' me |
01:02:52 |
I'm your sonny boy. |
01:02:54 |
Want me to sing for you? |
01:03:00 |
May I? |
01:03:04 |
I gotta go. |
01:03:08 |
Look. |
01:03:10 |
I'm doing Comic-Cazie tomorrow. |
01:03:17 |
Unless, you know, you're busy. |
01:03:20 |
- What the fuck is he doin' here? |
01:03:23 |
- That's the guy I told you about. |
01:03:27 |
This is, uh, Frank. |
01:03:30 |
Frank Milo? |
01:03:34 |
You've heard of me? |
01:03:37 |
Yeah. |
01:03:39 |
Wayne says you killed that mutt we found |
01:03:47 |
I thought maybe you'd heard of me |
01:03:50 |
No, just scumbag circles. |
01:03:54 |
Jesus Christ. |
01:03:57 |
Is this what's troublin' you? |
01:03:59 |
I'm kinda jammed up here, Frank. |
01:04:03 |
I thought we were friends. |
01:04:08 |
Two guys wished |
01:04:15 |
Whatever. |
01:04:18 |
All right, I'll come by... |
01:04:20 |
Let's see, |
01:04:24 |
I'll come by, |
01:04:27 |
Okay? Monday morning. |
01:04:33 |
See ya, Ma. |
01:04:40 |
And, incidentally, I don't know |
01:04:42 |
a guy in a garbage pail, |
01:04:45 |
most of the people I know |
01:04:50 |
they usually wind up |
01:05:10 |
Pick who up Monday? |
01:05:16 |
I don't know. |
01:05:29 |
Hello? |
01:05:31 |
What are you trying to pull now? |
01:05:33 |
Frank, hi. |
01:05:35 |
I want you out of there |
01:05:38 |
No more head trips |
01:05:40 |
or you will be the one |
01:05:42 |
Hey, he's not a chump, okay? |
01:05:45 |
I told you I was doin' you |
01:05:47 |
I hate it when people |
01:05:50 |
Taking advantage? |
01:05:52 |
And then I'm gonna do you |
01:05:55 |
and this'll be about the last thing |
01:05:59 |
It's for a friend |
01:06:03 |
Thanks, Frank. |
01:06:07 |
I'll be there. |
01:06:12 |
Whatever happens is up to me. |
01:06:16 |
I'm not... |
01:06:18 |
I'm not giving you lip. |
01:06:21 |
I'm not. |
01:06:23 |
I'm sorry. |
01:06:26 |
When have I not been good company? |
01:06:37 |
What, you got a date |
01:06:40 |
It's not till next week. |
01:06:42 |
We still have three |
01:06:45 |
Let's make the most of it, okay? |
01:07:04 |
You're not goin' back to him. |
01:07:08 |
It's not the end of the world. |
01:07:10 |
Yeah, it is. |
01:07:12 |
I love you. |
01:07:20 |
There's nothing |
01:07:22 |
- What can you do about it? |
01:08:06 |
I don't want |
01:08:09 |
It wasn't her fault. |
01:08:10 |
Hey. Your pal. |
01:08:15 |
He sent it over. |
01:08:18 |
Yeah, what is he, a baker? |
01:08:20 |
He's killin' me with this crap. |
01:08:31 |
Oh, Jesus. |
01:08:46 |
Are you doing anything |
01:08:51 |
What time? |
01:08:57 |
One floor below me |
01:09:00 |
I love you |
01:09:04 |
On the ceiling if you want me |
01:09:10 |
If the answer is no |
01:09:16 |
Means you'll meet me |
01:09:20 |
Twice on the pipe |
01:09:23 |
Means you ain't gonna show |
01:09:26 |
Hey, "occifer," |
01:09:30 |
- Nothin' much. |
01:09:33 |
Where's she gonna fit? |
01:09:37 |
She can sit on my lap. |
01:09:42 |
She comin' down? |
01:09:51 |
You wouldn't believe what happened |
01:09:55 |
- Oh, yeah? |
01:09:57 |
Uh, listen, I'm serious. |
01:10:01 |
We're, uh, we're in love. |
01:10:04 |
And I think we're gonna... |
01:10:07 |
Maybe even get married. |
01:10:13 |
Yeah, well, I'm serious. |
01:10:17 |
That's life, you know? |
01:10:19 |
"That's life." |
01:10:22 |
You give him a hand, |
01:10:28 |
Bring her down. |
01:10:33 |
I love her. |
01:10:35 |
You love her. |
01:10:48 |
I knew it, I knew it, |
01:10:50 |
Didn't I call it right on the nose |
01:10:54 |
You're a schmuck if you don't think |
01:11:08 |
Women. |
01:11:11 |
Fuckin' women... You can't |
01:11:18 |
Okay, if you want... |
01:11:21 |
you can assume the debt. |
01:11:23 |
- Assume the debt? |
01:11:26 |
Be my friend. |
01:11:28 |
For what, I don't exactly know. |
01:11:31 |
Maybe somethin', |
01:11:34 |
You want me to forget about her, |
01:11:36 |
if I call you, |
01:11:40 |
That I can live with. |
01:11:49 |
- I can't do that. |
01:11:55 |
I can't do that either. |
01:12:20 |
- Hello. |
01:12:23 |
Good. And you? |
01:12:25 |
I'm good. |
01:12:37 |
Are you heeled? |
01:13:07 |
Did they ever catch the guy who did |
01:13:15 |
She don't love you |
01:13:18 |
Like I love you |
01:13:34 |
Watch the glass door, asshole! |
01:13:43 |
Who's up there, Wayne? |
01:13:48 |
I love her. |
01:13:50 |
Jesus Christ. |
01:13:52 |
Come on. Let's go see. |
01:14:13 |
You always get someone else |
01:14:21 |
Who am I to talk, right? |
01:14:34 |
Given the fact that wild horses couldn't |
01:14:37 |
Stop me if I'm wrong... |
01:14:39 |
this is the best |
01:14:42 |
Now, the cash value |
01:14:45 |
projected over one year... |
01:14:48 |
would be 70... |
01:14:51 |
$ 75,000. |
01:14:55 |
- 75,000? |
01:14:59 |
The money store... |
01:15:01 |
is gonna run |
01:15:05 |
No. No. |
01:15:08 |
You can have her for 40,000. |
01:15:12 |
Forty. |
01:15:14 |
If you don't have it, |
01:15:17 |
You can pay me back with |
01:15:22 |
Fuck you. |
01:15:24 |
Fuck me? Okay. |
01:15:27 |
Fuck me then. |
01:15:29 |
Go to your credit union, |
01:15:32 |
go to Household Finance, |
01:15:35 |
You got three days. |
01:15:37 |
I want 40,000, |
01:15:40 |
This shit today, Wayne? |
01:15:42 |
This was fuckin' Romper Room. |
01:15:47 |
You like baseball? |
01:15:49 |
You get this straight with me, |
01:15:53 |
I got a season's box. |
01:15:56 |
Forty in three, chief. |
01:16:02 |
- That guy bites. |
01:16:13 |
- It's over. |
01:16:15 |
- He backed off? |
01:16:18 |
I owe you one. |
01:16:21 |
- What the hell's goin' on? |
01:16:25 |
Welcome to the world. |
01:16:29 |
Mike, he's a businessman. |
01:16:32 |
He's fightin' with cops. |
01:16:36 |
That's it. |
01:16:46 |
- So, I'm really out of here? |
01:16:50 |
Yeah. You know what I mean. |
01:16:53 |
I can hop on a plane and vanish? |
01:16:55 |
If that's what you wanted to do. |
01:16:58 |
No, I mean, I'm just sayin'. |
01:17:01 |
'Cause in a couple of days, |
01:17:03 |
and take cooking classes |
01:17:05 |
In a few days? |
01:17:10 |
He asked me to ask you |
01:17:13 |
so he can take care |
01:17:15 |
Loose ends? |
01:17:18 |
You know, he said he had to get |
01:17:38 |
It's a goddamn steal. The guy said |
01:17:42 |
He'll let me have it for 65 |
01:17:44 |
between me and him for the rest. |
01:17:46 |
The guy's desperate. The house |
01:17:49 |
- I just have to make the 40. |
01:17:53 |
- What the hell you gonna do up there? |
01:17:56 |
Lend me five, I'll give you |
01:18:01 |
I don't have it. |
01:18:12 |
Don't you wanna know |
01:18:16 |
It's for this real dream house |
01:18:22 |
How much does he want for her? |
01:18:27 |
More than I got. |
01:18:30 |
- You gonna help me or not? |
01:18:47 |
How much am I goin' for? |
01:18:51 |
- Forty thousand. |
01:18:54 |
Knocked down from 75. |
01:18:57 |
Must be out of season. |
01:19:03 |
- Where'd you get it? |
01:19:08 |
I could only come up with $27,500. |
01:19:13 |
Jesus Christ. |
01:19:27 |
I just thought of somethin'. |
01:19:30 |
This thing comes off, people say |
01:19:34 |
You can say, "From the money store, |
01:19:37 |
- No, I'd never say that. |
01:19:40 |
- Tell Frank to pick me up at home. |
01:19:42 |
Look, I just spent a year |
01:19:45 |
- Now, what, you're gonna buy me? |
01:19:49 |
Frank kept you, not me. |
01:19:52 |
If you wanna get some air, |
01:19:55 |
I'm not stopping you. |
01:19:58 |
I can't go through with this. |
01:20:03 |
Take it. |
01:20:19 |
Don't be a stranger. |
01:21:13 |
I got a sense of deja vu. |
01:21:16 |
Me too. |
01:21:20 |
- You got the money? |
01:21:23 |
Right. |
01:21:26 |
Now I gotta get my big fuckin' ape |
01:21:28 |
Maybe she's there, |
01:21:33 |
Well, guess what. |
01:21:35 |
I'm not even gonna |
01:21:38 |
I told you once before... |
01:21:40 |
don't ever disrespect me, |
01:21:43 |
If you do, |
01:21:52 |
Get in the car. |
01:21:58 |
- Get in the car. |
01:22:01 |
You're shit. |
01:22:16 |
What's up, Mad Dog? |
01:22:20 |
The 7th Cavalry. |
01:22:22 |
What's that make us, |
01:22:33 |
You think we're gonna have |
01:22:43 |
We'll go away. |
01:22:47 |
We'll get her. |
01:22:51 |
A hit and run, a mugging. |
01:22:54 |
Do you know what botulism is? |
01:22:57 |
We can get her with soup. |
01:23:01 |
Get you too. |
01:23:05 |
Accidents happen all the time. |
01:23:09 |
Then let's end it today. |
01:23:12 |
Fine. Bring her down. |
01:23:14 |
I can't be alone anymore. |
01:23:16 |
- That's your fuckin' problem. |
01:23:20 |
- You and me? |
01:23:23 |
- Hey, grow up. |
01:23:28 |
I'll fuckin' kill you! |
01:23:30 |
l... I don't! |
01:23:32 |
- I'll fuckin' kill you right now! |
01:23:34 |
- I'll shoot you and eat my fuckin' gun! |
01:23:38 |
- Fight me! |
01:23:41 |
Come on, Wayne. |
01:23:43 |
- Fight me for her! |
01:23:46 |
- That's playground, Wayne. |
01:23:49 |
- It's getting real crazy here. |
01:23:51 |
- Wayne, come on, man. |
01:23:53 |
- Wayne. |
01:23:58 |
Put it down. |
01:24:02 |
Put it down, put it down. |
01:24:04 |
- Put it down, man. |
01:24:09 |
Get him, Frank! |
01:24:17 |
Wayne, get that piece of shit! |
01:24:20 |
- Come on, Wayne! |
01:24:22 |
Hit him, Wayne! |
01:24:28 |
Fuckin' A, Frank! |
01:24:33 |
- You fuckin' piece of garbage! |
01:24:36 |
- Kick him, Frankie! Go ahead! |
01:24:39 |
- Get that garbage! Get him, Wayne! |
01:24:48 |
Look what she's doin' to us, man. |
01:24:50 |
Look what she's doin' |
01:24:52 |
- Then quit. |
01:24:55 |
- Come on, Wayne! |
01:24:57 |
Stay down, Wayne. |
01:25:03 |
- Grab him! |
01:25:04 |
- Grab him! |
01:25:05 |
- Go for it! |
01:25:09 |
Break loose, baby! |
01:25:11 |
Here he goes! |
01:25:18 |
Hit him again! |
01:25:27 |
All right, Wayne! |
01:25:38 |
Kill him, Wayne! |
01:25:40 |
Don't let him up! |
01:25:48 |
Stop! Stop it! |
01:25:50 |
He'll kill you sooner or later. |
01:25:52 |
- I'm goin' with him. Come on, Frank. |
01:25:56 |
- No! No! |
01:25:58 |
- Come on! |
01:26:00 |
- Yes, I am. |
01:26:03 |
It's not over till |
01:26:06 |
- Come on, Frank. |
01:26:09 |
Now, come on, let's go. |
01:26:14 |
Shut up. |
01:26:19 |
Take her and choke on her. |
01:26:22 |
What? |
01:26:24 |
I wash my hands on both of ya. |
01:26:34 |
The expediter of your dreams, pal. |
01:26:41 |
Kill that fuckin' cop. |
01:26:45 |
Frankie, what's the matter |
01:26:47 |
Come on, break it up, |
01:26:51 |
That's enough! |
01:27:01 |
- What about accidents? |
01:27:05 |
Do you see who I run with? |
01:27:08 |
This is my life. |
01:27:15 |
- I lost a fuckin' tooth. |
01:27:20 |
I thought we might wind up |
01:27:27 |
Let's go. |
01:27:44 |
- You all right? |
01:27:47 |
Way to go, Mad Dog. |
01:28:33 |
What are you gonna do? |
01:28:44 |
Let's go home. |
01:28:47 |
Come on. |