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00:00:24 Honey, I need more.
00:00:34 This is gonna
00:00:36 Want a sandwich?
00:00:36 Maybe later.
00:00:38 Okay.
00:00:48 Hey.
00:00:52 Baby, where are
00:00:54 We gotta go.
00:01:11 Mom?
00:01:14 You're having
00:01:15 No shit.
00:01:17 We're gonna have to have a
00:01:21 Yeah. That's clearly the biggest
00:01:23 Go back to bed.
00:01:25 Mom!
00:01:44 Whew.
00:02:03 Okay.
00:02:05 Quiet.
00:02:13 Guess what I got for you!
00:02:16 Ooh! Look what I got ya!
00:02:19 Cat.
00:02:22 Oh! Good!
00:02:26 There we go.
00:02:27 Nice Rufus.
00:02:29 See ya later.
00:02:31 Attention all units.
00:02:32 Arrest authorized.
00:02:34 You set?
00:02:49 I have this theory.
00:02:51 Crime is contagious.
00:02:54 It's like it can just
00:02:57 and it-- People can
00:03:02 And when they catch it,
00:03:05 And then they change...
00:03:10 The truth is we're all
00:03:13 We don't want to
00:03:16 but it is.
00:03:19 I realized it
00:03:21 at Mindy and Bryce Arbogast's
00:03:23 There you are!
00:03:25 Hi.
00:03:28 Sorry I'm late.
00:03:29 Oh, my God.
00:03:30 I want you to now
00:03:32 What for?
00:03:35 He's--he's great.
00:03:39 Hey, listen, I know
00:03:40 but if Don wants to play,
00:03:43 Oh, I--I'm sure he will,
00:03:45 he's got a whole bunch of big
00:03:47 Yeah.
00:03:48 Uh-huh.
00:03:49 Oh, it's gonna be great.
00:03:51 You're gonna be great!
00:03:52 Now--
00:03:53 About the realtor.
00:03:54 I am okay about
00:03:56 They're big,
00:03:58 But I would've
00:04:00 Mindy--
00:04:04 Oh, my God.
00:04:08 It's not even
00:04:09 I'm sure Don was
00:04:11 To tell you the truth,
00:04:16 I got downsized.
00:04:20 You're selling our house?
00:04:22 I'm no longer
00:04:23 I don't bring home
00:04:25 I produce no green.
00:04:27 You just-- You wanna
00:04:30 Why on earth would I
00:04:32 It's over.
00:04:33 What is over?
00:04:35 No.
00:04:36 Don, for God sakes!
00:04:37 You are going
00:04:39 It's been over a year.
00:04:41 I have tried everything
00:04:44 and I have failed,
00:04:45 No, no, no, no!
00:04:47 No! I refuse
00:04:49 Those stupid multinational
00:04:52 So, sweetie,
00:04:54 Really? You know, I am so
00:04:59 Look at this!
00:05:00 We are $286,000
00:05:06 What?
00:05:08 It's over.
00:05:10 Honey, why didn't you tell me?
00:05:12 What? Eating, driving,
00:05:15 We could live on less.
00:05:17 Absolutely. And soon,
00:05:20 You know, hearing their
00:05:21 smelling
00:05:23 But, hey, at least
00:05:25 Of course, we don't
00:05:27 so if you need an X-ray,
00:05:30 We'll do something.
00:05:32 Well, that's good, because
00:05:35 and we're moving into
00:05:36 and soon that box
00:05:38 it's the one they put us
00:05:40 We'll get jobs,
00:05:43 and we're gonna make our payments
00:05:45 Yeah, well, good luck,
00:05:51 You've been out of
00:05:53 Well, I've raised
00:05:55 and made a home.
00:05:57 My daughter is
00:05:59 and my son is
00:06:00 and my husband is,
00:06:04 on the sofa right now.
00:06:06 Your degree is in
00:06:08 Yes.
00:06:10 Sort of a slow sector
00:06:14 And your typing
00:06:16 Are you proficient on
00:06:19 I'm good at Google.
00:06:23 Look, the truth is people
00:06:26 are generally considered...
00:06:29 Are you aware that statement
00:06:33 See?
00:06:35 And you don't even
00:06:37 A drug test?
00:06:39 What kind of drugs
00:06:41 Hello?
00:06:44 How old am I?
00:06:48 No, I haven't worked
00:06:49 I've enjoyed some wonderful
00:06:52 Not yours.
00:06:53 As a waitress,
00:06:58 I don't think
00:07:02 Of course I understand
00:07:03 Yes.
00:07:05 Suppose I was willing
00:07:11 Selina. Hi.
00:07:12 What are you doing here?
00:07:15 That's the third one.
00:07:16 Oh, God, I'm sorry.
00:07:18 I've cleaned your house.
00:07:19 Of course.
00:07:21 Honestly, Selina, I don't really
00:07:25 but as soon as we do--
00:07:26 if you need any kind
00:07:28 I want cash.
00:07:29 I want cash, too.
00:07:31 Obviously, I don't
00:07:33 I did the work.
00:07:36 How about I come clean your house
00:07:39 My house
00:07:42 Ah!
00:07:45 That's yours.
00:07:46 Enjoy.
00:07:48 Okay?
00:07:51 Oh, God.
00:07:52 Don't you know how
00:07:56 We need benefits.
00:07:58 I know some place.
00:08:01 It's work like mine,
00:08:03 Why don't you do it?
00:08:05 They won't hire people
00:08:08 You have a criminal record?
00:08:09 Arson.
00:08:11 Long story.
00:08:13 Tell me about the job.
00:08:15 I didn't even know what the
00:08:18 before I came
00:08:20 Well, they set
00:08:21 and they hold extra cash from all
00:08:26 Yeah--No, I--I asked
00:08:29 Now that could be your
00:08:32 I don't think so.
00:08:35 Oh, we're running
00:08:38 And don't think
00:08:40 Oh, they tell you
00:08:42 but meanwhile,
00:08:44 are keeping track of how many
00:08:47 Ha! This place is like
00:08:51 No windows,
00:08:52 and a shitload of money
00:08:55 The only difference is
00:08:58 Okay, 12.
00:09:00 I'm shifting
00:09:05 Now, keep your head
00:09:07 You know what I mean?
00:09:12 And don't spray directly
00:09:35 The secret here:
00:09:37 Don't want
00:09:40 Don't even think
00:09:42 What you can
00:09:44 what you can want...
00:09:46 is your job.
00:09:49 I do, yes.
00:09:52 I--I am thinking
00:09:55 That's what I'm thinking
00:09:56 Thank you so much
00:10:12 Whoo!
00:10:14 How you doing, Nina?
00:10:15 Not bad.
00:10:17 New girl.
00:10:18 Hey.
00:10:21 Hard to watch, huh?
00:10:26 Worn out.
00:10:30 We get the new bills
00:10:32 There goes your
00:10:35 Oops! That's
00:10:38 Get the one
00:10:46 In.
00:10:48 Whoa.
00:10:51 Let's go!
00:10:58 It may not seem
00:11:00 but I do feel like,
00:11:04 we do something kinda
00:11:08 Oh.
00:11:12 Oh! Oh, God, no!
00:11:18 How's it going?
00:11:19 God.
00:11:27 Hello?
00:11:28 Bridget!
00:11:29 Hi!
00:11:31 I was just thinking
00:11:34 We've got to talk.
00:11:35 Mindy, you know what?
00:11:36 I'm out to dinner
00:11:37 Oh, sorry, I didn't
00:11:39 I'll call you back.
00:11:41 I would love
00:11:43 Lunch? Great.
00:11:44 Well, not tomorrow.
00:11:45 But how about, um...
00:11:49 That would
00:11:51 Anyway...bye.
00:11:53 Bye.
00:12:01 Hey.
00:12:03 How'd it go?
00:12:04 Oh.
00:12:06 Honey.
00:12:08 You wanna
00:12:09 You remember that
00:12:11 on Third World
00:12:13 Yeah.
00:12:15 Then I don't have to
00:12:30 Oh!
00:12:33 Don!
00:12:35 Don! Don!
00:12:37 You wanna know
00:12:40 How the whole thing
00:12:42 Oh.
00:12:44 Looks like we're gonna
00:12:47 Let me show ya. You see?
00:12:54 She went shopping.
00:13:00 There's
00:13:04 that's on display.
00:13:06 See, even if you've
00:13:09 they way they lay it out
00:13:12 makes you want.
00:13:20 Wanting is the root
00:13:24 needing stuff.
00:13:31 I'll tell you what.
00:13:33 They say money can't
00:13:34 but it sure as hell
00:13:46 That's what she said
00:13:48 she was doing when
00:13:50 Just shopping.
00:13:52 Being a good American.
00:13:57 Do you ever
00:14:00 People think that they think
00:14:03 But how often do we really look
00:14:09 Once you start to really
00:14:12 you realize this stuff
00:14:16 Who had it before you?
00:14:17 And what did they
00:14:20 It gets put in places you
00:14:23 When you really stop
00:14:25 money is actually
00:14:27 Well, I mean, we're a consumer
00:14:33 She got consumed.
00:14:37 We receive currency from over a
00:14:43 which arrives here and enters
00:14:49 Utility rooms,
00:14:53 lunchroom,
00:14:54 lockers, stairs,
00:14:58 Everyone, everywhere,
00:15:01 Cash sorted.
00:15:04 We find one of only three
00:15:07 that will open
00:15:09 The Treasury Department
00:15:11 where the second key
00:15:15 decorated 30-year veteran
00:15:18 Lost a tooth taking down
00:15:22 Nighttime. The key is locked
00:15:26 The final step
00:15:29 the shredding room.
00:15:31 And here's the third key
00:15:36 And that's all she wrote.
00:15:37 After this, there's
00:15:55 Oh, this is good.
00:15:57 Okey-dokey. Here we go.
00:16:01 Okay.
00:16:03 Thank you
00:16:05 I'm gonna take
00:16:07 It'll be gone
00:16:09 My best to Bridget.
00:17:10 Oh, I'm sorry,
00:17:12 but it looks like you might
00:17:14 No, that's not mine.
00:17:15 Really?
00:17:16 Money?
00:17:21 I guess I ought to turn it
00:17:23 Oh.
00:17:25 Right.
00:17:28 He's a big fat no.
00:17:46 Oh, she's so
00:17:49 I got this.
00:17:50 Oh, I got it.
00:17:54 Hey, beautiful.
00:17:57 You know, you got me so
00:18:02 You hear me, baby?
00:18:07 You know what I think of
00:18:09 Okay, tell me
00:18:12 I think of years of
00:18:15 Oh. Mmm.
00:18:17 Spit-up on the shoulder
00:18:20 Diarrhea in a diaper,
00:18:23 See, now that's the image
00:18:25 Now what do you want?
00:18:26 Nothing, Nina. You have
00:18:29 Fool.
00:18:30 Hey, call me.
00:18:31 What?
00:18:33 You got to howl
00:18:35 The woman's a working
00:18:37 So?
00:18:38 I'm not your dawg.
00:18:40 More for me.
00:18:43 Oh, boy.
00:18:47 You wanna carpool
00:18:49 Huh?
00:19:01 Oh. Uh...
00:19:03 can I ask you
00:19:04 Excuse me?
00:19:07 Are you ever tempted?
00:19:09 What, him?
00:19:11 You find that
00:19:12 Ecch.
00:19:14 You think what I want
00:19:16 is to lie down under
00:19:18 for three minutes
00:19:19 No, that's not what
00:19:20 I got around plenty in my party
00:19:23 No, no, I meant...
00:19:25 Don't you ever get
00:19:27 a couple hundreds
00:19:29 Okay, I knew you didn't
00:19:32 Huh?
00:19:33 Boy, they are good.
00:19:35 Those guys are sneaky,
00:19:37 What? You think
00:19:40 Or like a mole thing?
00:19:41 No. I'm serious.
00:19:44 I'm asking.
00:19:45 Ever?
00:19:47 Is that what you being
00:19:50 Look, nobody, not once,
00:19:52 has ever beaten the system
00:19:54 So what are you, some kinda
00:19:57 No. That's what's so funny.
00:19:59 You only have to see it.
00:20:01 And you don't think
00:20:02 No.
00:20:03 Because they don't
00:20:10 What?
00:20:11 Uh-uh.
00:20:20 Here, Mom. You need
00:20:22 What is it?
00:20:23 It's a list of weapons
00:20:26 Like there's some weapons
00:20:29 You just have to sign
00:20:30 Oh, I understand.
00:20:34 Hello?
00:20:35 You don't want
00:20:38 I don't wanna go crazy,
00:20:39 and that's what makes
00:20:41 Everybody always
00:20:43 I don't want things
00:20:44 Do you live in America?
00:21:02 Hey, Mom, we got
00:21:04 What's she doing?
00:21:06 Just standing there.
00:21:10 She's our new
00:21:12 Well, she's coming.
00:21:19 Find someone else.
00:21:21 It only works with you in the
00:21:23 It might not even
00:21:25 Maybe I'm crazy.
00:21:33 Okay.
00:21:35 Did you do something
00:21:37 No. You?
00:21:39 How did you get this?
00:21:40 The same as
00:21:42 Master Lock Company,
00:21:44 Completely legal.
00:21:46 The key won't fit.
00:21:48 The Fed resets
00:21:50 and makes their
00:21:53 Just think about it.
00:21:54 I'm not gonna
00:21:55 Oh, okay. That's a good idea.
00:21:57 I won't.
00:21:58 Great. Great.
00:22:00 don't think about it.
00:22:01 Give it up, Miss Daisy!
00:23:20 I have kids!
00:23:21 Yeah, well, so do I!
00:23:23 My husband and I after all these
00:23:26 I'm not talking about your
00:23:29 I'm a single mom.
00:23:31 If this thing goes bad,
00:23:34 Oh.
00:23:37 Now if that happens,
00:23:40 I will kill you.
00:23:43 You scared of me?
00:23:45 Yeah.
00:23:47 Good.
00:23:49 Now, who do we get
00:24:01 Somebody is definitely
00:24:08 Um...
00:24:09 Here, let me
00:24:11 Here you go.
00:24:13 What on earth?
00:24:16 Here.
00:24:20 There you go.
00:24:23 Okay, then.
00:24:35 Well, we're not looking
00:24:38 Well, we didn't
00:24:40 When I was 9 years old,
00:24:42 I found out that every day
00:24:44 I would be sticking
00:24:47 Early onset diabetes.
00:24:56 Okay.
00:24:59 I'm in.
00:25:00 Let's do it.
00:25:02 What?
00:25:04 You don't want
00:25:06 What's there
00:25:07 The...consequences.
00:25:11 Nope.
00:25:12 I'm down.
00:25:14 When do we go?
00:25:16 Well, I don't know.
00:25:17 we have to review
00:25:19 Well, I got the plan.
00:25:20 Do you have the lock?
00:25:22 She has it.
00:25:23 So why not?
00:25:27 "Why not" seems like a really
00:25:29 don't you think?
00:25:30 Why?
00:25:33 Okay.
00:25:36 Why not?
00:25:37 All right.
00:25:39 We need a "go" code.
00:25:40 Okay, I'm sorry,
00:25:42 I don't think we want
00:25:44 saying "Let's rob the Fed
00:25:47 No, you probably don't
00:25:51 There you go.
00:25:52 Thanks.
00:25:57 Okay.
00:25:58 We need a code word
00:26:00 Um, like...
00:26:02 Yeah. Liftoff.
00:26:04 That comes up really
00:26:07 Right.
00:26:07 'Cause you don't want it to be
00:26:09 You know, like, if our
00:26:12 and I saw you and I said, "Hey,
00:26:16 and then you go and you
00:26:18 that could be
00:26:19 The last time somebody
00:26:21 was about seven years
00:26:23 And I don't want
00:26:25 It's been seven years
00:26:27 since you had sex?
00:26:28 All right. Can we just
00:26:30 I think that the signal
00:26:33 a gesture, basically.
00:26:37 How about something
00:26:39 into some sort of
00:26:41 How about something
00:26:43 um, I don't know,
00:26:48 See?
00:26:49 Right.
00:26:53 Works for me.
00:26:54 Yeah. Mm-hmm.
00:26:56 So...that's it, then.
00:26:58 We're good to go.
00:27:05 I know.
00:27:06 Um...
00:27:08 Jackie?
00:27:09 We need to talk to you
00:27:11 Okay.
00:27:12 It's none of our
00:27:14 It is our business.
00:27:15 We could go to jail.
00:27:17 Plus it's stupid.
00:27:20 If we see any signs
00:27:21 are affecting your
00:27:24 In any way--
00:27:26 We're gonna pull
00:27:27 Do you
00:27:29 Yeah. No warnings,
00:27:32 You mess up, it's over.
00:27:35 Is this like an
00:27:38 You damn right.
00:27:42 Wow.
00:27:44 I guess I
00:27:45 but I was just really...
00:27:48 touched.
00:27:50 That they would take the trouble
00:27:55 This takeover bid
00:27:58 I think the CEO has
00:28:01 And honestly,
00:28:02 the whole board ought
00:28:04 Yeah, right.
00:28:06 Like white guys are
00:28:08 20 years?
00:28:10 if we stole a candy bar
00:28:12 Hey! You listen to me!
00:28:14 You ain't no man
00:28:16 Ain't no men in prison.
00:28:18 Just corpses don't know
00:28:20 Now that is not who
00:28:22 I don't care what I gotta do,
00:28:24 Do you hear me?
00:28:28 I was gonna go steal
00:28:30 but now I won't.
00:28:37 Come here.
00:28:56 Okay.
00:28:59 That's good.
00:29:18 What?
00:29:21 You got a boyfriend?
00:30:07 What happened?
00:30:08 Just quit yelling.
00:30:09 I'm not yelling!
00:30:11 Shh! Quiet.
00:30:13 Do you want to tell us
00:30:19 I had a bad feeling.
00:30:21 You had a...bad feeling.
00:30:24 I take my feelings
00:30:26 So nobody...said
00:30:29 No.
00:30:30 I had a bad feeling.
00:30:34 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:30:36 That's it.
00:30:37 No, no, wait!
00:30:38 Huh? The alarms?
00:30:41 Dimwit junkie alert!
00:30:46 What the hell
00:30:49 Seriously, it was
00:30:56 Quit pissing
00:30:58 It's in your contract.
00:31:00 Section 41:
00:31:04 to full random
00:31:07 Everyone, everywhere,
00:31:11 Let's go.
00:31:12 Ma'am?
00:31:14 Thank you.
00:31:16 Come on, let's go.
00:32:42 # I got a woman
00:32:49 # She got the money,
00:32:56 # Called my baby
00:33:04 # She told me, "Daddy,
00:33:11 # She got the money,
00:33:14 # She got the money,
00:33:18 # She got the money,
00:33:25 4-9-3-7.
00:33:27 49-37.
00:33:39 Hold on.
00:33:48 Thanks.
00:33:49 It's my job.
00:33:53 Right.
00:33:56 Back to work, then.
00:34:01 # She's all mine,
00:34:09 # She's the best woman
00:34:16 # She's all mine,
00:34:19 # She's all mine,
00:34:23 # She's all mine,
00:34:26 4937.
00:34:27 4937.
00:34:28 4937.
00:34:45 Tilt down a little.
00:34:49 Down.
00:34:50 Sorry?
00:34:54 Zoom in.
00:34:57 What we really need
00:35:04 Amateur.
00:35:07 # Don't have to worry
00:35:14 # I know my baby
00:35:22 # She give me a Cadillac,
00:35:29 # She told me, "Daddy, don't
00:35:36 # She got the money,
00:35:40 # She got the money,
00:35:43 # She got the money,
00:36:01 # Oh, come on, come on #
00:36:09 # She got the money,
00:36:19 # Oh, stop your train #
00:36:34 # Oh, stop your train #
00:36:44 # Whoo ooh #
00:36:50 Shh!
00:36:56 Now I've got two reasons
00:37:00 I'm gotta get myself
00:37:02 I know.
00:37:03 I bet Victoria never had
00:37:07 I can't get this in there.
00:37:08 Oh, that hurts.
00:37:10 We've gotta hurry.
00:37:13 Okay, there we go.
00:37:16 All right, now everybody
00:37:29 Next up?
00:37:55 Ahem.
00:37:57 Okay, thank you.
00:37:59 Thank you.
00:38:02 How you doing today?
00:38:04 I'm good. You?
00:38:05 I'm...
00:38:11 I'm good.
00:38:13 Good.
00:38:16 I think you are
00:38:18 You're so...
00:38:19 polite.
00:38:21 Next!
00:38:24 What goes around
00:38:26 Too true.
00:38:31 Spoken like
00:38:32 I don't want to be forward and
00:38:35 Mrs. Cardigan!
00:38:51 Oh--
00:39:02 I think you
00:39:04 Oh.
00:39:06 Thank you, Mr. Glover.
00:39:08 Everyone, everywhere,
00:39:11 Carry on.
00:39:18 I was wondering maybe...
00:39:21 What?
00:39:22 Oh. Uh...no.
00:39:29 "Do you like jazz?"
00:39:30 Shut up!
00:39:32 Next!
00:39:39 Okay, wait a second.
00:39:41 183 equals...
00:39:45 Can everyone count
00:39:47 What's up with all
00:39:50 I was in a hurry.
00:39:51 We're gonna have to get
00:39:53 Only large bills.
00:39:56 Okay. I have $32,000.
00:39:59 31.
00:40:04 Damn.
00:40:05 What's the matter?
00:40:06 If we each give her one,
00:40:08 which is 333 each.
00:40:10 There's gonna be
00:40:13 I might have change.
00:40:15 Keep the change.
00:40:20 # The best things
00:40:24 # But you can give them
00:40:26 Gimme the money, baby!
00:40:30 Let's see mama
00:40:33 # That's what I want #
00:40:38 Don.
00:40:41 Hi.
00:40:44 Wanna lap dance?
00:40:46 # That's what I want #
00:40:49 # That's what I want #
00:40:52 You know something?
00:40:53 you would have been
00:40:55 Oh, forgive me for getting
00:40:58 when somebody I'm married to
00:41:00 Don!
00:41:01 This money doesn't even
00:41:03 That's the beauty
00:41:04 Look at it.
00:41:07 It's gonna be shredded.
00:41:08 So what do we do?
00:41:10 It goes to another bank.
00:41:12 So what do they do?
00:41:14 They pull it
00:41:16 It's like we're stealing
00:41:19 In fact, it's not even
00:41:21 It's more like
00:41:23 Oh, recycling!
00:41:25 Yeah, your defense attorney's
00:41:27 I'm not gonna
00:41:28 My God, Don, we're
00:41:30 We have signals
00:41:31 We have a system here
00:41:34 Oh, please, God. Tell me you're
00:41:37 What--what, do you think
00:41:39 Of course we're going
00:41:41 At least until we get
00:41:42 Four or five more times.
00:41:44 Nina gets school paper,
00:41:45 and Jackie, honestly,
00:41:47 what the hell
00:41:48 You know something?
00:41:50 Honey, you see
00:41:53 Let me just ask you.
00:41:55 Do you walk away? No.
00:41:57 You know, I guess
00:41:59 on whether or not
00:42:01 were locked inside
00:42:03 Honestly! When you have spent
00:42:07 the whole
00:42:08 doesn't seem like
00:42:11 What about the overall
00:42:13 What?
00:42:14 You know that they print
00:42:17 relating to assets in
00:42:19 Uh-huh. Where?
00:42:21 Yes!
00:42:23 you could be throwing off
00:42:25 You could be endangering the
00:42:28 Don, I am gonna keep
00:42:31 The yen is just gonna
00:42:35 See, the problem is
00:42:36 we just don't accept
00:42:39 or financial aid
00:42:41 I won't be needing
00:42:43 I'm sorry?
00:42:45 I can pay now...
00:42:47 Oh.
00:42:49 I might also be inclined
00:42:50 to make a significant donation
00:42:53 if my sons were using it.
00:42:56 Well, that would...
00:42:58 be a different situation
00:43:00 Can I pay you in crack?
00:43:04 I'm just kidding with you.
00:43:05 Oh.
00:43:09 It has to be under ten.
00:43:11 Anything over 10,000 is
00:43:14 I know.
00:43:16 I'm gonna keep the engine
00:43:18 Relax.
00:43:20 We're making a deposit, Don.
00:43:22 That's not even funny.
00:43:24 Honey, you know what?
00:43:26 or I'm gonna have to
00:43:27 When did you even start
00:43:28 I'm kidding you.
00:43:30 But really, sweetie,
00:43:31 I'm the only person in the
00:43:35 Why can't you
00:43:36 I have no idea
00:43:39 but I'm enormously
00:43:42 Really?
00:43:44 No, you are amazing.
00:43:46 Really? Are you
00:43:47 Tell me again.
00:43:51 Oh, my God.
00:43:52 When was the last time
00:43:54 We've never done it
00:43:55 It'd be so stupid
00:43:58 'cause we have a house.
00:43:59 Oh, God,
00:44:01 We have a house.
00:44:02 Let's go do it
00:44:04 You know what?
00:44:05 They got a park
00:44:07 Oh, that is such
00:44:09 Okay, which ones do you want me
00:44:11 Baby, keep that
00:44:16 Shh.
00:44:25 # Hot change #
00:44:27 # Got it right
00:44:29 # And a rang-a-tang Joe #
00:44:31 # Is a ring-a-ding mood #
00:44:34 # A little racka tacka
00:44:36 Thanks.
00:44:39 # A racka tacka
00:44:41 # A racka tacka
00:44:43 # Everybody wanna
00:44:46 # Right away,
00:44:47 # Everybody wanna
00:44:51 Next!
00:44:52 # Everybody wanna be
00:44:55 # Everybody wanna
00:44:57 # If you wanna be rich
00:44:59 # I believe I'd rather
00:45:02 # If you wanna be rich
00:45:04 # I believe I'd rather
00:45:06 # A racka tacka tacka
00:45:08 # It's a racka tacka
00:45:11 # A racka tacka tacka
00:45:13 # It's a racka tacka
00:45:15 Here's to a job
00:45:18 Unbelievable,
00:45:20 and thankfully
00:45:28 Well, I think we should
00:45:35 Oh, no.
00:45:37 No, that's--that's
00:45:39 Yeah. He's right.
00:45:41 We were supposed
00:45:42 you know, get what
00:45:44 I think we need more, right?
00:45:47 I could use more.
00:45:50 More wouldn't hurt.
00:45:53 No. See, don't
00:45:55 See, that's how
00:45:57 Exactly. I think we're
00:45:59 Don! You've worked your ass
00:46:03 So you can see your wife
00:46:05 And Nina?
00:46:06 You've spent years
00:46:09 throwing money into
00:46:10 so your boys could
00:46:11 and were they one bit
00:46:13 Jackie.
00:46:15 There must be something
00:46:17 wanted to do
00:46:18 Yes. I wanna see Brazil
00:46:23 and India--
00:46:25 Actually, there is no
00:46:27 What?
00:46:30 It's--it's either the Czech
00:46:32 Since when?
00:46:35 1992.
00:46:36 India's still there,
00:46:39 Yes. Yes.
00:46:41 I wanna see those places for myself.
00:46:43 And I don't care
00:46:45 just as long as I don't have
00:46:49 What's that?
00:46:51 Bob works for Allen
00:46:53 Oh. Oh.
00:46:55 Don.
00:46:57 Is it wrong? Is it really, really,
00:47:01 Long-term financial
00:47:04 How about long-term
00:47:07 Because that's where we're
00:47:08 Never having
00:47:10 about sickness, old age, the real
00:47:14 your kids in college,
00:47:15 and a master bath
00:47:17 What?
00:47:18 You almost sounded rational
00:47:20 A walk-in closet?
00:47:21 We can't spend that money.
00:47:24 I'm sorry.
00:47:25 You know how people
00:47:27 They brag
00:47:29 You don't think it will
00:47:31 Three girls from the Fed start
00:47:34 I mean, if we're
00:47:36 no big-ticket
00:47:37 no lifestyle changes.
00:47:38 We just go slow
00:47:41 Oh, man.
00:47:42 I hate being smart.
00:47:44 When it's enough,
00:47:46 we all move somewhere
00:47:48 we're not supposed to have
00:47:50 Look, Nina, I understand that
00:47:54 and you don't
00:47:56 Wait a minute!
00:47:58 I want to have sex.
00:48:00 Actually, if you can
00:48:02 It's been seven years.
00:48:03 I want it all day
00:48:05 But while we're living
00:48:06 if we're gonna do this, we're
00:48:09 You don't seem
00:48:10 This is my plan.
00:48:13 Okay. So go do your plan!
00:48:15 Oops. You can't, can you?
00:48:18 Not by yourself.
00:48:20 Would you stop fighting?
00:48:21 My way or
00:48:31 Okay.
00:48:33 Could I try
00:48:35 Of course.
00:48:37 Oh, my God.
00:48:39 How much?
00:48:40 62,000.
00:48:43 That's a lot.
00:48:45 You pay for quality.
00:48:54 What?
00:48:57 What are you
00:48:58 Of course I'm not
00:49:00 No?
00:49:01 What's this?
00:49:02 Uh--
00:49:04 Nina, it's nothing.
00:49:06 It's not?
00:49:08 Wow.
00:49:09 Good!
00:49:10 Nina!
00:49:12 That's mine, Nina!
00:49:15 Okay! That was hostile.
00:49:19 Don't spend the money.
00:49:22 Oh!
00:49:48 Sorry I'm late.
00:49:50 Where have you been?
00:49:51 It's 33-40. Here.
00:49:52 No! Don't!
00:49:54 Oh!
00:49:56 Oh, shit!
00:49:57 What?
00:50:02 Oh, shit!
00:50:03 Oh! Oh!
00:50:04 Okay, where's the spare?
00:50:05 It's in the drain.
00:50:06 You didn't get
00:50:07 I already did the first floor.
00:50:10 Do you have Jackie's
00:50:11 No, I never put it
00:50:13 I didn't want anything
00:50:14 Oh, God!
00:50:16 Look, I gotta go.
00:50:18 Okay, go, go, go.
00:50:28 All right, okay.
00:50:31 Um, I'll think
00:50:34 I'll call you
00:50:36 Okay, bye-bye.
00:50:55 Five minutes.
00:51:02 Hey! Hey, what the hell
00:51:04 You're not on
00:51:05 He's got an important
00:51:06 You work here?
00:51:08 Make the call.
00:51:10 You do
00:51:11 Hey, listen you know
00:51:12 Why don't you just put
00:51:14 This is a family
00:51:16 Look around you!
00:51:18 You know, if you
00:51:20 each one of these guys is
00:51:22 Right, fellas?
00:51:23 Fellas?
00:51:25 You're on your own, Spartacus.
00:51:28 They cut benefits, man.
00:51:32 Hey, baby.
00:51:33 Hey, doll face.
00:51:35 Prick.
00:51:59 Don. Don. Don.
00:52:02 What in the hell is that
00:52:09 Oh, that's not it.
00:52:11 Shit!
00:52:14 No!
00:52:16 Bob, no.
00:52:18 No, I can't go down there.
00:52:20 I can't go down there,
00:52:29 You all right?
00:52:30 Huh?
00:52:32 Yeah. Just, you know,
00:52:36 Messes with me
00:52:39 Fantastic. Yes.
00:52:46 Oh! Oh, my--
00:52:48 Mrs. Cardigan.
00:52:51 You spend an unusual amount
00:52:59 Everyone...
00:53:02 everywhere...
00:53:05 ...every minute.
00:53:07 Yeah.
00:53:09 Uh...
00:53:11 are you watching when
00:53:15 I really
00:53:18 maybe you can tell me
00:53:19 why they can't
00:53:21 in such a way as to keep
00:53:24 I'm a college-educated
00:53:27 and I really don't
00:53:30 Maybe--maybe you can
00:53:33 to get what they get
00:53:36 You know what
00:53:37 You and I could hang out.
00:53:38 You can get on the floor
00:53:41 and make a report!
00:53:42 How about that, Mr. Glover?
00:53:45 What about that?
00:53:47 Oh, my God.
00:53:58 Okay.
00:54:00 Think fast.
00:54:03 Hi!
00:54:04 Ooh!
00:54:18 What?
00:54:19 What?
00:54:21 I heard that.
00:54:22 You heard what?
00:54:23 I am married, asshole.
00:54:28 I ought to report you.
00:54:30 What the hell did you
00:54:31 Nothing.
00:54:33 Maybe she reads minds.
00:54:50 You need a hand with that?
00:54:52 No. No, no, no,
00:54:54 Sometimes with these new
00:54:55 No, no, no.
00:54:57 Your carpal tunnel
00:54:58 Oh!
00:55:04 Oh!
00:55:06 Hey!
00:55:07 Seriously, guys!
00:55:10 I'm not your personal
00:55:13 Oh, yes!
00:55:21 Hi.
00:55:22 Slow it down.
00:55:32 Man!
00:55:34 This thing's
00:55:36 Security.
00:55:38 I'll be right back.
00:55:48 Oh! Whose your pick
00:55:51 What playoffs?
00:55:52 Oh!
00:55:55 Oh, my God.
00:55:57 Oh, man.
00:55:58 Oh, my God.
00:56:03 Got it.
00:56:04 Great.
00:56:10 Told you.
00:56:16 # Ain't nobody #
00:56:20 # Can do me like
00:56:23 # Ain't nobody #
00:56:27 Yeah?
00:56:29 Oh, thank God.
00:56:31 They're okay.
00:56:32 Oh, sweetheart.
00:56:35 Oh, yeah!
00:56:39 Oh, God!
00:56:40 Wow.
00:56:49 I'm sorry about your job.
00:56:52 I hated my job.
00:56:57 I used to think
00:57:04 We need to talk.
00:57:08 Look, Barry, I know you're
00:57:11 and I don't want to
00:57:13 but I'm really not in a
00:57:17 Unless you have half a dozen
00:57:21 we need to talk.
00:57:26 Are you ought of your mind?
00:57:28 Look, if you're
00:57:29 I don't need a lecture.
00:57:32 Who else is it?
00:57:33 The trash woman.
00:57:35 I can't tell you that.
00:57:37 Tell them it's over.
00:57:44 What does he mean it's over?
00:57:45 Does it mean he turns
00:57:47 It's over, and nobody
00:57:48 We walk away it's over?
00:57:50 I don't know. I'm just
00:57:51 That's kinda like
00:57:52 Planning my weekend
00:57:55 Okay, okay.
00:57:58 Now now, not here.
00:57:59 I think it meant
00:58:01 Yeah, because?
00:58:02 Because we're
00:58:06 Wow.
00:58:07 And he...
00:58:09 Hmm?
00:58:12 He does like you,
00:58:15 A lot.
00:58:18 Oh, no.
00:58:21 That would be brilliant, Nina.
00:58:23 If you guys got
00:58:25 and then he was
00:58:27 we would be foolproof.
00:58:29 So what are you saying?
00:58:30 Do you know what it is when
00:58:32 Advertising.
00:58:33 Public service?
00:58:35 A good percentage
00:58:37 What is with you people?
00:58:39 Now these are on me.
00:58:49 Look, we got a good thing
00:58:51 And if getting Barry
00:58:53 is the only way
00:58:55 I don't think it's asking too much
00:58:56 Right.
00:58:58 besides, he's
00:59:01 And you know, honey,
00:59:02 We would do this for you.
00:59:04 Except we happen
00:59:05 And of course,
00:59:06 P.S., he doesn't
00:59:08 He might not even
00:59:09 Oh, yeah, right.
00:59:12 Wake up!
00:59:14 He's, like, all over
00:59:16 Nina,
00:59:19 are you worried because
00:59:22 No, Nina, it's just like
00:59:27 Okay, look, I still know
00:59:30 I'm good, I promise you.
00:59:32 I'm good in that
00:59:34 I'm just-- No.
00:59:37 I'm worried about how
00:59:38 Sore.
00:59:40 Rich.
00:59:42 Why don't we just
00:59:45 All right.
00:59:46 Absolutely.
00:59:50 But seven years is a
00:59:53 Let's just leave it that I decide
00:59:58 Just get his
01:00:04 Okay.
01:00:06 All right.
01:00:08 Just like riding
01:00:11 Just like riding a bike.
01:00:14 Okay.
01:00:16 You like riding a bike.
01:00:18 You ain't rode a bike
01:00:19 but it's gonna be okay.
01:00:23 Hi.
01:00:23 Hi there.
01:00:27 Wow.
01:00:28 Um...
01:00:31 you mind if I come in?
01:00:33 It's--it's kinda late.
01:00:35 Um, maybe we could--
01:00:37 Barry, who is it?
01:00:46 I'm sorry. I didn't
01:00:48 She needs someone
01:00:50 Um, maybe we could...
01:00:53 go out somewhere
01:00:55 Why?
01:00:57 Why?
01:01:00 Cards on the table, huh?
01:01:02 Don't you think?
01:01:06 What happened to us
01:01:08 is we found a way to
01:01:12 I mean, have you ever
01:01:14 What if you could have
01:01:16 I think about it
01:01:22 So what do you want?
01:01:32 Wow.
01:01:36 I'm so sorry.
01:01:43 What the hell is
01:01:45 I--I beg your pardon?
01:01:46 Are you demented?
01:01:50 I know.
01:01:51 Well? Are you afraid of her?
01:01:53 I'm a little afraid
01:01:56 I don't think you're gay.
01:01:58 Thank you.
01:01:59 Yeah, so you get the girl,
01:02:01 So what's the problem, huh?
01:02:06 Okay. He'll join up.
01:02:08 He just doesn't want sex
01:02:12 You're kidding.
01:02:13 No.
01:02:15 It's possible I'm gonna
01:02:17 and they're gonna find
01:02:20 blocking the blood
01:02:23 He says you're worth
01:02:27 He said that?
01:02:28 Yes.
01:02:31 Oh, he sounds like
01:02:35 Yeah.
01:02:36 You should just tell him
01:02:38 Now?
01:02:40 Yeah.
01:02:41 He probably thinks I'm--
01:02:44 I told Prince Charming
01:02:46 He didn't say that.
01:02:48 I told him I'm a whore.
01:02:50 No, no, no. Come on.
01:02:51 Don't get neurotic. I mean, really.
01:02:53 Okay, forget about it.
01:02:55 All right?
01:03:05 There's a random
01:03:06 So Friday, yeah?
01:03:09 Works for me.
01:03:11 Okay, is that it, Friday?
01:03:12 Friday's good, right?
01:03:18 This one's yours, right?
01:03:19 Yeah, thank you.
01:03:23 Look, I really
01:03:25 You did what you
01:03:27 No.
01:03:29 I'm not...like that.
01:03:32 And I know you
01:03:34 Maybe you got
01:03:36 I never said
01:03:39 I just didn't want you
01:03:43 Well, look,
01:03:46 start from scratch.
01:04:11 Aah!
01:04:13 Oh!
01:04:14 Sorry.
01:04:15 No, no, that's fine.
01:04:18 We'll be out in a minute.
01:04:20 No, no, please,
01:04:22 Are you kidding me?
01:04:24 Yeah, we got federal crimes,
01:04:27 and now people having sex
01:04:29 I know.
01:04:31 Oh, come on, Bridget.
01:04:34 Are you really fine
01:04:36 Well, actually, I'm sort of hoping
01:04:39 and let us start spending
01:04:43 What?
01:04:44 I don't know.
01:04:49 What?
01:04:51 Actually, I thought
01:04:55 And all I could
01:04:56 was try to make her
01:05:00 All right, everyone,
01:05:03 What you need
01:05:05 Hold up.
01:05:06 What you need
01:05:09 A rich one.
01:05:10 Someone who's
01:05:11 gets you gifts,
01:05:13 pays for your kids' tuition
01:05:16 And what you need
01:05:19 Hey, man,
01:05:22 Day trading, all right?
01:05:24 If anybody asks, you're
01:05:26 If somebody
01:05:28 just tell them the market's
01:05:31 Can you write that down?
01:05:32 Yes.
01:05:33 Barry,
01:05:35 your mom's gonna get
01:05:37 Huge.
01:05:39 Of course I will be doing
01:05:40 freelance corporate
01:05:43 which we will have
01:05:44 Okay.
01:05:46 We all have jobs
01:05:48 or the appearance
01:05:49 Isn't he just great?
01:05:52 Hot damn. We're finally
01:05:57 # I used to go out
01:06:01 # And stand around #
01:06:06 It's kinda hard to think
01:06:09 # To really get down #
01:06:13 # But my body #
01:06:16 # Yearned to be free #
01:06:20 # I went off on the floor #
01:06:24 # So somebody
01:06:28 # No more standing #
01:06:30 It got be kinda
01:06:31 Hmm.
01:06:33 # Beside the wall #
01:06:36 # Now I got myself
01:06:38 Of course we had problems,
01:06:41 Like where to put it all.
01:06:46 # There's always a chance #
01:06:51 We had it down
01:06:55 The perfect money machine.
01:06:59 # Move your body,
01:07:02 # And dance all night #
01:07:06 # To the grooving #
01:07:09 # Feel all right #
01:07:13 Aw.
01:07:15 # Oh, yeah #
01:07:21 Money...
01:07:22 happiness.
01:07:23 Don't let anybody
01:07:32 What is Marjorie
01:07:35 Oh!
01:07:36 I am so happy for you!
01:07:38 Are you?
01:07:39 Thank you.
01:07:41 The good stuff,
01:07:43 The good stuff!
01:07:48 Hi, Bridget.
01:07:51 Hi. How are you?
01:07:53 Oh, hi!
01:07:57 Oh, how are you?
01:08:02 Hey.
01:08:04 You having fun?
01:08:07 You're not gonna believe this.
01:08:08 Tom Gaffney just
01:08:10 Senior VP, head of
01:08:14 They're impressed by how well
01:08:17 Take it, Don.
01:08:19 You think?
01:08:20 Is it weird wanting to sit in an
01:08:24 You're a manager.
01:08:27 It's a pay cut.
01:08:29 We're gonna have to pretend
01:08:30 Yeah, I know.
01:08:32 You know,
01:08:33 Seriously.
01:08:35 I mean, we could
01:08:36 being upper middle class
01:08:39 Honey, I don't know.
01:08:40 I hate cleaning toilets,
01:08:44 Well, think about it.
01:08:51 Do you know that guy?
01:08:54 No. Why?
01:08:57 I don't know.
01:08:58 Oh, my God!
01:09:00 Oh! This is
01:09:06 Oh, my God!
01:09:08 Thanks.
01:09:11 Good for you guys.
01:09:13 Oh, that's great.
01:09:15 Yes, girl! Uh-huh!
01:09:18 Green-level
01:09:19 like this
01:09:21 are not allowed
01:09:25 Transitions to
01:09:28 are modeled after Federal
01:09:35 ...red IDs to ascend
01:09:39 It was that guy...
01:09:41 showing up.
01:09:44 The thing about
01:09:45 is you drop in
01:09:49 Bam!
01:09:50 Oh! Jesus!
01:09:52 I just came from
01:09:54 I was dropping off
01:09:55 when all of
01:09:56 Glover comes
01:09:57 Aah!
01:09:58 Shh!
01:10:04 Just be quiet.
01:10:09 Okay.
01:10:10 What did you mean,
01:10:13 This guy was looking
01:10:20 I take my feelings
01:10:23 Okay, Jackie, but let's
01:10:26 Yeah, yeah. You said you
01:10:29 You don't know why
01:10:31 It could be nothing.
01:10:32 It is not nothing.
01:10:34 All right, we're just going
01:10:39 Okay?
01:10:41 All right.
01:10:47 Okay.
01:10:51 Ah! Service employees who
01:10:55 are given yellow
01:10:57 A yellow badge is only
01:11:01 under red-level
01:11:03 Yellow badge employees are
01:11:06 in national
01:11:08 for criminal
01:11:11 It turns out
01:11:16 That's a joke.
01:11:20 Whoa, whoa.
01:11:22 Aah!
01:11:23 Whoopsie!
01:11:28 Oh, I think we're all safe
01:11:32 Uh-huh.
01:11:34 Let's go right. Moving on.
01:11:35 Step right this way.
01:11:39 So as you can see,
01:11:42 there is simply no
01:11:44 which is why there's
01:11:46 of even a single note
01:11:49 and there never will be.
01:11:50 Right.
01:11:53 Look,
01:11:56 these are not
01:12:00 They would have to
01:12:02 which I just told you
01:12:04 You're talking about
01:12:07 change trash bags.
01:12:07 They push carts around,
01:12:10 drop paper in a hole
01:12:14 You got to admit it's
01:12:16 Impressive?
01:12:18 Yeah, I mean, these people
01:12:19 enormous sums of
01:12:22 and no one can
01:12:23 Isn't that odd? Are you
01:12:25 Yes. So what we need to
01:12:28 find out what
01:12:30 We have...for months.
01:12:32 You've been watching
01:12:36 and nobody told me?
01:12:37 Yeah. We believe one of your
01:12:40 We had to assume the entire
01:12:43 How the hell dare you come
01:12:46 when you have nothing?
01:12:48 No evidence.
01:12:50 They could have gotten this
01:12:51 They--they could be involved
01:12:54 Well, they could have gotten
01:12:57 but they work at a bank.
01:12:59 Actually, your bank.
01:13:00 You listen to me.
01:13:02 I run the tightest lockdown
01:13:05 And until you can
01:13:06 you get your glorified
01:13:10 and let some real men
01:13:17 You know, I hope for
01:13:18 and I hope this place is as airtight
01:13:21 and I hope that you're
01:13:24 to steal from
01:13:25 because that
01:13:26 punishable to the fullest
01:13:29 You will be
01:13:35 He's a Federal Bank
01:13:37 Mindy Arbogast called
01:13:41 He's talking to
01:13:42 What was he asking?
01:13:44 How we make our money.
01:13:47 Are you sure it's
01:13:49 Yes. Yes, I am sure it's
01:13:52 All right.
01:13:53 is we need to talk
01:13:54 We'll give ourselves up.
01:13:55 We are not going
01:13:58 No. No, no, honey,
01:14:00 Look, we still have most
01:14:03 So we'll give it back,
01:14:04 and we'll negotiate
01:14:06 you know,
01:14:07 or something like that,
01:14:08 Don, I can't do that.
01:14:11 Bridget, please.
01:14:12 We have so few
01:14:14 Honey, it's not
01:14:17 It's a federal crime.
01:14:18 Don! We can't turn
01:14:23 they're gonna take
01:14:30 And, uh...
01:14:33 she'd kill me.
01:14:37 No. Bob...
01:14:40 it is not a surveillance blimp.
01:14:42 Don?
01:14:44 Don't worry.
01:14:45 I'm going to jail.
01:14:48 No. No.
01:15:00 I am telling you
01:15:02 they would have
01:15:04 and they're
01:15:05 So I'm saying
01:15:07 Everybody spent within
01:15:10 Do investments count
01:15:13 What investments?
01:15:15 You said be
01:15:17 No, we didn't.
01:15:19 We said pretend to be a day trader.
01:15:22 Well, I was...
01:15:24 you know, getting
01:15:26 And I set up
01:15:27 The Bob Fund.
01:15:29 Oh, good God!
01:15:30 I am making 17%.
01:15:33 Did you ever invest amounts
01:15:37 Oh, hell yeah!
01:15:38 Like big mondo
01:15:40 Yeah, totally!
01:15:42 I'm looking to make
01:15:45 You think I like thinking
01:15:47 from nine to five every day
01:15:53 This is bad, right?
01:15:56 Transactions
01:15:58 are automatically
01:16:01 How many times
01:16:02 Well, I didn't--
01:16:04 Look, you cannot blame me
01:16:08 That would not
01:16:09 All right, look,
01:16:11 it doesn't prove
01:16:13 They can't arrest us
01:16:15 What about the piles of
01:16:18 I mean, you don't think that
01:16:21 Uh, well--
01:16:22 We're gonna have to
01:16:23 No. We'll take it
01:16:25 We'll run. We'll get
01:16:27 Good.
01:16:29 What do you mean run?
01:16:30 What so we tell our kids?
01:16:31 Like they ever call us?
01:16:32 It's too late.
01:16:35 There was blimp over our house.
01:16:40 Come on.
01:16:41 Bridget, please.
01:16:44 We worked so hard.
01:16:45 And that's it?
01:16:48 Whew!
01:16:52 We'll be all right.
01:16:54 She'll--she'll do it...
01:16:55 Did you say 17%?
01:16:57 17%.
01:16:59 My God,
01:17:03 What, are you mad, babe?
01:17:06 This is crazy.
01:17:08 Listen, Nina,
01:17:10 I know cops from work,
01:17:12 how they do things.
01:17:15 What happens when they
01:17:16 is they try and get one of us
01:17:19 testify.
01:17:21 The thing is
01:17:25 Whoever rolls over first
01:17:28 First-time offender,
01:17:31 they might deal you down to
01:17:35 I can't--
01:17:37 We're all grownups here.
01:17:38 We did what we did.
01:17:41 The boys...
01:17:44 you should know
01:17:52 We could do it, you know.
01:17:54 Get away.
01:17:58 I don't want to.
01:17:59 No?
01:18:01 I mean, I'm sorry,
01:18:02 I can't live with it just hanging
01:18:06 I'm not sorry
01:18:07 but I really...
01:18:10 I'd really like this
01:18:22 Hang on.
01:18:24 Yeah, we are in
01:18:26 No, we're not
01:18:27 Yeah, we are.
01:18:31 What?
01:18:35 No!
01:18:36 God, what an idiot.
01:18:53 Honey, I need more.
01:19:36 Mom?
01:19:55 Okay.
01:19:57 Shh. Quiet.
01:19:59 Good Rufus.
01:20:05 Okay. They're
01:20:22 Wow.
01:20:27 Beautiful, doll.
01:20:31 Uh-oh.
01:20:32 This is the police.
01:20:37 ...stop your vehicle.
01:20:40 Exit with your hands
01:20:42 Now we're under
01:20:53 Freeze!
01:20:55 Keep your hands
01:21:04 Freeze!
01:21:09 Drop it!
01:21:12 Hold it!
01:21:14 Mom, what's going on?
01:21:16 Stay in the house, boys.
01:21:21 We're going in.
01:21:34 Wow.
01:21:38 Kansas City Police!
01:21:41 Up here.
01:21:56 Hi.
01:21:57 Um...
01:21:59 I don't suppose anyone's
01:22:04 No?
01:22:08 Okay...
01:22:09 Miss...Capone.
01:22:12 King room,
01:22:13 You'll be putting this
01:22:15 I'm paying in cash.
01:22:17 We still need a credit
01:22:21 There won't be
01:22:23 will there?
01:22:25 No, ma'am.
01:22:28 Room 412.
01:22:30 Right through there.
01:22:36 You need to
01:22:38 Yeah, well, I want
01:22:40 Donde my abogato.
01:22:43 Just tell us
01:22:46 Did you hear me?
01:22:49 Lawyer.
01:22:52 L-a-y...
01:22:56 w...e...r.
01:23:03 She left you, man.
01:23:05 Your wife
01:23:07 What are you gonna
01:23:10 Wish her well?
01:23:12 Your children are at
01:23:15 When you're indicted,
01:23:16 we'll put them into
01:23:19 Now, the district
01:23:22 if you help him.
01:23:29 Hi.
01:23:31 Hey.
01:23:35 How much?
01:23:36 How much what?
01:23:37 How much did you take?
01:23:40 I'm not sure
01:23:42 Why? How much
01:23:45 We have no idea.
01:23:47 Really?
01:23:49 You don't know?
01:23:51 Oh. Good.
01:23:56 You can't arrest me.
01:23:58 You're a bank examiner.
01:24:01 That's right.
01:24:03 Well, you've done
01:24:04 What do you want?
01:24:05 I guess I wanna know
01:24:08 decide to do
01:24:11 Well, I have a theory.
01:24:14 Crime is contagious.
01:24:19 Oh, brother.
01:24:21 He is a piece of work.
01:24:24 Oh, yeah.
01:24:27 Greetings, Earthlings.
01:24:29 You know those two
01:24:33 that they just arrested,
01:24:34 and--and their families
01:24:38 They never really
01:24:41 I mean, they kept trying,
01:24:45 but what did they
01:24:46 A gigantic
01:24:52 Prove it.
01:25:14 Hello?
01:25:22 I've been told
01:25:23 Yes.
01:25:26 It should have been
01:25:30 Who?
01:25:31 The girl.
01:25:35 Kind of a
01:25:39 She says the deal is
01:25:43 Full immunity.
01:25:46 She tells us
01:25:47 if you get to go home
01:25:57 Go figure people.
01:26:04 What do you want?
01:26:07 I need a lawyer.
01:26:09 I don't do
01:26:14 You take that out of
01:26:18 You know, not everybody
01:26:19 Some of us have morals
01:26:20 Shut up, Mindy!
01:26:24 I'm a tax attorney.
01:26:26 I know that.
01:26:28 Excuse me.
01:26:30 What's going on here?
01:26:32 Was she represented?
01:26:33 Deal's done.
01:26:34 I am this woman's
01:26:36 You're what?
01:26:38 The deal wasn't with her.
01:26:39 It was with one of
01:26:40 I represent them all.
01:26:42 And I need to confer
01:26:50 Wait right here.
01:27:05 You have no case
01:27:06 We have a confession.
01:27:09 She'll recant.
01:27:10 They all will.
01:27:12 What about the money,
01:27:13 There's no law against
01:27:15 Can you prove they stole it?
01:27:17 Of course
01:27:21 Did they?
01:27:22 These women robbed
01:27:25 without setting off
01:27:26 Is that what happened,
01:27:31 According
01:27:32 all currency that was
01:27:35 was destroyed.
01:27:39 The Fed is a totally
01:27:47 We watch everyone...
01:27:49 everywhere...
01:27:51 every minute.
01:27:54 It is impossible to remove
01:28:03 There's no evidence the crime
01:28:06 You should never
01:28:09 Not so fast,
01:28:11 IRS.
01:28:13 Ever hear of U.S. Code
01:28:23 Yeah.
01:28:27 Well, Bridget,
01:28:30 You didn't pay taxes.
01:28:31 On stolen money?
01:28:32 I didn't hear that.
01:28:35 The IRS is offering
01:28:38 a good deal.
01:28:39 No jail time.
01:28:42 Oh! Oh, thank you!
01:28:44 But the fines and the penalties
01:28:48 You can walk away
01:28:50 you walk empty-handed.
01:29:04 I didn't think we'd
01:29:07 Christ, Arbogast,
01:29:09 I had no idea.
01:29:27 You didn't really think that I
01:29:32 Yeah.
01:29:36 One hell of a ride, huh?
01:29:38 Yeah.
01:29:40 Hell of a ride.
01:29:44 Bye-bye.
01:29:47 Bye, Nina.
01:29:50 Come on, boys.
01:30:21 Hey, Junior.
01:30:23 Long time no see.
01:30:24 I know. The place
01:30:26 Yes, it is,
01:30:37 Hey, Bridget.
01:30:39 Oh!
01:30:43 Jackie!
01:30:47 How you doing, girl?
01:30:49 How was the honeymoon?
01:30:51 Was it?
01:30:53 Two very fine days.
01:30:57 That's it.
01:30:59 Oh, and the five of us crammed
01:31:01 Boy, you really got have
01:31:04 And we got
01:31:06 I can't complain.
01:31:07 Wow.
01:31:11 Well, Bob got his job back.
01:31:14 And I'm waitressing.
01:31:15 And we figure
01:31:18 we're going
01:31:19 We're driving all
01:31:20 There you go.
01:31:23 Junior--
01:31:26 This one's
01:31:27 Like old times.
01:31:28 No shit.
01:31:29 We're going back to...
01:31:32 work?
01:31:35 Bob has access
01:31:38 No. No.
01:31:40 No.
01:31:42 Okay.
01:31:43 Okay.
01:31:45 But we're moving.
01:31:47 To the Caribbean.
01:31:48 We're gonna open a little
01:31:50 I'm gonna cook.
01:31:51 Don's gonna manage it
01:31:53 We've been talking
01:31:54 But we're just
01:31:56 until it's not..,
01:32:00 Hot?
01:32:02 It's chilly out.
01:32:03 Yeah.
01:32:04 Hey, wait. Did you ever hear
01:32:07 My mother used to say,
01:32:09 a little mad money
01:32:11 Do you use mad money
01:32:15 or when you get mad?
01:32:17 Why don't you
01:32:21 Junior?
01:32:22 Uh-huh!
01:32:24 Watch your step.
01:32:26 Do you know?
01:32:28 What are you up to?
01:32:31 Relax. You just have to
01:32:36 Does this
01:32:39 Oh!
01:32:47 Holy shit!
01:32:48 Who did it?
01:32:55 Oh, my God!
01:32:57 You sneaky
01:33:01 Oh!
01:33:03 # And she want
01:33:06 # Until you give it
01:33:09 # Those girls
01:33:11 # It's enough
01:33:14 # Now do you want
01:33:16 # Do you need that love? #
01:33:19 # It's gonna make you run #
01:33:22 # It's gonna
01:33:24 # Oh, now do you want
01:33:26 # That love
01:33:29 # That love
01:33:32 # That love
01:33:35 # That love #
01:33:37 # In magazines #
01:33:39 # Checking out
01:33:41 # Can't afford
01:33:44 # Before she know it,
01:33:47 # Now don't
01:33:50 # If you're running
01:33:52 # I'm sure she's gonna
01:33:55 # Like the way
01:33:58 # Now do you want that love? #
01:34:01 # Do you need
01:34:03 # It's gonna make you run #
01:34:06 # It's gonna
01:34:09 # Oh, do you want
01:34:11 # That love
01:34:13 # That love
01:34:16 # That love
01:34:19 # That love
01:34:21 # She want everything #
01:34:23 # She want the Gucci
01:34:25 # All the juicy
01:34:28 # She want the kind of things
01:34:32 # And she won't
01:34:34 # Until you give her
01:34:37 # Those girls
01:34:40 # It's enough to make
01:34:42 # Now do you want that love? #
01:34:45 # Do you need
01:34:48 # It's gonna make you run #
01:34:51 # It's gonna
01:34:53 # Oh, now do you
01:34:55 # That love
01:34:58 # That love
01:35:01 # That love
01:35:03 # I'm sure she gonna