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00:01:17 Surprise!
00:01:22 Alex. Do not interrupt me
00:01:26 When a zebra's in the zone,
00:01:28 Come on, Marty. Just wanted
00:01:31 Thanks.
00:01:35 I got something
00:01:39 It's driving me crazy.
00:01:41 You came to the right place, my friend.
00:01:44 Dr. Marty, D.D.S., is in the house.
00:01:47 Please hop on top of my sterilized
00:01:54 - I don't see anything.
00:01:56 Sorry.
00:01:58 Just don't talk
00:02:01 Right here. What the heck
00:02:05 Happy birthday!
00:02:06 Thanks.
00:02:09 You put it in behind the tooth.
00:02:12 These aren't even on the shelf yet.
00:02:15 - Look at that. Look at that.
00:02:20 Ten years old? A decade.
00:02:22 Double digits. The big 1-0.
00:02:27 You don't like it?
00:02:29 - No, no, it's great.
00:02:31 I should've gotten you the Alex
00:02:35 The present's great, really.
00:02:38 It's just that
00:02:41 and I'm still doing
00:02:43 "Stand over here. Trot over there.
00:02:48 - I see your problem.
00:02:50 You just need to break out
00:02:53 - How?
00:02:55 Who knows what you'll do.
00:02:59 Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly.
00:03:01 - Really?
00:03:04 Fresh? Okay.
00:03:06 Works for me.
00:03:12 Here come the people, Marty.
00:03:14 It's fun people fun time!
00:03:16 Let's go, Gloria!
00:03:21 What day is it?
00:03:22 It's Friday. Field trip day.
00:03:25 Yes, it's field trip day.
00:03:28 ...in ten more minutes.
00:03:32 Come on!
00:03:33 Melman!
00:03:36 Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another
00:03:40 Let's go.
00:03:42 - Not for me. I'm calling in sick.
00:03:45 I found another brown spot
00:03:49 Right there. You see?
00:03:51 Melman, you know
00:03:54 Let's go! Come on!
00:04:08 Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey.
00:04:15 I'm going to be fresh.
00:04:17 Straight out the ground.
00:04:23 Ziploc fresh.
00:04:24 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:04:27 the Central Park Zoo
00:04:30 Show them the cat. Who's the cat?
00:04:32 The king of New York City.
00:04:34 Alex the lion.
00:04:37 It's showtime.
00:04:55 Gather around, people.
00:04:59 Check out the zebra
00:05:37 Just smile and wave, boys.
00:05:41 Kowalski, progress report.
00:05:44 We're 500 feet from the main sewer line.
00:05:46 - And the bad news?
00:05:49 Right.
00:05:51 Rico, you're on litter patrol.
00:05:54 And find more Popsicle sticks.
00:05:59 And me, skipper?
00:06:00 I want you to look
00:06:03 Today we're going to blow this dump.
00:06:05 Come here. Come here.
00:06:12 You don't
00:06:17 Well, show's over, folks.
00:06:21 I hope you thought it was fresh.
00:06:23 I'll be here all week.
00:06:25 In fact, I'll be here
00:06:28 Three hundred
00:06:30 including Christmas,
00:06:34 Please don't forget
00:06:38 And tip your cabbie,
00:06:48 You, quadruped.
00:06:52 I sprechen.
00:06:53 - What continent is this?
00:06:56 Hoover Dam! We're still in New York.
00:06:59 Abort. Dive!
00:07:02 You in the tux. Wait a minute.
00:07:05 What are you guys doing?
00:07:07 We're digging to Antarctica.
00:07:09 Ant-who-tica?
00:07:11 Can you keep a secret,
00:07:17 Do you ever see any penguins
00:07:22 Of course not. We don't belong here.
00:07:27 This is all some kind
00:07:30 We're going to the
00:07:34 To the wild.
00:07:37 The wild?
00:07:41 That sounds great.
00:07:44 Hey, hold up. Where is this place?
00:07:49 You didn't see anything.
00:07:52 Right?
00:07:53 Yes, sir.
00:07:55 I'm sorry. No, sir.
00:07:59 For his final appearance of the day,
00:08:01 the king of New York City.
00:08:05 Alex the lion.
00:08:12 Thank you very much.
00:08:14 You guys are great. You're a
00:08:22 That's too kind. Too kind.
00:08:27 Underpants!
00:08:28 Everybody get home safe. Hey!
00:08:31 Twenty-four hour Alex Cam.
00:08:42 This is the life.
00:08:45 That's the spot.
00:08:46 I'm in heaven.
00:08:58 - It's Marty's birthday.
00:09:01 - What is it?
00:09:04 A thermometer.
00:09:05 Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it.
00:09:10 I wanted to give you something personal.
00:09:15 - Mother...
00:09:17 Get the cake. Melman, come on.
00:09:23 Happy birthday to you
00:09:24 You live in a zoo
00:09:26 You look like a monkey
00:09:29 And you smell like one too
00:09:34 I say.
00:09:37 You guys are just embarrassing me.
00:09:40 And yourselves.
00:09:41 What? We worked
00:09:43 Let's go.
00:09:52 - What'd you wish for?
00:09:55 Come on. Tell.
00:09:56 No siree.
00:09:59 You want some bad luck,
00:10:01 But if you want to be safe,
00:10:04 Would you just tell us?
00:10:08 I wished I could go to the wild!
00:10:12 The wild?!
00:10:17 I told you it was bad luck.
00:10:21 The wild? Are you nuts?
00:10:23 That is the worst idea
00:10:28 It's unsanitary.
00:10:30 The penguins are going.
00:10:33 The penguins are psychotic.
00:10:34 Come on. Just imagine
00:10:38 Back to your roots.
00:10:42 I hear there's
00:10:44 - Connecticut?
00:10:48 Then you got to take
00:10:51 So one could take the train?
00:10:56 Come on. What would
00:10:58 - Lyme disease.
00:11:00 No, I just want...
00:11:02 There's none of this in the wild.
00:11:04 This is a highly
00:11:07 that you do not find in the wild.
00:11:09 You ever thought there might
00:11:12 He didn't mean that, baby.
00:11:15 Doesn't it bother you guys
00:11:19 about life outside this zoo?
00:11:25 Well, I mean, come on.
00:11:29 You got a little schmutz
00:11:37 Thanks, guys.
00:11:41 Really.
00:11:50 What's eating him?
00:11:52 Maybe you should talk to him.
00:11:56 I already gave him
00:12:00 I can see where this is going.
00:12:04 It is getting late.
00:12:17 Come on. He's your best friend.
00:12:19 All right, all right. Okay.
00:12:22 - Night, Marty.
00:12:48 What a day.
00:12:49 I mean, I tell you, it just doesn't
00:12:55 It just did. Even the star's out.
00:13:00 Not going to find a star
00:13:03 Helicopter.
00:13:08 Marty. Buddy. Listen.
00:13:09 Everybody has days when they think the
00:13:16 Look at me.
00:13:17 I'm ten years old.
00:13:20 And I don't even know
00:13:24 ...or white with black stripes.
00:13:34 I'm thinking of a song.
00:13:36 Alex. Please. Not now.
00:13:38 Yes. It's a wonderful song.
00:13:44 No, you don't.
00:13:47 I'm not listening.
00:13:50 Start spreadin' the news
00:13:52 I don't know you.
00:13:53 I'm leaving today
00:13:56 - We are a great big part of it
00:14:01 Come on. You know
00:14:04 Two little words.
00:14:09 Shut up!
00:14:12 We're not all nocturnal, you know!
00:14:14 I'll knock your "turnal" right off, pal.
00:14:17 Yeah, you and what army, stripes?
00:14:19 You mess with him,
00:14:22 - You're a bigmouth lion.
00:14:26 We make a great team, the two of us.
00:14:28 We sure do. No doubt about it.
00:14:31 So, what are you going to do? Go
00:14:35 - No.
00:14:36 You and me. Let's go.
00:14:37 - What?
00:14:39 Come on. You and me together.
00:14:41 It's a straight shot
00:14:45 We'll grab a train, we'll head north.
00:14:47 We can be back by morning.
00:14:49 You're joking. Right?
00:14:54 Yeah. I'm joking. Of course
00:14:59 Like we're going to get a train.
00:15:02 Don't do that. You really
00:15:05 Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.
00:15:09 Yeah, me too. I'll need
00:15:13 It's Seniors' Day, you know.
00:15:17 Give them a little jolt. You know?
00:15:21 Good night.
00:15:33 They forgot to turn off
00:15:35 Don't worry. It's cool.
00:15:38 You know, I got it.
00:15:47 Much better.
00:16:12 Come on, now, baby.
00:16:14 My little filet.
00:16:16 My little filet mignon
00:16:20 I like that. I like
00:16:24 My sweet, juicy steak.
00:16:31 What?
00:16:32 You suck your thumb?
00:16:34 What is it, Melman?
00:16:35 You know how I have
00:16:38 and I have to get up
00:16:40 I got up to pee and looked over at
00:16:45 I don't know why, but I did. And...
00:16:47 What? What's going on?
00:16:48 It's Marty. He's gone.
00:16:50 Gone! What do you mean, "gone"?
00:16:53 How long has he been working on this?
00:16:58 He wouldn't fit down there.
00:17:02 This doesn't make any sense.
00:17:07 - Connecticut!
00:17:09 Oh, no! What are we going to do?
00:17:12 I mean, we got to call somebody!
00:17:19 Hello? Get me Missing Animals.
00:17:22 We've got a lost zebra probably on
00:17:28 Wait a second.
00:17:31 We can't call the people.
00:17:35 They'll be really mad.
00:17:36 It'll get Marty transferred for good.
00:17:40 I know that's right.
00:17:42 We got to go after him.
00:17:44 Let's stop him from making
00:17:47 He's probably out there
00:17:54 Poor little guy.
00:18:17 Come on.
00:18:18 One of us should wait here
00:18:21 Not now. This is an intervention.
00:18:24 What's the fastest way
00:18:26 You should take Lexington.
00:18:28 - Okay. "We. " We should take Lexington.
00:18:32 No, Park goes two ways.
00:18:36 I heard Tom Wolfe
00:18:41 Well, of course we're
00:18:53 We should've taken Park.
00:18:55 You sure this is the fastest way
00:18:58 I don't know!
00:19:00 You, guys.
00:19:02 That room has some nifty little
00:19:06 Free mints!
00:19:07 This isn't a field trip.
00:19:09 This is an urgent mission to save
00:19:12 Now, where's the train?
00:19:14 Here it comes.
00:19:19 What did Marty say to you?
00:19:23 I did! I did! I don't understand.
00:19:26 I said, "Are you crazy?"
00:19:29 And he has black-and-white stripes,
00:19:39 What you got to do is go
00:19:42 It's on your left after Vanderbilt.
00:19:44 If you hit the Chrysler Building,
00:19:48 Thanks a lot, officer.
00:19:51 Wait for the light.
00:19:54 Freak.
00:19:56 - Did you say "zebra"?
00:19:58 Right in front of me.
00:20:00 - Can I shoot it?
00:20:02 Then I'm going to need some backup.
00:20:16 - Knicks lost again.
00:20:19 Did that say "Grand Central
00:20:23 This is it.
00:20:26 Grand Central Station.
00:20:28 It's grand and it's central.
00:20:49 Move aside. We have an emergency here.
00:20:53 Just chill out.
00:20:57 Upstairs, downstairs.
00:20:59 How do you like that?
00:21:03 Lady! What is wrong with you?
00:21:06 Get a grip on yourselves, people.
00:21:09 You're a bad kitty.
00:21:12 Dagnabbit! I missed the express.
00:21:15 Looks like I'll have
00:21:18 I got him! I've got him!
00:21:20 He's got him!
00:21:23 I got something for you!
00:21:28 I'm okay.
00:21:30 What are
00:21:32 - I am so glad we found you.
00:21:36 Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:21:40 You're fine? He's fine. Great.
00:21:43 You hear that? Marty's fine.
00:21:45 Because I was wondering...
00:21:47 How could you do this to us?
00:21:50 What's the big deal?
00:21:53 Don't ever do this again.
00:21:55 - Do you hear him?
00:21:58 Melman, you broke their clock?
00:22:00 ...do this again! Don't you ever,
00:22:03 Come here.
00:22:11 We've been ratted out, boys.
00:22:14 Hold your fire!
00:22:21 Cute and cuddly, boys.
00:22:28 If you have any poo, fling it now.
00:22:33 It's the Man.
00:22:36 Good evening, officers.
00:22:38 No. You don't talk now. Okay?
00:22:40 You're not good with the
00:22:43 and their coming out good" thing.
00:22:46 How you doing?
00:22:49 We just had a little situation here.
00:22:53 My friend went a little crazy.
00:22:56 The city gets to us all.
00:22:59 Don't be calling me
00:23:01 Just shush! I will handle this.
00:23:05 I got him!
00:23:07 Go! Right here, please.
00:23:09 Would you give a guy a break?
00:23:12 We'll take my little friend home and
00:23:17 No harm, no foul, right?
00:23:20 Hey, it's cool. It's me,
00:23:29 What's the matter with them?
00:23:40 I feel really, really weird.
00:23:46 I love you guys.
00:23:48 I love you so much.
00:24:12 Last night's dramatic incident
00:24:15 is an example of what animal rights
00:24:19 Animals clearly
00:24:22 They are to be sent back
00:24:25 where they will live their lives
00:24:29 - Hey. Little help?
00:24:32 Do something!
00:24:48 My head.
00:24:52 What the...?
00:24:53 Wait. Where? What?
00:24:57 I'm in a box!
00:25:00 They can't transfer me. Not me!
00:25:04 I can't breathe.
00:25:07 Darkness creeping in.
00:25:09 I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
00:25:12 Walls closing in around me.
00:25:15 So alone. So alone.
00:25:17 Alex, are you there?
00:25:20 - Talk to me, buddy.
00:25:23 - What's going on? You okay?
00:25:26 Alex, Marty, is that you?
00:25:29 - You're here too!
00:25:32 - What is going on?
00:25:36 Sleeping just knocks me out.
00:25:39 Is that Melman?
00:25:40 - Are you okay?
00:25:43 I often doze off
00:25:46 - You're not getting an MRI.
00:25:49 No CAT scan. It's a transfer.
00:25:52 Zoo transfer?!
00:25:55 I have an appointment
00:25:58 There are prescriptions
00:26:01 No other zoo could
00:26:03 And I am not going HMO.
00:26:05 Take it easy, Melman.
00:26:08 - We are going to be okizay.
00:26:12 Now, because of you, we're ruined!
00:26:15 Because of me? I fail
00:26:18 - You're kidding, right, Marty?
00:26:22 You bit the hand, Marty.
00:26:24 "I don't know who I am. I got to go
00:26:29 I did not ask you
00:26:32 He does have a point.
00:26:34 I did say we should stay at the zoo,
00:26:37 Melman, just shut it.
00:26:38 You suggested this idea
00:26:41 - Leave Melman out of this.
00:26:44 Besides, it's not my fault
00:26:47 Melman, shut it.
00:26:49 - I feel nauseous.
00:26:59 Progress report.
00:27:00 It's an older code, skipper.
00:27:03 You, higher mammal.
00:27:06 Can you read?
00:27:07 No. Phil can read, though. Phil.
00:27:14 Ship to Kenya.
00:27:18 Wildlife preserve.
00:27:22 Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico.
00:28:07 I was the star
00:28:10 - Guys, listen.
00:28:13 - Let's be civil.
00:28:15 "Loved"?
00:28:16 If the people loved you, it's only
00:28:21 Don't make me come up there.
00:28:24 I thought I knew the real you!
00:28:25 Your black-and-white stripes, they
00:28:30 Stop it!
00:28:32 You're not helping the situation.
00:28:35 Status.
00:28:36 It's no good.
00:28:40 Don't give me excuses.
00:28:47 All right. Let me think.
00:28:49 And shut him up!
00:28:54 - I did it!
00:29:24 Guys?
00:29:40 No, wait. Come back, Marty!
00:29:43 Don't go.
00:31:17 Get me out of this thing.
00:31:21 Get me out of this thing right now!
00:31:24 Hello? Somebody?
00:31:27 Alex? Is that you?
00:31:29 Melman, I got you. Hang on!
00:31:47 Wait a sec, Melman.
00:31:50 - What are you doing?
00:31:54 - Relax.
00:31:57 Giraffe, corner pocket!
00:32:01 Here goes nothing!
00:32:02 - Wait.
00:32:05 - Wait, Alex.
00:32:06 - No, come on.
00:32:08 Look!
00:32:34 Alrighty, boys, fun's over.
00:32:44 All right! That's right!
00:32:48 Left! No, your left!
00:32:53 Right here's good.
00:32:55 I don't have anything on me
00:33:03 To you too.
00:33:30 Sugar, honey, ice tea.
00:33:34 - Hold up!
00:33:36 - Come here! Don't run away from me!
00:33:38 If you keep running,
00:33:42 Oh, look at us.
00:33:44 We're all here together.
00:33:47 Yeah, here we are.
00:33:51 Where exactly is "here"?
00:34:06 San Diego.
00:34:09 White sandy beaches,
00:34:11 cleverly simulated natural
00:34:15 I'm telling you,
00:34:18 Complete with fake rocks.
00:34:21 That looks real.
00:34:23 San Diego? What could
00:34:27 I don't know.
00:34:30 I could hang here.
00:34:33 - I'll kill you!
00:34:35 - Strangle you!
00:34:37 Then bury you, dig you up,
00:34:40 - 20-second timeout.
00:34:43 Now, look. We're just
00:34:45 get checked in
00:34:51 Oh, great.
00:34:54 Now I'll have to compete
00:34:58 I can't top that. Can't top it.
00:35:00 I'm ruined! I'm done.
00:35:04 It's your fault, Marty!
00:35:07 Come on, Alex.
00:35:10 I intended all of this to happen?
00:35:12 You want me to say that I'm sorry?
00:35:15 Okay, I'm...
00:35:17 He just shushed me.
00:35:19 Marty, look, you've got
00:35:22 - Don't you shush me.
00:35:29 - I hear it now.
00:35:32 - Go to the head honcho.
00:35:35 Yeah, what a dump.
00:35:36 They should call it
00:35:39 First they tell you, "We got this great
00:35:44 Next thing, flowers in your hair,
00:35:48 This place kind of grows on you.
00:35:59 What the...?
00:36:10 Oh, no!
00:36:18 Okay, let's make
00:36:22 Smiles, everyone.
00:36:25 - Is that the best you can do?
00:36:28 Well, great. Let's make gas look good.
00:36:37 It's not people. It's animals.
00:36:41 California animals. Dude.
00:36:43 This is like a Puffy party.
00:36:46 I like to move it, move it
00:36:49 - Ya like to
00:37:06 All girls all over the world
00:37:08 Original King Julien
00:37:12 I love how all the girls
00:37:15 When ya move your body, ya do
00:37:17 Move it nice
00:37:21 What kind of zoo is this?
00:37:22 I just saw 26 blatant
00:37:26 I'm loving San Diego.
00:37:29 Twenty-seven.
00:37:31 Woman, physically fit, physically fit
00:37:37 We should've brought chips and dip.
00:37:40 Wait.
00:37:41 Where's Alex? What happened to him?
00:37:45 I don't know where he's at,
00:37:48 The fossa!
00:37:52 The fossa are attacking!
00:38:01 - Fossa hungry.
00:38:06 I hate spiderwebs.
00:38:08 Yeah, thanks a lot, guys.
00:38:10 Thanks for waiting up.
00:38:16 Hey, hi. We just got in from New York,
00:38:20 Because we've been sitting
00:38:24 and nobody's even bothered to show up.
00:38:26 I don't know how things
00:38:30 but there's been some sort
00:38:33 So if you could point us towards
00:38:37 Well, howdy-do.
00:38:45 Spider on my back!
00:38:47 Maurice, did you see that?
00:38:51 He scared the fossa away.
00:38:54 Come on, Gloria. Get it.
00:38:57 Get it!
00:38:59 That's it! Smack it!
00:39:02 Whip it! Whip it good!
00:39:04 King Julien, what are they?
00:39:08 They are aliens. Savage aliens
00:39:13 They've come to kill us. And take
00:39:19 Get up, Mort. Do not
00:39:24 We're hiding. Be quiet,
00:39:27 Who's making that noise?
00:39:29 It's me again.
00:39:30 There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria!
00:39:33 - Enough! Enough with the stick.
00:39:36 Is it still on me? I hate spiders.
00:39:39 It's okay. It's gone.
00:39:41 They are savages.
00:39:43 Tonight we die.
00:39:45 The feet. I told you...
00:39:48 Didn't I tell him about the feet?
00:39:50 He did tell you about the feet.
00:39:54 - Wait. I have a plan.
00:39:57 I have devised a cunning test
00:40:00 to see whether
00:40:09 Hi there.
00:40:11 You let me handle it.
00:40:20 Hi there.
00:40:25 Sorry.
00:40:28 - Alex, what'd you do?
00:40:32 I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion.
00:40:39 You poor little baby.
00:40:42 Did that big mean lion scare you?
00:40:45 He did? He's a big,
00:40:49 Come on. Mama'll hold you.
00:40:52 They are so cute
00:40:55 Aren't you the sweetest little thing.
00:40:59 They're just a bunch of pansies.
00:41:02 I don't know.
00:41:04 There's something
00:41:07 that I find suspicious.
00:41:09 Nonsense, Maurice.
00:41:11 Come on, everybody.
00:41:26 Presenting your royal highness,
00:41:30 self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs,
00:41:40 He's got style.
00:41:49 What is he, like,
00:41:53 I think it's a squirrel.
00:41:55 Welcome, giant pansies.
00:41:58 Please feel free to bask in my glow.
00:42:01 - Definitely a squirrel.
00:42:03 We thank you with enormous gratitude
00:42:08 - The "whossa"?
00:42:10 They annoy us by trespassing,
00:42:14 - and ripping our limbs off.
00:42:16 We're just trying to find out
00:42:19 What big teeth you have. Man!
00:42:21 Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not
00:42:26 You must tell me,
00:42:29 I'm Alex. The Alex.
00:42:33 And just where are you giants from?
00:42:36 We're from New York and...
00:42:39 All hail the New York giants!
00:42:46 Is this some sort of
00:42:48 I say we just got to ask these
00:42:51 Excuse me. We bozos
00:42:55 The bozos have the people.
00:42:58 Well, great. Good.
00:43:01 They're up there.
00:43:06 Don't you love the people?
00:43:12 So do you have any live people?
00:43:16 No. Only dead ones.
00:43:18 I mean, if we had
00:43:21 it wouldn't be called
00:43:24 The wild?
00:43:26 Hold up there
00:43:29 You mean, like,
00:43:30 the "live in a mud hut, wipe
00:43:35 - Who wipes?
00:43:38 Oy vey, everybody!
00:43:41 Could you excuse me
00:43:48 Get me out of here!
00:43:52 - Help!
00:43:54 I'm swimming back to New York.
00:43:57 I know my chances are slim,
00:44:00 - You can't swim!
00:44:03 Nature! It's all over me!
00:44:10 I can see!
00:44:13 Look. There's obviously
00:44:16 The people didn't
00:44:19 As soon as they realize what happened,
00:44:23 Yeah, right.
00:44:24 I don't know the words
00:44:28 You know something?
00:44:38 Well, boys, it's going
00:44:46 Rico.
00:44:50 Well, since I'm doomed
00:44:54 I, Melman Mankiewicz,
00:44:56 being of sound mind
00:45:00 have divided my estate
00:45:05 Sorry, Alex.
00:45:07 A latrine. Nice work, Melman.
00:45:11 No, it's not a latrine.
00:45:13 It's a grave. You sent Melman
00:45:18 Come on.
00:45:19 This isn't the end.
00:45:23 This could be the best that's happened.
00:45:27 This is not the best thing
00:45:32 You abused the power of the birthday
00:45:36 Why'd you tell your wish?
00:45:38 I didn't want to tell you. Remember?
00:45:41 You guys made me tell you.
00:45:45 Besides, this isn't bad luck.
00:45:48 Look around. There's no fences,
00:45:51 This place is beautiful.
00:45:54 I've had enough of this.
00:45:56 This is your side of the island,
00:46:01 That is the bad side,
00:46:04 like a magical pixie horse
00:46:08 This is the good side for those who
00:46:12 - Come on.
00:46:15 You know what? This isn't good.
00:46:16 Okay! You all have your side,
00:46:21 And if you need me,
00:46:24 on the fun side of the island,
00:46:28 This is the fun side,
00:46:29 where we'll have a great time
00:46:33 - A yabbadabbado old time!
00:46:35 That side stinks! You're on
00:46:39 - Wilma!
00:46:41 Don't worry. I have
00:46:46 Can't wait to see the look
00:46:53 Just look at him.
00:47:06 Shut up, Spalding.
00:47:13 I've been standing
00:47:16 How long do I have
00:47:20 She is finito.
00:47:23 I defy any rescue boat
00:47:27 to miss this baby.
00:47:29 When the moment is right,
00:47:33 and be rescued
00:47:37 What do you think?
00:47:40 - How's the liberty fire going, Melman?
00:47:43 I heard that.
00:47:45 Why can't we just borrow
00:47:49 That's wild fire. We're not
00:47:53 - Now, rub, Melman.
00:47:56 I can't. I can't.
00:48:02 Fire.
00:48:16 Not yet! No!
00:48:19 Melman, hold still!
00:48:22 Jump! Alex, jump!
00:48:23 Don't worry,
00:48:27 Face? Man,
00:48:38 You maniac!
00:48:41 You burned it up!
00:48:43 Darn you!
00:48:45 Darn you all to heck!
00:48:48 Can we go to the fun side now?
00:48:52 Everybody, calm down.
00:48:55 Everybody, calm down.
00:48:58 Separate those two,
00:49:00 You here, you there. Everyone...
00:49:03 Calm down, people, okay?
00:49:06 Now, presenting your royal highness,
00:49:10 You know, et cetera, et cetera.
00:49:13 Now, everybody,
00:49:15 we all have great curiosity
00:49:20 - Yes, Willie?
00:49:22 I like them. I liked them first.
00:49:26 I liked them right away. You hate
00:49:30 Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!
00:49:33 Now, for as long
00:49:36 we have been attacked
00:49:41 The fossa! The fossa are attacking!
00:49:48 It's a cookbook!
00:49:50 Please. Maurice.
00:49:53 Quiet!
00:49:55 Come on, y'all. They're not
00:50:00 So my genius plan is this:
00:50:04 We will make the New York giants
00:50:06 our friends and keep them close.
00:50:09 Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us,
00:50:13 we will be safe
00:50:16 about the dreaded fossa ever again.
00:50:22 I thought of that.
00:50:26 Hold on, everybody. Hold on.
00:50:29 I mean, does anyone
00:50:32 were so scared of Mr. Alex?
00:50:35 I mean,
00:50:38 What if Mr. Alex
00:50:42 I tell you, that dude just
00:50:46 Maurice, you did not raise your hand.
00:50:48 Therefore, your heinous comment
00:50:54 Does anyone else
00:50:57 No? Good. So shut up.
00:51:00 When the New York giants wake up,
00:51:02 we will make sure
00:51:09 Now, who would like a cookie?
00:51:36 Yo, Al. Melman and Gloria
00:51:41 There's room
00:51:44 No, thanks.
00:51:46 Look, I've been thinking.
00:51:50 I don't know, you might
00:51:53 Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry.
00:51:57 I just want to go home.
00:52:00 Could you just give it a chance?
00:52:05 It really isn't
00:52:23 I know. And then...
00:52:28 - It's him.
00:52:30 It's the pizza man.
00:52:34 Yes? Can I help you?
00:52:37 Can I come to the fun side?
00:52:41 Beg your pardon?
00:52:43 You know, I've been kind of a jerk.
00:52:47 But I've been thinking
00:52:59 Welcome to Casa del Wild.
00:53:03 Wipe your feet.
00:53:10 - Alex!
00:53:21 Very impressive.
00:53:23 Have a drink. It's on the house.
00:53:28 This is seawater.
00:53:30 You don't swallow it. It's just
00:53:34 Y'all look hungry.
00:53:36 How would you like
00:53:41 You have food?
00:53:42 The Fun Side Special, coming up.
00:53:46 Seaweed on a stick.
00:53:50 On a stick.
00:54:01 That's unbelievable.
00:54:04 - So good.
00:54:06 It does kind of hit the spot,
00:54:10 Well, maybe it could
00:54:17 No, it's great. It's really great.
00:54:22 But it does.
00:54:24 Check this out.
00:54:31 Would you look at that.
00:54:35 It's like billions
00:54:39 It's a shooting star.
00:54:42 How about a thick, juicy steak?
00:54:45 You know what, Alex?
00:54:47 I promise you I'm going to find you
00:54:53 It is getting late.
00:54:56 I think I'm going to
00:54:58 Sweet dreams, everyone.
00:55:42 What are you doing?
00:55:45 Twenty-seven, 28, 29.
00:55:49 Looks like you're black
00:55:52 Dilemma solved. Good night.
00:56:04 You see, Maurice,
00:56:08 He is clearly a tender, loving thing.
00:56:11 How can you have the
00:56:14 Look at him.
00:56:18 I don't think he was grooming him.
00:56:21 Look more like
00:56:23 Suit yourself, no matter.
00:56:27 Soon we will put my
00:56:31 All we have to do is wait
00:56:34 until they are deep in their sleep.
00:56:43 How long is this going to take?!
00:57:12 Well, this sucks!
00:57:15 Wake up, Mr. Alex.
00:57:22 Rise and shining.
00:57:24 Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex!
00:57:29 You suck your thumb?
00:57:34 Where are we?
00:57:36 Where's the beach?
00:57:39 - Who built a forest?
00:57:42 While you were asleep,
00:57:43 we simply took you
00:57:47 Welcome to Madagascar.
00:57:49 - Mada-who-ah?
00:57:52 No, not whooha. Ascar.
00:58:02 Marty. It's...
00:58:04 Just like my mural back at the zoo.
00:58:06 Oh, no, fella, that is
00:58:11 Look at that, that's not a bad view.
00:58:13 That's the thing that you were always
00:58:17 - That's the real version of...
00:58:20 Let's get our blood pumping,
00:58:24 Who's with me?!
00:58:25 Naw. I don't think I could...
00:58:28 Want to play around?
00:58:32 Got you there!
00:58:33 Come here!
00:58:35 You're it.
00:58:36 Stop that!
00:58:39 Okay, Marty, I'm it.
00:58:42 I'm it. I'm it. You win.
00:58:45 Come on, Alex, get in the groove.
00:58:47 I haven't eaten in two days.
00:58:49 My blood sugar's real low.
00:58:52 I don't think that's your problem.
00:58:54 First of all, that's not
00:58:57 Let's go. Put the rubber to the road!
00:58:59 You just have
00:59:01 - Now, who's the cat?
00:59:05 You are, that's who.
00:59:08 That's it. Let's build up
00:59:11 - Who's the cat?
00:59:23 I'm the cat!
00:59:31 Surprise!
00:59:40 You're it. You're it!
00:59:41 Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick.
00:59:47 I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye
00:59:53 - Let's go wild!
01:00:03 Man! I feel different.
01:00:11 Kind of charged up or something.
01:00:13 - Like you said, baby, it's...
01:00:16 Ain't that right, Melman?
01:00:23 I'm in heaven.
01:00:25 You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend
01:00:30 It could be said
01:00:33 in a very good working kind of way.
01:00:36 Alex. You got to try some of this.
01:00:41 I feel good.
01:00:44 King?
01:00:46 You should see his act.
01:00:48 Come on, Alex, why don't you
01:00:51 No, I really
01:00:54 Ladies and gentlemen.
01:00:57 The wild proudly presents:
01:01:00 The king.
01:01:01 Alex the lion!
01:01:05 E flat, fellas.
01:01:16 The king is in the house!
01:01:18 See, if he is the king, then where
01:01:22 Got a very nice one.
01:01:26 Look at it. Have I got it on?
01:01:34 Do the roar, man.
01:01:41 I've never heard
01:01:44 Go wild, man! Come on!
01:01:48 Break out the wave!
01:02:16 Excuse me.
01:02:19 You're biting my butt.
01:02:23 - No, I'm not.
01:02:27 - What did you do?
01:02:30 No. I didn't. Did I?
01:02:32 You kind of did.
01:02:33 What the heck is wrong with you?
01:02:37 Why'd you bite me?
01:02:39 - It's because you are his dinner.
01:02:42 - Excuse me?
01:02:44 Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple
01:02:48 Here, give me a nibble.
01:02:50 The party is over, Julien.
01:02:54 What are you talking about?
01:02:56 Your friend here is what we call
01:02:58 a deluxe-model hunting
01:03:01 And he eats steak...
01:03:03 ...which is you.
01:03:05 - Get out of here.
01:03:09 The plan failed.
01:03:11 All is lost! We're all doomed.
01:03:14 The fossas will come back and
01:03:19 ...we are all steak.
01:03:21 I'm steak! Me, me, me!
01:03:23 Mr. Alex cannot stay here.
01:03:26 He belongs with his own kind
01:03:30 By the power vested in me,
01:03:32 by the law of the jungle...
01:03:35 Be gone!
01:03:37 What? Come on, do I look
01:03:41 See, I told you I don't
01:03:48 - He's going savage.
01:03:53 Marty, run!
01:04:12 A bull's eye.
01:04:26 I'm so sorry, Marty.
01:04:32 What is wrong with me?
01:04:39 What have I done?
01:04:41 It's true. I'm a monster.
01:04:44 I got to get out of here.
01:06:58 What have I done?
01:07:01 And it's all my fault.
01:07:03 Now, because of me,
01:07:06 Well, what are we going to do?
01:07:08 We'll find a way to help him.
01:07:11 Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?
01:07:14 We're tough.
01:07:17 We're adaptable!
01:07:18 And we are not going
01:07:21 No, we're not.
01:07:25 That was not me, okay?
01:07:29 The boat!
01:07:31 The boat's come back for us!
01:07:37 There it is!
01:07:38 Hey, over here!
01:07:41 Melman, give me a lift.
01:07:46 My neck. You guys.
01:07:49 - Melman! Steady. This way!
01:07:52 Hey, boat! We're over here!
01:07:57 Look! It's turning! It's coming back!
01:08:01 Come on! Come on, baby!
01:08:04 Yes! You guys.
01:08:06 You flag down that boat.
01:08:08 Hold on there.
01:08:11 You cannot go back there by yourself.
01:08:14 Come on. I know Alex.
01:08:16 He hears we're rescued,
01:08:19 The people are coming.
01:08:21 Melman's right. The people
01:08:24 Now, we got to flag down that boat.
01:08:45 Now, this is more like it.
01:08:48 You?!
01:08:51 We killed them and ate their livers.
01:08:55 Got you, didn't I?
01:08:57 Just kidding, doll,
01:09:00 They're on a slow lifeboat to China.
01:09:03 Hey, I know you two.
01:09:05 Where's that psychotic lion
01:09:10 Marty? He's righ... Where did
01:09:14 He went back for Alex.
01:09:17 Well, boys, our
01:09:21 Looks like we have a job to do.
01:09:23 Captain's log: Embarking
01:09:25 Kowalski. We'll need to win the
01:09:29 Rico. We'll need
01:09:32 We're going to face extreme peril.
01:09:34 Private probably won't survive.
01:09:44 Alex! Come out, Alex!
01:09:47 The boat's here! We can go home!
01:10:20 Snap out of it, Alex. The boat
01:10:24 We can go back to civilization, and
01:10:28 Stay back.
01:10:31 Please.
01:10:33 I'm a monster.
01:10:35 Alex, you're no monster.
01:10:39 We're a team.
01:10:50 I don't want to hurt you.
01:11:25 I ain't leaving without you.
01:11:43 Alex? I'm thinking of a song.
01:11:46 It's a wonderful song.
01:11:52 Start spreadin' the news
01:11:57 I'm leaving today
01:12:01 We are a great big part of it
01:12:08 Come on, you know the words.
01:12:12 Please don't make me
01:12:15 You really don't want
01:12:21 Uh, Alex? Could you
01:12:25 Hey, Alex, a little help.
01:12:38 Help me! Anybody, help me! Somebody!
01:12:57 - Melman?
01:13:00 Run!
01:13:03 - What's the plan?
01:13:06 - Fossa hungry.
01:13:07 This is the plan?
01:13:27 Come and get it.
01:13:43 Take that.
01:13:45 There's too many of them, skipper.
01:13:47 It's been a real pleasure
01:13:58 That's my kill.
01:14:00 Mine.
01:14:07 Alex hungry.
01:14:10 Alex eat.
01:14:28 It's showtime.
01:14:32 Thanks for not giving up on me.
01:14:35 Man, you almost gave me a heart attack.
01:14:38 Just because you're a lion...
01:14:42 We're getting out of here.
01:14:45 Like I said, it's showtime.
01:14:49 Mine.
01:14:51 My kill.
01:14:54 They're all mine.
01:14:58 It's the king of the beasts!
01:15:00 - Don't eat me!
01:15:02 Fear me! Savagery
01:15:06 - I am far too young to die!
01:15:10 - And, you!
01:15:16 You want some of this?
01:15:21 - Somebody call a cop!
01:15:32 This is my territory.
01:15:35 I never, ever want
01:15:50 You the cat!
01:15:54 Got my boy back!
01:15:56 I did it!
01:15:58 Give me some love! The plan worked!
01:16:02 I'm the one, baby! Come on.
01:16:05 I am very clever king.
01:16:08 I am super genius.
01:16:10 I am robot king of the monkey things.
01:16:13 - Compute, compute.
01:16:19 - Close those eyes.
01:16:21 - Do it.
01:16:22 - Tighter.
01:16:24 - No peeking.
01:16:34 Open that hatch.
01:16:36 Fire in the hole. Now chew.
01:16:40 Chew like you mean it.
01:16:43 - And?
01:16:45 Pretty good, right?
01:16:47 There's always Plan B.
01:16:51 This is better than steak.
01:16:53 I love it.
01:16:55 The kitty loves the fishy.
01:17:00 Well, I propose a toast.
01:17:02 Now, he may be a pain
01:17:05 And trust me, I know.
01:17:07 But this cat proved
01:17:10 that his heart
01:17:13 To Alex.
01:17:22 Enough! Stop it!
01:17:25 What do you think?
01:17:28 I don't know. I mean,
01:17:31 You sure you want to leave?
01:17:33 I don't care where we are.
01:17:35 As long as we're together,
01:17:38 Well, in that case...
01:17:40 Yo. Rico.
01:17:45 But before you leave,
01:17:48 So shut up, everyone, please.
01:17:51 After much deep and profound
01:17:56 I have decided to thank you
01:17:58 for bringing peace to our home.
01:18:01 And to make you feel good,
01:18:03 I'm going to give you
01:18:06 No, I couldn't. Really,
01:18:09 That's okay,
01:18:11 It's got a gecko on it.
01:18:13 Look at him shake.
01:18:17 - Bye, little fuzzbuckets!
01:18:20 So long!
01:18:21 Arrivederci.
01:18:23 See you later, crocodile.
01:18:26 Maurice, my arm is tired.
01:18:30 Faster, you naughty little monkey.
01:18:32 By the time we get back to New York,
01:18:36 So I was just thinking, why rush?
01:18:38 Maybe we could make
01:18:41 - Maybe Paris.
01:18:43 - I was thinking Spain.
01:18:46 - What about Fiji?
01:18:48 Cheap meds.
01:18:50 I wouldn't even mind
01:18:53 - I could do that.
01:18:56 - Skipper?
01:18:59 Don't you think we should tell
01:19:03 Just smile and wave, boys.