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Made Of Honor
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Wow... |
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Looking good... |
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Oh, yeah, nice to see you. |
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Hey... |
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That dress needs dry-cleaning. |
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- Here you go. |
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Monica, Monica? |
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Okay... |
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- Hi, Bill. |
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Where's 11B? |
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Bingo! |
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What did you say that thing was? |
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It's time for a little action. |
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Monica... It's Bill. |
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I've got some dictation |
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I've got a big secret |
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How did you get up here |
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Monica. |
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Oh my eyes!. |
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Who let you in!? |
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What happened... Where's Monica? |
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- How did you get in here? |
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- I can't see. |
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She said, you would be in the |
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I am not a geek!. |
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My God. |
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"Eternity", by Calvin Klein. |
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I gotta be so careful who I |
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It would be a big adjustment |
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God! |
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I do that every time. |
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I've invented a solution |
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It is something that goes around the |
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I'm gonna call it "The Coffee Collar". |
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I know all about you. |
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- You do? |
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who prays on freshmen. You've slept |
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- Well, half your floor was female. |
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And you once met Bono, |
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No, it's true. |
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It's upstairs in my room |
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"Coffee Collar", |
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- Are you hitting on me? |
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- My look... |
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- Are you calling me a dog? |
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- Oh, Casanova has a theory. |
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is attracted to a guy, she has a look. |
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It's the same look a dog gets, |
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- You're offensive. And you're crazy. |
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I believe honesty is the best |
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Alright... |
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- Sure. |
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- Right. |
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of the human face. And you're |
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and it drips down at the bottom. |
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by the thinness of your upperlip. |
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are too far apart, |
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to accominate that bent nose. |
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that you have to validate yourself through |
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with insecure girls like my roommate. |
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I... Would never have sex with |
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Hey come here! |
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That was amazing. |
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- What was? |
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That was better than sex |
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- Actually it did feel pretty good. |
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been that honest with me before. |
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I'm Tom, by the way. |
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- Hannah. |
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Well, good night. |
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Good night. |
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- Your hands, Clammy... |
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Tom, is that you? |
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She's all yours, friend. |
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Monica, get some sleep. |
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MADE OF HONOR |
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Subs by: Bentover87(translated and corrected from portugese) |
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What time is it? |
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I'm late. |
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What are you doing tonight? |
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I don't do "back to backs". |
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- Isn't that what we were doing last night? |
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"Back to Backs" is seeing each other two |
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- Couldn't you just break one of your stupid rules? |
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- For me. |
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I have a rule about that. |
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See you next week. |
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Thanks. |
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- Excuse me. |
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Can I get a grande drip, |
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triple grande, non-fat, |
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With whip cream, |
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Fill that 70% of the way. |
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Here, let me put a "Coffee- |
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- Thank you. |
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gets a dime for each one used. |
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I am not. |
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I think I picked up yours by accident. |
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- That's alright. Thank you. |
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Byebye. |
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Gloria. |
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Morning. |
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Good morning, Hannah. |
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Coffee, the way you like it. |
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Perfect timing. I just finished |
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That's eh... Yeah! |
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- So what rule is this? |
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Isn't that the same as the |
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No, the "no more than once a week"-rule |
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So theoretically you could have a |
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Exactly, you got it. |
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Here we go. |
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Can I get the steamed buns |
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the scallaped steamed ducklings |
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- Thank you. |
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You know how much I love the fried stuff. |
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Excelent. |
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- She was hurt, but you know... |
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What? I was. |
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I know you are, but it's just shocking |
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Maybe I should lie. |
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and say what ever it takes to get a woman into bed. |
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- He's so gross. |
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At my fathers funeral! |
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Okay, so he's not known |
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Oh, God. |
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- What? |
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I know that "nothing". It's not |
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- "Anyway"...? |
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you don't need to lie to get a woman |
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Gloria. |
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I don't wanna lose that. |
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See there's another rule too. |
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I can't call her for another |
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Cause then it appears |
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You know, Dan sent |
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Asking you to move to Canada |
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- A slice of apple-crum pie? |
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- You guys broke up like a year ago. |
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- You're counting? |
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Lemon butter cream cup? |
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Not feeling the cream cup today. |
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- Cranberry orange muffin? |
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- I know, I know... Okay. |
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- Come on. You're disappointing. |
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- Yeah! |
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Cream cheese soral brownie. |
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You're so good! |
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What do you think of this? |
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Tom, I am not going to another |
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Thank you. |
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Take one of the girls you've |
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"No weddings or family events". |
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That's right. |
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- It gives the wrong impression. |
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- Is this made with real alligator? |
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- You should be ashamed of yourself. |
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Hello there... |
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I love you. Yes I do. |
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You're so pretty. Yes you are. |
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I love you, love you, love you. |
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You should try saying that to |
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What? |
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To say it to a human?. |
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You're sweet. |
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Hannah, please. |
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He gets married and I go. I go because |
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And everybody knows he doesn't love |
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It's pathetic, it breaks my heart. |
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You know when someone's making a mistake |
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You simply say: |
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- I'm happy you're happy. |
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Okay. I'll do that. |
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I promise you, this is the |
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And then I'll find somebody else |
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Hannah, please. |
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That's cute. |
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- Last time. |
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She gets the appartment in the city, |
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Right. |
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You get the house in the Hamptons, she's |
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and 30 grand a month. |
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Are you still negotiating |
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Now the party starts... |
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Dad, your getting married in 10 minutes. |
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- Did you bring the lovely Hannah? |
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You know, if you don't act on that |
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- No. |
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Seven... |
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- Yeah. |
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Dad! |
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- I used to be that pretty once. |
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Yeah, he's beatiful. They won't |
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- She promised 5, I want 5. |
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- 4 times? |
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No, no... |
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- She says 3, with a by-monthly BJ. |
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4 and make it weekly. |
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Wait, no... Driver go around the block. |
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What was that? |
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Come on. |
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- Say what you gotta say. |
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No, no... "You're |
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"She doesn't love you, |
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"You're gonna rack up |
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- Sixth. |
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- I'm happy, if you're happy. |
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Go for 4 if you excercise more. |
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She says you can't gain |
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- Take it. Deal! |
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I told her I weigh 10 pounds |
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- Ain't love grand? |
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What's he signing now? |
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That's just great... |
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Your good. Thank you. |
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- Cheers. |
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- Did you tell your dad you love him? |
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You can't even tell your father. |
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- I don't get that. |
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No, it's a "Tom thing". |
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- You're an "I love you-slut". |
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You say it all the time. |
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- Oh, this looks so good. |
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I should have ordered this. this look good. |
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It's lemon, right? It's good. |
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- No, you won't. |
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I need you to order the chocolate cake |
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- There's my "son"! |
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Oh, you're bad boy |
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You know what I would like |
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- I want you to listen to me, Tom. |
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If you need any advice... |
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- or you need any advice... |
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Or you got girl problems, |
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I need you to think of me how you |
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- Yeah that's excactly what I... |
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Hello, Sweety |
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Drunk as the night I first |
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- You are a bad influence on her. |
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- Last shot? |
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- I'm stealing you away... |
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- He does know that he can just date, right? |
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- To mothers. |
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Careful. |
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Nice... |
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Oh God... |
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Hide me! |
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- What? |
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Yeah, don't look, don't look... |
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She's obsessed with me. |
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She's created a website called |
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- A Psychoblogger? |
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Okay. Come on... |
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- Watch yourself. |
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- Oh stop it. |
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Keep going. |
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Here. Right here. Hide me. |
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The last blog was a 2 page description |
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See, she doesn't think my nose is too |
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- Who said that? |
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- Well, I lied. |
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- I thought you were hot. |
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Well, you told me I looked |
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That was just cause I was |
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Why haven't you since? |
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Well... I like having you |
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- ... |
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- Oh, hi! |
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No, we haven't. |
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- Who's this? |
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Why didn't you tell me you |
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Because I don't know you. |
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But we have a really, really |
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- Really? |
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- princess. |
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I... I don't wanna be with |
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I don't know if i'm really quite |
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- Are you? |
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- I'm bit of an emonitional retard. |
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I think I need to start a new blog now. |
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- That is so scary. |
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Oh, this is not good. |
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- Saia da minha frente. |
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Okay, good... She's gone. |
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Good, come on. |
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Do you remember that encestral |
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with those amazing paintings |
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- It's all I think about. |
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I finally got the board to |
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on making editions to a |
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Really? |
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But they want me to go to |
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- When are you going? |
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- Couple of days? For how long? |
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That's a long time. |
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- That's great. |
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Yes, it's a great opportunity |
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You're like the |
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It's got a good ring to it... |
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- Thank you. |
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Six sundays. |
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- That is six sundays. |
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I can just imagine. |
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- Yeah... |
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- I'm gonna jump! |
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- I'm gonna jump. |
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Six sundays, |
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Can you not take |
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- Yeah, I can. |
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- Let's get you another drink. |
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- Thanks for coming too the wedding. |
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- I can't wait for number seven. |
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We also ask at this time that |
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Please leave your cellphones turned |
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- I'm not gonna be able to play today, man. |
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If we don't have a fourth, we are gonna |
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- So? |
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- Need a nother? |
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- with longer shorts, is coming. |
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No, Jenny signed him up |
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Art walk? Are you serious? |
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What do you think Jenny did with his balls |
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Come on, guys, |
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I agree. Without marriage |
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and without divorce I wouldn't |
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Bingo. |
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- Good one. |
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I'm serious, man. |
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- The most important part of life. |
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won't let him own porn. |
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to the underwear section |
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I thought we weren't gonna talk |
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What's the matter with you? |
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ever since... |
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- Sophmore year. |
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Pimpkin dumped you for him. |
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Sophmore year, you've never been the same |
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- Scarred... |
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to have someone who is gonna be there, |
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- Snaps to that. |
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to sleep with a different |
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- That's true. |
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You got the best of both worlds, Tom. |
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No, it's true. |
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But I still get to hang |
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- Perfect setup. |
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- What's that supposed to mean? |
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Yeah, I got that. |
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- You sure? |
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Tom, she's pushing 30. |
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"Happily ever after" is |
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and hanging out after |
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- Makes you think, right? |
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- Hallo? |
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- Hi. |
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It's great. |
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Right, right. |
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It's 3 in the morning. |
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- So it's dark. |
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Have you seen the Loch Ness Monster? |
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- I know, terrible joke... |
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Yeah. You'll |
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- What? |
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- The pot hole? |
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- Terrific... Hey, Tom?. |
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- I'm gonna go back to sleep now. |
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Love you. |
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Good night... |
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- This stuff's all old... |
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- Let's go to Fendi... |
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We're here, |
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I'm not into old stuff. |
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Why do you talk like |
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I'm not. |
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The line is too long... |
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- Can't we just go somewhere else? |
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This is the best bakery in the world. |
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Come on. |
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- Wanna play a game? |
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Okay. Good. |
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- Tell me what to order. |
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You'll see. It will be fun. |
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- A cookie. |
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like what type of cookie... |
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A really big cookie. |
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Tom, your phone's |
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Hallo. Hallo? |
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Hallo... |
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- What's wrong? |
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That's because you are |
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Wait! Hey... |
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We will have... |
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2 fried dumplings, 2 of the watons |
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- Yeah. But that's fried. It's not healthy. |
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It won't hurt you. |
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Thank you. |
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Move, please!. |
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God. |
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This is unbelievable. |
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- Hallo? |
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- Hallo? |
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- Hallo? |
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Tom? |
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- Tom? |
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Hallo? You're cutting out, |
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Tom? I'm stuck in a |
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I'm surrounded by a wall |
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- I'll call you when I get to the hotel... |
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Tom? |
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Hallo. |
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Hallo! Hallo? |
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Hallo? |
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I hate Scotland. |
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- Having a hard time? |
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- Oh yeah? Wan't a hand? |
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- Yeah. |
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- You'd better sit down, sir. |
| 00:26:19 |
- Sit down. |
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Here we go. |
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- Thank you. |
| 00:26:25 |
- Thank you. |
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You were wonderful. |
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- Desista enquanto pode. |
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- Come on, Scott. |
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What you got, Gar? |
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- Come on. |
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Foul! Foul, Tom! |
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Ahh... I think I might have |
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Come on, come on... |
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It's just... |
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Without her, somethings off, |
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there's more to life than |
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- I don't understand... |
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Come on, let's just play. |
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- I'll take it out. |
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Thanks. Here you go. |
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I'm gonna tell Hannah. |
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I'm gonna tell her that i wanna be with her, |
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Yeah, that's romantic... |
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>You have one unheard |
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Hey, Tom. I'm back. |
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I don't care what you're |
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We're going to dinner. |
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Meet me at that new |
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next to the small greek place we hated, |
| 00:27:50 |
Meet me there 8 o'clock, |
| 00:28:06 |
- Hey, what have you got? |
| 00:28:09 |
Alright... |
| 00:28:11 |
Here's something. |
| 00:28:13 |
- I'll take the yellow ones. |
| 00:28:16 |
- Here you go. |
| 00:28:18 |
- Have a good night. |
| 00:28:29 |
- Sorry, is she already here? |
| 00:28:30 |
Yeah, thanks. |
| 00:29:03 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:29:06 |
- Tom, are you okay? |
| 00:29:09 |
I think I have a broken rib. |
| 00:29:10 |
- Your flowers, sir. |
| 00:29:12 |
- I'm okay. |
| 00:29:14 |
- I'm so sorry. |
| 00:29:16 |
- Here are your flowers. |
| 00:29:18 |
- You had flowers? |
| 00:29:19 |
- They're your flowers. |
| 00:29:21 |
- Hi! It's so good to see you! |
| 00:29:24 |
- Great. |
| 00:29:26 |
Oh good. |
| 00:29:28 |
It started pouring and suddenly it |
| 00:29:32 |
And, of course we're in Europe |
| 00:29:35 |
- and it's getting dark... |
| 00:29:36 |
some bad whalewolf movie. |
| 00:29:42 |
Anyway... all of the sudden, out of nowhere, |
| 00:29:47 |
- Can you believe it? A horse. |
| 00:29:48 |
He asked me if I |
| 00:29:50 |
You were a "Lady in distress", |
| 00:29:52 |
It was right out of a Brontë-novel. |
| 00:29:56 |
So anyway... He shows me |
| 00:29:59 |
Were he procedes to buy me |
| 00:30:02 |
It was pretty bad, |
| 00:30:07 |
Then we just spend the next |
| 00:30:09 |
getting to know each other, |
| 00:30:14 |
- Perfect! |
| 00:30:20 |
So... When it was time for |
| 00:30:25 |
I don't know, I just... |
| 00:30:27 |
- So I got down on one knee... |
| 00:30:31 |
- Wow! That's just... Huge, it's... |
| 00:30:35 |
- Sounds like it. |
| 00:30:37 |
- At Colin's parents summer home. |
| 00:30:39 |
We can't expect too many people |
| 00:30:44 |
- The Fourth? |
| 00:30:45 |
- That's two weeks! |
| 00:30:47 |
- Have you ever been to Scotland, Tom? |
| 00:30:49 |
- You should see the wee church we're gonna have. |
| 00:30:53 |
It's pretty spectacular, just a walk |
| 00:30:56 |
- Destillery? |
| 00:30:58 |
whiskey destillery in |
| 00:31:01 |
Tom.. Look, If you're getting married |
| 00:31:06 |
Tom... Will you be my |
| 00:31:13 |
Your "Maid of Honor"? |
| 00:31:17 |
Sorry. |
| 00:31:22 |
What is it with you, man? |
| 00:31:25 |
Excuse me... Excuse me! |
| 00:31:30 |
"Made of Honor"? |
| 00:31:32 |
That's fun stuff! |
| 00:31:35 |
Go ahead... |
| 00:31:37 |
So, what did you say? |
| 00:31:39 |
- Did you say yes? |
| 00:31:41 |
- No? |
| 00:31:43 |
You need to think about wether your |
| 00:31:46 |
- Give me a break, come on! |
| 00:31:48 |
- Is she really in to this guy? |
| 00:31:50 |
Staring at him all moony |
| 00:31:53 |
That's not good, man. |
| 00:31:55 |
You're gonna have to be |
| 00:31:56 |
- What? |
| 00:31:59 |
this will give you an excuse to be |
| 00:32:01 |
Helping her out, being |
| 00:32:05 |
You'll be her confident. |
| 00:32:07 |
And you can use that time to point |
| 00:32:10 |
- And that she doesn't even know this guy at all! |
| 00:32:13 |
- What? |
| 00:32:15 |
Look, I don't know what your |
| 00:32:18 |
You got a better chance of stopping |
| 00:32:21 |
from "inside" |
| 00:32:23 |
And they say that you can |
| 00:32:28 |
Come on man. If you're serious and you |
| 00:32:31 |
You're gonna have to |
| 00:32:34 |
Whatever. |
| 00:32:47 |
- The dress is beautiful. |
| 00:32:50 |
- I am so happy you're gonna do this! |
| 00:32:54 |
For this wedding, I am willing |
| 00:32:56 |
- I'm so excited! |
| 00:32:58 |
So let me tell you who the |
| 00:33:00 |
- Okay! |
| 00:33:01 |
- Stephanie, great. |
| 00:33:03 |
- Good! |
| 00:33:05 |
Hillary, I don't know Hillary. |
| 00:33:06 |
- She's the best |
| 00:33:08 |
- And Melissa. |
| 00:33:10 |
- I had to, Tom, she's my cousin. |
| 00:33:12 |
- Well, you broke her heart. |
| 00:33:15 |
- It was an accident. |
| 00:33:17 |
I was completely honest with her. |
| 00:33:19 |
And she agreed. |
| 00:33:21 |
So sometimes our hearts don't |
| 00:33:23 |
That's good, you should |
| 00:33:24 |
And, she's been wanting to be my |
| 00:33:27 |
so now she's really gonna |
| 00:33:29 |
Here they are now. |
| 00:33:31 |
Okay. Well as your Maid of Honor, |
| 00:33:46 |
Oh, hi! |
| 00:33:49 |
Yes! The bride to be! |
| 00:33:51 |
- Hello, you must be Tom. |
| 00:33:53 |
You look gorgeous. |
| 00:33:55 |
Stephanie, how are you doing? |
| 00:33:58 |
- Are you kidding! |
| 00:34:00 |
Look at that... |
| 00:34:05 |
- This was great. |
| 00:34:08 |
Go on. |
| 00:34:17 |
- Tom, have you met Colin yet? |
| 00:34:20 |
- Isn't he dreamy? |
| 00:34:25 |
Could someone please pass |
| 00:34:28 |
Could someone who's not a masogenist, |
| 00:34:34 |
- Hallo? |
| 00:34:37 |
It's Colin, you guys. |
| 00:34:40 |
Hi, babe! |
| 00:34:44 |
So cute! |
| 00:34:48 |
We only have 9 days before |
| 00:34:50 |
- so we have to act quickly. |
| 00:34:52 |
I've been a "MOH" 6 times, |
| 00:34:54 |
that needs to be done, even though |
| 00:34:57 |
- What is a "MOH"? |
| 00:35:00 |
Maid Of Honor. |
| 00:35:01 |
- Yes! |
| 00:35:04 |
No, it's going great. |
| 00:35:08 |
So we got the bridal shower |
| 00:35:11 |
- The "kilt"... |
| 00:35:12 |
- Okay... perfect. |
| 00:35:14 |
Shopping for Hannah's true self... |
| 00:35:16 |
- That's gonna be great. |
| 00:35:19 |
It's lingerie. For her |
| 00:35:22 |
How do you expect to be a good |
| 00:35:25 |
- She's talking to me. |
| 00:35:28 |
- You just did. |
| 00:35:31 |
Did I break a rule? |
| 00:35:34 |
How about we focus on the |
| 00:35:35 |
- Good idea. |
| 00:35:36 |
Okay, I need, dress sizes. |
| 00:35:38 |
- I'm a four. |
| 00:35:40 |
- Eight. |
| 00:35:45 |
You know, Hillary... |
| 00:35:49 |
- confortable in like a, twelve? |
| 00:35:53 |
- I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast. |
| 00:35:56 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:35:57 |
Water, peachraisin/aplepect in shark extract, |
| 00:36:00 |
And Lowry's Seasoning Salt. |
| 00:36:02 |
- What about food? |
| 00:36:04 |
I'm going to look amazing in that dress, |
| 00:36:08 |
I'm gonna be happy! |
| 00:36:12 |
Got it. |
| 00:36:13 |
What's your dress size, |
| 00:36:15 |
I don't know. What's your jock |
| 00:36:18 |
That's enough! Enough! |
| 00:36:20 |
Sorry. But will you guys |
| 00:36:23 |
She's happy, finally. |
| 00:36:25 |
So please, for Hannah, |
| 00:36:28 |
put a smile on our faces |
| 00:36:31 |
- Here she comes. |
| 00:36:36 |
- What did he say? |
| 00:36:41 |
Isn't that great? |
| 00:36:43 |
How's it going? |
| 00:36:44 |
- Good, really good. |
| 00:36:48 |
- And it's pretty much done. |
| 00:36:51 |
- Tom. |
| 00:36:53 |
- Here. |
| 00:36:55 |
She does bridal shower entertainment. |
| 00:36:58 |
and Hannah loved it. She reads Tarot |
| 00:37:00 |
That's great. |
| 00:37:02 |
I'm not doing it for you, |
| 00:37:04 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:07 |
It should have been me... |
| 00:37:08 |
- I'll talk with you tommorow. |
| 00:37:09 |
- Bye, Tom. |
| 00:37:11 |
- Bye, Hillary. |
| 00:37:12 |
You too, bye. |
| 00:37:13 |
I just had a very nice |
| 00:37:16 |
- Can I ask you a favor? |
| 00:37:17 |
My mother and grandmother are |
| 00:37:20 |
And I have so much to plan... |
| 00:37:22 |
I was wondering if you and the boys could |
| 00:37:25 |
- Entertain him? |
| 00:37:27 |
- Sure. |
| 00:37:29 |
So are you more proud of |
| 00:37:34 |
I think they're both american. |
| 00:37:36 |
- So wait, you invited this guy to play ball with us? |
| 00:37:39 |
I need to get to know his |
| 00:37:41 |
I like his green shirts. |
| 00:37:45 |
Yeah, it's my shirt |
| 00:37:46 |
- It's your shirt? |
| 00:37:47 |
- Looks good on him, huh? |
| 00:37:49 |
Why don't you play with him? |
| 00:37:51 |
Thanks. |
| 00:37:52 |
Colin, have you ever played |
| 00:37:54 |
We would call this "netball", |
| 00:37:58 |
so, no I don't have much |
| 00:38:00 |
- Hi, I do. Need one more? |
| 00:38:04 |
Alright. |
| 00:38:05 |
- Alright, "girls", you ready? |
| 00:38:09 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:10 |
- You alright there? |
| 00:38:13 |
- I'm open. I'm open. |
| 00:38:15 |
You gotta hold on to the ball, man! |
| 00:38:19 |
Homos! Homos! |
| 00:38:22 |
Let's get the scottish girl |
| 00:38:24 |
You wanna start a game cause |
| 00:38:26 |
There you go. |
| 00:38:27 |
Here you go. That was good. |
| 00:38:29 |
Good. |
| 00:38:30 |
Shoot it. Guys. |
| 00:38:34 |
- I like it! |
| 00:38:35 |
- Come on! |
| 00:38:42 |
You ok? |
| 00:38:43 |
Ok, basket. |
| 00:38:47 |
- You know what I'm learning? |
| 00:38:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:51 |
- Wow, "Fault". |
| 00:38:53 |
That's it! That's it! |
| 00:38:55 |
Hey, I look good now, don't I? |
| 00:38:57 |
Here we go. |
| 00:39:01 |
Put it in the basket! |
| 00:39:03 |
- In the basket! |
| 00:39:10 |
- Sorry, guys. |
| 00:39:12 |
Probably not allowed to just |
| 00:39:14 |
- He dunks the ball. |
| 00:39:15 |
He dunks the ball... |
| 00:39:18 |
That was awsome! You can dunk! |
| 00:39:22 |
If that's allowed, why |
| 00:39:24 |
If we could, we would. |
| 00:39:27 |
- Play? |
| 00:39:29 |
- No. |
| 00:39:42 |
- Score! |
| 00:39:49 |
- Yes! |
| 00:39:52 |
My brother! |
| 00:39:53 |
- Looks like you're getting more competition.. |
| 00:39:56 |
I love this guy! |
| 00:40:12 |
Shit. |
| 00:40:15 |
- You alright? |
| 00:40:16 |
What happening? |
| 00:40:19 |
My boy's got mad cow |
| 00:40:23 |
We have got to get some dirt |
| 00:40:25 |
I got a guy I use when a spouse |
| 00:40:28 |
Everybody's got skeletons in the closet. |
| 00:40:31 |
- and my guy's the best. |
| 00:40:33 |
Don't worry, I'll charge you dubble |
| 00:40:36 |
I mean, it's a cheep thing to do. |
| 00:40:37 |
- He play's cheep, you gotta match that. |
| 00:40:40 |
That whole thing with |
| 00:40:42 |
Making her fall in love |
| 00:40:44 |
That "monster thing" of his. |
| 00:40:47 |
Fine. |
| 00:40:53 |
That's cool. |
| 00:40:55 |
VIA ESPRESSA NASSAU/VAN WYCK |
| 00:41:07 |
What's he gonna do, |
| 00:41:10 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:41:19 |
Thanks, Tom. |
| 00:41:21 |
- Yeah, have a great flight. |
| 00:41:26 |
Come on... |
| 00:41:32 |
- I love you, Colin. |
| 00:41:34 |
Bye. |
| 00:41:39 |
- Yeah... |
| 00:41:44 |
- Need some chap stick? |
| 00:41:46 |
So... What church should |
| 00:41:48 |
Grace's Church. |
| 00:41:59 |
Thank you so much for coming |
| 00:42:01 |
- No problem. |
| 00:42:04 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:42:05 |
He married my parents and insisted |
| 00:42:09 |
Why didn't Colin stay and do |
| 00:42:11 |
It was more important for him |
| 00:42:13 |
The Grand Counsil |
| 00:42:16 |
I don't know. Grand? |
| 00:42:17 |
I'm not Scottish and his family |
| 00:42:21 |
What? |
| 00:42:22 |
Royalty. |
| 00:42:24 |
Royalty? |
| 00:42:25 |
- Royalty? Is he like a King? |
| 00:42:32 |
A Duke? |
| 00:42:39 |
- Hannah, darling. |
| 00:42:43 |
And this must be the lucky young man |
| 00:42:46 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:42:48 |
- I'm not marrying him |
| 00:42:49 |
This is Tom, |
| 00:42:53 |
- Maid of Honor? |
| 00:42:54 |
How about that... |
| 00:42:56 |
We have many gay and lesbian |
| 00:43:00 |
Welcome. |
| 00:43:11 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:43:18 |
So... |
| 00:43:19 |
- Let's talk about the wedding. |
| 00:43:21 |
I need to get some details |
| 00:43:24 |
- Colin. |
| 00:43:26 |
I want to work it |
| 00:43:28 |
Okay. It was such a |
| 00:43:31 |
Yes, enlighten me. |
| 00:43:36 |
Hannah, darling. |
| 00:43:38 |
Hannah, I think it's important |
| 00:43:41 |
and tell the Reverend all |
| 00:43:43 |
- All that you love about him. |
| 00:43:45 |
And not just the obvious stuff, |
| 00:43:46 |
but those unique characteristics |
| 00:43:49 |
Those things that make you |
| 00:43:54 |
"That's so Colin". |
| 00:43:58 |
Right... |
| 00:43:59 |
And then, maybe you could get some |
| 00:44:03 |
and emphasize their unique bond, |
| 00:44:07 |
Off course. |
| 00:44:09 |
We could talk about |
| 00:44:11 |
Well, that's always a |
| 00:44:14 |
Hannah... Elaborate... |
| 00:44:16 |
Tell me more about him. |
| 00:44:25 |
Where did you meet? |
| 00:44:27 |
- In Scotland... |
| 00:44:30 |
Your first summer in New York City, |
| 00:44:32 |
and he asked you to move in |
| 00:44:35 |
And it was right around that time |
| 00:44:37 |
And became obsessed |
| 00:44:39 |
of this woman who had this |
| 00:44:42 |
And Hannah said: "That |
| 00:44:44 |
of that woman better |
| 00:44:47 |
I can't believe you |
| 00:44:49 |
I also remembered that she |
| 00:44:52 |
passionate about that painting |
| 00:44:55 |
And she wondered if she could |
| 00:44:56 |
that could make her feel this |
| 00:44:59 |
That's good. |
| 00:45:01 |
That's good. |
| 00:45:03 |
Modigliani. |
| 00:45:05 |
Now I know why you picked |
| 00:45:08 |
Yes... |
| 00:45:12 |
Come on! Who's ready to loose some |
| 00:45:15 |
You guys are late. |
| 00:45:16 |
- How you holding up, champ? |
| 00:45:17 |
What the hell is this? |
| 00:45:20 |
- Hannah's shower's in the morning . |
| 00:45:22 |
We're not gonna play until |
| 00:45:24 |
and everything else gets done. |
| 00:45:25 |
- What about this party mix? |
| 00:45:28 |
This is perfect... |
| 00:45:30 |
- Come on Felix, take that off... |
| 00:45:32 |
- That's funny... |
| 00:45:33 |
You'll have to, |
| 00:45:35 |
- Take this. |
| 00:45:36 |
No, I'm not playing with baskets. |
| 00:45:42 |
You put "Bayberry" with "Serenidade". |
| 00:45:44 |
- You don't like? |
| 00:45:45 |
Just thought it was obvious that |
| 00:45:48 |
Really? I've been putting "Bayberry" |
| 00:45:52 |
- That I like. That's Zen. |
| 00:45:54 |
You know what I like? I like how |
| 00:45:57 |
I like that so much that I'm gonna |
| 00:46:01 |
That's a good idea. |
| 00:46:02 |
- Yeah. Do another ball. |
| 00:46:04 |
Come and curl some ribbon. |
| 00:46:06 |
I can feel my sperm dying inside |
| 00:46:09 |
Shut up and grab a basket. |
| 00:46:11 |
I'm going to a strip club |
| 00:46:14 |
Then I'm gonna get into a fight. |
| 00:46:16 |
Call me when you find your |
| 00:46:18 |
Alright, tuff guy. |
| 00:46:19 |
Or maybe they're in the basket, |
| 00:46:23 |
Someone's afraid of his |
| 00:46:26 |
Look at that... Nice job |
| 00:46:28 |
Look at that. |
| 00:46:29 |
- Perfect. Perfect. |
| 00:46:31 |
- Look at us. |
| 00:46:33 |
- Can't loose. |
| 00:46:38 |
Hello ladies. |
| 00:46:41 |
- Tom! |
| 00:46:42 |
Good. Everything looks wonderful. |
| 00:46:45 |
This is the best shower |
| 00:46:46 |
Really? You think so? |
| 00:46:48 |
You know what, Hillary? |
| 00:46:50 |
No, Tom. I'm fine. |
| 00:46:56 |
Fine. I'm okay. |
| 00:46:57 |
What you ladies would go |
| 00:47:00 |
This pretty much blows your rule out of |
| 00:47:04 |
What good is a rule if you |
| 00:47:06 |
I'm very, very impressed |
| 00:47:08 |
Listen to that. |
| 00:47:10 |
Gay Gordon's party remix, |
| 00:47:15 |
Hear the horn. |
| 00:47:17 |
- It's good isn't it? |
| 00:47:18 |
Let me turn it up there... |
| 00:47:20 |
- It's a little loud... |
| 00:47:22 |
- It's a little loud! |
| 00:47:25 |
Look at this. Try this. |
| 00:47:27 |
It's pepper, cheese, chopped up baby |
| 00:47:32 |
- How are you? |
| 00:47:32 |
It's a Scottish delicacy. |
| 00:47:38 |
Ladies, ladies. |
| 00:47:40 |
What just came, |
| 00:47:44 |
It's from Colin, everyone. |
| 00:47:47 |
Oh wait. There's a card. |
| 00:47:50 |
For: "Hannah". |
| 00:47:52 |
"Hannah, my love, this is the ekstremely |
| 00:47:57 |
This? |
| 00:47:58 |
"They only bloom for 4 hours |
| 00:48:01 |
He must have timed this out |
| 00:48:04 |
Oh my gosh, when we first met, |
| 00:48:07 |
at the countryside to |
| 00:48:10 |
Sweetheart, that's the must romantic |
| 00:48:14 |
Thanks mom. |
| 00:48:15 |
Joan, good to see you. |
| 00:48:17 |
Easter, wasn't it? |
| 00:48:19 |
Yes. You slept with |
| 00:48:22 |
She told you? |
| 00:48:24 |
Yes... |
| 00:48:25 |
This is grandmom Pearl. |
| 00:48:27 |
- How are you? |
| 00:48:32 |
That's right. |
| 00:48:34 |
- Okay... |
| 00:48:37 |
- It's great. |
| 00:48:39 |
This is even better than |
| 00:48:40 |
- Oh, really? |
| 00:48:41 |
Everything seems to |
| 00:48:43 |
Sharon would like to know |
| 00:48:44 |
- Who? |
| 00:48:46 |
Ah, yes... I mean good. |
| 00:48:51 |
Hello everybody. Hi, I'm Sharon. |
| 00:48:55 |
Yeah, come on, right |
| 00:48:57 |
This was my idea, you know? |
| 00:48:59 |
I know how much you loved her from |
| 00:49:01 |
Before we start, I would like for us |
| 00:49:04 |
She wasn't at |
| 00:49:06 |
- She wasn't? |
| 00:49:08 |
- And now exhale slowly... |
| 00:49:09 |
Good job. |
| 00:49:10 |
It's very important to |
| 00:49:13 |
And connect to |
| 00:49:17 |
Before I present the |
| 00:49:19 |
Pleasureries? |
| 00:49:21 |
Now... |
| 00:49:22 |
These pleasuries are best used when |
| 00:49:27 |
And today, I'm going to show you ladies |
| 00:49:32 |
All of these aids are |
| 00:49:35 |
And look what we have here... |
| 00:49:39 |
You look hungry. |
| 00:49:41 |
There you go. |
| 00:49:43 |
Now ladies, what pleasure |
| 00:49:47 |
Glow-in-the-dark thunderbeets? |
| 00:49:49 |
These are terrific. |
| 00:49:51 |
Two for one. |
| 00:49:53 |
Okay? |
| 00:49:54 |
There you go. |
| 00:49:57 |
Where do these go? |
| 00:50:02 |
From casual writing to evening wear. |
| 00:50:06 |
Why don't you keep those? |
| 00:50:08 |
And they match your |
| 00:50:21 |
Hannah, are you okay? |
| 00:50:25 |
You know that I've dreamt |
| 00:50:27 |
ever since I was |
| 00:50:28 |
No... |
| 00:50:29 |
Strangely enough, the image |
| 00:50:32 |
and glow-in-the-dark thunderbeets |
| 00:50:34 |
It's not funny, Tom. |
| 00:50:37 |
Do you have any idea how |
| 00:50:41 |
The Gay Gordon, pink Haggis, |
| 00:50:45 |
Just understand something, |
| 00:50:47 |
Oh please! There's always |
| 00:50:50 |
I never even should have asked |
| 00:50:53 |
You don't even believe in marriage |
| 00:50:55 |
You know, I might. |
| 00:50:59 |
I gotta get back. |
| 00:51:14 |
Melissa's pretty good. |
| 00:51:15 |
Look, the whole goal here was to |
| 00:51:18 |
and that she doesn't know |
| 00:51:21 |
That I'm the right |
| 00:51:24 |
That did not happen. |
| 00:51:26 |
Stella. No, baby. |
| 00:51:30 |
Yeah, but your still |
| 00:51:32 |
I don't know. I think she |
| 00:51:34 |
How does somebody |
| 00:51:36 |
Tell me about it. |
| 00:51:38 |
- You know what? I got an idea. |
| 00:51:40 |
To prove to Hannah that |
| 00:51:42 |
we have to make you the best |
| 00:51:44 |
Right. |
| 00:51:45 |
- I'm out of loss. Completely stunned. |
| 00:51:47 |
My guy couldn't find any |
| 00:51:49 |
This has never happened. |
| 00:51:51 |
Glad that happened to me. |
| 00:51:51 |
You know, he's got |
| 00:51:53 |
- Cool! |
| 00:51:55 |
He's actually got a Medal of Honor. |
| 00:51:57 |
That's funny, because we |
| 00:52:02 |
Let's stay focused. |
| 00:52:03 |
Look, the point is, we're not gonna |
| 00:52:05 |
Yeah, so we need to make |
| 00:52:08 |
Yeah, we need to |
| 00:52:09 |
- Good... |
| 00:52:10 |
That you're growing up... |
| 00:52:12 |
I am changing. |
| 00:52:14 |
- Good!. Then this should be easy for you. |
| 00:52:16 |
These are bridal magazines from |
| 00:52:19 |
each with a feature article on |
| 00:52:22 |
Perfect! "Über Bride"... |
| 00:52:24 |
I got these guys in Bangdelur that we're |
| 00:52:28 |
- Great. |
| 00:52:30 |
- Here's the "Main course" |
| 00:52:32 |
My wife Deb is a A-type personality, |
| 00:52:36 |
- Sure... |
| 00:52:37 |
- Hate that about her. |
| 00:52:38 |
Anyway, she rented this when |
| 00:52:41 |
for her yoga teacher. |
| 00:52:43 |
This is "the goods". |
| 00:52:47 |
12 STEPS DOWN THE ALTAR |
| 00:52:54 |
Hi, I'm Elisabeth Hasselbeck |
| 00:52:56 |
you've purchased this program. |
| 00:52:58 |
And I'm proud of you... |
| 00:52:59 |
Because it shows that |
| 00:53:01 |
an ordinary friend and loved one. |
| 00:53:03 |
No. You and I are gonna work together |
| 00:53:08 |
When we're through, you'll know |
| 00:53:11 |
Crockery, nuptial eticette |
| 00:53:15 |
What's the length... |
| 00:53:17 |
No longer than the brides. |
| 00:53:18 |
What if you know someone |
| 00:53:21 |
You got to send an |
| 00:53:22 |
Recieving line? |
| 00:53:24 |
Recieving line? |
| 00:53:26 |
If there's a recieving line, it means I've failed, |
| 00:53:29 |
Right. It was a trick question. |
| 00:53:31 |
Who was the runner up MVP in 1974? |
| 00:53:33 |
No, these questions all have |
| 00:53:34 |
being the best Maid Of Honor |
| 00:53:36 |
Alright. |
| 00:53:38 |
I thought we were just |
| 00:53:41 |
Go sit down. |
| 00:53:42 |
Basic duties of the |
| 00:53:44 |
Manage the bridesmaids, |
| 00:53:47 |
Basic duties as You as |
| 00:53:49 |
Show Hannah that I've matured, |
| 00:53:52 |
and that I need to destroy |
| 00:53:54 |
- What happens if you fail at that task? |
| 00:53:58 |
- What are we gonna do? |
| 00:54:00 |
- What are we gonna do? |
| 00:54:02 |
- What are we gonna do? |
| 00:54:04 |
Steal the bride! |
| 00:54:06 |
And remember... |
| 00:54:07 |
Weather it is helping with the seating chart |
| 00:54:10 |
the perfect Maid Of Honor is |
| 00:54:15 |
You didn't have to clear your |
| 00:54:17 |
Are you kidding? |
| 00:54:19 |
The perfect Maid of Honor is |
| 00:54:22 |
A changed man... |
| 00:54:24 |
I am indeed. |
| 00:54:26 |
I don't even know where to begin. |
| 00:54:28 |
When choosing a china |
| 00:54:30 |
you need to think about what type |
| 00:54:36 |
Look. Now don't be afraid |
| 00:54:40 |
It's important, even with |
| 00:54:42 |
What you wanna do, is stur |
| 00:54:45 |
Make it come alive with color |
| 00:54:49 |
Also, at the end of the day... |
| 00:54:54 |
...Connections. |
| 00:54:56 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:54:59 |
Let's go. |
| 00:55:01 |
If you think I'm good with plates, |
| 00:55:03 |
- Lingerie, perfect. |
| 00:55:05 |
You'll be able to pick out |
| 00:55:07 |
- No! |
| 00:55:11 |
Who's taken off more lingerie |
| 00:55:13 |
let's put your "whore-ing" |
| 00:55:17 |
Good point. |
| 00:55:21 |
So how did it go with the |
| 00:55:23 |
Great. Colin got them to |
| 00:55:26 |
Great. |
| 00:55:30 |
So, I gotta tell you... |
| 00:55:34 |
- I have to thank you. |
| 00:55:37 |
For asking me to be your |
| 00:55:39 |
I know this is gonna |
| 00:55:43 |
You've really opened my eyes, |
| 00:55:47 |
- Yeah, right... |
| 00:55:50 |
- Have you met someone, Tom? |
| 00:55:53 |
Then how can you |
| 00:55:57 |
I don't know, I just... |
| 00:56:04 |
I don't know. |
| 00:56:23 |
What do you think? |
| 00:56:25 |
Think Colin will like it? |
| 00:56:29 |
No... no. |
| 00:56:31 |
- What? |
| 00:56:35 |
It's cute. |
| 00:56:36 |
"Cute"? I do not wanna look |
| 00:56:40 |
Just put this on. |
| 00:56:41 |
That's my coat. |
| 00:56:43 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:56:49 |
Here let me get you |
| 00:56:53 |
I can't believe this is my |
| 00:56:55 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:56:58 |
I've been meaning to tell you, Tom. |
| 00:57:00 |
When I leave tomorrow, |
| 00:57:04 |
I've decided to move to |
| 00:57:08 |
- You're leaving New York? |
| 00:57:12 |
It's exciting, you know? |
| 00:57:14 |
He's next in line to take |
| 00:57:18 |
It's a whole new chapter. |
| 00:57:25 |
- You were amazing today, you know that? |
| 00:57:27 |
Yeah. I had no idea you could |
| 00:57:30 |
- Yeah, well... |
| 00:57:32 |
- Yeah, I know. |
| 00:57:37 |
Come here. |
| 00:57:45 |
- See you in Scotland soon, okay? |
| 00:57:52 |
I'll miss you. |
| 00:58:02 |
Scotland... |
| 00:58:13 |
Come, baby. |
| 00:58:18 |
He likes you. |
| 00:58:20 |
- Hi. |
| 00:58:23 |
- Nice dogs. |
| 00:58:25 |
- Callum? |
| 00:58:29 |
What kind of dog is that? |
| 00:58:30 |
- He's a Scottie. |
| 00:58:33 |
That's perfect. |
| 00:58:46 |
I've never felt like this before. |
| 00:58:49 |
So hopeless. |
| 00:58:50 |
So, tell me again, why you |
| 00:58:53 |
To be with her, make her happy. |
| 00:58:58 |
Maybe that was all wrong. Maybe he's |
| 00:59:01 |
He's scottish, he can dunk, |
| 00:59:04 |
Nobody's perfect. But I tell you, |
| 00:59:08 |
It was a gift from Colin. |
| 00:59:11 |
Swell. |
| 00:59:13 |
I can't go. I can't watch |
| 00:59:17 |
She's moving to Scotland, |
| 00:59:19 |
- Crap. |
| 00:59:22 |
Said by a pussy and used |
| 00:59:27 |
- Casablanca. "Bogie" put's her on a plane. |
| 00:59:30 |
- "Bogie"'s a pussy? |
| 00:59:33 |
You know, I've only |
| 00:59:36 |
Most amazing woman in the world. |
| 00:59:40 |
But I was young, stupid, |
| 00:59:45 |
In my great list of mistakes, |
| 00:59:48 |
- Who was this? |
| 00:59:52 |
When I finally found out how stupid |
| 00:59:57 |
I was too late. |
| 01:00:00 |
She wouldn't take me back. |
| 01:00:02 |
She was right. |
| 01:00:05 |
And then it really |
| 01:00:14 |
By the way... |
| 01:00:23 |
Dad... |
| 01:00:29 |
Hey... Go an get her, |
| 01:00:35 |
- What about the dresses? |
| 01:00:38 |
- I gave you the tracking adress... |
| 01:00:42 |
So, Colin and Hannah are gonna |
| 01:00:45 |
- Okay. |
| 01:00:47 |
- Thomas. |
| 01:00:49 |
Go get 'em, Maid of Honor. |
| 01:00:50 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:00:53 |
- And steal the bride. |
| 01:00:57 |
Thanks for everything, man. |
| 01:00:59 |
- Alright, baby. |
| 01:01:02 |
I'll see you later. |
| 01:01:11 |
- This is like a fairy tale. |
| 01:01:15 |
- I know. |
| 01:01:18 |
- How has she ever found such a great guy? |
| 01:01:21 |
- I know... |
| 01:01:51 |
What's your name? |
| 01:01:53 |
You're a pretty dog. |
| 01:02:03 |
- That's his house? |
| 01:02:06 |
The McMurray's have homes for each |
| 01:02:10 |
They also have an Autumn home, |
| 01:02:13 |
I know the seasons, |
| 01:02:15 |
Somebody's richer |
| 01:02:16 |
I guess you are gonna have to |
| 01:02:40 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:02:48 |
The entire castle was actually build |
| 01:02:51 |
- This is incredible, isn't it? |
| 01:02:56 |
Grandma Pearl, Joan, this is |
| 01:03:04 |
- How do you do? |
| 01:03:05 |
- How do you do? |
| 01:03:07 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:03:08 |
Everyone, I want you to meet someone |
| 01:03:11 |
and who has been her life-long friend, |
| 01:03:16 |
- Hi, how is... |
| 01:03:19 |
He's a bloke?! |
| 01:03:20 |
- How do you do? |
| 01:03:22 |
- Mungo. |
| 01:03:24 |
Definitely gay. |
| 01:03:26 |
And these are the bridesmaids. |
| 01:03:31 |
- How do you do? |
| 01:03:33 |
- Hi. |
| 01:03:37 |
How do you do? |
| 01:03:40 |
- So... what do you think? |
| 01:03:44 |
Look can we get together, |
| 01:03:46 |
- Tom, do wanna see your chamber? |
| 01:03:49 |
- Okay, follow me |
| 01:04:01 |
Thank you. |
| 01:04:04 |
Thank you! |
| 01:04:06 |
Now then... I think just a few more |
| 01:04:11 |
Lovely. |
| 01:04:13 |
- What do you guys think? |
| 01:04:16 |
- It is so pretty... With the vail... |
| 01:04:20 |
Tom... What do you think? |
| 01:04:22 |
Of...? |
| 01:04:27 |
This sash will go on the dress. |
| 01:04:31 |
- Really? |
| 01:04:36 |
What's up with that? |
| 01:04:37 |
Well... |
| 01:04:38 |
I'm not.. entirely sure... |
| 01:04:41 |
Oh no, you see... |
| 01:04:44 |
Tom, you're the Maid of Honor, |
| 01:04:47 |
- I'm supportive. |
| 01:04:49 |
- No, I am. |
| 01:04:50 |
You're doing good, you're good... |
| 01:04:53 |
Hannah... |
| 01:04:54 |
Actually, your hair... |
| 01:04:58 |
- Really? |
| 01:05:01 |
The games will be starting soon. |
| 01:05:04 |
- Games? |
| 01:05:07 |
- Our costumes? |
| 01:05:09 |
The Highland games. |
| 01:05:10 |
It's a tradtion, |
| 01:05:13 |
It goes right back to the time |
| 01:05:15 |
that he was man enough to |
| 01:05:18 |
If he didn't win, he |
| 01:05:21 |
No problem |
| 01:05:28 |
Welcome, one an all |
| 01:05:31 |
Men have travelled from all four |
| 01:05:34 |
to compete in feets of |
| 01:05:37 |
But only one warrior will be |
| 01:05:44 |
One warrior that needs no introduction |
| 01:05:49 |
- Isn't Colin handsome? |
| 01:05:51 |
here, all the way from America, |
| 01:05:57 |
Who I think you can all agree, |
| 01:06:03 |
- Who was in charge of that? |
| 01:06:28 |
They're really giving their all. |
| 01:06:31 |
And we're running neck and neck... |
| 01:06:37 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:06:39 |
the result of today's Highland Games |
| 01:06:43 |
The competition is down to |
| 01:06:46 |
A tree... |
| 01:06:52 |
What a toss! |
| 01:06:55 |
Way to go, Colin! |
| 01:06:57 |
Okay, Tom. Let's see |
| 01:07:01 |
The whole competition rests |
| 01:07:04 |
Look at that Yanksie!. |
| 01:07:07 |
Alright. Okay.. |
| 01:07:10 |
Come on, Tom! |
| 01:07:13 |
Okay. I can do this. |
| 01:07:16 |
Here we go. Great. |
| 01:07:18 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 01:07:21 |
Here we go. Here we go. |
| 01:07:22 |
Here we go, Oh... |
| 01:07:25 |
Watch out, watch out. |
| 01:07:42 |
That's gonna cost the Yank |
| 01:07:48 |
- What an ass! |
| 01:07:51 |
our very own Colin McMurray! |
| 01:08:05 |
That's great. |
| 01:08:07 |
*For my love is like a melody* |
| 01:08:11 |
*That sweetly played in June* |
| 01:08:14 |
*As fair are thou, my bunnylass* |
| 01:08:18 |
*say deep in love am I* |
| 01:08:22 |
*And I will love thee still, my dear* |
| 01:08:27 |
*till all the seas gang dry* |
| 01:08:32 |
*And I will love thee still, |
| 01:08:37 |
*Though'd were a thousand miles*. |
| 01:08:46 |
Well done, My boy. |
| 01:08:47 |
Well done! |
| 01:08:51 |
That was so...! |
| 01:08:53 |
Well done, my boy. |
| 01:09:03 |
Robert Burns, who wrote that song, |
| 01:09:10 |
No, no, auntie. We haven't had any "berns" yet, |
| 01:09:14 |
"Berns" means children. |
| 01:09:16 |
I'm so sorry, I'm having a hard |
| 01:09:19 |
- "Ethel". |
| 01:09:22 |
It's a name, for the children. |
| 01:09:24 |
- "Ethel". |
| 01:09:27 |
Little Ethel. |
| 01:09:30 |
Yeah. We won't be naming our |
| 01:09:34 |
Maybe if he was a teenager... |
| 01:09:36 |
My mother's third cousin was |
| 01:09:38 |
We're a long line |
| 01:09:42 |
Maybe... Maybe we'll keep |
| 01:09:58 |
- So, Hannah, do you like the vensen? |
| 01:10:03 |
Colin shot it. |
| 01:10:06 |
- Stop, mum. You'll make me blush. |
| 01:10:10 |
- What moment is that? |
| 01:10:13 |
I filmed it. |
| 01:10:18 |
Right between the eyes. |
| 01:10:23 |
In fact, everything we are eating |
| 01:10:28 |
- To Colin! |
| 01:10:30 |
In your honor, Hannah. |
| 01:10:33 |
That is so thoughtful... |
| 01:10:35 |
I'm so sorry, I didn't kill |
| 01:10:44 |
Gosh... |
| 01:10:47 |
- Uhm... |
| 01:10:49 |
Don't... Don't do that. |
| 01:10:52 |
You want some... |
| 01:10:56 |
Here. I'll give you some. |
| 01:11:08 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:11:13 |
Excuse me, sir. There you go. |
| 01:11:16 |
- Delighted, Tom. |
| 01:11:18 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:11:21 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:11:24 |
A little birdy tells me that Colin personally |
| 01:11:29 |
- Tom... |
| 01:11:31 |
I say "a little birdy told me", |
| 01:11:35 |
Listen, seriously... |
| 01:11:37 |
Can we go somewhere private |
| 01:11:40 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:11:46 |
Bagpipes... |
| 01:11:49 |
Oh, My God... |
| 01:11:52 |
He's been playing the bag pipes ever since |
| 01:11:58 |
- Every night? |
| 01:12:03 |
- What kind of necklace is that? |
| 01:12:21 |
- Hi, mom. |
| 01:12:27 |
- Some evening, huh? |
| 01:12:32 |
This is so you can have a little |
| 01:12:36 |
Thank you. |
| 01:12:40 |
Look at you... |
| 01:12:43 |
There's you and Melissa. |
| 01:12:50 |
Do you remember this? |
| 01:12:51 |
It was taken at the lake, when you father |
| 01:12:57 |
- I miss dad so much |
| 01:13:01 |
I just wish that he could |
| 01:13:03 |
He was always so worried, |
| 01:13:07 |
- No, he wasn't. |
| 01:13:10 |
He could be so "off days" sometimes... |
| 01:13:12 |
What? |
| 01:13:14 |
Well, it's just... He was always convinced |
| 01:13:20 |
Really? |
| 01:13:24 |
- I'll see you in the morning. |
| 01:13:30 |
It's pulling off a bandaid. |
| 01:13:35 |
- I just haven't found the right time. |
| 01:13:39 |
Anytime is the right time to say |
| 01:13:44 |
- Right. |
| 01:13:46 |
Take the shot, win the game |
| 01:13:50 |
And stop running up my long-distance |
| 01:13:53 |
Right, right okay. |
| 01:13:57 |
God, come on. You can do this, Tom. |
| 01:14:14 |
- Hey. |
| 01:14:15 |
I thought we could go for a |
| 01:14:18 |
- Good idea. I need some help. |
| 01:14:25 |
- What do you think? |
| 01:14:27 |
I've been working on them all week |
| 01:14:29 |
At first I went for the "emotion", |
| 01:14:33 |
Then I tried to be funny... |
| 01:14:34 |
I don't know if Scots have the same |
| 01:14:37 |
So now I am back to something basic |
| 01:14:40 |
I'm crazy about you. |
| 01:14:41 |
I think of you all the time and |
| 01:14:45 |
Really? |
| 01:14:47 |
Really. |
| 01:14:48 |
- That's so "generic". |
| 01:14:51 |
- Yeah! |
| 01:14:52 |
- It totally is! |
| 01:14:54 |
It sounds like something you're supposed |
| 01:15:02 |
Alright. How about... |
| 01:15:07 |
Nobody in the world makes |
| 01:15:12 |
You're my best friend. |
| 01:15:16 |
I just wanna be with you. |
| 01:15:20 |
Look, look! |
| 01:15:25 |
Let's go, let's go! |
| 01:15:27 |
- Hannah, let's go! |
| 01:15:30 |
- It's her "taking out". |
| 01:15:33 |
We dress her up and then we |
| 01:15:35 |
- That's wierd... |
| 01:15:37 |
- Really? |
| 01:15:39 |
and we sell your kisses |
| 01:15:42 |
- Sell your kisses? |
| 01:15:47 |
Come on, it's like a Scottish |
| 01:15:53 |
Okay, Okay... |
| 01:16:06 |
- Okay, come on! |
| 01:16:19 |
Change for kisses! |
| 01:16:23 |
Instead of Whiskeys. |
| 01:16:26 |
It's her "taking-out"! |
| 01:17:08 |
One more, alright, alright. |
| 01:17:17 |
- Another! |
| 01:17:18 |
Thank you. |
| 01:17:24 |
This is all I have. |
| 01:18:09 |
- Oh, my God! My God, you guys! |
| 01:18:13 |
We have to get more kisses. |
| 01:18:17 |
Kisses! |
| 01:19:20 |
- I can't take it anymore! |
| 01:19:23 |
- Let's do it again. |
| 01:19:24 |
- For old time's sake... |
| 01:19:26 |
- I need to make this up to you... |
| 01:19:29 |
No, I'm really unhappy. |
| 01:19:32 |
- That's fine. |
| 01:19:33 |
- It's okay. It's okay... |
| 01:19:36 |
- Get up... |
| 01:19:38 |
confusing place in my life |
| 01:19:43 |
- Confusing? |
| 01:19:44 |
- I have had some whiskey... |
| 01:19:47 |
And I need you to "service" me. |
| 01:19:49 |
- "Service" you? I not gonna "service you"... |
| 01:19:52 |
- Oh, my... |
| 01:19:53 |
- Be quiet! |
| 01:19:56 |
Everyone's sleeping... |
| 01:19:58 |
- Get down. |
| 01:20:00 |
You can't... |
| 01:20:01 |
- Be quiet! |
| 01:20:03 |
No. No! Get off! |
| 01:20:08 |
Wait... Wait... |
| 01:20:10 |
- Hannah... |
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Hannah. |
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It's Tom, let me in. |
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Go away, Tom. |
| 01:20:22 |
No. Let me explain. |
| 01:20:24 |
- It doesn't matter now. |
| 01:20:26 |
- Just... Go! |
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did you come to my room? |
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Hannah... Why did you |
| 01:20:36 |
To talk about that kiss. |
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Please, don't... |
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- All these years, Tom... |
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All this time... |
| 01:20:54 |
- You're doing this now? |
| 01:20:57 |
- How can you do this? |
| 01:21:00 |
- No. I can't. |
| 01:21:03 |
You're only doing this now because |
| 01:21:11 |
I need someone who's gonna |
| 01:21:14 |
no matter what happens. |
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Someone who truly... |
| 01:21:27 |
Someone I can trust. |
| 01:21:36 |
I'm marrying Colin tomorrow... |
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I can't be your |
| 01:22:02 |
I can't give you away. |
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I'm sorry, Hannah. |
| 01:22:15 |
I'm sorry, you and Tom |
| 01:22:18 |
I'm his best friend. |
| 01:22:21 |
He's just afraid of |
| 01:22:26 |
- He'll get over it. |
| 01:22:57 |
- Suck it! Suck it. |
| 01:22:59 |
- Okay. Suck it in. Breath in... |
| 01:23:02 |
- Hold it... |
| 01:23:05 |
- I'll hold it in. |
| 01:23:07 |
- Give it to me.. |
| 01:23:13 |
- Is it?... |
| 01:23:16 |
- It fits, it fits! |
| 01:23:18 |
- It fits! |
| 01:23:21 |
- Oh no. No, no... |
| 01:23:50 |
- Why are we stopping? |
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A... What? |
| 01:24:10 |
Hi, Sweetheart. |
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I remember you. |
| 01:24:39 |
Hey. |
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Hi. |
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I love you too. |
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Thank you. |
| 01:24:57 |
Turn around, |
| 01:25:24 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:25:28 |
Oh no. |
| 01:25:32 |
- Hey, I need another ferry-boat. |
| 01:25:35 |
- What? |
| 01:25:38 |
- Is there another way to get there? |
| 01:25:41 |
- Drive... How long? |
| 01:25:43 |
- That's too long. |
| 01:25:45 |
- Swim?.. |
| 01:25:47 |
- That will take a wee while. |
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A horse! A horse. |
| 01:25:54 |
- My horse? |
| 01:25:57 |
- Come down from there. |
| 01:25:59 |
What do think you're planning, you |
| 01:26:02 |
I'll give you 3 cents for |
| 01:26:04 |
- What? |
| 01:26:06 |
Good luck to you, then. |
| 01:26:08 |
- I'll see you over there |
| 01:26:14 |
Stick to the shore... Pass the |
| 01:26:20 |
What, in the name of the wee man, |
| 01:26:25 |
Go, Nancy! |
| 01:26:31 |
This is just what |
| 01:26:35 |
and it goes across the dress. |
| 01:27:01 |
Please, be seated. |
| 01:27:05 |
We are gathered here together, |
| 01:27:08 |
- Give me your pin... |
| 01:27:11 |
To join together this man... |
| 01:27:18 |
This is a celebration of love. |
| 01:27:21 |
For Colin, it's through the memories |
| 01:27:24 |
- ...As a child. |
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And for Hannah, it's |
| 01:27:31 |
Therefor, if any man can show just cause |
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Let him now speek, |
| 01:27:46 |
Tom? |
| 01:27:55 |
Tom? |
| 01:27:57 |
Tom! |
| 01:27:59 |
Tom! |
| 01:28:03 |
Tom! |
| 01:28:06 |
Tom... |
| 01:28:09 |
Tom! |
| 01:28:11 |
- Are you okay? |
| 01:28:13 |
- Tom, what are you doing here? |
| 01:28:18 |
Hannah... |
| 01:28:22 |
Your hair looks awful. |
| 01:28:23 |
- It does? |
| 01:28:24 |
- What? |
| 01:28:27 |
It sucks. |
| 01:28:31 |
But that hair... |
| 01:28:33 |
- It's like a co-op for para-keeds. |
| 01:28:37 |
Look... Hannah... |
| 01:28:40 |
I pride myself with being honest |
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But there's somebody I've been lying |
| 01:28:49 |
Because the truth it's... |
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And 10 years ago I got in bed |
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She turned out to be |
| 01:29:06 |
I love you, Hannah. |
| 01:29:09 |
I always have... |
| 01:29:14 |
Thomas Bailey... |
| 01:29:16 |
You are the worst Maid |
| 01:29:45 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:29:59 |
I'm... |
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So... |
| 01:30:05 |
Very, truly, sorry. |
| 01:30:13 |
I don't expect you to |
| 01:30:20 |
Just so you know... |
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You are the perfect guy. |
| 01:30:28 |
Just not the perfect guy |
| 01:30:43 |
Goodbye, Hannah. |
| 01:30:47 |
Colin... |
| 01:30:53 |
- What did she say? |
| 01:30:55 |
Oh yeah, that makes sence... |
| 01:31:01 |
Arsehole! |
| 01:31:16 |
- I do. |
| 01:31:19 |
- to be your lawfully wedded wife? |
| 01:31:23 |
Now, this is the moment. |
| 01:31:28 |
I now pronounce you |
| 01:31:31 |
At last... You may kiss your bride. |
| 01:31:58 |
Oh my God. |
| 01:32:01 |
- Number six? |
| 01:32:04 |
You're absolutely glowing |
| 01:32:07 |
Thank you. It's very |
| 01:32:23 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:32:27 |
I'm just making sure I got |
| 01:32:30 |
You do. |
| 01:32:38 |
- Oh, Monica... |
