Malibu s Most Wanted

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00:00:25 Growing up in the streets ain 't no joke.
00:00:29 There's crazy crime...
00:00:32 ...drugs...
00:00:33 ...and mad violence.
00:00:35 Yeah, the streets is tough.
00:00:37 But there ain 't no streets tougher
00:00:42 ...Malibu.
00:00:46 It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all.
00:00:48 It's just part of the everyday struggle.
00:00:51 Things go down here
00:00:54 We got bag ladies...
00:00:56 ...big ballers...
00:00:59 ...everybody strapped with a 9.
00:01:04 This is my ghetto. The mall.
00:01:07 Most of the time the police
00:01:10 We got all sorts of sets up in here.
00:01:13 We got the beach boys...
00:01:16 ...the A CCs:
00:01:21 ...and this is my crew.
00:01:24 That's my boy Mocha.
00:01:27 He did time in public school!
00:01:31 That there is Hadji.
00:01:35 And that's Monster.
00:01:39 ...till she ate it.
00:01:45 Hey, that's me! B-Rad G.
00:01:49 I run things around here.
00:01:52 Now, sometimes bustas
00:01:55 And you can 't punk out,
00:01:59 Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some
00:02:03 That's right!
00:02:05 This our mall.
00:02:09 Mr. Amerislani.
00:02:11 Our clerk accidentally gave you
00:02:17 Here you go!
00:02:21 -You validate parking?
00:02:26 That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:32 That's my crib.
00:02:33 It ain 't much, but it's all I got.
00:02:38 If you elect me governor....
00:02:39 That's my pops, Bill Gluckman.
00:02:42 He getting his campaign on.
00:02:45 I got mad love for the man,
00:02:48 He needs to bring his word to the street.
00:02:53 You see, friends...
00:02:55 ...California is my family.
00:03:01 And speaking of family,
00:03:06 And my daughter, little Brenda.
00:03:10 -Where's your son Brad?
00:03:15 Thank you for your questions.
00:03:31 Yo, what's up, y'all?
00:03:36 Represizzent!
00:03:38 Hi, Pops, it's me! B-Rad!
00:03:41 Hi, Brad.
00:04:07 Show's over! That's it. Show's over!
00:04:12 See that?
00:04:15 And I know my pop was loving it.
00:04:18 It's a disaster!
00:04:19 The Times and the Chronicle
00:04:22 -Thank God!
00:04:25 I have no idea.
00:04:28 We can't keep tabs on this kid?
00:04:32 That was off the hinges!
00:04:34 I just got you another million votes
00:04:39 What you doing here, son?
00:04:43 I knew I had to show up
00:04:47 So I called up Captain Tony,
00:04:50 ...and boo-yah! I'm in the hizzy.
00:04:52 I'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7.
00:04:55 You know, kissing babies and whatnot.
00:04:58 Pound it.
00:05:01 Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots....
00:05:04 Okay, dude.
00:05:10 Oh, Bill....
00:05:13 You need to shut this down.
00:05:15 Tell your son that he cannot be
00:05:19 Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm.
00:05:23 Isn't there something he can do
00:05:27 No.
00:05:30 -Phones?
00:05:33 Stuffing envelopes? Making signs?
00:05:37 Signs.
00:05:39 In Bill Gluckman's administration...
00:05:41 ...women are going to have
00:05:47 Women are going to have better daycare!
00:05:52 And women will have better jobs!
00:05:56 In fact, after today,
00:06:12 " Bill Gluckman is down with
00:06:15 It was supposed to have read
00:06:19 No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
00:06:22 You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
00:06:28 So, Bradley....
00:06:30 Yo, why you keep calling me that?
00:06:32 Well, that's your name, isn't it?
00:06:35 It's my slave name, all right?
00:06:38 I told you like 50 times!
00:06:40 Okay.
00:06:42 B-Rad.
00:06:45 What's up?
00:06:46 What are your goals, B-Rad?
00:06:50 To be the biggest rapper there ever was.
00:06:53 You see, doc, I got something to say...
00:06:56 ...and I need the world to hear it.
00:06:58 I'm a "lyrisologist."
00:07:01 I can rap about anything.
00:07:15 See? I'm the shiznit! I'll buy y'all cars.
00:07:22 I see.
00:07:24 When did you first start feeling
00:07:28 ...shiznit?
00:07:29 Dang, way back in the day.
00:07:33 I had these beats in my head
00:07:54 From then on in, it was hip-hop 24/7.
00:07:58 As I was growing up, my parents
00:08:02 They were always on different channels.
00:08:04 Finish those vegetables, Bradley.
00:08:07 You won 't be excused until you do.
00:08:10 Forget y'all!
00:08:12 That's it, mister--
00:08:19 What I ' m sensing, Brad...
00:08:23 ...is that...
00:08:25 ...your parents weren ' t always
00:08:28 -No.
00:08:30 What about your bar mitzvah?
00:08:36 What's the theme of your bar mitzvah?
00:08:41 -It's O.P.P., bitch!
00:08:57 Bess.
00:09:00 I think you want to share.
00:09:03 B-Rad, you're a wonderful son.
00:09:07 Well....
00:09:11 Bess, let's not beat around the bush.
00:09:15 ...your behavior has become
00:09:19 Don't be hating.
00:09:20 And I can't have you
00:09:24 What? That's how it is?
00:09:28 Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
00:09:35 -What can we do, doctor?
00:09:40 This is the most advanced case
00:09:44 Three colors for our country.
00:09:47 Bill! Hey, Bill.
00:09:49 -How'd it go with Dr. Feldman?
00:09:52 If he sees Brad five times a week
00:09:55 ...we should see some real improvement.
00:09:57 But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
00:10:01 -Right, good point.
00:10:03 We've been brainstorming
00:10:05 -...and we might have something solid.
00:10:09 -Go!
00:10:12 Brad acts ghetto, right?
00:10:15 But he's never been east
00:10:18 But what if we give him
00:10:21 Let him get a firsthand look
00:10:23 -You mean have Brad actually go there?
00:10:26 -Well, now, that sounds dangerous.
00:10:30 -How's it work?
00:10:33 Right. They will carjack Brad
00:10:38 Give him a taste of what
00:10:41 -lt might just scare the black out of him.
00:10:46 Hey, don't you have something to do?
00:10:51 Enough of the P.C.
00:10:53 Fact is, unless we do something now,
00:10:57 Who would play the gangsters?
00:10:58 Remember the anti-crime spot
00:11:01 -We've got that queued up.
00:11:06 For too long, street violence
00:11:11 Bill Gluckman wants
00:11:14 Hey, instead of thinking
00:11:17 ...or what crew you 're rolling with...
00:11:20 ... why don 't you both be brothers?
00:11:22 What do you say?
00:11:23 Your hair looks great.
00:11:26 I ain't never thought of it like that.
00:11:29 Shake hands.
00:11:34 You see?
00:11:35 California is my family.
00:11:45 If we all work together as a family,
00:11:52 See, that's beautiful.
00:11:56 All right, let me get this straight.
00:11:59 You want us to scare this kid
00:12:03 If you don't think you can handle it--
00:12:05 Of course we can handle it.
00:12:07 -I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake.
00:12:12 Good.
00:12:14 I have some background information
00:12:17 Materials.
00:12:20 Mali-bootay?
00:12:22 Yes, he considers himself
00:12:26 -Frigging A.
00:12:30 By kidnapping, you mean
00:12:32 Good question.
00:12:35 Right.
00:12:37 Now, when you see him start to get ghetto
00:12:43 I want it to piss you off.
00:12:45 Tour him around the 'hood,
00:12:49 -...and show him what it's really like.
00:12:53 Pays 1 5 grand apiece, son.
00:12:55 -We're in.
00:12:57 -Now, on the flip side....
00:13:00 If you two screw up and a single hair
00:13:05 ...I will see to it personally
00:13:09 -Are we clear?
00:13:13 I like that.
00:13:20 Mr. Gibbons.
00:13:23 What about the money?
00:13:26 We have 5 up front...
00:13:28 ...and 25 when you return him to us...
00:13:31 ...white.
00:13:33 As the driven snow.
00:13:36 -Pleasure doing business, gentlemen.
00:13:40 I'll call you. Or better yet, I'll holler.
00:13:44 -We'll holler back!
00:13:46 Thank you. All right.
00:13:50 Congratulations, buddy!
00:13:53 Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
00:13:56 -This is the ghetto. We could get shot!
00:13:59 We can handle ourselves. Right?
00:14:03 This will be the ultimate acting challenge.
00:14:09 -You know what really chaps my ass?
00:14:12 After all of our years
00:14:15 ...they continue to give us parts
00:14:18 Just once I'd like to play someone
00:14:23 ...and doesn't wear those Timberlands
00:14:28 It beats getting dunked on
00:14:31 Do we even know anybody
00:14:37 My cousin.
00:14:39 Shondra.
00:14:41 That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
00:14:46 Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun?
00:14:49 Really, you're always talking about
00:14:53 -Here's your chance!
00:14:56 I broke up with no-good, gangbanging Tec,
00:15:00 ...and then I'm gonna hook up
00:15:03 How about hooking a brother up
00:15:05 Shut up, stupid.
00:15:07 -PJ.
00:15:09 You need to do this.
00:15:10 You need to walk away
00:15:13 ...take these earnings
00:15:18 -What you paying?
00:15:22 -A grand.
00:15:24 -Make it trey and we on.
00:15:28 Or you can kiss my ass.
00:15:31 -Deal.
00:15:33 Deal. Now what about those fries?
00:15:46 Thank you.
00:15:49 -Hey, Gladys?
00:15:51 You ever feel like you don't belong?
00:15:54 All the time.
00:15:56 Most folk only feel comfortable
00:16:00 They get around folk that's different...
00:16:03 ...get all scared and angry,
00:16:09 What do you do about it?
00:16:11 Nothing to do but keep it real
00:16:16 Gladys?
00:16:19 When they gonna leave our people alone?
00:16:22 I don't know, baby.
00:16:25 I just don't know.
00:16:28 Now eat your greens before they get cold.
00:16:32 "Whack: Weak, of poor quality.
00:16:36 Bad. Whack."
00:16:40 Your alma mater is whack.
00:16:44 "Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass."
00:16:51 -Bring it on, baby.
00:16:54 Set these bad boys down.
00:16:56 This is exactly what we ordered?
00:16:58 Yeah, man. They got the Glocks,
00:17:02 -Freeze, sucker!
00:17:05 Look, they're fake.
00:17:07 What the hell is that?
00:17:10 Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
00:17:12 -Shondra just did it for me.
00:17:16 -You hate it.
00:17:18 I thought my character
00:17:21 -That's all.
00:17:24 You're just jealous
00:17:28 Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right.
00:17:31 You're frigging whack...
00:17:34 ...and don't dis me!
00:17:39 -Got the gangster gear, my dog.
00:17:51 -What is so funny?
00:17:56 I didn't know it was Halloween!
00:17:58 While you're out,
00:18:04 Whatever, dude!
00:18:06 Give me your ride, punk,
00:18:10 -Nope. Not convincing.
00:18:13 Find your core character, Sean.
00:18:15 You are an oppressed black man...
00:18:18 -...from the ghetto.
00:18:22 -Think Tupac.
00:18:25 I see it. Action!
00:18:27 Give me your ride, punk,
00:18:30 Add a "bitch" and I think you got it!
00:18:32 Give me your ride, punk, or
00:18:36 -Bitch! Click it!
00:18:38 -Turn around and do it again!
00:19:12 -Domi-ho's!
00:19:15 I'll take my money and I'm gonna--
00:19:18 Yo, fool! What, nucka, what?
00:19:22 Damn!
00:20:04 -Play that.
00:20:06 Word.
00:20:11 -Can I help you?
00:20:14 Black.
00:20:16 Hey, yo, Krista the Barista,
00:20:20 ...and throw in a white chip
00:20:26 Cool, playa.
00:20:28 -What's your name?
00:20:31 I'm Shondra.
00:20:33 I ain't seen you around here before.
00:20:36 Where you reside?
00:20:38 Compton. You?
00:20:41 -The streets.
00:20:43 Malibu.
00:20:45 Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore
00:20:51 Represent!
00:20:55 Was that you dropping rhymes
00:20:58 You heard me?
00:21:02 Peep my stilo.
00:21:04 Let me find out.
00:21:06 Mali-bootay?
00:21:09 Looks phat. What label you at?
00:21:11 Right now it's just a demo.
00:21:14 I sent it to Dre,
00:21:18 That sound like Dre-Dre.
00:21:23 All right.
00:21:27 Hold up!
00:21:29 You know Dre?
00:21:31 Hell, yeah, I know Dre.
00:21:35 -For rizzeal?
00:21:37 Yo, holla at him for me.
00:21:40 I don't know.
00:21:43 Please?
00:21:45 You do got it going on
00:21:48 I was on my way to go see him.
00:21:51 -Right now?
00:21:55 -Let's bounce.
00:21:59 I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait,
00:22:08 Hello?
00:22:10 It's on. Beach boy's on the move.
00:22:21 -So, what you rap about, anyway?
00:22:25 -For real?
00:22:27 Let me kick it freestyle for you.
00:22:35 See, that's a million-dollar song
00:22:40 -So how'd you get to be so down?
00:22:43 I been down with the brizzown all my life.
00:22:46 And I must say, of all the mommies
00:22:51 ...you the finest.
00:22:53 I'm sure.
00:22:58 You got a man?
00:23:00 I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass.
00:23:02 I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie,
00:23:05 Word up!
00:23:06 One day I'm gonna have me a chain
00:23:11 I'll make mad money turning all
00:23:15 Damn! You fine and smart too?
00:23:18 You gonna blow up huge, no doubt.
00:23:22 -Thank you.
00:23:24 You like a cross between
00:23:29 -I'm gonna call you Mothra.
00:23:32 Mothra.
00:23:34 Take this exit!
00:23:48 Break yourself, fool!
00:23:49 Give me your ride
00:23:52 -What?
00:23:54 -Shondra?
00:23:56 -ls this a come-up?
00:23:58 -I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:24:02 -We ain't going to Dre's?
00:24:05 Get your ass in.
00:24:06 Dre? What the hell he talking about?
00:24:09 Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it!
00:24:11 -Kidnapped?
00:24:13 We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk.
00:24:15 -How y'all know me?
00:24:18 We seen your white behind on the TV.
00:24:21 B-Rad. Yeah.
00:24:23 Your pop's gonna pay,
00:24:27 Punch it, fool. We got us a white boy now.
00:24:31 -How much you think we can get?
00:24:37 -Don't you talk about my mama.
00:24:40 Hell, no! Your mama so fat...
00:24:42 ...she got every caterer on speed dial!
00:24:45 What?
00:24:46 Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico,
00:24:51 Your mama so ugly
00:24:55 Yeah, your mama's so ugly
00:24:59 Your mama's so poor
00:25:03 Your mama's so poor
00:25:06 -Oh, no!
00:25:13 I'm going, I'm going.
00:25:16 Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool!
00:25:18 -Dang, why you doing this to a brother?
00:25:21 -Did he just say "brother"?
00:25:23 -Whose brother?
00:25:28 -Damn! Damn!
00:25:30 You ain't black.
00:25:33 And your perpetrating ass
00:25:38 -My culture!
00:25:40 What make you think you know
00:25:43 -BET.
00:25:46 You think this a joke, wigga?
00:25:49 -I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating.
00:25:52 You a long way from the beach now, punk!
00:25:55 We in South Central! It's the 'hood.
00:25:59 We run hardcore up in here.
00:26:05 Hey, Shondra, can you come by later?
00:26:09 Okay, Sandy. Bye.
00:26:15 -Pit bull puppies, fool!
00:26:18 -Don't look at me!
00:26:19 -Get your narrow bootie up in there.
00:26:23 -Fool, put your hands behind your back.
00:26:26 You know what I'm about to do now?
00:26:28 -I'm about to call your daddy.
00:26:31 You better hope your daddy home too.
00:26:36 Now get your ass on the bed, whitey!
00:26:45 -Did you buy my rage?
00:26:48 -lndicating?
00:26:50 Excuse me?
00:26:53 Would you two fools just shut the hell up?
00:26:56 She's right. Shut up.
00:26:58 Thank you, Shondra. Whatever!
00:27:01 All right, put this down. You're on.
00:27:04 -Go, girlfriend. Do your thing.
00:27:08 Hey, Shondra.
00:27:10 If you have to...
00:27:13 ...show a little ass.
00:27:15 Shut up.
00:27:22 -You all right in here?
00:27:25 I just been kidnapped, carjacked
00:27:30 But other than that, it's all good.
00:27:33 Look, I'm sorry about all that.
00:27:41 I thought you liked me.
00:27:44 -I do!
00:27:49 I had to. They threatened to kill me
00:27:54 -For real?
00:27:56 -They straight-up killers out there!
00:28:00 Let me school you on something.
00:28:03 -Okay.
00:28:06 ...more than anything
00:28:11 -...is posers.
00:28:15 -I'm talking about you.
00:28:18 -I got a Ph.D., a Poser-Hater Degree.
00:28:23 I ain't fronting.
00:28:24 -This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal.
00:28:29 You stop it right now
00:28:32 If you just be yourself,
00:28:35 -...I think I can convince them to let you go.
00:28:39 I ams who I says I ams.
00:28:41 Damn! Why won't anybody believe me?
00:28:50 -Well?
00:28:58 I thought that would have worked.
00:29:01 All right, what's next?
00:29:04 -How about number three?
00:29:06 We're gonna take it
00:29:09 -I got it.
00:29:11 I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy.
00:29:15 You tell me, "Stick to the plan, man.
00:29:19 -Wake up, snowflake!
00:29:23 -We called your dad!
00:29:25 He said he'd think about it.
00:29:28 He don't want your ass home right now.
00:29:30 -I can't say that I blame him.
00:29:35 Now come on!
00:29:36 -What you doing?
00:29:39 Bloodbath, we said
00:29:42 -Bloodbath, stick with the plan.
00:29:46 Wannabe say he down.
00:29:47 I'm gonna show him just how
00:29:51 -I gotta cut him!
00:29:53 -I gotta.
00:29:55 We can't get our money!
00:29:56 -I thought you said to cut him!
00:29:58 -Okay, just the white meat.
00:30:01 Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
00:30:21 All right, now, Malibu.
00:30:23 I want you to go up in there.
00:30:29 -And a fifth of Henny.
00:30:31 -Anything else, dog?
00:30:34 Right on. Right on.
00:30:35 I'd like some Pringles.
00:30:38 This ain't no picnic, bitch!
00:30:40 I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats?
00:30:45 Man!
00:30:46 You about to go up in there
00:30:50 -Hell, no!
00:30:53 And if the Asiatic give you any static,
00:30:58 -Look at the little busta.
00:31:00 -Can't even swing a gat.
00:31:02 -Talking about "he down."
00:31:05 -You use that or I'm gonna use it on you!
00:31:07 And if you try to get away?
00:31:09 I'm gonna let you taste a piece
00:31:13 Okay. All right.
00:31:14 -Go on, get out!
00:31:16 Go!
00:31:25 Hey, white boy.
00:31:34 -"This ain't no picnic, bitch"? Wow!
00:31:39 Convincing.
00:31:53 -I really can't believe that!
00:31:57 When you said, "This is no picnic, bitch,"
00:32:02 -For real?
00:32:11 I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you.
00:32:13 And, boy, do I love Olde English.
00:32:37 Can I help you?
00:32:47 No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E.
00:33:03 Can I help you?
00:33:11 -Y'all never been robbed?
00:33:16 But they were cool.
00:33:19 -You know, good people.
00:33:22 So, dude,
00:33:26 What are you talking about?
00:33:28 -When you set this thing up yesterday.
00:33:33 You mean--?
00:33:35 Dude, the owner doesn't know
00:33:40 $1 6.47.
00:33:46 -Go in and save him! He could get shot!
00:33:51 His frigging life
00:34:00 My emergency stash!
00:34:02 I'm glad you got cash, because
00:34:06 ...I was gonna have
00:34:09 And with this.
00:34:12 And with that.
00:34:18 Keep the change.
00:34:20 -Do me this one favor.
00:34:23 -I'm scared of Koreans!
00:34:25 Thank you. Thank you very much!
00:34:29 What I'm about to do right now,
00:34:32 ...but it's just a joke, okay?
00:34:38 Yeah, that's right, fool! Next time
00:34:42 Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down!
00:34:46 -What the hell is wrong with you?
00:34:49 Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing!
00:34:53 What's up with this? If you jacked it,
00:35:00 I stole that too.
00:35:03 What's on tap for tomorrow?
00:35:06 Well, we have the 1 1 :00 with Greenpeace,
00:35:11 -How's the Brad project going?
00:35:17 -God, is he okay?
00:35:23 All right. I'm sick of playing
00:35:26 I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real
00:35:31 -What you mean be real?
00:35:34 -Five.
00:35:36 -Four.
00:35:37 -Three.
00:35:39 -Two.
00:35:41 Okay, all right!
00:35:43 Okay, fellas, look,
00:35:47 I don't mean to offend you, you know.
00:35:51 I'm sorry.
00:36:01 -You buying that?
00:36:05 Me neither.
00:36:07 Let's give him the test.
00:36:12 How you doing, white boy?
00:36:15 Great. Fine.
00:36:18 Terrific popcorn.
00:36:37 Run, bitch, run!
00:36:47 I ain't lying. I ain't lying.
00:36:49 Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am.
00:36:54 -Wigga, please!
00:36:58 You think you got skills?
00:37:00 -We gonna see about that.
00:37:12 Hey, man.
00:37:14 You better check yourself
00:37:17 -This ain't Malibu.
00:37:20 Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you
00:37:24 Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them.
00:37:28 Got something to prove
00:37:31 Get in there, fool!
00:37:35 -Think this is gonna do it, dude.
00:38:03 What's cracking?
00:38:06 Hey, dog.
00:38:08 -Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu?
00:38:13 Get your ass in there then, fool.
00:38:27 Come on.
00:38:31 -Yo.
00:38:35 What's happening?
00:38:36 Look, our homey--
00:38:39 Hell, no.
00:38:42 Meet my boy, Ben Franklin.
00:38:46 -What's his name?
00:38:51 B-Rad from Mal--?
00:38:53 Hey, you met Ben Franklin's
00:39:00 Cutter, playa.
00:39:02 We're gonna bring him up. Go back and play
00:39:07 -Playa....
00:39:11 Get jiggy with it!
00:39:16 Hey, miss. Where you been?
00:39:20 Oh, Shondra!
00:39:23 -I been busy, Tec.
00:39:27 None of your damn business.
00:39:28 Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand.
00:39:32 All you need to know
00:39:35 See, this that shit.
00:39:38 All you is is a chickenhead
00:39:43 Hey, girl. What's up?
00:39:45 -You all right?
00:39:49 She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you,
00:39:53 -You hitting this?
00:39:57 Hey, dude, didn't your mama ever tell you
00:40:02 Oh, so you know my moms?
00:40:03 No, but she wouldn't appreciate you
00:40:07 What would your mom prefer?
00:40:08 You know, just talk to them
00:40:11 Know what my mom would do?
00:40:13 My mom would tell you to
00:40:16 Don't!
00:40:17 -Don't be hating.
00:40:26 Y'all gonna be real sorry,
00:40:32 -You all right?
00:40:35 -Who was that?
00:40:40 You know what?
00:40:42 He strong.
00:40:48 -Excuse me.
00:40:50 Just shut up.
00:40:54 You gotta get out of here.
00:40:55 -You letting me go?
00:40:59 It's the red Honda by the door.
00:41:01 All the way from Malibu, B-Rad.
00:41:05 Straight out of Malibu.
00:41:08 -Go!
00:41:11 -Why?
00:41:13 ...anybody can rap
00:41:16 This is my chance, my one shot.
00:41:26 This is gonna be
00:41:30 Yeah, excuse me.
00:41:32 Yeah, I'm just gonna go on stage,
00:41:38 They kind of pack them
00:41:41 -Get up there. Do your thing.
00:41:45 Oh, hell, no!
00:41:47 Him? No! Hell, no.
00:41:50 -Do you all have a locker?
00:41:54 Yeah, straight up.
00:41:55 I didn't know Dairy Queen
00:41:57 Hey, I may be white,
00:42:02 -I'm down, y'all.
00:42:04 I ain't battling no bitch, homey,
00:42:08 I know you heard that!
00:42:12 Yo, Felli!
00:42:14 Hey, man. Serve him, dog.
00:42:18 Hey, y'all give it up
00:42:22 Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine?
00:42:25 Tiz-ziz-ails!
00:42:32 Tails. I like tails, please.
00:42:35 What's it gonna be?
00:42:38 Hey, ladies first.
00:42:43 No. Y'all cut it out.
00:42:47 Man, check this out.
00:42:50 Do this for me, let me hear--
00:43:25 Y'all give it up for Hi-C!
00:43:29 Big Steel serving, baby,
00:43:39 Man, I ain't gonna
00:43:42 Let's see what you got.
00:43:52 When I say, "Mali," you say, "'Bu."
00:43:59 Okay, feeling the love.
00:44:06 Here we go, dog!
00:44:08 One, two, three, four, flow!
00:45:00 I'm sorry.
00:45:15 It's Black History Month.
00:45:20 What is this?
00:45:23 This is not how they
00:45:35 Come on.
00:45:40 Don't be hating.
00:45:45 Yo, all y'all rappers out there!
00:45:49 ...and when I'm on the mic,
00:45:52 Look, y'all. Y'all had
00:45:55 Yeah, because B-Rad G's
00:45:58 Yo, I ain't laughed that hard
00:46:03 Hey, yo, player. Your pops called,
00:46:07 He ain't paying.
00:46:08 He just wants you to stay
00:46:11 You know, since you so
00:46:14 I guess we gonna have
00:46:16 What you think about that?
00:46:20 I don't care no more.
00:46:23 I got nothing to live for.
00:46:26 Go ahead, smoke me.
00:46:35 Dude.
00:46:36 You believe what they
00:46:38 That's right. You getting played, homey.
00:46:42 -Excuse me?
00:46:45 Little white boy up there hitting your lady.
00:46:50 You know what I was kind of thinking
00:46:53 -You want next?
00:47:00 Hey, homes! What's up?
00:47:02 -Not here, Tec.
00:47:05 I wanna bag me a white boy,
00:47:16 Hey, you okay?
00:47:21 You know,
00:47:24 It's worse. Everybody's right.
00:47:28 You just need a little work.
00:47:30 I should've run when you
00:47:33 No, you were right. I respect you
00:47:39 But you heard them laughing.
00:47:43 They just don't understand you.
00:47:46 None of them know how
00:47:51 -Yeah?
00:47:54 With the traffic...
00:47:59 ...and the sharks.
00:48:02 And when the public be all up
00:48:06 Right. Right.
00:48:10 You just gotta stick with it
00:48:13 Don't let anybody tell you
00:48:17 You all right, B-Rad.
00:48:20 Shondra?
00:48:24 You know when I was saying earlier,
00:48:29 I was just fooling.
00:48:33 I ain't never been with
00:48:36 -For real?
00:48:41 You the finest girl I ever seen
00:48:46 And I was wondering...
00:48:48 ...since they're gonna
00:48:51 ...could l, like,
00:48:56 ...hopefully...
00:48:58 ...kiss you?
00:49:03 You so pretty.
00:49:05 Thank you.
00:49:20 Oh, you real pretty!
00:49:27 Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you
00:49:34 My bad! My bad!
00:49:38 My bad.
00:49:43 Oh, hell, no! Hell, no!
00:49:46 Get your big ass up!
00:49:49 All right, that's it. This game is whack.
00:49:53 Hey, Shondra,
00:49:56 And you ain't never
00:49:59 Did it ever occur to you clowns
00:50:03 No.
00:50:05 Whatever. Look, I did what you asked.
00:50:08 You fail to realize that putting together
00:50:13 Bling bling!
00:50:15 Excuse me?
00:50:17 -I might not have all the money right now.
00:50:21 Y'all better get my money or I'm going
00:50:44 Hey, dog.
00:50:48 Down here, dog.
00:50:54 Stuart Little?
00:50:55 Negro, please. That little white rat
00:50:59 Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat,
00:51:03 Hey, Ronnie.
00:51:05 -Why you down, dog?
00:51:08 No, it ain't like that, fool.
00:51:10 You need to stop listening to all them
00:51:14 -For real?
00:51:20 Hold up.
00:51:23 You saying if I put my mind to it,
00:51:27 -Damn straight.
00:51:30 -...I can achieve true happiness?
00:51:33 And if I work hard, I can be
00:51:37 Rapper? Hell, no.
00:51:40 Don't be hating.
00:51:41 I'd rather eat garbage than listen
00:51:46 Now look here, man.
00:51:49 She's a breeder rat at PetCo.
00:51:51 And please believe it. It's all
00:51:55 Oh, shiznit!
00:52:17 He totally bought it.
00:52:20 And we staged a beautiful liquor
00:52:25 Unfortunately...
00:52:26 ...he still seems to be posing...
00:52:28 ...so we've taken it upon ourselves
00:52:33 Mr. Gluckman will be very happy.
00:52:35 It's gonna take more money
00:52:38 We were wondering if
00:52:40 No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:42 You'll get the rest of your money when
00:52:47 -Right. I do under--
00:52:51 Mr. Gibbons? Hello?
00:52:54 Damn!
00:52:56 They been playing me all along!
00:52:59 I knew my rhymes was dope!
00:53:02 I knew the 'hood
00:53:05 How could they do that?
00:53:08 How could she do that?
00:53:10 All right.
00:53:13 Then let's play!
00:53:19 What the hell?!
00:53:23 -What the hell are you doing?
00:53:26 B-Rad G's in the hizzy.
00:53:28 And things are gonna start
00:53:31 Do something!
00:53:34 You better shut your mouth, fool! Get back
00:53:39 You feeling froggy?
00:53:44 -Anybody else wanna step?
00:53:49 -What the hell got into you?
00:53:53 Ho?!
00:53:54 -Who you calling a ho, ho?
00:53:58 The same ho that gave up that weak-ass
00:54:02 -Really?
00:54:04 I told you she liked white boys.
00:54:07 -Who do you think you are?
00:54:12 What y'all didn't realize is, I was
00:54:17 But rolling with y'all
00:54:20 So let's start dropping bodies!
00:54:26 -Don't stand there! Come on, girl, help us!
00:54:34 -Hey, where you going, man?
00:54:37 -Where you fixing to drive to?
00:54:43 Why you talking crazy, man?
00:54:46 I might as well go out
00:54:48 My daddy don't love me,
00:54:51 -...I ain't down enough for y'all.
00:54:55 -Tree, ain't he down?
00:55:00 -Oh, my God!
00:55:04 Get out the car, white boy!
00:55:07 Oh, you that weak fuck
00:55:10 Get your behind
00:55:13 -Got something for me?
00:55:15 -You ready to die?
00:55:18 I was just talking
00:55:20 -Shut up and move. Move him!
00:55:22 But y'all should change up your style
00:55:27 Hey, yo, Bloodbath, if there's one scratch
00:55:32 -Shotgun!
00:55:35 Jesus.
00:55:36 8 Ball, what should we do
00:55:39 -Nothing.
00:55:42 Know what shotgun means?
00:55:43 Shotgun means I ride in the front.
00:55:47 Shut up.
00:55:50 Allow me to clear this up for you,
00:55:54 ...it's Sean James,
00:55:56 -ls Shondra hitting that white boy?
00:56:00 -She's just in on the scam we have going.
00:56:05 Hey, player, we were just hired
00:56:09 -That's all we was doing.
00:56:13 -You know him?
00:56:15 -Down with the bitches and ho's.
00:56:17 You think we ignorant
00:56:20 I didn't say that.
00:56:22 -Man, we would never say that, brother!
00:56:28 Yo, we got Gluckman's son.
00:56:31 -What you think?
00:56:34 Grab Fatback. I got Milk Dud.
00:56:36 -Let's roll.
00:56:38 The polls say that since Brad
00:56:41 ...we have gone up six points.
00:56:43 Yeah, but we're still dead
00:56:45 -Gays too.
00:56:48 -Mr. Gibbons?
00:56:50 I have a Sean on the phone
00:56:56 Check it out, homes.
00:56:59 Yeah, that's Tec
00:57:01 Call Cyco. Tell him to bring it all down.
00:57:06 Mr. Gibbons, we have a real
00:57:10 -I told you no more money.
00:57:14 -We're in really big troub--
00:57:17 Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped
00:57:22 Kidnapped?
00:57:24 If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk
00:57:28 ...I want 500 grand
00:57:33 How do I know this is real?
00:57:35 What, you think your actors is this good?
00:57:40 Please help us.
00:57:42 I am...
00:57:44 ...so...
00:57:47 ...scared!
00:57:49 Please help us.
00:57:53 -Well?
00:57:56 -Get my money.
00:57:59 You got 1 0 minutes.
00:58:02 -Now what?
00:58:05 -What?!
00:58:08 -You've gotta be kidding me.
00:58:11 -Oh, my God.
00:58:13 Wait, slow down. Don't panic.
00:58:16 -lt was your idea!
00:58:19 Don't panic. Just let me
00:58:23 You're as guilty as any of us.
00:58:28 Now, we may just have
00:58:32 -Where are you going with this?
00:58:35 Yeah! Bill drops out of the race,
00:58:38 I can handle Bill.
00:58:41 Well, there are just so many.
00:58:43 -No more Brad problem.
00:58:47 Right, I like that!
00:58:48 With a dead son, sympathy could spike us
00:58:52 Wait, I've got the image!
00:58:53 Bill weeping...
00:58:56 ...over Brad's open casket.
00:59:00 After grieving,
00:59:02 -His war on crime!
00:59:03 -Gangs!
00:59:05 -Oh, that's great!
00:59:10 -Get over there, man.
00:59:13 -Who this?
00:59:15 -Say what?
00:59:18 That's it.
00:59:20 You do what you have to do.
00:59:24 There you go.
00:59:28 That was cold.
00:59:32 Goddamn, that hurts
00:59:36 I'm gonna have to teach
00:59:38 Your daddy ain't paying.
00:59:40 -Tell me something I don't know.
00:59:43 You heard me, you half-stepping,
00:59:47 -Excuse me?
00:59:51 -All right, then. Bring it.
00:59:54 Okay, then. That gat's real, right?
00:59:57 So then do it. Put crackerjack
01:00:03 -I'll do it myself. Pull the trigger!
01:00:05 This fool is crazy!
01:00:12 Oh, damn!
01:00:16 -Nice. Yeah, this is good.
01:00:27 Y'all take this seriously!
01:00:29 -I love you, Sean.
01:00:31 Lay down some cover, fool!
01:00:35 We can't!
01:00:38 "We can't!
01:00:40 -What we gonna do?
01:00:45 Punks. Give me them gats.
01:00:49 Y'all wanna play?
01:00:59 Y'all know who you dealing with?
01:01:01 I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!
01:01:04 King Kong ain't got
01:01:18 Damn. These special effects
01:01:22 -Let's go!
01:01:23 Let's go!
01:01:40 It's safe now, y'all.
01:01:42 Hey, yo, that was ill.
01:01:44 And y'all punk asses ain't do nothing.
01:01:48 That's him.
01:01:50 Get over here.
01:01:52 -Where you learn that from?
01:01:56 -Word? Can I borrow that?
01:01:59 -No, I got GameCast.
01:02:03 There's GameCube and Dreamcast.
01:02:06 I said I got GameCast, man.
01:02:09 My bad. I'm just trying to help you out.
01:02:26 I'm gonna holler at you.
01:02:28 -My wigga.
01:02:30 What's up, baby? How you doing, man?
01:02:34 That's yours, B.
01:02:37 -Oh, for real?
01:02:39 Yo, you shouldn't have.
01:02:42 Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all.
01:02:45 Welcome to the Nines, baby.
01:02:50 -ln a box?
01:02:53 Oh, in a box. Right.
01:03:12 Good evening, I'm Hal Fishman.
01:03:14 We open tonight
01:03:18 A security camera
01:03:21 ...of gang violence tonight
01:03:26 This hardcore gangster,
01:03:32 ...ringleader of a South Central
01:03:35 ...fired his weapons with wanton disregard
01:03:40 If you have any information
01:03:44 ...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
01:03:49 Oh, my God!
01:03:59 Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit.
01:04:03 Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do?
01:04:06 We're gonna bounce back
01:04:09 ...jack our mom and dad's biggest gats,
01:04:13 -Word.
01:04:15 Hey, Bradley's been involved
01:04:19 -What?
01:04:22 His face is all over the news.
01:04:25 All right, well, I'm sure
01:04:28 Get some sleep
01:04:30 Sleep? He's shooting the hell
01:04:33 No! Bill, you have a debate
01:04:37 The hell with the debate.
01:04:40 Cancel that and you can kiss
01:04:42 Shove the debate up your ass.
01:04:45 Listen, I understand you're upset...
01:04:48 ...but for once in your life will you think
01:04:53 This whole thing, this whole Brad thing
01:04:56 ...we can spin it.
01:04:58 -Positive?
01:05:01 ...we can spin it
01:05:03 -"Crime reaches everyone" kind of thing.
01:05:07 I'm trying to win
01:05:09 -I'm his father!
01:05:16 Since right now.
01:05:20 And you're fired.
01:05:34 We need to brainstorm
01:05:45 Hello, this is OnStar.
01:05:47 I'm looking for a location
01:05:53 That vehicle is at the corner
01:06:10 What are you supposed to be?
01:06:14 All right, Monster, what are you packing?
01:06:18 -This.
01:06:20 My pop's spear gat, from the yacht.
01:06:22 What is he hunting, Flipper?
01:06:27 Think you so bad.
01:06:29 -What you got?
01:06:31 -Come on, let's see it.
01:06:38 -ls that a freaking musket?
01:06:42 Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers!
01:06:46 -Hadji, how about you?
01:06:53 Oh, my God.
01:06:57 -Dang! Where'd you get all that?
01:07:05 Mercedes-Benz, may I help you?
01:07:07 Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need
01:07:13 That car is on the corner
01:07:41 -Where's he going?
01:07:49 He's the mayonnaise
01:07:52 Go, Brad! Get some black ass!
01:07:55 Get some black ass.
01:08:07 -Where's B-Rad at?
01:08:11 -Shondra? A little help, please?
01:08:16 What you know about this?
01:08:19 -You want some of this crotch?
01:08:23 Get it, girl.
01:08:25 You know what?
01:08:29 ...for G-A-M-E.
01:08:32 -All right, gangsta.
01:08:36 -Okay.
01:08:38 -Wait till you see what we're gonna do.
01:08:41 -I wanna learn.
01:08:44 I like that.
01:08:49 -Shondra?
01:08:52 ...but I guess I wasn't
01:08:54 -What?
01:08:57 -No, she didn't.
01:08:59 This no-good, deadbeat, weak-ass
01:09:03 -Malik?
01:09:07 -Taquayzsha?
01:09:09 -Naho-who?
01:09:12 -Let's get out of here.
01:09:14 No problem, ladies. Okay, bye-bye.
01:09:18 Damn. Why you throwing salt
01:09:21 I am saving your lily-white ass.
01:09:25 I ain't going nowhere.
01:09:28 Peep my tat.
01:09:30 -Listen, fool--
01:09:34 How this whole thing is fake.
01:09:40 -Damn.
01:09:44 -For the money.
01:09:48 Look, fool, this may sound stupid to you,
01:09:53 And for the people who don't,
01:09:56 You're probably still flipping me
01:09:58 Damn it, B-Rad, this is real.
01:10:02 Oh, really?
01:10:04 Well, then if Tec is real,
01:10:08 And if this gat is real,
01:10:12 And seeing how my foot is real,
01:10:17 See that? I just shot my foot.
01:10:23 And it's real!
01:10:26 Oh, my God, this whole thing is real!
01:10:32 I just shot my foot.
01:10:35 Sit. Stop hopping around, fool.
01:10:38 -Oh, God. Oh, Shondra, I'm dying!
01:10:42 -I can't live!
01:10:45 -Then it's real. This whole thing is real!
01:10:49 -Hey, who doing all that popping up--
01:10:53 Hey, what the hell?
01:10:57 Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah.
01:11:03 -You know Shondra.
01:11:06 -Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like.
01:11:09 That was my line
01:11:12 -What's going on with your boyfriend?
01:11:15 ...and run this thizzang,
01:11:18 ...something with Dre-Dre.
01:11:21 I do mind!
01:11:23 Wait, Tec, let me explain.
01:11:28 What, you done forgot already, fool?
01:11:31 There's only one way out of the l-9s.
01:11:35 There it is. Did you see
01:11:38 That's the rage I was talking about.
01:11:41 Tec, please don't be hating.
01:11:46 I won't let you do it, Tec.
01:11:49 Fine. Then I'll just do
01:12:06 Damn, fool! You just hit my house!
01:12:09 -Brad?
01:12:11 It's Mr. Gluckman.
01:12:13 Brad, you okay?
01:12:15 Not really. And unless you
01:12:18 ...you about to not really be okay too.
01:12:25 -Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor.
01:12:29 This dude thinks we ignorant
01:12:32 -You better recognize.
01:12:36 You know, I recognize that street violence
01:12:42 And, fellas, California is my family.
01:12:46 Oh, and here's a thought.
01:12:48 Instead of thinking of ourselves as what set
01:12:54 ...why can't we just be brothers?
01:12:59 I guess I never thought of it
01:13:02 -You see that?
01:13:04 What do we say, brothers?
01:13:09 Get your ass out of here.
01:13:17 Don't anybody know
01:13:28 Hadji?
01:13:30 Y'all better step,
01:13:33 -Yeah, drop your gats!
01:13:38 Hold up, y'all! Before anybody
01:13:44 You really weren't gonna
01:13:48 Oh, I didn't know anything about that.
01:13:53 -That was not part of the plan.
01:13:56 Send me down here
01:13:59 I know, it was stupid. I tried everything,
01:14:03 That's because you don't know me...
01:14:05 ...and you never cared to find out.
01:14:08 Listen, I made a lot of mistakes.
01:14:14 I wasn't there for you.
01:14:17 I can't change that,
01:14:21 And I still do. And if you say that this
01:14:26 And I accept you.
01:14:31 ...I promise to be a real father to you.
01:14:35 -Talk is cheap. Prove it.
01:14:47 All right, Pops. We cool.
01:14:56 Much love.
01:15:06 I wish I could talk to my pops like that.
01:15:10 No doubt.
01:15:12 I'm gonna call that nigga right now.
01:15:14 Would you get your emotional
01:15:17 We got business to handle.
01:15:24 Tec, before we all smoke each other,
01:15:29 -What you got to say this time?
01:15:42 Stop.
01:15:45 Stop. Stop it!
01:15:49 You say one more line
01:15:53 All right.
01:15:55 But all these gats got to go.
01:16:00 I'm serious, Tec.
01:16:02 Ain't no more gats.
01:16:06 B-Rad's right. All this hating is whack.
01:16:25 Run!
01:17:00 No, listen to me.
01:17:03 If this ain't rebuilt
01:17:05 ...it's on you.
01:17:08 You gonna laugh at me. You gonna
01:17:12 I have two witnesses
01:17:15 -Can you tell us what happened?
01:17:19 All these crazy fools came over
01:17:22 I was just, like, telling the brothers,
01:17:25 Let's talk this out.
01:17:29 Let's find our common ground."
01:17:33 Really, the explosion
01:17:38 A metaphor for anger within our hearts.
01:17:42 -Because the white man--
01:17:47 All this mayhem is rumored
01:17:49 ...by the mysterious White Kong,
01:17:53 This is Soon-Yee Baxter Hernandez
01:17:58 -Sorry, sir.
01:18:00 Are you all right?
01:18:02 You mean, besides the fact
01:18:06 Yeah. No.
01:18:10 -I'm confused.
01:18:13 I don't know what was real
01:18:24 Well, I definitely could use
01:18:37 What's up? I thought the kitchen
01:18:40 It is open, but you don't put your hands
01:18:44 My bad.
01:18:46 Here you go, boo.
01:18:48 All right, here we go.
01:18:51 Shondra's Salon is now
01:18:55 -The chickens be out the coop.
01:18:58 Damn. She got in a fight with
01:19:05 Hold up, girl.
01:19:08 I just wanna thank you.
01:19:10 You the only person that accepted me
01:19:13 I appreciate that.
01:19:16 You also kidnapped me, carjacked me
01:19:19 I'm gonna let that one go.
01:19:23 -Come here, boo.
01:19:27 -My own little White Kong.
01:19:34 It's official: Bill Gluckman
01:19:37 Let's go live to the big celebration.
01:19:41 Here he is, right here, y'all.
01:19:46 Go Gluck yourself!
01:19:59 Great. We're gonna take it
01:20:06 He became Black Superhero.
01:20:16 Hello.
01:20:17 What the f* * k was that?
01:20:21 Yeah, you got something to represent?
01:20:24 Yeah, you got something
01:20:28 Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherf* * * *r!
01:20:30 -Ain't he down?
01:20:33 -You down, down fool.
01:20:37 -Oh, my God.
01:20:39 -You think I'm playing with you?
01:20:42 Open the door!
01:20:43 Hey, yo, dog, you know
01:20:47 Hey, yo, dog,
01:20:55 You think I'm cute?
01:20:59 -Look at me, black.
01:21:04 Hey, yo, dog,
01:21:08 Hey, yo, dog,
01:21:13 I'd love to kick it with you
01:21:16 ...but I got a little business.
01:21:17 Hey!
01:21:22 Cut.
01:21:31 What the f* *k is that?
01:21:33 Come on. Yo, you got something
01:21:38 -Yo--
01:21:40 Get your ass in there.
01:21:42 Okay.
01:21:53 -Bitch!
01:21:54 -Bitch!
01:21:56 Bitch! Give me it.
01:22:04 Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's hooking
01:22:09 ...P. Diddy, Jay-z, Big Boy hisself!
01:22:13 Mali-bootay?
01:22:17 Pull.
01:22:21 That's what I call blowing up for your ass.
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