Man From Earth The
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Hey, buddy. |
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You don't waste time, do you? |
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I try not to. |
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Well, you need help? |
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Sure. |
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Would you like to tell us... |
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what the hell that was all about? |
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I don't like good-byes. |
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Kind of the point of |
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Went to a certain amount |
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Could've at least stayed |
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Eaten some of the food |
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I apologize, Harry. |
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But why are you moving so quickly? |
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You only resigned a couple of days ago. |
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You got the history chair at Stanford. |
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I wish. |
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Well, taquitos, chicken wings, |
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Roastie-toasties and beer. |
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If we'd had more time, |
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We'd have done something |
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Candlelight dinner at Mcdonald's. |
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Strippers. |
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Taquitos are fine. |
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A'right. |
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Art's gonna be along, too. |
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He's, uh, talking to a student. Pfft. |
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Is George taking over for you? |
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George or Trimbell - Has |
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He hasn't called. |
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My god! |
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Wh-What is this? |
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It looks like a Van Gogh, |
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But I've never seen it before. |
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Is that an original, John? |
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No, it's just a gift someone gave me. |
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Still, it's a superb copy. |
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Contemporaneous, I think, |
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May I take a closer look? |
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Please, yeah. |
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Yeah, it's the same |
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Yeah, there's writing |
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Oh, "To my friend Jacque Borne." |
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Wonder who that was? |
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Someone he knew, I guess. |
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Brilliant deduction, sherlock. |
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Surely you'll have this |
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Well, maybe sometime, |
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But I wouldn't really want money for it. |
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That does it. |
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Put that stuff in the kitchen. |
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No, I'm gonna put it |
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Gas is off, electricity's on. |
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Get comfortable while you can. |
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The furniture's going this afternoon. |
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It's been years since I sat on a floor. |
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Heh. I can't remember her name. |
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Eh, it's good for the back. |
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Can we do yoga exercises? |
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Tantric yoga, we can. |
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( Chuckles ) |
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So you're leaving good old "We teach you"? |
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Rather suddenly, you must admit. |
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Truth time, John. |
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Is there a problem? |
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No. |
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Oh, come on, you know we wanna help. |
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That's appreciated, |
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There's no problem. |
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Well, now I am curious. |
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Where are you going? |
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Givin' up tenure... |
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a decade of professorship, |
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In line to chair the department, |
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And you don't know where you're going? |
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Call it cabin fever. |
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After a while, I get itchy feet. |
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I've done this before. |
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No, no, no, you're too young |
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And he hasn't aged a day in ten years. |
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Every woman on the faculty |
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Would give anything to have that secret. |
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Is that what they're after, Edith? |
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Oh, stop, Harry. |
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( Giggles ) |
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Wow, can you pull this? |
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What the hell? |
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What do you hunt? |
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Deer, mostly. |
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Around big bear. |
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With a bow and arrow? |
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Most people can't bag a deer |
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With a rifle and a telescopic sight. |
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Though, good eatin'. |
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The best wild game. |
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Lives naturally, eats naturally. |
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Well, it's beautiful. |
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( Motor hums ) |
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Art. |
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Ah. |
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So, can I get an "a" for awesome? |
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Oh, my gosh. |
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( Chuckles ) |
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That was fun. |
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Hey, John. |
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You know Linda. You |
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Hi. Hey. |
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She's one of my victims |
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She wanted to come by |
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Is Art as tough as I hear? |
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Oh, archaeology's tough. |
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Dr. Jenkins is a fine teacher. |
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Oh, that's very politic. |
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It's very true. Uh-huh. |
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Something for you to |
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"Shadows of the cave: |
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Author: M. Jenkins. |
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Publish or perish. |
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I'd rather read |
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Than write another one. |
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Thank you. |
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Hi. |
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Oh, everybody, this is Linda. |
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Linda, this is everybody. |
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Linda. Hi. |
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So. |
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Where you going, John, |
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We've already covered that. |
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John's got itchy feet. |
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There are over-the-counter |
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( Laughs ) |
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So there is a problem. |
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No. |
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I just like to move on now and then. |
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It's a personal thing. |
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Well, not to pry. |
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I'm sorry I don't |
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Got conversation, some |
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And, uh... |
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Is he ducking out on us again? |
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...I do have this. |
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Oh ho ho! Johnny Walker Green! |
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( Laughs ) didn't even |
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What do they pay you? |
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Nothing is too good for my friends. |
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But I'm sorry-- We are |
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That's a sacrilege I'll tolerate. |
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I will do the honors. |
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Oh, come to papa. |
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Ooh! Here, cups, cups. |
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There we go. |
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Step on in here. |
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There ya go... |
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one for the birthday |
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No, not for me. |
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Oh, no, I don't drink. |
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( Laughs ) we're not |
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All right, here, join |
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Well, to long life and good fortune |
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To our esteemed friend |
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And colleague, John Oldman. |
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May he find undeserved bliss |
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Wherever he goes. |
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Here, here. |
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Skael. Na zdorovye. |
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One off the top, John. |
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Mm! Oh, that's good. |
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Excuse me. |
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John, we're all sorry to see you go. |
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Truly. |
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Okay. Now we're done with that, |
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What do we do for the |
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Anyone got a good topic? |
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Like this, maybe? Heh. |
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What is that? |
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It's a burin of a parrot beak. |
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Inclined chisel point... |
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probably early magdalenian. |
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May I see that? Sure. |
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Yes indeed, that's what it is. |
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What's a burin? |
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A burin is a flint tool |
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For grooving wood and |
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To make spear and harpoon points. |
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Magdalenians weren't |
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So this is a very nice specimen. |
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Okay, what's a magdalenian? |
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A later Cro-magnon, |
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Without gettin' technical. |
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It's the final culture |
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If stones could speak, eh, Art? |
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So where'd you get that, John? |
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Believe it or not, from |
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You lucky dog! |
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I gotta go digging |
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Can I, uh...? |
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Yeah. |
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Huh. |
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Maybe... |
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I'm glad you did this. |
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Did what? You mean come over? |
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Maybe? |
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Definitely. |
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Gee, thanks. |
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Well, so are we. |
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So are we. |
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We couldn't let you just run off. |
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Thanks. |
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John, what is up, huh? |
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Are you on america's most wanted? |
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We won't turn you in. |
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Yeah, come on, out with it. |
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You're among friends. |
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Snoopy friends. |
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Forget it. |
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You are creating the mystery here. |
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Obviously, you have something |
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Well, maybe I... |
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ten, nine, eight, seven... |
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Harry, stop. |
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There is something I'm |
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I've never done this before, |
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( Harry chuckles ) |
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I wonder if I could ask |
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John, we're teachers. |
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We answer silly questions all the time. |
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Hey! |
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What if a man from the upper paleolithic |
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Survived until the present day? |
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What do you mean, survived? |
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Never died? |
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Yes. What would he be like? |
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Well, I know some guys. |
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You ever been to the ozarks? |
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It's an interesting idea. |
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What, are you working on |
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Say I am. What would he be like? |
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Pretty tired. |
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( Laughter ) |
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Well, seriously, |
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As Art's book title suggests, |
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He might be like any of us. |
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Dan. A caveman? |
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Well, there's no anatomical difference |
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Between, say, a Cro-magnon and us. |
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Except that as a rule, |
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What's the selective |
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Better to see predators |
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Actually, tall and skinny |
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Radiates heat more |
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And as for neanderthals, |
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I mean, we've all seen apish people. |
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That strain's still with us. |
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But he'd be a caveman. |
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No, he wouldn't. |
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John's hypothetical man |
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Would have lived |
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yeah, roughly. |
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...and changed with every one of them. |
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I mean, assuming normal intelligence. |
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Well, we think men of |
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Were as intelligent as we are. |
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They just didn't know as much. |
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John's man would have |
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In fact, if he had an inquiring mind, |
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His knowledge might be astonishing. |
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If you do write that, |
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I'm sure you'll make some |
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It's a deal. |
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What would keep him alive? |
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What does the biologist say? |
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Cigarettes. |
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And ice cream. ( Laughs ) |
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All right, all right, I'll play. |
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All right, um, in science fiction terms, |
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I would say... |
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perfect regeneration |
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Especially in the vital organs. |
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Actually, the human |
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To live about 190 years. |
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Most of us just die of slow poisoning. |
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Maybe he did something right, |
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Something everybody else |
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What, like eat the food, |
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Drink the water, and breathe the air? |
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Prior to modern times, |
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Those were pristine. |
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We've extended our lifespan |
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not fit to live in. |
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You know, it could happen. |
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The pancreas turns over |
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The stomach lining in three days, |
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The entire body in seven years, |
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But the process falters. |
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Waste accumulates, eventually |
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Now if a quirk in his immune system |
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Led to perfect detox, |
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Perfect renewal, then yeah. |
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He could duck decay. |
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Mm, that's a secret |
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Would you really want to do that? |
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Live 14,000 years? |
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Well, if I could stay |
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I mean, why not? |
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Yeah. What a chance to learn. |
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Is anyone hungry? |
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You know, the more I think |
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Anything is possible, right? |
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After all, one century's magic, |
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They thought Columbus |
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Pasteur, Copernicus? |
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Aristarchus long before that. |
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Right. |
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I had a chance to sail with columbus, |
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Only I'm not the adventurous type. |
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I was pretty sure the earth was round, |
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But at that point, I still thought |
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He might fall off an edge someplace... |
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look around, John. |
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We just did. |
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I suppose there's a |
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But I don't get it. |
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There's nothing to get. |
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What are we talking about? |
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We were just talking about a caveman |
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Who survives until the present time. |
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As you said, what a chance to learn, |
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Once I learned to learn. |
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Did you start the whiskey |
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Pretend it's science fiction. |
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Figure it out. |
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Okay, a--( Laughs )-- |
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Living until the present. |
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( Grunts loudly ) |
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Oh! |
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( Laughing ) |
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What? |
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John just confided that |
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Oh, John, you don't look a day over 900. |
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Okay, okay. |
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All right, spock, I'll |
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What do you want? What's the punch line? |
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Every ten years or so, when people start |
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To notice I don't age, I move on. |
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That's very good, |
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I wanna read that |
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You want more? |
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By all means. This is great. |
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All right, now... |
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( laughs ) |
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So you think that you are a... |
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a, uh, Cro-magnon. |
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Well, I didn't learn it in school. |
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That's my best guess, |
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Based on archaeological data, |
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Since mesopotamia, |
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I've got the last... |
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You're ahead of most |
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Well, you know the background stuff, |
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So I'll make it brief. |
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In what I call my first lifetime, |
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I aged to about 35... |
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what you see. |
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I ended up leading my group. |
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They saw me as magical. |
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I didn't even have to fight for it. |
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Then fear came, and they chased me away. |
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They thought that I was |
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Stealing their lives away to stay young. |
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The prehistoric origin |
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That is good! |
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First thousand years, |
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I didn't know up from sideways. |
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How do you know the |
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An informed guess, based on what |
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I've learned in my memories. |
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Most people can scarcely |
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But you have memories of that time? |
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Like yours, selective. |
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You know, the high points, |
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They stick in the mind forever. |
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Put down at 3 or 35, |
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Go on. |
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I kept getting chased |
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So I got the hang of |
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I also got the idea of |
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We were semi-Nomadic, of course, |
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Following the weather |
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The first 2,000 years were cold. |
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We learned it was warmer |
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Late glacial period, I assume. |
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What was the terrain like? |
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Mountainous. |
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Vast plains to the west. |
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West--Something you |
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Towards the setting sun. |
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I suspect I saw the british isles |
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From what is now the french coast. |
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Huge mountains... |
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on the other side of |
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That was shadowed by the setting sun. |
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This is before they were separated |
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From the continent by rising |
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That happened? |
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Yes, the end of the pleistocene. |
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So far, what he says fits. |
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Oh, yeah, into any textbook. |
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And that's where I found it. |
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How can I have knowledgeable recall |
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If I didn't have knowledge? |
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It's all retrospective. |
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All I can do is |
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With modern findings. |
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Caveman, you gonna hit me |
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And drag me into the bedroom? |
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You'd be more fun conscious. |
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Oh, John. |
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Let me get this straight. |
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We're not talking about reincarnation. |
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You're not saying that you remember |
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Whatever the hell it would be, |
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200 separate lifetimes, dying |
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And being born again and yada yada? |
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One lifetime. |
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Some lifetime. |
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Wow. |
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Maybe there is something |
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You're supposed to come back |
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Again and again, learn and learn, |
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And somehow, John, you just managed |
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To bypass all the other bodies. |
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Well, what's the point? |
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What about oceans? |
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Didn't see them till much later. |
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So how would you know |
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Big waves-- |
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I can only surmise in retrospect. |
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Were you curious about |
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We would look up at the sky and wonder. |
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"There's gotta be |
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What else made all this down here?" |
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At first I thought |
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There was something |
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Maybe I was a bad guy for not dying. |
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Then I began to wonder if I was cursed |
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Or perhaps blessed. |
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Then I thought maybe I had a mission. |
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Do you still think you do? |
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God works in mysterious ways. |
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I think I just happened. |
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( Phone ringing ) |
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( Laughs ) |
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Wow. |
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Hello? |
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Yes, ellie? |
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What's wrong? |
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Sandy? |
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Coming. |
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Yeah? |
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Do we have ellie's midterm here? |
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Yeah, sorry. |
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I picked it up with the periodicals. |
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Got it. |
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No, you're worried about your parents? |
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Don't--Don't |
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You passed, c+. |
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Take care of yourself. |
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Good kid. |
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What does pre-Med need with history? |
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Got it. |
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Thank you. |
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Sorry, guys. |
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John, please continue. |
00:18:13 |
Come on, I thought we |
00:18:15 |
No! Let's go on with it. |
00:18:17 |
It's interesting. |
00:18:18 |
Besides, I think he's making |
00:18:21 |
Like hegel-- Logic |
00:18:24 |
That Van Gogh? |
00:18:25 |
He gave it to me. |
00:18:27 |
I was, uh, jacque bourne at the time, |
00:18:30 |
A pig farmer. |
00:18:31 |
A pig farmer? |
00:18:33 |
( Laughing ) |
00:18:34 |
I like to work with my hands. |
00:18:36 |
He would come out to the place, paint. |
00:18:38 |
We talked about capturing nature in Art. |
00:18:40 |
Turner, cezanne, pissarro. |
00:18:43 |
Oh, the nolde landscapes. |
00:18:45 |
Not in Van Gogh's time. |
00:18:46 |
He would have loved them, though. |
00:18:48 |
Yes. |
00:18:49 |
Well, I don't understand |
00:18:51 |
Why you can't remember |
00:18:53 |
Geography hasn't changed. |
00:18:55 |
I learned |
00:18:56 |
Professor hensen's tepid lectures. |
00:18:58 |
But you're right. |
00:18:59 |
Where did you live when |
00:19:01 |
Little rock. |
00:19:03 |
Your mother, she took you to the market? |
00:19:05 |
Mm-hmm. What direction was it? |
00:19:06 |
From your house. |
00:19:07 |
I don't know. |
00:19:09 |
How far? |
00:19:10 |
Um, three blocks. |
00:19:12 |
Were there any references |
00:19:13 |
That stuck in your mind? |
00:19:15 |
Well, there was a gas station |
00:19:16 |
And a big field. |
00:19:18 |
I was told I could never go there alone. |
00:19:20 |
And if you went back there today, |
00:19:21 |
Would it be the same? |
00:19:23 |
No. I'm sure it's all |
00:19:26 |
Thus the saying-- "You |
00:19:29 |
Because it isn't there anymore. |
00:19:30 |
Picture it |
00:19:32 |
I migrated through an endless flat space |
00:19:35 |
Full of endless |
00:19:38 |
Forests, mountains, tundra, canyons. |
00:19:42 |
My memory sees what I saw then. |
00:19:46 |
My eye sees freeways, urban sprawl, |
00:19:50 |
Big macs under the eiffel tower. |
00:19:53 |
Early on, the world |
00:19:55 |
And then... |
00:19:58 |
think what I've had to unlearn. |
00:20:00 |
And now you're moving on. |
00:20:01 |
As you've said, there's |
00:20:04 |
And when that happens, I move on. |
00:20:07 |
Well, it might make sense |
00:20:11 |
Your next ten years, and |
00:20:14 |
I've done that a few times, |
00:20:16 |
Even passed as my own son. |
00:20:17 |
"Oh, you're an engineer, too? |
00:20:19 |
You're ben's son. He was a good man." |
00:20:22 |
Saves trouble with |
00:20:24 |
On the other hand, I've |
00:20:27 |
Spent a year in |
00:20:30 |
I won't |
00:20:32 |
For faking a government application. |
00:20:34 |
When'd you come to america? |
00:20:36 |
1890, right after Van Gogh's death, |
00:20:38 |
With some french immigrants... |
00:20:40 |
moving on. |
00:20:44 |
An answer for every question. |
00:20:47 |
Except one, John. |
00:20:49 |
Why're you doing this? |
00:20:53 |
A whim. Maybe not such a good idea. |
00:20:56 |
I... |
00:20:57 |
wanted to say goodbye to you as me, |
00:21:00 |
Not what you thought I was. |
00:21:02 |
Well, since this isn't funny, |
00:21:04 |
We think you might have a problem. |
00:21:07 |
A very serious problem. |
00:21:10 |
I've got boxes to move. |
00:21:12 |
I'll give you a hand. |
00:21:14 |
Wouldn't you have |
00:21:19 |
To remind you of your early life? |
00:21:22 |
Like this, maybe? |
00:21:23 |
Thrift shop. |
00:21:25 |
Really. |
00:21:28 |
If you lived 100... 1,000 years... |
00:21:33 |
would you still have this? |
00:21:34 |
What would cause you to keep it? |
00:21:37 |
As a memento to your beginnings, |
00:21:38 |
Even if you didn't have |
00:21:40 |
The concept of beginnings? |
00:21:41 |
It would be gone, lost. |
00:21:45 |
No. |
00:21:46 |
I don't have artifacts. |
00:21:50 |
Keep that. |
00:21:54 |
Interesting. |
00:21:57 |
You could have lied about that. |
00:21:59 |
Don't talk about me while I'm gone. |
00:22:09 |
Is he serious? |
00:22:11 |
If he is, I'm sorry to say he's... |
00:22:14 |
oh, how could he have |
00:22:17 |
Least he doesn't appear to be dangerous. |
00:22:22 |
What are you doing? |
00:22:23 |
Checkin' for a hidden mic. |
00:22:25 |
Candid camera. |
00:22:28 |
He's fabricating these wild stories. |
00:22:30 |
I've never seen him acting like this. |
00:22:32 |
Oh, it's crazy. |
00:22:34 |
All right, all right, |
00:22:44 |
I love you, you know. |
00:22:47 |
I know. |
00:22:50 |
Since my first week at the office. |
00:22:57 |
And? |
00:22:58 |
I care very much about you, |
00:23:01 |
But now you know what |
00:23:04 |
Do you really think you're a caveman? |
00:23:06 |
Do you? |
00:23:14 |
Could you love me, |
00:23:15 |
Or don't you believe in that anymore? |
00:23:19 |
I've gotten over it too many times. |
00:23:22 |
Fond of you... |
00:23:25 |
certainly attracted to you. |
00:23:30 |
That's it? |
00:23:35 |
I can work with that. |
00:23:40 |
If what I'm saying is true, |
00:23:42 |
You and any children will age. |
00:23:45 |
I won't. |
00:23:46 |
And one day I'll leave. |
00:23:48 |
You'll go back to your |
00:23:51 |
The simple fact is |
00:23:52 |
That I can't give you forever. |
00:23:56 |
How long's forever? |
00:24:00 |
Who ever really has it? |
00:24:05 |
My parents split up before I was born, |
00:24:09 |
And then my mom's next marriage lasted |
00:24:11 |
What, a whole three years? |
00:24:15 |
Then there's death, |
00:24:20 |
no one knows how long they have. |
00:24:23 |
Or how little. |
00:24:29 |
I love you. |
00:24:32 |
Take whatever you can get. |
00:24:37 |
Like ten years? |
00:24:44 |
Ah! Ha ha ha! |
00:24:46 |
( Yells ) |
00:24:47 |
Uhn! |
00:24:48 |
Oh. |
00:24:49 |
Why did you do that? |
00:24:51 |
I wanted to see how fast you |
00:24:54 |
I don't have eyes in |
00:24:56 |
I can't hear a flea walking, |
00:24:57 |
I am not in any way superman. |
00:24:59 |
Well, I'm a second-degree black belt. |
00:25:02 |
Give it another thousand years. |
00:25:05 |
Well. I got it, I got it, I got it. |
00:25:09 |
Jesus. |
00:25:10 |
Smooth demonstration, Harry. |
00:25:12 |
Sit on it, Dan. |
00:25:15 |
I still have questions. |
00:25:17 |
I-I do too, John. |
00:25:18 |
I mean, are we done with prehistory yet? |
00:25:21 |
Remember any of your original language? |
00:25:24 |
A little. One thing |
00:25:27 |
( wolf whistles ) |
00:25:30 |
Did you ever do any cave Art? |
00:25:32 |
Do you know the rock Art at les eyzies? |
00:25:34 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:25:36 |
It was the work of a man named... |
00:25:40 |
giraud. |
00:25:41 |
He did a pretty good job. |
00:25:42 |
He would draw the animals |
00:25:44 |
That we hoped to find to eat. |
00:25:47 |
One day after a fruitless hunt, |
00:25:49 |
Our chief stomped his teeth out |
00:25:51 |
Because his magic had failed him. |
00:25:53 |
After that, someone had |
00:25:57 |
Finally, he |
00:25:58 |
An infected jaw, |
00:26:01 |
And he was abandoned. |
00:26:02 |
That's awful. |
00:26:04 |
You have to know what to kill. |
00:26:06 |
Is this why all your students |
00:26:08 |
Say your knowledge of history is... |
00:26:10 |
so amazing? |
00:26:11 |
No, that's mostly based on study. |
00:26:13 |
Remember, it's one man, |
00:26:17 |
My solitary viewpoint |
00:26:20 |
Of a world I knew almost nothing about. |
00:26:22 |
Well, let's talk about |
00:26:24 |
What you say you |
00:26:26 |
Historical times. |
00:26:28 |
Don't encourage him. |
00:26:29 |
Edith. |
00:26:30 |
Next few thousand years, it got warmer. |
00:26:33 |
A few thousand |
00:26:34 |
See, now, I know you're guessing. |
00:26:37 |
You can't get there from here, Art. |
00:26:39 |
Well then, pray, continue. |
00:26:43 |
We hunted |
00:26:45 |
Bison, horses, |
00:26:47 |
The game retreated northward |
00:26:48 |
As the climate changed, |
00:26:49 |
You got the idea of growing food |
00:26:51 |
Rather than gathering it, |
00:26:53 |
Raising animals rather |
00:26:55 |
Am--Am I getting |
00:26:57 |
I bet I am. |
00:26:59 |
Lakeside living becomes commonplace, |
00:27:01 |
Fishing, |
00:27:04 |
John, this is out of any textbook. |
00:27:06 |
Even yours. |
00:27:07 |
You got most of it right. |
00:27:10 |
Eventually I headed to the east. |
00:27:11 |
I'd grown curious about the world. |
00:27:14 |
I'd gotten the hang of going it alone, |
00:27:16 |
Learning how to fit in when I wanted to. |
00:27:19 |
East. |
00:27:21 |
Towards the rising sun? |
00:27:23 |
Yes. I thought it might be warmer there. |
00:27:27 |
That's when I saw an ocean. |
00:27:31 |
The mediterranean, probably. |
00:27:34 |
It was around the |
00:27:36 |
So I followed the trade |
00:27:39 |
Copper, tin, |
00:27:40 |
Learning languages as I went. |
00:27:42 |
Everywhere, creation myths, |
00:27:46 |
New gods, so many, so different. |
00:27:50 |
I finally realized that it was... |
00:27:52 |
probably all hogwash, |
00:27:54 |
So I was sumerian for 2,000 years, |
00:27:57 |
Then finally babylonian under hammurabi. |
00:27:59 |
Great man. |
00:28:01 |
And I sailed as a phoenician for a time. |
00:28:03 |
See, moving on had been |
00:28:08 |
difficult when villages emerged, |
00:28:11 |
Tougher still in city states |
00:28:14 |
Strangers were suspect. |
00:28:16 |
It seemed as though I |
00:28:20 |
I learned some |
00:28:22 |
Even faked my death a couple of times. |
00:28:26 |
I continued east |
00:28:28 |
To india, |
00:28:30 |
Luckily at the time of the Buddha. |
00:28:34 |
Luckily. |
00:28:38 |
Most extraordinary man I've ever known. |
00:28:40 |
He taught me things |
00:28:42 |
I'd never thought about before. |
00:28:44 |
You studied... with the Buddha? |
00:28:46 |
Until he died. |
00:28:49 |
He knew there was something |
00:28:52 |
I never told him. |
00:28:54 |
This is fascinating. |
00:28:57 |
I almost wish it were true. |
00:28:59 |
Yeah, if it was true, |
00:29:03 |
I mean, we might leave here today, |
00:29:05 |
Go out there, tell everybody. |
00:29:06 |
It would vanish in disbelief. |
00:29:09 |
A story that goes around the room. |
00:29:11 |
No credibility. |
00:29:14 |
Even if I could make you believe me, |
00:29:17 |
In a month, you wouldn't. |
00:29:18 |
Some of you would call me a psychopath, |
00:29:21 |
Others would be angry |
00:29:23 |
Some of us are angry now. |
00:29:25 |
This--This |
00:29:27 |
Uh, I love you all, and I do not want |
00:29:30 |
To put you through anything. |
00:29:31 |
Then why are you doing it? |
00:29:33 |
'Cause I wanted |
00:29:35 |
As yourself. |
00:29:36 |
I think you've done that, |
00:29:38 |
Whoever that self is. |
00:29:39 |
Easy, Edith. |
00:29:40 |
We're just grading his homework. |
00:29:42 |
I see what's going on. You're |
00:29:45 |
That's fine. Just enjoy it. |
00:29:46 |
All right, I think this |
00:29:49 |
I should leave, but I'm gonna stay. |
00:29:50 |
You know why? 'Cause I wanna |
00:29:53 |
So do I. What is this all about? |
00:29:55 |
Let's ask Dr. Freud, |
00:29:57 |
Hey, will! Will! |
00:30:00 |
Art. Hey. |
00:30:02 |
John! |
00:30:03 |
I'm glad I caught you. |
00:30:05 |
Someone mentioned |
00:30:07 |
Called you, told you that I've lost it. |
00:30:09 |
Glad you're here. Things are |
00:30:12 |
Yes, so I hear. |
00:30:13 |
Hi. |
00:30:14 |
Are you hungry? |
00:30:16 |
Uh, thank you, no. |
00:30:17 |
Whiskey? Johnny walker green. |
00:30:19 |
Oh, yes. |
00:30:23 |
( Closes door ) |
00:30:25 |
You look very familiar, |
00:30:27 |
I'm in your tuesday |
00:30:30 |
Ah, well, this lesson may be something |
00:30:33 |
I could not have imagined. |
00:30:36 |
I regret being so |
00:30:40 |
But these people are all |
00:30:43 |
Yes, I'm cutting out paper dinosaurs. |
00:30:46 |
I really wish I'd been |
00:30:49 |
Me too. |
00:30:50 |
Let me just say something right now. |
00:30:52 |
There's absolutely no |
00:30:55 |
For John to prove this story to us, |
00:30:57 |
Just like there's no way |
00:31:00 |
No matter how outrageous we think it is, |
00:31:03 |
No matter how highly trained |
00:31:06 |
There's absolutely |
00:31:08 |
Our friend is either a |
00:31:13 |
So while we're thinking about that, |
00:31:14 |
Why don't we just go with it? |
00:31:17 |
I mean, hell, who knows, |
00:31:18 |
He might jolt us into believing him, |
00:31:20 |
Or we might jolt him back to reality. |
00:31:22 |
Believing? Whose reality? |
00:31:25 |
So... you're a caveman. |
00:31:27 |
Yes. Uh... |
00:31:29 |
uh, I was a Cro-magnon, I think. |
00:31:32 |
You don't know if |
00:31:35 |
No, I'm sure about that. |
00:31:36 |
A Cro-magnon, then. |
00:31:37 |
When did you first realize this? |
00:31:39 |
When the Cro-magnon |
00:31:42 |
When anthropology gave them a name, |
00:31:44 |
I had mine. |
00:31:45 |
Well, please continue. |
00:31:47 |
I'm sure you must have more to say. |
00:31:49 |
Would you like me to lie on the couch? |
00:31:51 |
( Laughs ) as you wish. |
00:31:55 |
As a physician, I'm curious. |
00:31:58 |
In this enormous lifetime you describe, |
00:32:01 |
Have you ever been ill? |
00:32:03 |
Sure, as much as anyone. |
00:32:05 |
Seriously ill? |
00:32:06 |
Sometimes. |
00:32:08 |
Of what? Do you know? |
00:32:10 |
In prehistory, I can't tell you. |
00:32:11 |
Maybe pneumonia once or twice. |
00:32:15 |
Last few hundred years, |
00:32:17 |
I've gotten over typhoid, yellow fever, |
00:32:20 |
Smallpox...I survived the black plague. |
00:32:23 |
Bubonic? |
00:32:24 |
Oh, that's terrible. |
00:32:26 |
More so than history describes. |
00:32:28 |
And smallpox-- But |
00:32:31 |
I don't scar. |
00:32:32 |
No, John, that is not possible. |
00:32:34 |
Please, let's take John's story |
00:32:35 |
At face value and explore |
00:32:38 |
If he doesn't scar, it's |
00:32:41 |
John, would you please stop by my lab, |
00:32:44 |
Suffer a few tests from |
00:32:46 |
Your friendly neighborhood biologist. |
00:32:48 |
I'm leery of labs. |
00:32:49 |
Afraid I might go in and |
00:32:51 |
While cigarette smoking |
00:32:54 |
You don't think that I would betray you? |
00:32:55 |
Walls have ears. |
00:32:57 |
Medical tests might be a |
00:32:59 |
I don't wanna prove it. |
00:33:01 |
So you're telling us this, |
00:33:02 |
The yarn of the century, |
00:33:03 |
And you don't care if |
00:33:05 |
I guess I shouldn't |
00:33:06 |
You're not as crazy as you think I am. |
00:33:08 |
Amen. |
00:33:09 |
I've always liked you. |
00:33:11 |
Why, thank you, dear. |
00:33:12 |
Now that's changing. |
00:33:13 |
Surely you don't believe this nonsense. |
00:33:15 |
I think we should remain |
00:33:17 |
Who we've known and trusted, Edith. |
00:33:19 |
Here you sit--You |
00:33:21 |
All you can do is thumb your nose at it. |
00:33:24 |
Is that what you're doing, John? |
00:33:26 |
Are you laughing at us inside? |
00:33:28 |
I wish you didn't feel that way. |
00:33:29 |
What you're saying-- |
00:33:33 |
So does relativity, |
00:33:35 |
That's the way nature works. |
00:33:36 |
But your story doesn't fit |
00:33:41 |
But we know so little, Dan. |
00:33:43 |
We know so little. |
00:33:45 |
How many of you know |
00:33:46 |
Five geniuses in your field |
00:33:47 |
That you disagree with... |
00:33:48 |
one you would like to strangle? |
00:33:50 |
Strangle them all. |
00:33:52 |
It's bad enough we have to listen |
00:33:54 |
To Harry's idiotic jokes. |
00:33:55 |
Thank you very much, Edith. |
00:33:56 |
Maybe when I'm 110, I'll |
00:33:59 |
If you lived as long as John did, |
00:34:00 |
You still wouldn't grow up. |
00:34:01 |
Come on, guys. Take it easy. |
00:34:04 |
How often do we get to meet someone |
00:34:06 |
Who says he's a stone age man? |
00:34:10 |
Well, once is enough. |
00:34:11 |
Edith. |
00:34:12 |
All right. A guy |
00:34:14 |
You'd have studied a great deal. |
00:34:16 |
I have ten degrees, |
00:34:20 |
except yours, will. |
00:34:22 |
That makes me feel a trifle lilliputian. |
00:34:24 |
That's over the span of 170 years. |
00:34:27 |
I got my biology degree |
00:34:30 |
So I'm a little behind the times. |
00:34:32 |
The same in |
00:34:33 |
I can't keep up with the |
00:34:36 |
No one can. |
00:34:37 |
Not even in their specialty. |
00:34:38 |
So much for the myth |
00:34:40 |
Of the super-wise, |
00:34:42 |
I see your point, John. |
00:34:44 |
No matter how long a man lives, |
00:34:45 |
He can't be in advance of his times. |
00:34:47 |
He can't know more than |
00:34:50 |
If that--I mean, when the |
00:34:53 |
You learned it. |
00:34:55 |
It took some time. |
00:34:56 |
News traveled slowly |
00:34:57 |
Before communications were fancy. |
00:34:59 |
There were social obstacles, |
00:35:02 |
Preconceptions, screams from the church. |
00:35:05 |
Ten doctorates. |
00:35:06 |
That's impressive, |
00:35:08 |
Some. |
00:35:10 |
You might have all done the same. |
00:35:12 |
Living 14,000 years |
00:35:15 |
I just had time. |
00:35:17 |
Time. |
00:35:18 |
We can't see it, we can't hear it, |
00:35:20 |
We can't weigh it, we can't |
00:35:24 |
It's a subjective sense of becoming |
00:35:26 |
What we are instead of what |
00:35:31 |
Becoming what we will |
00:35:33 |
The hopis see time as a landscape, |
00:35:35 |
Existing before and behind us, |
00:35:37 |
And we move-- We |
00:35:40 |
Slice by slice. |
00:35:42 |
Clocks measure time. |
00:35:43 |
No, they measure themselves. |
00:35:45 |
The objective referent |
00:35:47 |
How very interesting. What |
00:35:50 |
Oh, he--He |
00:35:52 |
Who lives outside of time as we know it. |
00:35:59 |
Yes, uh, well. |
00:36:02 |
People do go around armed these days. |
00:36:04 |
If I shot you, John-- |
00:36:08 |
Would you survive this? |
00:36:10 |
I never said I was immortal, just old. |
00:36:13 |
I might die. |
00:36:14 |
And then you could wonder |
00:36:15 |
The rest of your incarcerated |
00:36:19 |
Well, uh, may I? |
00:36:22 |
( Sighs ) |
00:36:24 |
Preferable to a gun. |
00:36:26 |
Will, that was a bit much. |
00:36:29 |
Ooh. Books. |
00:36:32 |
Doctorates. |
00:36:34 |
Yes, you have grown and changed. |
00:36:37 |
But there is always innate nature. |
00:36:41 |
Wouldn't you be more comfortable |
00:36:42 |
Squatting in the backyard? |
00:36:44 |
Sometimes I do, will. |
00:36:45 |
Look up at the stars. |
00:36:47 |
Wonder. |
00:36:48 |
And what did primitive man make of them? |
00:36:50 |
A great mystery. |
00:36:52 |
There were gods up there then. |
00:36:55 |
Shamans who knew about them told us. |
00:36:57 |
They still do. |
00:37:00 |
Have you ever wished it would end? |
00:37:04 |
No. |
00:37:05 |
Fourteen thousand years. |
00:37:08 |
Injuries, illness, disasters. |
00:37:11 |
You've survived them all. |
00:37:13 |
You're a very lucky man. |
00:37:19 |
( Knocks ) |
00:37:21 |
Come in. |
00:37:25 |
John Oldman? |
00:37:26 |
Yes. |
00:37:27 |
Charity now. We're here |
00:37:29 |
It's all yours. |
00:37:31 |
Here, take this chair. |
00:37:32 |
I'm gonna go drink in the corner. |
00:37:36 |
You're, uh... you're donating it? |
00:37:39 |
Everything? |
00:37:40 |
I'll get more. |
00:37:41 |
Do you always travel this light? |
00:37:43 |
It's the only way to move. |
00:37:47 |
Oh, you-- |
00:37:48 |
You've talked a good deal |
00:37:50 |
About your extraordinary |
00:37:53 |
What do you think of dying, John? |
00:37:55 |
Do you fear death? |
00:37:57 |
Who wouldn't? |
00:37:58 |
How did primitive man regard death? |
00:38:01 |
Well, we had the practical concept. |
00:38:03 |
You know, we stopped, |
00:38:04 |
Fell down, didn't get up, |
00:38:07 |
Started to smell bad, come apart. |
00:38:09 |
Injuries we |
00:38:11 |
If someone's insides |
00:38:14 |
Infections... |
00:38:15 |
they were, uh, mysterious. |
00:38:21 |
Aging... |
00:38:22 |
the biggest mystery of all. |
00:38:24 |
You realized you were different. |
00:38:26 |
Longer to realize how I was different, |
00:38:29 |
To find a way to synthesize |
00:38:31 |
My experience into a view of myself. |
00:38:33 |
At first, I thought everybody had |
00:38:36 |
Something wrong with them. |
00:38:37 |
They got old and they |
00:38:41 |
but not me. |
00:38:42 |
( Coughs pointedly ) |
00:38:45 |
Oh, forgive me, my dear. |
00:38:48 |
You live simply. |
00:38:50 |
I've owned castles, but why leave a lot |
00:38:52 |
If you're always leaving? |
00:38:53 |
I have money. |
00:38:55 |
What, you get into |
00:39:00 |
As one grows older, |
00:39:01 |
The days, weeks, months |
00:39:07 |
What does a day or a year |
00:39:11 |
Or a century mean to you? |
00:39:13 |
The birth-death cycle? |
00:39:15 |
Turbulence. |
00:39:17 |
I meet someone, |
00:39:18 |
Learn their name, say |
00:39:21 |
Others come like waves. Rise, fall. |
00:39:27 |
Ripples in a wheat |
00:39:29 |
Do you ever get tired of it all? |
00:39:32 |
I get bored now and then. |
00:39:34 |
They keep making the same |
00:39:37 |
Hey. |
00:39:39 |
Then you see yourself |
00:39:40 |
As separate from the rest of humanity. |
00:39:43 |
I didn't mean it that way. |
00:39:46 |
But of course... |
00:39:49 |
I am. |
00:39:50 |
( Chuckles ) |
00:39:51 |
Are you comfortable |
00:39:54 |
While everyone you knew-- |
00:39:58 |
Has died? |
00:39:59 |
I've regretted losing people... |
00:40:01 |
often. |
00:40:02 |
Have you ever felt |
00:40:04 |
Something akin to survivor's guilt? |
00:40:07 |
In the strict psychological sense? |
00:40:09 |
I suppose I have. |
00:40:10 |
Yeah. |
00:40:13 |
But what can I do about it? |
00:40:17 |
Indeed. |
00:40:20 |
I'm sorry, ma'am. |
00:40:21 |
Gentlemen, |
00:40:22 |
I'm gonna keep the couch. |
00:40:24 |
Thanks. |
00:40:25 |
Ladies? Will? Oh, no... |
00:40:27 |
you've got a heart condition. |
00:40:30 |
Hey, how about changing |
00:40:32 |
Enough with the-- |
00:40:33 |
But this is the flip |
00:40:37 |
I'm very curious to know his feelings. |
00:40:40 |
Would you prefer I asked |
00:40:43 |
I thought you always started with |
00:40:44 |
"Tell me about your mother." |
00:40:46 |
Yes, but prehistory was |
00:40:49 |
Surely you remember your father. |
00:40:51 |
I seem to remember a figure, |
00:40:55 |
Perhaps an older brother, |
00:40:58 |
Well, no matter. |
00:41:00 |
I can scarcely remember mine. |
00:41:04 |
Do you feel a vacancy |
00:41:06 |
In your life about that, John, |
00:41:08 |
Something you wish could be filled |
00:41:10 |
By a face, a voice, an image? |
00:41:15 |
Not at this late date. |
00:41:17 |
There must be someone-- |
00:41:19 |
That you valued intensely. |
00:41:21 |
Loved. |
00:41:22 |
You saw them |
00:41:26 |
A friend, a colleague, a wife. |
00:41:29 |
Certainly you've had wives and children? |
00:41:33 |
I'd move on. |
00:41:34 |
I had to move on. |
00:41:36 |
Making him history's biggest bigamist. |
00:41:39 |
( Chuckles softly ) |
00:41:40 |
Have you ever in your life thought |
00:41:42 |
"It should have been me"? |
00:41:46 |
Maybe. |
00:41:47 |
Yeah, Art has told me |
00:41:49 |
That some of your early fellows |
00:41:51 |
Feared you were stealing their lives. |
00:41:53 |
Have you thought that perhaps you were? |
00:41:56 |
Perhaps you are! |
00:41:58 |
There have always been |
00:42:01 |
A creature not quite human |
00:42:03 |
Taking not the blood, |
00:42:07 |
My god, will. |
00:42:08 |
Unconsciously, perhaps, |
00:42:11 |
By some biological or psychic mechanism |
00:42:15 |
That we can only guess at. |
00:42:17 |
I'm not saying you would do |
00:42:20 |
I'm not saying that you |
00:42:23 |
would you? |
00:42:26 |
But would such a thing be fair? |
00:42:29 |
So you believe me now? |
00:42:30 |
I'm only exploring what you have said. |
00:42:34 |
Whether I believe it or |
00:42:38 |
We will die... |
00:42:39 |
you will live. |
00:42:41 |
Will you come to my funeral, John? |
00:42:43 |
Hey, will... |
00:42:45 |
you've gone too far. |
00:42:46 |
John didn't ask to be what he is. |
00:42:48 |
And we did not ask to hear about it. |
00:42:51 |
But if it were true, |
00:42:53 |
Is there one among us |
00:42:56 |
Even perhaps a touch of hatred? |
00:43:00 |
You told us of yourself, John. |
00:43:02 |
Can you imagine how we feel? |
00:43:04 |
I never thought of that. |
00:43:06 |
Since you may not die, |
00:43:08 |
While we most assuredly will... |
00:43:11 |
there must be a reason for that, no? |
00:43:13 |
Perhaps you are an expert. |
00:43:16 |
Uh, that's it, Mr. |
00:43:19 |
Thank you. You too. |
00:43:24 |
Or are you a vampire, John? |
00:43:28 |
Even an unknowing one. |
00:43:30 |
Do you stand alive and tall |
00:43:32 |
In a graveyard that you helped to fill? |
00:43:34 |
That's going too far. |
00:43:36 |
Bored, perhaps lonely, |
00:43:39 |
Cannot keep its treasures. |
00:43:41 |
Is that what you're doing? |
00:43:44 |
Have you led a wrongful life? |
00:43:47 |
Well, then, perhaps... |
00:43:50 |
it is time to die. |
00:43:54 |
Wait a minute, now. |
00:43:55 |
Look, I don't know what John is doing, |
00:43:57 |
But I sure as hell don't |
00:44:00 |
Give me that gun or I'm |
00:44:02 |
You sound like our football coach, Dan. |
00:44:05 |
What do you think, John? |
00:44:07 |
A shot to the arm? |
00:44:09 |
Perhaps we could watch it heal. |
00:44:12 |
A bullet in |
00:44:15 |
What exactly will happen? |
00:44:23 |
I have papers to correct. |
00:44:25 |
As much as I dislike that job, |
00:44:28 |
It'll be preferable to this. |
00:44:32 |
I leave you with it. |
00:44:36 |
Jesus Christ. |
00:44:38 |
What the hell was that all about? |
00:44:40 |
Where'd he get a gun? |
00:44:42 |
He had you on the ropes, John. |
00:44:43 |
Are you really so damn smart? |
00:44:45 |
It's not like will. |
00:44:48 |
Mary passed away yesterday. |
00:44:52 |
Who? |
00:44:54 |
His wife. |
00:44:58 |
She had, uh, pancreatic cancer. |
00:45:01 |
Will! |
00:45:04 |
I didn't know about mary. |
00:45:06 |
I'm sorry. I can see how |
00:45:09 |
Please, permit me to |
00:45:13 |
Will, please. |
00:45:27 |
( Starts car ) |
00:45:32 |
What the hell were you thinking, Art? |
00:45:33 |
Oh, come on. Something had to be done. |
00:45:36 |
I have to say I agree. |
00:45:37 |
And he's our friend. |
00:45:38 |
Whatever else on earth is going on, |
00:45:41 |
He's our friend! |
00:45:42 |
You sure about that? |
00:45:43 |
Why are you being so hard on him? |
00:45:44 |
One of my favorite |
00:45:47 |
Can you get alzheimer's at 35? |
00:45:51 |
Maybe I'm trying to wake him up. |
00:45:54 |
Maybe I'm too sad to cry. |
00:46:02 |
What I said about myself hurt him. |
00:46:05 |
He struck |
00:46:07 |
That stuff about stealing life forces? |
00:46:10 |
I've always wondered about the reasons. |
00:46:19 |
Well, we still have an |
00:46:25 |
Charades? |
00:46:28 |
No. John? |
00:46:31 |
I have a charade, and |
00:46:33 |
Sandy, come here. |
00:46:34 |
Come on, come on, come on. |
00:46:36 |
Okay, this one's for you. |
00:46:38 |
Ready? |
00:46:40 |
( Grunts like ape ) |
00:46:44 |
( Wolf whistles ) |
00:46:46 |
( Grunting ) |
00:46:51 |
Ooh! |
00:46:53 |
Uhn. |
00:46:54 |
My first wedding? |
00:46:56 |
There you go. |
00:46:57 |
There you go! |
00:46:58 |
Very good, and I bet at least one of us |
00:47:01 |
Is your direct descendent. |
00:47:02 |
And I didn't even send a christmas card. |
00:47:04 |
Christmas card? What |
00:47:06 |
And don't even get me |
00:47:09 |
with the blowing and the ( huffs ) |
00:47:11 |
For years with the blowing. |
00:47:15 |
Yeah, all right. I tried. |
00:47:17 |
Well, uh, call me underdeveloped, |
00:47:20 |
But I'd like to hear more. |
00:47:25 |
Me too. |
00:47:26 |
More. |
00:47:27 |
You double-damn swear |
00:47:30 |
Science fiction story or... |
00:47:32 |
you're pulling on us? |
00:47:33 |
Next question. |
00:47:36 |
You--You--You |
00:47:37 |
This is an invitation |
00:47:38 |
To men in white suits with happy pills. |
00:47:40 |
Think about it-- |
00:47:42 |
A mechanism allowing survival |
00:47:43 |
For thousands of years? |
00:47:45 |
Run out of room even faster. |
00:47:47 |
Then we'd have to go to mars as a colony |
00:47:49 |
As we expanded, as we'd have to. |
00:47:51 |
I'd like that. |
00:47:53 |
On a planet of another star. |
00:47:55 |
I envy you. |
00:47:57 |
Did you have a pet dinosaur? |
00:47:59 |
They were a little bit before my time. |
00:48:02 |
At least something is. |
00:48:03 |
No doubt you could give us |
00:48:06 |
Corroborating your story, |
00:48:07 |
From the magdalene to the Buddha to now. |
00:48:10 |
Ten thousand, |
00:48:11 |
And you could stay out of the books. |
00:48:12 |
Oh, it's getting chilly. |
00:48:15 |
Here, come over here. Join me. |
00:48:20 |
That, uh, raises an |
00:48:23 |
Could there be others like you |
00:48:25 |
Who escaped the aging |
00:48:27 |
Representing something terrific |
00:48:28 |
We don't even know about biology. |
00:48:30 |
We're learning all the time. |
00:48:31 |
Yeah, but how would he know? |
00:48:32 |
He doesn't wear an I.D. Badge |
00:48:35 |
There was a man in the 1600s. |
00:48:38 |
Where were you in 1292 a.D.? |
00:48:40 |
Where were you a year ago on this date? |
00:48:46 |
Anyway, it was the |
00:48:48 |
And I had a hunch that he was... |
00:48:51 |
like me, so I told him. |
00:48:53 |
Ah. See, you said this was a first. |
00:48:57 |
I forgot. |
00:48:58 |
A crack in your story, John? |
00:49:00 |
A touch of senility. |
00:49:01 |
Anyway, he said yes, |
00:49:04 |
But from another time, another place. |
00:49:06 |
We talked for two days. |
00:49:07 |
It was all pretty convincing, |
00:49:09 |
But we couldn't be sure. |
00:49:12 |
We each confirmed what the other said, |
00:49:14 |
But how do we know if the confirmation |
00:49:16 |
Was genuine or an echo? |
00:49:18 |
I knew I was kosher, |
00:49:20 |
But I thought, "maybe |
00:49:24 |
You know, a scholar |
00:49:27 |
He said he was inclined |
00:49:30 |
Now, that's interesting. |
00:49:31 |
Just as we can never be sure, |
00:49:34 |
Even if we |
00:49:35 |
I mean, if we were sure, |
00:49:37 |
You couldn't be sure of that. |
00:49:38 |
We parted, agreeing |
00:49:41 |
Of course, |
00:49:42 |
And 200 years later I thought I saw him |
00:49:44 |
In a train station in brussels. |
00:49:47 |
Lost him in the crowd. |
00:49:48 |
Oh, what a shame. |
00:49:51 |
I--I mean, if |
00:49:53 |
Okay, here's one for you. |
00:49:54 |
What do you do in your spare time? |
00:49:56 |
( Laughs ) |
00:49:58 |
Every 50 years or so, |
00:49:59 |
When I wanna get away from the rush, |
00:50:01 |
I go down to a primitive |
00:50:03 |
Where I'm worshipped as an immortal god, |
00:50:05 |
And they have a huge statue of me. |
00:50:08 |
It's a big party. |
00:50:09 |
Yeah, I've got a lot of pictures of it, |
00:50:11 |
But I've already packed |
00:50:13 |
I won't make the obvious nasty |
00:50:17 |
Actually, bathing was the style |
00:50:18 |
Until the middle ages |
00:50:20 |
It was sinful to wash away god's dirt, |
00:50:23 |
So people were sewn |
00:50:24 |
Into their underwear in october |
00:50:26 |
And they popped out in april. |
00:50:27 |
You said you just happened. |
00:50:29 |
I don't believe that. |
00:50:31 |
If your story's true, |
00:50:33 |
Why did god allow you to happen? |
00:50:37 |
That makes an interesting point. |
00:50:39 |
Are you religious, John? |
00:50:40 |
I don't follow a known religion. No. |
00:50:43 |
Ever. |
00:50:44 |
Long time ago I did, |
00:50:46 |
Like most people. |
00:50:49 |
Some just never get over it. |
00:50:50 |
Do you believe in god? |
00:50:53 |
As laplace said, |
00:50:55 |
"I have no need of that hypothesis." |
00:50:57 |
He may be around, though. |
00:50:59 |
He's everywhere. We just can't see him. |
00:51:02 |
Pfft. If this was the best I could do, |
00:51:04 |
I'd be hiding, too. |
00:51:06 |
And creation... |
00:51:07 |
it's here--I'm not so |
00:51:10 |
What then? |
00:51:11 |
Maybe it's just accumulated, |
00:51:15 |
What about the source |
00:51:17 |
Wouldn't that imply a prime mover? |
00:51:19 |
I'd wonder about the |
00:51:21 |
Infinite regress, but that |
00:51:25 |
Back to the mystery. |
00:51:26 |
It's a very old question, |
00:51:28 |
But there's no answer |
00:51:32 |
If you have faith, it's answered. |
00:51:35 |
Did you ever meet any person |
00:51:38 |
A biblical figure? |
00:51:41 |
In a way. |
00:51:42 |
Who? |
00:51:44 |
We should skip this one. |
00:51:45 |
No, no, no skipping. Come on. |
00:51:47 |
Next question. |
00:51:48 |
No, come on! |
00:51:49 |
( Clamoring ) |
00:51:51 |
Come on, spit it out! |
00:51:52 |
Good lord! You were one of them! |
00:51:54 |
This is going in a direction |
00:51:57 |
I hoped it wouldn't-- |
00:52:00 |
Come on! You were someone |
00:52:04 |
Yes. |
00:52:05 |
In the bible? |
00:52:07 |
Yes. |
00:52:08 |
Someone we know? |
00:52:09 |
How could we not know |
00:52:11 |
I mean somebody important. |
00:52:12 |
You may think you know him, |
00:52:14 |
But it's mostly myth. |
00:52:15 |
The entire bible is |
00:52:19 |
With maybe some basis |
00:52:22 |
You were part of that history? |
00:52:26 |
Yes. |
00:52:28 |
Moses. |
00:52:30 |
Moses was based on misis, a syrian myth, |
00:52:34 |
And there are |
00:52:35 |
All found floating on water, |
00:52:37 |
The staff that changed to a snake, |
00:52:40 |
Waters that were parted so followers |
00:52:42 |
Could be led to freedom |
00:52:44 |
And even receive laws |
00:52:45 |
On stone or wooden tablets. |
00:52:47 |
One of the apostles. |
00:52:50 |
They weren't really apostles. |
00:52:53 |
They didn't do any real teaching. |
00:52:55 |
Peter the fisherman learned |
00:52:58 |
How do you know that? |
00:53:03 |
The mythical overlay is so enormous... |
00:53:07 |
and not good. |
00:53:09 |
The truth is so, so simple. |
00:53:15 |
The new testament in 100 |
00:53:19 |
I don't think I wanna hear this. |
00:53:20 |
Harry, will you take me home? |
00:53:22 |
No, not right now. I |
00:53:24 |
Sit down, Edith. You |
00:53:26 |
It's sacrilege. |
00:53:28 |
How can it be sacrilege? |
00:53:29 |
He hasn't said anything yet. |
00:53:30 |
The new new testament is sacrilege. |
00:53:33 |
There are a dozen new new testaments, |
00:53:35 |
From hebrew to greek |
00:53:38 |
All the way to king james, |
00:53:40 |
All revisionist, |
00:53:42 |
And all called revealed truth. |
00:53:44 |
I mean a new new testament in 100 words. |
00:53:47 |
I can give you the ten |
00:53:49 |
Don't. Don't, don't, don't, |
00:53:51 |
Don't, don't, don't, |
00:53:53 |
( Laughs ) Don't. |
00:53:54 |
The commandments are just modern |
00:53:58 |
Hammurabi's code. |
00:53:59 |
That's right, they |
00:54:02 |
Edith, I was raised on the torah... |
00:54:05 |
my wife, on the koran. |
00:54:06 |
My oldest son is an atheist. |
00:54:08 |
My youngest is a scientologist. |
00:54:10 |
My daughter is studying hinduism. |
00:54:12 |
I imagine that there is room there |
00:54:16 |
But we practice live and let live. |
00:54:19 |
Why don't you sit down. |
00:54:28 |
What is your preferred |
00:54:31 |
The King James, of course. |
00:54:32 |
It's the most modern, the |
00:54:35 |
Modern is good. |
00:54:38 |
All right, John, hit |
00:54:42 |
Guy met the Buddha, liked what he heard, |
00:54:44 |
Thought about |
00:54:46 |
Say 500 years, while he returned |
00:54:48 |
To the Mediterranean, |
00:54:49 |
Became an etruscan. |
00:54:52 |
Seeped into the roman empire. |
00:54:54 |
He didn't like |
00:54:55 |
A giant killing machine. |
00:54:58 |
He went to the near east thinking, |
00:54:59 |
"Why not pass the Buddha's |
00:55:03 |
So he tried. |
00:55:05 |
One dissident against rome? |
00:55:07 |
Rome won. |
00:55:08 |
The rest is history. |
00:55:10 |
Well, sort of. Lot of |
00:55:15 |
I knew it. |
00:55:17 |
He's saying he was Christ. |
00:55:19 |
Oh, no. That's the medal |
00:55:21 |
They pinned on Jesus |
00:55:23 |
The crucifixion. |
00:55:25 |
He blocked the pain |
00:55:28 |
In tibet and india. |
00:55:29 |
He also learned to |
00:55:31 |
Down to the point where |
00:55:34 |
They thought he was dead. |
00:55:35 |
So his followers pulled him |
00:55:37 |
From the cross, placed him in a cave... |
00:55:39 |
his body normalized as |
00:55:43 |
he attempted to go away undetected, |
00:55:46 |
But some devotees were standing watch. |
00:55:49 |
Tried to explain. |
00:55:52 |
They were ecstatic. |
00:55:54 |
Thus, I was resurrected, |
00:55:57 |
And I ascended to central europe |
00:55:59 |
To get away as far as possible. |
00:56:01 |
You don't mean a word of this, John. |
00:56:03 |
My god, why are you doing this? |
00:56:05 |
Let me see your wrists. |
00:56:07 |
I don't scar. |
00:56:08 |
Besides, they tied me... |
00:56:10 |
but nails and blood make |
00:56:13 |
( Laughs ) all the |
00:56:16 |
He was black, he was asian, |
00:56:18 |
He was a blue-eyed |
00:56:21 |
And hair straight out |
00:56:23 |
He was a benevolent alien, |
00:56:26 |
Now he's a caveman. |
00:56:28 |
The Christ figure goes all |
00:56:32 |
Hercules, of course. |
00:56:33 |
Hercules? |
00:56:34 |
Born of a virgin, Alcmene. |
00:56:36 |
A god for a father, Zeus. |
00:56:39 |
The only begotten. |
00:56:42 |
The savior-- |
00:56:44 |
The good shepherd, the prince of peace, |
00:56:46 |
Bringing gentle persuasion |
00:56:49 |
He died, joined his father on olympus |
00:56:52 |
A thousand years before gethsemane. |
00:56:55 |
How can you compare pagan |
00:56:58 |
Pretty damn closely, I'd say. |
00:57:01 |
The early Christian leaders, |
00:57:04 |
They threw away hebrew manuscripts |
00:57:05 |
And borrowed from pagan |
00:57:08 |
Do you realize how... |
00:57:11 |
inconsiderately you're |
00:57:13 |
About as inconsiderately |
00:57:17 |
Well, he doesn't |
00:57:19 |
Do you believe literally |
00:57:22 |
Yes! |
00:57:23 |
Before you say it, |
00:57:24 |
I know it's undergone a lot of changes, |
00:57:27 |
But god has spoken through man |
00:57:29 |
To make his word clearer. |
00:57:31 |
He couldn't get it right the first time? |
00:57:34 |
We're imperfect! He had to |
00:57:37 |
He couldn't get us right |
00:57:40 |
Taken alone, the |
00:57:43 |
Are buddhism with |
00:57:45 |
Kindness, tolerance, brotherhood, love, |
00:57:49 |
A ruthless realism acknowledging |
00:57:51 |
That life is as it is here |
00:57:54 |
The kingdom of god, meaning goodness, |
00:57:57 |
Is right here, where it should be. |
00:58:00 |
"I am what I am becoming." |
00:58:02 |
That's what the Buddha brought in. |
00:58:04 |
And that's what I taught. |
00:58:05 |
But a talking snake |
00:58:08 |
So we're screwed. |
00:58:10 |
Heaven and hell were peddled |
00:58:11 |
So priests could rule |
00:58:14 |
Save our souls that we never |
00:58:18 |
I threw a clean pass... |
00:58:19 |
they ran it out of the ballpark. |
00:58:21 |
This is blasphemy. |
00:58:24 |
It's horrible! Who else were you? |
00:58:26 |
Solomon, elvis, jack the ripper? |
00:58:30 |
It's been said that Buddha and Jesus |
00:58:32 |
Would laugh or cry if they'd known |
00:58:33 |
What was done in their name. |
00:58:35 |
And if there is a creator, |
00:58:37 |
He'd probably feel the same way. |
00:58:39 |
I see ceremony, ritual, processions, |
00:58:42 |
Genuflecting, moaning, intoning, |
00:58:45 |
Venerating cookies and wine, |
00:58:48 |
And I think... |
00:58:49 |
it's not what I had in mind. |
00:58:51 |
But that's vatican flapdoodle. |
00:58:52 |
It doesn't have a thing to do with god. |
00:58:55 |
As you said, John, |
00:58:57 |
from exalting life to |
00:59:01 |
Rome does it as grand opera. |
00:59:05 |
A simple path to goodness needs |
00:59:07 |
A supernatural roadmap. |
00:59:09 |
Supernatural... |
00:59:11 |
a stupid word, I mean... |
00:59:13 |
anything that happens, |
00:59:15 |
Whether we believe in it or not. |
00:59:17 |
Like a 14,000-year-old |
00:59:20 |
( Car approaching ) |
00:59:28 |
I--I--I drove |
00:59:31 |
And then I sat for a while. |
00:59:33 |
I'm so ashamed. |
00:59:34 |
( Shivering ) and I'm freezing. |
00:59:36 |
Well, come inside. |
00:59:37 |
I still don't believe you, of course. |
00:59:39 |
You need help. |
00:59:40 |
Everybody needs help. |
00:59:41 |
Yes, well, some more than others. |
00:59:57 |
From the Buddha to the cross, |
01:00:00 |
I have always imagined |
01:00:04 |
But I would like to hear more. |
01:00:07 |
May I lie on the couch for a moment? |
01:00:09 |
I'm not as young as I used to be. |
01:00:15 |
Ohh! |
01:00:16 |
( Laughs ) |
01:00:18 |
So, you were Jesus. |
01:00:22 |
Well, perhaps somebody had to |
01:00:25 |
The jury is still out. |
01:00:27 |
When did you begin to |
01:00:30 |
When did you begin to believe |
01:00:33 |
Since I graduated harvard medical school |
01:00:36 |
And finished my residency, |
01:00:39 |
Oh, I sometimes dream about it. |
01:00:42 |
Have you acted upon this belief? |
01:00:43 |
I had a private practice for a while, |
01:00:46 |
And then I taught. |
01:00:47 |
Nothing unusual-- |
01:00:49 |
Oh, until one day, I met a caveman |
01:00:52 |
Who thought he was Jesus. |
01:00:54 |
Do you find that unusual? |
01:00:57 |
Very. I would stake my reputation |
01:01:00 |
He as sane as I am, |
01:01:02 |
So why does he persist in such a story? |
01:01:05 |
There must be a reason, though. |
01:01:07 |
Unless I imagined it all? |
01:01:09 |
Is that possible? |
01:01:10 |
I think you're as sane as he is. |
01:01:12 |
Oh, god, I-- |
01:01:13 |
( Laughs ) no. |
01:01:17 |
Did you ever find it |
01:01:20 |
Rather than be thought a heretic? |
01:01:22 |
That would be something. |
01:01:23 |
Other times, christianity |
01:01:26 |
I had to pretend other faiths. |
01:01:27 |
And what does Jesus have |
01:01:31 |
Who find it difficult to believe in him? |
01:01:34 |
Believe in what he tried to teach, |
01:01:37 |
Without rigmarole. |
01:01:39 |
Piety is not what the |
01:01:41 |
It's the mistake they |
01:01:51 |
Well, it's getting to be night. |
01:01:56 |
I still have stuff to carry |
01:01:58 |
And a long drive. |
01:02:00 |
I'll help. |
01:02:02 |
John, do you have a |
01:02:07 |
Never mind. |
01:02:08 |
I won't ask. |
01:02:10 |
Thank you. |
01:02:19 |
Anyone mentally ill can imagine |
01:02:22 |
A fantastic background-- |
01:02:25 |
And sincerely believe it. |
01:02:27 |
The man who thinks he is napoleon |
01:02:30 |
Does believe it. |
01:02:31 |
His true identity has taken a backseat |
01:02:34 |
To his delusion and the need for it. |
01:02:37 |
If that's the case with John, |
01:02:40 |
There is a grave disorder. |
01:02:41 |
Organized brilliantly. |
01:02:44 |
He's got an answer for everything. |
01:02:46 |
It might involve |
01:02:48 |
Of his entire early past, |
01:02:50 |
Replaced by this fantasy. |
01:02:52 |
He says he can't remember his father. |
01:02:54 |
Precisely why? |
01:02:55 |
You said he was sane. |
01:02:57 |
Did I? |
01:02:59 |
Do you think that perhaps our caveman |
01:03:02 |
Has a monkey on his back? |
01:03:04 |
Drugs? |
01:03:05 |
No, no, no, no. |
01:03:07 |
I've done a lot of consulting |
01:03:09 |
I've seen people |
01:03:11 |
Whatever's up with John, it isn't that. |
01:03:13 |
I've looked |
01:03:15 |
Could cavemen really talk? |
01:03:17 |
We think that language |
01:03:19 |
60,000 years ago. |
01:03:21 |
The structure of stone age culture |
01:03:23 |
Is evidence of the |
01:03:25 |
Verbally. |
01:03:26 |
( Wolf whistles; clicks ) |
01:03:28 |
Oh, shut up. |
01:03:39 |
Maybe it'd be easier if I were. |
01:03:42 |
Crazy? |
01:03:44 |
No. |
01:03:46 |
( Coyote howls ) |
01:03:59 |
That is fascinating, isn't it, |
01:04:02 |
A brave attempt to teach |
01:04:05 |
It's no wonder he failed. |
01:04:07 |
We're not ready for it. |
01:04:08 |
You're talking |
01:04:10 |
Well, it is possible, isn't it? |
01:04:13 |
I mean, anything is possible. |
01:04:15 |
Look, we have two simple choices. |
01:04:17 |
We can get all bent out of shape |
01:04:19 |
Intellectualizing or |
01:04:21 |
Or we can simply relax and enjoy it. |
01:04:24 |
I can listen critically, |
01:04:26 |
But I don't have to make |
01:04:29 |
But you think you do? |
01:04:31 |
Well, unfortunately, there's |
01:04:34 |
So we couldn't stop him there. |
01:04:35 |
There are experts on the bible. |
01:04:37 |
Dream on. |
01:04:39 |
Yeah, thus the lost years of Jesus. |
01:04:41 |
He didn't exist until John put on a hat. |
01:04:44 |
I don't believe in angels and the |
01:04:48 |
But there are stories about |
01:04:51 |
History hates a vacuum. |
01:04:53 |
Improvisation, some of it very sincere, |
01:04:56 |
Fills the gaps. |
01:04:57 |
It would have been easy |
01:04:59 |
To falsify a |
01:05:01 |
A few words, credulity-- |
01:05:05 |
Now you're talking as |
01:05:07 |
Well, look at the |
01:05:09 |
The Kennedy assassination |
01:05:12 |
You had, uh, |
01:05:15 |
That's a mystique that'll never go away. |
01:05:18 |
It's always been a small step |
01:05:22 |
I don't think anybody |
01:05:25 |
We're more sophisticated than that. |
01:05:27 |
We are? |
01:05:28 |
We are. |
01:05:33 |
Well, you're finally fulfilling |
01:05:35 |
One prophecy about the millennium, John. |
01:05:38 |
What's that? |
01:05:39 |
Here you are again. |
01:05:51 |
You like the fire, John. |
01:05:53 |
Everywhere I've lived, |
01:05:57 |
Childhood fixation, I guess. |
01:06:01 |
Helps me to feel secure. |
01:06:04 |
There are predators out there. |
01:06:09 |
One thing I didn't pack... |
01:06:10 |
I thought I might need it. |
01:06:14 |
( Plays beethoven's 7th symphony ) |
01:06:20 |
Wouldn't sacre du printemps |
01:06:23 |
What? |
01:06:26 |
You've got... |
01:06:28 |
four men of science |
01:06:31 |
We--We don't know |
01:06:34 |
Did you know voltaire |
01:06:36 |
That the universe was created |
01:06:40 |
I think paul would agree. |
01:06:42 |
And then goethe was the first to suggest |
01:06:45 |
That spiral nebulae were |
01:06:48 |
We now call them galaxies. |
01:06:51 |
It's kind of funny how |
01:06:53 |
Find their first tentative |
01:06:56 |
So did beethoven do physics on the side? |
01:07:01 |
He spent most of his |
01:07:05 |
In front of his legless piano |
01:07:06 |
Surrounded by orange |
01:07:11 |
Now we're on the floor |
01:07:15 |
Full circle. |
01:07:17 |
Did you have, um... |
01:07:20 |
any religious beliefs, |
01:07:22 |
Or did you give it much thought? |
01:07:25 |
You can't get there with thought. |
01:07:26 |
You have faith? |
01:07:28 |
In a lot of things. |
01:07:30 |
Do you have faith in |
01:07:33 |
I've seen species come and go. |
01:07:35 |
Depends on their balance |
01:07:39 |
We've made a mess of it. |
01:07:40 |
There's still time, |
01:07:42 |
If we use it well. |
01:07:44 |
Christianity has been a worldwide belief |
01:07:46 |
For 2,000 years. |
01:07:48 |
How long did the egyptians worship isis |
01:07:50 |
Or the sumerians ishtar? |
01:07:52 |
In india, sacred cows wandered freely |
01:07:55 |
As reincarnated souls. |
01:07:56 |
In a thousand years, |
01:07:58 |
And their souls will be in squirrels. |
01:08:00 |
You weren't Jesus! |
01:08:03 |
Oh, Edith. |
01:08:07 |
( Clears throat ) if |
01:08:10 |
How do you know that? |
01:08:11 |
I don't smell it. |
01:08:16 |
Were you... |
01:08:18 |
I guess... a medicine man? |
01:08:21 |
I was a shaman a few times. |
01:08:23 |
I revealed some truths |
01:08:26 |
You think that's all |
01:08:29 |
selling hope and survival? |
01:08:32 |
The old testament sells fear and guilt. |
01:08:34 |
The new testament is |
01:08:37 |
Put into my mouth by |
01:08:40 |
That are much smarter than I am. |
01:08:42 |
The message is never practiced. |
01:08:45 |
Fairy tales build churches. |
01:08:48 |
What about the name "Jesus"? |
01:08:50 |
Did you pull that out of a hat? |
01:08:52 |
I called myself John. |
01:08:54 |
I almost always do. |
01:08:57 |
As tales of the resurrection spread, |
01:08:59 |
The name was confused |
01:09:01 |
Meaning "god is gracious." |
01:09:03 |
My stay on earth was seen |
01:09:05 |
As divine proof of immortality. |
01:09:08 |
That led to "god is salvation" |
01:09:12 |
Or hebrew "yahshua," |
01:09:14 |
Which in translation |
01:09:17 |
Changing to late greek, "iesous," |
01:09:20 |
Then to late latin, "iesus," |
01:09:22 |
And finally medieval latin, "Jesus," |
01:09:25 |
And it was a wonder |
01:09:28 |
Then you didn't claim |
01:09:31 |
Began as a schoolhouse |
01:09:34 |
I said I had a master that |
01:09:38 |
I never said he was my father. |
01:09:40 |
I wanted to teach what I learned. |
01:09:42 |
I never claimed to be king of the jews, |
01:09:44 |
I never walked on water, |
01:09:47 |
I never spoke of divine |
01:09:50 |
Of human goodness on earth. |
01:09:56 |
No wise men came from the |
01:10:00 |
I did do a little healing |
01:10:02 |
With some eastern medicine I'd learned. |
01:10:06 |
That's it. |
01:10:11 |
The three wise men began as a myth |
01:10:14 |
About the birth of the Buddha. |
01:10:20 |
John, I should be home, |
01:10:26 |
We're all here, trapped by your story... |
01:10:30 |
hoping for a...revolution? I don't know. |
01:10:39 |
Are there any, uh... |
01:10:41 |
more revelations for us? |
01:10:49 |
It's just like old times. |
01:10:58 |
You weren't Jesus. |
01:11:02 |
Quote the sermon on the mount. |
01:11:05 |
Which one? |
01:11:06 |
Darby, King James, |
01:11:09 |
Do you know them all? |
01:11:11 |
No one knows the one, not even me. |
01:11:14 |
I... |
01:11:16 |
I did some teaching on a hill one day. |
01:11:18 |
Not that many people stayed. |
01:11:20 |
But you... |
01:11:21 |
biblical Jesus said, |
01:11:23 |
"Who do you think I am?" |
01:11:27 |
He gave them a choice. |
01:11:30 |
I'm giving you one. |
01:11:34 |
Were you? |
01:11:37 |
If I said no, could you ever be sure? |
01:11:48 |
( Sobs ) |
01:11:57 |
Turn that off. |
01:11:59 |
Please. |
01:12:03 |
This has gone far enough. |
01:12:05 |
It's gone much too far. |
01:12:07 |
These people are very upset. |
01:12:10 |
I don't believe you're mad, |
01:12:12 |
But what you're saying is not true. |
01:12:16 |
That leaves only one explanation. |
01:12:20 |
The time has come when you must admit |
01:12:22 |
This is a hoax... |
01:12:25 |
a lie. |
01:12:26 |
Isn't that true, John? |
01:12:30 |
If you don't drop |
01:12:32 |
I'll be convinced |
01:12:34 |
That you need a great deal of attention. |
01:12:37 |
I can have you committed |
01:12:40 |
You know that. |
01:12:41 |
I ask |
01:12:43 |
I demand |
01:12:45 |
That you tell these people the truth. |
01:12:49 |
Give them closure. |
01:12:52 |
It's time, John. |
01:12:55 |
Please. |
01:13:10 |
End of the line. Everybody off. |
01:13:16 |
What?! |
01:13:18 |
It was a story. |
01:13:20 |
It was all a story. |
01:13:22 |
( Sobs ) |
01:13:23 |
Good god! |
01:13:26 |
Another fairy tale? |
01:13:27 |
All of it? |
01:13:30 |
What in the name of heaven... |
01:13:31 |
John, you had us wondering |
01:13:33 |
And it's just a story! |
01:13:35 |
Where'd you come off with such |
01:13:38 |
At least you're relieved I'm not a nut. |
01:13:40 |
I'd prefer you were! |
01:13:41 |
You gave me the idea. |
01:13:43 |
All of you. |
01:13:45 |
Come again? |
01:13:46 |
Edith saw my fake Van Gogh. |
01:13:48 |
You could have just told me. |
01:13:49 |
You commented that I never age. |
01:13:50 |
You gave me the book on early man. |
01:13:52 |
Dan, you spotted the burin |
01:13:54 |
And you said, "if stones could speak." |
01:13:56 |
I knew it. |
01:13:57 |
I got the notion, I ran it past you |
01:14:00 |
To check your reactions, |
01:14:02 |
Too far? |
01:14:04 |
Check my reaction. |
01:14:05 |
You asked if I was a figure |
01:14:08 |
If there were others like me, |
01:14:09 |
If I'd created future identities. |
01:14:11 |
We were chasing our |
01:14:14 |
Enjoying the mystery, |
01:14:17 |
You were playing my game! |
01:14:19 |
I was playing yours. |
01:14:21 |
Oh, man, you know, you |
01:14:23 |
You were good, man. |
01:14:24 |
You know those chinese boxes, |
01:14:26 |
One inside the other inside |
01:14:29 |
I feel like I'm in the last box. |
01:14:32 |
You son of a... |
01:14:34 |
bitch! |
01:14:35 |
How could you do this to us? |
01:14:37 |
I was worried about you. |
01:14:39 |
I know, I was tempted |
01:14:41 |
But I couldn't resist |
01:14:44 |
You could refute what I was saying. |
01:14:45 |
I had the |
01:14:47 |
Anthropologist, archaeologist, |
01:14:49 |
Christian literalist... |
01:14:51 |
a psychologist. |
01:14:54 |
Okay, I've had enough of this. |
01:14:56 |
I'm outta here. You |
01:14:59 |
So, John. |
01:15:00 |
Are you gonna write the story? |
01:15:02 |
If I do, I'll send you copies. |
01:15:03 |
Don't bother with mine, okay? |
01:15:05 |
You are absolutely certifiable. |
01:15:08 |
I don't know you! |
01:15:12 |
It was nice seeing |
01:15:16 |
Your name's a pun, isn't it? |
01:15:18 |
Old man? |
01:15:20 |
Did that help you with your story? |
01:15:23 |
Linda! |
01:15:26 |
Bye. |
01:15:31 |
Well, Art was half right. |
01:15:33 |
( Laughs ) |
01:15:34 |
Which half? |
01:15:39 |
Well, at least I don't |
01:15:42 |
Of what I know about biology. |
01:15:43 |
Which half? |
01:15:46 |
( Chuckles ) |
01:15:47 |
It's a beautiful idea, |
01:15:49 |
So rich, so full of possibilities. |
01:15:54 |
Perhaps you should write |
01:15:56 |
Maybe I will. |
01:15:58 |
I'll interview you in the rubber room |
01:16:00 |
For further details. |
01:16:01 |
You may still need help, my friend. |
01:16:17 |
My ass. |
01:16:18 |
I thought it sounded pretty good. |
01:16:21 |
They believe you because they have to. |
01:16:23 |
But the one thing that I know about you |
01:16:25 |
Is that you would never use people |
01:16:26 |
Or abuse their goodwill and intelligence |
01:16:28 |
Like they think you've |
01:16:30 |
Psych 101? |
01:16:31 |
No, it's woman, |
01:16:34 |
So you're a pretty fast liar, Mr. Ugg, |
01:16:36 |
But I wanna know-- |
01:16:39 |
Believe it or not, the |
01:16:44 |
Why'd you cave to Gruber? |
01:16:46 |
What happened was enough. |
01:16:48 |
Just--Just |
01:16:49 |
I shouldn't have expected it to work. |
01:16:53 |
Fourteen thousand years old. |
01:16:55 |
I bet that's a lot of women. |
01:16:57 |
Are we counting? |
01:16:59 |
Maybe. |
01:17:02 |
Well, I'm taking Edith home. |
01:17:04 |
Sandy? |
01:17:07 |
I'm gonna stay. |
01:17:12 |
Are you sorry for some |
01:17:15 |
I'm sorry I said them. |
01:17:17 |
Well. |
01:17:19 |
Like a good Christian, |
01:17:20 |
I...oh, John. |
01:17:24 |
Oh! Well. |
01:17:27 |
You did a terrible thing, |
01:17:29 |
But we're all so |
01:17:31 |
Even Art--He just hates |
01:17:34 |
You're a sadist, John, |
01:17:36 |
But I admit I got a kick out of |
01:17:38 |
Chasing my tail around your maypole... |
01:17:40 |
even if that is all I caught. |
01:17:42 |
Good luck to you. |
01:17:43 |
Wish you the best. Thank you. |
01:17:45 |
Ready? |
01:17:55 |
- Later on. |
01:18:00 |
Mm-hmm. |
01:18:04 |
Mmm. |
01:18:05 |
I don't know, man. |
01:18:08 |
Something about this... |
01:18:10 |
something about you, John. |
01:18:12 |
The more I think about it, |
01:18:15 |
The more I'm no longer |
01:18:18 |
( Inhaling deeply ) |
01:18:19 |
I sense...space. |
01:18:21 |
A kinda latitude of what |
01:18:26 |
In which, as everybody keeps saying... |
01:18:31 |
anything's possible. |
01:18:32 |
Yes. No, no. No, no. |
01:18:34 |
No--No |
01:18:36 |
I'm gonna go home, |
01:18:38 |
And I'm gonna watch star trek |
01:18:40 |
For a dose of sanity. |
01:18:42 |
Good luck to you, man, |
01:18:44 |
Wherever this may lead you. |
01:18:47 |
You drop me a line sometime. |
01:18:49 |
Let me know how you're making out. |
01:18:52 |
I will. |
01:18:55 |
Mm. Mwah. |
01:19:05 |
So, John Oldman. |
01:19:08 |
What other pun names have you used? |
01:19:10 |
Lots. |
01:19:13 |
John Paley for John Paleolithic, |
01:19:16 |
John Savage-- |
01:19:19 |
Got really crazy about 60 years ago. |
01:19:21 |
When I was teaching at harvard, |
01:19:22 |
I was John Thomas Partee. |
01:19:25 |
John T. Partee-- |
01:19:28 |
I get it. |
01:19:29 |
Yeah, I know. |
01:19:30 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
01:19:32 |
Boston? |
01:19:34 |
60 years ago? |
01:19:36 |
J-John Partee? |
01:19:42 |
You did not teach chemistry! |
01:19:48 |
Your mother's name was Nola. |
01:19:50 |
No. Yeah. |
01:19:52 |
No. |
01:19:54 |
Yes, Nola. |
01:19:56 |
( Crying ) my mother! |
01:19:59 |
I reject this! |
01:20:03 |
My--My--My |
01:20:06 |
We had him before I was born. |
01:20:08 |
Woofie. |
01:20:09 |
Woof, woof, woofie... |
01:20:15 |
Gruber. She remarried? |
01:20:17 |
She said you abandoned us. |
01:20:20 |
Sorry, I had to move on. |
01:20:22 |
You know that. I left enough. |
01:20:24 |
I left enough. I'm cold. |
01:20:26 |
Chilly willy, always cold. |
01:20:28 |
Never could stand the cold. |
01:20:30 |
( Sobs ) wait, you-- |
01:20:34 |
Yeah, you used to tug on it |
01:20:36 |
To see if it was real. |
01:20:37 |
Agh! Will! |
01:20:39 |
God. |
01:20:41 |
911, now! |
01:20:43 |
( Gruber gasps ) |
01:20:44 |
Come on, Will. |
01:20:46 |
Will. |
01:20:47 |
Come on, buddy. |
01:20:52 |
( Siren blaring ) |
01:21:21 |
You'll stay in touch, Dr. Oldman. |
01:21:23 |
In case there are any questions. |
01:21:25 |
I'll be back for the funeral. |
01:21:27 |
Miss. |
01:21:38 |
You never saw a grown child die. |
01:21:42 |
No. |
01:23:24 |
Chantelle duncan: *I've seen rivers rise * |
01:23:28 |
* seen mountains fall * |
01:23:32 |
* seen endless vistas coming to an end * |
01:23:39 |
* I've seen stars collide * |
01:23:43 |
* heard oceans roar * |
01:23:47 |
* I know what it means |
01:23:56 |
* nothing lasts forever * |
01:23:59 |
* that's what I've always heard * |
01:24:03 |
* all things good must esnd * |
01:24:06 |
* you know it's true * |
01:24:10 |
* nothing lasts forever * |
01:24:14 |
* but maybe some things do * |
01:24:18 |
* forever is the way I feel for you * |
01:24:25 |
* forever is the way I feel for you * |
01:24:43 |
* I've seen men take * |
01:24:47 |
* the world into their hands * |
01:24:51 |
* and change it, mold it, |
01:24:59 |
* I've felt the earth shake * |
01:25:02 |
* seen men take a stand * |
01:25:06 |
* and fight when it's |
01:25:14 |
* nothing lasts forever * |
01:25:18 |
* that's what I've always heard * |
01:25:22 |
* all things good must end * |
01:25:24 |
* you know it's true * |
01:25:29 |
* nothing lasts forever * |
01:25:32 |
* but maybe some things do * |
01:25:36 |
* forever is the way I feel for you * |
01:25:44 |
* forever is the way I feel for you * |
01:25:56 |
* nothing lasts forever * |
01:25:59 |
* that's what I've always heard * |
01:26:03 |
* all things good must end * |
01:26:06 |
* you know it's true * |
01:26:11 |
* nothing lasts forever * |
01:26:14 |
* but maybe some things do * |
01:26:18 |
* forever is the way I feel for you * |
01:26:25 |
* forever is the way I feel for you * |
01:26:33 |
* forever is the way I feel for you * |