Marmaduke
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High school. |
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Look familiar? Yeah. |
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Being a teenager, |
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I'm not gonna |
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But if you're a teenager, |
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you're totally hosed! |
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# Oh, Mr. Pit... |
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# Mr. Pitiful |
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# Who let you down? |
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# Who let you down? |
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And the harder |
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the more awkward it gets. |
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# Oh, Mr. Pit... |
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# Mr. Pitiful |
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# Who let you down? |
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Look at this poor guy. |
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Brutal! |
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# Who let you down? |
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But if you think |
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is about the worst thing |
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try being |
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with a radar dish |
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Oh, yeah, that'll make me |
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Luckily, they're easy |
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Marmaduke! |
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Where are you? |
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Hold your horses. |
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I'm Marmaduke, by the way. |
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Come on, let's meet the fam. |
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You're gonna love them. |
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Here I come! |
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This little Padawan here |
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Like most kids his age, |
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Come on, buddy. |
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Yeah, I'm pretty busy myself. |
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And this social |
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She loves to |
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Okay, Barb, |
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He can be like that. |
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Not like that. |
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Is somebody cooking? |
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Food! |
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Debbie's pretty cool, |
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She slips me a steak here, |
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Which is why I think she doesn't |
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Come to daddy. |
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Ahhh! Hot cheese! |
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Marmaduke! |
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The little one's Sarah. |
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How cute is she? |
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You know, it's important for |
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so I try to take her |
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She's got a great laugh, |
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Then there's |
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He's a marketing guy for |
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I call him |
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'cause it's nothing |
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No slobbering. |
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No barking. |
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Here, let's see if he says no |
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Marmaduke, no! |
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See? Doctor No |
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Why don't you just |
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I will find China! |
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What you're doing |
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I hate water. |
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Look, everybody's got a weakness. Sit. |
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Mine's water. It's my kryptonite. Sit. |
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Not sitting in this tub. |
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Sit, Marmaduke! |
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What can I say? I'm |
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Bye-bye. |
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Phil hates that. |
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Hey, Sarah, |
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Stay. |
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There's nothing good about |
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Come on, Phil! |
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Marmaduke! |
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Let's go! |
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Marmaduke! |
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I like to give Phil |
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He's cooped up in the office |
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That's the spirit! |
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Over here! |
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Come here, through here, |
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Yeah, come on! |
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Not this time... |
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You don't grab a tiger |
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Marmaduke! |
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Someone call the ASPCA! |
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We got a crazy dog |
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Freedom! |
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Hey, Dad. |
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Would it kill them |
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I was two months old |
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I guess I had more pull before |
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Oh, he's so cute! |
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See? Insanely cute. |
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Look at that lovable |
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Come here, you! |
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But when you grow up into |
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I'd ignore me, too. |
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Hey, I'm talking here! |
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Anyway, I try not to |
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After all, |
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That's why I make it a point |
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Let's see |
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Sausage from |
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gonna need to let that |
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This is our shot. |
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In the big leagues, they take |
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It's a marketing job with |
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I think we'll be okay. |
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Pepperoni pizza. |
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Phil's loafer? No, I'll |
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And that, I have no idea what that is. |
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Aren't we okay |
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Is that what we wanna be? Just okay? |
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Coming in for a landing. |
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I wanna give you and the |
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I want a bigger house |
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with a bedroom that doesn't |
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This is our shot. |
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Well, if this is our shot, |
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But you have to |
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Done. |
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Give me that. |
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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
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Hey, I wasn't done |
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You don't have to worry, I've |
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Wow! |
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Wait for it... |
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Marmaduke! |
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What did you eat? |
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I know it's juvenile, |
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So, there you have it. |
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Day in the life of |
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It's really bad! |
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Guys, I am sorry. |
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That was a little much, |
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Bad Marmaduke. |
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All right, enough. |
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Waffles, waffles, |
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Yes! |
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Saturday morning waffles! |
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Take it easy, man! |
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A waffle is to be |
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Hey, this is my step-bro, |
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Say hey, Carlos. |
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He's pretty cool |
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since he's basically |
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You ready for |
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Lay it on me. |
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Phil just told everybody |
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We're moving |
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Shut up! Really? |
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No lie! I was so shocked, |
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Carlos, that's gross! |
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I know it's gonna take |
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but you'll make so many |
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I think it sounds |
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What do you care? All you |
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This is so unfair! |
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I got to say, |
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You know how many bones |
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Guys, this is a |
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We'll have a big new house |
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Pets are always |
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I don't even know |
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Okay, what's the deal? |
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Something you weren't |
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Does anyone even own |
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I haven't seen |
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It's kind of hard to forgive |
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Oh! She's fine. |
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Okay, so far, all I've |
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no one has a pet and Seth, |
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You're the biggest |
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Me? |
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You're, like, 200 pounds |
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Oh, really? |
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No, no, no! |
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Ejector seat. |
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And so, |
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And there was |
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and excitement for |
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Even Barbara was trying |
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That's mine... |
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Carlos and I would |
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but we were being |
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Hey, let me out of here. |
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Oh, yeah, I am. |
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Look what I got. |
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That's my man, Phil! |
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There you go. |
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Looking out |
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I don't know, Carlos. |
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It's Debbie's |
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Oh! I know I shouldn't eat |
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Good boy! Good boy! |
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. |
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I feel a little funny. |
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This is |
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I requested |
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I think Phil put something |
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Have you ever |
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I mean, |
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Yeah, yeah. I followed |
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But into the great unknown |
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Timber! |
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Down and out. |
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# California, here we come |
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# Right back |
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# California! |
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# California! # |
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Wake up! I'm up, I'm up! |
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Same dog, different floor. |
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Yes! New city, |
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Good morning, |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Hang on a second. Did you |
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It fits! It fits! |
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It's got an ocean view! |
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This grass is so green! |
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And this, by far, the nicest |
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Speaking of which, |
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Oh, yeah, brown collar. Good, |
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Come on, Phil, let's go! |
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Is that weird that your boss |
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That's how |
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Don's a bit eccentric, but that's |
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Come on, Phil, shake a leg! Easy, buddy! |
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Wait. |
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Fuchsia. That's how |
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Come on, |
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Let's do it! Don't worry |
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unpacking a thousand boxes. |
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Freedom! |
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I promise I'll be |
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Let's go! |
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That's the company car? |
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# California |
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# knows how to party |
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# California |
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# knows how to party |
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# In the city of L.A. |
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We are living the dream, Phil! |
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# We keep it rockin'! # |
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Listen, big guy. |
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Things are gonna work a little |
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Hey, that's part |
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We need to impress |
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I need you to be a good |
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Basically, |
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Hi. Morning! |
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Phil's got nothing to worry |
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I've got a chance to completely |
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In short, I've got |
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Pun intended. |
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Wow, this is |
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New life, here I come. |
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Time to bring my A-game. |
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Think small, play it |
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Just relax. |
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Beautiful day, huh? |
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Oh, hey, cool sweater! |
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I'm sweating like a dog. |
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Come on, big M, |
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Just focus. Whoa! |
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Cool it! |
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Marmaduke, heel! |
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Phil, wait, wait, |
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Winslow, here. |
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Oh, Mr. Twombly, |
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It's great to |
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Who do we have here? |
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Come on, buddy! |
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Yeah! What's his name? |
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This is Marmaduke. |
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Well, you are one handsome |
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I'm starting to |
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You've got yourself a beautiful |
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Thank you! Marmaduke and I, |
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Hmm. |
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Who's licking butt now? |
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Interesting. |
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I'm picking up something |
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Absolutely not a purebred. |
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Really? |
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I'm sensing a little |
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Hey, watch it! |
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Your guess is |
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You don't know your own |
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Sure. Uh... |
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I love dogs. |
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I can tell a lot about a man |
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That's why I like |
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I can measure, first-hand, |
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Watch it, Phil. |
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Plus, you get all this fresh |
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And, most importantly, I get to |
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Jezebel. |
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Oh! |
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Hello, Cali! |
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Look at that fur! |
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Right. Take off your |
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You don't wear |
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Come on, Phil. |
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Get some earth |
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It's not the earth |
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Stay out of trouble. |
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You're gonna need it. |
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Jezebel! Whoa! |
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Hey, whoa, whoa. |
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Bakersfield. |
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He's definitely Midwest. |
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Boston? |
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How did you know? |
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It's a gift. |
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My name's Marmaduke. |
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Yikes! |
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Meet the gang. |
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The egghead, here, |
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Marmaduke. |
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A unique synthesis |
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the scientific name for |
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Oh! Oh! |
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...and the Duke |
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the 17th-century |
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And the ultra-confident Chinese |
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Before you ask, yes, I'm a real |
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And I just get a little nervous |
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This is the land |
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There are no pumas |
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Pumas! |
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I'm Mazie, by the way. |
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Good to meet you guys. |
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It's the dog park, man. It's |
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which means there's a |
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First, |
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Nice catch, Brad. |
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The only muscle they |
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O- M-G, Brad is H-O-T! |
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They mostly date Afghans. |
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Oh! Frisbee! |
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Then you got |
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We're innocent. |
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Bang, bang. |
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And over here, |
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Somebody stop this thing, |
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Then there's your out-and-out |
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Come on! Let's go, go! |
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Word to the wise, |
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Oh, come on! Again? |
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So far, I'm not seeing |
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Well, if you think you got the |
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Oh, yeah? |
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Mutts! |
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Weird! |
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Who are those guys? |
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The pedigrees, |
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They're |
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and they act like their fleas |
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The little land shrimps |
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Dog Vader over there |
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Alpha male |
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He's the toughest |
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Him? He |
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His girlfriend over there |
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And he's super-jealous, |
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so stay away from her |
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Dog food. |
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Hello, losers. |
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Speak of the devil. |
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So, I see you got |
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Okay, that's wet. |
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Shut up, Thunder. |
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What's his name? |
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Uh... Marmaduke. Mama-what? |
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Well, well. My little fireplug said |
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No, no. I remember, somebody |
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Let me explain something. |
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This is my park, |
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You look at my girlfriend |
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You come near her, |
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You talk to her, |
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Dead. |
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We're dead. |
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He ain't nothing, watch. |
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Come on, you |
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No! No! No, no, no. |
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Didn't think so. |
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Yeah, |
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See you at the |
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Can I open |
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Don't listen |
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Maybe listen to the |
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from his girlfriend |
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What party was he |
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Nothing, just a bunch of snobs scratching |
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We're having our |
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It's gonna be a classic O.C. |
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Not sure if I can get out, but I'll try. |
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Great, it's gonna be |
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If you know what a party's like, |
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Tell them you know me! |
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Thanks, Giuseppe! |
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Good first day, |
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You played it cool. And I think I |
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Now, that is |
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Bee! Ahhh! |
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A bee! |
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Look out! |
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Bark Organics dominates |
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With our product |
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we're in a position |
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So, Dorothy, why have I called |
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Why have I been through six |
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Because I want |
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on the shelves in every |
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Bee! |
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I won't |
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We'll see. |
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Coming through! |
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Sorry! |
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Was that your dog? |
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I didn't get a good look. |
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Yeah, I'm fine. |
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It takes a lot |
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Bee! |
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Phil, help! |
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Help me! |
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What a gargantuan spaz! |
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Yeah, but kind of funny. |
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Hmm. |
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I heard a vicious rumor that |
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Yeah. Are those, |
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The canine accessory |
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We are not accessories. |
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Hey, man, |
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I've been in this |
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Bodie is |
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Did he just |
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As if! |
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Yeah, you're probably right. He |
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Hey, honey! |
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Oh, my God! |
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No, it's somebody |
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Hey, Barb! |
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Phil! That was not cool! |
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Sorry, Barb. |
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Right. Regional |
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Yeah, yeah. |
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Come on, Phil, get off the |
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Night, Dad. |
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Hey, Brian, wait up. |
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Sounds good. We'll talk |
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Great news! |
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I ran into another |
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and guess what |
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I signed you up! |
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Oh. Soccer sounds... |
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Great, right? |
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Sure, yeah. |
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Man, you're |
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Okay. Good night, Dad. |
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Good night, buddy. |
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Phil, he's not gonna love it. He's |
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Come on! |
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I really miss |
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But I did see this |
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You need anything, honey? |
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A little privacy, and a |
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Good night. |
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Come on, Phil. It's like |
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# Lullaby, lullaby |
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# All the humans |
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Ladies, please! |
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Carlos, be quiet! |
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Your eyes are |
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So sleepy. |
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Good night, Phil. |
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# Hey, yo, when I wake up |
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# I put up my hands |
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# Thank the Lord |
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# and never stop my plans |
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# Giving all for the goals |
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# Got to keep it up, |
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# Make me a home on my own |
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# Better make the bed rock # |
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I'm a monster! |
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I am a tiny monster. |
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I'm doing the spin! |
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This is an O.C. rager? |
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You made it, great! |
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Come watch Giuseppe |
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Check this out! |
00:22:18 |
Hey, Marmaduke! |
00:22:20 |
If you're hungry or thirsty, |
00:22:22 |
And the toilet's in there. |
00:22:24 |
Cool, thanks! |
00:22:26 |
Did that cow just oink? |
00:22:27 |
Meet Mazie's cow. |
00:22:31 |
It's pretty ridiculous. |
00:22:33 |
Cow that oinks. |
00:22:39 |
New record! |
00:22:41 |
Marmaduke, you're up! |
00:22:43 |
No, that's |
00:22:45 |
Don't be a wiener dog! Just dance |
00:22:51 |
I'd love to, but seriously, |
00:22:54 |
Duke! |
00:22:56 |
All right, all right, |
00:22:59 |
Atta boy! |
00:23:05 |
Okay, let's see. |
00:23:08 |
Okay, let's see. |
00:23:11 |
Left paw, blue arrow. |
00:23:12 |
No, no, left paw, |
00:23:14 |
There we go! |
00:23:15 |
On second thoughts, maybe |
00:23:18 |
Hang on, |
00:23:20 |
You can do this, Marmy. |
00:23:21 |
Come on. Come on. |
00:23:22 |
Ease into it. |
00:23:24 |
Are we insured? |
00:23:25 |
No one puts Dukey |
00:23:27 |
The Duke's got |
00:23:29 |
You ain't seen nothing yet! |
00:23:33 |
Time to get funky! |
00:23:37 |
He's better than me, |
00:23:38 |
In a way, yes. |
00:23:41 |
Three-sixty |
00:23:44 |
Pinwheel time! |
00:23:46 |
Time to go old-school! |
00:23:48 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
00:23:53 |
I'm sorry. I'm really |
00:23:56 |
No sweat. I needed |
00:23:59 |
There goes Giuseppe's |
00:24:02 |
That was the only thing |
00:24:04 |
You know, not that I'm not |
00:24:08 |
what do you guys think about going to |
00:24:11 |
Are you crazy? |
00:24:12 |
Or we could just go to the zoo, |
00:24:15 |
Come on, it'll be fun! |
00:24:18 |
Are we gonna spend the rest of our |
00:24:20 |
with the little pups? |
00:24:22 |
Or are we gonna get out in |
00:24:25 |
But we're not big dogs, |
00:24:27 |
That phrase was made |
00:24:29 |
You do realize |
00:24:31 |
Yeah, Bosco, Schmosco! |
00:24:35 |
Okay. Some dogs just have |
00:24:41 |
I smell rain, and I |
00:24:43 |
I'm telling you guys, |
00:24:45 |
it's like tiny bullets |
00:24:49 |
It's him! |
00:24:51 |
Chupadogra. |
00:24:55 |
Chupadogra? |
00:24:58 |
They say he was |
00:25:01 |
But then he went insane from |
00:25:05 |
He also sleeps on a giant |
00:25:08 |
Can we go now, before |
00:25:11 |
Let's go. |
00:25:13 |
I can't believe |
00:25:15 |
And now |
00:25:17 |
Why would you |
00:25:19 |
You sure you |
00:25:21 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:25:22 |
Guys, I'm telling you, |
00:25:37 |
Twenty-four, |
00:25:39 |
Twenty-five! |
00:25:41 |
Man! Now, this party |
00:25:44 |
What are they doing |
00:25:47 |
What pedigrees do best. |
00:25:49 |
Humiliate the innocent. |
00:25:50 |
Hey, wait, what are you |
00:25:53 |
Come on, let's get |
00:25:56 |
Oh, sorry. |
00:26:00 |
No problem. Sorry. |
00:26:03 |
This unfortunately |
00:26:06 |
Me, too. |
00:26:07 |
Oh, brother! |
00:26:11 |
Great, we're getting |
00:26:14 |
Well, well, well. If it |
00:26:17 |
Did the circus give |
00:26:19 |
We're just leaving Bosco, |
00:26:21 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's |
00:26:26 |
You know, it's funny, |
00:26:29 |
I would have thought |
00:26:30 |
to stay away |
00:26:32 |
He told him. You told |
00:26:34 |
Zip it! |
00:26:36 |
Being a pedigree means |
00:26:39 |
We're all bred |
00:26:41 |
and have gifts you could |
00:26:45 |
Stuart's an expert tracker. |
00:26:47 |
Shasta is |
00:26:51 |
Ferdinand is fluent in six |
00:26:56 |
And I'm the reigning |
00:27:00 |
Are you good |
00:27:03 |
Um... Uh... |
00:27:05 |
Sit! |
00:27:07 |
You are |
00:27:14 |
Lay down. Lay down! |
00:27:17 |
Oh, no! |
00:27:19 |
Yes, it's very bad. |
00:27:24 |
I don't care how freakishly |
00:27:27 |
We all know that inside you're |
00:27:34 |
Did I say you could |
00:27:35 |
Did I say you could get up? I'm sorry! |
00:27:37 |
No mercy, boss. |
00:27:39 |
Put him in |
00:27:40 |
Fight! Fight! Fight! |
00:27:42 |
I don't |
00:27:43 |
Bosco, stop! |
00:27:44 |
Relax, baby! We're |
00:27:47 |
No, you're not. |
00:27:51 |
I'm sorry, he gets this way when |
00:27:55 |
He gets that way |
00:27:57 |
You watch yourself, tomboy. |
00:28:00 |
Come on, |
00:28:05 |
Come on, baby, are you gonna |
00:28:11 |
It's a party, |
00:28:14 |
See you later, when there's not |
00:28:18 |
Mutt. |
00:28:28 |
Bosco's right about everything. |
00:28:32 |
Wasn't bred for anything, |
00:28:34 |
You know, if I had a bone |
00:28:36 |
"Put a saddle on that thing!" |
00:28:39 |
I'd be a bone-illionaire! |
00:28:42 |
Just once in my life, I'd |
00:28:46 |
Look, I know what it's |
00:28:50 |
Okay? I was a rescue dog. |
00:28:54 |
But you're better than any of |
00:28:57 |
I can make you into |
00:29:00 |
Really? Why would |
00:29:03 |
Because you're my friend. |
00:29:07 |
Wait, what time is it? |
00:29:09 |
Oh, man, Phil's gonna |
00:29:11 |
I'll see you later! |
00:29:16 |
You're welcome. |
00:29:32 |
I just made it. |
00:29:39 |
I am beat. |
00:29:43 |
I'm exhausted. |
00:29:47 |
Oh! Phil, |
00:29:52 |
Time for work, |
00:29:53 |
Oh, Phil, |
00:29:56 |
Winslow, Twombly. |
00:29:58 |
I need that new campaign and I need |
00:30:01 |
Yeah. I got some |
00:30:03 |
I just need a little |
00:30:05 |
See, you got nothing. |
00:30:06 |
No, you can count on me. |
00:30:10 |
It better be. |
00:30:11 |
Yeah, bye. |
00:30:13 |
I got nothing. |
00:30:17 |
Bee! Bee! Phil, get him! |
00:30:20 |
Marmaduke, relax! |
00:30:21 |
Phil, I hate bees! |
00:30:22 |
Bee! Bee! |
00:30:25 |
He's gonna sting me and give me |
00:30:29 |
Marmaduke, chill, relax. |
00:30:31 |
They're just surfers. |
00:30:35 |
Marmaduke, |
00:30:38 |
you're a genius! |
00:30:40 |
I am? |
00:30:42 |
A surf competition |
00:30:44 |
Picture this. Man's best |
00:30:47 |
throngs of owners |
00:30:49 |
How's that gonna sell organic |
00:30:52 |
Eleven o'clock, Phil. |
00:30:53 |
Listen, if you wanna sell to |
00:30:57 |
Be true to |
00:30:58 |
Bark Organics was made in |
00:31:02 |
Bring the iconic spirit |
00:31:04 |
to every dog owner |
00:31:06 |
I don't know. |
00:31:09 |
I hired you to create an |
00:31:11 |
and you're telling me |
00:31:14 |
You know, we only have |
00:31:16 |
I know. |
00:31:19 |
But you got to |
00:31:23 |
All right. |
00:31:24 |
One shot. |
00:31:28 |
Yes! |
00:31:30 |
Okay, mutt-makeover |
00:31:32 |
First things first. |
00:31:33 |
All right, |
00:31:36 |
Pig Cow is yours. |
00:31:38 |
Check, Pig Cow's mine. Why? |
00:31:41 |
He's a real confidence |
00:31:43 |
You just chew on him |
00:31:45 |
Noted and filed. |
00:31:46 |
Next up, |
00:31:49 |
Whoa! |
00:31:51 |
Oh, buddy! |
00:31:53 |
Really, that bad? |
00:31:55 |
That needs work. Okay, pedigrees |
00:31:58 |
So garbage breath |
00:32:00 |
Stay out of trash cans and |
00:32:03 |
Okay, less trash, |
00:32:05 |
And stand up proud. |
00:32:06 |
Your ancestors sat |
00:32:09 |
Yeah. |
00:32:10 |
Let's put the "Great" |
00:32:12 |
Yeah, like this? |
00:32:15 |
You know, just maybe keep your |
00:32:18 |
Ears up. Like this? |
00:32:21 |
Yeah, that looks fine. |
00:32:24 |
Just out of curiosity, |
00:32:26 |
do you think any of this |
00:32:29 |
Did you |
00:32:33 |
Not specifically, just |
00:32:37 |
Oh! |
00:32:40 |
Right, right, okay. No |
00:32:45 |
Okay... |
00:32:47 |
Listen up, Barkanova. |
00:32:49 |
If it were me, I'd want him |
00:32:54 |
It's really |
00:32:56 |
There'd be a blanket |
00:32:59 |
music from an old car |
00:33:02 |
Yeah, and lots of great |
00:33:06 |
Oh! You've got |
00:33:08 |
Here's the deal. |
00:33:12 |
You know? Mystery. |
00:33:14 |
Wow. |
00:33:16 |
What? |
00:33:18 |
You know, I never really noticed |
00:33:23 |
Fire truck! |
00:33:24 |
Hey, buddy, |
00:33:25 |
Fire truck! |
00:33:27 |
Oh, sorry. |
00:33:29 |
Uh... You said I |
00:33:32 |
Got to go, buddy. |
00:33:33 |
No! Wait, Phil, |
00:33:35 |
Hey, where are you going? |
00:33:36 |
Phil, I need this. |
00:33:37 |
Come on. Let's go. |
00:33:39 |
What? |
00:33:45 |
Carlos, let |
00:33:46 |
Is my breath |
00:33:48 |
A tube of toothpaste is a good start, |
00:33:50 |
but you're gonna |
00:33:53 |
Dude, watch it! |
00:33:54 |
Just gave myself |
00:33:56 |
Sorry. |
00:33:58 |
How's my breath now? |
00:34:01 |
Refreshingly minty. |
00:34:03 |
Who am I kidding? Minty |
00:34:06 |
This stuff's |
00:34:08 |
These guys have real skills. |
00:34:12 |
Why would you want |
00:34:14 |
Forget it. |
00:34:16 |
Breaking into |
00:34:17 |
and breaking into bird cages |
00:34:21 |
I just don't get it. |
00:34:22 |
I'm a dog and you're a |
00:34:25 |
That's because |
00:34:27 |
If we weren't related, I'd |
00:34:32 |
Don't make me laugh. |
00:34:34 |
You could never take me. |
00:34:35 |
I'd cream your |
00:34:39 |
Carlos, you're a genius. |
00:34:43 |
What is he doing? |
00:34:46 |
Say, does anybody |
00:34:49 |
I smell a cat |
00:34:53 |
Cat! There's |
00:34:55 |
I said, |
00:35:01 |
Where am I? Hey boss, there is a cat! |
00:35:03 |
No, no, no. |
00:35:06 |
Is this a dog park? |
00:35:10 |
Oh, yeah, |
00:35:12 |
because this park |
00:35:14 |
I got the tail! |
00:35:16 |
You said there'd |
00:35:17 |
It's a dog park. What |
00:35:19 |
The sun's out, |
00:35:21 |
This is gonna |
00:35:23 |
Fight! Fight! |
00:35:24 |
Whoa! |
00:35:26 |
Who let the dogs out? |
00:35:27 |
This doesn't |
00:35:29 |
Please don't |
00:35:31 |
I'm just a poor, |
00:35:33 |
ultra-intelligent cat, |
00:35:36 |
You're gonna need all nine lives |
00:35:41 |
You are the biggest, baddest |
00:35:45 |
You also seem very |
00:35:47 |
You're right |
00:35:49 |
you little |
00:35:51 |
Please! Spare my life! |
00:35:53 |
Spare this. |
00:35:55 |
Come on, sell it, man. |
00:35:57 |
Really? Okay. |
00:36:00 |
Left jab, left jab, |
00:36:03 |
Get back here, you |
00:36:06 |
I only |
00:36:07 |
This officially |
00:36:09 |
No, no, keep going, keep |
00:36:12 |
Maybe we can find |
00:36:14 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
00:36:16 |
Hey, everybody, |
00:36:17 |
No, no, no! |
00:36:20 |
Dizzy! |
00:36:27 |
Hairball. |
00:36:28 |
What's the matter, Bigglesworth? |
00:36:31 |
Yeah, whatever, man. |
00:36:34 |
Hope you got |
00:36:38 |
That was hilarious, Marmadonk! |
00:36:41 |
Yeah, you're not |
00:36:43 |
but you took that |
00:36:45 |
Oh, please, it was a cat. |
00:36:49 |
You've got a keen |
00:36:51 |
Oh. Well, thanks. |
00:36:55 |
I have to go, but maybe |
00:36:59 |
Cool! I'd like that. |
00:37:00 |
Jezebel, |
00:37:05 |
You know, I have a |
00:37:07 |
and when I'm around you |
00:37:11 |
with a hint of |
00:37:12 |
I like it. |
00:37:17 |
It worked! |
00:37:19 |
What are you doing? That's |
00:37:22 |
Who cares? |
00:37:28 |
Welcome to the First Annual Bark |
00:37:33 |
Dogs and owners, make your |
00:37:49 |
Hey, I know you. |
00:37:52 |
The new girl. |
00:37:54 |
That's me. |
00:37:56 |
You ever not |
00:38:00 |
You ever not |
00:38:02 |
I'm Bodie. |
00:38:03 |
I know. I mean... |
00:38:05 |
Yeah, I'm Barbara. |
00:38:07 |
Is that your dog? |
00:38:10 |
No, no, no. |
00:38:12 |
Huh. That's too bad. |
00:38:14 |
He's way better than |
00:38:16 |
Well, I did kind of adopt him |
00:38:19 |
The dog, not my dad. |
00:38:21 |
Yeah, Marmaduke and I |
00:38:26 |
My friend's having a party |
00:38:30 |
Sure, I'd love to. |
00:38:33 |
Competition's starting. |
00:38:37 |
Dad, |
00:38:39 |
You're way too young, and I'm way |
00:38:43 |
And, just put |
00:38:45 |
Can I get you |
00:38:51 |
He's cute! |
00:38:55 |
Hey, Marmaduke, |
00:38:58 |
Probably. |
00:39:01 |
I've been telling Dad |
00:39:05 |
but I've actually been |
00:39:08 |
I think that |
00:39:10 |
But you got to |
00:39:12 |
I don't even |
00:39:15 |
I guess I just don't know |
00:39:18 |
I hear you, bro, |
00:39:22 |
I wish you could talk. |
00:39:25 |
And I wish you could |
00:39:28 |
Come on, Marmaduke! |
00:39:30 |
Hey, Brian, you okay? |
00:39:32 |
What do you say we kick |
00:39:35 |
No, I'm good. |
00:39:37 |
Come on, buddy. |
00:39:38 |
Hold on, Phil. Brian's |
00:39:45 |
It is a beautiful day here in |
00:39:49 |
Please, put your paws together |
00:39:53 |
Aha! And here's our marketing |
00:39:56 |
Phil, this is David King, |
00:39:59 |
Pleased to meet you. |
00:40:01 |
I hope you're ready for a |
00:40:04 |
Wow! Can't wait to see |
00:40:07 |
No, no, no. |
00:40:09 |
Phil and Marmaduke are one |
00:40:11 |
I don't think they're ready to hang 10. |
00:40:13 |
Well, that's too bad. That |
00:40:15 |
Yeah! |
00:40:17 |
No, you're right! |
00:40:21 |
Phil, come on, they're |
00:40:26 |
Marmaduke's dying |
00:40:28 |
Dying to. |
00:40:29 |
Oh! We're dead! |
00:40:31 |
No, no, no. Phil, no! |
00:40:32 |
Let's go, buddy. |
00:40:33 |
Come on. |
00:40:35 |
No. Way too big and |
00:40:37 |
That's my competition? |
00:40:40 |
Freezing, freezing! |
00:40:41 |
No! Marmaduke! |
00:40:43 |
Come on, |
00:40:47 |
Happy thoughts, |
00:40:49 |
I'm running through a meadow. |
00:40:52 |
You don't stand |
00:40:54 |
I own these waves. |
00:40:55 |
Good luck to you, too. |
00:40:57 |
It's okay, Marmaduke. |
00:41:00 |
Something bad's gonna happen, |
00:41:04 |
Okay, stay. |
00:41:05 |
Ladies and gentlemen, take |
00:41:07 |
a massive, |
00:41:10 |
You got to be kidding! |
00:41:13 |
Time to dazzle. |
00:41:15 |
Phil! No, no, what are |
00:41:17 |
Phil, no! |
00:41:18 |
Somebody get me off this |
00:41:21 |
Out of my way, poser! Look out! |
00:41:23 |
I've got |
00:41:24 |
Oh, boy! |
00:41:25 |
Look out! |
00:41:27 |
Look at this! |
00:41:29 |
Look at the perfect position |
00:41:31 |
Yeah! |
00:41:33 |
Get me off this thing! |
00:41:37 |
He doesn't look like |
00:41:39 |
Where is he? |
00:41:41 |
I don't know. |
00:41:43 |
Oh, man, |
00:41:45 |
No, you're not. |
00:41:47 |
Grip it and rip it! |
00:41:50 |
Geronimo! |
00:41:53 |
There he is! |
00:41:58 |
Take a look at this! |
00:42:00 |
What a crazy dog! |
00:42:03 |
Look out! Look out! |
00:42:07 |
And the Duke shreds! |
00:42:12 |
You did it, buddy! |
00:42:14 |
That's my dog! Get this seaweed off me! |
00:42:16 |
It burns! It burns! |
00:42:18 |
Debbie, help! |
00:42:20 |
Yeah! |
00:42:21 |
That was awesome! |
00:42:23 |
That was off the hook! The |
00:42:25 |
It was? |
00:42:26 |
You totally |
00:42:27 |
I shredded? |
00:42:28 |
That was way better |
00:42:30 |
Marmaduke shreds! |
00:42:32 |
All right, here it is. |
00:42:37 |
You think it was funny dropping in |
00:42:40 |
I didn't do |
00:42:42 |
Let it go, |
00:42:45 |
And the trophy |
00:42:47 |
This better be me. |
00:42:48 |
Whoa! We have an upset. |
00:42:50 |
The trophy goes to Phil |
00:42:55 |
What? |
00:42:56 |
Phil, did we really win? |
00:42:57 |
I'm gonna tear |
00:42:59 |
I didn't do anything! |
00:43:01 |
Somebody put a leash |
00:43:02 |
Marmaduke! |
00:43:03 |
Help! |
00:43:06 |
Get back here, mutt! |
00:43:09 |
Whoa, whoa! |
00:43:11 |
Get back here, |
00:43:12 |
I don't even |
00:43:15 |
Stop running, |
00:43:17 |
I'm gonna make you pay. |
00:43:21 |
Come on, Duke, |
00:43:23 |
This ends right here, |
00:43:25 |
You know what? You're right, |
00:43:31 |
Ow! My leg's cramping! |
00:43:33 |
Time out, time out! |
00:43:34 |
No, bad dog! |
00:43:37 |
Heel. |
00:43:39 |
I'm so sorry |
00:43:43 |
Get your dog under |
00:43:48 |
Come on, folks, I'm so |
00:43:59 |
Hey, what's the new surf |
00:44:04 |
Hey. I'm just kind of here, |
00:44:08 |
Well, I guess some people just |
00:44:11 |
Really? |
00:44:15 |
It's getting |
00:44:18 |
Wait, what about Bosco? |
00:44:20 |
Forget about him. |
00:44:21 |
There's a new dog in town. |
00:44:23 |
And his name |
00:44:26 |
Hey, that's my name! |
00:44:29 |
That's my name! |
00:44:32 |
Say it loud, |
00:44:36 |
# The moon was shining |
00:44:39 |
# The Slayer T-shirt |
00:44:43 |
# Smeared mascara, I looked |
00:44:49 |
Fire truck! |
00:44:51 |
Fire truck! |
00:44:57 |
Hi! Phil Winslow. |
00:44:59 |
Anton, master of |
00:45:02 |
I'm supposed to listen |
00:45:11 |
Top dog him, Phil. |
00:45:17 |
Marmaduke! |
00:45:19 |
Guys, what's going on? |
00:45:20 |
What are you doing? |
00:45:22 |
Let's go. |
00:45:25 |
Oh... |
00:45:30 |
Pump your fists triumphantly, |
00:45:33 |
"I'm top dog!" |
00:45:35 |
I'm top dog! |
00:45:36 |
Bone! Give me! |
00:45:46 |
I thought |
00:45:49 |
He said he might stop by |
00:45:51 |
but he didn't |
00:46:06 |
How much farther? |
00:46:08 |
Just keep coming. Keep |
00:46:13 |
Where are we? |
00:46:15 |
It's a surprise. Ready? |
00:46:17 |
Hit it, boys! |
00:46:21 |
Wow! |
00:46:27 |
It's pretty cool, |
00:46:33 |
It's beautiful! |
00:46:36 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
00:46:38 |
Crank it, DJ Thunder! |
00:46:46 |
I can't believe I'm |
00:46:49 |
Of course you are, silly! |
00:46:52 |
Okay, well, |
00:46:54 |
Wow! You really pulled |
00:46:57 |
It's just a little |
00:47:00 |
How about a peanut |
00:47:02 |
My favorite! |
00:47:04 |
Really? I was worried you |
00:47:07 |
I almost got |
00:47:10 |
It's so romantic! |
00:47:13 |
I couldn't think of another |
00:47:16 |
It's so creative, too. |
00:47:19 |
Tell me, how did you |
00:47:22 |
It's just |
00:47:24 |
I'm a Great Dane. We |
00:47:29 |
Listen, I just wanted |
00:47:32 |
I wanted to say... |
00:47:34 |
My bad. |
00:47:36 |
That's okay, Thunder. |
00:47:39 |
I wanted to say |
00:47:41 |
hanging out with you |
00:47:44 |
which in dog years |
00:47:47 |
it's like the first time in my |
00:47:51 |
Yeah! I'm having |
00:48:10 |
Look at him. |
00:48:11 |
Land shrimps at |
00:48:13 |
That's it. |
00:48:14 |
No, Mazie! |
00:48:20 |
Sit! |
00:48:22 |
Yes, ma'am. |
00:48:25 |
Hey, Mazie! |
00:48:27 |
You don't give a steaming pile about |
00:48:30 |
We took you in. |
00:48:33 |
And you just sit over here |
00:48:35 |
What'd they put in your |
00:48:38 |
You took her |
00:48:39 |
Dream date? What is she talking about? |
00:48:42 |
How do you think |
00:48:47 |
Bitter, party of one? |
00:48:53 |
What's the big deal? |
00:48:55 |
We were just |
00:48:56 |
You'd think she'd be |
00:48:58 |
You don't get it, |
00:49:00 |
She gave you Pig Cow, |
00:49:02 |
At least, she did until |
00:49:05 |
and became a big |
00:49:07 |
Word. |
00:49:09 |
That's really cute |
00:49:10 |
but I already |
00:49:12 |
A pedigree girlfriend. |
00:49:14 |
So, that's it? |
00:49:17 |
Yeah. |
00:49:19 |
I don't hang out |
00:49:24 |
Ouch! |
00:49:28 |
You're lucky |
00:49:31 |
PETCO's gonna give us |
00:49:32 |
But they wanna see |
00:49:35 |
before they'll |
00:49:37 |
No problem, I'll start |
00:49:39 |
You'll start |
00:49:41 |
Little late for you to be |
00:49:44 |
I want you on my boat this |
00:49:46 |
This weekend, I can't. You have to. |
00:49:48 |
I need to spend some |
00:49:50 |
Tough. |
00:49:52 |
I promised my wife. |
00:49:54 |
All right, bring the family along. |
00:49:57 |
Okay, that'll be perfect. |
00:49:59 |
Excellent. |
00:50:03 |
Now, this is |
00:50:04 |
but there are no dogs |
00:50:07 |
It's my wife's rule. |
00:50:09 |
Quite frankly, |
00:50:12 |
I think she's jealous. |
00:50:14 |
Okay, we got the |
00:50:16 |
bathing suits, |
00:50:18 |
Brian's got his fins. |
00:50:20 |
You're taking |
00:50:21 |
You know, |
00:50:24 |
Guys, I'm really excited about |
00:50:27 |
Dad, please, |
00:50:28 |
Let me go to my friend's |
00:50:30 |
Barb, it's a family trip and |
00:50:33 |
Here, get your snorkel. |
00:50:36 |
Come on. I feel like |
00:50:38 |
We have everything, but |
00:50:40 |
Look at him. |
00:50:43 |
I know. |
00:50:44 |
You think he'll be |
00:50:45 |
I think he'll be fine. |
00:50:47 |
and I'm having Laura from |
00:50:49 |
Right. Right. |
00:50:51 |
I mean, what's the worst that |
00:50:53 |
Invites his |
00:50:54 |
Yes and yes! |
00:50:59 |
Party at the Duke's! |
00:51:03 |
Jump! Jump! Jump! |
00:51:06 |
I am a golden dog! |
00:51:10 |
Canine-ball! |
00:51:17 |
Looking good, Colby! |
00:51:22 |
Yes! Yes! |
00:51:24 |
My boy, Topaz! |
00:51:26 |
Marmaduke. |
00:51:28 |
Chug it! Chug it! |
00:51:30 |
Go, go, go! |
00:51:31 |
Chug it, Shasta! |
00:51:33 |
Ow! |
00:51:34 |
Sorry, slipped off |
00:51:36 |
That is |
00:51:38 |
Hey, is this |
00:51:39 |
Yeah! |
00:51:41 |
We're not worthy, we're not |
00:51:46 |
All right! Now it's a |
00:51:49 |
Who let the dogs out? |
00:51:51 |
Pee-Wee, |
00:51:55 |
You're a big hit, |
00:51:57 |
Hey, is it just me, or is it |
00:52:01 |
Everyone's having fun, |
00:52:04 |
Yeah! |
00:52:06 |
No, no, you're right. |
00:52:13 |
Why is everyone always |
00:52:16 |
Because they're not afraid to live? |
00:52:18 |
And we suck at swimming? |
00:52:21 |
Great! Okay, now |
00:52:23 |
Come on, let's go. |
00:52:26 |
What do |
00:52:27 |
Trouble. |
00:52:28 |
Duke! Duke! Duke! |
00:52:36 |
Hey, dude, |
00:52:39 |
Do I know you |
00:52:41 |
Me? Nope. |
00:52:43 |
You sure? |
00:52:44 |
That tail looks painful. |
00:52:46 |
Of course I'm sure, man. I've |
00:52:49 |
Oops. |
00:52:52 |
It's so soothing! |
00:52:53 |
Gordie, no! |
00:52:55 |
Whoa, whoa! |
00:52:57 |
No, no! Hey! Not on the |
00:53:02 |
No, not the stereo! |
00:53:03 |
Phil's gonna kill me! |
00:53:05 |
Looks like a great party. |
00:53:08 |
What are you doing here? |
00:53:10 |
I got a quick question. |
00:53:11 |
Anyone recognize |
00:53:14 |
The cat from the park |
00:53:18 |
I recommend the guacamole. |
00:53:21 |
Look at the tail. |
00:53:23 |
Turns out he lives |
00:53:26 |
Or is it Marma-fake? |
00:53:36 |
First of all, you weren't |
00:53:38 |
Leave now and you won't have a |
00:53:41 |
We have |
00:53:43 |
Say what? |
00:53:44 |
Is that right? Then how do you |
00:53:48 |
Hey, it is that cat. |
00:53:50 |
Yep, that's it. |
00:53:53 |
Let's |
00:53:54 |
Wait! Wait! |
00:53:55 |
What's going on? Where |
00:53:59 |
Total poser. |
00:54:02 |
Loser! |
00:54:03 |
He's going, not us! |
00:54:04 |
Party at the pier! |
00:54:09 |
Is it true, Marmaduke? |
00:54:14 |
Only most of it. |
00:54:15 |
You see, in the end, |
00:54:19 |
And that's the way |
00:54:21 |
Enjoy the rest of |
00:54:25 |
Baby, come on. |
00:54:28 |
Jezebel! He's a liar. |
00:54:31 |
Hey, Bosco, |
00:54:36 |
Jezebel, wait! I... |
00:54:40 |
I thought |
00:54:49 |
What just happened? |
00:54:51 |
I think it's called a colossal |
00:54:54 |
Oh! |
00:54:55 |
Not to rub margarita salt in the wound, |
00:54:58 |
but you kind of |
00:55:19 |
Oh! What have I done? |
00:55:28 |
Can't wait for the |
00:55:30 |
It was a weekend |
00:55:32 |
It was a work-end, honey. |
00:55:33 |
We had to finish |
00:55:35 |
What happened? |
00:55:37 |
Marmaduke? |
00:55:39 |
Phil. |
00:55:41 |
I'm up, I'm up. |
00:55:45 |
Marmaduke! |
00:55:47 |
I'm up, I'm up. |
00:55:49 |
Phil, thank God |
00:55:51 |
I had a party. |
00:55:53 |
I was trying to be a big |
00:55:55 |
I just invited |
00:55:57 |
and then they invited |
00:55:59 |
Come here, now! |
00:56:02 |
Phil, I really could |
00:56:05 |
Bad dog! |
00:56:07 |
Phil, no! Phil, |
00:56:08 |
Phil, stop it. |
00:56:09 |
Just give me |
00:56:10 |
Phil, I said I was sorry. |
00:56:20 |
The PETCO pitch. |
00:56:22 |
Oh, Marmaduke. |
00:56:25 |
Ooh! |
00:56:30 |
I don't care if it's raining, |
00:56:33 |
Perfect, that will |
00:56:35 |
We'll just leave him chained up in |
00:56:39 |
Or maybe |
00:56:41 |
You did not |
00:56:43 |
He refuses to |
00:56:45 |
It's just an option we haven't |
00:56:48 |
I don't understand |
00:56:50 |
Look around you, Deb. |
00:56:52 |
He destroyed our home! |
00:56:54 |
No, he didn't! |
00:56:55 |
Our home is us. It's |
00:56:58 |
It doesn't matter |
00:57:02 |
This move did not work out |
00:57:05 |
The only way this move |
00:57:07 |
is if we were |
00:57:09 |
You seem to have |
00:57:12 |
Everything I do |
00:57:15 |
I worked my butt |
00:57:16 |
and once again, |
00:57:19 |
He's a dog, Phil! He |
00:57:23 |
You want him to |
00:57:25 |
He has a backyard, |
00:57:29 |
Really? |
00:59:41 |
You know what? |
01:00:09 |
Nobody ever |
01:00:14 |
Hey, you must be Mazie. |
01:00:16 |
Tell the hipster giant I'm not |
01:00:20 |
He's gone. He got busted with |
01:00:23 |
He ran out the back gate |
01:00:25 |
Oh, great. He has |
01:00:28 |
Where you going? |
01:00:29 |
To find that big doofus! |
01:00:31 |
I'd go myself, |
01:00:37 |
Yeller. |
01:00:43 |
Oh! You crazy, |
01:00:49 |
He acts like it's a great |
01:00:53 |
Crazy as a bullbat. |
01:00:56 |
He's a heap more dog than |
01:01:06 |
None of the strays at |
01:01:07 |
He's not at |
01:01:09 |
No luck here. |
01:01:11 |
I made a huge mistake wearing |
01:01:13 |
It's way too absorbent! |
01:01:18 |
It's raining cats and us! |
01:01:21 |
You guys head home, I'm |
01:01:23 |
We can't leave you |
01:01:25 |
It's too dangerous! |
01:01:31 |
Okay, on second thought, |
01:01:33 |
You do that whole thing. |
01:02:13 |
Chupadogra? |
01:02:15 |
Who are you? And what |
01:02:18 |
Please don't hurt me! |
01:02:20 |
You're a big boy. |
01:02:22 |
Good. The small ones ain't |
01:02:27 |
Please don't hurt me! |
01:02:31 |
Are you okay? |
01:02:32 |
I'm more than all right. |
01:02:37 |
Sorry to bother you. |
01:02:38 |
Hey, what's a dog like you |
01:02:42 |
You're no stray. |
01:02:44 |
I ran away from home. |
01:02:47 |
So, you think running's the answer? Huh? |
01:02:54 |
I don't even know |
01:02:56 |
I acted like a big-shot and |
01:03:01 |
Listen, this bag of bones you're |
01:03:06 |
I was the alpha dog. |
01:03:09 |
Left my home to go run the |
01:03:14 |
Till they turned on me. |
01:03:16 |
Now I live out here alone |
01:03:20 |
Rest assured, compadre, |
01:03:24 |
when I don't think about |
01:03:27 |
and spending the day |
01:03:30 |
The real me. |
01:03:33 |
Go home. |
01:03:35 |
Something tells me it ain't |
01:03:40 |
Thank you, Buster. |
01:03:46 |
Been a long time |
01:03:51 |
Thanks. |
01:03:54 |
What's that? |
01:03:55 |
It's the pound. |
01:03:57 |
Go on, get out of here. |
01:03:59 |
What about you? |
01:04:01 |
Yeah, that's right, baby. |
01:04:05 |
Go on, go! |
01:04:13 |
Let's make this easy, |
01:04:15 |
What fun would that be? |
01:04:18 |
No, no! No! |
01:04:57 |
Debbie, you got |
01:04:59 |
Marmaduke is missing. He's |
01:05:02 |
We're talkative this |
01:05:06 |
Hey, Deb. |
01:05:08 |
Did you leave these |
01:05:09 |
What are you |
01:05:12 |
Barb, I read the text. And... |
01:05:17 |
Is that really |
01:05:20 |
Honestly? |
01:05:24 |
Yeah. |
01:05:28 |
Hey, Bri. |
01:05:31 |
You never went to |
01:05:35 |
I didn't want to disappoint you, |
01:05:47 |
Where's Marmaduke? |
01:05:49 |
In the backyard, |
01:05:51 |
No, he's not. I thought |
01:05:53 |
No. |
01:05:57 |
Marmaduke! |
01:05:58 |
The side gate's open. You didn't |
01:06:02 |
No. |
01:06:03 |
That's what |
01:06:05 |
He'll be back, right? |
01:06:08 |
He could get |
01:06:09 |
Honey, anything |
01:06:10 |
because we don't know |
01:06:12 |
I just wanted him to |
01:06:14 |
I didn't want him |
01:06:17 |
I got this |
01:06:20 |
Guys, if I don't |
01:06:25 |
Just go. |
01:06:26 |
You put her in the car seat, and |
01:06:29 |
Wait. |
01:06:36 |
We'll all go find him. |
01:06:38 |
Now you're |
01:06:41 |
Come on, where am I? Just give |
01:06:46 |
Marmaduke! Come on, buddy. Marmaduke! |
01:06:47 |
Come on, boy. |
01:06:49 |
Okay, that was the |
01:06:52 |
The beach. He could be at the beach. |
01:06:53 |
Okay, the beach and |
01:06:55 |
You guys, I'm texting |
01:06:57 |
What if he's |
01:06:59 |
Come on, come on, give me |
01:07:01 |
One landmark, |
01:07:08 |
What do you mean, |
01:07:10 |
He's a Great Dane! He's huge. |
01:07:13 |
Come on, |
01:07:16 |
One more funky |
01:07:21 |
Come on, not today! |
01:07:28 |
Hi, Don. Winslow, |
01:07:30 |
You were supposed to |
01:07:32 |
I'm sorry, Don. Uh... |
01:07:34 |
We still haven't |
01:07:37 |
and I just don't think |
01:07:39 |
Don't worry about |
01:07:41 |
because you're fired, |
01:07:57 |
Mazie? |
01:07:59 |
Mazie? Mazie! |
01:08:01 |
What is this? |
01:08:02 |
It looks like |
01:08:07 |
There he is! |
01:08:09 |
Honey! Honey! |
01:08:11 |
Kids, never do this. |
01:08:16 |
Marmaduke! |
01:08:18 |
He was up there. |
01:08:20 |
Marmaduke! Here, go wait |
01:08:23 |
Marmaduke! |
01:08:28 |
Mazie! |
01:08:29 |
Marmaduke! |
01:08:31 |
Mazie! |
01:08:32 |
Where have you been? I've |
01:08:37 |
Mazie! No! |
01:08:39 |
Mazie! |
01:08:40 |
No, no, |
01:08:42 |
Marmaduke! |
01:08:43 |
Come on, buddy! |
01:08:46 |
Somebody, help! Mazie! |
01:08:48 |
No! Marmaduke! |
01:08:49 |
Mazie! Mazie! |
01:08:51 |
Hey, Marmaduke, |
01:08:53 |
Stay back. |
01:08:55 |
Get away from me! |
01:08:57 |
Geronimo! |
01:08:58 |
Marmaduke, no! |
01:09:01 |
That's my dog. That's my dog in there! |
01:09:05 |
Look, that was my dog. |
01:09:07 |
Can you please help me |
01:09:09 |
There's a catch basin |
01:09:11 |
We need |
01:09:13 |
Help! |
01:09:20 |
Marmaduke! |
01:09:22 |
Mazie! |
01:09:24 |
Where are you, Marmaduke? |
01:09:28 |
I can't do this! |
01:09:29 |
Hold on. |
01:09:30 |
Help me! Help me! |
01:09:32 |
Somebody, help! Mazie! |
01:09:33 |
Marmaduke! |
01:09:36 |
Help, help, |
01:09:39 |
Mazie! |
01:09:44 |
Go! Go! Go! Go! |
01:09:47 |
All right. |
01:09:52 |
What are we |
01:09:53 |
Just hold on. |
01:09:55 |
I'm gonna |
01:09:59 |
Anything? |
01:10:01 |
Wait, wait, |
01:10:03 |
Down here! |
01:10:06 |
I think |
01:10:09 |
Yeah. We're right here. |
01:10:11 |
I found them, over. |
01:10:13 |
I don't think I can make it! Come here. |
01:10:15 |
No, I can't! |
01:10:16 |
Come on, girl, |
01:10:18 |
Listen to him. |
01:10:20 |
You can do it, right here. |
01:10:22 |
Come on, girl, |
01:10:23 |
Come on. |
01:10:26 |
Good, you got it! |
01:10:29 |
Go ahead. Come on, it's your turn. Jump! |
01:10:31 |
Me? No. I can't do it, |
01:10:33 |
Come on, |
01:10:35 |
What's that noise? |
01:10:36 |
Marmaduke, look out! |
01:10:38 |
You got to come, boy. |
01:10:39 |
You got |
01:10:40 |
Come on, boy! Hurry! |
01:10:42 |
Grab me! |
01:10:48 |
What's happening? |
01:10:49 |
Get him out! |
01:10:53 |
Up, up, up! |
01:10:54 |
You guys, easy. |
01:11:03 |
Easy! |
01:11:05 |
We got him up. Guys! |
01:11:07 |
He's out. |
01:11:08 |
Where's the other one? |
01:11:10 |
Where's my dog? |
01:11:12 |
I'm sorry. |
01:11:14 |
The water was |
01:11:16 |
I lost him. |
01:11:20 |
We're not gonna give up. |
01:11:22 |
The aqueduct, |
01:11:26 |
Go with him. Go. |
01:11:51 |
Marmaduke! |
01:12:05 |
Marmaduke! |
01:12:06 |
Phil, help! |
01:12:15 |
Marmaduke! |
01:12:17 |
Help! |
01:12:19 |
Get me, Phil! |
01:12:22 |
Marmaduke! |
01:12:27 |
Marmaduke! |
01:12:29 |
Grab here, Phil! |
01:12:35 |
Phil! Phil, |
01:12:37 |
Phil! Phil! |
01:12:42 |
Thank goodness |
01:12:45 |
Marmaduke! |
01:12:46 |
Right here, come on! |
01:12:49 |
I can't... |
01:12:50 |
Right here. |
01:12:54 |
Oh, no! |
01:13:00 |
How did it come |
01:13:03 |
It started with a bath, |
01:13:06 |
We can do this. |
01:13:09 |
I'm not gonna |
01:13:10 |
I can't do it. |
01:13:13 |
I promise. |
01:13:15 |
Let go, |
01:13:17 |
I love you, buddy. |
01:13:19 |
Phil, I've been waiting since |
01:13:22 |
Come on, let's go! |
01:13:23 |
You can do it, buddy. |
01:13:25 |
Right here. Come on. |
01:13:27 |
Trust me. |
01:13:28 |
I trust you. |
01:13:32 |
Atta boy, buddy. |
01:13:33 |
Right here. |
01:13:35 |
Let's go. Come on. |
01:13:37 |
Get me. Phil, get me! |
01:13:44 |
All right, |
01:13:46 |
I love you, buddy. |
01:13:48 |
Thank God, you got me! We did it! Yes! |
01:13:50 |
You got me, Phil! |
01:13:53 |
You're safe, buddy. |
01:13:54 |
Those aren't tears, |
01:13:58 |
Good boy. |
01:13:58 |
Harness coming down! |
01:14:04 |
I still hate water! |
01:14:34 |
I know you're not |
01:14:37 |
but I've never been so happy to see |
01:14:44 |
I'm done pretending |
01:14:48 |
A real top dog |
01:14:51 |
And you are my family. |
01:14:53 |
That's it, |
01:14:56 |
I'm gonna give him |
01:14:59 |
That's a good boy! |
01:15:02 |
I know, I know! |
01:15:04 |
I've been on this |
01:15:07 |
And that, my friend, |
01:15:11 |
Come on, buddy! |
01:15:12 |
Honey? |
01:15:13 |
Dad! |
01:15:15 |
Hey, guys! |
01:15:16 |
Are you okay? |
01:15:18 |
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just |
01:15:20 |
Marmaduke! |
01:15:21 |
Marmaduke! |
01:15:23 |
Oh, yeah! |
01:15:24 |
Let me wrap my |
01:15:26 |
We missed you. |
01:15:28 |
Hi, there. |
01:15:29 |
Hi! |
01:15:31 |
Gosh, I love you guys |
01:15:34 |
This is all my fault. I |
01:15:37 |
I've just been trying |
01:15:39 |
that I had no idea |
01:15:42 |
I guess what I'm |
01:15:45 |
I think we should |
01:15:47 |
What? |
01:15:49 |
Kansas? Uh-uh. Toto |
01:15:52 |
That's crazy talk, Dad. |
01:15:54 |
Hey, Brian! |
01:15:56 |
Dude, we got it all on tape. |
01:15:59 |
Sweet! |
01:16:01 |
It's good to see you, |
01:16:03 |
Brian, who are |
01:16:05 |
They're just some kids |
01:16:07 |
They're pretty cool. |
01:16:09 |
Hi. |
01:16:13 |
Hey, Barbara! |
01:16:14 |
Hey, what's Hasselhoff |
01:16:16 |
Bodie? You came. |
01:16:19 |
Yeah, I came as soon as |
01:16:22 |
Is everybody okay? |
01:16:23 |
Yeah, everything's |
01:16:28 |
Those were some pretty |
01:16:31 |
Thank you, Bodie. |
01:16:33 |
No worries, Phil. |
01:16:35 |
It's Mr. Winslow. |
01:16:37 |
Yes, sir. |
01:16:42 |
What do you think, babe? |
01:16:44 |
I don't know. I like |
01:16:48 |
We fit in the house. |
01:16:50 |
We don't fit in |
01:16:55 |
I just missed you. |
01:17:01 |
Looks like we're home. |
01:17:05 |
Looks like the family |
01:17:08 |
There's just one more thing |
01:17:12 |
Check it out. |
01:17:13 |
Here goes nothing. |
01:17:15 |
What the heck is he doing? Is he crazy? |
01:17:17 |
Fight! Fight! Fight! |
01:17:23 |
Don't just stand there, |
01:17:24 |
I am. |
01:17:26 |
What's up, Marmadukey? |
01:17:29 |
You here to |
01:17:31 |
Actually, no, Bosco. |
01:17:35 |
Thank me? For what? |
01:17:38 |
For showing me |
01:17:42 |
I don't care what |
01:17:43 |
'cause it doesn't matter |
01:17:46 |
or a pedigree |
01:17:48 |
We're all just dogs. |
01:17:50 |
And that's the way |
01:17:53 |
So I'm gonna sit down and |
01:17:57 |
who don't think they have |
01:18:02 |
Sup? Yeah. |
01:18:05 |
You gotta be kidding me. |
01:18:08 |
Does everyone here have |
01:18:12 |
This is sacred turf. |
01:18:14 |
It's just for pedigrees. |
01:18:17 |
Well, not anymore. |
01:18:19 |
You know what? You're all |
01:18:21 |
Let's go, Jezebel. |
01:18:23 |
I think everyone |
01:18:26 |
I'm done taking your |
01:18:29 |
Go find somebody else to drool |
01:18:31 |
Come have a seat, fellas. |
01:18:33 |
It's lovely up here. |
01:18:35 |
I can see forever! |
01:18:37 |
Fine, have it |
01:18:39 |
I'll remember this. |
01:18:41 |
Payback's gonna be a... |
01:18:43 |
Bee! Bee! Ahhh! |
01:18:47 |
Victory! |
01:18:49 |
The Duke's our boy! |
01:18:51 |
Huh! Looks like I'm not the |
01:18:54 |
Bees are scary. |
01:18:57 |
Listen... |
01:18:58 |
I don't know how to say this |
01:19:00 |
Shh! |
01:19:02 |
I'll be fine. It's time to finally |
01:19:07 |
Besides, |
01:19:09 |
Ouch! I hate it |
01:19:15 |
Mazie? |
01:19:17 |
Wow. |
01:19:22 |
Hey, check it out. |
01:19:24 |
Looking good |
01:19:27 |
What are you |
01:19:29 |
Mazie, wait up! |
01:19:33 |
Oh, hey! |
01:19:37 |
You look amazing! |
01:19:38 |
I feel like |
01:19:42 |
Listen, I wanted to say how sorry |
01:19:45 |
I was a real jerk, |
01:19:49 |
I think my brain just turned |
01:19:52 |
No offense. |
01:19:54 |
I totally heard that. |
01:19:56 |
It takes a big dog |
01:19:59 |
Yeah, I... |
01:20:01 |
What? |
01:20:02 |
Your eyes. You have |
01:20:05 |
And I never had |
01:20:08 |
Thanks! |
01:20:10 |
Your fur's |
01:20:13 |
Winslow! |
01:20:15 |
Oh! I wonder what ever |
01:20:20 |
Winslow! Winslow? There you |
01:20:24 |
I thought I was fired. |
01:20:26 |
Don't be so sensitive. |
01:20:28 |
Any man that chooses |
01:20:30 |
is a man I want |
01:20:32 |
Besides, have you seen the video of |
01:20:36 |
Nah. |
01:20:37 |
Six hundred and eighty-two |
01:20:40 |
We got PETCO! |
01:20:41 |
Are you serious? |
01:20:44 |
We're gonna sell |
01:20:45 |
Wow! |
01:20:46 |
Come on, walk with me. |
01:20:48 |
I can't. |
01:20:49 |
Why? |
01:20:51 |
'Cause I made plans |
01:20:52 |
Who? Oh. All right. |
01:20:57 |
Monday. |
01:21:00 |
Monday. Deal. |
01:21:02 |
Deal. |
01:21:04 |
Don't push it, okay? |
01:21:08 |
Okay, I'm just |
01:21:10 |
but what if the dogs |
01:21:14 |
I don't really buy it. |
01:21:17 |
What if they |
01:21:24 |
# Hey! |
01:21:29 |
# What I like about you |
01:21:32 |
# You really know |
01:21:35 |
# When you go up, down, |
01:21:38 |
# Think about true romance |
01:21:42 |
# Keep on whispering |
01:21:45 |
# Tell me all the things |
01:21:47 |
# 'Cause it's true |
01:21:52 |
What's up, boys? |
01:21:53 |
That's what |
01:21:56 |
# That's what |
01:22:03 |
# Hey! |
01:22:08 |
Hey! |
01:22:12 |
That's what |
01:22:19 |
# Hey! # |
01:22:24 |
It's still pretty |
01:22:25 |
I love it! |
01:22:27 |
Thanks, Deb. |
01:22:36 |
Wait for it. |
01:22:41 |
Oh! Marmaduke! |
01:22:44 |
Man, you got |
01:22:47 |
It never gets old! |
01:22:52 |
# Hey! |
01:22:57 |
# What I like about you |
01:22:59 |
# You keep me |
01:23:04 |
# Never wanna let you go |
01:23:05 |
# You know you make me |
01:23:10 |
# Keep on whispering |
01:23:13 |
# Tell me all the things |
01:23:15 |
# 'Cause it's true |
01:23:17 |
# That's what |
01:23:33 |
# Hey! # |