Marmaduke

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00:01:02 High school.
00:01:05 Look familiar? Yeah.
00:01:09 Being a teenager,
00:01:11 I'm not gonna
00:01:13 But if you're a teenager,
00:01:16 you're totally hosed!
00:01:19 # Oh, Mr. Pit...
00:01:20 # Mr. Pitiful
00:01:22 # Who let you down?
00:01:27 # Who let you down?
00:01:29 And the harder
00:01:31 the more awkward it gets.
00:01:32 # Oh, Mr. Pit...
00:01:34 # Mr. Pitiful
00:01:36 # Who let you down?
00:01:37 Look at this poor guy.
00:01:39 Brutal!
00:01:41 # Who let you down?
00:01:44 But if you think
00:01:46 is about the worst thing
00:01:48 try being
00:01:51 with a radar dish
00:01:54 Oh, yeah, that'll make me
00:01:56 Luckily, they're easy
00:02:00 Marmaduke!
00:02:02 Where are you?
00:02:03 Hold your horses.
00:02:04 I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
00:02:07 Come on, let's meet the fam.
00:02:10 You're gonna love them.
00:02:11 Here I come!
00:02:15 This little Padawan here
00:02:18 Like most kids his age,
00:02:21 Come on, buddy.
00:02:24 Yeah, I'm pretty busy myself.
00:02:27 And this social
00:02:30 She loves to
00:02:31 Okay, Barb,
00:02:34 He can be like that.
00:02:35 Not like that.
00:02:36 Is somebody cooking?
00:02:38 Food!
00:02:40 Debbie's pretty cool,
00:02:42 She slips me a steak here,
00:02:46 Which is why I think she doesn't
00:02:50 Come to daddy.
00:02:52 Ahhh! Hot cheese!
00:02:57 Marmaduke!
00:03:01 The little one's Sarah.
00:03:02 How cute is she?
00:03:06 You know, it's important for
00:03:08 so I try to take her
00:03:11 She's got a great laugh,
00:03:14 Then there's
00:03:15 He's a marketing guy for
00:03:18 I call him
00:03:19 'cause it's nothing
00:03:21 No slobbering.
00:03:23 No barking.
00:03:26 Here, let's see if he says no
00:03:28 Marmaduke, no!
00:03:30 See? Doctor No
00:03:34 Why don't you just
00:03:37 I will find China!
00:03:39 What you're doing
00:03:44 I hate water.
00:03:46 Look, everybody's got a weakness. Sit.
00:03:47 Mine's water. It's my kryptonite. Sit.
00:03:49 Not sitting in this tub.
00:03:53 Sit, Marmaduke!
00:03:55 What can I say? I'm
00:03:57 Bye-bye.
00:03:58 Phil hates that.
00:04:00 Hey, Sarah,
00:04:02 Stay.
00:04:03 There's nothing good about
00:04:08 Come on, Phil!
00:04:09 Marmaduke!
00:04:11 Let's go!
00:04:12 Marmaduke!
00:04:13 I like to give Phil
00:04:15 He's cooped up in the office
00:04:19 That's the spirit!
00:04:21 Over here!
00:04:22 Come here, through here,
00:04:25 Yeah, come on!
00:04:27 Not this time...
00:04:30 You don't grab a tiger
00:04:34 Marmaduke!
00:04:36 Someone call the ASPCA!
00:04:38 We got a crazy dog
00:04:40 Freedom!
00:04:46 Hey, Dad.
00:04:49 Would it kill them
00:04:53 I was two months old
00:04:56 I guess I had more pull before
00:04:59 Oh, he's so cute!
00:05:01 See? Insanely cute.
00:05:04 Look at that lovable
00:05:06 Come here, you!
00:05:08 But when you grow up into
00:05:12 I'd ignore me, too.
00:05:14 Hey, I'm talking here!
00:05:18 Anyway, I try not to
00:05:21 After all,
00:05:22 That's why I make it a point
00:05:27 Let's see
00:05:28 Sausage from
00:05:30 gonna need to let that
00:05:32 This is our shot.
00:05:36 In the big leagues, they take
00:05:40 It's a marketing job with
00:05:42 I think we'll be okay.
00:05:44 Pepperoni pizza.
00:05:47 Phil's loafer? No, I'll
00:05:49 And that, I have no idea what that is.
00:05:52 Aren't we okay
00:05:54 Is that what we wanna be? Just okay?
00:05:58 Coming in for a landing.
00:05:59 I wanna give you and the
00:06:02 I want a bigger house
00:06:04 with a bedroom that doesn't
00:06:08 This is our shot.
00:06:10 Well, if this is our shot,
00:06:14 But you have to
00:06:16 Done.
00:06:18 Give me that.
00:06:20 Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:06:21 Hey, I wasn't done
00:06:23 You don't have to worry, I've
00:06:26 Wow!
00:06:28 Wait for it...
00:06:33 Marmaduke!
00:06:34 What did you eat?
00:06:38 I know it's juvenile,
00:06:41 So, there you have it.
00:06:43 Day in the life of
00:06:45 It's really bad!
00:06:46 Guys, I am sorry.
00:06:47 That was a little much,
00:06:50 Bad Marmaduke.
00:06:51 All right, enough.
00:06:58 Waffles, waffles,
00:07:02 Yes!
00:07:03 Saturday morning waffles!
00:07:06 Take it easy, man!
00:07:07 A waffle is to be
00:07:10 Hey, this is my step-bro,
00:07:12 Say hey, Carlos.
00:07:14 He's pretty cool
00:07:16 since he's basically
00:07:19 You ready for
00:07:20 Lay it on me.
00:07:21 Phil just told everybody
00:07:24 We're moving
00:07:26 Shut up! Really?
00:07:27 No lie! I was so shocked,
00:07:31 Carlos, that's gross!
00:07:34 I know it's gonna take
00:07:35 but you'll make so many
00:07:38 I think it sounds
00:07:40 What do you care? All you
00:07:42 This is so unfair!
00:07:44 I got to say,
00:07:45 You know how many bones
00:07:48 Guys, this is a
00:07:51 We'll have a big new house
00:07:59 Pets are always
00:08:01 I don't even know
00:08:07 Okay, what's the deal?
00:08:08 Something you weren't
00:08:11 Does anyone even own
00:08:14 I haven't seen
00:08:16 It's kind of hard to forgive
00:08:18 Oh! She's fine.
00:08:20 Okay, so far, all I've
00:08:23 no one has a pet and Seth,
00:08:27 You're the biggest
00:08:29 Me?
00:08:31 You're, like, 200 pounds
00:08:34 Oh, really?
00:08:37 No, no, no!
00:08:40 Ejector seat.
00:08:44 And so,
00:08:47 And there was
00:08:48 and excitement for
00:08:50 Even Barbara was trying
00:08:53 That's mine...
00:08:55 Carlos and I would
00:08:56 but we were being
00:09:00 Hey, let me out of here.
00:09:04 Oh, yeah, I am.
00:09:05 Look what I got.
00:09:09 That's my man, Phil!
00:09:11 There you go.
00:09:12 Looking out
00:09:15 I don't know, Carlos.
00:09:18 It's Debbie's
00:09:20 Oh! I know I shouldn't eat
00:09:23 Good boy! Good boy!
00:09:27 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:09:34 I feel a little funny.
00:09:37 This is
00:09:39 I requested
00:09:41 I think Phil put something
00:09:44 Have you ever
00:09:47 I mean,
00:09:50 Yeah, yeah. I followed
00:09:53 But into the great unknown
00:09:57 Timber!
00:09:59 Down and out.
00:10:06 # California, here we come
00:10:10 # Right back
00:10:13 # California!
00:10:14 # California! #
00:10:24 Wake up! I'm up, I'm up!
00:10:26 Same dog, different floor.
00:10:28 Yes! New city,
00:10:33 Good morning,
00:10:38 Oh, yeah.
00:10:40 Hang on a second. Did you
00:10:43 It fits! It fits!
00:10:47 It's got an ocean view!
00:10:50 This grass is so green!
00:10:54 And this, by far, the nicest
00:10:57 Speaking of which,
00:11:02 Oh, yeah, brown collar. Good,
00:11:05 Come on, Phil, let's go!
00:11:06 Is that weird that your boss
00:11:09 That's how
00:11:10 Don's a bit eccentric, but that's
00:11:13 Come on, Phil, shake a leg! Easy, buddy!
00:11:14 Wait.
00:11:16 Fuchsia. That's how
00:11:18 Come on,
00:11:19 Let's do it! Don't worry
00:11:21 unpacking a thousand boxes.
00:11:23 Freedom!
00:11:24 I promise I'll be
00:11:26 Let's go!
00:11:28 That's the company car?
00:11:31 # California
00:11:32 # knows how to party
00:11:35 # California
00:11:37 # knows how to party
00:11:40 # In the city of L.A.
00:11:44 We are living the dream, Phil!
00:11:48 # We keep it rockin'! #
00:11:51 Listen, big guy.
00:11:53 Things are gonna work a little
00:11:54 Hey, that's part
00:11:55 We need to impress
00:11:57 I need you to be a good
00:12:00 Basically,
00:12:03 Hi. Morning!
00:12:05 Phil's got nothing to worry
00:12:09 I've got a chance to completely
00:12:13 In short, I've got
00:12:17 Pun intended.
00:12:21 Wow, this is
00:12:25 New life, here I come.
00:12:28 Time to bring my A-game.
00:12:31 Think small, play it
00:12:34 Just relax.
00:12:37 Beautiful day, huh?
00:12:38 Oh, hey, cool sweater!
00:12:39 I'm sweating like a dog.
00:12:41 Come on, big M,
00:12:43 Just focus. Whoa!
00:12:47 Cool it!
00:12:48 Marmaduke, heel!
00:12:49 Phil, wait, wait,
00:12:51 Winslow, here.
00:12:53 Oh, Mr. Twombly,
00:12:55 It's great to
00:12:57 Who do we have here?
00:12:58 Come on, buddy!
00:12:59 Yeah! What's his name?
00:13:01 This is Marmaduke.
00:13:02 Well, you are one handsome
00:13:06 I'm starting to
00:13:08 You've got yourself a beautiful
00:13:10 Thank you! Marmaduke and I,
00:13:13 Hmm.
00:13:14 Who's licking butt now?
00:13:16 Interesting.
00:13:19 I'm picking up something
00:13:23 Absolutely not a purebred.
00:13:25 Really?
00:13:27 I'm sensing a little
00:13:30 Hey, watch it!
00:13:32 Your guess is
00:13:37 You don't know your own
00:13:39 Sure. Uh...
00:13:41 I love dogs.
00:13:43 I can tell a lot about a man
00:13:47 That's why I like
00:13:50 I can measure, first-hand,
00:13:56 Watch it, Phil.
00:13:58 Plus, you get all this fresh
00:14:02 And, most importantly, I get to
00:14:07 Jezebel.
00:14:09 Oh!
00:14:11 Hello, Cali!
00:14:15 Look at that fur!
00:14:18 Right. Take off your
00:14:21 You don't wear
00:14:23 Come on, Phil.
00:14:25 Get some earth
00:14:28 It's not the earth
00:14:31 Stay out of trouble.
00:14:33 You're gonna need it.
00:14:35 Jezebel! Whoa!
00:14:39 Hey, whoa, whoa.
00:14:41 Bakersfield.
00:14:43 He's definitely Midwest.
00:14:44 Boston?
00:14:46 How did you know?
00:14:47 It's a gift.
00:14:51 My name's Marmaduke.
00:14:52 Yikes!
00:14:54 Meet the gang.
00:14:56 The egghead, here,
00:14:57 Marmaduke.
00:14:59 A unique synthesis
00:15:01 the scientific name for
00:15:03 Oh! Oh!
00:15:05 ...and the Duke
00:15:07 the 17th-century
00:15:09 And the ultra-confident Chinese
00:15:12 Before you ask, yes, I'm a real
00:15:17 And I just get a little nervous
00:15:21 This is the land
00:15:22 There are no pumas
00:15:24 Pumas!
00:15:29 I'm Mazie, by the way.
00:15:31 Good to meet you guys.
00:15:34 It's the dog park, man. It's
00:15:37 which means there's a
00:15:41 First,
00:15:43 Nice catch, Brad.
00:15:44 The only muscle they
00:15:47 O- M-G, Brad is H-O-T!
00:15:48 They mostly date Afghans.
00:15:51 Oh! Frisbee!
00:15:52 Then you got
00:15:55 We're innocent.
00:15:56 Bang, bang.
00:15:58 And over here,
00:16:00 Somebody stop this thing,
00:16:05 Then there's your out-and-out
00:16:10 Come on! Let's go, go!
00:16:12 Word to the wise,
00:16:15 Oh, come on! Again?
00:16:20 So far, I'm not seeing
00:16:23 Well, if you think you got the
00:16:26 Oh, yeah?
00:16:28 Mutts!
00:16:30 Weird!
00:16:32 Who are those guys?
00:16:33 The pedigrees,
00:16:36 They're
00:16:38 and they act like their fleas
00:16:41 The little land shrimps
00:16:44 Dog Vader over there
00:16:47 Alpha male
00:16:49 He's the toughest
00:16:51 Him? He
00:16:54 His girlfriend over there
00:16:57 And he's super-jealous,
00:16:59 so stay away from her
00:17:01 Dog food.
00:17:02 Hello, losers.
00:17:04 Speak of the devil.
00:17:06 So, I see you got
00:17:08 Okay, that's wet.
00:17:10 Shut up, Thunder.
00:17:11 What's his name?
00:17:13 Uh... Marmaduke. Mama-what?
00:17:15 Well, well. My little fireplug said
00:17:20 No, no. I remember, somebody
00:17:24 Let me explain something.
00:17:25 This is my park,
00:17:29 You look at my girlfriend
00:17:31 You come near her,
00:17:32 You talk to her,
00:17:34 Dead.
00:17:35 We're dead.
00:17:37 He ain't nothing, watch.
00:17:39 Come on, you
00:17:41 No! No! No, no, no.
00:17:43 Didn't think so.
00:17:46 Yeah,
00:17:49 See you at the
00:17:53 Can I open
00:17:54 Don't listen
00:17:56 Maybe listen to the
00:17:58 from his girlfriend
00:18:01 What party was he
00:18:03 Nothing, just a bunch of snobs scratching
00:18:07 We're having our
00:18:09 It's gonna be a classic O.C.
00:18:12 Not sure if I can get out, but I'll try.
00:18:15 Great, it's gonna be
00:18:16 If you know what a party's like,
00:18:19 Tell them you know me!
00:18:20 Thanks, Giuseppe!
00:18:24 Good first day,
00:18:26 You played it cool. And I think I
00:18:30 Now, that is
00:18:31 Bee! Ahhh!
00:18:33 A bee!
00:18:36 Look out!
00:18:38 Bark Organics dominates
00:18:41 With our product
00:18:43 we're in a position
00:18:47 So, Dorothy, why have I called
00:18:50 Why have I been through six
00:18:54 Because I want
00:18:56 on the shelves in every
00:18:58 Bee!
00:19:01 I won't
00:19:03 We'll see.
00:19:05 Coming through!
00:19:06 Sorry!
00:19:08 Was that your dog?
00:19:09 I didn't get a good look.
00:19:11 Yeah, I'm fine.
00:19:14 It takes a lot
00:19:18 Bee!
00:19:20 Phil, help!
00:19:23 Help me!
00:19:25 What a gargantuan spaz!
00:19:27 Yeah, but kind of funny.
00:19:32 Hmm.
00:19:36 I heard a vicious rumor that
00:19:40 Yeah. Are those,
00:19:43 The canine accessory
00:19:45 We are not accessories.
00:19:47 Hey, man,
00:19:50 I've been in this
00:19:55 Bodie is
00:19:58 Did he just
00:20:00 As if!
00:20:02 Yeah, you're probably right. He
00:20:07 Hey, honey!
00:20:09 Oh, my God!
00:20:12 No, it's somebody
00:20:14 Hey, Barb!
00:20:17 Phil! That was not cool!
00:20:20 Sorry, Barb.
00:20:23 Right. Regional
00:20:25 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:27 Come on, Phil, get off the
00:20:30 Night, Dad.
00:20:31 Hey, Brian, wait up.
00:20:32 Sounds good. We'll talk
00:20:35 Great news!
00:20:36 I ran into another
00:20:38 and guess what
00:20:42 I signed you up!
00:20:43 Oh. Soccer sounds...
00:20:45 Great, right?
00:20:48 Sure, yeah.
00:20:50 Man, you're
00:20:51 Okay. Good night, Dad.
00:20:54 Good night, buddy.
00:20:55 Phil, he's not gonna love it. He's
00:20:58 Come on!
00:21:00 I really miss
00:21:03 But I did see this
00:21:06 You need anything, honey?
00:21:08 A little privacy, and a
00:21:12 Good night.
00:21:13 Come on, Phil. It's like
00:21:22 # Lullaby, lullaby
00:21:25 # All the humans
00:21:31 Ladies, please!
00:21:34 Carlos, be quiet!
00:21:36 Your eyes are
00:21:39 So sleepy.
00:21:42 Good night, Phil.
00:21:50 # Hey, yo, when I wake up
00:21:52 # I put up my hands
00:21:54 # Thank the Lord
00:21:55 # and never stop my plans
00:21:56 # Giving all for the goals
00:21:58 # Got to keep it up,
00:22:00 # Make me a home on my own
00:22:01 # Better make the bed rock #
00:22:04 I'm a monster!
00:22:06 I am a tiny monster.
00:22:07 I'm doing the spin!
00:22:09 This is an O.C. rager?
00:22:11 You made it, great!
00:22:13 Come watch Giuseppe
00:22:15 Check this out!
00:22:18 Hey, Marmaduke!
00:22:20 If you're hungry or thirsty,
00:22:22 And the toilet's in there.
00:22:24 Cool, thanks!
00:22:26 Did that cow just oink?
00:22:27 Meet Mazie's cow.
00:22:31 It's pretty ridiculous.
00:22:33 Cow that oinks.
00:22:39 New record!
00:22:41 Marmaduke, you're up!
00:22:43 No, that's
00:22:45 Don't be a wiener dog! Just dance
00:22:51 I'd love to, but seriously,
00:22:54 Duke!
00:22:56 All right, all right,
00:22:59 Atta boy!
00:23:05 Okay, let's see.
00:23:08 Okay, let's see.
00:23:11 Left paw, blue arrow.
00:23:12 No, no, left paw,
00:23:14 There we go!
00:23:15 On second thoughts, maybe
00:23:18 Hang on,
00:23:20 You can do this, Marmy.
00:23:21 Come on. Come on.
00:23:22 Ease into it.
00:23:24 Are we insured?
00:23:25 No one puts Dukey
00:23:27 The Duke's got
00:23:29 You ain't seen nothing yet!
00:23:33 Time to get funky!
00:23:37 He's better than me,
00:23:38 In a way, yes.
00:23:41 Three-sixty
00:23:44 Pinwheel time!
00:23:46 Time to go old-school!
00:23:48 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:23:53 I'm sorry. I'm really
00:23:56 No sweat. I needed
00:23:59 There goes Giuseppe's
00:24:02 That was the only thing
00:24:04 You know, not that I'm not
00:24:08 what do you guys think about going to
00:24:11 Are you crazy?
00:24:12 Or we could just go to the zoo,
00:24:15 Come on, it'll be fun!
00:24:18 Are we gonna spend the rest of our
00:24:20 with the little pups?
00:24:22 Or are we gonna get out in
00:24:25 But we're not big dogs,
00:24:27 That phrase was made
00:24:29 You do realize
00:24:31 Yeah, Bosco, Schmosco!
00:24:35 Okay. Some dogs just have
00:24:41 I smell rain, and I
00:24:43 I'm telling you guys,
00:24:45 it's like tiny bullets
00:24:49 It's him!
00:24:51 Chupadogra.
00:24:55 Chupadogra?
00:24:58 They say he was
00:25:01 But then he went insane from
00:25:05 He also sleeps on a giant
00:25:08 Can we go now, before
00:25:11 Let's go.
00:25:13 I can't believe
00:25:15 And now
00:25:17 Why would you
00:25:19 You sure you
00:25:21 Oh, yeah.
00:25:22 Guys, I'm telling you,
00:25:37 Twenty-four,
00:25:39 Twenty-five!
00:25:41 Man! Now, this party
00:25:44 What are they doing
00:25:47 What pedigrees do best.
00:25:49 Humiliate the innocent.
00:25:50 Hey, wait, what are you
00:25:53 Come on, let's get
00:25:56 Oh, sorry.
00:26:00 No problem. Sorry.
00:26:03 This unfortunately
00:26:06 Me, too.
00:26:07 Oh, brother!
00:26:11 Great, we're getting
00:26:14 Well, well, well. If it
00:26:17 Did the circus give
00:26:19 We're just leaving Bosco,
00:26:21 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's
00:26:26 You know, it's funny,
00:26:29 I would have thought
00:26:30 to stay away
00:26:32 He told him. You told
00:26:34 Zip it!
00:26:36 Being a pedigree means
00:26:39 We're all bred
00:26:41 and have gifts you could
00:26:45 Stuart's an expert tracker.
00:26:47 Shasta is
00:26:51 Ferdinand is fluent in six
00:26:56 And I'm the reigning
00:27:00 Are you good
00:27:03 Um... Uh...
00:27:05 Sit!
00:27:07 You are
00:27:14 Lay down. Lay down!
00:27:17 Oh, no!
00:27:19 Yes, it's very bad.
00:27:24 I don't care how freakishly
00:27:27 We all know that inside you're
00:27:34 Did I say you could
00:27:35 Did I say you could get up? I'm sorry!
00:27:37 No mercy, boss.
00:27:39 Put him in
00:27:40 Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:27:42 I don't
00:27:43 Bosco, stop!
00:27:44 Relax, baby! We're
00:27:47 No, you're not.
00:27:51 I'm sorry, he gets this way when
00:27:55 He gets that way
00:27:57 You watch yourself, tomboy.
00:28:00 Come on,
00:28:05 Come on, baby, are you gonna
00:28:11 It's a party,
00:28:14 See you later, when there's not
00:28:18 Mutt.
00:28:28 Bosco's right about everything.
00:28:32 Wasn't bred for anything,
00:28:34 You know, if I had a bone
00:28:36 "Put a saddle on that thing!"
00:28:39 I'd be a bone-illionaire!
00:28:42 Just once in my life, I'd
00:28:46 Look, I know what it's
00:28:50 Okay? I was a rescue dog.
00:28:54 But you're better than any of
00:28:57 I can make you into
00:29:00 Really? Why would
00:29:03 Because you're my friend.
00:29:07 Wait, what time is it?
00:29:09 Oh, man, Phil's gonna
00:29:11 I'll see you later!
00:29:16 You're welcome.
00:29:32 I just made it.
00:29:39 I am beat.
00:29:43 I'm exhausted.
00:29:47 Oh! Phil,
00:29:52 Time for work,
00:29:53 Oh, Phil,
00:29:56 Winslow, Twombly.
00:29:58 I need that new campaign and I need
00:30:01 Yeah. I got some
00:30:03 I just need a little
00:30:05 See, you got nothing.
00:30:06 No, you can count on me.
00:30:10 It better be.
00:30:11 Yeah, bye.
00:30:13 I got nothing.
00:30:17 Bee! Bee! Phil, get him!
00:30:20 Marmaduke, relax!
00:30:21 Phil, I hate bees!
00:30:22 Bee! Bee!
00:30:25 He's gonna sting me and give me
00:30:29 Marmaduke, chill, relax.
00:30:31 They're just surfers.
00:30:35 Marmaduke,
00:30:38 you're a genius!
00:30:40 I am?
00:30:42 A surf competition
00:30:44 Picture this. Man's best
00:30:47 throngs of owners
00:30:49 How's that gonna sell organic
00:30:52 Eleven o'clock, Phil.
00:30:53 Listen, if you wanna sell to
00:30:57 Be true to
00:30:58 Bark Organics was made in
00:31:02 Bring the iconic spirit
00:31:04 to every dog owner
00:31:06 I don't know.
00:31:09 I hired you to create an
00:31:11 and you're telling me
00:31:14 You know, we only have
00:31:16 I know.
00:31:19 But you got to
00:31:23 All right.
00:31:24 One shot.
00:31:28 Yes!
00:31:30 Okay, mutt-makeover
00:31:32 First things first.
00:31:33 All right,
00:31:36 Pig Cow is yours.
00:31:38 Check, Pig Cow's mine. Why?
00:31:41 He's a real confidence
00:31:43 You just chew on him
00:31:45 Noted and filed.
00:31:46 Next up,
00:31:49 Whoa!
00:31:51 Oh, buddy!
00:31:53 Really, that bad?
00:31:55 That needs work. Okay, pedigrees
00:31:58 So garbage breath
00:32:00 Stay out of trash cans and
00:32:03 Okay, less trash,
00:32:05 And stand up proud.
00:32:06 Your ancestors sat
00:32:09 Yeah.
00:32:10 Let's put the "Great"
00:32:12 Yeah, like this?
00:32:15 You know, just maybe keep your
00:32:18 Ears up. Like this?
00:32:21 Yeah, that looks fine.
00:32:24 Just out of curiosity,
00:32:26 do you think any of this
00:32:29 Did you
00:32:33 Not specifically, just
00:32:37 Oh!
00:32:40 Right, right, okay. No
00:32:45 Okay...
00:32:47 Listen up, Barkanova.
00:32:49 If it were me, I'd want him
00:32:54 It's really
00:32:56 There'd be a blanket
00:32:59 music from an old car
00:33:02 Yeah, and lots of great
00:33:06 Oh! You've got
00:33:08 Here's the deal.
00:33:12 You know? Mystery.
00:33:14 Wow.
00:33:16 What?
00:33:18 You know, I never really noticed
00:33:23 Fire truck!
00:33:24 Hey, buddy,
00:33:25 Fire truck!
00:33:27 Oh, sorry.
00:33:29 Uh... You said I
00:33:32 Got to go, buddy.
00:33:33 No! Wait, Phil,
00:33:35 Hey, where are you going?
00:33:36 Phil, I need this.
00:33:37 Come on. Let's go.
00:33:39 What?
00:33:45 Carlos, let
00:33:46 Is my breath
00:33:48 A tube of toothpaste is a good start,
00:33:50 but you're gonna
00:33:53 Dude, watch it!
00:33:54 Just gave myself
00:33:56 Sorry.
00:33:58 How's my breath now?
00:34:01 Refreshingly minty.
00:34:03 Who am I kidding? Minty
00:34:06 This stuff's
00:34:08 These guys have real skills.
00:34:12 Why would you want
00:34:14 Forget it.
00:34:16 Breaking into
00:34:17 and breaking into bird cages
00:34:21 I just don't get it.
00:34:22 I'm a dog and you're a
00:34:25 That's because
00:34:27 If we weren't related, I'd
00:34:32 Don't make me laugh.
00:34:34 You could never take me.
00:34:35 I'd cream your
00:34:39 Carlos, you're a genius.
00:34:43 What is he doing?
00:34:46 Say, does anybody
00:34:49 I smell a cat
00:34:53 Cat! There's
00:34:55 I said,
00:35:01 Where am I? Hey boss, there is a cat!
00:35:03 No, no, no.
00:35:06 Is this a dog park?
00:35:10 Oh, yeah,
00:35:12 because this park
00:35:14 I got the tail!
00:35:16 You said there'd
00:35:17 It's a dog park. What
00:35:19 The sun's out,
00:35:21 This is gonna
00:35:23 Fight! Fight!
00:35:24 Whoa!
00:35:26 Who let the dogs out?
00:35:27 This doesn't
00:35:29 Please don't
00:35:31 I'm just a poor,
00:35:33 ultra-intelligent cat,
00:35:36 You're gonna need all nine lives
00:35:41 You are the biggest, baddest
00:35:45 You also seem very
00:35:47 You're right
00:35:49 you little
00:35:51 Please! Spare my life!
00:35:53 Spare this.
00:35:55 Come on, sell it, man.
00:35:57 Really? Okay.
00:36:00 Left jab, left jab,
00:36:03 Get back here, you
00:36:06 I only
00:36:07 This officially
00:36:09 No, no, keep going, keep
00:36:12 Maybe we can find
00:36:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:16 Hey, everybody,
00:36:17 No, no, no!
00:36:20 Dizzy!
00:36:27 Hairball.
00:36:28 What's the matter, Bigglesworth?
00:36:31 Yeah, whatever, man.
00:36:34 Hope you got
00:36:38 That was hilarious, Marmadonk!
00:36:41 Yeah, you're not
00:36:43 but you took that
00:36:45 Oh, please, it was a cat.
00:36:49 You've got a keen
00:36:51 Oh. Well, thanks.
00:36:55 I have to go, but maybe
00:36:59 Cool! I'd like that.
00:37:00 Jezebel,
00:37:05 You know, I have a
00:37:07 and when I'm around you
00:37:11 with a hint of
00:37:12 I like it.
00:37:17 It worked!
00:37:19 What are you doing? That's
00:37:22 Who cares?
00:37:28 Welcome to the First Annual Bark
00:37:33 Dogs and owners, make your
00:37:49 Hey, I know you.
00:37:52 The new girl.
00:37:54 That's me.
00:37:56 You ever not
00:38:00 You ever not
00:38:02 I'm Bodie.
00:38:03 I know. I mean...
00:38:05 Yeah, I'm Barbara.
00:38:07 Is that your dog?
00:38:10 No, no, no.
00:38:12 Huh. That's too bad.
00:38:14 He's way better than
00:38:16 Well, I did kind of adopt him
00:38:19 The dog, not my dad.
00:38:21 Yeah, Marmaduke and I
00:38:26 My friend's having a party
00:38:30 Sure, I'd love to.
00:38:33 Competition's starting.
00:38:37 Dad,
00:38:39 You're way too young, and I'm way
00:38:43 And, just put
00:38:45 Can I get you
00:38:51 He's cute!
00:38:55 Hey, Marmaduke,
00:38:58 Probably.
00:39:01 I've been telling Dad
00:39:05 but I've actually been
00:39:08 I think that
00:39:10 But you got to
00:39:12 I don't even
00:39:15 I guess I just don't know
00:39:18 I hear you, bro,
00:39:22 I wish you could talk.
00:39:25 And I wish you could
00:39:28 Come on, Marmaduke!
00:39:30 Hey, Brian, you okay?
00:39:32 What do you say we kick
00:39:35 No, I'm good.
00:39:37 Come on, buddy.
00:39:38 Hold on, Phil. Brian's
00:39:45 It is a beautiful day here in
00:39:49 Please, put your paws together
00:39:53 Aha! And here's our marketing
00:39:56 Phil, this is David King,
00:39:59 Pleased to meet you.
00:40:01 I hope you're ready for a
00:40:04 Wow! Can't wait to see
00:40:07 No, no, no.
00:40:09 Phil and Marmaduke are one
00:40:11 I don't think they're ready to hang 10.
00:40:13 Well, that's too bad. That
00:40:15 Yeah!
00:40:17 No, you're right!
00:40:21 Phil, come on, they're
00:40:26 Marmaduke's dying
00:40:28 Dying to.
00:40:29 Oh! We're dead!
00:40:31 No, no, no. Phil, no!
00:40:32 Let's go, buddy.
00:40:33 Come on.
00:40:35 No. Way too big and
00:40:37 That's my competition?
00:40:40 Freezing, freezing!
00:40:41 No! Marmaduke!
00:40:43 Come on,
00:40:47 Happy thoughts,
00:40:49 I'm running through a meadow.
00:40:52 You don't stand
00:40:54 I own these waves.
00:40:55 Good luck to you, too.
00:40:57 It's okay, Marmaduke.
00:41:00 Something bad's gonna happen,
00:41:04 Okay, stay.
00:41:05 Ladies and gentlemen, take
00:41:07 a massive,
00:41:10 You got to be kidding!
00:41:13 Time to dazzle.
00:41:15 Phil! No, no, what are
00:41:17 Phil, no!
00:41:18 Somebody get me off this
00:41:21 Out of my way, poser! Look out!
00:41:23 I've got
00:41:24 Oh, boy!
00:41:25 Look out!
00:41:27 Look at this!
00:41:29 Look at the perfect position
00:41:31 Yeah!
00:41:33 Get me off this thing!
00:41:37 He doesn't look like
00:41:39 Where is he?
00:41:41 I don't know.
00:41:43 Oh, man,
00:41:45 No, you're not.
00:41:47 Grip it and rip it!
00:41:50 Geronimo!
00:41:53 There he is!
00:41:58 Take a look at this!
00:42:00 What a crazy dog!
00:42:03 Look out! Look out!
00:42:07 And the Duke shreds!
00:42:12 You did it, buddy!
00:42:14 That's my dog! Get this seaweed off me!
00:42:16 It burns! It burns!
00:42:18 Debbie, help!
00:42:20 Yeah!
00:42:21 That was awesome!
00:42:23 That was off the hook! The
00:42:25 It was?
00:42:26 You totally
00:42:27 I shredded?
00:42:28 That was way better
00:42:30 Marmaduke shreds!
00:42:32 All right, here it is.
00:42:37 You think it was funny dropping in
00:42:40 I didn't do
00:42:42 Let it go,
00:42:45 And the trophy
00:42:47 This better be me.
00:42:48 Whoa! We have an upset.
00:42:50 The trophy goes to Phil
00:42:55 What?
00:42:56 Phil, did we really win?
00:42:57 I'm gonna tear
00:42:59 I didn't do anything!
00:43:01 Somebody put a leash
00:43:02 Marmaduke!
00:43:03 Help!
00:43:06 Get back here, mutt!
00:43:09 Whoa, whoa!
00:43:11 Get back here,
00:43:12 I don't even
00:43:15 Stop running,
00:43:17 I'm gonna make you pay.
00:43:21 Come on, Duke,
00:43:23 This ends right here,
00:43:25 You know what? You're right,
00:43:31 Ow! My leg's cramping!
00:43:33 Time out, time out!
00:43:34 No, bad dog!
00:43:37 Heel.
00:43:39 I'm so sorry
00:43:43 Get your dog under
00:43:48 Come on, folks, I'm so
00:43:59 Hey, what's the new surf
00:44:04 Hey. I'm just kind of here,
00:44:08 Well, I guess some people just
00:44:11 Really?
00:44:15 It's getting
00:44:18 Wait, what about Bosco?
00:44:20 Forget about him.
00:44:21 There's a new dog in town.
00:44:23 And his name
00:44:26 Hey, that's my name!
00:44:29 That's my name!
00:44:32 Say it loud,
00:44:36 # The moon was shining
00:44:39 # The Slayer T-shirt
00:44:43 # Smeared mascara, I looked
00:44:49 Fire truck!
00:44:51 Fire truck!
00:44:57 Hi! Phil Winslow.
00:44:59 Anton, master of
00:45:02 I'm supposed to listen
00:45:11 Top dog him, Phil.
00:45:17 Marmaduke!
00:45:19 Guys, what's going on?
00:45:20 What are you doing?
00:45:22 Let's go.
00:45:25 Oh...
00:45:30 Pump your fists triumphantly,
00:45:33 "I'm top dog!"
00:45:35 I'm top dog!
00:45:36 Bone! Give me!
00:45:46 I thought
00:45:49 He said he might stop by
00:45:51 but he didn't
00:46:06 How much farther?
00:46:08 Just keep coming. Keep
00:46:13 Where are we?
00:46:15 It's a surprise. Ready?
00:46:17 Hit it, boys!
00:46:21 Wow!
00:46:27 It's pretty cool,
00:46:33 It's beautiful!
00:46:36 Wait, wait, wait.
00:46:38 Crank it, DJ Thunder!
00:46:46 I can't believe I'm
00:46:49 Of course you are, silly!
00:46:52 Okay, well,
00:46:54 Wow! You really pulled
00:46:57 It's just a little
00:47:00 How about a peanut
00:47:02 My favorite!
00:47:04 Really? I was worried you
00:47:07 I almost got
00:47:10 It's so romantic!
00:47:13 I couldn't think of another
00:47:16 It's so creative, too.
00:47:19 Tell me, how did you
00:47:22 It's just
00:47:24 I'm a Great Dane. We
00:47:29 Listen, I just wanted
00:47:32 I wanted to say...
00:47:34 My bad.
00:47:36 That's okay, Thunder.
00:47:39 I wanted to say
00:47:41 hanging out with you
00:47:44 which in dog years
00:47:47 it's like the first time in my
00:47:51 Yeah! I'm having
00:48:10 Look at him.
00:48:11 Land shrimps at
00:48:13 That's it.
00:48:14 No, Mazie!
00:48:20 Sit!
00:48:22 Yes, ma'am.
00:48:25 Hey, Mazie!
00:48:27 You don't give a steaming pile about
00:48:30 We took you in.
00:48:33 And you just sit over here
00:48:35 What'd they put in your
00:48:38 You took her
00:48:39 Dream date? What is she talking about?
00:48:42 How do you think
00:48:47 Bitter, party of one?
00:48:53 What's the big deal?
00:48:55 We were just
00:48:56 You'd think she'd be
00:48:58 You don't get it,
00:49:00 She gave you Pig Cow,
00:49:02 At least, she did until
00:49:05 and became a big
00:49:07 Word.
00:49:09 That's really cute
00:49:10 but I already
00:49:12 A pedigree girlfriend.
00:49:14 So, that's it?
00:49:17 Yeah.
00:49:19 I don't hang out
00:49:24 Ouch!
00:49:28 You're lucky
00:49:31 PETCO's gonna give us
00:49:32 But they wanna see
00:49:35 before they'll
00:49:37 No problem, I'll start
00:49:39 You'll start
00:49:41 Little late for you to be
00:49:44 I want you on my boat this
00:49:46 This weekend, I can't. You have to.
00:49:48 I need to spend some
00:49:50 Tough.
00:49:52 I promised my wife.
00:49:54 All right, bring the family along.
00:49:57 Okay, that'll be perfect.
00:49:59 Excellent.
00:50:03 Now, this is
00:50:04 but there are no dogs
00:50:07 It's my wife's rule.
00:50:09 Quite frankly,
00:50:12 I think she's jealous.
00:50:14 Okay, we got the
00:50:16 bathing suits,
00:50:18 Brian's got his fins.
00:50:20 You're taking
00:50:21 You know,
00:50:24 Guys, I'm really excited about
00:50:27 Dad, please,
00:50:28 Let me go to my friend's
00:50:30 Barb, it's a family trip and
00:50:33 Here, get your snorkel.
00:50:36 Come on. I feel like
00:50:38 We have everything, but
00:50:40 Look at him.
00:50:43 I know.
00:50:44 You think he'll be
00:50:45 I think he'll be fine.
00:50:47 and I'm having Laura from
00:50:49 Right. Right.
00:50:51 I mean, what's the worst that
00:50:53 Invites his
00:50:54 Yes and yes!
00:50:59 Party at the Duke's!
00:51:03 Jump! Jump! Jump!
00:51:06 I am a golden dog!
00:51:10 Canine-ball!
00:51:17 Looking good, Colby!
00:51:22 Yes! Yes!
00:51:24 My boy, Topaz!
00:51:26 Marmaduke.
00:51:28 Chug it! Chug it!
00:51:30 Go, go, go!
00:51:31 Chug it, Shasta!
00:51:33 Ow!
00:51:34 Sorry, slipped off
00:51:36 That is
00:51:38 Hey, is this
00:51:39 Yeah!
00:51:41 We're not worthy, we're not
00:51:46 All right! Now it's a
00:51:49 Who let the dogs out?
00:51:51 Pee-Wee,
00:51:55 You're a big hit,
00:51:57 Hey, is it just me, or is it
00:52:01 Everyone's having fun,
00:52:04 Yeah!
00:52:06 No, no, you're right.
00:52:13 Why is everyone always
00:52:16 Because they're not afraid to live?
00:52:18 And we suck at swimming?
00:52:21 Great! Okay, now
00:52:23 Come on, let's go.
00:52:26 What do
00:52:27 Trouble.
00:52:28 Duke! Duke! Duke!
00:52:36 Hey, dude,
00:52:39 Do I know you
00:52:41 Me? Nope.
00:52:43 You sure?
00:52:44 That tail looks painful.
00:52:46 Of course I'm sure, man. I've
00:52:49 Oops.
00:52:52 It's so soothing!
00:52:53 Gordie, no!
00:52:55 Whoa, whoa!
00:52:57 No, no! Hey! Not on the
00:53:02 No, not the stereo!
00:53:03 Phil's gonna kill me!
00:53:05 Looks like a great party.
00:53:08 What are you doing here?
00:53:10 I got a quick question.
00:53:11 Anyone recognize
00:53:14 The cat from the park
00:53:18 I recommend the guacamole.
00:53:21 Look at the tail.
00:53:23 Turns out he lives
00:53:26 Or is it Marma-fake?
00:53:36 First of all, you weren't
00:53:38 Leave now and you won't have a
00:53:41 We have
00:53:43 Say what?
00:53:44 Is that right? Then how do you
00:53:48 Hey, it is that cat.
00:53:50 Yep, that's it.
00:53:53 Let's
00:53:54 Wait! Wait!
00:53:55 What's going on? Where
00:53:59 Total poser.
00:54:02 Loser!
00:54:03 He's going, not us!
00:54:04 Party at the pier!
00:54:09 Is it true, Marmaduke?
00:54:14 Only most of it.
00:54:15 You see, in the end,
00:54:19 And that's the way
00:54:21 Enjoy the rest of
00:54:25 Baby, come on.
00:54:28 Jezebel! He's a liar.
00:54:31 Hey, Bosco,
00:54:36 Jezebel, wait! I...
00:54:40 I thought
00:54:49 What just happened?
00:54:51 I think it's called a colossal
00:54:54 Oh!
00:54:55 Not to rub margarita salt in the wound,
00:54:58 but you kind of
00:55:19 Oh! What have I done?
00:55:28 Can't wait for the
00:55:30 It was a weekend
00:55:32 It was a work-end, honey.
00:55:33 We had to finish
00:55:35 What happened?
00:55:37 Marmaduke?
00:55:39 Phil.
00:55:41 I'm up, I'm up.
00:55:45 Marmaduke!
00:55:47 I'm up, I'm up.
00:55:49 Phil, thank God
00:55:51 I had a party.
00:55:53 I was trying to be a big
00:55:55 I just invited
00:55:57 and then they invited
00:55:59 Come here, now!
00:56:02 Phil, I really could
00:56:05 Bad dog!
00:56:07 Phil, no! Phil,
00:56:08 Phil, stop it.
00:56:09 Just give me
00:56:10 Phil, I said I was sorry.
00:56:20 The PETCO pitch.
00:56:22 Oh, Marmaduke.
00:56:25 Ooh!
00:56:30 I don't care if it's raining,
00:56:33 Perfect, that will
00:56:35 We'll just leave him chained up in
00:56:39 Or maybe
00:56:41 You did not
00:56:43 He refuses to
00:56:45 It's just an option we haven't
00:56:48 I don't understand
00:56:50 Look around you, Deb.
00:56:52 He destroyed our home!
00:56:54 No, he didn't!
00:56:55 Our home is us. It's
00:56:58 It doesn't matter
00:57:02 This move did not work out
00:57:05 The only way this move
00:57:07 is if we were
00:57:09 You seem to have
00:57:12 Everything I do
00:57:15 I worked my butt
00:57:16 and once again,
00:57:19 He's a dog, Phil! He
00:57:23 You want him to
00:57:25 He has a backyard,
00:57:29 Really?
00:59:41 You know what?
01:00:09 Nobody ever
01:00:14 Hey, you must be Mazie.
01:00:16 Tell the hipster giant I'm not
01:00:20 He's gone. He got busted with
01:00:23 He ran out the back gate
01:00:25 Oh, great. He has
01:00:28 Where you going?
01:00:29 To find that big doofus!
01:00:31 I'd go myself,
01:00:37 Yeller.
01:00:43 Oh! You crazy,
01:00:49 He acts like it's a great
01:00:53 Crazy as a bullbat.
01:00:56 He's a heap more dog than
01:01:06 None of the strays at
01:01:07 He's not at
01:01:09 No luck here.
01:01:11 I made a huge mistake wearing
01:01:13 It's way too absorbent!
01:01:18 It's raining cats and us!
01:01:21 You guys head home, I'm
01:01:23 We can't leave you
01:01:25 It's too dangerous!
01:01:31 Okay, on second thought,
01:01:33 You do that whole thing.
01:02:13 Chupadogra?
01:02:15 Who are you? And what
01:02:18 Please don't hurt me!
01:02:20 You're a big boy.
01:02:22 Good. The small ones ain't
01:02:27 Please don't hurt me!
01:02:31 Are you okay?
01:02:32 I'm more than all right.
01:02:37 Sorry to bother you.
01:02:38 Hey, what's a dog like you
01:02:42 You're no stray.
01:02:44 I ran away from home.
01:02:47 So, you think running's the answer? Huh?
01:02:54 I don't even know
01:02:56 I acted like a big-shot and
01:03:01 Listen, this bag of bones you're
01:03:06 I was the alpha dog.
01:03:09 Left my home to go run the
01:03:14 Till they turned on me.
01:03:16 Now I live out here alone
01:03:20 Rest assured, compadre,
01:03:24 when I don't think about
01:03:27 and spending the day
01:03:30 The real me.
01:03:33 Go home.
01:03:35 Something tells me it ain't
01:03:40 Thank you, Buster.
01:03:46 Been a long time
01:03:51 Thanks.
01:03:54 What's that?
01:03:55 It's the pound.
01:03:57 Go on, get out of here.
01:03:59 What about you?
01:04:01 Yeah, that's right, baby.
01:04:05 Go on, go!
01:04:13 Let's make this easy,
01:04:15 What fun would that be?
01:04:18 No, no! No!
01:04:57 Debbie, you got
01:04:59 Marmaduke is missing. He's
01:05:02 We're talkative this
01:05:06 Hey, Deb.
01:05:08 Did you leave these
01:05:09 What are you
01:05:12 Barb, I read the text. And...
01:05:17 Is that really
01:05:20 Honestly?
01:05:24 Yeah.
01:05:28 Hey, Bri.
01:05:31 You never went to
01:05:35 I didn't want to disappoint you,
01:05:47 Where's Marmaduke?
01:05:49 In the backyard,
01:05:51 No, he's not. I thought
01:05:53 No.
01:05:57 Marmaduke!
01:05:58 The side gate's open. You didn't
01:06:02 No.
01:06:03 That's what
01:06:05 He'll be back, right?
01:06:08 He could get
01:06:09 Honey, anything
01:06:10 because we don't know
01:06:12 I just wanted him to
01:06:14 I didn't want him
01:06:17 I got this
01:06:20 Guys, if I don't
01:06:25 Just go.
01:06:26 You put her in the car seat, and
01:06:29 Wait.
01:06:36 We'll all go find him.
01:06:38 Now you're
01:06:41 Come on, where am I? Just give
01:06:46 Marmaduke! Come on, buddy. Marmaduke!
01:06:47 Come on, boy.
01:06:49 Okay, that was the
01:06:52 The beach. He could be at the beach.
01:06:53 Okay, the beach and
01:06:55 You guys, I'm texting
01:06:57 What if he's
01:06:59 Come on, come on, give me
01:07:01 One landmark,
01:07:08 What do you mean,
01:07:10 He's a Great Dane! He's huge.
01:07:13 Come on,
01:07:16 One more funky
01:07:21 Come on, not today!
01:07:28 Hi, Don. Winslow,
01:07:30 You were supposed to
01:07:32 I'm sorry, Don. Uh...
01:07:34 We still haven't
01:07:37 and I just don't think
01:07:39 Don't worry about
01:07:41 because you're fired,
01:07:57 Mazie?
01:07:59 Mazie? Mazie!
01:08:01 What is this?
01:08:02 It looks like
01:08:07 There he is!
01:08:09 Honey! Honey!
01:08:11 Kids, never do this.
01:08:16 Marmaduke!
01:08:18 He was up there.
01:08:20 Marmaduke! Here, go wait
01:08:23 Marmaduke!
01:08:28 Mazie!
01:08:29 Marmaduke!
01:08:31 Mazie!
01:08:32 Where have you been? I've
01:08:37 Mazie! No!
01:08:39 Mazie!
01:08:40 No, no,
01:08:42 Marmaduke!
01:08:43 Come on, buddy!
01:08:46 Somebody, help! Mazie!
01:08:48 No! Marmaduke!
01:08:49 Mazie! Mazie!
01:08:51 Hey, Marmaduke,
01:08:53 Stay back.
01:08:55 Get away from me!
01:08:57 Geronimo!
01:08:58 Marmaduke, no!
01:09:01 That's my dog. That's my dog in there!
01:09:05 Look, that was my dog.
01:09:07 Can you please help me
01:09:09 There's a catch basin
01:09:11 We need
01:09:13 Help!
01:09:20 Marmaduke!
01:09:22 Mazie!
01:09:24 Where are you, Marmaduke?
01:09:28 I can't do this!
01:09:29 Hold on.
01:09:30 Help me! Help me!
01:09:32 Somebody, help! Mazie!
01:09:33 Marmaduke!
01:09:36 Help, help,
01:09:39 Mazie!
01:09:44 Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:09:47 All right.
01:09:52 What are we
01:09:53 Just hold on.
01:09:55 I'm gonna
01:09:59 Anything?
01:10:01 Wait, wait,
01:10:03 Down here!
01:10:06 I think
01:10:09 Yeah. We're right here.
01:10:11 I found them, over.
01:10:13 I don't think I can make it! Come here.
01:10:15 No, I can't!
01:10:16 Come on, girl,
01:10:18 Listen to him.
01:10:20 You can do it, right here.
01:10:22 Come on, girl,
01:10:23 Come on.
01:10:26 Good, you got it!
01:10:29 Go ahead. Come on, it's your turn. Jump!
01:10:31 Me? No. I can't do it,
01:10:33 Come on,
01:10:35 What's that noise?
01:10:36 Marmaduke, look out!
01:10:38 You got to come, boy.
01:10:39 You got
01:10:40 Come on, boy! Hurry!
01:10:42 Grab me!
01:10:48 What's happening?
01:10:49 Get him out!
01:10:53 Up, up, up!
01:10:54 You guys, easy.
01:11:03 Easy!
01:11:05 We got him up. Guys!
01:11:07 He's out.
01:11:08 Where's the other one?
01:11:10 Where's my dog?
01:11:12 I'm sorry.
01:11:14 The water was
01:11:16 I lost him.
01:11:20 We're not gonna give up.
01:11:22 The aqueduct,
01:11:26 Go with him. Go.
01:11:51 Marmaduke!
01:12:05 Marmaduke!
01:12:06 Phil, help!
01:12:15 Marmaduke!
01:12:17 Help!
01:12:19 Get me, Phil!
01:12:22 Marmaduke!
01:12:27 Marmaduke!
01:12:29 Grab here, Phil!
01:12:35 Phil! Phil,
01:12:37 Phil! Phil!
01:12:42 Thank goodness
01:12:45 Marmaduke!
01:12:46 Right here, come on!
01:12:49 I can't...
01:12:50 Right here.
01:12:54 Oh, no!
01:13:00 How did it come
01:13:03 It started with a bath,
01:13:06 We can do this.
01:13:09 I'm not gonna
01:13:10 I can't do it.
01:13:13 I promise.
01:13:15 Let go,
01:13:17 I love you, buddy.
01:13:19 Phil, I've been waiting since
01:13:22 Come on, let's go!
01:13:23 You can do it, buddy.
01:13:25 Right here. Come on.
01:13:27 Trust me.
01:13:28 I trust you.
01:13:32 Atta boy, buddy.
01:13:33 Right here.
01:13:35 Let's go. Come on.
01:13:37 Get me. Phil, get me!
01:13:44 All right,
01:13:46 I love you, buddy.
01:13:48 Thank God, you got me! We did it! Yes!
01:13:50 You got me, Phil!
01:13:53 You're safe, buddy.
01:13:54 Those aren't tears,
01:13:58 Good boy.
01:13:58 Harness coming down!
01:14:04 I still hate water!
01:14:34 I know you're not
01:14:37 but I've never been so happy to see
01:14:44 I'm done pretending
01:14:48 A real top dog
01:14:51 And you are my family.
01:14:53 That's it,
01:14:56 I'm gonna give him
01:14:59 That's a good boy!
01:15:02 I know, I know!
01:15:04 I've been on this
01:15:07 And that, my friend,
01:15:11 Come on, buddy!
01:15:12 Honey?
01:15:13 Dad!
01:15:15 Hey, guys!
01:15:16 Are you okay?
01:15:18 I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just
01:15:20 Marmaduke!
01:15:21 Marmaduke!
01:15:23 Oh, yeah!
01:15:24 Let me wrap my
01:15:26 We missed you.
01:15:28 Hi, there.
01:15:29 Hi!
01:15:31 Gosh, I love you guys
01:15:34 This is all my fault. I
01:15:37 I've just been trying
01:15:39 that I had no idea
01:15:42 I guess what I'm
01:15:45 I think we should
01:15:47 What?
01:15:49 Kansas? Uh-uh. Toto
01:15:52 That's crazy talk, Dad.
01:15:54 Hey, Brian!
01:15:56 Dude, we got it all on tape.
01:15:59 Sweet!
01:16:01 It's good to see you,
01:16:03 Brian, who are
01:16:05 They're just some kids
01:16:07 They're pretty cool.
01:16:09 Hi.
01:16:13 Hey, Barbara!
01:16:14 Hey, what's Hasselhoff
01:16:16 Bodie? You came.
01:16:19 Yeah, I came as soon as
01:16:22 Is everybody okay?
01:16:23 Yeah, everything's
01:16:28 Those were some pretty
01:16:31 Thank you, Bodie.
01:16:33 No worries, Phil.
01:16:35 It's Mr. Winslow.
01:16:37 Yes, sir.
01:16:42 What do you think, babe?
01:16:44 I don't know. I like
01:16:48 We fit in the house.
01:16:50 We don't fit in
01:16:55 I just missed you.
01:17:01 Looks like we're home.
01:17:05 Looks like the family
01:17:08 There's just one more thing
01:17:12 Check it out.
01:17:13 Here goes nothing.
01:17:15 What the heck is he doing? Is he crazy?
01:17:17 Fight! Fight! Fight!
01:17:23 Don't just stand there,
01:17:24 I am.
01:17:26 What's up, Marmadukey?
01:17:29 You here to
01:17:31 Actually, no, Bosco.
01:17:35 Thank me? For what?
01:17:38 For showing me
01:17:42 I don't care what
01:17:43 'cause it doesn't matter
01:17:46 or a pedigree
01:17:48 We're all just dogs.
01:17:50 And that's the way
01:17:53 So I'm gonna sit down and
01:17:57 who don't think they have
01:18:02 Sup? Yeah.
01:18:05 You gotta be kidding me.
01:18:08 Does everyone here have
01:18:12 This is sacred turf.
01:18:14 It's just for pedigrees.
01:18:17 Well, not anymore.
01:18:19 You know what? You're all
01:18:21 Let's go, Jezebel.
01:18:23 I think everyone
01:18:26 I'm done taking your
01:18:29 Go find somebody else to drool
01:18:31 Come have a seat, fellas.
01:18:33 It's lovely up here.
01:18:35 I can see forever!
01:18:37 Fine, have it
01:18:39 I'll remember this.
01:18:41 Payback's gonna be a...
01:18:43 Bee! Bee! Ahhh!
01:18:47 Victory!
01:18:49 The Duke's our boy!
01:18:51 Huh! Looks like I'm not the
01:18:54 Bees are scary.
01:18:57 Listen...
01:18:58 I don't know how to say this
01:19:00 Shh!
01:19:02 I'll be fine. It's time to finally
01:19:07 Besides,
01:19:09 Ouch! I hate it
01:19:15 Mazie?
01:19:17 Wow.
01:19:22 Hey, check it out.
01:19:24 Looking good
01:19:27 What are you
01:19:29 Mazie, wait up!
01:19:33 Oh, hey!
01:19:37 You look amazing!
01:19:38 I feel like
01:19:42 Listen, I wanted to say how sorry
01:19:45 I was a real jerk,
01:19:49 I think my brain just turned
01:19:52 No offense.
01:19:54 I totally heard that.
01:19:56 It takes a big dog
01:19:59 Yeah, I...
01:20:01 What?
01:20:02 Your eyes. You have
01:20:05 And I never had
01:20:08 Thanks!
01:20:10 Your fur's
01:20:13 Winslow!
01:20:15 Oh! I wonder what ever
01:20:20 Winslow! Winslow? There you
01:20:24 I thought I was fired.
01:20:26 Don't be so sensitive.
01:20:28 Any man that chooses
01:20:30 is a man I want
01:20:32 Besides, have you seen the video of
01:20:36 Nah.
01:20:37 Six hundred and eighty-two
01:20:40 We got PETCO!
01:20:41 Are you serious?
01:20:44 We're gonna sell
01:20:45 Wow!
01:20:46 Come on, walk with me.
01:20:48 I can't.
01:20:49 Why?
01:20:51 'Cause I made plans
01:20:52 Who? Oh. All right.
01:20:57 Monday.
01:21:00 Monday. Deal.
01:21:02 Deal.
01:21:04 Don't push it, okay?
01:21:08 Okay, I'm just
01:21:10 but what if the dogs
01:21:14 I don't really buy it.
01:21:17 What if they
01:21:24 # Hey!
01:21:29 # What I like about you
01:21:32 # You really know
01:21:35 # When you go up, down,
01:21:38 # Think about true romance
01:21:42 # Keep on whispering
01:21:45 # Tell me all the things
01:21:47 # 'Cause it's true
01:21:52 What's up, boys?
01:21:53 That's what
01:21:56 # That's what
01:22:03 # Hey!
01:22:08 Hey!
01:22:12 That's what
01:22:19 # Hey! #
01:22:24 It's still pretty
01:22:25 I love it!
01:22:27 Thanks, Deb.
01:22:36 Wait for it.
01:22:41 Oh! Marmaduke!
01:22:44 Man, you got
01:22:47 It never gets old!
01:22:52 # Hey!
01:22:57 # What I like about you
01:22:59 # You keep me
01:23:04 # Never wanna let you go
01:23:05 # You know you make me
01:23:10 # Keep on whispering
01:23:13 # Tell me all the things
01:23:15 # 'Cause it's true
01:23:17 # That's what
01:23:33 # Hey! #