Martian Child

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00:00:59 Uh... oh, no.
00:01:01 I suppose there's one
00:01:04 - who never fits in.
00:01:05 - Come on!
00:01:06 Well, that was me...
00:01:08 - Aah!
00:01:11 I found my escape
00:01:14 My imagination was a...
00:01:17 that took me far away
00:01:19 from a safe distance...
00:01:20 which, I guess, is what I...
00:01:23 As unlucky
00:01:25 I was very, very lucky
00:01:30 Um, so instead of becoming a
00:01:34 I became a kind of a deranged,
00:01:39 And I'm not sure
00:01:41 but it doesn't really matter
00:01:42 But to answer your original
00:01:45 yes, I do believe
00:01:47 there is one character that,
00:01:49 is in some ways
00:01:50 and that certainly holds true
00:01:55 You know, like in a dream...
00:01:56 one character, um,
00:02:01 but in this case,
00:02:04 um, because, you see,
00:02:10 I'm the creature.
00:02:15 Is that good?
00:02:31 David.
00:02:34 Hey, Harlee.
00:02:38 Thought I might see you
00:02:39 Yeah. I thought
00:02:51 Sweet of you to come.
00:02:54 Yeah, I think...
00:02:55 almost every single birthday
00:03:00 Hi, Somewhere.
00:03:03 Somewhere's happy to see you.
00:03:07 So what do you think, honestly?
00:03:08 Are you kidding?
00:03:09 I love the idea
00:03:11 I think it's so beautiful...
00:03:13 for you to open up
00:03:14 Liz thinks I'm crazy, you know?
00:03:16 I mean, what if she's right,
00:03:17 What if I'm...
00:03:19 Let me tell you something.
00:03:20 My mother raised five kids,
00:03:23 did she question whether she
00:03:25 And she was great, right?
00:03:26 No, the worst.
00:03:28 Her shrink has a house
00:03:30 Oh.
00:03:31 Just the fact that you're even
00:03:34 pretty much proves
00:03:36 Most people spend
00:03:38 how to raise tomatoes
00:03:42 You even imagine how happy
00:03:47 Yeah, but that's not
00:03:52 You've got a lot of love
00:03:55 You better come back here!
00:04:12 Hi, David. Hi.
00:04:15 Hi, Sophie.
00:04:17 Yeah, yeah, been a few years.
00:04:19 You look well.
00:04:20 Thanks. You, too.
00:04:23 Come on, throw the ball!
00:04:26 Just not ready to commit
00:04:33 I'm sorry.
00:04:35 Didn't you know I was gonna
00:04:38 Didn't want to say no
00:04:42 Right.
00:04:43 It didn't seem right.
00:04:46 I'm really sorry.
00:04:51 When girls go shopping...
00:04:57 Hi.
00:04:58 What's your name?
00:05:00 Esther.
00:05:01 Hi, Esther.
00:05:02 I know who you are.
00:05:04 You do?
00:05:05 You're the man who Sophie
00:05:08 but you don't want him
00:05:11 Who told you that?
00:05:12 Dennis.
00:05:17 Are you a friend of his,
00:05:20 No. He's a weirdo.
00:05:22 He doesn't have any friends.
00:05:24 He doesn't?
00:05:28 Where is he hangin' out?
00:05:31 He's in the box.
00:05:34 He doesn't come out until night.
00:05:38 Why does he do that?
00:05:40 The sun. He hates the sun.
00:05:43 Why does he hate the sun?
00:05:44 I don't know.
00:05:47 Right.
00:05:52 I told him you were weird.
00:05:58 He is in the box.
00:06:06 Oh! Man! Ooh!
00:06:09 But I don't understand...
00:06:10 why did she call you
00:06:12 Well, she thought she had
00:06:13 Aren't, like, single men like
00:06:16 Hey, I am not a single man.
00:06:18 I am a widower...
00:06:20 and that is
00:06:22 I am in the ground
00:06:25 Oh, wow, you know what?
00:06:26 I think it was
00:06:28 to call in the first place.
00:06:29 I mean,
00:06:30 - Oh! Oh!
00:06:33 - Guys, get off the dog.
00:06:35 - Yeah.
00:06:36 That dog is like
00:06:39 Would you do that to Grandma?
00:06:41 Guys, get off!
00:06:44 They drive me nuts,
00:06:45 I mean, I don't know why
00:06:48 Well, she was adopted herself
00:06:50 Yeah, but it was something
00:06:52 - and, you know.
00:06:53 But, hey, it's not gonna happen.
00:06:54 You're like preaching
00:06:56 Okay. Good...
00:06:57 because here's a voice
00:06:58 "Parenting is really hard. "
00:07:00 All right?
00:07:01 It's hard, and you need
00:07:03 Well, you know,
00:07:05 We had two people,
00:07:07 I'm just saying there
00:07:08 There's plenty
00:07:10 All right. Well, I don't want
00:07:12 I mean, you could have
00:07:14 Kid of rage?
00:07:16 Yeah, well,
00:07:17 and they were crazy.
00:07:19 Listen, I got to go take
00:07:22 to soccer practice, okay?
00:07:23 So just stay here.
00:07:25 That was a good decision, okay?
00:07:27 Have some coffee
00:07:28 We have snacks.
00:08:22 Hey, I miss her, too.
00:08:36 Somewhere a dog barked...
00:08:40 and then he licked
00:08:50 What do you think, Somewhere?
00:08:53 You think we could do it alone?
00:08:57 Huh?
00:09:02 Anybody home?
00:09:05 Uh, listen, Chief, I, uh...
00:09:07 I brought you some sun block...
00:09:08 very strong stuff.
00:09:11 SPF 45...
00:09:14 and, uh, helps you against
00:09:17 which are... You know,
00:09:19 Anyway, it's hypoallergenic
00:09:25 Just leave it for you.
00:09:30 Hi, Sophie, how you doin'?
00:09:32 Not bad.
00:09:36 You good?
00:09:39 Good.
00:09:40 Didn't expect
00:09:42 Yeah, I wanted to bring
00:09:44 Oh.
00:09:48 What was that?
00:09:49 It's his Polaroid.
00:09:51 He likes taking pictures.
00:09:53 He's just... ha...
00:09:56 Hmm.
00:10:01 Just as a point of interest...
00:10:03 what made you think
00:10:05 for a boy who spends
00:10:09 He thinks
00:10:13 Yah! Aah!
00:10:15 Aah!
00:10:16 Yah! Unh!
00:10:18 - Cut!
00:10:19 Looks great, guys.
00:10:21 - We're going in.
00:10:22 Where is the pathos?
00:10:24 What?
00:10:26 Dude, where is the pathos?
00:10:27 The Earl of Dracoban is dying.
00:10:28 - This is a guy...
00:10:29 Who has fought his way
00:10:31 Lastupon... Lastupon
00:10:33 that became a red giant.
00:10:35 It's the red dwarf phase
00:10:38 What are you talk...
00:10:39 Look, I don't know
00:10:40 But this I do know...
00:10:42 I see a production that is
00:10:45 Really,
00:10:46 That's what I see.
00:10:47 - Speaking of your book...
00:10:51 Guess who I got
00:10:52 Your publisher, our publisher.
00:10:54 - Tina.
00:10:57 Did she ask you how The Revenge
00:10:59 No, she shouted it.
00:11:00 Ah.
00:11:02 You know what the problem is?
00:11:03 When I wrote the novel...
00:11:06 there's this giant massacre
00:11:09 - I know.
00:11:11 I know. I sold it.
00:11:12 It's a problem.
00:11:13 That's great.
00:11:14 Let's move on
00:11:16 What am I gonna tell Tina?
00:11:18 Tell Tina that somewhere in
00:11:23 of Castle Zeptar,
00:11:28 are bringing him back
00:11:32 if that's possible.
00:11:34 Sure.
00:11:38 Lighting!
00:11:42 Good morning! Your sword!
00:11:45 Move ahead!
00:11:48 David,
00:11:52 A kid who sits
00:11:54 is a giant red flag,
00:11:57 It's like the equivalent
00:12:01 and ignoring the oil spill
00:12:03 You know, for a non-writer
00:12:05 - of the muscular analogy.
00:12:08 Listen, the thing about kids...
00:12:10 and I wouldn't trade
00:12:12 is that they keep comin'
00:12:15 They're...
00:12:17 suckin' the life out of you.
00:12:18 They take away your life,
00:12:22 You should work
00:12:23 You joke.
00:12:25 You forget that whole shelf-full
00:12:28 or your knowledge
00:12:30 or that you ever
00:12:33 All right,
00:12:34 I never ran a marathon.
00:12:35 I don't want
00:12:37 I want to do something
00:12:41 And I get all
00:12:42 I even get the one that says...
00:12:43 "I don't know if I want to bring
00:12:45 But how do you argue
00:12:47 of loving one
00:12:53 Trans fobo medio.
00:12:56 Trans fobo medio.
00:12:59 - Dennis!
00:13:01 Dennis, what are you doing?
00:13:04 - It's raining!
00:13:06 What?
00:13:07 The man with UV protection.
00:13:10 Come in.
00:13:30 Get over here!
00:13:32 Ahem, anybody in there?
00:13:35 Brought you somethin'.
00:13:43 One, two, three, four...
00:13:47 Those really help
00:13:49 uh, one...
00:13:50 in your ongoing battle
00:13:54 Thank you.
00:13:55 You're welcome.
00:13:57 One...
00:14:01 Quality throw, chief.
00:14:49 Nice to see ya.
00:14:51 Very nice to see ya, actually.
00:14:59 He's not a puppy
00:15:01 I know.
00:15:02 All right,
00:15:04 - Go for it.
00:15:07 You see, he's been abandoned,
00:15:10 he's classified
00:15:12 He's... He's never
00:15:14 I know, but am I
00:15:16 I mean, I'm just a writer.
00:15:18 He's seen a lot of doctors,
00:15:20 That's not what he needs.
00:15:32 Oh, you!
00:15:34 At least tell me
00:15:38 I'm thinking I must be
00:15:45 I see you remembered
00:15:48 You know, it works just as good
00:15:54 Is that your weight belt?
00:15:55 Earth's gravity is weak.
00:15:57 Mars is constantly
00:16:00 So without all that stuff...
00:16:01 you think
00:16:05 Uh-huh.
00:16:07 That ever happen before?
00:16:09 Yes.
00:16:10 When?
00:16:12 With another
00:16:17 Sophie, someone
00:16:18 - stole my ice cream!
00:16:22 Uh, uncommunicative...
00:16:24 a tendency to steal things...
00:16:26 inability to form
00:16:28 or distinguish
00:16:30 and he thinks...
00:16:33 He thinks
00:16:36 Not to put too sharp
00:16:38 but I think he thinks
00:16:40 How do you plan to deal
00:16:42 Fantasy is my business.
00:16:44 It's... It's what
00:16:45 And one of the things
00:16:48 uh... in my own life...
00:16:49 is that it can be
00:16:52 you know, kind
00:16:55 a way to deal with problems
00:16:57 bigger than you're...
00:16:58 you're capable
00:17:01 Uh, so, uh, you know...
00:17:03 the... the... the short answer is,
00:17:07 try to find that balance
00:17:10 and letting him be who he is.
00:17:12 So, um, you know...
00:17:15 um, so, you know,
00:17:17 uh, help him out
00:17:20 and on the other hand,
00:17:24 If this little guy
00:17:25 he's from another planet...
00:17:26 you know, I mean,
00:17:29 This isn't science fiction.
00:17:32 Very often, with our children...
00:17:34 we don't get to have
00:17:36 Yeah.
00:17:39 A single man raising
00:17:41 that are not common,
00:17:43 you're gonna need
00:17:45 You'd need to include us...
00:17:47 - Mm-hmm.
00:17:48 Does anybody have anything?
00:17:49 No.
00:17:53 We're gonna take some time
00:17:54 Thank you, Mr. Gordon.
00:17:56 We'll let you know.
00:17:59 Hello.
00:18:00 Hey, man, what's up?
00:18:03 How's things on the planet?
00:18:05 Go away.
00:18:07 What?
00:18:13 Hello.
00:18:14 Hey.
00:18:15 Liz, I can't talk right now.
00:18:16 But you have call waiting.
00:18:19 But I don't trust it.
00:18:24 Your uncle is nuts.
00:18:40 Hello.
00:18:48 Really?
00:18:58 Yes!
00:19:03 Thanks for comin'
00:19:07 It's pretty.
00:19:09 I thought you'd like it.
00:19:13 I like the holding-down belt.
00:19:16 You can wear
00:19:18 all day long if you like.
00:19:23 Listen, Dennis, Mr. Lefkowitz...
00:19:25 said you can come live
00:19:29 It'll only be temporary
00:19:31 but if you like it,
00:19:39 I eat Lucky Charms.
00:19:43 I am a big believer
00:20:14 Get your suitcase for you.
00:20:16 I got it.
00:20:17 Okay.
00:20:20 Go ahead.
00:20:28 You can cut through here.
00:20:29 Oh, right over here.
00:20:33 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:38 This way, young squire.
00:20:45 Hey, Somewhere!
00:20:47 Hey, Somewhere,
00:20:49 Down, boy. Hey, sorry.
00:20:50 That's just Somewhere.
00:20:51 It's just his way
00:20:57 We don't have those
00:21:01 You're not a dog person, huh?
00:21:08 I'm just waiting
00:21:12 Well, what is he doing now?
00:21:14 He's just...
00:21:17 Should I give him
00:21:20 I'll call you back.
00:21:27 This is kind of an a...
00:21:31 It's a special night light.
00:21:34 But as you can see, it has
00:21:37 and the solar systems...
00:21:38 and, you see, they
00:21:40 It's got mirrors.
00:21:42 And lights on the bottom
00:21:45 That's not right.
00:21:49 Yeah?
00:21:50 Well, what do you mean?
00:21:52 You'll have to
00:21:56 and you'll have to make
00:21:59 You're...
00:22:00 For the...
00:22:02 the ceiling would have to be,
00:22:05 and the earth
00:22:09 Very, very good.
00:22:10 How do you know
00:22:13 It took a very long time
00:22:17 A very, very, very
00:22:23 You can get rid of some of
00:22:27 Or we can keep that old stuff...
00:22:28 till it literally disintegrates
00:22:32 That's a good way to go, too.
00:22:36 That's kinda cool.
00:22:38 I used to be good
00:22:41 It's not a game.
00:22:42 It's not?
00:22:46 Whatever it is, it's cool.
00:22:51 Should I close the door...
00:22:52 or should I just leave it
00:22:55 Leave it open?
00:22:58 Mid-way?
00:23:25 Just think of it
00:23:40 All right, Dennis, I think
00:23:42 But, listen, before we eat,
00:23:45 first rule,
00:23:50 Just kidding on that one.
00:23:52 Uh... the first rule
00:23:54 There really aren't
00:23:57 Just maybe
00:23:59 Oh!
00:24:03 Better put a sticker
00:24:05 Listen, maybe we can,
00:24:08 I don't know,
00:24:10 more than a rule,
00:24:12 um, wear
00:24:14 just for
00:24:18 I mean, this is
00:24:20 Uh, I made you
00:24:21 'cause I love
00:24:23 I think that they're,
00:24:28 I used to eat these a lot
00:24:31 I loved 'em.
00:24:39 I eat Lucky Charms.
00:24:42 Yeah, sure, for breakfast,
00:24:45 or maybe some granola or yogurt,
00:24:48 That sounds great.
00:24:50 So, anyway, bon appétit.
00:24:58 Try that.
00:25:07 I eat Lucky Charms.
00:25:10 Oh, here we go.
00:25:14 Look at that.
00:25:17 All right, let's get more...
00:25:18 because, you know,
00:25:21 We gotta stock up.
00:25:23 Never know if there's
00:25:26 or bubonic plague...
00:25:27 or any other sort of pandemic
00:25:31 and really wreck your day.
00:25:33 Want to make sure
00:25:43 This stuff has...
00:25:45 a shelf life
00:25:50 If anything happened...
00:25:51 the, um, apocalypse,
00:25:55 this stuff is still
00:26:06 We're Lucky Charms guys.
00:26:13 Mary?
00:26:24 Dennis, are you okay?
00:26:26 Watching you.
00:26:29 Oh!
00:26:32 It's a little late for that.
00:26:34 Dennis?
00:26:39 Dennis, what are you doin'?
00:26:41 Come on, let's...
00:26:43 Dennis, please.
00:26:44 Come on now.
00:26:46 Beware!
00:26:50 You almost disintegrated me?
00:26:52 Why would you want to do that?
00:26:56 Hey, it's the, um... ahem.
00:26:58 It's the middle
00:27:00 What are you doin'
00:27:01 And what are you doin' up?
00:27:03 Learning.
00:27:04 Learning? Learning what?
00:27:06 How to be a human
00:27:10 I think you speak
00:27:14 Um...
00:27:21 That's very good.
00:27:22 That's very realistic.
00:27:27 Um, maybe we ought to
00:27:31 over a bowl of Lucky Charms,
00:27:32 Maybe we should go to bed now.
00:27:36 Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
00:27:37 That's a very good expression.
00:28:11 Yeah?
00:28:12 Yes, Mr. Gordon.
00:28:14 - from Children's Services.
00:28:16 This is Mr. Lefkowitz
00:28:18 Oh, hi. Hello, sir.
00:28:20 Well, good.
00:28:21 More to the point, how are you?
00:28:23 Couldn't be better.
00:28:25 Good. How's Dennis?
00:28:26 Is there anything
00:28:30 Mr. Gordon?
00:28:32 Hello, Mr. Gordon.
00:28:33 Uh, yeah. I'm here.
00:28:34 Yeah, hi. I was asking if... if...
00:28:36 Do you have any
00:28:38 that you'd like to talk about?
00:28:39 No, no.
00:28:41 Couldn't be better, sir.
00:29:22 Hmm...
00:29:25 I think it's time to get
00:29:28 Listen, imagination
00:29:31 Dennis has the soul
00:29:34 He could grow up
00:29:35 become a prodigy like...
00:29:37 He could be a little Mozart
00:29:41 Mom, he's being gross.
00:29:43 - Come on.
00:29:47 Remember?
00:29:48 It all ends up
00:29:49 Come on, guys.
00:29:51 I mean, I want to be sensitive,
00:29:56 Hey, that's sensitive?
00:29:58 You should hear blunt.
00:29:59 No, but really.
00:30:00 Listen, my point is that
00:30:04 a go-with-the-flow,
00:30:06 Right now, it looks like
00:30:08 to be Tiny Tim
00:30:11 What, are you
00:30:13 Mozart, by the way, died
00:30:18 Unspecified fever at 35.
00:30:21 Stuff like that.
00:30:23 Sure, we all enjoyed his music,
00:30:26 Give me a chance.
00:30:27 You know, David,
00:30:29 they're all from Mars.
00:30:30 See, this is a smart man.
00:30:31 That's the correct answer, man.
00:30:32 - Smart man. Right.
00:30:34 I know.
00:30:37 Strike two!
00:30:39 Two and two the count...
00:30:40 as Bobby Miller gets
00:30:42 As Bobby Miller gets
00:30:45 Here we go.
00:30:46 Strike three!
00:30:48 That was a nice strike-out, huh?
00:30:50 It's called a strike-out.
00:30:52 It's pretty cool, huh?
00:30:54 You know what's really cool
00:30:56 You know what I love
00:30:57 Baseball is the only sport...
00:30:59 where you can fail 70 percent
00:31:02 It's about trying hard and
00:31:05 Just think about it.
00:31:06 If you get a hit
00:31:07 you're at bat,
00:31:10 If you do
00:31:11 just a little bit
00:31:13 maybe 3.2, 3.3 times...
00:31:17 you're great,
00:31:20 And you're gonna make it
00:31:22 And if you do that
00:31:24 you're a superstar.
00:31:25 Superstars don't exist.
00:31:27 Only supernovas or white dwarfs.
00:31:32 I deserve you.
00:31:34 I really do.
00:31:38 You're out.
00:31:39 This guy doesn't look
00:31:44 But we believe, don't we?
00:31:47 Come on, now!
00:31:49 Strike three!
00:31:51 It's not lookin' pretty.
00:31:52 We're down by seven runs.
00:31:55 We're not hittin' a lick.
00:31:56 Come on, batter.
00:31:57 We need a hit.
00:31:59 Right on the ball!
00:32:01 Yeah!
00:32:02 There you go.
00:32:04 Got a single.
00:32:05 I did it.
00:32:07 You did what?
00:32:09 I made a Martian wish.
00:32:12 You made a...
00:32:13 You made a Martian wish?
00:32:16 Yeah.
00:32:18 Like hits?
00:32:20 Whatever.
00:32:21 You know, sometimes
00:32:24 but they don't always work out.
00:32:26 Well, listen, since
00:32:30 see this guy comin' up
00:32:33 Wish for a home run.
00:32:42 Go! Go! Go!
00:32:44 That ball is gone!
00:32:50 Want him to win?
00:32:55 Unbelievable. What
00:32:57 You're a prognosticator,
00:33:00 and now you're a baseball
00:33:03 ...all the way back to 1973.
00:33:05 Let's hear it
00:33:08 Unbelievable game.
00:33:12 This isn't looking pretty.
00:33:15 Do you know we spend
00:33:16 in a lifetime waiting
00:33:19 I remember when
00:33:21 were timed, you know,
00:33:23 And you could just find this
00:33:25 and float through.
00:33:30 Wow. Did you see that?
00:33:34 Yup. I just gave you
00:33:39 Well, thank you.
00:33:44 Do that again.
00:33:45 Nope.
00:33:47 Why? 'Cause you don't want to
00:33:49 I only have
00:33:53 That's fair.
00:33:56 But if you want,
00:34:02 Who wouldn't want one?
00:34:22 There, I just gave you
00:34:25 Don't waste it.
00:34:28 I absolutely won't. I promise.
00:34:30 I'll use it for something
00:34:35 That was really intense.
00:34:38 You're just a freaky
00:34:45 Ahem.
00:34:47 Hey, Somewhere.
00:34:51 - This is Harlee.
00:34:52 She's... She's our good friend,
00:34:54 She helped design
00:35:01 Nice frame.
00:35:04 I've heard a lot about you.
00:35:07 You want to say hi?
00:35:09 - No?
00:35:11 Don't worry. Don't worry.
00:35:15 Isn't he wild?
00:35:17 He's great,
00:35:20 He has the same social skills,
00:35:25 You know what I think it is?
00:35:27 What?
00:35:29 He's an old soul.
00:35:31 What does that mean?
00:35:34 Seriously.
00:35:36 It just means
00:35:41 You're one relentlessly
00:35:43 Yeah, well, I don't
00:35:46 And that is what
00:35:49 This particular move here
00:35:52 can't be sanitary or safe.
00:35:55 He likes to vacuum.
00:35:56 No, no, no,
00:35:58 There's a difference, see?
00:36:01 That's so Zen.
00:36:03 It is, kind of, isn't it?
00:36:04 Yeah.
00:36:07 See? More sunshine.
00:36:12 Keep your hips towards me,
00:36:15 Just move this foot
00:36:16 No, no, not
00:36:18 Just square yourself
00:36:20 Right like that, right?
00:36:21 And then hand on the bat...
00:36:22 and, remember,
00:36:24 When you hit the ball,
00:36:26 Say it.
00:36:28 Hot coffee!
00:36:29 Say, "Hot coffee!"
00:36:32 All right, forget it.
00:36:33 Seven out of ten times
00:36:35 but you're still a star.
00:36:36 A little better than that...
00:36:37 you'll go to the Big Show
00:36:39 I like this game.
00:36:40 I know. It's good, right?
00:36:41 It's a great game.
00:36:43 So, eye on the ball and swing.
00:36:46 That was a little late.
00:36:48 Watch the ball hit the bat.
00:36:50 Watch. Just have your eyes
00:36:54 What is with your pitching?
00:36:56 - Here we go.
00:36:57 That was a little too early.
00:36:58 - But it was so good.
00:36:59 It was a good form.
00:37:02 Almost, Dennis, that was nice.
00:37:04 All right now,
00:37:10 Want to see you,
00:37:12 You know, get a little attitude.
00:37:13 You know, a little swagger.
00:37:14 Come on, you're a lefty.
00:37:16 You're weird, you're eccentric,
00:37:17 You don't
00:37:19 You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah.
00:37:20 Yeah.
00:37:21 Yeah, that's what
00:37:23 Now hands back,
00:37:26 I'm scared.
00:37:27 That's what I'm talkin' about.
00:37:30 Oh! Oh!
00:37:32 Hot coffee!
00:37:34 Hot coffee.
00:37:35 Oh! Hot coffee!
00:37:38 Yeah, you drove it
00:37:39 That's a fair ball! Run!
00:37:41 Run! Run, Dennis!
00:37:42 Fair ball! Run!
00:37:43 Drop the bat and run. Run.
00:37:45 Run!
00:37:46 - Dennis, run.
00:37:49 - Come on!
00:37:51 Come on now.
00:37:55 Oh, thank you, sweetie.
00:37:59 What was that for?
00:38:01 'Cause they're giving medals
00:38:22 Hello, my name is Jeff.
00:38:27 Hey, buddy.
00:38:29 I'm a friend of your...
00:38:33 um, and I have
00:38:36 You're his agent.
00:38:37 Yes, I am.
00:38:39 Wow, that's, pfft, very good.
00:38:41 I'm impressed.
00:38:43 Where is, um, David?
00:38:45 Is he inside?
00:38:47 Is he inside?
00:38:48 Is he writing?
00:38:50 Okay, buddy, listen, I'm...
00:38:52 - Hey, Jeff!
00:38:54 Good to see you.
00:38:56 Yeah, we've just been
00:38:58 If he gets hungry...
00:38:59 Lucky Charms
00:39:01 Lucky Charms.
00:39:03 Knuckles?
00:39:05 He's not...
00:39:07 Hi. We're gonna go.
00:39:09 See you, buddy.
00:39:12 God, I'm so proud of you, man...
00:39:13 - Yeah.
00:39:15 fantastic.
00:39:16 It's not going very well.
00:39:19 Buddy, you know what?
00:39:21 There is a long
00:39:23 of asking for help
00:39:25 - No!
00:39:26 No, there's no shame in that.
00:39:27 I'm not talking about...
00:39:28 I'm not talking about Dennis.
00:39:29 I'm talking about, you know...
00:39:31 the book's not going
00:39:32 What... What's, um...
00:39:33 What's going on
00:39:34 Does that mean like...
00:39:36 sagging-in-the-middle
00:39:37 - No.
00:39:39 You havin' a hard time
00:39:40 Can I help you? Is
00:39:41 No, no, it's just that
00:39:42 I haven't come to grips with.
00:39:43 But you know the great thing
00:39:45 He is a fountain of ideas.
00:39:48 He is challenging all
00:39:50 every one of them,
00:39:52 I just got to learn
00:39:55 Or a little more rigid.
00:39:56 Yup, it's great.
00:39:58 I'm so excited...
00:40:00 that you're figuring out
00:40:02 but, buddy, I am livin'
00:40:04 on a daily basis...
00:40:05 and the forces of darkness
00:40:08 Tina's coming to town.
00:40:09 Yeah, she's havin' a big
00:40:11 - and she expects you
00:40:12 To ritualistically
00:40:14 the first draft ever written...
00:40:16 of The Revenge of Dracoban
00:40:18 When?
00:40:19 About six weeks from now.
00:40:21 You know, so that's it.
00:40:22 When?
00:40:23 January 28th.
00:40:24 She's doing it January 28th.
00:40:26 What is the significance
00:40:28 I don't know.
00:40:29 She's doing a book signing
00:40:30 The book signing at the...
00:40:31 I got to get a sitter!
00:40:33 Buddy, are you losin' your mind?
00:40:34 No.
00:40:36 Because if you are...
00:40:37 I just need
00:40:38 Don't you think
00:40:39 - after all these years?
00:40:44 You sure you don't want me
00:40:47 Yes.
00:40:48 Yes, come in?
00:40:49 No. Don't come in.
00:40:51 Don't come in.
00:40:53 You need the umbrella?
00:40:55 Yes.
00:40:56 And the weight belt's
00:40:59 - # Just let your feelings roll on by #
00:41:01 Okay. You're gonna have...
00:41:03 - a great first day.
00:41:06 # Or nobody will know #
00:41:07 - # You're here #
00:41:11 - # Lift your head #
00:41:13 # And let your feelings
00:41:15 Just be yourself.
00:41:17 # Don't be shy #
00:41:19 That's all
00:41:20 # Just let your feelings
00:41:23 # On by #
00:41:27 - # You know love #
00:41:30 - # Is better than a song #
00:41:35 # Love is where
00:41:42 # So don't be shy #
00:41:45 # Just let your feelings
00:41:56 Hey, Zack,
00:41:57 Hey, retard.
00:41:58 Yeah, we see you.
00:42:00 You little punks.
00:42:08 Sir, is there a problem?
00:42:10 Uh, no, no, no...
00:42:11 not at...
00:42:14 Yeah, that's a problem.
00:42:15 No, no, no.
00:42:17 This is
00:42:18 This is not
00:42:21 Do you... I'm a new parent.
00:42:24 That... That...
00:42:25 He's my... He's my son...
00:42:26 and it's his first day...
00:42:28 and I was really concerned.
00:42:29 I came to
00:42:31 Oh.
00:42:32 That's my baby
00:42:34 - Driving the, uh...
00:42:36 Which one's yours?
00:42:40 Over off on the side there...
00:42:42 hanging upside down.
00:42:44 - Weirdo.
00:42:47 Good luck to you, sir.
00:42:49 Yeah.
00:42:51 He says he's counteracting
00:42:53 because it impedes
00:42:56 That's what the yogis believe.
00:42:58 Yogis don't have to go
00:43:00 Hey, there's no harm
00:43:02 This I know.
00:43:07 So, he thinks
00:43:10 and you write about Mars,
00:43:12 A little Martian chose you
00:43:16 Come on. He came to earth
00:43:22 Listen, when I was 11 years old,
00:43:24 and from that moment on,
00:43:26 I was the lost
00:43:29 You?
00:43:31 Yeah, but did you go
00:43:34 Yes, I did.
00:43:35 That's a good look for you.
00:43:37 - He's a sweet little boy...
00:43:40 But, uh,
00:43:45 - Really?
00:43:49 The, uh, social worker says...
00:43:50 he has
00:43:51 but, you know, I guess...
00:43:52 it just takes time
00:43:56 He steals
00:44:00 Steals?
00:44:02 We find things in his cubby:
00:44:07 Um, you know, Dennis
00:44:09 and I think
00:44:10 You know, if it were only...
00:44:12 If it were only
00:44:14 but Dennis needs
00:44:17 that we're simply
00:44:20 What do you mean
00:44:23 I'm sorry.
00:44:25 About what?
00:44:27 What are you saying?
00:44:28 You're saying
00:44:37 Well, that's really...
00:44:40 That's really cold.
00:44:46 - Mr. Gordon.
00:44:47 Dennis and I had
00:44:49 Good. How'd that go, pal?
00:44:51 I'm an intelligent being.
00:44:54 I completely agree.
00:44:55 Yeah.
00:44:58 Um, why don't you and I chat?
00:45:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:09 What do I do for Dennis?
00:45:10 I mean, to...
00:45:12 Do what you're doing.
00:45:13 Just, you know,
00:45:16 You know, doctor,
00:45:18 I mean, he's not
00:45:21 and he's not relating
00:45:24 and he just got expelled
00:45:26 and he's
00:45:28 And when he, uh, you know,
00:45:31 and scared like that,
00:45:34 I mean, when he tells me...
00:45:35 he thinks
00:45:39 He probably thinks
00:45:41 because he's very smart...
00:45:43 and he sees that
00:45:45 where things
00:45:51 I could give him a prescription,
00:45:55 I think that seeing how
00:45:59 keeps his feet on the ground...
00:46:01 would be far more therapeutic
00:46:04 Mr. Gordon,
00:46:07 like they're the blind
00:46:10 Sure.
00:46:12 Listen, pal, I got to talk
00:46:14 Um, after Christmas break,
00:46:20 And I want to see
00:46:22 because that can be kinda scary,
00:46:26 and, you know, your teacher
00:46:28 and... and... and so do I.
00:46:30 And, um...
00:46:33 Uh...
00:46:35 It's good
00:46:38 Anyway, how do you feel
00:46:40 You okay
00:46:42 Take a fresh run
00:46:48 Would you be up for that?
00:46:52 Hmm?
00:46:55 What are you looking at?
00:46:57 That's where they found me...
00:46:59 on the grass
00:47:02 It was raining.
00:47:07 You know what's weird
00:47:09 I would think
00:47:11 I couldn't, so how could you?
00:47:14 They'll come back
00:47:17 Like, like summer camp?
00:47:19 You don't believe me.
00:47:21 So Martians
00:47:25 Martians can do lots
00:47:28 Besides changing traffic lights,
00:47:31 We can taste color.
00:47:34 Okay.
00:47:35 You can taste color.
00:47:37 Prove it to me.
00:47:39 Off with the glasses,
00:47:46 They said this would happen.
00:47:48 Open up.
00:47:50 Open... Don't... You were lookin'.
00:47:53 You were totally lookin'.
00:47:55 Right, open up. Here we go.
00:47:58 What color is it?
00:48:06 Red.
00:48:07 All right,
00:48:08 because we had obvious
00:48:13 Open up.
00:48:21 Green.
00:48:22 Very good.
00:48:27 Open up.
00:48:34 Yellow.
00:48:35 Yes, it was.
00:48:41 This one?
00:48:46 Well?
00:48:47 I can't taste it.
00:48:50 It's blue.
00:48:51 I know.
00:49:01 A little too bright?
00:49:04 Shade it back up.
00:49:12 Come, Flomar.
00:49:14 Did you just call Somewhere
00:49:16 It's Martian
00:49:20 He picked it.
00:49:22 Oh.
00:49:28 All right.
00:49:30 You want to get
00:49:31 - No.
00:49:32 - No, thank you.
00:49:34 Where do you...
00:49:36 Hey, it doesn't matter.
00:49:38 Be laissez-faire
00:49:40 Okay, does he have turkey...
00:49:41 or should I get
00:49:43 I don't know.
00:49:47 Okay.
00:49:50 Hey. Hey, Dennis.
00:49:53 Do you want to have
00:49:55 I can't eat anything
00:50:00 - Hmm.
00:50:03 That'll be great.
00:50:05 Okay, buddy?
00:50:09 You ever notice how far apart
00:50:15 No.
00:50:16 Or that his ears are
00:50:18 Little bit.
00:50:19 David?
00:50:24 All this time
00:50:25 that I was no good
00:50:26 Uh-huh.
00:50:27 And that, you know,
00:50:29 as a metaphor angle.
00:50:30 But then I was
00:50:31 what if that's not it?
00:50:33 What if he actually
00:50:36 with some special...
00:50:37 You know,
00:50:40 - David, you're hysterical.
00:50:42 See, everybody says,
00:50:44 But I say,
00:50:46 Hysterical is the new calm.
00:50:48 My wife dies, boom...
00:50:50 I go out and I adopt
00:50:52 Should I just chill,
00:50:54 You tell me.
00:50:56 I think hysteria
00:50:58 It's a clothing line
00:50:59 I could stop writing...
00:51:00 not that I'm writing anyway.
00:51:01 David, I'm...
00:51:05 Why?
00:51:06 Because I think
00:51:08 is you guys
00:51:11 You think I don't know that?
00:51:14 I know that.
00:51:19 You know, you're still
00:51:22 I mean...
00:51:24 You can return him like
00:51:27 Is that what you mean?
00:51:30 L... I guess what I'm trying
00:51:34 I know you see
00:51:37 but, David, I was there.
00:51:39 You were weird,
00:51:42 but this kid
00:51:44 You know, what is
00:51:46 is that you're right.
00:51:48 You're always right...
00:51:50 and you remember
00:51:52 and you never let
00:51:54 I'm gonna just go out
00:51:58 Hey, come on, Dennis.
00:51:59 Let's get out of here.
00:52:01 Gee, this was fun, huh?
00:52:04 A little later...
00:52:05 - David?
00:52:06 - David? David, don't.
00:52:09 - Come on, it's Christmas.
00:52:11 - Of course, it is.
00:52:12 Where... Where you going?
00:52:16 David?
00:52:18 Come on.
00:52:19 Hey.
00:52:20 Come on. I'm sorry.
00:52:23 Well, "trial period,"
00:52:24 - Okay.
00:52:26 'Cause you said that.
00:52:27 - I know.
00:52:28 I, I, I...
00:52:29 Everything's okay.
00:52:30 - I was just trying...
00:52:32 I'm just tired.
00:52:33 But it's Christmas, David.
00:52:36 - No. We'll come over tomorrow.
00:52:38 We'll come over tomorrow, okay?
00:54:25 Dennis!
00:54:28 Was I bad?
00:54:30 No, you weren't bad...
00:54:31 and you got to stop
00:54:33 I don't want you
00:54:34 And Daddy's...
00:54:37 I'm in here working.
00:54:39 We got to put this camera away
00:54:42 But I haven't finished
00:54:44 Well, you have for today.
00:54:46 But I haven't
00:54:49 Give me my camera back!
00:54:51 I need it!
00:54:52 Hey, you got to calm down.
00:54:55 I have to go to work,
00:54:58 You're gonna send me away,
00:55:03 Dennis,
00:55:06 Because you're mad at me
00:55:12 Dennis, I don't care
00:55:15 This is stuff.
00:55:17 There's nothing you can do...
00:55:19 that would ever change
00:55:21 Do you understand?
00:55:24 Not gonna ever send you away.
00:55:28 Look, this is just stuff.
00:55:46 Come on, break it
00:55:49 One more.
00:55:51 Let it go, buddy.
00:55:53 Here's two. Oh, just one.
00:55:55 Nice one! Over the head...
00:55:57 over the head, big time.
00:55:58 Like the Greeks.
00:56:01 That feels so good.
00:56:03 No, not that plate!
00:56:04 I got an idea,
00:56:06 We'll still have fun.
00:56:12 I'm sorry.
00:56:15 I'm just trying to have...
00:56:16 I was just trying
00:56:19 What's that laugh?
00:56:20 Oh, oh, oh!
00:56:29 Oh, my, oh!
00:56:30 I will wail on you!
00:56:32 This is war!
00:56:33 - This is war!
00:56:36 Whoa!
00:56:41 Uh-Oh.
00:56:45 Uh, just stay here.
00:56:54 Pss pss...
00:57:00 Hey, Mr. Lefkowitz,
00:57:02 Uh, what a surprise.
00:57:05 Thank you. You, too.
00:57:07 Uh, we were just,
00:57:11 just having some fun.
00:57:13 Sort of a, uh...
00:57:14 It's a breakthrough,
00:57:17 Nice to see you.
00:57:18 Very, uh, vigilant of you
00:57:22 I heard there was
00:57:24 Just a little trouble.
00:57:27 Nothing we can't handle.
00:57:29 Right?
00:57:30 Would you mind very much...
00:57:31 if Dennis and I
00:57:33 Maybe he could
00:57:34 We could chat for a bit.
00:57:39 No, I wouldn't mind.
00:57:41 Would that be okay, Dennis?
00:57:46 I think it's okay with Dennis.
00:57:47 Good.
00:57:49 Where's your room, Dennis?
00:57:50 It's downstairs.
00:57:51 He'll show you.
00:57:53 Thank you.
00:57:57 Following you.
00:58:01 Everything is...
00:58:09 Everything all right?
00:58:11 Hey, you knew
00:58:13 Uh, we're just
00:58:17 Yeah, yeah, sure,
00:58:19 Have you seen this?
00:58:21 Yeah, yeah,
00:58:23 This is a science project
00:58:26 Kind of
00:58:27 and decay kind of a thing.
00:58:28 We take all the stuff
00:58:30 and we put it
00:58:31 We take photos of it,
00:58:33 then we come back to it.
00:58:34 Uh, Dennis and I...
00:58:37 He'd study how it's...
00:58:40 See, we're doin'
00:58:41 Car keys.
00:58:42 - Sure.
00:58:43 - Yours?
00:58:45 Passport, yours?
00:58:47 I knew about that, too.
00:58:48 It's amazing how much
00:58:50 Everything's good.
00:58:51 Everything's great.
00:58:52 We just try
00:58:54 how they have transformed
00:58:55 - Lf...
00:58:57 We could just talk in private.
00:58:58 Yeah.
00:58:59 Good. Excuse us
00:59:02 Outside.
00:59:03 Please.
00:59:05 I'm just a little bit
00:59:08 You seem to suffer
00:59:10 many adopting parents
00:59:13 Shock?
00:59:14 You're so eager
00:59:16 you forget to be a parent.
00:59:18 And Dennis needs
00:59:19 He needs a strong role model.
00:59:21 He needs someone
00:59:24 He's been stealing again.
00:59:26 He's been
00:59:27 I think "expelled"
00:59:29 I think there was
00:59:31 that it wasn't
00:59:32 Yeah, a consensus includes me.
00:59:34 The principal
00:59:36 L... I should have called,
00:59:40 I'm gonna move your case up
00:59:43 You'll be notified by mail.
00:59:45 I'll let myself out.
00:59:51 Mr. Lefkowitz, I do know...
00:59:53 that there's no one
00:59:55 that loves Dennis
00:59:58 I know that.
01:00:09 These pictures are mine.
01:00:14 And they're
01:00:17 And I need to understand
01:00:20 Will you tell me?
01:00:21 Please, I need you to tell me.
01:00:24 Because you love her so much.
01:00:30 Hmm.
01:00:36 Ahem, that's really true...
01:00:38 but that doesn't change
01:00:44 Not even a little.
01:00:52 You know,
01:00:54 that it's such a good idea
01:00:56 so we gotta make him happy.
01:01:00 So when you're here at home,
01:01:05 But when you're out there...
01:01:06 with the rest
01:01:08 you know,
01:01:12 But what we will never do
01:01:18 ever, ever, ever,
01:01:24 Winston Churchill said that,
01:01:28 There's one other thing.
01:01:29 It's really serious.
01:01:31 Will you please teach me...
01:01:34 how to do that
01:01:39 How you do it?
01:01:43 You'll get it.
01:01:56 We have to do this.
01:01:57 I can't. You do it.
01:01:58 I think it should be
01:02:02 Okay.
01:02:05 It looks hot on you.
01:02:09 He'll look devastating.
01:02:10 He will. He will.
01:02:11 - That's fine.
01:02:14 What age do they start
01:02:16 if you wear the wrong clothes?
01:02:17 - I don't know.
01:02:18 if you're not cool.
01:02:19 - Fifth grade?
01:02:20 That's when I started wearing...
01:02:22 my rainbow-colored
01:02:25 Pretty much solidified
01:02:27 who sat in the back of class...
01:02:28 drawing Smurfs
01:02:33 But...
01:02:36 But what?
01:02:38 Maybe it's
01:02:40 I mean, maybe the ones
01:02:41 they're missing
01:02:43 Ah.
01:02:44 Don't you think all the truly
01:02:47 in the world probably had
01:02:50 You sold me.
01:02:51 in the rainbow-colored
01:02:52 - Please don't.
01:02:54 I'm not that fascinating.
01:02:58 Uh, thing about it is...
01:03:00 I just worry about him
01:03:02 It's the curse
01:03:05 I think Dennis is happier
01:03:08 Yeah.
01:03:12 I think you are, too.
01:03:23 I should go.
01:03:25 It's late, and I'm tired.
01:03:26 Do you want me
01:03:27 for the ride home
01:03:29 or you could just stay here.
01:03:32 In the guest bedroom.
01:03:34 You don't have a guest bedroom.
01:03:36 That's right.
01:03:37 I didn't... Believe me, that...
01:03:38 That's not what I meant.
01:03:39 That was the furthest...
01:03:40 furthest thing from my mind.
01:03:43 Oh, really? The furthest?
01:03:44 Well, not the furthest thing
01:03:46 There's just things that
01:03:48 like smallpox or, you know.
01:03:51 It's really...
01:03:53 I gotta go.
01:03:54 I gotta go feed the goldfish.
01:03:56 The goldfish?
01:03:57 I'm taking care
01:04:00 Your neighbor's.
01:04:01 - Yes.
01:04:05 Uh, uh...
01:04:06 They need to get fed.
01:04:08 Goldfish, huh?
01:04:19 - Good night.
01:04:22 Uh... oh.
01:04:24 You okay?
01:04:25 Uh, yeah. Are you okay?
01:04:27 I don't know.
01:04:28 You are. You look okay.
01:04:30 - So do you.
01:04:31 You look great.
01:04:32 - What?
01:04:33 Oh, you, too.
01:04:48 You look great.
01:04:50 Great.
01:04:52 It's a cloudy day.
01:04:54 I know.
01:04:55 That's why you don't need
01:04:58 I do have a little bit
01:05:00 We're gonna have to do
01:05:03 But I'll float away.
01:05:06 I don't know much,
01:05:08 You will not float away.
01:05:11 Promise?
01:05:12 Guarantee it.
01:05:15 But you know... Come on.
01:05:16 You know,
01:05:17 I don't know
01:05:19 but when I was a kid,
01:05:22 like I was
01:05:24 Why did you do that?
01:05:25 Well, I was going
01:05:27 and I was nervous...
01:05:28 and I wanted people
01:05:29 and, you know, I was afraid
01:05:34 Did you wear a hat?
01:05:37 Um, yeah.
01:05:39 Yeah, sometimes I did...
01:05:40 'cause it was Chicago,
01:05:41 so sometimes I wore a hat.
01:05:44 You shouldn't
01:05:49 There it is.
01:05:50 Well, anyway, after a while...
01:05:52 I learned to be a little bit
01:05:56 and to fit in a little bit.
01:05:57 And you know what?
01:06:00 It really wasn't so bad.
01:06:02 Is it good to be
01:06:06 That's a really good question.
01:06:09 Um, which is usually
01:06:12 when they don't
01:06:15 I think what's important
01:06:18 is that you need
01:06:21 About human beingness.
01:06:22 Exactly right.
01:06:24 Instead of, you know...
01:06:26 Human Martianness.
01:06:27 Which you already know
01:06:31 - You're welcome.
01:06:32 Mr. Gordon, hi.
01:06:34 Nice to see you.
01:06:37 - Hello, Dennis.
01:06:38 Don't worry.
01:06:43 Hey, listen, pal.
01:06:46 If you feel like you're nervous
01:06:48 I'm gonna be right out there...
01:06:50 and you can come get me
01:06:55 What if I don't feel good
01:06:58 Well, you can come get me.
01:06:59 I'll be there all day.
01:07:02 - All day?
01:07:04 All day.
01:07:05 Okay. Your daddy
01:07:08 Okay?
01:07:13 Okay, here you go, pal.
01:07:16 We're a little nervous...
01:07:17 'cause we don't have
01:07:20 We're havin' gravity issues.
01:07:21 Okay, pal.
01:08:11 "And the radios crackled
01:08:13 "as the fighter lords
01:08:15 "and turned to their soldiers
01:08:18 "Fall where you stand.
01:08:20 "Fall where you stand. "
01:08:28 And that is enough
01:08:31 Good night, sweet prince.
01:08:43 # Shinin' like a work of art #
01:08:50 # Hangin' on a wall of stars #
01:08:57 # Are you
01:09:09 # You're my satellite #
01:09:16 # You're riding
01:09:23 # Passenger side,
01:09:26 # Always the first star
01:09:31 # You're my satellite #
01:09:49 # You're my satellite #
01:09:56 # You're my satellite #
01:10:05 Nice talk.
01:10:15 David!
01:10:18 Yeah!
01:10:22 I'm coming!
01:10:28 Dennis, you okay, pal?
01:10:29 What's wrong? What's wrong?
01:10:31 Flomar.
01:10:36 Somewhere?
01:10:42 Ohh.
01:10:43 What's wrong with him?
01:10:47 Oh, Somewhere.
01:10:49 What happened?
01:10:51 Is he okay?
01:10:55 No, no.
01:10:56 He died.
01:10:59 Died?
01:11:10 Damn it.
01:11:55 Hey, let's go for a ride.
01:11:56 Let's go for a ride.
01:11:57 Let's get out of here.
01:11:58 We'll go look at the stars.
01:11:59 Come on, pal.
01:12:02 When I was
01:12:03 I used to think
01:12:05 they would go up there
01:12:06 and you can't
01:12:08 but you can talk to 'em,
01:12:12 Is that why
01:12:14 because you won't see
01:12:19 When you love somebody...
01:12:20 it's really hard when
01:12:28 Do you talk to Mary?
01:12:32 In a way I do, yeah,
01:12:39 That's probably
01:12:46 I can see Mars.
01:12:48 Get out. Where?
01:12:51 Oh, that's a good eye.
01:12:58 What do you think
01:13:01 That my mission is almost over.
01:13:04 I'll be going back soon...
01:13:06 and then everything
01:13:10 Dennis, can I just say
01:13:12 which may be strange...
01:13:13 coming from
01:13:14 but, right now,
01:13:16 put together
01:13:18 sitting on this round rock
01:13:23 held down by this force, that so
01:13:27 all the while spinning
01:13:28 at 67,000 miles an hour...
01:13:29 and whizzing
01:13:31 at 600,000 miles an hour...
01:13:33 in a universe that very well
01:13:36 at the speed of light.
01:13:39 And amidst all
01:13:41 fully cognizant
01:13:43 which is a very pretty way
01:13:44 we all know
01:13:48 we reach out to one another.
01:13:52 Sometimes
01:13:54 sometimes for reasons...
01:13:56 you're not old enough
01:13:58 but a lot of the time...
01:13:59 we just reach out and
01:14:05 Isn't that strange?
01:14:08 Isn't that weird?
01:14:12 Isn't that weird enough?
01:14:16 What the heck do you need
01:14:35 So, look, we're
01:14:38 and we're gonna tell 'em about
01:14:40 we like to do,
01:14:44 it'll be over
01:14:46 and everything will be fine.
01:14:49 Okay, deal?
01:14:52 'Cause if I'm myself...
01:14:55 they won't let me
01:15:00 No. No, no.
01:15:02 Hey.
01:15:13 Whatever you say,
01:15:20 I love you very, very much.
01:15:25 Ah, you got
01:15:32 Be yourself.
01:15:35 - Come on.
01:15:38 - Hi, Sophe.
01:15:39 Okay, come with me, huh?
01:15:41 It's gonna be okay.
01:15:43 Let me go get
01:15:45 It's all all right.
01:15:55 So, Dennis, how you
01:16:01 Okay.
01:16:03 Is there something
01:16:07 No.
01:16:10 You don't seem
01:16:16 I'm stellar.
01:16:24 So, um, all this moving
01:16:27 how... how's... how's that
01:16:30 Mm, there's been
01:16:32 but the important thing...
01:16:34 is to, um, you have
01:16:38 and you should
01:16:43 ever, ever give up.
01:16:47 Never ever, ever, ever.
01:16:52 Winston Churchill said that...
01:16:54 I think.
01:16:56 Winston Churchill,
01:17:00 Hey, Dennis,
01:17:03 you... you said that you were
01:17:05 Mars.
01:17:06 Mars, right.
01:17:08 Zepper nicki whawok.
01:17:10 Trans fobo medio.
01:17:19 Sometimes
01:17:21 and sometimes it isn't.
01:17:24 So you...
01:17:27 Uh-huh.
01:17:30 And then
01:17:33 and I realized we were
01:17:37 at 67,000 miles an hour...
01:17:44 held in place by gravity.
01:17:46 So what the heck do I need
01:17:51 I think it was
01:17:55 And then I started to learn
01:18:02 Dennis, did, um...
01:18:03 Did Mr. Gordon coach you
01:18:08 He only coached me on one thing.
01:18:11 What's that?
01:18:14 If you hit three out of ten,
01:18:18 If you get even
01:18:22 a little better than that,
01:18:28 You get a cup of coffee.
01:18:32 Hot coffee.
01:18:40 Well, how'd it... How'd it go?
01:18:42 I told them about baseball.
01:18:45 You did?
01:18:46 Then I told them
01:18:48 You didn't? Did you really?
01:18:49 - Mr. Gordon.
01:18:51 Congratulations.
01:18:55 Thank you.
01:18:56 I love you.
01:19:05 Aah!
01:19:08 - Aah!
01:19:09 # In the sky #
01:19:12 - Aah!
01:19:13 # In sight #
01:19:14 - Aah!
01:19:16 # Everybody's in a play #
01:19:18 - Aah!
01:19:20 # It's a beautiful new day #
01:19:23 - Ooh!
01:19:24 # Runnin' down the avenue #
01:19:28 # See how the sun shines
01:19:32 # On the streets
01:19:35 # Mr. Blue Sky
01:19:39 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:19:42 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:19:43 # Please tell us why #
01:19:45 # You had to hide away
01:19:48 # So long #
01:19:49 # Where did we go wrong? #
01:19:53 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:19:54 # Please tell us why #
01:19:55 # You had to hide away
01:19:59 # So long #
01:20:00 # Where did we go wrong? #
01:20:04 # Hey, you with pretty face #
01:20:06 # Welcome to the human race #
01:20:09 # A celebration #
01:20:11 # Mr. Blue Sky's
01:20:13 # And today is the day
01:20:18 # Ah, ah, ah #
01:20:19 We are
01:20:20 for extra solar planets here
01:20:24 And, well, as many of you know,
01:20:26 is, uh, the prime focus
01:20:29 And, well, who better
01:20:31 than David Gordon, whose
01:20:34 has brought this exciting search
01:20:38 David.
01:20:39 Thank you.
01:20:41 Um, let's see.
01:20:45 Uh, thank you.
01:20:47 I was fascinated
01:20:49 because it was a system...
01:20:52 that could closely mirror
01:20:54 and might produce
01:20:56 No planet has been...
01:20:58 the subject of more romantic
01:21:01 At one point,
01:21:03 that Mars was inhabited
01:21:07 that had dug an intricate
01:21:10 and the annual darkening
01:21:12 was interpreted as the growing
01:21:15 But the flyby missions
01:21:19 showed that
01:21:21 was nothing but an enormous
01:21:24 and the famous darkening
01:21:27 Soil samples taken
01:21:31 showed a complete absence
01:21:33 from the planet's surface.
01:21:34 In other words,
01:21:40 No planet
01:21:42 of more romantic
01:21:45 At one point,
01:21:47 that Mars was inhabited
01:21:51 that had dug an intricate system
01:21:54 and the annual darkening
01:21:56 was interpreted as the growing
01:21:59 But the flyby missions...
01:22:00 This is not how I remember it.
01:22:03 ...showed that the irrigation system...
01:22:05 Was nothing but an enormous
01:22:08 and the famous darkening
01:22:11 Soil samples taken by...
01:22:13 I think
01:22:22 Are you angry with me?
01:22:23 No, I'm not angry with you,
01:22:26 that you weren't...
01:22:28 gonna be from Mars.
01:22:30 I can't even say
01:22:33 I thought I was pretending
01:22:36 No. Come on, pal.
01:22:40 You don't believe
01:22:41 - do you?
01:22:42 I think that sometimes
01:22:45 Stop!
01:22:47 No, no. You stop, Dennis.
01:22:48 - I mean, it's...
01:22:56 I'm so sorry, officer.
01:22:58 I was having a conversation
01:23:00 and I didn't...
01:23:01 I'm really sorry.
01:23:03 Driver's license, please.
01:23:04 I usually have it right here.
01:23:06 Um...
01:23:09 Dennis, did you take
01:23:13 Freena wobbly meetya.
01:23:17 Dennis, I'm asking you
01:23:18 I need you to answer me.
01:23:19 Did you take
01:23:21 This is serious, okay?
01:23:23 Freena wobbly meetya.
01:23:24 Dennis! Answer the question!
01:23:27 Freena wobbly meetya.
01:23:29 Dennis, you took my license!
01:23:31 No, I didn't!
01:23:33 Dennis!
01:23:36 I didn't steal it!
01:23:46 What did you do
01:23:48 I didn't steal 'em.
01:23:50 Oh, come on, man!
01:23:51 That's not fair!
01:23:53 We talked about all this!
01:23:54 Stop. Those are mine.
01:23:56 It's not your stuff, Dennis!
01:23:57 It's my stuff!
01:23:59 Stop.
01:24:00 Dennis, adults
01:24:04 just like little boys.
01:24:06 This is my stuff.
01:24:09 Stop.
01:24:10 No!
01:24:12 Stop!
01:24:20 Go ahead.
01:24:23 Why don't you?
01:24:28 Trans fobo medio.
01:24:51 - Dennis, Dennis.
01:24:52 - Dennis, Dennis, stop.
01:24:55 You're not a Martian.
01:25:04 And maybe I can't help you.
01:25:05 Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
01:25:11 Stay here and just...
01:25:31 Look, it's just
01:25:32 I'm gonna show my face
01:25:33 - Yeah.
01:25:35 - Then get back on the road.
01:25:36 Take your time.
01:25:37 Do what you gotta do,
01:25:39 Don't worry about us.
01:25:40 Okay.
01:25:41 It'll be great.
01:25:42 Thanks for watching him.
01:25:44 Oh. It's...
01:25:46 You're my brother.
01:25:48 He's my nephew.
01:25:56 Dennis?
01:25:57 Hey, wow. That is cool.
01:26:00 Listen, I'm gonna finish
01:26:03 and call Nicholas and Jonas
01:26:05 and I thought
01:26:07 and hang out, okay?
01:26:09 All right, big guy?
01:26:11 I'll be back.
01:26:16 Congratulations.
01:26:17 Who is this handsome fellow?
01:26:19 I look like Chairman Mao.
01:26:20 That's right. You brought
01:26:22 - Oh, that's hideous.
01:26:24 Louie, right here, snappy snap.
01:26:29 Welcome to the big time,
01:26:32 Tina. So excited.
01:26:35 - I was wondering about you.
01:26:36 Ah, you wouldn't be the first.
01:26:39 Everybody,
01:26:42 and he is brilliant.
01:26:49 And I see he's brought
01:26:51 This is the first draft
01:26:54 And let me tell you,
01:26:58 - Ah, David.
01:26:59 I'd like to introduce you
01:27:01 He's the head of our marketing.
01:27:03 Nice to meet you.
01:27:04 He's absolutely brilliant.
01:27:05 - Yeah?
01:27:07 Tina likes to surround herself
01:27:09 I can see that.
01:27:11 Well, shall we just give
01:27:14 to my assistant
01:27:16 Linus.
01:27:17 Tina, actually,
01:27:19 in private for a moment?
01:27:20 There's just... I have something
01:27:24 Uh, listen, this might be
01:27:27 That's my least favorite word.
01:27:29 I'm sure.
01:27:30 Uh, well, could you
01:27:31 I just want to talk to you
01:27:34 different situation here
01:27:36 - Martian Child?
01:27:37 What's this?
01:27:38 Is that the alternate, uh...
01:27:39 alternate title idea, buddy?
01:27:40 I thought we agreed
01:27:43 Yes. Yes, we did.
01:27:44 Um...
01:27:46 but I must say it's more
01:27:49 So this is the, um,
01:27:52 Shut up.
01:27:53 An idea that...
01:27:54 I tried to write Dracoban.
01:27:55 I really, really, really did.
01:27:58 Well, what's the problem?
01:27:59 I adopted a boy.
01:28:00 Adopted this very fantastic,
01:28:06 and he is very much alive...
01:28:07 and those characters were dead,
01:28:09 - No, we have a contract.
01:28:11 We paid you
01:28:13 I know, I know,
01:28:15 And I'II, um, ahem...
01:28:16 I'll write the other one,
01:28:19 It's unacceptable.
01:28:20 I'll refinance my house
01:28:21 I don't care.
01:28:22 I don't want the money.
01:28:24 I want
01:28:26 That's what I paid for.
01:28:28 Leonard created
01:28:30 marketing campaign
01:28:32 and Dracoban is the cornerstone
01:28:37 I can't do anything
01:28:39 Do you comprehend
01:28:44 You get that, don't you, buddy?
01:28:45 Do you understand that?
01:28:47 Why can't you just be
01:29:06 Mmm...
01:29:08 I got it.
01:29:10 Beware. Beware. Beware.
01:29:14 What time is it?
01:29:17 I'm gonna write the other thing.
01:29:18 I'm gonna make
01:29:20 You're gonna get a whole series,
01:29:23 but just read that
01:29:24 It's really good.
01:29:25 And I have to go,
01:29:27 and I'm sorry.
01:29:39 Hey, Dennis!
01:29:41 What do you say, um...
01:29:43 to some hot chocolate
01:29:48 Does that sound kinda good?
01:29:52 Or... Tang?
01:29:55 Do you know what Tang is?
01:29:57 It's... It's something
01:30:01 Might like that.
01:30:19 Liz!
01:30:25 Liz!
01:30:28 - We just...
01:30:30 We just can't find him.
01:30:31 You can't find him?
01:30:32 He was fine.
01:30:33 He was in his room,
01:30:35 - some hot chocolate.
01:30:36 It's okay. It's okay.
01:30:38 Then we
01:30:39 - just to make sure.
01:30:40 Where's the last place
01:30:50 He's nowhere in the house.
01:30:52 Are you sure?
01:31:08 It's so beautiful.
01:31:10 Maybe he is a little Mozart.
01:31:18 What does it mean?
01:31:23 Means goodbye.
01:31:25 Hey, Harlee, just stay there.
01:31:28 Did you find him?
01:31:29 No, no, but I know where to go.
01:31:31 - Yes.
01:31:32 I can get the police
01:31:35 No. Don't worry about it.
01:31:36 - Okay.
01:31:37 All right. Call me.
01:31:38 Put your seat belts on!
01:31:47 - You go that way, and I'Il...
01:31:53 Talk to him.
01:31:57 Dennis, stay where you are!
01:31:59 David's coming to get you...
01:32:01 so just don't move, okay?
01:32:33 Don't... Really,
01:32:34 You gotta just try
01:32:43 Dennis.
01:32:49 Dennis?
01:32:51 Dennis. Dennis, stop movin'.
01:32:52 Here I come.
01:32:54 Dennis, I'm comin' to get you.
01:32:55 Just... Just... Just stay still.
01:32:58 Dennis, stop movin'.
01:33:00 They're here.
01:33:05 Dennis, hold on, pal!
01:33:08 Why are you here?
01:33:11 You can't come with me.
01:33:14 Okay.
01:33:15 Shh.
01:33:19 Give me your hand.
01:33:20 No. I have to go back now.
01:33:26 My mission is over.
01:33:29 Dennis, stop.
01:33:30 Please stop moving.
01:33:34 They're here.
01:33:37 It's a helicopter, Dennis.
01:33:38 We've all been lookin' for you.
01:33:39 It's not a helicopter.
01:33:45 Okay.
01:33:47 I'm gonna take you home.
01:33:48 I am going home.
01:33:50 I don't belong here.
01:33:52 Okay.
01:34:00 Put the suitcase down...
01:34:02 and hold onto the edges
01:34:05 and I'll wait with you
01:34:19 I'm sorry, David.
01:34:22 What are you sorry about?
01:34:24 I'm sorry
01:34:27 but I'll tell them
01:34:33 and Lucky Charms...
01:34:37 and Flomar.
01:34:40 Yeah. You can tell 'em
01:34:44 and how much fun we had.
01:34:49 Dennis, look at me.
01:34:51 Tell 'em about
01:34:52 and, you know,
01:34:55 You can tell 'em
01:34:59 you know, to fit in,
01:35:02 Human beings
01:35:06 huh?
01:35:11 I promise I'll tell 'em
01:35:15 Thanks.
01:35:18 You're a great human, Dennis.
01:35:20 That's the funny part...
01:35:21 and I just wanted you to feel
01:35:24 'cause that's what I think...
01:35:25 you really want
01:35:26 I think you want
01:35:32 I wish we could have
01:35:35 I want to prove to you...
01:35:36 that not all parents
01:35:45 Why do they go sometimes?
01:35:50 I don't know. That's a...
01:35:57 I don't know.
01:35:58 That's a mystery.
01:36:00 Sometimes it's their fault,
01:36:02 It's a... It's a mystery.
01:36:18 Why? Why?
01:36:22 Why do you think they left me?
01:36:42 Because...
01:36:47 Because they were stupid!
01:36:48 Whoever let you go...
01:36:50 those were the stupidest beings
01:36:52 I mean, they were so dumb...
01:36:54 they couldn't even see
01:36:57 How could they not see
01:36:59 how big your heart is?
01:37:03 I'm not even that smart,
01:37:05 It's so obvious.
01:37:07 I mean, you're the easiest kid
01:37:09 Well, to me, you are.
01:37:13 You know what I think?
01:37:17 I think you love me, too.
01:37:20 Like you're
01:37:23 Think it's just waiting
01:37:29 Dennis, you're my son.
01:37:31 You're my home, forever.
01:37:35 And I will
01:37:38 ever, ever...
01:37:41 ever, ever, ever...
01:37:45 leave you.
01:37:52 Okay.
01:37:54 I got you.
01:37:56 I got you.
01:37:59 I got you.
01:38:06 Hey, Dennis,
01:38:13 Oh, my God.
01:38:15 It's okay.
01:38:19 "Sometimes we forget...
01:38:20 "that children have
01:38:22 "They are a little like aliens
01:38:25 "as bundles of energy
01:38:27 "here on some kind
01:38:29 "and they're
01:38:31 "what it means to be human. "
01:38:33 "For some reason, Dennis and I
01:38:36 "and found each other...
01:38:37 "we'll never
01:38:40 "and discovered that
01:38:43 "and he can love a creature...
01:38:45 "and that's weird enough
01:38:58 Two, three. Hold on!
01:39:00 Come on, one more,
01:39:03 One, two, three.
01:39:05 Was that good?
01:39:06 - Come on.
01:39:08 Okay, guys.
01:39:09 - # Sun is shinin' in the sky #
01:39:12 # There ain't a cloud in sight #
01:39:14 - Aw!
01:39:16 # Everybody's in a play #
01:39:19 # And don't you know,
01:39:23 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:39:25 # Runnin' down the avenue #
01:39:28 # See how the sun shines
01:39:33 # On the streets
01:39:36 # Mr. Blue Sky
01:39:40 # Hey, hey, hey #
01:39:42 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:39:43 # Please tell us why #
01:39:45 # You had to hide away
01:39:48 # So long #
01:39:50 # Where did we go wrong? #
01:39:53 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:39:54 # Please tell us why #
01:39:56 # You had to hide away
01:39:59 # So long #
01:40:00 # Where did we go wrong? #
01:40:23 # Hey, you
01:40:25 # Welcome to the human race #
01:40:28 # A celebration #
01:40:30 # Mr. Blue Sky's
01:40:33 # And today is the day
01:40:37 # Ah, ah, ah #
01:40:39 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:40:41 # Please tell us why #
01:40:42 # You had to hide away
01:40:45 # So long #
01:40:46 # Where did we go wrong?
01:40:50 # Hey, there, Mr. Blue #
01:40:52 # We're so pleased
01:40:55 # Look around,
01:40:57 # Everybody smiles at you #
01:41:00 # Hey, there, Mr. Blue #
01:41:03 # We're so pleased
01:41:05 # Look around,
01:41:08 # Everybody smiles at you #
01:41:14 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:41:18 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:41:23 # Mr. Blue Sky #
01:41:30 # Mr. Blue, you did it right #
01:41:33 # But soon comes Mr. Night #
01:41:36 # Creepin' over #
01:41:37 # Now his hand
01:41:40 # Never mind,
01:41:44 # I'll remember you this... #