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00:00:42 "Edge City"
00:00:48 Another one coming down.
00:00:50 Hang on.
00:01:38 THE MASK
00:01:53 I got those...
00:01:56 concert tickets you wanted.
00:01:57 You're kidding!
00:01:58 For Friday night?
00:02:00 Stanley, this is great.
00:02:04 What time do I pick you up?
00:02:06 Here's the thing.
00:02:08 My best girlfriend is here
00:02:12 so could we get an extra ticket
00:02:16 They're sold out. That means
00:02:22 I can't let her sit home all alone.
00:02:26 I'll tell you what.
00:02:28 Go with your friend.
00:02:31 I couldn't do that.
00:02:33 No, come on.
00:02:36 Stanley, you are the nicest guy.
00:02:38 Really, you are.
00:02:41 - Isn't he the nicest guy?
00:02:48 That was the most sickening display
00:02:51 - I've ever seen.
00:02:55 I'm wearing her down.
00:02:57 Buddy, you need a little
00:03:00 Tonight, I'll take you
00:03:03 Deep into the darkest heart
00:03:06 Tell me more, bwana.
00:03:09 The Coco Bongo Club.
00:03:12 Only the crême de la crême
00:03:16 - How do we get in?
00:03:18 Leave it to me.
00:03:21 This will be the perfect...
00:03:23 night on the town.
00:03:38 Hold the phone.
00:03:40 Killer at three o'clock.
00:04:12 Stand back and observe.
00:04:18 Where do I open an account?
00:04:20 New accounts,right here.
00:04:22 You're lucky, I was on my way out--
00:04:24 Hold this for me, please?
00:04:26 I'll hold anything you want.
00:04:31 Can you help me?
00:04:58 So...
00:05:00 what kind of account do you want?
00:05:03 Well, I'm not sure exactly. I'm
00:05:08 That's an interesting tie, Mister...
00:05:11 Ipkiss, Stanley Ipkiss.
00:05:13 Tina Carlyle, it's a pleasure.
00:05:15 Pleasure's all mine.
00:05:17 May l?
00:05:19 What?
00:05:20 I'm such a mess.
00:05:23 Oh, of course.
00:05:26 That's what they're there for.
00:05:30 As I was saying, that tie...
00:05:33 reminds me of those,
00:05:37 - A Rorschach test.
00:05:40 It sort of looks like...
00:05:44 a young woman riding bareback.
00:05:45 Sort of...
00:05:48 Lady Godiva or something.
00:05:51 Of course.
00:05:52 What do you see, Mr. Ipkiss?
00:05:58 I don't know.
00:06:12 Bright colors...
00:06:14 It's a power tie.
00:06:15 Supposed to make you feel...
00:06:17 powerful.
00:06:19 Does it work?
00:06:25 Now, how about that account?
00:06:29 We have...
00:06:30 several different plans.
00:06:33 Savings.
00:06:38 Checking.
00:06:40 Savings and checking.
00:06:41 Savings and CD's.
00:06:43 Checking and CD's.
00:06:45 Savings, checking and CD's.
00:06:48 Or we can throw your money
00:06:56 Now, I have some forms
00:07:05 That's it, sweetheart.
00:07:11 Keep it down back there.
00:07:14 We'll try.
00:07:16 - What do you think?
00:07:19 the motion detectors are a pain.
00:07:22 But you can pull this off, right?
00:07:24 You talking to the Doctor.
00:07:27 I do have one question.
00:07:29 Which is?
00:07:31 What's Niko have to say about this?
00:07:34 Nothing.
00:07:36 - This isn't his grift.
00:07:39 Everything is his grift.
00:07:41 He owns you, he owns this club,
00:07:45 Things change.
00:07:49 You mess with Niko, you end up
00:07:54 He's the only one who's napping...
00:07:59 and I'm about to give him
00:08:01 But we need cash...
00:08:04 so first we take the bank...
00:08:06 then we take Niko...
00:08:07 and then, my friend,
00:08:11 And this whole city is our playground.
00:08:20 Bub, watch where you're going!
00:08:39 Hang on, hang on!
00:08:41 Don't get your panties in a twist.
00:08:43 What the hell is it?
00:08:45 I don't know...
00:08:48 about seven hundred bucks, eh?
00:08:51 Now, what can I do for you, bub?
00:08:54 I'm here for the Civic.
00:08:56 The brake drums are shot
00:09:00 What?!
00:09:01 All I wanted was an oil change.
00:09:03 Lucky we caught these problems
00:09:09 Sign right here, and press down hard.
00:09:13 - There's no price.
00:09:16 I've no car.
00:09:21 Bring around the loaner.
00:09:23 The loaner?
00:09:25 The loaner?
00:09:57 It's a classic.
00:10:10 Gals, meet my buddy Stanley Ipkiss.
00:10:13 Humungo in the banking business.
00:10:16 - Not really.
00:10:21 How you doing, buddy?
00:10:23 - It's Charlie!
00:10:26 - How you doing, my friend?
00:10:29 Good to see you.
00:10:32 Come on, gals.
00:10:33 See you on the inside.
00:10:45 This is a mistake.
00:10:50 You crossed the rope.
00:10:53 - My friends are inside.
00:10:56 This isn't fair.
00:10:58 Watch it, I'm a bleeder.
00:10:59 Put me down now, or I am
00:11:13 Jeez.
00:11:29 Mr. Ipkiss!
00:11:31 Hi.
00:11:34 Are you okay?
00:11:35 Me?
00:11:37 I'm great..
00:11:38 Really good.
00:11:39 I never felt better, really.
00:11:42 I'm just...
00:11:44 catching some air.
00:11:45 Your car, sir.
00:11:48 That's not my car.
00:11:50 It matches the ticket.
00:11:55 Alright...
00:11:57 I'll take it.
00:12:00 But I am very angry!
00:12:04 Believe this?
00:12:07 You drive in in a Porsche...
00:13:54 Hey, Mister!
00:13:58 Hold on!
00:14:01 I know CPR!
00:14:41 Hey, you!
00:14:42 What are you doing down there?
00:14:46 I'm just looking for...
00:14:51 my mask!
00:14:53 I got it.
00:15:04 Do you have any idea what time it is?
00:15:07 Actually, no.
00:15:11 My new carpet!
00:15:14 Well ,this is coming right out
00:15:18 You know...
00:15:19 What?
00:15:25 Nothing.
00:15:26 Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss,
00:15:33 Aren't you due at the lab
00:15:39 I should have said that.
00:15:48 Hey, you.
00:15:50 Milo!
00:15:52 No jumping up allowed.
00:16:21 What do you want?
00:16:22 You want me to throw that?
00:16:24 I'm very tired.
00:16:26 I'll throw it one time.
00:16:29 I won't throw it with you
00:16:35 You ready?
00:16:37 Get it.
00:16:39 Ipkiss!
00:16:40 Turn down those cartoons!
00:16:42 Alright, Mrs. Peenman!
00:16:51 Dr. Neuman, you say that everybody
00:16:54 That's correct.
00:16:56 We all wear masks,
00:16:59 We suppress the id,
00:17:02 and adopt a more socially
00:17:05 The book is "The Masks We Wear"
00:17:09 Thank you for being here.
00:17:15 What's the matter with you?
00:17:17 What is it?
00:17:20 What are you looking for?
00:17:22 You like this thing? You like it?
00:17:26 "The Masks We Wear".
00:17:32 "That's correct.
00:17:33 We all wear masks,
00:17:45 Yeah, right.
00:18:27 Smoking!
00:18:31 It's party time.
00:18:33 P-A-R-T-Y
00:18:35 Why? Because I gotta.
00:18:45 MANAGER
00:18:47 QUIET PLEASE
00:19:21 Snooze!
00:19:48 Look, ma, I'm road kill!
00:20:01 - Get out of the road!
00:20:06 squeeze me gently
00:20:25 Hey, mister...
00:20:26 you got the time?
00:20:28 As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie!
00:20:35 Look at that!
00:20:36 Time to honk your nose and pull
00:20:47 Come on!
00:20:55 Step right up here, don't be shy!
00:20:59 Nobody likes...
00:21:00 a bashful leather head.
00:21:02 Move it!
00:21:04 For my first trick...
00:21:07 I'll do something for you, son.
00:21:12 We have a giraffe. There you go, son.
00:21:19 Now...
00:21:22 Sorry, wrong pocket.
00:21:24 For you...
00:21:27 a little body English.
00:21:32 A French poodle.
00:21:37 The dog was rabid, had to put it down.
00:21:40 At last but not least, my favorite.
00:21:55 A Tommy gun.
00:22:09 This is incredible.
00:22:11 With these powers I could be...
00:22:16 a superhero.
00:22:19 I'd fight crime,
00:22:21 work for world peace.
00:22:25 But first...
00:22:27 RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING
00:22:33 Hold onto your lug nuts...
00:22:36 it's time for an overhaul.
00:23:25 It was a dream.
00:23:29 It was a dream.
00:23:35 I must lay off the cartoons.
00:23:48 Lt. Kellaway. You know anything
00:23:54 Disturbance?
00:23:56 Some prowler broke in
00:23:59 Attacked?
00:24:01 You didn't hear anything?
00:24:02 She unloaded a couple of rounds
00:24:07 Look at the floor.
00:24:09 He put that right in my floor,
00:24:12 the window. Officer,
00:24:15 This is...
00:24:17 impossible.
00:24:18 Those pyjamas are impossible.
00:24:22 See, I have...
00:24:25 an inner ear problem.
00:24:29 - Sometimes I can't hear anything.
00:24:35 Here's my card. If you recall
00:24:39 anything at all, call me.
00:24:42 You bet. Thank you.
00:24:43 And good luck...
00:24:46 cracking the case.
00:25:01 Oh, my God, I'm late!
00:25:05 Keys, keys...
00:25:07 Where's the keys?
00:25:10 Damn.
00:25:12 Get the keys.
00:25:14 Find them.
00:25:19 Get the keys.
00:25:28 I am so late.
00:25:33 Good boy.
00:25:35 Come on, Milo. Give them to me.
00:26:10 I want a proctologist standing by.
00:26:13 The best one you can find.
00:26:15 Can you tell me what happened?
00:26:18 - No, you can quote me.
00:26:22 She broke the case. Come on,
00:26:35 Where were you last night?
00:26:39 Did you happen to look outside,
00:26:42 Did you check the paper?
00:26:44 Your girlfriend got a great review.
00:26:46 Bombshell Explodes at Coco Bongo
00:26:48 You're 50 minutes late.
00:26:51 I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never
00:26:55 If you weren't busy oogling
00:26:58 you might get some work done.
00:27:01 Sir. She's a perspective
00:27:04 Really?
00:27:10 The next time she comes in...
00:27:13 send her to my office.
00:27:17 You bet.
00:27:22 Gee, I wish "my" daddy
00:27:25 Then I could be a rich
00:27:28 You think she'll ever come back?
00:27:30 Oh, man, forget her. Listen to me.
00:27:34 Girls like her always look for
00:27:37 You don't know that.
00:27:40 She's an artist. She's...
00:27:43 - sensitive.
00:27:45 She'll rip out your heart,
00:27:49 You don't need her.
00:27:53 Somebody with some integrity.
00:27:58 red hair...
00:27:59 full, pouting lips...
00:28:01 a white blouse, green jacket...
00:28:03 and a name tag.
00:28:05 You really narrowed it down.
00:28:07 Too bad she's already taken.
00:28:11 Hello there, may I be of assistance?
00:28:14 Stanley Ipkiss?
00:28:19 Hi! I'm Peggy Brandt
00:28:24 I canceled my subscription because
00:28:27 No, actually, I want to ask you
00:28:30 Really? About what?
00:28:33 Ripley Auto Finishing.
00:28:40 Me?
00:28:42 I don't even have a car.
00:28:44 You know, 'cause they pollute.
00:28:47 You don't own an '89 Civic?
00:28:52 Oh, that car, yeah.
00:28:56 It's coming back to me.
00:28:58 Miss... What was your name?
00:29:01 Peggy Brandt.
00:29:03 Wait a minute.
00:29:04 Peggy Brandt?
00:29:06 Of "Ask Peggy"?
00:29:09 That's right.
00:29:11 You printed one of my letters
00:29:13 Remember? "Nice Guys Finish Last."
00:29:17 You're Mister Nice Guy?
00:29:20 Do you realize how much mail
00:29:25 100's of women are looking
00:29:31 Really?
00:29:33 You know how hard it is to find
00:29:36 Most think monogamy is a kind of wood.
00:29:44 Why are you covering this story?
00:29:47 Because "Dear Peggy" pays dick.
00:29:51 I'm looking to become a real reporter.
00:29:53 When you were at Ripley Auto
00:29:57 Anything?
00:29:58 I won't make trouble for you.
00:30:00 I just want the truth.
00:30:03 God, I wish I knew the truth.
00:30:10 If you think of anything...
00:30:13 this is my number.
00:30:16 This is my...
00:30:17 you know, personal number.
00:30:21 100's of women are looking
00:30:24 Sure.
00:30:27 I'm one of them.
00:30:36 120 yards.
00:30:44 Hello, Dorian.
00:30:49 Thanks for dropping by.
00:30:51 Next time, call.
00:31:17 The cops...
00:31:19 tried to shut the club
00:31:23 They say you've been using the place
00:31:28 When I hear things like that...
00:31:31 I start losing my concentration.
00:31:34 My game...
00:31:37 it goes straight to hell.
00:31:42 You could too.
00:31:46 205 yards.
00:31:49 I'm fed up with you...
00:31:52 but....
00:31:53 I'll cut you a break.
00:31:56 One week to get out of town.
00:31:59 After that...
00:32:02 I'll use your empty little skull
00:32:47 Are you okay?
00:32:48 Your car, sir.
00:32:54 I am now.
00:33:14 Tina, come on.
00:33:18 You can't.
00:33:20 You can't.
00:33:25 Go on.
00:33:28 I don't believe it.
00:33:51 Stupid.
00:33:54 She would never...
00:34:22 No way!
00:34:53 Hold on, Sugar.
00:34:55 Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight.
00:35:15 Somebody,stop me.
00:35:22 Can't make the scene
00:35:25 I better make a little stop.
00:35:34 EDGE CITY POWER
00:35:38 How's it going, Freeze?
00:35:39 It's looking good here.
00:35:41 You're on your own. I must
00:35:45 Do it.
00:35:46 The doctor is about to operate.
00:36:13 Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.
00:36:27 Cops!
00:36:39 Not on the list, not in the club.
00:36:59 How do?
00:37:06 You on the list?
00:37:07 No, but I believe my friends are.
00:37:13 Franklin, Grant...
00:37:14 and Jackson.
00:37:22 That's it! No one gets in.
00:37:29 Now we present the most beautiful
00:37:33 Miss Tina Carlyle.
00:37:50 Beautiful.
00:37:53 Love makes me treat you...
00:37:56 The way that I do
00:37:59 ain't I good to you
00:38:03 There's nothing too good...
00:38:06 for a boy that's so true
00:38:09 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
00:38:13 I bought you a fur coat
00:38:16 A diamond ring...
00:38:19 a Cadillac car...
00:38:21 And everything
00:38:24 Love makes me treat you...
00:38:27 the way that I do
00:38:29 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
00:38:34 Love makes me treat you...
00:38:38 the way that I do
00:38:40 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
00:38:44 There's nothing too good...
00:38:48 for a man so true
00:38:51 Gee,baby, ain't I good to you
00:38:55 I know how to make a man happy
00:39:03 - Why are you here?
00:39:05 You better come upstairs.
00:39:08 Come on, let's go.
00:39:15 They got me paying taxes...
00:39:18 for what I gave to you
00:39:20 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
00:39:45 Let's rock this joint.
00:41:00 Smoking.
00:41:05 What happened?
00:41:09 Someone hit the joint before us.
00:41:13 Get that, Doc.
00:41:16 Suck on that.
00:41:24 Son of a bitch!
00:41:29 Who did this, man?
00:41:31 Who?!
00:41:33 Him!
00:41:35 That's the guy.
00:41:37 The guy dancing with Tina?
00:41:40 He's dead meat.
00:41:42 Come on.
00:42:24 I want this place cleared now.
00:42:43 Club's closed. Move it!
00:42:47 Party's over, let's go!
00:42:50 Get out of here.
00:42:53 Get lost!
00:42:55 Okay, Twinkle Toes.
00:42:57 Where is my money, tell me now.
00:43:06 You've got 17.5 % in T-bills
00:43:09 8 % in stocks and bonds.
00:43:11 Carry the 9, divide by the GNP...
00:43:13 Fortunately, funeral bouquets
00:43:18 Ice this deadbeat.
00:43:26 Shoot him!
00:43:32 Thanks.
00:43:41 You got me, partner.
00:43:56 Hold me close,Red.
00:43:58 It's getting dark.
00:44:05 Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.
00:44:12 Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home
00:44:20 Tell Scarlet I do give a damn.
00:44:27 Pardon me.
00:44:36 Thank you.
00:44:40 You love me.
00:44:41 You really love me.
00:44:50 You're not going anywhere.
00:44:59 Drop it, Tyrel!
00:45:05 Drop it.
00:45:09 You got a warrant?
00:45:14 What I got is probable cause.
00:45:17 Your boys knocked over Edge City Bank.
00:45:19 Easy. You're giving me a woody.
00:45:21 And one was wearing a big,
00:45:24 For once, you're right.
00:45:27 Except it wasn't one of my boys.
00:45:29 Maybe if you tried a little
00:45:33 Cuff him.
00:45:34 We got a stiff upstairs.
00:45:38 Call that high-priced
00:45:41 We'll go downtown for a chat.
00:45:43 Get him out of here.
00:46:05 I know you're in there.
00:46:11 Police!
00:46:15 Open up!
00:46:16 Oh, my God.
00:46:22 I know you're in there!
00:46:32 Open up!
00:46:33 Come on, I'm getting blisters
00:46:41 Stop it.
00:46:43 I'm coming, okay.
00:46:44 I'll be right there.
00:46:51 Let's go, move it!
00:46:53 Alright!
00:47:01 Hi, Lieutenant.
00:47:03 This isn't the best time right now.
00:47:07 Won't you come in?
00:47:11 Where were you last night?
00:47:14 Here, mostly.
00:47:15 Something wrong?
00:47:16 What do you know about The Mask?
00:47:19 "Mask?"
00:47:21 Don't insult my intelligence.
00:47:22 He robs the bank you work in,
00:47:26 There can't be 2 idiots
00:47:31 May I see those pajamas?
00:47:36 Those pajamas?
00:47:38 Those pajamas...
00:47:42 were stolen.
00:47:43 Somebody stole your pajamas?
00:47:51 What is this city coming to...
00:47:55 when a man's pajama drawer is
00:48:06 Look at that guy.
00:48:07 - Nobody's that fast at my bank.
00:48:13 That's one hell of a rubber mask.
00:48:16 Lab reports?
00:48:17 We got fingerprints from currency,
00:48:22 He beat them to the punch.
00:48:23 Get the bank employee files and run
00:48:28 You figure it was an inside job?
00:48:31 I need some prints to lock
00:48:37 50 grand...
00:48:39 to whoever finds that green bastard
00:48:44 I want you to get the word out
00:48:47 every low life in this town.
00:48:50 I want him here tomorrow, alive.
00:48:55 You still here?
00:48:56 Come on, let's go.
00:49:04 What are you looking at?
00:49:05 You.
00:49:06 You're losing it.
00:49:08 I'm not losing anything...
00:49:12 except maybe some extra baggage.
00:49:14 What's that mean?
00:49:18 You didn't fight much last night
00:49:21 Did it look like I had much
00:49:26 Maybe you did...
00:49:30 maybe you didn't. Who knows, right?
00:49:34 I'll tell you one thing.
00:49:36 It's going to be payback for anybody
00:49:50 We have a crisis here and you
00:49:54 If I must put up with--
00:49:56 Back off, monkey boy...
00:49:59 or I'll tell your dad you treat
00:50:03 Or we should call the IRS...
00:50:05 and arrange a vacation for you
00:50:11 That'll be all.
00:50:17 Genius.
00:50:18 That was genius. Buddy, I have chills.
00:50:22 God! What side of whose bed
00:50:26 I'm not sure.
00:50:28 I haven't exactly been myself lately.
00:50:31 You don't look real fabulous.
00:50:33 Really, do I look bad?
00:50:36 Don't worry. This'll put the color
00:50:40 2 tickets to the charity ball
00:50:44 Anybody who's anybody will be there.
00:50:47 Want to be my date?
00:50:55 Wait just a minute.
00:50:58 - Why are you here?
00:51:02 I don't have much to open an account
00:51:05 What about the club?
00:51:08 It's not your problem.
00:51:11 Come here.
00:51:18 You didn't stop by just to see me,
00:51:24 It's okay, tell me.
00:51:28 The guy they say robbed this place...
00:51:31 - The Mask?
00:51:34 Really?
00:51:36 They say he's pretty...
00:51:39 weird looking.
00:51:43 Yeah, but...
00:51:44 you should see him dance.
00:51:49 Did anyone find out who he is?
00:51:52 Why, you interested?
00:51:56 Just curious, I guess.
00:52:00 I better be going.
00:52:04 Thanks for everything.
00:52:08 You'd like to see him again?
00:52:15 I wouldn't mind.
00:52:17 I know him, you know.
00:52:20 You do?
00:52:21 We're old college buddies,
00:52:26 It's funny you mention
00:52:33 I taught him a couple of
00:52:37 Think you could have him
00:52:40 Maybe I could work something out.
00:52:42 - How about at Landfill Park?
00:52:45 - Perfect.
00:52:48 Thanks, Stanley.
00:52:58 This is an interesting place.
00:53:01 Looks like fourth-
00:53:04 Possibly a representation of one
00:53:11 Loki?
00:53:13 Who is Loki?
00:53:15 The Norse god of mischief.
00:53:17 Supposedly he caused such trouble that
00:53:24 Then he could have banished him
00:53:27 I'm talking about mythology,
00:53:30 This is a piece of wood.
00:53:33 but your book...!
00:53:35 My book is about
00:53:38 A metaphor,not to be taken literally.
00:53:41 You suffer from a mild delusion.
00:53:47 Alright.
00:53:51 I'll prove it to you.
00:53:54 But I am not responsible
00:53:58 Just sit back and enjoy the ride,
00:54:02 You don't scare me.
00:54:06 See you.
00:54:33 You said Loki was a night god.
00:54:38 I should warn you that I don't work
00:54:43 There are private institutions
00:54:47 I can arrange for a safe environment
00:54:55 I must see Tina.
00:54:58 But what can I do?
00:55:00 Do I go as myself...
00:55:03 or The Mask?
00:55:06 If I tell you, you promise
00:55:17 Go as yourself...
00:55:18 and as The Mask.
00:55:21 Because they are both
00:55:27 Got the cross-check on
00:55:30 I'm looking at him.
00:55:32 Keep the SWAT team standing by.
00:55:34 If he's half as bad as they say,
00:55:38 Pickle relish?
00:55:40 - Get in the car.
00:55:47 LANDFILL PARK
00:56:11 What are you doing here?
00:56:15 I wanted to make sure that you
00:56:19 That's nice.
00:56:21 I hardly ever stop by here.
00:56:24 It's hard to believe it was...
00:56:27 a garbage heap.
00:56:30 It's really beautiful
00:56:35 The methane emissions
00:56:39 All those...
00:56:41 pinks and greens.
00:56:50 My friend will be along here
00:56:55 Stanley, wait.
00:57:03 Hello, cherie.
00:57:04 We meet again!
00:57:07 Is it fate?
00:57:08 Is it meant to be?
00:57:11 that we are destined to fraternize?
00:57:14 I'd like to think so.
00:57:21 Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal
00:57:25 I will spread your p t . I will dip
00:57:35 She's so coy.
00:57:37 I love it.
00:57:45 Our love is like a red, red rose.
00:57:48 And I am a little thorny.
00:57:51 Je t'adore! Je t'adore!
00:57:54 Shoot the window. I don't care!
00:57:58 This is Kellaway.
00:58:02 Cigarette?
00:58:15 Now, like Napoleon...
00:58:18 I will divide and conquer.
00:58:22 Police!
00:58:26 Merde.
00:58:27 Freeze.
00:58:32 Put your hands up.
00:58:34 But you told me to freeze.
00:58:36 Alright, alright, unfreeze.
00:58:40 You're under arrest.
00:58:42 It wasn't me.
00:58:45 It was the one-armed man.
00:58:49 Alright, I confess.
00:58:50 I did it, you hear?
00:58:55 What are they going to do to me, Sarge?
00:59:00 Sorry, son, that's not my department.
00:59:03 Search him.
00:59:07 Where's a camcorder when you need one?
00:59:15 It's going to be a long night.
00:59:18 - What is it?
00:59:22 Let me cover it. I need this story.
00:59:26 I don't know. Ramsey said--
00:59:28 I will take care of Ramsey.
00:59:30 Thanks a million, I owe you one.
00:59:33 Really big sunglasses, nerf ball...
00:59:36 Bike horn...
00:59:38 Small-mouthed bass...
00:59:44 mouse-trap...
00:59:45 rubber chicken...
00:59:47 - Little to the left. That's it.
00:59:50 Funny eyeball glasses...
00:59:52 I've never seen those in my life.
00:59:54 - bazooka.
00:59:58 - Picture of Kellaway's wife...
01:00:00 CALL ME LOVER!
01:00:02 Margaret! Son of a bitch!
01:00:04 I figured you had a sense of humor.
01:00:08 you married her!
01:00:12 That's got to hurt.
01:00:15 Get him!
01:00:39 It's over. Raise your hands...
01:00:42 or we'll fire.
01:00:48 Hit it!
01:01:10 They call me Cuban Pete
01:01:14 When I play the maracas
01:01:15 I go chick-chicky boom
01:01:18 Yes, I'm Cuban Pete
01:01:20 I'm the craze of my street
01:01:22 When I start to dance everything goes
01:01:27 The senoritas sing...
01:01:29 and they swing
01:01:31 It's very nice
01:01:33 Full of spice
01:01:35 They dance and bring a happy ring
01:01:40 Singing a song
01:01:46 If you like the beat
01:01:50 I'll teach you to
01:01:54 He's a modest guy
01:01:56 Although he's the hottest guy
01:01:59 In Havana
01:02:03 Si, senorita, I know...
01:02:05 that when I chicky boom
01:02:07 It's very nice
01:02:11 I place my hand on your hip
01:02:13 And if you will give me your hand
01:02:16 Then we shall try
01:02:21 - Not bad.
01:02:24 I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom
01:02:49 Dance and I'll blow your brains out.
01:02:56 Give me that thing.
01:02:59 See you!
01:03:00 There! Let's get him.
01:03:04 Let's go! Follow me, officers!
01:03:13 He's down the alley. Follow me.
01:03:38 Stanley, get in!
01:03:41 There!
01:03:44 Halt, or I'll shoot!
01:03:48 Shoot! Shoot!
01:03:51 Seat belts.
01:03:57 I missed him.
01:03:59 Come on, we all missed him.
01:04:05 THE MASK ROBS BANK
01:04:08 I saw it.
01:04:11 I saw everything.
01:04:14 What's happening to you, Stanley?
01:04:18 It's crazy.
01:04:25 I'm losing control.
01:04:27 When I put that mask on...
01:04:30 I can do anything.
01:04:32 Be anything.
01:04:38 It's wrecking my life.
01:04:40 My life is wrecked. Wrecked.
01:04:46 I don't know what's happening to you...
01:04:50 but I do know this:
01:04:54 that letter you sent my column...
01:04:57 that was from a guy with more guts...
01:05:01 and more heart...
01:05:03 than any of the creeps
01:05:06 Whatever that mask is...
01:05:10 you don't need it.
01:05:12 You...
01:05:14 Stanley Ipkiss...
01:05:16 are already all you'll ever need to be.
01:05:24 Gosh, Peg...
01:05:28 do you really mean that?
01:05:31 Actually...
01:05:33 no.
01:05:35 What?
01:05:38 Where were you? I've been vamping
01:05:42 Is this him?
01:05:43 You got the 50 thou'?
01:05:46 Give her the money.
01:05:51 Right.
01:05:53 With the mask on, he turns
01:05:59 What are you doing?
01:06:01 Sorry. You really are a great guy,
01:06:06 It's so hard to find an apartment
01:06:14 You said you wouldn't hurt him!
01:06:19 I lied.
01:06:39 Tell me.
01:06:41 How's this mask work?
01:06:42 I don't know. You just...
01:06:46 put it on.
01:07:00 Boss...
01:07:02 be careful, huh?
01:07:24 What a rush.
01:07:27 You okay?
01:07:32 I'm better than ever, you idiot.
01:07:36 What do we do with Ipkiss?
01:07:41 The police want the mask.
01:07:43 We'll give them The Mask.
01:07:56 The money better be here...
01:07:58 or you can lp-kiss your ass good-bye.
01:08:48 Get over there.
01:09:01 Can't believe it. Hardened cops
01:09:05 and broadcast on the 11 o'clock news.
01:09:07 - The SWAT team was offered Vegas.
01:09:10 The Captain'll have my badge
01:09:14 It's not all your fault.
01:09:18 Sure, Ipkiss will fall
01:09:28 Get him off of me!
01:09:35 Wait!
01:09:36 I can explain everything.
01:09:38 You can explain everything?
01:09:43 Get him up! Let's go!
01:10:10 Forget about me, buddy.
01:10:12 Find a new place to live.
01:10:17 I'll be in here for a long, long time.
01:10:32 You, with the face.
01:10:35 You got a visitor.
01:10:46 - Why?
01:10:50 You're The Mask.
01:10:52 Yeah, but don't tell anybody.
01:10:55 a good lawyer and a deal...
01:10:58 I'll be out in about 10,000 years.
01:11:01 It's risky, coming here.
01:11:03 Your boyfriend might be upset.
01:11:07 He'll be at the charity ball tonight.
01:11:11 Like what? The Lambada?
01:11:14 This is serious. There must be a way
01:11:18 How does it work?
01:11:21 I don't know.
01:11:23 It's like...
01:11:26 it brings your innermost desires
01:11:29 If deep down inside...
01:11:33 you're a bit repressed and
01:11:36 you become some sort of...
01:11:38 a love-crazy wild man.
01:11:41 And if you're like Dorian?
01:11:43 Then we're all in big trouble.
01:11:46 And if I were you,
01:11:52 Thanks.
01:11:54 For what?
01:11:55 Lots of things.
01:12:01 Sharing a sunset with me.
01:12:04 For being the only guy who treated me
01:12:09 a party favor.
01:12:13 For being any kind of romantic...
01:12:16 even a hopeless one.
01:12:24 You're welcome.
01:12:26 That night at the club I knew...
01:12:28 I'd found someone special.
01:12:34 The Mask.
01:12:37 It was the guy inside The Mask.
01:12:40 It was you all along.
01:12:49 Lady, time's up.
01:12:52 Could I have just...
01:12:54 one more minute?
01:12:57 I've got to disappear for a while now.
01:13:00 Don't know where but I'll let you know
01:13:48 Somebody help me!
01:13:55 Guard, guard!
01:13:57 A woman's being chased in the alley.
01:14:00 She needs help.
01:14:02 Sure. Keep it down.
01:14:05 Serve and protect, man!
01:14:28 Good boy. Come on.
01:14:33 Jump up. Can you jump up?
01:14:37 Remember how I taught you not to
01:14:40 Come on! Get up here.
01:14:44 Get up. Get up here!
01:14:47 Get up. Get up here. That's it.
01:14:49 You can do it.
01:14:55 Put some effort into it!
01:15:14 Baby, there you are.
01:15:16 I was worried about you.
01:15:18 - You talk to the cops?
01:15:23 That's right, you and Stanley.
01:15:28 Bet you helped him with the bank job.
01:15:30 - That's ridiculous.
01:15:34 Look what I found in her car.
01:15:38 Going away alone, baby?
01:15:44 Boys, I want you to...
01:15:46 get her something pretty to wear.
01:15:51 We're going to a party tonight.
01:15:54 We'll have one hell of a time, right?
01:15:58 Get out of my sight.
01:16:01 Jump up.
01:16:02 Get up. Come on.
01:16:05 Come on, Milo. Jump, please.
01:16:08 Do it for Daddy.
01:16:14 That's it!
01:16:17 God, I can't believe it.
01:16:21 Good boy. Good boy.
01:16:28 See that man over there?
01:16:29 He's got keys.
01:16:33 Go get those keys.
01:16:34 Go get them. Go get the keys.
01:16:40 That's it.
01:16:42 The key.
01:16:49 No, not the cheese, the keys.
01:16:53 Drop the cheese...
01:16:57 and get the keys.
01:16:58 Over there, over there.
01:17:19 Oh, man. Come on.
01:17:21 Come here. Good boy. That's a good boy.
01:17:25 Give it, give me the keys.
01:17:28 Come on, drop it, drop it.
01:17:30 It's sundown.
01:17:33 It's almost time.
01:17:37 I wouldn't, darling.
01:17:40 DANGER
01:17:41 Wouldn't want to start the
01:18:29 Hold it!
01:18:30 I am warning you...
01:18:32 I am seriously stressed out here.
01:18:34 Easy.
01:18:36 Come on.
01:18:38 Don't be an idiot.
01:18:39 You're in a police station. There is no
01:18:45 You're know, you're right.
01:18:49 - Absolutely right.
01:18:54 You'll take me out...
01:18:55 as your prisoner.
01:18:57 Put it on! Put it on!
01:19:01 Come on.
01:19:03 - I'm really very sorry about this.
01:19:08 You got the wrong guy.
01:19:10 It's a bum rap.
01:19:12 I got my rights.
01:19:14 Where are you taking Ipkiss?
01:19:16 Ixnay! Ehay's otgay an ungay.
01:19:19 I get it. Pig Latin, right?
01:19:22 Eesay ouyay aterlay.
01:19:26 Come on!
01:19:35 Sit back and relax.
01:19:39 I must change for the party.
01:19:52 TONIGHT, CASINO
01:19:58 WAR ORPHANS FUND
01:20:14 I need cigarettes.
01:20:15 - Which brand?
01:20:17 But for you, I would shoot
01:20:22 Mayor Tilton, may we have a word?
01:20:24 I always have time for the press
01:21:04 Let me out of these cuffs,
01:21:07 Sorry, we're late for the ball.
01:21:09 Alice and the rabbit'll be
01:21:12 Now you're being cynical.
01:21:17 Who are you?
01:21:18 I'm just an ex-employee...
01:21:21 who's come for his back pay.
01:21:24 Or should I say payback?
01:21:30 Kill him.
01:21:50 Come on.
01:22:14 Ladies and gentlemen...
01:22:15 I will be the host...
01:22:17 for the rest of the evening.
01:22:30 Get your dog away from me.
01:22:34 Sorry, he seems to be attracted to you.
01:22:36 Where's everyone?
01:22:39 - Exactly.
01:22:40 Sorry.
01:22:42 I must lock you in.
01:22:45 Use the radio.
01:22:47 You know, call for back-up
01:22:53 This could be dangerous.
01:22:57 Daddy has to go kick some ass.
01:23:05 He's a dead man.
01:23:06 Down! Get down!
01:23:10 Take it easy, I got the point.
01:23:25 Blow it!
01:23:34 Bastard.
01:23:36 What's the matter, darling?
01:23:38 This is your big production number.
01:23:40 And you know it's important...
01:23:42 to go out with a big bang.
01:23:54 Why are you here?
01:23:55 Take this gun and start
01:24:03 Step back.
01:24:04 - Do you know who I am?
01:24:08 What about some respect?
01:24:10 - What kind of thug are you?
01:24:14 That's it.
01:24:18 This party's over...
01:24:20 in 10 minutes.
01:24:23 This is the moment when a man...
01:24:26 shows what he's really made of.
01:24:29 Crap.
01:24:30 Drop it.
01:24:45 Smart dog.
01:24:53 Boss, look who decided to crash
01:24:56 How's it going?
01:24:59 Bring him up here!
01:25:02 Wait! No!
01:25:04 This is no time for last requests.
01:25:08 But all I wanted was a kiss.
01:25:10 A kiss?
01:25:13 Just one...
01:25:15 Iast kiss.
01:25:17 I can't shut it off.
01:25:20 There's always time...
01:25:24 for one last kiss.
01:25:31 From the real Dorian.
01:25:35 The one I used to love.
01:25:39 Nobody ever kissed me
01:25:42 Romeo!
01:25:43 This place will blow!
01:25:45 Just wait!
01:25:52 I've decided...
01:26:02 to give her one last thrill.
01:26:15 Get it!
01:26:34 Run, Milo!
01:26:39 Stanley, hurry!
01:26:42 Don't worry.
01:26:43 It's all over now.
01:26:56 Got you.
01:27:10 I'll take you apart.
01:27:11 I hope you can enjoy the victory
01:27:33 Good doggie.
01:27:35 Good doggie.
01:27:56 I'm winning!
01:28:21 JACKPOT
01:28:35 Oh, my God!
01:28:37 This must be a new breed.
01:28:40 Easy, boy!
01:28:45 Good boy!
01:29:17 Did you miss me?
01:29:27 I guess not!
01:29:35 Now, you have to ask yourself
01:29:38 "Do I feel lucky?"
01:29:41 Well...
01:29:45 do you...
01:29:46 punks?
01:30:22 That's a spicy meatball.
01:30:33 How do?
01:30:41 This guy's incorrigible.
01:31:12 You were good, kid, real good...
01:31:14 but as long as I'm around
01:31:38 Police! Hands up!
01:31:42 Officers, arrest those men.
01:31:44 I've always wanted to say that.
01:31:50 Come on.
01:31:53 Give me that gun.
01:32:00 He stole all our jewelry.
01:32:03 Stop that man!
01:32:08 I've got you now.
01:32:09 Watch it, Chunky!
01:32:11 - Mayor Tilton, I'm so--
01:32:14 That man is The Mask.
01:32:16 No. Dorian Tyrel was The Mask.
01:32:20 This man here saved our lives.
01:32:23 - With a little help.
01:32:27 It's nothing...
01:32:28 any American with...
01:32:30 balls of steel wouldn't do
01:32:34 Come on.
01:32:38 Mayor Tilton, did you see that dog?
01:32:40 Leave the dog alone.
01:32:43 I want you in my office
01:32:46 - Yes, Your Honor.
01:32:49 No, it doesn't.
01:32:53 - Breakfast.
01:33:15 Sure you know what you're doing?
01:33:19 I'm sure.
01:33:21 Then do what you must.
01:33:36 Sure you won't miss this guy?
01:33:39 When he's gone, all that's left is me.
01:34:26 Smoking!
01:40:57 THE MASK