Material Girls
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- Miss Marchetta. |
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Ava, this car is so hard to get out of. |
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That's the point. |
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Anyone who ever gained baby weight |
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- Thanks. |
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Okay. How do I look? |
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- Total rock star. |
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- Liking? |
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- Oh, I love it! |
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- Hey! |
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Hey, hey, over here! Come here! |
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You girls are so beautiful, beautiful! |
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Etienne! |
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Beautiful. Gorgeous. |
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Finally. I thought you said five minutes. |
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Finally. I thought you said five minutes. |
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My fingers were going arctic |
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- Thank you. |
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Gross. Where's Mic? |
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He's over there making out |
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What? |
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JK! |
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- I'm sorry. I love you. |
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Mic. |
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- What up, Tanz? |
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Johnny from the show wants to meet you. |
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He's gonna be on the cover |
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You should think about it. |
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- He's gonna be at my party. |
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Don't you mean our party? |
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And wait until you see the fierceness |
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Oh, my God! |
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I cried so hard last week when you |
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Is she gonna kill herself? |
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Tune in on Wednesday night |
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Go, groupie. |
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- You want me to sign your abs? |
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That would be great! |
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I love the way that you spell your name. |
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You are such a creative genius. |
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Ava, don't let it bother you. He loves you. |
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- He's just used to random hounds. |
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I just cannot wait |
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You have a little smudge. |
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Should've used |
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Pure beauty genius. |
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- I know you would! |
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Go have fun. Eat your man. |
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- Hey, Jose! |
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Tanzie! Tanzie! |
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Come with us. Tara Reid and Fred Durst |
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You guys, if I have to hear them |
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I hate classic rock. |
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Tanzie! You have been |
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Yeah. |
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I'm gonna have to give you |
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Guys, to be honest with you, |
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- I wanted to stay home and finish... |
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You know Martinique feeds everything |
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Do you really want them writing that you |
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and fill out |
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We are the face of Marchetta, |
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and the face of Marchetta |
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Babe, I'm missing you out here! |
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- Come on! |
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- Come on, let's go. |
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Come on, y'all! |
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You would be amazed |
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even damaged skin, |
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Now, exposing your skin |
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this is a nightmare for the skin. |
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If you start with an all-natural regimen, |
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this will cure |
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One of the biggest problems |
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Now, take toner, for example... |
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The person who has influenced me |
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is my father, Victor Marchetta. |
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Though he's gone now, |
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concocting the perfect lipstick. |
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I'll never forget the time he taught me |
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the dangers of using F, D and C |
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Good luck with the girl's bedroom, Ava. |
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...with this sad excuse of a breakfast. |
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I don't even think low carb is gonna cut it |
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I am so bloated. Can I just have hot water |
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and cayenne pepper |
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I need to cleanse. |
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- I need an aspirin. |
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Hey! Tanz, give it a rest. |
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You can't keep sitting here |
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from two years ago |
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- Plus that skin show's disgusting. |
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Oh, that's so sweet. And creepy. |
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Plus I gotta clear up some space here. |
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And this week, |
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Ava, give it! |
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- We're talking Golden Globe material! |
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Do you have the X-rated version? |
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No, but I got |
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- Oh, really? You go to a lot of screenings? |
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Well, your next one's gonna be |
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For Channel 10 News, I'm Ned Nakamori. |
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- And you're ripping people off! |
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- I hate that cheez whiz. |
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Oh, goodie! |
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I'll take that, thank you. |
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"Ava, you are so hot. Love, Mic. |
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"PS: Don't forget to watch me tonight |
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- Ava. |
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Thank you very much. The gate is open. |
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- It's huge. |
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Look at that! He has such great taste. |
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- Ava, you picked that out. |
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- It's huge. |
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- Do you like it? |
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Okay, come on, come on, come on. |
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- You have a meeting to go to right now. |
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- Yeah, can't we go tomorrow? |
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- Tomorrow. |
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Not reschedule. This is charity. |
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Oh, that reminds me. I cleaned out |
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Thank you. |
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Hey, babe, we love this song! |
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- Let me take this. |
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- Thanks. |
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- Thanks. |
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Right. |
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Tanzie? |
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I've gotta come to the office more often. |
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- Hi. |
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- Hey. |
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- How are you? |
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- Hi, Jasmine. |
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- Hi. |
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- Tommy! |
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My gorgeous girls. Are you hungry? |
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Let's get some food, come on. |
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You're too nice. |
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Hey, let me ask you girls a question. |
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What do you think of this tie? |
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- This is Rocawear. |
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- And yes, it's nice. I like it. |
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- You look very handsome. |
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Can I get some snacks? |
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- This is Jaden. She's our new intern. |
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Nice to meet you. |
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Hey, Jaden? |
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- I love your dress. |
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Maybe when I'm done with it, |
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Let's go in my office. |
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On the DL. Look who I have here. |
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- Hi, Pam. How are you? |
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Hello, my darlings. |
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- Hold my calls, Pam. |
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Oh, Craig is waiting. |
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- Hi, Craig. |
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- How are you girls? |
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- Great. |
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let me put this as delicately as I can. |
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- Thank you, Pam. You may depart. |
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- Very nice. |
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There's no new product. |
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there is no Marchetta Cosmetics. |
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And, so, this is what |
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when you take over the company in July |
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I mean, |
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Well, I mean, you're gonna be, you know, |
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Yeah, sure. Yes, yes, of course. |
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if you keep me on. |
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No, I'm okay, thank you. |
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Jaden? Do me a favor, would you, please, |
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Thank you. |
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We have information that Fabiella is |
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Fabiella? That's Daddy's worst enemy. |
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All right, just listen |
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I prefer very, very hard pressure. |
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- Yes, I'm sorry. I'm scheduling a shiatsu. |
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- What did you say? |
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Yeah, right. Okay. |
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If the numbers come in from Fabiella |
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I mean, we could pay off our creditors |
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- A eunuch? |
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And you girls could spend that cheddar |
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I could finance |
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- Ava? |
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He wrote a really good script, Tanzie. |
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This is Daddy's legacy |
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All right. Chill, chill. |
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We'll think about it. There's no rush here. |
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We'll take our time. |
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In the meantime, |
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and earn ourselves a tax credit. Come on! |
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We specialize in making large-print books |
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who suffer from macular degeneration, |
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or just plain bad eyesight. |
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We also offer storytelling |
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Yet, for some reason, |
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by the federal government, |
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which is why |
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Please, help our aged neighbors enjoy |
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Thank you. |
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That was very touching. |
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We'll let you know by the end of the week. |
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- Thank you. |
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Tanzie remembered |
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We like the breast cancer lady |
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And the animal cancer lady. |
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- Thank you. |
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She was first. |
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- Do you think Tommy's going to be mad? |
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He knows we only have six hours |
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Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
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Oh, no. Am I late? |
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I thought my appointment |
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Not bad for a guy in a suit |
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- You're one of the charity people, right? |
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- Greater Los Angeles Free Legal Clinic. |
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No, we help people |
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Let me give you my card. |
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Wait. So, you don't even help people |
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No. We help people who are poor. |
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Right, but that's not a terrible disease, |
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I mean, |
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Okay. I guess |
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By the way, a little Preparation H |
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- will really get rid of the puffiness. |
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- will really get rid of the puffiness. |
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Here they come! Okay, let's get them. |
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Will my Sidekick fit in your bag? |
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Okay. Well, give me your lip gloss. |
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- Okay? |
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Okay, Us Weekly and People are first! |
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We're mad at Gossip Weekly because of |
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People Magazine. |
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- We are. |
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We're just so excited just to be able |
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Well, what I want to know, |
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- I mean, you've got runner's legs. |
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So do you! |
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- Hi, Teri. |
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Where's Mic? |
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Mic is actually in Long Beach doing |
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- Is it true you're engaged? |
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Hi, we're the Marchetta Sisters, |
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I'm so bored of this. |
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If you make it into People, |
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Phoebe, how are you? |
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- There's Jacqueline. |
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You know, Joe Tweeney's daughter. |
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- Jacqueline, hi! |
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- You look stunning! |
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- Beautiful outfit. |
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We watched that episode. |
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Oh, my God! We love that show. |
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- We cried. |
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- We should send her some... |
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Now, remember. Be charming. |
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But don't let her think you're too easy. |
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- Okay. Hi! |
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Look at you two. So hot, I am blinded. |
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- Thank you. |
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I knew Vic a long time, and let me tell you, |
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we had a relationship |
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That's why I'm here. |
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To see you two so grown-up in charge. |
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Now, I've got the market cornered |
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And you've got the Gen-Y crowd. |
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Together we are unstoppable. |
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Oh, I'm sorry. I just saw |
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Some advice, girls. |
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A hard bod is no substitute |
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Okay. |
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- Well, well, well. |
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A powwow of squaws. Fabiella. |
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I'm sorry, but I can't have you |
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Of course. |
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Enjoy your evening, darlings. |
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- Thank you. |
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And you as well. Come along, sweeties. |
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- Thank God you saved us. |
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From his early days in the South Bronx, |
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when he brewed his cosmetics in pots |
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to the rise at the top |
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Victor Marchetta always remembered |
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"We make a living by what we get, |
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Here. |
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Before his tragic death two years ago... |
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- Thank you, Tommy. |
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It's so sad. |
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His first product line |
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I have raccoon eyes. |
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You should have used |
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- Give me that. Give me that. |
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- Let's check out the gift bags. |
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You do not understand |
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- Show a little respect. |
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They've become the beautiful, charming |
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- Smell, smell. |
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Dang, this is like $100 an ounce. |
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Hey. You guys, have some respect. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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and Victor's best friend, |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. |
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- And thank you, Charlotte. |
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Charmaine. Charlene, forgive me. |
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I was fortunate to know a side of Vic |
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We grew up together. |
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And for that, he brought |
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I'm all about this phone television. |
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- Oh, my God. |
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Then he creates Madonna 's first look. |
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Her second and third looks. |
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Not to mention Alice Cooper |
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All beautiful, beautiful women. |
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But his two best girls |
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Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up |
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Girls. |
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- Thanks, Tommy. |
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And you know he totally got stuck |
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And the car accidents. |
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Let's look through the channels. |
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What channels? |
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Hey, the Game Show Network! |
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Go to Channel 10. |
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They're on the news. |
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Hey, Mom, Dad, check out your TVs. |
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We wanna thank everyone so much |
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- and honoring our father. |
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But what if the cosmetics |
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We're so proud of him, and we're proud |
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Hey, put it on the screen! |
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The product gave them terrible scars |
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- While developing their night cream... |
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I didn't approve this spot. |
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... it appears the founder, Victor Marchetta, |
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deliberately covered up his discovery of |
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- What's going on? |
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Until I started using |
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I put it on my nose! |
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Excuse me, turn it off. Sit down! |
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Don't you know how rude it is to open |
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Come on, come on! Hurry up! |
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- Stop looking at that. |
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- I can see the headlines! |
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What's gonna happen with the company? |
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Go home. Take it easy. |
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I'll take care of everything. Here. Go! |
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What are we supposed to do, |
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Eat something. Go! |
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Drug companies have |
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Though, at this hour |
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to the questions raised by |
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For two of Los Angeles' |
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- Turn it off. |
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- What are we... |
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Stop creeping me out. |
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Well, how do regular people |
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They get pets. |
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I'm getting a tension headache. |
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Where's a spa when you need one? |
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This stuff smells so good. |
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I mixed rose water with tea tree oil |
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- You're good at this stuff, just like Daddy. |
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You're lucky you have a real skill. |
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- Ava! |
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- You have skills. Tons of them. |
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Like commanding a room, for one. |
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You can get people to do anything for you. |
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- I think one day you could run Marchetta. |
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I never want to hear |
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You know, I don't think |
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Maybe in a couple of days |
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Yeah, maybe. That feels so great. |
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There's nothing I love better |
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Except new shoes. |
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What was that? |
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There they are! |
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People. They're throwing things up here. |
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So much for this dying down. |
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I'm never gonna get into a college now. |
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Not everything is always about you, |
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No, it never is! |
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All I do is try to help you! |
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- Sometimes it gets so annoying! |
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Don't even give me that |
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- Ava! |
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- Ava! |
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- I don't wanna hear it, okay? |
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Why don't you just go open a window |
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And then you can see |
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- Stop it. Stop smoking! Stop, stop! |
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Shut up for a second! Oh, my... |
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- What did you do? |
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You're the one who grabbed it |
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Smother it! |
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Ava! |
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- Do something about this. I don't do this! |
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- I don't know how to put it out! |
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Oh, Daddy's watch! |
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- My dress! Hurry, get out! |
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Call 911. |
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Fire! |
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Come on! |
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Go! |
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Hi. We need a suite. |
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And can you have the room service people |
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of your wasabi mashed potatoes |
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- We are in serious need of comfort food. |
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Mic still isn't answering. |
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So sorry. |
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What? No. |
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It has no limit. Try it again. |
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- It appears your account's been closed. |
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Hey! What are you doing? Stop! |
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I'm gonna take those scissors, |
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and I'm gonna |
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- You little nasty little hotel troll! |
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Okay. Everyone is staring at us. |
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Please, let's just go. |
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- Hello. |
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What the hell is wrong |
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Stop it. Oh, yeah, didn't I tell you? |
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- No, you didn't tell us that. |
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Everything's leveraged to the hilt. |
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- We're broke? |
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I'm trying to swing myself... |
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- He put us on hold. |
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Craig, if you put us on hold, |
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and I'm gonna tee off on your face! Craig! |
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One more thing. There's an emergency |
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Be there. |
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I will not wish you luck with Tiger Woods! |
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- Ava! |
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Let's call Inez. |
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Turn around. |
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Man, we gotta get a better ride. |
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We can't be rolling up to the clubs |
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I know, man. I feel you. |
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Yeah. |
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- Hello, ladies. Let me help you with that. |
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The keys are inside, okay? |
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Thank you. |
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Let's go, man. Now. |
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At least it has valet. |
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I'm rich. |
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Inez. |
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Girls. |
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I'm so glad you're here. Look at you both. |
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I'm so glad you're here. |
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Considering we went from Tiffany's |
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I make some tea. |
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Are you sure you have room for the two |
00:28:49 |
Idiotas. And you are not idiotas. |
00:28:53 |
I always have room for you two here, |
00:28:57 |
- You can stay in my daughters' bedroom. |
00:29:01 |
Yeah. I have two. |
00:29:06 |
- Nezy, how come you never told us that? |
00:29:11 |
Well, why don't they live here with you? |
00:29:13 |
Have you ever heard |
00:29:18 |
The terroristas have won. |
00:29:23 |
It's very late. It's almost 2:00. |
00:29:32 |
You're gonna feel very comfortable here. |
00:29:37 |
Let me fix this for you. |
00:29:49 |
Good night. |
00:29:58 |
It's so weird not being at home. |
00:30:02 |
It feels weird not having a home. |
00:30:18 |
Ava, why does all this stuff |
00:30:23 |
'Cause it used to be ours. |
00:30:25 |
Daddy must have given it to her. |
00:30:30 |
My puppy sticker collection is still here. |
00:30:34 |
My popcorn scratch-and-sniff! |
00:30:39 |
It still smells like popcorn. |
00:30:45 |
I feel like Daddy's still alive, |
00:30:48 |
Well, he's not. |
00:30:50 |
And Mic's still not answering his cell! |
00:30:54 |
That's really not important right now, Ava. |
00:30:57 |
I'm announcing |
00:30:59 |
My life is not ending just because Dad |
00:31:05 |
What? |
00:31:08 |
I'm never talking to you ever again. |
00:31:12 |
Fine. |
00:31:30 |
Who's gonna get the light, Ava? |
00:31:43 |
Okay. Time to wake up. |
00:31:47 |
- Thank you. |
00:31:49 |
And here. Practice your Spanish. |
00:31:54 |
I am so glad I rescued my dress. |
00:31:59 |
To have lost it would have been a tragedy. |
00:32:02 |
Tell me about it. |
00:32:03 |
I have no idea what I'm gonna wear |
00:32:08 |
Yes, you do! |
00:32:10 |
I still have the hand-me-downs |
00:32:14 |
There are not too many homeless |
00:32:18 |
Okay. I'm done here. I'm leaving. |
00:32:21 |
- Where are you going? |
00:32:24 |
And then I'm off to Sassy Maids |
00:32:28 |
after all these years. |
00:32:31 |
Oh, and girls, please behave. |
00:32:36 |
Lock the door. See you later. |
00:32:41 |
Do you remember this? This was yours. |
00:32:46 |
No. |
00:32:49 |
Not bad. |
00:32:52 |
Cute. |
00:32:57 |
Kids. |
00:33:03 |
I feel so last year. |
00:33:05 |
Calm down. Retro's really in right now. |
00:33:11 |
Hi. It's the red Mercedes. |
00:33:14 |
- What do I look like, a valet? |
00:33:17 |
Honey, there's no valet here. |
00:33:39 |
Oh, God. I'm God's personal joke. |
00:33:44 |
I think he said we need to get on the 2 |
00:33:49 |
and then switch to the 37. |
00:33:52 |
And then on the 6. On the 6! |
00:33:56 |
Just like J. Lo. |
00:34:01 |
And then... |
00:34:02 |
And then we gotta get on the 2, |
00:34:05 |
This is ridiculous. |
00:34:09 |
You're right. You know, friends don't |
00:34:13 |
Especially the bus. Ava. |
00:34:16 |
I've heard about the bus. |
00:34:20 |
- Tanzie. They don't pee on the bus. |
00:34:27 |
Yo, it's Mic. Tune in Wednesday night. |
00:34:30 |
Mic! Baby, it's Avie. Where are you? |
00:34:34 |
What's going on? I mean, |
00:34:38 |
We're announcing our engagement |
00:34:42 |
Call me, call me, call me. Okay? |
00:34:43 |
But don't worry about Tanz and I. |
00:34:46 |
Our ride just got here. Bye. Love you. |
00:34:54 |
- Lady. |
00:34:56 |
I'm not tipping you |
00:34:59 |
It's $1.35 each. |
00:35:03 |
- Fine. |
00:35:12 |
- We're going to 273 Benedict Canyon. |
00:35:20 |
Excuse me. |
00:35:31 |
Why do they have to start like that? |
00:35:34 |
- It smells in here. |
00:35:39 |
Hey! I could feel that. |
00:35:42 |
Oh, my God. |
00:35:44 |
Excuse me. I am not God's personal joke. |
00:35:47 |
I'm his entire comedy routine. |
00:35:49 |
That's why in Japan, |
00:36:07 |
Wait, wait! This isn't Benedict Canyon! |
00:36:09 |
- Where are you going? |
00:36:14 |
Why aren't there any sidewalks? |
00:36:20 |
Ava, I can't do this anymore. |
00:36:23 |
- And I didn't even really wanna come. |
00:36:27 |
This is |
00:36:29 |
Everybody already knows you're engaged. |
00:36:31 |
I mean, they knew when you started |
00:36:34 |
and saying you guys were just friends. |
00:36:38 |
Come on. |
00:36:40 |
Ow. |
00:36:50 |
Yeah, all right. |
00:36:53 |
- Hi. |
00:36:57 |
- It's Ava and Tanzie Marchetta. |
00:37:02 |
I am Mic's fiancée, okay? |
00:37:05 |
It's Marchetta. With an M. |
00:37:08 |
Yeah, I know who you are. |
00:37:09 |
My mama used to like |
00:37:11 |
Yeah, but I bet if she had the same skin |
00:37:15 |
Mama died last year. |
00:37:20 |
Do you know how mad Mic is gonna be |
00:37:24 |
- You're done. He is gonna be so pissed. |
00:37:28 |
- Etienne! Etienne, hey! Etienne! |
00:37:39 |
- Go! |
00:37:40 |
We're outside, |
00:37:44 |
Actually, I decided not to go to the party |
00:37:49 |
Turn around. |
00:37:52 |
That's not me. |
00:38:00 |
- We're being totally dissed. |
00:38:03 |
- Yeah. |
00:38:06 |
- Well. |
00:38:08 |
You know what? |
00:38:10 |
And you know what? |
00:38:11 |
- Ava! |
00:38:16 |
I know, baby, I know. |
00:38:18 |
We've been on this bus, |
00:38:20 |
And then this guy won't even let us in! |
00:38:23 |
Just take me to go and see Mic. |
00:38:25 |
Yeah, actually, |
00:38:28 |
As his agent, |
00:38:32 |
And the thing is, Long Island is |
00:38:37 |
Let's face it. You're a liability now. |
00:38:42 |
I think we're gonna have to pass. |
00:38:44 |
Pass? What are you saying? |
00:38:49 |
Well, technically, |
00:38:52 |
I have to think long-term, |
00:38:54 |
Okay. Right. |
00:38:57 |
From a business standpoint, you know, |
00:39:02 |
But look, on the other hand, |
00:39:06 |
and I risked my life to save this dress. |
00:39:08 |
So, you know |
00:39:12 |
- I'll let him know. And one other thing. |
00:39:15 |
We're gonna need the ring back. |
00:39:24 |
You know what else? |
00:39:29 |
- I hate it. |
00:39:31 |
Our sales have plummeted |
00:39:34 |
And the retailers have already returned |
00:39:40 |
- Hi. |
00:39:46 |
Hi. Sorry. |
00:39:48 |
Jaden, for heaven's sake, |
00:39:54 |
- What's going on? |
00:39:56 |
Carry on. Yes, well. |
00:40:00 |
Fabiella did make us an offer. |
00:40:02 |
It was lower than we hoped for, |
00:40:06 |
How much is it for? |
00:40:09 |
How much is it for? |
00:40:12 |
Sixty cents on the dollar |
00:40:14 |
Sixty cents? |
00:40:16 |
It's actually quite generous. |
00:40:20 |
What? |
00:40:24 |
If we sell to Fabiella, |
00:40:28 |
If we're lucky, we disappear quietly. |
00:40:32 |
Quietly disappear? |
00:40:34 |
Well, I looked into the Everdew file... |
00:40:38 |
Thank you, Pam. |
00:40:41 |
And I don't know how to tell you this, |
00:40:44 |
but there were some problems |
00:40:47 |
And your father, for whatever reason, |
00:40:53 |
What he's saying |
00:40:56 |
I'm sorry, girls. |
00:40:59 |
But, Tommy, you're not just gonna, like, |
00:41:02 |
I mean, you're gonna track down |
00:41:06 |
Yes, yes. I'm gonna try. |
00:41:10 |
- But Nakamori won't give up his sources. |
00:41:14 |
Yes. All right, let me be frank here. |
00:41:18 |
This company was already a sinking ship. |
00:41:21 |
With this new publicity scandal, |
00:41:26 |
It's disfortunate but true. |
00:41:29 |
And this is an excellent opportunity |
00:41:35 |
It's a great opportunity. |
00:41:38 |
I gotta pee. |
00:41:42 |
Yeah. Thanks. |
00:41:44 |
Thank you for sharing. |
00:41:49 |
Oh, my God. I am a federal emergency. |
00:41:53 |
- No wonder Mic dumped me. |
00:41:56 |
I don't know. |
00:42:00 |
Well, come on! Let's just go in there |
00:42:03 |
- that Dad totally screwed up. |
00:42:08 |
but getting things right |
00:42:11 |
- What do you mean? |
00:42:17 |
but I know I want |
00:42:21 |
We vote no. We don't believe our father |
00:42:26 |
The board doesn't need your votes to |
00:42:30 |
I've got a plane to Maui in an hour. |
00:42:32 |
All those in favor of bringing this offer |
00:42:35 |
with our recommendation to sell? |
00:42:43 |
- I'm going to exstain. |
00:42:46 |
I will see you all in 30 days |
00:42:50 |
You... |
00:43:01 |
Can I get a statement? |
00:43:03 |
Hey, hold back! |
00:43:06 |
Please, people. Step back. |
00:43:10 |
Sir, if you could step back |
00:43:13 |
There they are. |
00:43:30 |
- What do I press? |
00:43:31 |
- Four, three, two, one. |
00:43:34 |
This is Brad Tibe at E! and I'm actually |
00:43:37 |
right here in downtown Los Angeles! |
00:43:40 |
Come on. Hurry. |
00:43:45 |
- Ava. |
00:43:47 |
You have to leave it. |
00:43:50 |
- No. |
00:43:52 |
- No. |
00:43:58 |
- Rick. |
00:44:00 |
Can I get a statement from you? |
00:44:02 |
- Is it true your cosmetics cause cancer? |
00:44:05 |
Come on! Give me an E! exclusive! |
00:44:13 |
It should be on the left. |
00:44:23 |
- Thanks. |
00:44:25 |
Yeah. |
00:44:27 |
It's so windy. |
00:44:32 |
- Thanks. |
00:44:41 |
Rick, you were amazing. |
00:44:45 |
We owe you bigtime. |
00:44:48 |
And I never welch on a debt, |
00:44:51 |
despite what you might read |
00:44:54 |
Don't worry. I'll collect on that later. |
00:44:57 |
And I never believe |
00:45:00 |
Good. |
00:45:12 |
Bye. |
00:45:19 |
Jeez. Tanz. |
00:45:23 |
- He's a parking attendant. |
00:45:37 |
Los Angeles Free Legal Clinic. |
00:45:39 |
Hi. Remember us? |
00:45:44 |
Can we have a word with you |
00:00:02 |
But this is a really |
00:00:05 |
I'm sorry. My private suite's being redone. |
00:00:10 |
Okay, we need a lawyer. |
00:00:13 |
A free lawyer. |
00:00:14 |
Wait a second. |
00:00:16 |
You two want me |
00:00:20 |
- But you're rich. |
00:00:23 |
- We're destitute. |
00:00:27 |
Besides, you're not destitute. |
00:00:30 |
- you've got cars and houses. |
00:00:33 |
And our car got stolen. |
00:00:35 |
Besides, everything we own |
00:00:37 |
And they wanna sell us to Fabiella. |
00:00:39 |
- For only $60 million. |
00:00:41 |
- Obviously, we need help. |
00:00:45 |
This is a place where |
00:00:49 |
Not privileged people |
00:00:53 |
But our privilege got taken away from us. |
00:00:55 |
Yeah! And don't you think that it's fishy |
00:00:58 |
and then this scandal |
00:01:02 |
Yeah, but shit happens. |
00:01:04 |
I mean, it's a coincidence |
00:01:07 |
on the same day |
00:01:09 |
But that's the way it is. |
00:01:11 |
Look, if Fabiella wants to buy |
00:01:15 |
Then you'll have all your money, |
00:01:18 |
Henry, money doesn't buy happiness. |
00:01:22 |
- I know that. Do you? |
00:01:26 |
The point is that |
00:01:28 |
we don't want our father's reputation |
00:01:32 |
- And we need somebody to be on our side. |
00:01:42 |
What it sounds like you guys really need |
00:01:46 |
Well, do they have |
00:01:50 |
No. They're actually pretty pricey. |
00:01:55 |
Look, you guys might want |
00:02:02 |
In the meantime, |
00:02:06 |
Yes! |
00:02:07 |
She has a degree |
00:02:11 |
She'll make a great addition |
00:02:14 |
Yeah. Happy jousting. |
00:02:17 |
- Oh, God. |
00:02:24 |
You girls have your résumés? |
00:02:27 |
We had headshots, |
00:02:30 |
Okay. |
00:02:32 |
Doris, do you have any Motrin? |
00:02:35 |
What are your skills, girls? |
00:02:38 |
We can dance. You mean, like dancing? |
00:02:42 |
No, I mean, like, can you type? |
00:02:45 |
Can we type? We're good. |
00:02:48 |
We can do, like, ten IMs a minute. |
00:02:51 |
- See? |
00:02:56 |
Listen, girls. I don't think |
00:03:00 |
I think you girls need an |
00:03:08 |
Feel better. |
00:03:13 |
I cannot believe |
00:03:16 |
I mean, we've never even been employed. |
00:03:19 |
Shouldn't that mean |
00:03:22 |
What a tragedy. |
00:03:24 |
Right up there with the federal deficit. |
00:03:26 |
You know, maybe we should launch |
00:03:29 |
And my feet hurt so bad. |
00:03:35 |
How am I supposed to get new shoes |
00:03:38 |
Hey, you wanna try my Easy Spirits? |
00:03:40 |
You know, my cousin Costanza, |
00:03:42 |
she walked all the way here |
00:03:46 |
- Really? |
00:03:49 |
Okay, you guys, |
00:03:52 |
What are we supposed to do |
00:03:56 |
Well, how about Sassy Maids? |
00:04:00 |
- Ava. |
00:04:03 |
But do you know what, girls? |
00:04:07 |
So, while I am cleaning up |
00:04:10 |
I really would appreciate |
00:04:18 |
See you later. |
00:04:30 |
This doesn't seem like it's doing anything. |
00:04:41 |
This is enough to make me go vegan. |
00:04:43 |
It's for my boss. |
00:04:47 |
and he wants me to find all kinds |
00:04:58 |
You know, it would probably be easiest... |
00:05:02 |
Wow. It is amazing what you can do |
00:05:05 |
We should do that, Ava. |
00:05:07 |
- Do what? Start wearing push-up bras? |
00:05:10 |
Become investigators. |
00:05:14 |
You were the one that said you wanted |
00:05:17 |
Yes. Let's do it. |
00:05:21 |
- Investigators. |
00:05:30 |
Inez was right. These babies are amazing. |
00:05:36 |
They're so comfortable. |
00:05:38 |
I'm never gonna wear Jimmy Choos again. |
00:05:40 |
Bite your tongue. |
00:05:41 |
These are gonna be my investigator shoes. |
00:05:52 |
Just gotta get my size. |
00:05:56 |
- Hi, Pam. |
00:05:59 |
Really? We're wearing |
00:06:02 |
Fantastic. |
00:06:03 |
- I'm taking off. Hey! |
00:06:06 |
- Is something wrong? |
00:06:08 |
We just came to help out and see if, |
00:06:12 |
Tommy Katzenbach's office. |
00:06:13 |
I wish I could stay awhile, |
00:06:16 |
Fabiella's on line 1. |
00:06:20 |
- No. |
00:06:22 |
- I think you go. |
00:06:25 |
Now she's gonna know |
00:06:27 |
No. |
00:06:28 |
You, you, talk to her. |
00:06:33 |
Hi, Fabiella. |
00:06:37 |
How are you? |
00:06:38 |
- I've been so concerned. Are you well? |
00:06:42 |
Good. |
00:06:43 |
I'd like you to come to the office |
00:06:46 |
Businesswoman to businesswomen. |
00:06:48 |
Katzenbach, too, of course. |
00:06:51 |
I'll send my car. |
00:06:53 |
I'll see you at 1:00. |
00:07:00 |
What? |
00:07:02 |
- No! |
00:07:04 |
- No way! |
00:07:05 |
I am not going anywhere near |
00:07:08 |
- Maybe we should go. |
00:07:09 |
Whatever you think, you know. |
00:07:11 |
- We should go see what she has to say. |
00:07:17 |
- Have you seen Tanzie and Ava? |
00:07:21 |
Oh, thank God. |
00:07:22 |
I asked them to change that toner |
00:07:25 |
And they said, "Why does it need a toner? |
00:07:30 |
I think that's a perfectly |
00:07:38 |
Necesita toilet paper in last stall, |
00:07:50 |
Oh, I look disgusting. |
00:07:55 |
- And you got super serious. |
00:08:02 |
You know, I don't know why we didn't |
00:08:06 |
Okay, rule number one: don't trust anyone. |
00:08:11 |
That's true when it comes |
00:08:17 |
- Walk like Lucy. |
00:08:25 |
Ava? Come on. |
00:08:28 |
- Hold on, they should be right here. |
00:08:31 |
Come on, I'm geeking out here. |
00:08:33 |
My autonomic nervous system |
00:08:38 |
Come on, you know the biochemistry |
00:08:45 |
They're not in here. |
00:08:48 |
Okay, come on, let's go. |
00:09:02 |
Shoot! |
00:09:04 |
- Ava, come on, this is nuts. Let's go. |
00:09:08 |
Do you know how to pick a lock? |
00:09:10 |
What you think I look like, |
00:09:15 |
- Nice outfits. |
00:09:17 |
- We're interning. |
00:09:22 |
Your hair looks really nice today. |
00:09:25 |
Maybe you could help us with something. |
00:09:26 |
- In Tommy's office. |
00:09:35 |
- Do you have a bobby pin? |
00:09:40 |
Thanks. |
00:09:44 |
- How'd you learn that? |
00:09:48 |
Just kidding. |
00:09:50 |
But I did have my juvie moments. |
00:10:00 |
All right. |
00:10:01 |
I can't believe |
00:10:03 |
You know, I could get arrested. |
00:10:08 |
This whole thing was her idea. |
00:10:09 |
Look, I promise |
00:10:12 |
In fact, whenever we're in charge again, |
00:10:16 |
We're gonna make you |
00:10:19 |
Parking lot? Why do you think |
00:10:24 |
Because you park our car. |
00:10:26 |
- We don't have a parking attendant. |
00:10:30 |
I parked your car because I'm nice. |
00:10:32 |
I'm a lab technician. |
00:10:36 |
That is so cool. |
00:10:38 |
Look, I'm glad you two lovebirds |
00:10:41 |
Meanwhile, I just found all the files. |
00:10:43 |
Look, Everdew Night Cream formulas, |
00:10:47 |
And names and numbers |
00:10:50 |
Oh, my God. We gotta get out of here! |
00:10:52 |
What? Why? |
00:10:54 |
Yo, wait! Hold on, stop! |
00:11:00 |
Wait! |
00:11:05 |
Why do we have dogs? |
00:11:07 |
We got them last year |
00:11:09 |
We had break-ins? |
00:11:11 |
You guys didn't pay any attention |
00:11:13 |
- No, apparently not. |
00:11:16 |
- I really like chemistry. |
00:11:18 |
That's why I work down in the lab. |
00:11:20 |
I love it. I've actually been filling out |
00:11:22 |
- No way! Where? |
00:11:24 |
While I can really appreciate |
00:11:27 |
there's dogs outside |
00:11:30 |
Yeah, let's go. |
00:11:35 |
- So, are we outside the fence now? |
00:11:38 |
Oh, good. |
00:11:40 |
- Here, take this. |
00:11:42 |
- Okay, here, give me your bags. |
00:11:45 |
Hold up. |
00:11:48 |
- Come on. |
00:11:50 |
I don't even feel like I'm gonna plummet |
00:11:53 |
Speak for yourself. |
00:11:55 |
- Okay, I'll go first. |
00:11:57 |
- Down there. |
00:12:00 |
- Rick, no! |
00:12:04 |
Tanzie, I am serious! |
00:12:05 |
- Do not! Do not! |
00:12:07 |
Just pretend you're diving in the ocean |
00:12:09 |
- No, I can't. |
00:12:12 |
- Come on, Tanzie. |
00:12:22 |
You caught me. I guess that, like, |
00:12:27 |
You bet. |
00:12:32 |
- Get me out! |
00:12:33 |
Get me out! Grab my hand! |
00:12:35 |
Are you okay? |
00:12:45 |
Whoa. Beam me up, huh? |
00:12:51 |
I smell jasmine. |
00:12:53 |
We have it piped in. |
00:12:56 |
- I love Century City. |
00:13:01 |
- Please make yourselves comfortable. |
00:13:09 |
These are so ugly. |
00:13:14 |
Velvet. Sweet. |
00:13:16 |
Remember, |
00:13:19 |
Okay. |
00:13:22 |
May I offer you some coffee? |
00:13:25 |
Latte, espresso, cappuccino, mocha. |
00:13:30 |
Caramel macchiato, chai tea? |
00:13:34 |
I'd kill my first born |
00:13:36 |
Honey, if you knew my first born, |
00:13:40 |
- You? |
00:13:42 |
- Janet, make it happen. |
00:13:46 |
Now tell me. Tell me the truth. |
00:13:50 |
Are you truly, truly well? |
00:13:51 |
Because if you're not, |
00:13:53 |
I have two of the most |
00:13:58 |
and I'd be so pleased to lend you one. |
00:14:03 |
Thanks. |
00:14:12 |
I'll have one of those expressos, Janet, |
00:14:20 |
It must be easy coming to the office |
00:14:24 |
Yeah, this way no one can pack heat, huh? |
00:14:28 |
Just breathe. Relax. |
00:14:33 |
Now, I know things have really |
00:14:36 |
but all that's about to change. |
00:14:41 |
I want you to make the deal. |
00:14:43 |
You want to be a chemist? Be my chemist. |
00:14:46 |
Go to any college you want. |
00:14:49 |
You want to travel? |
00:14:51 |
The ancient ruins of Pompeii. |
00:14:54 |
The bronzed island boys |
00:14:58 |
Do it on my dime. |
00:15:00 |
I want you girls |
00:15:04 |
A line we create together. |
00:15:07 |
But our reputations |
00:15:10 |
Oh, I'll clear his name. |
00:15:13 |
I'll make your father a hero again. |
00:15:17 |
Listen up. |
00:15:18 |
My father, Morris Farbrinsky, |
00:15:23 |
to become mattress king of Atlantic City. |
00:15:26 |
Everybody called him a crook. |
00:15:28 |
But his memory means everything to me. |
00:15:31 |
- I know what you're going through. |
00:15:35 |
Oh, Tran, Bob. Hurrah. |
00:15:38 |
Why don't you give the girls foot rubs? |
00:15:46 |
Tran? Better yet, |
00:15:59 |
Remember, girls. I can give you |
00:16:08 |
So, maybe Fabiella wasn't so bad after all. |
00:16:11 |
- Ava! |
00:16:13 |
I cannot believe you. |
00:16:15 |
I mean, one temple rub and you... |
00:16:17 |
Wait. |
00:16:18 |
How psychic was she |
00:16:21 |
So she did her homework. |
00:16:24 |
But that doesn't just mean |
00:16:27 |
JK. |
00:16:28 |
Well, you're gonna help me |
00:16:31 |
Yes. But if Dad did it, we sell. |
00:16:34 |
And if he didn't, we fight! |
00:16:36 |
Okay. |
00:16:38 |
Out of the thousand tested, |
00:16:43 |
- So I divided up all the phone numbers. |
00:16:46 |
And now we start calling people. |
00:16:48 |
Let's do this! |
00:16:55 |
Hi, Dinah? Ava Marchetta. |
00:17:03 |
Thank you. |
00:17:06 |
Actually, I was calling to talk to you |
00:17:09 |
to the Everdew Night Cream. |
00:17:10 |
You're sure your skin was fine after that? |
00:17:22 |
Hi, Ava Marchetta. |
00:17:23 |
I was just calling to speak with you |
00:17:40 |
Thank you very much. |
00:17:50 |
Yes, thank you. |
00:17:54 |
- What? |
00:17:57 |
She said her rash |
00:18:00 |
- What? |
00:18:06 |
Thank you so much. |
00:18:08 |
- Well? |
00:18:11 |
That woman's doctor said |
00:18:14 |
This is crazy. |
00:18:16 |
Not one person |
00:18:21 |
Where did Ned Nakamori |
00:18:25 |
Teanne, no! |
00:18:26 |
What did you do, baby? |
00:18:29 |
Oh, Razz. I love you so much. |
00:18:32 |
- I'm so sorry I slept with your dad. |
00:18:42 |
I deserve to die! |
00:18:44 |
No! Don't you die. |
00:18:47 |
We have to get you to the hospital. |
00:18:51 |
- What did you take? |
00:18:57 |
Oh, hey. What are you doing here? |
00:19:00 |
Thought you were the pizza. |
00:19:02 |
I brought you these. |
00:19:04 |
And where's your sister? |
00:19:05 |
I thought you two |
00:19:07 |
I thought you didn't watch TV. |
00:19:14 |
- It smells like beef in here. |
00:19:20 |
Is that why you came here? |
00:19:24 |
Ha ha. |
00:19:30 |
So, interesting books you've got here. |
00:19:34 |
What is this? Pleasure reading? |
00:19:36 |
My sister works |
00:19:38 |
So, she sends me the ones |
00:19:40 |
And, yes, I do read them. I like to read. |
00:19:44 |
So, sister, huh? |
00:19:46 |
That's something we have in common. |
00:19:47 |
Yeah, it's probably about the only thing |
00:19:51 |
Well, you're awfully quick to judge. |
00:19:54 |
As much as I'm enjoying |
00:19:57 |
on my character and office smell, |
00:19:59 |
would you do me a favor |
00:20:03 |
Just a second. |
00:20:07 |
- Hey, Tanz. |
00:20:09 |
I compared the formula in the testing |
00:20:12 |
- And Dad changed it. |
00:20:14 |
Yes way. |
00:20:17 |
but there's no records of this in the files. |
00:20:20 |
I'm telling you, Ava, |
00:20:22 |
- Okay, well, just see what you can find. |
00:20:27 |
- You don't have a case. |
00:20:29 |
Not one of these people |
00:20:32 |
And then we find out |
00:20:35 |
Someone had to have fabricated |
00:20:37 |
- You don't have any proof, though. |
00:20:40 |
- No, you don't. |
00:20:42 |
No, you don't. |
00:20:44 |
Okay, fine. We don't. |
00:20:47 |
With us today is Ned Nakamori, |
00:20:48 |
the reporter who first broke |
00:20:52 |
Ned, is it true that this is the end |
00:20:55 |
Is a sale to Fabiella Cosmetics imminent? |
00:20:57 |
That's right, Christiane. It's expected that |
00:21:00 |
when Marchetta Cosmetics' shareholders |
00:21:03 |
they will overwhelmingly approve a sale |
00:21:06 |
Let's hope new leadership |
00:21:09 |
like the one I brought to light |
00:21:11 |
I always had perfect skin. |
00:21:42 |
- Information. |
00:21:44 |
I need a Los Angeles number for KLAE. |
00:22:02 |
- Hello. |
00:22:05 |
- What's your name? |
00:22:07 |
- Hi, Gene. I'm Tina. |
00:22:12 |
Did anyone ever tell you |
00:22:16 |
- Thanks. |
00:22:19 |
- Thanks. |
00:22:21 |
I'm sure you're a lot nicer than they are. |
00:22:23 |
What spoiled jerks. |
00:22:26 |
Hey, Gene. |
00:22:28 |
Believe it or not, I'm actually on the prowl |
00:22:32 |
that people have to sign |
00:22:35 |
I mean, everyone you air |
00:22:38 |
Yeah, that's right. |
00:22:40 |
So, I was wondering if I could just get |
00:22:46 |
- Oh, I am not authorized to do that. |
00:22:50 |
I'm gonna be in so much trouble. |
00:22:53 |
My boss needs them for a TV emergency. |
00:22:57 |
If you could just help me |
00:23:10 |
You're gonna be quick, right? |
00:23:30 |
Hurry! |
00:23:36 |
What the hell's going on in here, Gene? |
00:23:40 |
Well, well. What have we here? |
00:23:44 |
Her boss is having a TV emergency. |
00:23:47 |
Gene, you must be a stone moron. |
00:23:50 |
- That's Tanzie Marchetta. |
00:23:55 |
You're in big trouble. |
00:24:00 |
Sorry, it's not exactly Sushi Roku, but... |
00:24:03 |
Are you kidding? |
00:24:06 |
You haven't had Domino's before? |
00:24:08 |
Well, once at Brigitta's |
00:24:12 |
But, other than that, |
00:24:15 |
Good Lord. |
00:24:20 |
Look. Thanks for helping us. |
00:24:24 |
All of our so-called friends have treated us |
00:24:28 |
Yeah, I know about the leper thing. |
00:24:31 |
- So... |
00:24:34 |
- Nerds are, like, really in right now. |
00:24:39 |
A beautiful girl like you |
00:24:44 |
I don't know about beautiful. |
00:24:45 |
I gained two pounds since I've been poor. |
00:24:48 |
I used to make fun of regular people |
00:24:51 |
and their love handles, |
00:24:55 |
I got my first eye bag yesterday. |
00:24:58 |
You could use a little |
00:25:05 |
You still look pretty great to me. |
00:25:09 |
My mom was a model, so looking great |
00:25:16 |
Where is your mom, anyway? |
00:25:19 |
She's in Europe with an Egyptian prince. |
00:25:23 |
She changed her name to Isis, |
00:25:28 |
We get e-mails every few years. |
00:25:31 |
You wanna know something |
00:25:34 |
I can remember living in |
00:25:38 |
and being really happy. |
00:25:41 |
I mean, Tanzie doesn't remember that, |
00:25:48 |
You're different than I thought |
00:25:57 |
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
00:26:00 |
What happened? |
00:26:02 |
I can feel it! Get it off me! I hate rats! |
00:26:05 |
- That's my cat, Clarence Darrow. |
00:26:08 |
- I hate cats! |
00:26:11 |
- What? You think I'm overreacting? |
00:26:14 |
He looks like he has rabies! |
00:26:15 |
- Come on. |
00:26:17 |
This is like an episode of Fear Factor! |
00:26:18 |
I'm sorry I don't live in a mansion |
00:26:21 |
And, what, |
00:26:23 |
you think you're like Gandhi or something? |
00:26:25 |
What about you? |
00:26:28 |
I am cupcake! Okay? |
00:26:33 |
Thank God I didn't kiss you! |
00:26:37 |
Because I would have let you kiss me. |
00:26:39 |
You were practically in my lap. |
00:26:42 |
- I was reaching for more pizza. |
00:26:45 |
I was! And you know what? |
00:26:49 |
You know why? |
00:26:52 |
You can't fire me. |
00:26:56 |
You're still fired. |
00:27:00 |
What! Hello? What? |
00:27:20 |
- Hi. |
00:27:22 |
Looks like one of them |
00:27:25 |
the Promenade Hotel |
00:27:29 |
- No. I'm not a hooker. |
00:27:31 |
Not that I don't respect |
00:27:36 |
It's just that... I don't really... |
00:27:38 |
In fact, it's really a personal failing |
00:27:41 |
You know, 'cause if I could |
00:27:44 |
- You got some soft skin. |
00:27:47 |
It's like a baby's. How you do that? |
00:27:53 |
Tanzania Marchetta. |
00:27:57 |
- That's $20,000 bail. |
00:28:02 |
What kind of criminal has $20,000? |
00:28:06 |
What is wrong with the justice system? |
00:28:07 |
It ought to be peanuts for you, missy. |
00:28:09 |
You know what? Henry, stop! |
00:28:09 |
You know what? Henry, stop! |
00:28:13 |
And you know what else? |
00:28:14 |
The only reason that you're still here |
00:28:17 |
Ava, there's a bail bondsman |
00:28:19 |
And what? |
00:28:21 |
No, he'll loan you the money. |
00:28:24 |
I don't have any collateral. |
00:28:30 |
- But that's my dad's watch. |
00:28:37 |
Sorry, Rolie. Time for you to go. |
00:28:40 |
Okay, the key to soft skin like mine |
00:28:46 |
Exfoliation. |
00:28:48 |
- Exfoliation. |
00:28:51 |
Yes. |
00:28:52 |
Now, Laporscha, all of that makeup |
00:28:57 |
You need to be kinder to your pores. |
00:28:59 |
If only we had some kind of a scrub. |
00:29:04 |
Oh! I got an egg roll in my bra. |
00:29:08 |
That's okay. |
00:29:10 |
I got sand all up in my toe jam |
00:29:14 |
Great. |
00:29:16 |
Anything abrasive like this |
00:29:19 |
Okay, you want to use natural |
00:29:23 |
Stay away from formaldehyde. |
00:29:25 |
You don't even want to know |
00:29:27 |
a woman swallows a year |
00:29:30 |
Okay, you want to use, like, sea kelp, |
00:29:34 |
Girl, we can't afford nothing |
00:29:37 |
And nothing that costs two bucks is gonna |
00:29:40 |
Yeah, if they just sold something |
00:29:44 |
- Tanzania Marchetta? You made bail. |
00:29:49 |
But we were just getting ready |
00:30:05 |
- How'd you get so good at this? |
00:30:11 |
How dare you sneak in like that? |
00:30:12 |
What in the world are you wearing? |
00:30:15 |
- No wonder you ended up in jail. |
00:30:17 |
Girls, you're gonna drive me crazy. |
00:30:21 |
You smell like Satan's armpit. |
00:30:26 |
And you. Come here, young lady! |
00:30:29 |
Who do you think you are, |
00:30:32 |
"Oh, Nezy, well, Tanzie's in jail, |
00:30:35 |
Don't worry? |
00:30:37 |
- You almost gave me a heart attack! |
00:30:39 |
I didn't know |
00:30:41 |
What? Are you crazy? |
00:30:43 |
Who am I, if not your mother? |
00:30:45 |
You're the one always telling us |
00:30:48 |
and that we don't appreciate you. |
00:30:54 |
That's what mamas do. |
00:30:57 |
- Don't you understand? |
00:31:03 |
I am. I'm sorry. |
00:31:05 |
You know, apart from my own two girls, |
00:31:11 |
I know that. |
00:31:12 |
And I would never let you suffer. |
00:31:16 |
- I love you. |
00:31:24 |
Look at you. |
00:31:28 |
You remind me so much like your father. |
00:31:33 |
He was a very good man. |
00:31:38 |
And he was gonna |
00:31:40 |
He was? |
00:31:43 |
I wanna help you with that. |
00:31:53 |
Hey! |
00:31:54 |
Could someone come and help me in here? |
00:31:56 |
The tattoo that Butch Brenda gave me |
00:31:58 |
She said it was henna! |
00:32:09 |
Rural route 17. |
00:32:11 |
- How ghetto is that? |
00:32:16 |
Pothole. |
00:32:17 |
Told you we should've gotten the Beamer. |
00:32:18 |
And I told you too expensive. |
00:32:21 |
Someone's been hanging out |
00:32:25 |
- Look, I went over there for help. For us. |
00:32:32 |
Well, what about you? |
00:32:33 |
You and Rick practically, like, |
00:32:37 |
Admit it, Tanz. You think he's hot. |
00:32:40 |
- I'll admit it when you admit it. |
00:32:43 |
- No, I didn't. |
00:32:45 |
Well, then, you did, too. |
00:32:49 |
Ava, I like Henry a lot more than I like Mic. |
00:32:55 |
The thing I like about Henry is... |
00:32:57 |
I mean, you know, |
00:33:01 |
- What? |
00:33:05 |
Like Daddy did. And I used to resent that. |
00:33:10 |
And I used to think, you know, |
00:33:11 |
all he wants me to do is be good |
00:33:15 |
But, now I think, wow! |
00:33:24 |
Sometimes I wish Dad had've been |
00:33:28 |
- You do? |
00:33:30 |
But look at you now, Tanz. |
00:33:32 |
I mean, you're the one that got the clue |
00:33:36 |
And then you're gonna go off to UCLA, |
00:33:38 |
the most genius chemistry major |
00:33:43 |
Do you mean it? Really? |
00:33:45 |
And, like, you know, |
00:33:48 |
You know. |
00:34:58 |
Margo Thorness? |
00:34:59 |
So, after I had |
00:35:04 |
with the Everdew Night Cream, |
00:35:05 |
the company offered to pay |
00:35:10 |
- They did? |
00:35:13 |
Did you happen to have |
00:35:17 |
Oh, no. No, ma'am. |
00:35:20 |
It's funny, then, that I saw you |
00:35:25 |
Oh, that? |
00:35:28 |
Well, see, at the time, I didn't know |
00:35:32 |
- So, I went to see a whole lot of doctors. |
00:35:37 |
Do you happen to have |
00:35:39 |
- before you had the reactions? |
00:35:42 |
You know, I'm a shy, delicate flower. |
00:35:47 |
I really don't like being photographed. |
00:35:51 |
But you have all these pictures of you. |
00:35:54 |
Yeah, but... |
00:36:00 |
Really? |
00:36:03 |
Oh, my! I need to get to church! |
00:36:06 |
- On a Wednesday? |
00:36:09 |
I run a Bible study, |
00:36:11 |
so I'm afraid |
00:36:13 |
Now! |
00:36:15 |
Does she think that we're complete idiots? |
00:36:19 |
I saw her face, and you know what? |
00:36:22 |
- That is severe eczema scarring. |
00:36:26 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:36:29 |
- And we have no proof. |
00:36:33 |
- We can find those records. |
00:36:36 |
The vote is on Saturday. |
00:36:40 |
- You're just gonna give up like that? |
00:36:42 |
This is not fair! It's not right! |
00:36:45 |
The world doesn't care, Tanz. Okay? |
00:36:49 |
God. |
00:36:54 |
Bite me! Could this get any worse? |
00:36:59 |
We could die here. |
00:37:01 |
You tell your friend Margo |
00:37:05 |
spraying on my Vee-Dub one more time, |
00:37:09 |
You hear me? On fire! |
00:37:11 |
- Oh, my God! |
00:37:15 |
- Sir! Hey, sir! |
00:37:19 |
- How long has Margo lived there? |
00:37:23 |
Thank the Lord |
00:37:26 |
That Big Dipper mark scared me to death. |
00:37:29 |
It did look like the Big Dipper. |
00:37:31 |
Priorities, Tanz. |
00:37:33 |
- Excuse me? When did she get that mark? |
00:37:40 |
That is lovely, sir! Just lovely. |
00:37:44 |
- Can we get a jump? |
00:37:49 |
Wait until Tommy hears |
00:37:51 |
- Screw Tommy. |
00:37:53 |
You and I are taking care of ourselves |
00:37:56 |
Tommy hasn't done jack. |
00:37:58 |
All he's gonna do |
00:38:01 |
You know what? He wants proof? Fine. |
00:38:05 |
You and I are gonna get it. |
00:38:06 |
Red leather, yellow leather. |
00:38:09 |
Ned Nakamori? |
00:38:11 |
Well, well, well. |
00:38:16 |
- What can I do you for? |
00:38:17 |
- What can I do you for? |
00:38:20 |
Wait, let me guess. It was a hoax, right? |
00:38:22 |
Darling, I hear that from all my busts. |
00:38:26 |
Sorry, I'm busy. |
00:38:29 |
Are you too busy to hear |
00:38:32 |
involved in stock fraud? |
00:38:33 |
- You'll get the exclusive. |
00:38:37 |
All we need is just |
00:38:46 |
You're a regular Martha Stewart. |
00:38:51 |
Are you sure |
00:38:52 |
- I'm sorry. I... |
00:38:56 |
- And my office isn't too embarrassing? |
00:39:00 |
Besides, there's something |
00:39:04 |
I even came close |
00:39:07 |
Wow. That's a big step. |
00:39:10 |
And I was wrong about you. |
00:39:15 |
Will you guys just kiss already |
00:39:21 |
- Well, hello, hello! |
00:39:24 |
Oh, cheese. Nice touch. |
00:39:27 |
- I understand we're celebrating a merger. |
00:39:31 |
- Hi. How are you? |
00:39:34 |
- Tommy, this is our attorney Henry. |
00:39:37 |
- How are you? |
00:39:40 |
I love you very much. I'll talk to you later. |
00:39:45 |
- Hi. |
00:39:47 |
Tommy let me come |
00:39:49 |
Pam's sick. Isn't that awesome? |
00:39:52 |
Your nose. |
00:39:54 |
- It looks kind of like mine. |
00:39:57 |
You were my inspiration. |
00:40:02 |
Buongiorno, chicklets. I'm over the moon. |
00:40:06 |
- This is Nelson, my attorney. |
00:40:09 |
- Tanzie. |
00:40:10 |
- Nelson. Tommy Katzenbach. |
00:40:12 |
- How are you? |
00:40:14 |
- Cheese? |
00:40:16 |
No, no, no. Bad for the complexion. |
00:40:19 |
- What is this place? |
00:40:22 |
Bravo on the cost-cutting measure. |
00:40:24 |
I always say, "Never spend |
00:40:27 |
"They always gouge you in the end." |
00:40:30 |
I'm missing courtside Lakers for this. |
00:40:34 |
This better be good. |
00:40:36 |
Why don't we just all take a seat? |
00:40:39 |
- And we'll get started. |
00:40:40 |
I'll sit. |
00:40:47 |
Tommy, you told us all along |
00:40:51 |
to convince the stockholders |
00:40:54 |
Our father changed the Everdew formula |
00:40:57 |
He took out the isopropyl lanolate. |
00:40:59 |
Which we chem nerds know |
00:41:02 |
Girls, I'm absolutely enthralled |
00:41:06 |
but I'm not quite sure I see the point. |
00:41:09 |
We tracked down one of the victims. |
00:41:11 |
The woman that we found wasn't scarred |
00:41:14 |
She was born with a skin disease. |
00:41:17 |
And we found her with perfect skin, |
00:41:20 |
thanks to the plastic surgeries |
00:41:24 |
Wait a minute. |
00:41:26 |
Why didn't you explain this to us, |
00:41:27 |
What? This is the first I've heard of it. |
00:41:32 |
Well, this has been quite a hoot, girls, |
00:41:36 |
When you're ready to talk merging, |
00:41:39 |
Hold it! |
00:41:40 |
We also found the canceled checks |
00:41:43 |
paid for out of our personal accounts. |
00:41:47 |
No wonder we were overdrawn, Craig. |
00:41:51 |
We also found the anonymous package |
00:41:56 |
It came from you, Fabiella. |
00:41:58 |
You don't think I'm so desperate |
00:42:02 |
Fabiella, don't say one more word. |
00:42:06 |
You're right. Someone did plant evidence. |
00:42:09 |
- But it wasn't Fabiella. |
00:42:14 |
Ask yourself this, Nelson. |
00:42:16 |
Who would have access |
00:42:19 |
or access to our personal bank accounts? |
00:42:26 |
Tommy, our trustee. |
00:42:28 |
- What? |
00:42:30 |
The messenger slip you signed. |
00:42:35 |
In your handwriting. |
00:42:43 |
Girls, you know I'd never... |
00:42:45 |
Can it, Katzenbach. You set me up. |
00:42:48 |
You said you could get me Marchetta |
00:42:51 |
And I said, "Spare me the details |
00:42:54 |
So what? I'm a little bit of a criminal, |
00:42:59 |
Daddy didn't leave you his company, |
00:43:02 |
You devalued our stock |
00:43:05 |
You'll be facing some |
00:43:09 |
Katzenbach, you wannabe player. |
00:43:12 |
Trying to step to these babies |
00:43:15 |
But you've been kicked to the curb, |
00:43:18 |
So, you gonna find yourself begging |
00:43:25 |
All right! So what? |
00:43:27 |
You girls would have been set for life! |
00:43:29 |
I built this company, too, you know? |
00:43:32 |
Is it my fault that |
00:43:36 |
makeup man |
00:43:45 |
Bravo, girls. You deserve your company. |
00:43:48 |
Round one to you. I'm impressed. |
00:43:55 |
Oh, my... |
00:43:59 |
Chairman Tweeney, |
00:44:01 |
in asking to fire Mr. Katzenbach. |
00:44:03 |
- Fire? |
00:44:06 |
Not at all, Ms. Marchetta. |
00:44:14 |
Sweeties? Have a little simphatico, huh? |
00:44:20 |
All I ever wanted |
00:44:38 |
Your attorney's here, and Mic's on line 1. |
00:44:42 |
I'm sure he's looking for a job |
00:44:45 |
Take a message, |
00:44:48 |
Thanks, Jaden. |
00:44:50 |
- Hey, sexy. |
00:44:57 |
Did I ever tell you |
00:45:01 |
Come on, it's Nordstrom's. Sales rack. |
00:45:15 |
More carotene oil. |
00:45:20 |
I'm going like baby's-butt softness here. |
00:45:25 |
- Good call, freshman. |
00:45:48 |
Good night. |
00:45:50 |
- Good night, Mama. |
00:46:13 |
- You caught me. |
00:46:19 |
That's not me. |
00:46:21 |
- I'm looking at you on the patio. |
00:46:23 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
00:46:25 |
- That's not me. |
00:46:26 |
- Give me that! |
00:46:30 |
If the smoke bothers you so much |
00:46:35 |
I could taste it all in there. |
00:46:37 |
Sorry. Don't do that. |
00:46:40 |
All in... All in favor... |
00:46:44 |
- WOAll in favor of bringing... |
00:46:50 |
You told me |
00:46:52 |
And I said, "Spare me the details. |
00:46:55 |
"Go ahead. Do it. Make my day." |
00:47:00 |
But you been kicked to the curb. |
00:47:03 |
And I even forgot my line. |
00:47:06 |
- Exfoliation. |
00:47:09 |
Yes! Now, LaFonda. LaFonda! |
00:47:14 |
- I need something fine but grainy... |
00:47:18 |
- Just give me a minute. |
00:47:21 |
Something fine but grainy. |
00:47:22 |
Oh! I got a chunky |
00:47:25 |
- Just give me a minute. |
00:47:30 |
I got a tube of toothpaste in my bra. |
00:47:34 |
That's okay. |
00:47:36 |
Something fine and grainy... |
00:47:38 |
I got a jar of maraschino cherries |
00:47:41 |
if you just give me a minute. |
00:47:44 |
No, that's okay. |
00:47:48 |
Would you just grow up, for God's sakes? |
00:47:59 |
- This skin show's disgusting! Stop! |
00:48:02 |
Well... |