Material Girls

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00:01:31 - Miss Marchetta.
00:01:36 Ava, this car is so hard to get out of.
00:01:38 That's the point.
00:01:40 Anyone who ever gained baby weight
00:01:42 - Thanks.
00:01:43 Okay. How do I look?
00:01:45 - Total rock star.
00:01:47 - Liking?
00:01:49 - Oh, I love it!
00:01:52 - Hey!
00:02:15 Hey, hey, over here! Come here!
00:02:17 You girls are so beautiful, beautiful!
00:02:20 Etienne!
00:02:22 Beautiful. Gorgeous.
00:02:24 Finally. I thought you said five minutes.
00:02:24 Finally. I thought you said five minutes.
00:02:26 My fingers were going arctic
00:02:29 - Thank you.
00:02:30 Gross. Where's Mic?
00:02:32 He's over there making out
00:02:35 What?
00:02:37 JK!
00:02:39 - I'm sorry. I love you.
00:02:42 Mic.
00:02:45 - What up, Tanz?
00:02:47 Johnny from the show wants to meet you.
00:02:49 He's gonna be on the cover
00:02:51 You should think about it.
00:02:52 - He's gonna be at my party.
00:02:56 Don't you mean our party?
00:02:57 And wait until you see the fierceness
00:03:01 Oh, my God!
00:03:04 I cried so hard last week when you
00:03:08 Is she gonna kill herself?
00:03:09 Tune in on Wednesday night
00:03:12 Go, groupie.
00:03:13 - You want me to sign your abs?
00:03:16 That would be great!
00:03:17 I love the way that you spell your name.
00:03:20 You are such a creative genius.
00:03:24 Ava, don't let it bother you. He loves you.
00:03:27 - He's just used to random hounds.
00:03:30 I just cannot wait
00:03:32 You have a little smudge.
00:03:34 Should've used
00:03:37 Pure beauty genius.
00:03:41 - I know you would!
00:03:43 Go have fun. Eat your man.
00:03:45 - Hey, Jose!
00:03:47 Tanzie! Tanzie!
00:03:54 Come with us. Tara Reid and Fred Durst
00:03:57 You guys, if I have to hear them
00:04:00 I hate classic rock.
00:04:03 Tanzie! You have been
00:04:06 Yeah.
00:04:07 I'm gonna have to give you
00:04:10 Guys, to be honest with you,
00:04:12 - I wanted to stay home and finish...
00:04:16 You know Martinique feeds everything
00:04:19 Do you really want them writing that you
00:04:22 and fill out
00:04:25 We are the face of Marchetta,
00:04:27 and the face of Marchetta
00:04:30 Babe, I'm missing you out here!
00:04:31 - Come on!
00:04:34 - Come on, let's go.
00:04:38 Come on, y'all!
00:05:52 You would be amazed
00:05:54 even damaged skin,
00:05:58 Now, exposing your skin
00:06:01 this is a nightmare for the skin.
00:06:04 If you start with an all-natural regimen,
00:06:07 this will cure
00:06:11 One of the biggest problems
00:06:14 Now, take toner, for example...
00:06:16 The person who has influenced me
00:06:19 is my father, Victor Marchetta.
00:06:24 Though he's gone now,
00:06:27 concocting the perfect lipstick.
00:06:30 I'll never forget the time he taught me
00:06:32 the dangers of using F, D and C
00:06:43 Good luck with the girl's bedroom, Ava.
00:06:50 ...with this sad excuse of a breakfast.
00:06:54 I don't even think low carb is gonna cut it
00:06:56 I am so bloated. Can I just have hot water
00:06:59 and cayenne pepper
00:07:02 I need to cleanse.
00:07:03 - I need an aspirin.
00:07:06 Hey! Tanz, give it a rest.
00:07:09 You can't keep sitting here
00:07:11 from two years ago
00:07:13 - Plus that skin show's disgusting.
00:07:17 Oh, that's so sweet. And creepy.
00:07:20 Plus I gotta clear up some space here.
00:07:24 And this week,
00:07:26 Ava, give it!
00:07:27 - We're talking Golden Globe material!
00:07:29 Do you have the X-rated version?
00:07:30 No, but I got
00:07:32 - Oh, really? You go to a lot of screenings?
00:07:33 Well, your next one's gonna be
00:07:37 For Channel 10 News, I'm Ned Nakamori.
00:07:38 - And you're ripping people off!
00:07:41 - I hate that cheez whiz.
00:07:45 Oh, goodie!
00:07:55 I'll take that, thank you.
00:07:57 "Ava, you are so hot. Love, Mic.
00:08:01 "PS: Don't forget to watch me tonight
00:08:06 - Ava.
00:08:10 Thank you very much. The gate is open.
00:08:15 - It's huge.
00:08:18 Look at that! He has such great taste.
00:08:22 - Ava, you picked that out.
00:08:26 - It's huge.
00:08:27 - Do you like it?
00:08:28 Okay, come on, come on, come on.
00:08:31 - You have a meeting to go to right now.
00:08:34 - Yeah, can't we go tomorrow?
00:08:37 - Tomorrow.
00:08:39 Not reschedule. This is charity.
00:08:41 Oh, that reminds me. I cleaned out
00:08:46 Thank you.
00:08:51 Hey, babe, we love this song!
00:09:15 - Let me take this.
00:09:21 - Thanks.
00:09:26 - Thanks.
00:09:29 Right.
00:09:33 Tanzie?
00:09:40 I've gotta come to the office more often.
00:09:44 - Hi.
00:09:46 - Hey.
00:09:49 - How are you?
00:09:51 - Hi, Jasmine.
00:09:53 - Hi.
00:09:54 - Tommy!
00:09:55 My gorgeous girls. Are you hungry?
00:10:00 Let's get some food, come on.
00:10:03 You're too nice.
00:10:04 Hey, let me ask you girls a question.
00:10:07 What do you think of this tie?
00:10:11 - This is Rocawear.
00:10:13 - And yes, it's nice. I like it.
00:10:15 - You look very handsome.
00:10:18 Can I get some snacks?
00:10:22 - This is Jaden. She's our new intern.
00:10:25 Nice to meet you.
00:10:28 Hey, Jaden?
00:10:33 - I love your dress.
00:10:36 Maybe when I'm done with it,
00:10:38 Let's go in my office.
00:10:42 On the DL. Look who I have here.
00:10:44 - Hi, Pam. How are you?
00:10:45 Hello, my darlings.
00:10:47 - Hold my calls, Pam.
00:10:49 Oh, Craig is waiting.
00:10:50 - Hi, Craig.
00:10:52 - How are you girls?
00:10:54 - Great.
00:10:55 let me put this as delicately as I can.
00:11:02 - Thank you, Pam. You may depart.
00:11:06 - Very nice.
00:11:07 There's no new product.
00:11:13 there is no Marchetta Cosmetics.
00:11:16 And, so, this is what
00:11:18 when you take over the company in July
00:11:22 I mean,
00:11:25 Well, I mean, you're gonna be, you know,
00:11:29 Yeah, sure. Yes, yes, of course.
00:11:31 if you keep me on.
00:11:38 No, I'm okay, thank you.
00:11:44 Jaden? Do me a favor, would you, please,
00:11:49 Thank you.
00:11:51 We have information that Fabiella is
00:11:56 Fabiella? That's Daddy's worst enemy.
00:11:59 All right, just listen
00:12:02 I prefer very, very hard pressure.
00:12:07 - Yes, I'm sorry. I'm scheduling a shiatsu.
00:12:12 - What did you say?
00:12:15 Yeah, right. Okay.
00:12:19 If the numbers come in from Fabiella
00:12:23 I mean, we could pay off our creditors
00:12:26 - A eunuch?
00:12:30 And you girls could spend that cheddar
00:12:34 I could finance
00:12:36 - Ava?
00:12:38 He wrote a really good script, Tanzie.
00:12:42 This is Daddy's legacy
00:12:44 All right. Chill, chill.
00:12:48 We'll think about it. There's no rush here.
00:12:51 We'll take our time.
00:12:52 In the meantime,
00:12:55 and earn ourselves a tax credit. Come on!
00:12:59 We specialize in making large-print books
00:13:03 who suffer from macular degeneration,
00:13:06 or just plain bad eyesight.
00:13:09 We also offer storytelling
00:13:14 Yet, for some reason,
00:13:18 by the federal government,
00:13:20 which is why
00:13:24 Please, help our aged neighbors enjoy
00:13:30 Thank you.
00:13:32 That was very touching.
00:13:34 We'll let you know by the end of the week.
00:13:36 - Thank you.
00:13:40 Tanzie remembered
00:13:44 We like the breast cancer lady
00:13:46 And the animal cancer lady.
00:13:50 - Thank you.
00:13:54 She was first.
00:13:57 - Do you think Tommy's going to be mad?
00:14:00 He knows we only have six hours
00:14:02 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:14:08 Oh, no. Am I late?
00:14:09 I thought my appointment
00:14:11 Not bad for a guy in a suit
00:14:15 - You're one of the charity people, right?
00:14:19 - Greater Los Angeles Free Legal Clinic.
00:14:23 No, we help people
00:14:26 Let me give you my card.
00:14:28 Wait. So, you don't even help people
00:14:33 No. We help people who are poor.
00:14:36 Right, but that's not a terrible disease,
00:14:39 I mean,
00:14:43 Okay. I guess
00:14:46 By the way, a little Preparation H
00:14:49 - will really get rid of the puffiness.
00:14:50 - will really get rid of the puffiness.
00:15:05 Here they come! Okay, let's get them.
00:15:06 Will my Sidekick fit in your bag?
00:15:09 Okay. Well, give me your lip gloss.
00:15:12 - Okay?
00:15:16 Okay, Us Weekly and People are first!
00:15:18 We're mad at Gossip Weekly because of
00:15:21 People Magazine.
00:15:24 - We are.
00:15:25 We're just so excited just to be able
00:15:28 Well, what I want to know,
00:15:31 - I mean, you've got runner's legs.
00:15:33 So do you!
00:15:36 - Hi, Teri.
00:15:37 Where's Mic?
00:15:38 Mic is actually in Long Beach doing
00:15:42 - Is it true you're engaged?
00:15:46 Hi, we're the Marchetta Sisters,
00:15:50 I'm so bored of this.
00:15:52 If you make it into People,
00:15:56 Phoebe, how are you?
00:15:59 - There's Jacqueline.
00:16:00 You know, Joe Tweeney's daughter.
00:16:03 - Jacqueline, hi!
00:16:04 - You look stunning!
00:16:07 - Beautiful outfit.
00:16:10 We watched that episode.
00:16:13 Oh, my God! We love that show.
00:16:15 - We cried.
00:16:17 - We should send her some...
00:16:19 Now, remember. Be charming.
00:16:21 But don't let her think you're too easy.
00:16:24 - Okay. Hi!
00:16:26 Look at you two. So hot, I am blinded.
00:16:30 - Thank you.
00:16:33 I knew Vic a long time, and let me tell you,
00:16:36 we had a relationship
00:16:39 That's why I'm here.
00:16:42 To see you two so grown-up in charge.
00:16:48 Now, I've got the market cornered
00:16:51 And you've got the Gen-Y crowd.
00:16:53 Together we are unstoppable.
00:17:00 Oh, I'm sorry. I just saw
00:17:03 Some advice, girls.
00:17:08 A hard bod is no substitute
00:17:13 Okay.
00:17:17 - Well, well, well.
00:17:20 A powwow of squaws. Fabiella.
00:17:24 I'm sorry, but I can't have you
00:17:28 Of course.
00:17:30 Enjoy your evening, darlings.
00:17:31 - Thank you.
00:17:33 And you as well. Come along, sweeties.
00:17:35 - Thank God you saved us.
00:17:40 From his early days in the South Bronx,
00:17:42 when he brewed his cosmetics in pots
00:17:46 to the rise at the top
00:17:49 Victor Marchetta always remembered
00:17:53 "We make a living by what we get,
00:18:00 Here.
00:18:01 Before his tragic death two years ago...
00:18:02 - Thank you, Tommy.
00:18:05 It's so sad.
00:18:06 His first product line
00:18:08 I have raccoon eyes.
00:18:10 You should have used
00:18:12 - Give me that. Give me that.
00:18:16 - Let's check out the gift bags.
00:18:18 You do not understand
00:18:22 - Show a little respect.
00:18:24 They've become the beautiful, charming
00:18:29 - Smell, smell.
00:18:31 Dang, this is like $100 an ounce.
00:18:35 Hey. You guys, have some respect.
00:18:37 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:18:42 and Victor's best friend,
00:18:51 Thank you.
00:18:53 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:18:56 - And thank you, Charlotte.
00:18:58 Charmaine. Charlene, forgive me.
00:19:01 I was fortunate to know a side of Vic
00:19:06 We grew up together.
00:19:08 And for that, he brought
00:19:15 I'm all about this phone television.
00:19:20 - Oh, my God.
00:19:22 Then he creates Madonna 's first look.
00:19:26 Her second and third looks.
00:19:28 Not to mention Alice Cooper
00:19:32 All beautiful, beautiful women.
00:19:36 But his two best girls
00:19:43 Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up
00:19:48 Girls.
00:19:57 - Thanks, Tommy.
00:20:00 And you know he totally got stuck
00:20:04 And the car accidents.
00:20:06 Let's look through the channels.
00:20:07 What channels?
00:20:08 Hey, the Game Show Network!
00:20:12 Go to Channel 10.
00:20:15 They're on the news.
00:20:18 Hey, Mom, Dad, check out your TVs.
00:20:21 We wanna thank everyone so much
00:20:23 - and honoring our father.
00:20:26 But what if the cosmetics
00:20:30 We're so proud of him, and we're proud
00:20:33 Hey, put it on the screen!
00:20:36 The product gave them terrible scars
00:20:40 - While developing their night cream...
00:20:42 I didn't approve this spot.
00:20:44 ... it appears the founder, Victor Marchetta,
00:20:45 deliberately covered up his discovery of
00:20:49 - What's going on?
00:20:51 Until I started using
00:20:57 I put it on my nose!
00:21:02 Excuse me, turn it off. Sit down!
00:21:07 Don't you know how rude it is to open
00:21:13 Come on, come on! Hurry up!
00:21:17 - Stop looking at that.
00:21:21 - I can see the headlines!
00:21:24 What's gonna happen with the company?
00:21:25 Go home. Take it easy.
00:21:27 I'll take care of everything. Here. Go!
00:21:29 What are we supposed to do,
00:21:31 Eat something. Go!
00:21:36 Drug companies have
00:21:40 Though, at this hour
00:21:42 to the questions raised by
00:21:47 For two of Los Angeles'
00:21:50 - Turn it off.
00:22:09 - What are we...
00:22:15 Stop creeping me out.
00:22:16 Well, how do regular people
00:22:19 They get pets.
00:22:23 I'm getting a tension headache.
00:22:26 Where's a spa when you need one?
00:22:49 This stuff smells so good.
00:22:51 I mixed rose water with tea tree oil
00:22:56 - You're good at this stuff, just like Daddy.
00:23:01 You're lucky you have a real skill.
00:23:05 - Ava!
00:23:06 - You have skills. Tons of them.
00:23:10 Like commanding a room, for one.
00:23:14 You can get people to do anything for you.
00:23:17 - I think one day you could run Marchetta.
00:23:21 I never want to hear
00:23:23 You know, I don't think
00:23:27 Maybe in a couple of days
00:23:31 Yeah, maybe. That feels so great.
00:23:35 There's nothing I love better
00:23:38 Except new shoes.
00:23:43 What was that?
00:23:49 There they are!
00:23:50 People. They're throwing things up here.
00:23:55 So much for this dying down.
00:23:58 I'm never gonna get into a college now.
00:24:02 Not everything is always about you,
00:24:05 No, it never is!
00:24:08 All I do is try to help you!
00:24:11 - Sometimes it gets so annoying!
00:24:13 Don't even give me that
00:24:17 - Ava!
00:24:17 - Ava!
00:24:19 - I don't wanna hear it, okay?
00:24:21 Why don't you just go open a window
00:24:25 And then you can see
00:24:27 - Stop it. Stop smoking! Stop, stop!
00:24:30 Shut up for a second! Oh, my...
00:24:33 - What did you do?
00:24:36 You're the one who grabbed it
00:24:38 Smother it!
00:24:41 Ava!
00:24:42 - Do something about this. I don't do this!
00:24:44 - I don't know how to put it out!
00:24:48 Oh, Daddy's watch!
00:24:50 - My dress! Hurry, get out!
00:25:00 Call 911.
00:25:03 Fire!
00:25:14 Come on!
00:25:27 Go!
00:25:46 Hi. We need a suite.
00:25:49 And can you have the room service people
00:25:51 of your wasabi mashed potatoes
00:25:54 - We are in serious need of comfort food.
00:25:58 Mic still isn't answering.
00:26:05 So sorry.
00:26:08 What? No.
00:26:12 It has no limit. Try it again.
00:26:24 - It appears your account's been closed.
00:26:27 Hey! What are you doing? Stop!
00:26:30 I'm gonna take those scissors,
00:26:32 and I'm gonna
00:26:34 - You little nasty little hotel troll!
00:26:38 Okay. Everyone is staring at us.
00:26:40 Please, let's just go.
00:26:42 - Hello.
00:26:43 What the hell is wrong
00:26:47 Stop it. Oh, yeah, didn't I tell you?
00:26:50 - No, you didn't tell us that.
00:26:53 Everything's leveraged to the hilt.
00:26:58 - We're broke?
00:27:00 I'm trying to swing myself...
00:27:02 - He put us on hold.
00:27:04 Craig, if you put us on hold,
00:27:06 and I'm gonna tee off on your face! Craig!
00:27:11 One more thing. There's an emergency
00:27:14 Be there.
00:27:17 I will not wish you luck with Tiger Woods!
00:27:19 - Ava!
00:27:23 Let's call Inez.
00:27:24 Turn around.
00:27:27 Man, we gotta get a better ride.
00:27:29 We can't be rolling up to the clubs
00:27:31 I know, man. I feel you.
00:27:35 Yeah.
00:27:43 - Hello, ladies. Let me help you with that.
00:27:57 The keys are inside, okay?
00:27:59 Thank you.
00:28:03 Let's go, man. Now.
00:28:04 At least it has valet.
00:28:10 I'm rich.
00:28:25 Inez.
00:28:27 Girls.
00:28:28 I'm so glad you're here. Look at you both.
00:28:36 I'm so glad you're here.
00:28:40 Considering we went from Tiffany's
00:28:44 I make some tea.
00:28:45 Are you sure you have room for the two
00:28:49 Idiotas. And you are not idiotas.
00:28:53 I always have room for you two here,
00:28:57 - You can stay in my daughters' bedroom.
00:29:01 Yeah. I have two.
00:29:06 - Nezy, how come you never told us that?
00:29:11 Well, why don't they live here with you?
00:29:13 Have you ever heard
00:29:18 The terroristas have won.
00:29:23 It's very late. It's almost 2:00.
00:29:32 You're gonna feel very comfortable here.
00:29:37 Let me fix this for you.
00:29:49 Good night.
00:29:58 It's so weird not being at home.
00:30:02 It feels weird not having a home.
00:30:18 Ava, why does all this stuff
00:30:23 'Cause it used to be ours.
00:30:25 Daddy must have given it to her.
00:30:30 My puppy sticker collection is still here.
00:30:34 My popcorn scratch-and-sniff!
00:30:39 It still smells like popcorn.
00:30:45 I feel like Daddy's still alive,
00:30:48 Well, he's not.
00:30:50 And Mic's still not answering his cell!
00:30:54 That's really not important right now, Ava.
00:30:57 I'm announcing
00:30:59 My life is not ending just because Dad
00:31:05 What?
00:31:08 I'm never talking to you ever again.
00:31:12 Fine.
00:31:30 Who's gonna get the light, Ava?
00:31:43 Okay. Time to wake up.
00:31:47 - Thank you.
00:31:49 And here. Practice your Spanish.
00:31:54 I am so glad I rescued my dress.
00:31:59 To have lost it would have been a tragedy.
00:32:02 Tell me about it.
00:32:03 I have no idea what I'm gonna wear
00:32:08 Yes, you do!
00:32:10 I still have the hand-me-downs
00:32:14 There are not too many homeless
00:32:18 Okay. I'm done here. I'm leaving.
00:32:21 - Where are you going?
00:32:24 And then I'm off to Sassy Maids
00:32:28 after all these years.
00:32:31 Oh, and girls, please behave.
00:32:36 Lock the door. See you later.
00:32:41 Do you remember this? This was yours.
00:32:46 No.
00:32:49 Not bad.
00:32:52 Cute.
00:32:57 Kids.
00:33:03 I feel so last year.
00:33:05 Calm down. Retro's really in right now.
00:33:11 Hi. It's the red Mercedes.
00:33:14 - What do I look like, a valet?
00:33:17 Honey, there's no valet here.
00:33:39 Oh, God. I'm God's personal joke.
00:33:44 I think he said we need to get on the 2
00:33:49 and then switch to the 37.
00:33:52 And then on the 6. On the 6!
00:33:56 Just like J. Lo.
00:34:01 And then...
00:34:02 And then we gotta get on the 2,
00:34:05 This is ridiculous.
00:34:09 You're right. You know, friends don't
00:34:13 Especially the bus. Ava.
00:34:16 I've heard about the bus.
00:34:20 - Tanzie. They don't pee on the bus.
00:34:27 Yo, it's Mic. Tune in Wednesday night.
00:34:30 Mic! Baby, it's Avie. Where are you?
00:34:34 What's going on? I mean,
00:34:38 We're announcing our engagement
00:34:42 Call me, call me, call me. Okay?
00:34:43 But don't worry about Tanz and I.
00:34:46 Our ride just got here. Bye. Love you.
00:34:54 - Lady.
00:34:56 I'm not tipping you
00:34:59 It's $1.35 each.
00:35:03 - Fine.
00:35:12 - We're going to 273 Benedict Canyon.
00:35:20 Excuse me.
00:35:31 Why do they have to start like that?
00:35:34 - It smells in here.
00:35:39 Hey! I could feel that.
00:35:42 Oh, my God.
00:35:44 Excuse me. I am not God's personal joke.
00:35:47 I'm his entire comedy routine.
00:35:49 That's why in Japan,
00:36:07 Wait, wait! This isn't Benedict Canyon!
00:36:09 - Where are you going?
00:36:14 Why aren't there any sidewalks?
00:36:20 Ava, I can't do this anymore.
00:36:23 - And I didn't even really wanna come.
00:36:27 This is
00:36:29 Everybody already knows you're engaged.
00:36:31 I mean, they knew when you started
00:36:34 and saying you guys were just friends.
00:36:38 Come on.
00:36:40 Ow.
00:36:50 Yeah, all right.
00:36:53 - Hi.
00:36:57 - It's Ava and Tanzie Marchetta.
00:37:02 I am Mic's fiancée, okay?
00:37:05 It's Marchetta. With an M.
00:37:08 Yeah, I know who you are.
00:37:09 My mama used to like
00:37:11 Yeah, but I bet if she had the same skin
00:37:15 Mama died last year.
00:37:20 Do you know how mad Mic is gonna be
00:37:24 - You're done. He is gonna be so pissed.
00:37:28 - Etienne! Etienne, hey! Etienne!
00:37:39 - Go!
00:37:40 We're outside,
00:37:44 Actually, I decided not to go to the party
00:37:49 Turn around.
00:37:52 That's not me.
00:38:00 - We're being totally dissed.
00:38:03 - Yeah.
00:38:06 - Well.
00:38:08 You know what?
00:38:10 And you know what?
00:38:11 - Ava!
00:38:16 I know, baby, I know.
00:38:18 We've been on this bus,
00:38:20 And then this guy won't even let us in!
00:38:23 Just take me to go and see Mic.
00:38:25 Yeah, actually,
00:38:28 As his agent,
00:38:32 And the thing is, Long Island is
00:38:37 Let's face it. You're a liability now.
00:38:42 I think we're gonna have to pass.
00:38:44 Pass? What are you saying?
00:38:49 Well, technically,
00:38:52 I have to think long-term,
00:38:54 Okay. Right.
00:38:57 From a business standpoint, you know,
00:39:02 But look, on the other hand,
00:39:06 and I risked my life to save this dress.
00:39:08 So, you know
00:39:12 - I'll let him know. And one other thing.
00:39:15 We're gonna need the ring back.
00:39:24 You know what else?
00:39:29 - I hate it.
00:39:31 Our sales have plummeted
00:39:34 And the retailers have already returned
00:39:40 - Hi.
00:39:46 Hi. Sorry.
00:39:48 Jaden, for heaven's sake,
00:39:54 - What's going on?
00:39:56 Carry on. Yes, well.
00:40:00 Fabiella did make us an offer.
00:40:02 It was lower than we hoped for,
00:40:06 How much is it for?
00:40:09 How much is it for?
00:40:12 Sixty cents on the dollar
00:40:14 Sixty cents?
00:40:16 It's actually quite generous.
00:40:20 What?
00:40:24 If we sell to Fabiella,
00:40:28 If we're lucky, we disappear quietly.
00:40:32 Quietly disappear?
00:40:34 Well, I looked into the Everdew file...
00:40:38 Thank you, Pam.
00:40:41 And I don't know how to tell you this,
00:40:44 but there were some problems
00:40:47 And your father, for whatever reason,
00:40:53 What he's saying
00:40:56 I'm sorry, girls.
00:40:59 But, Tommy, you're not just gonna, like,
00:41:02 I mean, you're gonna track down
00:41:06 Yes, yes. I'm gonna try.
00:41:10 - But Nakamori won't give up his sources.
00:41:14 Yes. All right, let me be frank here.
00:41:18 This company was already a sinking ship.
00:41:21 With this new publicity scandal,
00:41:26 It's disfortunate but true.
00:41:29 And this is an excellent opportunity
00:41:35 It's a great opportunity.
00:41:38 I gotta pee.
00:41:42 Yeah. Thanks.
00:41:44 Thank you for sharing.
00:41:49 Oh, my God. I am a federal emergency.
00:41:53 - No wonder Mic dumped me.
00:41:56 I don't know.
00:42:00 Well, come on! Let's just go in there
00:42:03 - that Dad totally screwed up.
00:42:08 but getting things right
00:42:11 - What do you mean?
00:42:17 but I know I want
00:42:21 We vote no. We don't believe our father
00:42:26 The board doesn't need your votes to
00:42:30 I've got a plane to Maui in an hour.
00:42:32 All those in favor of bringing this offer
00:42:35 with our recommendation to sell?
00:42:43 - I'm going to exstain.
00:42:46 I will see you all in 30 days
00:42:50 You...
00:43:01 Can I get a statement?
00:43:03 Hey, hold back!
00:43:06 Please, people. Step back.
00:43:10 Sir, if you could step back
00:43:13 There they are.
00:43:30 - What do I press?
00:43:31 - Four, three, two, one.
00:43:34 This is Brad Tibe at E! and I'm actually
00:43:37 right here in downtown Los Angeles!
00:43:40 Come on. Hurry.
00:43:45 - Ava.
00:43:47 You have to leave it.
00:43:50 - No.
00:43:52 - No.
00:43:58 - Rick.
00:44:00 Can I get a statement from you?
00:44:02 - Is it true your cosmetics cause cancer?
00:44:05 Come on! Give me an E! exclusive!
00:44:13 It should be on the left.
00:44:23 - Thanks.
00:44:25 Yeah.
00:44:27 It's so windy.
00:44:32 - Thanks.
00:44:41 Rick, you were amazing.
00:44:45 We owe you bigtime.
00:44:48 And I never welch on a debt,
00:44:51 despite what you might read
00:44:54 Don't worry. I'll collect on that later.
00:44:57 And I never believe
00:45:00 Good.
00:45:12 Bye.
00:45:19 Jeez. Tanz.
00:45:23 - He's a parking attendant.
00:45:37 Los Angeles Free Legal Clinic.
00:45:39 Hi. Remember us?
00:45:44 Can we have a word with you
00:00:02 But this is a really
00:00:05 I'm sorry. My private suite's being redone.
00:00:10 Okay, we need a lawyer.
00:00:13 A free lawyer.
00:00:14 Wait a second.
00:00:16 You two want me
00:00:20 - But you're rich.
00:00:23 - We're destitute.
00:00:27 Besides, you're not destitute.
00:00:30 - you've got cars and houses.
00:00:33 And our car got stolen.
00:00:35 Besides, everything we own
00:00:37 And they wanna sell us to Fabiella.
00:00:39 - For only $60 million.
00:00:41 - Obviously, we need help.
00:00:45 This is a place where
00:00:49 Not privileged people
00:00:53 But our privilege got taken away from us.
00:00:55 Yeah! And don't you think that it's fishy
00:00:58 and then this scandal
00:01:02 Yeah, but shit happens.
00:01:04 I mean, it's a coincidence
00:01:07 on the same day
00:01:09 But that's the way it is.
00:01:11 Look, if Fabiella wants to buy
00:01:15 Then you'll have all your money,
00:01:18 Henry, money doesn't buy happiness.
00:01:22 - I know that. Do you?
00:01:26 The point is that
00:01:28 we don't want our father's reputation
00:01:32 - And we need somebody to be on our side.
00:01:42 What it sounds like you guys really need
00:01:46 Well, do they have
00:01:50 No. They're actually pretty pricey.
00:01:55 Look, you guys might want
00:02:02 In the meantime,
00:02:06 Yes!
00:02:07 She has a degree
00:02:11 She'll make a great addition
00:02:14 Yeah. Happy jousting.
00:02:17 - Oh, God.
00:02:24 You girls have your résumés?
00:02:27 We had headshots,
00:02:30 Okay.
00:02:32 Doris, do you have any Motrin?
00:02:35 What are your skills, girls?
00:02:38 We can dance. You mean, like dancing?
00:02:42 No, I mean, like, can you type?
00:02:45 Can we type? We're good.
00:02:48 We can do, like, ten IMs a minute.
00:02:51 - See?
00:02:56 Listen, girls. I don't think
00:03:00 I think you girls need an
00:03:08 Feel better.
00:03:13 I cannot believe
00:03:16 I mean, we've never even been employed.
00:03:19 Shouldn't that mean
00:03:22 What a tragedy.
00:03:24 Right up there with the federal deficit.
00:03:26 You know, maybe we should launch
00:03:29 And my feet hurt so bad.
00:03:35 How am I supposed to get new shoes
00:03:38 Hey, you wanna try my Easy Spirits?
00:03:40 You know, my cousin Costanza,
00:03:42 she walked all the way here
00:03:46 - Really?
00:03:49 Okay, you guys,
00:03:52 What are we supposed to do
00:03:56 Well, how about Sassy Maids?
00:04:00 - Ava.
00:04:03 But do you know what, girls?
00:04:07 So, while I am cleaning up
00:04:10 I really would appreciate
00:04:18 See you later.
00:04:30 This doesn't seem like it's doing anything.
00:04:41 This is enough to make me go vegan.
00:04:43 It's for my boss.
00:04:47 and he wants me to find all kinds
00:04:58 You know, it would probably be easiest...
00:05:02 Wow. It is amazing what you can do
00:05:05 We should do that, Ava.
00:05:07 - Do what? Start wearing push-up bras?
00:05:10 Become investigators.
00:05:14 You were the one that said you wanted
00:05:17 Yes. Let's do it.
00:05:21 - Investigators.
00:05:30 Inez was right. These babies are amazing.
00:05:36 They're so comfortable.
00:05:38 I'm never gonna wear Jimmy Choos again.
00:05:40 Bite your tongue.
00:05:41 These are gonna be my investigator shoes.
00:05:52 Just gotta get my size.
00:05:56 - Hi, Pam.
00:05:59 Really? We're wearing
00:06:02 Fantastic.
00:06:03 - I'm taking off. Hey!
00:06:06 - Is something wrong?
00:06:08 We just came to help out and see if,
00:06:12 Tommy Katzenbach's office.
00:06:13 I wish I could stay awhile,
00:06:16 Fabiella's on line 1.
00:06:20 - No.
00:06:22 - I think you go.
00:06:25 Now she's gonna know
00:06:27 No.
00:06:28 You, you, talk to her.
00:06:33 Hi, Fabiella.
00:06:37 How are you?
00:06:38 - I've been so concerned. Are you well?
00:06:42 Good.
00:06:43 I'd like you to come to the office
00:06:46 Businesswoman to businesswomen.
00:06:48 Katzenbach, too, of course.
00:06:51 I'll send my car.
00:06:53 I'll see you at 1:00.
00:07:00 What?
00:07:02 - No!
00:07:04 - No way!
00:07:05 I am not going anywhere near
00:07:08 - Maybe we should go.
00:07:09 Whatever you think, you know.
00:07:11 - We should go see what she has to say.
00:07:17 - Have you seen Tanzie and Ava?
00:07:21 Oh, thank God.
00:07:22 I asked them to change that toner
00:07:25 And they said, "Why does it need a toner?
00:07:30 I think that's a perfectly
00:07:38 Necesita toilet paper in last stall,
00:07:50 Oh, I look disgusting.
00:07:55 - And you got super serious.
00:08:02 You know, I don't know why we didn't
00:08:06 Okay, rule number one: don't trust anyone.
00:08:11 That's true when it comes
00:08:17 - Walk like Lucy.
00:08:25 Ava? Come on.
00:08:28 - Hold on, they should be right here.
00:08:31 Come on, I'm geeking out here.
00:08:33 My autonomic nervous system
00:08:38 Come on, you know the biochemistry
00:08:45 They're not in here.
00:08:48 Okay, come on, let's go.
00:09:02 Shoot!
00:09:04 - Ava, come on, this is nuts. Let's go.
00:09:08 Do you know how to pick a lock?
00:09:10 What you think I look like,
00:09:15 - Nice outfits.
00:09:17 - We're interning.
00:09:22 Your hair looks really nice today.
00:09:25 Maybe you could help us with something.
00:09:26 - In Tommy's office.
00:09:35 - Do you have a bobby pin?
00:09:40 Thanks.
00:09:44 - How'd you learn that?
00:09:48 Just kidding.
00:09:50 But I did have my juvie moments.
00:10:00 All right.
00:10:01 I can't believe
00:10:03 You know, I could get arrested.
00:10:08 This whole thing was her idea.
00:10:09 Look, I promise
00:10:12 In fact, whenever we're in charge again,
00:10:16 We're gonna make you
00:10:19 Parking lot? Why do you think
00:10:24 Because you park our car.
00:10:26 - We don't have a parking attendant.
00:10:30 I parked your car because I'm nice.
00:10:32 I'm a lab technician.
00:10:36 That is so cool.
00:10:38 Look, I'm glad you two lovebirds
00:10:41 Meanwhile, I just found all the files.
00:10:43 Look, Everdew Night Cream formulas,
00:10:47 And names and numbers
00:10:50 Oh, my God. We gotta get out of here!
00:10:52 What? Why?
00:10:54 Yo, wait! Hold on, stop!
00:11:00 Wait!
00:11:05 Why do we have dogs?
00:11:07 We got them last year
00:11:09 We had break-ins?
00:11:11 You guys didn't pay any attention
00:11:13 - No, apparently not.
00:11:16 - I really like chemistry.
00:11:18 That's why I work down in the lab.
00:11:20 I love it. I've actually been filling out
00:11:22 - No way! Where?
00:11:24 While I can really appreciate
00:11:27 there's dogs outside
00:11:30 Yeah, let's go.
00:11:35 - So, are we outside the fence now?
00:11:38 Oh, good.
00:11:40 - Here, take this.
00:11:42 - Okay, here, give me your bags.
00:11:45 Hold up.
00:11:48 - Come on.
00:11:50 I don't even feel like I'm gonna plummet
00:11:53 Speak for yourself.
00:11:55 - Okay, I'll go first.
00:11:57 - Down there.
00:12:00 - Rick, no!
00:12:04 Tanzie, I am serious!
00:12:05 - Do not! Do not!
00:12:07 Just pretend you're diving in the ocean
00:12:09 - No, I can't.
00:12:12 - Come on, Tanzie.
00:12:22 You caught me. I guess that, like,
00:12:27 You bet.
00:12:32 - Get me out!
00:12:33 Get me out! Grab my hand!
00:12:35 Are you okay?
00:12:45 Whoa. Beam me up, huh?
00:12:51 I smell jasmine.
00:12:53 We have it piped in.
00:12:56 - I love Century City.
00:13:01 - Please make yourselves comfortable.
00:13:09 These are so ugly.
00:13:14 Velvet. Sweet.
00:13:16 Remember,
00:13:19 Okay.
00:13:22 May I offer you some coffee?
00:13:25 Latte, espresso, cappuccino, mocha.
00:13:30 Caramel macchiato, chai tea?
00:13:34 I'd kill my first born
00:13:36 Honey, if you knew my first born,
00:13:40 - You?
00:13:42 - Janet, make it happen.
00:13:46 Now tell me. Tell me the truth.
00:13:50 Are you truly, truly well?
00:13:51 Because if you're not,
00:13:53 I have two of the most
00:13:58 and I'd be so pleased to lend you one.
00:14:03 Thanks.
00:14:12 I'll have one of those expressos, Janet,
00:14:20 It must be easy coming to the office
00:14:24 Yeah, this way no one can pack heat, huh?
00:14:28 Just breathe. Relax.
00:14:33 Now, I know things have really
00:14:36 but all that's about to change.
00:14:41 I want you to make the deal.
00:14:43 You want to be a chemist? Be my chemist.
00:14:46 Go to any college you want.
00:14:49 You want to travel?
00:14:51 The ancient ruins of Pompeii.
00:14:54 The bronzed island boys
00:14:58 Do it on my dime.
00:15:00 I want you girls
00:15:04 A line we create together.
00:15:07 But our reputations
00:15:10 Oh, I'll clear his name.
00:15:13 I'll make your father a hero again.
00:15:17 Listen up.
00:15:18 My father, Morris Farbrinsky,
00:15:23 to become mattress king of Atlantic City.
00:15:26 Everybody called him a crook.
00:15:28 But his memory means everything to me.
00:15:31 - I know what you're going through.
00:15:35 Oh, Tran, Bob. Hurrah.
00:15:38 Why don't you give the girls foot rubs?
00:15:46 Tran? Better yet,
00:15:59 Remember, girls. I can give you
00:16:08 So, maybe Fabiella wasn't so bad after all.
00:16:11 - Ava!
00:16:13 I cannot believe you.
00:16:15 I mean, one temple rub and you...
00:16:17 Wait.
00:16:18 How psychic was she
00:16:21 So she did her homework.
00:16:24 But that doesn't just mean
00:16:27 JK.
00:16:28 Well, you're gonna help me
00:16:31 Yes. But if Dad did it, we sell.
00:16:34 And if he didn't, we fight!
00:16:36 Okay.
00:16:38 Out of the thousand tested,
00:16:43 - So I divided up all the phone numbers.
00:16:46 And now we start calling people.
00:16:48 Let's do this!
00:16:55 Hi, Dinah? Ava Marchetta.
00:17:03 Thank you.
00:17:06 Actually, I was calling to talk to you
00:17:09 to the Everdew Night Cream.
00:17:10 You're sure your skin was fine after that?
00:17:22 Hi, Ava Marchetta.
00:17:23 I was just calling to speak with you
00:17:40 Thank you very much.
00:17:50 Yes, thank you.
00:17:54 - What?
00:17:57 She said her rash
00:18:00 - What?
00:18:06 Thank you so much.
00:18:08 - Well?
00:18:11 That woman's doctor said
00:18:14 This is crazy.
00:18:16 Not one person
00:18:21 Where did Ned Nakamori
00:18:25 Teanne, no!
00:18:26 What did you do, baby?
00:18:29 Oh, Razz. I love you so much.
00:18:32 - I'm so sorry I slept with your dad.
00:18:42 I deserve to die!
00:18:44 No! Don't you die.
00:18:47 We have to get you to the hospital.
00:18:51 - What did you take?
00:18:57 Oh, hey. What are you doing here?
00:19:00 Thought you were the pizza.
00:19:02 I brought you these.
00:19:04 And where's your sister?
00:19:05 I thought you two
00:19:07 I thought you didn't watch TV.
00:19:14 - It smells like beef in here.
00:19:20 Is that why you came here?
00:19:24 Ha ha.
00:19:30 So, interesting books you've got here.
00:19:34 What is this? Pleasure reading?
00:19:36 My sister works
00:19:38 So, she sends me the ones
00:19:40 And, yes, I do read them. I like to read.
00:19:44 So, sister, huh?
00:19:46 That's something we have in common.
00:19:47 Yeah, it's probably about the only thing
00:19:51 Well, you're awfully quick to judge.
00:19:54 As much as I'm enjoying
00:19:57 on my character and office smell,
00:19:59 would you do me a favor
00:20:03 Just a second.
00:20:07 - Hey, Tanz.
00:20:09 I compared the formula in the testing
00:20:12 - And Dad changed it.
00:20:14 Yes way.
00:20:17 but there's no records of this in the files.
00:20:20 I'm telling you, Ava,
00:20:22 - Okay, well, just see what you can find.
00:20:27 - You don't have a case.
00:20:29 Not one of these people
00:20:32 And then we find out
00:20:35 Someone had to have fabricated
00:20:37 - You don't have any proof, though.
00:20:40 - No, you don't.
00:20:42 No, you don't.
00:20:44 Okay, fine. We don't.
00:20:47 With us today is Ned Nakamori,
00:20:48 the reporter who first broke
00:20:52 Ned, is it true that this is the end
00:20:55 Is a sale to Fabiella Cosmetics imminent?
00:20:57 That's right, Christiane. It's expected that
00:21:00 when Marchetta Cosmetics' shareholders
00:21:03 they will overwhelmingly approve a sale
00:21:06 Let's hope new leadership
00:21:09 like the one I brought to light
00:21:11 I always had perfect skin.
00:21:42 - Information.
00:21:44 I need a Los Angeles number for KLAE.
00:22:02 - Hello.
00:22:05 - What's your name?
00:22:07 - Hi, Gene. I'm Tina.
00:22:12 Did anyone ever tell you
00:22:16 - Thanks.
00:22:19 - Thanks.
00:22:21 I'm sure you're a lot nicer than they are.
00:22:23 What spoiled jerks.
00:22:26 Hey, Gene.
00:22:28 Believe it or not, I'm actually on the prowl
00:22:32 that people have to sign
00:22:35 I mean, everyone you air
00:22:38 Yeah, that's right.
00:22:40 So, I was wondering if I could just get
00:22:46 - Oh, I am not authorized to do that.
00:22:50 I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
00:22:53 My boss needs them for a TV emergency.
00:22:57 If you could just help me
00:23:10 You're gonna be quick, right?
00:23:30 Hurry!
00:23:36 What the hell's going on in here, Gene?
00:23:40 Well, well. What have we here?
00:23:44 Her boss is having a TV emergency.
00:23:47 Gene, you must be a stone moron.
00:23:50 - That's Tanzie Marchetta.
00:23:55 You're in big trouble.
00:24:00 Sorry, it's not exactly Sushi Roku, but...
00:24:03 Are you kidding?
00:24:06 You haven't had Domino's before?
00:24:08 Well, once at Brigitta's
00:24:12 But, other than that,
00:24:15 Good Lord.
00:24:20 Look. Thanks for helping us.
00:24:24 All of our so-called friends have treated us
00:24:28 Yeah, I know about the leper thing.
00:24:31 - So...
00:24:34 - Nerds are, like, really in right now.
00:24:39 A beautiful girl like you
00:24:44 I don't know about beautiful.
00:24:45 I gained two pounds since I've been poor.
00:24:48 I used to make fun of regular people
00:24:51 and their love handles,
00:24:55 I got my first eye bag yesterday.
00:24:58 You could use a little
00:25:05 You still look pretty great to me.
00:25:09 My mom was a model, so looking great
00:25:16 Where is your mom, anyway?
00:25:19 She's in Europe with an Egyptian prince.
00:25:23 She changed her name to Isis,
00:25:28 We get e-mails every few years.
00:25:31 You wanna know something
00:25:34 I can remember living in
00:25:38 and being really happy.
00:25:41 I mean, Tanzie doesn't remember that,
00:25:48 You're different than I thought
00:25:57 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:26:00 What happened?
00:26:02 I can feel it! Get it off me! I hate rats!
00:26:05 - That's my cat, Clarence Darrow.
00:26:08 - I hate cats!
00:26:11 - What? You think I'm overreacting?
00:26:14 He looks like he has rabies!
00:26:15 - Come on.
00:26:17 This is like an episode of Fear Factor!
00:26:18 I'm sorry I don't live in a mansion
00:26:21 And, what,
00:26:23 you think you're like Gandhi or something?
00:26:25 What about you?
00:26:28 I am cupcake! Okay?
00:26:33 Thank God I didn't kiss you!
00:26:37 Because I would have let you kiss me.
00:26:39 You were practically in my lap.
00:26:42 - I was reaching for more pizza.
00:26:45 I was! And you know what?
00:26:49 You know why?
00:26:52 You can't fire me.
00:26:56 You're still fired.
00:27:00 What! Hello? What?
00:27:20 - Hi.
00:27:22 Looks like one of them
00:27:25 the Promenade Hotel
00:27:29 - No. I'm not a hooker.
00:27:31 Not that I don't respect
00:27:36 It's just that... I don't really...
00:27:38 In fact, it's really a personal failing
00:27:41 You know, 'cause if I could
00:27:44 - You got some soft skin.
00:27:47 It's like a baby's. How you do that?
00:27:53 Tanzania Marchetta.
00:27:57 - That's $20,000 bail.
00:28:02 What kind of criminal has $20,000?
00:28:06 What is wrong with the justice system?
00:28:07 It ought to be peanuts for you, missy.
00:28:09 You know what? Henry, stop!
00:28:09 You know what? Henry, stop!
00:28:13 And you know what else?
00:28:14 The only reason that you're still here
00:28:17 Ava, there's a bail bondsman
00:28:19 And what?
00:28:21 No, he'll loan you the money.
00:28:24 I don't have any collateral.
00:28:30 - But that's my dad's watch.
00:28:37 Sorry, Rolie. Time for you to go.
00:28:40 Okay, the key to soft skin like mine
00:28:46 Exfoliation.
00:28:48 - Exfoliation.
00:28:51 Yes.
00:28:52 Now, Laporscha, all of that makeup
00:28:57 You need to be kinder to your pores.
00:28:59 If only we had some kind of a scrub.
00:29:04 Oh! I got an egg roll in my bra.
00:29:08 That's okay.
00:29:10 I got sand all up in my toe jam
00:29:14 Great.
00:29:16 Anything abrasive like this
00:29:19 Okay, you want to use natural
00:29:23 Stay away from formaldehyde.
00:29:25 You don't even want to know
00:29:27 a woman swallows a year
00:29:30 Okay, you want to use, like, sea kelp,
00:29:34 Girl, we can't afford nothing
00:29:37 And nothing that costs two bucks is gonna
00:29:40 Yeah, if they just sold something
00:29:44 - Tanzania Marchetta? You made bail.
00:29:49 But we were just getting ready
00:30:05 - How'd you get so good at this?
00:30:11 How dare you sneak in like that?
00:30:12 What in the world are you wearing?
00:30:15 - No wonder you ended up in jail.
00:30:17 Girls, you're gonna drive me crazy.
00:30:21 You smell like Satan's armpit.
00:30:26 And you. Come here, young lady!
00:30:29 Who do you think you are,
00:30:32 "Oh, Nezy, well, Tanzie's in jail,
00:30:35 Don't worry?
00:30:37 - You almost gave me a heart attack!
00:30:39 I didn't know
00:30:41 What? Are you crazy?
00:30:43 Who am I, if not your mother?
00:30:45 You're the one always telling us
00:30:48 and that we don't appreciate you.
00:30:54 That's what mamas do.
00:30:57 - Don't you understand?
00:31:03 I am. I'm sorry.
00:31:05 You know, apart from my own two girls,
00:31:11 I know that.
00:31:12 And I would never let you suffer.
00:31:16 - I love you.
00:31:24 Look at you.
00:31:28 You remind me so much like your father.
00:31:33 He was a very good man.
00:31:38 And he was gonna
00:31:40 He was?
00:31:43 I wanna help you with that.
00:31:53 Hey!
00:31:54 Could someone come and help me in here?
00:31:56 The tattoo that Butch Brenda gave me
00:31:58 She said it was henna!
00:32:09 Rural route 17.
00:32:11 - How ghetto is that?
00:32:16 Pothole.
00:32:17 Told you we should've gotten the Beamer.
00:32:18 And I told you too expensive.
00:32:21 Someone's been hanging out
00:32:25 - Look, I went over there for help. For us.
00:32:32 Well, what about you?
00:32:33 You and Rick practically, like,
00:32:37 Admit it, Tanz. You think he's hot.
00:32:40 - I'll admit it when you admit it.
00:32:43 - No, I didn't.
00:32:45 Well, then, you did, too.
00:32:49 Ava, I like Henry a lot more than I like Mic.
00:32:55 The thing I like about Henry is...
00:32:57 I mean, you know,
00:33:01 - What?
00:33:05 Like Daddy did. And I used to resent that.
00:33:10 And I used to think, you know,
00:33:11 all he wants me to do is be good
00:33:15 But, now I think, wow!
00:33:24 Sometimes I wish Dad had've been
00:33:28 - You do?
00:33:30 But look at you now, Tanz.
00:33:32 I mean, you're the one that got the clue
00:33:36 And then you're gonna go off to UCLA,
00:33:38 the most genius chemistry major
00:33:43 Do you mean it? Really?
00:33:45 And, like, you know,
00:33:48 You know.
00:34:58 Margo Thorness?
00:34:59 So, after I had
00:35:04 with the Everdew Night Cream,
00:35:05 the company offered to pay
00:35:10 - They did?
00:35:13 Did you happen to have
00:35:17 Oh, no. No, ma'am.
00:35:20 It's funny, then, that I saw you
00:35:25 Oh, that?
00:35:28 Well, see, at the time, I didn't know
00:35:32 - So, I went to see a whole lot of doctors.
00:35:37 Do you happen to have
00:35:39 - before you had the reactions?
00:35:42 You know, I'm a shy, delicate flower.
00:35:47 I really don't like being photographed.
00:35:51 But you have all these pictures of you.
00:35:54 Yeah, but...
00:36:00 Really?
00:36:03 Oh, my! I need to get to church!
00:36:06 - On a Wednesday?
00:36:09 I run a Bible study,
00:36:11 so I'm afraid
00:36:13 Now!
00:36:15 Does she think that we're complete idiots?
00:36:19 I saw her face, and you know what?
00:36:22 - That is severe eczema scarring.
00:36:26 - What are you talking about?
00:36:29 - And we have no proof.
00:36:33 - We can find those records.
00:36:36 The vote is on Saturday.
00:36:40 - You're just gonna give up like that?
00:36:42 This is not fair! It's not right!
00:36:45 The world doesn't care, Tanz. Okay?
00:36:49 God.
00:36:54 Bite me! Could this get any worse?
00:36:59 We could die here.
00:37:01 You tell your friend Margo
00:37:05 spraying on my Vee-Dub one more time,
00:37:09 You hear me? On fire!
00:37:11 - Oh, my God!
00:37:15 - Sir! Hey, sir!
00:37:19 - How long has Margo lived there?
00:37:23 Thank the Lord
00:37:26 That Big Dipper mark scared me to death.
00:37:29 It did look like the Big Dipper.
00:37:31 Priorities, Tanz.
00:37:33 - Excuse me? When did she get that mark?
00:37:40 That is lovely, sir! Just lovely.
00:37:44 - Can we get a jump?
00:37:49 Wait until Tommy hears
00:37:51 - Screw Tommy.
00:37:53 You and I are taking care of ourselves
00:37:56 Tommy hasn't done jack.
00:37:58 All he's gonna do
00:38:01 You know what? He wants proof? Fine.
00:38:05 You and I are gonna get it.
00:38:06 Red leather, yellow leather.
00:38:09 Ned Nakamori?
00:38:11 Well, well, well.
00:38:16 - What can I do you for?
00:38:17 - What can I do you for?
00:38:20 Wait, let me guess. It was a hoax, right?
00:38:22 Darling, I hear that from all my busts.
00:38:26 Sorry, I'm busy.
00:38:29 Are you too busy to hear
00:38:32 involved in stock fraud?
00:38:33 - You'll get the exclusive.
00:38:37 All we need is just
00:38:46 You're a regular Martha Stewart.
00:38:51 Are you sure
00:38:52 - I'm sorry. I...
00:38:56 - And my office isn't too embarrassing?
00:39:00 Besides, there's something
00:39:04 I even came close
00:39:07 Wow. That's a big step.
00:39:10 And I was wrong about you.
00:39:15 Will you guys just kiss already
00:39:21 - Well, hello, hello!
00:39:24 Oh, cheese. Nice touch.
00:39:27 - I understand we're celebrating a merger.
00:39:31 - Hi. How are you?
00:39:34 - Tommy, this is our attorney Henry.
00:39:37 - How are you?
00:39:40 I love you very much. I'll talk to you later.
00:39:45 - Hi.
00:39:47 Tommy let me come
00:39:49 Pam's sick. Isn't that awesome?
00:39:52 Your nose.
00:39:54 - It looks kind of like mine.
00:39:57 You were my inspiration.
00:40:02 Buongiorno, chicklets. I'm over the moon.
00:40:06 - This is Nelson, my attorney.
00:40:09 - Tanzie.
00:40:10 - Nelson. Tommy Katzenbach.
00:40:12 - How are you?
00:40:14 - Cheese?
00:40:16 No, no, no. Bad for the complexion.
00:40:19 - What is this place?
00:40:22 Bravo on the cost-cutting measure.
00:40:24 I always say, "Never spend
00:40:27 "They always gouge you in the end."
00:40:30 I'm missing courtside Lakers for this.
00:40:34 This better be good.
00:40:36 Why don't we just all take a seat?
00:40:39 - And we'll get started.
00:40:40 I'll sit.
00:40:47 Tommy, you told us all along
00:40:51 to convince the stockholders
00:40:54 Our father changed the Everdew formula
00:40:57 He took out the isopropyl lanolate.
00:40:59 Which we chem nerds know
00:41:02 Girls, I'm absolutely enthralled
00:41:06 but I'm not quite sure I see the point.
00:41:09 We tracked down one of the victims.
00:41:11 The woman that we found wasn't scarred
00:41:14 She was born with a skin disease.
00:41:17 And we found her with perfect skin,
00:41:20 thanks to the plastic surgeries
00:41:24 Wait a minute.
00:41:26 Why didn't you explain this to us,
00:41:27 What? This is the first I've heard of it.
00:41:32 Well, this has been quite a hoot, girls,
00:41:36 When you're ready to talk merging,
00:41:39 Hold it!
00:41:40 We also found the canceled checks
00:41:43 paid for out of our personal accounts.
00:41:47 No wonder we were overdrawn, Craig.
00:41:51 We also found the anonymous package
00:41:56 It came from you, Fabiella.
00:41:58 You don't think I'm so desperate
00:42:02 Fabiella, don't say one more word.
00:42:06 You're right. Someone did plant evidence.
00:42:09 - But it wasn't Fabiella.
00:42:14 Ask yourself this, Nelson.
00:42:16 Who would have access
00:42:19 or access to our personal bank accounts?
00:42:26 Tommy, our trustee.
00:42:28 - What?
00:42:30 The messenger slip you signed.
00:42:35 In your handwriting.
00:42:43 Girls, you know I'd never...
00:42:45 Can it, Katzenbach. You set me up.
00:42:48 You said you could get me Marchetta
00:42:51 And I said, "Spare me the details
00:42:54 So what? I'm a little bit of a criminal,
00:42:59 Daddy didn't leave you his company,
00:43:02 You devalued our stock
00:43:05 You'll be facing some
00:43:09 Katzenbach, you wannabe player.
00:43:12 Trying to step to these babies
00:43:15 But you've been kicked to the curb,
00:43:18 So, you gonna find yourself begging
00:43:25 All right! So what?
00:43:27 You girls would have been set for life!
00:43:29 I built this company, too, you know?
00:43:32 Is it my fault that
00:43:36 makeup man
00:43:45 Bravo, girls. You deserve your company.
00:43:48 Round one to you. I'm impressed.
00:43:55 Oh, my...
00:43:59 Chairman Tweeney,
00:44:01 in asking to fire Mr. Katzenbach.
00:44:03 - Fire?
00:44:06 Not at all, Ms. Marchetta.
00:44:14 Sweeties? Have a little simphatico, huh?
00:44:20 All I ever wanted
00:44:38 Your attorney's here, and Mic's on line 1.
00:44:42 I'm sure he's looking for a job
00:44:45 Take a message,
00:44:48 Thanks, Jaden.
00:44:50 - Hey, sexy.
00:44:57 Did I ever tell you
00:45:01 Come on, it's Nordstrom's. Sales rack.
00:45:15 More carotene oil.
00:45:20 I'm going like baby's-butt softness here.
00:45:25 - Good call, freshman.
00:45:48 Good night.
00:45:50 - Good night, Mama.
00:46:13 - You caught me.
00:46:19 That's not me.
00:46:21 - I'm looking at you on the patio.
00:46:23 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:46:25 - That's not me.
00:46:26 - Give me that!
00:46:30 If the smoke bothers you so much
00:46:35 I could taste it all in there.
00:46:37 Sorry. Don't do that.
00:46:40 All in... All in favor...
00:46:44 - WOAll in favor of bringing...
00:46:50 You told me
00:46:52 And I said, "Spare me the details.
00:46:55 "Go ahead. Do it. Make my day."
00:47:00 But you been kicked to the curb.
00:47:03 And I even forgot my line.
00:47:06 - Exfoliation.
00:47:09 Yes! Now, LaFonda. LaFonda!
00:47:14 - I need something fine but grainy...
00:47:18 - Just give me a minute.
00:47:21 Something fine but grainy.
00:47:22 Oh! I got a chunky
00:47:25 - Just give me a minute.
00:47:30 I got a tube of toothpaste in my bra.
00:47:34 That's okay.
00:47:36 Something fine and grainy...
00:47:38 I got a jar of maraschino cherries
00:47:41 if you just give me a minute.
00:47:44 No, that's okay.
00:47:48 Would you just grow up, for God's sakes?
00:47:59 - This skin show's disgusting! Stop!
00:48:02 Well...