Maverick
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ANGEL: Almost got hung myself once. |
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Didn't care for it much. |
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How about you? |
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We'll leave you now. |
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Don't want anyone to see me here... |
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...and get the crazy notion |
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...accidental death. |
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On the other hand... |
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...it's not good for a man |
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The mind can do terrible things. |
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[Angel laughs] |
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Enjoy the company. |
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[Angel laughs] |
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[Buzzard screams] |
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BRET: Whoa! |
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[Horse whinnies] |
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[Hissing] |
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[Rattling] |
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[Horse whinnies] |
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Oh, snakes! |
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[Horse whinnies] |
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Whoa! Whoa! |
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Whoa, Ollie! |
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[Straining] Whoa, whoa! |
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Don't go without me, |
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Lord... |
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...whatever I've done |
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...if you'd just |
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...let me know what it was, |
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BRET: It had just been a shitty week |
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It all started when I was heading |
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... to get some money |
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I should've known there was |
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... when my horse got stolen... |
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... and I had to replace it |
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[Donkey brays] |
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My luck had to change fast. |
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The poker game of the century |
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... and I was still $3,000 short |
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There was no way in hell |
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It wasn't only |
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... though that kind of money |
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... but I needed to know |
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Once and for all. |
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BRET: I had to hole up here |
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Business would have to wait |
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BOY: Hello, sir. |
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BRET: How much? |
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BRET: Not to take care of him, |
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BOY: Pa, this man |
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PA: That burro ain't worth a dollar. |
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BRET: You got yourself a deal. |
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PA: Here's your dollar. |
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BRET: He doesn't eat much, |
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And he-aw, he-aw, he always likes |
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The moment I slapped eyes |
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... and refried beans. |
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Something else told me that this |
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ANNA: I'll see your 10 |
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ANGEL: I call. |
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ANNA: Full house. |
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BRET: Is this seat taken? |
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[Chuckles] It is now. |
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My name is Annabelle Bransford. |
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ANNA: What do they call you? |
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BRET: Bret Maverick. |
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ANGEL: I like the game the way it is. |
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Well, I bring all sorts |
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I hardly ever bluff |
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I don't believe it. |
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[Laughing] Neither do I. |
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ANGEL: I like the game |
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PLAYER 3: What good is an empty chair? |
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Indeed. |
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I promise that I will lose |
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PLAYER 2: Sounds good. |
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PLAYER 3: My kind of player. |
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We're playing five-card draw. |
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ANNA: Please, sit down. |
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My name is |
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I caught that before, ma'am. |
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PLAYER 2: Ante up. |
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PLAYER 2: Same game. |
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PLAYER 1: You can lose |
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[Bret chuckles] |
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BRET: 200. |
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ANNA: You said you'd lose for an hour. |
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ANNA: I know. |
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[Laughter from bar] |
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PLAYER 2: Place your bets. |
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PLAYER 2: Ante up. |
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PLAYER 3: It's about time. |
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JOHNNY: I'll see you... |
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...and raise you 20. |
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BRET: Slow down, |
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I'll see your bet and... |
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...I'll call. |
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JOHNNY: 2 pair, |
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BRET: Lucky for me, I had 3 sixes. |
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Sorry. |
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PLAYER 1: Nice pot. |
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PLAYER 2: Broke your losing streak. |
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JOHNNY: That one shouldn't count. |
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BRET: Beg your pardon? |
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I don't think |
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You got any logical reasons |
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My mind wasn't on the game. |
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BRET: Your mind... |
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What's your name, son? |
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Johnny. |
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You got a last name? |
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Johnny Hardin. |
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What's your occupation? |
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I'm a gunfighter. |
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I have to assume since you're |
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...that you're good at it. |
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Care to find out? |
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BRET: This hand definitely |
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Whatever you think's fair. |
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ANGEL: You always been gutless? |
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I think so. For as long |
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BRET: My old pappy used to say, |
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...can run away another day." |
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What? |
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BRET: I don't see |
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BRET: Whoa! Whoa! |
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BRET: Slow down there! |
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Where's the fire, son? |
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BRET: Slow down. Don't shoot me. |
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I was saying, I don't see |
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BRET: I'm a card player. |
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BRET: I want to become an old gambler. |
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You are a gunfighter. |
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BRET: An exceptional one at that, |
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If I went up against you, what |
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Zero. |
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[Patrons gasp] |
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Absolutely none whatsoever. |
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Want to see it again? |
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[Bret laughs] |
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Oop! [Chuckling] |
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BRET: Whoop! |
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Come on, let's just play poker. |
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BRET: Who here wants to play poker? |
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Who wants to see |
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No. |
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BRET: I'd rather be rich than dead. |
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ANNA: Was that fast? |
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Was it fast? Was it? |
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JOHNNY: Yeah. |
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BRET: Now, what was it? |
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I prefer draw! |
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[Bret laughs] |
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[Laughing] Sorry, I couldn't resist. |
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[Laughter] |
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PLAYER 2: My ante's in. |
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Raise you 75. |
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Oh! 75. |
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That takes care of your bet. |
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And I'll raise you whatever that is. |
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[Sighs] |
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Shit! I fold. |
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BRET: You didn't pay to look... |
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ANGEL: You said you never bluffed. |
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BRET: I said I never cheated |
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This is one of the "hardlys." |
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You've been cheating |
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What do you think I was doing |
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I was learning your "tells." |
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[Chuckling] Your weakness comes |
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You shuffle the cards back and forth |
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I just called you a cheat! |
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You also called me gutless... |
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...but I figured |
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THUG 1: Get your hands off him! |
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THUG 1: We get him first! |
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THUG 2: When I seen you |
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...I believed in the Almighty. |
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BRET: You fellows were drinking. |
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And you played bad. |
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THUG 2: Yours, you bastard! |
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THUG 2: It's our time now. |
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[Patrons scream] |
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[Patrons murmur and laugh] |
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BOY: There's going to be a fight. |
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BRET: Come here, son. |
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BRET: Hold onto this for me. |
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BRET: Now, if these fellows |
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...you can shoot me. |
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BOY: Shoot you?! |
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Good luck! |
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[Exhales] |
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[Laughter] |
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[Laughter] |
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[Bullwhip snaps] |
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[Bullwhip snaps] |
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THUG 1: I'm going to cut you up, |
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[Dog barks and growls] |
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[Bret yells] |
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[Applauding and cheering] |
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BOY: You're pretty good. |
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BRET: [Gasping] Me too. |
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BRET: [Gasping] |
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BOY: Speaking of my 20 cents... |
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OLD MAN: That's the way you do it! |
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That'll learn them assholes! |
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All right! My shirt's damaged! |
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What the hell else bad can happen? |
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What did you say before? |
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Nothing important. |
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ANNA: He called you a gutless coward. |
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I did not. |
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Cheat?! Cheat?! |
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ANGEL: I was teasing. |
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BRET: Teasing? |
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Oh! [Laughs] |
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I don't like being teased. |
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Hey... my friend, I'm sorry. |
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[Laughs] |
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Now I'm teasing you. |
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[Laughing] Let's play poker. |
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BRET: Let me get your chair. |
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ANNA: That was truly amazing. |
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[Sighs] |
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BRET: Whose deal was it? Mine? |
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JOHNNY: Think I'm through |
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JOHNNY: Good night, ma'am. |
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BRET: Good night, son. [Sighs] |
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ANGEL: Whatever. |
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Mind if I take 6? |
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BRET: [Laughing] Little poker humor. |
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[Knock at door] |
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BRET: [Click] Who is it? |
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I shouldn't be doing this. |
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You're standing in the hall, |
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If only I weren't a married woman. |
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ANNA: [Sighs] I couldn't help myself. |
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My very being cried out to hold you. |
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[Gasps] |
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Stop by anytime. |
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I know we may never |
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...so I think it's safe to say... |
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...you are the most blindingly |
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ANNA: Goodbye. |
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BRET: Annabelle. |
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[Annabelle grunts] |
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BRET: How can I possibly |
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...my wallet? |
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BRET: If you don't give back my money, |
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ANNA: Damn! |
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BRET: Don't get mad at me |
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ANNA: I'm a very good thief. |
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BRET: I know what that's all about. |
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Where're you from? |
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ANNA: Most gentlemen enjoy my Southern. |
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But I'll bet there is |
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No, and there never will be, |
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Now what do we do? |
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I am law-abiding. |
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BRET: I'm afraid I'll have to... |
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What the hell! I got my money back |
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Let's just call it square, |
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Damn! |
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What? |
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You're just so irritating |
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I have to work on that, I guess. |
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There you go, all likable again. |
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[Giggles] |
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You know, I... |
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I think that had we known each other |
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...we'd have hated each other. |
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[Bret laughs] |
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There's no Mrs. Maverick? |
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I'm sure I would've remembered. |
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May I? |
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I wish we'd never met. |
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Goodbye. |
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Goodbye. |
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Ow! |
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[Exhales] |
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She did it... |
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Son of a bitch! |
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BRET: Can I be of some help? |
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BRET: What?! |
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ANNA: You must admit |
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Not just better. |
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ANNA: I was? |
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ANNA: Thank you. |
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BRET: And now |
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ANNA: How dare you? I'm a lady. |
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Not if you or I were 100 years old... |
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BRET: Shut up! I don't want |
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Why not? |
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[Laughing] Why not? |
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If I dozed, God knows |
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I'd wake up |
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BRET: But I don't know |
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...and, obviously, |
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The laundry's closed, |
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Easy on the starch. |
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ANNA: If I can't touch you, |
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BRET: Want a hand? |
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[Annabelle screams] |
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[Bret laughs] |
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BRET: Thank you. |
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Goodnight, Bert. |
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[Moans] Bret! |
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Bret. That's my name. |
00:24:17 |
BRET: Good morning. |
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BRET: Is Eugene in? |
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[Click] |
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BRET: Get up, |
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BRET: On your feet! |
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BRET: I need some cash. |
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BRET: Shut up! |
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BRET: Put the cash on the table. |
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ROBERT: Robbery! |
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EUGENE: Robert, no! |
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EUGENE: It's my friend Bret |
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EUGENE: Tell everybody |
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EUGENE: Son of a bitch! |
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BRET: How are things going? |
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I know I owe you $1,000. |
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BRET: That's what I came for. |
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EUGENE: I've never welshed on a debt. |
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BRET: The end of the..? |
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For the All Rivers |
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EUGENE: How much to enter? |
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BRET: $25,000. |
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I'm $3,000 short, |
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Pork Chop Slim owed me... |
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...but his widow used the money |
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EUGENE: They never found the body. |
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What? |
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They never found his body. |
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BRET: The widow Pork Chop conned me. |
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What's with people nowadays? |
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EUGENE: I know. You can't trust them. |
00:25:44 |
BRET: I can't. |
00:25:48 |
ROBERT: Bank robbery! |
00:25:49 |
EUGENE: I told you... |
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ROBBER 1: You heard him! |
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[Screams and gasps from lobby] |
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ROBBER 1: I'll take this, gunslinger. |
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Empty your pockets, old man. |
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EUGENE: I got a silver dollar. |
00:26:01 |
ROBBER 1: Do better! |
00:26:04 |
EUGENE: All right, don't shoot! |
00:26:07 |
[Eugene growls] |
00:26:09 |
EUGENE: Take it. |
00:26:11 |
ROBBER 1: Well, I'll be! |
00:26:14 |
[Robber stammers] |
00:26:15 |
BRET: [Stammering] |
00:26:17 |
BRET: You said you were broke?! |
00:26:19 |
ROBBER 1: And I'll get the rest too! |
00:26:22 |
ROBBER 1: Pull those pockets out. |
00:26:26 |
ROBBER 1: Hurry up! Hey! |
00:26:30 |
ROBBER 1: Give me that! |
00:26:38 |
ROBBER 1: Nah! |
00:26:40 |
ROBBER 1: Let's blow the safe! |
00:26:42 |
ROBBER 1: Light up! |
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[Bret gasps] |
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[Screams from lobby] |
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BRET: [Grunting] I'm younger than you. |
00:26:52 |
[Explosion] |
00:26:54 |
[People scream] |
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[Horse whinnies] |
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ROBBER 1: [Grunting] |
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ROBBER 1: Hi-yah! Yah! |
00:27:11 |
EUGENE: You sons of bitches |
00:27:15 |
BRET: [Coughing] Eugene! |
00:27:18 |
You're holding out. |
00:27:20 |
EUGENE: [Laughing] |
00:27:25 |
EUGENE: Maverick! |
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[Bret chokes and coughs] |
00:27:28 |
THUG 1: Hey! |
00:27:30 |
THUG 1: Bret Maverick! |
00:27:35 |
THUG 1: We want to talk to you, pal. |
00:27:39 |
THUG 1: Where're you going? |
00:27:41 |
THUG: Got you now! |
00:27:45 |
BRET: Anybody see you? |
00:27:47 |
BRET: [Gasps] You come in |
00:27:49 |
...that monster would've eaten me alive. |
00:27:51 |
THUG 1: We saw that. |
00:27:54 |
BRET: [Laughing] |
00:27:56 |
THUG 1: We enjoyed it. [Laughs] |
00:27:58 |
BRET: No kidding. |
00:27:59 |
THUG 1: Thanks for taking it |
00:28:01 |
Easy? |
00:28:04 |
THUG 2: The one there |
00:28:07 |
That's good. |
00:28:09 |
THUG 3: You owe us $5 apiece. |
00:28:10 |
THUG 4: $5. |
00:28:14 |
[Thugs murmur] |
00:28:16 |
BRET: [Chuckling] |
00:28:18 |
They cleaned the bank and me out. |
00:28:22 |
THUG 1: Are you saying... |
00:28:24 |
...you don't have our money |
00:28:28 |
BRET: Killing me won't make you richer. |
00:28:33 |
[Gasps] |
00:28:35 |
Let's see here. |
00:28:37 |
[Thugs murmur] |
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I'm sorry. I forgot! |
00:28:41 |
I honestly forgot. |
00:28:42 |
I always keep something pinned |
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...for such a rainy day occasion. |
00:28:47 |
THUG 1: It's a good thing. |
00:28:50 |
[Bret and Thugs laugh] |
00:28:52 |
BRET: That's a $100 bill. |
00:28:54 |
THUG 1: A $100 bill?! |
00:28:58 |
BRET: 80 will be close enough. 75... |
00:29:03 |
[Thugs murmur] |
00:29:04 |
THUG 2: I got 17 here. |
00:29:07 |
THUG 2: That's right. |
00:29:09 |
THUG 2: We'll settle that later. |
00:29:12 |
THUG 2: I can't believe you! |
00:29:14 |
BRET: You came out better |
00:29:18 |
You keep this |
00:29:21 |
News travels fast in the old West. |
00:29:24 |
THUG 2: A $100 bill! |
00:29:28 |
...$25 apiece. |
00:29:29 |
[Thugs cheer and laugh] |
00:29:31 |
[Bret whistles a tune] |
00:29:38 |
[Bret stops whistling] |
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[Exhales] |
00:29:47 |
BRET: Ever since I was a kid, |
00:29:51 |
That if I thought hard enough |
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... I'd be able |
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My old pappy always said |
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But I knew if I really believed |
00:30:08 |
... would be |
00:30:14 |
Of course, it didn't always work. |
00:30:16 |
What do I expect! |
00:30:19 |
In fact, it had never worked. |
00:30:30 |
[Sighing] You sweet woman! |
00:30:37 |
[Sighs] |
00:30:39 |
Lucky shirt. Yes! |
00:30:41 |
[Gasps] |
00:30:47 |
[Gasps and stammers] |
00:30:51 |
[Gasping] Mrs. Bransford! |
00:30:55 |
BRET: Wait! You! |
00:30:57 |
BRET: [Stammering] I'm... |
00:31:01 |
[Mutters] |
00:31:03 |
[Bell rings] |
00:31:11 |
BRET: Hold up the ferry! |
00:31:24 |
BRET: [Gasping] |
00:31:26 |
ANNA: You bet I did! |
00:31:29 |
This is my lucky shirt. |
00:31:30 |
Do your own laundry then. |
00:31:33 |
My underwear comes from New York. |
00:31:35 |
BRET: Got any idea |
00:31:38 |
Paris, France, that's where! |
00:31:40 |
I can't go to the nearest store |
00:31:44 |
ANNA: Why don't you try |
00:31:47 |
COOP: Remove your hands from the lady. |
00:31:51 |
ANNA: When you least expect it, |
00:31:55 |
COOP: Zane Cooper. |
00:31:58 |
COOP: Suits me just fine. |
00:32:00 |
ANNA: This creature's named Maverick. |
00:32:03 |
ANNA: I'll be taking this coach. |
00:32:06 |
BRET: That ought to be fun. |
00:32:08 |
ANNA: Lord knows what he'd have done, |
00:32:12 |
COOP: I hope you can relax |
00:32:16 |
My feeling is that |
00:32:20 |
...none of us would be here. |
00:32:22 |
BRET: What kind of sense |
00:32:25 |
If there were no men, |
00:32:28 |
Are you mocking me? |
00:32:30 |
BRET: Don't get ruffled. |
00:32:33 |
...in a totally unusual way. |
00:32:35 |
ANNA: What would this world come to |
00:32:40 |
[Coughing from behind the coach] |
00:32:42 |
BRET: A passenger! |
00:32:45 |
BRET: Right this way, sir. |
00:32:49 |
[Elderly man stammers] |
00:32:50 |
ELDERLY MAN: I'm the driver. |
00:32:53 |
BRET: Are you all right? |
00:32:55 |
DRIVER: Why does everybody |
00:32:57 |
Get me up there so |
00:33:17 |
ANNA: I think it's about time |
00:33:21 |
Mr. Maverick has aspirations |
00:33:24 |
COOP: I'm not ignorant of cards. |
00:33:28 |
ANNA: And pray what might that be? |
00:33:30 |
ANNA: I bet you're the best there is. |
00:33:35 |
BRET: I can't quite place your accent. |
00:33:39 |
ANNA: Ever been to Mobile? |
00:33:42 |
That's where I'm from. |
00:33:43 |
BRET: Mobile, Alabama? |
00:33:46 |
BRET: I'll bet we know the same people. |
00:33:50 |
ANNA: I've tried so hard |
00:33:52 |
I endured |
00:33:55 |
[Bret laughs and cheers] |
00:33:57 |
COOP: A woman's suffering |
00:34:01 |
BRET: [Chuckling] |
00:34:03 |
[Bret laughs] |
00:34:04 |
BRET: Watch your billfold. |
00:34:18 |
BRET: Hey, old-timer! |
00:34:20 |
BRET: The thief and the old guy |
00:34:56 |
ANNA: How could you face them all down? |
00:35:00 |
A man gives his word to do his job, |
00:35:05 |
ANNA: Weren't you afraid? |
00:35:08 |
ANNA: Maverick doesn't believe |
00:35:10 |
BRET: I think bravery's a fine thing... |
00:35:13 |
...just overrated is all, |
00:35:17 |
COOP: I just realized something. |
00:35:19 |
What's that? |
00:35:20 |
COOP: You're spineless. |
00:35:22 |
BRET: That's right. |
00:35:32 |
[Laughter from café] |
00:35:40 |
ANGEL: You fellas got a problem? |
00:35:43 |
THUG 2: [Laughing] |
00:35:44 |
[Laughter] |
00:35:45 |
ANGEL: What's the joke? |
00:35:47 |
JOHN: You, Pancho. You're the joke. |
00:35:50 |
DOC: You'll have to pay us |
00:35:58 |
ANGEL: He paid you to fall down? |
00:35:59 |
JOHN: Paid us good too. |
00:36:01 |
THUG 2: That's right. |
00:36:04 |
ANGEL: That's a good day's work. |
00:36:07 |
You fellas ought to see me first. |
00:36:10 |
I'd a let you fall down for free. |
00:36:32 |
ANGEL: Maverick is mine, anyway. |
00:36:34 |
ANGEL: But this time it's personal. |
00:36:47 |
ANGEL: $100 bill! Ha! |
00:37:04 |
ANNA: Is he taking a short cut? |
00:37:11 |
[Annabelle grunts and gasps] |
00:37:16 |
Hey, old-timer, wake up! |
00:37:24 |
COOP: Is he asleep? |
00:37:27 |
BRET: He's dead. |
00:37:29 |
Yeah. |
00:37:30 |
COOP: Get up and stop the stage. |
00:37:34 |
BRET: You stop the stage! |
00:37:37 |
COOP: If it comes off, we're all dead. |
00:37:40 |
I'll take care of the wheel. |
00:37:42 |
COOP: Give me your hat. |
00:37:58 |
Now, Bert... stop playing around |
00:38:02 |
BRET: Help! |
00:38:11 |
[Annabelle gasps] |
00:38:14 |
COOP: He'll be fine. He looks handy. |
00:38:17 |
[Bret grunts and groans] |
00:38:21 |
[Grunts and mutters] |
00:38:26 |
[Coughs and sputters] |
00:38:28 |
ANNA: Why don't you fix the wheel? |
00:38:32 |
ANNA: Then help him. |
00:38:35 |
COOP: No, in the long run, |
00:38:39 |
[Bret yells] |
00:38:42 |
[Bret screams] |
00:38:46 |
[Grunts and groans] |
00:38:51 |
Ow! |
00:38:52 |
ANNA: What's he doing back there? |
00:38:55 |
[Bret coughs and grunts] |
00:39:04 |
[Bret gasps] |
00:39:07 |
[Bret screams] |
00:39:08 |
[Annabelle screams] |
00:39:20 |
[Thump] |
00:39:21 |
[Annabelle screams] |
00:39:24 |
BRET: Sorry! |
00:39:26 |
COOP: Stop fooling around! |
00:39:29 |
COOP: Get up there |
00:39:32 |
BRET: Whoa, horses! |
00:39:42 |
[Bret screams] |
00:39:51 |
Whoa! Stop! |
00:40:15 |
Whoa! |
00:40:18 |
[Bret screams] |
00:40:20 |
[Grunts and gasps] |
00:40:24 |
BRET: [Gasping] Ow! |
00:40:35 |
COOP: Let me help you. |
00:40:37 |
[Bret grunts] |
00:40:42 |
[Bret gasps and pants] |
00:40:44 |
BRET: [Gasping] So... |
00:40:47 |
COOP: Oh! It's fine. |
00:40:51 |
BRET: [Gasping] I know. |
00:40:54 |
...close look at the wheels |
00:40:57 |
ANNA: Don't you feel better |
00:41:00 |
ANNA: Wasn't that exciting? |
00:41:03 |
BRET: [Gasping] This was all |
00:41:05 |
ANNA: Yes! |
00:41:08 |
COOP: Exactly. |
00:41:10 |
BRET: [Laughing] That's funny. |
00:41:14 |
[Coop and Annabelle laugh] |
00:41:15 |
COOP: Give me your hand. |
00:41:18 |
BRET: Don't you ever try |
00:41:24 |
BRET: [Gasping] You either. |
00:41:25 |
BRET: Now back off. |
00:41:29 |
BRET: Go away. |
00:41:31 |
ANNA: Ungrateful! |
00:41:40 |
[Bret gasps] |
00:41:49 |
BRET: [Whispering] Help. |
00:41:50 |
COOP: [Shouting] What? |
00:41:55 |
BRET: Help. |
00:42:03 |
COOP: [Stammering] |
00:42:06 |
BRET: [Gasping] Please help me. |
00:42:07 |
COOP: Oh! Okay, take my hand. |
00:42:10 |
BRET: You take my hand. |
00:42:13 |
[Bret whimpers] |
00:42:17 |
[Bret grunts] |
00:42:20 |
BRET: [Whimpering] |
00:42:24 |
BRET: [Grunting] Easy! |
00:42:26 |
BRET: [Groaning] I don't care about it. |
00:42:29 |
COOP: You're doing good. |
00:42:31 |
[Bret groans] |
00:42:34 |
BRET: Now get your hands off me! |
00:42:37 |
[Bret pants and whimpers] |
00:42:41 |
COOP: Ungrateful. |
00:42:51 |
COOP: Somebody ought to say |
00:42:56 |
ANNA: We know nothing about him. |
00:42:59 |
The only thing in his wallet |
00:43:04 |
[Bret sings "Amazing Grace"] |
00:43:10 |
[Coop and Annabelle joins in] |
00:43:22 |
[Click, click, click] |
00:43:24 |
[Click, click, click] |
00:43:28 |
[Click, click, click] |
00:43:53 |
[Screaming from road] |
00:43:58 |
COOP: Trouble! |
00:44:08 |
BRET: Pull up! Whoa! |
00:44:11 |
[People screaming and crying] |
00:44:18 |
[Groans] |
00:44:25 |
M. MARY: We sing praises |
00:44:31 |
[People murmur] |
00:44:36 |
[Dress rips] |
00:44:39 |
BRET: Here. |
00:44:42 |
COOP: We'll do everything we can. |
00:44:44 |
M. MARY: "Though I walk |
00:44:46 |
COOP: Maverick! |
00:44:49 |
COOP: They got hit by Indians. |
00:44:52 |
BRET: Ma'am, it was not Indians. |
00:44:54 |
M. MARGARET: I seen them. |
00:44:57 |
BRET: If it was Indians... |
00:44:59 |
COOP: I said we'd take them |
00:45:01 |
BRET: That's backtracking. |
00:45:04 |
BRET: I have a game to get to. |
00:45:08 |
M. MARGARET: Took my girl's music box. |
00:45:11 |
M. MARGARET: And the wagon |
00:45:13 |
BRET: Hold it. |
00:45:16 |
BRET: Exactly how much money? |
00:45:18 |
ANNA: What kind of animal are you? |
00:45:20 |
ANNA: Exactly how much money? |
00:45:22 |
M. MARGARET AND M. MARY: |
00:45:23 |
M. MARGARET AND M. MARY: |
00:45:26 |
BRET: If I get it back, |
00:45:30 |
M. MARGARET: 5! |
00:45:32 |
M. MARY: No, 10 percent, Mary Margaret. |
00:45:37 |
...for when I find a husband. |
00:45:39 |
M. MARY: [Sighs] |
00:45:40 |
M. MARY: All right. |
00:45:42 |
ANNA: I know we can. |
00:45:46 |
M. MARY: I'll give you 10 percent, |
00:45:50 |
BRET: I'm telling you, there are |
00:45:55 |
[Beating of drums from distance] |
00:45:56 |
[People screaming] |
00:46:00 |
M. MARY: Oh, my God! |
00:46:02 |
COOP: Drums. |
00:46:05 |
ANNA: Right again, Bert. |
00:46:08 |
BRET: It's Bret. |
00:46:11 |
BRET: Hm. |
00:46:21 |
ANNA: Well? |
00:46:25 |
BRET: But they're shod horse tracks. |
00:46:30 |
ANNA: They're Indians. |
00:46:33 |
BRET: Not everybody's like you. |
00:46:37 |
BRET: Nothing. I try to shoot |
00:46:42 |
BRET: It's their fault for being |
00:46:48 |
[Bret gasps and grunts] |
00:46:50 |
BRET: What are you doing here? |
00:46:53 |
COOP: Sounds like 50-50 to me. |
00:46:56 |
BRET: You want 50% too? |
00:46:58 |
COOP: I want those ladies |
00:47:00 |
BRET: Oh, fine! |
00:47:04 |
ANNA: Would 60-40 be agreeable? |
00:47:06 |
BRET: What'll you do for your 40%? |
00:47:10 |
[Gun fires and Annabelle screams] |
00:47:12 |
[Bret gasps and pants] |
00:47:14 |
BRET: Oh. |
00:47:20 |
ANNA: 70-30? |
00:47:21 |
BRET: 70-30? |
00:47:24 |
[Bret laughs] |
00:47:26 |
BRET: I don't know about 70-30. |
00:47:29 |
BRET: You're not exactly |
00:47:32 |
ANNA: Some tracker you are, |
00:47:38 |
BRET: Anybody? Oh... |
00:47:39 |
...you see that hawk? |
00:47:41 |
ANNA: No! |
00:47:44 |
BRETT: You know what that hawk means? |
00:47:47 |
BRETT: Nothing. |
00:47:50 |
ANNA: I did! |
00:47:51 |
COOP: Children! |
00:47:54 |
ANNA: [Whispering] What? |
00:47:58 |
BRET: No! |
00:48:01 |
ANNA: [Whispering] |
00:48:08 |
ANNA: [Whispering] What do you hear? |
00:48:11 |
BRET: I thought I'd nap before sundown. |
00:48:18 |
[Bret grunts] |
00:48:19 |
[Coop laughs] |
00:48:20 |
ANNA: What are you laughing at? |
00:48:27 |
[Bret chuckles and sighs] |
00:48:34 |
BRET: [Whispering] |
00:48:35 |
COOP: There's 6 horses. |
00:48:37 |
BRET: You got good eyes. |
00:48:41 |
ANNA: Can you teach me |
00:48:44 |
BRET: What? Now? |
00:48:47 |
BRET: You're all heart! |
00:48:50 |
Observe the U.S. Cavalry brand |
00:48:53 |
They're not Indian. |
00:48:56 |
BRET: You got tells too. |
00:48:57 |
BRET: You play with your hair at cards. |
00:49:00 |
COOP: Would you two shut up? |
00:49:03 |
[Chime] |
00:49:04 |
BRET: Sounds like a music box, |
00:49:11 |
BRET: Oh, hey! |
00:49:16 |
BRET: There's the music box |
00:49:18 |
BRET: And look at that fella |
00:49:21 |
He's wearing your sweetheart's |
00:49:24 |
COOP: Margaret Mary. |
00:49:26 |
You're on a first name basis. |
00:49:28 |
Would you two be quiet! |
00:49:30 |
ANNA: Be quiet! |
00:49:32 |
COOP: You're crazy! |
00:49:34 |
Did you see any money over there? |
00:49:38 |
BRET: No. |
00:49:39 |
BRET: Nothing. |
00:49:41 |
BRET: We could take them easy. |
00:49:44 |
COOP: What's "we" doing |
00:49:48 |
BRET: [Gasps] You'd just stand there |
00:49:53 |
BRET: I have 1 gun with 6 bullets. |
00:49:56 |
BRET: What if they got 2? That's |
00:50:00 |
COOP: Shut up! |
00:50:03 |
ANNA: You're babbling. |
00:50:04 |
BRET: No, I wasn't. |
00:50:07 |
Don't worry, |
00:50:09 |
Coop faced 9 men dead sober, |
00:50:12 |
BRET: He's always dead sober. |
00:50:14 |
COOP: She didn't mean that. |
00:50:16 |
I said the outlaws were sober! |
00:50:18 |
BRET AND COOP: Shh! |
00:50:21 |
BRET: [Whispering] Shut up! |
00:50:25 |
[Click] |
00:50:27 |
ANNA: [Gasping] Here he comes. |
00:50:34 |
[Snoring] |
00:50:36 |
[Gasps] |
00:50:38 |
[Music box plays] |
00:50:39 |
[Grunts] |
00:50:48 |
BRET: What if there's trouble? |
00:50:50 |
COOP: I'm right behind you. |
00:50:54 |
BRET: No "wheels coming off" shit. |
00:50:56 |
COOP: That was broken bones. |
00:50:59 |
ANNA: [Exhales] Other way. |
00:51:01 |
Dying. Right. |
00:51:03 |
BRET: Give it to me. |
00:51:05 |
It may be my last chance. |
00:51:07 |
ANNA: [Gasps] How dare you?! |
00:51:10 |
ANNA: No, just take your own! |
00:51:13 |
ANNA: All right, 50%. |
00:51:16 |
BRET: No! |
00:51:18 |
BRET: No! |
00:51:21 |
ANNA: All right, 60-40. |
00:51:23 |
ANNA: You're the fastest draw. |
00:51:28 |
COOP: Who said that? |
00:51:29 |
BRET: It's true. |
00:51:32 |
...I can't hit shit, especially when |
00:51:36 |
BRET: You back me up? |
00:51:38 |
ANNA: Bert. |
00:51:40 |
Bret. My name is Bret. |
00:51:41 |
You're Annabelle, he's Coop. |
00:51:45 |
ANNA: Be careful, okay? |
00:51:47 |
BRET: Of course. |
00:52:15 |
[Bang] |
00:52:18 |
BRET: Hey, everyone. |
00:52:21 |
BRET: Wake up! |
00:52:23 |
I saw your fire and thought |
00:52:27 |
THIEF 1: Who are you? |
00:52:29 |
Bert Maverick. |
00:52:30 |
BRET: [Laughing] No. |
00:52:31 |
I'm Bret Maverick, and I'm here |
00:52:36 |
...pointed at your heads. |
00:52:40 |
BRET: Just whistle, |
00:52:43 |
BRET: You're surrounded. |
00:52:45 |
[Neither Coop nor Annabelle can whistle] |
00:52:51 |
BRET: Did another wheel come off? |
00:52:55 |
[Coop and Annabelle gently clap] |
00:52:57 |
BRET: See? They're out there. |
00:53:00 |
Zane Cooper will blow your brains |
00:53:03 |
I know you're thinking he's old, decrepit, |
00:53:07 |
But he can still shoot straight. |
00:53:09 |
After you is Ugly Annie Bransford. |
00:53:11 |
She came out backwards when |
00:53:14 |
Her parents had to tie a pork chop |
00:53:19 |
When making love, she has to pretend |
00:53:22 |
[Thieves laugh] |
00:53:25 |
THIEF 2: You're all right, Bart. |
00:53:27 |
COOP: Admit it. |
00:53:29 |
ANNA: I didn't think so. |
00:53:31 |
BRET: Some Indians |
00:53:33 |
They said it might be whites acting |
00:53:37 |
If you come along with me, |
00:53:42 |
BRET: So if you could just follow me. |
00:53:44 |
BRET: Get up. |
00:53:48 |
THIEF 3: Here's a thing |
00:53:57 |
ANNA: Aren't you helping him? |
00:54:10 |
ANNA: Did you just help him? |
00:54:17 |
THIEF 4: Shot my whiskey bottle! |
00:54:26 |
ANNA: Oh, that's my gun! |
00:54:30 |
THIEF 4: Damn you! |
00:54:37 |
ANNA: [Gasping] |
00:54:39 |
COOP: Oh, yeah. |
00:54:42 |
ANNA: Look at that! |
00:54:44 |
They're all gone. |
00:54:46 |
ANNA: I'll be rich! |
00:54:49 |
COOP: I'll tell you what you did wrong. |
00:54:54 |
ANNA: You tell me where it is. |
00:54:57 |
ANNA: There it is! |
00:54:58 |
[Thief screams] |
00:55:00 |
ANNA: I've never seen |
00:55:03 |
COOP: Take off that dress! |
00:55:06 |
COOP: Not you. Him. |
00:55:08 |
ANNA: I found it! |
00:55:11 |
COOP: I'll take the money. |
00:55:13 |
BRET: Don't let her touch it! |
00:55:15 |
COOP: Where are you going? |
00:55:18 |
COOP: Be mature. |
00:55:21 |
BRET: Get back! |
00:55:24 |
BRET: Don't let her get |
00:55:27 |
[Thieves grunt and groan] |
00:55:31 |
M. MARY: I have found you. |
00:55:35 |
M. MARY: And I have found you. |
00:55:40 |
M. MARY: Bless you |
00:55:43 |
M. MARY: The Lord says it's good |
00:55:47 |
COOP: It's a beautiful dress. |
00:55:51 |
M. MARGARET: $2,500... |
00:55:53 |
...$2,600... |
00:55:55 |
...$2,800... |
00:55:56 |
ANNA: $2,700, ma'am. |
00:55:58 |
M. MARGARET: Are you sure? |
00:56:00 |
BRET: She'd know. |
00:56:02 |
M. MARGARET: $2,700, $2,800... |
00:56:06 |
...900. |
00:56:09 |
M. MARGARET: $3,000. |
00:56:18 |
M. MARGARET: That leaves us |
00:56:20 |
M. MARY: That's not enough |
00:56:23 |
M. MARGARET: Don't worry. |
00:56:26 |
...$3,000 and we delivered. |
00:56:41 |
[Dog whines] |
00:56:44 |
[Bret clears throat] |
00:56:48 |
BRET: My pappy used to say... |
00:56:50 |
..."Never sneeze when you hide |
00:56:54 |
And never, |
00:56:56 |
...take money from women who've lost |
00:57:01 |
M. MARGARET: Hallelujah! |
00:57:03 |
ANNA: I lost a wedding dress! |
00:57:06 |
[People cheer] |
00:57:08 |
M. MARGARET: We have got |
00:57:12 |
ANNA: You owe me my 30%. |
00:57:14 |
BRET: I'm a man of my word. |
00:57:17 |
...of whatever I got. |
00:57:20 |
[Annabelle spits] |
00:57:22 |
COOP: I hate to interrupt, |
00:57:25 |
If those renegades |
00:57:28 |
...who was beating those drums? |
00:57:31 |
ANNA: Maybe it was them. |
00:57:51 |
BRET: I'll take care of this. |
00:57:59 |
JOE: You've come |
00:58:02 |
BRET: Anybody get that? |
00:58:04 |
ANNA: You know about Indians. |
00:58:07 |
BRET: [Exhales] |
00:58:11 |
BRET: Friend, go with me on this. |
00:58:13 |
BRET: I'll explain later. |
00:58:15 |
JOE: How long will it take? |
00:58:17 |
It's getting hot. |
00:58:18 |
BRET: I'll make it quick. |
00:58:28 |
What's he say? |
00:58:30 |
BRET: [Sighs] It seems |
00:58:34 |
We're on sacred ground. |
00:58:36 |
ANNA: We didn't know that. |
00:58:40 |
BRET: Yeah. |
00:58:42 |
BRET: Shake your head, |
00:58:44 |
... look really mad, lots of words! |
00:58:47 |
[Rifle fires] |
00:58:48 |
[Indians yell] |
00:58:55 |
BRET: His gods demand a sacrifice. |
00:58:59 |
COOP: Sacrifice? |
00:59:02 |
BRET: Human. |
00:59:05 |
BRET: You're doing great. Point your |
00:59:21 |
BRET: We can go if one of us |
00:59:26 |
...but one of us |
00:59:27 |
ANNA: What's the bravery test? |
00:59:29 |
BRET: He cuts off your hands. |
00:59:38 |
JOE: Who's the girl? She's pretty! |
00:59:44 |
BRET: Point to her, say you want her! |
00:59:48 |
JOE: Ah, I do want her. |
00:59:50 |
[Indians yell] |
00:59:57 |
[Howls] |
01:00:03 |
[Growls] |
01:00:08 |
BRET: I'll die |
01:00:10 |
ANNA: There's too many of them! |
01:00:12 |
BRET: You're right. Don't show fear! |
01:00:18 |
BRET: One of us must go, |
01:00:21 |
COOP: I'll go. |
01:00:23 |
COOP: I owe you. |
01:00:26 |
BRET: I can't do what you can. |
01:00:31 |
BRET: I'll go, but it's okay. |
01:00:35 |
ANNA: [sighing] Oh, Bret. |
01:00:39 |
BRET: I liked it just now |
01:00:43 |
One thing. |
01:00:44 |
What, Bret? |
01:00:45 |
When you bluff, never tap |
01:00:49 |
That's your second giveaway. |
01:00:52 |
Even at a time like this, |
01:01:13 |
BRET: [Gasps] |
01:01:14 |
Goodbye, my lady. |
01:01:21 |
BRET: You were right, Coop. |
01:01:23 |
I never felt better |
01:01:27 |
COOP: Take care of yourself. |
01:01:30 |
BRET: Now when they... |
01:01:32 |
[laughing]... cut my hands off, |
01:01:35 |
ANNA: [Gasps] |
01:01:39 |
Bye, Bret. |
01:01:41 |
[People say goodbye] |
01:01:49 |
JOE: [Whispering] What was that about? |
01:01:51 |
BRET: Tell you later. |
01:01:55 |
BRET: [Whispering] |
01:02:13 |
[Bret and Indian children laughing] |
01:02:22 |
BRET: I'm just trying to... |
01:02:25 |
BRET: I can't get my... Where'd |
01:02:29 |
JOE: I won it off a Russian at poker. |
01:02:33 |
JOE: My bicycle! Look at that! |
01:02:35 |
BRET: [Groaning] |
01:02:38 |
[Groans] Why are they laughing? |
01:02:40 |
JOE: Nobody's ever ridden it before. |
01:02:41 |
BRET: [Gasps] |
01:02:44 |
You sure do pick the spots. |
01:02:47 |
Yeah, I know. |
01:02:49 |
Next time you people drive us off, |
01:02:52 |
...some swampland so awful |
01:03:00 |
[Laughter from children among teepees] |
01:03:02 |
[Drums and chants] |
01:03:19 |
BRET: Is that good? |
01:03:26 |
BRET: What's with the drums |
01:03:29 |
JOE: We had a lousy year. |
01:03:31 |
So when this Russian archduke, |
01:03:35 |
...came and wanted to see |
01:03:39 |
He pays well. |
01:03:42 |
We get dressed up in war paint |
01:03:46 |
He wants me to speak like |
01:03:50 |
You people are such assholes! |
01:03:53 |
JOE: And he's got to hear |
01:03:56 |
Gets on my nerves. |
01:03:57 |
JOE: You'll move on, you'll have |
01:04:02 |
JOE: [Clears throat] Bret. |
01:04:05 |
[Inhales] |
01:04:07 |
[Gasping] |
01:04:09 |
JOE: I'm sorry. You'll get it as soon |
01:04:13 |
BRET: When will that be? |
01:04:17 |
JOE: You need $25,000 to get into that. |
01:04:20 |
BRET: I know that. [Sighs] |
01:04:26 |
With your $1,000, |
01:04:29 |
JOE: Wait! |
01:04:31 |
You've got $22,000? |
01:04:36 |
Cash? |
01:04:37 |
It's not frog skins. |
01:04:39 |
[Joe gasps] |
01:04:40 |
I've never seen $22,000. |
01:04:42 |
BRET: I've never seen 25. |
01:04:45 |
Can I see it? |
01:04:47 |
Why not? |
01:04:49 |
JOE: Can I touch it? |
01:04:51 |
JOE: Where is it? |
01:04:56 |
JOE: What is this stuff? |
01:04:58 |
[Spits] |
01:05:00 |
JOE: Oh, ha, ha, ha! Very funny. |
01:05:03 |
[Bret gasps] |
01:05:05 |
BRET: It's... |
01:05:08 |
[Bret grunts and groans] |
01:05:12 |
JOE: You all right? Was it the food? |
01:05:15 |
BRET: [Gasping] |
01:05:18 |
JOE: What? |
01:05:19 |
BRET: How could she when |
01:05:23 |
You were to cut my hands off, |
01:05:27 |
JOE: Pull yourself together! |
01:05:32 |
JOE: I got your money. |
01:05:35 |
I was just teasing you. |
01:05:37 |
[Bret laughs] |
01:05:38 |
[Joe laughs] |
01:05:42 |
BRET: [Laughing] Teasing? |
01:05:45 |
JOE: I'll kill you! |
01:05:47 |
JOE: Wait! |
01:05:49 |
JOE: Did you say, "dead"? |
01:05:53 |
JOE: I just got an idea! |
01:06:04 |
[Speaks in Russian] |
01:06:14 |
[Ring] |
01:06:25 |
[Archduke laughs] |
01:06:27 |
JOE: [Mutters] Big asshole. |
01:06:31 |
JOE: Ah, bonjour, Monseigneur. |
01:06:34 |
JOE: Comment allez-vous? |
01:06:35 |
ARCHDUKE: C'est la langue |
01:06:38 |
ARCHDUKE: Parle anglais. |
01:06:42 |
JOE: How, white man! |
01:06:44 |
ARCHDUKE: Hello, Noble Savage. |
01:06:47 |
I kill every animal in sight |
01:06:51 |
JOE: Boring? |
01:06:52 |
JOE: Maybe His Largeness be interested |
01:06:58 |
ARCHDUKE: What is it? |
01:07:00 |
JOE: Come, come! |
01:07:12 |
ARCHDUKE: [Whispering] |
01:07:16 |
JOE: [Whispering] |
01:07:18 |
JOE: Shh! |
01:07:20 |
ARCHDUKE: Is it legal? |
01:07:21 |
JOE: White man been doing it for years, |
01:07:28 |
How much? |
01:07:29 |
JOE: Uh... |
01:07:33 |
ARCHDUKE: One thousand? |
01:07:34 |
Don't tie him. |
01:07:37 |
No, he'll lose, but easy hit. |
01:07:40 |
Smoke too much tobacco. |
01:07:43 |
JOE: Put out of misery. |
01:07:46 |
ARCHDUKE: Deal. |
01:07:50 |
JOE: Me go find |
01:07:53 |
Indian law say death private thing. |
01:08:02 |
BRET: Psst! Hey! |
01:08:05 |
JOE: Bret? |
01:08:08 |
JOE: He wouldn't let go of it. |
01:08:10 |
BRET: Great! |
01:08:12 |
I got him up to $500. |
01:08:15 |
BRET: 500? Worth the risk. |
01:08:18 |
JOE: $250 a piece. |
01:08:20 |
BRET: I'm the one taking all the risk. |
01:08:23 |
JOE: Shh! |
01:08:25 |
JOE: So, Arch! |
01:08:27 |
JOE: Look sick. |
01:08:29 |
[Bret coughs] |
01:08:32 |
ARCHDUKE: Tell him to run. |
01:08:34 |
JOE: No, no, no. |
01:08:36 |
Why? |
01:08:38 |
JOE: Injun shot by white man's weapon |
01:08:43 |
JOE: Injun die by Indian way. |
01:08:46 |
ARCHDUKE: I never used one of those. |
01:08:50 |
JOE: Real easy, see? |
01:09:04 |
[Archduke growls] |
01:09:06 |
[Archduke inhales] |
01:09:07 |
[Thwack] |
01:09:09 |
[Archduke groans] |
01:09:11 |
ARCHDUKE: No wonder you people |
01:09:16 |
JOE: $2,000. |
01:09:17 |
ARCHDUKE: $2,000? |
01:09:20 |
ARCHDUKE: $2,000. Give me that. |
01:09:24 |
[Bret gasps and pants] |
01:09:25 |
JOE: [Grunts] Come, come! |
01:09:29 |
[Bret grunts] |
01:09:32 |
[Joe screeches] |
01:09:34 |
[Gun fires] |
01:09:39 |
ARCHDUKE: I killed him. |
01:09:42 |
I really killed him! |
01:09:46 |
ARCHDUKE: Will you leave him |
01:09:50 |
JOE: Never liked him much anyway. |
01:10:03 |
JOE: Partner, we did it! |
01:10:06 |
BRET: We did it. |
01:10:09 |
BRET: He could have killed me! |
01:10:11 |
BRET: Arrows missing, bullets whiz... |
01:10:16 |
BRET: Real? You knew |
01:10:19 |
JOE: Shoot this. |
01:10:20 |
JOE: I'll show you something. |
01:10:22 |
BRET: You get |
01:10:24 |
JOE: I saved your life! |
01:10:27 |
JOE: Shoot it. |
01:10:33 |
BRET: Ow! |
01:10:35 |
BRET: That's not funny. |
01:10:37 |
JOE: Anybody who uses my bow |
01:10:41 |
[Joe laughs] |
01:10:43 |
JOE: And fresh from the mint. |
01:10:48 |
BRET: I'd kiss you, but there's people. |
01:10:50 |
JOE: Don't do that. |
01:10:52 |
JOE: So... I guess |
01:10:56 |
BRET: How will I explain I got away... |
01:10:58 |
...with my hands still attached? |
01:11:01 |
JOE: Tell them you got us drunk |
01:11:05 |
BRET: Nobody'll believe that. |
01:11:07 |
JOE: You people believe anything. |
01:11:12 |
JOE: I got the big dunce up to $1,000. |
01:11:16 |
JOE: Who's the best? |
01:11:20 |
JOE: Uh, no! |
01:11:22 |
BRET: All I need now is another $2,000. |
01:11:24 |
JOE: You'll win it soon. |
01:11:26 |
BRET: With my luck, |
01:11:28 |
JOE: Hey, what's this? |
01:11:31 |
You insult me by counting it? |
01:11:35 |
BRET: I'm sorry Joseph, but lately, |
01:11:40 |
...have stiffed me. |
01:11:42 |
JOE: Oh, hey, Mav! |
01:11:47 |
[Joe laughs] |
01:11:48 |
[Laughter] |
01:11:50 |
BRET: Yeah. |
01:11:57 |
BRET: I had to hotfoot it |
01:11:59 |
... as it wouldn't be long |
01:12:03 |
... to help me reinvest |
01:12:11 |
CHILDREN: Goodbye, Bert. |
01:12:13 |
BRET: The $2,000 wasn't the only thing |
01:12:16 |
I was really getting short on time. |
01:12:57 |
BRET: Hey! |
01:13:01 |
[Groans] |
01:13:03 |
BRET: Hey! [Grunts] |
01:13:12 |
[Click] |
01:13:14 |
ANGEL: Should've paid your cowhands |
01:13:17 |
Lucky for you, |
01:13:20 |
ANGEL: If you hadn't done what you did, |
01:13:27 |
[Bret groans and pants] |
01:13:30 |
But now I won't. |
01:13:32 |
[Chuckles] |
01:13:35 |
BRET: It occurred to me, before I |
01:13:41 |
And then again... |
01:13:43 |
... maybe not. |
01:13:44 |
[Hissing] |
01:13:46 |
[Horse whinnies] |
01:13:48 |
BRET: Whoa, whoa! |
01:13:51 |
BRET: [Straining] Whoa. |
01:13:52 |
[Straining] Whoa! |
01:13:55 |
All right, Lord. |
01:13:57 |
That's enough. |
01:14:01 |
If you could get me out of this, |
01:14:05 |
...too presumptuous, but... |
01:14:07 |
[Choking] Whoa. |
01:14:14 |
[Rattling] |
01:14:19 |
Let's go! [Grunting] |
01:14:23 |
Thank you, Lord. |
01:14:25 |
All right, Ollie. |
01:14:27 |
[Grunting] |
01:14:30 |
You can stop, Ollie. |
01:14:32 |
[Coughs] You can stop. |
01:14:36 |
[Pants and coughs] |
01:14:37 |
[Groans] |
01:14:55 |
[Grunts] |
01:14:58 |
[Grunting] All right, Ollie! |
01:15:02 |
[Horse whinnies] |
01:15:03 |
[Straining] Don't go, Ollie! |
01:15:05 |
BRET: Stay there, pal. |
01:15:12 |
No! |
01:15:23 |
[Bret mutters] |
01:15:25 |
Ollie! |
01:15:28 |
[Steam whistle] |
01:15:34 |
[Laughter and music from steamboat] |
01:15:49 |
ANNA: Bret! |
01:15:51 |
Bret! |
01:15:52 |
Bret Maverick! Look at you. |
01:15:55 |
My hero's alive and well. |
01:15:57 |
You seem happy. |
01:15:58 |
Well, I am. |
01:16:00 |
ANNA: How ever did you escape |
01:16:06 |
I'm not exactly |
01:16:13 |
[Anna gasps] |
01:16:17 |
[Bret grunts] |
01:16:27 |
ANNA: My beautiful, beautiful, |
01:16:31 |
I don't want to seem forward, but... |
01:16:34 |
...could you loan me $4,000? |
01:16:37 |
ANNA: I've only broken even |
01:16:42 |
That means you can't enter. |
01:16:45 |
Mrs. B., I'd give you |
01:16:49 |
The problem is, |
01:16:51 |
ANNA: And my poor, pure heart |
01:16:55 |
ARCHDUKE: [yelling] |
01:17:03 |
BRET: Set on this, Mrs. Bransford. |
01:17:07 |
BRET: Just stay as pure as you are |
01:17:16 |
WOMAN: Hunting savages, |
01:17:19 |
ARCHDUKE: It's primitive, |
01:17:22 |
BRET: Excuse me, |
01:17:25 |
ARCHDUKE: Do you know who I am? |
01:17:27 |
BRET: No, but I do know who I am. |
01:17:36 |
BRET: It's over for you, Dukey. |
01:17:39 |
ARCHDUKE: |
01:17:42 |
BRET: That's what he said of you |
01:17:47 |
BRET: But once in jail, |
01:17:50 |
[Stammers] |
01:17:52 |
Murder's murder, Dukey. |
01:17:55 |
...at least 10 years in jail |
01:17:59 |
[Stammering] Six..? Wait, wait! |
01:18:00 |
...six, six, six thousand. |
01:18:03 |
ARCHDUKE: I have 6,000. |
01:18:05 |
BRET: Do you know the penalty |
01:18:08 |
ARCHDUKE: No, please, I'm going home. |
01:18:13 |
ARCHDUKE: Take, take! |
01:18:14 |
BRET: The courts are overworked. |
01:18:18 |
BRET: Don't shoot any more Indians. |
01:18:20 |
BRET: All right? |
01:18:24 |
[Annabelle giggles] |
01:18:28 |
BRET: Excuse me, |
01:18:31 |
Miss Annabelle, can I speak with you? |
01:18:34 |
GAMBLER 1: Good luck, Miss Annabelle. |
01:18:38 |
BRET: I got something to show you. |
01:18:42 |
Close your eyes, Annabelle. |
01:18:47 |
BRET: You're in the game! |
01:18:49 |
[Screams] I'm in the game! |
01:18:52 |
BRET: Best be quiet. |
01:18:54 |
ANNA: Your goodness has no end? |
01:18:55 |
BRET: Apparently not. |
01:18:57 |
Heaven will kiss you for this one, |
01:19:02 |
I just realized something. |
01:19:05 |
What? |
01:19:06 |
You can't help it, can you? |
01:19:10 |
You are irresistible. |
01:19:16 |
BRET: If by some small chance |
01:19:21 |
ANNA: Then I'll be expecting |
01:19:25 |
BRET: Perhaps we should |
01:19:33 |
[Steamboat whistles] |
01:19:58 |
ANGEL: Let him go! |
01:20:06 |
ANGEL: How'd you get here? |
01:20:08 |
BRET: No, you tell me... |
01:20:10 |
...why you said you'd never |
01:20:14 |
Who's trying to stop me? |
01:20:16 |
It's going to be a pleasure |
01:20:20 |
The pleasure's all yours. |
01:20:23 |
ANGEL: Come on. |
01:20:32 |
ANGEL: All right, all right! |
01:20:40 |
COMMODORE: Hey! |
01:20:42 |
COMMODORE: My, my, my! |
01:20:49 |
COMMODORE: |
01:20:50 |
[Gong clangs] |
01:20:54 |
COMMODORE: |
01:20:56 |
...the Lauren Belle. |
01:20:58 |
And welcome to the first Annual... |
01:21:01 |
...AII River's |
01:21:03 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:21:07 |
Rules are simple. |
01:21:09 |
We play till we drop. |
01:21:11 |
The dealer can call one break |
01:21:14 |
If you bust, you're gone. |
01:21:16 |
[Crowd murmurs] |
01:21:18 |
20 players means |
01:21:21 |
[Crowd murmurs and giggles] |
01:21:23 |
COMM: |
01:21:26 |
An honest, great contest. |
01:21:28 |
For that reason... |
01:21:29 |
...I've imported one of the West's |
01:21:34 |
COMM: |
01:21:36 |
COMM: |
01:21:37 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:21:40 |
Come on up here, Coop. |
01:21:46 |
COOP: |
01:21:48 |
Now players, |
01:21:52 |
...will forfeit his entry fee |
01:21:55 |
See these? |
01:21:57 |
COOP: They're the only 2 allowed here. |
01:22:01 |
...better be a faster draw than me. |
01:22:04 |
COOP: And better learn how to swim. |
01:22:06 |
[Crowd laughs] |
01:22:11 |
COOP: Thank you, sir. |
01:22:15 |
COOP: Commodore. |
01:22:17 |
...step right up |
01:22:19 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:22:20 |
BRET: After you. |
01:22:24 |
COMM: |
01:22:25 |
HIGHTOWER: |
01:22:27 |
COOP: |
01:22:29 |
Thank you, sir. |
01:22:31 |
COOP: Put your money in |
01:22:34 |
Good luck to you. |
01:22:36 |
[Sighing] Here it is. |
01:22:37 |
I'll take good care of it. |
01:22:41 |
Count that, would you? |
01:22:44 |
It's all there. |
01:22:45 |
I'm sure it is. |
01:22:55 |
[Commodore chuckles] |
01:22:58 |
COMM: |
01:23:01 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:23:02 |
COOP: Folks, if we had $25,000 more, |
01:23:08 |
COOP: We're minus one entry fee. |
01:23:11 |
COOP: |
01:23:12 |
[Crowd laughs] |
01:23:19 |
COOP: Do I need to count it? |
01:23:22 |
CROWD: [Cheering] Yeah! |
01:23:26 |
COOP: Even half-million. |
01:23:28 |
[Cheering] |
01:23:30 |
COOP: This safe was brought in |
01:23:33 |
I selected the combination. |
01:23:38 |
Commodore, the money's as protected |
01:23:42 |
COMM: |
01:23:45 |
...find your designated table |
01:23:49 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:24:48 |
5,000. |
01:25:04 |
[Laughs] |
01:25:11 |
My pot. |
01:25:22 |
ANGEL: I'll call you. |
01:25:24 |
GAMBLER 1: |
01:25:26 |
...four kings. |
01:25:27 |
[Crowd claps] |
01:25:29 |
COOP: All right, young man. |
01:25:32 |
WOMAN IN CROWD: |
01:25:35 |
GAMBLER 2: |
01:25:36 |
COOP: |
01:25:39 |
GAMBLER 3: |
01:25:41 |
GAMBLER 1: |
01:25:42 |
[Crowd murmurs] |
01:25:52 |
GAMBLER 1: Hang on a second! |
01:25:55 |
GAMBLER 1: |
01:25:57 |
GAMBLER 1: |
01:26:00 |
[Splash] |
01:26:01 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:26:06 |
GAMBLER 4: |
01:26:15 |
MULDER: |
01:26:18 |
MULDER: |
01:26:20 |
COOP: Time to go for a swim. |
01:26:24 |
GAMBLER 5: |
01:26:28 |
COOP: |
01:26:30 |
[Crowd murmurs] |
01:26:34 |
[Crowd yells] |
01:26:36 |
COOP: Sir. |
01:26:39 |
COOP: At your pleasure. |
01:26:45 |
[Splash] |
01:26:47 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:26:54 |
GAMBLER 5: |
01:27:04 |
GAMBLER 6: Good game, Hightower. |
01:27:08 |
[Crowd claps] |
01:27:10 |
Oh! |
01:27:19 |
4 queens. |
01:27:26 |
DEALER 2: Congratulations. |
01:27:28 |
Chips'll be waiting at the main table. |
01:27:37 |
DEALER 3: Full house. |
01:27:38 |
COMM: That's a good hand. |
01:27:42 |
...2... |
01:27:43 |
...3 sevens. |
01:27:46 |
But not 4. |
01:27:48 |
What? |
01:27:49 |
[Laughs] |
01:27:51 |
[Blubbers] I didn't... |
01:27:54 |
DEALER 3: |
01:27:56 |
DEALER 3: You'll feel better |
01:28:00 |
Watch your step. |
01:28:06 |
[Coop sighs] |
01:28:08 |
COMM: I hate those sad losers. |
01:28:12 |
COMM: How's it look? |
01:28:14 |
COOP: It looks like you, |
01:28:17 |
...and, unless a miracle happens, |
01:28:20 |
COMM: Maverick, huh? |
01:28:23 |
COMM: When it's decided, |
01:28:29 |
...and let's set it up |
01:28:33 |
GAMBLER 7: I was going to leave you |
01:28:36 |
DEALER 4: |
01:28:38 |
GAMBLER 7: |
01:28:42 |
GAMBLER 7: |
01:28:45 |
ANNA: That's for you. |
01:28:48 |
DEALER 4: Congratulations. |
01:29:29 |
GAMBLER 8: |
01:29:32 |
DEALER 1: Leave your chips here, |
01:29:37 |
Congratulations. |
01:29:40 |
[Rip] |
01:29:44 |
[Clock rings] |
01:29:47 |
[Clock rings] |
01:29:48 |
The players can take |
01:29:51 |
Anyone not back at the stroke of five, |
01:30:10 |
BRET: [Whispering] Annabelle. |
01:30:13 |
BRET: Annabelle! |
01:30:15 |
BRET: [Stammering] |
01:30:17 |
Good morning. |
01:30:24 |
[Bret grunts] |
01:30:26 |
[Screams from inside cabin] |
01:30:28 |
BRET: Sorry. [Gasps] |
01:30:31 |
[Bret grunts] |
01:30:32 |
[Door slams] |
01:31:01 |
BELLMAN: [Ring] |
01:31:04 |
30 minutes to the final game. |
01:31:07 |
[Bret gasps and pants] |
01:31:13 |
He's a good 4 minutes fast. |
01:31:16 |
BELLMAN: |
01:31:20 |
CHIP MAN: Positions, sir? |
01:31:21 |
COOP: Dealer over there. |
01:31:28 |
BELLMAN: [Ring] |
01:31:30 |
BELLMAN: 15 minutes. |
01:31:34 |
CATHY: Ooh! |
01:31:37 |
COOP: I've got it, |
01:31:38 |
Madam, we have rules |
01:31:41 |
That's my gun. |
01:31:43 |
COOP: It's your gun? |
01:31:45 |
COOP: Do you swim? |
01:31:46 |
Swim? No. |
01:31:49 |
COOP: And this one? |
01:31:50 |
COOP: Is this hers too? |
01:31:52 |
CATHY: What? |
01:31:54 |
WAYLON: How about a little boat? |
01:32:28 |
[Annabelle grunts] |
01:32:29 |
COOP: Well, you look particularly |
01:32:33 |
Nice glow about you. |
01:32:38 |
[Ring] |
01:32:40 |
[Ring] |
01:32:41 |
[Ring, ring] |
01:33:31 |
COOP: Dealer... |
01:33:32 |
...start dividing up Maverick's |
01:33:46 |
[Bret grunts] |
01:33:49 |
[Bret gasps] |
01:34:00 |
[Gong] |
01:34:02 |
[Gong] |
01:34:04 |
[Gong] |
01:34:06 |
[Gong] |
01:34:08 |
[Gong] |
01:34:10 |
BRET: Wait! |
01:34:11 |
[Crowd murmurs] |
01:34:13 |
BRET: Excuse me. |
01:34:16 |
[Crowd applauds] |
01:34:20 |
[Bret sighs] |
01:34:27 |
COOP: Dealer, |
01:34:30 |
DEALER: Ante up, everyone. |
01:34:44 |
BRET: A thousand and two more. |
01:34:49 |
ANNA: I'll see your $2,000 and... |
01:34:52 |
Can I bid everything I have? |
01:34:55 |
DEALER: Yes, ma'am. |
01:34:57 |
ANNA: That'll be $12,000. |
01:35:03 |
COMM: Too rich for my blood. |
01:35:07 |
[Bret exhales] |
01:35:10 |
BRET: What the hell! |
01:35:16 |
[Bret clears throat] |
01:35:18 |
It's just a pair of sixes. |
01:35:21 |
If you can beat that, |
01:35:24 |
Not a totally unpleasant prospect. |
01:35:27 |
[Crowd laughs] |
01:35:31 |
ANNA: I'm out of the game. |
01:35:34 |
I'm out. |
01:35:36 |
You put me out. |
01:35:38 |
BRET: I did. |
01:35:39 |
ANNA: I didn't do any of my tells. |
01:35:41 |
I didn't twirl my hair |
01:35:43 |
BRET: [Inhales] |
01:35:47 |
No, I wasn't. |
01:35:50 |
ANNA: Did I hold it? |
01:35:52 |
ANNA: Did I? |
01:35:54 |
ANNA: Did I? |
01:35:55 |
BRET: See? |
01:35:57 |
BRET: Sorry. |
01:36:00 |
...when you get excited, |
01:36:03 |
How do you... |
01:36:10 |
I'll just pretend I was playing |
01:36:14 |
BRET: Shouldn't be hard. |
01:36:19 |
[Applause] |
01:36:20 |
COOP: You did hold your breath. |
01:36:22 |
DEALER: Ante up. |
01:36:25 |
[Whistle] |
01:37:29 |
DEALER: You open, Commodore. |
01:37:33 |
I'll open for $5,000. |
01:37:34 |
HIGHTOWER: 5,000? |
01:37:38 |
ANGEL: I'll see your 5... |
01:37:41 |
...and raise you 5. |
01:37:43 |
DEALER: 10,000 to you. |
01:37:44 |
BRET: Call. |
01:37:46 |
COMM: And 5 more to me. |
01:37:51 |
DEALER: Cards? |
01:37:53 |
2 cards, please. |
01:37:58 |
DEALER: Sir? |
01:38:34 |
DEALER: Mr. Maverick. |
01:38:37 |
BRET: One card, but not from you. |
01:38:42 |
BRET: I'd like a new deck, |
01:38:46 |
I'm sorry, that isn't permitted. |
01:38:48 |
COOP: |
01:38:53 |
In that case, |
01:38:57 |
Just one from the top. |
01:39:01 |
I like that. |
01:39:04 |
Shows trust. |
01:39:19 |
The Commodore has 4 of a kind, |
01:39:23 |
...and I don't know |
01:39:28 |
DEALER: |
01:39:31 |
COMM: It looks like I'm sucking |
01:39:37 |
DEALER: |
01:39:39 |
[Crowd gasps] |
01:39:48 |
ANGEL: I'll see your 25. |
01:39:52 |
ANGEL: |
01:39:56 |
I'll raise you everything I've got. |
01:39:59 |
[Crowd murmurs] |
01:40:03 |
That's half a million to the winner. |
01:40:13 |
BRET: |
01:40:17 |
Aren't you going to look at your card? |
01:40:19 |
No need. |
01:40:21 |
ANGEL: What are you playing at? |
01:40:24 |
I'd look at my card |
01:40:27 |
DEALER: |
01:40:30 |
What kind of poker you playing? |
01:40:38 |
DEALER: Cards have been called, |
01:40:45 |
I have 2 small pair. |
01:40:49 |
COMM: Eights... |
01:40:51 |
...and eights. |
01:40:53 |
[Crowd gasps and applauds] |
01:41:00 |
Thank you. |
01:41:08 |
Not going to look? |
01:41:16 |
Well... |
01:41:20 |
...how you going to know |
01:41:24 |
[Crowd gasps] |
01:41:26 |
[Crowd applauds] |
01:41:33 |
GAMBLER 4: [Laughing] |
01:41:42 |
DEALER: |
01:41:44 |
DEALER: |
01:41:46 |
DEALER: Queen of spades |
01:41:50 |
DEALER: |
01:41:54 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:41:55 |
DEALER: |
01:42:37 |
[Crowd sighs] |
01:42:47 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:42:55 |
ANNA: You won! |
01:42:57 |
You cheating son of a bitch! |
01:43:01 |
[Screaming from crowd] |
01:43:18 |
[Crowd gasps and murmurs] |
01:43:23 |
BRET: [Whimpering] Ha! |
01:43:26 |
BRET: I can't believe |
01:43:28 |
Did I ever tell you |
01:43:30 |
ANNA: You're babbling. |
01:43:32 |
Shh! |
01:43:35 |
COMM: |
01:43:38 |
Everybody's got a gun! |
01:43:54 |
COMM: |
01:43:56 |
...for our presentation of one-half |
01:44:00 |
...Mr. Maverick! |
01:44:02 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:44:07 |
COOP: I want to congratulate you |
01:44:12 |
I wish your moment |
01:44:14 |
...but I see all this money. |
01:44:17 |
...got to take it. |
01:44:18 |
What? |
01:44:20 |
I'll have regrets, I'm sure, |
01:44:24 |
Move down the steps. |
01:44:26 |
[Laughter] |
01:44:30 |
This is no time to be brave, |
01:44:33 |
COOP: |
01:44:35 |
You too, Commodore. |
01:44:38 |
BELLHOP: I'll take your bag. |
01:44:40 |
Get away from here! |
01:44:44 |
BRET: |
01:44:46 |
I worked my ass off for that. |
01:44:49 |
I'll look for you. |
01:44:50 |
BRET: Look real hard! |
01:44:52 |
Was your money. |
01:44:54 |
[Crowd screams] |
01:44:56 |
COMM: |
01:44:58 |
[Crowd screams] |
01:45:00 |
COOP: I don't want to see any faces |
01:45:06 |
COMM: Captain! |
01:45:08 |
COMM: Get my gun. |
01:45:12 |
CAPTAIN: |
01:45:13 |
COMM: |
01:45:16 |
COMM: Move! |
01:45:19 |
COOP: |
01:45:28 |
[Crowd murmurs] |
01:45:33 |
Ah, ha! |
01:45:40 |
COMM: |
01:45:42 |
BRET: |
01:45:43 |
COMM: Let him go?! |
01:45:47 |
BRET: |
01:45:49 |
Anyway, I found out |
01:45:52 |
COMM: Do I have to remind you |
01:45:57 |
BRET: And it grieves me, |
01:46:00 |
It's only money, right? |
01:46:02 |
CROWD: Right! |
01:46:04 |
COMM: Only money?! |
01:46:07 |
CROWD: No! |
01:46:09 |
I won't swear out |
01:46:12 |
COMM: |
01:46:15 |
[Laughing] |
01:46:19 |
COMM: |
01:46:22 |
COMM: Our champion! |
01:46:25 |
[Crowd cheers] |
01:46:50 |
[Steamboat whistles] |
01:46:51 |
COMM: Fiddle that Coop! |
01:46:53 |
COMM: Goodbye! |
01:47:02 |
ANNA: [Sighs] Well... |
01:47:06 |
BRET: Oh, here. |
01:47:09 |
BRET: I meant to give you this. |
01:47:12 |
You should have it. |
01:47:15 |
ANNA: |
01:47:18 |
...I took before you left |
01:47:20 |
BRET: I been looking for it. |
01:47:25 |
ANNA: [Whispering] |
01:47:29 |
...bye. |
01:47:38 |
[Exhales] |
01:47:43 |
You going to miss me? |
01:47:45 |
You going to miss me? |
01:47:48 |
You are going to miss me. |
01:47:52 |
ANNA: How do you know? |
01:47:54 |
ANNA: I was not. |
01:48:00 |
Maybe I was. |
01:48:22 |
ANNA: Well, I... |
01:48:25 |
ANNA: I guess |
01:48:46 |
ANNA: |
01:48:49 |
New Orleans, wasn't it? |
01:48:52 |
ANNA: Either. |
01:49:04 |
[Holds breath] |
01:49:25 |
[Snap] |
01:49:28 |
[Horse whinnies] |
01:49:31 |
Where have you been? |
01:49:35 |
I had to say goodbye |
01:49:38 |
I didn't want them thinking |
01:49:41 |
COMM: And I did a lot of twists |
01:49:45 |
...to keep anyone from following me. |
01:49:48 |
I thought |
01:49:50 |
You win, I do nothing. |
01:49:54 |
You didn't tell me |
01:49:58 |
Oh. |
01:50:00 |
COMM: If Angel had won, |
01:50:03 |
COMM: |
01:50:04 |
I telegraphed him |
01:50:08 |
He messed up on that. |
01:50:10 |
Poor, dead bastard. |
01:50:14 |
I don't like secrets. |
01:50:18 |
COMM: You probably won't like |
01:50:20 |
I don't know, |
01:50:24 |
But I've decided... |
01:50:26 |
...not to share it with you. |
01:50:36 |
[Click] |
01:50:38 |
Uncock it. |
01:50:47 |
BRET: Sit down, gentlemen. |
01:50:50 |
BRET: Let's get real cozy. |
01:50:52 |
Parlay some. |
01:50:56 |
[Laughing] Put your hands down. |
01:51:03 |
I admit, you had me fooled. |
01:51:06 |
Not many can. |
01:51:07 |
BRET: But you did save my life. |
01:51:12 |
Besides... |
01:51:13 |
...everybody knows |
01:51:16 |
All your life's work... |
01:51:19 |
...it's all been wiped away. |
01:51:22 |
Was it worth it? |
01:51:24 |
You got nothing to show for it. |
01:51:28 |
COOP: What you said is true. |
01:51:29 |
I traded every decent thing I know |
01:51:33 |
You can't leave me alive. |
01:51:34 |
I don't care where you go... |
01:51:36 |
...one night you'll relax. |
01:51:38 |
Guess who'll be waiting. |
01:51:40 |
[Chuckles] |
01:51:42 |
BRET: [Laughing] You couldn't |
01:51:46 |
Not anymore. |
01:51:48 |
You're a decrepit old has-been. |
01:51:51 |
Well, what're you going to do? |
01:51:54 |
Maybe the fairest thing would be... |
01:51:57 |
...let one of you kill the other. |
01:52:00 |
I'll let you decide which. |
01:52:04 |
[Commodore and Coop gasp] |
01:52:06 |
COOP: Oh! |
01:52:08 |
COMM: Give me that! |
01:52:10 |
[Commodore laughs] |
01:52:12 |
COMM: That... |
01:52:13 |
...as they say, |
01:52:15 |
[Gasps] |
01:52:16 |
[Clunk] |
01:52:20 |
[Laughs] |
01:52:22 |
[Commodore grunts and groans] |
01:52:24 |
[Commodore gasps] |
01:52:25 |
COOP: You dirty rotten, |
01:52:28 |
I've never committed |
01:52:33 |
[Pants] |
01:52:35 |
But I won't. |
01:52:38 |
Not till I find Maverick. |
01:52:42 |
[Sighs] |
01:53:09 |
[Click] |
01:53:13 |
Decrepit old has-been? |
01:53:17 |
COOP: You got $500,000 in that satchel |
01:53:21 |
Not smart. |
01:53:23 |
Guess not. |
01:53:27 |
It's plain to see |
01:53:30 |
You shoot the Commodore |
01:53:32 |
No. |
01:53:33 |
Good idea, but no. |
01:53:35 |
I really enjoyed |
01:53:38 |
No room in poker for cheats. |
01:53:41 |
COOP: He can't touch a deck of cards, |
01:53:45 |
BRET: |
01:53:47 |
..."There is no more deeply moving |
01:53:52 |
...than cheating a cheater." |
01:53:54 |
COOP: I never said that once. |
01:53:58 |
BRET: Are we quibbling fine points? |
01:54:02 |
[Bret gurgles and gasps] |
01:54:06 |
BRET: The things you said were so dumb |
01:54:10 |
COOP: Dumb, huh? |
01:54:12 |
BRET: |
01:54:15 |
These are a buck apiece. |
01:54:17 |
COOP: Really? |
01:54:20 |
BRET: Yeah, those are the good ones. |
01:54:22 |
COOP: |
01:54:34 |
MRS. D: Bret, Coop, everything good? |
01:54:39 |
MRS. D: Yell if you need anything. |
01:54:46 |
[Sighs] |
01:54:52 |
[Click] |
01:54:59 |
ANNA: I certainly hope |
01:55:01 |
It's from the best |
01:55:06 |
COOP: |
01:55:07 |
BRET: Hell of a shirt, |
01:55:09 |
Look! Here's a lot of money |
01:55:14 |
BRET & COOP: |
01:55:15 |
What a remarkable family. |
01:55:18 |
BRET: How'd she..? |
01:55:20 |
ANNA: You don't have |
01:55:23 |
You both have the same |
01:55:27 |
...kiss the same way, |
01:55:29 |
...draw your guns alike and sing |
01:55:33 |
BRET & COOP: |
01:55:36 |
ANNA: Hm. |
01:55:38 |
Hm. |
01:55:41 |
My! Such... |
01:55:42 |
...splendid similarities. |
01:55:47 |
From the looks of things, the lady |
01:55:52 |
Bye! |
01:56:08 |
COOP: Bret, son, you know |
01:56:12 |
A $500,000 silk shirt. |
01:56:15 |
BRET: Nope. We ended up with a |
01:56:19 |
...because my old pappy used to say, |
01:56:22 |
No. "Don't count..." No. |
01:56:26 |
COOP: |
01:56:28 |
BRET: So I have a boot for you. |
01:56:33 |
BRET: And the other one's |
01:56:36 |
[Coop chuckles] |
01:56:38 |
COOP: |
01:56:41 |
BRET: What are kids for? |
01:56:43 |
Be my guest. |
01:56:44 |
BRET: Thank you. |
01:56:47 |
I don't know why I left |
01:56:50 |
COOP: I do. |
01:56:53 |
BRET: It'll be lots of fun |
01:56:57 |
COOP: Bret. |
01:57:00 |
COOP: |
01:57:05 |
How did you come up |
01:57:10 |
You won't believe me. |
01:57:11 |
I'm your father, |
01:57:21 |
Magic. |
01:57:23 |
Magic? |
01:57:26 |
Magic. |
01:57:35 |
I believe you. |
01:57:38 |
Thanks. |
02:01:12 |
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