Maverick

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00:01:31 ANGEL: Almost got hung myself once.
00:01:34 Didn't care for it much.
00:01:37 How about you?
00:01:42 We'll leave you now.
00:01:45 Don't want anyone to see me here...
00:01:47 ...and get the crazy notion
00:01:50 ...accidental death.
00:01:53 On the other hand...
00:01:55 ...it's not good for a man
00:01:58 The mind can do terrible things.
00:02:02 [Angel laughs]
00:02:04 Enjoy the company.
00:02:06 [Angel laughs]
00:02:07 [Buzzard screams]
00:02:08 BRET: Whoa!
00:02:09 [Horse whinnies]
00:02:15 [Hissing]
00:02:19 [Rattling]
00:02:21 [Horse whinnies]
00:02:24 Oh, snakes!
00:02:26 [Horse whinnies]
00:02:27 Whoa! Whoa!
00:02:29 Whoa, Ollie!
00:02:32 [Straining] Whoa, whoa!
00:02:34 Don't go without me,
00:02:37 Lord...
00:02:39 ...whatever I've done
00:02:42 ...if you'd just
00:02:44 ...let me know what it was,
00:02:48 BRET: It had just been a shitty week
00:02:51 It all started when I was heading
00:02:54 ... to get some money
00:02:56 I should've known there was
00:02:59 ... when my horse got stolen...
00:03:01 ... and I had to replace it
00:03:05 [Donkey brays]
00:03:10 My luck had to change fast.
00:03:13 The poker game of the century
00:03:17 ... and I was still $3,000 short
00:03:21 There was no way in hell
00:03:24 It wasn't only
00:03:27 ... though that kind of money
00:03:30 ... but I needed to know
00:03:34 Once and for all.
00:05:10 BRET: I had to hole up here
00:05:14 Business would have to wait
00:05:23 BOY: Hello, sir.
00:05:27 BRET: How much?
00:05:31 BRET: Not to take care of him,
00:05:35 BOY: Pa, this man
00:05:38 PA: That burro ain't worth a dollar.
00:05:42 BRET: You got yourself a deal.
00:05:45 PA: Here's your dollar.
00:05:48 BRET: He doesn't eat much,
00:05:51 And he-aw, he-aw, he always likes
00:05:56 The moment I slapped eyes
00:06:00 ... and refried beans.
00:06:03 Something else told me that this
00:06:34 ANNA: I'll see your 10
00:06:43 ANGEL: I call.
00:06:44 ANNA: Full house.
00:07:03 BRET: Is this seat taken?
00:07:05 [Chuckles] It is now.
00:07:09 My name is Annabelle Bransford.
00:07:11 ANNA: What do they call you?
00:07:13 BRET: Bret Maverick.
00:07:15 ANGEL: I like the game the way it is.
00:07:18 Well, I bring all sorts
00:07:22 I hardly ever bluff
00:07:26 I don't believe it.
00:07:28 [Laughing] Neither do I.
00:07:30 ANGEL: I like the game
00:07:32 PLAYER 3: What good is an empty chair?
00:07:34 Indeed.
00:07:39 I promise that I will lose
00:07:43 PLAYER 2: Sounds good.
00:07:44 PLAYER 3: My kind of player.
00:07:46 We're playing five-card draw.
00:07:48 ANNA: Please, sit down.
00:07:49 My name is
00:07:52 I caught that before, ma'am.
00:07:56 PLAYER 2: Ante up.
00:08:00 PLAYER 2: Same game.
00:08:01 PLAYER 1: You can lose
00:08:03 [Bret chuckles]
00:08:05 BRET: 200.
00:08:09 ANNA: You said you'd lose for an hour.
00:08:12 ANNA: I know.
00:08:13 [Laughter from bar]
00:08:20 PLAYER 2: Place your bets.
00:08:37 PLAYER 2: Ante up.
00:09:48 PLAYER 3: It's about time.
00:09:59 JOHNNY: I'll see you...
00:10:02 ...and raise you 20.
00:10:04 BRET: Slow down,
00:10:06 I'll see your bet and...
00:10:10 ...I'll call.
00:10:12 JOHNNY: 2 pair,
00:10:14 BRET: Lucky for me, I had 3 sixes.
00:10:20 Sorry.
00:10:24 PLAYER 1: Nice pot.
00:10:25 PLAYER 2: Broke your losing streak.
00:10:27 JOHNNY: That one shouldn't count.
00:10:29 BRET: Beg your pardon?
00:10:31 I don't think
00:10:34 You got any logical reasons
00:10:37 My mind wasn't on the game.
00:10:39 BRET: Your mind...
00:10:44 What's your name, son?
00:10:45 Johnny.
00:10:46 You got a last name?
00:10:48 Johnny Hardin.
00:10:55 What's your occupation?
00:10:56 I'm a gunfighter.
00:11:03 I have to assume since you're
00:11:08 ...that you're good at it.
00:11:11 Care to find out?
00:11:16 BRET: This hand definitely
00:11:20 Whatever you think's fair.
00:11:24 ANGEL: You always been gutless?
00:11:28 I think so. For as long
00:11:32 BRET: My old pappy used to say,
00:11:36 ...can run away another day."
00:11:44 What?
00:11:46 BRET: I don't see
00:11:48 BRET: Whoa! Whoa!
00:11:50 BRET: Slow down there!
00:11:53 Where's the fire, son?
00:11:55 BRET: Slow down. Don't shoot me.
00:12:00 I was saying, I don't see
00:12:03 BRET: I'm a card player.
00:12:06 BRET: I want to become an old gambler.
00:12:08 You are a gunfighter.
00:12:11 BRET: An exceptional one at that,
00:12:14 If I went up against you, what
00:12:18 Zero.
00:12:20 [Patrons gasp]
00:12:25 Absolutely none whatsoever.
00:12:29 Want to see it again?
00:12:32 [Bret laughs]
00:12:35 Oop! [Chuckling]
00:12:38 BRET: Whoop!
00:12:41 Come on, let's just play poker.
00:12:44 BRET: Who here wants to play poker?
00:12:46 Who wants to see
00:12:49 No.
00:12:52 BRET: I'd rather be rich than dead.
00:12:58 ANNA: Was that fast?
00:13:00 Was it fast? Was it?
00:13:02 JOHNNY: Yeah.
00:13:05 BRET: Now, what was it?
00:13:09 I prefer draw!
00:13:10 [Bret laughs]
00:13:15 [Laughing] Sorry, I couldn't resist.
00:13:17 [Laughter]
00:13:19 PLAYER 2: My ante's in.
00:13:34 Raise you 75.
00:13:36 Oh! 75.
00:13:37 That takes care of your bet.
00:13:40 And I'll raise you whatever that is.
00:13:45 [Sighs]
00:13:49 Shit! I fold.
00:13:56 BRET: You didn't pay to look...
00:13:58 ANGEL: You said you never bluffed.
00:14:01 BRET: I said I never cheated
00:14:05 This is one of the "hardlys."
00:14:07 You've been cheating
00:14:09 What do you think I was doing
00:14:12 I was learning your "tells."
00:14:15 [Chuckling] Your weakness comes
00:14:18 You shuffle the cards back and forth
00:14:22 I just called you a cheat!
00:14:25 You also called me gutless...
00:14:27 ...but I figured
00:14:31 THUG 1: Get your hands off him!
00:14:33 THUG 1: We get him first!
00:14:36 THUG 2: When I seen you
00:14:38 ...I believed in the Almighty.
00:14:40 BRET: You fellows were drinking.
00:14:43 And you played bad.
00:14:44 THUG 2: Yours, you bastard!
00:14:48 THUG 2: It's our time now.
00:14:51 [Patrons scream]
00:15:00 [Patrons murmur and laugh]
00:15:04 BOY: There's going to be a fight.
00:15:06 BRET: Come here, son.
00:15:08 BRET: Hold onto this for me.
00:15:10 BRET: Now, if these fellows
00:15:13 ...you can shoot me.
00:15:15 BOY: Shoot you?!
00:15:18 Good luck!
00:15:20 [Exhales]
00:15:22 [Laughter]
00:15:25 [Laughter]
00:15:31 [Bullwhip snaps]
00:15:32 [Bullwhip snaps]
00:15:36 THUG 1: I'm going to cut you up,
00:15:48 [Dog barks and growls]
00:16:13 [Bret yells]
00:16:18 [Applauding and cheering]
00:16:25 BOY: You're pretty good.
00:16:28 BRET: [Gasping] Me too.
00:16:31 BRET: [Gasping]
00:16:34 BOY: Speaking of my 20 cents...
00:16:46 OLD MAN: That's the way you do it!
00:16:49 That'll learn them assholes!
00:16:55 All right! My shirt's damaged!
00:17:00 What the hell else bad can happen?
00:17:03 What did you say before?
00:17:06 Nothing important.
00:17:07 ANNA: He called you a gutless coward.
00:17:08 I did not.
00:17:12 Cheat?! Cheat?!
00:17:14 ANGEL: I was teasing.
00:17:16 BRET: Teasing?
00:17:19 Oh! [Laughs]
00:17:22 I don't like being teased.
00:17:25 Hey... my friend, I'm sorry.
00:17:28 [Laughs]
00:17:29 Now I'm teasing you.
00:17:32 [Laughing] Let's play poker.
00:17:38 BRET: Let me get your chair.
00:17:41 ANNA: That was truly amazing.
00:17:45 [Sighs]
00:17:47 BRET: Whose deal was it? Mine?
00:17:49 JOHNNY: Think I'm through
00:17:53 JOHNNY: Good night, ma'am.
00:17:55 BRET: Good night, son. [Sighs]
00:17:59 ANGEL: Whatever.
00:18:01 Mind if I take 6?
00:18:05 BRET: [Laughing] Little poker humor.
00:18:24 [Knock at door]
00:18:30 BRET: [Click] Who is it?
00:18:46 I shouldn't be doing this.
00:18:48 You're standing in the hall,
00:18:54 If only I weren't a married woman.
00:19:07 ANNA: [Sighs] I couldn't help myself.
00:19:11 My very being cried out to hold you.
00:19:14 [Gasps]
00:19:15 Stop by anytime.
00:19:18 I know we may never
00:19:21 ...so I think it's safe to say...
00:19:24 ...you are the most blindingly
00:19:34 ANNA: Goodbye.
00:19:38 BRET: Annabelle.
00:19:40 [Annabelle grunts]
00:19:42 BRET: How can I possibly
00:19:45 ...my wallet?
00:19:48 BRET: If you don't give back my money,
00:19:51 ANNA: Damn!
00:19:52 BRET: Don't get mad at me
00:19:55 ANNA: I'm a very good thief.
00:20:00 BRET: I know what that's all about.
00:20:02 Where're you from?
00:20:07 ANNA: Most gentlemen enjoy my Southern.
00:20:11 But I'll bet there is
00:20:15 No, and there never will be,
00:20:19 Now what do we do?
00:20:24 I am law-abiding.
00:20:27 BRET: I'm afraid I'll have to...
00:20:30 What the hell! I got my money back
00:20:34 Let's just call it square,
00:20:43 Damn!
00:20:45 What?
00:20:47 You're just so irritating
00:20:51 I have to work on that, I guess.
00:20:53 There you go, all likable again.
00:20:56 [Giggles]
00:20:58 You know, I...
00:21:00 I think that had we known each other
00:21:05 ...we'd have hated each other.
00:21:08 [Bret laughs]
00:21:12 There's no Mrs. Maverick?
00:21:15 I'm sure I would've remembered.
00:21:19 May I?
00:21:44 I wish we'd never met.
00:21:47 Goodbye.
00:21:50 Goodbye.
00:22:06 Ow!
00:22:08 [Exhales]
00:22:16 She did it...
00:22:18 Son of a bitch!
00:22:30 BRET: Can I be of some help?
00:22:33 BRET: What?!
00:22:35 ANNA: You must admit
00:22:37 Not just better.
00:22:40 ANNA: I was?
00:22:42 ANNA: Thank you.
00:22:44 BRET: And now
00:22:47 ANNA: How dare you? I'm a lady.
00:22:51 Not if you or I were 100 years old...
00:22:54 BRET: Shut up! I don't want
00:22:56 Why not?
00:22:58 [Laughing] Why not?
00:23:01 If I dozed, God knows
00:23:04 I'd wake up
00:23:07 BRET: But I don't know
00:23:10 ...and, obviously,
00:23:13 The laundry's closed,
00:23:16 Easy on the starch.
00:23:18 ANNA: If I can't touch you,
00:23:24 BRET: Want a hand?
00:23:26 [Annabelle screams]
00:23:28 [Bret laughs]
00:23:37 BRET: Thank you.
00:23:38 Goodnight, Bert.
00:23:39 [Moans] Bret!
00:23:42 Bret. That's my name.
00:24:17 BRET: Good morning.
00:24:19 BRET: Is Eugene in?
00:24:31 [Click]
00:24:33 BRET: Get up,
00:24:35 BRET: On your feet!
00:24:37 BRET: I need some cash.
00:24:40 BRET: Shut up!
00:24:41 BRET: Put the cash on the table.
00:24:43 ROBERT: Robbery!
00:24:45 EUGENE: Robert, no!
00:24:49 EUGENE: It's my friend Bret
00:24:51 EUGENE: Tell everybody
00:24:54 EUGENE: Son of a bitch!
00:24:57 BRET: How are things going?
00:25:01 I know I owe you $1,000.
00:25:03 BRET: That's what I came for.
00:25:05 EUGENE: I've never welshed on a debt.
00:25:10 BRET: The end of the..?
00:25:15 For the All Rivers
00:25:17 EUGENE: How much to enter?
00:25:19 BRET: $25,000.
00:25:22 I'm $3,000 short,
00:25:25 Pork Chop Slim owed me...
00:25:26 ...but his widow used the money
00:25:29 EUGENE: They never found the body.
00:25:31 What?
00:25:32 They never found his body.
00:25:36 BRET: The widow Pork Chop conned me.
00:25:38 What's with people nowadays?
00:25:40 EUGENE: I know. You can't trust them.
00:25:44 BRET: I can't.
00:25:48 ROBERT: Bank robbery!
00:25:49 EUGENE: I told you...
00:25:51 ROBBER 1: You heard him!
00:25:53 [Screams and gasps from lobby]
00:25:54 ROBBER 1: I'll take this, gunslinger.
00:25:57 Empty your pockets, old man.
00:25:59 EUGENE: I got a silver dollar.
00:26:01 ROBBER 1: Do better!
00:26:04 EUGENE: All right, don't shoot!
00:26:07 [Eugene growls]
00:26:09 EUGENE: Take it.
00:26:11 ROBBER 1: Well, I'll be!
00:26:14 [Robber stammers]
00:26:15 BRET: [Stammering]
00:26:17 BRET: You said you were broke?!
00:26:19 ROBBER 1: And I'll get the rest too!
00:26:22 ROBBER 1: Pull those pockets out.
00:26:26 ROBBER 1: Hurry up! Hey!
00:26:30 ROBBER 1: Give me that!
00:26:38 ROBBER 1: Nah!
00:26:40 ROBBER 1: Let's blow the safe!
00:26:42 ROBBER 1: Light up!
00:26:45 [Bret gasps]
00:26:47 [Screams from lobby]
00:26:48 BRET: [Grunting] I'm younger than you.
00:26:52 [Explosion]
00:26:54 [People scream]
00:26:56 [Horse whinnies]
00:26:58 ROBBER 1: [Grunting]
00:27:04 ROBBER 1: Hi-yah! Yah!
00:27:11 EUGENE: You sons of bitches
00:27:15 BRET: [Coughing] Eugene!
00:27:18 You're holding out.
00:27:20 EUGENE: [Laughing]
00:27:25 EUGENE: Maverick!
00:27:26 [Bret chokes and coughs]
00:27:28 THUG 1: Hey!
00:27:30 THUG 1: Bret Maverick!
00:27:35 THUG 1: We want to talk to you, pal.
00:27:39 THUG 1: Where're you going?
00:27:41 THUG: Got you now!
00:27:45 BRET: Anybody see you?
00:27:47 BRET: [Gasps] You come in
00:27:49 ...that monster would've eaten me alive.
00:27:51 THUG 1: We saw that.
00:27:54 BRET: [Laughing]
00:27:56 THUG 1: We enjoyed it. [Laughs]
00:27:58 BRET: No kidding.
00:27:59 THUG 1: Thanks for taking it
00:28:01 Easy?
00:28:04 THUG 2: The one there
00:28:07 That's good.
00:28:09 THUG 3: You owe us $5 apiece.
00:28:10 THUG 4: $5.
00:28:14 [Thugs murmur]
00:28:16 BRET: [Chuckling]
00:28:18 They cleaned the bank and me out.
00:28:22 THUG 1: Are you saying...
00:28:24 ...you don't have our money
00:28:28 BRET: Killing me won't make you richer.
00:28:33 [Gasps]
00:28:35 Let's see here.
00:28:37 [Thugs murmur]
00:28:39 I'm sorry. I forgot!
00:28:41 I honestly forgot.
00:28:42 I always keep something pinned
00:28:45 ...for such a rainy day occasion.
00:28:47 THUG 1: It's a good thing.
00:28:50 [Bret and Thugs laugh]
00:28:52 BRET: That's a $100 bill.
00:28:54 THUG 1: A $100 bill?!
00:28:58 BRET: 80 will be close enough. 75...
00:29:03 [Thugs murmur]
00:29:04 THUG 2: I got 17 here.
00:29:07 THUG 2: That's right.
00:29:09 THUG 2: We'll settle that later.
00:29:12 THUG 2: I can't believe you!
00:29:14 BRET: You came out better
00:29:18 You keep this
00:29:21 News travels fast in the old West.
00:29:24 THUG 2: A $100 bill!
00:29:28 ...$25 apiece.
00:29:29 [Thugs cheer and laugh]
00:29:31 [Bret whistles a tune]
00:29:38 [Bret stops whistling]
00:29:44 [Exhales]
00:29:47 BRET: Ever since I was a kid,
00:29:51 That if I thought hard enough
00:29:54 ... I'd be able
00:29:59 My old pappy always said
00:30:02 But I knew if I really believed
00:30:08 ... would be
00:30:14 Of course, it didn't always work.
00:30:16 What do I expect!
00:30:19 In fact, it had never worked.
00:30:30 [Sighing] You sweet woman!
00:30:37 [Sighs]
00:30:39 Lucky shirt. Yes!
00:30:41 [Gasps]
00:30:47 [Gasps and stammers]
00:30:51 [Gasping] Mrs. Bransford!
00:30:55 BRET: Wait! You!
00:30:57 BRET: [Stammering] I'm...
00:31:01 [Mutters]
00:31:03 [Bell rings]
00:31:11 BRET: Hold up the ferry!
00:31:24 BRET: [Gasping]
00:31:26 ANNA: You bet I did!
00:31:29 This is my lucky shirt.
00:31:30 Do your own laundry then.
00:31:33 My underwear comes from New York.
00:31:35 BRET: Got any idea
00:31:38 Paris, France, that's where!
00:31:40 I can't go to the nearest store
00:31:44 ANNA: Why don't you try
00:31:47 COOP: Remove your hands from the lady.
00:31:51 ANNA: When you least expect it,
00:31:55 COOP: Zane Cooper.
00:31:58 COOP: Suits me just fine.
00:32:00 ANNA: This creature's named Maverick.
00:32:03 ANNA: I'll be taking this coach.
00:32:06 BRET: That ought to be fun.
00:32:08 ANNA: Lord knows what he'd have done,
00:32:12 COOP: I hope you can relax
00:32:16 My feeling is that
00:32:20 ...none of us would be here.
00:32:22 BRET: What kind of sense
00:32:25 If there were no men,
00:32:28 Are you mocking me?
00:32:30 BRET: Don't get ruffled.
00:32:33 ...in a totally unusual way.
00:32:35 ANNA: What would this world come to
00:32:40 [Coughing from behind the coach]
00:32:42 BRET: A passenger!
00:32:45 BRET: Right this way, sir.
00:32:49 [Elderly man stammers]
00:32:50 ELDERLY MAN: I'm the driver.
00:32:53 BRET: Are you all right?
00:32:55 DRIVER: Why does everybody
00:32:57 Get me up there so
00:33:17 ANNA: I think it's about time
00:33:21 Mr. Maverick has aspirations
00:33:24 COOP: I'm not ignorant of cards.
00:33:28 ANNA: And pray what might that be?
00:33:30 ANNA: I bet you're the best there is.
00:33:35 BRET: I can't quite place your accent.
00:33:39 ANNA: Ever been to Mobile?
00:33:42 That's where I'm from.
00:33:43 BRET: Mobile, Alabama?
00:33:46 BRET: I'll bet we know the same people.
00:33:50 ANNA: I've tried so hard
00:33:52 I endured
00:33:55 [Bret laughs and cheers]
00:33:57 COOP: A woman's suffering
00:34:01 BRET: [Chuckling]
00:34:03 [Bret laughs]
00:34:04 BRET: Watch your billfold.
00:34:18 BRET: Hey, old-timer!
00:34:20 BRET: The thief and the old guy
00:34:56 ANNA: How could you face them all down?
00:35:00 A man gives his word to do his job,
00:35:05 ANNA: Weren't you afraid?
00:35:08 ANNA: Maverick doesn't believe
00:35:10 BRET: I think bravery's a fine thing...
00:35:13 ...just overrated is all,
00:35:17 COOP: I just realized something.
00:35:19 What's that?
00:35:20 COOP: You're spineless.
00:35:22 BRET: That's right.
00:35:32 [Laughter from café]
00:35:40 ANGEL: You fellas got a problem?
00:35:43 THUG 2: [Laughing]
00:35:44 [Laughter]
00:35:45 ANGEL: What's the joke?
00:35:47 JOHN: You, Pancho. You're the joke.
00:35:50 DOC: You'll have to pay us
00:35:58 ANGEL: He paid you to fall down?
00:35:59 JOHN: Paid us good too.
00:36:01 THUG 2: That's right.
00:36:04 ANGEL: That's a good day's work.
00:36:07 You fellas ought to see me first.
00:36:10 I'd a let you fall down for free.
00:36:32 ANGEL: Maverick is mine, anyway.
00:36:34 ANGEL: But this time it's personal.
00:36:47 ANGEL: $100 bill! Ha!
00:37:04 ANNA: Is he taking a short cut?
00:37:11 [Annabelle grunts and gasps]
00:37:16 Hey, old-timer, wake up!
00:37:24 COOP: Is he asleep?
00:37:27 BRET: He's dead.
00:37:29 Yeah.
00:37:30 COOP: Get up and stop the stage.
00:37:34 BRET: You stop the stage!
00:37:37 COOP: If it comes off, we're all dead.
00:37:40 I'll take care of the wheel.
00:37:42 COOP: Give me your hat.
00:37:58 Now, Bert... stop playing around
00:38:02 BRET: Help!
00:38:11 [Annabelle gasps]
00:38:14 COOP: He'll be fine. He looks handy.
00:38:17 [Bret grunts and groans]
00:38:21 [Grunts and mutters]
00:38:26 [Coughs and sputters]
00:38:28 ANNA: Why don't you fix the wheel?
00:38:32 ANNA: Then help him.
00:38:35 COOP: No, in the long run,
00:38:39 [Bret yells]
00:38:42 [Bret screams]
00:38:46 [Grunts and groans]
00:38:51 Ow!
00:38:52 ANNA: What's he doing back there?
00:38:55 [Bret coughs and grunts]
00:39:04 [Bret gasps]
00:39:07 [Bret screams]
00:39:08 [Annabelle screams]
00:39:20 [Thump]
00:39:21 [Annabelle screams]
00:39:24 BRET: Sorry!
00:39:26 COOP: Stop fooling around!
00:39:29 COOP: Get up there
00:39:32 BRET: Whoa, horses!
00:39:42 [Bret screams]
00:39:51 Whoa! Stop!
00:40:15 Whoa!
00:40:18 [Bret screams]
00:40:20 [Grunts and gasps]
00:40:24 BRET: [Gasping] Ow!
00:40:35 COOP: Let me help you.
00:40:37 [Bret grunts]
00:40:42 [Bret gasps and pants]
00:40:44 BRET: [Gasping] So...
00:40:47 COOP: Oh! It's fine.
00:40:51 BRET: [Gasping] I know.
00:40:54 ...close look at the wheels
00:40:57 ANNA: Don't you feel better
00:41:00 ANNA: Wasn't that exciting?
00:41:03 BRET: [Gasping] This was all
00:41:05 ANNA: Yes!
00:41:08 COOP: Exactly.
00:41:10 BRET: [Laughing] That's funny.
00:41:14 [Coop and Annabelle laugh]
00:41:15 COOP: Give me your hand.
00:41:18 BRET: Don't you ever try
00:41:24 BRET: [Gasping] You either.
00:41:25 BRET: Now back off.
00:41:29 BRET: Go away.
00:41:31 ANNA: Ungrateful!
00:41:40 [Bret gasps]
00:41:49 BRET: [Whispering] Help.
00:41:50 COOP: [Shouting] What?
00:41:55 BRET: Help.
00:42:03 COOP: [Stammering]
00:42:06 BRET: [Gasping] Please help me.
00:42:07 COOP: Oh! Okay, take my hand.
00:42:10 BRET: You take my hand.
00:42:13 [Bret whimpers]
00:42:17 [Bret grunts]
00:42:20 BRET: [Whimpering]
00:42:24 BRET: [Grunting] Easy!
00:42:26 BRET: [Groaning] I don't care about it.
00:42:29 COOP: You're doing good.
00:42:31 [Bret groans]
00:42:34 BRET: Now get your hands off me!
00:42:37 [Bret pants and whimpers]
00:42:41 COOP: Ungrateful.
00:42:51 COOP: Somebody ought to say
00:42:56 ANNA: We know nothing about him.
00:42:59 The only thing in his wallet
00:43:04 [Bret sings "Amazing Grace"]
00:43:10 [Coop and Annabelle joins in]
00:43:22 [Click, click, click]
00:43:24 [Click, click, click]
00:43:28 [Click, click, click]
00:43:53 [Screaming from road]
00:43:58 COOP: Trouble!
00:44:08 BRET: Pull up! Whoa!
00:44:11 [People screaming and crying]
00:44:18 [Groans]
00:44:25 M. MARY: We sing praises
00:44:31 [People murmur]
00:44:36 [Dress rips]
00:44:39 BRET: Here.
00:44:42 COOP: We'll do everything we can.
00:44:44 M. MARY: "Though I walk
00:44:46 COOP: Maverick!
00:44:49 COOP: They got hit by Indians.
00:44:52 BRET: Ma'am, it was not Indians.
00:44:54 M. MARGARET: I seen them.
00:44:57 BRET: If it was Indians...
00:44:59 COOP: I said we'd take them
00:45:01 BRET: That's backtracking.
00:45:04 BRET: I have a game to get to.
00:45:08 M. MARGARET: Took my girl's music box.
00:45:11 M. MARGARET: And the wagon
00:45:13 BRET: Hold it.
00:45:16 BRET: Exactly how much money?
00:45:18 ANNA: What kind of animal are you?
00:45:20 ANNA: Exactly how much money?
00:45:22 M. MARGARET AND M. MARY:
00:45:23 M. MARGARET AND M. MARY:
00:45:26 BRET: If I get it back,
00:45:30 M. MARGARET: 5!
00:45:32 M. MARY: No, 10 percent, Mary Margaret.
00:45:37 ...for when I find a husband.
00:45:39 M. MARY: [Sighs]
00:45:40 M. MARY: All right.
00:45:42 ANNA: I know we can.
00:45:46 M. MARY: I'll give you 10 percent,
00:45:50 BRET: I'm telling you, there are
00:45:55 [Beating of drums from distance]
00:45:56 [People screaming]
00:46:00 M. MARY: Oh, my God!
00:46:02 COOP: Drums.
00:46:05 ANNA: Right again, Bert.
00:46:08 BRET: It's Bret.
00:46:11 BRET: Hm.
00:46:21 ANNA: Well?
00:46:25 BRET: But they're shod horse tracks.
00:46:30 ANNA: They're Indians.
00:46:33 BRET: Not everybody's like you.
00:46:37 BRET: Nothing. I try to shoot
00:46:42 BRET: It's their fault for being
00:46:48 [Bret gasps and grunts]
00:46:50 BRET: What are you doing here?
00:46:53 COOP: Sounds like 50-50 to me.
00:46:56 BRET: You want 50% too?
00:46:58 COOP: I want those ladies
00:47:00 BRET: Oh, fine!
00:47:04 ANNA: Would 60-40 be agreeable?
00:47:06 BRET: What'll you do for your 40%?
00:47:10 [Gun fires and Annabelle screams]
00:47:12 [Bret gasps and pants]
00:47:14 BRET: Oh.
00:47:20 ANNA: 70-30?
00:47:21 BRET: 70-30?
00:47:24 [Bret laughs]
00:47:26 BRET: I don't know about 70-30.
00:47:29 BRET: You're not exactly
00:47:32 ANNA: Some tracker you are,
00:47:38 BRET: Anybody? Oh...
00:47:39 ...you see that hawk?
00:47:41 ANNA: No!
00:47:44 BRETT: You know what that hawk means?
00:47:47 BRETT: Nothing.
00:47:50 ANNA: I did!
00:47:51 COOP: Children!
00:47:54 ANNA: [Whispering] What?
00:47:58 BRET: No!
00:48:01 ANNA: [Whispering]
00:48:08 ANNA: [Whispering] What do you hear?
00:48:11 BRET: I thought I'd nap before sundown.
00:48:18 [Bret grunts]
00:48:19 [Coop laughs]
00:48:20 ANNA: What are you laughing at?
00:48:27 [Bret chuckles and sighs]
00:48:34 BRET: [Whispering]
00:48:35 COOP: There's 6 horses.
00:48:37 BRET: You got good eyes.
00:48:41 ANNA: Can you teach me
00:48:44 BRET: What? Now?
00:48:47 BRET: You're all heart!
00:48:50 Observe the U.S. Cavalry brand
00:48:53 They're not Indian.
00:48:56 BRET: You got tells too.
00:48:57 BRET: You play with your hair at cards.
00:49:00 COOP: Would you two shut up?
00:49:03 [Chime]
00:49:04 BRET: Sounds like a music box,
00:49:11 BRET: Oh, hey!
00:49:16 BRET: There's the music box
00:49:18 BRET: And look at that fella
00:49:21 He's wearing your sweetheart's
00:49:24 COOP: Margaret Mary.
00:49:26 You're on a first name basis.
00:49:28 Would you two be quiet!
00:49:30 ANNA: Be quiet!
00:49:32 COOP: You're crazy!
00:49:34 Did you see any money over there?
00:49:38 BRET: No.
00:49:39 BRET: Nothing.
00:49:41 BRET: We could take them easy.
00:49:44 COOP: What's "we" doing
00:49:48 BRET: [Gasps] You'd just stand there
00:49:53 BRET: I have 1 gun with 6 bullets.
00:49:56 BRET: What if they got 2? That's
00:50:00 COOP: Shut up!
00:50:03 ANNA: You're babbling.
00:50:04 BRET: No, I wasn't.
00:50:07 Don't worry,
00:50:09 Coop faced 9 men dead sober,
00:50:12 BRET: He's always dead sober.
00:50:14 COOP: She didn't mean that.
00:50:16 I said the outlaws were sober!
00:50:18 BRET AND COOP: Shh!
00:50:21 BRET: [Whispering] Shut up!
00:50:25 [Click]
00:50:27 ANNA: [Gasping] Here he comes.
00:50:34 [Snoring]
00:50:36 [Gasps]
00:50:38 [Music box plays]
00:50:39 [Grunts]
00:50:48 BRET: What if there's trouble?
00:50:50 COOP: I'm right behind you.
00:50:54 BRET: No "wheels coming off" shit.
00:50:56 COOP: That was broken bones.
00:50:59 ANNA: [Exhales] Other way.
00:51:01 Dying. Right.
00:51:03 BRET: Give it to me.
00:51:05 It may be my last chance.
00:51:07 ANNA: [Gasps] How dare you?!
00:51:10 ANNA: No, just take your own!
00:51:13 ANNA: All right, 50%.
00:51:16 BRET: No!
00:51:18 BRET: No!
00:51:21 ANNA: All right, 60-40.
00:51:23 ANNA: You're the fastest draw.
00:51:28 COOP: Who said that?
00:51:29 BRET: It's true.
00:51:32 ...I can't hit shit, especially when
00:51:36 BRET: You back me up?
00:51:38 ANNA: Bert.
00:51:40 Bret. My name is Bret.
00:51:41 You're Annabelle, he's Coop.
00:51:45 ANNA: Be careful, okay?
00:51:47 BRET: Of course.
00:52:15 [Bang]
00:52:18 BRET: Hey, everyone.
00:52:21 BRET: Wake up!
00:52:23 I saw your fire and thought
00:52:27 THIEF 1: Who are you?
00:52:29 Bert Maverick.
00:52:30 BRET: [Laughing] No.
00:52:31 I'm Bret Maverick, and I'm here
00:52:36 ...pointed at your heads.
00:52:40 BRET: Just whistle,
00:52:43 BRET: You're surrounded.
00:52:45 [Neither Coop nor Annabelle can whistle]
00:52:51 BRET: Did another wheel come off?
00:52:55 [Coop and Annabelle gently clap]
00:52:57 BRET: See? They're out there.
00:53:00 Zane Cooper will blow your brains
00:53:03 I know you're thinking he's old, decrepit,
00:53:07 But he can still shoot straight.
00:53:09 After you is Ugly Annie Bransford.
00:53:11 She came out backwards when
00:53:14 Her parents had to tie a pork chop
00:53:19 When making love, she has to pretend
00:53:22 [Thieves laugh]
00:53:25 THIEF 2: You're all right, Bart.
00:53:27 COOP: Admit it.
00:53:29 ANNA: I didn't think so.
00:53:31 BRET: Some Indians
00:53:33 They said it might be whites acting
00:53:37 If you come along with me,
00:53:42 BRET: So if you could just follow me.
00:53:44 BRET: Get up.
00:53:48 THIEF 3: Here's a thing
00:53:57 ANNA: Aren't you helping him?
00:54:10 ANNA: Did you just help him?
00:54:17 THIEF 4: Shot my whiskey bottle!
00:54:26 ANNA: Oh, that's my gun!
00:54:30 THIEF 4: Damn you!
00:54:37 ANNA: [Gasping]
00:54:39 COOP: Oh, yeah.
00:54:42 ANNA: Look at that!
00:54:44 They're all gone.
00:54:46 ANNA: I'll be rich!
00:54:49 COOP: I'll tell you what you did wrong.
00:54:54 ANNA: You tell me where it is.
00:54:57 ANNA: There it is!
00:54:58 [Thief screams]
00:55:00 ANNA: I've never seen
00:55:03 COOP: Take off that dress!
00:55:06 COOP: Not you. Him.
00:55:08 ANNA: I found it!
00:55:11 COOP: I'll take the money.
00:55:13 BRET: Don't let her touch it!
00:55:15 COOP: Where are you going?
00:55:18 COOP: Be mature.
00:55:21 BRET: Get back!
00:55:24 BRET: Don't let her get
00:55:27 [Thieves grunt and groan]
00:55:31 M. MARY: I have found you.
00:55:35 M. MARY: And I have found you.
00:55:40 M. MARY: Bless you
00:55:43 M. MARY: The Lord says it's good
00:55:47 COOP: It's a beautiful dress.
00:55:51 M. MARGARET: $2,500...
00:55:53 ...$2,600...
00:55:55 ...$2,800...
00:55:56 ANNA: $2,700, ma'am.
00:55:58 M. MARGARET: Are you sure?
00:56:00 BRET: She'd know.
00:56:02 M. MARGARET: $2,700, $2,800...
00:56:06 ...900.
00:56:09 M. MARGARET: $3,000.
00:56:18 M. MARGARET: That leaves us
00:56:20 M. MARY: That's not enough
00:56:23 M. MARGARET: Don't worry.
00:56:26 ...$3,000 and we delivered.
00:56:41 [Dog whines]
00:56:44 [Bret clears throat]
00:56:48 BRET: My pappy used to say...
00:56:50 ..."Never sneeze when you hide
00:56:54 And never,
00:56:56 ...take money from women who've lost
00:57:01 M. MARGARET: Hallelujah!
00:57:03 ANNA: I lost a wedding dress!
00:57:06 [People cheer]
00:57:08 M. MARGARET: We have got
00:57:12 ANNA: You owe me my 30%.
00:57:14 BRET: I'm a man of my word.
00:57:17 ...of whatever I got.
00:57:20 [Annabelle spits]
00:57:22 COOP: I hate to interrupt,
00:57:25 If those renegades
00:57:28 ...who was beating those drums?
00:57:31 ANNA: Maybe it was them.
00:57:51 BRET: I'll take care of this.
00:57:59 JOE: You've come
00:58:02 BRET: Anybody get that?
00:58:04 ANNA: You know about Indians.
00:58:07 BRET: [Exhales]
00:58:11 BRET: Friend, go with me on this.
00:58:13 BRET: I'll explain later.
00:58:15 JOE: How long will it take?
00:58:17 It's getting hot.
00:58:18 BRET: I'll make it quick.
00:58:28 What's he say?
00:58:30 BRET: [Sighs] It seems
00:58:34 We're on sacred ground.
00:58:36 ANNA: We didn't know that.
00:58:40 BRET: Yeah.
00:58:42 BRET: Shake your head,
00:58:44 ... look really mad, lots of words!
00:58:47 [Rifle fires]
00:58:48 [Indians yell]
00:58:55 BRET: His gods demand a sacrifice.
00:58:59 COOP: Sacrifice?
00:59:02 BRET: Human.
00:59:05 BRET: You're doing great. Point your
00:59:21 BRET: We can go if one of us
00:59:26 ...but one of us
00:59:27 ANNA: What's the bravery test?
00:59:29 BRET: He cuts off your hands.
00:59:38 JOE: Who's the girl? She's pretty!
00:59:44 BRET: Point to her, say you want her!
00:59:48 JOE: Ah, I do want her.
00:59:50 [Indians yell]
00:59:57 [Howls]
01:00:03 [Growls]
01:00:08 BRET: I'll die
01:00:10 ANNA: There's too many of them!
01:00:12 BRET: You're right. Don't show fear!
01:00:18 BRET: One of us must go,
01:00:21 COOP: I'll go.
01:00:23 COOP: I owe you.
01:00:26 BRET: I can't do what you can.
01:00:31 BRET: I'll go, but it's okay.
01:00:35 ANNA: [sighing] Oh, Bret.
01:00:39 BRET: I liked it just now
01:00:43 One thing.
01:00:44 What, Bret?
01:00:45 When you bluff, never tap
01:00:49 That's your second giveaway.
01:00:52 Even at a time like this,
01:01:13 BRET: [Gasps]
01:01:14 Goodbye, my lady.
01:01:21 BRET: You were right, Coop.
01:01:23 I never felt better
01:01:27 COOP: Take care of yourself.
01:01:30 BRET: Now when they...
01:01:32 [laughing]... cut my hands off,
01:01:35 ANNA: [Gasps]
01:01:39 Bye, Bret.
01:01:41 [People say goodbye]
01:01:49 JOE: [Whispering] What was that about?
01:01:51 BRET: Tell you later.
01:01:55 BRET: [Whispering]
01:02:13 [Bret and Indian children laughing]
01:02:22 BRET: I'm just trying to...
01:02:25 BRET: I can't get my... Where'd
01:02:29 JOE: I won it off a Russian at poker.
01:02:33 JOE: My bicycle! Look at that!
01:02:35 BRET: [Groaning]
01:02:38 [Groans] Why are they laughing?
01:02:40 JOE: Nobody's ever ridden it before.
01:02:41 BRET: [Gasps]
01:02:44 You sure do pick the spots.
01:02:47 Yeah, I know.
01:02:49 Next time you people drive us off,
01:02:52 ...some swampland so awful
01:03:00 [Laughter from children among teepees]
01:03:02 [Drums and chants]
01:03:19 BRET: Is that good?
01:03:26 BRET: What's with the drums
01:03:29 JOE: We had a lousy year.
01:03:31 So when this Russian archduke,
01:03:35 ...came and wanted to see
01:03:39 He pays well.
01:03:42 We get dressed up in war paint
01:03:46 He wants me to speak like
01:03:50 You people are such assholes!
01:03:53 JOE: And he's got to hear
01:03:56 Gets on my nerves.
01:03:57 JOE: You'll move on, you'll have
01:04:02 JOE: [Clears throat] Bret.
01:04:05 [Inhales]
01:04:07 [Gasping]
01:04:09 JOE: I'm sorry. You'll get it as soon
01:04:13 BRET: When will that be?
01:04:17 JOE: You need $25,000 to get into that.
01:04:20 BRET: I know that. [Sighs]
01:04:26 With your $1,000,
01:04:29 JOE: Wait!
01:04:31 You've got $22,000?
01:04:36 Cash?
01:04:37 It's not frog skins.
01:04:39 [Joe gasps]
01:04:40 I've never seen $22,000.
01:04:42 BRET: I've never seen 25.
01:04:45 Can I see it?
01:04:47 Why not?
01:04:49 JOE: Can I touch it?
01:04:51 JOE: Where is it?
01:04:56 JOE: What is this stuff?
01:04:58 [Spits]
01:05:00 JOE: Oh, ha, ha, ha! Very funny.
01:05:03 [Bret gasps]
01:05:05 BRET: It's...
01:05:08 [Bret grunts and groans]
01:05:12 JOE: You all right? Was it the food?
01:05:15 BRET: [Gasping]
01:05:18 JOE: What?
01:05:19 BRET: How could she when
01:05:23 You were to cut my hands off,
01:05:27 JOE: Pull yourself together!
01:05:32 JOE: I got your money.
01:05:35 I was just teasing you.
01:05:37 [Bret laughs]
01:05:38 [Joe laughs]
01:05:42 BRET: [Laughing] Teasing?
01:05:45 JOE: I'll kill you!
01:05:47 JOE: Wait!
01:05:49 JOE: Did you say, "dead"?
01:05:53 JOE: I just got an idea!
01:06:04 [Speaks in Russian]
01:06:14 [Ring]
01:06:25 [Archduke laughs]
01:06:27 JOE: [Mutters] Big asshole.
01:06:31 JOE: Ah, bonjour, Monseigneur.
01:06:34 JOE: Comment allez-vous?
01:06:35 ARCHDUKE: C'est la langue
01:06:38 ARCHDUKE: Parle anglais.
01:06:42 JOE: How, white man!
01:06:44 ARCHDUKE: Hello, Noble Savage.
01:06:47 I kill every animal in sight
01:06:51 JOE: Boring?
01:06:52 JOE: Maybe His Largeness be interested
01:06:58 ARCHDUKE: What is it?
01:07:00 JOE: Come, come!
01:07:12 ARCHDUKE: [Whispering]
01:07:16 JOE: [Whispering]
01:07:18 JOE: Shh!
01:07:20 ARCHDUKE: Is it legal?
01:07:21 JOE: White man been doing it for years,
01:07:28 How much?
01:07:29 JOE: Uh...
01:07:33 ARCHDUKE: One thousand?
01:07:34 Don't tie him.
01:07:37 No, he'll lose, but easy hit.
01:07:40 Smoke too much tobacco.
01:07:43 JOE: Put out of misery.
01:07:46 ARCHDUKE: Deal.
01:07:50 JOE: Me go find
01:07:53 Indian law say death private thing.
01:08:02 BRET: Psst! Hey!
01:08:05 JOE: Bret?
01:08:08 JOE: He wouldn't let go of it.
01:08:10 BRET: Great!
01:08:12 I got him up to $500.
01:08:15 BRET: 500? Worth the risk.
01:08:18 JOE: $250 a piece.
01:08:20 BRET: I'm the one taking all the risk.
01:08:23 JOE: Shh!
01:08:25 JOE: So, Arch!
01:08:27 JOE: Look sick.
01:08:29 [Bret coughs]
01:08:32 ARCHDUKE: Tell him to run.
01:08:34 JOE: No, no, no.
01:08:36 Why?
01:08:38 JOE: Injun shot by white man's weapon
01:08:43 JOE: Injun die by Indian way.
01:08:46 ARCHDUKE: I never used one of those.
01:08:50 JOE: Real easy, see?
01:09:04 [Archduke growls]
01:09:06 [Archduke inhales]
01:09:07 [Thwack]
01:09:09 [Archduke groans]
01:09:11 ARCHDUKE: No wonder you people
01:09:16 JOE: $2,000.
01:09:17 ARCHDUKE: $2,000?
01:09:20 ARCHDUKE: $2,000. Give me that.
01:09:24 [Bret gasps and pants]
01:09:25 JOE: [Grunts] Come, come!
01:09:29 [Bret grunts]
01:09:32 [Joe screeches]
01:09:34 [Gun fires]
01:09:39 ARCHDUKE: I killed him.
01:09:42 I really killed him!
01:09:46 ARCHDUKE: Will you leave him
01:09:50 JOE: Never liked him much anyway.
01:10:03 JOE: Partner, we did it!
01:10:06 BRET: We did it.
01:10:09 BRET: He could have killed me!
01:10:11 BRET: Arrows missing, bullets whiz...
01:10:16 BRET: Real? You knew
01:10:19 JOE: Shoot this.
01:10:20 JOE: I'll show you something.
01:10:22 BRET: You get
01:10:24 JOE: I saved your life!
01:10:27 JOE: Shoot it.
01:10:33 BRET: Ow!
01:10:35 BRET: That's not funny.
01:10:37 JOE: Anybody who uses my bow
01:10:41 [Joe laughs]
01:10:43 JOE: And fresh from the mint.
01:10:48 BRET: I'd kiss you, but there's people.
01:10:50 JOE: Don't do that.
01:10:52 JOE: So... I guess
01:10:56 BRET: How will I explain I got away...
01:10:58 ...with my hands still attached?
01:11:01 JOE: Tell them you got us drunk
01:11:05 BRET: Nobody'll believe that.
01:11:07 JOE: You people believe anything.
01:11:12 JOE: I got the big dunce up to $1,000.
01:11:16 JOE: Who's the best?
01:11:20 JOE: Uh, no!
01:11:22 BRET: All I need now is another $2,000.
01:11:24 JOE: You'll win it soon.
01:11:26 BRET: With my luck,
01:11:28 JOE: Hey, what's this?
01:11:31 You insult me by counting it?
01:11:35 BRET: I'm sorry Joseph, but lately,
01:11:40 ...have stiffed me.
01:11:42 JOE: Oh, hey, Mav!
01:11:47 [Joe laughs]
01:11:48 [Laughter]
01:11:50 BRET: Yeah.
01:11:57 BRET: I had to hotfoot it
01:11:59 ... as it wouldn't be long
01:12:03 ... to help me reinvest
01:12:11 CHILDREN: Goodbye, Bert.
01:12:13 BRET: The $2,000 wasn't the only thing
01:12:16 I was really getting short on time.
01:12:57 BRET: Hey!
01:13:01 [Groans]
01:13:03 BRET: Hey! [Grunts]
01:13:12 [Click]
01:13:14 ANGEL: Should've paid your cowhands
01:13:17 Lucky for you,
01:13:20 ANGEL: If you hadn't done what you did,
01:13:27 [Bret groans and pants]
01:13:30 But now I won't.
01:13:32 [Chuckles]
01:13:35 BRET: It occurred to me, before I
01:13:41 And then again...
01:13:43 ... maybe not.
01:13:44 [Hissing]
01:13:46 [Horse whinnies]
01:13:48 BRET: Whoa, whoa!
01:13:51 BRET: [Straining] Whoa.
01:13:52 [Straining] Whoa!
01:13:55 All right, Lord.
01:13:57 That's enough.
01:14:01 If you could get me out of this,
01:14:05 ...too presumptuous, but...
01:14:07 [Choking] Whoa.
01:14:14 [Rattling]
01:14:19 Let's go! [Grunting]
01:14:23 Thank you, Lord.
01:14:25 All right, Ollie.
01:14:27 [Grunting]
01:14:30 You can stop, Ollie.
01:14:32 [Coughs] You can stop.
01:14:36 [Pants and coughs]
01:14:37 [Groans]
01:14:55 [Grunts]
01:14:58 [Grunting] All right, Ollie!
01:15:02 [Horse whinnies]
01:15:03 [Straining] Don't go, Ollie!
01:15:05 BRET: Stay there, pal.
01:15:12 No!
01:15:23 [Bret mutters]
01:15:25 Ollie!
01:15:28 [Steam whistle]
01:15:34 [Laughter and music from steamboat]
01:15:49 ANNA: Bret!
01:15:51 Bret!
01:15:52 Bret Maverick! Look at you.
01:15:55 My hero's alive and well.
01:15:57 You seem happy.
01:15:58 Well, I am.
01:16:00 ANNA: How ever did you escape
01:16:06 I'm not exactly
01:16:13 [Anna gasps]
01:16:17 [Bret grunts]
01:16:27 ANNA: My beautiful, beautiful,
01:16:31 I don't want to seem forward, but...
01:16:34 ...could you loan me $4,000?
01:16:37 ANNA: I've only broken even
01:16:42 That means you can't enter.
01:16:45 Mrs. B., I'd give you
01:16:49 The problem is,
01:16:51 ANNA: And my poor, pure heart
01:16:55 ARCHDUKE: [yelling]
01:17:03 BRET: Set on this, Mrs. Bransford.
01:17:07 BRET: Just stay as pure as you are
01:17:16 WOMAN: Hunting savages,
01:17:19 ARCHDUKE: It's primitive,
01:17:22 BRET: Excuse me,
01:17:25 ARCHDUKE: Do you know who I am?
01:17:27 BRET: No, but I do know who I am.
01:17:36 BRET: It's over for you, Dukey.
01:17:39 ARCHDUKE:
01:17:42 BRET: That's what he said of you
01:17:47 BRET: But once in jail,
01:17:50 [Stammers]
01:17:52 Murder's murder, Dukey.
01:17:55 ...at least 10 years in jail
01:17:59 [Stammering] Six..? Wait, wait!
01:18:00 ...six, six, six thousand.
01:18:03 ARCHDUKE: I have 6,000.
01:18:05 BRET: Do you know the penalty
01:18:08 ARCHDUKE: No, please, I'm going home.
01:18:13 ARCHDUKE: Take, take!
01:18:14 BRET: The courts are overworked.
01:18:18 BRET: Don't shoot any more Indians.
01:18:20 BRET: All right?
01:18:24 [Annabelle giggles]
01:18:28 BRET: Excuse me,
01:18:31 Miss Annabelle, can I speak with you?
01:18:34 GAMBLER 1: Good luck, Miss Annabelle.
01:18:38 BRET: I got something to show you.
01:18:42 Close your eyes, Annabelle.
01:18:47 BRET: You're in the game!
01:18:49 [Screams] I'm in the game!
01:18:52 BRET: Best be quiet.
01:18:54 ANNA: Your goodness has no end?
01:18:55 BRET: Apparently not.
01:18:57 Heaven will kiss you for this one,
01:19:02 I just realized something.
01:19:05 What?
01:19:06 You can't help it, can you?
01:19:10 You are irresistible.
01:19:16 BRET: If by some small chance
01:19:21 ANNA: Then I'll be expecting
01:19:25 BRET: Perhaps we should
01:19:33 [Steamboat whistles]
01:19:58 ANGEL: Let him go!
01:20:06 ANGEL: How'd you get here?
01:20:08 BRET: No, you tell me...
01:20:10 ...why you said you'd never
01:20:14 Who's trying to stop me?
01:20:16 It's going to be a pleasure
01:20:20 The pleasure's all yours.
01:20:23 ANGEL: Come on.
01:20:32 ANGEL: All right, all right!
01:20:40 COMMODORE: Hey!
01:20:42 COMMODORE: My, my, my!
01:20:49 COMMODORE:
01:20:50 [Gong clangs]
01:20:54 COMMODORE:
01:20:56 ...the Lauren Belle.
01:20:58 And welcome to the first Annual...
01:21:01 ...AII River's
01:21:03 [Crowd cheers]
01:21:07 Rules are simple.
01:21:09 We play till we drop.
01:21:11 The dealer can call one break
01:21:14 If you bust, you're gone.
01:21:16 [Crowd murmurs]
01:21:18 20 players means
01:21:21 [Crowd murmurs and giggles]
01:21:23 COMM:
01:21:26 An honest, great contest.
01:21:28 For that reason...
01:21:29 ...I've imported one of the West's
01:21:34 COMM:
01:21:36 COMM:
01:21:37 [Crowd cheers]
01:21:40 Come on up here, Coop.
01:21:46 COOP:
01:21:48 Now players,
01:21:52 ...will forfeit his entry fee
01:21:55 See these?
01:21:57 COOP: They're the only 2 allowed here.
01:22:01 ...better be a faster draw than me.
01:22:04 COOP: And better learn how to swim.
01:22:06 [Crowd laughs]
01:22:11 COOP: Thank you, sir.
01:22:15 COOP: Commodore.
01:22:17 ...step right up
01:22:19 [Crowd cheers]
01:22:20 BRET: After you.
01:22:24 COMM:
01:22:25 HIGHTOWER:
01:22:27 COOP:
01:22:29 Thank you, sir.
01:22:31 COOP: Put your money in
01:22:34 Good luck to you.
01:22:36 [Sighing] Here it is.
01:22:37 I'll take good care of it.
01:22:41 Count that, would you?
01:22:44 It's all there.
01:22:45 I'm sure it is.
01:22:55 [Commodore chuckles]
01:22:58 COMM:
01:23:01 [Crowd cheers]
01:23:02 COOP: Folks, if we had $25,000 more,
01:23:08 COOP: We're minus one entry fee.
01:23:11 COOP:
01:23:12 [Crowd laughs]
01:23:19 COOP: Do I need to count it?
01:23:22 CROWD: [Cheering] Yeah!
01:23:26 COOP: Even half-million.
01:23:28 [Cheering]
01:23:30 COOP: This safe was brought in
01:23:33 I selected the combination.
01:23:38 Commodore, the money's as protected
01:23:42 COMM:
01:23:45 ...find your designated table
01:23:49 [Crowd cheers]
01:24:48 5,000.
01:25:04 [Laughs]
01:25:11 My pot.
01:25:22 ANGEL: I'll call you.
01:25:24 GAMBLER 1:
01:25:26 ...four kings.
01:25:27 [Crowd claps]
01:25:29 COOP: All right, young man.
01:25:32 WOMAN IN CROWD:
01:25:35 GAMBLER 2:
01:25:36 COOP:
01:25:39 GAMBLER 3:
01:25:41 GAMBLER 1:
01:25:42 [Crowd murmurs]
01:25:52 GAMBLER 1: Hang on a second!
01:25:55 GAMBLER 1:
01:25:57 GAMBLER 1:
01:26:00 [Splash]
01:26:01 [Crowd cheers]
01:26:06 GAMBLER 4:
01:26:15 MULDER:
01:26:18 MULDER:
01:26:20 COOP: Time to go for a swim.
01:26:24 GAMBLER 5:
01:26:28 COOP:
01:26:30 [Crowd murmurs]
01:26:34 [Crowd yells]
01:26:36 COOP: Sir.
01:26:39 COOP: At your pleasure.
01:26:45 [Splash]
01:26:47 [Crowd cheers]
01:26:54 GAMBLER 5:
01:27:04 GAMBLER 6: Good game, Hightower.
01:27:08 [Crowd claps]
01:27:10 Oh!
01:27:19 4 queens.
01:27:26 DEALER 2: Congratulations.
01:27:28 Chips'll be waiting at the main table.
01:27:37 DEALER 3: Full house.
01:27:38 COMM: That's a good hand.
01:27:42 ...2...
01:27:43 ...3 sevens.
01:27:46 But not 4.
01:27:48 What?
01:27:49 [Laughs]
01:27:51 [Blubbers] I didn't...
01:27:54 DEALER 3:
01:27:56 DEALER 3: You'll feel better
01:28:00 Watch your step.
01:28:06 [Coop sighs]
01:28:08 COMM: I hate those sad losers.
01:28:12 COMM: How's it look?
01:28:14 COOP: It looks like you,
01:28:17 ...and, unless a miracle happens,
01:28:20 COMM: Maverick, huh?
01:28:23 COMM: When it's decided,
01:28:29 ...and let's set it up
01:28:33 GAMBLER 7: I was going to leave you
01:28:36 DEALER 4:
01:28:38 GAMBLER 7:
01:28:42 GAMBLER 7:
01:28:45 ANNA: That's for you.
01:28:48 DEALER 4: Congratulations.
01:29:29 GAMBLER 8:
01:29:32 DEALER 1: Leave your chips here,
01:29:37 Congratulations.
01:29:40 [Rip]
01:29:44 [Clock rings]
01:29:47 [Clock rings]
01:29:48 The players can take
01:29:51 Anyone not back at the stroke of five,
01:30:10 BRET: [Whispering] Annabelle.
01:30:13 BRET: Annabelle!
01:30:15 BRET: [Stammering]
01:30:17 Good morning.
01:30:24 [Bret grunts]
01:30:26 [Screams from inside cabin]
01:30:28 BRET: Sorry. [Gasps]
01:30:31 [Bret grunts]
01:30:32 [Door slams]
01:31:01 BELLMAN: [Ring]
01:31:04 30 minutes to the final game.
01:31:07 [Bret gasps and pants]
01:31:13 He's a good 4 minutes fast.
01:31:16 BELLMAN:
01:31:20 CHIP MAN: Positions, sir?
01:31:21 COOP: Dealer over there.
01:31:28 BELLMAN: [Ring]
01:31:30 BELLMAN: 15 minutes.
01:31:34 CATHY: Ooh!
01:31:37 COOP: I've got it,
01:31:38 Madam, we have rules
01:31:41 That's my gun.
01:31:43 COOP: It's your gun?
01:31:45 COOP: Do you swim?
01:31:46 Swim? No.
01:31:49 COOP: And this one?
01:31:50 COOP: Is this hers too?
01:31:52 CATHY: What?
01:31:54 WAYLON: How about a little boat?
01:32:28 [Annabelle grunts]
01:32:29 COOP: Well, you look particularly
01:32:33 Nice glow about you.
01:32:38 [Ring]
01:32:40 [Ring]
01:32:41 [Ring, ring]
01:33:31 COOP: Dealer...
01:33:32 ...start dividing up Maverick's
01:33:46 [Bret grunts]
01:33:49 [Bret gasps]
01:34:00 [Gong]
01:34:02 [Gong]
01:34:04 [Gong]
01:34:06 [Gong]
01:34:08 [Gong]
01:34:10 BRET: Wait!
01:34:11 [Crowd murmurs]
01:34:13 BRET: Excuse me.
01:34:16 [Crowd applauds]
01:34:20 [Bret sighs]
01:34:27 COOP: Dealer,
01:34:30 DEALER: Ante up, everyone.
01:34:44 BRET: A thousand and two more.
01:34:49 ANNA: I'll see your $2,000 and...
01:34:52 Can I bid everything I have?
01:34:55 DEALER: Yes, ma'am.
01:34:57 ANNA: That'll be $12,000.
01:35:03 COMM: Too rich for my blood.
01:35:07 [Bret exhales]
01:35:10 BRET: What the hell!
01:35:16 [Bret clears throat]
01:35:18 It's just a pair of sixes.
01:35:21 If you can beat that,
01:35:24 Not a totally unpleasant prospect.
01:35:27 [Crowd laughs]
01:35:31 ANNA: I'm out of the game.
01:35:34 I'm out.
01:35:36 You put me out.
01:35:38 BRET: I did.
01:35:39 ANNA: I didn't do any of my tells.
01:35:41 I didn't twirl my hair
01:35:43 BRET: [Inhales]
01:35:47 No, I wasn't.
01:35:50 ANNA: Did I hold it?
01:35:52 ANNA: Did I?
01:35:54 ANNA: Did I?
01:35:55 BRET: See?
01:35:57 BRET: Sorry.
01:36:00 ...when you get excited,
01:36:03 How do you...
01:36:10 I'll just pretend I was playing
01:36:14 BRET: Shouldn't be hard.
01:36:19 [Applause]
01:36:20 COOP: You did hold your breath.
01:36:22 DEALER: Ante up.
01:36:25 [Whistle]
01:37:29 DEALER: You open, Commodore.
01:37:33 I'll open for $5,000.
01:37:34 HIGHTOWER: 5,000?
01:37:38 ANGEL: I'll see your 5...
01:37:41 ...and raise you 5.
01:37:43 DEALER: 10,000 to you.
01:37:44 BRET: Call.
01:37:46 COMM: And 5 more to me.
01:37:51 DEALER: Cards?
01:37:53 2 cards, please.
01:37:58 DEALER: Sir?
01:38:34 DEALER: Mr. Maverick.
01:38:37 BRET: One card, but not from you.
01:38:42 BRET: I'd like a new deck,
01:38:46 I'm sorry, that isn't permitted.
01:38:48 COOP:
01:38:53 In that case,
01:38:57 Just one from the top.
01:39:01 I like that.
01:39:04 Shows trust.
01:39:19 The Commodore has 4 of a kind,
01:39:23 ...and I don't know
01:39:28 DEALER:
01:39:31 COMM: It looks like I'm sucking
01:39:37 DEALER:
01:39:39 [Crowd gasps]
01:39:48 ANGEL: I'll see your 25.
01:39:52 ANGEL:
01:39:56 I'll raise you everything I've got.
01:39:59 [Crowd murmurs]
01:40:03 That's half a million to the winner.
01:40:13 BRET:
01:40:17 Aren't you going to look at your card?
01:40:19 No need.
01:40:21 ANGEL: What are you playing at?
01:40:24 I'd look at my card
01:40:27 DEALER:
01:40:30 What kind of poker you playing?
01:40:38 DEALER: Cards have been called,
01:40:45 I have 2 small pair.
01:40:49 COMM: Eights...
01:40:51 ...and eights.
01:40:53 [Crowd gasps and applauds]
01:41:00 Thank you.
01:41:08 Not going to look?
01:41:16 Well...
01:41:20 ...how you going to know
01:41:24 [Crowd gasps]
01:41:26 [Crowd applauds]
01:41:33 GAMBLER 4: [Laughing]
01:41:42 DEALER:
01:41:44 DEALER:
01:41:46 DEALER: Queen of spades
01:41:50 DEALER:
01:41:54 [Crowd cheers]
01:41:55 DEALER:
01:42:37 [Crowd sighs]
01:42:47 [Crowd cheers]
01:42:55 ANNA: You won!
01:42:57 You cheating son of a bitch!
01:43:01 [Screaming from crowd]
01:43:18 [Crowd gasps and murmurs]
01:43:23 BRET: [Whimpering] Ha!
01:43:26 BRET: I can't believe
01:43:28 Did I ever tell you
01:43:30 ANNA: You're babbling.
01:43:32 Shh!
01:43:35 COMM:
01:43:38 Everybody's got a gun!
01:43:54 COMM:
01:43:56 ...for our presentation of one-half
01:44:00 ...Mr. Maverick!
01:44:02 [Crowd cheers]
01:44:07 COOP: I want to congratulate you
01:44:12 I wish your moment
01:44:14 ...but I see all this money.
01:44:17 ...got to take it.
01:44:18 What?
01:44:20 I'll have regrets, I'm sure,
01:44:24 Move down the steps.
01:44:26 [Laughter]
01:44:30 This is no time to be brave,
01:44:33 COOP:
01:44:35 You too, Commodore.
01:44:38 BELLHOP: I'll take your bag.
01:44:40 Get away from here!
01:44:44 BRET:
01:44:46 I worked my ass off for that.
01:44:49 I'll look for you.
01:44:50 BRET: Look real hard!
01:44:52 Was your money.
01:44:54 [Crowd screams]
01:44:56 COMM:
01:44:58 [Crowd screams]
01:45:00 COOP: I don't want to see any faces
01:45:06 COMM: Captain!
01:45:08 COMM: Get my gun.
01:45:12 CAPTAIN:
01:45:13 COMM:
01:45:16 COMM: Move!
01:45:19 COOP:
01:45:28 [Crowd murmurs]
01:45:33 Ah, ha!
01:45:40 COMM:
01:45:42 BRET:
01:45:43 COMM: Let him go?!
01:45:47 BRET:
01:45:49 Anyway, I found out
01:45:52 COMM: Do I have to remind you
01:45:57 BRET: And it grieves me,
01:46:00 It's only money, right?
01:46:02 CROWD: Right!
01:46:04 COMM: Only money?!
01:46:07 CROWD: No!
01:46:09 I won't swear out
01:46:12 COMM:
01:46:15 [Laughing]
01:46:19 COMM:
01:46:22 COMM: Our champion!
01:46:25 [Crowd cheers]
01:46:50 [Steamboat whistles]
01:46:51 COMM: Fiddle that Coop!
01:46:53 COMM: Goodbye!
01:47:02 ANNA: [Sighs] Well...
01:47:06 BRET: Oh, here.
01:47:09 BRET: I meant to give you this.
01:47:12 You should have it.
01:47:15 ANNA:
01:47:18 ...I took before you left
01:47:20 BRET: I been looking for it.
01:47:25 ANNA: [Whispering]
01:47:29 ...bye.
01:47:38 [Exhales]
01:47:43 You going to miss me?
01:47:45 You going to miss me?
01:47:48 You are going to miss me.
01:47:52 ANNA: How do you know?
01:47:54 ANNA: I was not.
01:48:00 Maybe I was.
01:48:22 ANNA: Well, I...
01:48:25 ANNA: I guess
01:48:46 ANNA:
01:48:49 New Orleans, wasn't it?
01:48:52 ANNA: Either.
01:49:04 [Holds breath]
01:49:25 [Snap]
01:49:28 [Horse whinnies]
01:49:31 Where have you been?
01:49:35 I had to say goodbye
01:49:38 I didn't want them thinking
01:49:41 COMM: And I did a lot of twists
01:49:45 ...to keep anyone from following me.
01:49:48 I thought
01:49:50 You win, I do nothing.
01:49:54 You didn't tell me
01:49:58 Oh.
01:50:00 COMM: If Angel had won,
01:50:03 COMM:
01:50:04 I telegraphed him
01:50:08 He messed up on that.
01:50:10 Poor, dead bastard.
01:50:14 I don't like secrets.
01:50:18 COMM: You probably won't like
01:50:20 I don't know,
01:50:24 But I've decided...
01:50:26 ...not to share it with you.
01:50:36 [Click]
01:50:38 Uncock it.
01:50:47 BRET: Sit down, gentlemen.
01:50:50 BRET: Let's get real cozy.
01:50:52 Parlay some.
01:50:56 [Laughing] Put your hands down.
01:51:03 I admit, you had me fooled.
01:51:06 Not many can.
01:51:07 BRET: But you did save my life.
01:51:12 Besides...
01:51:13 ...everybody knows
01:51:16 All your life's work...
01:51:19 ...it's all been wiped away.
01:51:22 Was it worth it?
01:51:24 You got nothing to show for it.
01:51:28 COOP: What you said is true.
01:51:29 I traded every decent thing I know
01:51:33 You can't leave me alive.
01:51:34 I don't care where you go...
01:51:36 ...one night you'll relax.
01:51:38 Guess who'll be waiting.
01:51:40 [Chuckles]
01:51:42 BRET: [Laughing] You couldn't
01:51:46 Not anymore.
01:51:48 You're a decrepit old has-been.
01:51:51 Well, what're you going to do?
01:51:54 Maybe the fairest thing would be...
01:51:57 ...let one of you kill the other.
01:52:00 I'll let you decide which.
01:52:04 [Commodore and Coop gasp]
01:52:06 COOP: Oh!
01:52:08 COMM: Give me that!
01:52:10 [Commodore laughs]
01:52:12 COMM: That...
01:52:13 ...as they say,
01:52:15 [Gasps]
01:52:16 [Clunk]
01:52:20 [Laughs]
01:52:22 [Commodore grunts and groans]
01:52:24 [Commodore gasps]
01:52:25 COOP: You dirty rotten,
01:52:28 I've never committed
01:52:33 [Pants]
01:52:35 But I won't.
01:52:38 Not till I find Maverick.
01:52:42 [Sighs]
01:53:09 [Click]
01:53:13 Decrepit old has-been?
01:53:17 COOP: You got $500,000 in that satchel
01:53:21 Not smart.
01:53:23 Guess not.
01:53:27 It's plain to see
01:53:30 You shoot the Commodore
01:53:32 No.
01:53:33 Good idea, but no.
01:53:35 I really enjoyed
01:53:38 No room in poker for cheats.
01:53:41 COOP: He can't touch a deck of cards,
01:53:45 BRET:
01:53:47 ..."There is no more deeply moving
01:53:52 ...than cheating a cheater."
01:53:54 COOP: I never said that once.
01:53:58 BRET: Are we quibbling fine points?
01:54:02 [Bret gurgles and gasps]
01:54:06 BRET: The things you said were so dumb
01:54:10 COOP: Dumb, huh?
01:54:12 BRET:
01:54:15 These are a buck apiece.
01:54:17 COOP: Really?
01:54:20 BRET: Yeah, those are the good ones.
01:54:22 COOP:
01:54:34 MRS. D: Bret, Coop, everything good?
01:54:39 MRS. D: Yell if you need anything.
01:54:46 [Sighs]
01:54:52 [Click]
01:54:59 ANNA: I certainly hope
01:55:01 It's from the best
01:55:06 COOP:
01:55:07 BRET: Hell of a shirt,
01:55:09 Look! Here's a lot of money
01:55:14 BRET & COOP:
01:55:15 What a remarkable family.
01:55:18 BRET: How'd she..?
01:55:20 ANNA: You don't have
01:55:23 You both have the same
01:55:27 ...kiss the same way,
01:55:29 ...draw your guns alike and sing
01:55:33 BRET & COOP:
01:55:36 ANNA: Hm.
01:55:38 Hm.
01:55:41 My! Such...
01:55:42 ...splendid similarities.
01:55:47 From the looks of things, the lady
01:55:52 Bye!
01:56:08 COOP: Bret, son, you know
01:56:12 A $500,000 silk shirt.
01:56:15 BRET: Nope. We ended up with a
01:56:19 ...because my old pappy used to say,
01:56:22 No. "Don't count..." No.
01:56:26 COOP:
01:56:28 BRET: So I have a boot for you.
01:56:33 BRET: And the other one's
01:56:36 [Coop chuckles]
01:56:38 COOP:
01:56:41 BRET: What are kids for?
01:56:43 Be my guest.
01:56:44 BRET: Thank you.
01:56:47 I don't know why I left
01:56:50 COOP: I do.
01:56:53 BRET: It'll be lots of fun
01:56:57 COOP: Bret.
01:57:00 COOP:
01:57:05 How did you come up
01:57:10 You won't believe me.
01:57:11 I'm your father,
01:57:21 Magic.
01:57:23 Magic?
01:57:26 Magic.
01:57:35 I believe you.
01:57:38 Thanks.
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