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00:00:04	##[We're Gonna Get Married
00:00:06	# Into life today
00:00:10	# Someone who loved me
00:00:15	# There have been trials
00:00:17	# And not just a few #
00:00:20	# But we made it through #
00:00:22	# And now the times are here #
00:00:27	# We're gonna get married #
00:00:29	# Have everything #
00:00:33	# But the sun #
00:00:36	# And the rain #
00:00:38	# We're a
00:00:41	# We're gonna get married #
00:00:44	# We're gonna get married #
00:00:45	# We're gonna get married #
00:00:49	# We're gonna get married #
00:00:51	# Wait and see #
00:00:57	[grunting]
00:00:58	You must do something!
00:01:01	Yeah. I know baby is coming!
00:01:02	Miss, you've to stay calm
00:01:04	Myra, I need a doctor here
00:01:06	I am working on it.
00:01:08	You're not a doctor?
00:01:09	No, I am a nurse.
00:01:10	You are man
00:01:12	What kind of man is nurse?
00:01:14	Look, folks,
00:01:16	I know exactly what I'm doing,
00:01:18	everything's going to be fine,
00:01:20	Okay.
00:01:21	Yeah. You're fully dilated.
00:01:23	Hey, I need that doctor
00:01:25	There are no free doctors.
00:01:26	Nurse, you're gonna have
00:01:29	I can see the head!
00:01:31	Holy shit!
00:01:34	[screaming]
00:01:40	Check it out.
00:01:42	We did it.
00:01:44	We had a boy.
00:01:46	A boy. You are my hero.
00:01:49	Mmm-hmm.
00:01:50	I name baby for you.
00:01:52	Oh! You don't have to do that.
00:01:54	Yeah. I must.
00:01:56	We'll name the baby...
00:02:00	[grunting]
00:02:09	(Bernie on machine)
00:02:11	We're not around,
00:02:14	Roz, how the hell
00:02:17	(Roz on machine)
00:02:19	(Bernie)
00:02:21	Honey,
00:02:22	(Roz)
00:02:24	A little bit,
00:02:26	Worth it for you,
00:02:28	Honey, I'm in the mood
00:02:30	So make a...
00:02:31	[beeping]
00:02:33	Hi, guys, it's me.
00:02:34	Dad, I told you
00:02:35	you have to change
00:02:37	Anyway, I'm just calling
00:02:39	'cause I didn't hear
00:02:40	You know that
00:02:43	And, then, we're flying
00:02:45	And our flight gets in 7:30,
00:02:47	so we should be
00:02:48	So just give me a call
00:02:50	'Cause I want to go over
00:02:52	about Pam's dad and just, uh,
00:02:54	just some other stuff
00:02:56	All right. I love you, bye.
00:02:58	Hey, sweetie.
00:03:00	Oh! Guess what?
00:03:02	I delivered my first baby.
00:03:03	[gasps]
00:03:04	Mmm. Yeah.
00:03:06	Oh, honey,
00:03:07	It was incredible.
00:03:08	Just to be pulling
00:03:10	out of this woman's...
00:03:12	You know, I mean,
00:03:14	The whole baby thing is...
00:03:17	That's great, honey.
00:03:19	So, uh, are you ready to go?
00:03:22	I know.
00:03:23	You know how things
00:03:25	The flight leaves
00:03:26	I wish we could set
00:03:28	without our parents
00:03:30	Honey, this weekend
00:03:31	And your parents are great.
00:03:33	Oh, they're great
00:03:35	Well, 48 hours
00:03:37	Besides, you've already
00:03:39	and that is the hard part.
00:03:41	Mmm. That is true.
00:03:42	I mean, I am still
00:03:45	You're firmly in the circle.
00:03:47	[chuckling]
00:03:48	Finally.
00:03:51	Oh, taxi!
00:03:52	# All the time #
00:03:55	# As we go walking by #
00:03:58	Going to the airport?
00:03:59	Yeah.
00:04:00	Take mine.
00:04:03	Great.
00:04:05	# It's all right #
00:04:08	Nice guy.
00:04:11	# Hold you tight #
00:04:15	# We're gonna get married #
00:04:17	# Take her hand in mine #
00:04:21	# We'll be looking fine #
00:04:24	# In the sweet sunshine #
00:04:28	You two, you're up.
00:04:32	# Please don't leave #
00:04:36	# All those
00:04:39	# One great big happy family #
00:04:43	# We're gonna get married #
00:04:47	# We're gonna get married #
00:04:50	# We're gonna get married #
00:04:52	# Wait and see #
00:04:55	Oh, dear.
00:04:56	What?
00:04:57	Well, they overbooked coach.
00:04:59	[sighing]
00:05:01	So what does that mean?
00:05:02	Do we miss our flight or...
00:05:03	Well, we are gonna have to
00:05:07	Really?
00:05:09	[chuckling]
00:05:10	Thank you.
00:05:11	[grunting]
00:05:14	Oh! Sir, why don't you
00:05:18	Okay, yeah.
00:05:20	So, uh, you wanna check it
00:05:23	'cause that's cool,
00:05:25	I'm just gonna store it
00:05:30	That was nice.
00:05:31	Yeah.
00:05:32	Champagne?
00:05:34	Thank you.
00:05:35	Champagne, sir?
00:05:36	Thank you.
00:05:38	Enjoy.
00:05:40	# We'll be looking fine #
00:05:43	# In the sweet sunshine #
00:05:47	Would you like to purchase
00:05:51	Um...
00:05:52	No. Thanks.
00:05:55	No?
00:05:56	[whispering]
00:05:58	That's how they
00:06:00	That's true.
00:06:03	Get out of here.
00:06:05	# We're gonna get married #
00:06:09	# We're gonna get married #
00:06:11	# Wait and see ##
00:06:18	The House of Byrnes.
00:06:22	Lot of good memories here.
00:06:25	Mom? Dad?
00:06:29	I am watching you.
00:06:32	[gurgling]
00:06:33	Well, almost,
00:06:35	but you have to do it
00:06:37	One on each eye like this:
00:06:39	I am watching you.
00:06:41	[gurgling]
00:06:43	We'll get back to that later.
00:06:44	Guess who's here?
00:06:46	It's Prof. Einstein.
00:06:49	Hi, Little Jack.
00:06:50	You're a genius.
00:06:52	I see a Nobel Prize
00:06:53	Yes, I do.
00:06:55	Study break, boys.
00:06:58	Pamcake!
00:06:59	Flapjack!
00:07:02	[chuckling]
00:07:03	(both)
00:07:05	Put some syrup
00:07:09	Pa, pa, pa, pa,
00:07:13	That's how it goes, right?
00:07:15	That's okay, Greg.
00:07:18	Nice to see you.
00:07:19	Nice to see you, Grandpa.
00:07:22	[Little Jack gurgling]
00:07:23	My God.
00:07:25	Look at you.
00:07:27	You look just
00:07:29	(Greg)
00:07:30	Hey. Hey. This is Greg.
00:07:32	Remember
00:07:33	(Greg)
00:07:38	[chuckling]
00:07:41	Sorry, Greg.
00:07:42	The card only
00:07:44	Oh! Yeah.
00:07:46	[Little Jack gurgles]
00:07:47	(Jack)
00:07:49	He has a very keen sense
00:07:51	Mmm.
00:07:53	He's a chip
00:07:55	We might have another CIA man
00:07:58	I'd be discreet
00:08:00	You know what I mean?
00:08:01	As far as
00:08:04	Hey, why is Little Jack here?
00:08:05	Are Deb and Bob house-sitting,
00:08:08	No, they're in Ko Saimii,
00:08:09	Checking on the clinic
00:08:12	[chuckling]
00:08:14	After Denny was
00:08:17	your father turned this
00:08:19	for you-know-who over there.
00:08:21	And do you talk yet,
00:08:23	[babbling]
00:08:30	Greg, Greg, Greg.
00:08:33	(Dina)
00:08:34	Huh?
00:08:35	Muskrat, Jack.
00:08:37	[chuckling]
00:08:38	Just try to understand
00:08:40	His communication skills
00:08:42	but he understands.
00:08:45	L.J., are you hungry?
00:08:49	Oh, wow.
00:08:51	[mumbling]
00:08:53	(Greg)
00:08:56	"I would like to
00:09:01	"I'd like a nap,
00:09:03	and then later
00:09:07	[spluttering]
00:09:10	Oh, yeah. I've heard about
00:09:13	This is like cutting edge.
00:09:16	Well, at this age, Greg,
00:09:18	Look, when he reaches
00:09:20	his mind will be
00:09:22	of absorbing
00:09:24	So cute.
00:09:26	Oh, l... I don't think
00:09:29	Muskrat.
00:09:30	Uh...
00:09:32	All right, all right.
00:09:35	This is Greg.
00:09:36	Greg will not drop you,
00:09:40	Okay.
00:09:42	Hello. Oh! Hello.
00:09:45	Hey.
00:09:47	I think he likes me.
00:09:49	No?
00:09:50	Ow!
00:09:51	Oh, shit!
00:09:52	[Little Jack wailing]
00:09:54	Focker. He's absorbing
00:09:56	I don't want the first word
00:09:58	to be a profanity.
00:09:59	It's okay. It's okay.
00:10:01	Cover your nose.
00:10:03	Focker!
00:10:04	[wailing]
00:10:06	It's cool that your dad
00:10:08	Yeah, I guess so.
00:10:10	She says he spends
00:10:12	[horn honking]
00:10:15	Oh, my God.
00:10:18	Daddy?
00:10:19	(Greg)
00:10:20	Daddy, what is this thing?
00:10:22	It's a custom-designed,
00:10:24	climate-controlled
00:10:25	Jack calls it the
00:10:30	Wow. This is incredible.
00:10:31	Isn't it?
00:10:33	Yeah.
00:10:34	[knocking on truck]
00:10:35	Ooh! Like a tank.
00:10:37	Well, in these
00:10:39	I opted for
00:10:41	with two-inch thick
00:10:44	just like
00:10:45	the Russian Widowmaker
00:10:48	I want you to conduct
00:10:50	I want you to demonstrate
00:10:53	the impregnable outer skin
00:10:55	Throw it at the window.
00:10:56	Oh.
00:10:57	Jack, I'm not gonna...
00:10:58	I'm not gonna throw a brick
00:11:00	It's a simple demonstration.
00:11:02	No, I'd... I'd
00:11:04	Okay.
00:11:05	Just...
00:11:06	All your might.
00:11:07	All right.
00:11:15	Don't worry,
00:11:17	(Pam)
00:11:19	Come on,
00:11:20	we'll call a tow truck
00:11:22	Road?
00:11:24	Yeah.
00:11:26	I thought we were...
00:11:28	No, No. Airline travel
00:11:31	so unreliable,
00:11:32	I'll feel
00:11:34	knowing I have my own
00:11:36	my own thermostat,
00:11:39	Uh-huh. So... so we're all
00:11:42	We hit the road
00:11:44	27 seconds.
00:11:46	This way we'll get in early,
00:11:47	spend an extra half day
00:11:49	getting to know them.
00:11:51	Isn't that great?
00:11:52	That is great.
00:11:53	(Roz)
00:11:56	(Bernie)
00:11:58	(Roz)
00:11:59	[answering machine beeping]
00:12:00	Hey, guys, uh, it's me.
00:12:01	Listen,
00:12:04	Hope you got the message.
00:12:07	We're gonna be, uh,
00:12:10	so we'll be arriving
00:12:12	not tomorrow night.
00:12:14	Okay? Tomorrow afternoon.
00:12:15	And, also, uh,
00:12:16	they're bringing
00:12:18	so, uh, he's like a baby.
00:12:20	So... I don't know.
00:12:23	Oh, welcome aboard,
00:12:26	Hey, this is incredible.
00:12:27	Yes, it's as big
00:12:29	Pretty neat, huh?
00:12:30	[toilet flushing]
00:12:32	[meowing]
00:12:34	Hey!
00:12:35	Mr. Jinx finally learned
00:12:38	Yeah. Jack installed
00:12:39	and he learnt how to do that
00:12:42	Right, Jack?
00:12:43	Hey there, Jinxy.
00:12:45	[meowing]
00:12:49	Ready to hit the road,
00:12:52	Wow! I'm the Co-Captain?
00:12:54	Let's set sail, sailor.
00:12:56	##[Going Up the Country
00:12:58	# I'm going up the country
00:13:00	(Jack)
00:13:02	This is
00:13:04	Yeah, Daddy!
00:13:05	(Jack)
00:13:07	As a courtesy
00:13:09	please remember
00:13:11	should be used
00:13:13	Should the need
00:13:15	we'll stop at
00:13:17	or heavily wooded area.
00:13:18	Thank you. Welcome aboard.
00:13:20	I like that thing.
00:13:22	make a little announcement?
00:13:24	Well...
00:13:25	Only the captain gets
00:13:30	You want to honk the horn?
00:13:31	Um... Sure.
00:13:34	Only the captain gets
00:13:37	# I'm gonna leave this city #
00:13:39	# Got to get away #
00:13:42	# All this fussing
00:13:44	Oh, look!
00:13:45	(Greg)
00:13:48	# Now, baby,
00:13:50	# You know
00:13:53	(Pam)
00:13:55	# But we might
00:14:00	Hey! Jack?
00:14:02	(Greg)
00:14:05	Not interested.
00:14:06	Rules of the road.
00:14:09	(Greg)
00:14:11	[honking]
00:14:12	There you go.
00:14:13	[whooping]
00:14:15	[girls yelling]
00:14:16	(Greg)
00:14:18	"Honk if your are horny."
00:14:20	[girls yelling]
00:14:23	[gasping]
00:14:26	Oh!
00:14:28	Thanks for that, Greg.
00:14:29	# 'Cause you've got a home #
00:14:31	# As long as I've got mine ##
00:14:37	(Roz)
00:14:39	(Bernie)
00:14:41	(Roz)
00:14:42	[answering machine beeping]
00:14:46	[Little Jack cooing]
00:14:48	Hey, there.
00:14:50	No hard feelings, all right?
00:14:52	[Little Jack gurgling]
00:14:53	Friends? What's that?
00:14:55	What're you saying?
00:14:57	Now, wait a minute.
00:14:59	I know what this means.
00:15:01	Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
00:15:03	You got to poop, right?
00:15:05	Thank you for warning me.
00:15:06	Everybody poops.
00:15:08	It's okay.
00:15:10	[wailing]
00:15:11	What did you do, Focker?
00:15:13	Nothing. He...
00:15:15	That's not the sign for poop.
00:15:17	That's the sign for milk.
00:15:18	This is the sign for poop.
00:15:20	Oh! What's the sign
00:15:21	'Cause, uh
00:15:23	That's because
00:15:25	[gagging]
00:15:27	[laughing]
00:15:29	Ew.
00:15:31	Fortunately,
00:15:32	to give us
00:15:34	Okay,
00:15:37	(Greg)
00:15:38	Well, during
00:15:40	infants can get
00:15:42	when they're separated
00:15:44	So I invented something
00:15:46	to ease LJ's anxiety
00:15:51	I call it the Mannary Gland.
00:15:54	I had it made
00:15:56	of Debbie's left bosom.
00:15:58	[gurgling]
00:16:00	Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:16:02	It's been so effective,
00:16:03	I'm thinking of
00:16:06	Would you like to touch it?
00:16:07	Uh, I wouldn't.
00:16:09	Oh, come on,
00:16:10	I can... I can see
00:16:12	No, feel it, Greg.
00:16:13	It's very...
00:16:15	Just feel the breast, Greg.
00:16:19	Just a...
00:16:20	Oh, watch the nipple.
00:16:22	Nipple is his.
00:16:27	Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:16:28	It's got a great, lifelike,
00:16:31	Or what I would imagine
00:16:33	Debbie's breast might... might
00:16:35	Not that I would know.
00:16:39	[chattering]
00:16:42	(Pam)
00:16:45	What?
00:16:47	Honey, you promised
00:16:49	you wouldn't take the boob out
00:16:51	It's nothing
00:16:53	Breast-feeding is
00:16:55	Dad, that's not natural,
00:16:59	As soon as
00:17:00	we're gonna hit the road.
00:17:02	Oh!
00:17:03	Oh, Jack,
00:17:05	you can't drive
00:17:06	Dr. Monroe said
00:17:10	Honey, we're on a very
00:17:12	We bunk here tonight,
00:17:13	we hit horrendous traffic
00:17:15	[Little Jack whining]
00:17:17	Greg?
00:17:18	Yeah.
00:17:19	Maybe you could drive
00:17:21	I could do that.
00:17:23	I am the Co-Captain.
00:17:25	under my
00:17:28	Keep her at 55, stay alert.
00:17:30	Yeah, yeah. I've been
00:17:34	[horn honking]
00:17:36	[cars honking]
00:17:39	You got it. Pass.
00:17:41	[horns honking]
00:17:44	Sorry, got to go 55.
00:17:46	Captain Jack's orders.
00:17:50	Hmm.
00:18:02	[door beeping]
00:18:05	Hey!
00:18:06	Would you like
00:18:08	Uh, yeah, sure.
00:18:09	If you can't sleep.
00:18:13	[door beeping]
00:18:21	How about a cappuccino?
00:18:23	Oh, you don't have to do that.
00:18:25	It's no problem for me.
00:18:27	Really? Yeah? Okay.
00:18:29	Dina!
00:18:30	Wake up and make
00:18:33	Shake a leg, woman!
00:18:34	Jesus, Jack,
00:18:37	Really.
00:18:38	Relax, Greg. This cockpit's
00:18:42	You should've seen the look
00:18:44	[chuckling]
00:18:46	You got me. That was...
00:18:48	Yes, it was. Yes.
00:18:49	Mmm-hmm.
00:18:51	It's funny.
00:18:52	But you should never talk
00:18:54	you know that, Greg.
00:18:55	It's disrespectful.
00:18:57	Right, of course. Yeah.
00:18:59	Greg, a man reaches
00:19:02	when he realizes
00:19:04	Hmm-mmm.
00:19:05	You know what that is?
00:19:07	Love?
00:19:10	Friendship?
00:19:12	Enjoying the moment.
00:19:14	Living. Just love.
00:19:16	His legacy.
00:19:18	That, too. Right. Yeah. Sure.
00:19:20	Now, my grandson, Little Jack,
00:19:23	In six months, you and Pam
00:19:26	Sometime after that,
00:19:27	you'll want to start
00:19:29	Yeah. Right.
00:19:30	I had some thoughts
00:19:32	We'll discuss that later,
00:19:35	Now, let's get back on point.
00:19:36	Let me put it very simply.
00:19:38	If your family circle
00:19:39	does indeed join
00:19:42	they'll form a chain.
00:19:44	I can't have a chink
00:19:46	Hmm.
00:19:47	Yeah. Okay.
00:19:50	Now,
00:19:52	so I'm not going to jump
00:19:54	But, like studying
00:19:56	if I can see
00:19:58	I'll have a much better idea
00:20:01	Okay.
00:20:02	A-are you thinking
00:20:05	like... like a chink
00:20:08	A doctor and a lawyer,
00:20:11	Mmm-hmm.
00:20:26	[birds cawing]
00:20:36	(Dina)
00:20:42	[karate cries]
00:20:45	Is that your father?
00:20:46	[karate cries]
00:20:50	That is my father.
00:20:52	[karate cries]
00:21:01	(Bernie)
00:21:03	What the heck is
00:21:04	I thought you guys
00:21:06	I left a message yesterday
00:21:08	Oh, I didn't get a message.
00:21:10	(Greg)
00:21:11	Will you get over here
00:21:13	Talking about messages.
00:21:15	I've been waiting so long
00:21:18	Good to see you.
00:21:19	Come here. Come here.
00:21:22	Is this not
00:21:24	you've ever seen
00:21:26	I used to call him
00:21:29	Huh?
00:21:30	[all laughing]
00:21:31	Can you believe
00:21:33	I conceived him
00:21:35	(Bernie)
00:21:37	I only have one because
00:21:39	It's called
00:21:41	It's not uncommon,
00:21:43	Imagine what he would have
00:21:48	[Greg chuckling]
00:21:50	That's a good icebreaker.
00:21:52	Whoa!
00:21:53	There's the sexiest
00:21:55	I've ever seen in my life.
00:21:57	[sputtering]
00:21:58	That was a good one.
00:21:59	It gets her every time.
00:22:00	Goose bumps. She loves it.
00:22:02	I'm Dina Byrnes.
00:22:05	The pleasure is all mine,
00:22:09	[exclaiming]
00:22:10	You got to be the flower man.
00:22:12	That's right.
00:22:14	And I'm Bernard Focker,
00:22:16	and we're all grownups here
00:22:20	All right.
00:22:21	[all laughing]
00:22:23	Oh, we're just playing here.
00:22:25	Give me some love.
00:22:28	We're family now.
00:22:31	What're you so shy about?
00:22:35	Oh, wow. Look at those pecs.
00:22:38	Wow! You're harder
00:22:39	Now tell me the truth.
00:22:40	You work out
00:22:42	Well, I do
00:22:43	Some medicine-ball training,
00:22:47	Oh, footie-footie football?
00:22:48	I was just, uh,
00:22:51	Oh, Capoeira. Yeah.
00:22:52	The Brazilian martial art
00:22:55	He knows what that is. Yeah.
00:22:57	You know,
00:22:59	I'm really into it.
00:23:01	It keeps me level.
00:23:02	Because sometimes
00:23:04	I could just snap.
00:23:06	You know what I mean?
00:23:08	[Little Jack wailing]
00:23:09	What is that?
00:23:10	Is there a baby on board?
00:23:11	That's a baby. Yes, yes.
00:23:13	Yeah. Hmm-mmm.
00:23:15	[Moses barking]
00:23:17	Hey, Moses, go ahead,
00:23:18	say hello to
00:23:20	No, no, he's harmless.
00:23:22	And yeah, fixed.
00:23:23	That's all right.
00:23:25	(Bernie)
00:23:26	Oh, no. Don't shake.
00:23:28	Moses, get off!
00:23:29	No, don't worry.
00:23:31	(Greg)
00:23:33	(Bernie)
00:23:34	Who's this little guy?
00:23:36	This is our grandson,
00:23:38	Oh, little baby.
00:23:40	[babbling]
00:23:41	How are you,
00:23:43	Hey, Dad, don't... don't...
00:23:46	Just talk to him
00:23:47	What are you talking about?
00:23:49	I want to talk to him
00:23:51	Bazooka! Bazooka!
00:23:52	[wailing]
00:23:55	(Bernie)
00:23:57	When Roz's dad died, I said:
00:23:59	"Hey, we're freezing our
00:24:02	You know, "Let's head south
00:24:04	and get some year-round fun
00:24:06	This house is
00:24:08	Dad. Dad,
00:24:10	I'm gonna tell Mom
00:24:11	Oh! The upstairs bathroom
00:24:13	So we're all gonna have to
00:24:15	Since there's a water scarcity
00:24:17	we kind of abide by the
00:24:20	if it's brown
00:24:25	Oops. Forgot my own rule.
00:24:29	[toilet flushing]
00:24:30	The RV has paid
00:24:33	##[music playing]
00:24:35	Forward and backward.
00:24:37	(Roz)
00:24:41	Let's get your
00:24:43	And now it's time
00:24:45	to get into the reverse
00:24:47	Guys, you have to
00:24:49	like so.
00:24:51	Everyone look at
00:24:52	Bingo. Bango. Bungo.
00:24:54	The man is loose, he's limber
00:24:57	So, climb aboard, girls,
00:24:59	and let me hear
00:25:01	Ooh!
00:25:02	Whoa! Yes!
00:25:03	This position is terrific
00:25:05	for anyone with osteoporosis,
00:25:08	Stay with me, kids.
00:25:11	Ah! Honey!
00:25:13	Oh! All right, guys.
00:25:14	We have to wrap it up.
00:25:16	Remember to take
00:25:18	And don't forget to stretch
00:25:21	We don't want anyone
00:25:24	Hello, my precious.
00:25:26	Oh, I love you so much.
00:25:27	I haven't seen
00:25:30	Honey, you feel thin.
00:25:31	You're not eating.
00:25:33	No. I'm fine. Mom, how do
00:25:36	Honey, they're leaving.
00:25:39	Okay. We agreed to be discreet
00:25:42	until you got to know
00:25:44	Don't worry. I'll be discreet.
00:25:46	And my office is all ready
00:25:48	Your office? No, no.
00:25:50	Your father thought they'd be
00:25:53	The upstairs plumbing...
00:25:55	Talk to me about
00:25:57	How are things
00:25:58	They're great.
00:25:59	Because, you know,
00:26:00	you have to work
00:26:02	Does she still
00:26:04	Mom.
00:26:05	You can't talk that way
00:26:07	Honey, I'm just saying
00:26:09	I didn't raise you
00:26:10	I know.
00:26:12	What?
00:26:15	Mom, Mom,
00:26:16	you got to get these people
00:26:18	Okay.
00:26:19	Wipe that
00:26:20	Okay.
00:26:23	You hunt deer, Bernard?
00:26:25	What? No, I hate that thing.
00:26:26	Roz's father gave it to us.
00:26:28	He was into all that
00:26:31	Oh! So is Greg.
00:26:32	He and I went
00:26:35	Duck-hunting?
00:26:36	Duck-hunting?
00:26:37	What? What?
00:26:38	Gay, you went duck-hunting
00:26:42	Um, yeah. We went, we did.
00:26:43	We went
00:26:45	You shot a duck?
00:26:46	I shot at a duck and...
00:26:49	You killed an
00:26:52	I don't... Did I...
00:26:53	I think
00:26:55	Never really checked.
00:27:25	Oh, Lord.
00:27:26	And now,
00:27:32	[gasping]
00:27:34	Little somethin'
00:27:36	Oh, I see. Oh.
00:27:39	Mom will be out in a sec.
00:27:42	It's you.
00:27:43	It's the Wall of Gaylord.
00:27:45	The Wall of Gaylord?
00:27:47	Isn't it nice to finally
00:27:50	Honey, look
00:27:52	That's great.
00:27:53	He's my champion.
00:27:54	Oh, I didn't know
00:27:55	they made ninth place
00:27:57	Oh, Jack, they got them
00:27:59	Hey! Anybody want to
00:28:02	This one looks impressive.
00:28:03	"Mazel tov, Gaylord M. Focker.
00:28:07	[chuckling]
00:28:09	Very nice.
00:28:10	We've always tried
00:28:11	to instill a sense of self
00:28:13	without being
00:28:15	It's not about
00:28:17	it's about passion.
00:28:19	We just want him
00:28:22	You know what I mean, Jack?
00:28:24	Not really, Bernard.
00:28:25	I think
00:28:27	is the essential key
00:28:28	the only remaining superpower
00:28:32	Well, whatever works.
00:28:34	(Roz)
00:28:36	Bye, Dr. Roz.
00:28:38	Oh, Thank you, BJ.
00:28:40	Ira, remember,
00:28:42	You're not 78 anymore.
00:28:43	(lra)
00:28:45	What... What kind of work
00:28:48	Those look like yoga mats.
00:28:51	It's yogaesque.
00:28:52	It's sort of, um,
00:28:54	a, um, a... a... a
00:28:55	Kind of mind-body...
00:28:57	It's kind of
00:28:58	Rozela! Sweetheart,
00:29:02	Hello! Hello! Hello!
00:29:04	How are you, baby girl?
00:29:06	Good, Roz.
00:29:07	God! Look at you,
00:29:09	Oh, thank you.
00:29:10	Hi, I'm Roz Focker
00:29:13	you must be Jack,
00:29:15	Hi.
00:29:17	l... I just can't believe
00:29:18	it's taken us
00:29:20	And who's
00:29:22	They brought their grandson
00:29:24	He's so adorable.
00:29:27	Bern, did you show them
00:29:30	Right, right, right.
00:29:32	I made up a nice spot for you
00:29:36	and it's very near
00:29:38	Oh, well, you know,
00:29:41	In the trailer?
00:29:42	Come on, Jack.
00:29:44	We sleep under the same roof.
00:29:45	Actually, Mom's office
00:29:47	So, that... that
00:29:49	It's just really easier
00:29:51	No, no. Really.
00:29:52	They wanna sleep
00:29:54	let them sleep
00:29:55	Mom, it's not actually...
00:29:57	It's kind of like...
00:30:00	This is practically a hotel.
00:30:03	I know, I know,
00:30:05	Wherever you feel
00:30:07	(Bernie)
00:30:09	Let it go? Fine.
00:30:10	Yeah, let it go.
00:30:11	Look at you, sulking.
00:30:13	Now, look at this.
00:30:15	At least you have the libido
00:30:18	I gave her
00:30:20	Oh! Don't you dare!
00:30:22	[chuckling]
00:30:24	[laughing]
00:30:25	(Bernie)
00:30:27	Lagoon? Why don't we go
00:30:30	The lagoon.
00:30:32	The lagoon, Jack. Come on.
00:30:33	We'll get drunk,
00:30:35	we'll take a piss
00:30:37	(Bernie)
00:30:39	Show them around.
00:30:48	Oh, God.
00:30:50	(Greg)
00:30:52	It's going good
00:30:53	Dad, you gotta take down
00:30:56	But I'm very proud
00:30:57	What's wrong with showing it?
00:30:59	It's ridiculous.
00:31:00	Most people aren't proud
00:31:02	Most people?
00:31:03	Since when do you care
00:31:05	I don't, but Jack
00:31:08	and competition and sports.
00:31:10	It's a whole other thing
00:31:12	Hey. Hey. You're a winner
00:31:15	And that's all that matters.
00:31:17	Okay. Thank you.
00:31:18	I don't know what that means,
00:31:21	(Jack)
00:31:22	I created a life-like
00:31:25	molded from his mother's
00:31:27	so this way LJ would avoid
00:31:30	You're avoiding confusion
00:31:34	Well, yes, believe it or not,
00:31:35	it is less confusing
00:31:37	Mom.
00:31:39	...of the breast itself.
00:31:41	Uh, I guess it's very,
00:31:45	It's very creative.
00:31:46	##[Bernie humming]
00:31:48	A little birdie told me
00:31:52	is a Tom Collins man.
00:31:54	[all laughing]
00:31:56	Oh, for pity's sake.
00:31:57	Isn't that nice, Jack?
00:31:59	That is nice. Thank you.
00:32:00	(Bernie)
00:32:06	Now,
00:32:09	'73, honey.
00:32:10	You're right. '73.
00:32:11	So, unfortunately,
00:32:14	but had I been able to,
00:32:15	I really
00:32:18	as sensitive
00:32:21	and as beautiful
00:32:22	as this young lady
00:32:26	Thank you, Bernie.
00:32:27	And if I might add...
00:32:28	Greg.
00:32:30	Yeah.
00:32:31	I thought you had a sister?
00:32:33	Nope. No sister.
00:32:36	You said you had a sister.
00:32:37	You said
00:32:44	(Bernie)
00:32:48	it's taken far too long
00:32:51	but we're finally
00:32:54	(Roz)
00:32:56	Oh, thank you.
00:32:59	All right, that's enough.
00:33:00	L'chaim, everyone.
00:33:02	(all)
00:33:03	L'ha-ha.
00:33:05	Like you have popcorn
00:33:08	Okay. To family.
00:33:10	[all laughing]
00:33:12	To family.
00:33:13	Oh! I forgot.
00:33:14	I want to say one more
00:33:16	(Roz)
00:33:17	Honey,
00:33:20	I went overboard?
00:33:21	(Roz)
00:33:22	You're so cute,
00:33:25	(Bernie)
00:33:27	[whispering]
00:33:29	Mmm. You're just trying to
00:33:32	(Bernie)
00:33:33	[clearing throat]
00:33:35	This is
00:33:36	What I did,
00:33:39	It's from our trees here.
00:33:41	He was squeezing
00:33:43	Yeah. And, Jack,
00:33:44	I managed to make some
00:33:46	[both laughing]
00:33:48	[gasping]
00:33:50	(Bernie)
00:33:51	Honey, you okay?
00:33:54	[frogs croaking]
00:34:00	Well, I think
00:34:01	that Roz and Bernie seem like
00:34:04	Oh! Very nice people.
00:34:07	A little off-color,
00:34:09	Oh! But isn't it
00:34:11	After all this buildup,
00:34:12	the kids
00:34:14	I feel so happy.
00:34:15	Wait a second.
00:34:17	Little Jack,
00:34:20	[farts]
00:34:23	Nope,
00:34:25	What were you saying, honey?
00:34:26	Nothing, dear.
00:34:29	Guys, where are you going?
00:34:32	We're checking out
00:34:35	Yeah.
00:34:36	Can I talk to you
00:34:39	Hey, listen,
00:34:41	Moses is perfectly trained...
00:34:43	Dad, he humps
00:34:45	Honey,
00:34:46	I never cheated on you.
00:34:47	They're not listening to me.
00:34:52	So, what's up?
00:34:54	They seem to be
00:34:56	Yeah, they do. I know.
00:34:59	Yeah. That was okay.
00:35:00	What's going on?
00:35:03	I'm pregnant.
00:35:04	You're pregnant?
00:35:07	I'm two weeks late.
00:35:09	my boobs hurt,
00:35:11	You're gonna have a baby.
00:35:13	Oh, we're gonna
00:35:15	I'm pregnant.
00:35:17	I just... I...
00:35:19	[laughing]
00:35:21	Yeah.
00:35:24	Oh, shit!
00:35:27	You realize your father
00:35:31	No, no, no, no, no.
00:35:32	He's not gonna find out
00:35:35	No, no, no, no, no.
00:35:37	He lives to sniff out
00:35:39	We'll get
00:35:40	we'll get through tomorrow.
00:35:41	And... and... and we'll
00:35:44	Okay? We'll tell them all.
00:35:45	I just hate the idea
00:35:48	It's just one little secret.
00:35:50	Oh! Hi, neighbors.
00:35:52	Hello.
00:35:53	The Fockers, honey.
00:35:54	A la fancy-shmancy.
00:35:56	Welcome to the chateau.
00:35:57	No wonder they
00:36:00	Look at this place.
00:36:01	[Moses barking]
00:36:02	l... I don't think the dog
00:36:05	Don't worry. Moses is more
00:36:07	Jesus!
00:36:09	He's always dreamt of me
00:36:11	You don't know how upset
00:36:13	No, I do know.
00:36:14	(Bernie)
00:36:17	(Jack)
00:36:18	(Greg)
00:36:20	He said he
00:36:21	Dad!
00:36:22	Moses! Moses!
00:36:24	(Jack)
00:36:29	Mo!
00:36:32	(Bernie)
00:36:33	Dad!
00:36:34	[Moses whimpering]
00:36:35	(Greg)
00:36:36	Jinx, don't do it.
00:36:38	Jinxy, no.
00:36:39	Don't do it!
00:36:40	(all three)
00:36:41	[whimpering]
00:36:42	Jesus! Moses! Hold on.
00:36:49	Moses, hold on.
00:36:50	The cat can flush?
00:36:52	Oh, my God!
00:36:54	[Little Jack wailing]
00:36:56	Get out of the way!
00:36:57	(Jack)
00:36:59	I got to get my dog!
00:37:00	Forget your dog.
00:37:03	Moses!
00:37:04	[grunts]
00:37:06	[yelling]
00:37:07	[sobbing]
00:37:08	(Pam)
00:37:11	[screaming]
00:37:16	[wailing continues]
00:37:20	(Bernie)
00:37:23	He's fine.
00:37:24	So much for the protection
00:37:27	Oh, honey, he was trying
00:37:29	I mean, what if it was Jinxy
00:37:31	who got flushed
00:37:32	Mr. Jinx has had
00:37:35	He would have known
00:37:38	[purring]
00:37:40	[growling]
00:37:41	[clearing throat]
00:37:43	20-minute warning for dinner,
00:37:45	Sorry about
00:37:48	[whispering]
00:37:52	It's okay, Bernard.
00:37:53	[growling]
00:37:55	There's no way
00:37:57	I know.
00:37:59	So, what do you wanna do?
00:38:00	I'm not sure.
00:38:02	I thought we'd be married
00:38:04	Hey.
00:38:07	Why don't we move
00:38:09	What?
00:38:10	Then we'll tell your dad
00:38:11	you got pregnant
00:38:13	Oh, my God, yeah,
00:38:16	Yeah. It's perfect,
00:38:17	Okay. Good.
00:38:19	Okay.
00:38:21	##[humming]
00:38:23	Without further ado,
00:38:26	[all applauding]
00:38:27	Come on, dig in. Come on.
00:38:29	That is so impressive, Bernie.
00:38:32	Oh, sure.
00:38:34	I can't even fry an egg.
00:38:36	(Bernie)
00:38:37	I burn cornflakes.
00:38:38	I'm amazed
00:38:40	with such a high-powered
00:38:42	High-powered?
00:38:44	I wouldn't exactly call...
00:38:45	You kicked me.
00:38:47	I kick... kicked you
00:38:50	and you should tell people
00:38:53	a-a-and he has fought
00:38:55	some really big,
00:38:57	Truth is, Jack,
00:38:59	and became
00:39:02	Oh, believe me,
00:39:03	he won a trial or two
00:39:05	Oh!
00:39:06	A regular Clarence Darrow.
00:39:08	So Roz was
00:39:10	and you didn't have a job?
00:39:11	(Pam)
00:39:13	Honey, come on, you could say
00:39:16	Oh, he's... he's just kidding.
00:39:17	Of course, I'm... Yes.
00:39:19	Why don't we jump into
00:39:21	the big
00:39:23	Yes. Good.
00:39:24	I know we've been talking
00:39:27	[Bernie speaking in Spanish]
00:39:29	[woman speaking in Spanish]
00:39:31	Is that Isabel?
00:39:32	Oh, yeah. Our former
00:39:34	You know, she has
00:39:37	And... and I asked her
00:39:40	You didn't tell me
00:39:42	Gay had a monster crush
00:39:44	(Pam)
00:39:45	I didn't have
00:39:47	You didn't tell me
00:39:48	Yeah. Because it's not true.
00:39:49	Oh, not true? Then I didn't
00:39:52	when you were, what, 13?
00:39:53	(Roz)
00:39:55	(Bernie)
00:39:56	(lsabel)
00:39:57	Oh, there's my baby!
00:39:59	Hey!
00:40:02	[laughs]
00:40:03	[both exclaiming]
00:40:05	Good to see you.
00:40:07	Mmm. Good to see you.
00:40:08	l... I haven't
00:40:10	I know.
00:40:11	Mmm.
00:40:12	Wow! Yeah. Look at you.
00:40:15	I know.
00:40:16	Yeah. You look...
00:40:17	I had a boob job.
00:40:18	[cooing]
00:40:19	Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:21	Hey! This is, uh,
00:40:24	Mucho gusto.
00:40:25	Hi, Isabel.
00:40:26	Mucho gusto.
00:40:27	And this is Pam Byrnes,
00:40:30	Encantada.
00:40:32	Nice to meet you, too.
00:40:35	Not yet married,
00:40:39	And he is
00:40:41	[laughs]
00:40:43	See?
00:40:44	Oh, no. He's not a Focker.
00:40:45	Yeah, no.
00:40:46	And still you stayed
00:40:49	Good for you.
00:40:50	No, he's Pam's nephew.
00:40:52	He has no connection
00:40:54	[babbling]
00:40:56	[speaking in Spanish]
00:40:57	[babbling]
00:40:58	I love you, too.
00:41:00	Mama! Mama!
00:41:02	[all laughing]
00:41:04	Little Jack, no.
00:41:05	Those aren't for you.
00:41:07	[mooing]
00:41:10	[babbling]
00:41:11	Oh.
00:41:12	Mom.
00:41:14	I think I'll take
00:41:16	(Jack)
00:41:20	You're a very
00:41:23	He's very special,
00:41:25	[laughing]
00:41:27	I think so, too.
00:41:28	Oh, I could tell you
00:41:31	Really?
00:41:33	Oh, she's just
00:41:35	Nice to meet you all.
00:41:36	Nice to meet you.
00:41:38	So sweet. Oh! So sweet.
00:41:41	[clears throat]
00:41:43	Hey, do you guys
00:41:46	Mas vino por la mama, si.
00:41:49	Hey.
00:41:50	Hey, you did good, Greg.
00:41:53	She's very pretty,
00:41:55	Yeah, she's, uh,
00:41:57	Really great.
00:41:58	Can you believe
00:42:01	[speaking in Spanish]
00:42:03	So many wonderful memories
00:42:05	Yes. Yes, lot of wonderful,
00:42:08	kind of private memories.
00:42:11	So, you never told
00:42:16	Um, no, I don't think I did.
00:42:18	I don't, I think,
00:42:20	Not that I didn't
00:42:22	Yeah, and not that, l... I mean,
00:42:25	It was really, you know,
00:42:27	And you were so
00:42:29	helpful and... and...
00:42:30	Don't you worry, baby.
00:42:32	Your secret's safe with me.
00:42:33	Okay.
00:42:35	There's no secrets.
00:42:36	maybe if we keep it quiet
00:42:38	Because, yeah, I don't want
00:42:40	And then later, when it's
00:42:43	Okay, yeah, okay, good.
00:42:46	Good.
00:42:48	Oh, and fondue, fondue
00:42:51	Gay, you're just in time
00:42:53	how you lost
00:42:55	[door closing]
00:42:58	(Bernie)
00:43:01	You s-slept with Isabel?
00:43:03	We were relieved.
00:43:05	Why... why would you,
00:43:08	What's the problem?
00:43:09	It was, what, 15 years ago.
00:43:10	Honey, your father thought
00:43:12	that it'd be fun
00:43:13	about our first time.
00:43:14	Really? That sounds like fun.
00:43:17	That's fine.
00:43:19	Come on, tell us how
00:43:22	I really don't feel
00:43:23	discussing that
00:43:25	You know what? I suggest that
00:43:28	Thank you, Bernie.
00:43:29	[Little Jack wailing]
00:43:31	What?
00:43:32	Mom, didn't you just take
00:43:34	I'm monitoring him
00:43:36	multidirectional microphone
00:43:38	Oh, baby monitors.
00:43:41	Whatever happened
00:43:43	Bernie,
00:43:46	a lot of the freedoms
00:43:47	that we as Americans
00:43:52	He's right.
00:43:57	S-son, that is bullcrap
00:44:00	Jack, tell me one smart thing
00:44:02	and I'll give you
00:44:05	The CLIA?
00:44:06	The Central Lack
00:44:09	[Bernie and Roz laughing]
00:44:14	[Little Jack wailing]
00:44:18	I think that baby might need
00:44:20	on that knocker
00:44:23	[both laughing]
00:44:25	No, it's okay.
00:44:26	We're Ferberizing him.
00:44:27	You're what?
00:44:28	You let him cry it out.
00:44:31	On the other hand,
00:44:34	shows that a baby benefits
00:44:35	more from constant
00:44:38	Oh.
00:44:40	We use the Ferber Method.
00:44:41	We used the Focker Method.
00:44:43	We hugged and kissed
00:44:45	like there was no tomorrow.
00:44:47	We Fockerized him.
00:44:49	That's right.
00:44:50	Greggy practically slept
00:44:53	Oh, my God!
00:44:54	Oh, I don't think
00:44:55	Yes, it was.
00:44:57	No, it wasn't 10.
00:44:58	Nine-and-a-half, at least.
00:44:59	Mom, I don't think so.
00:45:01	I didn't sleep
00:45:03	(Roz)
00:45:04	I'm one step ahead of you.
00:45:06	No, no, no,
00:45:09	These are the curls
00:45:11	from his first trip
00:45:13	Nobody wants to see this.
00:45:14	Oh, and you kept
00:45:16	Look at his
00:45:18	isn't that sweet?
00:45:20	Uh-oh, somebody looks
00:45:24	Oh, that's Gay with the mohel.
00:45:25	The mohel?
00:45:26	(Roz)
00:45:30	See, that's Greg getting
00:45:32	We had the ceremony
00:45:35	but there was a cold snap
00:45:36	The heater conked out.
00:45:38	Mom.
00:45:39	No matter how hard he tried,
00:45:41	Greg's tiny little turtle
00:45:44	You know what?
00:45:46	Let's... Th-this is dinner.
00:45:47	Honey, half the people
00:45:50	Mom, control yourself.
00:45:52	Roz, he's right.
00:45:55	Okay, I'm sorry.
00:45:56	Make a long story short, Jack,
00:46:01	[giggling]
00:46:02	What's a semicirc?
00:46:03	I can't wait to hear this.
00:46:05	What? It's a cross between
00:46:08	A German Army helmet.
00:46:09	[all laughing]
00:46:13	But, honey... Oh!
00:46:15	You wanted to talk
00:46:20	Don't tell me you kept
00:46:22	Of course not,
00:46:25	All right, you know what?
00:46:28	Honey, stop.
00:46:30	No, I'm not having fun.
00:46:31	Why deny us our memories?
00:46:32	Because we're done!
00:46:33	[all screaming]
00:46:35	[sizzling]
00:46:41	Anyone in the mood
00:46:45	You told me
00:46:47	was with the Danish
00:46:49	Yeah, well, you weren't
00:46:51	about your engagement
00:46:52	Yeah, well,
00:46:54	Okay, I should have
00:46:56	Can we just let
00:46:58	We both got
00:47:06	Oh, hi, Jack.
00:47:07	Hello, Greg.
00:47:08	[sighs]
00:47:09	Funny dinner, huh?
00:47:11	How do you mean?
00:47:13	I know that you are
00:47:15	So, I just, I don't want
00:47:18	I mean, they're
00:47:20	but they-they're
00:47:22	and... and I think
00:47:24	Greg, I am sure tomorrow
00:47:27	(Bernie)
00:47:28	I thought you
00:47:30	Are you sure
00:47:31	any whipped cream
00:47:33	[Roz screaming]
00:47:34	(Roz)
00:47:35	Who's Bern?
00:47:38	Oh, no, come on,
00:47:39	Can't you be
00:47:41	It's illogical.
00:47:44	Well, improvise, honey.
00:47:45	Good evening, miss.
00:47:46	I'm here to clean
00:47:48	[Bernie and Roz laughing]
00:47:50	Do you mind if I put some
00:47:53	I don't mind at all.
00:47:54	Good night, Greg.
00:47:55	Okay, sleep well, Jack.
00:47:56	(Roz)
00:47:59	It's time to put some snow
00:48:01	Come on, I'm gonna get
00:48:03	on those Tetons.
00:48:04	[Bernie and Roz laughing]
00:48:06	Guys!
00:48:07	(Roz)
00:48:09	(Bernie)
00:48:11	Cowboy hat is off the door!
00:48:13	No cowboy hat this weekend!
00:48:14	I'm coming in!
00:48:15	Just stop doing
00:48:18	Oh!
00:48:19	Come on, man, you know
00:48:21	what that cowboy hat
00:48:23	Will you please
00:48:25	What?
00:48:27	Mom, mom, please...
00:48:28	I think he's saying
00:48:30	Yes, be yourselves
00:48:31	but be yourself in a way
00:48:32	that's a little less than
00:48:35	(Roz)
00:48:36	I mean, why you're so
00:48:38	You've been kissing his ass
00:48:40	Mom, I'm not afraid
00:48:42	It's not true.
00:48:43	(Bernie)
00:48:45	Our people
00:48:46	Just make Jack feel a little
00:48:49	So you don't want us
00:48:51	No, I just don't want you
00:48:53	and... and... and reveal
00:48:55	and play weird sex games
00:48:58	Mom... Mom, please.
00:48:59	If you ask me,
00:49:01	if your future in-laws
00:49:03	Do me a favor.
00:49:04	Just don't therapize
00:49:06	All I'm saying is,
00:49:08	a few minutes
00:49:09	with him and Dina,
00:49:10	she could get him
00:49:12	Right, okay, yeah,
00:49:15	One day, just give me
00:49:17	without any complications.
00:49:18	We get through it,
00:49:20	we go on with our lives.
00:49:22	All right.
00:49:23	Thank you, okay.
00:49:25	Hon, put the hat
00:49:27	No mom.
00:49:30	(Bernie)
00:49:32	[Bernie hooting]
00:49:33	All aboard.
00:49:35	[Bernie laughing]
00:49:46	Morning, partner.
00:49:50	Morning.
00:49:52	Sleep okay?
00:49:54	I slept all right,
00:50:02	It's nice, all of us
00:50:04	don't you think?
00:50:07	Bernard, do you mind
00:50:10	Almost done.
00:50:19	Bernie,
00:50:21	What's in it?
00:50:22	Well, a lot of the taste comes
00:50:24	I've never washed it.
00:50:25	Hey, guys,
00:50:27	can I have everybody's
00:50:29	Gay, be back in a second.
00:50:31	Okay, Dad. All right.
00:50:34	Uh, so...
00:50:36	Mom, I know we've been...
00:50:38	having the, uh,
00:50:40	but Pam and I
00:50:42	and playing around
00:50:44	and, uh, we're thinking
00:50:46	Nice.
00:50:47	This June?
00:50:48	Yeah.
00:50:49	That's... that's in a month.
00:50:52	I always wanted
00:50:54	Well, that's great,
00:50:56	Good idea.
00:50:57	Wait, what party?
00:50:58	Jack!
00:51:00	Let's play football!
00:51:01	Oh, your father
00:51:03	a little
00:51:04	for you two lovebirds.
00:51:06	Look at that.
00:51:08	(Pam)
00:51:11	I thought we were just having
00:51:13	It was supposed
00:51:15	The phone keeps ringing,
00:51:17	Yeah, now,
00:51:19	When were you going to tell us
00:51:22	50 Fockers.
00:51:26	Dad, what are you doing?
00:51:28	I'm trying to cement
00:51:30	Jack said
00:51:32	Let's show El Stiffo
00:51:34	Footy ball?
00:51:35	Come on, come on,
00:51:37	I'm feeling a little tired.
00:51:38	I think I'll sit it out
00:51:40	Honey, you want me to
00:51:42	No, Dina, come on,
00:51:44	you and I will take on
00:51:45	Come on, Jack, it'll be fun,
00:51:48	Don't worry, you'll get her
00:51:51	[all laughing]
00:51:52	Fine, we'll play
00:51:54	But someone needs to be
00:51:56	Gay goes both ways.
00:51:57	I'll bet he does.
00:51:59	[cooing]
00:52:00	One, two. Hut.
00:52:06	[all chattering]
00:52:24	Come on.
00:52:25	I'll run a down-and-in,
00:52:28	then you'll hit Roz
00:52:30	What do you mean?
00:52:32	I'll throw you the ball,
00:52:35	You want me to catch?
00:52:37	On two. Ready?
00:52:38	Yes.
00:52:39	Hut one, hut two, hike!
00:52:41	[screams]
00:52:43	Come on, this way!
00:52:45	That way, that way,
00:52:49	[Roz screams]
00:52:50	[laughs]
00:52:52	You remember
00:52:54	You remember that time
00:52:56	Guys, come on, come on,
00:52:58	I'm so proud of you.
00:52:59	I caught the ball.
00:53:00	(Greg)
00:53:02	I caught the ball!
00:53:03	Come on, huddle up.
00:53:04	No, I'm bored. Here!
00:53:07	Dina, come on, let's go.
00:53:08	You want a spritzer?
00:53:09	What? Oh, a spritzer.
00:53:11	That sounds yummy.
00:53:12	All right, come on.
00:53:14	He's beating you
00:53:16	You want me to
00:53:17	No. What? Have I ever said
00:53:20	I got it.
00:53:22	I won't disappoint you.
00:53:24	Okay, let's try again,
00:53:27	Fake the short pass,
00:53:28	in the end zone
00:53:30	Okay, got that.
00:53:31	Yeah, we keep
00:53:32	You want to mix
00:53:33	No, I don't. I've exposed
00:53:36	and I want to take advantage
00:53:37	Exposed his weakness.
00:53:40	Four.
00:53:53	Just you and me, Jack.
00:53:56	You think you can take me,
00:53:59	I'm pretty sure I can,
00:54:02	You're going down,
00:54:04	I'm going to
00:54:08	Sell the pump fake, Greg,
00:54:10	'cause that
00:54:18	[inaudible]
00:54:20	[inaudible]
00:54:22	Hut one, hut two,
00:54:53	[grunting]
00:54:54	Oh, my God!
00:54:57	[screaming]
00:54:59	Shit!
00:55:00	[chanting]
00:55:03	Hey, Jack, you okay?
00:55:05	I'm fine, Greg, thank you.
00:55:07	I see that kind of injury
00:55:09	I wish you'd let me
00:55:11	No, I'm, I'm fine.
00:55:13	I told you I'll have my doctor
00:55:17	Okay.
00:55:19	You know, it's amazing
00:55:22	It's almost like
00:55:26	Hmm.
00:55:27	Well, he definitely takes
00:55:32	How a man handles himself
00:55:34	says a lot
00:55:37	Know what I mean?
00:55:39	Okay.
00:55:44	Hey.
00:55:46	We got him, didn't we,
00:55:48	Was he impressed?
00:55:50	No, Dad, he wasn't.
00:55:52	You could've hurt him.
00:55:53	I just wanted it
00:55:55	but you wanted to win,
00:55:57	so, you know,
00:55:59	No, I asked you to play
00:56:00	I didn't ask you to turn it
00:56:03	I play too easy.
00:56:05	What are you really
00:56:07	I'm not asking
00:56:09	Just... just go down there
00:56:11	He thinks it
00:56:13	Sure. Okay.
00:56:15	Okay.
00:56:18	I can't win with this kid.
00:56:19	Honey...
00:56:21	It's okay.
00:56:22	Hi, baby.
00:56:24	So, how far along is Pam?
00:56:28	What?
00:56:29	Come on, honey, I knew it
00:56:31	Her boobs are bigger.
00:56:33	No wine at dinner,
00:56:36	She just found out yesterday.
00:56:38	[screams]
00:56:39	Honey.
00:56:41	My bubeleh's
00:56:43	My bubeleh's
00:56:45	Oh, my God.
00:56:46	Tell me, talk to me,
00:56:48	[shushing]
00:56:49	No.
00:56:51	No, not yet.
00:56:53	No, no, Mom,
00:56:54	Why not?
00:56:56	You know that.
00:56:57	You think Jack knows?
00:56:58	Are you kidding?
00:57:00	he still thinks his daughter
00:57:02	Yeah, I know,
00:57:04	That's why Pam
00:57:06	That is ridiculous.
00:57:08	You don't know him like I do.
00:57:10	My lips are sealed.
00:57:11	I am so excited
00:57:13	[laughing]
00:57:15	So happy for you two!
00:57:18	Did you plan this?
00:57:19	Uh, no,
00:57:21	How did it happen?
00:57:22	How?
00:57:23	It just happened.
00:57:26	I mean, I'm not going
00:57:28	Honey, I love details.
00:57:29	Sorry.
00:57:32	Well, you know, honey,
00:57:33	many unplanned
00:57:35	because the man
00:57:39	and the woman
00:57:41	on an unconscious
00:57:44	Hmm-mmm. Mom,
00:57:46	having this
00:57:47	No?
00:57:49	I've been saying it
00:57:50	All right.
00:57:51	Love you.
00:57:55	Uh, Jack!
00:57:56	What say you and me
00:57:58	I got a guy
00:57:59	I'm in far too much
00:58:02	Gee, I'm sorry,
00:58:03	but it'll be good
00:58:05	you know,
00:58:07	Yeah. Perfect. I can take
00:58:09	Little Jack is on
00:58:11	a very specific
00:58:12	I better stay here.
00:58:14	No, go. Greg can watch him.
00:58:16	Yeah, sure.
00:58:18	He has wonderful
00:58:20	Dad,
00:58:22	It's true. They don't call me
00:58:25	[all laughing]
00:58:26	(Roz)
00:58:28	Why would someone call you
00:58:34	They wouldn't.
00:59:01	Now, remember, Greg,
00:59:04	So unless it's an emergency,
00:59:06	under no circumstances
00:59:08	or coddle him in any way
00:59:10	Hmm-mmm. Okay.
00:59:11	He's learning to self-soothe,
00:59:13	that means no television,
00:59:15	and most of all,
00:59:16	no monkey business
00:59:18	Is that clear?
00:59:19	No monkey business.
00:59:20	Jack.
00:59:22	Shall we get
00:59:23	(Jack)
00:59:36	I love this, Roz.
00:59:37	This is a great find.
00:59:39	Oh, good,
00:59:40	so you can wear it even
00:59:43	Isn't that lovely?
00:59:45	Honey, are you all right?
00:59:47	You look a little flushed.
00:59:49	Oh, it's just the heat.
00:59:51	I'm fine.
00:59:53	Thank you, Roz.
00:59:55	Now, madame,
00:59:56	let's find something sexy
00:59:59	Look at this little number.
01:00:00	Whoa!
01:00:01	I think this will get
01:00:04	Jack would have a coronary.
01:00:06	I thought so.
01:00:07	Oh, Dina, talk to me.
01:00:11	What's really going on
01:00:13	He seems very uptight.
01:00:16	Jack's always been
01:00:18	His job was very stressful.
01:00:20	Being a florist is stressful?
01:00:22	There's more to it
01:00:24	Mmm-hmm.
01:00:25	If you don't mind me asking,
01:00:29	[laughs]
01:00:30	I can't tell you that.
01:00:32	What's the big deal?
01:00:34	Dina, I'm a sex therapist,
01:00:35	specializing in
01:00:38	I knew those
01:00:41	[both laughing]
01:00:42	We're not 25 any-anymore.
01:00:45	But you're not dead, either.
01:00:47	Lots of couples our age
01:00:48	lack intimacy
01:00:50	I didn't say
01:00:51	There are special occasions.
01:00:56	Well, on our anniversary.
01:00:57	Ay-ya-yay.
01:00:59	I beg your pardon.
01:01:00	Not good.
01:01:01	I think that I can help
01:01:04	How?
01:01:06	Well,
01:01:07	it all starts
01:01:10	how shall I say,
01:01:13	Yeah.
01:01:14	My, that tingles.
01:01:16	Every pleasure in the body
01:01:18	can be stimulated
01:01:20	[moaning]
01:01:21	I'd give it a shot
01:01:24	What's goin' on over here?
01:01:26	Nothing,
01:01:29	Roz.
01:01:30	[Little Jack wailing]
01:01:37	[sighs]
01:01:42	[Little Jack
01:01:59	Okay. Here's the deal, LJ.
01:02:01	I'm going to give you
01:02:03	But you have to promise
01:02:05	that you don't tell
01:02:07	(Greg)
01:02:09	[cooing]
01:02:12	Okay, I don't quite know
01:02:13	but I'm going to trust you.
01:02:16	All right. Here we go.
01:02:18	Okay. Okay.
01:02:23	A little huggie-wuggie
01:02:27	[yelping]
01:02:33	I know we aren't
01:02:35	but we won't tell
01:02:39	Oh, look, look, it's Elmo.
01:02:41	Do you like fishes?
01:02:43	You don't like fishes?
01:02:45	No. All right.
01:02:48	Okay.
01:02:51	[sighing]
01:02:52	[doll squeaking]
01:02:56	[squeaking continues]
01:02:57	[panting]
01:02:58	Hey, I got an idea.
01:03:00	Let's see what pre-approved
01:03:03	in his big basket of fun. Mmm?
01:03:06	Oh, look, look,
01:03:10	Abacuses aren't that much fun,
01:03:13	I don't know
01:03:15	Look at this! Look!
01:03:20	Hmm? Fun bolts.
01:03:23	Hey.
01:03:25	##[music playing]
01:03:27	A little birdie!
01:03:28	Look, he sings.
01:03:30	# And if that
01:03:33	# Then Greg is going to
01:03:37	# And if that
01:03:42	# Greg's gonna feel
01:03:48	Asshole.
01:03:51	No, no, no, you don't want
01:03:53	We don't want to say that.
01:03:55	Asshole.
01:03:57	No, no, no.
01:03:59	##[music playing]
01:04:02	I thought this
01:04:03	Oh, this is better.
01:04:04	That's Isabel's son, Jorge.
01:04:06	15 years old,
01:04:08	Hey, Bernie.
01:04:10	[speaking in Spanish]
01:04:11	Yo! Georgie boy!
01:04:13	So, I think you got a tear
01:04:16	15, huh?
01:04:18	Genius.
01:04:19	[lsabel speaking in Spanish]
01:04:21	Jorge, what did I tell you?
01:04:23	No more tinkering
01:04:24	until you finish
01:04:26	Oh.
01:04:27	Uh, I was going to finish it
01:04:29	but, uh, Mr. Gerson
01:04:33	He said definitely don't do it
01:04:35	until his rickets
01:04:37	And, you know,
01:04:39	Who knows if he's ever
01:04:42	(lsabel)
01:04:45	I made chimichangas.
01:04:47	Have you ever known me
01:04:50	Jack, you in the mood, amigo?
01:04:52	No, thanks.
01:04:53	[birds chirping]
01:04:57	Why are you
01:04:58	l... l... I said...
01:05:00	Oh, no, no. You just look
01:05:04	No, no, no, no.
01:05:06	Tadpole. Tadpole.
01:05:08	Mad bull.
01:05:10	Asshole.
01:05:11	No, Jack's mole.
01:05:12	'Cause Jack has
01:05:14	Is your father the mechanic?
01:05:16	Oh, l... I don't know,
01:05:18	Never met your dad, huh?
01:05:19	Oh, that's unfortunate.
01:05:21	But very interesting.
01:05:23	Mind if I take
01:05:25	You know,
01:05:27	Okay.
01:05:29	[clicking]
01:05:32	# Mr. Moose likes to say
01:05:35	# He doesn't like
01:05:38	Asshole.
01:05:39	[phone ringing]
01:05:40	Okay.
01:05:43	[sobbing]
01:05:46	[Litle Jack wailing]
01:05:47	Yeah.
01:05:49	Hi, It's me.
01:05:51	Horribly. He's crying
01:05:55	(Roz)
01:05:58	Honey, you need to hold him,
01:06:00	do whatever it takes.
01:06:01	I've been hugging him
01:06:02	feeding him chocolates, too.
01:06:05	[TVplaying]
01:06:13	All animals have babies...
01:06:17	[chuckling]
01:06:20	Say hello to my
01:06:25	You know,
01:06:27	So put a dab of rum
01:06:29	And it'll ease the pain,
01:06:31	You want me to
01:06:33	I'm talking,
01:06:34	(Roz)
01:06:36	to a screaming baby.
01:06:42	[giggling]
01:06:46	Listen to your mother.
01:06:49	All right, Mom.
01:06:58	Hey, Little Jack,
01:07:03	Little Jack?
01:07:06	Mr. Moose is looking for you.
01:07:08	Oh, shit!
01:07:11	LJ!
01:07:14	[Jinx meowing]
01:07:18	(Greg)
01:07:23	Does that Jorge resemble
01:07:26	No one I know.
01:07:27	Hmm.
01:07:37	There's something
01:07:40	[panting]
01:07:41	Focker!
01:07:44	Okay. I know this looks bad,
01:07:46	What the hell happened?
01:07:48	No.
01:07:50	No monkey business?
01:07:51	You're wearing my breast,
01:07:54	Moses is sodomizing Jinx,
01:07:55	and you're telling me
01:07:57	What is going on here?
01:07:59	Hello! We're home!
01:08:01	(Jack)
01:08:02	What's happened
01:08:04	His hands are stuck
01:08:06	Thank you, Dad.
01:08:08	Greg, how did this happen?
01:08:09	And why are you
01:08:11	It's very complicated.
01:08:13	It's just a little glue.
01:08:15	He's not fine.
01:08:17	All right. That's all right.
01:08:19	Little Jack, honey,
01:08:22	Greg...
01:08:23	(Jack)
01:08:24	(Pam)
01:08:26	Honey, I said a thimble,
01:08:33	Oh, Greg.
01:08:34	Hey.
01:08:36	[whispering]
01:08:38	[whispering]
01:08:40	Yeah.
01:08:41	Dad, come on.
01:08:50	(Roz)
01:08:53	I don't care if they
01:08:55	You are completely unfit
01:08:57	It was Barry Poppins.
01:08:58	What kind of sick cocktail
01:09:00	Jack, the baby's teething.
01:09:02	I told Greg to give him
01:09:04	It was your idea?
01:09:05	What is wrong
01:09:07	I used to rub bourbon
01:09:10	Yeah! Look what
01:09:11	Greg, you couldn't follow
01:09:14	Jack, he was screaming.
01:09:15	So I went in and gave him
01:09:17	He's learning to self-soothe.
01:09:18	These setbacks are disastrous
01:09:21	The child is adorable,
01:09:22	but you're not raising
01:09:24	Mom.
01:09:26	I'm saying that
01:09:28	at least 15 boogers
01:09:30	and I've got news for you,
01:09:31	prodigies don't eat
01:09:33	And I have news for you.
01:09:36	every time either.
01:09:37	Okay, Dad. That's my fiance.
01:09:39	I'm sorry.
01:09:40	celebrate mediocrity
01:09:42	Because we love our son?
01:09:45	Let's get down to it.
01:09:46	you're so concerned about
01:09:49	that it's the
01:09:51	who's crying out for a hug.
01:09:54	The Little Jack in me?
01:09:57	Jack, you have issues.
01:09:58	I'm trying to understand
01:10:01	with a rubber boob
01:10:02	Were you ever breastfed?
01:10:04	Mom, stop.
01:10:05	My guess is no.
01:10:07	Spare me
01:10:08	[all chattering]
01:10:10	Everybody! All right.
01:10:12	Everybody just stop, okay?
01:10:15	Jack, I am not going
01:10:17	Little Jack wouldn't
01:10:20	and I let him watch TV.
01:10:21	I went to answer the phone,
01:10:24	he let himself out
01:10:26	and he glued his hands
01:10:32	That's it.
01:10:33	Oh. That's it
01:10:35	Greg just said, "That's it."
01:10:37	Daddy, would you mind...
01:10:38	Please, Daddy. He made
01:10:41	He's fine, Greg.
01:10:44	[Little Jack mumbling]
01:10:46	He spoke.
01:10:48	(Little Jack)
01:10:51	What?
01:10:53	Did he say what
01:10:54	I think he did.
01:10:57	Little Jack,
01:11:00	Asshole.
01:11:05	His first word?
01:11:11	It just slipped
01:11:14	He has a mind like a sponge.
01:11:15	That's enough.
01:11:16	I'm calling
01:11:18	Oh, it's a great idea, Jack.
01:11:19	Let's finally get
01:11:22	No, no, I mean with
01:11:24	I'd like to talk to
01:11:26	Of course, of course,
01:11:29	(Roz)
01:11:33	I'm not so sure
01:11:34	this wedding is
01:11:36	To say the least,
01:11:38	What?
01:11:39	Has Greg ever mentioned
01:11:42	I don't know
01:11:44	Because I think
01:11:46	a few skeletons in his closet
01:11:49	And skeletons don't like
01:11:51	Oh, my God,
01:11:53	you know,
01:11:56	Oh, really?
01:11:57	Do you know that?
01:11:59	Will you just...
01:12:00	I see. She knows that.
01:12:01	This wedding will happen.
01:12:02	And the sooner
01:12:04	the better it's going
01:12:06	I can't talk to you.
01:12:07	No.
01:12:10	And I'm not so sure Roz
01:12:14	Jack, you promised
01:12:17	And what you said
01:12:18	was really hurtful.
01:12:19	I think you should go up there
01:12:22	I'm not going to apologize
01:12:25	Jack.
01:12:30	A little birdie told me
01:12:32	that somebody's going to
01:12:35	Mom!
01:12:36	Sorry, honey,
01:12:37	How could I keep it a secret?
01:12:39	He's so excited
01:12:41	(Bernie)
01:12:42	[both laughing]
01:12:44	You don't have
01:12:47	Why?
01:12:48	I know he's mad,
01:12:50	but he's also
01:12:51	Come on, honey. How often do
01:12:53	We're having a toast.
01:12:55	Okay, fine,
01:12:56	We can't tell Jack
01:12:58	Why? We are honest people.
01:13:00	No! I can't stand
01:13:02	[shushing]
01:13:03	Be quiet.
01:13:04	Why should we diminish our joy
01:13:05	just because they live
01:13:07	[shushing]
01:13:08	Seriously.
01:13:12	I promised Pam, okay?
01:13:14	She thinks
01:13:17	I'm not gonna take a drink.
01:13:18	(Roz)
01:13:20	This is the 21st century!
01:13:22	there's no shame
01:13:23	This is
01:13:25	(Bernie)
01:13:27	Say that to him again.
01:13:29	(Roz)
01:13:30	This is
01:13:33	(Bernie)
01:13:35	and Mom wants
01:13:37	[gasps]
01:13:38	Jack Byrnes,
01:13:39	[groaning]
01:13:41	What did you do?
01:13:43	You okay there, Jacko?
01:13:45	What's the matter
01:13:46	[moaning]
01:13:48	I was, uh, coming to apologize
01:13:51	and my back went into spasm.
01:13:53	It's very tender from that
01:13:55	Yeah, I feel it.
01:13:56	My God, you're knotted
01:13:58	You must be
01:14:00	I don't mind pain.
01:14:02	Pain-shmain.
01:14:04	Come on,
01:14:06	Oh. That's a
01:14:08	Uh, no, thanks. I'll be fine.
01:14:10	My wife does
01:14:13	I don't think he needs it.
01:14:17	##[music playing]
01:14:19	Okay, handsome, shirt off.
01:14:22	I'd rather have it on,
01:14:23	Oh, no dice.
01:14:25	No, no, no.
01:14:26	Ah, lovely.
01:14:28	You know,
01:14:30	most back pain
01:14:32	We carry our
01:14:35	right here in our muscles.
01:14:38	I've been watching you, Jack.
01:14:41	Studying your body language.
01:14:43	And you're a very sensual man.
01:14:46	But I'm not sure
01:14:49	What are you doing?
01:14:50	(Roz)
01:14:53	It's a Lomi-Lomi massage
01:14:55	named after the gentle waves
01:14:59	The waves go in,
01:15:03	The waves go in.
01:15:05	[Jack grunts]
01:15:06	Whoops.
01:15:07	Hit some driftwood.
01:15:10	(Roz)
01:15:14	But lions can't be captives
01:15:17	They have to be free
01:15:19	free and wild.
01:15:21	Your wife is a hot,
01:15:23	and she's waiting for you
01:15:25	Let me hear you roar,
01:15:28	[Jack groaning]
01:15:29	Your body is talking to me.
01:15:30	It's hungry for action.
01:15:32	I can feel it.
01:15:33	Unleash the beast inside you.
01:15:35	Mom, stop it.
01:15:37	I am not hurting him.
01:15:40	Just don't... don't...
01:15:41	I don't think you
01:15:43	Jack, come back
01:15:46	It'll do you good.
01:15:47	What're you doing?
01:15:48	We were so close.
01:15:50	I was getting through to him.
01:15:51	The guy doesn't
01:15:53	Because he has
01:15:54	the emotional hide
01:15:55	Don't break him down.
01:15:57	I was trying to do you
01:15:59	You were riding him
01:16:01	[groaning]
01:16:13	[grunts]
01:16:27	[whirring]
01:16:29	[beeps]
01:16:49	(Jack)
01:16:52	[phone autodialing]
01:16:55	[computer beeping]
01:16:57	(Foxtrot One)
01:16:58	(Jack)
01:16:59	I need a full comparative
01:17:01	on
01:17:03	and one Jorge Villalobos.
01:17:05	Translation,
01:17:08	It might take
01:17:09	No good, Foxtrot One,
01:17:12	I'll secure the
01:17:14	at Harry Focker's
01:17:16	2100 hours tonight.
01:17:18	You got it, Santa.
01:17:21	[phone rings]
01:17:23	Yello?
01:17:24	Bernie, this is Jack Byrnes.
01:17:26	Hey, Jack.
01:17:28	I'm in my RV.
01:17:29	Would you have Greg
01:17:31	You're in your trailer?
01:17:32	Thank you, goodbye.
01:17:33	But...
01:17:36	Hey, Gaylord!
01:17:38	(Bernie)
01:17:40	in his trailer
01:17:43	And I have to
01:17:45	El Stiffo was really
01:17:47	Greg, wait, okay?
01:17:49	Listen, no matter
01:17:51	you have to promise me
01:17:53	because I'm not
01:17:55	Hey, honey.
01:17:56	Honey.
01:17:57	Let him probe,
01:17:59	'cause he's probing
01:18:03	(Roz)
01:18:04	you would like
01:18:07	Oh, Jack, wine and candles?
01:18:09	Gosh, it's not
01:18:11	Come here, hot stuff.
01:18:14	[moaning]
01:18:20	[door closing]
01:18:21	(Greg)
01:18:22	(Jack)
01:18:28	[bed whirring]
01:18:31	Down here, Greg.
01:18:36	Wow.
01:18:37	Have a seat.
01:18:40	Watch the panel.
01:18:43	This is incredible.
01:18:56	So this is like your, uh,
01:19:00	for all your spy activities?
01:19:03	Mainly a secure space for me
01:19:06	and reflect on my thoughts.
01:19:07	Mmm.
01:19:10	Greg.
01:19:12	You'll recall,
01:19:14	we had a discussion earlier
01:19:16	about family, legacies,
01:19:19	Oh, yeah, of course I recall.
01:19:22	I'm going to
01:19:26	Is there anything
01:19:27	regarding things
01:19:30	Unplanned things?
01:19:33	Things involving
01:19:40	No.
01:19:50	Well, if he's not going
01:20:03	[phone autodialing]
01:20:07	(Jorge)
01:20:08	Hello, Jorge?
01:20:10	It's Jack Byrnes,
01:20:11	Oh, yeah.
01:20:13	You came to
01:20:14	You had that
01:20:16	Yeah, that's right.
01:20:17	Listen, do you have
01:20:19	Uh, no.
01:20:21	Good, 'cause I'd like to
01:20:32	# You could feel
01:20:34	# Dance #
01:20:36	# And you could feel
01:20:39	# Fall #
01:20:40	# 'Cause it would
01:20:42	Hey.
01:20:44	Having a good time?
01:20:45	Uh, no, not really.
01:20:46	No?
01:20:47	Hey, listen, sweetie, did you
01:20:50	Because she keeps touching
01:20:52	and
01:20:54	Yeah. No, I didn't tell her.
01:20:56	She what?
01:20:57	Yeah, and then
01:20:59	Oh, my God.
01:21:01	Stop it, Bernie.
01:21:03	It's not funny.
01:21:05	(Pam)
01:21:06	What?
01:21:07	Yeah.
01:21:08	What?
01:21:09	Your dad
01:21:11	She knows my dad.
01:21:13	No, no.
01:21:14	Greg. Hi.
01:21:16	Hi. Honey, would you take this
01:21:19	It's a wine spritzer.
01:21:20	That's all she drinks now.
01:21:23	You boys have fun.
01:21:27	[sighs]
01:21:29	Nice.
01:21:31	Isn't it?
01:21:33	It's got a nice festive vibe.
01:21:36	You met some of the, uh,
01:21:38	I met some. Yes.
01:21:42	Dom.
01:21:43	Yeah, Dom Focker.
01:21:44	That's my dad's, uh,
01:21:46	Did you meet his kids,
01:21:49	I've met Randy and Horny.
01:21:52	Come on.
01:21:54	Come on.
01:21:57	Oh, there he is.
01:21:59	Glad you could
01:22:01	Oh, hey,
01:22:05	Greg,
01:22:08	Hey.
01:22:09	Hey, how you doing?
01:22:10	Isabel's son.
01:22:12	Oh, I didn't realize
01:22:15	When did she get married?
01:22:17	She-she's not married.
01:22:18	Oh, he's never met
01:22:22	Oh.
01:22:23	I'm sorry.
01:22:25	That's, I mean,
01:22:26	Oh, no, no, it's... it's cool.
01:22:28	My mom said my dad
01:22:31	to deal with a kid,
01:22:34	So how do you
01:22:36	Oh, this young man
01:22:39	And he's only 15 years old.
01:22:42	Really? You're 15?
01:22:43	Yeah.
01:22:45	He's a handsome kid, huh?
01:22:47	Yeah.
01:22:48	Almost like a young,
01:22:54	Well,
01:22:56	I'll leave
01:22:58	You probably have
01:23:07	Well, hmm.
01:23:11	So you're 15.
01:23:36	Come on, let's conga.
01:23:39	Did you order
01:23:41	Is it made with
01:23:43	They're Bermuda lemons, sir.
01:23:44	And I squeezed them myself.
01:23:49	Stay safe, Santa.
01:23:53	##[music playing]
01:23:56	[all cheering]
01:24:12	I mean,
01:24:14	don't you think?
01:24:16	The moon, the sea,
01:24:18	isn't it nice?
01:24:19	Hmm.
01:24:23	You look very handsome
01:24:25	Oh.
01:24:31	What are you
01:24:34	Nothing.
01:24:40	(man)
01:24:41	I have to go to the bathroom,
01:24:44	Okay.
01:24:46	##[conga drums beating]
01:24:54	Hello, Greg.
01:24:55	Hi, Jack.
01:25:00	Did you have
01:25:02	with your son?
01:25:03	Jack, I've never even met
01:25:07	Focker,
01:25:10	No, I haven't, Jack.
01:25:11	It's just another one
01:25:14	Greg.
01:25:15	You're still in
01:25:17	so I'm gonna give you
01:25:19	Are you ready to admit
01:25:21	that you've been hiding this
01:25:24	No, I haven't.
01:25:25	You're not hiding anything?
01:25:26	No, all right?
01:25:29	[sighs]
01:25:33	What are you holding?
01:25:36	Nothing.
01:25:37	Jack, I can see it
01:25:39	You got something
01:25:40	Don't worry about it, Greg.
01:25:42	Is that a needle?
01:25:43	Yes, it is.
01:25:46	You seem tense.
01:25:47	I was going to
01:25:50	You're joking, right?
01:25:51	No, I'm not.
01:25:54	Jack.
01:25:55	Is that tartar sauce
01:25:57	Tartar sauce?
01:25:58	[yells]
01:26:02	Why?
01:26:05	You've been injected
01:26:06	with a highly concentrated
01:26:08	Street name: Truth serum.
01:26:10	You won't recall this
01:26:12	and tonight,
01:26:14	my young friend,
01:26:15	you are going to be honest.
01:26:19	Keep the pressure on it.
01:26:21	Get down, Little Jack.
01:26:27	Oh.
01:26:29	Hey there, preggers.
01:26:30	Quiet.
01:26:31	How're you doin'?
01:26:32	Fine, where've you been?
01:26:33	I went to the bathroom to pee
01:26:37	my fiancee, who I've delayed
01:26:39	because I didn't want
01:26:42	[cooing]
01:26:43	What?
01:26:44	What?
01:26:46	What?
01:26:47	You don't like me?
01:26:49	I don't like your
01:26:51	Makes you look
01:26:53	Maybe I'll get you
01:26:55	a little pitchfork
01:26:56	so we can put you
01:26:58	I'm sorry that I can't make
01:27:01	and I can't make
01:27:03	that tell people
01:27:05	And guess what?
01:27:07	I can make
01:27:08	How's that for a sign?
01:27:10	[all clapping]
01:27:13	Uh-oh. Look, Bernie's gone up
01:27:15	Now, to say a few words,
01:27:18	one of the great
01:27:22	Gaylord Myron Focker.
01:27:24	[all cheering]
01:27:25	Come on,
01:27:27	Give it up to him.
01:27:28	[man hooting]
01:27:32	Bernie Focker!
01:27:35	I love the shirt, Dad.
01:27:38	Thank you. All right.
01:27:41	It's great to be here
01:27:44	as I am about to set sail
01:27:47	in my ship of life,
01:27:49	with my first mate,
01:27:52	the beautiful young
01:27:54	Hey, baby.
01:27:56	I love you, honey.
01:28:01	I still masturbate to Pam.
01:28:02	[all gasping]
01:28:03	Greg.
01:28:04	What? It's true.
01:28:05	Honey, what?
01:28:07	Look at her.
01:28:08	Look at those boobs. Man!
01:28:11	I just wanna...
01:28:12	I just wanna lather them up
01:28:16	I love it.
01:28:17	Man, I just wanna... just wanna
01:28:20	and just take
01:28:24	Honey.
01:28:25	Honey, what? I'm sorry.
01:28:27	Okay, excuse me
01:28:29	Hey, you know
01:28:31	That woman over there.
01:28:32	My future mother-in-law,
01:28:35	# Dina, Dina, fofina #
01:28:37	# Banana fana fofina #
01:28:39	# I love Di-Di-Dina #
01:28:41	# Byrnes ##
01:28:44	You know, they say
01:28:45	what a woman
01:28:47	when she gets older,
01:28:49	Well, I'm a lookin'
01:28:53	[Greg whooping]
01:28:54	Look at her! Sweetness!
01:28:56	[all mumbling]
01:28:57	Hmm-mmm.
01:28:58	Good genes,
01:29:02	Hey, hey, you.
01:29:04	Yeah, you.
01:29:06	Hold on.
01:29:07	Pam,
01:29:08	about... about this little
01:29:11	In my first really passionate
01:29:15	I did,
01:29:17	to our beautiful housekeeper,
01:29:20	Greg, honey,
01:29:21	So why don't
01:29:23	No, no, honey,
01:29:25	Sit.
01:29:29	We conceived a child.
01:29:30	[all gasping]
01:29:33	And his name is
01:29:35	Come up here, Jorge.
01:29:38	Let's lift
01:29:40	The fruit of my loins
01:29:43	Everybody take a look.
01:29:46	He's mine.
01:29:48	Search your feelings, Jorge.
01:29:50	You know it to be true.
01:29:53	[speaking in Spanish]
01:30:00	[sighing]
01:30:01	It's okay.
01:30:02	I know.
01:30:04	You let it settle.
01:30:05	Who'd have thunk it, huh?
01:30:06	Come on,
01:30:08	[all applauding]
01:30:10	Oh, and, uh, Jack?
01:30:13	Pam's pregnant.
01:30:14	[gasping]
01:30:15	[all chattering]
01:30:17	Focker out.
01:30:19	[thudding]
01:30:20	[all exclaiming]
01:30:53	Hey.
01:30:54	(Pam)
01:30:55	What happened last night?
01:30:58	Well, you got drunk
01:31:01	You revealed you have
01:31:02	a 15-year-old son
01:31:04	And, oh, apparently
01:31:07	Oh, my God.
01:31:09	l... I...
01:31:10	You mean,
01:31:13	I think she's attractive.
01:31:14	No, that you have a son
01:31:18	I... Honey, if it is,
01:31:20	I never heard about it
01:31:22	Isabel never
01:31:25	[sighs]
01:31:26	I don't even
01:31:29	You're telling me the truth,
01:31:31	Of course, I am.
01:31:33	I love you.
01:31:34	I would never lie to you
01:31:41	I love you, too.
01:31:43	And if Jorge
01:31:46	then we will make it work.
01:31:49	Okay.
01:31:50	I...
01:31:54	Hey, how did your dad react
01:31:57	Well,
01:31:59	just as you'd expect.
01:32:01	He slept in the RV.
01:32:03	He hasn't spoken
01:32:05	[RV horn honking]
01:32:08	(Jack)
01:32:10	Get in the RV right now.
01:32:12	Bernard, get out
01:32:14	or I will run you over.
01:32:16	I'm not moving, Jack.
01:32:17	There's a non-violent way
01:32:19	What's going on?
01:32:20	Well, your father
01:32:21	and Bernie is staging
01:32:23	Dad, come on, get up.
01:32:24	This is ridiculous.
01:32:25	You weren't around
01:32:27	This is how
01:32:29	(Jack)
01:32:33	Jack Byrnes, out of the RV.
01:32:35	You are acting
01:32:42	Yes, there you go.
01:32:44	Jacko!
01:32:46	Man, we're gonna
01:32:47	Come on,
01:32:49	How could you not see it?
01:32:51	Greg is completely unfit
01:32:53	He's neglected his own son
01:32:55	Hey, Jack, I didn't even know
01:32:57	That's right.
01:32:58	Who knows what to believe
01:33:00	You're dishonest
01:33:01	You're so much better, Jack?
01:33:04	what you did last night
01:33:06	Muskrat, Dina.
01:33:07	Oh, stuff
01:33:10	He shot Greg with truth serum
01:33:13	What?
01:33:14	Yeah,
01:33:16	Here we go again, Dad.
01:33:17	He did the same thing
01:33:20	Wait a minute.
01:33:22	You stuck a needle in my neck.
01:33:23	You drugged my son?
01:33:25	I had no choice.
01:33:28	Because he's terrified,
01:33:29	and he thinks
01:33:31	He's had us
01:33:33	but in my opinion,
01:33:34	Jack, I think it's you
01:33:35	who should be
01:33:37	Jack.
01:33:38	You've insulted me,
01:33:40	our entire way of life.
01:33:42	I've sat back and taken it.
01:33:44	you've crossed the line, sir.
01:33:46	And I'm gonna have
01:33:48	Dad, dad, wait a second.
01:33:50	I'm gonna teach this florist
01:33:53	Just calm down.
01:33:54	Just give me
01:33:55	(Roz)
01:33:57	We can talk this through.
01:33:59	It's too late for words,
01:34:01	Dad, Dad, no, no,
01:34:02	please,
01:34:03	This is Capoeira, man.
01:34:05	This is hardcore shit.
01:34:06	Bernard, if you continue,
01:34:08	you will force
01:34:10	And once I begin
01:34:11	it can only end
01:34:13	Bring it, dog. Come on.
01:34:16	He's taunting me.
01:34:17	Dad.
01:34:18	(Pam)
01:34:19	What, Bernie,
01:34:22	(Pam)
01:34:23	What?
01:34:25	Now look what you did.
01:34:27	It's your fault.
01:34:29	He's bleeding.
01:34:30	That's it. Pam, Dina,
01:34:32	I'm calling
01:34:33	Come on.
01:34:35	No, Dad, this is the family.
01:34:36	All right? In a few weeks,
01:34:38	I'm gonna be Pamela Focker.
01:34:40	Or Byrnes-Focker.
01:34:41	We haven't
01:34:42	No, no, no, I'm gonna be
01:34:45	I know how that sounds,
01:34:46	but... but that's
01:34:48	Pamcake, you're upset.
01:34:50	you're thinking
01:34:51	I'm trying, Dad.
01:34:52	It's you who
01:34:54	These two kids
01:34:56	We've been kvelling about
01:35:00	You knew she was pregnant?
01:35:02	We all did, Jack.
01:35:05	Daddy, I was gonna tell you
01:35:10	This is the reason I created
01:35:13	so we could
01:35:16	The circle isn't gonna work
01:35:17	if you don't trust
01:35:26	(Pam)
01:35:27	Jack, don't.
01:35:29	No, Dad.
01:35:31	(Dina)
01:35:32	Daddy, please.
01:35:34	Jack. Come on.
01:35:36	[engine starting]
01:35:38	[all chattering]
01:35:41	Daddy, come back, please.
01:35:48	[sighs]
01:35:49	This is nicht gut.
01:35:57	[car phone ringing]
01:36:07	(Roz)
01:36:08	There's no answer.
01:36:10	Well, let's give him
01:36:11	Maybe he's learning
01:36:13	Roz.
01:36:14	This is crazy. I'm going.
01:36:16	I'm coming with you, Son.
01:36:17	No, Dad, I can do it myself.
01:36:18	We gotta make up time.
01:36:20	like the back
01:36:23	Come on, let's put
01:36:27	(Greg)
01:36:29	It will lead us
01:36:32	(Bernie)
01:36:36	It's either one or the other.
01:36:37	You don't know
01:36:39	You know,
01:36:40	This makes no sense at all.
01:36:42	Dad, it's a map of Detroit.
01:36:44	Oh, well, that explains it.
01:36:45	Dad.
01:36:47	(Bernie)
01:36:48	We gotta catch that dude.
01:36:50	[siren wailing]
01:36:53	Oh, shit.
01:36:54	Come on.
01:36:56	Dad, come on, it's a cop.
01:36:58	Listen carefully.
01:37:00	I know how to handle
01:37:02	No, don't... don't
01:37:03	Don't shush me,
01:37:05	I'm not shushing you.
01:37:06	You know how many tickets
01:37:08	Oh, wow.
01:37:09	Don't they have
01:37:11	(Greg)
01:37:13	Don't. don't, Dad, he said
01:37:16	Sir, I said to remain
01:37:20	I just wanna talk to you
01:37:22	Let's just talk
01:37:24	If you fail to comply,
01:37:26	You see, my son's future
01:37:27	thinks my Gay back there
01:37:29	I said shut it.
01:37:30	Shut it.
01:37:32	I know my civil rights now.
01:37:33	You know your rights? Huh?
01:37:35	Oh!
01:37:36	(Bernie)
01:37:37	Excuse me.
01:37:39	Sir, return to your vehicle.
01:37:40	I don't know
01:37:42	That's it.
01:37:43	On my belly?
01:37:44	You got a hearing problem?
01:37:45	No, I'm just trying to say...
01:37:47	Now we have two failures
01:37:50	Now, I need the two of you
01:37:52	to remain on the vehicle.
01:37:59	Okay, now here's my plan.
01:38:01	Plan?
01:38:03	Dad, no.
01:38:04	That was just a joke.
01:38:07	I'm sorry.
01:38:09	I was... I was just trying
01:38:12	I know, Dad.
01:38:13	You're always trying to help.
01:38:16	[car phone ringing]
01:38:21	Talk to me, Marty.
01:38:22	What's the intel
01:38:24	(Foxtrot One)
01:38:26	Are you kidding me?
01:38:28	I was sure I had that pegged.
01:38:30	I'm sending you
01:38:32	The dad was a minor-league
01:38:35	His name is Rusty Bridges.
01:38:39	We all make mistakes, Santa.
01:38:41	Foxtrot One out.
01:38:52	34 years spent reading
01:38:54	and I get it all wrong.
01:38:56	My own wife,
01:38:57	I don't even know
01:38:59	My daughter keeps
01:39:01	Sometimes I think
01:39:03	I can really talk to, LJ.
01:39:06	Asshole.
01:39:15	I know.
01:39:21	[tires screeching]
01:39:33	(policeman)
01:39:37	(Bernie)
01:39:38	Hey, Jack.
01:39:39	[both screaming]
01:39:41	(Bernie)
01:39:42	(Greg)
01:39:43	Jack.
01:39:44	Halt.
01:39:45	Jack.
01:39:47	Jack. Jack.
01:39:49	Weaver stance!
01:39:51	[groans]
01:39:52	[stun gun clicking]
01:39:54	Oh, my God. You shot my son.
01:39:56	Halt.
01:39:57	Your son has merely
01:39:59	by a less than lethal weapon.
01:40:01	[groaning]
01:40:03	Remain calm.
01:40:05	50,000 volts of electricity
01:40:07	into your skeletal
01:40:09	Your central nervous system
01:40:12	but you will regain
01:40:16	[groans]
01:40:19	(Jack)
01:40:21	why you're arresting
01:40:22	Oh, mercy, it just gets
01:40:26	That is none of your business,
01:40:29	Return to your camper.
01:40:30	At ease, son.
01:40:32	Jack Byrnes, CIA.
01:40:33	C-I what?
01:40:36	Says here you're retired.
01:40:37	What'll you show me next,
01:40:42	Now, you listen to me,
01:40:44	What's he doing?
01:40:45	Don't worry,
01:40:47	You have no right to...
01:40:48	Stand down, sir.
01:40:49	No, I will not stand down.
01:40:51	I will not stand down.
01:40:52	You will stand down
01:40:53	or you will be
01:40:55	in a retirement home
01:40:56	[stun gun clicking]
01:40:59	It's been almost an hour.
01:41:00	You think
01:41:02	Hmm. Sure, sweetheart.
01:41:03	If I know Bernie,
01:41:04	they're probably sitting in
01:41:07	eating chimichangas
01:41:10	[police siren wailing]
01:41:14	[police radio chattering]
01:41:19	(policeman)
01:41:21	He's got a rubber booby.
01:41:23	[men laughing]
01:41:36	(Greg)
01:41:37	What's going on?
01:41:40	It's done, we're out.
01:41:41	I thought you
01:41:43	We don't need it. I ran into
01:41:45	I took care of everything.
01:41:46	Yeah, right.
01:41:48	What're you saying, Jack?
01:41:50	I'm saying, if you had kept
01:41:52	in the first place
01:41:54	I'm a lawyer, Jack.
01:41:55	I'm trying to get us
01:41:57	What'd you do,
01:41:59	At least I'm comfortable
01:42:01	to cook for my family.
01:42:02	When's the last time
01:42:05	When is the last time
01:42:07	Now you're out
01:42:08	(Bernie)
01:42:10	No, you hurt
01:42:12	and there's no reason
01:42:14	Would you guys stop?
01:42:16	Well, this isn't about you,
01:42:18	It's not about either of you.
01:42:20	It's about me and Pam.
01:42:21	We're getting married.
01:42:23	We're starting
01:42:25	And guess what?
01:42:28	Oh, you can't start
01:42:31	You don't have a patent
01:42:33	By the way, you're not even
01:42:35	That is untrue.
01:42:36	I say who's in or out
01:42:39	Well, I'm confused.
01:42:44	(Jack and Greg)
01:42:53	Look,
01:42:55	We-we're gonna have a baby.
01:42:57	I have a 15-year-old son.
01:42:59	You guys gotta put aside
01:43:01	and... and
01:43:05	Greg, Jorge is not your son.
01:43:07	What?
01:43:08	I had a comparative
01:43:11	And I made a mistake.
01:43:12	You made a mistake?
01:43:14	Yes, I did.
01:43:16	Truth serum, DNA matches.
01:43:18	Who the hell are you,
01:43:19	I'm not really a florist,
01:43:21	I was in the CIA
01:43:23	And I retired
01:43:26	Oh, sure.
01:43:29	# Bingo, bango, bongo ##
01:43:32	Bernie, what the heck are you
01:43:34	Ira.
01:43:35	Open up, let these guys out.
01:43:37	Judge, what exactly
01:43:40	He didn't have
01:43:42	Dr. Roz saved my marriage.
01:43:44	I'd do anything
01:43:46	You tell sugar-pants
01:43:47	I'll see her in class
01:43:49	Will do, Ira. Thanks.
01:43:52	Well, what can I say?
01:43:53	I'm married to
01:43:54	All right, gentlemen.
01:43:56	What?
01:43:57	Can you close the cell door?
01:43:59	(Jack)
01:44:01	We're not done talking yet.
01:44:04	What?
01:44:06	So, what do you think,
01:44:08	Can we work this out or not?
01:44:12	Okay.
01:44:14	Jack?
01:44:15	Uh...
01:44:17	[mumbling]
01:44:18	Good enough.
01:44:20	All right, then, uh,
01:44:21	I think Pam
01:44:23	this weekend.
01:44:24	This weekend?
01:44:25	Oh, I'm not so sure
01:44:27	You wanna be in the circle
01:44:29	Okay,
01:44:30	Oh, Jack.
01:44:37	Hey, I think I can get
01:44:40	Oh, I don't think so.
01:44:41	But if it's all right
01:44:43	I already have
01:44:45	##[lf I Were A Carpenter
01:44:54	# If I were a carpenter #
01:44:57	# And you were a lady ##
01:45:00	Oh my God, Daddy.
01:45:02	(Jack)
01:45:05	he spent eight months
01:45:07	then he took
01:45:08	and got ordained
01:45:11	[sighs]
01:45:12	Jack told me you were okay
01:45:14	with me conducting
01:45:16	I hope that's true.
01:45:17	Yeah, yeah, no,
01:45:24	I mean, it is a little weird.
01:45:26	You listen to me
01:45:28	Pam and I didn't have
01:45:29	one-tenth
01:45:31	that you two obviously share.
01:45:33	I mean, I look at you both
01:45:35	I get it. Okay?
01:45:38	Okay, thank you, Kevin.
01:45:39	Thank you, Greg.
01:45:41	##[playing]
01:45:48	You're gonna be a great mom,
01:45:53	Thank you, Daddy.
01:46:19	And who gives this woman
01:46:22	I do.
01:46:35	Daddy.
01:46:40	Sorry, Greg.
01:46:42	She's all yours now.
01:46:52	That was sweet, honey.
01:46:53	Are you all right?
01:46:55	Shalom, everyone.
01:46:56	(all)
01:46:59	[speaking in Hebrew]
01:47:00	Which is Hebrew for
01:47:02	[all laughing]
01:47:04	(Kevin)
01:47:07	##[chanting]
01:47:24	(all)
01:47:34	Kevin.
01:47:36	Yeah, go ahead.
01:47:37	##[Crazy 'Bout My Baby
01:47:39	# Crazy about my baby #
01:47:41	# Crazy about my baby
01:47:43	[all cheering]
01:47:51	[speaking in Spanish]
01:47:54	Mmm. Mmm.
01:47:56	Well, hi.
01:47:57	Rosalind.
01:47:59	I just have to say
01:48:01	Oh.
01:48:02	When it comes to relationships
01:48:04	I'm starting to see
01:48:05	that you might actually know
01:48:08	[laughing]
01:48:10	I appreciate that, Jack.
01:48:11	Really, thank you.
01:48:12	I also was curious about
01:48:16	Mmm.
01:48:17	Is that
01:48:20	I thought you'd never ask.
01:48:23	I'm gonna give you
01:48:26	Come here.
01:48:30	Really?
01:48:32	Uh-huh.
01:48:37	And I do that for
01:48:40	Hey! There's my brother
01:48:45	Congratulations, Jacko.
01:48:48	Put that away, Bernard.
01:48:54	We're family now.
01:49:00	We're family.
01:49:02	Now, if you'll excuse me,
01:49:04	I have some
01:49:06	# I'm crazy about my baby #
01:49:09	# I'm crazy about my baby #
01:49:11	Go get her, tiger.
01:49:12	[growling]
01:49:15	We Fockerized him.
01:49:17	Sure did.
01:49:18	I'd like to Fockerize you.
01:49:20	# Crazy about you baby #
01:49:23	# Crazy about you baby #
01:49:25	# I know
01:49:28	[all cheering]
01:49:30	# Who's gonna take
01:49:33	# Who's gonna take my love? #
01:49:37	# Who's gonna take
01:49:39	# Who's gonna take my love? #
01:49:42	Sweetheart, do we have
01:49:45	Honey,
01:49:46	The bandleader
01:49:48	before
01:49:56	Jack, what are you doing?
01:49:58	Little trick
01:50:00	# Crazy about my baby #
01:50:01	# Crazy about my baby
01:50:04	# Crazy about my baby,
01:50:11	# Crazy about my baby,
01:50:24	[chuckling]
01:50:25	Now let's find out, LJ,
01:50:27	why the Ferber method
01:50:32	[tape rewinding]
01:50:34	[wailing]
01:50:35	(Roz)
01:50:37	Hi, Little Jack.
01:50:39	Oh, look what I brought you.
01:50:42	Oh, what did I bring?
01:50:46	For the baby.
01:50:49	Yummy, is that good?
01:50:50	I know you're
01:50:52	Grandpa Jack
01:50:54	But he's a little,
01:50:56	Don't tell him, okay?
01:50:57	You know what?
01:50:59	Later I'll bring
01:51:01	Chocolate cake.
01:51:04	But don't tell anyone, okay?
01:51:07	[giggling]
01:51:08	[tape rewinding]
01:51:10	You yell and scream
01:51:12	Make noise, that's what
01:51:14	I think we've got a
01:51:17	Oh, it figures,
01:51:18	I should've known
01:51:20	Always question authority.
01:51:22	You have to question
01:51:25	You know why?
01:51:27	Because he's full of...
01:51:29	[chanting]
01:51:30	Grandpa Jack is full of...
01:51:32	[giggling]
01:51:33	[sighs]
01:51:35	Grandpa Jack is full of...
01:51:40	[tape rewinding]
01:51:43	There he is.
01:51:45	How're you doing?
01:51:48	Can I interest you
01:51:50	Just kidding.
01:51:52	I'm, like, uh, officially
01:51:54	So I was thinking
01:51:55	maybe I should give you
01:51:58	You know, little hints
01:52:00	'cause you gotta learn
01:52:02	from your psycho Grandpa Jack.
01:52:04	He was really upset
01:52:05	when you crawled out
01:52:06	Which is why we
01:52:09	I was actually
01:52:11	smoking a little reefer.
01:52:13	[shushing]
01:52:15	Or that whole thing
01:52:19	There's no little Focker
01:52:21	Whole thing was just made up
01:52:23	so Jack would
01:52:25	You gotta do
01:52:28	That's cute, that little
01:52:31	What's that in its mouth?
01:52:32	It's got like a... a camera!
01:52:35	[gasps]
01:52:37	Busted.
01:52:41	Hi, Jack.
01:52:42	I knew you were there
01:52:44	doin' a little show for you.
01:52:46	You know I don't smoke pot
01:52:47	and Pam is pregnant.
01:52:49	You should've seen the look
01:52:51	Oh, so good.
01:52:52	Asshole.
01:52:55	[laughing]
01:52:57	Hey, look at me,
01:52:59	[grunting]
01:53:03	I am a frozen caveman.
01:53:05	Study me, Jack.
01:53:07	Learn how strange
01:53:10	We are weird mutants
01:53:13	We show emotion.
01:53:15	Jack must learn from us
01:53:17	and chip away
01:53:18	Ha, Focker.
01:53:20	Wooga booga.

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