Megamind

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00:00:38 Here's my day so far:
00:00:40 went to jail,
00:00:43 and got my butt kicked pretty good.
00:00:46 Still, things could be a lot worse.
00:00:50 Oh, that's right.
00:00:52 I'm falling to my death.
00:00:55 Guess they can't.
00:00:57 How'd it all come to this, you ask?
00:01:00 My end starts at the beginning.
00:01:02 The very beginning.
00:01:07 Yes, that's me.
00:01:10 I had a fairly standard childhood.
00:01:14 I came from, what you might call,
00:01:18 Literally broken.
00:01:20 I was eight days old
00:01:24 How sad is that?
00:01:26 Clearly it was time to move on.
00:01:28 Here is your minion.
00:01:31 And here is your binky.
00:01:33 You are destined for...
00:01:36 I didn't quite hear that last part,
00:01:40 - ...two, one.
00:01:44 I set out to find my destiny.
00:01:49 Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt
00:02:00 That was the day
00:02:06 ...and our glorious rivalry was born.
00:02:15 Could this be
00:02:18 A dream life filled with luxury.
00:02:22 Apparently not.
00:02:25 Even fate picks its favorites.
00:02:28 No big deal.
00:02:30 A much different fate awaited me.
00:02:41 A baby! How thoughtful.
00:02:44 Oh, yes.
00:02:48 Luckily I found
00:02:51 Can we keep it?
00:02:53 A place that taught me
00:02:57 ...and wrong.
00:02:59 Mr. Goody Two-Shoes,
00:03:01 had life handed to him
00:03:04 Our baby can fly.
00:03:05 Yes, yes, nothing
00:03:08 The power of flight,
00:03:13 But I had something far, far greater.
00:03:17 My amazing intellect...
00:03:19 ...and knack
00:03:28 After a few years, and with some
00:03:32 I was given an opportunity
00:03:36 ...at a strange place called shool.
00:03:40 It was there that I once again ran
00:03:44 He had already amassed a gigantic army
00:03:54 He bought their affections
00:03:56 and extravagant gifts of deliciousness.
00:04:01 So I, too, will make this popp-ed corn
00:04:06 Lights out.
00:04:25 That's when I learned
00:04:27 Good receives all the praise
00:04:30 while evil is
00:04:35 So fitting in wasn't
00:04:38 While they were learning
00:04:42 ...I learned how to dehydrate animate
00:04:47 Some days, it felt like it was
00:04:53 No matter how hard I tried,
00:04:55 I was always the odd man out,
00:04:57 the last one picked,
00:04:59 the screw-up, the black sheep...
00:05:02 Get him!
00:05:03 - ...the bad boy.
00:05:09 Weirdo!
00:05:16 Was this my destiny?
00:05:19 Wait, maybe it was.
00:05:22 Being bad is
00:05:26 Then it hit me:
00:05:29 then I was going to be
00:05:35 I was destined to be
00:05:38 and we were destined to be rivals.
00:05:42 The die had been cast,
00:05:44 and so began an enduring, epic,
00:05:48 And I loved it.
00:05:52 Our battles quickly got more elaborate.
00:05:55 He would win some.
00:05:58 I would almost win others.
00:06:00 He took the name Metro Man,
00:06:05 I decided to pick something
00:06:09 ...incredibly handsome criminal genius
00:06:25 Read on your own time. Open up.
00:06:34 - Hey!
00:06:40 Oh, good morning, Warden.
00:06:41 Great news: I'm a changed man, and...
00:06:44 ...and I'm ready to re-enter society
00:06:48 You're a villain,
00:06:51 You'll never change,
00:06:54 You're fun.
00:06:55 You got a present in the mail.
00:06:56 Is it a puppy?
00:06:58 From Metro Man. "To count every
00:07:03 That's funny. Never thought Metro Man
00:07:07 Oh, but he does have nice taste.
00:07:10 Any chance you could give me the time?
00:07:12 I don't want to be Iate for the opening
00:07:16 Oh no. Looks Iike
00:07:19 by several thousand years.
00:07:22 Oh, am I?
00:07:28 Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City.
00:07:34 It's a beautiful day
00:07:36 where we're here to honor
00:07:41 His heart is an ocean
00:07:46 For years he's been watching us
00:07:49 saving us with his super-strength
00:07:54 Now it's our turn
00:07:57 This is Roxanne Ritchi,
00:07:59 from the dedication
00:08:02 Wow. OK, the stuff
00:08:04 that's un-freaking-believable.
00:08:06 I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
00:08:09 What I was trying to say was,
00:08:10 I can't believe
00:08:13 they Iet, Iike,
00:08:16 - Nice save, Hal.
00:08:17 Like, Iet's just get
00:08:20 Come on, it's time to get
00:08:23 Well, if I were Metro Man,
00:08:24 Megamind wouldn't be
00:08:26 - That's the first thing.
00:08:29 And I'd be watching you,
00:08:32 OK, that sounded...
00:08:34 - OK, that sounded a Iittle weird.
00:08:36 And you're making a weird face,
00:08:38 The point is, I would watch you
00:08:41 Not Iove. We're not in Iove.
00:08:44 Hey, I Iove you. Whatever.
00:08:46 But I'm not saying Iike
00:08:49 Roxanne? Roxaroo?
00:09:05 - Whoa... What?
00:09:06 Get back to work.
00:09:10 - Freeze!
00:09:11 It's me! It's the warden.
00:09:14 Hey! Open up!
00:09:23 No, you fools. He's tricked us.
00:09:26 You were right.
00:09:29 I'll always be a villain.
00:09:48 Well, hello good-Iooking.
00:09:51 Certainly do,
00:09:53 - Get in the car, you.
00:09:57 Right?
00:09:59 Nice work sending me
00:10:01 - You got it, boss.
00:10:05 AII right,
00:10:12 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:10:16 - Who's your man?
00:10:19 Yeah, Metro City!
00:10:24 Gimme some. Come on. Give it now.
00:10:26 Give it to me. Right on.
00:10:47 Hey, Metro City.
00:10:50 Hey. Hey.
00:10:53 You know, you know,
00:10:55 Boys, a Iittle Iower.
00:10:58 Let's get real for a moment.
00:11:00 That's right. That's right.
00:11:03 Although getting a whole museum
00:11:07 you want to know what the greatest
00:11:10 Do you really want to know? Really?
00:11:15 I'll tell you.
00:11:16 The greatest honor you've
00:11:21 the helpless people of Metro City.
00:11:22 And at the end of every day,
00:11:24 well, I often ask myself...
00:11:28 ...who would I be without you?
00:11:31 - I Iove you, Metro Man!
00:11:42 I tell you, Minion.
00:11:46 I've kept it cold and damp
00:11:51 How do I Iook, Minion?
00:11:53 Disgustingly horrifying, sir.
00:11:55 You always know what to say.
00:11:57 Oh, the brain-bots
00:11:59 Did you miss your daddy?
00:12:02 You are. Yes, you are. No biting.
00:12:04 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:07 You want the wrench?
00:12:09 - Oh, Iook at that.
00:12:21 She's awake. Quick, to work.
00:12:34 Miss Ritchi, we meet again.
00:12:36 Would it kill you to wash the bag?
00:12:38 You can scream all you wish,
00:12:41 I'm afraid no one can hear you.
00:12:44 Wh... Why isn't she screaming?
00:12:46 Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind?
00:12:48 Like this...
00:12:50 But that's, that's a poor Iady scream.
00:12:53 He's a Iittle better.
00:12:58 Is there some kind
00:13:00 where you get Tesla coils
00:13:03 Actually, most of it comes
00:13:06 Don't answer that.
00:13:08 - Romania.
00:13:11 She's using her
00:13:13 on your weak-willed mind
00:13:18 Such tricks won't work on me...
00:13:23 - Please talk slower.
00:13:25 What secrets?
00:13:28 Predictable? Predictable?
00:13:30 Oh, you call this predictable?
00:13:34 Your alligators. Yes.
00:13:36 Yeah, I was thinking about it
00:13:39 What's this? Boom! In your face.
00:13:43 - Cliché.
00:13:46 - Juvenile.
00:13:48 - Tacky.
00:13:50 - Seen it.
00:13:52 Garish.
00:13:54 - OK, the spider's new.
00:14:01 Yes. The... The spee-ider.
00:14:04 Even the smallest bite
00:14:08 will instantly paralyze...
00:14:11 Get it off! It bit me!
00:14:12 Give it up, Megamind.
00:14:17 Let's stop wasting time and call
00:14:23 It is with great pleasure that
00:14:27 If you please.
00:14:35 - Metro Man!
00:15:01 - Megamind!
00:15:07 Boo!
00:15:09 Yes, I can play along too. Boo!
00:15:12 Should've known
00:15:14 Oh, I intend to do more than crash it.
00:15:17 This is a day you and Metrocity
00:15:23 It's pronounced Metro City!
00:15:25 Potato-tomato, potato-tomato.
00:15:28 We all know how this ends:
00:15:31 I'm shaking in my custom
00:15:35 You will leave Metrocity,
00:15:39 you ever hear
00:15:43 Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxie.
00:15:45 - I'm on my way.
00:15:47 In order to stop me,
00:15:51 We're at the abandoned observatory.
00:15:54 No, we're not!
00:15:55 Don't listen to her. She's crazy.
00:16:19 Metro Man approaching, sir.
00:16:40 Hold on a second.
00:16:49 Oh, good heavens!
00:16:51 You didn't think you
00:17:01 Ready the death ray, Minion.
00:17:02 Death ray, readying.
00:17:08 Over here, old friend.
00:17:10 In case you haven't noticed,
00:17:13 You can't trap justice.
00:17:16 Even the most heartfelt belief
00:17:20 Justice is a non-corrosive metal.
00:17:21 But metals can be melted
00:17:24 It's "revenge,"
00:17:26 But it can be easily reheated
00:17:29 Well, I think your warranty is
00:17:31 Maybe I got an extended warranty.
00:17:33 Warranties are invalid if you don't use
00:17:36 Oh, girls, girls, you're both pretty.
00:17:39 Of course. That is,
00:17:42 concentrated power of the sun!
00:17:46 Fire!
00:17:57 Minion. Fire?
00:17:59 - It's still warming up, sir.
00:18:01 - Warming up, sir.
00:18:05 One second more and...
00:18:09 ...just tippy-tappy tippy-tap-tap,
00:18:14 - and we are ready in just...
00:18:17 On my way, Roxie.
00:18:18 I told you to have things ready.
00:18:21 Why do you always blame me?
00:18:23 My spider bite is acting up.
00:18:25 Your plan is failing. Just admit it.
00:18:28 Yeah, good Iuck with that one.
00:18:29 Whose side are you on?
00:18:31 - The Iosing side.
00:18:33 Could someone stamp
00:18:38 You of all people know
00:18:42 - Ciao-ciao, all!
00:18:48 Dag! Crab nuggets!
00:18:49 - What did he just say?
00:18:53 Fackled fish cracker!
00:18:54 Ten seconds to full power.
00:18:57 - Good Iord, I'm trapped.
00:18:59 - What kind of trickery is this?
00:19:01 - You mad genius.
00:19:03 - Your dark gift has finally paid off.
00:19:06 - It... It has?
00:19:08 This dome is
00:19:12 - Yeah? So?
00:19:14 - Copper drains my powers.
00:19:17 - Your weakness is copper?
00:19:19 - You're kidding, right?
00:19:46 I don't think
00:19:50 Well, Iet's not get
00:19:54 - Look!
00:19:57 Metro Man.
00:19:58 Metro Man!
00:20:14 - You... You did it, sir.
00:20:22 He did it.
00:20:24 - I did it?
00:20:27 - You did it, sir.
00:20:29 - You did it!
00:20:36 - You did it, sir!
00:20:38 - Yes, I did it!
00:20:41 - Not us! I!
00:20:43 - than me but still, come on!
00:20:45 When they're giving out the awards,
00:20:46 - I'm gonna be right there next to you.
00:20:49 Hit it!
00:21:22 Drop 'em!
00:21:52 First off, what a turnout.
00:21:54 How wild is this?
00:21:58 AII I did was eliminate the most
00:22:02 Are there any questions?
00:22:06 I'm sure we'd all Iike to know what
00:22:11 Good, I'm glad you asked that.
00:22:13 Imagine the most horrible, terrifying,
00:22:16 evil thing you can possibly think of,
00:22:19 and multiply it... by six!
00:22:25 In the meantime,
00:22:26 I want you to carry on
00:22:30 you normal people do.
00:22:32 Let's just have fun with this. Come on.
00:22:35 And I will get back to you.
00:22:42 Now slam the door really hard.
00:22:46 They... They can still see you.
00:22:47 - Now?
00:22:49 Good.
00:22:54 There he is, Mr. Evil Overlord
00:22:58 Oh, Minion, did you think
00:23:02 No way. Not at all, sir.
00:23:04 Never. Never in a million...
00:23:07 - Yes, I did.
00:23:11 I'm Iooking. I'm Iooking.
00:23:13 And what's this?
00:23:15 It's Iike one of the giant monitors
00:23:19 But it seems to only carry one station.
00:23:21 Oh, that, sir, is called a window.
00:23:24 - Window?
00:23:28 I've never had a view before.
00:23:31 Metrocity, Minion, it's all mine.
00:23:36 If my parents could see me now.
00:23:38 Sir, I'm sure they're smiling down
00:23:42 And now that Mr. Goody Two-Shoes is
00:23:45 I can have everything I want,
00:23:48 and there's no one to stop me!
00:24:34 I know. I know.
00:24:37 Always thirsty, never satisfied.
00:24:41 I understand you,
00:24:45 Purposeless, emptiness.
00:24:49 It's... What's your vacuum Iike?
00:24:56 Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:25:01 I'm in a heated,
00:25:03 with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.
00:25:09 Is... Is something wrong, sir?
00:25:13 Just think about it.
00:25:15 We have it all.
00:25:18 Yet, we have nothing.
00:25:21 It's just too easy now.
00:25:24 I'm sorry, you've Iost me, sir.
00:25:27 I mean, we did it, right?
00:25:30 Well, you did it, sir.
00:25:33 Yes, you've made that perfectly clear.
00:25:36 Then why do I feel so... mel-on-choly.
00:25:40 "Mel-on-choly"?
00:25:41 - Unhappy.
00:25:45 What if tomorrow,
00:25:47 we could go kidnap Roxanne Ritchi.
00:25:49 That always seems to Iift your spirits.
00:25:54 Good idea, Minion.
00:25:59 - "Him," sir?
00:26:02 OK, all right. We'll just...
00:26:06 ...and... Well, I think I'll just
00:26:17 He was always there for us. Dependable.
00:26:23 Perhaps we took him for granted.
00:26:26 we never really know how good
00:26:30 We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you.
00:26:35 And I have just one question
00:26:43 This is Roxanne Ritchi,
00:26:47 Coming up next, are you ready to be
00:26:57 And... wrap that up and give it
00:27:02 - 'cause we're done.
00:27:05 Wait. Roxie, I'm having a party
00:27:09 It's gonna be, Iike,
00:27:10 You should come over.
00:27:12 rented a bouncy house,
00:27:14 It's gonna be sick.
00:27:15 Oh. I... I don't know, Hal.
00:27:17 I don't really feel Iike being
00:27:19 No, no, no, that's the best part.
00:27:24 Wow. That... that's certainly
00:27:27 I did hire a wedding photographer.
00:27:31 something crazy happened
00:27:33 Like, maybe we should have this for,
00:27:37 I'm gonna pass.
00:27:39 I have some work here
00:27:41 Cool. So Thursday? Soft Thursday?
00:27:44 - Good night, Hal.
00:27:48 What's wrong with me?
00:27:51 Chicks don't Iike bouncy houses.
00:27:53 They Iike clowns.
00:27:56 Stupid van! You broke my finger!
00:28:36 I've made a horrible mistake.
00:28:39 I didn't mean to destroy you.
00:28:41 I mean, I meant to destroy you,
00:28:44 but I didn't think
00:28:46 What are we supposed to do?
00:28:49 Without you, evil is running rampant
00:28:52 I'm so tired of running rampant
00:28:57 What's the point of being bad
00:28:58 when there's no good
00:29:02 Someone has to stop Megamind.
00:29:04 - Hey, we're closing soon.
00:29:06 - Barry, right?
00:29:08 Bernard. I was just...
00:29:12 You probably think
00:29:14 I'm not allowed to insult
00:29:16 Thank you. Just...
00:29:21 OK.
00:29:22 Thanks.
00:29:23 I had so many evil plans in the works.
00:29:27 The illiteracy beam.
00:29:29 Typhoon cheese.
00:29:31 Robo-sheep.
00:29:33 Battles we will now never have.
00:29:38 You know,
00:29:42 So it's good
00:29:44 You know, before I destroy the place.
00:29:47 Nothing personal, it just brings back
00:29:54 Hello?
00:29:55 - Hello?
00:30:07 - That's a pretty tasteless costume.
00:30:10 Megamind's head is not
00:30:14 And you even made a cheap replica
00:30:20 Hello? Is someone there?
00:30:24 Hello? Who's there?
00:30:29 It's just you, Bernard.
00:30:31 Yes. It's just me. Bernard.
00:30:34 Well, thank you
00:30:36 Look, I wouldn't stay here for more than
00:30:38 if I were you. We're having
00:30:41 Wow, that sounds Iike quite
00:30:44 I guess I'll catch
00:30:53 I kept thinking he was gonna do
00:30:57 Yeah. He was really good at those.
00:31:01 Oh, if only the world had
00:31:03 I've Iooked into the reset button.
00:31:06 The science is impossible.
00:31:09 Oh, Bernard...
00:31:11 I didn't know you had... feelings.
00:31:16 Metro Man's gone. And now there's
00:31:20 Oh, come on, Bernard.
00:31:23 As Iong as there's evil,
00:31:25 Oh, I wish.
00:31:27 I believe someone is gonna stand up
00:31:30 - You really think so?
00:31:32 "Heroes aren't born, they're made."
00:31:38 Heroes can be made. That's it!
00:31:41 AII you need are
00:31:44 - Yeah. Bravery.
00:31:46 - Strength.
00:31:47 - Determination.
00:31:49 And a smidgen of DNA.
00:31:53 Yeah!
00:31:56 I think we should run!
00:31:57 Bye!
00:32:00 Time to put the past behind us.
00:32:04 Only the future...
00:32:06 I'm too close!
00:32:09 I hope no one's seeing this!
00:32:12 Create a hero? Wait, wait, what?
00:32:15 So I have someone to fight.
00:32:17 Minion, I'm a villain without a hero.
00:32:20 A yin with no yang.
00:32:21 A bullfighter with no bull to fight.
00:32:24 In other words, I have no purpose.
00:32:27 Now, ask me how I'm going to do it.
00:32:31 How are you gonna do it?
00:32:34 I'm going to give someone...
00:32:37 Metro Man's powers.
00:32:38 I'm going to train that someone
00:32:43 Over here! Follow!
00:32:44 And then finally,
00:32:47 in an epic battle of good and evil.
00:32:49 Which will put everything back
00:32:53 ...when the world was
00:32:56 Behold, Minion, Metro Man's cape.
00:32:59 Look closely. Tell me what you see.
00:33:02 - Dandruff?
00:33:06 From this, we'll extract the source
00:33:13 Sir, I think this is a bad idea.
00:33:16 Yes! This is a very wickedly bad idea
00:33:20 But I'm saying this is
00:33:23 ...OK, you might think is good
00:33:27 but from a good perception it...
00:33:30 Oh, you don't know
00:33:33 Now, we have just one shot at this.
00:33:36 We must find a suitable subject,
00:33:41 Who puts the welfare of others
00:33:47 What on Earth is that?
00:33:49 It seems to be emanating
00:33:55 OIIo.
00:33:56 It's "Hello."
00:33:57 Hello? Like that?
00:33:59 - Bernard, it's Roxanne.
00:34:02 I just wanted to thank you
00:34:04 - Oh, you inspired me too.
00:34:06 It's time we stood up to Megamind
00:34:10 Oh, really? She's so cute.
00:34:12 I'm already hot on his trail.
00:34:15 - And what gives you that idea?
00:34:17 I just found his secret hideout.
00:34:19 How did she find my hideout?!
00:34:21 How did you find his hideout?
00:34:24 This is the only building in Metro City
00:34:31 OK. There's no way
00:34:34 There's a doormat here
00:34:39 - Minion!
00:34:41 She'll discover all our secrets!
00:34:43 - Oh, no!
00:34:46 - What?
00:34:47 No, I was just yelling at my...
00:34:50 Don't do anything.
00:34:52 Roxanne?
00:34:54 Oh no, not again!
00:35:02 Roxanne?
00:35:05 I'm glad you're here.
00:35:08 Well, I... I happened to be
00:35:11 In a suit?
00:35:13 It's called... formal speed walking,
00:35:16 I better take the Iead.
00:35:19 No, it says "Exit."
00:35:20 Which is the abbreviation
00:35:23 This is the mother Iode!
00:35:26 - Wow. Just Iook at this thing.
00:35:28 You know, I really could use
00:35:31 - Really?
00:35:33 - on all things Megamind, right?
00:35:35 Together, we could figure out his plan
00:35:39 - Are you in?
00:35:42 That's what I want to hear.
00:35:43 Minion, Code: Send In The Brain-bots.
00:35:46 You know,
00:35:48 Oh, Code: Just Do It, Minion.
00:35:50 Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!
00:35:53 - It's me, you fools!
00:35:58 It's Daddy!
00:36:02 Megamind.
00:36:04 - What have you done with Bernard?
00:36:06 I'm doing horrible things to that man.
00:36:09 I don't want to get into it,
00:36:11 No, please! No!
00:36:15 - You know the drill.
00:36:18 - Let him go or...
00:36:21 Or I'm gonna find out
00:36:23 No, don't shoot! Don't shoot that gun!
00:36:25 I'll just go get him.
00:36:27 - Unhand me, you fiend!
00:36:29 His strength's too much!
00:36:32 Oh, I work out!
00:36:34 Well, it's really paying off!
00:36:37 and strangely charismatic.
00:36:43 Are you OK?
00:36:44 I did my best, but he's too fantastic.
00:36:47 Here. Let me carry
00:36:49 I got us covered.
00:36:54 - Let go. It's mine!
00:36:58 Roxanne?
00:36:59 - You're going to break it!
00:37:01 Oh, no!
00:37:07 Roxanne?!
00:37:14 Who on Earth is that?
00:37:26 - Help!
00:37:28 Bernard! You were right
00:37:31 - Intruder! Intruder!
00:37:33 Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!
00:37:38 What are you doing?
00:37:39 This'll stop them. Here!
00:37:41 Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it?
00:37:45 - Just throw it!
00:37:59 - Wow. That was really exciting.
00:38:01 - You were very strong in there.
00:38:03 I've never seen anyone but Metro Man
00:38:06 - What's going on?
00:38:08 I think a bee flew up my nose.
00:38:10 I was just about to make
00:38:13 but Iike 50 ninjas tried to attack me,
00:38:17 and I did, and I... They were all,
00:38:19 - Wow, a brave one, isn't he?
00:38:23 Oh, thi... this is Bernard.
00:38:25 - Partner?
00:38:27 Well, Iook, "partner," I'm her partner.
00:38:32 She's been through
00:38:33 I'd better take him home.
00:38:43 I'll call you tomorrow, partner.
00:38:46 Yeah, OK. I'd Iike that.
00:38:47 That was weird for everybody,
00:38:49 'cause you accidentally hugged him
00:38:51 Sir? Sir!
00:38:54 Code: Did You Find Out Who It Was?
00:38:59 Code: Get The Car.
00:39:01 Code: Right Away, Sir.
00:39:11 - Bye-bye!
00:39:13 I'll Ieave the door unlocked in case
00:39:17 Who is this man
00:39:25 Well, sir, his name's Hal Stewart.
00:39:28 No criminal record.
00:39:31 Apparently this man hasn't
00:39:34 Not yet, Minion. Not... yet.
00:39:38 Could this day get anymore fun-tastic?
00:39:40 So, I will just go ahead and diffuse him
00:39:46 No, Minion! There's something
00:39:49 This is no mistake. It's destiny.
00:39:54 Hal Shtewart! Prepare for your destiny!
00:39:59 Hal? Hal Shtewart?
00:40:01 - Hey! In the bed!
00:40:03 "Stewart."
00:40:05 Is this a robbery?
00:40:06 'Cause the Iady across the hall
00:40:09 Oh, Iook, it's Hal Stewart.
00:40:13 AII out.
00:40:14 - Well, use the Forget-Me Stick.
00:40:20 Just Iook at him.
00:40:23 No, he doesn't Iook quite
00:40:26 Oh, you're such a pill, Minion.
00:40:28 A potter couldn't ask for finer clay.
00:40:32 I smell a hero.
00:40:33 I smell something burning.
00:40:36 I think it's working. Places! Places!
00:40:38 Places! Places! Places.
00:40:40 Do you have your disguise?
00:40:49 What?
00:40:50 Oh, you Iook fantastic.
00:41:01 Rise my glorious creation.
00:41:04 Rise, and come to Papa.
00:41:07 - What's going on?
00:41:10 - Who are you?
00:41:13 to teach you about justice,
00:41:17 I am your father.
00:41:20 So you're Iike my space dad?
00:41:23 Yeah, I'm Iike your space dad.
00:41:26 And you are what?
00:41:29 I'm your space stepmom.
00:41:32 I've had some
00:41:34 Is this some kind of dream?
00:41:36 This is a dream come true.
00:41:39 You've been blessed
00:41:42 - What kind of power?
00:41:44 It's unf... without fathom.
00:41:48 Yeah. We've come to guide you
00:41:50 on your path
00:41:54 and battle the super-genius
00:42:01 I know this is a Iot to take in.
00:42:03 It may take months
00:42:06 No freaking way!
00:42:08 I wasn't finished.
00:42:13 I'm gonna be a hero!
00:42:15 I'm gonna be a hero!
00:42:18 See, Minion, he's perfect!
00:42:22 And... action!
00:42:24 - Someone help me!
00:42:32 You... Bad!
00:42:34 Zap! Zap! Zap!
00:42:39 The flames of my evil burn bright.
00:42:42 Now you say something cool
00:42:43 Look. It doesn't even hurt.
00:42:47 No, no, no, no, no. Stomach down,
00:42:51 - Whoa! Wait!
00:42:57 He's hopeless. Hopeless!
00:43:00 - Maybe we should change tactics.
00:43:03 Oh, you know how boys are.
00:43:05 They Iove video games.
00:43:06 - I could throw a few parts together.
00:43:09 LOL. Smiley face.
00:43:12 Can't wait for what, sir?
00:43:14 That was such a funny story.
00:43:17 And brilliantly told, by the way.
00:43:19 OK, now you tell one.
00:43:21 Bernard, I never knew
00:43:24 And I never heard you Iaugh before.
00:43:26 Yeah, it's been a while.
00:43:34 And action.
00:43:39 Gotcha!
00:43:48 - You don't get out much, do you?
00:43:53 I used to come here
00:43:56 It was one of my favorite things to do.
00:43:58 Now Iook at it. It's a dump.
00:44:06 Why are we cleaning up the city, sir?
00:44:08 Well, we don't want to battle
00:44:17 They're all back. But how? Why?
00:44:20 Maybe Megamind isn't so bad after all.
00:44:28 That's it.
00:44:29 Be free, my beautiful dove!
00:44:37 OK, OK.
00:44:38 Metro Man and I were never a couple.
00:44:42 - But I thought you two were...
00:44:44 It's just...
00:44:47 Really?
00:44:48 OK, now you tell me something.
00:44:50 Something you've never told anyone.
00:44:54 Well, in sh... school...
00:44:59 ...none of the other kids
00:45:03 I was always the Iast one picked
00:45:06 It's too bad that we didn't go
00:45:14 Hal, I think you're ready for this.
00:45:20 - Do I have a son?
00:45:23 You make me Iaugh.
00:45:25 It stretches. It's for you.
00:45:28 Hey, what's the T stand for?
00:45:29 Titan.
00:45:31 "Titan"?
00:45:33 It was the only name
00:45:38 Do you have someone special
00:45:41 No, not yet. But... there's this
00:45:45 I've got my eye on currently.
00:45:52 That's very good.
00:45:54 - Romance is very inspiring.
00:45:57 AII you have to do is
00:46:02 - Who wants churros?
00:46:04 - I do, yeah. Thanks, Space Stepmom.
00:46:07 On the count of three,
00:46:10 One, two, three!
00:46:12 To Titan!
00:46:13 Tomorrow, you will fight Megamind,
00:46:20 ...the city's parks restored
00:46:23 the streets the safest they've been,
00:46:27 Has something happened to Megamind?
00:46:29 Has someone tamed this monster?
00:46:32 This is Roxanne Ritchi,
00:46:36 and pleasantly confused.
00:46:38 Well, you seem
00:46:41 Oh, yes. How Iong is
00:46:44 Just a few alterations, sir,
00:46:46 with your most terrifying cape yet!
00:46:48 I'm calling it...
00:46:50 ...the Black Mamba...
00:46:54 Black Mamba. Perfect.
00:46:56 Gosh, I am running Iate.
00:46:59 What? Where...
00:47:01 We have our debut battle
00:47:03 We haven't even tested
00:47:06 You attend to the details, Minion.
00:47:10 You don't run errands.
00:47:12 - What's going on here?
00:47:13 Oh, wait a minute.
00:47:16 Are you wearing
00:47:20 It's just my natural musk.
00:47:26 This is about Ms. Ritchi,
00:47:28 You're going on a date with her.
00:47:30 No, my main man.
00:47:34 Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
00:47:38 You are forgetting your place, Minion.
00:47:43 What happens when Roxanne
00:47:47 She will never find out.
00:47:52 Honestly, if I didn't know
00:47:54 I'd think this was
00:47:56 No!
00:47:58 This has gone far enough!
00:48:02 Oh, that was really grown-up!
00:48:06 Sir, sir, please.
00:48:08 Oh, what do you know?
00:48:10 I may not know much,
00:48:12 The bad guy doesn't get the girl.
00:48:15 Maybe I don't want to be
00:48:22 You heard me!
00:48:24 Who are you?
00:48:26 - Now, give me the keys!
00:48:29 My sole purpose in Iife is
00:48:32 Well, I don't need you
00:48:34 What are you s... What are you saying?
00:48:38 Let me make it clear.
00:48:41 You know what? You know what?
00:48:46 Code: I'll Just Pack My Thing And Go!
00:48:48 - Code: Fine!
00:48:55 - Well, good Iuck on your date!
00:48:57 - That doesn't even make any sense!
00:49:32 I know I am so close. I can feel it.
00:49:37 OK, OK. I just have
00:49:47 Wait a minute.
00:50:01 "Titan."
00:50:03 - What's a Titan?
00:50:09 I usually just hear criminals.
00:50:13 I'm totally messing with you.
00:50:16 - The name's Titan.
00:50:18 Your very own heroic guardian
00:50:21 What's your name? Just kidding.
00:50:25 And I...
00:50:26 Didn't know what you Iiked, so I
00:50:32 OK. You don't Iike flowers?
00:50:34 What do you want?
00:50:35 Thought maybe we could go
00:50:38 Get to know each other first.
00:50:41 This must be
00:50:42 What do you think you're doing?!
00:50:44 Oh, am I moving too fast?
00:50:46 I should just rescue you a few times
00:50:51 Saved ya.
00:50:52 You are Iucky to have
00:50:54 - Don't you ever...
00:50:57 Oh, right, right, duh.
00:51:05 That was a close one.
00:51:08 - but I saved you.
00:51:15 Gotcha! I'm sorry.
00:51:18 I couldn't hear you over the sound
00:51:20 Put me down! Right now!
00:51:22 OK, all right. AII right, hold on.
00:51:27 Are you crazy?
00:51:29 I suppose I'm a,
00:51:32 Who are you, really?
00:51:35 Oh, right. Well, prepare to have
00:51:40 - Ta-da.
00:51:43 Yeah. Isn't this great?
00:51:47 - No. It's not great.
00:51:51 This is so us.
00:51:53 Look, there is no "us," OK?
00:51:57 But... I have powers.
00:52:00 I have a cape. I'm the good guy.
00:52:01 You are a good guy, Hal,
00:52:04 - We need to find out why...
00:52:06 - Hal, just take a deep breath
00:52:08 - and Iisten to me for a moment.
00:52:10 I'm trying to warn you, Hal.
00:52:12 It's Titan!
00:52:39 - Bernard.
00:52:40 - Sorry I'm Iate.
00:52:45 Not the only exciting development
00:52:48 Megamind's created a new hero,
00:52:53 It all makes sense now.
00:52:56 so he created a new hero
00:52:58 - to kick it for him.
00:53:00 But why would he pick Hal?
00:53:02 Hal is the worst possible person
00:53:05 Wow. That's a Iot to take in.
00:53:07 It boggles my mind.
00:53:09 I am extremely boggled.
00:53:12 to the bottom
00:53:14 But in the meantime,
00:53:19 I'm sorry, Bernard,
00:53:22 You know, I could use a breather.
00:53:25 To Bernard,
00:53:26 for being the only normal thing
00:53:31 To... being normal.
00:53:44 - Roxanne?
00:53:48 Say I wasn't so normal.
00:53:50 Let's say I was bald
00:53:54 of a popular primary color,
00:54:00 - Would you still enjoy my company?
00:54:03 You don't judge a book by its cover
00:54:07 That's a relief to hear.
00:54:08 You judge them based on their actions.
00:54:12 Well, that seems kind of petty,
00:54:43 What? What?
00:54:47 Don't Iook at me!
00:54:50 Don't Iook yet!
00:54:54 OK.
00:54:56 Where were we?
00:55:00 - You...
00:55:02 You!
00:55:24 I can explain!
00:55:27 What about everything you just said?
00:55:30 About judging a book by its cover?
00:55:32 Well, Iet's take a Iook
00:55:35 You destroyed Metro Man,
00:55:38 and then, you actually got me
00:55:43 Why are you so evil?
00:55:47 What could you possibly hope to gain?
00:55:55 Wait a minute.
00:56:03 Do you really think
00:56:09 No.
00:56:42 OK, Minion! You were right!
00:56:46 I was... Iess right!
00:56:49 We should stick
00:56:54 Minion?
00:57:14 You there!
00:57:16 Yeah, you.
00:57:19 Bring out the Black Mamba.
00:57:54 OK, Titan.
00:58:21 I hear there's a new hero
00:58:26 Where is the one they call Titan?
00:58:32 Challenge me if you dare!
00:58:58 Oh no. We're gonna crash!
00:59:03 This is embarrassing.
00:59:12 Of all the inconsiderate,
00:59:16 ...irresponsible, rude...
00:59:19 Unprofessional, that's what this is!
00:59:23 Would Metro Man have kept me waiting?
00:59:25 Of course not! He was a pro!
00:59:28 Hey, Megamind!
00:59:31 Also, there's a door here.
00:59:32 Do you have any idea
00:59:36 No, no, no, I totally understand
00:59:38 Could you just, just shut up for one
00:59:40 Were you even planning
00:59:43 What's this?
00:59:47 Where did you get all this stuff?
00:59:49 It doesn't belong to me.
00:59:51 - You stole it?
00:59:53 - No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
00:59:56 It's work, work, work,
01:00:00 I only took the gig to get the girl,
01:00:02 and it turns out Roxanne
01:00:05 - Roxanne Ritchi?
01:00:07 I saw her having dinner
01:00:10 at some intellectual dweeb!
01:00:12 Who needs all that noise?
01:00:14 That's why I think we should team up.
01:00:17 You... Wait... What?
01:00:19 With my power,
01:00:21 - we could rule the city!
01:00:25 I even drew up
01:00:26 - Costume designs?
01:00:28 so you'd get a Iittle brain,
01:00:29 wearing glasses on your costume,
01:00:31 And since I'm the cool one,
01:00:33 two tanks swordfighting...
01:00:36 I can't believe you.
01:00:38 AII your gifts, all your powers,
01:00:41 and you... you squander them
01:00:45 - Yes!
01:00:48 You're the good guy!
01:00:50 and you come and get me!
01:00:54 Yeah, right. You're nuts.
01:00:58 Look, I'm your space dad!
01:01:01 You should be more Iike Metro Man.
01:01:05 - You tricked me?
01:01:08 Well, there's more.
01:01:11 I'm also the intellectual dweeb
01:01:14 - No.
01:01:21 When I get my hands on you,
01:01:23 Yes! Yes, I know!
01:01:26 Oh God, how I've missed this.
01:01:32 And the hero strikes the first blow.
01:01:34 But evil returns with a backhand!
01:01:41 Yes!
01:01:51 Come out, you Iittle freak!
01:01:53 I want to see what that big brain
01:02:03 You fell for the oldest
01:02:07 You Iittle blue twerp!
01:02:11 En garde!
01:02:17 Oh, now that's the spirit!
01:02:19 Parry! Thrust! Parry again!
01:02:22 Now it's time for some witty
01:02:25 You go first!
01:02:27 OK! Look, I'm not sure
01:02:32 This one's for stealing
01:02:39 This one's for Space Dad making
01:02:50 And, Megamind, this one's
01:02:55 Well done. I thought
01:02:59 - I mean, I have a few notes.
01:03:01 But they can wait.
01:03:03 Oh, no, no, no. I was thinking
01:03:07 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:10 Game over.
01:03:17 Brain-bots!
01:03:25 I'm calling time out!
01:03:27 Time out? Time out! Time out!
01:03:40 Brain-bots,
01:03:50 Guess what, Buster Brown?
01:03:54 You're powerless against it.
01:03:56 It's the very same metal used
01:04:00 You should stop comparing me
01:04:13 You can run, Megamind,
01:04:16 We're saved! We're saved!
01:04:18 What's your name, new hero?
01:04:20 - It's Titan.
01:04:22 Thank you! Titan has freed us!
01:04:25 Oh, I wouldn't say "free."
01:04:34 - What do you want?
01:04:37 Congratulations. Another one of your
01:04:40 And why did my doorman Iet you up?
01:04:44 Carlos.
01:04:45 Please, Roxanne, no. No.
01:04:49 Why do you need my help?
01:04:52 Because you're
01:04:57 But you can't hide here.
01:04:58 The copper should have worked.
01:05:00 The copper worked
01:05:02 Copper? You're not making any sense.
01:05:04 Look, if we don't find
01:05:06 he'll destroy the whole city.
01:05:10 - OK, how can I help?
01:05:13 You knew Metro Man best.
01:05:17 A solitary fortress of some kind?
01:05:22 Well... there is one place I know.
01:05:27 You gave him these powers.
01:05:30 I can't. I Iost my diffuser gun
01:05:35 The night you dumped me. Alone.
01:05:41 Did you ever Iook back?
01:05:42 - No!
01:05:45 I guess we're here.
01:05:50 So, this is where he hid it.
01:05:52 After all these years.
01:05:59 You know, I think there's an apology
01:06:03 OK, that would be nice,
01:06:05 We have much more
01:06:11 Wow. I can't believe
01:06:17 I remember when he wore that.
01:06:18 - Shouldn't we try to stay focused here?
01:06:23 Hey. Come over and Iook at this.
01:06:25 What is it? What did you find?
01:06:30 Look.
01:06:32 This glass has ice cubes in it.
01:06:35 Yes, that's what happens
01:06:37 No, what I'm saying is,
01:06:40 that the ice hasn't melted yet?
01:06:43 One of Iife's great mysteries.
01:06:51 Hey.
01:07:04 We now have confirmed reports.
01:07:06 Titan, first thought to be
01:07:10 The city has never seen
01:07:13 If only Metro Man were still alive.
01:07:15 - You're alive?
01:07:18 - I'm alive.
01:07:20 We saw your skeleton!
01:07:22 Are you a ghost?
01:07:24 There had better be
01:07:28 Speak, apparition.
01:07:40 OK. OK, OK, OK.
01:07:43 You both deserve the truth.
01:07:45 It all started
01:07:48 Roxanne was kidnapped.
01:07:51 My head wasn't in the game that day.
01:07:54 We were kind
01:07:57 So... using my super-speed,
01:08:00 I decided to go clear my head.
01:08:02 Fire!
01:08:04 Then I realized,
01:08:06 we had done this same silly charade
01:08:10 I tried to get my mind off
01:08:13 but I just felt stuck.
01:08:16 I began to realize,
01:08:20 each and every citizen of Metro
01:08:26 Ever since I can remember, I've always
01:08:31 But what about what I wanted to do?
01:08:34 Then it suddenly hit me.
01:08:37 I do have a choice.
01:08:40 I can be whatever I want to be.
01:08:43 No one said this hero thing had to be
01:08:46 You can't just quit, either.
01:08:49 That's when I got the brilliant idea...
01:08:54 Copper drains my powers.
01:08:57 Your weakness is copper?
01:08:59 Once your death ray hit,
01:09:05 So I borrowed a prop
01:09:08 Metro Man was finally dead.
01:09:11 And Music Man was born!
01:09:12 - Music Man?
01:09:14 - 'Cause of wha...?
01:09:16 I was finally free to get in touch
01:09:20 ...weaving Iyrical magic.
01:09:22 Check this out.
01:09:23 I have eyes that can see
01:09:26 Right through lead...
01:09:31 - You're horrible!
01:09:33 But there's a madman
01:09:37 How could you do this?!
01:09:40 The people of this city relied on you,
01:09:44 You Ieft us in the hands of him!
01:09:46 - No offense.
01:09:48 Look, we need your help.
01:09:51 I'm sorry. I really am.
01:09:54 I'm done.
01:09:56 You know, Iittle buddy,
01:10:00 If there's bad,
01:10:04 It's taken me a Iong time
01:10:07 Now it's about time you find yours.
01:10:16 Hey, who needs him?
01:10:17 We can beat Titan ourselves.
01:10:19 I say we go back to the evil Iair,
01:10:22 hold him sideways,
01:10:26 We can't.
01:10:27 So that's it? You're just giving up?
01:10:29 I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day,
01:10:34 and I don't get the girl.
01:10:37 I'm going home.
01:11:09 Unless someone comes
01:11:14 Thousands have already fled the city
01:11:17 Remaining citizens are warned
01:11:23 Authorities have issued a warning
01:11:24 to stay out of the downtown area
01:11:40 Hal!
01:11:42 Hal!
01:11:45 Let me guess.
01:11:48 you've finally come to your senses?
01:11:51 - I've come to stop you, Hal.
01:11:55 OK, what are you gonna do,
01:11:57 I was going to try reasoning with you.
01:11:59 You and I, we worked together
01:12:03 You don't know me.
01:12:07 This is the first time
01:12:10 and it's when
01:12:12 I want to talk to the real Hal.
01:12:13 I want to talk to the guy
01:12:16 and eating dip, and being a nerd,
01:12:18 and being not as scary
01:12:21 Too Iate!
01:12:24 ...interrupting our scheduled...
01:12:25 ...extraordinary events
01:12:28 Heat in the valley and...
01:12:29 Megamind!
01:12:32 You and I have
01:12:35 I'll be waiting at Metro Tower.
01:12:37 Oh, and just
01:12:41 Roxanne.
01:12:43 Come on, Roxie, call for your hero
01:12:48 Megamind, I don't even know
01:12:53 you can't give up.
01:12:57 The Megamind I knew
01:13:00 even when he knew he had
01:13:04 It was your best quality.
01:13:07 You need to be that guy right now.
01:13:12 The city needs you.
01:13:16 I need you.
01:13:18 Roxanne.
01:13:19 You have one hour.
01:13:21 Don't keep me waiting.
01:13:25 Warden! Warden! Listen to me!
01:13:29 Tighten has to be stopped!
01:13:31 Sorry, Megamind.
01:13:35 Plenty of time to reflect
01:13:37 Did you want to hear me say it?
01:13:41 Here it is,
01:13:47 I am sorry!
01:13:53 Not buying it.
01:13:57 I don't blame you.
01:14:00 I've terrorized this city
01:14:02 Created a hero
01:14:06 I Iied to Roxanne, and...
01:14:09 ...my best friend Minion,
01:14:16 Please don't make this city...
01:14:20 ...don't make Roxanne
01:14:27 Apology accepted.
01:14:32 Oh, Minion, you fantastic fish, you.
01:14:36 What are we waiting for?
01:14:42 You got me.
01:14:46 - Good Iuck, fellas!
01:14:50 Wait, what?
01:14:51 Hey, Metro losers.
01:14:55 They say it's supposed to be
01:14:59 But for me,
01:15:01 this woman ferociously ripped
01:15:19 Help!
01:15:23 Please don't do this. I know
01:15:27 You're so naive, Roxie.
01:15:28 You see the good in everybody,
01:15:32 You're Iiving a fantasy.
01:15:34 There is no Easter Bunny,
01:15:37 and there is no Queen of England.
01:15:40 This is the real world,
01:15:55 You dare challenge Megamind?
01:15:58 This town isn't big enough
01:16:02 Oh, you're a villain all right!
01:16:06 Yeah? What's the difference?
01:16:13 Presentation!
01:16:34 - I knew you'd come back.
01:17:04 - What's the plan?
01:17:08 I Iike that plan.
01:17:27 Building!
01:17:30 Go faster!
01:17:34 I can't control it!
01:17:51 No.
01:17:55 Well, that was easy.
01:17:57 Looks Iike there's
01:18:10 Please, Iet's have a Iittle respect
01:18:14 You came back!
01:18:16 You were right, Roxanne.
01:18:20 I... I thought you were dead.
01:18:21 My death was... greatly exaggerated.
01:18:25 So, you're the punk I've heard about.
01:18:41 I'm sorry.
01:18:46 I'm so proud of you.
01:18:52 Minion?
01:18:54 Surprise!
01:18:57 He's the real hero.
01:19:06 Megamind.
01:19:09 Going somewhere?
01:19:11 Besides jail?
01:19:20 No, not in the face, man. Please.
01:19:22 If you know what's good for you,
01:19:25 - You got it!
01:20:02 Pretty sneaky, sis.
01:20:04 But there's only one person I know
01:20:09 You.
01:20:14 Bet you think it's really funny?
01:20:17 Let's all Iaugh
01:20:23 Well, you're not gonna be Iaughing
01:20:25 The invisible car.
01:20:27 Hey! Remember that night
01:20:30 You're bringing this up now?
01:20:32 Well, I did Iook back!
01:20:35 You did? You did?
01:20:38 Yes! And you should Iook back
01:20:43 Oh, I get it!
01:20:52 This is the Iast time
01:20:56 I made you a hero.
01:20:57 You did the fool thing
01:21:08 You're so pathetic.
01:21:10 No matter what side you're on,
01:21:14 There's a benefit to Iosing.
01:21:16 You get to Iearn from your mistakes.
01:21:23 Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
01:21:25 Minion, if I Iive, I will kill you.
01:21:38 Enjoy your flight!
01:21:42 Megamind!
01:21:51 So this is how it ends.
01:21:54 Normally, I'd chalk this up
01:21:59 But not today.
01:22:01 What can I say?
01:22:12 Say bye-bye, Roxie.
01:22:18 OIIo.
01:22:28 The thing about bad guys,
01:22:36 - You did it. You won.
01:22:40 I finally had a reason to win. You.
01:22:53 Minion!
01:22:54 Can't see. It's cold and... warm,
01:22:58 It's me, Minion. I'm right here.
01:23:01 We've had a Iot of adventures together,
01:23:04 We have, Minion.
01:23:08 I mean... most of them
01:23:12 but we won today. Didn't we, sir?
01:23:17 Yes, Minion, we did it.
01:23:21 Code: We're The Good Guys Now.
01:23:25 Code: I Guess We Are.
01:23:30 Oh, oh, oh, I'm going!
01:23:33 I'm going... going far...
01:23:46 What a drama queen.
01:23:48 You know, I'm feeling much better now.
01:23:52 He had you, didn't he?
01:23:53 Classic Minion.
01:23:56 He reels you in with that Iittle face.
01:23:57 - Look at that face.
01:23:59 We did it!
01:24:01 - Fist pump!
01:24:03 We won, we won, we won!
01:24:07 Get back, you savages!
01:24:09 Sorry! Sorry. He's just not used
01:24:17 Funny, I guess destiny is
01:24:23 ...but the path
01:24:34 AII right, put your hands in the air.
01:24:40 Now hand over your wallets.
01:24:43 I'm just kidding!
01:24:45 Just kidding!
01:24:47 I have to admit,
01:24:52 You know, you Iook
01:24:55 Megamind, if you plea...
01:25:03 Hey. My kid can't see.
01:25:05 Sorry, my friend.
01:25:07 Way to go, Iittle buddy.
01:25:11 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:25:13 Megamind, defender of Metro City!
01:25:19 You know,
01:25:22 Hit it!
01:25:33 Megamind! Megamind!
01:25:43 I'm bad! I'm bad! That's right. Yeah!
01:28:33 Sir, you really need to empty
01:28:37 This has been the worst day
01:28:40 No worries.