Men in Black II

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00:00:25 Mysteries in History,
00:00:29 Although no one has ever been able
00:00:34 ...a quasi-government agency,
00:00:37 ...supposedly carries out operations
00:00:40 ...in order to keep us safe from aliens
00:00:45 Here is one of their stories
00:00:48 ...from one of their files
00:00:53 1978. The leaders of Zartha
00:00:57 ...in order to escape the clutches
00:01:03 Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring
00:01:08 The Light of Zartha,
00:01:12 ...that in the wrong hands it could
00:01:17 The Zarthans' princess, Lauranna,
00:01:20 ...to hide the Light from Serleena.
00:01:23 But they had no choice.
00:01:25 Intervention would have meant
00:01:30 However, in an act of galactic bravery,
00:01:35 ...allowing the Zarthans to escape...
00:01:38 ...so they might hide the Light
00:01:43 Serleena, released from her captors,
00:01:48 ...and that she would destroy
00:01:54 And so, never knowing what happened...
00:01:57 ...the people of Earth were saved
00:02:02 ...known as the Men in Black.
00:03:44 Harvey!
00:03:47 Harvey, get over here!
00:03:50 Harvey. Heel, heel!
00:03:52 You're barking at the moon, moron.
00:03:55 Harvey. Harvey!
00:05:58 Hey, pretty lady.
00:06:01 You taste good.
00:06:07 Hey, what the--?
00:06:13 Yeah, you too.
00:07:04 Nothing fancy, no heroics.
00:07:07 Got it. Hey!
00:07:10 Hey, Jeff. What's happening, buddy?
00:07:12 -We were wondering why you're here.
00:07:16 You know our arrangements.
00:07:21 ...and you get all the garbage
00:07:23 What the hell are you doing here,
00:07:26 Tee.
00:07:28 Jeff....
00:07:29 Excuse my partner.
00:07:33 ...kind of stupid.
00:07:45 You getting big, Jeff.
00:07:53 You like jokes, huh?
00:07:57 Jeffrey!
00:08:06 All right.
00:08:08 Sweet dreams, big boy.
00:08:45 Sweet dreams...
00:08:51 ...big boy.
00:08:53 Transit authority.
00:08:56 We got a bug in the electrical system.
00:09:01 People! We got a bug
00:09:10 Now y'all running?
00:09:11 No, no, no! Sit down!
00:09:13 It's only a 600-foot worm.
00:09:19 -Everybody out.
00:09:23 I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater.
00:09:26 You decide?
00:09:29 Larry? That's my man, Jeff.
00:09:35 -Larry just made a decision.
00:09:46 Don't make me do this, Jeff!
00:10:15 Eighty-first Street.
00:10:21 Just a second.
00:10:23 May I have your attention, please?
00:10:26 We thank you
00:10:29 Had this been an emergency,
00:10:33 Because you don't listen.
00:10:35 How a man gonna bash through--?
00:10:40 "We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm!
00:10:44 I ask you nice, "Move to the next car."
00:10:50 Thank you for participating.
00:10:52 Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller,
00:10:56 Watch your step.
00:11:03 I need a cleanup crew
00:11:06 Revoke Jeff's movement privileges.
00:11:09 Have him escorted
00:11:12 And please check the expiration date
00:11:21 Sorry, fellas. Station closed.
00:11:23 -Emergency drill. For your safety.
00:11:29 You're welcome.
00:11:44 I know, by the book.
00:11:47 Tee, when was the last time
00:11:52 This is a test. I can do this.
00:11:57 Ever feel like you're alone
00:12:00 Yes.
00:12:03 No.
00:12:07 -Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie.
00:12:11 Thanks.
00:12:13 Hey, you're not alone
00:12:16 -Remove the arm.
00:12:19 Please, shut up, Charlie.
00:12:19 Please, shut up, Charlie.
00:12:24 I'm tired of you constantly talking
00:12:29 You meet a girl. She's into it.
00:12:33 "Wanna come back to my place for some
00:12:37 -Who are you and how'd you get in here?
00:12:44 Serleena!
00:12:45 Why didn't you say it was you?
00:12:50 -Where's the Light?
00:12:52 You're looking for this Light.
00:12:55 You want it, it'll cost you 50 mill.
00:12:59 Where is the Light?
00:13:07 We couldn't find it, but we found
00:13:12 He runs a pizza parlor
00:13:16 Let's go. And wipe your nose, idiot.
00:13:26 -Good pie.
00:13:31 Crowded.
00:13:32 Well, they got good pie.
00:13:39 What is wrong with you?
00:13:41 -You're gonna neuralyze me.
00:13:43 You took me here
00:13:46 You making a scene.
00:13:49 Let me ask you a question.
00:13:52 Six years in the Marines.
00:13:56 You like being a hero?
00:14:00 -You ever heard of James Edwards?
00:14:04 Well, he saved the lives of 85 people
00:14:08 No one knows he exists.
00:14:10 And if no one knows he exists,
00:14:19 Hey, how long we been partners?
00:14:21 -Feb 1 .
00:14:24 -Started at noon.
00:14:34 Get married. Have a bunch of kids.
00:14:37 Okay.
00:14:41 Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy,
00:14:52 Here it is.
00:14:55 I don't know what to say.
00:14:57 Years from now,
00:15:00 -"Employee" is misspelled?
00:15:03 They'll say, "lmagine that. Big shot
00:15:07 -Ben--
00:15:09 Bring up a case of Mountain Dew
00:15:15 Hey, Bruno.
00:15:18 Two slices of pepperoni and
00:15:22 -Whoever you are, don't hurt me.
00:15:26 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:15:30 I want to report a robbery--
00:15:39 There.
00:15:41 Noise.
00:15:44 Kitchen!
00:15:50 You idiots see anything?
00:15:52 Wind blew the door open.
00:15:56 Nothing out of the ordinary.
00:15:58 For 25 years, I've traveled
00:16:01 But it never left Earth, did it?
00:16:04 What are you talking about?
00:16:06 I'm running out of time.
00:16:09 -I don't know what you mean.
00:16:12 You hid the Light on Earth.
00:16:15 Once we have the Light,
00:16:18 You're too late.
00:16:21 ...the Light will leave
00:16:25 Sorry you made the trip for nothing.
00:16:37 Now we don't know
00:16:40 He said third planet.
00:16:43 -Third Rock from the Sun.
00:16:47 It's on Earth, and I know
00:17:16 -Don't you ever go home?
00:17:18 I see you neuralyzed another partner.
00:17:28 Bee, Dee, when you use
00:17:31 ...attach a de-atomizer
00:17:34 Hey, get some booties on them things.
00:17:42 Check his visa.
00:17:44 The Cephalopods have been making
00:17:48 And why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph
00:17:54 That'd be my fault. I'm very sorry.
00:17:58 -What the hell's that supposed to mean?
00:18:05 Good work in the subway.
00:18:07 -I remember Jeff when he was yea high.
00:18:11 Look. See those guys in black suits?
00:18:13 -They work here. We got it covered.
00:18:16 Dedication's one thing, but this job
00:18:21 You want to look like me
00:18:25 ...ish?
00:18:27 I'll be in the gym if you need me.
00:18:30 All right, there was a killing earlier.
00:18:33 Alien-on-alien.
00:18:35 Take Tee with you
00:18:39 Tee. Right.
00:18:39 Tee. Right.
00:18:46 You have got to stop neuralyzing
00:18:49 He was crying
00:18:52 I hate that.
00:18:54 And plus, you can't count Elle.
00:18:56 She wanted to go back to the morgue.
00:19:00 -You need a partner.
00:19:03 I'll be his partner.
00:19:06 Jay, wait up.
00:19:09 -Thought I'd never get out.
00:19:11 Sure thing.
00:19:13 But if I say so myself,
00:19:16 Not that I've had problems
00:19:19 When you get down to--
00:19:21 Nice sled, very swank.
00:19:23 Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives.
00:19:46 Frank!
00:19:49 Bring your head in this window
00:19:52 Got it.
00:20:00 Frank!
00:20:03 My money? It's missionary.
00:20:05 I was in the Bowery,
00:20:08 A little thick in the body,
00:20:10 That's just not appealing to me, man.
00:20:14 I say we do the good cop,
00:20:16 You interrogate the witness
00:20:19 How about we do the good cop,
00:20:23 You got it, partner.
00:20:26 Absolute quiet. Not a word out of me.
00:20:30 What do we got?
00:20:34 -What do we got?
00:20:37 -We sent samples to Em for analysis.
00:20:45 -Funny.
00:20:47 Girl. Saw everything.
00:20:50 She's taking it well.
00:20:52 I won't answer any more questions.
00:20:56 -I'll handle this one.
00:20:59 Alone. A talking dog might be
00:21:02 What do you want me to do?
00:21:05 Sniff around.
00:21:07 What?
00:21:09 Funny.
00:21:11 Take a deep breath.
00:21:13 What part is she supposed
00:21:20 I'm Agent Jay.
00:21:21 Tell me what you saw.
00:21:23 -A two-headed guy and a woman.
00:21:26 Gray, with tentacles
00:21:29 His skin off.
00:21:30 It's not skin. It's protoplasma polymer
00:21:36 -What was the last thing you ate?
00:21:38 -What time?
00:21:40 -Spinach?
00:21:43 You need pie.
00:21:44 They kept asking Ben about a light.
00:21:45 They kept asking Ben about a light.
00:21:50 You okay?
00:21:52 An hour ago, a man I've known
00:21:56 ...because of a woman
00:21:58 ...and a two-headed guy
00:22:01 So yeah, everything's okay.
00:22:05 When we're kids,
00:22:09 ...our hearts tell us there is
00:22:13 I know what I saw.
00:22:23 I'm a member of a secret organization
00:22:29 Ben was an alien.
00:22:31 I don't know why they did it,
00:22:36 Okay.
00:22:39 -Okay?
00:22:43 Okay.
00:22:49 -I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to--
00:22:52 No!
00:22:54 Just a little flash and everything
00:22:58 After you flash me...
00:23:02 ...if I see you again,
00:23:05 I'll see you.
00:23:09 But you won't see me.
00:23:11 Must be hard.
00:23:13 Must be very lonely.
00:23:31 Excuse me.
00:23:33 -I gotta go.
00:23:38 I'll flash you some other time.
00:23:58 What?
00:24:04 -Did you tell the girl you love her?
00:24:10 You're attracted. She's not my species,
00:24:14 I should take advice on love
00:24:18 Easy, pal. That's canine profiling,
00:24:39 Hey, Jay, wait up.
00:24:41 Coming through. MiB brass.
00:24:44 I'm Agent Eff, Jay's new partner.
00:24:48 Frank, just cool out, dog.
00:24:52 -Got kids?
00:24:54 Want them?
00:24:58 Get him off me!
00:25:09 -Talk to me.
00:25:11 Serleena.
00:25:13 -Serleena. Old girlfriend?
00:25:15 The perps were looking
00:25:18 -Zartha.
00:25:20 This makes no sense.
00:25:22 -We took care of this a long time ago.
00:25:26 That is very bad news.
00:25:28 The Zarthans came to Earth
00:25:32 -We don't do that.
00:25:36 Well, Zed....
00:25:37 I got a Kylothian class C in my park.
00:25:42 Positive. I gave the order.
00:25:46 -lt's as if I gave it to you.
00:25:49 -Can't.
00:25:50 Sort of. He works at the post office.
00:25:54 No.
00:25:55 If Serleena gets to Kay before we do,
00:25:58 The Earth's very existence
00:26:01 Too bad you wiped out
00:26:04 Bring him in.
00:26:06 Now.
00:26:07 How cool is this? Going to get Kay.
00:26:11 The guy who taught you everything.
00:26:14 -The greatest agent in MiB history!
00:26:23 Stay.
00:26:24 Listen, partner.
00:26:27 ...but I only play one here on Earth.
00:26:30 -Whatever. Wipe your mouth.
00:26:38 People of Truro,
00:26:42 To facilitate your shipping needs...
00:26:45 ...all packages must be
00:26:47 This one is an example of
00:26:51 I think you know what I mean,
00:26:54 Brown paper and triple-twist twine
00:26:59 Thank you for your time.
00:27:03 -Kay.
00:27:07 Kevin.
00:27:10 Kevin. That's funny.
00:27:16 You don't remember.
00:27:18 I never worked in a funeral home.
00:27:23 Straight to the point.
00:27:25 You were an agent of an organization
00:27:29 We're the Men in Black.
00:27:34 There is a free mental health clinic
00:27:38 -Next.
00:27:40 -Twenty Rugrats stamps.
00:27:42 The Postal Service hasn't kept up
00:27:47 ...Berlin airlift stamps.
00:27:50 American Samoa?
00:27:53 I'm sorry, got a world to save here.
00:27:57 There was no coma.
00:27:59 -Who are you?
00:28:01 The postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts,
00:28:08 -ls that decaf?
00:28:10 We have a breach.
00:28:12 Full perimeter wipe-down,
00:28:16 Get a mop and escort all civilian
00:28:20 Listen to yourself, Kay.
00:29:19 Why do you think you're
00:29:24 Just about everybody who works
00:29:35 No smoking.
00:29:46 Kay.
00:29:48 My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy
00:29:51 You're nothing special.
00:29:53 When you look at the stars,
00:29:56 ...like you don't know who you are.
00:29:58 Like you know more about out there
00:30:02 That's why she left you, Kay.
00:30:09 Okay, I'll tell you what.
00:30:11 You want to know who you really are,
00:30:15 If not, people are waiting
00:30:22 Think he'll bite?
00:30:29 I'm just going for a ride. If things
00:30:33 Hey, Kay.
00:30:36 How's it hanging?
00:30:53 Good to see you, Kay.
00:30:55 Good to see you too,
00:30:59 Well, let's see
00:31:14 Welcome back, Agent Kay.
00:31:17 Agent Kay.
00:31:19 Greetings, Kay.
00:31:23 Wow, look who's back.
00:31:25 I don't mean to bother you--
00:31:28 -That's what they tell me.
00:31:31 The most respected agent
00:31:34 The most feared human in the universe.
00:31:36 Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee?
00:31:39 -Black, two sugars, if you're going.
00:31:42 -Yeah, I'll take a-- My man?
00:31:47 How'd it go?
00:31:49 The Drolacks are gone
00:31:52 Good work.
00:31:53 What about that position you
00:31:56 Still working on the alien
00:32:00 That's not what you promised me.
00:32:02 -You're breaking up.
00:32:04 -I'll call you back.
00:32:09 I think Earth might be in a bad way.
00:32:14 -Well, neither rain, sleet, snow....
00:32:17 Get him armed and up to speed
00:32:22 -Frank?
00:32:23 I'm gonna need them together
00:32:27 I need an assistant. It's not
00:32:31 Dental?
00:32:35 The most advanced technologies from
00:32:37 The most advanced technologies from
00:32:39 What's this?
00:32:42 All is lost! All is lost!
00:32:46 Don't touch that!
00:32:48 I didn't do anything.
00:32:50 Hands in your pockets.
00:33:03 Your favorite weapon.
00:33:08 -That?
00:33:11 -Let's go put it on.
00:33:13 The last suit you'll ever wear.
00:33:15 Again.
00:33:24 The deneuralyzer.
00:33:27 Magneto-energy will surge
00:33:30 ...unlocking information that could
00:33:35 Okay. What's that thing?
00:33:39 The deneuralyzer.
00:33:49 Welcome to planet Earth.
00:33:53 Go out only at night.
00:33:54 If you must go out during the daylight,
00:34:03 Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:34:09 Name and planet of origin?
00:34:12 Sylona Gorth. Planet Jorn.
00:34:17 -Any fruits or vegetables?
00:34:21 Reason for visit?
00:34:22 Education. I want to learn
00:34:26 They told me I've got real potential.
00:34:31 Help! Heart attack!
00:34:34 Clear!
00:34:37 Wake up, champ!
00:34:44 -Oh, jeez.
00:34:48 Lockdown.
00:34:51 This is not good. This is not good.
00:35:00 -Breach! We're being flushed.
00:35:04 -Ever been to a water park?
00:35:41 Flushed.
00:35:44 Yeah, man, back when you was an agent,
00:35:48 Yeah, every Saturday night, you'd
00:35:53 I'd be like, "No."
00:35:56 You can't quit on me.
00:35:58 I save the world, you tell me
00:36:01 Cool.
00:36:05 -Hop in.
00:36:13 Does that come standard?
00:36:14 It came with a black dude,
00:36:21 I could rule this place
00:36:26 Trapped like rats...
00:36:29 ...in a Chia Pet.
00:36:30 Computer, surveillance MiB.
00:36:37 MiB's locked down.
00:36:41 Computer, magnify. Times 10.
00:36:46 Communicator. Frank.
00:36:48 -Jay, where are you?
00:36:51 -MiB's code 101.
00:36:53 Some hot-looking biker chick.
00:36:56 -Stay where you are. I'll be in touch.
00:37:01 -Find Kay?
00:37:03 -Not active. Civilian.
00:37:05 -He was--
00:37:07 -To get--
00:37:08 -Memory's shot. But we'll find him.
00:37:14 What?
00:37:15 What do you make of that?
00:37:18 -Yeah, a smile.
00:37:21 Officially. The plans leaked out
00:37:24 Computer, Internet.
00:37:27 Deneuralyzer.
00:37:33 Perfect. It's an old friend.
00:37:42 Jay, ain't seen you in a while.
00:37:44 Did you peep that drop-top thing
00:37:47 My business is banging, dog.
00:37:50 You gotta check out the website.
00:37:54 Okay, whoa. He's retired, right?
00:37:56 We need the deneuralyzer.
00:37:58 -You're kidding.
00:38:04 Do you remember me?
00:38:07 Can't say I do.
00:38:09 I think I'd remember that.
00:38:12 The great Kay's a neutral.
00:38:14 You're between me and my memories.
00:38:19 No.
00:38:21 Fresh out.
00:38:24 Can't help you.
00:38:28 Don't got it.
00:38:38 Even if I did, if it doesn't work,
00:38:42 If it does, I've brought back Kay,
00:38:46 So, what's my incentive?
00:38:49 Okay, homey, I keep it downstairs
00:38:56 Alien prisoners released,
00:39:00 Prisoners of MiB,
00:39:03 Now it's the scum's turn.
00:39:05 I'm in a jam,
00:39:08 I need the Light of Zartha,
00:39:12 Whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth.
00:39:14 Find a deneuralyzer.
00:39:18 Check.
00:39:20 Now.
00:39:25 Jarra, good to see you.
00:39:31 Okay, that should do it.
00:39:33 If I could have your attention
00:39:38 Keep your hands inside the vehicle.
00:39:40 lf, during the ride,
00:39:44 ...there's nothing we can do about it.
00:39:48 Have you removed all your jewelry?
00:39:52 -Are you allergic to shellfish?
00:39:54 Right, then!
00:40:04 Have you used this?
00:40:05 I used it to make some hot-air popcorn.
00:40:09 Okay! Let's make it happen, cap'n!
00:41:07 Perfect.
00:41:23 -You're back.
00:41:25 -How'd you know his head grows back?
00:41:30 Real nice. Okay, that's the last time
00:41:37 -Kay, you remember anything?
00:41:40 -Kay!
00:41:42 I never got the updated software.
00:41:46 Your brain needs to reboot.
00:41:49 Give it a minute.
00:41:50 Kay!
00:41:52 Bottom of my heart, I'm really sorry.
00:41:55 Bottom of my heart, I'm really sorry.
00:41:57 All those years of loyalty and trust,
00:42:04 Right over there!
00:42:07 -Where's Kay?
00:42:10 Kay's retired. I'm his
00:42:13 Right in the pie hole.
00:42:17 -Lower your weapon.
00:42:25 Jay, how are you, boo-boo?
00:42:28 -These guys really need Kay.
00:42:31 -Tell me something we don't know.
00:42:34 I am so sorry.
00:42:36 -God bless you.
00:42:40 If I don't bring Kay back to MiB,
00:42:44 -Now, where is he?
00:42:46 You don't look too good.
00:42:49 Yeah, and you look like crap.
00:42:54 I take that back. He look like crap.
00:42:59 -Bend him!
00:43:01 Wait, don't bend him.
00:43:41 Damn decent of you.
00:43:43 Don't mention it.
00:44:06 -I'm gonna be sick.
00:44:09 -Fellas, I think he's telling the truth.
00:44:15 -Didn't I teach you anything, kid?
00:44:21 Go for the mosh tendrils!
00:44:26 Kay, he's a ball-chinnian.
00:44:33 -You were in a tight spot.
00:44:35 -You need a partner.
00:44:38 I'm back. You got some dust
00:44:41 So you got your memory back.
00:44:43 -What the hell is going on?
00:44:46 -The Light of Zartha?
00:44:48 Cool.
00:44:53 You don't remember
00:44:55 Must've neuralyzed myself
00:44:58 -Good plan. What you doing?
00:45:01 -Wait, no. Whoa.
00:45:04 What you remember is you used
00:45:08 I drive the new hotness.
00:45:11 Old and busted, new hotness.
00:45:23 Old busted hotness.
00:45:26 -Serleena, please.
00:45:29 I'm just touched you remembered me.
00:45:33 Never forget a pretty
00:45:38 Zed?
00:45:40 Zed? Look at you.
00:45:42 Twenty-five years,
00:45:45 Cut out the meat and dairy.
00:45:47 And you, still a pile of squirmy
00:45:51 So feisty.
00:45:58 Bring him in.
00:46:00 Don't think so.
00:46:01 What about the Light's secret?
00:46:05 ...it self-destructs,
00:46:09 I lose, you lose.
00:46:13 You don't want the Light on Earth
00:46:20 All right, Serleena.
00:46:23 You win.
00:46:26 Zed? Is that you?
00:46:30 Zed. Hello?
00:46:42 So feisty.
00:46:49 Fastest way back to MiB,
00:46:52 Right here. Right.
00:46:56 Next right on 37th.
00:46:58 Right here. Right!
00:47:01 We're not going back.
00:47:03 Headquarters has been breached, man.
00:47:08 Not ready.
00:47:10 Look, you've been out for five years.
00:47:14 I understand you're scared.
00:47:17 -I'm not scared.
00:47:19 I just thought we was bonding.
00:47:23 You're acting like a rookie.
00:47:27 -No wonder Zed brought me back.
00:47:31 Your attitude makes for
00:47:34 Tell it to the hand.
00:47:38 Exactly. Serleena broke into MiB
00:47:43 Into a trap.
00:47:45 Which is why we can't
00:47:48 We need a plan. Where we going?
00:47:51 -You're the boss.
00:47:58 I'll contact the witness.
00:48:01 Things have changed.
00:48:05 See, originally, I'd--
00:48:08 No, I was going to--
00:48:13 -Then neuralyzed her?
00:48:14 -Then neuralyzed her?
00:48:14 MiB code 773ll-1 clearly states
00:48:21 -Drop that weapon!
00:48:23 Jay, I'm-- I'm sorry.
00:48:24 No, no, I'm fine. It's my fault.
00:48:28 Kay, my partner.
00:48:30 Pleasure.
00:48:33 Thanks for sending those agents over
00:48:37 MiB procedural code 594-B...
00:48:40 ...states that MiB personnel
00:48:43 Ben, the Zarthan, was vaporized here.
00:48:48 Ben.
00:48:50 -Was he 5'7", thinning hair?
00:48:53 Nope. Never seen him before
00:48:56 That is a hell of a fish.
00:49:01 Wait a minute.
00:49:08 You left yourself clues?
00:49:09 In case I was deneuralyzed because
00:49:14 If the joker that had got deneuralyzed
00:49:18 Boys.
00:49:22 All right. You pointing at something.
00:49:29 Excuse me.
00:49:32 The astronaut.
00:49:35 Jay?
00:49:37 Okay, all right. He's pointing....
00:49:39 He's like....
00:49:44 Who would stack boxes like this?
00:49:46 A box stacker who's not stacking boxes.
00:49:50 It's an arrow.
00:49:55 -Jay?
00:49:58 Whatever we're looking for
00:50:03 Anchovy filets in virgin olive oil.
00:50:09 I hope I'm not slowing you down.
00:50:12 Good work, partner. Yeah.
00:50:15 -We gotta figure out where it goes.
00:50:18 -No. Not yet.
00:50:23 I know the code,
00:50:27 To us. Well, for help.
00:50:30 Well, she can't stay here.
00:50:35 -You can stay with friends of mine.
00:50:39 Kind of.
00:50:40 Jay!
00:50:42 -Low bridge!
00:50:45 Hey, what's happening, fellas?
00:50:49 -Bad.
00:50:50 -I need your help. This is Laura.
00:50:54 Easy, easy!
00:50:56 They're worms.
00:50:57 Once you go worm,
00:51:01 -That's what they say. They just:
00:51:05 They're suspended
00:51:07 -We were framed.
00:51:10 -Kay!
00:51:12 -They said you were dead.
00:51:15 Laura's very important to me.
00:51:17 To us. To the stuff--
00:51:22 -Keep an eye on her.
00:51:25 No problem!
00:51:29 -Why don't you sit here?
00:51:31 Hey, shut up!
00:51:36 My communicator, in case you need it.
00:51:42 -Nice move.
00:51:46 -Just watch out for Neeble.
00:51:53 -Which one of y'all is Neeble?
00:51:55 Him, right there. It's fine.
00:51:59 Don't fall asleep.
00:52:03 Twister!
00:52:07 Run over your plan one more time.
00:52:12 You neuralyzed memory of the Light
00:52:16 Right.
00:52:17 Photo pointing to a key in a pizzeria
00:52:22 -ln the locker, we'll find another clue.
00:52:29 -I like to keep my enemies confused.
00:52:35 -Are you gonna slow me down?
00:52:39 Why don't you go grab us some coffee?
00:52:41 Sure. How do you take it?
00:52:45 I don't know what's in there,
00:52:49 Kay, for real, man.
00:52:57 Kay!
00:52:59 All hail Kay! All hail Kay!
00:53:02 Oh, Kay, can you see
00:53:06 You are the man who would be king
00:53:09 Praise Kay!
00:53:10 Oh, good and gentle townsfolk
00:53:15 -...did I leave anything here?
00:53:19 Left to illuminate our streets
00:53:22 -I've been looking everywhere for this.
00:53:27 I got y'all, it's cool.
00:53:30 Titanium case.
00:53:33 -That's banging.
00:53:36 Jay.
00:53:39 All hail Jay!
00:53:41 Oh, Jay, can you see
00:53:43 -Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of--
00:53:47 -Wait! The commandments!
00:53:49 The tablet! The tablet!
00:53:52 We have lived by its word, and peace
00:53:57 Pass it on to others! So that they too
00:54:00 Be kind! Rewind!
00:54:02 Reconcile your past...
00:54:04 ...in order to move into your future!
00:54:07 Two for one every Wednesday.
00:54:09 Give twice as much as ye receive
00:54:13 Every Wednesday.
00:54:14 Large adult entertainment section
00:54:22 That's just nasty.
00:54:24 -What's with the video card?
00:54:26 -The watch?
00:54:28 -Of what?
00:54:30 Guess.
00:54:31 I guess we have till midnight.
00:54:37 Look. Here's an idea. Let's stop
00:54:41 ...get a couple fission carbonizers
00:54:46 It's all about to make sense, kid.
00:54:48 Is this card valid?
00:54:51 -This card hasn't been used in years.
00:54:55 -Billions of frequent flier miles.
00:54:58 I wanted to go to Cambodia. You can
00:55:02 The airlines black out holidays.
00:55:08 Can you tell us anything
00:55:11 You never checked out a tape.
00:55:13 You reserved one once,
00:55:17 -Newton.
00:55:19 It's all stopped up.
00:55:27 -Still think I'm paranoid?
00:55:31 Gentlemen, my name is Newton.
00:55:36 -You need professional help.
00:55:41 Okay, so, new case, huh?
00:55:43 Episode 27, Light of Zartha.
00:55:47 Got it.
00:55:49 Jarra, it's a sin they've kept
00:55:53 Their agent Jay caught me siphoning
00:55:57 They're touchy about global warming.
00:55:59 I need a spacecraft that can travel
00:56:03 I'll give you
00:56:05 -Give me Jay. We'll call it even.
00:56:08 You've got till midnight.
00:56:15 Gatbot, I got a little
00:56:23 Newton? Newton, is that you?
00:56:26 Yes, Mom, I'm up here
00:56:29 I wanna have your baby.
00:56:30 Would you like some mini-pizza?
00:56:34 You guys want some mini-pizzas?
00:56:37 They're like mini-bagels,
00:56:40 She'll put a little fontina cheese on.
00:56:43 She has palsy, so she ends
00:56:52 No, thanks, we're cool.
00:56:54 All right.
00:56:57 Over here.
00:57:03 This is it.
00:57:05 Finally some hard evidence.
00:57:07 Gentlemen, before I play the tape,
00:57:12 What's up with anal probing?
00:57:13 Aliens travel billions of light
00:57:18 Boy, move.
00:57:20 Okay. Just a question.
00:57:24 Here is one of their stories
00:57:28 ...from one of their files
00:57:33 1978. Devastating war of Zartha
00:57:38 Looks like Spielberg's work.
00:57:40 But the Zarthans had a great treasure,
00:57:44 A source of power so awesome,
00:57:48 ...could mean victory and restoration
00:57:51 ...or complete annihilation, if it
00:57:56 A group of Zarthans made the journey,
00:58:00 Lauranna.
00:58:02 ...Princess Lauranna.
00:58:05 Lauranna beseeched the Men in Black
00:58:09 But they could not intervene.
00:58:12 No.
00:58:14 It was night.
00:58:17 And it was raining.
00:58:19 You've been very wise.
00:58:21 Kay, please. If Serleena takes
00:58:26 If we extend protection for the Light
00:58:30 ...we put Earth in jeopardy.
00:58:33 -Where is it?
00:58:36 If you want it, go get it.
00:58:42 No!
00:59:13 And so never knowing it happened...
00:59:15 ...the people of Earth
00:59:18 ...by a secret society of protectors--
00:59:23 I shouldn't have.
00:59:25 You never sent it off the planet.
00:59:29 You hid it here.
00:59:32 The worm guys.
00:59:38 Are you one of Newton's
00:59:41 -Yes, ma'am, I am. Look here, please.
00:59:46 A neuralyz--
00:59:49 Okay, first, get some contact lenses.
00:59:53 Joints look like they pick up cable.
00:59:55 Second, take her to Cambodia. Get
01:00:00 Third, the second y'all get back
01:00:04 ...move your bum ass
01:00:07 -Let's go.
01:00:09 -Agent Jay?
01:00:12 And there ain't no such thing
01:00:22 -You wanna go to Cambodia?
01:00:27 Hey, Mom?
01:00:29 Communicator, Jay.
01:00:32 -Laura, it's me.
01:00:35 What's up, Jay?
01:00:37 -Quit touching my butt!
01:00:41 They're good at this.
01:00:44 They were telling me about Oprah,
01:00:47 Maybe landed in Chicago.
01:00:51 -Are you wearing a bracelet?
01:00:54 Is it glowing?
01:01:00 -lt's never done that before.
01:01:03 Communicator, Frank.
01:01:05 Deactivate the lockdown. We're headed
01:01:10 Got it, Jay. Scrad?
01:01:13 Bitch.
01:01:15 Why didn't you say I love you?
01:01:17 -He's a dog. I don't even like him.
01:01:22 That's why you didn't neuralyze her.
01:01:25 -Like you did with Lauranna?
01:01:30 I don't want to see you
01:01:33 Whatever, man.
01:01:39 Laura?
01:01:47 Damn!
01:01:53 Never stood half a chance.
01:01:56 Oh, boy.
01:01:58 That's gonna leave a scar.
01:02:01 -Where's Laura?
01:02:03 -Some dumb two-headed guy.
01:02:07 We got 39 minutes.
01:02:10 ...pull yourselves together.
01:02:13 Damn.
01:02:15 That's feeling better.
01:02:17 -Hey, guys, wait up!
01:02:20 Serleena has the bracelet.
01:02:22 She also wants me.
01:02:24 -What's the book say?
01:02:27 -We need wig-splitting weapons.
01:02:35 Paw Paw's coming to visit me.
01:02:38 Paw Paw and ZuZu love
01:02:41 Don't worry, folks. I used to live
01:02:45 Don't worry, folks. I used to live
01:02:49 Nice place.
01:02:50 Nice place.
01:03:04 See you.
01:03:15 You did not see a room
01:03:18 You will cherish and love each other
01:03:21 Which could be the next 28 minutes,
01:03:25 And she can stay up
01:03:28 ...and have cookies
01:03:41 Four minutes to launch.
01:03:44 Four minutes to launch.
01:03:46 -Your ship is ready.
01:03:54 Ready, guys?
01:03:55 Lock and load, baby.
01:03:57 -You ready, kid?
01:03:59 I saved the world
01:04:02 They're the Backstreet Boys of
01:04:07 Know what you're doing?
01:04:09 I'm about to attack one
01:04:12 ...with four worms and a mailman.
01:04:16 No, no, wait!
01:04:23 A code 101 lockdown!
01:04:25 The building gets pressurized.
01:04:29 Yeah, you knew.
01:04:32 You got it.
01:04:39 It's about time you guys got here.
01:05:05 Yummy. Someone I need to eat.
01:05:09 Get to the launch pad. The bracelet
01:05:13 -Do not come back for me.
01:05:15 Do not come back for me.
01:05:22 -Worm guys, give me some cover fire.
01:05:36 Go!
01:05:48 -Limber.
01:05:51 -Shut off power so they can't take off.
01:05:57 -That way.
01:06:00 No problem.
01:06:16 Nice to see you again, Kay.
01:06:22 -Three minutes to launch.
01:06:25 Three minutes to launch.
01:06:27 Hello, Jay. Long time.
01:06:29 Jarra! What's up, man?
01:06:32 -What's it been? Five years?
01:06:34 You count every one
01:06:37 You shouldn't have tried to steal
01:06:42 Over our dead titanium bodies!
01:06:45 Two minutes.
01:06:53 Let's play this one by ear.
01:06:58 -I should have vaporized you before.
01:07:02 Didn't you, Kay?
01:07:04 You silly little man.
01:07:35 Two minutes to launch.
01:07:39 Just go, I'll be fine!
01:07:41 What you talking about?
01:07:44 Jarra, you are under arrest
01:07:48 ...and for making that many copies.
01:07:51 I want him in pieces.
01:07:55 Jarra Jr. is going, going...
01:07:58 ...gone!
01:08:13 -Rectum.
01:08:16 Never get tired of that one.
01:08:17 -Where do we shut off the power?
01:08:26 -I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute.
01:08:36 Down to one now, Jarra!
01:08:48 Thirty seconds to launch.
01:08:58 Fifteen seconds to launch.
01:09:04 Ten seconds to launch.
01:09:06 Eight.
01:09:07 Seven.
01:09:09 Six.
01:09:11 Five.
01:09:12 Four.
01:09:13 Three.
01:09:15 Two.
01:09:17 Launch terminated.
01:09:20 -What did you mean, leave you?
01:09:23 Cracked your head.
01:09:26 -Half the time you were on your back.
01:09:31 You've lost, you insignificant speck.
01:09:34 You've wasted 25 years
01:09:37 The total annihilation of Zartha.
01:09:41 I'll give you one last chance
01:09:46 -What are you gonna do to stop me?
01:09:51 Your flight's been canceled.
01:10:00 Shut down power. Shut down power.
01:10:05 Yeah.
01:10:08 -Worms!
01:10:15 -Give me the bracelet.
01:10:18 Everybody in the car.
01:10:34 This bracelet is what
01:10:37 It's often something small.
01:10:39 It's not the Light.
01:10:43 If we don't get there in 11 minutes...
01:10:45 ...that bracelet will go nuclear
01:10:48 What?!
01:10:51 Hello.
01:10:53 -Wait.
01:11:10 Damn.
01:11:12 -Modified to hyper-speed!
01:11:19 What's that?
01:11:20 At hyper-speed, you have
01:11:28 Toggle switches for the ailerons.
01:11:37 I just want you to know--
01:11:39 Hold on to that for one second.
01:11:45 Computer, worms.
01:11:47 I said, "Bitch, if you don't want me
01:11:52 -...turn around and exit the planet."
01:11:56 Main hall, egg display.
01:11:58 We're taking fire.
01:12:01 Computer at MiB can destroy
01:12:07 Jay? Frank. You were the best darn
01:12:12 Godspeed.
01:12:15 Frank? Frank?
01:12:17 Okay, here we go, automatic pilot.
01:12:22 -lt is not automatic piloting.
01:12:26 -I could use a steering wheel!
01:12:32 -Didn't you ever have a Game Boy?
01:12:35 You know what? Move.
01:12:37 That is not the navigational stalk!
01:12:52 Okay, straight down.
01:12:59 Idiots.
01:13:10 Subway may not be the best place
01:13:15 -Where is he?
01:13:17 Jeff. Hang on!
01:13:21 Oops.
01:13:23 Teeth.
01:13:58 Running out of time, Kay.
01:14:02 Right here.
01:14:05 -What?
01:14:08 -No. No way.
01:14:11 You're mistaken. I work at a pizzeria.
01:14:13 Two days ago, I was running a post
01:14:17 Laura, you are the Light.
01:14:21 The leader of your people.
01:14:24 The power is within you
01:14:27 I protected you until it was
01:14:36 You will save a world.
01:14:40 -I'm a Libra.
01:14:42 -When you get sad, it rains.
01:14:47 It rains because you're sad, baby.
01:15:43 It's not fair.
01:15:50 Never is.
01:15:54 We are who we are...
01:15:55 ...even if we sometimes forget.
01:16:07 Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you!
01:16:10 Get back in the subway!
01:16:18 That's not good.
01:16:22 Wait! No!
01:16:25 Jay!
01:16:26 I cannot emphasize strongly enough how
01:16:32 Laura! You have to go!
01:16:35 Oh, jeez.
01:16:38 Go. He's fine.
01:16:42 Nope!
01:16:46 About to lay the smackdown
01:16:49 Laura! It's your destiny!
01:16:52 I was talking, Kay!
01:16:55 Hey! No biting.
01:16:59 If you don't go, we all die.
01:17:05 You're just as beautiful
01:17:14 Kay? A little help?
01:17:29 Kay?
01:17:32 Might I suggest a bigger gun?
01:18:01 -Kid?
01:18:03 -Thanks for bringing me back.
01:18:07 Why didn't you tell me?
01:18:08 Would you have let her go?
01:18:32 So, what's it like on the outside?
01:18:36 It's nice.
01:18:38 Sleep late on the weekends.
01:18:45 I did miss this city.
01:18:48 So Laura is Princess Lauranna's
01:18:54 -Did y'all--?
01:18:58 Let's go?
01:18:59 Thousands of people in New York
01:19:04 Plan needs to be thought out.
01:19:13 Kid, I'll get you trained yet.
01:19:15 I want one of those.
01:19:17 Damn!
01:19:23 -Hey.
01:19:24 -How you doing?
01:19:27 We've all been there. The girl is gone
01:19:31 -No.
01:19:33 No.
01:19:34 Still sulking?
01:19:36 -No.
01:19:37 You miss her. It happens to all of us.
01:19:41 When our bodies were in the positions
01:19:45 Zed!
01:19:47 Come on, man! Damn!
01:19:49 I'll tell you about dames.
01:19:51 They say they want to be scratched,
01:19:55 Hey! Frank.
01:19:56 What? Still sitting shiva?
01:19:59 No. No advice.
01:20:01 No talking.
01:20:03 Hell, no.
01:20:05 Fellas, I swear, I'm fine.
01:20:09 All hail Jay! All hail Jay!
01:20:12 -I brought them from Grand Central.
01:20:16 I thought it would put things
01:20:18 It's kind of sad.
01:20:21 They need to know the world
01:20:24 Still a rookie.
01:20:29 Whoa.