Men in Black

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00:02:54 Goddamn bugs.
00:03:15 Oh, shit!
00:03:22 Oh, crap.
00:03:35 Well, Nick the Dick.
00:03:37 Where you coming from?
00:03:39 Fishing in Cuernavaca.
00:03:41 Sure. Let's take a look
00:03:45 Come on.
00:03:53 l would've thrown them back.
00:04:01 What do you get?
00:04:04 Hope you saved it all for your lawyer.
00:04:12 We'll take it from here.
00:04:14 Who the hell are you?
00:04:15 lNS, Division 6.
00:04:17 Division 6?
00:04:19 Really?
00:04:21 Who you betting on?
00:04:23 Tough call, Kay.
00:04:25 What's up, how are you?
00:04:28 Good, good.
00:04:30 Grandma, don't worry.
00:04:32 Welcome to the United States.
00:04:35 Where are you going, Nogales?
00:04:37 Looking for work?
00:04:39 And you, the same?
00:04:41 And you?
00:04:43 Pleasure seeing you here.
00:04:45 And you?
00:04:47 What if l break your face?
00:04:52 You're very ugly, no?
00:04:56 You don't speak a word of Spanish.
00:04:59 We've got a winner here.
00:05:01 Oh, l know.
00:05:02 The rest of you can leave.
00:05:05 Don't move!
00:05:06 Get in the truck and leave.
00:05:09 Sir, you can't--
00:05:10 Don't ''sir'' me, young man.
00:05:12 You have no idea
00:05:16 Get in the truck right now!
00:05:20 We'll chat with our friend.
00:05:24 Keep on protecting us from
00:05:31 You ever hear of Division 6?
00:05:33 There is no Division 6.
00:05:35 This is bullshit.
00:05:37 Hell, yeah.
00:05:39 Looks like you fell off the bus
00:05:42 l'll bet you're not
00:05:49 Mikey?
00:05:57 Mikey, when they let you out of jail?
00:06:01 Political refugee.
00:06:02 You know how many treaties
00:06:05 -One?
00:06:10 You hand me that head.
00:06:17 Put up your arms and flippers.
00:06:30 Shit!
00:06:35 Shoot him!
00:07:06 -''That.''
00:07:10 Was not human. l know.
00:07:15 What the hell?
00:07:16 The situation's under control.
00:07:17 Give me your attention for a moment.
00:07:20 l'll tell you what happened.
00:07:30 This is called a neuralizer. lt's
00:07:35 This red eye isolates...
00:07:37 ...the brain's impulses,
00:07:40 Give me a splay burn on
00:07:43 ...with holes at 40, 60,
00:07:45 ...from right here.
00:07:52 That's good.
00:07:54 What's going on?
00:07:55 Excellent question.
00:07:57 The answer you're looking for
00:08:02 Who are you, really?
00:08:04 Really?
00:08:06 l am just a figment
00:08:13 Damn, what a gullible breed.
00:08:17 l'm serious. You're lucky
00:08:20 What blast?
00:08:21 The underground gas main.
00:08:23 You should exercise caution
00:08:25 ...l'll tell you that now.
00:08:29 Have yourself checked out with EMS
00:08:44 l'm sorry about back there.
00:08:46 lt happens.
00:08:47 Didn't used to.
00:08:51 The spirit's willing, Kay...
00:08:54 ...but the rest of me....
00:08:59 They're beautiful, aren't they?
00:09:01 The stars.
00:09:04 We never just look anymore.
00:09:11 l'll tell you, Kay...
00:09:14 ...l will miss the chase.
00:09:21 No, Dee...
00:09:23 ...you won't.
00:09:26 Freeze!
00:09:27 NYPD! Freeze!
00:09:31 All yours, Edwards.
00:09:34 Freeze means stop!
00:09:42 What the hell?!
00:09:52 lt just be raining black people
00:10:18 Do you see this?
00:10:20 N-Y-P-D!
00:10:22 Means l will knock your punk-ass down!
00:10:25 He's coming!
00:10:26 Yeah, and when he gets here,
00:10:33 You trying to catch a beat-down?
00:11:40 What's up?
00:11:42 He's coming.
00:11:44 He's coming because l failed.
00:11:47 You pissing everybody off today, huh?
00:11:51 You don't understand.
00:11:53 Your world's gonna end.
00:11:58 What are you?
00:12:05 Watch that ledge. Watch the ledge.
00:12:07 Come on down. We'll get those
00:12:10 Wait a minute.
00:12:20 l work my butt off to make a living.
00:12:22 All l want is to come home to
00:12:25 ...but instead l get this.
00:12:28 Don't take that away! l'm eating that!
00:12:32 l swear, l wouldn't
00:12:35 ...the way you skulk like a dog
00:12:39 l can't decide.
00:12:40 You're useless, Beatrice.
00:12:42 The only thing that pulls its weight
00:12:56 Figures.
00:13:06 What the heck is it?
00:13:08 Get your big butt back in the house.
00:13:22 Place projectile weapon on the ground.
00:13:26 You can have my gun...
00:13:28 ...when you pry it
00:13:30 Your proposal is acceptable.
00:14:13 Edgar, what on earth was that?
00:14:15 Sugar.
00:14:16 l've never seen sugar do that.
00:14:20 Give me sugar.
00:14:26 ln water.
00:14:34 More.
00:14:38 More.
00:14:53 Your skin is hanging off your bones.
00:15:07 ls that better?
00:15:36 ''The perpetrator blinked
00:15:39 Blinked with both eyes?
00:15:40 He blinked one set,
00:15:44 You know, like high beams
00:15:47 Was that before or after he drew
00:15:51 ...evaporated into a million pieces?
00:15:53 After, sir.
00:15:56 Why is it that no other officers saw
00:16:00 Some of them are
00:16:02 They weren't able to keep up.
00:16:04 lf you were half the man l am--
00:16:06 l am half the man that you are.
00:16:09 What is your problem?
00:16:11 You're in my face.
00:16:12 -l think he threw him off the roof.
00:16:15 l wanna talk to you.
00:16:16 Ten minutes,
00:16:19 Take 1 0 minutes on a StairMaster,
00:16:28 l believe you. Laurel Weaver.
00:16:30 Find me at the morgue. l'll show you.
00:16:33 Wait.
00:16:34 Wait a minute!
00:16:36 You're Dr. Weaver with the coroner's
00:16:40 -That's right.
00:16:49 Some night, huh?
00:16:51 Some night.
00:16:52 They were gills, not eyelids.
00:16:55 Gills. He was out of breath.
00:16:58 Who are you?
00:16:59 Did he say anything to you?
00:17:01 He said the world was
00:17:04 Did he say when?
00:17:11 Would you recognize his weapon
00:17:14 Absolutely.
00:17:17 Come on, let's take a ride.
00:17:19 Wait a minute. Look, l got
00:17:22 lt's all done.
00:17:23 Good work.
00:17:24 You really ran this dude down on foot?
00:17:27 That's double tough.
00:17:38 So who exactly are you with?
00:17:38 So who exactly are you with?
00:17:40 FBl? NSA?
00:17:43 l'm part of a bureau that licenses,
00:17:47 Yeah, whatever.
00:17:49 We're here.
00:17:52 This is where we're going?
00:17:54 This is Jack Jeebs' spot.
00:17:56 He buys from chain-snatchers.
00:17:58 Really?
00:18:00 All right, look.
00:18:01 l'm gonna go in and put my thing down,
00:18:05 Okay, go put your thing down.
00:18:12 Officer Eduardo!
00:18:14 How did these get here?
00:18:17 l hear you're into something hotter
00:18:20 l deal crack, but l still work here.
00:18:23 l'm talking about guns, smart-ass!
00:18:27 Come on!
00:18:32 Show him the imports, Jeebs.
00:18:34 Hey, Kay. How are you?
00:18:36 -Show him the imports.
00:18:39 Why do you lie to me?
00:18:41 Hold on a second.
00:18:43 l'll count to three.
00:18:44 He'll do it, Jeebs.
00:18:47 You know what? He's crazy
00:18:50 He's always crazy.
00:18:52 Take a cruise--
00:18:54 -Drop the weapon.
00:18:56 Drop the weapon!
00:18:57 -You warned him.
00:18:58 You insensitive jerk!
00:19:05 Do you have any idea
00:19:08 Show us the merchandise,
00:19:22 Mr. Edwards....
00:19:28 There, the one in the middle.
00:19:33 You sold a reverberating carbonizer
00:19:37 ...to an unlicensed cephalopoid!
00:19:40 He looked okay to me.
00:19:41 lt was for an assassination.
00:19:43 l don't know.
00:19:44 -Goddamn it!
00:19:48 All that's confiscated.
00:19:49 Be on the next transport off this rock,
00:19:57 And l'm gonna be back
00:20:22 Searching for a handle on the moment?
00:20:25 l can't help you.
00:20:28 The only comfort l can offer...
00:20:29 ...is my promise that tomorrow
00:20:33 That's not exactly
00:20:36 Ever seen one of these?
00:20:41 She looks over to her husband...
00:20:43 ...then sets it down in her lap
00:20:46 '' Honey, this one's eating my popcorn.''
00:20:53 Get it?
00:20:54 This one's eating....
00:20:57 Gotta go.
00:21:00 Wait a minute.
00:21:01 Who are you?
00:21:02 See what l mean about tequila?
00:21:05 But you need to lay off the sauce.
00:21:07 l'll see you bright and early, 9:00.
00:21:09 Be there...
00:21:11 ...or be square.
00:21:33 Well, well, well.
00:21:34 Moving right in, are we?
00:21:38 l got an eviction notice for you.
00:21:40 Just what exactly
00:21:43 Taking care of your pest problem.
00:21:45 Pest problem?
00:21:47 Pest?
00:21:48 You got a hell of an infestation.
00:21:51 You know, l've noticed
00:21:53 Everywhere l look, nothing but
00:21:56 ...barely conscious pond scum...
00:21:59 ...totally convinced
00:22:02 ...as they scurry about their short...
00:22:04 ...pointless lives.
00:22:09 Don't you wanna get rid of them?
00:22:11 ln the worst way.
00:22:47 Help you?
00:22:48 This dude gave me this card--
00:22:50 Elevator.
00:23:15 You're late. Sit down.
00:23:24 My name is Zed.
00:23:26 You're all here
00:23:29 Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs,
00:23:34 We want one of you.
00:23:35 Just one.
00:23:36 What will follow is
00:23:39 ...for motor skills,
00:23:43 l see we have a question.
00:23:45 l'm sorry, maybe you
00:23:49 ...why are we here?
00:23:50 Son.
00:23:52 Lieutenant Jensen.
00:23:55 We're here because you want
00:24:04 What's so funny, Edwards?
00:24:06 Your boy, Captain America, here.
00:24:08 ''The best of the best
00:24:11 ''With honours.''
00:24:13 He's just really excited...
00:24:15 ...and has no clue why we're here.
00:24:17 That's just very funny to me.
00:24:20 Y'all ain't laughing, though.
00:24:30 Okay, let's get going.
00:25:53 Wanna get down on this?
00:26:19 Edwards, what happened?
00:26:21 Hesitated.
00:26:25 May l ask why you felt
00:26:29 She was the only one
00:26:31 How'd you figure that?
00:26:33 l was gonna pop this guy
00:26:35 ...but he's just working out.
00:26:37 How'd l feel if somebody bust
00:26:41 Then l saw this snarling beast.
00:26:43 l noticed he had a tissue
00:26:46 ...he's not snarling,
00:26:48 Ain't no threat there.
00:26:50 Then l saw Tiffany.
00:26:51 8-year-old white girl,
00:26:54 ...bunch of monsters at night
00:26:57 She about to start some shit.
00:26:59 Those books are
00:27:02 lf you ask me, she's up to something.
00:27:04 l'd appreciate it if you
00:27:11 Or do l owe her an apology?
00:27:20 Good shot, though, right?
00:27:27 He has a problem with authority.
00:27:29 So do l.
00:27:31 But this kid ran down
00:27:34 That's gotta be tough enough.
00:27:37 Let's hope you know what you're doing.
00:27:47 Gentlemen, congratulations.
00:27:49 You're everything we expect
00:27:53 lf you'll just follow me,
00:27:56 An eye exam.
00:28:10 Where are you going?
00:28:13 What the hell is all this?
00:28:15 ln the 1 950s, the government
00:28:18 ...with the laughable purpose
00:28:21 ...with a race not of this planet.
00:28:23 Look at the end of this device.
00:28:25 Everyone thought the agency
00:28:29 ...who made contact on March 2, 1 961
00:28:32 There were nine of us the first night.
00:28:36 ...and a dumb kid who'd gotten lost.
00:28:38 You brought that tall man some flowers.
00:28:41 This way.
00:28:44 They were a group
00:28:46 Wanted Earth as an apolitical zone
00:28:50 You ever see Casablanca?
00:28:52 Same thing, except no Nazis.
00:28:53 We agreed and concealed
00:28:57 So these are real flying saucers
00:29:02 Why hold it in Queens?
00:29:03 More nonhumans arrive every year
00:29:06 Not to change the subject, but when
00:29:11 -Six months ago. lt's company policy.
00:29:15 Tell your boy Zed l had
00:29:18 ...and thank you for everything,
00:29:21 All right. l'm getting some coffee.
00:29:24 No, thank you, l'm fine.
00:29:31 How you doing?
00:29:32 Hi, Kay.
00:29:35 -That's not decaf, is it?
00:29:38 Don't tell me we only got powdered
00:29:43 Well, that's good. Good. Good.
00:29:46 You guys getting along all right?
00:29:49 Don't work too hard.
00:29:54 Sure you don't want some coffee?
00:30:03 Here's the deal.
00:30:04 At any given time, there are
00:30:08 Most of them here in Manhattan.
00:30:10 Most of them are decent.
00:30:13 -Cab drivers?
00:30:16 Humans, for the most part,
00:30:19 They're happy. They think
00:30:24 People are smart.
00:30:27 A person is smart.
00:30:28 People are dumb, panicky,
00:30:32 1 500 years ago, everybody knew
00:30:35 ...the centre of the universe.
00:30:37 500 years ago, everybody knew
00:30:41 And 1 5 minutes ago, you knew that
00:30:46 lmagine what you'll know...
00:30:49 ...tomorrow.
00:30:52 -What's the catch?
00:30:55 The catch is, you will sever
00:30:57 Nobody will ever know
00:31:02 ...ever.
00:31:06 l'll give you to sunrise
00:31:14 ls it worth it?
00:31:15 Yeah, it's worth it.
00:31:19 lf you're strong enough.
00:32:18 What's up, pops?
00:32:30 l'm in...
00:32:31 ...because there's some
00:32:34 Before y'all beam me up,
00:32:38 First off, you chose me,
00:32:41 l don't want nobody calling me
00:32:45 Cool. Whatever, slick.
00:32:47 But l need to tell you something
00:32:51 As of right now,
00:32:52 As of right now,
00:32:54 ...dick.
00:33:08 -Purpose of trip?
00:33:11 Duration of stay?
00:33:12 Lunch.
00:33:14 Any fruits or vegetables?
00:33:27 You wanna stay away from that guy.
00:33:31 He's grouchy.
00:33:33 Three hours in customs
00:33:36 ...will make anyone cranky.
00:33:37 What government branch
00:33:39 -None. They ask too many questions.
00:33:42 We hold patents on a few gadgets we
00:33:47 Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction.
00:33:49 This is a fascinating gadget.
00:33:51 lt'll replace CDs soon. l'll have to
00:33:55 That's fun. A universal translator.
00:33:59 Human thought is so primitive.
00:34:02 ...as an infectious disease
00:34:04 That kind of makes you proud.
00:34:06 What's this?
00:34:11 Just be calm!
00:34:13 Relax!
00:34:14 Watch your head!
00:34:16 Someone get him some ice!
00:34:18 Look out! Move! Just move
00:34:27 Damn!
00:34:29 l'll pay for that!
00:34:41 This thing caused
00:34:45 Practical joke
00:34:48 He thought it was funny.
00:34:50 Sorry, y'all.
00:34:52 lt was a accident. Sorry.
00:34:55 Observation,
00:34:57 Meet the twins, Blblup and Bob.
00:34:59 This map shows the location
00:35:03 Some are under constant surveillance.
00:35:05 Everyone on those screens is an alien.
00:35:07 ln public, they're as normal
00:35:11 You'll get the idea.
00:35:13 Oh, man.
00:35:15 Doesn't make any sense, right?
00:35:17 Well, no, it makes perfect sense.
00:35:20 ln third grade, everyone said
00:35:24 ...had to be from Venus or something.
00:35:26 Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually.
00:35:30 --revolve.
00:35:31 Class...
00:35:33 ...be quiet and pay attention!
00:35:36 lf l have to tell you...
00:35:38 ...one more time....
00:35:42 Let's put it on.
00:35:44 Put what on?
00:35:45 The last suit you'll ever wear.
00:36:00 You will dress only in attire
00:36:02 ...by MiB Special Services.
00:36:05 You'll conform to
00:36:08 ... eat where we tell you,
00:36:11 From now on...
00:36:12 ...you'll have no identifying
00:36:15 You will not stand out in any way.
00:36:18 Your entire image is crafted...
00:36:20 ... to leave no lasting memory
00:36:23 You are a rumour,
00:36:25 ... déja vu and dismissed
00:36:28 You don't exist.
00:36:33 Anonymity is your name.
00:36:35 Silence, your native tongue.
00:36:38 You're no longer part of the system.
00:36:40 You are above the system. Over it.
00:36:43 Beyond it.
00:36:45 We're ''them. '' We're ''they. ''
00:36:48 We are the Men in Black.
00:36:57 You know what the difference is
00:37:03 l make this look good.
00:37:07 We're gonna go for a little ride.
00:37:09 l'll put you down here for a minute,
00:37:43 Okay, now we're ready to go
00:37:46 We'll meet one of Daddy's friends,
00:37:52 Okay, let's see.
00:37:55 Bee, we got the deposed sur-prefect
00:37:58 ...touching down in the forest
00:38:01 -Humanoid?
00:38:05 Here. Red letter from last night.
00:38:07 We had an unauthorized landing
00:38:11 Keep your ears open
00:38:13 We're not hosting an
00:38:18 We got a skimmer.
00:38:20 Landed alien out of zone.
00:38:22 Redgick.
00:38:23 He's not cleared to leave Manhattan,
00:38:26 ...stuck on the New Jersey turnpike.
00:38:28 Take junior with you.
00:38:30 This is a good one
00:38:33 Go get him, tiger.
00:38:41 ''We're not hosting
00:38:45 Zed....
00:38:47 He just....
00:38:49 Unlimited technology from the
00:38:53 ...in a Ford POS.
00:38:57 Fasten your seat belt.
00:38:59 We gotta work on your people skills.
00:39:01 You'd get a better reaction
00:39:04 Fasten your seat belt, please.
00:39:06 Good. Did you hurt yourself?
00:39:11 The red button there, kid.
00:39:24 All right, pop,
00:39:27 Okay, sweetie, let me pay
00:39:59 Sorry l'm late. The cab drivers
00:40:03 Your Majesty,
00:40:06 Yeah, and they overcharge
00:40:09 Sir, a bug landed here.
00:40:13 A bug? He must know
00:40:15 We think he does.
00:40:18 ls that what l think it is?
00:40:20 No, just some diamonds
00:40:23 Do we have time to eat?
00:40:25 Sure. l ordered you
00:40:31 Six is up!
00:40:34 Where is lvan?
00:40:35 Gave him a break.
00:40:47 To the continued reign of
00:40:50 To the safety of the Galaxy.
00:40:59 You can kill us both,
00:41:03 You're right about one thing.
00:41:18 You're not going anywhere.
00:41:36 Your licence and registration, please.
00:41:42 Like to see your other licence
00:41:52 You're restricted to Manhattan.
00:41:56 lt's my wife. She's....
00:42:03 No big deal.
00:42:05 Okay, you come with me, Redge.
00:42:09 And you handle this.
00:42:11 What?! Me?
00:42:12 -You just catch.
00:42:15 He does it all the time.
00:42:25 Damn, man!
00:42:28 Something's peeking!
00:42:31 You're headed out of town.
00:42:33 -We're meeting someone.
00:42:35 -lt's a ship.
00:42:38 You didn't?
00:42:39 lt's an emergency.
00:42:42 You're doing fine!
00:42:44 What kind of emergency?
00:42:48 We don't like
00:42:50 Some of the new arrivals....
00:42:52 New arrivals? Have anything to do
00:42:56 Excuse me, miss!
00:43:00 Oh, man.
00:43:02 Oh, man!
00:43:06 Look.
00:43:07 Oh, man!
00:43:10 Congratulations, Redge.
00:43:13 ...squid.
00:43:18 You know, it's...
00:43:20 ...actually kind of...
00:43:27 ...cute.
00:43:36 Anything about that seem unusual?
00:43:41 What would scare Redgick so badly...
00:43:43 ...that he'd risk a warp jump
00:43:45 We'll check the hot sheets.
00:43:53 These are '' hot sheets''?
00:43:54 Best investigative reporting on Earth.
00:43:56 Read The New York Times if you want.
00:43:59 Cannot believe you're looking for tips
00:44:04 Not '' looking for.''
00:44:07 Found.
00:44:21 -Wait a minute, slow down.
00:44:24 Give her time to get the wrong
00:44:28 Can l help you?
00:44:30 Yes, ma'am. l'm Agent Manheim,
00:44:33 We'd like to talk about your visitor.
00:44:35 Gonna make fun of me too?
00:44:37 No, we do not have a sense of humour
00:44:42 Sure.
00:44:44 -Thank you.
00:44:45 Oh, yes, please.
00:44:51 The chief of police came
00:44:53 ...and did an investigation.
00:44:56 Took a police report and writ down
00:44:59 ...not believing one thing l said.
00:45:01 Sort of poking fun at me.
00:45:03 He asked me, '' lf he was murdered...
00:45:05 ...how was he able to walk
00:45:08 l gotta admit to you that
00:45:11 l tell you, l know Edgar,
00:45:15 lt was like something was
00:45:19 Like a suit...
00:45:21 ...an Edgar suit.
00:45:30 Dude was that ugly
00:45:35 l'm sorry.
00:45:37 Go on.
00:45:39 Anyway...
00:45:41 ...l come to and he's gone.
00:45:44 He say anything?
00:45:45 Yes. He asked me for some water.
00:45:48 Some sugar water.
00:45:50 Sugar water?
00:45:52 l remember that right.
00:45:55 ...that he asked me for sugar water
00:45:59 ...or regular water...
00:46:01 ...tap water.
00:46:03 All right, Beatrice.
00:46:06 The flash of light was not a U.F.O.
00:46:08 Gas was trapped in a thermal pocket
00:46:12 Wait a minute.
00:46:14 That thing erases her memory,
00:46:17 A standard-issue neuralizer.
00:46:19 That weak-ass story is
00:46:22 All right. On a more personal note...
00:46:25 ...Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend.
00:46:29 ...and decide you're better off.
00:46:30 Yeah, because he never
00:46:34 ln fact, you know what?
00:46:37 You kicked him out.
00:46:39 ...you'll go in town,
00:46:43 Get yourself some shoes.
00:46:48 And hire a decorator to come
00:46:59 When do l get my own flashy...
00:47:01 ...memory messer-upper?
00:47:02 When you grow up.
00:47:07 Please. Not green.
00:47:10 Oh, damn!
00:47:12 Do you know which alien leaves
00:47:15 ...and craves sugar water?
00:47:18 That was on Jeopardy last night.
00:47:21 Zed, we have a bug.
00:47:24 So....
00:47:27 Bugs thrive on carnage, tiger.
00:47:29 They consume, infest, destroy,
00:47:34 You were stung as a child, right?
00:47:36 lmagine a giant cockroach
00:47:40 ...a massive inferiority complex,
00:47:44 ...is terrorizing Manhattan lsland
00:47:48 That sound like fun?
00:47:51 What's the move?
00:47:53 With a bug in town,
00:48:08 Where do you want
00:48:10 Just leave it there.
00:48:11 What's with the cat?
00:48:13 There's a problem with the cat.
00:48:16 -What's the problem with the cat?
00:48:22 l hate the living.
00:48:25 Shall we?
00:48:55 Oh, my God!
00:49:01 Buddy, what are you?
00:49:10 Subject was approximately 1 1 2 degrees
00:49:14 ...indicating a temperature increase.
00:49:16 Examiner tried to verify this rectally,
00:49:20 Which is really--
00:49:22 Weird.
00:49:24 l'm Dr. Leo Manville, Department
00:49:29 You must not have a home life.
00:49:31 We watch the morgues carefully.
00:49:34 l'd say so. Triple homicide.
00:49:37 The first body was normal,
00:49:38 The first body was normal,
00:49:40 But when l opened up
00:49:43 Let me show you.
00:49:50 There's a skeletal structure
00:49:53 l'll have a look at it.
00:49:55 You and Dr. Weaver
00:49:57 This way, doctor.
00:49:59 This one's even stranger.
00:50:02 l did a laparotomy.
00:50:05 But we can start with the
00:50:09 Let's start wherever you started at.
00:50:12 Okey-dokey.
00:50:22 -ls this your cat?
00:50:24 lt came in with the body.
00:50:26 l'm sure he won't mind.
00:50:31 You have really pretty eyes.
00:50:34 Thank you.
00:50:39 Feel that?
00:50:40 Where the pyloric junction would be?
00:50:43 Notice anything strange?
00:50:47 Nope, all fine.
00:50:49 They're all missing.
00:50:51 Of course.
00:50:52 That's obviously
00:50:55 What l was pointing out
00:50:59 ...pieces...
00:51:01 ...of them left.
00:51:03 You know, so they're intact...
00:51:06 ...wherever they are whole.
00:51:09 Have we met before?
00:51:11 l'm having a feeling of deja vu.
00:51:15 -Yeah, me too.
00:51:18 Wanna know what l think?
00:51:20 He's under enough stress.
00:51:24 l think it's some kind of
00:51:27 The question is, what?
00:51:30 ls this freaking you out?
00:51:34 No, girl.
00:51:37 You know what l like to do sometimes
00:51:44 Dr. White.
00:51:47 Excuse me.
00:51:53 What do you think?
00:51:54 lnteresting. She got
00:51:58 Of the body.
00:51:59 Great body.
00:52:00 The dead body.
00:52:02 You have to look at that thing.
00:52:05 You recognize him?
00:52:07 He looks like the big guy l saw
00:52:10 What killed him?
00:52:13 A bug?
00:52:15 You're up, slugger.
00:52:20 Look at this.
00:52:23 What the hell is that?
00:52:42 Must....
00:52:45 To prevent...
00:52:49 ...contest.
00:52:52 What are you saying?
00:52:53 To prevent....
00:52:55 To prevent...
00:52:57 ...struggle?
00:53:00 To prevent....
00:53:01 War?
00:53:03 War.
00:53:06 The Galaxy...
00:53:09 ...is on...
00:53:11 ...Orion's...
00:53:15 ...be--
00:53:19 What is word?
00:53:21 The bed?
00:53:23 Belt? Orion's belt?
00:53:44 "To prevent war, the Galaxy
00:53:48 What the hell does that mean?
00:53:53 Doctor...
00:53:54 ...whatever, come here.
00:53:56 Dr. Whatever? You guys aren't really
00:54:00 Rosenberg. Damn!
00:54:02 The Arquillians won't like this.
00:54:07 This is an alien...
00:54:08 ...and you're from a government agency
00:54:11 He said, "To prevent war,
00:54:15 How else do you explain New York?
00:54:17 l was in this cab, and this guy was--
00:54:21 "Galaxy on Orion's belt"
00:54:23 That's what the little dude inside
00:54:27 Damn, man!
00:54:30 Whoever you are,
00:54:33 Of course, young lady.
00:54:36 -Would you stop that?
00:54:38 That thing will give her brain cancer.
00:54:41 Never hurt her before.
00:54:43 Special Services will be here.
00:54:45 How many times have you
00:54:48 Couple.
00:54:49 -Don't you worry about long-term damage?
00:54:52 -Have you flashy-thinged me?
00:54:54 l ain't playing with you! Have you?
00:55:06 l think l should be in charge
00:55:09 Not while l'm around.
00:55:11 You'll fricassee someone's brain.
00:55:13 We got two dead aliens and
00:55:19 Make it a happy memory.
00:55:54 Where is it?!
00:56:38 Hey, Zed.
00:56:40 Doesn't anybody ever get
00:56:42 The twins keep us on Centurian time.
00:56:46 Give it a few months.
00:56:49 Or have a psychotic episode.
00:56:51 Here's Orion.
00:56:52 lt's a grouping of the brightest stars
00:56:55 -Here's Orion's belt.
00:56:58 "To prevent war, the Galaxy
00:57:01 There are no galaxies
00:57:04 The belt is just these three stars.
00:57:08 They're made up of billions of stars.
00:57:12 Look, whatever, l know what l heard.
00:57:50 Pretty lady.
00:57:58 That grumpy guy's story's starting to
00:58:03 So you were the guy in that picture
00:58:07 And, l take it,
00:58:11 So, what, she ever get married
00:58:15 They say it's better to have
00:58:18 ...than never to have loved at all.
00:58:20 Try it.
00:58:26 Look at this.
00:58:28 They're all leaving.
00:58:29 We've had 1 2 jumps in the last hour.
00:58:34 What do they know that we don't?
00:58:36 Why does a rat desert a ship?
00:58:38 Give me Lem Sat 4, please,
00:58:43 Thank you. Okay. Lem Sat 1 8.
00:58:47 All right, 4000.
00:58:53 An Arquillian battle cruiser.
00:58:54 And we've got
00:58:59 Speak of the devil.
00:59:01 They sound pissed.
00:59:02 Translate that. Step on it.
00:59:04 Go to Rosenberg's jewellery store,
00:59:13 Give the kid a weapon.
00:59:24 -Series 4 De-atomizer.
00:59:27 Noisy Cricket.
00:59:31 Kay, no, no, come on, man.
00:59:33 You get a Series 4 De-atomizer...
00:59:35 ...l get a little midget Cricket?
00:59:41 Feel like l'm gonna break it.
01:00:25 Hey, this is my truck!
01:00:29 Make sure you tell them that
01:00:39 Please.
01:00:50 Who breaks into a jewellery store
01:00:52 Somebody not looking for jewellery.
01:00:56 This guy had a serious crush
01:01:01 Get down!
01:01:07 Man!
01:01:10 That's him. That's the bug!
01:01:12 ln the Edgar suit!
01:01:34 We do not discharge our weapons
01:01:37 We ain't got time for this bullshit!
01:01:39 There's a alien battle cruiser
01:01:42 There's always an alien battle
01:01:45 ...or an intergalactic plague
01:01:48 The only way people get on
01:01:51 ...is they do not know about it!
01:01:58 And don't worry about the bug.
01:02:00 He's not leaving town.
01:02:10 We need a containment crew...
01:02:12 ... on MacDougal Street.
01:02:14 Containment may be a moot point.
01:02:18 The party's over, and the last one
01:02:22 You sorry little ingrates!
01:02:32 What about the Arquillians?
01:02:34 We've translated part of the message:
01:02:37 -They don't want much, do they?
01:02:41 They hold us responsible.
01:02:51 Where do you keep your dead?
01:02:53 l don't have any dead.
01:02:55 Where?
01:02:56 l don't know.
01:02:58 The city morgue?
01:03:10 That's three for a dollar, sir!
01:03:13 lt was some light
01:03:16 ...into some swamp gas...
01:03:17 ...and that's what made the....
01:03:19 All right, kid!
01:03:21 Excuse me.
01:03:23 The Arquillians want the Galaxy,
01:03:25 We need help, a professional...
01:03:27 ...with years of experience
01:03:31 l hope the little twerp
01:03:36 lf you'll gather over here....
01:03:38 That's right, move in closer.
01:03:41 lf you look right here,
01:03:57 The worst disguise ever.
01:04:00 You don't like it,
01:04:03 Busy, Frank?
01:04:04 Can't talk now.
01:04:06 Get your paws off!
01:04:08 Call the pound!
01:04:09 The dog owes my friend money.
01:04:11 Arquillians and bugs,
01:04:13 -Nothing.
01:04:17 Stop, stop, stop it!
01:04:20 Rosenberg wasn't a two-bit Arquillian.
01:04:22 He was the guardian of the Galaxy.
01:04:26 The bug had other plans.
01:04:27 The Galaxy is the best source
01:04:31 lf the bugs get it,
01:04:34 Ask about the belt.
01:04:35 Rosenberg mentioned Orion's belt.
01:04:38 -Beats me.
01:04:40 Not around.
01:04:44 lt's a ventriloquist act.
01:04:46 The Galaxy is here!
01:04:49 Here?
01:04:50 A galaxy's millions of stars
01:04:53 When will you learn
01:04:55 lf something's important,
01:04:59 How small?
01:05:00 The size of a marble or a jewel.
01:05:02 Excuse me. l gotta be walked
01:05:05 Get out of here.
01:05:08 lf the Galaxy's here,
01:05:31 When you want attention....
01:05:34 Orion.
01:05:35 That's a pretty name.
01:05:38 What's this?
01:06:31 Yes, good, thank you.
01:06:34 Thank you for making sure
01:06:39 What's up, Farmer John?
01:06:42 A man came in here earlier.
01:06:45 A dead man.
01:06:46 And that means what to me?
01:06:50 lt was a very dear friend of mine.
01:06:54 l believe he had an animal with him.
01:06:56 lt was a gift l gave him. A pet cat.
01:06:59 lt means worlds to me.
01:07:00 l'd like to have it back.
01:07:02 l'll need picture l.D.,
01:07:06 ...notarized proof of kinship
01:07:10 Don't do that.
01:07:13 Do what?
01:07:15 Don't do it.
01:07:19 Oh, man.
01:07:36 Look, Kay, let me handle this one.
01:07:38 All we gotta do is get a cat.
01:07:41 But if you go in there, you'll start
01:07:45 She'll wind up with leukemia.
01:07:47 The doctor don't need you flashing away
01:07:51 Two minutes.
01:07:55 Where's the animal?
01:07:56 l said l don't know.
01:07:57 Well, let's see if we can find it.
01:08:05 Hello!
01:08:15 Hello!
01:08:20 -How you doing?
01:08:22 l'm Sergeant Friday
01:08:25 A cat came in with a corpse
01:08:28 -"Orion" on the nametag?
01:08:30 Well, this cat is a witness...
01:08:33 ...in a murder case.
01:08:36 l don't know where the cat is.
01:08:38 You don't?
01:08:40 No, but maybe you could take me
01:08:44 Damn, you do start fast,
01:08:47 l'd really like to go with you...
01:08:49 ...now.
01:08:51 And exactly why is that?
01:09:00 l need to show you something.
01:09:03 Slow down.
01:09:04 -Girl, don't hit the gas like that!
01:09:07 You really need to see this.
01:09:10 l will. One thing. l gotta drive.
01:09:14 That's just the way l get down.
01:09:27 Look, stud, you're
01:09:30 There's something l need you
01:09:44 Freeze it!
01:09:45 You are thick!
01:09:46 How could l know?
01:09:47 Did l have to sing it?
01:09:49 You were like a drunk prom date.
01:09:51 Typical. Anytime a woman shows
01:09:54 Shut up!
01:09:55 Let her go!
01:09:56 Listen, monkey-boy...
01:09:58 ...l'm on the top rung
01:10:02 So can it.
01:10:03 Show me your face,
01:10:06 Ever pull wings off a fly?
01:10:09 What about your ship?
01:10:11 lf that's what you call
01:10:14 -Put your weapons down!
01:10:16 lt's okay.
01:10:17 How is it okay?
01:10:19 l'm saying it's gonna be okay.
01:10:21 Don't bet on it, meat sack.
01:10:33 Let me go!
01:10:45 Go on!
01:10:50 Take me here.
01:10:51 No way.
01:10:53 Take me!
01:11:11 He's in a cab!
01:11:34 Don't move! Don't move!
01:11:37 Hey, man, what?
01:11:49 He's not leaving the planet in a cab.
01:11:56 Put up a bionet
01:11:59 lf it's not human, it doesn't leave.
01:12:03 What do we hear from upstairs?
01:12:04 " Deliver the Galaxy."
01:12:06 The bug's got the Galaxy,
01:12:12 Warning.
01:12:15 Warning.
01:12:22 -Why are they shooting at us?
01:12:24 We get an ultimatum, a warning shot,
01:12:29 A galactic week?
01:12:32 One hour.
01:12:33 One hour?
01:12:35 Then what?
01:12:41 That's bullshit!
01:12:42 To keep the bugs from getting it,
01:12:46 And whatever planet it's on.
01:12:50 You're talking about us.
01:12:51 Sucks, huh?
01:12:55 l'll get the location
01:12:58 l already did.
01:13:00 -Sneden's Landing and Throg's Neck.
01:13:03 -What about Atlantic City?
01:13:05 -Bayonne?
01:13:06 -There's Three Mile lsland.
01:13:09 -Staten lsland?
01:13:11 We're running out of time. lf that
01:13:15 Hey, old guys!
01:13:21 Do those still work?
01:13:38 -You're coming with me.
01:13:40 lt's a long trip.
01:13:42 lt's a long trip.
01:13:49 The tunnel?
01:13:50 -You know a better way to Queens?
01:14:05 Remember the red button?
01:14:07 Push the red button.
01:14:10 Put on a seat belt.
01:14:23 You're much too tense.
01:14:26 Take some joy in your work.
01:14:28 Do you like music?
01:14:33 That's better.
01:14:34 --in Norfolk, Virginia
01:14:38 I straddled that Greyhound
01:14:40 And on across Caroline
01:14:43 Somebody help me
01:14:47 There are people there
01:14:50 -And won't let the poor boy down
01:15:04 You do know Elvis is dead?
01:15:06 No, Elvis is not dead.
01:15:23 You don't wanna eat me.
01:15:25 l'm an important person on my planet.
01:15:28 A goddess, even.
01:15:31 l'm not trying to impress you.
01:15:33 l'm just saying it could start a war!
01:15:35 Good, war. That means
01:15:37 All 78 million of them.
01:15:41 You're a wonderful dad,
01:16:04 Now, that's what l'm talking about.
01:16:07 Roaches check in.
01:16:11 They don't check out.
01:16:17 Warning. Eight minutes
01:16:23 Eight minutes...
01:16:24 ... to destruction.
01:17:09 We'll use pulsar level five
01:17:12 What?!
01:17:13 Just shoot the damn thing
01:17:16 ...two, three!
01:18:15 You idiots!
01:18:18 You don't get it!
01:18:20 l've won.
01:18:22 lt's over.
01:18:22 lt's over.
01:18:24 You're milk-suckers!
01:18:26 You don't matter.
01:18:28 ln a few seconds,
01:18:31 You're under arrest
01:18:33 So hand over whatever galaxy
01:18:36 ...and put your hands on your head.
01:18:44 l'll put my hands...
01:18:48 ...on my head.
01:18:53 Like this?
01:19:22 That did not go the way l planned.
01:19:25 Don't let him on the second ship.
01:19:27 -What are you talking about?
01:19:30 Where are you going?
01:19:32 l'm gonna get my gun back.
01:19:37 Hey, bug!
01:19:38 You know how many of your kind
01:19:41 You're just a smear
01:19:43 ...you slimy, gut-sucking,
01:19:47 Eat me!
01:19:48 Eat me!
01:20:07 What's up?
01:20:08 You just gonna eat and run?
01:20:17 That's it?
01:20:19 Where you going?
01:20:23 Where you going?
01:20:25 Where you going?
01:20:28 Let me tell you.
01:20:29 There's only one way off this planet,
01:21:14 Where you going?
01:21:17 Why you running, huh?
01:21:18 l'm still standing.
01:21:21 Come on, bring it. Bring it!
01:21:42 l'm sorry.
01:21:46 That means that's your uncle.
01:21:51 You all look alike.
01:22:00 Well, well.
01:22:02 Big, bad bug got
01:22:09 l can't understand why you gotta...
01:22:11 ...come down here
01:22:14 ...snatching up galaxies
01:22:17 My attitude is, don't start nothing,
01:22:27 Ease up out of my face before
01:22:32 Too late.
01:23:02 Tell the Arquillians
01:23:04 You got it, friend.
01:23:07 Going to get your gun back, huh?
01:23:10 l like this gun.
01:23:12 While you was in there playing around,
01:23:16 l had to bean him in the head
01:23:19 l was gonna hit him with a 2-by-4.
01:23:21 He kicked me. lt hurt.
01:23:23 But then l got to the fire.
01:23:26 Not bad for your second
01:23:29 This definitely rates a 9.0
01:23:33 Should've been here for
01:23:39 l guess you weren't even alive in '68.
01:23:47 lnteresting job you guys have.
01:24:05 l know we got these rules...
01:24:07 ...but she did help us bust that bug.
01:24:09 Maybe we didn't have to
01:24:13 Come on. Who will she tell?
01:24:17 lt's not for her.
01:24:18 lt's for me.
01:24:21 What?
01:24:25 Aren't they beautiful?
01:24:28 Stars.
01:24:29 l never look at them anymore,
01:24:35 ...beautiful.
01:24:40 Kay, you're frightening your partner.
01:24:43 l've been training a replacement,
01:24:47 Wait a minute, Kay.
01:24:49 l cannot do this job by myself.
01:24:51 Guys, my apartment isn't
01:24:54 lt's not even on the same island.
01:24:57 Days...
01:24:59 ...months...
01:25:00 ...years.
01:25:01 Always face it forward.
01:25:12 l was in an interstellar
01:25:15 That's one of 1 00 memories
01:25:34 See you around.
01:25:41 No...
01:25:43 ...you won't.
01:26:19 The high consulate
01:26:21 ...wants seats for the Bulls game.
01:26:23 Call Dennis Rodman.
01:26:28 Rodman? You're kidding.
01:26:30 Nope.
01:26:31 Not much of a disguise.