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Michael
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- 'Night. |
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Right here is fine. |
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Think this is bleak enough? |
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My ears are frozen, my feet are frozen, |
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Malt won't like this. |
| 00:04:32 |
- What's he not going to like? |
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Besides us, you mean? |
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Yes. |
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Huey... |
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You sit in the sled. |
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Santa, Sparky... |
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...presents... |
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...reindeer... |
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...fake snow. |
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- What are we missing? |
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Let them out. |
| 00:04:56 |
Let them out. |
| 00:05:03 |
What do I do? |
| 00:05:04 |
You know what to do. |
| 00:05:06 |
When they handed out the parts, |
| 00:05:09 |
Right. I got the heart. |
| 00:05:12 |
You mean you got the brains? |
| 00:05:15 |
I mean between the two of us, |
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Together we make a person. |
| 00:05:37 |
What is this, Craddock, a joke? |
| 00:05:39 |
- Who was in charge here? |
| 00:05:42 |
- I was. |
| 00:05:45 |
Quinlan... |
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Let me ask you a question. |
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You was a big-shot investigative |
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Won some prizes. |
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Give him a biscuit. |
| 00:05:59 |
What do these look like to you? |
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They're Indians dressed up as Eskimos. |
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Indians, Eskimos, |
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- That's what we thought. |
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That's cool. |
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Do you know the only prize I ever got? |
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It's there, on the walls. |
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I got four and a half |
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...the National Mirror every week. |
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Do you know how many... |
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...of those 4.5 million readers... |
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...are Indians or Eskimos |
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- I told him. American children. |
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...want to see pictures of Americans. |
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- They are Americans. |
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- Is that too much to ask for Christmas? |
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...and I'll get someone right on it. |
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My little poochie, look at you. |
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If you don't teach that dog... |
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...some manners soon, |
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How long were you |
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Reincarnation, Miss Hucklow speaking. |
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Were you on the bed when it levitated? |
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He lives in your refrigerator? |
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Can I put you on hold for a second? |
| 00:07:14 |
No, don't let him out. Okay, hold on. |
| 00:07:37 |
Here's something interesting. |
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Malt sent you for the tree this year. |
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I found it in Montana. |
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As soon as I see it, I know |
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...but then I think, what if someone |
| 00:08:03 |
...that'll fit on the truck? |
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Then Malt gets... |
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...the second biggest Christmas |
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Yeah, well, that's good thinking. |
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- So I cut the top off. |
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I didn't know it'd be |
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...to put the top part of |
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He will never fire you. |
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Look. Look at the walls. |
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He's got millions of dollars |
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...and the dog belongs to you. |
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Hold on to that dog, Huey. |
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What?! |
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Driscoll! |
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Driscoll, come in here. |
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We are going to get it, Sparky. |
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"Dear Mr. Quinlan, |
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"... of your prose and can tell |
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"I have had an angel... |
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"... named... |
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"... Michael... |
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"... living with me for almost six |
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"I have enclosed a photograph to prove |
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"I know that you and Sparky |
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"That one about the coconut |
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"... was very, very nice. |
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"And I think you should visit Iowa... |
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"... and see us... |
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"... for yourself. |
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"Sincerely, Pansy Milbank. " |
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Did your mother drop you? |
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What was going on in that pea brain... |
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...that let you take this superb |
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...and chop it in half? |
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Whatever I pay you, it's too much. |
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The janitor? I cannot |
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- Help me? |
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Were you invited? |
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- Let him go on the highway. |
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What kind of person are you? |
| 00:10:17 |
Who is this? |
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Dorothy Winters. She works here. |
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I do? I got the job? |
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- You won't regret this, Mr. Malt. |
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That... |
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...is an angel. |
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That is a genuine angel. |
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Huey... |
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...discovered it. |
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- Is it for real? |
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You'll get me this angel? |
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That's exactly what we'll do. |
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We'll put it on the front page, bold. |
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- Some white fluffy clouds. |
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- A drift of sky. |
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And some musical notes. |
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- Poetry. |
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...with me, Quinlan. |
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You really are... |
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...going to go fetch me |
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...or... |
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...I fire the two of you... |
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...and I keep the dog. |
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Deal. |
| 00:11:16 |
Need a conference with my colleague. |
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You cannot live on Fred's salary. |
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Don't you worry about a thing, |
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- We'll leave tomorrow. |
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We're taking... |
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...Sparky with us. |
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And Miss Winters. |
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They are? |
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- Why are we taking her? |
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In what? |
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Angels. |
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Miss Winters is an expert in angels. |
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I have something to tell you. |
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I won't take care of you anymore. |
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Don't look at me like that. |
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I have this wonderful new job. |
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The only problem is, I must pretend |
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It'll be fine. |
| 00:12:04 |
I'll be fine. |
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And so will you. |
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Good dogs. |
| 00:13:06 |
- You've had an encounter with an angel? |
| 00:13:09 |
Yes. |
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Maybe. |
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- Have you ever met an angel? |
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I got a flat tire on |
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There was no food, no water, |
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...and a man in a white robe |
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...with a spare and a jack. |
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Kidding. |
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I am. |
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Bradley used to tease. |
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Who's Bradley? |
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My ex-husband. |
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Better watch it, Quinlan. |
| 00:13:39 |
We should start over. |
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When something's going wrong, |
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- Where did you get Sparky? |
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He came up to Huey in a parking lot. |
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Huey was eating a doughnut, |
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You were trying to kick the dog? |
| 00:13:58 |
I wasn't trying to kick him. I was |
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...when... |
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...Malt comes out, |
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Seems Malt was once a child |
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...Sparky. |
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That's so sweet. |
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Anyway... |
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...Malt's eyes get all teary... |
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...and he pours out this story, |
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...which ended up |
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You know what Huey did? |
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Huey turns to Malt and says, |
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"This dog's named Sparky too. " |
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In no time at all, the dog is famous. |
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Has his own column, |
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Milk Bottle Motel. Here. |
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Looks like your angel checked out. |
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Somebody's here. |
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Mrs. Milbank? |
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I'm Frank Quinlan |
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About your letter? |
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This is my associate, |
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How are you? |
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And this is Dorothy Winters, |
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...various things. |
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And this is... |
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...Sparky. |
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You're just as handsome |
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I think he's cold. |
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- I wouldn't know why not. |
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Sparky, here you are. |
| 00:17:22 |
What's that wonderful smell? |
| 00:17:25 |
You must be baking. |
| 00:17:33 |
Well, it was nice of you to come. |
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Don't... |
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...shake me, Mr. Quinlan. |
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I'm contemplating my death. |
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Are you with the angel? |
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Do you see an angel? |
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I don't think I do. |
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Then how could I be with him? |
| 00:18:22 |
Well, we don't know exactly |
| 00:18:26 |
How it works? |
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If he's in the room |
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If he's somewhere else... |
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...then you're not. |
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And that's why we can't see him now? |
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He's not here. |
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Are you impaired in some way... |
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...that I haven't noticed, Miss? |
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Ms. Winters... |
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...has probably never heard of |
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You think I'm full of shit. |
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No, no. Nothing like that. |
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I don't judge these things. |
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- I've seen too many things myself. |
| 00:19:06 |
- We went there. |
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In that particular case... |
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...that person was convinced that |
| 00:19:17 |
They could see it, |
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We couldn't, but that |
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Michael? |
| 00:19:28 |
Are you coming down, dear? |
| 00:19:30 |
Yeah. |
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Be right down. |
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Just got to find my smokes. |
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They're beside the bed, |
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Did you find them? |
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He'll be down directly. |
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That smell is so familiar. |
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It's like something from childhood. |
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Oh, God. |
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Michael, look who's come to visit us! |
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How do you do? |
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You'll have to excuse Michael. |
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He's not good at suffering fools... |
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...but he'll be better in the morning. |
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Where is the thermostat in here? |
| 00:21:52 |
Are we talking about an angel here? |
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- We can't be talking about an angel. |
| 00:21:57 |
...thing as an angel. |
| 00:21:59 |
That is definitely... |
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...the weirdest thing I have ever seen. |
| 00:22:05 |
- ... made love to that guy's mother. |
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I'm set for life. |
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I thank you. Thank you, Jesus. |
| 00:22:13 |
Thank you, Jesus. I thank you, Jesus. |
| 00:22:16 |
I thank you, Jesus. |
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- What? |
| 00:22:29 |
- It is too. |
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I will handle this. |
| 00:22:38 |
Where has he been? |
| 00:22:40 |
- Meaning what? |
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...which is the alternative, |
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You don't show up at his age with wings. |
| 00:22:51 |
- In the National Mirror. |
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"Bird-man of Iowa. " |
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It's not angel vs. man with wings. |
| 00:23:01 |
Like what? |
| 00:23:03 |
It's fairly obvious, isn't it? |
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He's a younger man. She's an |
| 00:23:11 |
A gigolo with wings. |
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A gigolo. |
| 00:23:14 |
What money is he after? |
| 00:23:18 |
You don't have to have money |
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Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. |
| 00:23:25 |
Is it so hard to imagine... |
| 00:23:27 |
...that a man would be |
| 00:23:31 |
Is this Brightly? Or Brinkley? |
| 00:23:34 |
- Bradley. |
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- Actually, no. It's Miles. |
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My second husband. |
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Miles was wild. It lasted a week. |
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You left him? |
| 00:23:46 |
No, he left me, in my Camaro. |
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I see. |
| 00:23:52 |
I'll bet he racked up $5,000 on your |
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You just know everything, don't you? |
| 00:24:01 |
Angels don't smoke. |
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I'm going to sleep. |
| 00:24:06 |
Good night. |
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Don't let the bedbugs bite. |
| 00:24:13 |
That is a horrible expression. |
| 00:24:16 |
It is not... |
| 00:24:18 |
...an expression. |
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That's good. |
| 00:24:58 |
He's so hungry. |
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Oh, boy. |
| 00:25:08 |
Good boy. |
| 00:25:10 |
What a sweet doggie. |
| 00:25:16 |
How would you like |
| 00:25:19 |
Sparky's look good. |
| 00:25:21 |
Over easy! |
| 00:25:38 |
Last night we were |
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Would you mind if I took a closer look? |
| 00:25:45 |
Let them look at your wings, Michael. |
| 00:25:49 |
Thank you. |
| 00:25:53 |
- Not bad. |
| 00:25:55 |
- I've seen birds. |
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I'd rather you didn't. |
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We'd like to take a look to see |
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Pull on your pecker and |
| 00:26:11 |
Watch your language, mister. |
| 00:26:14 |
Pecker. An angel that says pecker. |
| 00:26:17 |
Language... |
| 00:26:18 |
...gentlemen. |
| 00:26:20 |
How would you like your eggs? |
| 00:26:22 |
What's in the oven? |
| 00:26:25 |
We are serving eggs |
| 00:26:28 |
Over easy would be just fine. |
| 00:26:31 |
Over easy! |
| 00:26:34 |
I thought angels were... |
| 00:26:37 |
...cleaner. |
| 00:26:39 |
She doesn't mean to offend. It's... |
| 00:26:42 |
Miss Winters is an angel |
| 00:26:46 |
...literal. What she |
| 00:26:51 |
- ... can you fly? |
| 00:26:53 |
...want to know if he can fly. |
| 00:26:57 |
Says who? |
| 00:26:59 |
I just thought... |
| 00:27:00 |
Halos? Inner light? |
| 00:27:04 |
I'm not that kind of angel. |
| 00:27:07 |
- What kind of angel are you? |
| 00:27:11 |
He battled Lucifer and |
| 00:27:15 |
Revelation Twelve, verse seven. |
| 00:27:17 |
That was a long time ago. |
| 00:27:19 |
He smote a bank for me. |
| 00:27:22 |
- A bank? |
| 00:27:25 |
I should say so. |
| 00:27:28 |
- After Elmer died... |
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My husband. After he died... |
| 00:27:32 |
...they built the highway |
| 00:27:37 |
And then the bank... |
| 00:27:39 |
...came to... |
| 00:27:40 |
...take the Milk Bottle... |
| 00:27:42 |
...and I prayed for help... |
| 00:27:46 |
...until God sent me Michael. |
| 00:27:48 |
She was persistent. |
| 00:27:50 |
You came... |
| 00:27:51 |
...down and smote the bank? |
| 00:27:54 |
A branch. First Iowa Bank of Commerce. |
| 00:27:57 |
It was lovely. He walked into |
| 00:28:01 |
- What was that you said? |
| 00:28:03 |
"Money changer... |
| 00:28:06 |
"... I shall turneth this earthly den |
| 00:28:11 |
Did I say that? I didn't say that. |
| 00:28:13 |
They didn't believe us, |
| 00:28:17 |
- You did that? |
| 00:28:19 |
Into a parking lot? |
| 00:28:21 |
Well, they said it was a tornado. |
| 00:28:26 |
This town doesn't really need |
| 00:28:30 |
...cosmopolitan. |
| 00:28:33 |
And what about the money? |
| 00:28:35 |
We never heard another word about it. |
| 00:28:38 |
Nope. |
| 00:28:40 |
You look like... |
| 00:28:41 |
...you must eat a robust breakfast. |
| 00:28:44 |
How would you like your eggs? |
| 00:28:49 |
Poached? |
| 00:28:52 |
That's... Poached is fine. |
| 00:28:54 |
Poached. |
| 00:29:15 |
"The Lord is my shepherd, |
| 00:29:18 |
"He maketh me to lie |
| 00:29:21 |
"He leadeth me beside |
| 00:29:24 |
Look, she's happier |
| 00:29:29 |
Heaven? |
| 00:29:32 |
She's happier up there? |
| 00:29:34 |
It isn't my area. |
| 00:29:43 |
You hardly knew her. |
| 00:29:45 |
She died cooking us breakfast. |
| 00:29:51 |
She died making breakfast. |
| 00:30:00 |
What is it that you keep |
| 00:30:04 |
Lyrics. |
| 00:30:06 |
To what? |
| 00:30:08 |
I write Country Western songs. |
| 00:30:10 |
It's my hobby. |
| 00:30:13 |
"Earth to earth... |
| 00:30:15 |
"... ashes to ashes... |
| 00:30:18 |
"... and dust to dust. |
| 00:30:21 |
"The Lord bless and keep you... |
| 00:30:22 |
"... and give you peace. " |
| 00:30:24 |
Justine? It's Quinlan. |
| 00:30:27 |
What you got? |
| 00:30:29 |
Wings. |
| 00:30:31 |
Real wings. |
| 00:30:32 |
Don't play with me, Quinlan. |
| 00:30:34 |
This guy is about six feet tall. |
| 00:30:37 |
He has wings from his shoulders |
| 00:30:41 |
We'll have to clean him |
| 00:30:44 |
Get Craddock to dig up those sandals |
| 00:30:49 |
Too bad he's not blond. |
| 00:30:51 |
Angels are supposed to be blond. |
| 00:30:53 |
But "Oprah," Barbara, |
| 00:30:56 |
"... Hard Copy," book the works. |
| 00:30:58 |
Don't mess this one up. |
| 00:31:00 |
I want that guy |
| 00:31:03 |
Or does the bird-man fly himself? |
| 00:31:06 |
I don't know if he actually |
| 00:31:09 |
...wouldn't that be a draw? |
| 00:31:11 |
Don't worry. He's in safe hands. |
| 00:31:14 |
And I'm the Queen of England. |
| 00:31:16 |
Don't fret, Malt. |
| 00:31:21 |
He's in safe hands. |
| 00:31:22 |
In view of this, |
| 00:31:25 |
No, no, leave her where she is. |
| 00:31:28 |
I'm in a no-lose situation. |
| 00:31:41 |
Hey, Mike. |
| 00:31:42 |
Michael. |
| 00:31:48 |
Have you... |
| 00:31:50 |
...ever seen the world's |
| 00:31:54 |
No. |
| 00:31:55 |
We must go- |
| 00:31:57 |
I saw the world's biggest cannonball. |
| 00:32:01 |
- I wonder if it's still there. |
| 00:32:05 |
- Nothing lasts. |
| 00:32:08 |
I have to ask a favor. |
| 00:32:10 |
Huey and I, we're on a little |
| 00:32:15 |
Quit. |
| 00:32:16 |
We can't. He's got a mortgage. |
| 00:32:21 |
A wife. |
| 00:32:22 |
God knows he loves her... |
| 00:32:24 |
...but she's burning a hole |
| 00:32:28 |
Well... |
| 00:32:30 |
Love to fight. Like me. We'll drive. |
| 00:32:33 |
Where? |
| 00:32:34 |
Chicago. Isn't that |
| 00:32:37 |
I know. That's why I wrote you. |
| 00:32:40 |
You wrote? |
| 00:32:41 |
Yeah. My idea. |
| 00:32:44 |
Why are we driving? |
| 00:32:46 |
I mean, why don't we fly? |
| 00:32:52 |
It's safer. Much safer. |
| 00:32:56 |
...but statistically it's true... |
| 00:32:59 |
- ... and the paper'll pay. |
| 00:33:01 |
- We need time. |
| 00:33:03 |
Smokes. |
| 00:33:04 |
Smokes. Besides... |
| 00:33:06 |
...I'll get to see the world's |
| 00:33:11 |
- It's on the way. |
| 00:33:12 |
- You'll owe me something. |
| 00:33:15 |
I can't quote a figure, but there'll be |
| 00:33:20 |
...once the world sees... |
| 00:33:21 |
- ... pictures of these babies. |
| 00:33:24 |
- You'll owe me an apology. |
| 00:33:28 |
Sure, I apologize. Whatever. |
| 00:33:30 |
Not now. When I say so. |
| 00:33:32 |
And no pictures. |
| 00:33:34 |
No pictures? Are you kidding me? |
| 00:33:36 |
Not until we get to Chicago. |
| 00:33:39 |
Deal? |
| 00:33:41 |
Deal. |
| 00:33:51 |
I like your coat better. |
| 00:33:53 |
It's yours. |
| 00:34:18 |
The world's biggest ball |
| 00:34:21 |
I'd like to see it before the sun sets. |
| 00:34:24 |
- They'll exploit you. You must know. |
| 00:34:28 |
Well I'm not. For your sake. |
| 00:34:31 |
You are or I'll have to tell |
| 00:34:34 |
What? |
| 00:34:36 |
I know why you're here... |
| 00:34:38 |
...and it has nothing to do with angels. |
| 00:34:41 |
How do you know? |
| 00:34:44 |
I pay attention. |
| 00:34:54 |
Also... |
| 00:34:55 |
- ... I'd like you to sing. |
| 00:34:57 |
Of course. |
| 00:34:59 |
Fine. |
| 00:35:00 |
I'll sing. |
| 00:35:02 |
Now? |
| 00:35:04 |
When I tell you to. |
| 00:36:11 |
In the national news: |
| 00:36:13 |
Hog futures are down 1/4 in Chicago |
| 00:36:17 |
Hog futures. |
| 00:36:26 |
Hog futures are down 1/4. |
| 00:36:30 |
- What's the opposite of white? |
| 00:36:33 |
Wrong. Yolk. |
| 00:36:41 |
Is that like an egg joke? |
| 00:36:43 |
When we stop to eat will |
| 00:36:47 |
- Why? |
| 00:36:49 |
People will see your wings. |
| 00:36:50 |
Are you afraid they'll |
| 00:36:56 |
They won't know what to think. |
| 00:36:58 |
Many people aren't |
| 00:37:02 |
We don't want any trouble. |
| 00:37:06 |
He's worried somebody might |
| 00:37:09 |
- I'm not worried. |
| 00:37:12 |
Look what Pansy left us. |
| 00:37:14 |
Car Bingo. |
| 00:37:16 |
Dig the propaganda. |
| 00:37:19 |
"The miles will fly and your |
| 00:37:23 |
"... Car Bingo. " |
| 00:37:25 |
All right. Everybody gets one. |
| 00:37:27 |
Here. Hand them out. |
| 00:37:29 |
- What do we do? |
| 00:37:32 |
Instead of writing a number |
| 00:37:37 |
Dog. One point for me. |
| 00:37:39 |
- Not fair! You played this before. |
| 00:37:43 |
Deal with it. Bird on a wire. |
| 00:37:44 |
- Picket fence. |
| 00:37:46 |
Where? |
| 00:37:55 |
That was good. |
| 00:37:59 |
You must learn to laugh. |
| 00:38:01 |
It's the way to true love. |
| 00:38:31 |
"The world's largest ball of twine... |
| 00:38:33 |
- "... has a circumference of 45 ft... " |
| 00:38:36 |
It'll take longer because |
| 00:38:40 |
Fly. |
| 00:38:41 |
- He won't fly. |
| 00:38:43 |
He can't fit in coach. His wings |
| 00:38:47 |
You'll pay first class? |
| 00:38:48 |
Drive. |
| 00:38:49 |
"... it was transported here. |
| 00:39:01 |
Battle. |
| 00:39:08 |
Don't worry. What can happen? |
| 00:39:10 |
Trust me. Nothing. |
| 00:39:13 |
Don't fret, Malt. |
| 00:39:21 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:39:32 |
Battle! |
| 00:39:49 |
You know what that is? |
| 00:39:52 |
Battle. |
| 00:40:02 |
Michael, don't. |
| 00:40:32 |
I am completely happy. |
| 00:40:35 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:40:41 |
No injuries. Six thousand |
| 00:40:45 |
Can you sit up? |
| 00:40:47 |
Of course I can sit up. |
| 00:40:53 |
Now, that... |
| 00:40:54 |
...that is my nature. |
| 00:40:57 |
But I'm doomed to live in one place |
| 00:41:02 |
But don't you feel sorry for me. |
| 00:41:04 |
Why would we? |
| 00:41:06 |
Because this is my last blast. 26. |
| 00:41:11 |
For what? |
| 00:41:12 |
I think he's saying |
| 00:41:16 |
It's not polite to talk about someone in |
| 00:41:21 |
I know. I'm very sorry. Sparky! |
| 00:41:23 |
What do you mean... |
| 00:41:26 |
...last blast? |
| 00:41:28 |
Only so many visits allowed. |
| 00:41:33 |
I'm going to miss everything so much. |
| 00:41:49 |
Why are you here? |
| 00:41:51 |
Why are you saying it has |
| 00:41:59 |
The Sun had an argument with the North |
| 00:42:03 |
The North Wind pointed out |
| 00:42:06 |
"I can make that man |
| 00:42:08 |
"I'll take that bet," said the Sun. |
| 00:42:12 |
...that wind blew, the tighter that |
| 00:42:16 |
And then the Sun... |
| 00:42:17 |
...came out and smiled... |
| 00:42:19 |
...and it became warmer, and... |
| 00:42:21 |
...the man took off his coat. |
| 00:42:28 |
What is that supposed to mean? |
| 00:42:31 |
- Did you make a bet about me? |
| 00:42:36 |
Watch the wings there, buddy. |
| 00:42:59 |
That's not how you eat a lemon. |
| 00:43:02 |
How do you eat a lemon? |
| 00:43:05 |
You cut it in half... |
| 00:43:08 |
- ... put salt on it. |
| 00:43:11 |
- That is how you eat a lemon. |
| 00:43:18 |
Hey, you too. |
| 00:43:24 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:43:30 |
Do you have pie? |
| 00:43:43 |
I'm a writer too. |
| 00:43:44 |
Really. What did you write? |
| 00:43:46 |
Psalm eighty-five. |
| 00:43:49 |
It wasn't called Psalm 85 |
| 00:43:52 |
I didn't know they'd be |
| 00:44:03 |
That was around the time |
| 00:44:07 |
You invented standing in line? |
| 00:44:09 |
Before everybody milled around. |
| 00:44:12 |
So one day I said, |
| 00:44:15 |
For what? |
| 00:44:16 |
To get in. |
| 00:44:18 |
- Ask him what you want to know. |
| 00:44:21 |
He wants to know why angels |
| 00:44:24 |
That is what I want to know. |
| 00:44:26 |
Why don't angels... |
| 00:44:27 |
...solve big problems? |
| 00:44:30 |
You can't change |
| 00:44:33 |
What can you do? |
| 00:44:34 |
Small miracles, only so many. |
| 00:44:37 |
Some angels aren't so smart. |
| 00:44:40 |
- They use them up in stupid ways. |
| 00:44:43 |
...space angel. |
| 00:44:45 |
I don't like to criticize other angels. |
| 00:44:51 |
I'll be with you in a minute. |
| 00:44:57 |
This is how you eat a lemon. |
| 00:45:03 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:45:05 |
They want me. |
| 00:45:07 |
- Remember what John and Paul said. |
| 00:45:10 |
No, the Beatles. |
| 00:45:11 |
"All you need is love. " |
| 00:45:14 |
Hello there, ladies. |
| 00:45:24 |
Do you believe in angels? |
| 00:45:25 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:45:26 |
Have you ever heard of an angel |
| 00:45:30 |
Of course not. |
| 00:45:31 |
Angels do not have sex. |
| 00:45:33 |
- But is there one? |
| 00:45:35 |
...he invented standing in line. |
| 00:45:39 |
I'm going to take you for a walk. |
| 00:45:42 |
Let's go. |
| 00:45:56 |
Suzanne, what's going on? |
| 00:47:29 |
Follow me, ladies. |
| 00:47:31 |
Follow me. |
| 00:47:55 |
I invented the hole in the coffee cup. |
| 00:47:58 |
When you get coffee to go. |
| 00:48:01 |
I was the first person to rip |
| 00:48:05 |
...so you could drink it in the car. |
| 00:48:07 |
- Could've made a fortune. |
| 00:48:10 |
- What? |
| 00:48:13 |
What? |
| 00:48:17 |
Battle. |
| 00:48:27 |
For God's sake, Michael... |
| 00:48:29 |
...stop. |
| 00:48:47 |
- Battle. |
| 00:49:19 |
It's caramels. He smell like caramels. |
| 00:49:21 |
It's cotton candy. |
| 00:49:22 |
He smells like cookies. The smell |
| 00:50:02 |
You are a great fighter. |
| 00:50:04 |
Certainly am. |
| 00:50:06 |
I'm cold. |
| 00:50:09 |
You from the National Mirror? |
| 00:50:11 |
I got a 2-headed chicken... |
| 00:50:12 |
...if you're interested. |
| 00:50:14 |
What are we held for? |
| 00:50:16 |
Destruction of property, assault... |
| 00:50:18 |
...disturbing the peace. |
| 00:50:21 |
...will be here in the morning. |
| 00:50:23 |
- I had nothing to do with this. |
| 00:50:27 |
We have a phone call coming to us. |
| 00:50:45 |
Ralph got thrown in jail, but at least |
| 00:50:49 |
I don't want to spend the night here. |
| 00:50:52 |
I hate you. |
| 00:50:53 |
What? You hate me? |
| 00:50:55 |
- Not you. |
| 00:50:56 |
- Not you. |
| 00:50:59 |
Who's Ralph? |
| 00:51:00 |
Another... |
| 00:51:02 |
...husband... |
| 00:51:04 |
...has popped up. |
| 00:51:06 |
Maybe Sparky can get us out. |
| 00:51:11 |
Go in the drawer and get the key. |
| 00:51:18 |
Go in the drawer... |
| 00:51:20 |
...and get the key. |
| 00:51:25 |
Dorothy can make him do it. |
| 00:51:27 |
Dorothy's good with dogs. |
| 00:51:30 |
Dogs don't talk. |
| 00:51:34 |
They don't shave. |
| 00:51:36 |
They don't run off in your Camaro. |
| 00:51:40 |
When you want them to take |
| 00:51:44 |
Sit. Stay. |
| 00:51:45 |
Roll over. |
| 00:51:51 |
Now. |
| 00:51:54 |
What? |
| 00:51:55 |
Apologize. |
| 00:51:57 |
Say you're sorry. |
| 00:51:59 |
To her? |
| 00:52:01 |
Be serious. |
| 00:52:03 |
Or... |
| 00:52:04 |
...I am not going to... |
| 00:52:07 |
"Chicago... |
| 00:52:08 |
"... Chicago... |
| 00:52:10 |
"... that toddling town, |
| 00:52:13 |
"Chicago... |
| 00:52:14 |
"... Chicago |
| 00:52:15 |
"I'll show you around |
| 00:52:18 |
"You'll love it" |
| 00:52:23 |
Sorry. |
| 00:52:45 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:52:50 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:52:56 |
I didn't mean it. |
| 00:53:13 |
You cold? |
| 00:53:19 |
Here, take my blanket, okay? |
| 00:53:40 |
I'm going to sleep. |
| 00:53:44 |
Me too. |
| 00:54:40 |
All rise, all rise. |
| 00:54:43 |
Bickel County Court is in session, |
| 00:54:47 |
Please rise. |
| 00:54:54 |
Be seated. |
| 00:54:58 |
Now... |
| 00:55:00 |
...you are charged with... |
| 00:55:02 |
...disturbing the peace, |
| 00:55:05 |
$1,200 worth. |
| 00:55:06 |
I spoke to Jenny. |
| 00:55:08 |
Who's... |
| 00:55:09 |
- ... Jenny? |
| 00:55:11 |
That sweet painting above the bar... |
| 00:55:14 |
"... Two Moose Hunters in a Canoe," |
| 00:55:18 |
That is so sad. |
| 00:55:20 |
- Isn't this a conflict of interest? |
| 00:55:22 |
...you could speak? |
| 00:55:26 |
I know someone who restores |
| 00:55:30 |
"Stop crying, I'll take care of it. " |
| 00:55:32 |
Who can tell me exactly |
| 00:55:36 |
...last night? |
| 00:55:37 |
I can. |
| 00:55:39 |
- Anyone else? |
| 00:55:41 |
- Not you. |
| 00:55:43 |
Put your hand down. |
| 00:55:45 |
You. |
| 00:55:47 |
Please. |
| 00:55:49 |
In chambers. |
| 00:55:52 |
All rise, all rise. |
| 00:55:54 |
The court of Bickel County, |
| 00:55:57 |
...is now in recess. |
| 00:55:58 |
Please rise. |
| 00:56:15 |
"Love, love, love |
| 00:56:21 |
"Love, love, love |
| 00:56:27 |
"Love, love, love |
| 00:56:31 |
"It's easy |
| 00:56:34 |
"All you need is love |
| 00:56:38 |
"All you need is love |
| 00:56:42 |
"All you need is love, love |
| 00:56:46 |
"Love is all you need |
| 00:56:48 |
"There's nothing you can |
| 00:56:52 |
"There's no one you can save |
| 00:56:55 |
"Nothing you sing can't be sung |
| 00:56:57 |
"But you can learn how to play the game |
| 00:57:00 |
"It's easy |
| 00:57:02 |
"All you need is love" |
| 00:57:05 |
Come on, sing. |
| 00:57:06 |
"All you need is love" |
| 00:57:08 |
Not you. Not yet. |
| 00:57:10 |
"All you need is love" |
| 00:57:12 |
Just the guys. |
| 00:57:13 |
Come on, fellas. |
| 00:57:14 |
"Love is all you need |
| 00:57:16 |
- "Love is all you need" |
| 00:57:34 |
Wait a minute. Wait. |
| 00:57:36 |
- Meadsboro, one mile. |
| 00:57:38 |
That's where the world's largest |
| 00:57:42 |
We are not stopping to see the |
| 00:57:47 |
- Why not? |
| 00:57:50 |
Me too. But before that happens... |
| 00:57:52 |
...I'd like to see the largest |
| 00:57:55 |
- It is on the way. |
| 00:57:59 |
He also gets us out of trouble. |
| 00:58:02 |
What? Well, he does. |
| 00:58:04 |
That judge just took |
| 00:58:07 |
What is that? |
| 00:58:09 |
What is it about you? |
| 00:58:12 |
As a woman, could you explain that? |
| 00:58:15 |
How should I know? I'm not |
| 00:58:18 |
- No offense, but I'm not. |
| 00:58:21 |
- Sure. |
| 00:58:23 |
All right. |
| 00:58:24 |
To continue. |
| 00:58:26 |
"Presumably, this frying pan |
| 00:58:30 |
"... with Teflon to save a wee bit... |
| 00:58:32 |
"... on the amount of cholesterol |
| 00:58:35 |
"... when they get together to honor... |
| 00:58:37 |
- "... the egg. " |
| 00:58:39 |
You have 10 seconds |
| 00:58:42 |
Ten hippopotamus... |
| 00:58:44 |
...nine hippopotamus... |
| 00:58:46 |
How much more attractive is he |
| 00:58:50 |
Huey, this is not healthy. |
| 00:58:52 |
...five hippopotamus... |
| 00:58:54 |
...four hippopotamus... |
| 00:58:56 |
...three, two, one! |
| 00:59:27 |
No jack. Of course there is no jack. |
| 00:59:30 |
Just ask him to fix it. |
| 00:59:35 |
Come back here and fix this tire. |
| 00:59:39 |
No can do. |
| 00:59:54 |
I miss my wife. |
| 00:59:57 |
I don't miss any of my husbands. |
| 01:00:00 |
Although Bradley was handy with a jack. |
| 01:00:04 |
I don't want to ask why. |
| 01:00:06 |
His tires were bald. |
| 01:00:15 |
His tires were bald, so was his head. |
| 01:00:20 |
I wish he'd called, but now he's dead. |
| 01:00:25 |
He's not dead, he wasn't bald. |
| 01:00:29 |
Poetic license. |
| 01:00:31 |
"His tires were bald... |
| 01:00:33 |
"... and they went flat |
| 01:00:36 |
"So did our love... |
| 01:00:38 |
"... and that was that" |
| 01:00:45 |
Maybe you could write |
| 01:00:47 |
Do you love her? |
| 01:00:51 |
Yeah, she drives me wild. |
| 01:00:54 |
What about her? |
| 01:00:59 |
She had her lips done. |
| 01:01:01 |
Had little bits of fat... |
| 01:01:04 |
...squeezed into them. |
| 01:01:06 |
Now my wife has lips like a blowfish. |
| 01:01:09 |
But in a good way. |
| 01:01:14 |
"My wife has lips like a blowfish" |
| 01:01:21 |
I don't see it, but I could be wrong. |
| 01:01:23 |
If I had any talent as a Country |
| 01:01:35 |
"Sitting on the side of the road |
| 01:01:42 |
Sounds awfully familiar. |
| 01:01:44 |
It's good though. |
| 01:01:52 |
This is one godforsaken road. |
| 01:02:09 |
Yeah, well, they won't stop, though. |
| 01:02:21 |
Bet you need a jack. |
| 01:02:26 |
Then what happened was... |
| 01:02:29 |
...he came as a hundred mouths, |
| 01:02:32 |
...and he tore at my flesh |
| 01:02:36 |
I grabbed Beelzebub's blue |
| 01:02:39 |
Who's Beelzebub? |
| 01:02:42 |
Beelzebub is Satan. |
| 01:02:46 |
Michael, get in the car. |
| 01:03:12 |
- What'll it be, folks? |
| 01:03:16 |
Do we have pie? |
| 01:03:18 |
You're in the pie capital of America. |
| 01:03:21 |
Well, we want... |
| 01:03:22 |
We want pie. What have you got? |
| 01:03:25 |
I got them memorized, okay? Ready? |
| 01:03:29 |
...banana cream, coconut |
| 01:03:33 |
Chocolate cream? |
| 01:03:34 |
Definitely. Chocolate cream... |
| 01:03:38 |
...and... |
| 01:03:39 |
...strawberry rhubard pie and... |
| 01:03:42 |
...cherry... |
| 01:03:43 |
...and lemon meringue. |
| 01:03:47 |
We want two slices of everything. |
| 01:03:50 |
And vanilla ice cream on the side. |
| 01:04:15 |
- Bliss. |
| 01:04:17 |
Everybody get out of my banana cream. |
| 01:04:21 |
That's the pie. |
| 01:04:24 |
Sour cream raisin. |
| 01:04:31 |
What is it about pie? |
| 01:04:33 |
There's nothing prettier than pie... |
| 01:04:36 |
...with scalloped edges and slits |
| 01:04:39 |
Pie gives you the sense that you're |
| 01:04:43 |
...living in a 4-square country. |
| 01:04:45 |
- A pie says home. |
| 01:04:48 |
I wish I invented pie. |
| 01:04:49 |
I did. |
| 01:04:55 |
I'm just kidding. |
| 01:04:58 |
That was a good one. |
| 01:05:01 |
God is in His Heaven |
| 01:05:04 |
My mother... |
| 01:05:05 |
- ... made a great- |
| 01:05:12 |
So do I. |
| 01:05:14 |
I have to say I like... |
| 01:05:16 |
...cream pie more than fruit pie. |
| 01:05:17 |
Me too. |
| 01:05:19 |
That is so wrong. |
| 01:05:21 |
I like them all. |
| 01:05:22 |
I like you. |
| 01:05:28 |
Sing your song about pie. |
| 01:05:31 |
You have a song about pie? |
| 01:05:35 |
Actually I do. |
| 01:05:38 |
Sing, Dorothy. |
| 01:05:39 |
Now. |
| 01:05:43 |
"Pie, pie... |
| 01:05:44 |
"... me, oh, my |
| 01:05:46 |
"Nothing tastes sweet, |
| 01:05:49 |
"All at once so well as pie |
| 01:05:52 |
"Apple, pumpkin, |
| 01:05:55 |
"I'll come to your place... |
| 01:05:56 |
"... every day if you've got 'em |
| 01:06:08 |
Sing another song. |
| 01:06:14 |
It's in B flat. It's pretty basic but |
| 01:06:27 |
I'm nervous. |
| 01:06:30 |
You'll have to forgive me, |
| 01:06:33 |
Don't apologize, Dorothy. Okay. |
| 01:06:43 |
"I'm sitting by the side of the road |
| 01:06:50 |
"I don't know where I'm going... |
| 01:06:53 |
"... but I hope I know it |
| 01:06:58 |
"Thinking about how |
| 01:07:02 |
"But I guess that's the way it goes |
| 01:07:06 |
"And how this story ends |
| 01:07:13 |
"I always thought there was an angel... |
| 01:07:17 |
"... watching over me |
| 01:07:21 |
"But even angels sometimes |
| 01:07:25 |
"... as you will see |
| 01:07:28 |
"'Cause I've had my share |
| 01:07:32 |
"In fact, I married three |
| 01:07:35 |
"So here's my little story... |
| 01:07:39 |
"... about Miles, Ralph, and Bradley |
| 01:07:44 |
"Miles made me smile... |
| 01:07:46 |
"... till he stole my Camaro |
| 01:07:51 |
"Ralph made me laugh till I cried |
| 01:07:58 |
"And Bradley... |
| 01:08:00 |
"... I loved him madly |
| 01:08:05 |
"But his tires were bald... |
| 01:08:07 |
"... and they went flat |
| 01:08:09 |
"So did our love and that was that |
| 01:08:14 |
"Now I'm sitting in the middle |
| 01:08:21 |
"One of these days I'll find true love |
| 01:08:25 |
"And learn how to say no |
| 01:08:29 |
"I know in the past... |
| 01:08:31 |
"... my love didn't last |
| 01:08:32 |
"As I guess this story shows |
| 01:08:36 |
"Where was my angel then... |
| 01:08:39 |
"... only Heaven knows |
| 01:08:43 |
"Where was my angel then... |
| 01:08:48 |
"... only Heaven knows" |
| 01:09:19 |
- I went to college. I was published. |
| 01:09:23 |
I was. It was like a yearly |
| 01:09:26 |
It's great. That's great. |
| 01:09:29 |
It's really great. |
| 01:09:32 |
It's cold. |
| 01:09:34 |
I'm in there, this is Huey's room. |
| 01:09:38 |
Where are you? |
| 01:09:40 |
I'm in four. |
| 01:09:41 |
Where is that? |
| 01:09:43 |
It's up there. |
| 01:09:46 |
- Where exactly? |
| 01:09:48 |
Right there? |
| 01:09:58 |
You were great. |
| 01:10:00 |
Really great. |
| 01:10:02 |
It was... |
| 01:10:05 |
- Good night. |
| 01:10:11 |
It was... |
| 01:10:16 |
"Something in your eyes... |
| 01:10:19 |
"... makes me want to lose myself |
| 01:10:24 |
"Makes me want to lose myself... |
| 01:10:29 |
"... in your arms" |
| 01:10:37 |
What are you doing tonight? |
| 01:10:39 |
Not much. |
| 01:10:41 |
Want to come to my room? |
| 01:10:43 |
Why don't you come to mine? |
| 01:10:47 |
That's a good idea. |
| 01:10:53 |
"If you knew... |
| 01:10:56 |
"... how lonely... |
| 01:10:58 |
"... my life has been |
| 01:11:03 |
"And how low... |
| 01:11:06 |
"... I've felt... |
| 01:11:08 |
"... so long |
| 01:11:12 |
"If you knew... |
| 01:11:15 |
"... how I wanted someone... |
| 01:11:18 |
"... to come along |
| 01:11:22 |
"And change my life... " |
| 01:11:25 |
- I must tell you something. |
| 01:11:27 |
- I'm not- |
| 01:11:30 |
I know. |
| 01:11:31 |
"Feels like home to me |
| 01:11:41 |
"Feels like I'm all the way back... |
| 01:11:45 |
"... where I come from" |
| 01:13:18 |
Come here, Sparky. |
| 01:13:20 |
Come here. |
| 01:13:24 |
Wings? |
| 01:13:26 |
Far out. |
| 01:13:29 |
Some angel. |
| 01:14:49 |
I needed the job. |
| 01:14:57 |
Good morning. |
| 01:14:59 |
What exactly are we |
| 01:15:04 |
At the paper. That's what |
| 01:15:08 |
I don't make excuses |
| 01:15:11 |
...there's no reason for you to. |
| 01:15:18 |
Here's a confession. |
| 01:15:20 |
You want to hear a confession? |
| 01:15:22 |
Yours? |
| 01:15:23 |
I needed the job too. |
| 01:15:28 |
No one'd go near me after |
| 01:15:31 |
What did happen? |
| 01:15:36 |
I hit the managing editor. |
| 01:15:39 |
Why? |
| 01:15:41 |
He fired this really sweet old guy |
| 01:15:47 |
Really? |
| 01:15:49 |
Nope. |
| 01:15:52 |
He changed my lead. |
| 01:15:54 |
You hit him because |
| 01:16:04 |
It was late. I was drunk. |
| 01:16:09 |
It makes no difference where I work. |
| 01:16:11 |
That's a lie. |
| 01:16:13 |
Bet you've got a half-finished |
| 01:16:17 |
She got the desk. |
| 01:16:21 |
Are you keeping something from me? |
| 01:16:28 |
I'm not ethical. |
| 01:16:30 |
Just because you write about |
| 01:16:40 |
Are you keeping some |
| 01:16:46 |
If you are I forgive you. |
| 01:16:49 |
I think I could forgive you anything. |
| 01:16:56 |
This was not a mistake. |
| 01:16:59 |
I couldn't bear it. |
| 01:17:27 |
It's going well. |
| 01:17:31 |
It's a difficult case, though. |
| 01:17:34 |
To give a man back his heart. |
| 01:17:44 |
Listen. |
| 01:17:49 |
Listen to the earth. |
| 01:18:00 |
I'm going to miss everything so much. |
| 01:18:13 |
Remember, Sparky... |
| 01:18:14 |
No matter what they say... |
| 01:18:17 |
...you can never have too much sugar. |
| 01:18:38 |
Good morning, Michael. |
| 01:18:41 |
Good morning, Sparky. |
| 01:19:06 |
No, he's all right. |
| 01:19:19 |
Oh, I killed him. |
| 01:19:21 |
- It's not your fault. |
| 01:19:23 |
I'm so sorry, Huey. |
| 01:19:31 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 01:19:44 |
You didn't do anything wrong. |
| 01:19:59 |
Do something. |
| 01:20:02 |
It isn't my area. |
| 01:20:03 |
What is your area? |
| 01:20:05 |
Explain it to me. |
| 01:20:08 |
Somebody tell me exactly |
| 01:20:13 |
I don't know anything about his area. |
| 01:20:17 |
What? |
| 01:20:18 |
I don't know anything about angels. |
| 01:20:22 |
I'm a dog trainer. |
| 01:20:27 |
To train Sparky? |
| 01:20:30 |
And then after... |
| 01:20:33 |
...we screw up with the angel |
| 01:20:38 |
I get Huey's job. |
| 01:20:42 |
I didn't know you. |
| 01:20:49 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:20:52 |
I'm sorry too. |
| 01:20:58 |
Now bring him back to life. |
| 01:21:02 |
Don't give me any of that "it isn't my |
| 01:21:06 |
...or go back where you came from. |
| 01:21:11 |
Bring him back. |
| 01:21:16 |
Angel. |
| 01:23:48 |
I don't have much longer. |
| 01:25:05 |
We're here, Michael. We're here. |
| 01:25:19 |
Look up. |
| 01:25:23 |
"The Sears Tower in Chicago |
| 01:25:27 |
"It stands 1,454 feet |
| 01:25:31 |
"... contains enough concrete... |
| 01:25:34 |
"... for an eight-lane highway. " |
| 01:25:45 |
Quinlan, I'm so sorry. |
| 01:25:48 |
I didn't do what I came for. |
| 01:25:52 |
I didn't finish. |
| 01:25:57 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 01:26:05 |
Good-bye. |
| 01:26:07 |
Good-bye, Michael. |
| 01:26:09 |
Thank you for everything. |
| 01:26:11 |
For letting me have a little fun. |
| 01:26:14 |
Good-bye, my battling friend. |
| 01:26:17 |
Good-bye world's biggest angel. |
| 01:26:20 |
Godspeed. |
| 01:27:45 |
- You're late. |
| 01:27:47 |
Where's the angel? |
| 01:27:49 |
It was a hoax. |
| 01:27:51 |
- A hoax? |
| 01:27:52 |
Definitely. |
| 01:27:54 |
- He had detachable wings. |
| 01:27:57 |
And he smelled of cookies. |
| 01:28:01 |
I win. |
| 01:28:03 |
You're fired... |
| 01:28:05 |
...and I get the dog. |
| 01:28:07 |
Come on, my little sausage. |
| 01:28:11 |
You come to your daddy. |
| 01:28:14 |
You bastard. |
| 01:28:17 |
Listen. |
| 01:28:19 |
Don't hate me. I love you. |
| 01:28:24 |
Get the mutt out. |
| 01:28:26 |
Like that dog can be gotten out. |
| 01:28:29 |
That is the worst dog... |
| 01:28:31 |
- ... I've ever met. |
| 01:28:33 |
She was wrong. |
| 01:28:34 |
So I'm stuck with these two |
| 01:28:37 |
You're stuck with Mr. Driscoll, |
| 01:28:40 |
We met a guy with a 2-headed chicken. |
| 01:28:46 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:28:51 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:28:54 |
Get off. |
| 01:28:57 |
Whatever I said, don't... |
| 01:28:59 |
...don't take it personally. |
| 01:29:01 |
- You're the best reporter I have. |
| 01:29:12 |
You're just going to leave? |
| 01:29:14 |
- We won't talk about it? |
| 01:29:17 |
Come on. |
| 01:29:18 |
Talk to me. |
| 01:29:20 |
Disagree with me. |
| 01:29:23 |
All right, let's have |
| 01:29:27 |
You're the only one |
| 01:29:31 |
Who will I fight? |
| 01:29:33 |
- You must help me out here. |
| 01:29:36 |
Wait. |
| 01:29:46 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:29:48 |
Please stop. |
| 01:29:51 |
Stop and talk... |
| 01:29:52 |
...to me. |
| 01:29:54 |
I appreciate what you said |
| 01:29:57 |
- I'll see you around. |
| 01:30:01 |
...you could forgive me anything. |
| 01:30:03 |
I forgive you. |
| 01:30:05 |
We had a good time. |
| 01:30:07 |
What are you so upset about? |
| 01:30:11 |
It's you. |
| 01:30:15 |
I remember you. |
| 01:30:17 |
I thought you were gone. |
| 01:30:37 |
"I took a trip on a train |
| 01:30:40 |
"And I thought about you |
| 01:30:45 |
"I passed a shadowy lane |
| 01:30:49 |
"And I thought about you" |
| 01:30:58 |
Good evening. |
| 01:31:01 |
For our specialties tonight, |
| 01:31:05 |
...with a pomodoro sauce... |
| 01:31:08 |
...capellini primavera, |
| 01:31:12 |
...over angelhair pasta... |
| 01:31:15 |
...finally a light sauce with... |
| 01:31:17 |
...lemon and parsley... |
| 01:31:19 |
...it's tossed... |
| 01:31:21 |
...with angelhair pasta. |
| 01:31:23 |
- Anything else? |
| 01:31:25 |
...one pumpkin nut muffin and... |
| 01:31:29 |
A piece of angel food cake. |
| 01:31:32 |
They don't have angel food cake. |
| 01:31:34 |
Do you? |
| 01:31:35 |
"And what did I do... |
| 01:31:37 |
"... I thought about you" |
| 01:32:55 |
So, did you... |
| 01:32:57 |
...ever tell anyone about...? |
| 01:33:02 |
I was going to. |
| 01:33:03 |
I couldn't wait to get home |
| 01:33:07 |
And then I opened my mouth... |
| 01:33:11 |
...and the words wouldn't come out. |
| 01:33:14 |
I take a breath, I even opened |
| 01:33:19 |
Nothing. |
| 01:33:21 |
As far as I'm concerned, |
| 01:33:24 |
But we saw it. |
| 01:33:26 |
We were there. |
| 01:33:27 |
It never happened. |
| 01:33:30 |
What are you up to now? |
| 01:33:32 |
I'm back on the novel. |
| 01:33:36 |
If it didn't happen, |
| 01:33:38 |
What is this? If it happened, |
| 01:33:41 |
Then I must believe |
| 01:33:45 |
...down the street, and some |
| 01:33:49 |
...turn right instead of turning left... |
| 01:33:52 |
...and at that moment... |
| 01:33:54 |
...a car will... |
| 01:33:55 |
...come around the corner |
| 01:33:59 |
...and blow a flat... |
| 01:34:04 |
...right there next to |
| 01:34:15 |
It never happened. |
| 01:34:51 |
Need any help? |
| 01:34:52 |
- No. Thanks. |
| 01:36:50 |
Michael, wait! |
| 01:37:11 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:37:12 |
I live here. |
| 01:37:14 |
I live two blocks from here. |
| 01:37:17 |
I was on my way home and... |
| 01:37:19 |
...I thought I saw... |
| 01:37:21 |
He came around this corner. |
| 01:37:23 |
That corner. |
| 01:37:37 |
I love you, Dorothy. |
| 01:37:41 |
I love you. |
| 01:37:47 |
Marry me. |
| 01:37:52 |
Marry me, please. |
| 01:37:56 |
Marry me, Dorothy. |
| 01:38:01 |
Oh, my darling Dorothy, |
| 01:38:16 |
Let's go home. |
| 01:38:36 |
You know, Pansy, |
| 01:38:39 |
- Michael. |
| 01:38:41 |
Before that you should have seen it. |
| 01:38:44 |
Everybody was so mixed up |
| 01:38:47 |
So I said, "Have a ceremony. " |
| 01:38:51 |
Let's go home. |
| 01:39:09 |
Do you smell something? |
| 01:39:11 |
There's a bakery near here. |
