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Micmacs tire larigot Micmacs
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Hello? |
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Good morning, is your mother in? |
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Are you ready? |
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I must go now. |
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Jesus, the son of God ... |
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... descended on earth |
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...to pay for our sins. |
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*You're in danger. |
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*I do not care, |
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*I never thanked you for your help. |
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* It was brave, very courageous. |
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*I've never seen you |
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*I think |
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*You'll come with me to the police? |
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*Why? |
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*I killed Charles Ringan. |
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*Would you tell the Commissioner? |
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*Yes, if you ask it |
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*I don't want to. |
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* Listen, I'm very tired. |
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* I killed a man and I witnessed |
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* It's all because Geiger |
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* If I told, your home |
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*... before you'd have time to flee. |
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* Perhaps she'll recover. I've seen it in the past. |
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* We'll let your father know about Ringan. |
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*You forgot something. |
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*Me? |
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*What do you have? |
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*Nothing you can't heal |
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If I extract the bullet, |
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If I don't, he'll be living on |
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Better to be alive |
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... then to be dead. |
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This is closer to philosophy |
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Heads or Tails? |
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Heads! |
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OK, I'll leave it. It'll ring the |
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They changed the lock. |
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What happened, did you comb hair |
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Where's my stuff? |
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It was in the cellar. |
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After 3 days, there was not more |
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That's my hat. |
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Hey ... |
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My little Bazil ... |
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For you, fell off the back of a truck. |
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100% cotton. |
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You got a job |
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Good morning. |
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Well! If it isn't Bazil! |
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I almost didn't. |
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I hope they took the lead |
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I'm back, faithful to the position. |
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But the position was not |
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I had to replace you. |
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This is Lola. |
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Three-month trial. |
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We just signed a permanent contract. |
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Well, we haven't kissed. |
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Mr. Bazil! |
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Don't listen to him. |
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His name is Ricardo. |
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He picks me up every night |
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He always parks there. |
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Where you were shot. |
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One day, while riding... |
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We heard a small noise, |
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Mr. Bazil, it was not a pebble. |
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Which hand? |
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Make an effort. |
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*She puts her head under her feet |
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* And then does the splits. |
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* She spins and |
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* Suddenly, her legs around his neck |
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*She spins, like a ball |
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* The rubber woman. |
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* With her, what fun they can |
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* It's enough to make you |
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*They search below and they |
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* The rubber woman. |
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Thank you ... |
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You got five minutes? |
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I spent my life in jail. |
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So they call me "Closet". |
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I'm Bazil. |
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I know. |
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You've been on the streets for 2 months, |
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but you've not submerged, you have a |
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I live day to day. |
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With the bullet, |
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Me, the widow maker gave me |
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The guillotine in '59. |
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The guillotine jammed. |
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It happened twice. |
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Get that bullet out of your head. |
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Impossible. |
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Because ... |
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You follow me. |
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Hi. |
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Hi! |
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That's Max. |
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We share our home. |
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If the robber is pointing ... |
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Whistle blasts |
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Ha! Ha! |
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Come in, don't be shy. |
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Wakey |
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Come, let me introduce... |
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For recruitment, |
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You collect stray bullets? |
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Say! |
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I'm Tambouille. |
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Here stuff is recovered, |
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Everybody together. |
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Even little Pierre. |
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And, he's an artist. |
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He brings anything we can use. |
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59... |
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42 ... |
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104! |
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Nickel. |
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She's called "Calculator". |
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He has a compass in his eye. |
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The white man |
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...starvation |
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... and goes from cock to the ass. |
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"The compass in the eye". |
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He was a writer in Brazil. |
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Fracasso is my name. |
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I have carbon staples... |
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... in my throat. |
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He lost a lung in a water bottle |
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and also have a cycle Dynamo |
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... and 3 neck joints |
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Well, go ahead, tap away. |
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Go! |
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Oh! |
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He dreams of getting his name |
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I already did in 77! |
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We never saw |
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I was robbed! |
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Hey, you! |
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Now that you belong to the |
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...get me |
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Further down, boy! |
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Aaaahh! |
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You want my picture? |
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She's a little snappish... |
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... but she's always the first |
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You're a contortionist? |
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She was like that from birth... |
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At 5, she already was hiding |
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And he remained so long |
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...without laces in his shoes |
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Come! |
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Come to the table, the mash is ready. |
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*Speaking a Flemish dialect. |
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Can I help you? |
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Yes, I would like to see |
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Of course, |
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That is to say, |
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It concerns him. |
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If this is a project or idea, |
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I could send him a scan, |
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You'll have to leave. |
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Yes. Warning! |
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Warning! |
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Warning! Warning! |
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Boo! |
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Show this clown to the street, |
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A bullet in the head? |
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At least he'll remember us! |
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Guys, I need someone here! |
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*You know |
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*... in the field of |
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* We have quadrupled our sales |
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*... decreased by 7 to 9% |
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* As you know, |
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* We don't want anyone's death. |
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* We all know very well ... |
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*... a wounded soldier is more expensive |
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* Our CBS-87 |
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*... and cleans the equivalent |
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* We have been present |
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*... in Afghanistan ... |
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*... to this forum |
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* Our CEO: |
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*Thank you, thank you. |
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* Tracers ... |
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*... explosive or bullets ... |
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*... ours are the best ... |
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*... the most aggressive and powerful. |
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*Rimbaud began as a poet |
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* Well, I... |
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* But until retirement ... |
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*... I will continue to rhyme |
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*... Living with dynamite. |
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*Love live Vigilatne Armament! |
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Goodnight, Mr. President. |
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General... |
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Joseph, good night! |
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I remind you... |
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...of the new rule in force. |
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A landmine |
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Yes, it is a renewed challenge ... |
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... offered by the league. |
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The suspense was short-lived |
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... the visiting team |
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You were brilliant tonight. |
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Arthur Rimbaud arms dealer, |
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Yes, but it didn't prevent him from |
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Baudelaire, of syphilis? |
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Verlaine, delirium tremens ... |
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...Lorca was shot ... |
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...Nerval hanged himself from a |
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I will encourage my son to |
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Tomorrow, |
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Yes, sir. |
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You've worked for us |
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30 years next month. |
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Ah ... |
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Why don't we... |
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...upgrade this place for your 30 years? |
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With some high-tech equipment. |
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The old pots make the best soups. |
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Hum ... |
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Change is coming. |
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At least once |
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Why can't he sleep at the foot |
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Stop moaning! |
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Birds of a feather flock together. |
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* Hey, Grandma? |
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* Cello and musical saw |
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... |
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The day went well? |
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Yes, papa. |
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My speech was fantastic. |
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You know who he is? |
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Yes, but you're not that muscula. |
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No, not "Rambo", darling, "Rimbaud." |
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Put him to bed. |
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Yes, sir. |
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*Hello? Yes. |
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* No, wait ... |
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Yes, I see. |
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No, this kind of transaction, |
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No! No more ... |
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I prefer a public place. |
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I know ... Say Wednesday ... |
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*...3pm, the sports dept. of |
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Yes, that's it. |
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Waffles ... |
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... d'Brussels! |
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Cries of joy |
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Do not eat too much, |
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Hey, stop! |
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*Speaking in Flemish dialect* |
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*She speaks Chinese* |
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Hurry, the minots! |
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Mr. Fracasse... |
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Isn't this you, here |
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Yikes! |
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The 77! |
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What did I tell you! |
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What I tell you ... |
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"On July 14, 1977, |
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Who is Theodore Henry? |
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... "beat by 9 meters ... |
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... "the record of human-cannonball |
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"Beat by 9 meters"! |
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Yes! |
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You'll give it to me, kid. |
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Ah yes, please, if you give me. |
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But no. |
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You sign my t-shirt, then. |
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"T. Henri" ... |
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Thierry Henry. |
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Fracasso, I have a job for you. |
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I'm not joking... |
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... but I think |
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You've got an idea |
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Mister poses a mystery. |
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Well, who cares, you're not curious. |
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Oh ... Oh! |
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What time? |
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Tomorrow, 10am, |
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Mr. Marconi? |
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I am the messenger of |
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Omar Boulounga ... |
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The former and the next. |
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I don't have a polical view. |
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We require rifles, |
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And the DGA, the Export Committee |
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You have all the weapons |
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You don't have an export sector |
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We'd like one. |
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And this should interest me? |
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We'll give you double the cash and |
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Continue. |
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Mr. Boulounga's national account... |
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... the diamond mines. |
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Don't sneeze! |
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Zebras are white with black stripes |
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Oh, pygmies! |
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Are there dwarves among pygmies? |
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Why we say "CIA" |
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Or "f-bi-ouch" and not "FBl? |
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Think ... |
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...but do not delay too much, |
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You! |
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Yes, you! |
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I do not know what your shenanigans |
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... but either you go and continue |
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... or you stay |
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Am I clear? |
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Some of them want to help me? |
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What? |
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I found the manufacturer of the bullet |
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I need to do two things at once |
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Stick together ... |
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They're the watchmen. |
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Inside is the dealer. |
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The drug's hidden in the mailbox. |
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That way, if they're ever searched... |
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... they are white as snow. |
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You've already done it for the crash |
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You're old school. |
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Yes? |
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Asbestos Control. |
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But there's no asbestos here! |
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We didn't find asbestos in the |
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From the crack of dawn ... |
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... we dealt with that problem. |
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So no need to rock the boat. |
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Ah! |
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Oh! But ... |
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The widow told me she'd |
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Wherever I go, it's on my back. |
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Hats off! |
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And my receipt? |
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The more one drinks, |
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The boarding hall, please? |
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My brother, you want a magical necklace? |
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The powder wards off evil spirits. |
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But yes! Ha! Ha! |
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Ah, you're the boss? |
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Here! |
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It will protect you against the |
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... and the vagaries of fate. |
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Incense that will allow you |
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Let the passengers be! |
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This is your last warning. Get away! |
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Sorry, gentlemen. |
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Sorry, if you please, |
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Hello. |
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We're seeking the plane to America. |
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The departure hall? |
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Yes, we go to Manhattan |
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... my son. |
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You must register your baggage before. |
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It's half-sister... |
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... my son who left in 1989 |
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New York ... |
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In 1988. |
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On December 12, 1988. |
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*Last call for Conakry. |
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* Lufthansa Flight 202. |
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The vertebra of Tino Rossi. |
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Winston Churchill's |
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The molar Marilyn ... |
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Monroe. |
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The foot of Salma Lazarus. |
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Heart of Louis XVI. |
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The finger of Matisse. |
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The eye of Mussolini ... |
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Sniff, ringing |
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It is expected that the DGA launched |
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Yes, it was more an individual effort |
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Well, they will not provide the |
| 00:43:02 |
If it works? |
| 00:43:21 |
The collateral damage added value |
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But of course ... |
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That's why it kills me to say. |
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You and me, we work ... |
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... in the defense industry ... |
| 00:43:51 |
... not in the attack industry. |
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I beg you, dear friend. |
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You are always welcome. |
| 00:43:58 |
My respects to madame. |
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I'm already 10 minutes late, |
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What was that, Maurice? |
| 00:45:01 |
"Stephen", sir. |
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We have a flat, I think. |
| 00:45:10 |
Peasant. |
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Hello. |
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I have a reservation |
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Yes. |
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I am the right hand of |
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He asked me to tell you that the |
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In exchane for Achilles hell and |
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1, 2, 3 ... test. |
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I am the messenger of Omar Boulounga. |
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Go ahead, make me an offer. |
| 00:46:26 |
Do not put the cart before |
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...from having 2 feet |
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If you have the eye of Mussolini... |
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...I'll give you the molar of Marilyn. |
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It's worth it. |
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I've got the finger of Matisse |
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...name the price. |
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Mr. Lazarus had a setback, |
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Unfortunately, |
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He returned to his household. |
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Who are you? |
| 00:47:01 |
I am the messenger of Omar Boulounga. |
| 00:47:05 |
Boulounga? |
| 00:47:07 |
I thought ... |
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Nay. |
| 00:47:12 |
A popular revolution... |
| 00:47:15 |
A popular revolution. |
| 00:47:17 |
Omar will return where |
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I'm not interested in politics. |
| 00:47:22 |
It doesn't bring you bread. |
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Double the cash... |
| 00:47:30 |
...plus more diamonds ... |
| 00:47:32 |
... if the usurper ... |
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... takes to his heels |
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When, how and where? |
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Tuesday the 27th, one of your men. |
| 00:47:45 |
Will be at the station at |
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He'll buy a ticket for |
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... with a deposit ... |
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... of 30% cash ... |
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... dollars and cents. |
| 00:48:01 |
Well? |
| 00:48:04 |
Marconi? |
| 00:48:07 |
So you thought? |
| 00:48:10 |
Congratulations, you're now looking |
| 00:48:13 |
I did not invent sliced bread... |
| 00:48:16 |
...but I don't mistake candles |
| 00:48:19 |
Well, I want one man |
| 00:48:22 |
with samples at the |
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He'll get a ticket |
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He will leave with 1st deposit |
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Right. Ok! |
| 00:48:39 |
Ready for more, guys? |
| 00:48:42 |
Why "guys"? |
| 00:48:46 |
Well, because there'll be action. |
| 00:48:50 |
Ah! When there is action, |
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Preconception... |
| 00:48:57 |
Uh ... |
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You're not a real... |
| 00:49:02 |
Real what? |
| 00:49:06 |
A real girl! Is that it? |
| 00:49:08 |
I wouldn't not say that. |
| 00:49:10 |
If that's it. |
| 00:49:11 |
No. |
| 00:49:14 |
No. |
| 00:49:15 |
Did you mean I'm a tomboy? |
| 00:49:20 |
That's right. |
| 00:49:22 |
When I have to fold into a bag, |
| 00:49:50 |
*Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:49:53 |
*... currently waiting |
| 00:49:56 |
* Be vigilant. |
| 00:49:59 |
* Do not buy a landmine from |
| 00:50:03 |
* You risk him using it. |
| 00:50:08 |
* Thank you for your attention. |
| 00:50:39 |
Wow! What's that? |
| 00:50:43 |
1kg 720 steel |
| 00:50:46 |
... 70 grams of kevlar. |
| 00:50:52 |
And that's not a small Uzi is it? |
| 00:50:54 |
It's a MAC 10 |
| 00:50:57 |
No, no! |
| 00:51:00 |
You step on it, you'll lose your foot! |
| 00:51:02 |
Oh ... |
| 00:51:04 |
Or your life, perhaps. |
| 00:51:15 |
Ooh la la |
| 00:51:17 |
That's for recycling! It's not for us. |
| 00:51:20 |
I didn't recycle it, |
| 00:51:23 |
Confiscated! |
| 00:51:25 |
Thurs tomorrow, play naughty! |
| 00:51:27 |
Or is Scarface |
| 00:51:30 |
If it wasn't here... |
| 00:51:31 |
Ready for Phase 2? |
| 00:51:35 |
Let's draw! |
| 00:51:38 |
De Fenouillet, here's Boulounga. |
| 00:51:40 |
Your Rights |
| 00:51:43 |
The deal is obsolete. The Vigilante |
| 00:51:47 |
Make a cross on the diamond |
| 00:51:54 |
Music worrying |
| 00:51:59 |
He sighs. |
| 00:52:01 |
... |
| 00:52:18 |
Marconi Boulounga for Omar. |
| 00:52:20 |
If you could do it |
| 00:52:23 |
Marconi? Boulounga is pissed! |
| 00:52:25 |
Your boy took to his heels. |
| 00:52:29 |
The deal is dead and gone. |
| 00:52:31 |
Aubervillers Armaments are |
| 00:53:31 |
Tambouille, |
| 00:53:34 |
Your 2 sharks have taken the bait? |
| 00:53:36 |
For now, they're biting. |
| 00:53:39 |
...just going to sweeten the pot! |
| 00:53:42 |
But when it bites, |
| 00:53:45 |
It's big. |
| 00:53:48 |
Then 'We' |
| 00:53:52 |
No, not until we see their faces. |
| 00:53:58 |
Not gay, gay. |
| 00:54:01 |
Guards! |
| 00:54:03 |
Yes. Oh well ... |
| 00:54:05 |
I need volunteers to go on the |
| 00:54:09 |
It's good to have people to |
| 00:54:13 |
Good ... |
| 00:54:21 |
Uh ... where are you going then? |
| 00:54:24 |
Well, wherever you go. |
| 00:54:26 |
Excuse me, but I must handle |
| 00:54:30 |
I prefer to go alone. |
| 00:54:32 |
Ah, I understand. |
| 00:54:35 |
It is true that in matters |
| 00:54:38 |
... and even subtlety ... |
| 00:54:44 |
... you're an expert. |
| 00:55:03 |
"The Diva of Porn," |
| 00:55:06 |
Something of a pencil sharpener! |
| 00:55:09 |
Great, but do you won a nightgown. |
| 00:55:13 |
I sleep naked. |
| 00:55:14 |
Hey, Henry ... |
| 00:55:17 |
...you spell Henri |
| 00:55:18 |
Not with a Y but with an I. |
| 00:55:24 |
Oh? Are you sure? |
| 00:55:25 |
Thierry Henri? |
| 00:55:27 |
It would be wrong, Thierry Henry? |
| 00:55:31 |
Do not worry, I'm always game |
| 00:55:36 |
Well, we'll do as you ask? |
| 00:55:39 |
Soon. |
| 00:55:48 |
Well? |
| 00:55:49 |
I thought... |
| 00:55:51 |
...you're fishing for shark, |
| 00:55:57 |
We're not married. |
| 00:56:00 |
No, we're not married |
| 00:56:03 |
Anyway, |
| 00:56:07 |
Like me |
| 00:56:10 |
My mother always told me |
| 00:56:15 |
I'm not twisted. |
| 00:56:19 |
I am a sensitive soul |
| 00:56:23 |
This is not the same. |
| 00:56:33 |
Hello? |
| 00:56:35 |
You listen to me! |
| 00:56:37 |
*Camel! |
| 00:56:38 |
I despise your shenanigans! |
| 00:56:40 |
But the Boulounga diamonds |
| 00:56:43 |
Dickless! |
| 00:56:48 |
*... the bones of the Assyrian kings, |
| 00:56:52 |
If you want war, |
| 00:56:57 |
When one is fortunate to have |
| 00:56:59 |
*...to advantage, one doesn't |
| 00:57:02 |
... the wife of the Prime Minister. |
| 00:57:05 |
I also have the recording at home. |
| 00:58:19 |
Well, gotta say ... |
| 00:58:21 |
...that Grandpa and Grandma |
| 00:58:24 |
So doing it in front of everyone... |
| 00:58:28 |
...is just a little more dramatic... |
| 00:58:32 |
... a little more creative, |
| 00:58:39 |
Bazil! Hey! |
| 00:58:41 |
Boo! |
| 00:58:45 |
Oh ... |
| 00:58:55 |
Let's go. |
| 00:59:10 |
And, I'm not too girly to act |
| 00:59:15 |
No, precisely why we needed a person... |
| 00:59:19 |
Flexible! |
| 00:59:21 |
We needed a person |
| 01:00:31 |
Oh dear ... |
| 01:02:17 |
Marignan? |
| 01:02:19 |
Nagasaki? |
| 01:02:21 |
Kiss? |
| 01:02:32 |
Hello, sir. |
| 01:02:33 |
Something happened last night. |
| 01:02:44 |
Sir! |
| 01:02:49 |
Come on, Maurice. |
| 01:03:11 |
I have a delivery |
| 01:03:14 |
You're out of luck, |
| 01:03:17 |
Leave it to me. |
| 01:03:18 |
It's a bit heavy. |
| 01:03:20 |
Ah ... |
| 01:03:24 |
Go ahead. |
| 01:03:31 |
There. |
| 01:04:11 |
7 meters 50centimeters, |
| 01:04:45 |
The rubber woman |
| 01:04:48 |
With her, you can go crazy. |
| 01:04:53 |
She'll make you funny in the head. |
| 01:04:54 |
It seeks the above |
| 01:04:57 |
And is found below |
| 01:05:00 |
The rubber woman. |
| 01:05:25 |
Pip squeak. |
| 01:05:28 |
You've washed your hands? |
| 01:05:31 |
- Let's see. |
| 01:05:33 |
Hey, you! |
| 01:05:37 |
There is no laughing at the table. |
| 01:05:39 |
She imitates. |
| 01:05:41 |
Where are thee, |
| 01:05:44 |
- They're hooked the more they struggle, |
| 01:05:48 |
Oh ... when I think |
| 01:05:50 |
... who lose their children |
| 01:05:55 |
You know Tambouille? |
| 01:05:58 |
She had 2 little girls. |
| 01:06:02 |
... they saw them enter |
| 01:06:04 |
She never saw them come out. |
| 01:06:06 |
For years, she has searched |
| 01:06:10 |
Eventually, she became a tramp. |
| 01:06:12 |
And after all that, |
| 01:06:16 |
Fifififi ... |
| 01:06:17 |
Enough, you lowly masses. |
| 01:06:20 |
What can you see my |
| 01:06:22 |
Fat: 62%, protein: 4% ... |
| 01:06:25 |
Ben who? |
| 01:06:26 |
A little salty is as it should be... |
| 01:06:29 |
... a black belt |
| 01:06:32 |
Oh, surely not ... |
| 01:06:34 |
Even if... oh no. |
| 01:06:36 |
You got an idea for cooking |
| 01:06:39 |
Frying. |
| 01:06:44 |
In the flour! |
| 01:07:22 |
Fracasso, no doubts? |
| 01:07:33 |
Go! We will balance the Fracasse! |
| 01:07:36 |
It blows. |
| 01:07:47 |
Calculator! |
| 01:07:48 |
Distance: 138 meters. |
| 01:07:50 |
Wind Speed: 12 km / h |
| 01:07:53 |
There. |
| 01:07:55 |
76 kilos. |
| 01:07:56 |
Add 4. |
| 01:07:59 |
OK ... say 80. |
| 01:08:01 |
Why did you add more? |
| 01:08:03 |
Slice: 70 grams. |
| 01:08:06 |
Okay, okay! |
| 01:08:18 |
Remington! |
| 01:08:20 |
For the committee's approval! |
| 01:08:23 |
* Engine! |
| 01:08:31 |
It's time to go. |
| 01:08:32 |
No, it's too early. 59 ... |
| 01:08:37 |
58 ... |
| 01:08:39 |
... |
| 01:08:42 |
56 ... |
| 01:08:44 |
55 seconds. |
| 01:08:46 |
Oh! |
| 01:08:57 |
Closet, well then? |
| 01:08:59 |
What? It's recycled! |
| 01:09:03 |
Oh! |
| 01:09:17 |
Closet! |
| 01:09:19 |
You Bastard! |
| 01:09:22 |
But it's recycled! |
| 01:10:18 |
Fire! |
| 01:11:37 |
Watchout! |
| 01:11:45 |
Come on, move! |
| 01:11:51 |
Watchout! |
| 01:12:19 |
No batteries?! |
| 01:12:22 |
It's recycled. |
| 01:12:24 |
I broke the altitued record! |
| 01:12:28 |
One minute, butterfly! |
| 01:12:29 |
What? |
| 01:12:30 |
I devoted myself to the filming! |
| 01:12:35 |
No Battery. |
| 01:12:40 |
It's an unwritten law: |
| 01:12:44 |
It's going to explode. |
| 01:12:45 |
It's her. |
| 01:12:53 |
You are Madame Cisse? |
| 01:12:57 |
Your husband had a problem. |
| 01:12:59 |
What happened? |
| 01:13:02 |
Your husband is ashamed: |
| 01:13:06 |
Then I only have to request |
| 01:13:08 |
That's what I did |
| 01:13:11 |
... my friend the Prefect of Police. |
| 01:13:14 |
But your record was not found. |
| 01:13:16 |
But I assure you... |
| 01:13:19 |
hmmm? |
| 01:13:21 |
Who are you? |
| 01:13:23 |
I'm part of the company |
| 01:13:27 |
You see, our activities relate to... |
| 01:13:29 |
... national defense ... |
| 01:13:31 |
At the same time, |
| 01:13:33 |
we feel oblige to protect |
| 01:13:36 |
I can always try |
| 01:13:40 |
That's good, |
| 01:13:43 |
I know, |
| 01:13:47 |
Show him. |
| 01:13:50 |
In all arsenals, |
| 01:13:53 |
You see where she is? |
| 01:13:54 |
It's essential, it must be installed |
| 01:13:57 |
...bulkhead opening on the outside.. |
| 01:14:00 |
... like that. |
| 01:14:01 |
This has been done |
| 01:14:05 |
...in case of... |
| 01:14:06 |
The technician will activate the machine |
| 01:14:11 |
ideally we would be to proceed ... |
| 01:14:13 |
... during lunch |
| 01:14:17 |
What should I do? |
| 01:14:19 |
You unscrew the small tube |
| 01:14:24 |
...and that's all. |
| 01:14:28 |
Is this dangerous? |
| 01:14:29 |
Returning to Somalia |
| 01:14:32 |
I put it where I? |
| 01:14:36 |
Do not bother to |
| 01:15:12 |
You have a moment? |
| 01:15:18 |
It is forbidden to park here |
| 01:15:21 |
Don't worry, I'll be quick. |
| 01:16:16 |
By God! |
| 01:16:43 |
That's weird. |
| 01:16:46 |
In the time of his father |
| 01:16:51 |
There's nothing to sign? |
| 01:16:53 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:17:06 |
Bazil, this blackmail evidence, |
| 01:17:09 |
It may be a video ... |
| 01:17:11 |
... tape, envelopes, |
| 01:17:14 |
It can be anything |
| 01:17:17 |
Thanks for the clarification. |
| 01:17:19 |
From there, please. |
| 01:17:23 |
That slab ... |
| 01:17:30 |
We enter. |
| 01:17:33 |
Where's the package? |
| 01:17:35 |
I understand it was there. |
| 01:17:38 |
The nanny had put it away. |
| 01:17:40 |
No, your son is with his mother. |
| 01:17:42 |
His mother ... |
| 01:17:45 |
Get me the package. |
| 01:17:46 |
I assure you ... |
| 01:17:52 |
Oh, this will be sweet... |
| 01:18:01 |
*... this afternoon |
| 01:18:04 |
*...doing extensive |
| 01:18:06 |
* No casualties were reported. |
| 01:18:09 |
* An investigation is underway |
| 01:18:12 |
* Recall that the CEO |
| 01:18:16 |
*...has been syted in cases |
| 01:18:19 |
*...but he's not been replaced at |
| 01:18:22 |
*- I defy anyone to make ... |
| 01:18:24 |
*...no tangible evidence! |
| 01:18:26 |
* It is a scandal! |
| 01:18:29 |
* The information on LCI. |
| 01:18:50 |
Calm, calm...Breath. |
| 01:18:56 |
Practice: |
| 01:18:59 |
Number 12: Who... |
| 01:19:01 |
... invents jokes? |
| 01:19:04 |
No. 27: Why the place we seek on |
| 01:19:08 |
No. 62: How much erosion is caused |
| 01:19:16 |
* The CEO |
| 01:19:19 |
*...has been cited in cases of |
| 01:19:23 |
*...and has been fired. |
| 01:19:26 |
- Ah! Bullshit! |
| 01:19:28 |
*... no tangible evidence! |
| 01:19:29 |
*Bullshit. |
| 01:19:30 |
*Ongoing information on LCI. |
| 01:19:40 |
You want a war? |
| 01:19:42 |
It will be the blitzkrieg! |
| 01:19:44 |
- Sir, We have a go? |
| 01:19:46 |
Go! |
| 01:19:48 |
Go. |
| 01:19:50 |
Go! |
| 01:20:29 |
Ah! What now.. |
| 01:20:51 |
That's it then? |
| 01:20:54 |
You thought |
| 01:20:57 |
You're impressed by our resolve? |
| 01:21:11 |
- Exercise # 8: Money ... |
| 01:21:13 |
Cash, money moola, wonga, |
| 01:21:17 |
...dosh, pennies! |
| 01:21:36 |
Yeah! |
| 01:22:08 |
No! |
| 01:22:10 |
Tut tut tut ... Hush. |
| 01:22:15 |
Oh ... |
| 01:22:52 |
Oh! No! |
| 01:23:01 |
-I came to |
| 01:23:04 |
... but these clown |
| 01:23:12 |
Oh no ... |
| 01:23:15 |
How? |
| 01:23:19 |
You'd never take such a risk. |
| 01:23:22 |
What risk? |
| 01:23:25 |
You refused to sell arms to |
| 01:23:30 |
They planted a bomb |
| 01:23:33 |
... before coming |
| 01:23:36 |
We rushed to your aid... |
| 01:23:39 |
Isn't that so, Libarski? |
| 01:23:41 |
We arrived a bit too late. |
| 01:23:44 |
This is perfect. |
| 01:23:46 |
Wait, wait ... |
| 01:24:06 |
Ah! |
| 01:24:07 |
I'll give you the tape |
| 01:24:10 |
The teeth, fingers, |
| 01:24:13 |
You take it and you leave. |
| 01:24:19 |
It's not enough. |
| 01:24:20 |
Oh, okay, |
| 01:24:26 |
Ok, |
| 01:24:29 |
But you stole my shells. |
| 01:24:32 |
What shells? |
| 01:24:34 |
Well ... |
| 01:24:36 |
... the shell truck. |
| 01:24:38 |
You stole a shell truck. |
| 01:24:41 |
We did what? |
| 01:24:44 |
It wasn't us. |
| 01:24:46 |
The truck, wasn't me. |
| 01:24:48 |
It was probably them. |
| 01:24:51 |
Yes, it must be them. |
| 01:24:54 |
Him...it's him! |
| 01:24:57 |
He was spotted in the video! |
| 01:25:00 |
He was disguised as a server. |
| 01:25:02 |
I thought it worked for you. |
| 01:25:05 |
I thought he worked for you... |
| 01:25:06 |
...dirty trick number 2. |
| 01:25:08 |
What madness! |
| 01:25:11 |
Er...I'm on my own. |
| 01:25:17 |
I have a bachelor flat. |
| 01:25:19 |
We'll question him there? |
| 01:25:21 |
My car is outside. |
| 01:25:23 |
It's not too early! |
| 01:25:25 |
You're late. |
| 01:25:29 |
That's him. |
| 01:25:32 |
Oh ... |
| 01:25:34 |
Aeschylus died after ... |
| 01:25:36 |
... a turtle hit his head. |
| 01:25:38 |
Jean-Baptiste Lully, |
| 01:25:43 |
Barbarossa, by forgetting to remove |
| 01:25:48 |
And I'm dying stupidly too |
| 01:26:35 |
Closet, Plan B. |
| 01:26:37 |
Emergency! |
| 01:28:00 |
Bridge of Crimea! |
| 01:28:02 |
Everyone out! |
| 01:28:10 |
... |
| 01:28:19 |
Come on, jump! |
| 01:28:28 |
- 240, 230 ... |
| 01:28:30 |
... 220 210 ... |
| 01:28:33 |
*... 200, 190, 180, 170 ... |
| 01:28:38 |
*... 160, 150 ... |
| 01:28:42 |
*... 130, 120 ... |
| 01:28:44 |
*... 110, 90, 70 ... |
| 01:28:49 |
And .. and ... and ... now! |
| 01:28:51 |
Drop the trash! |
| 01:29:02 |
Slowly. |
| 01:29:18 |
Oh shit... |
| 01:29:20 |
It picks up garbage! |
| 01:29:57 |
They're over us... |
| 01:29:59 |
The carrots are cooked, |
| 01:30:03 |
Hope you enjoy the sun. |
| 01:30:05 |
We're paying for your vacation in |
| 01:30:16 |
Closet, good landing, thank you. |
| 01:30:19 |
- Hey! Hey! It's ... |
| 01:30:39 |
Encore. |
| 01:30:42 |
Encore! |
| 01:31:31 |
You recognize this? |
| 01:31:50 |
and you, recognize this? |
| 01:32:07 |
Shhh! Tut tut tut ... |
| 01:32:11 |
Don't move. |
| 01:32:14 |
Don't move. |
| 01:32:31 |
You want a ransom?! |
| 01:32:35 |
Demand a price we can afford. |
| 01:32:40 |
I am a friend ... |
| 01:32:41 |
... with the President of the Republic. |
| 01:32:44 |
Take away this grenade, it's ridiculous! |
| 01:32:48 |
We'll call, |
| 01:32:51 |
Articulate, bitch! |
| 01:32:58 |
What do you want? |
| 01:33:03 |
Sorry, sorry ... |
| 01:33:05 |
...for the children. |
| 01:33:09 |
Ah yes ... |
| 01:33:12 |
Sorry for women ... |
| 01:33:14 |
... who are raped |
| 01:33:16 |
I sell weapons to people |
| 01:33:20 |
- You Bastard! |
| 01:33:21 |
You still sell |
| 01:33:29 |
I am for terrorism. |
| 01:33:32 |
The Boeing 300 died of Ankara ... |
| 01:33:35 |
The explosive was ours! |
| 01:33:37 |
You were using |
| 01:33:41 |
... ETA and the IRA. |
| 01:33:42 |
- And on Darfur, where do you think |
| 01:33:47 |
You encouraged the market? |
| 01:33:49 |
Kind of pathetic! |
| 01:37:03 |
* Video traffickers |
| 01:37:20 |
Go to YouTube ... |
| 01:37:22 |
... and type |
| 01:37:46 |
Guys, come see. |
| 01:37:58 |
Mr. Marconi, if you please! |
| 01:38:00 |
The price of your shares |
| 01:38:02 |
You may serve 15 years. |
| 01:38:11 |
*Fenouillet dropped |
| 01:38:15 |
*... by the President of the Republic |
| 01:38:18 |
*... is on the run |
| 01:38:21 |
* We expect one day to see the closing |
| 01:38:40 |
As soon as the 2 merchants of death |
| 01:38:42 |
... Bazil, proud as Lucifer, beat |
| 01:38:51 |
There was no need |
| 01:38:54 |
... to understand that they would |
| 01:38:57 |
And it was no secret ... |
| 01:38:59 |
They get along like a house on fire. |
