Midnight Cowboy

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00:00:31 Get along, little doggie
00:00:34 It's your misfortune
00:00:40 Get along, little doggies
00:00:42 For you know New York
00:00:52 Get along, little doggies
00:00:54 It's your misfortune
00:00:58 Where's that Joe Buck?
00:01:01 Get along, little doggies
00:01:05 Look at this crap!
00:01:07 Yeah, where's that Joe Buck?
00:01:09 Where's that Joe Buck?
00:01:12 You're late!
00:01:14 You know what you can do
00:01:18 If you ain't man enough,
00:01:24 I really would.
00:03:40 How you doin', Ralph?
00:03:43 4.00 to midnight.
00:03:46 Could you have a word with me?
00:03:49 Why are you in that getup?
00:03:56 He knows what he can do
00:03:59 - You come to work?
00:04:02 Come for my pay.
00:04:05 - Heading up east?
00:04:09 Just come to look around.
00:04:11 Cups!
00:04:15 Well...
00:04:18 Goodbye.
00:04:19 Goodbye.
00:04:23 There's a lot of rich women
00:04:28 - Yeah?
00:04:29 The men are tutti-fruttis.
00:04:31 It's a mess back there.
00:04:33 I'm gonna cash in.
00:04:35 I don't know nothing about it.
00:04:38 Why stay around here?
00:04:59 Oh, that's nice.
00:05:02 Oh, lower...
00:05:09 That's real... nice, honey.
00:05:48 It's powerful, ain't it?
00:05:55 Yeah, sure is powerful.
00:06:11 It's shooting season.
00:06:13 Go to Lloyd's
00:06:17 Listen to these values:
00:06:22 You look real nice, lover boy.
00:06:26 Make your old grandma proud.
00:06:29 You're the handsomest cowboy
00:06:32 the best-lookin' one.
00:06:39 Bye, honey.
00:06:42 Grandma got herself a new beau!
00:06:46 Excuse me. Do you have
00:06:52 Yes, I do. Here.
00:06:55 Take one for yourself.
00:06:57 No, thanks. It's just till the
00:07:02 I get carsick on boats.
00:07:05 But that's more the fish smell
00:07:09 How far you headed?
00:07:12 - To Dallas.
00:07:15 - Where you going?
00:08:05 Do you love me, Joe?
00:08:08 Do you love me? You love me?
00:08:13 You're the only one, Joe.
00:08:20 You're better
00:08:25 You love me? You're the best!
00:08:41 Do you love me, Joe?
00:08:50 You're the only one, Joe.
00:08:58 You're the best, Joe. The best.
00:09:21 This is the Sunshine Hour.
00:09:24 Yes, sweet Jesus, faith healeth!
00:09:27 Here's a letter from a sister
00:09:31 and two tumours she coughed up
00:09:36 Before we join
00:09:39 Jesus wants to know who sent in
00:09:45 - Want a cigarette, sir?
00:09:49 ...with Sister Rosellen.
00:09:51 Throw in Rosellen,
00:09:57 You ever met a cowhand named
00:10:06 - Not to my knowledge.
00:10:42 I want it on.
00:12:04 For it's hi! Hi! Hee!
00:12:09 Shout out your numbers
00:12:16 Seventy-seven Radio in New York,
00:12:22 That's New York talkin'!
00:12:25 Hear that?
00:12:27 What's your male ideal?
00:12:29 Gary Cooper, but he's dead.
00:12:32 Thanks. And what's your ideal?
00:12:35 He takes pride
00:12:38 - Consideration first.
00:12:41 - Someone I can talk to in bed.
00:12:46 - A Texas oiI man.
00:12:48 - Outdoor type.
00:12:50 - Young.
00:12:54 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:13:26 Thank you.
00:13:42 Shit.
00:13:47 She'll give us
00:13:51 It's pretty unusual,
00:13:56 Everything but the sofa.
00:14:01 My remedy's dial this hotel
00:14:08 Brought to you
00:14:12 Up your income...
00:14:13 Up your income, lady.
00:14:15 Asimir OiI, 207/8, up 15/8.
00:14:19 Commonwell United,
00:14:23 Data Science is 645/8,
00:14:27 Maligdanide Corporation
00:16:22 I'm new here.
00:16:25 I'm looking for
00:16:39 Ma'am!
00:16:41 Were you serious
00:16:44 - Yes, ma'am. I mean business.
00:16:53 Well, the Statue of Liberty...
00:16:55 I think you take
00:16:59 - No, wait...
00:17:04 You're not looking for
00:17:08 You ought to be
00:17:35 Come on, Baby, do it for Mama.
00:17:42 Baby, come on. Do it for Mama.
00:17:47 Hey, little ol' dog!
00:17:50 They got you all gussied up
00:17:54 I'm brand new here. I was hoping
00:18:00 - Hoping to see what?
00:18:03 It's in Central Park
00:18:06 Maybe you'll catch
00:18:19 He's picking
00:18:26 I got your message.
00:18:30 I loved your friend
00:18:32 the last of the great
00:18:35 My God, I was exhausted.
00:18:39 God, stop!
00:18:44 No one. I was talking to Baby.
00:18:50 You're annoying me.
00:18:54 Why don't you say hello to Baby?
00:18:59 I won't talk to the dog!
00:19:02 - Daddy wants to say hello.
00:19:07 Hello, you goddamn dog.
00:19:11 Will I see you tonight?
00:19:15 - Just you and me.
00:19:18 - How about Lindy's?
00:19:20 Like 5.30.
00:19:24 - My wife's away.
00:19:27 I can stay all night.
00:19:30 You got it. A big wet one.
00:19:36 Save some of that
00:19:41 - Love you.
00:20:00 Welcome to Dateline.
00:20:04 In our isolation booths...
00:20:06 - Because I'm a stable-hand?
00:20:15 - Is God dead?
00:20:20 Can I take my mother?
00:20:23 - My God!
00:20:26 - Knees up.
00:20:38 Cass, you got yourself
00:20:44 Real damn penthouse.
00:20:47 Don't look.
00:20:51 Knock off a couple of pounds,
00:20:56 Don't touch. I'm late already.
00:21:02 Straighten out the bed, Tex.
00:21:06 Say, Cass, sure have
00:21:11 It's as fine a time
00:21:14 - Me, too, lover.
00:21:17 You made me feel so at home,
00:21:23 It's murder. What line are
00:21:28 Maury's always complaining
00:21:31 I don't know what line Maury's
00:21:40 Pardon me, ma'am?
00:21:43 Got to make a living.
00:21:46 - Did you hear me?
00:21:50 I don't want to be late.
00:21:55 Take the number.
00:21:59 I forgot to get to the bank.
00:22:06 I hate to ask you,
00:22:11 That's funny,
00:22:14 - I was gonna ask you for some.
00:22:20 That's why I come up here.
00:22:23 You were gonna ask me for money.
00:22:29 Some old slut on 42nd Street?
00:22:32 In case you didn't notice,
00:22:37 I'm a gorgeous chick!
00:22:38 - Take it easy.
00:22:41 You can't pull
00:22:44 - You're crazy!
00:22:47 I could kill you!
00:22:51 Get out of here!
00:22:54 Cass, honey...
00:22:57 Come on.
00:23:00 You think I meant that?
00:23:03 Would I ask you for money
00:23:07 Stop your crying.
00:23:10 A guy gets horny just lookin'
00:23:15 Five? Ten?
00:23:22 Twenty?
00:23:24 There you go, girl.
00:24:00 Terrific shirt.
00:24:03 - You speaking to me?
00:24:07 I bet you paid
00:24:11 - I ain't cheap.
00:24:13 - It's an all-right shirt.
00:24:16 I don't like
00:24:20 - Sure.
00:24:24 - Hey, sweetheart.
00:24:29 - Kiss it, Ratso.
00:24:31 - Watch out for that.
00:24:35 Wish I bumped into you before.
00:24:40 - Joe Buck from Texas.
00:24:44 - I'm gonna buy you a drink.
00:24:47 Drinks all around.
00:24:51 When I get satisfaction,
00:24:55 See what I'm getting at?
00:24:59 a colour TV, more diamonds
00:25:02 - She bawls when I ask her.
00:25:05 - For money.
00:25:09 I'm a hustler.
00:25:12 How should I know? You gotta
00:25:16 I'm a hustler.
00:25:19 All right, you're a hustler.
00:25:22 You're pickin' up trade
00:25:27 - You gotta get some management.
00:25:32 You need my friend O'Daniel.
00:25:36 He operates the biggest stable
00:25:40 It's stupid,
00:25:43 A dame starts crying,
00:25:47 I'd call that
00:25:50 You just sit comfy, and
00:25:56 - It's Rizzo.
00:25:59 - You heard him.
00:26:01 I'm used to these types
00:26:06 - The sewer's full of 'em.
00:26:09 You're sitting here,
00:26:12 How'll he get into your pocket?
00:26:18 - Good night, sweets.
00:26:23 Most of these gals
00:26:28 Social register types.
00:26:30 They can't pick out
00:26:34 They got to have a middleman.
00:26:40 Hey! I'm walkin' here!
00:26:44 Up yours, you son of a bitch!
00:26:52 Don't worry about that.
00:26:56 That's crazy, a stud like you
00:27:01 With proper management,
00:27:03 you could earn 50,
00:27:06 Hey, Brucie,
00:27:10 What's that?
00:27:12 Placed him with O'Daniel
00:27:15 Ain't much of a stud.
00:27:26 All right.
00:27:27 How about you introduce me
00:27:32 I'd be doing both of you
00:27:37 Why am I dragging
00:27:41 Tomorrow, someone like that
00:27:45 Where will I be?
00:27:47 Hold on. You think
00:27:51 You name your cut,
00:27:55 - All right.
00:27:58 You kidding me?
00:28:01 - There's ten.
00:28:04 Forget it. I'll take the ten.
00:28:06 But I'll have to have
00:28:12 I'll buy you a coffee.
00:28:17 Get out of here, creeps.
00:28:23 He needs you tonight.
00:28:27 His name is Joe Buck.
00:28:31 Came in from Texas.
00:28:35 but he's
00:28:38 Fabulous. Right away.
00:28:45 Right. OK.
00:28:50 The guy...
00:28:54 How do you look?
00:28:57 Fine. You look fine.
00:29:00 Could I have that other ten?
00:29:04 I'll make this right
00:29:09 - Forget it.
00:29:11 - Sherry Netherland's Hotel.
00:29:16 Get your ass in there.
00:29:20 What's the matter with you?
00:29:35 - You must be Joe Buck.
00:29:39 Let's take a look.
00:29:48 Turn around.
00:29:54 Good strong back.
00:29:57 So you want help, hey?
00:30:01 Sit down. Relax.
00:30:09 - Cowboy?
00:30:16 - I'm one hell of a stud.
00:30:21 You're different
00:30:25 Most of them
00:30:29 You know exactly what you want.
00:30:32 You bet I do.
00:30:34 Yeah... but you got one thing
00:30:41 I'll bet you're lonesome.
00:30:46 Well, not too. I mean, a little.
00:30:52 Lonesome.
00:30:54 I'm lonesome, so I'm a drunk.
00:30:57 I'm lonesome, so I'm
00:31:02 I'm a fornicator, a whoremonger!
00:31:06 Poop, I say. Poop!
00:31:10 - I'm sick of it.
00:31:14 Lonesomeness... you take it, and
00:31:22 - I'm rarin' to go, sir!
00:31:26 - Cowboy, eh?
00:31:29 - Ready for hard work?
00:31:32 It'll be easier for you
00:31:36 - Like money from home.
00:31:39 There's your strength, son!
00:31:41 You put things earthy
00:31:45 I warn you, I'm gonna use you.
00:31:53 You're wonderful, boy.
00:31:56 - It needn't be joyless.
00:32:00 Why don't you and me get right
00:32:06 - How's that strike you?
00:32:10 Right here! Here!
00:32:16 I've prayed in the streets,
00:32:22 It don't matter where
00:32:26 - Shit!
00:32:29 Open your heart and let it flow!
00:32:34 - Don't be frightened!
00:32:38 And you shall be heard!
00:32:41 ...and the Holy Spirit.
00:32:44 Don't run from Him!
00:33:44 You know that runty bastard
00:33:48 Don't know nothing.
00:33:56 Stop it! Stop it!
00:34:12 What's that monstrosity?
00:34:16 - A toupee for dogs.
00:34:18 - This is Fifi's wig.
00:34:23 I don't believe this!
00:34:28 Seriously, isn't this a case of
00:34:35 We're lonely, yes.
00:34:39 A woman who is alone...
00:34:42 Dinner's in the fridge,
00:34:45 Here's movie money.
00:34:48 That's sick,
00:34:53 This is in case
00:34:57 - That's terrible!
00:35:03 If I can find the hole...
00:35:30 Gold, silver, candlelight,
00:35:33 wine, and skyrockets
00:35:41 You're special.
00:35:47 Need money?
00:35:51 Why worry about your future?
00:35:57 Take it easy, but take it.
00:36:07 Room 514, please.
00:36:18 Looks like you been locked out
00:36:23 What about all my things?
00:36:26 We keep them safe
00:36:29 You can keep everything but the
00:36:36 We keep everything. House rules.
00:37:28 Gonna eat them crackers?
00:38:36 Spilled somethin' on my pants.
00:38:46 - How do I get to Grand Central?
00:38:51 Officer, how do I get
00:39:06 You know what
00:39:45 Spacecraft to Earth Control.
00:39:48 Captain Grace is
00:39:52 Orbital module has failed
00:40:00 Mission Control to spacecraft.
00:40:04 before you are ejected
00:40:07 Do you read me?
00:40:11 Spacecraft to Earth Control,
00:40:29 Chuck, I've lost you!
00:40:32 We've lost contact with Captain
00:40:36 Kiss me, Joe.
00:40:39 He's in freefall.
00:40:47 You're the only one, Joe.
00:40:50 Kissin' Crazy Annie, man,
00:41:00 Kiss me, Joe.
00:41:09 You're the only one, Joe!
00:41:21 I'm sorry you're sick.
00:41:26 You'll have to give me
00:41:31 I was lying. I don't have it.
00:41:36 - You ain't got no $25 on you?
00:41:40 - What'll you do to me?
00:41:44 Want me to beat on you?
00:41:49 - How much you got?
00:41:51 Empty your pockets out
00:41:57 - Take my books.
00:42:00 - What's that worth?
00:42:03 Please don't take it.
00:42:07 I can't go home without it.
00:42:12 My mother would die.
00:42:17 She would die.
00:42:19 Please.
00:42:25 I don't want it.
00:42:32 Preparing for
00:42:36 a basic training as rigorous
00:42:40 long hours of choreography...
00:42:42 that would put
00:42:45 Musical arrangements,
00:42:56 America is being invaded.
00:42:59 You can spot the invaders
00:43:02 They're dark, heavy,
00:43:06 Every day, they're working
00:43:09 What can you do about them?
00:43:13 Better Homes and Gardens tells
00:43:18 Don't hit me! I'm a cripple!
00:43:21 I ain't gonna hit you.
00:43:24 - Wait a minute.
00:43:28 - Here.
00:43:30 All right, here.
00:43:33 - That's all I got.
00:43:37 - What's in your socks?
00:43:40 I swear on my mother's eyes.
00:43:46 It's sticky.
00:43:48 Here. Have a cigarette.
00:43:54 Come on.
00:44:01 Sit down.
00:44:04 How do you like
00:44:09 I tried to find you,
00:44:18 You want some medical advice?
00:44:24 Right. Fine. OK.
00:44:28 You still at the hotel?
00:44:32 Why am I talkin' to you?
00:44:36 Hey, come on!
00:44:40 - Hey, wait up!
00:44:43 Don't come near me again.
00:44:46 I ain't fightin' you.
00:44:50 - I'm invitin' you!
00:44:56 The "X" on the windows
00:45:03 Front door. Actually,
00:45:06 Keeps the punks and creeps out.
00:45:14 My own private entrance.
00:45:23 Watch the plank!
00:45:26 Can't collect insurance.
00:45:30 Back, back.
00:45:35 There's glass there.
00:45:39 Get that fridge, will you?
00:45:44 - Need any help?
00:45:49 You OK? It's not far.
00:45:55 It's just one more up.
00:45:58 I don't mess with it.
00:46:01 But the icebox
00:46:05 - Where'd you steal it?
00:46:09 - I don't mean now. Before.
00:46:20 Just drop it anywhere.
00:46:31 Not bad, huh?
00:46:42 There's no heat, but by winter,
00:46:47 You want to stretch out?
00:46:52 Make yourself comfortable?
00:47:00 OK... go ahead.
00:47:18 You like some coffee?
00:47:46 Joe, do you love me?
00:47:55 You're the only one, Joe.
00:48:29 Joe, stop that!
00:48:42 He's the one. The only one.
00:48:56 He's the one.
00:49:15 There have been
00:49:21 twenty-nine on the death list,
00:49:26 Hey, why are you mad?
00:49:30 - What's the matter?
00:49:38 Over there.
00:49:44 - How'd they get off?
00:49:49 - What for?
00:49:58 - I should haul ass out of here.
00:50:04 You're after something.
00:50:11 - Don't look like a fag.
00:50:16 You want me to stay, right?
00:50:19 I ain't forcing you.
00:50:22 I'm truly sorry. Must've got
00:50:27 OK. OK, boy.
00:50:34 I want you to stay.
00:50:42 I hope you know what
00:50:46 Someone does me bad...
00:50:49 If I'd caught up to you
00:50:54 - You hear?
00:51:01 I thought you should know,
00:51:16 Probably Y.M.C.A.
00:51:27 Joe, do me one favour.
00:51:32 - This is my place. Am I wrong?
00:51:36 In my own place,
00:51:41 In my own place, my name
00:51:48 Can't say all that.
00:51:52 Rico, then. At least
00:51:57 OK. Rico, Rico, Rico.
00:52:00 - Rico, Rico, Rico. That enough?
00:52:03 Give me one of those pillows.
00:52:14 Don't touch my radio.
00:52:42 Are you here again?
00:52:46 - Every time, you take stuff!
00:52:50 - Cripple or not, I don't care!
00:53:04 The two basic items
00:53:08 are sunshine and coconut milk.
00:53:12 You know that? That's a fact.
00:53:16 In Florida,
00:53:19 They even got 'em
00:53:24 And ladies! In Miami,
00:53:31 You got more ladies
00:53:36 On a given day, there's
00:53:42 You can't scratch yourself...
00:53:44 without gettin'
00:53:47 It's hot. Let's go.
00:53:49 Come on!
00:54:03 Smells worse hot.
00:54:06 Then cook for yourself or get
00:54:12 - I'm eatin' it.
00:54:14 I'm eatin' it, Ratso. Good!
00:54:24 - It's good.
00:54:28 Got to get out of here.
00:54:42 Anybody can score
00:54:48 Nobody buys
00:54:53 They're laughing at you.
00:54:56 - Nobody's laughin'.
00:55:00 When's the last time
00:55:05 I only talk about that
00:55:09 When's the last time
00:55:11 That's between me
00:55:14 You're beginning to smell.
00:55:19 I ain't never seen you change
00:55:25 I ain't got no need
00:55:29 Bet you ain't never been laid,
00:55:35 I know that cowboy crap
00:55:39 except every 42nd Street Jackie.
00:55:42 That's faggot stuff!
00:55:44 That's strictly for fags!
00:55:48 You gonna tell me
00:56:08 The way I look
00:56:13 Women like me. Only thing
00:56:18 They're crazy for me.
00:56:23 How come you ain't scored
00:56:26 'Cause I need management!
00:56:31 Stop crappin' around
00:56:34 Get your butt moving
00:56:37 which you owe me!
00:57:03 A woman in your condition
00:57:11 You have a lot of laundry!
00:57:24 - It ain't right.
00:57:27 - What do you mean?
00:57:32 - That's it.
00:57:34 That's good. Where's mine?
00:57:38 I don't know if your hat's here.
00:57:43 What about that black Homburg?
00:57:48 Ticket? Yeah, here's my ticket.
00:57:54 - I'll look 'em over.
00:57:59 It not belong to you.
00:58:32 Bet you could
00:58:36 And end up a hunchback
00:59:06 My dad spent 14 hours
00:59:10 He'd come home
00:59:14 Coughed his lungs out
00:59:20 Even the faggot undertaker
00:59:25 Buried him with gloves on.
00:59:29 Go ahead. Take a look.
00:59:33 Don't rush me.
00:59:38 Get myself primed up for
00:59:43 When I'm feelin' good,
00:59:49 There you are,
00:59:52 Not bad. Not bad...
00:59:59 ...for a cowboy.
01:00:03 You're OK.
01:00:06 You're OK.
01:00:22 Taxi!
01:00:28 You got something
01:00:33 Go ahead.
01:00:35 You haven't got
01:00:45 - How do you like that?
01:00:49 I struck gold -
01:00:52 Barkley Hotel for Women. Women.
01:00:58 Is this the gentlemen's
01:01:01 I'm calling for Miss Beecham
01:01:06 She changed her mind.
01:01:10 That's right. Thanks. Bye.
01:01:24 Would you believe a whole hotel
01:01:29 Score once,
01:01:32 I could open an office in there.
01:01:38 Go ahead. Get the money.
01:01:42 Listen, get the cash!
01:01:46 Those rich ladies
01:01:48 and in the morning,
01:01:51 Watch the car! Go on.
01:03:06 Rico! Up here! Up here!
01:03:32 B-6, G-49.
01:03:36 G-49.
01:03:39 L-24.
01:03:41 L-24.
01:03:43 And the next one is O-62,
01:03:49 O-62. Are there any bingos?
01:03:54 - How dare you!
01:03:57 Don't touch her!
01:05:13 It's 28 degrees,
01:05:17 We can expect some
01:06:17 I'll give you $5.00 for it.
01:06:25 Yeah.
01:06:55 I got a telephone
01:07:00 I got him on the line
01:07:22 Got a telephone call from Jesus
01:07:25 I got him on the line
01:08:55 I want to show you something.
01:09:12 There's money for you.
01:09:15 That's $9.00 plus assorted
01:09:22 Plus five cents
01:09:30 That's smart. Light a cigarette.
01:09:35 Buy a carton. Do it right.
01:09:39 - Where'd you get it?
01:09:44 Where you been, 42nd Street?
01:09:52 - Movies, that's where you been.
01:09:56 - That's where you got that.
01:10:00 - "What, this?"
01:10:04 - A friend.
01:10:06 Who'd you ever do
01:10:13 It's for you.
01:10:17 - I wouldn't wear it.
01:10:21 Here.
01:10:26 Buy some medicine
01:11:07 - I hate boneyards.
01:11:44 He was dumber than you.
01:11:49 "X", that's what it ought
01:11:54 Just like our dump,
01:12:04 My grandma, Sally Buck... she
01:12:22 They're stormtroopers!
01:12:28 It all depends
01:12:31 Sometimes your spirit goes up,
01:12:37 How long did I hold up traffic?
01:12:41 Give someone power, and they'll
01:12:45 This kind of thing is spiritual.
01:12:48 Now you're talkin' priest talk.
01:12:51 I'm talkin' about
01:12:54 Some people believe you can
01:12:58 - Not in yours, I hope.
01:13:03 You could come back as
01:13:08 If I had my choice,
01:13:14 What do you think?
01:13:16 Maybe you got to think
01:13:21 I'm usually a very calm person.
01:13:26 I'll write a letter
01:13:31 You're entitled
01:13:35 - Maybe I do.
01:13:37 Maybe I do believe it.
01:13:41 And I'll...
01:13:44 ...do some thinkin' about it.
01:13:51 - What was that all about?
01:13:54 I've been chosen for something.
01:14:00 - A come-on.
01:14:04 Couple of whackos. Where do you
01:14:08 You go, you'll get
01:14:11 Broadway and Harmony Lane.
01:14:16 - That's perfectly clear.
01:14:18 What do whackos like that
01:14:22 It don't say nothin' about you.
01:14:28 - Nothin' about you, either.
01:14:32 Want me to get lost?
01:14:35 I didn't say nothin' about that.
01:14:42 I'll tell 'em I don't go
01:14:50 I ain't dressed for a party.
01:15:02 There you go, right here.
01:15:10 Hey, dog.
01:15:29 You all right?
01:15:32 You OK?
01:15:36 You're sweating
01:15:41 Come here.
01:15:53 - You got a comb?
01:15:58 Here. A few dozen cooties
01:16:09 - OK?
01:16:11 - I look OK?
01:16:16 OK, come on.
01:16:26 Take my picture.
01:16:42 One more close-up of her.
01:16:44 I love the theatre.
01:16:50 My hair, it's fur. It's tendrils
01:16:55 I've watched it touch stars.
01:16:58 They're all whackos.
01:17:00 We better tell
01:17:07 - I made it. This is Ratso.
01:17:12 - Hello.
01:17:16 Anything you want.
01:17:19 Oh, Jesus.
01:17:25 Hansel's a fag, and Gretel's
01:17:29 Load up on salami.
01:17:31 - It's like what?
01:17:34 Death is like heroin,
01:17:38 It's like death. It's nothing.
01:17:40 - Why are you here?
01:17:42 - Who brought you?
01:18:04 Thank you, ma'am.
01:18:15 What you doin'?
01:18:58 Do you want up or down?
01:20:27 Why are you stealing food?
01:20:29 I noticed you're out of salami.
01:20:32 You should have someone go
01:20:36 You don't have
01:20:40 - Then I ain't stealing.
01:20:45 - Slipped on a banana peel.
01:20:48 - Get off me!
01:20:51 Go take a walk.
01:20:56 Take a shave.
01:20:58 - Keep your hands off!
01:21:01 - Guess who I am.
01:21:05 Me! How you doin'?
01:22:23 Let's... leave now.
01:22:31 Your place... or mine?
01:22:40 - She's hooked.
01:22:43 - I'll expect 20 bucks.
01:22:47 - Did you know we'd make it?
01:22:52 Who is he? Don't tell me
01:23:06 Are you really a cowboy?
01:23:10 I ain't a for-real cowboy,
01:23:15 A very expensive stud.
01:23:21 - How much will this cost me?
01:23:27 - OK.
01:23:28 Get lost, will you?
01:23:31 That'll cost
01:23:36 - OK?
01:23:40 Oh, boy.
01:23:43 Here.
01:23:47 - Go ahead.
01:23:49 - I don't even know your name.
01:23:53 Oh, fabulous!
01:23:57 I like that.
01:24:01 That's a good idea. Kiss me.
01:24:12 Too much. He fell.
01:24:20 - Is he all right?
01:24:24 Why you hangin' on the banister?
01:24:28 - Naturally, I can walk.
01:24:33 - Come on.
01:25:18 Well, it happens.
01:25:23 It ain't never happened
01:25:26 Bet your bottom dollar on that.
01:25:32 Behind that thing.
01:25:44 Maybe if you didn't call me
01:25:49 That's the first time
01:25:56 That's a fact.
01:26:01 No, I don't think you're lying.
01:26:08 I had an image of a policeman
01:26:13 and a bugler without his horn,
01:26:23 I'm making it worse.
01:26:32 We should take a nap...
01:26:37 ...and see what happens.
01:26:39 I ain't sleepy.
01:26:48 I know... Scribbage.
01:27:04 Shit!
01:27:15 - Look at this here.
01:27:20 - I mean, if that's your word.
01:27:25 It's on that big building.
01:27:33 "Y". What starts with "Y"?
01:27:39 It can end in "Y".
01:27:43 Like "say", "pay..."
01:27:49 "Lay".
01:27:50 Hey, hey... "lay".
01:27:57 You're teasing me
01:28:06 "Gay" ends in "Y".
01:28:13 - Cut that out.
01:28:21 I'll show you a problem.
01:29:35 I'm not. I'm not exaggerating.
01:29:40 You should try it.
01:29:46 For God's sake! What night
01:29:51 Well, think!
01:29:54 Yeah, all right.
01:29:56 Joe, are you available
01:30:00 - Around 8.30?
01:30:04 Thursday, 8.30. I guess
01:30:11 It's all set
01:30:16 I can't talk now.
01:30:20 Yeah. Bye-bye.
01:30:24 Ma'am, I sure hate
01:30:27 Sure.
01:30:30 Twenty, wasn't it?
01:30:32 Yes'm.
01:30:40 Bye.
01:31:03 Look right in there.
01:31:07 Try that on for size.
01:31:11 I got some aspirin,
01:31:19 - Are they raw?
01:31:24 I could've lifted this.
01:31:30 - You want some soup?
01:31:33 I'll get you some.
01:31:37 I got eight bucks in my pockets
01:31:43 - Give me some soup.
01:31:47 That's good healthy stuff.
01:31:51 - Lookee there. Soup.
01:31:54 It's hot. Watch out.
01:31:57 How was she?
01:32:00 - She went crazy.
01:32:03 - She turned into an alley cat.
01:32:07 - Don't mention it.
01:32:14 - Don't get sore.
01:32:19 I can't walk any more.
01:32:27 I'm scared.
01:32:30 What are you scared of?
01:32:32 You know what they do when
01:32:38 Oh, Christ.
01:32:42 I got to lay down.
01:32:46 Just take it easy.
01:32:51 I'll lay you down.
01:32:54 Put this over you.
01:33:01 - Where you goin'?
01:33:04 - What?
01:33:05 - Don't get me no doctor!
01:33:09 No doctors. No cops.
01:33:13 - What do you want?
01:33:16 - I can't go.
01:33:20 - I don't need you.
01:33:25 They'll only send me
01:33:30 - You're sick. Keep it on.
01:33:34 Dumb. You're really dumb.
01:33:37 - Shut up!
01:33:40 Damn it! Shut up!
01:33:43 You got to pull
01:33:50 Shirley, how you doin'?
01:33:53 With who?
01:33:56 When will she be home?
01:34:01 It's a good friend of hers.
01:34:08 It can't wait that long.
01:34:28 Too bad. We all have off days.
01:34:33 I'm Townsend P Lott
01:34:38 I'm here to have a little fun.
01:34:43 It's my first night.
01:34:47 There's a French restaurant
01:34:53 Don't worry about
01:34:56 I'll tell them
01:35:01 Besides, you look very elegant.
01:35:04 I'm expecting a telephone call
01:35:09 Mama? A coincidence.
01:35:13 Is that thing turned up?
01:35:18 Really, Mama,
01:35:21 Why go to the expense?
01:35:24 Did I tell you
01:35:29 I got to get him south,
01:35:34 I got a sick boy,
01:35:39 You understand me, Towny?
01:35:42 What you got me up here for?
01:35:48 Joe, it's... it's so difficult.
01:35:54 I should never
01:35:59 You're lovely, really.
01:36:03 Oh, God, I loathe life.
01:36:07 - Please go.
01:36:12 No.
01:36:16 I mean yes. Please go.
01:36:21 - I'm going to Florida tomorrow.
01:36:24 You meet someone, you think...
01:36:29 I want to give you
01:36:36 Please take it.
01:36:40 Take it. You don't have
01:36:44 St Christopher's the patron
01:36:47 Take it...
01:36:50 - I got to have money.
01:37:05 I said wait.
01:37:07 Here. Don't thank me.
01:37:10 I need more than 10. I need $57.
01:37:13 - I don't have it.
01:37:16 - There's nothing here.
01:37:21 - Get out of my way!
01:37:24 Let go of that table,
01:37:30 Oh, I deserve it. I know I do.
01:37:36 You gonna let go of that table,
01:37:49 Joe... thank you.
01:37:52 Operator. Number, please.
01:37:55 - Number, please.
01:37:58 - I wasn't calling anyone.
01:38:01 I wasn't calling anyone.
01:38:06 I wasn't calling anyone, Joe...
01:38:21 31 hours. 11.30 in the morning,
01:38:27 Not this morning,
01:38:33 - These guys are good drivers.
01:38:40 You didn't kill him, did you?
01:38:48 Don't talk about it.
01:39:22 If you're shivering,
01:39:28 I been thinkin'.
01:39:30 I hope we won't have any trouble
01:39:37 Keep your blankets on.
01:39:42 Can you see this guy
01:39:46 goin' in swimmin', and then
01:39:53 What's that sound like?
01:39:56 Sounds like they knew you.
01:39:59 Sounds like crap.
01:40:08 We'll tell everyone
01:40:14 - OK?
01:40:50 - What's the matter?
01:40:53 - You're... you're what?
01:40:59 Hell, no use crying
01:41:05 My leg hurts, my butt hurts,
01:41:10 Now I got to pee
01:41:15 That's funny?
01:41:19 You just took a little rest stop
01:41:22 that wasn't on the schedule.
01:41:40 I'll put you up here.
01:41:47 What size pants you wear?
01:42:19 Hi, honey.
01:42:23 - Where you from?
01:42:27 - Ever been here before?
01:42:32 - Have a good time in Florida.
01:42:44 Hey... what are you doin'?
01:42:48 I'm zippin' your fly.
01:43:15 - Thanks, Joe.
01:43:20 Yours was the last one
01:43:30 Clothes are cheap here.
01:43:38 All this only set us back ten.
01:43:43 You know, Ratso...
01:43:48 I got this figured out.
01:43:51 When we get to Miami, I'm gonna
01:43:57 I ain't no hustler. There must
01:44:04 Some sort of outdoors work.
01:44:14 That's what I'll do.
01:44:18 OK, Rico?
01:45:05 Everything's fine.
01:45:13 He kin to you?
01:45:17 - Want to close his eyes?
01:45:20 Just close his eyes.
01:45:29 Nothing else we can do.
01:45:33 Just a little illness.
01:45:42 Nothin' to worry about.
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